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Texas Senate hopeful James Talarico's pastor was recently recorded saying some shocking things about Christian doctrines, expressing skepticism about the virgin birth of Jesus and even questioning his very existence. "We have no way of knowing if Jesus really existed," the Rev. Babs Miller of St. Andrew's Presbyterian Church was caught saying on camera. Miller voiced some of the same types of "progressive Christian" beliefs that Talarico has been criticized for by believers in orthodox Christianity. She was recorded on video while suggesting a pick-and-choose approach to belief. When asked, "Do we really believe that a virgin gave birth to a baby?" she replied, "No." "Part of what we encourage here is for people to think for themselves, and take what makes sense. It's kind of like what they say in a 12-step program: take what you want and leave the rest. And I know that would greatly offend some of your relatives who want to hold onto these archaic rules ... Mary and the virgin birth comes out of the pagan belief," Miller said. "We have no way of knowing if Jesus really existed, any more than we have of knowing that the original Buddha ever existed. And whether or not Jesus existed doesn't really matter to me. The fact remains that that message that was delivered by someone named Jesus supposedly and it could have all been made up for all I know," she continued.If you're a Christian, of course this is a heresy, because it absolutely foundational to Christianity to believe that Christ existed and died to redeem the world. That is the absolute rock-bottom, bare minimum belief. If you don't believe that, you're certainly not a "Christian," and could not possibly be a genuine Christian pastor. It's also a bizarre claim, historically: While people may doubt the divine nature of Christ, it seems impossible that this colossal historical figure could have just been made up entirely given the huge number of writings about him and the fact that within 200-300 years, his teachings had become the dominant religion throughout much of the western and near-eastern world. And of course if she doesn't believe Christ actually existed, she of course does not believe Christ actually died to redeem man's sins. "Jesus was political. Jesus was put on that cross, not to save us; Jesus was put on that cross because Rome hated Him and they thought He was a threat to their domination of that area. And so they killed Him. He didn't die to save our sins," she told an undercover journalist posing as a prospective new member. "That makes a whole lot more sense to me than to say that some God would kill his Son for us. That doesn't make sense. How does that make up for all the things I can do? No, it doesn't," she added.Little wonder, then, that Talarico shimself identifies not as a Christian but as a "Christian who hates Christianity." That's a quote. It's on tape. "I always think of myself as a Christian who hates Christianity, right?" the Austin Democrat said in exclusively unearthed audio.Naturally, left-wing pagan outlet Politico is outraged that someone would question the religious bona-fides of a Marxist running as a fake Christian to con the rubes. Mark it, folks -- this is the first time Politico has ever been outraged about someone questioning a Christian's (or "Christian's") religious beliefs. And likely the last time, too. How dare a political party rebut the religious claims of candidates of another political party! That's not fair! (Unless you're attacking actual Christians for "regressive believes," naturally.) Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
THE BLADE ... AGAIN
Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 01, 2026 03:21 PM (iFTx/) 2
heh
Posted by: MkY at October 01, 2026 03:22 PM (ZHRuH) 3
frest
Posted by: blaster at October 01, 2026 03:22 PM (xhfG9) 4
Christians are scary fascists unless they're gay freaks.
Posted by: ... at October 01, 2026 03:22 PM (enkoP) 5
\o/
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 01, 2026 03:22 PM (6ydKt) 6
Talafreako is toast
Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 01, 2026 03:22 PM (0U5gm) Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 03:23 PM (U/fqy) 8
If it wasn’t for mgid, I would have been first!
Posted by: CTHillary at October 01, 2026 03:23 PM (GMWTj) 9
I have said it for a long time: Dems prefer to have their candidates lie.
Boob bait for the bubbas. Posted by: blaster at October 01, 2026 03:23 PM (xhfG9) 10
Little wonder, then, that Talarico himself identifies not as a Christian but as a "Christian who hates Christianity."
======== He's gonna tie with men, guys. totally. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 03:23 PM (U/fqy) Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 01, 2026 03:23 PM (aLYxy) Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 01, 2026 03:23 PM (6ydKt) 13
I would say that Reverend Babs should be on trial and have her religious orders revoked , but this is the PCUSA.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 01, 2026 03:24 PM (JrHfD) 14
hitting Presbyterian minister and Democrat Lindsay James -------- Are all you Democrats named Lindsay? Posted by: ... at October 01, 2026 03:24 PM (enkoP) 15
Naturally, left-wing pagan outlet Politico is outraged that someone would question the religious bona-fides of a Marxist running as a fake Christian to con the rubes.
==== "Real Christians hate all Christian beliefs and find ways to justify believing any current day progressive narrative by generalized 'Jesus was a nice' guy logic." Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 03:24 PM (U/fqy) 16
my work ethic the past few days has been very high. I'm focusing and blasting through these posts like James Talarico through a gay furry porno mag.
Posted by: ace at October 01, 2026 03:24 PM (1wjle) 17
On the one hand, I'm told trannies are an insignificant number of the population. On the other, protecting and kowtowing to them must be our Number One priority. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 01, 2026 03:25 PM (eRlcH) 18
just bragging.
Not only will I finish early today, but I'll finish many of tomorrow's posts early today. Posted by: ace at October 01, 2026 03:25 PM (1wjle) 19
I'm a muslim who hates islam. Posted by: ... at October 01, 2026 03:26 PM (enkoP) 20
Bob Dole is rapidly developing a man-crush on The Blade. No homo. The message was approved by Bob Dole.
Posted by: Bob Dole at October 01, 2026 03:27 PM (0256r) 21
I'm a muslim who hates islam.
Posted by: ... at October 01, 2026 03:26 PM (enkoP) Nice knowing you. Posted by: blaster at October 01, 2026 03:27 PM (xhfG9) 22
Not only will I finish early today, but I'll finish many of tomorrow's posts early today. Posted by: ace at October 01, 2026 03:25 PM (1wjle) _________ Don't get comfortable. I have some chores for you. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 01, 2026 03:27 PM (eRlcH) 23
identifies as a "Christian who hates Christianity."
------- It turns out you can just say things. Posted by: ... at October 01, 2026 03:27 PM (enkoP) 24
If you're a Christian, of course this is a heresy, because it absolutely foundational to Christianity to believe that Christ existed and died to redeem the world. That is the absolute rock-bottom, bare minimum belief. If you don't believe that, you're certainly not a "Christian," and could not possibly be a genuine Christian pastor.
__ Yeah, pretty much. BTW, this may come across as old-fashioned, but a Reverend named 'Babs' has no business being near a pulpit. The fact that Babs doesn't believe Jesus exists makes her dumber than a demon. Because even the demons believe, and tremble. Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 01, 2026 03:27 PM (X7pZH) 25
The only thing that will be more embarrassing (if they had any shame, that is) than Crockett claiming she would have beaten Paxton, will be the GOPe.
They'll literally jerk each other off over "but Cornyn would have won by more/it didn't have to be this close" bromides. Erick Erickson is probably jerking off right now over his advanced copy of the David French article praising his principled stand for morality. French is thumb-deep in his own hole over Erickson's "I'll aways defend Christians like Talarico over sinners like Paxton" article. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 01, 2026 03:27 PM (3cUTc) 26
I'm focusing and blasting through these posts like James Talarico through a gay furry porno mag.
Posted by: ace I don't bang through them. I savor them... Posted by: James L. at October 01, 2026 03:27 PM (ZHRuH) 27
>>>Don't get comfortable. I have some chores for you.
well it's always possible there'll be big breaking news tomorrow but that's okay, I've got five posts done for tomorrow, not all of them. Posted by: ace at October 01, 2026 03:28 PM (1wjle) 28
"We have no way of knowing if Jesus really existed," the Rev. Babs Miller of St. Andrew's Presbyterian Church was caught saying on camera.
... She was recorded on video while suggesting a pick-and-choose approach to belief. When asked, "Do we really believe that a virgin gave birth to a baby?" she replied, "No." *Dog Cocks Head To One Side Look* But a man can get pregnant and give birth? Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 01, 2026 03:28 PM (6ydKt) 29
I just can’t read the whole post. Nope. It is offensive in a way that makes my heart and soul ache.
I’m sorry for my sins, Lord Jesus. Please forgive those who mock you. They know not what they do. Not really. Posted by: nurse ratched at October 01, 2026 03:28 PM (W2Pud) 30
Talacreepo's bizarre fetish for "trans kids" is probably the single most creepy and vile thing I've seen in politics in a long time. Maybe since forever.
Sure, the left as a whole is constantly pushing tranny shit on us. But Talacreepo's obsession with "loving" trans kids crosses political talking points into downright prurient arousal. Odds this loathsome creep masterbates to fantasies of pre-teen trannies finger popping his asshole? I would say "very high." Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 01, 2026 03:28 PM (iFTx/) 31
"Christian who hates Christianity"
"Heterosexual who hates Heterosexuals" "Male who hates males" "White that hates whites" "Texan who hates Texans" Posted by: Frank Barone at October 01, 2026 03:28 PM (OkYzo) 32
25 The only thing that will be more embarrassing (if they had any shame, that is) than Crockett claiming she would have beaten Paxton, will be the GOPe.
They'll literally jerk each other off over "but Cornyn would have won by more/it didn't have to be this close" bromides. Erick Erickson is probably jerking off right now over his advanced copy of the David French article praising his principled stand for morality. French is thumb-deep in his own hole over Erickson's "I'll aways defend Christians like Talarico over sinners like Paxton" article. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 01, 2026 03:27 PM (3cUTc) ======== And no one will be able to deny the counterfactual that a black woman would have done better because black turnout crashed. Sure, it wouldn't have been enough to actually win the election, but no one with a voice big enough will go that far in analysis. Black girl magic. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 03:28 PM (U/fqy) 33
my work ethic the past few days has been very high.
Posted by: ace at October 01, 2026 03:24 PM (1wjle) You really should have stopped at the first word for maximum believabity. Posted by: ... at October 01, 2026 03:28 PM (enkoP) Posted by: ace at October 01, 2026 03:29 PM (1wjle) 35
A little something to brighten your day: "Schumer says he'll seek 6th straight term as Senate Democratic leader regardless of midterm results." Posted by: Auspex at October 01, 2026 03:29 PM (Y8DZL) 36
I’m sorry for my sins, Lord Jesus. Please forgive those who mock you. They know not what they do.
Not really. Posted by: nurse ratched at October 01, 2026 03:28 PM (W2Pud) __ Amen. Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 01, 2026 03:29 PM (X7pZH) 37
Next, we will start to see "the polls are narrowing!" sorts of news, because when election results are finally known the pollsters will have published final polling that show a Paxton win, so their embarrassment is lessened.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 01, 2026 03:29 PM (89+KF) 38
"Talarico clarifies: When I say I'm moderating, I'm lying to the moderates. My positions on trans issues haven't changed a bit and I am all in on trans children."
I don't doubt for one minute that he is "all in" on trans children. Dude is a straight up creep. He's in it for the kink. I wouldn't leave my kids anywhere near him or his "church." Posted by: tcn in AK at October 01, 2026 03:29 PM (GYqb1) 39
"We have no way of knowing if Jesus really existed," the Rev. Babs Miller of St. Andrew's Presbyterian Church was caught saying on camera. __________ I'd laugh this to scorn, but there's probably some German or Dutch RC bishop saying the same thing right now. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 01, 2026 03:30 PM (eRlcH) 40
What does any of this have to do with a Texas legislative agenda? This guy should be beaten like a rabid skunk.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at October 01, 2026 03:30 PM (VQ7/I) 41
my work ethic the past few days has been very high. I'm focusing and blasting through these posts like James Talarico through a gay furry porno mag.
I'm concerned that you're going to burn out your commenters. They have jobs (I think). Posted by: Archimedes at October 01, 2026 03:30 PM (Riz8t) 42
The Muskily Heterosexual James Talarico: Despite My Transparently Disingenuous Claims to Have Moderated on the Trans Issue, I Have Not Changed My Position At All.
And he is up in every single published poll so far. Granted most of those polls have him up within the MOE so they can later claim they were still putting out good polls, but he is up in every poll I have seen so far. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 01, 2026 03:30 PM (I43vL) 43
When asked, "Do we really believe that a virgin gave birth to a baby?" she replied, "No."
--------- Even muslims believe that, you fucking hopeless retard. Posted by: ... at October 01, 2026 03:31 PM (enkoP) 44
Afternoon.
OT but that chick that the State of Tennessee fucked up in executing is apparently on a ventilator and they're waiting for the drugs to clear out of her system before they proceed with...something. And I'm thinking...if you just turn off the ventilator... Posted by: Robert at October 01, 2026 03:31 PM (dpXJq) 45
What Paxton attends is not a church and, sure as the Sun rises, is not Christianity.
It's a blasphemous heresy to snare, deceive and drag souls down to hell. Which explains why Erick Erickson is defending Talarico because, and I quote, "Paxton is attacking Talarico's religion." Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 01, 2026 03:31 PM (3cUTc) 46
Beto Talarico is going to lose by 10 points. Mark my words.
Posted by: blaster at October 01, 2026 03:31 PM (xhfG9) 47
I hope he doesn't even get clkse to winning
Posted by: Skip at October 01, 2026 03:32 PM (Ia/+0) 48
>>>And I'm thinking...if you just turn off the ventilator...
I didn't know it was possible to wake up from a coma! Posted by: Kramer at October 01, 2026 03:32 PM (1wjle) 49
Erick Erickson is probably jerking off right now over his advanced copy of the David French article praising his principled stand for morality.
French is thumb-deep in his own hole over Erickson's "I'll aways defend Christians like Talarico over sinners like Paxton" article. I can confirm all of this. With video Posted by: The Lincoln Project at October 01, 2026 03:32 PM (OkYzo) 50
I’m sorry for my sins, Lord Jesus. Please forgive those who mock you. They know not what they do.
Not really. Posted by: nurse ratched at October 01, 2026 03:28 PM (W2Pud) I think they do know. I'm constantly amazed at people who create Jesus in their own image. I doubt He is amused. O Most Holy Trinity, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost, I adore Thee profoundly, and I offer Thee the most Precious Body, Blood, Soul and Divinity of Jesus Christ, present in all the tabernacles of the world, in reparation for the outrages, sacrileges, and indifference by which He is grievously offended. And by the infinite merits of the most Sacred Heart of Jesus, and of the Immaculate Heart of Mary, I beg the conversion of poor sinners. Posted by: tcn in AK at October 01, 2026 03:32 PM (GYqb1) 51
>>>Which explains why Erick Erickson is defending Talarico because, and I quote, "Paxton is attacking Talarico's religion."
really? What an absolute cucked asshole. Posted by: Kramer at October 01, 2026 03:32 PM (1wjle) 52
Onward Christian soldiers...
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 01, 2026 03:33 PM (jivel) Posted by: four seasons at October 01, 2026 03:33 PM (/QHx4) 54
A little something to brighten your day:
"Schumer says he'll seek 6th straight term as Senate Democratic leader regardless of midterm results." Geez, dude, read the room. Everyone, and by everyone I mean your own supporters, want you gone. I think the only reason he's running is that he's trying to prevent a takeover by the Maoists, but if anything, he's hurting the effort. Posted by: Archimedes at October 01, 2026 03:33 PM (Riz8t) 55
Fox news has a new podcast called The Girls.
Should be interesting, not, lol. Posted by: four seasons at October 01, 2026 03:33 PM (/QHx4) Do they all get leg chairs? Posted by: blaster at October 01, 2026 03:34 PM (xhfG9) 56
he is up in every poll I have seen so far.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 01, 2026 03:30 PM (I43vL) And probably a bunch you haven't seen IYKWIM Posted by: ... at October 01, 2026 03:34 PM (enkoP) 57
If you're a Christian, of course this is a heresy, because it absolutely foundational to Christianity to believe that Christ existed and died to redeem the world. That is the absolute rock-bottom, bare minimum belief. If you don't believe that, you're certainly not a "Christian," and could not possibly be a genuine Christian pastor.
As I've written before, they've killed a church and are wearing its skin. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 01, 2026 03:34 PM (l3cgK) 58
Fox news has a new podcast called The Girls.
Should be interesting, not, lol. Posted by: four seasons at October 01, 2026 03:33 PM (/QHx4) They should have one called The Cannons. Posted by: far cry at October 01, 2026 03:34 PM (LSV6F) 59
*holds blank papers* *looks into camera seriously* "Embattled Republican candidate Ken Paxton took another wild swing at James Talarico's mainstream Christianity today..." Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 01, 2026 03:34 PM (eRlcH) 60
46 Beto Talarico is going to lose by 10 points. Mark my words.
Posted by: blaster at October 01, 2026 03:31 PM (xhfG9) ======== "Cornyn would have won by 11, and we wouldn't have had to spend so much in the state because he wasn't so controversial." -people who spent $100 million for him to lose his primary Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 03:34 PM (U/fqy) 61
BTW, this may come across as old-fashioned, but a Reverend named 'Babs' has no business being near a pulpit.
I think it's the accepted viewpoint among most people here . I wouldn't mind "Babs" if she were actually a Christian, and not a lesbian. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 01, 2026 03:35 PM (JrHfD) 62
A little something to brighten your day:
"Schumer says he'll seek 6th straight term as Senate Democratic leader regardless of midterm results." ----- I bet his brain scan shows almost no activity. Posted by: Crusader at October 01, 2026 03:35 PM (TN0g+) 63
51 >>>Which explains why Erick Erickson is defending Talarico because, and I quote, "Paxton is attacking Talarico's religion."
really? What an absolute cucked asshole. Posted by: Kramer at October 01, 2026 03:32 PM (1wjle) ======== Erick Erickson hates the friend/enemy distinction so much that he will attack mercilessly those enemies (the "alt-right") who attack his friends (his friends across the aisle). Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 03:35 PM (U/fqy) 64
Have a seat, Babs. Now, what is it you'd say that you do here?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 01, 2026 03:35 PM (2UnvF) 65
I say put out the rumor that Christa Pike thinks Lindsay Clancy is totally guilty and should be executed for her crimes, and within a few days some TikTok addict delivery room nurse will take care of the problem for everybody.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 01, 2026 03:36 PM (6ydKt) 66
What a fucking clown world.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 01, 2026 03:36 PM (dGbkw) 67
so I've hinted about this before but I didn't indentify who said it.
I will now. Larry O'Connor used to complain that every three months, Erick Erickson would try to kiss up to the left wing by throwing conservatives under the bus, claiming our "tone" and "rhetoric" was too hostile or whatever. And Larry O'Connor was like: "Motherfucker, every week we have to do damage control at Breitbart for you, because you once again said something like 'I'm going to shoot a census worker through the door with my shotgun' or 'women are whores' or some bullshit. And then you come at us in the weeks in between saying that we have to be nicer, pretending that your mouth is so pure sugar wouldn't melt in it?" I've always hated him. He's such a stupid, useless oxygen thief and Judas. Posted by: ace at October 01, 2026 03:36 PM (1wjle) 68
The entire staff of NRO and all the NeverTrumpers would be more comfortable with the "religion" of Talarico than a sinner like Trump or Paxton.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 01, 2026 03:36 PM (3cUTc) 69
The fact that Babs doesn't believe Jesus exists makes her dumber than a demon.
Because even the demons believe, and tremble. Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 01, 2026 03:27 PM (X7pZH) ------------- Excellent point. Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at October 01, 2026 03:36 PM (eGzf1) 70
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"We have no way of knowing if Jesus really existed," the Rev. Babs Miller of St. Andrew's Presbyterian Church was caught saying on camera. __________ I'd laugh this to scorn, but there's probably some German or Dutch RC bishop saying the same thing right now. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 01, 2026 03:30 PM (eRlcH) The Jesus Seminar in the 1970's went through the Gospels and voted on whether or not Jesus really said what He said. They got rid of about 2/3 of it. Of course they claimed to have a rigorous method of determining what was true and what was added later, as if they could possibly know. These fools were real VII thinkers, at the forefront of destroying Catholicism from the inside out. Luckily, nobody still believes any of their crap. Posted by: tcn in AK at October 01, 2026 03:36 PM (GYqb1) 71
"Cornyn would have won by 11, and we wouldn't have had to spend so much in the state because he wasn't so controversial."
What do you mean "we", Kemosabe? You've spent nothing. The good news is that when he wins, he'll owe you f***-all. You're about to become utterly irrelevant. Posted by: Archimedes at October 01, 2026 03:36 PM (Riz8t) 72
What even is the "moderate" position that lies between anything this walking marital aid professes and actual, normal sanity?
They're not even on the same surface. There's no line you can draw between these perpetual malcontents and coherent human thought where you could even try to find a midpoint to call "moderate". Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 01, 2026 03:36 PM (aKiSo) 73
Hey, I'm just here to make some serious money. Can't we all just get along?
Posted by: John Thune at October 01, 2026 03:36 PM (89+KF) 74
>>>rick Erickson hates the friend/enemy distinction so much that he will attack mercilessly those enemies (the "alt-right") who attack his friends (his friends across the aisle).
see my post 67. Posted by: ace at October 01, 2026 03:36 PM (1wjle) 75
28 "We have no way of knowing if Jesus really existed," the Rev. Babs Miller of St. Andrew's Presbyterian Church was caught saying on camera.
... She was recorded on video while suggesting a pick-and-choose approach to belief. When asked, "Do we really believe that a virgin gave birth to a baby?" she replied, "No." *Dog Cocks Head To One Side Look* But a man can get pregnant and give birth? Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 01, 2026 03:28 PM (6ydKt) I misunderstood that at first, seeing a noun instead of a verb... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 01, 2026 03:36 PM (l3cgK) 76
A recent AoSHq commenter--sorry, did not write this down--asked why anti-Talarico peeps don't call him Tallywacker (or variants thereof).
Posted by: m at October 01, 2026 03:37 PM (odBC9) 77
56 he is up in every poll I have seen so far.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 01, 2026 03:30 PM (I43vL) ======= Herding towards the inevitable has started: https://x.com/ElectionTime_/status/ 2105286037945655778 @ElectionTime_ · Sep 30 🚨NEW TEXAS POLL: Ken Paxton retakes his lead against James Talarico for the Texas Senate race, according to a major new poll commissioned by his campaign. Texas - 2026 Senate 🟥Ken Paxton 48% (+3) 🟦James Talarico 45% Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 03:37 PM (U/fqy) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 01, 2026 03:37 PM (eRlcH) 79
Severely heterosexual like Cory Booker
Posted by: Sucking dick like a VIKING at October 01, 2026 03:37 PM (TbWk/) 80
62 A little something to brighten your day:
"Schumer says he'll seek 6th straight term as Senate Democratic leader regardless of midterm results." ----- I bet his brain scan shows almost no activity. Posted by: Crusader at October 01, 2026 03:35 PM (TN0g+) Maybe he should open up a hamburger stand. Posted by: tcn in AK at October 01, 2026 03:38 PM (GYqb1) 81
you guys link polls but when I post this same poll tomorrow you're all going to complain!
Unfair! Posted by: ace at October 01, 2026 03:38 PM (1wjle) Posted by: blaster at October 01, 2026 03:38 PM (xhfG9) 83
76 A recent AoSHq commenter--sorry, did not write this down--asked why anti-Talarico peeps don't call him Tallywacker (or variants thereof).
Posted by: m at October 01, 2026 03:37 PM (odBC9) I expect that moniker would infer the Freako was more manly than he could possibly be. Posted by: tcn in AK at October 01, 2026 03:39 PM (GYqb1) 84
NEW TEXAS POLL: Ken Paxton retakes his lead against James Talarico for the Texas Senate race, according to a major new poll commissioned by his campaign.
Texas - 2026 Senate 🟥Ken Paxton 48% (+3) 🟦James Talarico 45% Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 03:37 PM (U/fqy) That's a Paxton campaign internal poll they released. Posted by: Mark1971 at October 01, 2026 03:39 PM (/OKHJ) 85
71 "Cornyn would have won by 11, and we wouldn't have had to spend so much in the state because he wasn't so controversial."
What do you mean "we", Kemosabe? You've spent nothing. The good news is that when he wins, he'll owe you f***-all. You're about to become utterly irrelevant. Posted by: Archimedes at October 01, 2026 03:36 PM (Riz8t) == Thune through the RSCC has invested a few tens of millions in the last few weeks into the Texas Senate race in favor of Paxton. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 03:39 PM (U/fqy) 86
Talafreako is toast
Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 01, 2026 03:22 PM (0U5gm) Not so fast. There is still a chance that Fiercely Heterosexual Senator Corey Booker may get behind Talarico and come to Texas so the two of them can go on a whistle-stop tour of every bathhouse in Texas, giving stemwinders, and speeches too. Who knows how much pull them may have, as they tug James' future constituents into the voting booths? Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at October 01, 2026 03:39 PM (0vB2I) 87
I know a Karen who hates Christians but believes Jesus was a "great guy, an amazing guy".
And I said, "but you think he was a liar." Can't pin her down on that. Something about how a bunch of zealous people attributed claims to him after the fact. I say "just not the great teachings, those were really his, right?". Then I ask her what this "great guy" was executed for, and if He was innocent of those charges, and that's usually when she loses her shit. Unfortunately - once you really believe Jesus was "great guy" you are either in it, or you are in total abject dissonance. Posted by: ... at October 01, 2026 03:39 PM (enkoP) 88
Erickson's so fat he probably can't see his Johnson when he jerks off
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 01, 2026 03:40 PM (jivel) 89
While I converted to Roman Catholic this year, I will defend conservative Presbyterians...which are PCA and/or Orthodox.
Presbyterian USA (PCUSA) is no doubt this clown's church's denomination that we parted with in 2014. There was a main vote to allow gheys in the pulpit and this denomination's numbers have gone down rapido. They might as well become unitarians and shut up with their rainbows and weirdness. I do hope this freak loses. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 01, 2026 03:40 PM (hzuYO) Posted by: four seasons at October 01, 2026 03:40 PM (/QHx4) 91
Maybe he should open up a hamburger stand.
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 01, 2026 03:38 PM (GYqb1) ___ *snort* Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at October 01, 2026 03:40 PM (X7pZH) 92
Babs Kramer >>>>>>>> Babs Miller
Posted by: BruceWayne at October 01, 2026 03:40 PM (YZ0Fo) 93
you guys link polls but when I post this same poll tomorrow you're all going to complain!
Unfair! Posted by: ace at October 01, 2026 03:38 PM (1wjle) --------------- I see we're going to disappoint ace once again. Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at October 01, 2026 03:40 PM (eGzf1) 94
74 >>>rick Erickson hates the friend/enemy distinction so much that he will attack mercilessly those enemies (the "alt-right") who attack his friends (his friends across the aisle).
see my post 67. Posted by: ace at October 01, 2026 03:36 PM (1wjle) ======= Did you see his big investigative report recently? About the alt-right racists taking over the Republican Party? It's election season, and he uses his editorial capacity to pursue that? Almost like he's a Democrat. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 03:40 PM (U/fqy) Posted by: Muad'dib at October 01, 2026 03:40 PM (sjdRT) 96
We have no way of knowing if Jesus really existed, any more than we have of knowing that the original Buddha ever existed. And whether or not Jesus existed doesn't really matter to me. The fact remains that that message that was delivered by someone named Jesus supposedly and it could have all been made up for all I know," she continued.
This is the problem right here. Posted by: A pastrix is inherently heretical at October 01, 2026 03:40 PM (TbWk/) 97
Is this guy really ahead in the polls ... in *Texas*?
Posted by: Defenestratus at October 01, 2026 03:40 PM (WYStd) 98
I came up with Baalarico independently but I'm sure I wasn't the first.
Posted by: ... at October 01, 2026 03:41 PM (enkoP) 99
81 you guys link polls but when I post this same poll tomorrow you're all going to complain!
Unfair! Posted by: ace at October 01, 2026 03:38 PM (1wjle) ========= In my defense, I'm an illiterate asshole and have no idea what I post around these parts because I just tip in till da read lins geau a way. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 03:41 PM (U/fqy) 100
79 Severely heterosexual like Cory Booker
Posted by: Sucking dick like a VIKING at October 01, 2026 03:37 PM (TbWk/) They're so manly that they even only have sex with other men... ::: insert ICE T here ::: https://youtu.be/alw9xTCUQFQ Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 01, 2026 03:41 PM (l3cgK) 101
>>>Did you see his big investigative report recently?
About the alt-right racists taking over the Republican Party? It's election season, and he uses his editorial capacity to pursue that? Almost like he's a Democrat. I did not see it. I try to maintain an Erick-Erickson-free zone when I can manage it, which is almost all of the time, because he's a fat ugly non-entity. Posted by: ace at October 01, 2026 03:41 PM (1wjle) Posted by: four seasons at October 01, 2026 03:41 PM (/QHx4) 103
31 "Christian who hates Christianity"
"Heterosexual who hates Heterosexuals" "Male who hates males" "White that hates whites" "Texan who hates Texans" Posted by: Frank Barone at October 01, 2026 03:28 PM (OkYzo) I have been contemplating the possibility that self-loathing is standard for white liberals in general, and the comedic stereotype about Jews is just a particularized case of white liberals. I can't find any flaws in it. Posted by: SciVo at October 01, 2026 03:41 PM (ke3zm) 104
Talarico is a demon wearing a meatsuit.
So is his "pastor." Their only goal is to lead people astray from the Truth about Jesus Christ. "They are men of depraved minds, who, as far as the faith is concerned, are rejected. But they will not get very far because...their folly will be clear to everyone." -- 2 Timothy 3:8-9 Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 01, 2026 03:42 PM (FZ29D) 105
They should have one called The Cannons.
Posted by: far cry at October 01, 2026 03:34 PM (LSV6F) There's a band called Cannons: https://youtu.be/u4HQevc9JE0 Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 01, 2026 03:42 PM (6ydKt) 106
Christa Pike appears to still be alive (I have not kept up; I just did a quick googling).
from CBD's Morning Rant: "So this evil bitch is in the hospital, perhaps with brain damage, which will be used by her lawyers as a reason to prevent any further attempts to give her what she so richly deserves." And I wonder: "Which WILL be used by her lawyers"? Or might be. Posted by: m at October 01, 2026 03:42 PM (odBC9) 107
Talarico is a 3 to 2 fav on betting sites
Paxton said the Trumpalalooza in Texas hurt him The polls are so bad Trump has to campaign in Kansas Posted by: Paul at October 01, 2026 03:42 PM (FJC9j) 108
Texas - 2026 Senate
🟥Ken Paxton 48% (+3) 🟦James Talarico 45% Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 03:37 PM (U/fqy) Good news! Now my big fear is that if I vote for Paxton he loses by four. Cursed, I may be. Posted by: Robert at October 01, 2026 03:42 PM (dpXJq) 109
****When they claim to be moderate, are they lying to the moderates?
--- They are lying to that mussy group of people who vote but pay no attention to politics until the commercials start to roll. He who has the best commercial wins their vote. _Dan Crenshaw Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 01, 2026 03:42 PM (+UcOf) 110
Reverend Babs
Webster's 1828, "Reverend": Worthy of reverence; entitled to respect mingled with fear and affection In what way is Babs worthy of reverence? Because of her Stunning and Brave take that Jesus didn't even exist? Even the most staunch opponents to Christianity acknowledge that He really walked this earth. Her every other error stems from this one. Babs's content-free paganism deserves anathema, not so-called "reverence." Posted by: Smallish Bees at October 01, 2026 03:42 PM (8Q86n) 111
84 That's a Paxton campaign internal poll they released.
Posted by: Mark1971 at October 01, 2026 03:39 PM (/OKHJ) ======== And I'm sure they're having the same problems reaching white working class voters that every other pollster is out there having. The issue that led to massive misses in the Texas GOP primary polling as well as things like the WI Democrat primary for governor that showed Wang up by 20 when she lost by 0.5%. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 03:42 PM (U/fqy) 112
88 Erickson's so fat he probably can't see his Johnson when he jerks off
Posted by: Smell the Glove Why would he look at it? Is he a homo? Posted by: Auspex at October 01, 2026 03:42 PM (Y8DZL) 113
"We have no way of knowing if Jesus really existed," the Rev. Babs Miller of St. Andrew's Presbyterian Church was caught saying on camera.
Pontius Pilate would like a word with you, Babs. Posted by: dantesed at October 01, 2026 03:42 PM (Oy/m2) 114
Posted by: A pastrix is inherently heretical at October 01, 2026 03:40 PM (TbWk/)
"Patrix" sounds like a type pasta. LOL. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 01, 2026 03:43 PM (JrHfD) 115
My October surprise pick for TX:
The FNM confirms they have found Talarico's Canadian girlfriend but shortly thereafter a right wing podcaster finds she was named Joe Smith at birth Posted by: 18-1 at October 01, 2026 03:43 PM (sKqQm) 116
81 you guys link polls but when I post this same poll tomorrow you're all going to complain!
Unfair! Posted by: ace at October 01, 2026 03:38 PM (1wjle) We won't complain! Who are the people who complain about what ace posts? Bad people! Posted by: m at October 01, 2026 03:43 PM (odBC9) 117
That's a Paxton campaign internal poll they released. Posted by: Mark1971 at October 01, 2026 03:39 PM (/OKHJ) They probably polled actual voters Posted by: It's me donna at October 01, 2026 03:43 PM (+gK6I) 118
101 >>>Did you see his big investigative report recently?
About the alt-right racists taking over the Republican Party? It's election season, and he uses his editorial capacity to pursue that? Almost like he's a Democrat. I did not see it. I try to maintain an Erick-Erickson-free zone when I can manage it, which is almost all of the time, because he's a fat ugly non-entity. Posted by: ace at October 01, 2026 03:41 PM (1wjle) ==== Rush Limbaugh's successor! Just ask him. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 03:44 PM (U/fqy) 119
87 ...Unfortunately - once you really believe Jesus was "great guy" you are either in it, or you are in total abject dissonance.
Posted by: ... at October 01, 2026 03:39 PM (enkoP) They're playing a completely different game. There's no way you can lose a game of "The Jesus I made up inside my head is better than the Jesus you made up inside your head". I mean technically everyone loses. But you know what I mean. It's just intellectual laziness coupled with spiritual emptiness. Might as well say you think the Bhaghavad Gita is great except there's too much crap about avatars of Vishnu and not enough puppies. Once you just start making crap up, you've left the realms of discourse and entered the hallowed halls of just plain shootin' the shit. Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 01, 2026 03:44 PM (aKiSo) 120
86 There is still a chance that Fiercely Heterosexual Senator Corey Booker may get behind Talarico
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at October 01, 2026 03:39 PM (0vB2I) ewww Posted by: m at October 01, 2026 03:44 PM (odBC9) 121
Early Voting Starts Monday, October 19th in Texas!
Remind and take your Republican friends to VOTE! Posted by: redridinghood at October 01, 2026 03:44 PM (NpAcC) 122
Not only will I finish early today, but I'll finish many of tomorrow's posts early today.
--- So, tomorrow will be another, National Enquirer day. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 01, 2026 03:44 PM (+UcOf) 123
Talefreako's 'gurlfriend' is Justine Trudeau.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 01, 2026 03:44 PM (FuJQi) 124
the polls are always right which is why kamala is president
and sid's ass is the best tasting ass Posted by: Paul at October 01, 2026 03:44 PM (FJC9j) 125
Erick Erickson
Don't trust a guy who has the same first and last name. It's stupid and too cute by half. I don't go by "Elric Elric The Elric." The same first and last name is just as weird and gay as that insanely stupid "Drake 'Drake Maye' Maye" meme. Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 01, 2026 03:44 PM (iFTx/) 126
I have been contemplating the possibility that self-loathing is standard for white liberals in general, and the comedic stereotype about Jews is just a particularized case of white liberals. I can't find any flaws in it.
Posted by: SciVo at October 01, 2026 03:41 PM (ke3zm) They hate everyone else. They do not know themselves. Posted by: ... at October 01, 2026 03:44 PM (enkoP) 127
81 you guys link polls but when I post this same poll tomorrow you're all going to complain!
Unfair! Posted by: ace at October 01, 2026 03:38 PM (1wjle) Polls are for strippers. Posted by: blaster at October 01, 2026 03:44 PM (xhfG9) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 01, 2026 03:44 PM (eRlcH) 129
Severely heterosexual like Cory Booker
I hear he and Rosario Dawson had steamy passionate sex just last night. Of course in both cases it was with another man. Posted by: 18-1 at October 01, 2026 03:44 PM (sKqQm) 130
113 "We have no way of knowing if Jesus really existed," the Rev. Babs Miller of St. Andrew's Presbyterian Church was caught saying on camera.
There is no question he existed.. Some question whether he was the Son Of God Posted by: It's me donna at October 01, 2026 03:44 PM (+gK6I) 131
On election night, Paxton will be declared the winner shortly after the polls close. Like ten minutes later.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 01, 2026 03:45 PM (0U5gm) 132
"Babs"? Wasn't she a tour guide at Universal Studios, Hollywood?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh No Relation Posted by: Babs Bunny at October 01, 2026 03:45 PM (vJrRc) 133
IN HIS DEFENSE,
I'm a Republican who can't stand Republicans. Well, not *all* republicans. Mostly the ones in the Senate. Posted by: Smallish Bees at October 01, 2026 03:45 PM (8Q86n) 134
131 On election night, Paxton will be declared the winner shortly after the polls close. Like ten minutes later.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at October 01, 2026 03:45 PM (0U5gm) ======= The instant they close. East Texas will have been counting for an hour and will report the second west Texas closes. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 03:46 PM (U/fqy) 135
> Jesus was put on that cross because Rome hated Him and they thought He was a threat to their domination of that area.
The Bible is clear on this point. Pontius Pilate called Jesus innocent several times. Pilate decided to do the politically expedient thing to kill Jesus because of public pressure. Pilate could have put down a rebellion, but that would make him look bad to Tiberius. Posted by: bonhomme at October 01, 2026 03:46 PM (mkw2N) 136
Ace, You have the absolute best commenters on the web. Thanks for this wonderful place. If you run for President you have my vote. I will try to vote many times. It's a thing now. 😀😀 💋 Posted by: four seasons at October 01, 2026 03:46 PM (/QHx4) 137
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 01, 2026 03:44 PM (aKiSo)
This is spot on but I like to pretend it's something else because I don't understand why I would even talk to someone doing the thing you're talking about. But obviously I know. Posted by: ... at October 01, 2026 03:46 PM (enkoP) 138
93 you guys link polls but when I post this same poll tomorrow you're all going to complain!
Unfair! Posted by: ace at October 01, 2026 03:38 PM (1wjle) --------------- I see we're going to disappoint ace once again. Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at October 01, 2026 03:40 PM (eGzf1) No matter WHAT we do. Posted by: m at October 01, 2026 03:46 PM (odBC9) 139
Babs Streisand > Babs Miler
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 01, 2026 03:47 PM (FuJQi) 140
136
Ace, You have the absolute best commenters on the web. Posted by: four seasons at October 01, 2026 03:46 PM (/QHx4) ======== Except for Todd. Fucking Todd... Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 03:47 PM (U/fqy) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 01, 2026 03:47 PM (+UcOf) 142
"We have no way of knowing if Jesus really existed," the Rev. Babs Miller of St. Andrew's Presbyterian Church was caught saying on camera.
A few years after the crucifixion the Romans went to war against the Jews devasting the land so our record are more limited then they would otherwise be. But one of the Roman writers of the time, ironically a Roman collaborating Jew himself, mentions Jesus in passing. Posted by: 18-1 at October 01, 2026 03:47 PM (sKqQm) 143
Did you see his big investigative report recently?
About the alt-right racists taking over the Republican Party? It's election season, and he uses his editorial capacity to pursue that? Almost like he's a Democrat. --- AI slop where he got several facts wrong. My favorite part is how it amplifies the tenuous main attack of Ossoff against Morris--that Morris is a white supremacist cause something something some guy in his staff somewhere wrote something that some people may not like. But not because Erickson is a Democrat who wants Democrats to win. Oh no. He's a principled conservative conserving conservativism from the fake conservatives who are all white supremacists, Nazis and Christian nationalists and you know that because they don't agree with Erick. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 01, 2026 03:47 PM (3cUTc) 144
40 What does any of this have to do with a Texas legislative agenda? This guy should be beaten like a rabid skunk.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at October 01, 2026 03:30 PM (VQ7/I) He's referring to his record in the state legislature, which is radical as hell. His causes were no-hopers, which freed him up to say what he really thought, and it was appalling. Posted by: SciVo at October 01, 2026 03:47 PM (ke3zm) 145
We have no way of knowing anything. Think about it.
Posted by: ... at October 01, 2026 03:48 PM (enkoP) 146
119 87 ...Unfortunately - once you really believe Jesus was "great guy" you are either in it, or you are in total abject dissonance.
Posted by: ... at October 01, 2026 03:39 PM (enkoP) They're playing a completely different game. There's no way you can lose a game of "The Jesus I made up inside my head is better than the Jesus you made up inside your head". I mean technically everyone loses. But you know what I mean. It's just intellectual laziness coupled with spiritual emptiness. Might as well say you think the Bhaghavad Gita is great except there's too much crap about avatars of Vishnu and not enough puppies. Once you just start making crap up, you've left the realms of discourse and entered the hallowed halls of just plain shootin' the shit. Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 01, 2026 03:44 PM (aKiSo) Really good stuff, Warai-otoko. Posted by: m at October 01, 2026 03:48 PM (odBC9) 147
Saul of Tarsus would like a word with you, Babs.
Posted by: dantesed at October 01, 2026 03:48 PM (Oy/m2) 148
Talarico looks like a guy leftist women would swoon over while real women would find him unbearably creepy.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at October 01, 2026 03:49 PM (eGzf1) 149
Pilate WAS afraid that Jesus would try to lead a rebellion, but on questioning, Pilate determined Jesus had no intention of doing that.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 01, 2026 03:49 PM (mkw2N) 150
>>>The same first and last name is just as weird and gay as that insanely stupid "Drake 'Drake Maye' Maye" meme.
that's pretty funny Posted by: ace at October 01, 2026 03:49 PM (1wjle) Posted by: ace at October 01, 2026 03:50 PM (1wjle) 152
Rush Limbaugh's successor! Just ask him.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 03:44 PM (U/fqy) Of the eight billion or so people who were alive at Rush's passing, that fucking shit blimp is in the lower 5% or so on the list of "who is Rush Limbaugh's successor". Most dogs, several species of tree, and the leftover Panda Express in my fridge that I will eventually throw out all would rank higher than him on that list if you were to expand it to non-primates. That man is Limbaugh's Successor only in the sense in which a socially awkward fart is my lunch's successor. Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 01, 2026 03:50 PM (aKiSo) 153
Talefreako is the a$$ on the way to Damascus.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 01, 2026 03:50 PM (FuJQi) 154
I like jokes with quotation marks.
Posted by: ace at October 01, 2026 03:50 PM (1wjle) 155
But one of the Roman writers of the time, ironically a Roman collaborating Jew himself, mentions Jesus in passing.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 01, 2026 03:47 PM (sKqQm) Josephus was an ass-kisser, but he did leave a pretty good description of things at the time. Posted by: tcn in AK at October 01, 2026 03:50 PM (GYqb1) 156
53
Fox news has a new podcast called The Girls. Should be interesting, not, lol. Posted by: four seasons at October 01, 2026 03:33 PM ——— Why not call the show, The Sweater Puppies”? Posted by: Dirac_Delta at October 01, 2026 03:50 PM (X3rKN) 157
I'm a metalhead that detests Motley Fools
mostly I just detest Nikki Sux and Vince Spiel I could tolerate Mick Mars in a real band Posted by: what the cat drug in at October 01, 2026 03:51 PM (jrgJz) 158
>>>I'm a metalhead that detests Motley Fools
mostly I just detest Nikki Sux and Vince Spiel shots fired Posted by: Kerrang! Magazine's Gossip Editor at October 01, 2026 03:52 PM (1wjle) 159
Ace,
You have the absolute best commenters on the web. Thanks for this wonderful place. If you run for President you have my vote. I will try to vote many times. It's a thing now. See! Now THAT'S how you make flag rank! Posted by: Archimedes at October 01, 2026 03:52 PM (Riz8t) 160
Nope, they're not going to change on the trans agenda. Evan Barker, the ex-lefty (not a righty) who exposed the DSA assured an interviewer of that recently. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 01, 2026 03:52 PM (mmrXZ) 161
154 I like jokes with quotation marks.
Posted by: ace at October 01, 2026 03:50 PM (1wjle) Oh, so you "like" "jokes" with "quotation marks"? Posted by: m at October 01, 2026 03:52 PM (odBC9) 162
145 We have no way of knowing anything. Think about it.
Posted by: ... at October 01, 2026 03:48 PM (enkoP) That's what all the freshmen taking Psych 101 would have you believe. And then they grow up. Posted by: tcn in AK at October 01, 2026 03:52 PM (GYqb1) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 01, 2026 03:52 PM (eRlcH) 164
>>>Oh, so you "like" "jokes" with "quotation marks"?
I do, that made me laugh. They're the most comical punctuation. Posted by: ace at October 01, 2026 03:52 PM (1wjle) 165
Nic update just for ace.
Posted by: "Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing" at October 01, 2026 03:52 PM (eGzf1) 166
I like jokes with quotation marks.
Posted by: ace at October 01, 2026 03:50 PM (1wjle) _________ "6-7" Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 01, 2026 03:52 PM (iFTx/) Posted by: four seasons at October 01, 2026 03:53 PM (/QHx4) 168
160
Nope, they're not going to change on the trans agenda. Evan Barker, the ex-lefty (not a righty) who exposed the DSA assured an interviewer of that recently. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 01, 2026 03:52 PM (mmrXZ) ======= In 2032, when Democrats are looking at a long term 20-30 seat minority in the House, they'll still be pushing open borders and transgenderism even though the few intelligent campaign consultants will be telling them that they have to have a message that will appeal to votes in Vance+5-15 districts to have a shot a majority. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 03:53 PM (U/fqy) 169
Hopefully, I didn't break anything. I'm not sure I care to experience the wrath of CBD
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at October 01, 2026 03:53 PM (eGzf1) 170
They will throw the trannies to the islamist wolves the moment they need to and not one second later. Women too. Just like the Jews. The truth hurts.
Posted by: ... at October 01, 2026 03:53 PM (enkoP) 171
164 >>>Oh, so you "like" "jokes" with "quotation marks"?
I do, that made me laugh. They're the most comical punctuation. Posted by: ace at October 01, 2026 03:52 PM (1wjle) ========= Nothing compared to the tilde. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 03:54 PM (U/fqy) 172
>>>Ace,
You have the absolute best commenters on the web. Thanks for this wonderful place. If you run for President you have my vote. I will try to vote many times. It's a thing now. thank you. And breitbart agreed about the best commenters. He literally tried to buy you. He had the sketchy idea for a merger. He just waned the commenters, though he'd pay me for them. Posted by: ace at October 01, 2026 03:54 PM (1wjle) Posted by: The Interrobang at October 01, 2026 03:54 PM (Riz8t) 174
It's now October and voters need to hear the truth about this weirdo.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 01, 2026 03:23 PM (aLYxy) He's a deranged fag. Trumpet it from the rooftops. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 01, 2026 03:54 PM (4znQE) 175
165 Nic update just for ace.
Posted by: "Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing" at October 01, 2026 03:52 PM (eGzf1) ======= What was that, Be-lok-e? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 03:54 PM (U/fqy) 176
I think we all know who Ace is Voting for for Threadwinner
Posted by: garrett at October 01, 2026 03:54 PM (vNne8) Posted by: blaster at October 01, 2026 03:54 PM (xhfG9) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 01, 2026 03:55 PM (eRlcH) 179
Nothing compared to the tilde.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 03:54 PM (U/fqy) . Ahem... Posted by: ... at October 01, 2026 03:55 PM (enkoP) 180
Nothing compared to the tilde.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 03:54 PM (U/fqy) ------------------ paying the Danetilde never works out. Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at October 01, 2026 03:55 PM (eGzf1) 181
You have to feel a bit for Pilate.
First off, he's had this terrible reputation for two millennia and it wasn't entirely his fault what went down, victim of unfortunate circumstances mostly. Then two-thousand years late people start pronouncing his name wrong and turn it into mat exercises for women. Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 01, 2026 03:55 PM (6ydKt) 182
171 164 >>>Oh, so you "like" "jokes" with "quotation marks"?
I do, that made me laugh. They're the most comical punctuation. Posted by: ace at October 01, 2026 03:52 PM (1wjle) ========= Nothing compared to the tilde. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 03:54 PM (U/fqy) I was once given the tilde...didn't make me happy. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at October 01, 2026 03:55 PM (l3cgK) 183
It's like this, I don't think I'm the best Christian. And I don't think I'm very devout. My church attendance is sparse.
But that shit that Talarico's church spews? That is creepy, offensive, gross, skin-crawling stuff to me. It's like watching a maggot infested rotting zombie eat a bowl of worms and vomit. And the people sit there and nod along, smiling and proud of themselves? Pure demonic fuel. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 01, 2026 03:55 PM (3cUTc) 184
176 I think we all know who Ace is Voting for for Threadwinner
Posted by: garrett at October 01, 2026 03:54 PM (vNne I'd like to vote for garrett. Posted by: m at October 01, 2026 03:55 PM (odBC9) 185
He just waned the commenters, though he'd pay me for them.
Posted by: ace ---- ace was gonna pimp us out.... Posted by: lin-duh at October 01, 2026 03:56 PM (Ry49J) 186
thank you. And breitbart agreed about the best commenters. He literally tried to buy you. He had the sketchy idea for a merger. He just waned the commenters, though he'd pay me for them.
Posted by: ace at October 01, 2026 03:54 PM (1wjle) How much was it for just me? Posted by: blaster at October 01, 2026 03:56 PM (xhfG9) 187
185 He just waned the commenters, though he'd pay me for them.
Posted by: ace ---- ace was gonna pimp us out.... Posted by: lin-duh at October 01, 2026 03:56 PM (Ry49J) ======= And then Brietbart died. Coincidence?! There are no coincidences! Wake up, sheeple! Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 03:56 PM (U/fqy) Posted by: garrett at October 01, 2026 03:56 PM (vNne8) Posted by: ace at October 01, 2026 03:56 PM (1wjle) 190
His words: "NO blaster."
Posted by: ace at October 01, 2026 03:57 PM (1wjle) 191
He's a deranged fag. Trumpet it from the rooftops.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 01, 2026 03:54 PM (4znQE Way ahead of you. Posted by: Islam at October 01, 2026 03:57 PM (enkoP) 192
Clown World. Everyone is retarded now.
Posted by: Max Power at October 01, 2026 03:57 PM (SwyyQ) 193
y: ace
---- ace was gonna pimp us out.... Posted by: lin-duh at October 01, 2026 03:56 PM (Ry49J) ======= And then Brietbart died. Coincidence?! There are no coincidences! Wake up, sheeple! Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 03:56 PM (U/fqy) _________ I ain't got no problem getting pimped out. Depends on the vig, though. Everyone has their price .... Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 01, 2026 03:57 PM (iFTx/) Posted by: garrett at October 01, 2026 03:57 PM (vNne8) 195
I'd like to vote for garrett.
Posted by: m at October 01, 2026 03:55 PM (odBC9) --------------- Bob Dole is voting for The Blade. This message approved by Bob Dole. Posted by: Bob Dole at October 01, 2026 03:57 PM (0256r) 196
188 I did like the gag where ace would declare anyone who complimented him the THREADWINNER
Posted by: garrett at October 01, 2026 03:56 PM (vNne Ace, who is threadwinner in this thread? Posted by: m at October 01, 2026 03:57 PM (odBC9) 197
Ace probably offered to pay a refund for blaster.
Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at October 01, 2026 03:58 PM (eGzf1) 198
190 His words: "NO blaster."
Posted by: ace at October 01, 2026 03:57 PM (1wjle) But he had heard of me.... Posted by: blaster at October 01, 2026 03:58 PM (xhfG9) Posted by: four seasons at October 01, 2026 03:58 PM (/QHx4) 200
Who's the worse stinking low life lying politician?
Talarico or Becerra? Posted by: wth at October 01, 2026 03:58 PM (UjdFS) 201
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Posted by: m at October 01, 2026 03:58 PM (odBC9) 202
He just wanted the commenters, though he'd pay me for them.
Posted by: ace Do we get anything?! Free shirts?? Posted by: dantesed at October 01, 2026 03:58 PM (Oy/m2) 203
202 He just wanted the commenters, though he'd pay me for them.
Posted by: ace Do we get anything?! Free shirts?? Posted by: dantesed at October 01, 2026 03:58 PM (Oy/m2) ===== There are shirts?! Might I suggest a classy golf polo? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 03:58 PM (U/fqy) 204
And he is up in every single published poll so far. Granted most of those polls have him up within the MOE so they can later claim they were still putting out good polls, but he is up in every poll I have seen so far.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 01, 2026 03:30 PM (I43vL) Has it ever crossed your mind that the the pollsters might be, get this, lying to you? They are all Marxists, and have an agenda. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 01, 2026 03:59 PM (4znQE) 205
Babs sure is a looker. Wonder who does her hair. She's a lot of woman!
Posted by: Al Czervik at October 01, 2026 03:59 PM (w+jhU) 206
There are shirts?!
Might I suggest a classy golf polo? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 03:58 PM (U/fqy) Shirts are coming. #twoweeks Posted by: blaster at October 01, 2026 03:59 PM (xhfG9) 207
200 Who's the worse stinking low life lying politician?
Talarico or Becerra? Posted by: wth at October 01, 2026 03:58 PM (UjdFS) I don't know why you feel the need to limit it to two choices. Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 01, 2026 03:59 PM (6ydKt) 208
Not good at posting vids but on X there's a crazy vid of some guy trying to run over a Maine Wire reporter doing a live report .
Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 01, 2026 03:59 PM (jivel) 209
142 "We have no way of knowing if Jesus really existed," the Rev. Babs Miller of St. Andrew's Presbyterian Church was caught saying on camera.
========= We have no way of knowing that Babs is a fake prophet but the Bible sure describes people like her accurately. Posted by: whig at October 01, 2026 03:59 PM (E4rtv) Posted by: garrett at October 01, 2026 03:59 PM (vNne8) Posted by: m at October 01, 2026 04:00 PM (odBC9) 212
204 And he is up in every single published poll so far. Granted most of those polls have him up within the MOE so they can later claim they were still putting out good polls, but he is up in every poll I have seen so far.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 01, 2026 03:30 PM (I43vL) ======= Blackburn was losing polls through summer of 2018. She won by 11. Polling has not gotten better since. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 04:00 PM (U/fqy) 213
a UK Iranian National has been arrested in connection with the "Incident" at the RAF base.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at October 01, 2026 04:00 PM (ubCxQ) 214
If you've been to a TXMoMe you know that there are in fact, "shirts".
Posted by: lin-duh at October 01, 2026 04:00 PM (Ry49J) 215
2 Peter 2.1 But false prophets also arose among the people, just as there will also be false teachers among you, who will secretly introduce destructive heresies, even denying the Master who bought them, bringing swift destruction upon themselves. 2 Many will follow their sensuality, and because of them the way of the truth will be maligned; 3 and in their greed they will exploit you with false words; their judgment from long ago is not idle, and their destruction is not asleep.
Posted by: Hal Dall MD at October 01, 2026 04:00 PM (5eFk1) 216
Don't make a maniac out of me.
Posted by: Babs at October 01, 2026 04:00 PM (enkoP) 217
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 01, 2026 03:55 PM (3cUTc)
It is quite astonishing and heretical . I expect they just attend because they are a social group who shares political views and enjoy getting together with other vaguely religious people . Does anyone know what the attendance is at this particular church? . An actual church could be devout and caring and actual Christians and be small in number, but unless it's known as "the" socially progressive church to attend in their area I expect the membership is not huge. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 01, 2026 04:01 PM (JrHfD) 218
Sorry, but this actually does con the rubes. I actually had a friend of mine say, hey at least Talarico is a Christian (my friend is naive) and I had to inform him that in fact Talarico is a demonic communist who wants to destroy our country and is not in fact a Christian. People who don't do their own reading/research are the most susceptible to this crud.
Posted by: TheITGuy2 at October 01, 2026 04:01 PM (v9ncW) 219
2 Many will follow their sensuality, and because of them the way of the truth will be maligned; 3 and in their greed they will exploit you with false words; their judgment from long ago is not idle, and their destruction is not asleep.
Posted by: Hal Dall MD at October 01, 2026 04:00 PM (5eFk1) Take that, Babs. Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 01, 2026 04:01 PM (6ydKt) 220
He also identifies as a heterosexual that hates pussy.
Posted by: ballistic at October 01, 2026 04:01 PM (oqH4h) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 01, 2026 04:01 PM (eRlcH) 222
Bob Dole is voting for The Blade. This message approved by Bob Dole.
Posted by: Bob Dole You know, Jimmy has been watching you. Posted by: Jimmy at October 01, 2026 04:01 PM (UjdFS) 223
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a UK Iranian National __________ I think I see the problem. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 01, 2026 04:01 PM (eRlcH) ==== *nods sagaciously* The UK part. Britons hate their country. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 04:02 PM (U/fqy) 224
Leftists and Islamists will reliably say whatever is needed in the moment true or not.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 01, 2026 04:02 PM (RIvkX) 225
129 Severely heterosexual like Cory Booker
I hear he and Rosario Dawson had steamy passionate sex just last night. Of course in both cases it was with another man. Posted by: 18-1 at October 01, 2026 03:44 PM (sKqQm) Didn't he get engaged to a Rosario look-alike? He definitely has a type, which makes me wonder if he could actually be secretly straight. Posted by: SciVo at October 01, 2026 04:02 PM (ke3zm) 226
Is this guy really ahead in the polls ... in *Texas*? Posted by: Defenestratus ================ How many years ago were people saying the same thing about some Democrat in California? Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 01, 2026 04:02 PM (mmrXZ) Posted by: ... at October 01, 2026 04:02 PM (enkoP) 228
The AoSHQ is filled with collegial, collaborative, and respectful posters who do critically important work every day. I am immensely proud to comment here.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 01, 2026 04:03 PM (xg/DD) 229
220 He also identifies as a heterosexual that hates pussy.
Posted by: ballistic at October 01, 2026 04:01 PM (oqH4h) We have established that he at least pretends to like turkey legs. Posted by: SpeakingOf at October 01, 2026 04:03 PM (6ydKt) 230
>>>How much was it for just me?
he said he didn't want you. Posted by: ace at October 01, 2026 03:56 PM (1wjle) ==== Ace is writing lyrics for Brit bands. Posted by: mrp at October 01, 2026 04:03 PM (rj6Yv) Posted by: Bob (NSA) at October 01, 2026 04:03 PM (ZHRuH) 232
Have Democrats started their DIXSUX for Votes program yet?
Posted by: Vengeance at October 01, 2026 04:03 PM (jlI90) 233
I am immensely proud to comment here. Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 01, 2026 04:03 PM (xg/DD) _________ We need the dues. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 01, 2026 04:03 PM (eRlcH) 234
Ugh, she put food out in the street and then ran over her puppy and let the car sit on the poor thing until it died.
Also getting tired of all the 'foreign' names in the news.....I feel like parts of this country are already overrun, am I a racist??? --------------------------------- OC Scanner 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 @OC_Scanner · 1h #BREAKING 🚨 #SantaAna / #California Santa Ana Police Detectives have arrested Hanh Nguyen (75) of Anaheim on Charges of Animal Cruelty and Animal Abandonment for running over her 9 month old puppy in Santa Ana. Posted by: beckster at October 01, 2026 04:03 PM (kX27y) 235
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Is this guy really ahead in the polls ... in *Texas*? Posted by: Defenestratus ================ How many years ago were people saying the same thing about some Democrat in California? Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 01, 2026 04:02 PM (mmrXZ) ======== Texas has gotten much more red since Beto lost to Cruz by 3 in 2018. Paxton won statewide when he was in the news and actively being impeached by the state house. The border counties went hard right because of Biden in the last few years. Yeah, no, this Trump+14 state is not going to suddenly award the federal race to this dumpster fire. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 04:04 PM (U/fqy) 236
Didn't he get engaged to a Rosario look-alike? He definitely has a type, which makes me wonder if he could actually be secretly straight.
Posted by: SciVo at October 01, 2026 04:02 PM (ke3zm) ---------- She was probably selected by a focus group. Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at October 01, 2026 04:04 PM (eGzf1) 237
183 It's like this, I don't think I'm the best Christian. And I don't think I'm very devout. My church attendance is sparse.
But that shit that Talarico's church spews? That is creepy, offensive, gross, skin-crawling stuff to me. It's like watching a maggot infested rotting zombie eat a bowl of worms and vomit. And the people sit there and nod along, smiling and proud of themselves? Pure demonic fuel. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice -------- That is because they are all worshipping the same idol--themselves rather than the Lord. Because they are all comfortable with consulting their own moral sense rather than derive it from some moldy oldy religious text and their religious celebrations are really their own sordid ceremonies worshipping themselves as good and gracious. Posted by: whig at October 01, 2026 04:04 PM (E4rtv) 238
230 >>>How much was it for just me?
he said he didn't want you. Posted by: ace at October 01, 2026 03:56 PM (1wjle) ==== Ace is writing lyrics for Brit bands. Posted by: mrp at October 01, 2026 04:03 PM (rj6Yv) Ooh! Maybe! How much was it for just me? (7) He said he didn't want you. (7) Posted by: m at October 01, 2026 04:05 PM (odBC9) 239
I am immensely proud to comment here.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 01, 2026 04:03 PM (xg/DD) So this is why ace is always going on about #Pride Posted by: ... at October 01, 2026 04:05 PM (enkoP) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 01, 2026 04:05 PM (eRlcH) 241
@106
>>Christa Pike appears to still be alive Yes, because apparently you cannot administer appropriate drugs to efficiently execute anyone. You're gramps in hospice care and your dog can get the good stuff. Posted by: Thomas Bender at October 01, 2026 04:06 PM (XV/Pl) 242
177 Paging Mr. Dobbolina.
Mr. Bob Dobbolina. Posted by: blaster at October 01, 2026 03:54 PM (xhfG9) He really makes me sick with his fraudulent behavior. Posted by: Del the Funky Homo Sapien at October 01, 2026 04:06 PM (TbWk/) 243
Erickson's so fat he probably can't see his Johnson when he jerks off
Posted by: Smell the Glove You don't have. J.B. Pritzker Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at October 01, 2026 04:06 PM (FxH7T) 244
183 It's like this, I don't think I'm the best Christian. And I don't think I'm very devout. My church attendance is sparse.
But that shit that Talarico's church spews? That is creepy, offensive, gross, skin-crawling stuff to me. It's like watching a maggot infested rotting zombie eat a bowl of worms and vomit. And the people sit there and nod along, smiling and proud of themselves? Pure demonic fuel. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 01, 2026 03:55 PM (3cUTc) ******* It is a mockery. I stood up to them at a meeting of 200 people in 2014. After being a member for 20yrs when it was normal and before they went completely woke. The head guy cut my mic when I asked how they stood on abortion. At a break, when I needed to pee, he came over and knelt next to me. Which blocked my escape. I did not change from his bs and know I was being proper or my son, next to me, would have elbowed me. At the end of his propaganda he called me a Calvinist. I didn't know how to respond to this and said, "Well, I guess so!" Ha! They mock God and His Word openly. I stood my ground and said, later, that I never thought I'd have to defend my faith in my own church. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 01, 2026 04:06 PM (hzuYO) 245
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Old and busted: Sola Scriptura New and shiny: Sine Scriptura Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 01, 2026 04:05 PM (eRlcH) ========= Secant tangent cosine sine 3.14159 Udical, radical, udv slipstick, slidrule, MIT Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 04:06 PM (U/fqy) Posted by: Archimedes at October 01, 2026 04:07 PM (Riz8t) 247
They are always lying. And their leftist supporters know they’re lying and wink wink.
Look at Jon Tester as the poster child. Won 3 elections in Montana by wearing a plaid shirt in ads while having a 100% left wing voting record. Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 01, 2026 04:07 PM (6lPOA) 248
She probably had the dog who she was trying to fatten up to serve in her restaurant. The dog did not fatten up. Beware of eating in foreign restaurants. Posted by: four seasons at October 01, 2026 04:07 PM (/QHx4) 249
Yeah, no, this Trump+14 state is not going to suddenly award the federal race to this dumpster fire. Posted by: TheJamesMadison ================ I'm concerned (no, really, legit!) about this lefty plot to flip Texas. I think one reason they throw so much attention and money at it is they're forcing people to visualize it. It becomes more plausible as it stays in people's minds. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 01, 2026 04:08 PM (mmrXZ) 250
I’ma lesbian trapped in a man’s body. Just not as petty, hateful, or jealous of other women as most lesbos are.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 01, 2026 04:08 PM (HM8cG) 251
170 They will throw the trannies to the islamist wolves the moment they need to and not one second later. Women too. Just like the Jews. The truth hurts.
Posted by: ... at October 01, 2026 03:53 PM (enkoP) Truth. They literally don't even care about feminism, let alone the Alphabet People. Most will have whiplash, but I hope that we can prepare everyone here well enough to see that everything they say is just an act in pursuit of power. They believe *nothing*. Posted by: SciVo at October 01, 2026 04:08 PM (ke3zm) 252
They are always lying. And their leftist supporters know they’re lying and wink wink.
Look at Jon Tester as the poster child. Won 3 elections in Montana by wearing a plaid shirt in ads while having a 100% left wing voting record. Obviously I wore the wrong cowboy hat during the primary. Posted by: John Cornyn, (D-efeated) at October 01, 2026 04:09 PM (Riz8t) 253
I would never comment at a blog where they would let someone like me comment.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 01, 2026 04:09 PM (RIvkX) 254
249 I'm concerned (no, really, legit!) about this lefty plot to flip Texas. I think one reason they throw so much attention and money at it is they're forcing people to visualize it. It becomes more plausible as it stays in people's minds.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 01, 2026 04:08 PM (mmrXZ) ======== Blexas has been a thing for like a decade, and in that time, Texas has gone further to the right even with explosive growth in population from other states. Texas will probably go Democrat at some point. But it's a generation away and not 2026 with a weird freak like Talarico carrying the standard. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 04:09 PM (U/fqy) 255
Knowing they landed in Saudi Arabia, can't blame them for being suspicious of everything after what happened: ------------------------- Suprvirat @MostlyKohli · 6h I'm gonna tell my kids, this is what humanity looks like 🚨 - When the plane landed, a man came to take Captain Smit Machchhar - All four Israeli heroes didn't let him go - They wanted him to be handed over only to the police and officials - They didn't trust anyone else - When that man started arguing, they said “We're guarding our pilot” - Doctor Shota asked that man for paracetamol because Smit's head was aching - Smit was thinking he wouldn't survive but the doctor kept motivating him and telling him that everything would be fine - When the officials came, they finally handed him over to them - While going back, Smit kept staring at them - One of the passengers felt that he was proudly watching them because they stood by him Posted by: beckster at October 01, 2026 04:09 PM (kX27y) 256
How many years ago were people saying the same thing about some Democrat in California?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia ========= California rarely if ever had a GOP majority in the Assembly from the 60's onward and Richard Nixon lost the governorship to Brown I in 1962. California and Texas are not alike in culture and voting even back in the 1960's and people need to quit applying analogies where they don't fit. California was always a state of liberal GOP 'progressive" members going back to Hiram Johnson and I cannot think of a prominent conservative governor outside of Reagan and that 'conservative' governor signed one of the most broad abortion bills every passed before Roe v. Wade. Texas had a very different history, barely voting for Eisenhower, then moving to Kennedy and Johnson, then Nixon winning comfortably and gradually lost to the Democrats like most of the solid south. But they were by and large conservative Democrats that had lost all power in the Dem caucus and national party by the time after Carter. Posted by: whig at October 01, 2026 04:10 PM (E4rtv) 257
253 I would never comment at a blog where they would let someone like me comment.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 01, 2026 04:09 PM (RIvkX) ======= SF confirmed to be about 150 years old and Groucho Marx. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 04:10 PM (U/fqy) 258
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 01, 2026 04:08 PM (mmrXZ)
Without the cheat or the R dumping the race last minute, it ain't happening. Posted by: ... at October 01, 2026 04:10 PM (enkoP) 259
here now we have math in an other wise disjointed thread
Posted by: what the cat drug in at October 01, 2026 04:10 PM (jrgJz) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 01, 2026 04:10 PM (eRlcH) 261
Don't make a maniac out of me.
Posted by: Babs at October 01, 2026 04:00 PM (enkoP) That would be a waste of good compost. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 01, 2026 04:11 PM (4znQE) 262
I think they're trying to make Baalarico a national figure and you can't do that if he's behind.
Posted by: ... at October 01, 2026 04:11 PM (enkoP) Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at October 01, 2026 04:11 PM (BEOIm) 264
_________
I ain't got no problem getting pimped out. Depends on the vig, though. Everyone has their price .... Posted by: Elric The Blade --- A true lawyer speaks Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 01, 2026 04:11 PM (+UcOf) 265
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"I just got here from California and I think Talarico is just what Texas needs!" Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 01, 2026 04:10 PM (eRlcH) = "I hate Democrats with a fire in me unrivaled by the hottest pits of hell." -the next five immigrants to Texas from California Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 04:11 PM (U/fqy) 266
255 Knowing they landed in Saudi Arabia, can't blame them for being suspicious of everything after what happened:
------------------------- Suprvirat @MostlyKohli · 6h I'm gonna tell my kids, this is what humanity looks like 🚨 - When the plane landed, a man came to take Captain Smit Machchhar - All four Israeli heroes didn't let him go - They wanted him to be handed over only to the police and officials - They didn't trust anyone else - When that man started arguing, they said “We're guarding our pilot” - Doctor Shota asked that man for paracetamol because Smit's head was aching - Smit was thinking he wouldn't survive but the doctor kept motivating him and telling him that everything would be fine - When the officials came, they finally handed him over to them - While going back, Smit kept staring at them - One of the passengers felt that he was proudly watching them because they stood by him Posted by: beckster at October 01, 2026 04:09 PM (kX27y) Wow. Posted by: m at October 01, 2026 04:12 PM (odBC9) 267
Rev. Babs Miller? LOLOL
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 01, 2026 04:12 PM (qBdHI) 268
262 I think they're trying to make Baalarico a national figure and you can't do that if he's behind.
Posted by: ... at October 01, 2026 04:11 PM (enkoP) ==== Gotta have the next great white hope lined up when Buttigieg and then Ossoff fail to get any traction anywhere at the national stage. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 04:12 PM (U/fqy) 269
"I hate Democrats with a fire in me unrivaled by the hottest pits of hell." -the next five immigrants to Texas from California Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 04:11 PM (U/fqy) ___________ Just like Colorado. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 01, 2026 04:12 PM (eRlcH) 270
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"I just got here from California and I think Talarico is just what Texas needs!" Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh --- Yup, that boy's gonna carry Austin. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 01, 2026 04:12 PM (+UcOf) 271
250 I’ma lesbian trapped in a man’s body. Just not as petty, hateful, or jealous of other women as most lesbos are.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at October 01, 2026 04:08 PM (HM8cG) Me too! Only my penetrative unit is organically grown and permanently attached since birth... Posted by: Don't question my identity, bigot! at October 01, 2026 04:12 PM (TbWk/) 272
The posters here that live in TX, is Talarico's sexual weirdness coming through to rank and file voters? Or is it just some baby faced pretend moderate Democrat versus a GOP "home wrecker"?
Posted by: Leupold at October 01, 2026 04:13 PM (5Yriw) 273
Funny how Babs can't believe in the virgin birth but swears that biological men can have periods.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at October 01, 2026 04:13 PM (bNf8H) 274
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"I hate Democrats with a fire in me unrivaled by the hottest pits of hell." -the next five immigrants to Texas from California Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 04:11 PM (U/fqy) ___________ Just like Colorado. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 01, 2026 04:12 PM (eRlcH) ======== The immigration into Colorado is materially different from the immigration created by the Great Migration in 2020. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 04:13 PM (U/fqy) 275
I think they're trying to make Baalarico a national figure and you can't do that if he's behind.
Posted by: ... at October 01, 2026 04:11 PM (enkoP) ==== Gotta have the next great white hope lined up when Buttigieg and then Ossoff fail to get any traction anywhere at the national stage. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 04:12 PM (U/fqy) _________ "Those guys are fags" -- Pete Bootyjuice Posted by: Elric The Blade at October 01, 2026 04:13 PM (iFTx/) 276
TJM, I am very disappoint you didn't wear you pimp hat in your movie.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 01, 2026 04:13 PM (xg/DD) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 01, 2026 04:13 PM (+UcOf) 278
Blexas has been a thing for like a decade, and in that time, Texas has gone further to the right even with explosive growth in population from other states.
Texas will probably go Democrat at some point. But it's a generation away and not 2026 with a weird freak like Talarico carrying the standard. Posted by: TheJamesMadison ===== I actually think elections are not going to matter in the near future for a variety of reasons. The ruling class is going to be broken by the swirling global fiscal crisis which often is accompanied by war and what comes after is whoever's guess. I think Trump is trying to make sure that the Right survives the economic crash coming when the global markets go down. We are going to be back to having to make and market stuff ourselves rather than hiring it out or bringing in cheap labor from abroad. I think Japan's new leader is also battening down the hatches--note today's immigration crackdown with massive hikes in fees for immigrants. Posted by: whig at October 01, 2026 04:14 PM (E4rtv) 279
270 Yup, that boy's gonna carry Austin.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 01, 2026 04:12 PM (+UcOf) ======= The only reason Talarico won the primary was because Austin progressives (hate black women and don't think they are worthy of elected office) voted for him like North Koreans voting for Kim Jong Un. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 04:14 PM (U/fqy) 280
Why would we let a Muslim inside a cockpit of an airplane, much less be certified as a pilot?
By the way, I'd never let a trannie pilot a plane either. Both examples are mentally ill. Posted by: Crusader at October 01, 2026 04:14 PM (TN0g+) 281
ETV Bharat Dubai-Tel Aviv Flight: 'Captain Smit Machchhar Is A Hero'; Modi, Netanyahu, Trump Hail Indian Pilot For Averting Flydubai Hijack Attempt Posted by: m at October 01, 2026 04:14 PM (odBC9) 282
276 TJM, I am very disappoint you didn't wear you pimp hat in your movie.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 01, 2026 04:13 PM (xg/DD) ======= Heh. It's kid size. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 04:14 PM (U/fqy) 283
I've seen other posts saying the same thing. Paki with a UK passport. ------------------------------ Sameer Sharma @sameersharmaa · 2h Fly Dubai pilot is a Pakistani with European passport. Another feather headed into the cap of the Toxic neighbor. Confirmation awaited. Posted by: beckster at October 01, 2026 04:15 PM (kX27y) 284
In fact, I halfway suspect the whole Lindsay Clancy circus of being an op by the leaders on the Left to prepare their followers to accept Islamic restrictions on women, by making them look ridiculous to themselves.
Posted by: SciVo at October 01, 2026 04:15 PM (ke3zm) 285
So, the government can't even execute somebody properly?
Posted by: wth at October 01, 2026 04:15 PM (UjdFS) 286
Booty has a very suspect past like ofucko
Posted by: ... at October 01, 2026 04:16 PM (enkoP) 287
Just like Colorado.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh ======= Vote by mail, massive illegal influx, and druggies wanting cheap dope is what drove Colorado into the gutter. Urban shitholes are what drives Democrat capture of states and the Democrats seal their victory by cheat by mail voting. And notably all three run amuck in urban areas controlled by Dems. Posted by: whig at October 01, 2026 04:16 PM (E4rtv) 288
Buttigieg's father was a communist perfesser at Princeton?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 01, 2026 04:13 PM (+UcOf) Not sure of Princeton, but he was a commie and a professor. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 01, 2026 04:17 PM (jJdaW) 289
So, the government can't even execute somebody properly? Posted by: wth at October 01, 2026 04:15 PM (UjdFS) ___________ Should be privatized. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 01, 2026 04:17 PM (eRlcH) 290
Why would we let a Muslim inside a cockpit of an airplane, much less be certified as a pilot?
By the way, I'd never let a trannie pilot a plane either. Both examples are mentally ill. Posted by: Crusader at October 01, 2026 04:14 PM (TN0g+) Well, AirDubai is owned by the government of a muzzie country... Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 01, 2026 04:17 PM (4znQE) 291
Does October 1st have some signifence? We live two blocks from the the middle school. There are fire trucks blowing their horns, the students are hooting and hollering and loud music is blasting. Posted by: four seasons at October 01, 2026 04:17 PM (/QHx4) 292
Texas will probably go Democrat at some point. Posted by: TheJamesMadison ================ Yup. With any luck, some MCGA wackadoo will have gotten elected at that point. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 01, 2026 04:17 PM (mmrXZ) 293
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Wow. Amazing story of the courage of heroes, strength, and just the right people on that plane at the right time. God was in the cockpit with them. Prayers the pilot lives. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at October 01, 2026 04:17 PM (hzuYO) 294
I have no reason to engage in these foolish arguments. 2000 years of history compared to this persons farts whisper of a lifetime don't compare.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at October 01, 2026 04:17 PM (VQ7/I) 295
277 Buttigieg's father was a communist perfesser at Princeton?
Posted by: Braenyard ------- I think it was Notre Dame where he taught. Tells you how far that institution has fallen. Posted by: whig at October 01, 2026 04:18 PM (E4rtv) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 01, 2026 04:18 PM (eRlcH) 297
295 277 Buttigieg's father was a communist perfesser at Princeton?
Posted by: Braenyard ------- I think it was Notre Dame where he taught. Tells you how far that institution has fallen. Posted by: whig at October 01, 2026 04:18 PM (E4rtv) ======= Touchdown Jesus is disappointed. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 04:18 PM (U/fqy) 298
Everything about this guy and this subject just creeps me out.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at October 01, 2026 04:18 PM (2Ez/1) 299
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🚨NEW TEXAS POLL: Ken Paxton retakes his lead against James Talarico for the Texas Senate race, according to a major new poll commissioned by his campaign. Texas - 2026 Senate 🟥Ken Paxton 48% (+3) 🟦James Talarico 45% Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 03:37 PM That is a poll that the paxton campaign commissioned. Those don't count for either side IMO. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 01, 2026 04:18 PM (I43vL) 300
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Posted by: m at October 01, 2026 04:19 PM (odBC9) 301
@277 I think Buttigieg's father was a professor at Notre Dame. He was the head of the Antonio Gramsci society of America. Big fan of the Italian commie hero
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That is a poll that the paxton campaign commissioned. Those don't count for either side IMO. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 01, 2026 04:18 PM (I43vL) ======== You know what really doesn't count? Media polls whose summer polling is off by a dozen points every cycle. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 04:19 PM (U/fqy) 303
>>>I think Trump is trying to make sure that the Right survives the economic crash coming when the global markets go down. We are going to be back to having to make and market stuff ourselves rather than hiring it out or bringing in cheap labor from abroad.
I think Japan's new leader is also battening down the hatches--note today's immigration crackdown with massive hikes in fees for immigrants. Posted by: whig --- It's not that depressing, we're at the beginning of the 4th industrial revolution - birthing is always a bit painful. As far as Japan goes Takaichi Sanae said, they say Japan is stagnant, we are simply marking time while the western world destroys itself. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 01, 2026 04:19 PM (+UcOf) 304
297 295 277 Buttigieg's father was a communist perfesser at Princeton?
Posted by: Braenyard ------- I think it was Notre Dame where he taught. Tells you how far that institution has fallen. Posted by: whig at October 01, 2026 04:18 PM (E4rtv) ======= Touchdown Jesus is disappointed. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 04:18 PM (U/fqy) I've ridden on a bus past the touchdown Jesus and it's hilarious. Posted by: m at October 01, 2026 04:19 PM (odBC9) 305
Touchdown Jesus is disappointed.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison ======= Justice ACB taught law there. Tells you something about the law school as well. Posted by: whig at October 01, 2026 04:20 PM (E4rtv) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 01, 2026 04:20 PM (+UcOf) 307
Buttigieg's father was a professor at Notre Dame.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 01, 2026 04:20 PM (JrHfD) 308
"We have no way of knowing if Jesus really existed," the Rev. Babs Miller of St. Andrew's Presbyterian Church was caught saying on camera.
Somewhat close to blasphemy of the Holy Spirit, I think. Posted by: toby928(c) at October 01, 2026 04:21 PM (4NO2D) 309
As far as Japan goes Takaichi Sanae said, they say Japan is stagnant, we are simply marking time while the western world destroys itself. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 01, 2026 04:19 PM (+UcOf) ___________ 40 years ago, I was told Japan was going to eat America's lunch. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 01, 2026 04:21 PM (eRlcH) Posted by: Leupold at October 01, 2026 04:21 PM (5Yriw) 311
310 Polls are propaganda, but WTF is wrong with Texas?
That race shouldnt be even close. Posted by: Leupold at October 01, 2026 04:21 PM (5Yriw) ======= What tells you the race is close? Polling. Paxton is going to win by 9, like Cruz in 2024 over Allred. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 04:22 PM (U/fqy) 312
It's not that depressing, we're at the beginning of the 4th industrial revolution - birthing is always a bit painful.
As far as Japan goes Takaichi Sanae said, they say Japan is stagnant, we are simply marking time while the western world destroys itself. Posted by: Braenyard ====== I think the issue is China to the East rolling the dice before they fall into internal disorder and the rising Muslim threat of taking over the West. Would leave us isolated if we don't have Fortress America. And in a world of ICBMs, endless drones, etc. it will require pivoting toward US foreign policy around the turn of the century. Small army and marine corp, big air force, space force, and navy. Posted by: whig at October 01, 2026 04:23 PM (E4rtv) 313
Buttigieg's father was a professor at Notre Dame.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 01, 2026 04:20 PM (JrHfD) Professor of what? Social studies? Posted by: dantesed at October 01, 2026 04:23 PM (Oy/m2) 314
Nood
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 01, 2026 04:23 PM (RIvkX) Posted by: four seasons at October 01, 2026 04:23 PM (/QHx4) 316
>>Republicans are trying to portray them as wolves in sheep's clothing.
No they are by definition apostates and frauds. To be a Christian has a very finite and specific meaning. It is based on an immutable set of beliefs that every Christian sect maintains as its basis. We mostly disagree on practice. No credible Christian sect disagrees as to whether Christ lived. Nor do they question His divinity. “ But the cowardly, the unbelieving, the vile, the murderers, the sexually immoral, those who practice magic arts, the idolaters and all liars—they will be consigned to the fiery lake of burning sulfur. This is the second death.”” Revelation 21:8 Posted by: Marcus T at October 01, 2026 04:23 PM (rkCBr) 317
310 Polls are propaganda, but WTF is wrong with Texas?
That race shouldnt be even close. Posted by: Leupold --- You contradict yourself. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 01, 2026 04:23 PM (+UcOf) 318
If you've been to a TXMoMe you know that there are in fact, "shirts".
Posted by: lin-duh at October 01, 2026 04:00 PM And Horse Trailers. Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 01, 2026 04:24 PM (0sNs1) 319
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To be a Christian has a very finite and specific meaning. It is based on an immutable set of beliefs that every Christian sect maintains as its basis. We mostly disagree on practice. No credible Christian sect disagrees as to whether Christ lived. Nor do they question His divinity. “ But the cowardly, the unbelieving, the vile, the murderers, the sexually immoral, those who practice magic arts, the idolaters and all liars—they will be consigned to the fiery lake of burning sulfur. This is the second death.”” Revelation 21:8 Posted by: Marcus T --- Hey, yo Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 01, 2026 04:25 PM (+UcOf) 320
Somewhat close to blasphemy of the Holy Spirit, I think.
Posted by: toby928(c) She is lying. Josephus mentions Jesus, so does Tacitus after the fact. Then you also have the disciples who went to their deaths willingly as martyrs. They would not have done that for a fake religion. She is full of shit and making up her own religion is why she wants to cast doubt on Christ. In her demented view, we are all Christ without all that judgment on sinning rather than we should all try to emulate Christ as best that we can and the Bible tells us exactly how to do that. Posted by: whig at October 01, 2026 04:26 PM (E4rtv) 321
That crash Ace hears is the shelves falling. Again.
Posted by: From about That Time at October 01, 2026 04:31 PM (sl73Y) 322
The AoSHQ is filled with collegial, collaborative, and respectful posters Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at October 01, 2026 04:03 PM (xg/DD) How dare you. Take that shit back. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 01, 2026 04:43 PM (y9nCu) 323
She is full of shit and making up her own religion is why she wants to cast doubt on Christ. In her demented view, we are all Christ without all that judgment on sinning rather than we should all try to emulate Christ as best that we can and the Bible tells us exactly how to do that. Posted by: whig at October 01, 2026 04:26 PM (E4rtv) This is the heart of progressive Christianity and the "deconstruction movement," which is tearing down the tenets of the Christian faith to make it "palatable" to the masses. Exactly what you wrote above. This teachers obviously did not read Matthew 18:6 and take it to heart. Someone is fashioning a lot of millstones up in heaven, in preparation for the judgment. Posted by: moki at October 01, 2026 04:51 PM (wLjpr) 324
No Blaster? How about me? I can't take rejection again.
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