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ICE be upon him: Immigration judge rules that Trump may deport the leader of a large mosque due to national security concerns.

The U.S. can deport the leader of a large mosque in Wisconsin on the grounds that he is a threat to national security, an immigration judge ruled on Wednesday.

U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents detained Salah Sarsour, an outspoken supporter of Palestine, in March. Sarsour alleged the federal government was targeting him for speaking out against Israel and advocating for Palestinian rights. In June, a federal judge agreed and ordered Sarsour released, the Associated Press reported.

Sasour was born in the Israeli-occupied West Bank and was imprisoned in Israel in 1988 after confessing to throwing a Molotov cocktail and stones at Israeli military personnel. He was also convicted in 1995 of attempting to possess weapons.

He denies committing the crimes, and his attorneys allege he was tortured into confessing to them.

Government attorneys argue that Sarsour's convictions in Israel, along with allegations he lied on his green card application, make him a threat to national security.


Florida designates CAIR and the Muslim Brotherhood terrorist groups.


Florida Republican Gov. Ron DeSantis and his administration voted Tuesday to designate the Muslim Brotherhood, the Council on American-Islamic Relations and approximately 90 other groups as domestic terrorist groups.

A 427-page document that accompanied the vote claimed "there is substantial evidence that CAIR is engaging in terrorist activity" and accused the group of having connections to Hamas and the Palestinian Islamic Jihad.

The vote comes after Texas and Florida labeled the Muslim Brotherhood and CAIR as foreign terrorist organizations last year, which forbids both organizations and their affiliates from purchasing or acquiring land in the states and allows increased enforcement against the groups.

Florida on Tuesday expanded the designation to include the domestic terrorist group label and also labeled al-Qaeda, the Houthis and the Continuity Irish Republican Army as foreign terrorist organizations.

Florida also now considers Venezuelan gang Tren de Aragua, two Mexican drug cartels and Iran's Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps as foreign terrorist organizations, according to CBS News.

CAIR has since sued the state over the designation, accusing DeSantis of violating the First Amendment and the due process clause of the 14th Amendment.
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The designations will take effect Nov. 5, if no court strikes them down first.

That's the snag, isn't it?

This is how you do it: An entitled and violent asylum seeker (aren't they all) starts causing "chaos" at a Japanese airport and is deported that same day.

A judge has halted, for the moment, the communist jihadi's plan to tax so-called "pied-a-terre" residences in NYC.

If you remember, Mamdani sent out demands to everyone who owned a home valued at $1 million or more, despite his confiscatory tax only applying to homes valued at $5 million or more. He also sent these demands to people whose NYC homes are their primary homes, not secondary residences or pied-a-terres.

His intent was maximum intimidation. He's a communist like Hasan Piker who wants "capitalist blood running in the streets."

The judge did not block his tax itself, but he demanded Mamdani stop and re-do his intimidating demands sent out to everyone with a pricey apartment.

New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani's plans to charge wealthy out-of-towners with a new tax were dealt a blow on Tuesday after a state judge ordered the administration to redo its rollout.

The ruling by state Supreme Court judge Wayne M. Ozzi sided with a group of homeowners who claimed the tax unconstitutionally discriminates against out-of-state property owners, impedes interstate commerce and retroactively creates tax liabilities for co-op boards because of actions by their shareholders.

In the ruling, Ozzi said "homeowners are being substantially harmed and penalized needlessly" by the city's new tax on second homes in New York City valued at more than $5 million.

He ordered the administration to remove the current list of property owners to whom the tax won't apply and replace it with one listing only those who will be subject to the tax.

The wack-a-doo communist BLM revolutionary running as the Democrat for the open Florida senate seat raised money for a supposedly BLM cause and then, get this, no seriously you'll never believe this, can't account for where the money went.

Hard to believe, right? Must be racism.

A charity controlled by Florida Democratic Senate nominee Angie Nixon raised more than $270,000 in 2024, tax-exempt funds that Nixon said she would use to support Cafe Resistance, the black power-themed bookstore and coffee shop she was launching in Jacksonville. But when Nixon opened the shop that same year, she placed it under the control of her for-profit LLC, and whatever became of the charitable fortune she raised in 2024 is now a mystery.

I think I can solve this mystery. The money went were all BLM "charity fundraising" money goes.

The IRS deadline for Nixon to report what she did with the money she raised in 2024 expired nearly a year ago. A Florida state disclosure she did make said she spent the majority of her charity's haul, $214,000, on "other."

I spent 83% of the charitable tax-free money I raised on "other," your honor.

I blow through a lot of "other" in a month.

And ever since Nixon opened Cafe Resistance--a squat, cinderblock building in a downtrodden part of town that appeared, to a Washington Free Beacon reporter on multiple visits, to operate on a shoestring--her personal income has skyrocketed. This has led legal and tax experts consulted by the Free Beacon to question whether the Florida Democratic Socialist could be exploiting her charity to funnel funds to her personal LLC in violation of nonprofit laws.

Can I answer?

Unanswered questions include how much of the $270,000 raised in 2024 Nixon actually spent on charitable endeavors at her ramshackle bookstore, and how she is spending the charitable donations she continues to raise for race-related "programming" at her store, such as black history classes and the distribution of free contraceptives. Nixon should have answered these questions nearly a year ago on a Form 990 tax return with the IRS by November of 2025, which would have offered a full accounting of her charity's activities in the 2024 calendar year, but she never did.

The Free Beacon contacted Nixon and her campaign on September 25 with a lengthy list of questions related to her charity and LLC, both of which she named the Moxie Group. Nixon did not respond to the inquiry; however, that same day, the Florida Department of State dissolved the Moxie charity as a business entity, and by the afternoon of Sept. 26, the charity--which allegedly "works to empower and uplift underserved and underrepresented communities," according to Nixon's charitable solicitations--had shut down its online fundraising portal, which had been active and soliciting tax-exempt funds the previous day. The Moxie charity's solicitation license in Florida expired January 28, and the Florida Department of Agriculture is now reviewing whether the charity solicited contributions while unregistered, said Aaron Keller, the department's communications director.

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"If the IRS were to determine she is benefiting personally from the charity, its exemption could be revoked and she may have personal tax liability," Sternal added.
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The separation between Nixon's charity and LLC in the operation of her Cafe Resistance bookstore has often been nonexistent. The email address her charity uses in its disclosures to the Florida Department of Agriculture, for example, is the same email address the bookstore uses to solicit bookings for birthday parties and private events, the revenue from which Nixon's for-profit LLC presumably collects.

Nixon's charity and LLC are both corporations, and corporations are generally prohibited from providing event space to political campaigns for free, unless they have a practice of regularly providing their spaces to outside groups for free, according to the Federal Election Commission.

I know some of you are suspicious that she launched a fake charity just to line her own pockets. I'm sorry that you are such Huge Racists. Anti-racists avoid the truth at all costs and deploy socially-promoted lies.

Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh

🚨 NOW: AG Todd Blanche just caught activist judges in Minnesota improperly running to the New York Times and fake news to TRASH ICE enforcement during ongoing cases -- and he's filing judicial misconduct complaints with the 8th Circuit Court of Appeals

"ALL BUT ONE" judge in the District of Minnesota.

Absolutely unbelievable! They should all be IMPEACHED!

"These judges talk to the media or at least to the New York Times about cases some of which are ongoing in a matter that the Department views as a clear violation of their ethical duties."

"Specifically, the former Chief Judge spoke on the record to the New York Times about the immigration surge late last year and early this year in Minneapolis."

We have a SERIOUS rogue judge problem in the US.

It's time for the House to fire up impeachments. Clean house, end the judicial coup and keep deporting!

Video here.

Stephen Miller
@StephenM

Large swaths of corporate media exist at this point primarily to propagandize and radicalize subsets of the population into supporting the liquidation of national sovereignty. Willfully omitted by the CNN propagandists is that these are minors who cartels have recently tried to smuggle across the Southwest Border but who were rescued by Border Patrol. These minors will now be safely and humanely reunited with their families by dedicated public servants who have devoted their lives to combatting child trafficking. It is because of the efforts of these public servants that there is no longer a raging UAC ("unaccompanied alien child") catastrophe -- the Trump Administration swiftly, urgently and righteously ended the child trafficking nightmare.

Between ten to twenty thousand children a MONTH were successfully smuggled by cartels into the US under Biden, who worked with taxpayer NGOs to deliver the smuggled children to unknown adults in the US, whereupon they disappeared. The NGOs then submitted knowingly fraudulent asylum claims to try to keep the children from ever going home or seeing their families again.

These same Democrat-NGO networks for cartels were also ruthlessly exploited by TDA and MS-13 to insert gang members into the United States and violent criminals into our high schools (automatically allowed in merely by claiming to be 17), subjecting innocent American children to unspeakable horrors.

It was one of the darkest of many dark chapters of the Biden era. The Trump Administration put the child traffickers out of business and CNN considers this a great tragedy to be urgently reversed. New depths of "journalistic" depravity and immortality.

The left-wing media immediately trumpets the claims of far-left open borders organizations, but meanwhile cannot trust the word of "far-right" Israeli politicians about the terrorist attempt to crash the plane they were are.

After all, he might have just had a "mental health issue." He may have just been attempting suicide.

Suicide, with 150+ unwilling co-participants.


Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok

NY Times is now in FULL damage control mode after they were called out for referring to the stabbing of an airplane captain and an attempted hijacking by the co-pilot as an "altercation."

Their excuse is that they aren't "activists and partisans."

Pathetic

LOL. They sure are quick to trumpet all of the nonsense claims of Democrats, open borders NGOs, and Hamas.

But here, they're taking a cautious approach because they're not "activists and partisans."

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:30 PM




Comments

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1 Otters called

Posted by: SciVo at September 30, 2026 06:33 PM (ke3zm)

2 Hello.

Posted by: Case at September 30, 2026 06:33 PM (9+0gc)

3 OT: today I learnt about something called "datura". also something something The Hat Man, journeys through hell and a week long vacation from reality.
youtu.be/zWyrdTl47sM
So a video game developer recommended adding this plant medicine to a booze cocktail, and got called on it. Several commenters complained You're Not The Boss Of Me.

Posted by: datura is baaad, mkayy at September 30, 2026 06:35 PM (88C+u)

4 I could have been first but I was holding hands with my otter.

Posted by: fd at September 30, 2026 06:36 PM (MWfyi)

5 Bet they all preach how to overun the country

Posted by: Skip at September 30, 2026 06:37 PM (Ia/+0)

6 It seems the Islamists cause a whole lot of problems. What we need is another Hammer to come along, and I don't mean MC.

Posted by: fd at September 30, 2026 06:38 PM (MWfyi)

7 It seems the Islamists cause a whole lot of problems. What we need is another Hammer to come along, and I don't mean MC.
Posted by: fd at September 30, 2026 06:38 PM (MWfyi)
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Although, MC would be a fun start

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 30, 2026 06:39 PM (kOzmw)

8 I could have been first but I was holding hands with my otter.
Posted by: fd at September 30, 2026 06:36 PM (MWfyi)


Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 30, 2026 06:39 PM (ExV1e)

9 ...Florida Democratic Senate nominee Angie Nixon...
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Say it with me kids...a "Fundamentally non-serious" selection.

Posted by: Crusader at September 30, 2026 06:39 PM (TN0g+)

10 The wack-a-doo communist BLM revolutionary running as the Democrat for the open Florida senate seat raised money for a supposedly BLM cause and then, get this, no seriously you'll never believe this, can't account for where the money went.

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"That would be ... up the nose, Bob!"

Posted by: ShainS at September 30, 2026 06:39 PM (fTvJp)

11 "After all, he might have just had a "mental health issue."

He does have a mental health issue. How it is dealt with is the problem.

Posted by: fd at September 30, 2026 06:39 PM (MWfyi)

12 World Wars I and II were just serial altercations.

Posted by: CNN at September 30, 2026 06:40 PM (Fn+3X)

13 This "racist" thing. I've heard all of it I can stand. We(all humans) are a little bit tribal, and that's a GOOD thing.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at September 30, 2026 06:40 PM (T5g+F)

14 datura, lol

Posted by: Zombie Billy Mays at September 30, 2026 06:41 PM (VyBeY)

15 We have a SERIOUS rogue judge problem in the US.

It's time for the House to fire up impeachments. Clean house, end the judicial coup and keep deporting!

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"DENIED!"

/US District Clown Judge Bozoberg, de facto Emperor of the USA

Posted by: ShainS at September 30, 2026 06:41 PM (fTvJp)

16 We may never know the motives of that shabby Omani pilot.



Reminds me of the time I had insomnia and caught the live reporter on the jihadi bombing of the Brussels airport. They replayed the security footage, where you could clearly hear “Ally Ackbar!!” a second before the BOOMS, all while the chyron below it read something like “ Airport explosions - police say motive unknown.”

Posted by: Lizzy at September 30, 2026 06:41 PM (4KUe5)

17 What if it had been Lindsay Clancy that tried to crash that plane? Can't you understand what that poor woman must have been going thru?

Posted by: fd at September 30, 2026 06:42 PM (MWfyi)

18 Ace , I think your referring to Erin Burnett as a "pie eating machine" caused her to diet. Now she should work on bit being an idiot

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 30, 2026 06:42 PM (jivel)

19 $270K don't go as far as it used to.

Posted by: Eromero at September 30, 2026 06:42 PM (LHPAg)

20 6 It seems the Islamists cause a whole lot of problems. What we need is another Hammer to come along, and I don't mean MC.

Posted by: fd at September 30, 2026 06:38 PM (MWfyi)


Imagine a life without Islam
https://tinyurl.com/7rvaapn9

Posted by: Gref at September 30, 2026 06:43 PM (5rh/l)

21 From the last one:

So they're publishing this finding -- Muslim refugees down 96% under Trump -- as a primal scream.

But all right-thinking people think: This is what I fucking voted for.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:35 PM


That's fantastic news!

Ugly Kid Joe - Everything About You (Official Music Video)
https://youtu.be/byEGjLU2egA

Is there an American Amelia?

Choking Fox - Sun All Year Round (Remigration Farewell) [Amelia Meme Song]
https://youtu.be/hSm3zQG5K2g

Though I suppose we would need about a dozen Amelias...

Geography by Geoff - Why The US Is Really 12 Nations (Not 50 States)
https://youtu.be/U2eTN6yDRGE

(I haven't actually watched that last one yet -- it's on The List -- so tell me if it sucks.)

Posted by: SciVo at September 30, 2026 06:43 PM (ke3zm)

22 I skipped the Cornell thread earlier, but let me tell you all what happened.

This woman was a willing participant.
Then she saw the "free pussy at delta house" tweet someone sent out that night, and realized she fucked up.

Then her family and friends saw that tweet.

Everyone involved needs to be shamed out of polite society.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 30, 2026 06:43 PM (b//Sn)

23 It's kind of crazy how in the 1990s women on campus were demanding the right to sleep with their profs because they were adults, and then began accusing their hookups of "emotional manipulation" and said that they couldn't REALLY give consent and then all college sex was rape but THEN it was perfectly okay for a man to get naked in the women's locker room and masturbate and if you had a problem YOU WERE THE PROBLEM.

Maybe don't sleep around so much before you decided you want to get married.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 30, 2026 06:43 PM (ZOv7s)

24 Millions are raised for politicians then it disappears into pockets

Posted by: Skip at September 30, 2026 06:43 PM (Ia/+0)

25 **** Immigration judge rules that Trump may deport the leader of a large mosque due to national security concerns.
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Now, do the rest of them.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 30, 2026 06:44 PM (JS6jE)

26 Sean Parnell
@SeanParnellASW
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2h
Today, at Secretary Hegseth’s direction, the Department of War is announcing FORTRESS America—a national insurance policy for the American homeland.

Every major military installation in America will generate its own power.

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That Hegseth guy seems alright.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 30, 2026 06:45 PM (ExV1e)

27 ...religion of peace...

Posted by: George Bush at September 30, 2026 06:45 PM (Wt1Rs)

28 3 yrs old and representing themselves. Precocious!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 30, 2026 06:46 PM (NnhvP)

29 Read the account of the attempted hijacking over at HA. Best part is that a maintenance man who had no flight training helped to charge the cockpit and bring the attacker down. The pilot had been stabbed and was bleeding, so they pulled him out of the cockpit. The plane was still in a steep dive, and he was for the moment alone in the cockpit.

This is the best part:

"Hayoun then returned to the cockpit. “I went back to the controls and pulled back on the yoke, because there was no one left in the cockpit,” he said.

I asked him how he had known what to do. “I had seen Air Crash Investigation on TV,” he told me, laughing. “I pulled back on the controls, and then another pilot came in and said he was taking control of the aircraft.”

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 30, 2026 06:46 PM (ioK7j)

30 Fortress America. Sounds like Festung America . He's a Nazi

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 30, 2026 06:47 PM (jivel)

31 $270K don't go as far as it used to.
Posted by: Eromero at September 30, 2026 06:42 PM (LHPAg)
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That, too, is all the fault of OrangeManBad.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 30, 2026 06:47 PM (FZ29D)

32 I have a crush on Smotrich.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 30, 2026 06:47 PM (QwZKw)

33 Maybe don't sleep around so much before you decided you want to get married.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 30, 2026 06:43 PM (ZOv7s)

I've noted a few cases of OnlyFans ho's who go find a Christian pastor and become insta-tradwifes.

Posted by: and they're still online at September 30, 2026 06:47 PM (88C+u)

34 12 World Wars I and II were just serial altercations.
Posted by: CNN

A slight continuation of politics by other means.

Posted by: Auspex at September 30, 2026 06:47 PM (Y8DZL)

35 Everyone involved needs to be shamed out of polite society.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 30, 2026 06:43 PM (b//Sn)
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You're going to be shocked to learn that during the campus rape hysteria, there was a piece of demographic information that the DEI police tried mightily to hide: the race of the parties involved.

I'm sure we are all shocked to find that white women disproportionately accused black men of rape. Oh, and get this - it was skewed to high-status athletes. A bunch of the cases were girls who had their MRS Degree guy lined up, cheated on him at a party and got found out.

Michigan State had a woman accuse a football player, who was investigated and acquitted, and then the harridans demanded he by lynched er, I mean punished anyway, so he was, his career was destroyed, and he sued the university and got millions and then she sued because he got paid and she needed money, too. What a shitshow that was.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 30, 2026 06:47 PM (ZOv7s)

36 Fortress America. Sounds like Festung America . He's a Nazi
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 30, 2026 06:47 PM (jivel)


FORTRESS stands for: Federal Operations for Resilience, Troop Resources, Energy, Supply, and Survivability.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 30, 2026 06:48 PM (ExV1e)

37 Immigration judge rules that Trump may deport the leader of a large mosque due to national security concerns.
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Now, do the rest of them.
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If those Flock cameras aren't going to be destroyed--put them to good use and deport anyone whose car ever visited a mosque.

Posted by: Crusader at September 30, 2026 06:48 PM (TN0g+)

38 FORTRESS stands for: Federal Operations for Resilience, Troop Resources, Energy, Supply, and Survivability.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 30, 2026 06:48 PM (ExV1e)
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An acronym brought to you by the same people that came up with Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement, and Logistics Division (S.H.I.E.L.D.)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 30, 2026 06:50 PM (FZ29D)

39 Fortress America. Sounds like Festung America . He's a Nazi
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 30, 2026 06:47 PM (jivel)
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Milton Bradley should sue for trademark infringement. It was a fun game and I still have it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 30, 2026 06:50 PM (ZOv7s)

40 "According to The New York Times, hijacking a plane full of people of a very specific identity and trying to crash it into the ground is not necessarily terrorism, and it can be chalked up to a mental health issue."

Yes, same for all the suicide bombers and those that drive vehicles through crowds ... just mental health cases that tried to end their misery. The "I stand with Clancey" crowd would wholeheartedly agree with that opinion.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 30, 2026 06:50 PM (vbXSk)

41 This "racist" thing. I've heard all of it I can stand. We(all humans) are a little bit tribal, and that's a GOOD thing.
Posted by: Don in SoCo

Most racism is just pattern recognition. Stereo types are earned, not awarded. Every east Asian country is ten times as overtly racist as anyone around here.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at September 30, 2026 06:50 PM (l26NL)

42 I really hope the bases are going to use Small Modular Reactors - that would be a great way to jump start the technology.

Test reactors are already being built, they're past the theoretical stage.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 30, 2026 06:51 PM (ioK7j)

43 And ever since Nixon opened Cafe Resistance--a squat, cinderblock building in a downtrodden part of town that appeared, to a Washington Free Beacon reporter on multiple visits, to operate on a shoestring--her personal income has skyrocketed. This has led legal and tax experts consulted by the Free Beacon to question whether the Florida Democratic Socialist could be exploiting her charity to funnel funds to her personal LLC in violation of nonprofit laws.

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"the downtrodden part of town"

Who runs that part of town that downtrods this poor woman? Who has run it for the last, oh, century??

One wonders.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 30, 2026 06:51 PM (uhVAy)

44 Michigan State had a woman accuse a football player, who was investigated and acquitted, and then the harridans demanded he by lynched er, I mean punished anyway, so he was, his career was destroyed, and he sued the university and got millions and then she sued because he got paid and she needed money, too. What a shitshow that was.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

Dude...

-Mel Tucker, at a location unspecified to Eaton County Courts

Posted by: Auspex at September 30, 2026 06:52 PM (Y8DZL)

45 I've noted a few cases of OnlyFans ho's who go find a Christian pastor and become insta-tradwifes.
Posted by: and they're still online at September 30, 2026 06:47 PM (88C+u)
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We all hope for redemption and it can happen that someone who intends to fake it actually fakes themselves into it.

But I cannot ignore that both Candace and Milo had very high-profile conversions to the Catholic faith and that acted like rat bastards. I think they assumed the Catholic thing would bring them a new following and it wasn't enough, so the went the other way.

Who knows, but prayers for both of them. They need it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 30, 2026 06:52 PM (ZOv7s)

46 The Iranian Guard has endorsed the Democrats.

Death to America = Vote Democrat. I really can't argue with that.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at September 30, 2026 06:53 PM (l26NL)

47 I really hope the bases are going to use Small Modular Reactors - that would be a great way to jump start the technology.

Test reactors are already being built, they're past the theoretical stage.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 30, 2026 06:51 PM (ioK7j)

Space probes use bits of radioactive stuff to generate heat that is used to provide power for decades long space missions. Not much reason this couldn't be used for other uses, and no chance of a chain reaction.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 30, 2026 06:53 PM (uhVAy)

48 Oh, and get this - it was skewed to high-status athletes.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

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"you can just grab them by the pussy!"

It's funny because Trump's quote was really a statement of shock at the low morals of so many women. Yet it got inverted. The world turned upside down.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 30, 2026 06:54 PM (b//Sn)

49 Dude...

-Mel Tucker, at a location unspecified to Eaton County Courts
Posted by: Auspex at September 30, 2026 06:52 PM (Y8DZL)
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Tucker was an idiot. He had a clause in his contract that said no hanky-panky at work. The chick was also stupid, because when it leaked, post-Nassar MSU wasn't going to play games and just fired his ass, which also removed their liability.

So then she sued him (knowing he had the text messages showing it was consensual) and now she gets bupkis AND destroyed her lucrative lecture circuit business.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 30, 2026 06:55 PM (ZOv7s)

50 I do not recall

Posted by: ... at September 30, 2026 06:55 PM (vE0+H)

51 "ALL BUT ONE" judge in the District of Minnesota.

Absolutely unbelievable! They should all be IMPEACHED!
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Fool, they have no shame, jail them. They will feel that.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 30, 2026 06:56 PM (JS6jE)

52 Most racism is just pattern recognition. Stereo types are earned, not awarded. Every east Asian country is ten times as overtly racist as anyone around here.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at September 30, 2026 06:50 PM (l26NL)

The fun part is they have entirely different races to do - Chinese versus Koreans vs Japanese vs Indonesian vs Viets.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 30, 2026 06:56 PM (uhVAy)

53 The wack-a-doo communist BLM revolutionary running as the Democrat for the open Florida senate seat raised money for a supposedly BLM cause and then, get this, no seriously you'll never believe this, can't account for where the money went.

https://youtu.be/-WCFUGCOLLU

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 30, 2026 06:58 PM (l3cgK)

54 See ya goat bumper.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at September 30, 2026 06:58 PM (6VKbU)

55 Humper stupid ass spell ck

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at September 30, 2026 06:59 PM (6VKbU)

56 OT

I think a lot of the boomer hate is envy - they grew up before the herpes/aids scares. They lived in safe neighborhoods and good schools and clean streets. They drove cool cars.

I feel that. I grew up at the peak of the scares, cars were econobox crap, and no jobs after graduation. But I didn't blame the boomers.

The problems come from the "greatest generation" that came back from the war and figured they would do all kinds of crazy stuff hear in pursuit of utopia. The GGs were in charge until Clinton, and by then it was already fuck -- it had to be fucked or a scumbag like him and manbearchakra would never have gotten elected.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 30, 2026 06:59 PM (b//Sn)

57 >>18 Ace , I think your referring to Erin Burnett as a "pie eating machine" caused her to diet. Now she should work on bit being an idiot

glad I could help.

Posted by: ace at September 30, 2026 06:59 PM (1wjle)

58 Fortress America. Sounds like Festung America . He's a Nazi
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 30, 2026 06:47 PM (jivel)
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Milton Bradley should sue for trademark infringement. It was a fun game and I still have it.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 30, 2026 06:50 PM (ZOv7s)

I have an old SPI game "Invasion America" where the Chinese invade the West, Euro-Commies from Cuba using hovercraft, and South Americans up Central America. It was a blast.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 30, 2026 06:59 PM (uhVAy)

59 I rate this as 2.5 "Yikes on Bikes!" and one "Yeech on a Beach".

Posted by: Yikes On Bikes at September 30, 2026 06:59 PM (V362x)

60 Judge Boasberg is the kind of leftist that makes up law as he sees fit. He is the go to judge for the socialists to make a ruling. Never should have been put on the bench in the first place.

Posted by: Case at September 30, 2026 07:00 PM (9+0gc)

61 Something was done wrong to you, by you. That feeling is called regret.

_____________________

Hey, GROK....can self-important narcissits experience regret?

GROK: Yes, individuals with narcissistic personality traits or disorder can experience regret, but it is self-focused and shallow rather than genuine remorse for hurting others.


(and, there you go)

Posted by: Orson at September 30, 2026 07:00 PM (dIske)

62 I think the Omani might have srewed up, He's now in Saudi Arabia, not here or Israel where he could tie up the courts.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 30, 2026 07:01 PM (NnhvP)

63 Jeebus Datura. Be prepared for blackout madness.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 30, 2026 07:01 PM (bX16E)

64 "These minors will now be safely and humanely reunited with their families by dedicated public servants who have devoted their lives to combatting child trafficking."

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Sadly, their parents will sell them again.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 30, 2026 07:01 PM (zYpTz)

65 I think the Omani might have srewed up, He's now in Saudi Arabia, not here or Israel where he could tie up the courts.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 30, 2026 07:01 PM (NnhvP)

I don't think Israel has the death penalty, even. He may want to be extradited to Tel Aviv.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 30, 2026 07:02 PM (uhVAy)

66
"the downtrodden part of town"

Sounds like a Billy Joel song.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 30, 2026 07:02 PM (Cqx++)

67 Immigration judge rules that Trump may deport the leader of a large mosque due to national security concerns.


Why that was mighty gracious of him, letting Trump enforce the actual laws that congress wrote.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 30, 2026 07:03 PM (I43vL)

68 I need a few quick hits... of the good stuff.
Leg is killing me, doc says burst popliteal cyst behind knee.
Fucking crippled and I'm only 29.

Posted by: wth at September 30, 2026 07:03 PM (UjdFS)

69 47 I really hope the bases are going to use Small Modular Reactors - that would be a great way to jump start the technology.

Test reactors are already being built, they're past the theoretical stage.
Posted by: Tom Servo
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There are those who are not nay-Sayers believe that we are at the beginning of the 4th industrial revolution, ~ rhyming with the times that Rockefeller took us from candles to lanterns on to Edison and Ford.
If that is so we are at the beginning, the bottom of the market.
What appears to be evermost highs is actually the new bottom.
Of course, one must believe in America and an American's ability to over achieve.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 30, 2026 07:04 PM (JS6jE)

70 "the downtrodden part of town"

Sounds like a Billy Joel song.
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They've taken all the coal from the ground...

Posted by: Crusader at September 30, 2026 07:04 PM (TN0g+)

71 "I think a lot of the boomer hate is envy"

We were a lot more free. Nowadays people are captives of their phones and computers and social media and crap. They should be jealous.

Posted by: fd at September 30, 2026 07:05 PM (MWfyi)

72 60 Judge Boasberg is the kind of leftist that makes up law as he sees fit. He is the go to judge for the socialists to make a ruling. Never should have been put on the bench in the first place.

Posted by: Case at September 30, 2026 07:00 PM (9+0gc)

Agreed. He belongs on the rack.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 30, 2026 07:05 PM (l3cgK)

73 Immigration judge rules that Trump may deport the leader of a large mosque due to national security concerns.


Why that was mighty gracious of him, letting Trump enforce the actual laws that congress wrote.
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Judge Boasberg hasn't weighed in yet.

Posted by: Crusader at September 30, 2026 07:05 PM (TN0g+)

74 "the downtrodden part of town"

Sounds like a Billy Joel song.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 30, 2026 07:02 PM (Cqx++)

Well we know there is a "cheatin'" side of town from the Eagles.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 30, 2026 07:05 PM (uhVAy)

75 Demanding objectivity from the New York Times is like demanding calculus from retard.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 30, 2026 07:05 PM (RIvkX)

76 Maybe I should go down to the Pioneer Chicken stand and meet my man.

Posted by: wth at September 30, 2026 07:06 PM (UjdFS)

77 65 I think the Omani might have srewed up, He's now in Saudi Arabia, not here or Israel where he could tie up the courts.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 30, 2026 07:01 PM (NnhvP)

I don't think Israel has the death penalty, even. He may want to be extradited to Tel Aviv.

Posted by: Oldcat
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He has brought shame upon the House of Saud.


Lop his head off.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 30, 2026 07:06 PM (JS6jE)

78 Oh ffs.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 30, 2026 07:06 PM (zZu0s)

79 Whether he and an Obama 'Champion of Change,' Linda Sarsour, are related - along with her relationship to Hamas - continues to be debated.

Islamic Watch, Taxpayer-Funded College Hosts Sharia-Loving Commencement Speaker With Ties To Terror Group, April 2017



Posted by: L - No nic... at September 30, 2026 07:06 PM (NFX2v)

80 66
"the downtrodden part of town"

Sounds like a Billy Joel song.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 30, 2026 07:02 PM (Cqx++)

Stole the idea from me ...

Posted by: Johnny Rivers at September 30, 2026 07:08 PM (oCio0)

81 72 60 Judge Boasberg is the kind of leftist that makes up law as he sees fit. He is the go to judge for the socialists to make a ruling. Never should have been put on the bench in the first place.

Posted by: Case at September 30, 2026 07:00 PM (9+0gc)

Agreed. He belongs on the rack.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 30, 2026 07:05 PM (l3cgK)
_______________________________

While there is no official requirement that judges get assigned randomly to cases, there sure ought to be. It wouldn't do much good in the DC courts due to the over representation of political hacks, but in other jurisdictions it would make a huge difference.

I wouldn't be against a literal drawing from the hat in the presnece of both sides.

Posted by: Orson at September 30, 2026 07:08 PM (dIske)

82 "the downtrodden part of town"

Who runs that part of town that downtrods this poor woman? Who has run it for the last, oh, century??

One wonders.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 30, 2026 06:51 PM (uhVAy)
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I marked that too. What is this Tale of Two Cities?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 30, 2026 07:08 PM (RIvkX)

83 "I keep hearing about young women who reinterpret past sexual experiences as nonconsensual."

Sweetie, there is a reason you are supposed to keep your panties on until you are married. That, right there, is the reason.

If you don't want to feel like a slight upgrade from a tube sock by some horndog promising you the moon, get off the mattress.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 30, 2026 07:10 PM (GYqb1)

84 I live in the uptrodden part of town,

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 30, 2026 07:12 PM (b//Sn)

85 "I think a lot of the boomer hate is envy"

We were a lot more free. Nowadays people are captives of their phones and computers and social media and crap. They should be jealous.

Posted by: fd at September 30, 2026 07:05 PM


That's a part of the boomer hate but the big part IMO is that typically boomers have significantly more money to spend than younger generations and that causes some serious resentment.


I have personally encountered this "it's not fair" attitude from younger people.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 30, 2026 07:12 PM (I43vL)

86 Don't trod on my town.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 30, 2026 07:12 PM (JS6jE)

87 75 Demanding objectivity from the New York Times is like demanding calculus from retard.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 30, 2026 07:05 PM (RIvkX)

My high school math teacher demanded that of me. It was a pretty tough ask, all things considered. But now I can dx/dy with the best of them.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 30, 2026 07:13 PM (GYqb1)

88 All major restaurant chains are closing 100scof stores because the Trump economy is so awesome!; GDP up !!
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I piss on IHOP's grave.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 30, 2026 07:13 PM (RIvkX)

89 keep hearing about young women who reinterpret past sexual experiences as nonconsensual."

Sweetie, there is a reason you are supposed to keep your panties on until you are married. That, right there, is the reason.

If you don't want to feel like a slight upgrade from a tube sock by some horndog promising you the moon, get off the mattress.

Just sayin'.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 30, 2026 07:10 PM (GYqb1)

Suggesting that young women act with restraint and take responsibility for their own actions? That's just straight up misogyny!

Posted by: The current ethos at September 30, 2026 07:13 PM (TbWk/)

90 Were the unnamed Israelis referring to the possibility that the co-pilot may have been attempting suicide by crashing a plane full of passengers making wanking gestures while talking to the reporter?
This is an important point, here.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 30, 2026 07:14 PM (rbvCR)

91 I have personally encountered this "it's not fair" attitude from younger people.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 30, 2026 07:12 PM (I43vL)

They are too stupid to see that we were all broke when we were their age, and we worked our asses off to get away from that.

Some of us have had a job since 1973. I earned my retirement.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 30, 2026 07:14 PM (GYqb1)

92 I have personally encountered this "it's not fair" attitude from younger people.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS)
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If they can't get up and get it they are welcome to go fuck themselves.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 30, 2026 07:15 PM (JS6jE)

93 "That's a part of the boomer hate but the big part IMO is that typically boomers have significantly more money to spend than younger generations and that causes some serious resentment."

Work at it for 40+ years and get back to me.

Posted by: fd at September 30, 2026 07:15 PM (MWfyi)

94 Idea: Sequel to "A Streetcar Named Desire" - "A Fat Chick Called Regret"

I still got it.

Posted by: Zombie Tennessee Williams at September 30, 2026 07:16 PM (47/pr)

95
That's a part of the boomer hate but the big part IMO is that typically boomers have significantly more money to spend than younger generations and that causes some serious resentment.

I have some money now but I sure didn't when I was their age.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 30, 2026 07:16 PM (Cqx++)

96 Suggesting that young women act with restraint and take responsibility for their own actions? That's just straight up misogyny!
Posted by: The current ethos at September 30, 2026 07:13 PM (TbWk/)

Accountability is literal poison to them. Or, it ust does not exist in their reality. Or it's only for dudes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 30, 2026 07:16 PM (zZu0s)

97 When it comes to current "socialist" horseshit, it is all envy. All of the ads for Mary Peltola are about how much money Dan Sullivan makes, and how he, single-handedly, made everyone pay more for their Obamacare, and how he never has to worry about paying the electric bill.

Envy.

Don't want to be broke? Get a job and quit making piss poor decisions.

Or seethe with envy and take whatever your communist masters deign to give you, if anything.

Like I said, poor choices.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 30, 2026 07:17 PM (GYqb1)

98 Calculus was bitter torture. No one explained why I was there, what was going on, and what this was for. Algebra, Geometry all clear. Trigonometry was questionable. But calculus was "here do this daily mental torture then take this test and also shut up."

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 30, 2026 07:18 PM (RIvkX)

99 ====
I piss on IHOP's grave.

Posted by: San Franpsycho
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They used to make delicious carafes of coffee and Denver omelettes. They left their lane.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 30, 2026 07:18 PM (JS6jE)

100 He may want to be extradited to Tel Aviv.
Posted by: Oldcat
That would require extradition laws between them!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 30, 2026 07:18 PM (NnhvP)

101 Accountability is literal poison to them. Or, it ust does not exist in their reality. Or it's only for dudes.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 30, 2026 07:16 PM (zZu0s)

There used to be shame associated with being the town pump.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 30, 2026 07:18 PM (GYqb1)

102 I think the Omani might have srewed up, He's now in Saudi Arabia, not here or Israel where he could tie up the courts.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

The Bee says he's already been offered a job by British Airways.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at September 30, 2026 07:18 PM (l26NL)

103 Work at it for 40+ years and get back to me.
Posted by: fd at September 30, 2026 07:15 PM (MWfyi)

Ill take their side just a bit. One of the biggest keys to wealth is breaking the rent trap. Houses are insane in value now. It is not 'save up 10 or 20k to get 10% on the balance' but more like 40 or 50k.

Thats a tough hill to climb for anyone.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 30, 2026 07:18 PM (zZu0s)

104 I could just be tripping, but doesn't Jack Smith and that ugly Judge Boasberg look sort of like retarded twins?

DEPORT THEM ALL (including Jack Smith and Boasberg)

I would be jailed in the UK for writing those 3 words or thinking this.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 30, 2026 07:19 PM (hzuYO)

105

Young Man Blues

But you know nowadays
It's the old man,
He's got all the money
And a young man ain't got nothin' in the world these days
I said nothing

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 30, 2026 07:19 PM (Cqx++)

106 ICE be upon him: Immigration judge rules that Trump may deport the leader of a large mosque due to national security concerns.

All the muzzies who attend and listen to him should go as well

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 30, 2026 07:19 PM (NnhvP)

107 Why are all of these pro-Palestinian fucks here pumping out their anti-Israeli shit? Wouldn't it make more sense if they were in the middle east?

Get these un-American cockroaches out of here!

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 30, 2026 07:19 PM (VQ7/I)

108 99 Calculus was bitter torture. No one explained why I was there, what was going on, and what this was for. Algebra, Geometry all clear. Trigonometry was questionable. But calculus was "here do this daily mental torture then take this test and also shut up."
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 30, 2026 07:18 PM (RIvkX)

I ended up using almost all of those nearly daily, but I didn't know that when I was learning it. Girls aren't supposed to be good at math, but there I was.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 30, 2026 07:20 PM (GYqb1)

109 >>> Immigration judge rules that Trump may deport the leader of a large mosque

Fixed:

Immigration judge rules that Trump may deport the any leader of a large any mosque

Posted by: Max Power at September 30, 2026 07:20 PM (SwyyQ)

110 There used to be shame associated with being the town pump.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 30, 2026 07:18 PM (GYqb1)

Now they boast about it as a dating strategy. I have seen the same shit touted to men by the alpha retard gurus. The idea, as I understand it, is to limit the possibility of emotional damage by limiting emotional engagement by maintaining multiple partners simultaneously.

Of course, what these idiots do not understand- that shit is toxic to someone actually trying to form a long term relationship. What fools.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 30, 2026 07:21 PM (zZu0s)

111 Space probes use bits of radioactive stuff to generate heat that is used to provide power for decades long space missions. Not much reason this couldn't be used for other uses, and no chance of a chain reaction.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 30, 2026 06:53 PM (uhVAy)


Well, first this is stuff that is HIGHLY radioactive, and also it doesn't put out as much heat as is needed to run a base. There was some very early discussion in the 50's that a mini-Thorium reactor could be jiggered with this small amount of isotope and put in series, but the problem there is still that the gamma source is highly radioactive and really bad for children, pets, and people who like their genome the was it was issued.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 30, 2026 07:21 PM (rbvCR)

112 Some of us have had a job since 1973. I earned my retirement.
Posted by: tcn in AK
Now add up all the vacation time off you have ever taken. The percentage sucks.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 30, 2026 07:22 PM (NnhvP)

113 Work at it for 40+ years and get back to me.

Posted by: fd
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Make commitments and keep them, make investments in the future and honor them.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 30, 2026 07:22 PM (JS6jE)

114 I put down $40k on a house 25 years ago. I worked extra hard and more hours to save up the down payment while paying rent. It can be done.

Posted by: fd at September 30, 2026 07:22 PM (MWfyi)

115 White Sox up 7-3, bottom of the sixth.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at September 30, 2026 07:22 PM (l26NL)

116 that was just a bad hookup when I was 19”
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No wonder the Paolo is so popular with the ladies

Posted by: 496 at September 30, 2026 07:23 PM (aadd2)

117 Ill take their side just a bit. One of the biggest keys to wealth is breaking the rent trap. Houses are insane in value now. It is not 'save up 10 or 20k to get 10% on the balance' but more like 40 or 50k.

Thats a tough hill to climb for anyone.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 30, 2026 07:18 PM (zZu0s)

I was excited when minimum wage went up to $2.95. I think its something like $15 now in a lot of places. You make a lot more in the trades. Except if you spend it all on fancy coffee, vapes and weed, in which case it doesn't cover the basics.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 30, 2026 07:23 PM (GYqb1)

118 I'm definitely spending too much time on the internet
sunnah.com/ibnmajah:4337
Muslims get 72 houris - but how does the math work out? Especially since the Prophet (pbuh) saw that most people in hell are women. I mean, some of the houris could be boys, but still . . .
Ibn Majah here says that two of the houris are from heaven and the other seventy are from hell.

Posted by: scarlet gospel at September 30, 2026 07:23 PM (88C+u)

119 I put down $40k on a house 25 years ago. I worked extra hard and more hours to save up the down payment while paying rent. It can be done.
Posted by: fd at September 30, 2026 07:22 PM (MWfyi)

Not saying it cant be done.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 30, 2026 07:23 PM (zZu0s)

120 Regrets? I have a few ...

Posted by: as crooned bt Frank Sinatra at September 30, 2026 07:23 PM (0sNs1)

121 Now add up all the vacation time off you have ever taken. The percentage sucks.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron
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Only if your life sucks. Does your life suck?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 30, 2026 07:23 PM (JS6jE)

122 source: Meira K. Seems to be Anglo-Jewish.
youtu.be/OPvuYH9i2j4

Posted by: 88C+u at September 30, 2026 07:24 PM (88C+u)

123 They all should go

Posted by: Skip at September 30, 2026 07:24 PM (Ia/+0)

124 Some of us have had a job since 1973.
Posted by: tcn in AK

And get off my lawn youngster!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 30, 2026 07:24 PM (NnhvP)

125 I put down $40k on a house 25 years ago. I worked extra hard and more hours to save up the down payment while paying rent. It can be done.
Posted by: fd

My older son just bought a house for him and his new bride in Colorado. I know I keep commenting about it but I can't believe it.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at September 30, 2026 07:24 PM (l26NL)

126 Now add up all the vacation time off you have ever taken. The percentage sucks.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 30, 2026 07:22 PM (NnhvP)

Maybe, but the TxMoMe counts double.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 30, 2026 07:25 PM (GYqb1)

127 I had a roommate in college who had a revolving door to her bedroom. She was a few years older and already a RN.

I never knew who would come out that door, married doctor or not, but at least she did not have threesomes. At least while I was there.

At my nursing reunion, one of my two classmates (who lived above me in an 100+ year old historic home) told me a story. While I was home in MS for the summer she came into the back door to do laundry in the basement. Said roomie was stark nekkid on the couch with a guy and it freaked her out. I dare say!

I used to sit on that couch and it grosses me out 50yrs later.

I was the total opposite and married the guy I was dating at the time. My bedroom door had no surprises.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 30, 2026 07:25 PM (hzuYO)

128 3 OT: today I learnt about something called "datura". also something something The Hat Man, journeys through hell and a week long vacation from reality.
youtu.be/zWyrdTl47sM
Posted by: datura is baaad, mkayy at September 30, 2026 06:35 PM (88C+u)
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Commonly known as Jimson Weed. Yeah don't freakin smoke that shit lol. You will trip balls and maybe die.

Posted by: ballistic at September 30, 2026 07:25 PM (oqH4h)

129 116 White Sox up 7-3, bottom of the sixth.
Posted by: Blutarski

In fairness, they're playing the Asterisks (.500 AL-W)

Posted by: 88C+u at September 30, 2026 07:25 PM (88C+u)

130 White Sox up 7-3, bottom of the sixth.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at September 30, 2026 07:22 PM


That's the power of a blessing by the Pope.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 30, 2026 07:25 PM (0sNs1)

131 125 Some of us have had a job since 1973.
Posted by: tcn in AK

And get off my lawn youngster!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 30, 2026 07:24 PM (NnhvP)

Well, I had paper routes before that, but I had to be 12 to bus tables.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 30, 2026 07:26 PM (GYqb1)

132 The thing about being a young man is you have a lot of potential energy if you don't squander it. As you get older you do learn to work smarter but you will never have the energy you had in your 20s.

Unless you are PDT. That guy has more energy than ten giraffes.

Posted by: fd at September 30, 2026 07:26 PM (MWfyi)

133 While there is no official requirement that judges get assigned randomly to cases, there sure ought to be. It wouldn't do much good in the DC courts due to the over representation of political hacks, but in other jurisdictions it would make a huge difference.

I wouldn't be against a literal drawing from the hat in the presnece of both sides.
Posted by: Orson at September 30, 2026 07:08 PM (dIske)


I am thinking that if the Minnesota judges get the judicial misconduct claims prosecuted, the DC courts will be next. Judges understand precedent.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 30, 2026 07:26 PM (rbvCR)

134
Only if your life sucks. Does your life suck?

Posted by: Braenyard


The percentage of vacation days to work days certainly did.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 30, 2026 07:26 PM (NnhvP)

135 109 99 Calculus was bitter torture. No one explained why I was there, what was going on, and what this was for. Algebra, Geometry all clear. Trigonometry was questionable. But calculus was "here do this daily mental torture then take this test and also shut up."
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 30, 2026 07:18 PM (RIvkX)

I ended up using almost all of those nearly daily, but I didn't know that when I was learning it. Girls aren't supposed to be good at math, but there I was.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 30, 2026 07:20 PM (GYqb1)

Some teachers do a sh**ty job teaching it. If they just explained it simply it would made more intuitive sense. I won't explain it here, as it would violate the "no math" rule...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 30, 2026 07:27 PM (l3cgK)

136 131 Well, I had paper routes before that, but I had to be 12 to bus tables.

these days, they uber tables so you have to be at least 16. or an illegal immigrant.

Posted by: anachronda at September 30, 2026 07:29 PM (v3pYe)

137 Calculus was bitter torture. No one explained why I was there, what was going on, and what this was for. Algebra, Geometry all clear. Trigonometry was questionable. But calculus was "here do this daily mental torture then take this test and also shut up."
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 30, 2026 07:18 PM


I'm interpolating this as calculus didn't become integral to your life.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 30, 2026 07:29 PM (0sNs1)

138 Except if you spend it all on fancy coffee, vapes and weed, in which case it doesn't cover the basics.

Posted by: tcn in AK
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They don't know the difference between trinkets and tangible assets.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 30, 2026 07:29 PM (JS6jE)

139 I have personally encountered this "it's not fair" attitude from younger people.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 30, 2026 07:12 PM (I43vL)

They are too stupid to see that we were all broke when we were their age, and we worked our asses off to get away from that.

Some of us have had a job since 1973. I earned my retirement.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 30, 2026 07:14 PM


One thing we all sometimes need to be reminded of is that since day one of public school these kids have been taught that there is only so much money and the economy is a zero sum game.


With billionaires and millionaires taking more than their "fair share" that leaves less for them. I know that is both wrong and stupid but that is what they have been taught for decades in public schools.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 30, 2026 07:29 PM (I43vL)

140 Oh no, math jokes.

*runs away"

Posted by: fd at September 30, 2026 07:30 PM (MWfyi)

141 Some of us have had a job since 1973.
Posted by: tcn in AK

The year of my birth

*Rides off on Bidg Wheel*

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 30, 2026 07:30 PM (xxBSa)

142 Ill take their side just a bit. One of the biggest keys to wealth is breaking the rent trap. Houses are insane in value now. It is not 'save up 10 or 20k to get 10% on the balance' but more like 40 or 50k.

Thats a tough hill to climb for anyone.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 30, 2026 07:18 PM (zZu0s)
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I take their side a lot on this particular issue. Older Americans, for the most part, have absolutely no idea what home values are now and what it takes for a young person to crack into the homeowner category.

A number of years ago a person could find a starter home in a good neighborhood with good schools for 100-200k. That's a 10-20k down payment. If you're frugal with a decent job you can save for a couple of years and swing that and start a family.

Now? lol. Good luck. Any home in any place where there are jobs and decent schools is 500k+ and if you're trying to start a family both the husband and wife are working full time and saving everything for years and years to get a chance.

And spare me the "Oh but there are great homes in East Bumfuck, Ohio!" Yeah there are no jobs there. And the homes are still 300k+.

Posted by: ballistic at September 30, 2026 07:31 PM (oqH4h)

143 Big Wheel.

Terrible typing day.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 30, 2026 07:31 PM (xxBSa)

144 With billionaires and millionaires taking more than their "fair share"
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 30, 2026 07:29 PM


Did you know a $16 million bank account in China has been found with Bernie Sanders (I-VT) as the owner?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 30, 2026 07:31 PM (0sNs1)

145 Big Wheel.

Terrible typing day.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 30, 2026 07:31 PM


Proud Mary is proud of you.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 30, 2026 07:32 PM (0sNs1)

146 Well, first this is stuff that is HIGHLY radioactive, and also it doesn't put out as much heat as is needed to run a base. There was some very early discussion in the 50's that a mini-Thorium reactor could be jiggered with this small amount of isotope and put in series, but the problem there is still that the gamma source is highly radioactive and really bad for children, pets, and people who like their genome the was it was issued.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 30, 2026 07:21 PM (rbvCR)

So seal it up. You wanna know what else is radioactive? The sky, the ground, your granite counters, and your own genes.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 30, 2026 07:32 PM (uhVAy)

147 119 I'm definitely spending too much time on the internet
sunnah.com/ibnmajah:4337
Muslims get 72 houris - but how does the math work out? Especially since the Prophet (pbuh) saw that most people in hell are women. I mean, some of the houris could be boys, but still . . .
Ibn Majah here says that two of the houris are from heaven and the other seventy are from hell.
Posted by: scarlet gospel at September 30, 2026 07:23 PM (88C+u)
Read the whole book, guilt-free crime and 'rewards' in paradise.

Posted by: Eromero at September 30, 2026 07:32 PM (LHPAg)

148 Supremes just said the Tennessee woman awaiting execution doesn't have to wait any more over ruling a lower court's stay.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at September 30, 2026 07:32 PM (l26NL)

149 >>>Calculus was bitter torture. No one explained why I was there, what was going on, and what this was for.

>I hear journalists and newcasters talk about the calculus of a current situation all of the time. How hard could it be?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 30, 2026 07:33 PM (VQ7/I)

150 Nood.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 30, 2026 07:34 PM (0sNs1)

151 >>Oh no, math jokes.

*runs away"



Are you trig-ered?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 30, 2026 07:35 PM (rOKnE)

152 >>>Calculus was bitter torture. No one explained why I was there, what was going on, and what this was for.

>I hear journalists and newcasters talk about the calculus of a current situation all of the time. How hard could it be?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 30, 2026 07:33 PM (VQ7/I)

I loved calculus after the algebra courses before it. Smooth and easy. I even liked Differential Equations once I got to Quantum Physics and there was a 'real world' purpose to it.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 30, 2026 07:35 PM (uhVAy)

153 And spare me the "Oh but there are great homes in East Bumfuck, Ohio!" Yeah there are no jobs there. And the homes are still 300k+.
Posted by: ballistic at September 30, 2026 07:31 PM (oqH4h)


I have been reliably informed that they should try harder and live like the four Yorkshiremen, and be happy for it.
It will give them character and understand what they have when eventually they get it.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 30, 2026 07:36 PM (rbvCR)

154 In proportion to incomes homes today are no more expensive than they were then.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 30, 2026 07:36 PM (JS6jE)

155 I blow through a lot of "other" in a month.

I thought it was snort a lot of "other" off naked "other".

Posted by: Community Notes at September 30, 2026 07:36 PM (NzX/y)

156 So seal it up. You wanna know what else is radioactive? The sky, the ground, your granite counters, and your own genes.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 30, 2026 07:32 PM (uhVAy)


Well, then stick one in your front pocket and don't complain if all your kids have three balls and a purple goatee

Posted by: Kindltot at September 30, 2026 07:37 PM (rbvCR)

157
That's a part of the boomer hate but the big part IMO is that typically boomers have significantly more money to spend than younger generations and that causes some serious resentment.

I have some money now but I sure didn't when I was their age.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 30, 2026 07:16 PM (Cqx++)



Very True.

It took a long time before I didn't feel that I was just running in place.

I was always moving forward, but the benefits of normal life accrue fairly slowly and then they take off.

Someone whining to me that it just isn't fair that they don't have what I have, can just bite my ass.

They haven't worked as hard or as long as I have.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 30, 2026 07:38 PM (YSUhf)

158 Commonly known as Jimson Weed. Yeah don't freakin smoke that shit lol. You will trip balls and maybe die.
Posted by: ballistic

Killed the plants growing in this yard and carefully threw out the nasty seed pods.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 30, 2026 07:39 PM (NnhvP)

159 But I didn't blame the boomers.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 30, 2026 06:59 PM (b//Sn)
---
I think there is a misunderstanding between petulant blaming and analysis of where the mistakes were made. Everyone makes mistakes, the question is how do we avoid the same one and getting out of the situation we are in.

To do that we have to re-evaluate things, such as: is a two-income family desirable? Has no-fault divorce been a good thing? Has Free Trade lived up to its promises?

There's also the question of "who, whom?" in terms of where society should place its emphasis. Right now we have a retirement system that crushes the young with ever higher payments for every smaller returns. Similarly, we set up a tax/benefit structure based on the idea that old people would die around 62 and not need long-term care, and that families would all have 3 kids or more.

That's where the "bootstrap" thing doesn't work because the economy is completely unlike it was in 1973 or even 1993. I bought a house in my 20s in 2001, but I could not do it today and that's a problem.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 30, 2026 07:40 PM (ZOv7s)

160 Are you trig-ered?
Posted by: Lizzy at September 30, 2026 07:35 PM


Is that a sin?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 30, 2026 07:41 PM (0sNs1)

161 154 In proportion to incomes homes today are no more expensive than they were then.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 30, 2026 07:36 PM (JS6jE)
---

Fucking rofl, case in point.

Try harder! Don't spend your money on Starbucks!

Posted by: ballistic at September 30, 2026 07:41 PM (oqH4h)

162 137 Calculus was bitter torture. No one explained why I was there, what was going on, and what this was for. Algebra, Geometry all clear. Trigonometry was questionable. But calculus was "here do this daily mental torture then take this test and also shut up."
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 30, 2026 07:18 PM

I'm interpolating this as calculus didn't become integral to your life.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 30, 2026 07:29 PM (0sNs1)

That summed it up.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 30, 2026 07:41 PM (l3cgK)

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