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The Morning Report — 10/1 /26

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Good morning kids. Obviously the big story of the day is the thwarting of a mass religious experience of peace love and understanding by the Religion of Peace ™

After attacking the pilot of a Tel Aviv bound airliner out of Dubai, the copilot was intent on nosediving the plane into the heart of Tel Aviv. But somehow the grievously wounded pilot managed to fight back and along with several incredibly brave passengers wrested control from the Muslim beast and averted a mass casualty slaughter.

The pilot who was repeatedly stabbed by his co-pilot during Wednesday’s attempted terror attack aboard a flight bound for Israel has been identified as Indian national Smit Machchhar — and accounts emerging from the aircraft credit his fight for control with helping alert passengers to the danger unfolding inside the cockpit.

Machchhar, a veteran pilot with nearly 10,000 hours of flight experience, was flying Flydubai Flight FZ1073 from Dubai to Tel Aviv when the Omani first officer allegedly attacked him with a knife and attempted to seize control of the Boeing 737 MAX 8.

The aircraft eventually landed safely in Tabuk, Saudi Arabia, but Machchhar was seriously injured and rushed to a hospital after the emergency landing.

Muslim Pilot ‘Tried to Do 9/11’ and Kill a Planeload of Israelis . . . He didn’t reckon, however, on the indomitable spirit of the passengers.

By now, the whole world knows, as the New York Post reported Wednesday, that “an Israel-bound passenger plane pilot was reportedly stabbed several times by the jet’s co-pilot in the cockpit — and the terrifying scenes caused the aircraft to plunge almost 20,000 feet in minutes, sparking fears of a ‘terrorist attack in mid-air.’”

The passenger plane pilot who was stabbed was an Indian national, Captain Smit Machchhar; his co-pilot was an Omani Muslim who had evidently decided that a plane full of Israelis gave him a marvelous opportunity to wage jihad for the sake of Allah. This sort of thing was bound to happen sooner or later, and will almost certainly happen again. After all, the Qur’an repeatedly directs Muslims to “kill them wherever you find them.” (2:191, 4:89, 4:91, cf. 9:5) Regarding the Jews, it says: “You will find the Jews and the idolaters the most vehement of mankind in hostility to those who believe” (5:82), and demonizes them relentlessly in numerous other passages.

Add to all that the fact that the Islamic jihad against Israel is worldwide. Numerous Islamic jihad groups have called for the murder of Jews all over the world. It’s noteworthy that the pilot who attempted this aerial jihad was Omani. Oman is not often heard from in connection with jihad, and many assume that the Muslims there are “moderates.” The jihad, however, is universal. In fact, when a Muslim land is attacked, Islamic theology holds that defensive jihad is obligatory upon every Muslim worldwide. And many Muslim authorities consider the very existence of Israel to constitute the attack of a Muslim land.


Hey, I ain't no crack historian like Victor Davis Hanson or Robert Spencer, but I had no idea that Houston Tx was a Muslim land?!

Two teenagers have been arrested in different US states over a plot to carry out a mass-casualty attack against Congregation Beth Israel, a synagogue (pictured above) in Houston, Texas.

Angelina Han Hicks, 18, of Lexington, North Carolina, and a 16-year-old boy from the Houston area were arrested and charged. Hicks allegedly conspired with two people identified only by their first names, “Angel” and “Teegan,” to “kill as many Jews as possible” by driving a vehicle through a congregation at the synagogue, the oldest in Texas.

And just as a gentle reminder as if any of you need it, the trolls notwithstanding, this is the most well-informed readership anywhere on the internet, or anywhere in general, given the nature of Islam and their extremely dangerous allies of convenience the anti-American American Left, we are all JOOZ now!

That's why this strikes me initially as rather humorous .

The Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC), a terrorist organization formally belonging to the Iranian armed forces, published a 26-page open letter to the American people on Tuesday inviting Americans to visit the Strait of Hormuz, insisting “death to America” did not mean Iran wished death on America, and suggesting the September 11, 2001, jihadist attacks were a “false-flag operation.”

Yes and the Democrats don't really support the Democrat Socialists of America, either. just a false flag op!

But in point of fact everything that the Democrat Party has done over the past 200 years, given the death, dislocation, dissolution and wastage of life and human potential of all of its policies, and that they have never embraced America as founded and have done their damndest to overthrow the American revolution and replace it with a tyrannical dictatorship of its own design with them in control in perpetuity (Heh, just like Islam!), the Mullahs ripped off the slogan DEATH TO AMERICA from the Democrat Party. That's why what this Islamic savage belched up is kind of chuckle-worthy in a bitterly ironic way.

The Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) wrote a 26-page letter to the American people on Tuesday, urging them to vote for Democrats in the midterms. 

And that is what I believe is called the clincher.

It should be noted that the term “fifth column” has been weaponized in the past against minority populations such as the Japanese, who were interred during World War II, as well as against Americans of German descent during both world wars. Nevertheless, documented foreign influence operations, a court-tested organization with ties to a terrorism financing case, and a $591 million CCP-adjacent funding network are not manufactured; they are in the public record as cited in this article.

The most defensible version of the premise that drove this article’s analysis is narrower than “a fifth column” and broader than nothing: several distinct domestic and foreign-linked networks have documented, sometimes overlapping records of hostility to American constitutional order. At least one of them (CCP united front and IRGC-linked operations) meets the term’s original meaning, and at least two more (the CAIR/Muslim Brotherhood cluster and the Singham-funded left ecosystem) have court records, government designations, or congressional financial tails that go well beyond ordinary political disagreement. What is not yet documented is a unified command linking them together.

And this makes me say hallelujah .

Ron DeSantis, Florida Cabinet Declare CAIR, Muslim Brotherhood, and Antifa as Terrorist Groups “The designations will also apply to more than 90 organizations already listed as foreign terrorist organizations by the U.S. government, including the Venezuelan gang Tren de Aragua, two Mexican drug cartels and Iran’s Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps.”

Yes he has some baggage, but America can do a lot worse than Meatball Ron, but I would enthusiastically cheer on his first and then his second Swearing-in ceremonies as POTUS. I don't mean 2028 but sometime down the road, '32, '36..'40?` should I live that long. But cheer him on I will...

AM Yisroel Chai and God Bless America!

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1 first.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 01, 2026 07:27 AM (I43vL)

2 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at October 01, 2026 07:27 AM (NcvvS)

3 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 01, 2026 07:28 AM (u82oZ)

4 Yonder Horde

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 01, 2026 07:28 AM (RORbl)

5 "CNN: Investigators across the Middle East are trying to find out why a pilot allegedly stabbed his captain and tried to seize control of a Dubai-to-Tel Aviv flight."

We may never know why this poor disturbed man allegedly stabbed his captain and may have tried to land the plane in a forceful manner.

Posted by: fd at October 01, 2026 07:33 AM (MWfyi)

6 Good morning again dear morons and happy birthday JJ

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 01, 2026 07:33 AM (RIvkX)

7 That plumber had only 13 seconds to save the plane from crashing.

More good news is the tail did not fall off. That pull out was well beyond the design strength of the Boeing 737airframe.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 01, 2026 07:36 AM (u82oZ)

8
The Leftist Lawyer has some stupid bullshit context to put you about the attempted Dubai airliner hijacking.

https://instapundit.com/826361/#disqus_thread


These idiots...so proud that they're so stupid.

"Yes, of course, BUT-" is their mightiest weapon.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 01, 2026 07:37 AM (YSUhf)

9 Madami's anti semetism initiative is pure fakery. "NY Post" editorial:

https://tinyurl.com/55bhkcr5

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 01, 2026 07:37 AM (JrHfD)

10 Thank you JJ.

That attempted hijacking story is scary (the copilot??) and inspiring (the response) and also not surprising at all. Their blood lust is insatiable… demonic.

If the IRGC open support of democrats doesn’t hurt them in the midterms then I despair…. It’d be like Hitler asking Americans to vote for a peace party candidate in 1944. Did a peace party candidate even exist in 1944? I have no idea…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 01, 2026 07:39 AM (j8E+e)

11 I was heartened in hearing how Netanyahu greeted the hero of the plane, and also that the planes occupants were singing patriotic songs.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 01, 2026 07:40 AM (JrHfD)

12 An awful lot of good decision and the heroics of multiple people led to that plane landing safely.
All in a short amount of time.

Reward the heroes, and then ...

What to do? What can be done?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 01, 2026 07:40 AM (u82oZ)

13 Oooops. Rerun.

The Leftist Lawyer has some stupid bullshit context to put you about the attempted Dubai airliner hijacking.

https://instapundit.com/826361/#disqus_thread


These idiots...so proud that they're so stupid.

"Yes, of course, BUT-" is their mightiest weapon.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 01, 2026 07:40 AM (YSUhf)

14 10 If the IRGC open support of democrats doesn’t hurt them in the midterms then I despair…. It’d be like Hitler asking Americans to vote for a peace party candidate in 1944. Did a peace party candidate even exist in 1944? I have no idea…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 01, 2026 07:39 AM (j8E+e)


Was supposed to be Edith Keeler, until Jim Kirk schtupped her and changed history!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 01, 2026 07:41 AM (x0n13)

15 The EEOC alleges Mercy Health sidelined, then fired, a Jewish surgeon after antisemitic remarks “flooded” his workplace following the Hamas attack.
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Jewish doctors and patients were excluded from Germany's health care system (which was state-run) in 1936.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 01, 2026 07:41 AM (RIvkX)

16 Heh, that's rich

The Democratic Party has the enthusiastic support of the murderous islamic regime

Posted by: Don Black at October 01, 2026 07:41 AM (ZxPkt)

17 Good Morning.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 01, 2026 07:41 AM (1IhIV)

18 Thank you, JJ! You're the best!

" we are all JOOZ now!"
I've known that for a long, long time now ... 'bout time everyone else gets it in their soul.

wonder what happened to all the literature of the Before Time that I read in high school (&subsequently) that was honest about the Holocaust and / or sympathetic towards Israel?
Do I have the last copies in existence of Treblinka? The Source? Mila 18, Exodus, so many others?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 01, 2026 07:42 AM (VyBeY)

19 We're at the beginning of WW111 but nobody seems to give a shit so I say let it all burn.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at October 01, 2026 07:42 AM (VQ7/I)

20 Good morning fellow morons; happy October the oneth.
If you know someone who is starting to slip into dementia or a related brain malady, try to arrange a get together of his/her close friends so that they can all let the afflicted one KNOW that they are loved. Do it sooner rather than later because later the lights may be on but no one is home.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at October 01, 2026 07:43 AM (JNTt1)

21
Hakeem Jeffries and the Supreme Leader
For A Brighter Tomorrow

Posted by: Don Black at October 01, 2026 07:44 AM (ZxPkt)

22 Prolapse Paul!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 01, 2026 07:44 AM (1IhIV)

23 >>That pull out was well beyond the design strength of the Boeing 737airframe.

If it was well beyond the design strength, wouldn't the aircraft have come apart?

Posted by: one hour sober at October 01, 2026 07:44 AM (J4Dwc)

24 Dang! If only there was some kind of book out there that predicted all this stuff. Then maybe I could be ready for the troubled times.

Sigh....

Posted by: Will Robinson at October 01, 2026 07:44 AM (rje/a)

25 The Islamist Omani pilot... IIRC Oman isn't really onboard with the war against Iran. The two countries have, off and on, worked at similar ends to wrest control of Hormuz from the US. Oman even had their own "toll booth" scam ready to go at one point.

I'd bet good money the terrorist/pilot was sympathetic to Iran's plight.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 01, 2026 07:45 AM (RORbl)

26
Do I have the last copies in existence of Treblinka? The Source? Mila 18, Exodus, so many others?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 01, 2026 07:42 AM (VyBeY)


QB VII. Which is based on a libel case involving Exodus.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 01, 2026 07:45 AM (eRlcH)

27 Was supposed to be Edith Keeler, until Jim Kirk schtupped her and changed history!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 01, 2026 07:41 AM (x0n13)

Ha! That was a great episode. Edith wasn’t as hot as that green alien…

I actually looked it up and there was a peace candidate in 1944: Norman Thomas… and he was (of course) running as a socialist. There is nothing new under the sun

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 01, 2026 07:45 AM (j8E+e)

28 Troll must make sense in Urdu or Dari.

English is hard.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 01, 2026 07:45 AM (RIvkX)

29 I love the smell of banhammer ozone in the morning.

Posted by: Col Kilgore at October 01, 2026 07:45 AM (Q+gd/)

30 “Whoever speaks on their own does so to gain personal glory, but he who seeks the glory of the one who sent him is a man of truth; there is nothing false about him.”

John 7:18

Posted by: Marcus T at October 01, 2026 07:45 AM (04KGT)

31
"I just wanna get my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames."

-Jim Morrison

Posted by: Don Black at October 01, 2026 07:47 AM (ZxPkt)

32 one hour sober

Because a) Act of God, B) the workers at Boeing did great work. There was an extra bit of tolerance on top of the design strength.

Kinda like test depth on a submarine. If well constructed and maintained, a submarine can go past that, for a bit.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 01, 2026 07:48 AM (u82oZ)

33 from the hijacking coverage:
"Hashem performed an unprecedented miracle today."
Amen!

"7 That plumber had only 13 seconds to save the plane from crashing.

More good news is the tail did not fall off. That pull out was well beyond the design strength of the Boeing 737airframe.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 01, 2026 07:36 AM (u82oZ) "

I saw a pic that seemed to show damage / distortion in the rudder area. Still impressive! Way Impressive!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 01, 2026 07:48 AM (VyBeY)

34 sock_rat_eez

Got those and more in my bookshelf.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 01, 2026 07:49 AM (u82oZ)

35 If it was well beyond the design strength, wouldn't the aircraft have come apart?
Posted by: one hour sober at October 01, 2026 07:44 AM (J4Dwc)
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The rudder was damaged.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 01, 2026 07:49 AM (RIvkX)

36 Why any person who identifies as a Christian pastor ( And yes, I understand they are "woke") would marry two people who identify as Satanists is beyond my comprehension.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 01, 2026 07:49 AM (JrHfD)

37 yup! thanks H7!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 01, 2026 07:50 AM (VyBeY)

38 Do I have the last copies in existence of Treblinka? The Source? Mila 18, Exodus, so many others?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 01, 2026 07:42 AM (VyBeY)“

Most often repeated refrain in history:

“Yet there arose a wicked and perverse generation, which walked not in the ways of the Lord.”

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 01, 2026 07:51 AM (slH4t)

39 good to know, NaCly! maybe they will be read again, someday!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 01, 2026 07:51 AM (VyBeY)

40 Good morning JJ and horde

Posted by: Skip at October 01, 2026 07:51 AM (TY6j5)

41 sock_rat_eez

Part of the rudder failed, and flew off the airplane.

The best pilots dream about being skilled enough to pull a safe landing like this off.

Would be an interesting simulation for re-qualifying 737 pilots. I wonder what the success rate would be.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 01, 2026 07:52 AM (u82oZ)

42 35 If it was well beyond the design strength, wouldn't the aircraft have come apart?
Posted by: one hour sober at October 01, 2026 07:44 AM (J4Dwc)
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The rudder was damaged.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 01, 2026 07:49 AM (RIvkX)

And engineers like to underpromise and overdeliver...

Posted by: Nova Local at October 01, 2026 07:54 AM (tOcjL)

43
36 Why any person who identifies as a Christian pastor ( And yes, I understand they are "woke") would marry two people who identify as Satanists is beyond my comprehension.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 01, 2026 07:49 AM (JrHfD)

Very easy to comprehend, actually. It’s because that “minister” is in fact a satanist themselves, whose only true goal is to rip the Church to shreds from the inside, through false doctrine, Godless teaching, and Apostasy.

That’s the only true goal of Talerico, his “church”, and its “ministers”. They are the ravenous wolves in sheep’s clothing we were warned about.

They are demonic apostles, led by demons.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 01, 2026 07:56 AM (slH4t)

44 "Would be an interesting simulation for re-qualifying 737 pilots. I wonder what the success rate would be.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 01, 2026 07:52 AM (u82oZ) "

one way to find out, just do it! great idea!
it would put the Kobayashi Maru question to shame!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 01, 2026 07:56 AM (VyBeY)

45 Is The GOP Failing To Sell Trump’s Economic Gains? I&I/TIPP Poll

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Well, that would require the GOP to actual do anything to counter the endless stream of lies and extremism coming from the left. I can't comment on every race going on throughout the country, but the GOP has a wealth of material to slam Democrats and Democrat candidates with. Are they using it? For example, is Paxton running constant ads of Talafreako's own words to show Texans his hard left, and quite creepy, extremism?

For reasons I'll never understand, the left fight like saber toothed tigers shredding apart a bloody carcass. The right fights like -- ah, hell, in an overall sense, they don't fight.

Oh, and if we're lucky enough to keep the Senate, Thune needs to be jettisoned pronto. Nobody more useless in this stinking party...

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 01, 2026 07:57 AM (qBdHI)

46 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at October 01, 2026 07:57 AM (nZ6VT)

47 Because didn't the Satanists have any fellow Satanists who could perform the wedding for them? . You don't have to have a clergy person in many states ( all?) to officiate at a wedding service. I hope the woman who did this is behind in actual polls and loses her election.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 01, 2026 07:57 AM (JrHfD)

48 Ha! That was a great episode. Edith wasn’t as hot as that green alien…

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I believe that was Susan Oliver.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 01, 2026 07:59 AM (qBdHI)

49 Yep. The commie church op seems to have had success unfortunately.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 01, 2026 07:59 AM (1IhIV)

50
The People's Republic of China is 77 years old today.

It has murdered more people than did the two world wars in the 35 years preceding it.

Pray it dies from natural causes soon.

Posted by: Auspex at October 01, 2026 08:00 AM (Y8DZL)

51 Truly, God was watching over that flight!

Good morning, Horde!

Got a video-call interview around lunchtime, so prayers during that time would be greatly appreciated. If it's right, let it go smoothly, if it's wrong, let it be clear to me, and either way, let the feedback come quickly. May God make it so.

I'm off to do my morning walk, and before the interview I'm going to the barbershop if I can get in as soon as they open (if not, at least on video calls the hair looks more managed than it is and I can go afterwards).

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at October 01, 2026 08:00 AM (aJQbY)

52 Posted by: Tom Servo at October 01, 2026 07:56 AM (slH4t

I don't know enough about her theology to ascertain what the rest of her beliefs are, but it was a stupid and evil decision. Anyway, I'm sure Satanists have someone who identifies as clergy who do this sort of thing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 01, 2026 08:00 AM (JrHfD)

53 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 01, 2026 08:01 AM (ccf/V)

54 There's this odd event happening where this stuff is falling from the sky.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 01, 2026 08:02 AM (ccf/V)

55 The Democratic Party has the enthusiastic support of the murderous islamic regime

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That would make some great commercials for any enterprising, right leaning PAC right about now.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 01, 2026 08:02 AM (qBdHI)

56 Hey, I ain't no crack historian like Victor Davis Hanson or Robert Spencer, but I had no idea that Houston Tx was a Muslim land?!


islham spreads like an airborne virus that's out of control until someone decides it's important to stop it. So far, there are very few politicians willing to do so.


Know islham, no peace.

No islham, know peace.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 01, 2026 08:03 AM (ccf/V)

57 I don't like it when the LATimes crossword has clues related to faggotry or islam

1 across, 4 spaces

'pride letters'

Posted by: Don Black at October 01, 2026 08:03 AM (ZxPkt)

58 Oh for fuck's sake, forget it.

Posted by: one hour sober at October 01, 2026 08:03 AM (J4Dwc)

59 How did the copilot manage to get a knife through security?

Posted by: I gotta ask at October 01, 2026 08:04 AM (2Ez/1)

60 The People's Republic of China is 77 years old today.

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It's very tragic it's lastest this long. Mao is certainly ranked near the top of one of the most evil men to ever have walked the earth in our modern times.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 01, 2026 08:04 AM (qBdHI)

61 Posted by: one hour sober at October 01, 2026 08:03 AM (J4Dwc)

Forget what?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 01, 2026 08:04 AM (JrHfD)

62 Hey, I ain't no crack historian like Victor Davis Hanson or Robert Spencer, but I had no idea that Houston Tx was a Muslim land?!

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Jr. Black flies to Houston for business a lot. He seems them all over. I fear that they are becoming dangerously entrenched in TX. Like many other places in this country.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 01, 2026 08:06 AM (qBdHI)

63 >That would make some great commercials for any enterprising, right leaning PAC right about now.

Posted by: Lady in Black
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You would think
the Republican side of things has no instinct for the jugular, unlike their opponents

Posted by: Don Black at October 01, 2026 08:06 AM (ZxPkt)

64 Gosh, my typos are all over the place this morning! Grr.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 01, 2026 08:07 AM (qBdHI)

65 43, endorsed.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 01, 2026 08:07 AM (VyBeY)

66 Pray it dies from natural causes a holy fire soon.

Posted by: Auspex at October 01, 2026 08:00 AM (Y8DZL)
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Friendly suggestion.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 01, 2026 08:08 AM (RIvkX)

67 Imagine if that was a female DEI-hire pilot.

Although now that I type this, I think I should be fair about it. Some big 280 pound Shamiqua pilot might put up a pretty good fight and be so loud that the hijacker might have chosen to jump from the plane just to escape her screeching.

Posted by: Reality at October 01, 2026 08:08 AM (DQiGk)

68 >How did the copilot manage to get a knife through security?

Posted by: I gotta ask
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probably he was exempt from screening, due to his 'trusted position' as an airline pilot

Posted by: Don Black at October 01, 2026 08:08 AM (ZxPkt)

69 islham spreads like an airborne virus that's out of control until someone decides it's important to stop it. So far, there are very few politicians willing to do so.

The US doesn't have politicians, it has feckless, morally bankrupt, cowardly, profoundly corrupt grifters.

Posted by: Community Notes at October 01, 2026 08:08 AM (pUU4E)

70 How did the copilot manage to get a knife through security?
Posted by: I gotta ask at October 01, 2026 08:04 AM (2Ez/1)



The dude yesterday said it was an ax.

But, knowing now it was all an Israeli op, everything is fine.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 01, 2026 08:09 AM (ccf/V)

71 Some big 280 pound Shamiqua pilot might put up a pretty good fight...

Plus all of that fat is like Kevlar to knife attacks.

Posted by: Community Notes at October 01, 2026 08:10 AM (pUU4E)

72 "the Republican side of things has no instinct for the jugular, unlike their opponents"

the "honest" ones don't believe we are at war, the rest are on the enemy payroll.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 01, 2026 08:11 AM (VyBeY)

73 > How did the copilot manage to get a knife through security?
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For one... it's not the US. I've no idea if Dubai even has security, of any kind. If it does, it can't be any more of a farce than TSA.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 01, 2026 08:12 AM (RORbl)

74 what SFp said! soon!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 01, 2026 08:12 AM (VyBeY)

75 Some big 280 pound Shamiqua pilot might put up a pretty good fight...



https://shorturl.fm/JpXuk

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 01, 2026 08:12 AM (ccf/V)

76 You would think the Republican side of things has no instinct for the jugular, unlike their opponents

If you look closely, it seems the only politicians of either party who make a lot of noise about any cause, are young women, and their strong activism is only for a few days each month.

Posted by: Community Notes at October 01, 2026 08:13 AM (9Hs2w)

77 One thing the plane incident did show us - there has to be a way for someone in the back of the plane to open the cockpit, even if we norms never know about it...

You can't rely on the miraculous (that the stabbed pilot has just enough strength left to click it open)...

I know we changed the cockpit door thing b/c of 9/11...but now we probably need a change again b/c of this, b/c it's easier to take over a cockpit as a single terrorist than a whole plane b/c passenengers are no longer sheep, so it's 1 vs 1 or 1 vs 100...and I'll take the latter...

Posted by: Nova Local at October 01, 2026 08:14 AM (tOcjL)

78 If you look closely, it seems the only politicians of either party who make a lot of noise about any cause, are young women, and their strong activism is only for a few days each month.
Posted by: Community Notes at October 01, 2026 08:13 AM (9Hs2w)



PERIOD!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 01, 2026 08:14 AM (ccf/V)

79 47 Because didn't the Satanists have any fellow Satanists who could perform the wedding for them? . You don't have to have a clergy person in many states ( all?) to officiate at a wedding service. I hope the woman who did this is behind in actual polls and loses her election.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 01, 2026 07:57 AM (JrHfD)

Because keeping your themselves is the goal of them or their master. Their goal is to oppose, infiltrate, and attempt to destroy God’s church in any way possible, they work at it every day.

They are not “normal” human beings, never let your self slide into that lazy way of thinking. They are dedicated agents of Evil, every hour of every day.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 01, 2026 08:14 AM (slH4t)

80 I fear that they are becoming dangerously entrenched in TX. Like many other places in this country.

Posted by: Lady in Black at October 01, 2026 08:06 AM (qBdHI)

I'm at the southern end of what could be considered Northern Virginia.

Here, it's extremely common to see women walking or jogging at nearly every hour of the day.

Nearly all of the white women are walking dogs.
Nearly all of the Muslim women are pushing strollers.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 01, 2026 08:14 AM (gLYp7)

81 We need common sense airplane terrorist control NOW!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 01, 2026 08:15 AM (ccf/V)

82
Communist Cuba is 67 years old and dead, the rotting corpse being picked over by the evil heirs.

Posted by: Auspex at October 01, 2026 08:15 AM (Y8DZL)

83 Joining my friends at the IRGC, I too endorse the Democrat ticket!

Look for the "D"!

Posted by: Satan at October 01, 2026 08:15 AM (dqXnu)

84 Communist Cuba is 67 years old and dead, the rotting corpse being picked over by the evil heirs.

Posted by: Auspex at October 01, 2026 08:15 AM (Y8DZL)



Everything in Cuba will be JUST FINE.

Saudi Arabia is building a $9m mosque there.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 01, 2026 08:16 AM (ccf/V)

85 Do airlines have Fat DEI hires? I would guess there are weight restrictions in order to be fit into the seat and also that you have to actually have a pilots license and some time flying in order to be a commercial pilot. .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 01, 2026 08:16 AM (JrHfD)

86 >>One thing the plane incident did show us - there has to be a way for someone in the back of the plane to open the cockpit, even if we norms never know about it...

There is

Posted by: one hour sober at October 01, 2026 08:16 AM (J4Dwc)

87
31
"I just wanna get my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames."

-Jim Morrison

Posted by: Don Black at October 01, 2026 07:47 AM (ZxPkt)


Ol' Jimbo was interred in Paris in a graveyard that hosts several once important folk and artists.

One of my favorite things we saw while there was-

An very old, ragged, dirty, and drugged up looking hippie, who had climbed the fence around Jimbo's mausoleum and was laying against it, listening to "Light My Fire" and weeping piteously.

Sadly hilarious.

and a great summing up of the Flower Power Generation.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 01, 2026 08:16 AM (YSUhf)

88 There are over 330 mosques in Texas.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 01, 2026 08:16 AM (ccf/V)

89 The only good thing about the Moslems in Houston is that the Mexicans who increasingly run the city don’t like them any more than the rest of us do.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 01, 2026 08:18 AM (slH4t)

90 An very old, ragged, dirty, and drugged up looking hippie, who had climbed the fence around Jimbo's mausoleum and was laying against it, listening to "Light My Fire" and weeping piteously.

Sadly hilarious.

and a great summing up of the Flower Power Generation.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 01, 2026 08:16 AM (YSUhf)



I've been a fan of a lot of things throughout my life. Nothing ever made me act like this.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 01, 2026 08:18 AM (ccf/V)

91 Sadly hilarious.

and a great summing up of the Flower Power Generation.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 01, 2026 08:16 AM (YSUhf)
====

Thanks for sharing and not laughing uproariously as I likely would have.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 01, 2026 08:18 AM (RIvkX)

92 America, join us in MAID! Vote Democrat!

Posted by: Prime Minister Carney at October 01, 2026 08:19 AM (dqXnu)

93 One thing the plane incident did show us - there has to be a way for someone in the back of the plane to open the cockpit, even if we norms never know about it...


We've known that since Airplane!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 01, 2026 08:19 AM (nZ6VT)

94 The russians tried to build some shit in cuba and kennedy didn't like it. Look where that got him.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at October 01, 2026 08:19 AM (VQ7/I)

95 I'm at the southern end of what could be considered Northern Virginia.

Here, it's extremely common to see women walking or jogging at nearly every hour of the day.

Nearly all of the white women are walking dogs.
Nearly all of the Muslim women are pushing strollers.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 01, 2026 08:14 AM (gLYp7)


Well...to be fair.

This is what the whole silliness of "fur babies" is about.

A sweet lil' pooch-woochy fur baby will never cramp your fabulous life, like some awful drooling parasitic human baby. You go, grrrrrl!!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at October 01, 2026 08:20 AM (YSUhf)

96 There are over 330 mosques Islamic FOBs in Texas.

FIFY

Posted by: Community Notes at October 01, 2026 08:21 AM (9s47C)

97 85 Do airlines have Fat DEI hires? I would guess there are weight restrictions in order to be fit into the seat and also that you have to actually have a pilots license and some time flying in order to be a commercial pilot.


I think you misunderstand the concept of DEI.

DEI assumes that the ability to fit in a seat, licensing, and the ability to fly a plane are unnecessary social constructs designed to keep BIPOC women oppressed.

DEI says the pilots seat/cockpit should be bigger to accommodate Shaniqua and that planes should be designed to take off, fly and land themselves in order to allow Shaniqua to be a pilot in order to create social equity.

Posted by: Reality at October 01, 2026 08:21 AM (DQiGk)

98 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 01, 2026 08:22 AM (ExV1e)

99 We have a contract out on the house and will close November 2nd. We'll be moving the 2 middle weeks of the month. The TxMoMe is smack dab in the middle of that.

Today, we're heading west to attend a memorial service for a good friend of ours. The First Lady will be reading the eulogy in front of a crowd of people that we've mostly never met. She spent a few days with the widow last week and was a tremendous help to her.

I'm getting wore out by this constant rollercoaster of emotions..........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 01, 2026 08:22 AM (ccf/V)

100 Good morning!

>>The Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) wrote a 26-page letter to the American people on Tuesday, urging them to vote for Democrats in the midterms.


Anyone else recall when Bin Laden wrote a rambling, woke note endorsing John Kerry from president.
And then it didn't even last beyond the next 24 hour news cycle?

The Democrat-Jihadi bond is strong.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 01, 2026 08:23 AM (rOKnE)

101 Mornin’, All. Happy Thursday and happy October.

Posted by: Bulg at October 01, 2026 08:23 AM (77rzZ)

102 "CNN: Investigators across the Middle East are trying to find out why a pilot allegedly stabbed his captain and tried to seize control of a Dubai-to-Tel Aviv flight."

Just a thumb war game that got just a bit out of hand...a messy little folderol but hey, what's done is done, eh?

Posted by: Boswell at October 01, 2026 08:23 AM (NTVPI)

103 Posted by: Reality at October 01, 2026 08:21 AM (DQiGk)

I an no fan of DEI but I doubt it extends that far . It made me laugh, though.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 01, 2026 08:23 AM (JrHfD)

104 'Light My Fire' is an overrated song.

Posted by: dantesed at October 01, 2026 08:24 AM (Oy/m2)

105 86 >>One thing the plane incident did show us - there has to be a way for someone in the back of the plane to open the cockpit, even if we norms never know about it...

There is
Posted by: one hour sober at October 01, 2026 08:16 AM (J4Dwc)

Then the pilot wouldn't have needed to open the door...unless literally no one heard the chaos in that cockpit...

Posted by: Nova Local at October 01, 2026 08:24 AM (tOcjL)

106 The US doesn't have politicians, it has feckless, morally bankrupt, cowardly, profoundly corrupt grifters.
Posted by: Community Notes


.... and those are their good points!

The 'nice' Republicans that aren't on the take/quislings, insist on playing by Marquis of Queensbury rules in an MMA match. That's one of the reasons why they-in-particular don't like Trump - he plays rough, rides the edge of the rules if he has to.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at October 01, 2026 08:24 AM (aJQbY)

107
A sweet lil' pooch-woochy fur baby will never cramp your fabulous life, like some awful drooling parasitic human baby. You go, grrrrrl!!!!


Another point of cultural distinction:

Considering how they exterminate their young (other than abortion)

White women will just waste the child's life by strangling the youngster to death in the basement or drowning the baby in the bathtub.

Islamic women wait until their little reprobates are ambulatory and then strap bomb vests to them and send them into public spaces.

Posted by: Community Notes at October 01, 2026 08:24 AM (9s47C)

108 Surprise!

Posted by: October at October 01, 2026 08:25 AM (AKptf)

109 'Light My Fire' is an overrated song.
Posted by: dantesed at October 01, 2026 08:24 AM (Oy/m2)



One might even say The Doors were overrated.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 01, 2026 08:25 AM (ccf/V)

110 >>Angelina Han Hicks, 18, of Lexington, North Carolina,


Yup, looks totally American you guyz!!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 01, 2026 08:25 AM (rOKnE)

111 I an no fan of DEI but I doubt it extends that far . It made me laugh, though.



I wouldn't laugh too much.

These people literally say math and being on time are racist constructs.

Posted by: Reality at October 01, 2026 08:25 AM (DQiGk)

112 I am telling you Trump got wind of an operation from Iran no doubt in concert with Democrats just like coof was, and that's one of the reasons he flipped the board over on that shithole of a country.

Just a working theory but it's gonna be hard to convince me otherwise.

Posted by: ... at October 01, 2026 08:25 AM (enkoP)

113 the plane rescue is an amazing story! a miracle!

Posted by: runner at October 01, 2026 08:25 AM (AKptf)

114 Thx JJ, morning Horde.
The Pope did a good job in France . Huge turnouts in the face of the invasion. Hope it makes a difference.
The Pope was rewarded with his White Sox sweeping the Astros

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 01, 2026 08:26 AM (jivel)

115 by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 01, 2026 08:22 AM (ccf/V)


That was kind of your wife, and I'm sorry about he loss of your dear friend. May the Lord comfort her and all attending and may God bless your travels back and forth.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 01, 2026 08:26 AM (JrHfD)

116 >> >>One thing the plane incident did show us - there has to be a way for someone in the back of the plane to open the cockpit, even if we norms never know about it...

There is


Apparently, there was a group of pilot trainees on the flight. They knew their way around the whole plane.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 01, 2026 08:26 AM (rOKnE)

117 I'm getting wore out by this constant rollercoaster of emotions..........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 01, 2026 08:22 AM (ccf/V)

Prayers. I am aware of how tremendously exhausting it is…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 01, 2026 08:27 AM (j8E+e)

118 Just a working theory but it's gonna be hard to convince me otherwise.

Posted by: ... at October 01, 2026 08:25 AM (enkoP)

The fun part is that your theory isn't falsifiable in any way, so you can just keep modifying it to fit new facts if they come out.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 01, 2026 08:27 AM (gLYp7)

119 The best part is that the omani jihadi is being interrogated in Saudi, and then , whatever is left of him will be interrogated by the UAE, with Israeli participation.

Posted by: runner at October 01, 2026 08:27 AM (AKptf)

120 Fed’s Preferred Inflation Measure Comes in Much Lower Than Expected

But imagine how high it would have been if the Fed hadn't raised interest rates shortly before the midterms. /shudder

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 01, 2026 08:27 AM (ExV1e)

121 One might even say The Doors were overrated.........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 01, 2026 08:25 AM (ccf/V)

I’ve always liked Riders on the Storm, however

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 01, 2026 08:28 AM (j8E+e)

122
I’ve always liked Riders on the Storm, however

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 01, 2026 08:28 AM (j8E+e)



A blind squirrel finds a nut......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 01, 2026 08:29 AM (ccf/V)

123 Posted by: Reality at October 01, 2026 08:25 AM (DQiGk)

Yes, I've heard that. It's stupid and demeaning to people of color It's rather different than saying "I'm proudly 300 lbs and can't fit in the pilots seat and I ain't had no pilots training bir give me the job anyway, racist."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 01, 2026 08:29 AM (JrHfD)

124 Today Is National Black Dog Day. 🐕‍🦺

Posted by: redridinghood at October 01, 2026 08:29 AM (NpAcC)

125 Prayers. I am aware of how tremendously exhausting it is…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 01, 2026 08:27 AM (j8E+e)



Thanks. And I'm sorry. This kinda sucks.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 01, 2026 08:29 AM (ccf/V)

126
That was kind of your wife, and I'm sorry about he loss of your dear friend. May the Lord comfort her and all attending and may God bless your travels back and forth.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 01, 2026 08:26 AM (JrHfD)



Thank you.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 01, 2026 08:29 AM (ccf/V)

127 >>Christa Pike still alive, ‘snoring’ after 2 lethal injections as Tennessee governor halts all executions


Will be interesting to see what happened after they investigate this. It makes no sense.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 01, 2026 08:30 AM (rOKnE)

128 104 'Light My Fire' is an overrated song.
Posted by: dantesed at October 01, 2026 08:24 AM (Oy/m2)


I actually like the Jose Feliciano version better than the Doors'

You may fire away...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 01, 2026 08:30 AM (x0n13)

129 Saudi Arabia is in a tough spot. The Houthis sent a drone against Mecca, and hit an oil pipeline to the Red Sea. And shot down a Saudi F-15.

Seems the Saudi's best chance for friendship is with Israel.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 01, 2026 08:30 AM (u82oZ)

130
88 There are over 330 mosques in Texas.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 01, 2026 08:16 AM (ccf/V)

Just to put this in perspective, there are still almost 14,000 Christian churches in Texas.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 01, 2026 08:30 AM (slH4t)

131 'Light My Fire' is an overrated song.
Posted by: dantesed
__________

It's tough to judge because it got too much airtime, like Stairway to Heaven and Won't Get Fooled Again. (Although of the three, Won't Get Fooled Again is clearly the best.)

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 01, 2026 08:30 AM (JzUSu)

132 former Rep. Susan Wild (D-PA) said after the PAC for Crockett released its endorsement list ahead of the midterms.

So... another white Democrat has problems with the black wimmins.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 01, 2026 08:31 AM (ExV1e)

133
Well, in time keeping news, the BIPM has agree to eliminate leap second starting in May, 2027. They're just going to let UTC run free, ticking at atomic rate. They're kicking the can down the road on what scheme will replace it to keep UTC reasonably in sync with solar time.

This won't be anything to worry about for 500 years at least.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at October 01, 2026 08:31 AM (w6EFb)

134 >> Today Is National Black Dog Day.


I celebrate National Black Dog Day every day!
(currently snoozing right beside me).

Posted by: Lizzy at October 01, 2026 08:31 AM (rOKnE)

135
Will be interesting to see what happened after they investigate this. It makes no sense.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 01, 2026 08:30 AM (rOKnE)



There was a shortage of lethal injection not that long ago because of the leftist dipshittery over the death penalty. I'm wondering if the 'solution' to the shortage was some kind of 'generic' formula........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 01, 2026 08:31 AM (ccf/V)

136 129 Saudi Arabia is in a tough spot. The Houthis sent a drone against Mecca, and hit an oil pipeline to the Red Sea. And shot down a Saudi F-15.

Seems the Saudi's best chance for friendship is with Israel.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 01, 2026 08:30 AM (u82oZ)



Asking the Saudi Sunnis to choose JOOZ over Shiites...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 01, 2026 08:32 AM (x0n13)

137 Rating stuff is overrated

Posted by: Don Black at October 01, 2026 08:32 AM (ZxPkt)

138 Sponge mazel tov on selling your house and good luck with the move.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 01, 2026 08:33 AM (RIvkX)

139 43
36 Why any person who identifies as a Christian pastor ( And yes, I understand they are "woke") would marry two people who identify as Satanists is beyond my comprehension.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 01, 2026 07:49 AM (JrHfD)

Very easy to comprehend, actually. It’s because that “minister” is in fact a satanist themselves, whose only true goal is to rip the Church to shreds from the inside, through false doctrine, Godless teaching, and Apostasy.

That’s the only true goal of Talerico, his “church”, and its “ministers”. They are the ravenous wolves in sheep’s clothing we were warned about.

They are demonic apostles, led by demons.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 01, 2026 07:56 AM (slH4t)
======
These people are described in The Bible as 'wolves in sheep's clothing.'

Posted by: Bonecrusher at October 01, 2026 08:33 AM (JNTt1)

140 Then the pilot wouldn't have needed to open the door...unless literally no one heard the chaos in that cockpit...
Posted by: Nova Local at October 01, 2026 08:24 AM (tOcjL)

There is an alpha numeric lock on the cabin side of the door. If the proper code is entered, the door, with a delay, will open.

Posted by: one hour sober at October 01, 2026 08:33 AM (J4Dwc)

141 National Black Dog Day?

Ah ah ah ah
Ah ah ah ah…

Posted by: Bulg at October 01, 2026 08:34 AM (77rzZ)

142 >>. . . I'm getting wore out by this constant rollercoaster of emotions..........


Sorry you and your wife are facing more than your 'fair share' of challenges! Say strong, a lot of us are praying for you!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 01, 2026 08:34 AM (rOKnE)

143 So a Karen is yelling at poor Jazzy. In my best Monty Burns "Exxxx-cellent"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 01, 2026 08:34 AM (jivel)

144 Had the stabbing officer been successful on his first try, we'd have happily presumed that the 737Max had another tragic flaw, and we'd be snarking up Boeing's hiring policies. There would be no talking us out of it.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at October 01, 2026 08:34 AM (zdLoL)

145 Sponge mazel tov on selling your house and good luck with the move.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 01, 2026 08:33 AM (RIvkX)



Thank you. It's a MASSIVE leap for us, but gets us that much closer to where we want to be in the near future.

I just hope my job tolerates it for the foreseeable future.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 01, 2026 08:34 AM (ccf/V)

146 Will be interesting to see what happened after they investigate this. It makes no sense.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 01, 2026 08:30 AM (rOKnE)

No telling we ever get the truth.

Maybe they switched the formula with Folger's Crystals.

Posted by: ... at October 01, 2026 08:34 AM (enkoP)

147 We may never know why this poor disturbed man allegedly stabbed his captain and may have tried to land the plane in a forceful manner.
Posted by: fd at October 01, 2026 07:33 AM (MWfyi)


Assuming he did it at all, and there's absolutely no proof of that, it was because of postpartum psychosis. -- Kevin Reddington, Esq.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 01, 2026 08:34 AM (ExV1e)

148 >>>Christa Pike still alive, ‘snoring’ after 2 lethal injections as Tennessee governor halts all executions
-----

rope works better
quick, sure, and cost-effective

Posted by: Don Black at October 01, 2026 08:34 AM (ZxPkt)

149 The likelihood of my escape from SF is dimming. My kids are talking about moving in to grandma's house.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 01, 2026 08:35 AM (RIvkX)

150 Will be interesting to see what happened after they investigate this. It makes no sense.
Posted by: Lizzy
_______

Nothing will happen because there's no way for them to attack it without also impliedly attacking assisted suicide.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 01, 2026 08:35 AM (JzUSu)

151 127 >>Christa Pike still alive, ‘snoring’ after 2 lethal injections as Tennessee governor halts all executions


Will be interesting to see what happened after they investigate this. It makes no sense.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 01, 2026 08:30 AM (rOKnE)

One thing it could be = women and men are different, and most older health protocols were tested almost solely on men b/c no one wanted to test women b/c of varying hormone levels. So, what 100% kills a man in that injection does not 100% kill a woman...or the givers screwed up (the likelier option, but not a certain one)...

Posted by: Nova Local at October 01, 2026 08:35 AM (tOcjL)

152 one hour sober

Punching the right numbers as the plane is power-diving can be tense.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 01, 2026 08:35 AM (u82oZ)

153 19 We're at the beginning of WW111 but nobody seems to give a shit so I say let it all burn.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone

Worser than that! We have been in the midst of an extended version of Judgement Day, which will culminate in the end of all things visible in 2033.

Posted by: Ample Biblical Evidence at October 01, 2026 08:35 AM (Fn+3X)

154 So what's the deal with the Death Row lady? Is she free to go, like when the guillotine fails to operate correctly, or everyone in the firing squad misses? Can she invoke some sort of Act Of God clause?

Posted by: I gotta ask at October 01, 2026 08:35 AM (2Ez/1)

155
Sorry you and your wife are facing more than your 'fair share' of challenges! Say strong, a lot of us are praying for you!
Posted by: Lizzy at October 01, 2026 08:34 AM (rOKnE)



I know, and we're both so incredibly grateful for that. I can't imagine where I'd be were it not for The Horde and the power of prayer.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 01, 2026 08:35 AM (ccf/V)

156 48 Ha! That was a great episode. Edith wasn’t as hot as that green alien…

--

I believe that was Susan Oliver.
Posted by: Lady in Black at October 01, 2026 07:59 AM (qBdHI)
====
Joan Collins

Posted by: Bonecrusher at October 01, 2026 08:35 AM (JNTt1)

157 140 Then the pilot wouldn't have needed to open the door...unless literally no one heard the chaos in that cockpit...
Posted by: Nova Local at October 01, 2026 08:24 AM (tOcjL)

There is an alpha numeric lock on the cabin side of the door. If the proper code is entered, the door, with a delay, will open.
Posted by: one hour sober at October 01, 2026 08:33 AM (J4Dwc)

That delay seems to be a problem...

Posted by: Nova Local at October 01, 2026 08:36 AM (tOcjL)

158 Had the stabbing officer been successful on his first try, we'd have happily presumed that the 737Max had another tragic flaw, and we'd be snarking up Boeing's hiring policies. There would be no talking us out of it.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at October 01, 2026 08:34 AM (zdLoL)
=====

Not likely.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 01, 2026 08:36 AM (RIvkX)

159 Will be interesting to see what happened after they investigate this. It makes no sense.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 01, 2026 08:30 AM (rOKnE)


There was a shortage of lethal injection not that long ago because of the leftist dipshittery over the death penalty. I'm wondering if the 'solution' to the shortage was some kind of 'generic' formula........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 01, 2026 08:31 AM (ccf/V)


Old Sparky never fails.

Give the Old Gentleman his job back.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 01, 2026 08:37 AM (YSUhf)

160 Hasan Piker is coming to Texas to campaign for Democrats.

He's already out there 'reminding' Talarico that should he win his senate race, he OWES Piker and the communists because THEY gave him the opportunity and THEY got him the win........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 01, 2026 08:37 AM (ccf/V)

161 135 About that shortage of lethal injection drugs. I wonder why they haven't just wheeled the guest of honor into the execution chamber, play calming music and start a morphine drip, gradually kicking it up to eleventy and flatlining. No pain for the usual suspects to bitch about.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 01, 2026 08:37 AM (gm9Sb)

162 > Today Is National Black Dog Day.


Do I have to look for a big legged woman with no soul?

Posted by: dantesed at October 01, 2026 08:37 AM (Oy/m2)

163 Smith was preparing to indict hundreds of GOP lawmakers, WH officials, MAGA-associated groups, influencers, and the president himself (again)—and perhaps even media organizations—under Arctic Frost.

There is no federal crime related to “blocking the peaceful transfer of power”—which by the way, Jack Smith, happens on January 20, not January 6.

But by the end of 2023, Smith ran up against two potential SCOTUS roadblocks: the presidential immunity question out of the J6 case in Washington AND the Fischer decision related to the lawful use of the 1512(c)2 obstruction statute in Jan 6 cases.

The latter decision, issued in June 2024, handed a blow to Smith’s effort to criminalize free speech and political activity. SCOTUS held that the post-Enron corporate fraud statute required some evidence of document tampering/destruction. That’s not, however, how the Biden DOJ applied the statute in 300+ cases—so those charges/convictions were systematically tossed.

Posted by: SMOD at October 01, 2026 08:37 AM (EKMrJ)

164 If it was well beyond the design strength, wouldn't the aircraft have come apart?
Posted by: one hour sober at October 01, 2026 07:44 AM (J4Dwc)


This was playing during the recovery.

https://youtu.be/siwpn14IE7E

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 01, 2026 08:38 AM (ExV1e)

165 Very easy to comprehend, actually. It’s because that “minister” is in fact a satanist themselves, whose only true goal is to rip the Church to shreds from the inside, through false doctrine, Godless teaching, and Apostasy.



Well, Protestantism holds the position that every man is, essentially, his own bishop.

So this is what you get. What are you gonna do when you can't ex-communicate someone from the church? He'll just walk down the street to the next one or form one himself.

And they basically hold that one is as valid as another.

Posted by: Reality at October 01, 2026 08:38 AM (DQiGk)

166 Apparently, there was a group of pilot trainees on the flight. They knew their way around the whole plane.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 01, 2026 08:26 AM (rOKnE)

As someone else noted on X, on any flight containing mostly Israeli passengers there is a better than 50% chance that it will include a trained assault team, a cardiac surgeon, one or two pilots, a couple of dentists, and a professional jeweler.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 01, 2026 08:38 AM (slH4t)

167 Had the stabbing officer been successful on his first try, we'd have happily presumed that the 737Max had another tragic flaw, and we'd be snarking up Boeing's hiring policies. There would be no talking us out of it.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at October 01, 2026 08:34 AM (zdLoL)

An Omani Muslim in the flight crew and a plane full of Jews?

I think it's FAR more likely we would have assumed terrorism even if it was truly Boeing being Boeing.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 01, 2026 08:39 AM (gLYp7)

168 >>Why any person who identifies as a Christian pastor ( And yes, I understand they are "woke") would marry two people who identify as Satanists is beyond my comprehension.


I'm going to guess the fact that many (most?) university seminary programs now include Atheism and Humanism, which validate ALL beliefs and values? Christian students have been taught that tolerance exceeds all other values?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 01, 2026 08:39 AM (rOKnE)

169 co-pilot was an Omani Muslim

-
Well, there's your problem.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 01, 2026 08:39 AM (ndZc7)

170 > I am telling you Trump got wind of an operation from Iran no doubt in concert with Democrats just like coof was, and that's one of the reasons he flipped the board over on that shithole of a country.

Just a working theory but it's gonna be hard to convince me otherwise.
Posted by: ...
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There's evidence of this.... from of all people, Maduro. The "snatch and grab" op was certainly about getting that shit weasel out of VZ, but there's more than circumstantial evidence that he, along with the cartels and with an assist from Iran, helped to flip 2020.

It's all about the software used in the Dominion voting and tabulating machines.

YMMV as this is clearly speculation from various sources... but (to me) is certainly plausible.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 01, 2026 08:39 AM (RORbl)

171 Joan Collins
Posted by: Bonecrusher at October 01, 2026 08:35 AM (JNTt1)



She spent a lot of time naked in the movie duo "The Bitch" and "The Stud."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 01, 2026 08:39 AM (ccf/V)

172 149 The likelihood of my escape from SF is dimming. My kids are talking about moving in to grandma's house.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Sell Grandma's house before the mobs loot and burn it. Things aren't going to get better there.

Posted by: Prudence Dictates...... at October 01, 2026 08:39 AM (Fn+3X)

173 As someone else noted on X, on any flight containing mostly Israeli passengers there is a better than 50% chance that it will include a trained assault team, a cardiac surgeon, one or two pilots, a couple of dentists, and a professional jeweler.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 01, 2026 08:38 AM (slH4t)



and a professional plumber..apparently!

Posted by: runner at October 01, 2026 08:40 AM (AKptf)

174 166 You left out the lawyer from Philadelphia.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 01, 2026 08:40 AM (gm9Sb)

175 @NEWSMAX
·
25m
Tennessee officials were unable to put Christa Gail Pike to death Wednesday for a 1995 murder after administering two doses of a lethal drug, prompting Tennessee Gov. Bill Lee to halt the one remaining execution for the rest of the year.

Posted by: Don Black at October 01, 2026 08:40 AM (ZxPkt)

176 There was a shortage of lethal injection not that long ago because of the leftist dipshittery over the death penalty. I'm wondering if the 'solution' to the shortage was some kind of 'generic' formula........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 01, 2026 08:31 AM (ccf/V)
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The fact that as a society we can't seem to execute criminals properly does not reflect well on us.

Vets euthanize animals every day (including my poor Kaylee last week). That doesn't seem to be a problem.

We can't figure out how to scale that up to humans?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 01, 2026 08:40 AM (FZ29D)

177 "Well, Protestantism holds the position that every man is, essentially, his own bishop."

Mongo just pawn in game of life.

Posted by: Alex Karras at October 01, 2026 08:40 AM (2Ez/1)

178 >>About that shortage of lethal injection drugs. I wonder why they haven't just wheeled the guest of honor into the execution chamber, play calming music and start a morphine drip, gradually kicking it up to eleventy and flatlining. No pain for the usual suspects to bitch about.


Send her to Canada and have a MAID doctor do it. They're very good at it!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 01, 2026 08:41 AM (rOKnE)

179 Vets euthanize animals every day (including my poor Kaylee last week). That doesn't seem to be a problem.

We can't figure out how to scale that up to humans?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 01, 2026 08:40 AM (FZ29D)



Sorry to hear that........

Seems fentanyl has a proven track record of instant death........I'm just sayin.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 01, 2026 08:42 AM (ccf/V)

180 Well, that would require the GOP to actual do anything to counter the endless stream of lies and extremism coming from the left.

In fairness, the Senate put forward a bill to stop insider trading by members of Congress and require an ID to vote (conveniently too late to be implemented for 2026) knowing that it would fail cloture so that they could harp about how terrible the Democrats are.

Of course, they won't get rid of the filibuster to pass it because, harrumph, that's just not who we are.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 01, 2026 08:42 AM (ExV1e)

181 That delay seems to be a problem...
Posted by: Nova Local at October 01, 2026 08:36 AM (tOcjL)

The delay is for the flight deck crew to confirm that the person looking to enter the cockpit is authorized to do so. If it's a bad actor trying to enter, the code can be overridden and the door won't open.

Posted by: one hour sober at October 01, 2026 08:42 AM (J4Dwc)

182 3rd time's the charm

my guess is that multiple attempts at an execution might constitute 'cruel and unusual punishment'

but I'm no lawyer, just a retired investor, living on a pension

Posted by: Don Black at October 01, 2026 08:42 AM (ZxPkt)

183 As someone else noted on X, on any flight containing mostly Israeli passengers there is a better than 50% chance that it will include a trained assault team, a cardiac surgeon, one or two pilots, a couple of dentists, and a professional jeweler.
Posted by: Tom Servo

You left out delicatessen owner and a bagel magnate.

Posted by: I Must Be Hungry at October 01, 2026 08:42 AM (Fn+3X)

184 The green Orion women were played by Susan Oliver and Yvonne Craig in different Star Trek episodes. Yeah, I'm a nerd

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 01, 2026 08:42 AM (jivel)

185 The fun part is that your theory isn't falsifiable in any way, so you can just keep modifying it to fit new facts if they come out.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 01, 2026 08:27 AM (gLYp7)

How would an opinion on something so speculative be "falsifiable" anyway?

Hell, if Trump came out and said in two years, "here's why I did it" and it wasn't that, and his reason made sense, that would falsify it. But do your thing.

Posted by: ... at October 01, 2026 08:43 AM (enkoP)

186 Joooooz?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at October 01, 2026 08:43 AM (RqKFg)

187 And they basically hold that one is as valid as another.
Posted by: Reality at October 01, 2026 08:38 AM (DQiGk)

No it doesn’t; that’s what Sola Scriptura is about.
But both sides have their strength and weaknesses; Roman Catholicism blocks rot and bad doctrine percolating up fro the bottom; the Prorestant systems were devised to prevent rot and bad doctrine descending from the top.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 01, 2026 08:43 AM (slH4t)

188 The delay is for the flight deck crew to confirm that the person looking to enter the cockpit is authorized to do so. If it's a bad actor trying to enter, the code can be overridden and the door won't open.

Posted by: one hour sober at October 01, 2026 08:42 AM (J4Dwc)

This security feature was installed with the presumption that a member of the flight crew would not be a jihadi.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 01, 2026 08:43 AM (gLYp7)

189 When you're about to be in deep shit there's nothing better than having a plumber around.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 01, 2026 08:43 AM (10NPz)

190 "Well sir, she just won't die. It's a real head-scratcher."

Posted by: Don Black at October 01, 2026 08:43 AM (ZxPkt)

191 Camille Paglia on date rape provides an excellent response to the Cornell 7 BS:

https://tinyurl.com/vk4ucw6e

Posted by: Lizzy at October 01, 2026 08:44 AM (rOKnE)

192 Second crane falls onto house while trying to remove another crane that had fallen onto the roof

Posted by: SMOD at October 01, 2026 08:44 AM (EKMrJ)

193 181 That delay seems to be a problem...
Posted by: Nova Local at October 01, 2026 08:36 AM
+++
You have to wait for it to send a verification code to your phone.

Posted by: Tech Support in Mumbai at October 01, 2026 08:44 AM (2Ez/1)

194 I would volunteer to shoot that bitch in the face btw

who needs whatever these dumb injection drugs are

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at October 01, 2026 08:44 AM (j+aD2)

195 Hell, if Trump came out and said in two years, "here's why I did it" and it wasn't that, and his reason made sense, that would falsify it. But do your thing.

Posted by: ... at October 01, 2026 08:43 AM (enkoP)

Not to the conspiracy theorist it wouldn't.

Trump only said that to protect the sources and methods used to collect data on the REAL answer!!

I was just joshing in the first place, though, so I'm not actually invested in this.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 01, 2026 08:44 AM (gLYp7)

196 Sell Grandma's house before the mobs loot and burn it. Things aren't going to get better there.
Posted by: Prudence Dictates...... at October 01, 2026 08:39 AM (Fn+3X)
=====

Selling that house would mean property taxes going from $1,000 to $45,000. Not gonna happen.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 01, 2026 08:44 AM (RIvkX)

197 National Black Dog Day?

Ah ah ah ah
Ah ah ah ah…
Posted by: Bulg
_________

That could also be Immigrant Song. It's hard to differentiate Robert Plant wailings.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 01, 2026 08:44 AM (JzUSu)

198 Still think the guillotine is the most effective way of execution. No way to screw that up unless you have a very dull blade

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 01, 2026 08:45 AM (jivel)

199 177 "Well, Protestantism holds the position that every man is, essentially, his own bishop."

Is that why people on the street keep calling me a Son of a Bishop?

Posted by: Miracle Ear Mikey at October 01, 2026 08:45 AM (Fn+3X)

200 "More And More Severe Storms": When Can We Declare This Hypothesis To Be Definitively Falsified?

Posted by: SMOD at October 01, 2026 08:45 AM (EKMrJ)

201 >You have to wait for it to send a verification code to your phone.

Posted by: Tech Support in Mumbai
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of course, you'll need to install the app first

Posted by: Don Black at October 01, 2026 08:46 AM (ZxPkt)

202 Smaller cranes have larger cranes, above their heads to lift 'em...

Posted by: O. Nash at October 01, 2026 08:46 AM (2Ez/1)

203 SMOD

This year. No Atlantic hurricanes.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 01, 2026 08:46 AM (u82oZ)

204 You have to wait for it to send a verification code to your phone.

Posted by: Tech Support in Mumbai
---

of course, you'll need to install the app first
Posted by: Don Black at October 01, 2026 08:46 AM (ZxPkt)



*insert The Beekeeper movie clip here*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 01, 2026 08:47 AM (ccf/V)

205 The Islamist organisation 5 Pillars has reported John Cleese to the Prevent Programme after John made factual, accurate and valid statements about Islam John's statements on Islam: “To criticise a culture whose holy book advocates the killing of all the people they disagree with...is not racist. It’s culturalist.”

Posted by: SMOD at October 01, 2026 08:47 AM (EKMrJ)

206
This year. No Atlantic hurricanes.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 01, 2026 08:46 AM (u82oZ)



But, we were PROMISED that we'd all be dead from superstorms after Katrina because of global warming!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 01, 2026 08:47 AM (ccf/V)

207 CNN: Early voting shows Democrats advantage.

Later: it should be noted these numbers are below the rates they had in 2022.

Oh? Really?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 01, 2026 08:48 AM (3cUTc)

208 I'm the bitch that's too tough to kill! Fear me!

Posted by: Christa Pike at October 01, 2026 08:48 AM (wVcYX)

209 Beginning on the 15th of September all lethal injection drugs must include pumpkin pie spice.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 01, 2026 08:48 AM (gm9Sb)

210 Posted by: Lizzy at October 01, 2026 08:39 AM (rOKnE)

I don't know what a "University seminary" program is. You mean a school that has a seminary rather loosely associated with a university such as Harvard or Princeton? I'm sure they do. I went so long ago and not to university associated seminary ( except for one class) that I didn't have any of that nonsense . I did have one class about women in the Bible. was it taught by a woman but was not particularly weird .


Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 01, 2026 08:48 AM (JrHfD)

211 Despite lingering concerns about the bill, Gov. Gavin Newsom on Wednesday signed a major new subsidy that aims to support California’s local newsrooms. Assembly Bill 2222 creates a refundable tax credit that would provide millions of dollars to news organizations across the state.

Posted by: SMOD at October 01, 2026 08:48 AM (EKMrJ)

212 Beginning on the 15th of September all lethal injection drugs must include pumpkin pie spice.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 01, 2026 08:48 AM (gm9Sb)



Don't forget the lemon zest!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 01, 2026 08:49 AM (ccf/V)

213 Today Is also,
National Pumpkin Spice Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 01, 2026 08:49 AM (NpAcC)

214 Old and busted: The Longest Day

New and cool: Altercation In Normandy

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 01, 2026 08:49 AM (ndZc7)

215 I was just joshing in the first place, though, so I'm not actually invested in this.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 01, 2026 08:44 AM (gLYp7)

Hmm, I thought you were taking some weird shot at me.

Which would be have been even odder since I have already revised my own opinion on what's going on there at least three times. But I don't mind odd. I love it when people say odd shit to me. It can be very revealing.

Posted by: ... at October 01, 2026 08:49 AM (enkoP)

216 >>Christa Pike still alive, ‘snoring’ after 2 lethal injections as Tennessee governor halts all executions
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I initially read that as Christopher Pike and thought: of course, he’s living the dream (literally) on Talos IV!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at October 01, 2026 08:49 AM (j8E+e)

217 Sponge - F*ck Cancer

We are far from the John Barnes SF novel Mother of Storms. In that story, weather gets way out of hand.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 01, 2026 08:49 AM (u82oZ)

218 No it doesn’t; that’s what Sola Scriptura is about.

There is no such thing as Sola Scriptura. James Talarico has the same Bible you do. But his theology is derived from how he chooses to interpret it. And Protestants can't say his interpretation is valid or invalid, because they hold that there is no normative authority that can bind the will of their congregants.

The Scripture was compiled and canonized by humans. We aren't Muslims or Mormons that think we discovered a magic book.

We were left a church at Pentecost, not a book.

Posted by: Reality at October 01, 2026 08:49 AM (DQiGk)

219 National Black Dog Day?

Ah ah ah ah
Ah ah ah ah…
Posted by: Bulg



I take it that everyone's plan for the day is sweating and grooving.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 01, 2026 08:50 AM (YSUhf)

220 207 CNN: Early voting shows Democrats advantage.

Later: it should be noted these numbers are below the rates they had in 2022.

Oh? Really?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at October 01, 2026 08:48 AM (3cUTc)

=======

"Dems have double digit advantages in mail in voting...just like every year and every state, even in elections that they end up losing by double digits. Also, the advantage is lower this year than the previous few years."

It'd be hilarious if DOJ's efforts over the past 18 months cratered mail in voting so much because of voter roll cleanup and monitoring.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 08:50 AM (U/fqy)

221 Well, Protestantism holds the position that every man is, essentially, his own bishop."

I see we're starting the religious wars early. That will be a big help in having a united front against Islam / s

I'm out till the art thread .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 01, 2026 08:50 AM (JrHfD)

222 I would volunteer to shoot that bitch in the face btw

who needs whatever these dumb injection drugs are
Posted by: Black Orchid

They're more humane dontcha know.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 01, 2026 08:51 AM (ZLygy)

223 We are far from the John Barnes SF novel Mother of Storms. In that story, weather gets way out of hand.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 01, 2026 08:49 AM (u82oZ)



I'm still waiting for the "Day After Tomorrow" scenario where global warming causes massive hurricanes all over earth sucking the heat away and we all freeze instantly.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 01, 2026 08:51 AM (ccf/V)

224 Netflix’s upcoming adaptation of East Of Eden trades literary truth for cheap moral ambiguity.
======================
Once again, Netflix normalizes and celebrates evil.

Kind of a pattern.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 01, 2026 08:51 AM (ffaRq)

225 There was a shortage of lethal injection not that long ago because of the leftist dipshittery over the death penalty. I'm wondering if the 'solution' to the shortage was some kind of 'generic' formula........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 01, 2026 08:31 AM (ccf/V)


I am given to understand that exercise bands can be used to kill someone.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 01, 2026 08:51 AM (ExV1e)

226 I sort of snicker when I hear, or read "there have been no hurricanes since Trump renamed The Gulf of America."

It's true... yet...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 01, 2026 08:52 AM (RORbl)

227 Still think the guillotine is the most effective way of execution. No way to screw that up unless you have a very dull blade

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 01, 2026 08:45 AM (jivel)

For someone like Pike I think "zipped up bag with wild hyenas dropped in the ocean" could be quite effective.

Posted by: ... at October 01, 2026 08:52 AM (enkoP)

228 224 Netflix’s upcoming adaptation of East Of Eden trades literary truth for cheap moral ambiguity.
======================
Once again, Netflix normalizes and celebrates evil.

Kind of a pattern.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 01, 2026 08:51 AM (ffaRq)

======

Netflix isn't preserving the strong moral core of a John Steinbeck novel?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 08:52 AM (U/fqy)

229 I love it when people say odd shit to me. It can be very revealing.

Posted by: ... at October 01, 2026 08:49 AM (enkoP)

Nope. I don't take weird shots at people here.

I just think the 'Trump bombed Iran because they were working with Democrats' is as reasonable as anything else.

And honestly, I don't give a shit WHY we're kicking their shit in. I just care that we finally are.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 01, 2026 08:52 AM (gLYp7)

230
I am given to understand that exercise bands can be used to kill someone.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 01, 2026 08:51 AM (ExV1e)



Death by postmortem bitch mode.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 01, 2026 08:52 AM (ccf/V)

231 227 Still think the guillotine is the most effective way of execution. No way to screw that up unless you have a very dull blade

Posted by: Smell the Glove at October 01, 2026 08:45 AM (jivel)

For someone like Pike I think "zipped up bag with wild hyenas dropped in the ocean" could be quite effective.

Posted by: ... at October 01, 2026 08:52 AM (enkoP)

====

1984 isn't all warning and no suggestion in this matter.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 08:52 AM (U/fqy)

232 Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 01, 2026 08:40 AM (FZ29D)
******
So sorry for you loss of Kaylee.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 01, 2026 08:52 AM (NpAcC)

233 National Black Dog Day?

Pup cup for Moose the lab.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 01, 2026 08:52 AM (ZLygy)

234 Once again, Netflix normalizes and celebrates evil.

Kind of a pattern.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 01, 2026 08:51 AM (ffaRq)



Are the Owebama's still on the board?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 01, 2026 08:53 AM (ccf/V)

235 It’s October! We can decorate for Halloween today!

Posted by: Piper at October 01, 2026 08:53 AM (2UJ+q)

236 229
And honestly, I don't give a shit WHY we're kicking their shit in. I just care that we finally are.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 01, 2026 08:52 AM (gLYp7)

=======

"Trump shouldn't realign the geopolitical order of the planet in America's favor because it might lose him the midterms."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 08:53 AM (U/fqy)

237 If they say you gotta go, and the governor agrees, choose the firing squad. At least you can go Breaker Morant and yell "for once in your life, shoot strait".

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at October 01, 2026 08:53 AM (gm9Sb)

238 Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 01, 2026 08:40 AM (FZ29D)
******
So sorry for you loss of Kaylee.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 01, 2026 08:52 AM (NpAcC)
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Thanks.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 01, 2026 08:53 AM (FZ29D)

239 124 Today Is National Black Dog Day. 🐕‍🦺
Posted by: redridinghood

We should judge them by the content of their character, not the color of their fur.

Posted by: Martin Lhasa Apso King at October 01, 2026 08:53 AM (Fn+3X)

240 Christa Pike still alive, ‘snoring’ after 2 lethal injections as Tennessee governor halts all executions

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Can government do anything right?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 01, 2026 08:53 AM (ndZc7)

241 All this outrage over gas prices is deceptive and deluded from every angle. One, the causes are never traced to their sources, indeed, deliberately not analyzed and understood. Two, the belief that gas prices will somehow come down under democrats or that democrats have ever reduced prices on anything of value is pure delusion.

Republicans and Trump's team are failing to make these arguments.

Posted by: Ordinary American at October 01, 2026 08:53 AM (ntaXS)

242 And honestly, I don't give a shit WHY we're kicking their shit in. I just care that we finally are.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 01, 2026 08:52 AM (gLYp7)

Understood. I wish he would have done it morer and harder. I'm glad we finally have a genuine leader who seems to want to save this country above all else.

Posted by: ... at October 01, 2026 08:54 AM (enkoP)

243 241 All this outrage over gas prices is deceptive and deluded from every angle. One, the causes are never traced to their sources, indeed, deliberately not analyzed and understood. Two, the belief that gas prices will somehow come down under democrats or that democrats have ever reduced prices on anything of value is pure delusion.

Republicans and Trump's team are failing to make these arguments.

Posted by: Ordinary American at October 01, 2026 08:53 AM (ntaXS)

========

Argument doesn't win elections.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 08:54 AM (U/fqy)

244 Postpartum bitch mode.

Damn brain.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 01, 2026 08:54 AM (ccf/V)

245 That will be a big help in having a united front against Islam

Peak irony.

Protest-ants appealing for a united church.

Posted by: Reality at October 01, 2026 08:54 AM (DQiGk)

246 >> You mean a school that has a seminary rather loosely associated with a university such as Harvard or Princeton?

Yes - sorry for my clumsy phrasing.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 01, 2026 08:54 AM (rOKnE)

247 I know a guy who killed three people with a pencil.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 01, 2026 08:54 AM (10NPz)

248 Christa Pike still alive, ‘snoring’ after 2 lethal injections as Tennessee governor halts all executions

-
Can government do anything right?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 01, 2026 08:53 AM (ndZc7)



I believe the TVA creates enough energy that the chair would've worked just fine.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 01, 2026 08:55 AM (ccf/V)

249 Hey Tennessee, you need a little help with your college football AND executions by lethal injections? Step aside, we'll show you how it's done, son.

Posted by: Texas at October 01, 2026 08:55 AM (wVcYX)

250 It’s October! We can decorate for Halloween today!
Posted by: Piper

I have neighbors that put shit up on Labor Day.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 01, 2026 08:55 AM (ZLygy)

251 247 I know a guy who killed three people with a pencil.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 01, 2026 08:54 AM (10NPz)

========

"I did it with style."
-The Joker

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 08:55 AM (U/fqy)

252 I could have lived my whole life happy without knowing that vile psycho cunt snores.

Posted by: ... at October 01, 2026 08:55 AM (enkoP)

253 Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Hurricanes and typhoons just transfer heat from the tropics to more northern latitudes.

They do not remove the heat. One of many reasons I did not want to see that movie.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 01, 2026 08:56 AM (u82oZ)

254 Camille Paglia on date rape provides an excellent response to the Cornell 7 BS:

https://tinyurl.com/vk4ucw6e
Posted by: Lizzy at October 01, 2026 08:44 AM (rOKnE)


Sunny Hostin, of all people, pointed out that the woman got voluntarily inebriated and, according to NY law, that means she could consent to sex and, in her statements from two years ago, she consented to sex. Multiple times.

She's a slut who wants a quick cash grab and so she makes the accusation which has no legal downside for women.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 01, 2026 08:56 AM (ExV1e)

255 I know a guy who killed three people with a pencil.
Posted by: Ben Had

Damn.

The Ticonderoga Terror.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 01, 2026 08:56 AM (ZLygy)

256 Halloween,hah, my cobwebs stay up all year.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 01, 2026 08:57 AM (10NPz)

257
They do not remove the heat. One of many reasons I did not want to see that movie.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 01, 2026 08:56 AM (u82oZ)



hollywood LIED to me?!?!???

The hells you say.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at October 01, 2026 08:57 AM (ccf/V)

258 >I take it that everyone's plan for the day is sweating and grooving.
---

Not me. I'll be reelin' and rockin', rollin' til the break of dawn.

Posted by: Don Black at October 01, 2026 08:57 AM (ZxPkt)

259 I know a guy who killed three people with a pencil.
Posted by: Ben Had

Maybe the pen really is mightier than the sword.

Posted by: ... at October 01, 2026 08:57 AM (enkoP)

260 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at October 01, 2026 08:57 AM (53oGX)

261 ‘F***’ Jasmine Crockett‘

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Hey! Breakfast time!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 01, 2026 08:58 AM (ndZc7)

262 They shouldn't be permitted to title it "East of Eden." Just like Nolan shouldn't have been permitted to title his movie "The Odyssey." The fact either director would even allow himself to violate and exploit a recognized title and the work of another artist in this manner is obscene.

Posted by: Ordinary American at October 01, 2026 08:58 AM (ntaXS)

263 That will be a big help in having a united front against Islam

Peak irony.

Protest-ants appealing for a united church.
Posted by: Reality
__________

The Catholic French were allied with the Ottomans in the original religious wars.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at October 01, 2026 08:58 AM (JzUSu)

264 "Trump shouldn't realign the geopolitical order of the planet in America's favor because it might lose him the midterms."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 08:53 AM (U/fqy)

If the Republicans lose the House (as I expect they will) and keep the Senate (as I expect they will) and Iran and Venezuela have been taken off the board, I'll consider that a win for America.

I happen to love that Trump seems willing to trade a small short-term political loss for a massive, sweeping, long-term, paradigm-shifting victory for America.

It's almost like he loves America more than himself.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 01, 2026 08:58 AM (gLYp7)

265 Halloween,hah, my cobwebs stay up all year.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 01, 2026 08:57 AM (10NPz)

Same but insert toil and trouble

Posted by: ... at October 01, 2026 08:58 AM (enkoP)

266 >>Netflix’s upcoming adaptation of East Of Eden trades literary truth for cheap moral ambiguity.
======================
>>Once again, Netflix normalizes and celebrates evil.
Kind of a pattern.



And right on the heels of the scandalous Bo French tweet, their new movie, "Best of the Best," described as "A raucous comedy set in the cut-throat world of collegiate Bollywood dance competitions."



https://tinyurl.com/mwn642kz

Posted by: Lizzy at October 01, 2026 08:59 AM (rOKnE)

267 I know a guy who killed three people with a pencil.
Posted by: Ben Had

Damn.

The Ticonderoga Terror.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 01, 2026 08:56 AM


Ban self-loading mechanical assault pencils!

- The Left

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 01, 2026 09:00 AM (/C5Rl)

268 I could have lived my whole life happy without knowing that vile psycho cunt snores.
Posted by: ... at October 01, 2026 08:55 AM (enkoP)

A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh,
a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh
A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh,
a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh

Posted by: Not The Tokens at October 01, 2026 09:00 AM (wVcYX)

269 Argument doesn't win elections.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 08:54 AM (U/fqy)

Okay, then, spread the narrative. Propagate the propaganda. Shout from the rooftops. I think you know what I meant.

Posted by: Ordinary American at October 01, 2026 09:01 AM (ntaXS)

270
And if you can't be
a crack historian,
be a historian on crack.
Be a historian on crack!

Posted by: Hunter B. at October 01, 2026 09:02 AM (0sNs1)

271 Okay, then, spread the narrative. Propagate the propaganda. Shout from the rooftops. I think you know what I meant.
Posted by: Ordinary American at October 01, 2026 09:01 AM

Don't forget about me.

Posted by: Message in a bottle at October 01, 2026 09:02 AM (2Ez/1)

272 >I take it that everyone's plan for the day is sweating and grooving.
---

Not me. I'll be reelin' and rockin', rollin' til the break of dawn.
Posted by: Don Black at October 01, 2026 08:57 AM (ZxPkt)

Cool! I'd like to twist again, like I did last summer.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 01, 2026 09:02 AM (wVcYX)

273 >>I take it that everyone's plan for the day is sweating and grooving.

Goin' with chillin' & grillin' here.

Posted by: Nazdar at October 01, 2026 09:02 AM (NcvvS)

274 They call him

The #2 Killer

Posted by: Don Black at October 01, 2026 09:03 AM (ZxPkt)

275 > It’s October! We can decorate for Halloween today!
Posted by: Piper
---------
There are houses around here who put out more Halloween shit than they do at Christmas.

Huge skeletons, massive lighted pumpkins, witches, etc. Whole yards taken up with it. And it'll be up until December.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 01, 2026 09:04 AM (RORbl)

276 235 It’s October! We can decorate for Halloween today!
Posted by: Piper

Demonic, way-overrated "holiday". Prior to about 1930, Halloween was very minor. Children and teens wore costumes and dressed as hobos, etc. for Ragamuffin Day, going door to door on Thanksgiving. If you think about it, people are much more likely to have sweet treats and homemade goodies on that day. Store bought candy was out of reach or unavailable to many Americans in ye olde days. You, Miss Nutrition, plugging a holiday that wants to put people into a diabetic coma is unseemly. And "celebrating" this disaster for a month?

Posted by: Halloween, A Symptom Of Going Somewhere In A Handbasket at October 01, 2026 09:04 AM (Fn+3X)

277 Have any 'ettes sent their boobs to that hijacking survivor?

If not, why not?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 01, 2026 09:04 AM (RIvkX)

278 Rise of the Religious Left: The Woke Pastors Backing Radical Democrats.

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Bad Samaritan religion.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 01, 2026 09:05 AM (ndZc7)

279 (Fn+3X)

Your concern is:

[X] Noted

[ ] Other than noted

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 01, 2026 09:07 AM (/C5Rl)

280 Well, I guess my 'in my birthday suit ' rain dance isn't working. Supposed I scared it?

Posted by: Ben Had at October 01, 2026 09:07 AM (10NPz)

281 Roman Catholicism blocks rot and bad doctrine percolating up fro the bottom; the Prorestant systems were devised to prevent rot and bad doctrine descending from the top.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 01, 2026 08:43 AM (slH4t)

RC also blocks bad doctrine from the top - that's what the 1965 Papal Bull did, it sought the remove the "mysticism" associated with certain RC practices that had been in place for hundreds of years but did no service to the faith.

Posted by: Boswell at October 01, 2026 09:07 AM (NTVPI)

282 San Franpsycho

Too many heroes? Our 'Ettes are classy people.

Not at all like that Cornell lass.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 01, 2026 09:07 AM (u82oZ)

283 Cool! I'd like to twist again, like I did last summer.
Posted by: Count de Monet

Not us! We're gonna "Go Mental!"

Posted by: The Ramones, 1977 at October 01, 2026 09:07 AM (Fn+3X)

284 Well, I guess my 'in my birthday suit ' rain dance isn't working. Supposed I scared it?

Posted by: Ben Had at October 01, 2026 09:07 AM (10NPz)

We can help evaluate your technique. Please upload video at your convenience.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 01, 2026 09:08 AM (gLYp7)

285 This security feature was installed with the presumption that a member of the flight crew would not be a jihadi.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 01, 2026 08:43 AM (gLYp7)

True. One of the theories of MH-370 is that the Captain tricked the FO into leaving the cockpit, then wouldn't release the door lock to allow him to re-enter. I would imagine in that scenario that the FO tried to unlock the door with the code, but the captain overrode that.

Posted by: one hour sober at October 01, 2026 09:09 AM (J4Dwc)

286 Christa Pike still alive, ‘snoring’ after 2 lethal injections as Tennessee governor halts all executions

Did she get her all-female execution team?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 01, 2026 09:09 AM (0sNs1)

287 Thanks again, JJ, and God bless you and the Horde.

Posted by: Buck at October 01, 2026 09:09 AM (z6ONu)

288 {{{Ben Had}}}
🎼 ♭ 5/4 ♫♫ ♫♫ Good morning! ♬♬ ♩ ♪

You have my full attention.

And we are in day 2 of a lot of rain up here. With more to drench us on the way. So your powers are greater than you assumed.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 01, 2026 09:09 AM (u82oZ)

289 You, Miss Nutrition, plugging a holiday that wants to put people into a diabetic coma is unseemly. And "celebrating" this disaster for a month?
Posted by: Halloween, A Symptom Of Going Somewhere In A Handbasket at October 01, 2026 09:04 AM (Fn+3X)


To be fair...Piper gives out Candied Apples with Kale inside!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at October 01, 2026 09:09 AM (YSUhf)

290 End Wokeness-
Biden imported an entire small city worth of Muslims every month. Elections matter.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 01, 2026 09:09 AM (NpAcC)

291 What the fuck Microsloth?

It's 2026. Why the hell can't we save a file name with a forward slash / in it?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 01, 2026 09:10 AM (nZ6VT)

292 > Teegan

Giving that "name" to a child should itself be a capital crime.

Same thing as "Tiphanee". Name a baby girl that and you might as well just turn her over to the porn industry to raise.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 01, 2026 09:10 AM (qlLNh)

293 To be fair...Piper gives out Candied Apples with Kale inside!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at October 01, 2026 09:09 AM (YSUhf)

I'd rather get the razor blade.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 01, 2026 09:10 AM (gLYp7)

294 258 >I take it that everyone's plan for the day is sweating and grooving.
---

Not me. I'll be reelin' and rockin', rollin' til the break of dawn.
Posted by: Don Black at October 01, 2026 08:57 AM (ZxPkt)


Wifey has a colonoscopy this morning....

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 01, 2026 09:10 AM (x0n13)

295 > Christa Pike still alive, ‘snoring’

I hope she's having terrible nightmares.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 01, 2026 09:11 AM (qlLNh)

296 Well, I guess my 'in my birthday suit ' rain dance isn't working. Supposed I scared it?

Posted by: Ben Had at October 01, 2026 09:07 AM


More cowbell?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 01, 2026 09:11 AM (0sNs1)

297 264 I happen to love that Trump seems willing to trade a small short-term political loss for a massive, sweeping, long-term, paradigm-shifting victory for America.

It's almost like he loves America more than himself.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 01, 2026 08:58 AM (gLYp7)

====

It's what GOP voters have demanded of the GOP since time imemmorial.

"Biden flooded the country with illegals to change the nation, damn the short term consequences because he knew it would lead to long term gains. Why can't the GOP do that?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 09:11 AM (U/fqy)

298 240 Christa Pike still alive, ‘snoring’ after 2 lethal injections as Tennessee governor halts all executions

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Can government do anything right?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 01, 2026 08:53 AM (ndZc7)
=========
A well swung aluminum bat to the back of the head pretty well seals the deal.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at October 01, 2026 09:11 AM (JNTt1)

299 Assault Pencils are All 2H. They should be banned.

Posted by: Gary Graphite at October 01, 2026 09:12 AM (Fn+3X)

300 : J.J. Sefton

Prayers for good outcomes. May the doctor pat her on the hand and say "You have a beautiful colon."

Happened to me my first colonoscopy.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 01, 2026 09:12 AM (u82oZ)

301 "Biden flooded the country with illegals to change the nation, damn the short term consequences because he knew it would lead to long term gains. Why can't the GOP do that?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at October 01, 2026 09:11 AM (U/fqy)

Democrats sacrificed more than 1,000 elected seats in order to ram Obamacare down our throats, knowing we'd never be able to get rid of it.

We can't remove the filibuster though. Wouldn't be seemly.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 01, 2026 09:13 AM (gLYp7)

302 They shouldn't be permitted to title it "East of Eden."

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South of Hell?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 01, 2026 09:13 AM (ndZc7)

303 292 > Teegan

Giving that "name" to a child should itself be a capital crime.

Same thing as "Tiphanee". Name a baby girl that and you might as well just turn her over to the porn industry to raise.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 01, 2026 09:10 AM (qlLNh)



Momma of blessed memory taught two sets of twins:


One was Male and Female Molly and Fee-Molly


The other were the Andersons, Scrub and Scum!


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 01, 2026 09:13 AM (x0n13)

304 My pencil has the thing that goes up.

Posted by: ... at October 01, 2026 09:13 AM (enkoP)

305 Duncanthrax, might have worked better if I got the pasties with the tassels swinging in the same direction.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 01, 2026 09:13 AM (10NPz)

306 TheJamesMadison

Western Kansas is getting a number of South African farmers moving in.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 01, 2026 09:14 AM (u82oZ)

307 >>>>I take it that everyone's plan for the day is sweating and grooving.

>>Goin' with chillin' & grillin' here.


I think I might be gellin' like a felon!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 01, 2026 09:14 AM (rOKnE)

308 One pencil a month ought to be enough for anybody.

Posted by: Karen McWinemom at October 01, 2026 09:15 AM (2Ez/1)

309 To be fair...Piper gives out Candied Apples with Kale inside!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at October 01, 2026 09:09 AM


Hmm...maple-glazed kale...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 01, 2026 09:15 AM (/C5Rl)

310 I think I might be gellin' like a felon!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 01, 2026 09:14 AM (rOKnE)

Hopefully not Christa Pike.

Posted by: ... at October 01, 2026 09:15 AM (enkoP)

311 I think I might be gellin' like a felon!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 01, 2026 09:14 AM (rOKnE)

But are you zinfandellin?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 01, 2026 09:15 AM (gLYp7)

312 Too early to celebrate Halloween, but I have a pending Amazon order for razor blades and apples lined up.

Posted by: Semper Paratus at October 01, 2026 09:16 AM (Fn+3X)

313 Happened to me my first colonoscopy.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 01, 2026 09:12 AM


Were both his hands on your shoulders when he said it?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 01, 2026 09:16 AM (0sNs1)

314 >>Momma of blessed memory taught two sets of twins:
One was Male and Female Molly and Fee-Molly
The other were the Andersons, Scrub and Scum!


The mom of a childhood friend was named Susie Two, and her twin was Susie One. Yes, Two was her middle name. Yiiiikes!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 01, 2026 09:16 AM (rOKnE)

315 Duncanthrax, might have worked better if I got the pasties with the tassels swinging in the same direction.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 01, 2026 09:13 AM


I've heard that can summon tornadoes. No bueno.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 01, 2026 09:16 AM (/C5Rl)

316 Ben Had

Practice, practice, practice.

Need a coach? /s

Sheesh.

Moving along... I'm over it.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 01, 2026 09:16 AM (u82oZ)

317 274 They call him

The #2 Killer
Posted by: Don Black at October 01, 2026 09:03 AM (ZxPkt)
=====
He shits on people and then they die.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at October 01, 2026 09:16 AM (JNTt1)

318 > One was Male and Female Molly and Fee-Molly


grok: "The Social Security Administration does not have a column for “parent was an idiot.”

This is why I prefer grok to the others. It actually seems to have a sense of humor.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 01, 2026 09:17 AM (qlLNh)

319 >>But are you zinfandellin?


Mayyyyyyyyybe!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 01, 2026 09:17 AM (rOKnE)

320 292 > Teegan

Giving that "name" to a child should itself be a capital crime.
-----
Pfffffttt...

Posted by: Running backs in the Southeastern Conference at October 01, 2026 09:17 AM (2Ez/1)

321 Did she get her all-female execution team?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 01, 2026 09:09 AM (0sNs1)


It's the 2nd failed execution this year. Supposition is that they didn't get the needle in the vein. I say, "If she's unconscious, any form of execution is humane."

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at October 01, 2026 09:18 AM (ExV1e)

322 Duncanthrax

She was a petite older lady. I didn't know how to respond. I was younger and unmarried then.

Today, I'd have an answer. Like "Dinner is on me."

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 01, 2026 09:18 AM (u82oZ)

323 But are you zinfandellin?


Mayyyyyyyyybe!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 01, 2026 09:17 AM (rOKnE)

Can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 01, 2026 09:18 AM (gLYp7)

324 My gynecologist said everything looked good-very good!

Posted by: With A Sly Wink at October 01, 2026 09:18 AM (Fn+3X)

325 Teegan

Giving that "name" to a child should itself be a capital crime.
-----
Pfffffttt...
Posted by: Running backs in the Southeastern Conference at October 01, 2026 09:17 AM


"Dan Smith...BYU."

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 01, 2026 09:18 AM (/C5Rl)

326 The Data Center Boom Faces Mounting Obstacles

On the one hand, both data center construction activity and credible forecasts for near-term capacity additions to the electric grid to serve data centers remain robust. The Electric Power Research Institute, for example, said in February that data centers will represent up to 17% of U.S. electricity demand in 2030 and as much as 20% in 2035.

On the other hand, data center and utility infrastructure projects face a host of challenges. These include both physical constraints, such as equipment and labor shortages, as well as mounting public opposition driven by concerns about large-scale computing facilities’ impact on water supplies, the cost and reliability of power and natural gas supplies, and the quality of life in host communities.

Posted by: SMOD at October 01, 2026 09:19 AM (RHGPo)

327 104 'Light My Fire' is an overrated song.
Posted by: dantesed

I had a 4 am start for a road trip years ago and saw lightning along the distant horizon toward where I was going when "Riders on the Storm" came on the radio.

Spooky and awesome.

Posted by: Auspex at October 01, 2026 09:19 AM (Y8DZL)

328 Well, I guess my 'in my birthday suit ' rain dance isn't working. Supposed I scared it?
Posted by: Ben Had at October 01, 2026 09:07 AM (10NPz)

*removes pipe*
You have to let nature take its course. Give it time, it will work.
*resumes peacefully puffing pipe*

Posted by: Sgt. Miller, Force 10 From Navarone at October 01, 2026 09:19 AM (wVcYX)

329 Giving that "name" to a child should itself be a capital crime.
--------

Could be worse.

Posted by: Dan Sullivan at October 01, 2026 09:19 AM (enkoP)

330 "Dan Smith...BYU."

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 01, 2026 09:18 AM (/C5Rl)

Pffffffft.

Posted by: Jaquarious Jaquavious Jaquonious. Miami University. at October 01, 2026 09:20 AM (gLYp7)

331 16 U.S. Trucking Companies File For Bankruptcy In Less Than A Month As Diesel Prices Soar

Posted by: SMOD at October 01, 2026 09:20 AM (RHGPo)

332 The CCP propaganda network is also behind the anti-AI/data center hysterics. And it’s working.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 01, 2026 09:21 AM (6lPOA)

333 "Tiphanee", "Antwaan", and all their illiterate kin are prima facie evidence that you have failed in your first duty as a parent: keep your sons out of prison and your daughters off the pole.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 01, 2026 09:21 AM (qlLNh)

334 "Dan Smith...BYU."

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 01, 2026 09:18 AM (/C5Rl)

Pffffffft.
Posted by: Jaquarious Jaquavious Jaquonious. Miami University. at October 01, 2026 09:20 AM


I'll just leave this here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwFsxogUFVc

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 01, 2026 09:21 AM (/C5Rl)

335 I'm sitting right here.

Posted by: Ha Ha Clinton-Dix at October 01, 2026 09:22 AM (2Ez/1)

336 Tiphanee", "Antwaan", and all their illiterate kin are prima facie evidence that you have failed in your first duty as a parent: keep your sons out of prison and your daughters off the pole.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Excuse me?
- Ah Ayron

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 01, 2026 09:22 AM (6lPOA)

337 I know a guy who killed three people with a pencil.
Posted by: Ben Had

The Chicago typewriter got quite a few.

https://tinyurl.com/5427bxj7

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 01, 2026 09:22 AM (ndZc7)

338 >>> Teegan

Giving that "name" to a child should itself be a capital crime.



Unless you turn out to be a fabulously popular food blogger/cookbook writer!

Tieghan Gerard
https://www.halfbakedharvest.com/

Posted by: Lizzy at October 01, 2026 09:22 AM (rOKnE)

339 There used to be a site called “Stupid Kid Names”. It’s mind-boggling, the monikers that some kids get saddled with.

Posted by: Bulg at October 01, 2026 09:22 AM (77rzZ)

340 16 U.S. Trucking Companies File For Bankruptcy In Less Than A Month As Diesel Prices Soar

Posted by: SMOD at October 01, 2026 09:20 AM (RHGPo)

Alternative suggestion - "16 U.S. Trucking Companies File For Bankruptcy In Less Than A Month As DoT Cracks Down on Illegals Getting CDL Licenses."

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 01, 2026 09:22 AM (gLYp7)

341 Is this about me?

Posted by: BenJarvus Green-Ellis at October 01, 2026 09:23 AM (2Ez/1)

342 Republican Steve Hilton: “When you were HHS Secretary, you were responsible for 479,000 unaccompanied migrant children and for their welfare in camps that you ran.”

“You sent them because you dismantled the vetting that should have made sure that they were with a safe, protective family or sponsor.”

“You sent thousands of young children directly into the clutches of child sex and labor traffickers, hundreds of thousands of children that you were responsible for are still missing today, 100,000 of them are under ten years old.”

When Democrat Xavier Becerra attempted to play off the narrative as just another “Trump talking point,” Hilton landed his final haymaker:

Republican Steve Hilton: “It was the New York Times — and they won a Pulitzer Prize for it!

”There’s just no coming back from that. Becerra knew it was over.

Posted by: SMOD at October 01, 2026 09:23 AM (RHGPo)

343 The Christa Pike debacle.... if she lives I bet there's a raft of lawyers ready to make money on her behalf.

Cue the go-fund-me for her....

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 01, 2026 09:23 AM (RORbl)

344 >>I had a 4 am start for a road trip years ago and saw lightning along the distant horizon toward where I was going when "Riders on the Storm" came on the radio.

Going home after an evening out, heavy rainstorm had just finished, and John Coltrane's 'After the Rain' came on the radio. Just perfect.

Posted by: Nazdar at October 01, 2026 09:23 AM (NcvvS)

345 I'm not here.

Posted by: Richie Incognito at October 01, 2026 09:24 AM (2Ez/1)

346 181 That delay seems to be a problem...
Posted by: Nova Local at October 01, 2026 08:36 AM (tOcjL)

The delay is for the flight deck crew to confirm that the person looking to enter the cockpit is authorized to do so. If it's a bad actor trying to enter, the code can be overridden and the door won't open.
Posted by: one hour sober at October 01, 2026 08:42 AM (J4Dwc)

Yes, I understand that, but the delay here would have been death. And the copilot would have overridden, so it's the same problem. No way to get in...you can't have it rely on trustworthy pilots.

Posted by: Nova Local at October 01, 2026 09:24 AM (tOcjL)

347 'Scopin' colons all day can't be a lot of fun, but I guess someone has to do it.

Posted by: Hope Solo Fan Club at October 01, 2026 09:25 AM (Fn+3X)

348 RNC Research-

Hasan Piker says he'll make sure James Talarico follows his far-Left agenda if he becomes a Senator:

"After James Talarico wins...we have to remind him that...we are the force that allowed him to win this seat of power, and if he wants to maintain it he’s got to play ball.”

Posted by: redridinghood at October 01, 2026 09:25 AM (NpAcC)

349 Chuck Schumer admits that Democrats have no real plan to help Americans if they take control of Congress.

REPORTER: “Can you outline in more detail your agenda if Democrats do retake the Senate?”

SCHUMER: “We’re going to do everything we can to lower people’s costs…”

Posted by: SMOD at October 01, 2026 09:25 AM (RHGPo)

350 16 U.S. Trucking Companies File For Bankruptcy In Less Than A Month As Diesel Prices Soar

Posted by: SMOD at October 01, 2026 09:20 AM (RHGPo)

LMAO - and if about 150 trucking companies file for bankruptcy every year - which seems about right to me - that would not be an unusual statistic, just maybe two extra companies that month. If it's more than 150, then the month would be average.

But pair it with a scary "price" headline and you have yourself some good old fashioned propaganda.

Posted by: ... at October 01, 2026 09:25 AM (enkoP)

351 26 pages...

Posted by: Smellslikevictory at October 01, 2026 09:26 AM (2Xrky)

352 Gotta go old school.

Posted by: Bronko Nagurski at October 01, 2026 09:26 AM (2Ez/1)

353 Remember me?

Posted by: He Hate Me with the XFL Las Vegas Outlaws at October 01, 2026 09:26 AM (wVcYX)

354 Alternative suggestion - "16 U.S. Trucking Companies File For Bankruptcy In Less Than A Month As DoT Cracks Down on Illegals Getting CDL Licenses."

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 01, 2026 09:22 AM (gLYp7)

Or that!!! 😂

Posted by: ... at October 01, 2026 09:27 AM (enkoP)

355 > This year. No Atlantic hurricanes.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 01, 2026 08:46 AM (u82oZ)

I once got banned from a leftist forum by linking NOAA's comprehensive list of historic hurricanes (curiously removed later in the Jug Eared Fuck administration) and challenging anyone to show that either the number or the mean intensity of hurricanes had increased over the course of the 20th Century.

You can't, because they didn't -- but data doesn't matter in LeftyLand.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 01, 2026 09:27 AM (qlLNh)

356 16 U.S. Trucking Companies File For Bankruptcy ...because they can't hire illegals

Posted by: Smellslikevictory at October 01, 2026 09:28 AM (2Xrky)

357 There’s just no coming back from that. Becerra knew it was over.
Posted by: SMOD at October 01, 2026 09:23 AM (RHGPo)

He could admit to killing all those minors and he’d still win by 10%. Forget it Jake it Californiatownn.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 01, 2026 09:28 AM (6lPOA)

358 Gross Rexman.

Posted by: Rex Grossman at October 01, 2026 09:28 AM (2Ez/1)

359 357 There’s just no coming back from that. Becerra knew it was over.
Posted by: SMOD at October 01, 2026 09:23 AM (RHGPo)

He could admit to killing all those minors and he’d still win by 10%. Forget it Jake it Californiatownn.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at October 01, 2026 09:28 AM (6lPOA)

I'm in CA... You're right

Posted by: It's me donna at October 01, 2026 09:28 AM (+gK6I)

360 "Hey, I ain't no crack historian like Victor Davis Hanson or Robert Spencer, but I had no idea that Houston Tx was a Muslim land?!"

There is a very large 'Islamic Center' a five minute drive from Casa Gref, in a middle class neighborhood in Houston. Large meeting spaces, a basketball court, and I don't know what else. I only know what I know because I see it when voting there on actual Election Days.

Posted by: Gref at October 01, 2026 09:28 AM (5rh/l)

361 Yes, I understand that, but the delay here would have been death. And the copilot would have overridden, so it's the same problem. No way to get in...you can't have it rely on trustworthy pilots.
Posted by: Nova Local at October 01, 2026 09:24 AM (tOcjL)

Yep.

I once had a FA ask me if I'd open the cockpit door if she were being held with a knife to her throat by a perp demanding to be let in.

I told her no.

She did not looked pleased.

Posted by: one hour sober at October 01, 2026 09:29 AM (J4Dwc)

362 I was bad juju.

Posted by: JuJu Smith Schuster at October 01, 2026 09:29 AM (2Ez/1)

363 a basketball court
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Wonder who they're trying to attract.

Posted by: ... at October 01, 2026 09:29 AM (enkoP)

364 There is a very large 'Islamic Center' a five minute drive from Casa Gref, in a middle class neighborhood in Houston. Large meeting spaces, a basketball court, and I don't know what else. I only know what I know because I see it when voting there on actual Election Days.

Posted by: Gref at October 01, 2026 09:28 AM (5rh/l)

That part includes the firing range and weapons storage facilities.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 01, 2026 09:29 AM (gLYp7)

365 Was it Al Qaeda, Isis, or Iran who promised us 100 more 9/11s? In any case, they'll never give up trying.

Posted by: PG at October 01, 2026 09:30 AM (S5uGP)

366 U.S. Trucking Companies File For Bankruptcy In Less Than A Month As Diesel Prices Soar

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6 dollar/gallon diesel in not the reason why they filed for bankruptcy, hiring illegals or those who speak not Engrish is not a good business model

Posted by: runner at October 01, 2026 09:30 AM (AKptf)

367 Nood art.

Posted by: Nazdar at October 01, 2026 09:30 AM (NcvvS)

368 361 Yes, I understand that, but the delay here would have been death. And the copilot would have overridden, so it's the same problem. No way to get in...you can't have it rely on trustworthy pilots.
Posted by: Nova Local at October 01, 2026 09:24 AM (tOcjL)

Yep.

I once had a FA ask me if I'd open the cockpit door if she were being held with a knife to her throat by a perp demanding to be let in.

I told her no.

She did not looked pleased.
Posted by: one hour sober at October 01, 2026 09:29 AM (J4Dwc)

You could have said you'd start throwing soda cans at him and bum rushing him so she'd have a chance to take him down with you...

Posted by: Nova Local at October 01, 2026 09:30 AM (tOcjL)

369 Dark art up

Posted by: rickb223 at October 01, 2026 09:31 AM (nZ6VT)

370 A well swung aluminum bat to the back of the head pretty well seals the deal.
Posted by: Bonecrusher at October 01, 2026 09:11 AM (JNTt1)

This is how it's done. There is no "I" in "Team".

Posted by: Zombie Al Capone at October 01, 2026 09:31 AM (w+jhU)

371 I'm not here.
Posted by: Richie Incognito at October 01, 2026 09:24 AM (2Ez/1)

I got abruptly disappeared.

Posted by: Chuck Cunningham at October 01, 2026 09:31 AM (wVcYX)

372 >>He could admit to killing all those minors and he’d still win by 10%. Forget it Jake it Californiatownn.


Yup, they have perfected voter fraud, and every mail-in ballot issued to a dead person, person who's moved out of the state, that was issued to an illegal alien will vote Baccerra. And if that doesn't do it, they will keep "finding" ballots for weeks and weeks until he does.

See Nithya's miraculous win over Pratt weeks after the election

Posted by: Lizzy at October 01, 2026 09:31 AM (rOKnE)

373 > Tieghan Gerard
Posted by: Lizzy at October 01, 2026 09:22 AM (rOKnE)

That, at least, looks like a half-assed attempt at the original Irish spelling. Wrong, but at least they tried.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 01, 2026 09:32 AM (qlLNh)

374 It's the 2nd failed execution this year. Supposition is that they didn't get the needle in the vein. I say, "If she's unconscious, any form of execution is humane."

Put her in the passenger seat of a public transportation, the locals can efficiently do the job.

OR

Send her ass to Canada and tell them she is depressed.

Posted by: Community Notes at October 01, 2026 09:32 AM (pawvM)

375 Good morning! Thank, J.J.

"The letter argues that the U.S. and Iran “can live together in peaceful coexistence” if the U.S. accedes to certain demands, including ending aid to Israel, avoiding foreign wars, and closing its overseas military bases." (Time, Iran’s Revolutionary Guard Corps Pens Open Letter to American Voters, Sep 30, 2026)

Before the U.S. midterm elections. Ever watching and leaning in, i.e., Arab Center, Washington, D.C., 'Changing Democratic Party Views on Israel and Palestine Boost US Democratic Socialists,' Aug 5, 2026 (Last paragraph of the article in particular.)
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Ynet news: 'Three years since Oct. 7: families plan silence, protests and public testimony across Israel'
Bereaved families and former hostages will lead a week of events marking three years since the Hamas attack, including a 6:29 a.m. moment of silence, nationwide protests, convoys, testimony and a central Tel Aviv memorial ceremony, published 9/28/26

Cont'd -

Posted by: L - No nic... at October 01, 2026 09:33 AM (NFX2v)

376 Continued -

"The Space Left Behind” exhibition will open to the public on Oct. 4 and feature personal objects that tell the stories of those killed, abducted or otherwise affected by Oct. 7. Among them are Ariel Bibas’ balance bike, IDF observer Roni Eshel’s beret, paramedic Amit Mann’s stethoscope, Yagev Buchshtab’s musical instruments and the camera of ynet and Yedioth Ahronoth photographer Roy Edan."

Of course, there will be more in Israel, and also internationally and virtually. And in the U.S., communities, synagogues, and local organizations across the U.S. will hold commemorative vigils, memorial services, and educational programs around this date to honor the victims and hostages.

But -

JSN: SCOOP: 'State Department to host Oct. 7 memorial for slain Americans'
The event will take place just ahead of the three-year anniversary of the Hamas-led attacks and is being organized by Secretary of State Marco Rubio’s office, JNS learned. Sep. 23, 2026

JNS, Sep. 29, 2026, 'State Department postpones memorial for US Oct. 7 victims, no new date set'
JNS sought comment from Foggy Bottom after breaking the news about the event, which was initially planned for Sept. 30.

Posted by: L - No nic... at October 01, 2026 09:33 AM (NFX2v)

377 It's what GOP voters have demanded of the GOP since time imemmorial.

"Biden flooded the country with illegals to change the nation, damn the short term consequences because he knew it would lead to long term gains. Why can't the GOP do that?"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Because the GOP donor class is of the left of the party and so is the Dem donor class. This derives from our rotten higher indoctrination er education system.

Donor classes have more in common with Eurotrash, Chicom elites, and Indian dot elites than they do with their own countrymen. This is why the WEF publicly made so many pronouncements that were right out of Karl Marx--you will own nothing and be happy.

We had duplicated the nomenklatura class worldwide of the old Soviet Union.

Posted by: whig at October 01, 2026 09:33 AM (E4rtv)

378 This is how it's done. There is no "I" in "Team".

There is if you look at the negative space in the letter 'a'

Posted by: Community Notes at October 01, 2026 09:33 AM (pawvM)

379 You could have said you'd start throwing soda cans at him and bum rushing him so she'd have a chance to take him down with you...
Posted by: Nova Local at October 01, 2026 09:30 AM (tOcjL)

Yeah, I could've said that. However, I wasn't in on the strategy session that made the rule which required me to tell her no. That was way above my paygrade.

Posted by: one hour sober at October 01, 2026 09:34 AM (J4Dwc)

380 364 There is a very large 'Islamic Center' a five minute drive from Casa Gref, in a middle class neighborhood in Houston. Large meeting spaces, a basketball court, and I don't know what else. I only know what I know because I see it when voting there on actual Election Days.

Posted by: Gref at October 01, 2026 09:28 AM (5rh/l)

That part includes the firing range and weapons storage facilities.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at October 01, 2026 09:29 AM (gLYp7)
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Sounds like the one west of Hwy6 around West Little York. . . . . .Not far from Copperfield where I live.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at October 01, 2026 09:34 AM (JNTt1)

381 337 I know a guy who killed three people with a pencil.
Posted by: Ben Had

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Heinlein said it best in Starship Troopers. There are no dangerous weapons--there are dangerous people.

Posted by: whig at October 01, 2026 09:36 AM (E4rtv)

382 Tennessee officials were unable to put Christa Gail Pike to death Wednesday for a 1995 murder after administering two doses of a lethal drug, prompting Tennessee Gov. Bill Lee to halt the one remaining execution for the rest of the year.
Posted by: Don Black at October 01, 2026 08:40 AM (ZxPkt)

Bring back "Ole Sparky". Works every time and provides a good show.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at October 01, 2026 10:01 AM (hmYU4)

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