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The Summit Tunnel video's AI slop. Just sayin'
Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at October 07, 2026 07:35 PM (lfNXu) 2
I dun nooded.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 07:37 PM (l3cgK) 3
The EU unveiled a statue mocking Trump at their Strasburg HQ. In the lobby. It's covered in gold leaf.
We need to get out of NATO now. Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 07, 2026 07:38 PM (l26NL) 4
Objection! Istanbul was NEVER the capital of the Ottoman Empire. Constantinople was.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 07, 2026 07:38 PM (ZOv7s) Posted by: Don Black at October 07, 2026 07:40 PM (ZxPkt) 6
We need to get out of NATO now.
---- Yep. We don't need NATO and I don't want to be responsible for defending them. Whatever they may face, they brought it on themselves. Posted by: Crusader at October 07, 2026 07:40 PM (TN0g+) 7
Supposedly, a tricky paint job on the front of this building creates the illusion that it's warped by non-Euclidean energies from Yuggoth. I'm wondering if it's actually AI. If not, it's a very impressive illusion.
--- All I know is that I'm never going in that building. No telling what weirdness is lurking inside. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 07, 2026 07:42 PM (FZ29D) 8
National Auto Tire Organization is just big tire making you buy Summer and Winter tires.
Posted by: r hennigantx at October 07, 2026 07:42 PM (/+uur) 9
5 Why do hockey players do a group hug after every goal?
seems intimate Posted by: Don Black That's nothing compared to girl volleyballers. They hug or grabass after every point won or lost. It's off-putting and silly. Posted by: Grow Up! at October 07, 2026 07:44 PM (EdP2u) 10
Next time, I’ll get a half a pint and sleep in the wagon yard.
Posted by: Going deep. Out. at October 07, 2026 07:44 PM (zqeQL) 11
5 Why do hockey players do a group hug after every goal?
seems intimate Posted by: Don Black Have to take off mask to kiss Posted by: r hennigantx at October 07, 2026 07:44 PM (/+uur) 12
Turkish girls have really hairy arms. And backs.
Posted by: Hirsute and Hisute at October 07, 2026 07:45 PM (EdP2u) 13
That's nothing compared to girl volleyballers. They hug or grabass after every point won or lost. It's off-putting and silly.
Posted by: Grow Up! at October 07, 2026 07:44 PM (EdP2u) There is an old supposedly rich dude at my watering hole that watches college VB at the bar. Posted by: r hennigantx at October 07, 2026 07:46 PM (/+uur) 14
5 Why do hockey players do a group hug after every goal?
seems intimate Posted by: Don Black at October 07, 2026 07:40 PM (ZxPkt) They yell, "NO HOMO" before they do it, so it totes okay. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 07:46 PM (l3cgK) 15
12 Turkish girls have really hairy arms. And backs.
Posted by: Hirsute and Hisute at October 07, 2026 07:45 PM (EdP2u) I knew a girl in HS whose mustache was thicker than most of the guys her age...and she was very cute too. At our reunion saw her again; she waxes. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 07:47 PM (l3cgK) 16
Here's a little something for Ace, because it can't always be a one-way street. I'd LOVE to see Tapper "holding him to it". And then walking out of the HQ building with his personal stuff in a box.
For some reason the personalities at CNN dont get how capitalism works The Ellison's now own CNN and Jake Tapper went on air to say “We here at ‘The Lead’ want you to know that we take Mr. Ellison at his word and we will hold him to it.” Hold him to it? Its -- meaning CNN - is his to do as he pleases Jake = employee Ellison = owner https://tinyurl.com/yntrs43s Posted by: Archimedes at October 07, 2026 07:47 PM (Riz8t) 17
They yell,
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 07:46 PM (l3cgK) fixed it Posted by: r hennigantx at October 07, 2026 07:48 PM (/+uur) 18
17 They yell, "NO HOMO" No Tongues before they do it, so it totes okay.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 07:46 PM (l3cgK) fixed it Posted by: r hennigantx at October 07, 2026 07:48 PM (/+uur) But sucking is okay, right? Posted by: Don Lemon at October 07, 2026 07:48 PM (l3cgK) 19
No to mention the Turkish girls mustaches.
Posted by: Waxing Poetic at October 07, 2026 07:49 PM (EdP2u) 20
But sucking is okay, right?
Posted by: Don Lemon at October 07, 2026 07:48 PM (l3cgK) sorry never played hockey Posted by: r hennigantx at October 07, 2026 07:49 PM (/+uur) 21
When Ace mentioned a Chakram, I was worried it was an Al Gore kinda thing...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 07:49 PM (l3cgK) Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 07:51 PM (l3cgK) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 07, 2026 07:51 PM (eRlcH) 24
It has been reported that I eat "DICK Sandwiches!!
I want to set the record straight on this false accusation!! I do not eat DICK SANDWICHES because I DO NOT LIKE BREAD!! Posted by: James Talarico at October 07, 2026 07:53 PM (jGtoG) 25
The Ellison's now own CNN and Jake Tapper went on air to say “We here at ‘The Lead’ want you to know that we take Mr. Ellison at his word and we will hold him to it.” __________ Jake is quite - oh yes, quite, quite - replaceable. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 07, 2026 07:53 PM (eRlcH) 26
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*snaps fingers imperiously* Garçon! This steak was left in the fire for too long. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 07, 2026 07:51 PM (eRlcH) https://youtu.be/78RUyWC--bQ&t=81s Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 07, 2026 07:54 PM (l3cgK) 27
I think Thom Tillis might be to most disgusting politician going out the door I've ever seen. Even worse than Cornyn. Just garbage.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 07, 2026 07:55 PM (l26NL) 28
The Larry Byrd highlights were amazing. I miss the days when the players wore those cute little shorts.
Posted by: Tuna at October 07, 2026 07:57 PM (lJ0H4) 29
All four girls got a brush, trim and nails done today. Puff, who's a deranged maniac, was the quietest while getting her nails ground. Ruth, who's more sedate, screamed all the way through. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 07, 2026 07:59 PM (eRlcH) Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 07, 2026 08:00 PM (syz1S) 31
Tired of reading, start scanning for sports. Espn2 has a college football talking heads show then a division two game or something. Good enough, I switch over.
Immediately, a commercial comes on, for Nashville 911 season premier. Apparently, the bible thumping far right Christian nationalists are going after Nashville. Again. Posted by: From about That Time at October 07, 2026 08:01 PM (sl73Y) 32
Blow an airhorn that deep in the ground no telling what you're calling up.
Posted by: Eromero at October 07, 2026 08:01 PM (LHPAg) 33
If you want to see a big display of wealth the area around the Burj is your go to destination. Right next to the Burj is the Dubai Mall. Every shop is ultra high end, no Walmart or Target. Lots of restaurants too.
Every Friday Emirates and other wealthy Arabs and people from around the world pour into the place and spend huge amounts of money. Theres even a skating rink and an aquarium, a huge one, inside the mall. The indoor ski hill is at the Mall of the Emirates across town. And the whole building complex is built around a huge man made lake with a fountain and light show that makes Vegas look like a traveling carnival. Quite a place. Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2026 08:02 PM (viF8m) 34
You know what else is deep and dark?
Posted by: fd at October 07, 2026 08:03 PM (MWfyi) 35
It's Banned Book Month! If you don't approve of having The 120 Days of Sodom in your school's library, you're a book burner and likely a Nazi. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 07, 2026 08:04 PM (eRlcH) 36
My daughter is about three weeks back from hiking another trail in the Dolomites. Both she and her boy friend are hikers, fine by me, and climbers (I don't want to know).
Posted by: From about That Time at October 07, 2026 08:05 PM (sl73Y) 37
It's Banned Book Month! If you don't approve of having The 120 Days of Sodom in your school's library, you're a book burner and likely a Nazi.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 07, 2026 08:04 PM (eRlcH) --- No one expects the gay Nazis, but they were there from the beginning. Ernst Roehm and friends. Until that one night... Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 07, 2026 08:07 PM (ZOv7s) 38
No one expects the gay Nazis, but they were there from the beginning. Ernst Roehm and friends. Until that one night...
He suggested a sausage fest, which was misinterpreted by many of the Nazis present. Posted by: Archimedes at October 07, 2026 08:09 PM (Riz8t) Posted by: Archimedes at October 07, 2026 08:11 PM (Riz8t) 40
Why is it that if I say "They banned the band the Band" you will know what I mean even if you don't read it?
Posted by: fd at October 07, 2026 08:11 PM (MWfyi) 41
He suggested a sausage fest, which was misinterpreted by many of the Nazis present.
Posted by: Archimedes It was the wurst! Posted by: Tonypete at October 07, 2026 08:11 PM (ptJRT) 42
He has the flu
@NEWSMAX · 41m Texas Democrat Senate nominee James Talarico addressed a U.S. Hispanic Business Council forum virtually Sept. 30 after being diagnosed with the flu, saying he did not want to risk infecting attendees. MORE: https://bit.ly/3TL9eF9 Posted by: Don Black at October 07, 2026 08:13 PM (ZxPkt) Posted by: fd at October 07, 2026 08:13 PM (MWfyi) 44
He suggested a sausage fest, which was misinterpreted by many of the Nazis present.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 07, 2026 08:09 PM (Riz8t) --- You came for the gay orgy and didn't expect the firing squad. I have to say the left's weird Main Character/Persecution Fantasy complex is getting completely out of hand. Book stores and libraries put out large displays of books that were pulled from the West Podunk Public Library and and act like it's Kristallnacht, meanwhile Dem candidates for high office debate whether Jews have a right to exist. The cognitive dissonance is off the charts. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 07, 2026 08:13 PM (ZOv7s) 45
If you want to see a big display of wealth the area around the Burj is your go to destination. Right next to the Burj is the Dubai Mall. Every shop is ultra high end, no Walmart or Target. Lots of restaurants too.
Every Friday Emirates and other wealthy Arabs and people from around the world pour into the place and spend huge amounts of money. Theres even a skating rink and an aquarium, a huge one, inside the mall. The indoor ski hill is at the Mall of the Emirates across town. And the whole building complex is built around a huge man made lake with a fountain and light show that makes Vegas look like a traveling carnival. Quite a place. Posted by: JackStraw It's incredible. Almost overwhelming. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 07, 2026 08:13 PM (9tX4s) 46
Didn't see anybody wearing pajama pants on the Stratocruiser.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 07, 2026 08:13 PM (Cqx++) 47
Blow an airhorn that deep in the ground no telling what you're calling up.
Posted by: Eromero at October 07, 2026 08:01 PM (LHPAg) ---- Yeah, the most terrifying part would be hearing an answering airhorn long after the echoes from yours have died away... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 07, 2026 08:14 PM (FZ29D) 48
41m
Texas Democrat Senate nominee James Talarico addressed a U.S. Hispanic Business Council forum virtually Sept. 30 after being diagnosed with the flu, saying he did not want to risk infecting attendees. MORE: https://bit.ly/3TL9eF9 Posted by: Don Black at October 07, 2026 08:13 PM (ZxPkt) --- Surely everyone attending was triple-masked and quadruple vaccinated. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 07, 2026 08:16 PM (FZ29D) 49
Yeah, the most terrifying part would be hearing an answering airhorn long after the echoes from yours have died away...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 07, 2026 08:14 PM (FZ29D) --- Drums, drums in the deep... Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 07, 2026 08:16 PM (ZOv7s) 50
If you want to see a big display of wealth the area around the Burj is your go to destination.
___ Can't say that I do. All that wealth will eventually turn to dust. Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 07, 2026 08:16 PM (Y4uRa) 51
1 The Summit Tunnel video's AI slop. Just sayin'
Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts ------ I wouldn't know, because clicking the link leads me to Google Play, where I am expected to install yet another "stick its nose up my ass" app in order to watch. Remember, if it's free, you're the product. Homie don't play that game. Posted by: buddhaha at October 07, 2026 08:16 PM (WwlAa) 52
So far I'm about an hour into the followup to Disco Elysium, No Parades: For Dead Spies, and it's.....
Ok. Of course they made the main protagonist in this game a woman, and woman with a five pack a day voice to boot. Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 07, 2026 08:17 PM (XV/Pl) 53
Didn't see anybody wearing pajama pants on the Stratocruiser.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. Or flip flops with dirty, crusty feet. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 07, 2026 08:19 PM (9tX4s) 54
Just came across an interesting quote in the book I'm reading:
"That is the trick of good government. To make folk live in such a way that there is no need for its intervention." Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 07, 2026 08:20 PM (FZ29D) 55
SHUT UP, BIRD
Posted by: Frank Reynolds at October 07, 2026 08:21 PM (iN6fC) 56
>>It's incredible. Almost overwhelming.
It really is. Used to enjoy watching the cars coming into the garage. Ferraris, Maseratis, exotic Porsches, etc.. So many G Wagons they seemed common. You really have to see the area in person to appreciate the spectacle. Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2026 08:21 PM (viF8m) 57
In fact, the female character looks a lot like Jodi Whitaker.
Of course, she is, of course she is. Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 07, 2026 08:22 PM (XV/Pl) Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 07, 2026 08:23 PM (kpS4V) 59
"You really have to see the area in person to appreciate the spectacle.
Posted by: JackStraw" All built on that dirty nasty oil. Posted by: fd at October 07, 2026 08:25 PM (MWfyi) 60
>>All built on that dirty nasty oil.
Certainly not on the hard work of Emirati citizens. Cause they don't work hard. Or work at all. Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2026 08:27 PM (viF8m) 61
I love having a president who says the word "bullshit"!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes But can he word salad about Venn diagrams snd yellow school buses? Posted by: She Hobbit at October 07, 2026 08:29 PM (q7PvL) 62
This weekend is Homecoming, and we had the parade tonight. We live across the street from the education complex and the stadium, so we have a great view.
One of the firetrucks leads off, followed by the marching band, who have been practicing ALL week. Then the homecoming royalty and all the middle and high school sportsball teams. It's very sweet. Posted by: sal at October 07, 2026 08:30 PM (f+FmA) 63
Home Despot has a Halloween animatronic called John the Last Chance Mixologist complete with hipster beard and glasses and flannel shirt.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 07, 2026 08:31 PM (kpS4V) 64
Book stores and libraries put out large displays of books that were pulled from the West Podunk Public Library and and act like it's Kristallnacht,
There is no group of people more convinced of their own heroism than public librarians. Posted by: Oddbob at October 07, 2026 08:31 PM (vTZFs) 65
Certainly not on the hard work of Emirati citizens. Cause they don't work hard. Or work at all. The Beverly Hillbillies never had to work but they insisted on doing so anyway. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 07, 2026 08:32 PM (Cqx++) 66
If this don't make yo booty move
Yo booty must be dead Posted by: John the Last Chance Mixologist at October 07, 2026 08:33 PM (MWfyi) 67
Certainly not on the hard work of Emirati citizens. Cause they don't work hard. Or work at all.
Posted by: JackStraw TCN's. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 07, 2026 08:34 PM (9tX4s) 68
But can he word salad about Venn diagrams snd yellow school buses?
Posted by: She Hobbit at October 07, 2026 08:29 PM (q7PvL) ---- Trump is a verbal Evel Knievel who spins doughnuts on your Venn diagram and jumps over all your yellow school buses, then pops a frosty Diet Coke. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 07, 2026 08:36 PM (kpS4V) 69
I once had a thing for pubic librarians.
Posted by: ... at October 07, 2026 08:38 PM (wlCsd) 70
"The Beverly Hillbillies never had to work but they insisted on doing so anyway.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr." There wasn't anything else to do. They couldn't hunt and fishing in the cement pond was terrible. Posted by: fd at October 07, 2026 08:39 PM (MWfyi) 71
saying he did not want to risk infecting attendees.
Posted by: Don Black at October 07, 2026 08:13 PM (ZxPkt) He should have tried not letting them fuck him in the ass. Posted by: ... at October 07, 2026 08:40 PM (wlCsd) 72
I'd have more respect for librarians if they cleared out the homeless bums who are just there to surf porn. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 07, 2026 08:41 PM (eRlcH) 73
>I once had a thing for pubic librarians.
--- used to be, the librarian was a much older woman. You didn't know about her private live- you didn't want to know about her private life. Posted by: Don Black at October 07, 2026 08:41 PM (ZxPkt) 74
One trick pony here, The TXMoMe is next weekend. Shoot , eat, drink and be merry!
Posted by: Ben Had at October 07, 2026 08:41 PM (nxLtX) 75
>>The Beverly Hillbillies never had to work but they insisted on doing so anyway.
Haven't done business there in a decade so things might have changed but the powers started to realize they had a problem on their hands. Not just the UAE but the Saudis, Qatar and others. Between checks going out to citizens and the requirement that anyone wanting to start a business in those countries had to have citizen that was a partner, another way to get a check for doing nothing. And they had a lot of young people, mostly men, that weren't doing anything and we all know what happens with idle hands. Particularly there. They hired consultants to help them come up with a thing that was called Vision 2030. Basically, how do we get young people working and wean the country off total reliance on oil. We'll see. Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2026 08:41 PM (viF8m) 76
marching band, who have been practicing ALL week. Then the homecoming royalty and all the middle and high school sportsball teams.
It's very sweet. Posted by: sal Well within hearing distance of the stadium i would guess. Posted by: From about That Time at October 07, 2026 08:42 PM (sl73Y) 77
>>I'd have more respect for librarians if they cleared out the homeless bums who are just there to surf porn.
Hey! This is library. You been 4 hours. You go now. Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2026 08:45 PM (viF8m) 78
Pan Am Flight 6 was a Stratocruiser that flew Between SF and HI. Lost an engine kind of explosively, taking out another. Couldn't climb to altitude and was right in the middle with not enough fuel to make land either way. There was a Coast Guard Cutter out there for just this scenario. The pilot circled the Cutter til daylight and did a perfect water landing. All hands safe. A Capt. Sully in 1956.
Posted by: Splashdown at October 07, 2026 08:53 PM (EdP2u) 79
Evenin’, All.
Posted by: Bulg at October 07, 2026 08:56 PM (77rzZ) Posted by: Count de Monet at October 07, 2026 08:57 PM (wVcYX) 81
I avoid lieberries because they insist on pants like that "Perfessor" dude.
Posted by: Non-Conformist at October 07, 2026 08:58 PM (EdP2u) 82
Hello! Car is full of gas, we have water. Schools are closed on Friday. Let’s see what happens!
Posted by: Piper at October 07, 2026 08:59 PM (ZdaMQ) 83
82 Hello! Car is full of gas, we have water. Schools are closed on Friday. Let’s see what happens!
Posted by: Piper If you have a pool, you have water. I have 18,000 gallons on hand. Posted by: Wet Willie at October 07, 2026 09:01 PM (EdP2u) 84
One trick pony here, The TXMoMe is next weekend. Shoot , eat, drink and be merry!
Posted by: Ben Had at October 07, 2026 08:41 PM (nxLtX) I'm pushing to get these tax returns prepared, reviewed, and filed asap in the next week. As soon as the last filing acceptance notice is received on Thursday next, I'm Northbound and Down! Posted by: Count de Monet at October 07, 2026 09:01 PM (wVcYX) 85
The Ellison's now own CNN and Jake Tapper went on air to say “We here at ‘The Lead’ want you to know that we take Mr. Ellison at his word and we will hold him to it.”
And that is the kind of arrogant bullshit that causes me to despise the media. Just who the F**k elected you, dickhead, to hold anyone accountable for anything? Your job is to sit there and read a teleprompter. Meanwhile check your ratings asshole. We the public are holding you accountable. Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2026 09:01 PM (2WIwB) 86
I don't want the Dodgers to win, but Atlanta's fans are so annoying i don't want them to win either. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 07, 2026 09:02 PM (eRlcH) 87
83 82 Hello! Car is full of gas, we have water. Schools are closed on Friday. Let’s see what happens!
Posted by: Piper If you have a pool, you have water. I have 18,000 gallons on hand. Posted by: Wet Willie at October 07, 2026 09:01 PM (EdP2u) I do have a pool, as luck would have it! But I don’t know I would want to use that to drink. Posted by: Piper at October 07, 2026 09:03 PM (ZdaMQ) Posted by: Decaf at October 07, 2026 09:04 PM (5BOLF) Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2026 09:08 PM (2WIwB) 90
As to Piper v. the Hurricane, my odds are on Piper.
Posted by: Bulg at October 07, 2026 09:12 PM (77rzZ) 91
I do have a pool, as luck would have it! But I don’t know I would want to use that to drink.
Posted by: Piper at October 07, 2026 09:03 PM (ZdaMQ) ----- If you have a pool then you probably have chlorine of some sort, yes? Maybe not ideal but in a pinch you can look up what type and quantity of chlorinator you can use to sanitize the water to drinkable standards and survive. Might taste like chlorine but you won't get dysentery. Posted by: ballistic at October 07, 2026 09:13 PM (oqH4h) 92
McKinney TX, Collin County, second richest in TX, collected enough signature to recall the city council and the mayor who approved a mosque plan.
On the way to prayer, Muslims drove past protesters holding signs proclaiming Jesus and 'Don't Mecca My Texas'. The protesters were multi generational and multi racial. --- 7,600 signatures—more than the 5,805 required, have been collected. The signatures still have to be certified by the city secretary. If certified, and the officials don’t step down, the council must order a recall election. (bitches) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 07, 2026 09:14 PM (VQ0bX) 93
"Ace the Bat-Hound. (Silver Age Batman had hound named Ace.)"
Of course. There are no Penguin-Hounds of good, or even moderate, or even neutral reputation. Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 07, 2026 09:15 PM (0sNs1) 94
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If you have a pool then you probably have chlorine of some sort, yes? Maybe not ideal but in a pinch you can look up what type and quantity of chlorinator you can use to sanitize the water to drinkable standards and survive. Might taste like chlorine but you won't get dysentery. Posted by: ballistic at October 07, 2026 09:13 PM (oqH4h) Anecdotal, but during the Kuwait occupation in 1990, when Iraq invaded, the embassy personnel were trapped on the compound. They had tuna that someone had ordered for the canteen and drank the pool water for six months until their safe passage out was negotiated. Pools have a use besides fun! Posted by: moki at October 07, 2026 09:18 PM (wLjpr) 95
If you have a pool then you probably have chlorine of some sort, yes?
Maybe not ideal but in a pinch you can look up what type and quantity of chlorinator you can use to sanitize the water to drinkable standards and survive. Might taste like chlorine but you won't get dysentery. Posted by: ballistic at October 07, 2026 09:13 PM (oqH4h Yes, we have the little tabs and a copper ionizer, so we don’t have to use a heck of a lot of chlorine. I think we will be okay unless this turns a whole lot worse than it shows now. I am guessing power to the studio will be brought online fairly quickly as it’s anchored by Publix and we can always get water from there. But the pool may be nice for a bath if there is no water or electricity at home. Plus, my neighbor can run a lot on both of our houses off of his Tesla, which is pretty cool. 😎 Posted by: Piper at October 07, 2026 09:21 PM (ZdaMQ) 96
Dang never heard that! Tuna and pool water for six months sounds sub-optimal, lol.
Posted by: ballistic at October 07, 2026 09:22 PM (oqH4h) 97
And that is the kind of arrogant bullshit that causes me to despise the media. Just who the F**k elected you, dickhead, to hold anyone accountable for anything? Your job is to sit there and read a teleprompter. Meanwhile check your ratings asshole. We the public are holding you accountable.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 07, 2026 09:01 PM (2WIwB) ==== I cannot wait for Jake's interviews on Tucker and Candace introducing his new podcast. Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 07, 2026 09:23 PM (RIvkX) 98
Three drops of bleach per gallon, let it gas off overnight, drink up. Mike Hammer was delivering pool water in 5 gallon buckets to his neighbors for weeks after Emily.
Posted by: Wet Willie.. at October 07, 2026 09:23 PM (EdP2u) 99
My cousin passed away recently. Early-onset Alzheimer's. He was only 4 years older than I. One of eleven kids, five boys, six girls.
He was such a cool guy. One of the highlights of my youth was spending several days with them in the wilds of Oklahoma. The whole family was simply wonderful. The kids lived life fully. Rest in Peace, Norman. Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at October 07, 2026 09:24 PM (0aYVJ) 100
And the whole building complex is built around a huge man made lake with a fountain and light show that makes Vegas look like a traveling carnival. Quite a place.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2026 08:02 PM (viF8m) And every woman there dressed in a toebag? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 07, 2026 09:25 PM (i9VX2) 101
Rest in Peace, Norman.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at October 07, 2026 09:24 PM (0aYVJ) ==== May his memory be a blessing. Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 07, 2026 09:26 PM (RIvkX) 102
The EU unveiled a statue mocking Trump at their Strasburg HQ. In the lobby. It's covered in gold leaf.
We need to get out of NATO now. Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 07, 2026 07:38 PM (l26NL) Or just go medieval and conquer the fucking thing. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 07, 2026 09:27 PM (vzuC7) 103
The signatures still have to be certified by the city secretary.
If certified, and the officials don’t step down, the council must order a recall election. (bitches) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 07, 2026 09:14 PM (VQ0bX) Godspeed. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 07, 2026 09:28 PM (9tX4s) 104
McKinney TX petition against Epic Mosque, organizer
Ashley Marie Louden. Went to several common publications to get a pic of her. Don't understand why the leader of a successful coup against the Epic Center Mosque, the city's mayor and the city council wouldn't be front and center. She's on the right. https://tinyurl.com/y566pbwy Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 07, 2026 09:30 PM (VQ0bX) Processing 0.02, elapsed 0.0225 seconds. |
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