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doof2112 at proton.me
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Tuesday Overnight Open Thread - October 6, 2026
Photo from nurse ratched
Howdy Hordelings! The Tuesday ONT has arrived. On time, as always. Open thread, as always. Ready to be whelmed?
Wholesome content
When the father comes home, the children🤭🤭🤭 https://t.co/4rXtPy69tP
— Enezator (@Enezator) October 6, 2026
She tried her best to stay completely still so she wouldn’t scare the hummingbird, holding back her reaction until it flew away. ❤️✨ https://t.co/rOM9nekvdY
— Love Music (@khnh80044) October 5, 2026
How I'm handling life these days. 🤣 https://t.co/NsayJ11JPF
— Bren (@Bren__xoxo) October 3, 2026
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Kewl use of perspective!
Erik Schmitt creates mesmerizing videos where he cleverly uses perspective and editing to give the illusion of moving cars with just a swipe of his hand.
[📹 erik__schmitt] https://t.co/bMQmij1EA6— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) October 6, 2026
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Funny stuff
“You lost me with all the transphobic shit.”
☠️ https://t.co/WXgq4jtRiC— mandala (@mandala_mandy) October 5, 2026
“No if you want true equality, you need to be able to get F*** ed with like everybody else. This is a comedy show. There are no rules. This isn’t about Black and this isn’t about white. Everybody gets F***ed with.”
I may have posted this a while back. Or maybe not. Doesn't matter - it's funny every time!
I never knew this was how our states got their abbreviations! 😅
This guy is hilarious!! 😂🤣 I was laughing out loud!😂 Enjoy, if you need a laugh!👊🏻😂 https://t.co/CjqDPxm1Ng— PammsyNow (@NowPammsy) October 4, 2026
Tonight's ONT brought to you by feelings
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)All hail rock and roll
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 06, 2026 10:01 PM (+yTe/)
That was… a few exoplanet discoveries ago.
Good even', OverNightlies. Everybody comment copiously now.
Posted by: mindful webworker - zow at October 06, 2026 10:01 PM (1BE2o)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 06, 2026 10:01 PM (+yTe/)
Posted by: browndog says woof at October 06, 2026 10:01 PM (oCio0)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 06, 2026 10:03 PM (ptJRT)
Posted by: LRob in OK at October 06, 2026 10:03 PM (Jr+re)
Posted by: LRob in OK at October 06, 2026 10:04 PM (Jr+re)
Posted by: gen-x mikeski at October 06, 2026 10:04 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Piper at October 06, 2026 10:05 PM (ZdaMQ)
to win in OVERRRRRRRRRRTIME 3-2
Posted by: browndog says woof at October 06, 2026 10:01 PM (oCio0)
You gonna go see Ovi when the Caps come to Buffalo? Your last chance!
Posted by: Doof at October 06, 2026 10:05 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 06, 2026 10:05 PM (D/6p1)
Posted by: LRob in OK at October 06, 2026 10:05 PM (Jr+re)
Posted by: mindful webworker - beware the stampede at October 06, 2026 10:06 PM (1BE2o)
And ZZ Top! Outstanding.
Posted by: LRob in OK at October 06, 2026 10:03 PM (Jr+re)
Howdy! You coming to the ranch again this year?
Posted by: Doof at October 06, 2026 10:06 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Piper at October 06, 2026 10:05 PM (ZdaMQ)
Kids being kids is the best!
Posted by: Doof at October 06, 2026 10:07 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: LRob in OK at October 06, 2026 10:07 PM (Jr+re)
Great photo up top by Nurse.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 06, 2026 10:05 PM (D/6p1)
The song behind the photo is for her today
Posted by: Doof at October 06, 2026 10:07 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Piper at October 06, 2026 10:07 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: mikeski at October 06, 2026 10:07 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: LRob in OK at October 06, 2026 10:08 PM (Jr+re)
Naturally, every time I see that word now, I think about the ONT.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 06, 2026 10:08 PM (FZ29D)
Posted by: LRob in OK at October 06, 2026 10:05 PM (Jr+re)
I don't know how he did 5 consecutive nights for so long!
Posted by: Doof at October 06, 2026 10:09 PM (QMAsf)
A little while ago a fire started just a few miles over the hill about 6 miles from me. Yikes! I'm hoping my good God protects me👃👃👃!!!!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 06, 2026 10:09 PM (jCKWs)
Posted by: mindful webworker - yoko imitators in white pantsuit at October 06, 2026 10:09 PM (1BE2o)
Posted by: Piper
They'll know you're faking it. *
Hurricanes land you on Gilligan's Island. Tornadoes take you to Oz.
* - especially since you're self-employed.
Posted by: mikeski at October 06, 2026 10:09 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Piper at October 06, 2026 10:07 PM (ZdaMQ)
Hurricane isn't due to hit your area until Friday. Get busy with your content!
Posted by: Doof at October 06, 2026 10:10 PM (QMAsf)
I rate this as "true."
Posted by: gen-x mikeski
Parents of boomers "Stop that whining or I'll beat your ass till you can't sit down for a week."
Posted by: Some Rat at October 06, 2026 10:10 PM (BJzO2)
Posted by: TRex- hula hoop dino at October 06, 2026 10:11 PM (XfIK1)
Posted by: LRob in OK at October 06, 2026 10:11 PM (Jr+re)
Naturally, every time I see that word now, I think about the ONT.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 06, 2026 10:08 PM (FZ29D)
I demand royalties!!
Posted by: Doof at October 06, 2026 10:11 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Some Rat
That would explain their reaction in the meme.
Posted by: mikeski at October 06, 2026 10:11 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Some Rat at October 06, 2026 10:10 PM (BJzO2)
Hey brother - how you doing?
Posted by: Doof at October 06, 2026 10:12 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Doof at October 06, 2026 10:09 PM (QMAsf)
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As much as I love Mis Hum's contributions to the ONT, I think I prefer the variability among the different ONT COBs. Keeps the ONT always feeling fresh and new.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 06, 2026 10:13 PM (FZ29D)
Posted by: LRob in OK at October 06, 2026 10:14 PM (Jr+re)
Posted by: TRex- hula hoop dino at October 06, 2026 10:11 PM (XfIK1)
Thanks Dino! I hope they all had at least a smidgen of whelm.
Posted by: Doof at October 06, 2026 10:14 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: Some Rat at October 06, 2026 10:14 PM (BJzO2)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 06, 2026 10:14 PM (NnhvP)
Hurricane isn't due to hit your area until Friday. Get busy with your content!
Posted by: Doof at October 06, 2026 10:10 PM (QMAsf
🤣
Posted by: Piper at October 06, 2026 10:14 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 06, 2026 10:14 PM (jCKWs)
Posted by: davidt at October 06, 2026 10:15 PM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: Doof at October 06, 2026 10:05 PM (QMAsf)
Last year I got you a photo of The Man.
This year ... a BEER SABRE
Posted by: browndog says woof at October 06, 2026 10:15 PM (oCio0)
Posted by: Doof at October 06, 2026 10:10 PM (QMAsf
🤣
Posted by: Piper at October 06, 2026 10:14 PM (ZdaMQ)
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You can share the latest fashion in hip waders!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 06, 2026 10:15 PM (FZ29D)
Before you go go
Posted by: Whelm! at October 06, 2026 10:16 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Doof
Getting better thanks to all you wonderful folks...looking forward to seeing you and chatting it up.
Posted by: Some Rat at October 06, 2026 10:16 PM (BJzO2)
A little while ago a fire started just a few miles over the hill about 6 miles from me. Yikes! I'm hoping my good God protects me👃👃👃!!!!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 06, 2026 10:09 PM (jCKWs)
Stay safe out there!
Posted by: Doof at October 06, 2026 10:18 PM (QMAsf)
This year ... a BEER SABRE
Posted by: browndog says woof at October 06, 2026 10:15 PM (oCio0)
Hell yeah!
Posted by: Doof at October 06, 2026 10:19 PM (QMAsf)
Mr. Doof!
See you next week!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 06, 2026 10:14 PM (NnhvP)
*fistbump*
Posted by: Doof at October 06, 2026 10:19 PM (QMAsf)
{{{Marie!}}} Stay safe young sprite, remember, don't try to save the chicken.
Posted by: Some Rat at October 06, 2026 10:19 PM (BJzO2)
Posted by: Doof
Oh, Piper was just trying to duck the fashion report?
In that case, while you're in Oz, can you get a read on the munchkins' fall fashion trends, and the proper hand-me-downs for the well-dressed scarecrow? And, obviously, the latest in witchy footwear?
Posted by: Dorothy at October 06, 2026 10:19 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: huerfano at October 06, 2026 10:20 PM (2Xqig)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 06, 2026 10:09 PM (jCKWs)
* * * *
Prayers up for safety for everyone involved.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 06, 2026 10:20 PM (D/6p1)
Posted by: LRob in OK at October 06, 2026 10:21 PM (Jr+re)
Posted by: Some Rat
+++
Also. Stop that crying or I'll give you something to cry about!
Posted by: Florida Peasant at October 06, 2026 10:22 PM (Lo97M)
The pitch is that they are up against a ten million dollar AI campaign of lies, and can you just spare five dollars? No mention of Trump, or any other issue really. Just a mention of "taking back the Senate".
The whole thing is kind of blah. If I was on their side I'd be disappointed.
Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at October 06, 2026 10:23 PM (r7+Q7)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 06, 2026 10:23 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: LRob in OK
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Hopefully that jerk with the red vehicle isn't blocking people again ...
Posted by: lin-duh at October 06, 2026 10:24 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 06, 2026 10:24 PM (+9wcF)
Every one of those tranny's have that same dead eyed stare. Like their soul has long left them and they are just a demon with a skin suit. Creepy. That comedian put it in its place.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 06, 2026 10:26 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 06, 2026 10:26 PM (zZu0s)
If I find out who the heck that . . . . . . . . never mind.
Posted by: LRob in OK at October 06, 2026 10:27 PM (Jr+re)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 06, 2026 10:27 PM (4Je4D)
Posted by: lin-duh at October 06, 2026 10:27 PM (VCgbV)
State abbrv. comic was pretty good.
250th ONT from Doof
Really? Seems like you just started doing these, like, last month. Or so. Almost as exciting as 'Merica 250. Almost.
🥸
Posted by: mindful webworker - let it out let it go let it be at October 06, 2026 10:28 PM (1BE2o)
Posted by: Some Rat
My boomer parents told me that. (Gen X)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 06, 2026 10:29 PM (RiE77)
Posted by: huerfano at October 06, 2026 10:20 PM (2Xqig
It is my dad’s birthday, too!
Posted by: Piper at October 06, 2026 10:29 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at October 06, 2026 10:30 PM (sAmhv)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
That's her view from like 20 feet from her domicile.
Posted by: Some Rat at October 06, 2026 10:30 PM (BJzO2)
I can only imagine fourteen years hence.
Posted by: From about That Time at October 06, 2026 10:31 PM (sl73Y)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310
Might be raining during the car show!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 06, 2026 10:31 PM (NnhvP)
Gonna let my chick go if she has to. My girl will have to run away if need be. I can't let her be in her pen and be fried chicken. If fire happens, my gal will have a chance...or a fried chick 🫣
Posted by: COMountainMarie at October 06, 2026 10:32 PM (jCKWs)
Posted by: Florida Peasant
Oh boy. I heard that one a lot.
Posted by: Tuna at October 06, 2026 10:32 PM (lJ0H4)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2026 10:32 PM (viF8m)
Thanks for the 250tn doof.
Posted by: From about That Time at October 06, 2026 10:32 PM (sl73Y)
Four cute items? That's almost overwhelming.
Posted by: mikeski
You mean we're not going to have any lgbtq+ content with rape and murder and muslims?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at October 06, 2026 10:33 PM (kvLZQ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 06, 2026 10:33 PM (i9VX2)
Posted by: Piper at October 06, 2026 10:34 PM (ZdaMQ)
Did not see it coming. These guys can play hockey.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2026 10:32 PM (viF8m)
Real, or a false dawn?
Though with Shesterkin anything is possible ...
Posted by: browndog says woof at October 06, 2026 10:35 PM (oCio0)
It's why those of us who live in deep blue areas will never be forced out by communists. Because fuck 'em.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2026 10:35 PM (viF8m)
https://youtu.be/hQanCfyKFGI
Posted by: mindful webworker - seen today at October 06, 2026 10:35 PM (1BE2o)
Posted by: Piper
Stay safe!
Posted by: Some Rat at October 06, 2026 10:36 PM (BJzO2)
Posted by: Some Rat at October 06, 2026 10:30 PM (BJzO2)
I hope she has ready access to sandbags.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 06, 2026 10:37 PM (4Je4D)
Yep, just like last year. We'll see, though, sometimes the fearcasters moderate these things out.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 06, 2026 10:38 PM (+9wcF)
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Ironically at Fort Hood...
Posted by: lin-duh at October 06, 2026 10:27 PM (VCgbV)
The firing squad should be issued Thompson submachine guns. After the festivities are over, auction them off. Who wouldn't want to own a genuine Hasan chopper?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 06, 2026 10:38 PM (i9VX2)
>>Though with Shesterkin anything is possible ...
I'm beginning to believe these guys can really play. Young team and bound to have some down times but they are fast and talented and seem to have heart.
Been an enjoyable start.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2026 10:38 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: tankdemon at October 06, 2026 10:40 PM (BLOE8)
https://tinyurl.com/rzz7r37n
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 06, 2026 10:40 PM (+yTe/)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 06, 2026 10:41 PM (+yTe/)
Posted by: Some Rat
My boomer parents told me that. (Gen X)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 06, 2026 10:29 PM (RiE77)
My Dad was from the Greatest Generation. Went through the Depression, fought in WW2, lost a child (stillborn) then a year later his first wife when he wasn't even 30.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2026 10:41 PM (l3cgK)
https://youtu.be/hQanCfyKFGI
Posted by: mindful webworker - seen today at October 06, 2026 10:35 PM (1BE2o)
Those animators need to do a hard-rockin; piano player cat called Jerry Lee Mew-is. Playing "Great Hairballs of Fire".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 06, 2026 10:41 PM (i9VX2)
Posted by: COMountainMarie
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How many do you have?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 06, 2026 10:42 PM (+yTe/)
Posted by: Old Man Noll at October 06, 2026 10:43 PM (EdP2u)
Posted by: From about That Time at October 06, 2026 10:43 PM (sl73Y)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Heh! Put me down for 10 bucks to make it happen.
Posted by: Some Rat at October 06, 2026 10:43 PM (BJzO2)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 06, 2026 10:44 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: From about That Time at October 06, 2026 10:43 PM (sl73Y)
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And DEEP
Posted by: Second Black Guy at October 06, 2026 10:44 PM (wpRMV)
Clown world
Posted by: Common Tater at October 06, 2026 10:45 PM (xHdZY)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 06, 2026 10:44 PM (CHHv1)
What's a big gray animal with a nose this long?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 06, 2026 10:47 PM (i9VX2)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 06, 2026 10:48 PM (Cqx++)
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Drawing and quartering isn't a thing anymore? Because once a guy gets to hold his own entrails, he appreciates the seriousness of the festivities.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero 43) at October 06, 2026 10:48 PM (wpRMV)
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Drawing and quartering isn't a thing anymore? Because once a guy gets to hold his own entrails, he appreciates the seriousness of the festivities.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero 43) at October 06, 2026 10:48 PM (wpRMV)
Don't understand the mechanics of holding your own entrails whilst being drawn and quartered...your arms and legs are already being pulled in different directions so you can't grab sh*t.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2026 10:50 PM (l3cgK)
I LOVED the babies greeting their Dada's! I love babies and always have.
We are 10min from our gorgeous grands and they've known us/spent time with us since birth. This is their second home.
When our 1yr old hears/sees us she crawls as fast as she can to me, like a puppy, for months. I'm sure my smile matches hers. Can walk a few steps but crawls faster.
I noticed with all 3 of them when we arrive at their house, and they can hear but not see us as babies in high chairs, they cry til we assure them we know they are there and hello. How could we forget them?
I didn't realize until they were born that there is no level or degree of difference in the love we have for them and our sons. They are simply ours as well. Certainly pieces of my heart running around with them.
Thanks again for the music and videos.
Have a great night!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 06, 2026 10:50 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: Some Rat at October 06, 2026 10:51 PM (BJzO2)
Mail moves the country.....
Posted by: ....And Zip Codes Move The Mail at October 06, 2026 10:51 PM (EdP2u)
SpaceX crew 12 will be undocking from the ISS.
SpaceX/NASA - SpaceX Crew-12
Undocking International Space Station ISS
Date: October 7, 2026
Undocking: 8:05 a.m. EDT (1205 UTC, 14:05 CEST)
https://youtu.be/2bt6e7ouPXY
Posted by: Joyenz at October 06, 2026 10:51 PM (2F0/Y)
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Drawing and quartering isn't a thing anymore? Because once a guy gets to hold his own entrails, he appreciates the seriousness of the festivities.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero 43) at October 06, 2026 10:48 PM (wpRMV)
Don't understand the mechanics of holding your own entrails whilst being drawn and quartered...your arms and legs are already being pulled in different directions so you can't grab sh*t.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2026 10:50 PM (l3cgK)
Uh, thinking of a different punishment...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2026 10:51 PM (l3cgK)
I survived the drive to the hotel. Roads were actually really calm and sparse...
In the morning, interview, oil change, gas up, and drive back until my body insists on a hotel or until I get home, whichever. I'd do the oil change before the interview but I don't trust them to finish early enough.
Posted by: RandomDave at October 06, 2026 10:52 PM (Kguar)
Just got home. Baby brother picked me up from work and he and my sil made me dinner. came home to flowers on my doorstep from my sons.
Life is good!
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 06, 2026 10:53 PM (yEz+x)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2026 10:53 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: LRob in OK at October 06, 2026 10:54 PM (Jr+re)
Posted by: Thanks To The Maryland Man at October 06, 2026 10:54 PM (EdP2u)
Mail moves the country.....
Posted by: ....And Zip Codes Move The Mail
I remember BZ (Before Zip)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 06, 2026 10:57 PM (Cqx++)
Life is good!
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 06, 2026 10:53 PM (yEz+x)
Happy Birthday, Nurse! You don't look a day over 29.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 06, 2026 10:57 PM (i9VX2)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient
The song behind the photo is for her today
Posted by: Doof
Yup, great photo! Happy Birthday!
And if it's time for off-the-wall birthday songs, here's some more.....
https://youtu.be/Sp6fTroDdRc
https://youtu.be/0TPKTfqB_2Y
https://youtu.be/cxlYTKaOhM8
Posted by: mikeski at October 06, 2026 10:57 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: BifBewalski - at October 06, 2026 10:58 PM (vfjha)
@JamesBryantWX
Hurricane Isaias COULD impact games on Saturday, most notably Georgia at Alabama. Timing is everything. Does rain clear out by gametime or is it a true hurricane game? Both options are on the table. This system is moving quickly north on Saturday so the heavy rain/gusty winds only lasts for...
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Weather Network predicting, for the Georgia (hello Dawgs) Alabama game, winds 38 mph and gusting with light to heavy rain.
Game's on boys.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 06, 2026 10:58 PM (+yTe/)
Posted by: 496 at October 06, 2026 10:59 PM (m8Qhu)
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Check out the "drawing" part. The more enthusiastic officials would sometime set the exposed guts on fire.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero 43) at October 06, 2026 10:59 PM (wpRMV)
Posted by: Some Rat at October 06, 2026 11:00 PM (BJzO2)
Posted by: Orson at October 06, 2026 11:00 PM (dIske)
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Applause, more applause, standing ovation.......
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 06, 2026 11:01 PM (+yTe/)
Posted by: wth at October 06, 2026 11:02 PM (oq9dX)
Posted by: Thanks To The Maryland Man at October 06, 2026 10:54 PM (EdP2u)
Stopped in to visit a friend today. He had elbow surgery this morning. Showed me a cellphone pic of all the crap they took out: bunch of bone chips, and a big hunk of calcified bursa. Arm is all bandaged up, and he has limited movement.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 06, 2026 11:03 PM (i9VX2)
Mail moves the country.....
Posted by: ....And Zip Codes Move The Mail
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My last two verified deliveries did. not. make. it.
USPS suks.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 06, 2026 11:04 PM (+yTe/)
Mail moves the country.....
Posted by: ....And Zip Codes Move The Mail at October 06, 2026 10:51 PM (EdP2u
Charles Schulz named a character in Peanuts for his zip code. Also, the band Yes named their album 90125 for its UPC code.
Posted by: tankdemon at October 06, 2026 11:04 PM (BLOE8)
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Applause, more applause, standing ovation.......
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 06, 2026 11:01 PM (+yTe/)
If you're not an illegal, what do you have to worry about with ICE being around voting stations?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2026 11:06 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: 496 at October 06, 2026 10:59 PM (m8Qhu)
Glad you were sufficiently whelmed!
Posted by: Doof at October 06, 2026 11:06 PM (QMAsf)
Posted by: ....And Zip Codes Move The Mail at October 06, 2026 10:51 PM (EdP2u)
*Note: Write in ballots suspected of being cast for Republican candidates will be dumped in a ravine.
Posted by: tankdemon at October 06, 2026 11:06 PM (BLOE8)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 06, 2026 11:07 PM (xqL5c)
A Happy birthday to all the 10-6'ers amd everybody stay safe.
Posted by: sal at October 06, 2026 11:07 PM (f+FmA)
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Applause, more applause, standing ovation.......
Posted by: Braenyard
I voted for that.
And I'll walk right past them, smile and nod, and vote for more of it.
Posted by: mikeski at October 06, 2026 11:07 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: LRob in OK at October 06, 2026 11:10 PM (Jr+re)
Some are a bit less easier to remember than others, e.g. Micronesia is FM...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2026 11:10 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 06, 2026 11:11 PM (xqL5c)
Posted by: Some Rat at October 06, 2026 11:11 PM (BJzO2)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
I believe AOP owns a ZIP Van, powered by a Studebaker 170, of course.
Posted by: The Mail Must Go Through at October 06, 2026 11:11 PM (EdP2u)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2026 11:06 PM (l3cgK)
If you attempt to attack them, they might kill you.
Posted by: Emmie at October 06, 2026 11:12 PM (OlzlW)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 06, 2026 11:13 PM (xqL5c)
And all y’all for the well wishes. Y’all are the best.
And yes. I took that photo with my iPhone 11 just a few steps from my front door. JackStraw gets it.
Love where you live.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 06, 2026 11:13 PM (qI/6m)
"Hear me out carefully, Donald Trump plans to station ICE agents outside every polling place this November." - Elissa Slotkin
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The agents will be accompanied by ICE station zebras.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 06, 2026 11:13 PM (Cqx++)
And I'll walk right past them, smile and nod, and vote for more of it.
Posted by: mikeski
AF is short of water...
Posted by: Some Rat at October 06, 2026 11:13 PM (BJzO2)
Rhode Island is easy to contract. RI. Only state that starts with R.
One area code. 401
Not small. Exclusive.
Now I need to make an offering to Cthulhu so he doesn't eat you. We are always on guard not that you care. Ingrates.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2026 11:13 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: The Mail Must Go Through at October 06, 2026 11:11 PM (EdP2u)
Indeed I do. It is capable of movement, although woefully deficient in window glass.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 06, 2026 11:13 PM (i9VX2)
Since it is seemingly the Democrats' wish that ICE never actually make any arrests, they should totally support making g the agents uselessly waste their time monitoring polling places rather than going out to where their quarry actually gather.
Posted by: tankdemon at October 06, 2026 11:14 PM (BLOE8)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 06, 2026 11:13 PM (xqL5c)
True dat.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2026 11:14 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
Now you're just pulling our legs. There's no such place, is there?
Posted by: Mayor Of Tiny Town at October 06, 2026 11:14 PM (EdP2u)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2026 11:06 PM (l3cgK)
If you attempt to attack them, they might kill you.
Posted by: Emmie at October 06, 2026 11:12 PM (OlzlW)
That goes for almost anybody...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2026 11:14 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: BifBewalski - at October 06, 2026 10:58 PM (vfjha)
Kitties are doing well. We may have to get the kitten snipped soon. He is extremely dominate and is starting to test the limits with our 20lb big boy, Shadow.
You can see pictures of the kitties in the updates here
https://tinyurl.com/dg65258
Posted by: Joyenz at October 06, 2026 11:15 PM (2F0/Y)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 06, 2026 11:17 PM (xqL5c)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Aren't they all flat panels? Might not cost a lot to have some made. I replaced nearly all the glass in my 60 VW Bus, didn't cost a huge amount. Probably no repop market for the seals, like there is for the VW, though.
Posted by: I Can See Clearly Now at October 06, 2026 11:19 PM (EdP2u)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
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Paddy wagons and checking IDs.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 06, 2026 11:19 PM (+yTe/)
Posted by: JackStraw
Minnesota's MN was probably chosen by process-of-elimination, since all the other letters get used by other states.
MI is Michigan.
ME is Maine.
MS is Mississippi.
MO is Missouri.
MT is Montana.
MA is Massachusetts.
No chance of mixing it up with Maryland's MD, I guess.....
Posted by: mikeski at October 06, 2026 11:19 PM (VHUov)
Since it is seemingly the Democrats' wish that ICE never actually make any arrests, they should totally support making g the agents uselessly waste their time monitoring polling places rather than going out to where their quarry actually gather.
Posted by: tankdemon
Savage.
Posted by: mikeski at October 06, 2026 11:21 PM (VHUov)
USPS suks.
Posted by: Braenyard
Did you cuss out the mailman, or not tip him at Christmas?
Posted by: Or Is The Problem Further Up The Line? at October 06, 2026 11:21 PM (EdP2u)
You win sunsets, birthday girl.
But we own sunrises.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2026 11:22 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 06, 2026 11:22 PM (yEz+x)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 06, 2026 11:13 PM (qI/6m)
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Only some are this blessed, nurse.
We are incredibly lucky to live in the foothills...1mi from a rocky mountain range. Heaven. Thankful every morning for us ending up where we started 50yrs ago this month when we met.
We lived 1/4mi from the Atlantic and 1/4mi from the Intercoastal Waterway in FL for 20 years in a house we built and raised teens. Loved that, too. I miss the pool, not hurricanes, humidiy, snakes, gators or bugs. It was grand and our boys grew up from infancy on the beach.
Growing up we had 100 acres of forest from my bedroom window.
College years not so blessed with apts, but, man, did I have fun! Impoverished and still having fun. Seeing one roommate next week for lunch! Life is very good.
Happy Birthday again. Looks like Doof celebrated!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 06, 2026 11:24 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: What Was That Thing We Just Drove Past? at October 06, 2026 11:24 PM (EdP2u)
USPS suks.
Posted by: Braenyard
Did you cuss out the mailman, or not tip him at Christmas?
Posted by: Or Is The Problem Further Up The Line? at October 06, 2026 11:21 PM (EdP2u)
My wife always gave the mail carrier a Christmas gift. Mail carrier was a woman. Nice gal.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2026 11:25 PM (l3cgK)
Posted by: tankdemon at October 06, 2026 11:14 PM (BLOE
Speaking of the ICE man:
https://youtu.be/q4l1JFsXXeg
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 06, 2026 11:26 PM (i9VX2)
I take sunsets, oysters and crab and salmon. And geoduck.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 06, 2026 11:28 PM (yEz+x)
Posted by: I Can See Clearly Now at October 06, 2026 11:19 PM (EdP2u)
Pretty sure the seals are generic. like used on buses and tractors, etc.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 06, 2026 11:28 PM (i9VX2)
If only.
Best part of fall around here is tourists go home.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2026 11:29 PM (viF8m)
Best part of fall around here is tourists go home.
Posted by: JackStraw
Saw our first Montana plate of this season today. The flood starts.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 06, 2026 11:33 PM (NnhvP)
USPS suks.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others
......
I just sneak mine in the Out Of Town slot so as to not piss anybody off.
Posted by: wth at October 06, 2026 11:33 PM (oq9dX)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 06, 2026 11:33 PM (zZu0s)
USPS suks.
Posted by: Braenyard
Did you cuss out the mailman, or not tip him at Christmas?
Posted by: Or Is The Problem Further Up The Line? at October 06, 2026 11:21 PM (EdP2u)
https://tinyurl.com/4hrju3k6
Posted by: tankdemon at October 06, 2026 11:35 PM (BLOE8)
I had my debate with the far-left incumbent earlier tonight. I thought I did horribly, but I'm my own worst critic. The reviews I received from folks in the audience was completely different.
Weston CT is affluent, and very liberal, but I made my main argument more about shifting the tax burden from the town to the state, and it went over very well with that crowd. Turns out the state gets away with saying they don't raise State taxes by pushing their unfunded mandates onto our property taxes instead. Been going on for years, but our current Rep just makes excuses for it. Not as popular as she thinks it is.
Still an uphill slog, but a sprint to Election Day. We may have a shot after all. People are saying that she should never have agreed to a debate. We'll see.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 06, 2026 11:35 PM (TBLM3)
>>I take sunsets, oysters and crab and salmon. And geoduck.
There are literally oysters farms practically in my front yard. There are something like 50 oyster farms in this tiny state. And I'll give you lobsters, we have way too many.
And we have tuna. Lots of it. And we make rum. And beer. And we pretty much invented piracy in the colonies. And we even grown our own cows.
I'm sorry, I know it's your birthday but we win.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2026 11:37 PM (viF8m)
Some shots of this morning's occultation of Jupiter:
https://t.ly/QEl0I
And a cool timelapse:
https://t.ly/X1cN5
Note how overexposed that latter actually is. He had to do that to get Jupiter's moons in there. And that makes them look bigger. The points of light that are the moons are basically glare washing into the neighboring pixels.
There's a whole world of optics of telescopes and camera sensors and all that complexity in this stuff.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 06, 2026 11:39 PM (w6EFb)
Still an uphill slog, but a sprint to Election Day. We may have a shot after all. People are saying that she should never have agreed to a debate. We'll see.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 06, 2026 11:35 PM (TBLM3)
*****
Wishing you luck and to win! I'd vote illegally for you if I could find a way!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 06, 2026 11:40 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: Darrell Harris
Glad to hear!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 06, 2026 11:41 PM (NnhvP)
The numbers have gone down substantially but there is still a big Navy presence here. Saw a New Mexico plate today. That was pretty cool.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2026 11:41 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: JackStraw
Minnesota's MN was probably chosen by process-of-elimination, since all the other letters get used by other states.
MI is Michigan.
ME is Maine.
MS is Mississippi.
MO is Missouri.
MT is Montana.
MA is Massachusetts.
No chance of mixing it up with Maryland's MD, I guess.....
Posted by: mikeski at October 06, 2026 11:19 PM (VHUov)
https://youtu.be/bgmdnxtz3Bo
Posted by: tankdemon at October 06, 2026 11:41 PM (BLOE8)
Sorry, I didn't realize my last comment was loaded when I pulled the trigger.
Posted by: tankdemon at October 06, 2026 11:46 PM (BLOE8)
I guess I'll have to finish reading "Witness to Hope".
Posted by: mrp at October 06, 2026 11:47 PM (rj6Yv)
USPS suks.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others
......
Did you go postal on them?
Posted by: wth at October 06, 2026 11:47 PM (oq9dX)
USPS suks.
Posted by: Braenyard
My asshole mailman shoved a carburetor for a harley into the mailbox, which is across the street and down a little with my neighbor's box, instead of just putting it on the porch. It said it was delivered. I'm thinking great, because one time the asshole laid the package at the base of the mailbox in the dirt where anybody could have just snatched it. I run out to the mailbox, which is 200 feet from my door, and I don't see it on the ground. Well, it was in the mailbox, and he crushed the box it was delivered in so he could press fit the whole thing into the mailbox. One time he must have left the door of the mailbox open and probably caught it with his geek jeep when he drove away, because it was torn off and laying in the dirt. When I first moved there I asked him one time why all the mailboxes are across the street. He says "so they don't have to drive up and down the street." You know what he does when he gets to my house, the last house on his route? He does a K turn in my neighbor's driveway across the street and then heads back down the street from where he came. They blow too much to suk
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 06, 2026 11:48 PM (vzuC7)
USPS suks.
Posted by: Braenyard
Did you go postal on them?
Posted by: wth
* Hands out "Help Stamp Out Postage" protest signs *
Posted by: mikeski at October 06, 2026 11:49 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 06, 2026 11:49 PM (RIvkX)
USPS suks.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others
......
Did you go postal on them?
Posted by: wth at October 06, 2026 11:47 PM (oq9dX)
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You want him to push the envelope?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at October 06, 2026 11:49 PM (Qafxx)
Posted by: wth at October 06, 2026 11:47 PM (oq9dX)
I laughed.
Okay, I only chortled a bit, but still, it was an audible reaction.
Posted by: tankdemon at October 06, 2026 11:49 PM (BLOE8)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit
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Paddy wagons and checking IDs.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 06, 2026 11:19 PM (+yTe/)
Handing out ice cold bottles of water to people who've already voted.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 06, 2026 11:50 PM (qx7Zg)
Sorry, I didn't realize my last comment was loaded when I pulled the trigger.
Posted by: tankdemon at October 06, 2026 11:46 PM (BLOE
********
You didn't kill it, I, the invisible ChristyB, did.
Hello and nite nite.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 06, 2026 11:51 PM (hzuYO)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 06, 2026 11:51 PM (qx7Zg)
I'm sorry, I know it's your birthday but we win.
Posted by: JackStraw
Youd not have beer wothout hops. Our apples, cherries and wheat kick it. And our wineries are far superior. Do you even grow grapes?
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 06, 2026 11:52 PM (yEz+x)
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We'll let you know.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 06, 2026 11:54 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 06, 2026 11:33 PM (zZu0s)
Congrats to your Mom!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2026 11:55 PM (l3cgK)
Still an uphill slog, but a sprint to Election Day. We may have a shot after all. People are saying that she should never have agreed to a debate. We'll see.
Posted by: Darrell Harris
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What can we do?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 06, 2026 11:55 PM (+yTe/)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 06, 2026 11:56 PM (RIvkX)
Every time I order chicken pellets and grain, they email me three days later asking for their feed back.
(That's what you get when you bring up chickens. This one might be better.)
Why did the Chicken cross the road?
To order a beer at the bar
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 06, 2026 11:56 PM (qx7Zg)
That is indeed a great sunset picture.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 06, 2026 11:57 PM (w6EFb)
>>I take sunsets, oysters and crab and salmon. And geoduck.
There are literally oysters farms practically in my front yard. There are something like 50 oyster farms in this tiny state. And I'll give you lobsters, we have way too many.
And we have tuna. Lots of it. And we make rum. And beer. And we pretty much invented piracy in the colonies. And we even grown our own cows.
I'm sorry, I know it's your birthday but we win.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 06, 2026 11:37 PM (viF8m)
I'm in Kalifornia...it's its own form of punishment.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 06, 2026 11:57 PM (l3cgK)
Dudette, my favorite little micro brewery is about 10 minutes from me. It is literally on the grounds of a hops farm.
https://www.tiltedbarnbrewery.com
And yea, we have an assload of grapes and wineries around here.
We also are the sailing capital of the US. Pretty much the world.
You aren't going to win this. You should just surrender and come visit. I'll buy you the best lobster roll you've ever had. 2nd place is nothing to be ashamed of.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 07, 2026 12:02 AM (viF8m)
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