Saturday Night Club ONT - October 3, 2026 [Disco & Dino]

Welcome to Club ONT - a whelming collaboration of The Disco and The Dino.

Open thread - bar is open, too. Come in in, grab a drink or 2. Or 3. Keep it light and friendly. The Moose is working undercover tonight while fighting crime, so acknowledge him but don't let on that you know his true identity.

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Saturday Night Jokes and Other Funnies

So while traveling, a Texas businessman steps into a pub in Ireland. "So I hear you Irishmen are a bunch of hard drinkers! Well I'd like to see that! I've got $1,000 in hard cash for anyone who can do 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back!"

A guy at the end the bar snorts, a couple in the corner goes back to their conversation, and for the most part he's largely ignored. One man leaves the bar.

So the Texan snickers to himself and goes about having his drink at the bar.

About a half hour later, the man that left earlier comes back in, and taps the Texan on the shoulder. "Excuse me, but is your bet still good?"

"Why, hell yes, boy!" he says. The bartender rounds up 10 pints of Guinness on the bar and it's on.

The Texan watches in shock and amazement as the man slams down pint after pint, until the last empty glass hits the bar, and all 10 pints are down in what seemed like seconds. "Well hell, that was easily worth $1,000 to see. If I may ask though- where did leave to earlier?"

"Oh," says the man, "I had to go to the bar down the street to make sure I could do it."

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A guy walks into a bar, and order 5 shots. Bartender says, "Jeez, you look like you just got some bad news." Guy says, "Yea, just found out my dads gay and he's leaving my mom." So the guy downs the 5 shots and drinks the rest of the night.

The next day he comes back, and orders 5 shots again. Bartender says, "What happened now?" Guy says, "Just found out my brother's gay and he's leaving his wife." So the guy downs the 5 shots again, and drinks until closing time.

The next day he comes back again, and orders 5 more shots. Bartender says, "Jesus, doesn't anybody in your family like women?" Guy says, "Yeah, my wife".

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Drink of the Night

Tonight we drew the 8 of Spades from our decl of playing card cocktails

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Club ONT Department of Old School Tech

Making a rainbow quote using an antique Washington hand press pic.twitter.com/Mrt6jvZGBE
— Interesting things (@awkwardgoogle) October 2, 2026

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Club ONT Department of Waiting for the Cue

Starting to fight at the “Kick It” is all time pic.twitter.com/5h1xhOmQYp
— Bussin' With The Boys (@BussinWTB) October 3, 2026

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Club ONT Style Guide Tips

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Club ONT Department of Batmobile Matters

Want one for yourself? Turner Classic Movies and Julien's Auctions announce The Ultimate Batmobile Auction, headlined by the screen-used Hero Batmobile from Batman Returns, live and online November 23, 2026.

The last Batmobile to hit auction was George Barris' original 1966 TV series car which sold for $4.6 million in 2013, a price that stood as the benchmark for movie vehicles for over a decade. The Batman Returns Batmobile carries a $5 million to $7 million estimate.

Maybe a scale model is more your speed?

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Club ONT Jukebox

Hat tip on the last one to OrangeEnt

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Top 10ish Comments of the Week

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Club ONT is brought to you by good ideas

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Safety is our priority. There has been [7] days without a safety incident in Club ONT. The previous record was [7] days. Let's be careful out there.

Posted by: Open Blogger at 09:00 PM

Comments

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1 Oh, you say that you're going away and leave me
And you say you ain't never coming back
That you're sick and tired of how I'm doing
And you're gonna head off down the track

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nJUWFKQ9Xo

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 03, 2026 10:00 PM (iLKq8)

2 5th

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at October 03, 2026 10:00 PM (OoT17)

3 !!

Posted by: clarence at October 03, 2026 10:00 PM (oakar)

4 "Well done is better than well said."
—Benjamin Franklin

Well said, Ben.

Posted by: mindful webworker - baaa at October 03, 2026 10:01 PM (sVrIn)

5 Nooded, if you can believe it - woke up just enough.

Posted by: Nazdar at October 03, 2026 10:01 PM (NcvvS)

6 Top 10?

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 03, 2026 10:02 PM (yEz+x)

7 Sorry I'm late, there was a problem on the Autobhan.

https://youtu.be/iukUMRlaBBE

Posted by: tankdemon at October 03, 2026 10:03 PM (Nmw7a)

8 My excuse tonight is in remembrance of Flotian Scneider, a founding member of Kraftwerk who passed today.

Posted by: tankdemon at October 03, 2026 10:04 PM (Nmw7a)

9 I approve of the good idea!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 03, 2026 10:05 PM (fTHmy)

10 This near the first after I read the content.

Posted by: LRob in OK at October 03, 2026 10:05 PM (Jr+re)

11 Boo!

Posted by: DanMa'am at October 03, 2026 10:05 PM (8uzBS)

12 Joel Schumacher's Batman was the best Batman.

He had Bat nipples.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 03, 2026 10:05 PM (wpRMV)

13 The next day he comes back again, and orders 5 more shots. Bartender says, "Jesus, doesn't anybody in your family like women?" Guy says, "Yeah, my wife".

That was good.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 03, 2026 10:07 PM (l3cgK)

14 Having some difficulties with the theme of the jukebox. Little help?

Posted by: LRob in OK at October 03, 2026 10:07 PM (Jr+re)

15 Good evening, Horde!

Job news? It's Saturday, none of *them* are workin.

Prepping for my interview trip Tuesday, but otherwise took a personal day. Praying that one of the good interviews turns into a next round this coming week.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at October 03, 2026 10:07 PM (aJQbY)

16
Mach 5 > Batmobile

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at October 03, 2026 10:07 PM (Fv808)

17 Thanks, D&Ds. See y'all in the morning!

Posted by: Nazdar at October 03, 2026 10:08 PM (NcvvS)

18 They draw those penalties on purpose to catch a break.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 03, 2026 10:08 PM (iLKq8)

19 He had Bat nipples.

And Gotham is a cold, cold town.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 03, 2026 10:08 PM (z9/xM)

20 Starting to fight at the “Kick It” is all time

the original penalty was 44 for hooking

$20, same as in town.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 03, 2026 10:09 PM (l3cgK)

21 Yay, ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 03, 2026 10:10 PM (+9wcF)

22 Having some difficulties with the theme of the jukebox. Little help?
Posted by: LRob in OK at October 03, 2026 10:07 PM (Jr+re)

Try the Batcomputer, sir.

Posted by: Mr. A. L. Fred at October 03, 2026 10:10 PM (1Ff7Z)

23 Drink of the Night
Free Breeze

That's how a dive-bar makes a Cosmo. Triple sec and sour mix instead of Cointreau and lime juice.

Posted by: mikeski at October 03, 2026 10:10 PM (VHUov)

24 I have a whole bunch of things going on next week:

Colonoscopy (Yay!)
Tests regarding my adrenal gland and its possible effect on my high blood pressure.
All of this has made my job performance less than optimal. I take pride in my work ethic. But it has slipped of late. Being 60 sucks.

Me no likey.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Wearing a Bill the Cat T-shirt at October 03, 2026 10:11 PM (0aYVJ)

25 Huh. The Dolly quote on the rainbow press is a nice touch. And... too true!

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at October 03, 2026 10:11 PM (aJQbY)

26 Howdy Horde! Welcome to Club ONT. Let the whelming commence!

Posted by: TRex - Club ONT DJ dino at October 03, 2026 10:13 PM (XfIK1)

27 9 I approve of the good idea!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 03, 2026 10:05 PM (fTHmy)

Bad ideas are a lot more entertaining.

Posted by: tankdemon at October 03, 2026 10:13 PM (Nmw7a)

28 27 9 I approve of the good idea!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 03, 2026 10:05 PM (fTHmy)

Bad ideas are a lot more entertaining.

Posted by: tankdemon at October 03, 2026 10:13 PM (Nmw7a)

And often involve lots of drinking.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 03, 2026 10:14 PM (l3cgK)

29 14 Having some difficulties with the theme of the jukebox. Little help?
Posted by: LRob in OK at October 03, 2026 10:07 PM (Jr+re)

What? Are you living in a cave?

Posted by: tankdemon at October 03, 2026 10:15 PM (Nmw7a)

30 I was watching Garage 54 before the ONT dropped. Quite different from their usual fare. They were doing an extended road test of a Yang Poon engine they had installed in a Toyota Camry. So they went off on a road trip, through some absolutely spectacular mountain scenery and a river gorge. One gravel switchback trail descended about 2600 feet in elevation in 2 and half miles. And the paved roads they were on appeared to first-rate.

And the Yang Poon engine died before it made 5000 km. Bearings failed.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 03, 2026 10:15 PM (fTHmy)

31 Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 03, 2026 10:16 PM (zZu0s)

32 Have a birthday ending in 0 Tuesday.

So it’s my birthday weekend. Son #1 met me at my place and we took the boat into town to walk the waterfront and go to the aquarium. I got to see Ruby!!!! She’s our newest sea otter. She’s such a princess cutie pie! Sqieeeee! Then we got linner and an ice cream cone and took the boat back.

I love where I live.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 03, 2026 10:16 PM (yEz+x)

33 Joel Schumacher's Batman was the best Batman.

He had Bat nipples.
Posted by: Cicero

I don't want know why you noticed.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 03, 2026 10:16 PM (NnhvP)

34 I got charged with public intox/drunk in public just from reading the jokes of the week and the drink recipe.
Now for the bad news. It's Saturday night and the Magistrate doesn't come in until Monday at 9AM.

Posted by: In The Jailhouse Now at October 03, 2026 10:17 PM (Fn+3X)

35 Thanks for the Double D ONT!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 03, 2026 10:18 PM (NnhvP)

36 And the Yang Poon engine died before it made 5000 km. Bearings failed.

I've heard of lots of things about Poon over the years, but complete failure was never one of them until today.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 03, 2026 10:18 PM (+9wcF)

37 I was such a selfish lover, I'd wear the ribbed condoms inside out.

Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at October 03, 2026 10:18 PM (MNCvZ)

38 I got your hockey fight right from the Kick It. No sense wasting time skating.

https://tinyurl.com/4b6bte5n

Posted by: JackStraw at October 03, 2026 10:18 PM (viF8m)

39 "Well done is better than well said."
—Benjamin Franklin

Well said, Ben.
Posted by: mindful webworker

Thank you. The first half involved your mom.

Posted by: B. Franklin at October 03, 2026 10:18 PM (VHUov)

40 My little brother and I used to watch Batman every day after school in the 70s.

Awesome stuff.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 03, 2026 10:19 PM (yEz+x)

41 Another dandy and entertaining ONT, Disco and Dino!

Great jokes tonight.

Love the Batman stuff. Those cars are amazing.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 03, 2026 10:19 PM (D/6p1)

42 Love the Ace Signal too1

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 03, 2026 10:20 PM (D/6p1)

43 36 And the Yang Poon engine died before it made 5000 km. Bearings failed.

I've heard of lots of things about Poon over the years, but complete failure was never one of them until today.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 03, 2026 10:18 PM (+9wcF)

Intertubes say there is a Yangdong diesel engine...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 03, 2026 10:20 PM (l3cgK)

44 >>> 32 Have a birthday ending in 0 Tuesday.

So it’s my birthday weekend. Son #1 met me at my place and we took the boat into town to walk the waterfront and go to the aquarium. I got to see Ruby!!!! She’s our newest sea otter. She’s such a princess cutie pie! Sqieeeee! Then we got linner and an ice cream cone and took the boat back.

I love where I live.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 03, 2026 10:16 PM (yEz+x)

30, right?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 03, 2026 10:20 PM (3mtzY)

45 Evenin'

youtu.be/9PRVcnW0mbE

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 03, 2026 10:20 PM (AdHga)

46 35 Thanks for the Double D ONT!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 03, 2026 10:18 PM

31 Thanks for the ONT.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at October 03, 2026 10:16 PM
***
You're welcome! Thanks for being here.

Posted by: TRex - mystery click dino at October 03, 2026 10:20 PM (XfIK1)

47 >>>And the Yang Poon engine died before it made 5000 km. Bearings failed.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Think about those poor submariners doing the Taiwan strait.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 03, 2026 10:21 PM (iLKq8)

48 Have a birthday ending in 0 Tuesday.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Happy almost 30th birthday!

We're all 29, so how does that work? Do you go back to being 29 on Wednesday, then?

Posted by: mikeski at October 03, 2026 10:21 PM (VHUov)

49 Proud to say I made the Top 10ish comments Of The Week for the 7th time. Well, it was the setup or top half of the comment. The Straight Man always got paid more than the Clown, or Comic.

Posted by: Abbott-60%, Costello-40% at October 03, 2026 10:21 PM (Fn+3X)

50 There's no "magic soil".
Import Somalis, get Mogadishu
Import Muslims, get Gaza
Import Haitians, get Port-au-Prince
Migrants bring culture and religion with them.
Not acculturation. Not assimilation.
Beirut was the "Paris of the MidEast".
Now, Paris is the Beirut of Europe.

Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at October 03, 2026 10:22 PM (MNCvZ)

51 Posted by: Legally Sufficient at October 03, 2026 10:19 PM
***
Crisp salute in your direction.

Posted by: TRex - undercover dino at October 03, 2026 10:22 PM (XfIK1)

52 And the Yang Poon engine died before it made 5000 km. Bearings failed.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 03, 2026 10:15 PM (fTHmy)
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Usually the poon lasts a long time because it lubricates itself.

Posted by: ballistic at October 03, 2026 10:22 PM (oqH4h)

53 Bad ideas are a lot more entertaining.

And educational. If not for you, hopefully for somebody else.

Posted by: Oddbob at October 03, 2026 10:22 PM (vTZFs)

54 I was such a selfish lover, I'd wear the ribbed condoms inside out.
Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy

Sounds pinchy.

Posted by: mikeski at October 03, 2026 10:22 PM (VHUov)

55 I've heard of lots of things about Poon over the years, but complete failure was never one of them until today.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 03, 2026 10:18 PM (+9wcF)

This was a brand new engine, bought on the Russki equivalent of Temu, from China. Looks like they ground the connecting rod journals undersized, so they put copper shims between the bearing shells and the con rod big ends. That's a stunt that some folks used to do to eke a few more miles out of an old. tired engine. Not for a new one!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 03, 2026 10:23 PM (fTHmy)

56 45 Evenin'

youtu.be/9PRVcnW0mbE

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at October 03, 2026 10:20 PM (AdHga)

the link has W0mb in it...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 03, 2026 10:23 PM (l3cgK)

57 "Fun" on the autobahn??

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 03, 2026 10:24 PM (Cqx++)

58 Intertubes say there is a Yangdong diesel engine...

Yeah, let's not put that in the same scrapyard the Yang Poon engine is going to.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 03, 2026 10:24 PM (+9wcF)

59 Intertubes say there is a Yangdong diesel engine...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 03, 2026 10:20 PM (l3cgK)

Yang Poon is Berserker's term for poor quality Chinesium parts.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 03, 2026 10:25 PM (fTHmy)

60 Great Mystery Click.

Posted by: The Grateful - R at October 03, 2026 10:26 PM (XfIK1)

61 @24. Pug
"Being 60 sucks".

Beats the alternative. And 60 is not too bad, I get to turn 70 soon.

Posted by: Case at October 03, 2026 10:26 PM (9+0gc)

62 This was a brand new engine, bought on the Russki equivalent of Temu, from China. Looks like they ground the connecting rod journals undersized, so they put copper shims between the bearing shells and the con rod big ends. That's a stunt that some folks used to do to eke a few more miles out of an old. tired engine. Not for a new one!

If they have no intention of honoring any warranty anyways, it makes perfect sense.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 03, 2026 10:26 PM (+9wcF)

63 Good evening all!
Son just dumped his girlfriend. She liked to post pictures of herself on the socials as a single girl. Even on trips they took together that he paid for. Oh well

Posted by: Jmel at October 03, 2026 10:27 PM (3TlS+)

64 The next day he comes back again, and orders 5 more shots. Bartender says, "Jesus, doesn't anybody in your family like women?" Guy says, "Yeah, my wife".

That was good.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Especially if you're expecting a riff on the joke about the guy "trying to get the taste out of his mouth," and it takes a left turn at Albuquerque.

Posted by: mikeski at October 03, 2026 10:27 PM (VHUov)

65 Does someone have the schedule? Whose turn is it to ding Piper's mailbox tonight? I'd hate to miss my night.

Posted by: Neither Rain Nor Snow, Nor... at October 03, 2026 10:27 PM (Fn+3X)

66 32 Have a birthday ending in 0 Tuesday.

So it’s my birthday weekend. Son #1 met me at my place and we took the boat into town to walk the waterfront and go to the aquarium. I got to see Ruby!!!! She’s our newest sea otter. She’s such a princess cutie pie! Sqieeeee! Then we got linner and an ice cream cone and took the boat back.

I love where I live.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 03, 2026 10:16 PM (yEz+x)

You've made it to 20 years old! Good for you! Just wait until you are legal to drink!!!

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 03, 2026 10:27 PM (052bl)

67 Happy Saturday to the Horde. And who the Hell am I.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 03, 2026 10:28 PM (CHHv1)

68 Good evening morons and Слава Двоим!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 03, 2026 10:29 PM (RIvkX)

69 Doof has proven that he can whelm with the best, but there's something cool about Tag Team Action!

Posted by: The Wild Samoans at October 03, 2026 10:29 PM (Fn+3X)

70 Sorry I'm late, there was a problem on the Autobhan."

It's not "fun fun fun"?

Posted by: man at October 03, 2026 10:29 PM (pfXMo)

71 >>Great Mystery Click.

One of my favorite Skynyrd songs.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 03, 2026 10:29 PM (viF8m)

72 54 I was such a selfish lover, I'd wear the ribbed condoms inside out.
Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy

Sounds pinchy.
Posted by: mikeski at October 03, 2026 10:22 PM (VHUov)

So, when you... how do you... it unrolls... WTF?

Is your penis inside out?

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 03, 2026 10:30 PM (052bl)

73 the link has W0mb in it...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 03, 2026 10:23 PM (l3cgK)

Two drunks are arguing in a bar. One of them says, "I tell you, buddy, it's spelled w h o o m." The other one says, "nah, you're full of it, it's spelled w u h m m."

A quite guy at the end of the bar speaks up: "Pardon me for interrupting, but I am an obstetrician, and I know for a fact it is spelled, w o m b."

They both turn on him, and shout "Since when have you heard an elephant fart?"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 03, 2026 10:30 PM (fTHmy)

74 Oh man! Been messing with my phone because AoSHQ has pretty much stopped loading on Brave. Gave up and submitted to Safari. But what a payoff... two top tenish comments!

#winning

Posted by: She Hobbit at October 03, 2026 10:30 PM (ftFVW)

75 Hi everyone! Why are we dinging my mailbox, again?

Posted by: Piper at October 03, 2026 10:30 PM (ZdaMQ)

76 67 Happy Saturday to the Horde. And who the Hell am I.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm

Who are we? Nobody else can see,
Just you and me.

Posted by: Zombie John Lennon at October 03, 2026 10:31 PM (Fn+3X)

77 Son just dumped his girlfriend. She liked to post pictures of herself on the socials as a single girl. Even on trips they took together that he paid for. Oh well
Posted by: Jmel at October 03, 2026 10:27 PM (3TlS+)

I've noticed that for quite a while on places like FB. Women I know are married never mention hubby or kids. Just pictures of themselves in some exotic place. Alone.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 03, 2026 10:31 PM (1Ff7Z)

78 60 is not too bad, I get to turn 70 soon

rookies

Posted by: LRob in OK at October 03, 2026 10:31 PM (Jr+re)

79 75 Hi everyone! Why are we dinging my mailbox, again?
Posted by: Piper at October 03, 2026 10:30 PM (ZdaMQ)

I expect some of them are hoping you will come over and crack some idiot heads together and reestablish some semblance of order in here.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 03, 2026 10:33 PM (052bl)

80

Wir fahr'n, fahr'n, fahr'n auf der Autobahn

We are driving, driving, driving on the Autobahn

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 03, 2026 10:33 PM (Cqx++)

81 75 Hi everyone! Why are we dinging my mailbox, again?
Posted by: Piper at October 03, 2026 10:30 PM (ZdaMQ)

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Just wait for the surprise on trash day.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 03, 2026 10:35 PM (wpRMV)

82
I expect some of them are hoping you will come over and crack some idiot heads together and reestablish some semblance of order in here.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 03, 2026 10:33 PM

Oh. Well. Hang on, let me climb up on the bar and threaten to pull the blog over.

Posted by: Piper at October 03, 2026 10:35 PM (ZdaMQ)

83 My birthday is Monday the 5th. Will be 71, which is 29 on many calendars.

Posted by: No Particular Nic, No Particular Self-Control at October 03, 2026 10:37 PM (Fn+3X)

84 Hang on, let me climb up on the bar and threaten to pull the blog over.
Posted by: Piper

*clears off the bar*

*offers step-ladder to Piper*

Posted by: JQ at October 03, 2026 10:37 PM (rdVOm)

85 >>>I've noticed that for quite a while on places like FB. Women I know are married never mention hubby or kids. Just pictures of themselves in some exotic place. Alone.

Posted by: OrangeEnt
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There's another name for those 'women'.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 03, 2026 10:37 PM (iLKq8)

86 Howdy, horde!

Happy Caturday & thanks to DD's for ClubONT!

Posted by: JQ at October 03, 2026 10:39 PM (rdVOm)

87 The Straight Man always got paid more than the Clown, or Comic.
Posted by: Abbott-60%, Costello-40% at October 03, 2026 10:21 PM (Fn+3X)
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Oh yeah?

Posted by: Jerry Lewis at October 03, 2026 10:39 PM (RIvkX)

88 57 "Fun" on the autobahn??
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 03, 2026 10:24 PM (Cqx++)

70 It's not "fun fun fun"?
Posted by: man at October 03, 2026 10:29 PM (pfXMo)

Farn, farn, farn auf die Autobhan.

Translates to: Drive, drive, drive on the autobhan.

Posted by: tankdemon at October 03, 2026 10:39 PM (Nmw7a)

89 83 My birthday is Monday the 5th. Will be 71, which is 29 on many calendars.
Posted by: No Particular Nic, No Particular Self-Control at October 03, 2026 10:37 PM (Fn+3X)

Hold on... Checks clicker.... yep, 29. In good standing. Carry on.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 03, 2026 10:39 PM (052bl)

90 Wir fahr'n, fahr'n, fahr'n auf der Autobahn

We are driving, driving, driving on the Autobahn
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 03, 2026 10:33 PM (Cqx++)

Did I misremember? I thought it went "Fahrt, fahrt, fahrt auf die Autobahn"

I took a year of German many moons ago, and ISTR that "fahrt" is 3rd person singular of "fahren"?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 03, 2026 10:39 PM (fTHmy)

91 There's another name for those 'women'.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 03, 2026 10:37 PM (iLKq

Cocktail waitresses.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at October 03, 2026 10:39 PM (1Ff7Z)

92 Did I misremember? I thought it went "Fahrt, fahrt, fahrt auf die Autobahn"

I took a year of German many moons ago, and ISTR that "fahrt" is 3rd person singular of "fahren"?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 03, 2026 10:39 PM (fTHmy)

Sweetie, a fart is a fart in any language.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 03, 2026 10:41 PM (052bl)

93 77 75 There are bearded dudes wearing skirts working at my Walmart.

From last thread but it reminded me..during the week I went to the newish tank museum in Tucson. The person that was running the counter was a small young guy with a little beard and fingernail polish who talked like a girl. Polite enough I guess but doing customer service at a military museum? This world is getting stranger each and every day

Posted by: Azjaeger at October 03, 2026 10:41 PM (3/XaG)

94 Crashing into mailboxes and trash cans is fun, but driving into a pool is special.

Posted by: Billy "Crash" Craddock at October 03, 2026 10:41 PM (Fn+3X)

95 Son just dumped his girlfriend. She liked to post pictures of herself on the socials as a single girl. Even on trips they took together that he paid for. Oh well
Posted by: Jmel

Good for him.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 03, 2026 10:41 PM (sn5xH)

96 64
...

Posted by: mikeski at October 03, 2026 10:27 PM (VHUov)

It's the surprise ending that makes it so funny. Like the Sherlock Holmes joke:

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson replied, "I see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?"
Watson pondered for a minute.
"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets."
"Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo."
"Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three."
"Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant."
"Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow."
"What does it tell you, Holmes?"

Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke: "Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent!"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 03, 2026 10:42 PM (l3cgK)

97 Cocktail waitresses.
Posted by: OrangeEnt
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Watch it, buddy-- I was a cocktail waitress IRL for years, and *did not* pull any of that THOT crap!

Posted by: JQ at October 03, 2026 10:42 PM (rdVOm)

98 In Norwegian "Fire I Farten" means four people driving, or travelling.

Posted by: Jens Jenssen at October 03, 2026 10:43 PM (Fn+3X)

99 67 Happy Saturday to the Horde. And who the Hell am I.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 03, 2026 10:28 PM (CHHv1)

You're the guy that's keeping us waiting for Happy Part 3.

Posted by: tankdemon at October 03, 2026 10:43 PM (Nmw7a)

100 "And the Yang Poon engine died before it made 5000 km."

So, Com poon > Yang poon? Shoulda shared the E Pleb Nista, Cloud William.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at October 03, 2026 10:44 PM (Fv808)

101 I took a year of German many moons ago, and ISTR that "fahrt" is 3rd person singular of "fahren"?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 03, 2026 10:39 PM (fTHmy)

Sweetie, a fart is a fart in any language.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 03, 2026 10:41 PM (052bl)

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One great thing about the autobahn is that it actually has signs pointing where to exit if you need to fart. See "Ausfahrt."

Very civilized country, that Germany.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 03, 2026 10:45 PM (wpRMV)

102 Son just dumped his girlfriend. She liked to post pictures of herself on the socials as a single girl. Even on trips they took together that he paid for. Oh well
Posted by: Jmel

Your son is a smart young man. Hopefully he follows through and ghosts her completely

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 03, 2026 10:45 PM (yEz+x)

103 This was a brand new engine, bought on the Russki equivalent of Temu, from China. Looks like they ground the connecting rod journals undersized, so they put copper shims between the bearing shells and the con rod big ends. That's a stunt that some folks used to do to eke a few more miles out of an old. tired engine. Not for a new one!

Man..there just isn't any work ethic in the slave labor any more

Posted by: Azjaeger at October 03, 2026 10:46 PM (3/XaG)

104 In Norwegian "Fire I Farten" means four people driving, or travelling.
Posted by: Jens Jenssen

Americans just do everything bigger than the rest of the world, including pass gas, and we don't need silly euphemisms.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at October 03, 2026 10:46 PM (Fv808)

105 @99 - I just cut over a minute from part 3, so that the point could be gotten to sooner. Whatever that point might be.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 03, 2026 10:47 PM (CHHv1)

106 Seems like a bunch of us will be sharing a birthday with JJ this month. Remember, age is just a number. A crummy, sorry ass number. Poor old JackStraw, older than all of us.

Posted by: Case at October 03, 2026 10:47 PM (9+0gc)

107 Son just dumped his girlfriend. She liked to post pictures of herself on the socials as a single girl. Even on trips they took together that he paid for. Oh well
Posted by: Jmel

Glad he saw through her BS and got away!

Posted by: JQ at October 03, 2026 10:47 PM (rdVOm)

108 jim (in Kalifornia)

A shorter variety of that joke was #2 in a Welsh University joke contest using the WWW. It was #1 for weeks until the last day, when a DEI group put in a lame joke.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 03, 2026 10:47 PM (u82oZ)

109 Case

Ben Had mentioned she was older than Vic. For real.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 03, 2026 10:48 PM (u82oZ)

110 A shorter variety of that joke was #2 in a Welsh University joke contest using the WWW. It was #1 for weeks until the last day, when a DEI group put in a lame joke.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 03, 2026 10:47 PM
***
Whelmed by the Welsh?

Posted by: TRex - farting dino at October 03, 2026 10:49 PM (XfIK1)

111 Americans just do everything bigger than the rest of the world, including pass gas, and we don't need silly euphemisms.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at October 03, 2026 10:46 PM (Fv80

Judging from DH's evening output, I would rate this 100% true.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 03, 2026 10:49 PM (052bl)

112 TRex - farting dino

The Professor get a peer-reviewed paper for that effort, so he was happy.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 03, 2026 10:50 PM (u82oZ)

113 Whelmed by the Welsh?
Posted by: TRex - farting dino

They refused to pay up.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at October 03, 2026 10:50 PM (Fv808)

114 >>Poor old JackStraw, older than all of us.

Wut?

Posted by: JackStraw at October 03, 2026 10:51 PM (viF8m)

115 I know many of us are not big fans of Somalis, but Ethiopia is the only country in the world with a 13 month calendar.

Posted by: Born on February 30 at October 03, 2026 10:51 PM (Fn+3X)

116 109 Case

Ben Had mentioned she was older than Vic. For real.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 03, 2026 10:48 PM (u82oZ)

In numbers, perhaps.

In attitude? FU.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 03, 2026 10:51 PM (052bl)

117 110 A shorter variety of that joke was #2 in a Welsh University joke contest using the WWW. It was #1 for weeks until the last day, when a DEI group put in a lame joke.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 03, 2026 10:47 PM
***
Whelmed by the Welsh?

Posted by: TRex - farting dino at October 03, 2026 10:49 PM (XfIK1)

Punchline +:
"It's Wales!"
"Oh, so are you Whales from Scotland?"
...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 03, 2026 10:51 PM (l3cgK)

118 Eh, I'm not the youngest, and by far not the oldest here...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 03, 2026 10:52 PM (l3cgK)

119 By the way, despite the ran all day, no one ran into our mailbox for real today. That was the Friday activity, but I am not involved. At least not until j schedules the repairs when he is in some foreign country so I have to deal with it.

Posted by: Piper at October 03, 2026 10:52 PM (ZdaMQ)

120 jim (in Kalifornia)

Bam!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 03, 2026 10:53 PM (u82oZ)

121 >> Farn, farn, farn auf die Autobhan.

Fahrvergnügen!

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 03, 2026 10:54 PM (w6EFb)

122 Rain, not ran.

Anyway, Go Dawgs! And now it’s bedtime. 🤣

Posted by: Piper at October 03, 2026 10:54 PM (ZdaMQ)

123 I hope Paolo doesn't wear out his Rod Journals. I worry about that guy sometimes.

Posted by: Got a Leaky Rear Main Seal, Myself at October 03, 2026 10:54 PM (Fn+3X)

124 tcn in AK

She is young at heart. I agree.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 03, 2026 10:54 PM (u82oZ)

125 Have a great night, everyone. May there be thriving.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 03, 2026 10:55 PM (u82oZ)

126 119 By the way, despite the ran all day, no one ran into our mailbox for real today. That was the Friday activity, but I am not involved. At least not until j schedules the repairs when he is in some foreign country so I have to deal with it.
Posted by: Piper at October 03, 2026 10:52 PM (ZdaMQ)

The day after we moved into our previous house, some idiot puked in our mailbox. It was attached to the house! Not on the street. Dude apparently had some sort of fruity drink with pineapple, from what I could tell.

WTF does that?

I should have seen the writing on the wall. We left there two years ago, and couldn't be happier.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 03, 2026 10:55 PM (052bl)

127 118 Eh, I'm not the youngest, and by far not the oldest here...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 03, 2026 10:52 PM (l3cgK)

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When Vic was here he really skewed the mean.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 03, 2026 10:56 PM (wpRMV)

128 I took a year of German many moons ago, and ISTR that "fahrt" is 3rd person singular of "fahren"?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Sweetie, a fart is a fart in any language.
Posted by: tcn in AK

The Swedish word for "speed" is not at all funny.

https://tinyurl.com/y3zhrvd2

Posted by: mikeski at October 03, 2026 10:57 PM (VHUov)

129 Speaking journals and bearing cap inserts.
Why can't they do that for knees instead of sawing
them off and gluing on titanium replacement parts?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 03, 2026 10:58 PM (iLKq8)

130 When Vic was here he really skewed the mean.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 03, 2026 10:56 PM (wpRMV)

Would be humorous to see the actual average age of commenters. I suppose I'm somewhere near the middle, but even then, we do skew a bit... elderly.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 03, 2026 10:58 PM (052bl)

131 Would be humorous to see the actual average age of commenters. I suppose I'm somewhere near the middle, but even then, we do skew a bit... elderly.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 03, 2026 10:58 PM
***
Some of us are as old as the dinosaurs.

Posted by: TRex - jurassic dino at October 03, 2026 11:00 PM (XfIK1)

132 Why can't they do that for knees instead of sawing
them off and gluing on titanium replacement parts?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 03, 2026 10:58 PM (iLKq

DH is getting his knee replaced, but hopefully only replacing the knee cap, not the entire joint, and cleaning up the mess behind it. But, he has to consent to the entire job, just in case it turns out to be worse than they think.

Of course, he has scheduled this for just the time we move back into the house, so guess who gets to schlep everything up and down and over?

Crafty little shit.

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 03, 2026 11:00 PM (052bl)

133 I will soon be 58...that is, if I make it to my birthday...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 03, 2026 11:01 PM (l3cgK)

134 A young married teacher couple at the school I labored at had just rented a house on Hampton Blvd. in Norfolk, which gets a lot of Port Truck traffic on it. A week after moving in a semi hauling a container hit the house hard enough to knock it askew off the foundation. They had to move.

Posted by: Bang! Ding! Ow! at October 03, 2026 11:01 PM (Fn+3X)

135 133 I will soon be 58...that is, if I make it to my birthday...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 03, 2026 11:01 PM (l3cgK)

OK. Get the hell off my lawn. You little....

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 03, 2026 11:02 PM (052bl)

136 Would be humorous to see the actual average age of commenters. I suppose I'm somewhere near the middle, but even then, we do skew a bit... elderly.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 03, 2026 10:58 PM (052bl)

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CBD or someone other cob should organize a confidential survey. The result could be announced on the ONT.

Bob at the NSA could probably supply the key data.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 03, 2026 11:02 PM (wpRMV)

137 Hit 76 last Wednesday. Yay me!

Posted by: Great Plains Drifter at October 03, 2026 11:02 PM (85Bnm)

138 Bob at the NSA could probably supply the key data.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 03, 2026 11:02 PM (wpRMV)

Is Bob still employed after the DOGE?

Posted by: tcn in AK at October 03, 2026 11:03 PM (052bl)

139 I think I'm probably older than all the commenters who aren't dead. Because once you're dead, your aging shifts into a different realm.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 03, 2026 11:03 PM (CHHv1)

140 Son just dumped his girlfriend. She liked to post pictures of herself on the socials as a single girl. Even on trips they took together that he paid for. Oh well
Posted by: Jmel

Did he dump her in a pool, a dumpster, or with the local pimp?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 03, 2026 11:03 PM (qx7Zg)

141 Tight game between So. Cal. and Washington.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at October 03, 2026 11:04 PM (Fv808)

142 Mr. Moo Moo was the richest commenter. He'd be the first to tell you.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 03, 2026 11:04 PM (wpRMV)

143 I will soon be 58...that is, if I make it to my birthday...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

I've got el 59 coming up this month. Then in 6 months I can start withdrawing retirement $ without paying a penalty. Yay!

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at October 03, 2026 11:08 PM (Fv808)

144 >>Hit 76 last Wednesday. Yay me!

Happy belated birthday.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 03, 2026 11:09 PM (viF8m)

145 Of course, he has scheduled this for just the time we move back into the house, so guess who gets to schlep everything up and down and over?

Crafty little shit.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 03, 2026 11:00 PM (052bl)

He is, as soon as he recovers... right?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 03, 2026 11:09 PM (qx7Zg)

146 142 Mr. Moo Moo was the richest commenter. He'd be the first to tell you.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

Never held back.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 03, 2026 11:12 PM (sn5xH)

147 Howdy all y'all
I hit 71 today.
Amazing.

Posted by: Okjohn at October 03, 2026 11:13 PM (6mepF)

148 Savannah Bananas had a stirring, come from behind victory in the playoffs against the Party Animals tonight. Three runs in the 9th to win the game, and won the Showdown tiebreaker. The Party Animals had won game 1 on Thursday. Very exciting play at the plate.

I got put in time-out in the chat for the rest of the game because I had the temerity to suggest that Pharty, the Party Animals mascot, probably stinks. All mascots stink by late in the summer, much less October. It's a very substantial, furry costume. There were 16,000 people watching on Youtube.

Posted by: Banana Ball, FTW! at October 03, 2026 11:15 PM (Fn+3X)

149 Of course, he has scheduled this for just the time we move back into the house, so guess who gets to schlep everything up and down and over?

Crafty little shit.
Posted by: tcn in AK
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I'd be calling his dr. and rescheduling for a month later, LOL. That'll fix him!

Posted by: JQ at October 03, 2026 11:16 PM (rdVOm)

150 Is Bob still employed after the DOGE?

I hear he is, but his workload doubled. He has to monitor two websites now.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 03, 2026 11:17 PM (+9wcF)

151 Having some bourbon and sour patch gummies and debugging this stupid React app that's so stupid I can't even....

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 03, 2026 11:18 PM (XV/Pl)

152 Mr. Moo Moo was the richest commenter. He'd be the first to tell you.

He didn't seem to like being told, "Don't have a cow."

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at October 03, 2026 11:19 PM (+9wcF)

153 >>Howdy all y'all
I hit 71 today.
Amazing.

You, my best friend and Stevie Ray Vaughn.

Avoid helicopters.

https://tinyurl.com/yb97tk7a

Posted by: JackStraw at October 03, 2026 11:19 PM (viF8m)

154 Here's a fun experiment, if you have a bus-sized Time Machine.

Fill the bus with Gen Z'ers, and take them back to the 70s without any gadgets. Some will figure out how to make a living, and you'll get to laugh at the ones who can't.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 03, 2026 11:20 PM (qx7Zg)

155 Those fokkers were flying in messerschmitts

Posted by: Lord Percy at October 03, 2026 11:20 PM (eb1bp)

156 "Rose, there's a Messerschmitt in the kitchen. Clean it up, will ya?"

Posted by: Rodney Dangerfield, Easy Money, 1983 at October 03, 2026 11:28 PM (Fn+3X)

157 Happy birthday all you Libras.

I can’t believe I’m almost 60. Mom died at 46. I was 24. She never met her grandsons. I’m about to be a grandma. Well. In Feb, God willing.

Shit. Time goes fast. Holy shmoley. I don’t feel
60. Really? That’s old. I don’t want to be old.

But. I’d like to be Betty White. And not give a crap. And give hell to the young people. Because they don’t have the common sense God gave a tick.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 03, 2026 11:28 PM (yEz+x)

158 Howdy Club patrons!

Posted by: Doof at October 03, 2026 11:30 PM (X+sAE)

159 Howdy, Doof!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 03, 2026 11:33 PM (fTHmy)

160 That old Batman TV series had Burgess Meredeth (Penguin), Frank Gorshin (Riddler), Cesar Romero (Joker), Vincent Price (Egghead) Ertha Kit, and Julie Newmar (both played Cat Woman)

All you youngins out there might not know this but that is some serious star power on that show.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 03, 2026 11:34 PM (mTzaS)

161 >>I don’t want to be old.

Then don't be old.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 03, 2026 11:35 PM (viF8m)

162 Hey, I made the top 10ish.
I'll take credit for the reference to Tiny Tim and the tulips.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at October 03, 2026 11:37 PM (2Ez/1)

163 Well, it is not even ten o'clock yet, but I am getting real tired, so I will get an early one. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 03, 2026 11:37 PM (fTHmy)

164 But. I’d like to be Betty White. And not give a crap. And give hell to the young people. Because they don’t have the common sense God gave a tick.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 03, 2026 11:28 PM (yEz+x)

So, which one are you in this clip?

https://youtu.be/V39dQ7T2Ze8

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 03, 2026 11:42 PM (qx7Zg)

165 AOP - MoMe?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at October 03, 2026 11:42 PM (2Ez/1)

166 Since The Doof is in the house, do we flick our Bics as a welcome?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 03, 2026 11:44 PM (qx7Zg)

167 Did anyone else see a flying squirrel zipping around the ONT tonight?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 03, 2026 11:45 PM (qx7Zg)

168 Doof in da house!

youtu.be/ZdJmXeod0RE

Posted by: JQ at October 03, 2026 11:46 PM (rdVOm)

169 167 Did anyone else see a flying squirrel zipping around the ONT tonight?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 03, 2026 11:45 PM (qx7Zg)

Did the moose at the door say, "Watch me pull a rabbit outta my hat"?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 03, 2026 11:46 PM (l3cgK)

170 So, which one are you in this clip?

https://youtu.be/V39dQ7T2Ze8
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

Holy carp! That’s hysterical! Love those ladies in that clip.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 03, 2026 11:49 PM (TbUYH)

171 169 167 Did anyone else see a flying squirrel zipping around the ONT tonight?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 03, 2026 11:45 PM (qx7Zg)

Did the moose at the door say, "Watch me pull a rabbit outta my hat"?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 03, 2026 11:46 PM (l3cgK)

I saw a short Russian man and svelte Russian woman at the door, looking for moose and squirrel. I told them they went to Sweden, to entertain the Swedish Bikini Team. They left rather quickly after that.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 03, 2026 11:55 PM (qx7Zg)

172 Did anyone else see a flying squirrel zipping around the ONT tonight?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at October 03, 2026 11:45 PM

Whoa-- is *that* what it was? Thought I was having a flashback...

Posted by: JQ at October 03, 2026 11:57 PM (rdVOm)

173 When I grow up I want to be the guy I played golf with today. 81 years old and he shot his age playing the forward tees which is 5600 yards.

Posted by: polynikes at October 03, 2026 11:57 PM (KC5Lt)

174 @171

>>Then don't be old.

My brain identifies as 16, my face identifies as 64, my back identifies as 80.

Averaged out, I'm 53, very much middle aged, and not old at all.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 04, 2026 12:00 AM (XV/Pl)

175 Like the t-shirt says:

In dog years, I'm dead.

Posted by: JQ at October 04, 2026 12:01 AM (rdVOm)

176 That old Batman TV series had Burgess Meredeth (Penguin), Frank Gorshin (Riddler), Cesar Romero (Joker), Vincent Price (Egghead) Ertha Kit, and Julie Newmar (both played Cat Woman)
All you youngins out there might not know this but that is some serious star power on that show.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks

And that's not even counting all the guest cameos popping out of the window as B&R climbed up (or down) a rope (scandalously close to each other).

https://youtu.be/nQr6AOxj4c0

Posted by: mindful webworker - nananananananananana at October 04, 2026 12:03 AM (sVrIn)

177 174 @171

>>Then don't be old.

My brain identifies as 16, my face identifies as 64, my back identifies as 80.

Averaged out, I'm 53, very much middle aged, and not old at all.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 04, 2026 12:00 AM (XV/Pl)

I don't look a year beyond 70...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 04, 2026 12:06 AM (l3cgK)

178 I think cat years are 5 years, not 7 like pups, so I identify as a cat.

Posted by: Krazy Kat at October 04, 2026 12:08 AM (Fn+3X)

179 In cat years, I'm still dead. LOL

Posted by: JQ at October 04, 2026 12:09 AM (rdVOm)

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