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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Max Power at October 09, 2026 07:12 PM (Hucnr)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 09, 2026 07:17 PM (hzuYO)
@realDonaldTrump
I have just concluded a highly successful discussion with President Vladimir Putin, of Russia, wherein it was agreed that Russia will immediately supply over 300,000 Tons of Diesel Fuel to the American and Global Marketplace, another 500,000 Tons during the month of November, and 1,000,000 Tons immediately thereafter. Additionally, based on the condition of their Diesel Refineries, Russia will then deliver, within a short period of time, 3,000,000 Tons of Diesel Fuel. Between our TOTAL CONTROL of the Strait of Hormuz, and this great announcement on Russian Energy, Diesel Prices for Americans and, indeed, the World, will be COMING DOWN, IN RECORD NUMBERS, AND FAST! Lower prices for Americans, especially our Great Farmers, Ranchers, and Truckers, is my Greatest Priority. This is a very big and important announcement. Additionally, it must be understood, that Iran will not have a Nuclear Weapon! Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 09, 2026 07:18 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at October 09, 2026 07:19 PM (VtYh5)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 09, 2026 07:20 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Skip at October 09, 2026 07:20 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: SDWtc at October 09, 2026 07:20 PM (yEGfi)
Posted by: Denny Crane - I Shattered my Femur at October 09, 2026 07:21 PM (NoYYJ)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at October 09, 2026 07:22 PM (VtYh5)
Posted by: Denny Crane - I Shattered my Femur at October 09, 2026 07:21 PM (NoYYJ)
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Except nowadays the critics would call such movies "brilliant" or "f*cking brilliant!"
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 09, 2026 07:24 PM (FZ29D)
@HillaryClinton
A barbaric idea [the public execution of Nidal Hasan], beneath our dignity as a country.
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That evil bitch has the nerve to believe she can speak to "our dignity as a country"? She risked the lives of untold American civilians and civil servants with her ham-fisted email/server, and her husband is a rapist and guilty of sexual harrassment with an intern. Were it not for their last name and their willingness to kill those who inconvenience them, they'd both be in jail.
Posted by: Crusader at October 09, 2026 07:25 PM (TN0g+)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 09, 2026 07:27 PM (nxLtX)
Posted by: Skip at October 09, 2026 07:27 PM (Ia/+0)
A barbaric idea [the public execution of Nidal Hasan], beneath our dignity as a country.
That's the same Hillary Clinton who thought "We came, we saw, he died" was a dignified campaign slogan?
Posted by: Oddbob at October 09, 2026 07:27 PM (vTZFs)
6.7 barrels per short ton
7.4 barrels per metric ton
Between 2 million and 2.2 million barrels depending on the units
Leading up to as much as 7.4 million barrels a month.
Zelenskyy is fucking dead if he disrupts that deal.
Posted by: Community Notes at October 09, 2026 07:28 PM (9Hs2w)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 09, 2026 07:28 PM (VyBeY)
Lower prices for Americans, especially our Great Farmers, Ranchers, and Truckers, is my Greatest Priority. Additionally, it must be understood, that Iran will not have a Nuclear Weapon!
Posted by: SpeakingOf
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This is beneath our dignity as a nation.
Posted by: Hillary at October 09, 2026 07:29 PM (mmrXZ)
@HillaryClinton
A barbaric idea [the public execution of Nidal Hasan], beneath our dignity as a country.
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News Flash: Nidal Hasan has information that will lead to the indictment of Hillary Clinton.
Posted by: Community Notes at October 09, 2026 07:30 PM (9Hs2w)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 09, 2026 07:32 PM (nxLtX)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 09, 2026 07:32 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 09, 2026 07:32 PM (nxLtX)
yup. hardly a day goes by that I don't say "yes! this is what I voted for!"
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 09, 2026 07:34 PM (VyBeY)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 09, 2026 07:32 PM (nxLtX)
yup. hardly a day goes by that I don't say "yes! this is what I voted for!"
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 09, 2026 07:34 PM (VyBeY)
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Me too but also abject fear about what may follow.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 09, 2026 07:37 PM (RIvkX)
live in the moment until that happens is the only sane approach.
(imho)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 09, 2026 07:40 PM (VyBeY)
Her Majesty was able to get an earlier flight out of Nashville. I'll be picking her up 9:30ish instead of the 12:30 AM she threatened me with.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 09, 2026 07:41 PM (eRlcH)
Did getting thrown into the SUV like a side of beef dignify our nation?
Did Bubba getting, and then lying about getting a "beejer"* dignify our nation?
Did Bengazi dignify our nation?
* a word the kids use these days, I'm told.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 09, 2026 07:42 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 09, 2026 07:43 PM (VyBeY)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 09, 2026 07:37 PM
Prepare.
1. Practice fundamentals.
2. Buy ammo.
3. Eschew wobbly sh*t.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 09, 2026 07:43 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 09, 2026 07:43 PM (nxLtX)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
“I have spent most of my life worrying about things that have never happened.”
Twain
Posted by: MkY at October 09, 2026 07:45 PM (ZHRuH)
I look at everything PDT and his administration is doing and am filled with admiration and gratitude.
Posted by: Ben Had
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RELIEF here. I was truly afraid Kamala could get elected. My lefty office mates were stunned flat that she didn't.
Posted by: Hillary at October 09, 2026 07:45 PM (mmrXZ)
https://t.co/xiu7Y2FjYm
Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at October 09, 2026 07:47 PM (0sNs1)
@HillaryClinton
A barbaric idea [the public execution of Nidal Hasan], beneath our dignity as a country.
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I suppose we could disguise the execution as a suicide.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 09, 2026 07:47 PM (ndZc7)
The diesel is available for global distribution as well as the US, so if Ukraine wants to mess around with the shipping, they do so at great peril.
Posted by: mrp at October 09, 2026 07:48 PM (rj6Yv)
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Did he see his shadow so we have six more weeks of campaigning?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 09, 2026 07:49 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 09, 2026 07:50 PM (viF8m)
Come on! He's pooty poots stooge. Of course he got rolled!
We would of been much better off with kammie the kommie.
Posted by: A random guy on the net at October 09, 2026 07:50 PM (dCMJG)
Earl was serving as governor of Louisiana back in the 50s or 60s, for like the third term. He pissed off his wife somehow, so she had him committed to a state mental institution. The problem was that it was the state mental institution. He fired everyone there because he was the governor, walked out, hopped on a plane to Dallas, got a quickie divorce, came back to Baton Rouge, served out his term and ran for US Senate and won, I think. So no, being committed does not damage your chances of election. At least in Louisiana! Maybe Texas is different.
Posted by: SimoHayek at October 09, 2026 07:52 PM (IeYnM)
Posted by: Denny Crane - I Shattered my Femur at October 09, 2026 07:52 PM (NoYYJ)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 09, 2026 07:53 PM (GZ3K7)
They might want Trump to lose the mid-terms so it’s possible,
The EU aristocrats know the diesel prices might double but the peasant’s bank accounts is a sacrifice they are willing to make to hurt the Orange Bad Man.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 09, 2026 07:56 PM (6ydKt)
Posted by: lin-duh at October 09, 2026 07:57 PM (VCgbV)
I would love it if when a cat brushes against my legs, it meant something other than "I need more treats." Alas.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 09, 2026 07:57 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: H at October 09, 2026 08:02 PM (JSLNb)
7NEWS Queensland
@7NewsBrisbane
One of Australia's worst serial killers has been set free, after spending the last 27 years behind bars. Snowtown murderer James Vlassakis walked out of prison, to begin life as the country's only paroled serial killer.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 09, 2026 08:03 PM (ndZc7)
( spits)
Posted by: Skip at October 09, 2026 08:04 PM (Ia/+0)
205 180 Saw some data which shows GenX is the most pro-AI generation. Which tracks with what I’ve seen probably. The yuutes hate it. The olds are somewhat receptive. Middle aged dudes are all in on it.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez
Meh, I'm not sure about that. GenX seems to have skepticism in our DNA.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 09, 2026 07:13 PM (n17eQ)
Yes, so we're skeptical about both the hype and the dooming. What's left is a fantastic symbolic robot.
If you know how to do something with symbols (which cuts out know-nothings), and you are willing to learn how to use 'AI' to automate it (which cuts out those set in their ways), then you can increase your individual productivity by orders of magnitude -- potentially even cutting out the need to work with people. Perhaps counter-intuitively, the middle-aged are right in the sweet spot for ability and inclination to make good use of it.
Posted by: SciVo at October 09, 2026 08:05 PM (ke3zm)
Posted by: Former Fugitive From Board of Mental Health at October 09, 2026 08:05 PM (EdP2u)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 09, 2026 08:06 PM (ndZc7)
>>> Even executives at the Disney Groomer Network know that soon-to-be-fired Jimmy Kimmel is an "asshole."
I found it amusing to learn that Kimmel's kids apparently are in such a deep nepo baby bubble, they actually thought they would inherit the show from dad one day. Like they own the rights to it or built it or had anything to do with it! They must be crying as much as he does to learn their "legacy"is over.
If dad had build them their own "pirate ship"of a network, like Adam Carolla did, maybe they'd have a shot at that. But Adam's kids weren't raised by a stupid dad, so I think they realize they aren't entitled to it and might not have the talent for it.
Carolla > Kimmel, all day every day.
Posted by: LizLem at October 09, 2026 08:08 PM (Toos7)
Posted by: Bulg at October 09, 2026 08:09 PM (77rzZ)
****
If I had said something like that to my mom.... Oh, wait, I did say something like that to my mom..once. She yanked me out of the pool like I was a stuffed animal.
Posted by: clarence at October 09, 2026 08:12 PM (zGeQ7)
Posted by: Bulg at October 09, 2026 08:09 PM
We hope you have a swingin' evening!
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Posted by: Nancy "Perky Emeritus" Pelosi (D-CA) at October 09, 2026 08:13 PM (0sNs1)
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Thar he blows!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 09, 2026 08:13 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Kindltot at October 09, 2026 08:15 PM (rbvCR)
@7NewsBrisbane
One of Australia's worst serial killers has been set free, after spending the last 27 years behind bars. Snowtown murderer James Vlassakis walked out of prison, to begin life as the country's only paroled serial killer.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 09, 2026 08:03 PM (ndZc7)
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And then the murders began.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 09, 2026 08:15 PM (RIvkX)
Jane Doe in the Cornell case is being renamed "Train Doe," and she's been doxxed. I'm not gonna share her real name, but it's out there now, as are pictures of her. I blame college sorority movies, but I had a WAY different image in my head of her vs how she looks.
The same people shrieking about her name being doxxed, were probably gleeful the juror was doxxed in the Lindsay Clancy case. They both have a right to privacy in their respective court cases. But society is garbage right now so here we are!
Anyway, that's all the bad stuff. Hope you are looking to good forward to good things this weekend!
Posted by: LizLem at October 09, 2026 08:15 PM (Toos7)
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Russia, Russia, Russia
Russia, Russia, Russia
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 09, 2026 08:17 PM (vPv7/)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 09, 2026 08:17 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 09, 2026 08:17 PM (l3cgK)
The eye, that is
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 09, 2026 08:18 PM (l3cgK)
https://tinyurl.com/4b2tkzsn
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,
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It's a Chinese bot isn't it?
Every Chinese bot is destructive.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 09, 2026 08:22 PM (vPv7/)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 09, 2026 08:23 PM (vPv7/)
I'm still amazed that there's been like zero hurricanes this year. Is this numero uno?
Posted by: LizLem at October 09, 2026 08:23 PM (Toos7)
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 09, 2026 08:24 PM (BYJyI)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 09, 2026 08:25 PM (quk5M)
Posted by: Bulg at October 09, 2026 08:25 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 09, 2026 08:25 PM (yPX1l)
Sexually transmitted Diarrhea, huh? *snicker*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 09, 2026 08:26 PM (Y/06r)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 09, 2026 08:26 PM (yPX1l)
Posted by: Bulg at October 09, 2026 08:26 PM (77rzZ)
@HillaryClinton
A barbaric idea [the public execution of Nidal Hasan], beneath our dignity as a country.
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Dear Hillary: why don't you sit in his lap?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 09, 2026 08:27 PM (quk5M)
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I'm still amazed that there's been like zero hurricanes this year. Is this numero uno?
Posted by: LizLem at October 09, 2026 08:23 PM (Toos7)
Some other Moron pointed out that there was a long span of no hurricanes after OrangeManBad renamed it to the Gulf of America.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 09, 2026 08:27 PM (3mtzY)
Posted by: Bulg at October 09, 2026 08:27 PM (77rzZ)
@HillaryClinton
A barbaric idea [the public execution of Nidal Hasan], beneath our dignity as a country.
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I suppose we could disguise the execution as a suicide.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 09, 2026 07:47 PM (ndZc7)
I agree. She IS beneath all of our dignity. She is afraid that if people watch, they might want to do the same to traitors. Ahem.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 09, 2026 08:28 PM (BYJyI)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 09, 2026 08:29 PM (yPX1l)
I did a double take hearing some weather idiot standing on the beach "braving the storm" pronouncing "Isaias". WTF?
I pronounce that "eye-zay-us". He tried something I won't even attempt to pronounce.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 09, 2026 08:29 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 09, 2026 08:30 PM (vPv7/)
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 09, 2026 08:30 PM (BYJyI)
A barbaric idea [the public execution of Nidal Hasan], beneath our dignity as a country.
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Also HillaryClinton: "We came. We saw. And he died.... Cackle cackle cackle."
Posted by: ... at October 09, 2026 08:31 PM (vE0+H)
@HillaryClinton
A barbaric idea [the public execution of Nidal Hasan], beneath our dignity as a country.
I avoid a certain word, but:
Go to hell, you fucking drunken cunt.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at October 09, 2026 08:31 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Dr. Zaius at October 09, 2026 08:31 PM (77rzZ)
A barbaric idea [the public execution of Nidal Hasan], beneath our dignity as a country.
She also thought we should drone strike Assange. But executing a traitor is barbaric.
She's just mad she can't Arkancide someone. She misses it.
Posted by: LizLem at October 09, 2026 08:32 PM (Toos7)
https://t.co/xiu7Y2FjYm
Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at October 09, 2026 07:47 PM (0sNs1)
Body double. Did anybody check his earlobes to make sure they matched old photos of him? I thought not.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at October 09, 2026 08:32 PM (jDLN4)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 09, 2026 08:32 PM (yPX1l)
@HillaryClinton
A barbaric idea [the public execution of Nidal Hasan], beneath our dignity as a country.
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Better to shoot him in the head, roll him up in a carpet and leave him in the park.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 09, 2026 08:32 PM (vPv7/)
Posted by: Skip at October 09, 2026 08:32 PM (Ia/+0)
I did a double take hearing some weather idiot standing on the beach "braving the storm" pronouncing "Isaias". WTF?
I pronounce that "eye-zay-us". He tried something I won't even attempt to pronounce.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley[/i
ah EEE zus
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 09, 2026 08:32 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 09, 2026 08:33 PM (yPX1l)
Posted by: Bulg at October 09, 2026 08:33 PM (77rzZ)
BREAKING NEWS: Mr. James Talarico, the soon-to-be- Junior Senator from the Great State of Texas, according to Texas Democrats, was sighted Friday at the ACL Fest.
He tore his ACL?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 09, 2026 08:33 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 09, 2026 08:34 PM (yPX1l)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at October 09, 2026 08:32 PM (jDLN
Holy cow, imagine how much they would have to pay someone to ape that clown.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 09, 2026 08:35 PM (BYJyI)
Posted by: fd at October 09, 2026 08:35 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: lin-duh at October 09, 2026 08:35 PM (VCgbV)
Sexually transmitted Diarrhea, huh? *snicker*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 09, 2026 08:26 PM (Y/06r)
__________
I wonder how you get that, he inquired dryly.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 09, 2026 08:36 PM (eRlcH)
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 09, 2026 08:35 PM (BYJyI)
Alfred E. Neuman has fallen on hard times lately; he might be up for it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 09, 2026 08:37 PM (quk5M)
Posted by: Boss Moss at October 09, 2026 08:37 PM (yPX1l)
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 09, 2026 08:37 PM (BYJyI)
Holy cow, imagine how much they would have to pay someone to ape that clown.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 09, 2026 08:35 PM (BYJyI)
__________
He screamed, "AAAAAHH! Voters! Get me out of here!!" So it really was him.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 09, 2026 08:37 PM (eRlcH)
Here's script-reader Hillary off script (8 seconds long, cackle cackle):
https://is.gd/Q7mOfJ
Why did they use Hillary to announce the Hasan stuff is "barbaric" and not one of their other script readers? To corral idiot women. Only reason. Transparent fucking shitstains.
Posted by: ... at October 09, 2026 08:38 PM (vE0+H)
Posted by: fd at October 09, 2026 08:35 PM (MWfyi)
I think you just won the internet.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 09, 2026 08:38 PM (BYJyI)
BREAKING NEWS: Mr. James Talarico, the soon-to-be- Junior Senator from the Great State of Texas, according to Texas Democrats, was sighted Friday at the ACL Fest.
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Devil worshipers all.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 09, 2026 08:39 PM (vPv7/)
https://tinyurl.com/3c788epp
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 09, 2026 08:30 PM (vPv7/)
hoo boy...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 09, 2026 08:40 PM (l3cgK)
@HillaryClinton
A barbaric idea [the public execution of Nidal Hasan], beneath our dignity as a country.
Now do Islamic countries, Ms Never to be President.
Posted by: Gref at October 09, 2026 08:41 PM (5rh/l)
Posted by: Donnie Iris at October 09, 2026 08:41 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: Donnie Iris at October 09, 2026 08:42 PM (MWfyi)
Here's script-reader Hillary off script (8 seconds long, cackle cackle):
https://is.gd/Q7mOfJ
Why did they use Hillary to announce the Hasan stuff is "barbaric" and not one of their other script readers? To corral idiot women. Only reason. Transparent fucking shitstains.
Posted by: ...
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Yup, she murdered Qaddafi and several of our guys in the same play. Also lit the fuse, to say the least, on the middle east wildfire.
and she's laughing
laugh in hell bitch
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 09, 2026 08:43 PM (vPv7/)
Posted by: Accomack at October 09, 2026 08:44 PM (4c58h)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at October 09, 2026 08:47 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Accomack at October 09, 2026 08:44 PM (4c58h)
They could name a hurricane after the Cornell skank. Call it "Easy-ass".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 09, 2026 08:47 PM (quk5M)
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