Unbearable Cafe

Corgi took the biggest branch in the woods.

Close encounter of the ursine kind.

Little girl plays with her doggos.

Cats don't want toys you buy for them. They want to steal your stuff and make it their toy.

Waterfall in Ibaraki, Japan.

Puppy in a ball pit.

Stray kitten adopts a human.

Bears: A Continuing Concern.

The winner of last week's Fat Bear contest.

This mama buffalo understands the subversive menace of bears.

Bear enjoys a free blow-out.

For more than 20 years, Christian Moullec has flown with birds. With his microlight aircraft he guides migrating flocks of vulnerable species and orphaned birds

[📹 NatGeo]pic.twitter.com/6HlKt6srRc
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) September 25, 2026

No matter the species, kids will be kids..🐘😅 https://t.co/oWvzV9wVed
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) October 5, 2026

Bears: The Menace the Establishment Refuses to Name.

A bear broke into a house to steal food, but ended up getting completely humbled by a 3-pound Pomeranian. He was seriously out of touch with reality https://t.co/ZRiNgvJaJY
— Nature Unedited (@NatureUnedited) June 14, 2026

Thanks to Lizzy.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:30 PM

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1 It's only Monday and that top pic has already exceeded the cuteness quota for the week.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 05, 2026 07:37 PM (FZ29D)

2 Cute puppies

Posted by: Duke Lowell at October 05, 2026 07:38 PM (u73oe)

3 They want to steal your stuff and make it their toy.
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Yep. Chloe the Bengal Klutz Kitty has discovered the pens I keep on my desk. They are now her playthings.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 05, 2026 07:40 PM (FZ29D)

4
The bird guy is awesome.

Posted by: four seasons at October 05, 2026 07:40 PM (/QHx4)

5 A King Charles and a Norfolk terrier?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 05, 2026 07:41 PM (7zn4w)

6 Awww, I could sure cuddle those puppies. The downside of being old is no more puppies or kittens.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 05, 2026 07:44 PM (nxLtX)

7 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at October 05, 2026 07:45 PM (hG5L0)

8 Dinner is almost ready! We have pork tenderloin with a Greek marinade on the grill, sautéed rainbow veggies and brown rice cooked in bone broth. Wash up!

Posted by: Piper at October 05, 2026 07:46 PM (ZdaMQ)

9 Do bears eat buffalo babies?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 05, 2026 07:47 PM (Cqx++)

10 dooooh

Puppies!

Posted by: JackStraw at October 05, 2026 07:47 PM (viF8m)

11 Dinner is almost ready! We have pork tenderloin with a Greek marinade on the grill, sautéed rainbow veggies and brown rice cooked in bone broth. Wash up!
Posted by: Piper at October 05, 2026 07:46 PM (ZdaMQ)
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Is it Pride Month again already?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 05, 2026 07:48 PM (FZ29D)

12 "I'm the bwanch manager. He's the assistant bwanch manager."

Posted by: the brown puppy at October 05, 2026 07:49 PM (VHUov)

13 That top photo would even make The Ice Man smile.

Posted by: polynikes at October 05, 2026 07:49 PM (KC5Lt)

14 Dinner is almost ready! We have pork tenderloin with a Greek marinade on the grill, sautéed rainbow veggies and brown rice cooked in bone broth. Wash up!
Posted by: Piper at October 05, 2026 07:46 PM

What happened to the squash?

Posted by: Goats at October 05, 2026 07:50 PM (0sNs1)

15 Knew a woman up in NH who used to put Reaper peppers dipped in hamburger fat just outside her patio door to avoid bear intrusion. Her theory is that they wouldn't be able to resist the rancid burger scent, and would take things just one step too far.

My hypothesis was that they would go into a frenzy and likely tear the entire place apart. Sadly, I'll likely never know.

Posted by: Orson at October 05, 2026 07:51 PM (dIske)

16 What happened to the squash?
Posted by: Goats at October 05, 2026 07:50

That was lunch! I ate it.

Posted by: Piper at October 05, 2026 07:51 PM (ZdaMQ)

17
*tucks napkin under chin*

I will have the blue-plate special.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 05, 2026 07:52 PM (eRlcH)

18
How does airplane geese guy keep the geese out of the propeller?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 05, 2026 07:53 PM (VWtfl)

19 >>>For more than 20 years, Christian Moullec has flown with birds. With his microlight aircraft he guides migrating flocks of vulnerable species and orphaned birds

Anna Paquin played him in the movie.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116329/

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 05, 2026 07:55 PM (syz1S)

20 *tucks napkin under chin*
I will have the blue-plate special.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 05, 2026 07:52 PM

And which wine will Monsieur be having with his blue-plate special?

Posted by: Assistant Associate AoSHQ Cafe Sommilier at October 05, 2026 07:55 PM (0sNs1)

21 How does airplane geese guy keep the geese out of the propeller?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug

Prop is iin the back and probably shrouded.

Posted by: MkY at October 05, 2026 07:55 PM (ZHRuH)

22 *spray paints paper plate blue*

Do ya want gold silverware too?

Posted by: Your waiter at October 05, 2026 07:55 PM (MWfyi)

23 I'm reading about a bunch of Dems backing out of debates. That's how much faith they have in the cheat.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at October 05, 2026 07:55 PM (l26NL)

24 What if that goose did a crazy ivan on those ultralight dudes? Bad juju to be that close to an animal with a brain the size of a raisinet.

Posted by: Eromero at October 05, 2026 07:56 PM (QTuIR)

25 What if that goose did a crazy ivan on those ultralight dudes? Bad juju to be that close to an animal with a brain the size of a raisinet.
Posted by: Eromero at October 05, 2026 07:56 PM

Typically, so-called "Crazy Ivans" are performed by underwater submersibles. Did you, perhaps, mean "barrel roll", "Immelmann", or another aeronautical maneuver?

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at October 05, 2026 07:59 PM (0sNs1)

26 >>I'm reading about a bunch of Dems backing out of debates. That's how much faith they have in the cheat.

Alternative theory. A debate would only hurt them because they would be forced to defend the insane shit they promoted before going into campaign mode.

See Oompa Loompa Abdul.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 05, 2026 08:01 PM (viF8m)

27 Thank you for the fun vids. And your continuing bear vigilance.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 05, 2026 08:01 PM (4HoLg)

28
Runbeck Election Services MISTAKENLY sent ballots to some Maricopa voters already. They also did that in 2022.

Elections are going to be lit this year.

Story at Gateway Pundit.

Posted by: four seasons at October 05, 2026 08:02 PM (/QHx4)

29 This mama buffalo understands the subversive menace of bears.

It's becoming almost a reflex, but I'm not sure that isn't AI. Still cool. It isn't everyday you see a grizzly get knocked on its ass.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 05, 2026 08:04 PM (Riz8t)

30 Alternative theory. A debate would only hurt them because they would be forced to defend the insane shit they promoted before going into campaign mode.

Yup. That seems like a much more likely explanation.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 05, 2026 08:05 PM (Riz8t)

31
Way past overdue:

0:18 / 2:06
Bill Melugin reposted

Sean Parnell

@SeanParnellASW
·
33m
Secretary of War Pete Hegseth has recommended — and President Donald J. Trump has approved — death by U.S. Army firing squad for convicted terrorist Nidal Malik Hasan, the jihadist who opened fire on unarmed American soldiers at Fort Hood in 2009. He killed 13 people and wounded 32 others while shouting “Allahu Akbar” during the attack.

The Secretary of the Army will set the time and place of the execution. Judgement day for Hasan has finally come.

Posted by: beckster at October 05, 2026 08:07 PM (kX27y)

32 I didn't mean to shut down the thread.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 05, 2026 08:07 PM (Riz8t)

33
A King Charles and a Norfolk terrier?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 05, 2026 07:41 PM (7zn4w)

___________

Good guess. Norfolks have drop ears while Norwich Terriers have upright ears. But ear set with puppies changes a lot as they grow.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 05, 2026 08:07 PM (eRlcH)

34 "Judgement day for Hasan has finally come.
Posted by: beckster"

God help us all I hope I am wrong.

Posted by: Guy who always says nothing will happen and is usually right at October 05, 2026 08:08 PM (MWfyi)

35 Secretary of War Pete Hegseth has recommended — and President Donald J. Trump has approved — death by U.S. Army firing squad for convicted terrorist Nidal Malik Hasan, the jihadist who opened fire on unarmed American soldiers at Fort Hood in 2009. He killed 13 people and wounded 32 others while shouting “Allahu Akbar” during the attack.

The Secretary of the Army will set the time and place of the execution. Judgement day for Hasan has finally come.

Justice delayed is justice denied, but I'll take it.

Posted by: Archimedes at October 05, 2026 08:08 PM (Riz8t)

36 Alternative theory. A debate would only hurt them because they would be forced to defend the insane shit they promoted before going into campaign mode.

Yup. That seems like a much more likely explanation.
Posted by: Archimedes at October 05, 2026 08:05 PM (Riz8t)
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Dems are all cowards at heart.

It's one thing when your campaign staff can spin out lies and misinformation in campaign ads.

It's very different when your opponent has a chance to challenge you directly on stage in front of a live audience.

They can't defend the indefensible, no matter how hard they try.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 05, 2026 08:09 PM (FZ29D)

37 That cogi made fetch happen.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 05, 2026 08:10 PM (GfgtS)

38 I hope it's tomorrow at 5am. If nobody else wants to get up that early to do it I will.

Posted by: fd at October 05, 2026 08:10 PM (MWfyi)

39 Secretary of War Pete Hegseth has recommended — and President Donald J. Trump has approved — death by U.S. Army firing squad for convicted terrorist Nidal Malik Hasan, the jihadist who opened fire on unarmed American soldiers at Fort Hood in 2009. He killed 13 people and wounded 32 others while shouting “Allahu Akbar” during the attack.

The Secretary of the Army will set the time and place of the execution. Judgement day for Hasan has finally come.
Posted by: beckster at October 05, 2026 08:07 PM (kX27y)
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I would prefer he died at the end of a rope.

He doesn't deserve the honorable death of a soldier, but rather the dishonorable death of a coward and a traitor.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 05, 2026 08:10 PM (FZ29D)

40 >>>Do bears eat buffalo babies?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

>Bears will eat buffaloes, moose and elk, if they can take them down. Tough to take down a buffalo. You don't want to mess with any of them.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at October 05, 2026 08:11 PM (kvLZQ)

41 The Secretary of the Army will set the time and place of the execution. Judgement day for Hasan has finally come.

Is there a cancellation list for the firing squad appointment?

Posted by: RI Red at October 05, 2026 08:11 PM (GSdlI)

42 downside of being old is no more puppies or kittens."

Sucks, huh? We did wind up with Meep, though...

(Vet says about year old) Calico. So freaking cute. Plays well with older Shih Tzu too...

Posted by: man at October 05, 2026 08:12 PM (61VNf)

43
A Hawaiian judge will rule he should be released, awarded back pay and promoted.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 05, 2026 08:12 PM (eRlcH)

44 Awww...puppy dogs are cute.

Posted by: Case at October 05, 2026 08:13 PM (9+0gc)

45 >>I didn't mean to shut down the thread.

Well you did. Now nobody is saying anything. You son of a ..

https://tinyurl.com/2mhhn3z5

Posted by: JackStraw at October 05, 2026 08:13 PM (viF8m)

46 I hope it's tomorrow at 5am"

0530. I don't get up till then

Posted by: man at October 05, 2026 08:14 PM (61VNf)

47 "A Hawaiian judge will rule he should be released, awarded back pay and promoted.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh"

And enrolled in a pilot training program.

Posted by: fd at October 05, 2026 08:14 PM (MWfyi)

48
Awww...puppy dogs are cute.
Posted by: Case at October 05, 2026 08:13 PM (9+0gc)

_______

Little excretory machines.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 05, 2026 08:14 PM (eRlcH)

49 I would prefer he died at the end of a rope.

He doesn't deserve the honorable death of a soldier, but rather the dishonorable death of a coward and a traitor.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirre

====

Either could work, if some bacon grease were included

Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 05, 2026 08:15 PM (4HoLg)

50 You'd think that people would have had enough of AI love songs
I look around me and I see it isn't so

Posted by: AI McCartney at October 05, 2026 08:17 PM (MWfyi)

51 Alternative theory. A debate would only hurt them because they would be forced to defend the insane shit they promoted before going into campaign mode.

See Oompa Loompa Abdul.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 05, 2026 08:01 PM (viF8m)
________________________

Yeah, your theory is more likely. The less people know about what they really stand for the better the result for them. They know that their voters are less interested in issues, and much more focused on voting against the other guy, so why cloud the matter with actual documented positions?

Posted by: Orson at October 05, 2026 08:17 PM (dIske)

52 >>Posted by: man

Thinking about you and your wife.

We got you.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 05, 2026 08:18 PM (viF8m)

53 We need to get someone investigating it right away. We need a good detective.

https://tinyurl.com/38wszns2

Posted by: Archimedes at October 05, 2026 08:18 PM (Riz8t)

54
Some people want to fill the world with AI love songs
And it's allll crap

Posted by: AI McCartney at October 05, 2026 08:19 PM (MWfyi)

55 So all the Boomers just got $90 from PDT!

Won't pay the mortgage but it'll buy a nice dinner.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at October 05, 2026 08:20 PM (3ImbR)

56
The Secretary of the Army will set the time and place of the execution. Judgement day for Hasan has finally come.
Posted by: beckster

Do they need an old USN vet to pull the trigger?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 05, 2026 08:20 PM (NnhvP)

57
Yankees are off to a Yankees start.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 05, 2026 08:20 PM (eRlcH)

58 Muchly appreciated.

Posted by: man at October 05, 2026 08:20 PM (61VNf)

59 Prayers offered for the "man" family.

Posted by: Mrs JTB at October 05, 2026 08:21 PM (yTvNw)

60
The Secretary of the Army will set the time and place of the execution. Judgement day for Hasan has finally come.
Posted by: beckster

______

It's a rush to judgment!!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 05, 2026 08:21 PM (eRlcH)

61 How does airplane geese guy keep the geese out of the propeller?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug

He feathers the prop.

Jeeze guys!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 05, 2026 08:21 PM (ptJRT)

62 How does airplane geese guy keep the geese out of the propeller?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug

Doesn't matter. Nothing will happen.

Posted by: The "Nothing will happen" guy deciding to branch out at October 05, 2026 08:23 PM (Riz8t)

63 https://tinyurl.com/38wszns2
Posted by: Archimedes

Smooth.
Thanks

Posted by: MkY at October 05, 2026 08:24 PM (ZHRuH)

64 The "Nothing will happen" guy deciding to branch out"

Maybe take over the "en fuego"?

FWIW, Mrs' team booked OR and recovery for 500 minutes. Everyone will be exhausted...

Posted by: man at October 05, 2026 08:26 PM (61VNf)

65 @48.-Hadrian.

Yes, like most living things.

Posted by: Case at October 05, 2026 08:26 PM (9+0gc)

66
Family members of the slain people should have first refusal rights to shoot that piece of shit.

Posted by: four seasons at October 05, 2026 08:26 PM (/QHx4)

67 So all the Boomers just got $90 from PDT!

Won't pay the mortgage but it'll buy a nice dinner.
Posted by: IrishEi ?

A bottle of that bourbon CBD is always railing about!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 05, 2026 08:27 PM (NnhvP)

68 The Army has a shit ton of helicopters. Toss the gimp and see what happens.

Posted by: Pudinhead at October 05, 2026 08:28 PM (KGj36)

69 A bottle of that bourbon CBD is always railing about!"

Total wine is finally stocking the good stuff...

Posted by: man at October 05, 2026 08:28 PM (61VNf)

70
I'm usually up all night, night owl here. Will it be televised?

Posted by: four seasons at October 05, 2026 08:28 PM (/QHx4)

71 Family members of the slain people should have first refusal rights to shoot that piece of shit.

Posted by: four seasons

Might end up like the sanctioned death of the MA chick.
Ugly, and not done.

Posted by: MkY at October 05, 2026 08:28 PM (ZHRuH)

72 Toss the gimp and see what happens."

Does it blend?

Posted by: man at October 05, 2026 08:29 PM (61VNf)

73
Wow, $90 will pay for a couple days of Depends.

Posted by: four seasons at October 05, 2026 08:30 PM (/QHx4)

74 Al and I were chatting one day and I told him that he needed to stop holding back and put his whole heart and soul into his singing.

Did I even get a thank you card? I did not. He even copied my suit. Dick move, Al.

https://tinyurl.com/mwhakcc

Posted by: JackStraw at October 05, 2026 08:33 PM (viF8m)

75 I miss the Blue Plate Specials and The Blue Light Specials at K Mart. Don't like seeing Blue Lights in my rear view mirror though.

Posted by: Still On The Lam at October 05, 2026 08:37 PM (EdP2u)

76 Bears are starting to roam around now. We have black bears around here and they have already made the local news. Loud noises will usually scare them away. It's illegal to kill a bear around here, they are a protected animal.

Posted by: Case at October 05, 2026 08:40 PM (9+0gc)

77 Dinner was delicious. I feel like I need a walk now.

Posted by: Piper at October 05, 2026 08:43 PM (ZdaMQ)

78
Lamb steak, roasted potatoes and stir-fried spinach with garlic for dinner. Cookulated by moi. It was yum.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 05, 2026 08:46 PM (eRlcH)

79 I started to watch Star Trek VI but stopped after 25 minutes. I thought the even number Treks were supposed to be good.

Posted by: polynikes at October 05, 2026 08:47 PM (KC5Lt)

80 Absolutely zero sense

@GeekVibesNation 1h
‘GHOSTBUSTERS: NIGHTMARE ON 34TH STREET’ is in development at Sony as the franchise’s next live-action film

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 05, 2026 08:48 PM (nEUC6)

81 We be has FART Tubes foor animals too. Gives us a visit at are websight
ore moor information

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at October 05, 2026 08:48 PM (BlaSb)

82 Pomeranians still think they are the full sized sled dogs they used to be. Their courage is real.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 05, 2026 08:49 PM (nHcc1)

83 will pay for a couple days of Depends"

Or a case of ensure

Posted by: man at October 05, 2026 08:49 PM (61VNf)

84 I'd kick in a solid $100 if I could shoot Hasan in the nutsack with a Barrett .50BMG.

Posted by: ballistic at October 05, 2026 08:50 PM (oqH4h)

85
Crab clam shrimp bisque with toasted sourdough dippers.

Surprise Monday night football treat keeping herself in good terms.

Posted by: Auspex at October 05, 2026 08:52 PM (Y8DZL)

86 I had a nice bacon and onion cheeseburger without the bacon or cheese. Paired very well with the Coke.
Jizz Chasm is my favorite Yankee now that Judge takes October off.

Posted by: Accomack at October 05, 2026 08:52 PM (dJCmT)

87 Wow, $90 will pay for a couple days of Depends.

Posted by: four seasons at October 05, 2026 08:30 PM (/QHx4)

What a perfect waste of a joe bitme sock opportunity.

Posted by: Will Robinson at October 05, 2026 08:52 PM (dCMJG)

88 I started to watch Star Trek VI but stopped after 25 minutes. I thought the even number Treks were supposed to be good.
Posted by: polynikes at October 05, 2026 08:47 PM (KC5Lt)
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Yeah, I find ST VI to be somewhat overrated.

It doesn't hold up all that well under scrutiny.

The Klingons having PINK BLOOD (looks like Pepto Bismal) kind of ruins it for me.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 05, 2026 08:52 PM (FZ29D)

89 I would prefer he died at the end of a rope.

He doesn't deserve the honorable death of a soldier, but rather the dishonorable death of a coward and a traitor.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Wow. Thank you, Perfessor. Well stated and I agree 100%.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 05, 2026 08:52 PM (9+tzW)

90
Pomeranians still think they are the full sized sled dogs they used to be. Their courage is real.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 05, 2026 08:49 PM (nHcc1)

_________

"I am Theodore Roosevelt Tinydog Chang. Guardian of the front door. Protector of my hoomans, and if you threaten my family, I will unleash a fury of barks so mighty, you'll rethink your entire life's decisions."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 05, 2026 08:53 PM (eRlcH)

91 OUT. OF. CONTROL.

Posted by: Pooklord at October 05, 2026 08:54 PM (9MAOs)

92 My parents' corgi backed up a full-grown bull elk (at least 900 pounds) along with his retinue of 3 or 4 cow elk. The look on the male's mug was priceless.

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at October 05, 2026 08:55 PM (lfNXu)

93
He doesn't deserve the honorable death of a soldier, but rather the dishonorable death of a coward and a traitor.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

__________

Let us at him!

Posted by: Tennessee All-Girl Execution Team at October 05, 2026 08:55 PM (eRlcH)

94 I'd kick in a solid $100 if I could shoot Hasan in the nutsack with a Barrett .50BMG"

Heck, I'll throw you a twenty... as long as I get to watch

Posted by: man at October 05, 2026 08:55 PM (61VNf)

95 Al and I were chatting one day and I told him that he needed to stop holding back and put his whole heart and soul into his singing.
~~~~~

A little too much heart and soul. Leave Al alone. He's better without your advice.

Posted by: IrishEi ?! at October 05, 2026 08:56 PM (3ImbR)

96 How does airplane geese guy keep the geese out of the propeller?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug

He feathers the prop.
Jeeze guys!
Posted by: Tonypete

And if that doesn't work, one or two buckets of prop wash will the goose bits off of it.

Posted by: mikeski at October 05, 2026 08:57 PM (VHUov)

97 It's illegal to kill a bear around here, they are a protected animal.
Posted by: Case

Coyotes, bobcat, fox, coons are all protected here... except in season and also except killing for cause. You can kill them, but you can't mount them, is what I was told.
Blackbears are moving north towards us, though slowly. Lions are moving SE, though slowly.
Either of the last two, I wouldn't call the Cons. Dept.
I don't think a black bear is very scary, though. Maybe if it started to climb my stand tree...

Posted by: MkY at October 05, 2026 08:58 PM (ZHRuH)

98 He doesn't deserve the honorable death of a soldier, but rather the dishonorable death of a coward and a traitor.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

__________

Let us at him!
Posted by: Tennessee All-Girl Execution Team at October 05, 2026 08:55 PM (eRlcH)
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Aim low, ladies...preferably in the belly or lower. Those wounds can be an *agonizing* way to die. (Avoid the femoral artery, if possible.)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 05, 2026 08:59 PM (FZ29D)

99 They spotted jaguar in SE AZ again.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 05, 2026 08:59 PM (NnhvP)

100 79 I started to watch Star Trek VI but stopped after 25 minutes. I thought the even number Treks were supposed to be good.
Posted by: polynikes at October 05, 2026 08:47 PM (KC5Lt)

Only Khan. Give the rest a pass.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at October 05, 2026 08:59 PM (syz1S)

101 Watched that thirty minute video on our participation with South Americans, particularly Ecuador at the moment. Good presentation, doesn't tarry. Thing he doesn't explicitly say is that it's a pincer play or hammer/anvil; the Rio Grande being the anvil with the hammer banging from Ecuador north. (Mexico is going to be lit.) Our guys making new friends will go a long way toward Hemispherical Independence.

Hey, those Hondurans, on their on, driving the Cartel out of country into Guatemala before securing them was pretty cool.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 05, 2026 09:00 PM (VPNgR)

102
They spotted jaguar in SE AZ again.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 05, 2026 08:59 PM (NnhvP)

___________

Thought they weren't selling well.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 05, 2026 09:00 PM (eRlcH)

103 >>Coyotes, bobcat, fox, coons are all protected here... except in season and also except killing for cause. You can kill them, but you can't mount them

You didn't come for the hunting, did you?

Posted by: JackStraw at October 05, 2026 09:01 PM (viF8m)

104 Pomeranians still think they are the full sized sled dogs they used to be. Their courage is real.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit

Dogs do not understand "size." In either direction.

Three-pound chihuahuas think they're a match for 600-pound bears.

Hundred-and-sixty pound saint bernards think they're lap dogs.

Posted by: mikeski at October 05, 2026 09:01 PM (VHUov)

105
Pomeranians still think they are the full sized sled dogs they used to be. Their courage is real.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit

Honey, they shrunk the dog.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 05, 2026 09:02 PM (Cqx++)

106 You didn't come for the hunting, did you?
Posted by: JackStraw

I fully intend to be the only big game predator on this here hill...

Posted by: MkY at October 05, 2026 09:02 PM (ZHRuH)

107 They spotted jaguar in SE AZ again.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron

Pretty sure they're born that way.

Posted by: mikeski at October 05, 2026 09:03 PM (VHUov)

108 Alternative theory. A debate would only hurt them because they would be forced to defend the insane shit they promoted before going into campaign mode.

See Oompa Loompa Abdul.

Posted by: JackStraw
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Rubbing another way, they say, the one who wants the debate is the one losing in internal polls.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 05, 2026 09:03 PM (VPNgR)

109 Thought they weren't selling well.
Posted by: Hadrian

Some ass**** researcher caught, stress killed the last one seen in the area.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at October 05, 2026 09:04 PM (NnhvP)

110

We're just a few miles from the mountains here in SW Wyoming. We know there are bears there but we have not had any "come to town yet, lol"

It is cool to see the mule deer and moose here in town. The mule deer are not a problem, unless you are driving, lol. If you see a moose walking down your street, stay away. They are awesome to see but stay away from them because they can kill you in short order.

Oldest son works for the Forest Service here. I need to ask him about bear sightings.

Posted by: four seasons at October 05, 2026 09:04 PM (/QHx4)

111 Got a fascinating couple of videos in a row...

Video 1: Jamey Carney saying ICE agents are small dick losers and the bragging about her much younger immigrant Muslim boyfriend...who would go on to murder her.

Video 2: a CNN news bimbo in a hijab covering some jihadis changing "death to America" arguing they are friendly.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 05, 2026 09:04 PM (sKqQm)

112 They saw a spotted jaguar in SE AZ?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 05, 2026 09:08 PM (nHcc1)

113 I would prefer he died at the end of a rope.

He doesn't deserve the honorable death of a soldier, but rather the dishonorable death of a coward and a traitor.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 05, 2026 09:08 PM (VPNgR)

114 I have CNN and that dude Kaitlin Collins is on. Wow, Trump wasn't wrong.

I scored a free pizza! Ordered and pay at the door with credit card. Nice girl says it's free - machines are down. I felt so bad but she was so cute reassuring me it's alright.

I had just a bit of money for a tip.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at October 05, 2026 09:08 PM (Sco7b)

115 112 They saw a spotted jaguar in SE AZ?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 05, 2026 09:08 PM (nHcc1)

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It was rare. The only Jaguar sold in 2026 after the company went ghey.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at October 05, 2026 09:11 PM (wpRMV)

116

Husband told me yesterday that our 2nd oldest grandson has joined the Cub Scouts. Husband is old and remembers what Scouting was in the good olden days.

I told him I'm sorry to hear that. He said but they have Den Mothers. I told him and that is what has screwed up Scouting.

Posted by: four seasons at October 05, 2026 09:13 PM (/QHx4)

117 I had just a bit of money for a tip.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at hear

Coulda given her one of your gold coins…..

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 05, 2026 09:13 PM (CaDQS)

118 >>Rubbing another way, they say, the one who wants the debate is the one losing in internal polls.

Rogers lost his last senate race to CIA Slotkin by less than 1 point thanks last minute ballot drops.

Abdul was supposed to win his primary by double digits according to the polls. He won by a point. This the pattern in Michigan.

Leftists can't win a fair race outside of deep blue areas. We all know this. New sheriff in DC and her name is Harmeet. I've got a lot of faith in her and her team to watch what's happening.

He's been running away from his record the entire race. He's a fake tough guy midget and a radical islamist. If Rogers can turn out the vote he'll win. It's up to Michigan voters to make the enormous sacrifice of standing in line for a few minutes and flush this turd. Hopefully, they will.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 05, 2026 09:14 PM (viF8m)

119 Queen Victoria bred the modern Pomeranian. She liked the look of the dogs, but they were large sled dogs (from Pomerania). She wanted a lap dog. She reigned a long, long time and dogs breed new generations relatively quickly. Over her lifetime she kept breeding the smallest Pomeranian bitch with the smallest sire, and by the end of her reign had produced the Pomeranian we know today. They are fierce, and brave, and somewhat stubborn. They can show a problem with their kneecaps getting displaced (a trait responsible breeders try to avoid). They are also very long lived. My last dog was a Pomeranian and lived 18 years. She was a very sweet dog.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 05, 2026 09:17 PM (nHcc1)

120 Emmitt Till's Dad was executed by the Army in Italy for his heinous crimes while in uniform. The rotten apple didn't fall far from the rotten tree.

Posted by: Vile Lineage at October 05, 2026 09:18 PM (EdP2u)

121 Coulda given her one of your gold coins…..

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 05, 2026 09:13 PM (

I'm going to need those to avoid homelessness. Well actually I am working on something good.

On which note, AI. I gace Chat a document with clear directions for a script. The directions clearly say don't change a thing.

Things bomb out because he changes things.
What the hell?

Hi nurse.
Back to it

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at October 05, 2026 09:19 PM (Sco7b)

122 Concur re method of execution. Not familiar with US procedures or options but in other places this calls for hangin', not a last cigarette,

Posted by: rhomboid at October 05, 2026 09:20 PM (U/Byj)

123 It's illegal to kill a bear around here, they are a protected animal.
Posted by: Case

Coyotes, bobcat, fox, coons are all protected here... except in season and also except killing for cause. You can kill them, but you can't mount them,. . .
Posted by: MkY

Holy Cow! All of those are fair game (swidt?) round these parts in season. No limit on coyotes either year round. The bears around here seem to be unnaturally friendly - they'll walk up and down our street, even with cubs and the only thing they go after are bird feeders. They'll look at you but that's about it. Hogs we can take anytime in any amount.

If you are over 29, a lifetime hunting/fishing license is $49. It covers hunting, fishing, and trapping, deer, bear and trout stamp and never expires. If you can't afford the lifetime pass and are short of funds - $4 per year. No shit.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 05, 2026 09:21 PM (ptJRT)

124

Package one of our sons sent 7 days ago from Washington State still has not arrived. USPS informed us yesterday package is now in Hawaii. We live in Wyoming.

Anyways, I was talking to the nice man from FedEx today when he delivered another package and he said their mapping service they use is so *ucked up that he pays out of his pocket for a mapping service.

Some days we think everything is *ucked up.

Posted by: four seasons at October 05, 2026 09:24 PM (/QHx4)

125 I almost put up some shelving today. Injuries were minor, don't believe those reports, they're just trying to get more insurance money. I mean, who really needs two legs these days, what with AI and all.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 05, 2026 09:25 PM (CHHv1)

126 Pretty sure they're born that way.
Posted by: mikeski at October 05, 2026 09:03 PM (VHUov)

How do you know it doesn't identify as an African leopard now, deadnamer?

Posted by: don't get cocky at October 05, 2026 09:26 PM (sDWtc)

127

lol Beckoning!

Hey, don't drop anything on Robert the Cat, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at October 05, 2026 09:26 PM (/QHx4)

128 @GeekVibesNation 1h
‘GHOSTBUSTERS: NIGHTMARE ON 34TH STREET’ is in development at Sony as the franchise’s next live-action film

Maybe they can fire those proton beams at the screenwriter because the franchise is a living corpse deader than the taxi driver in the first movie.

Posted by: 88C+u at October 05, 2026 09:29 PM (sDWtc)

129 @GeekVibesNation 1h
‘GHOSTBUSTERS: NIGHTMARE ON 34TH STREET’ is in development at Sony as the franchise’s next live-action film

Maybe they can fire those proton beams at the screenwriter because the franchise is a living corpse deader than the taxi driver in the first movie.
Posted by: 88C+u at October 05, 2026 09:29 PM (sDWtc)
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Crossing the streams would be a mercy kill at this point.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 05, 2026 09:30 PM (FZ29D)

130 Stateless,
I was just giving you a hard time, so glad to hear you are doing well, taking care of ralphy and Snowflake. And your neighbors.

You’re a good guy. Work hard. Stay focused. You got this.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 05, 2026 09:32 PM (PgXa5)

131 @127 - four seasons, Robert the Cat is safe and sound. He refuses any food other than Cat Treats, and sometimes demands pettings.

It's life I guess.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 05, 2026 09:32 PM (CHHv1)

132 Evening, Ace, and Cafe patrons! Bear chowing down on pastries was funny.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2026 09:33 PM (i9VX2)

133 The Secretary of the Army will set the time and place of the execution. Judgement day for Hasan has finally come.
Posted by: beckster at October 05, 2026 08:07 PM (kX27y)

Excellent! Put it on live TV.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2026 09:36 PM (i9VX2)

134 @127 - four seasons, Robert the Cat is safe and sound. He refuses any food other than Cat Treats, and sometimes demands pettings.

It's life I guess.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 05, 2026 09:32 PM (CHHv1)
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Cats do have a way of letting you know they want attention.

Chloe the Bengal Klutz Kitty just planted herself in front of my second monitor (the one I use for AoSHQ), making it a bit hard to read the comments.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 05, 2026 09:37 PM (FZ29D)

135 I would prefer he died at the end of a rope.

He doesn't deserve the honorable death of a soldier, but rather the dishonorable death of a coward and a traitor.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at October 05, 2026 08:10 PM (FZ29D)

Concur.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 05, 2026 09:37 PM (2WIwB)

136 Made it to cafe c after all

Posted by: Skip at October 05, 2026 09:37 PM (Ia/+0)

137 130 Stateless,
I was just giving you a hard time, so glad to hear you are doing well, taking care of ralphy and Snowflake. And your neighbors.

You’re a good guy. Work hard. Stay focused. You got this.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 05, 2026 09:32 PM (PgXa5)

Thanks nurse. I hope you're well.
Snowflake just jumped up here in my computer room.

Olivia Rodrigo has some sort of song out "The Cure" and she has a picture of herself in a 1960's nurse outfit looking amazing. When it pops up, I always think of you.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at October 05, 2026 09:38 PM (Sco7b)

138

Husband just reminded me of something when oldest son was in Boy Scouts.

One of the boys there told his Dad, "Dad we need to get home to watch Murphy Brown." Son asked him if he was "different" because on Monday Nights you watch wrassling.

I love the stories that all of a sudden decades later you remember, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at October 05, 2026 09:38 PM (/QHx4)

139 All of the squad should have hot cartridges, bullets lubed with bacon grease. Riddle the bastard.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at October 05, 2026 09:40 PM (VPNgR)

140

He should be wrapped completely in bacon.

Too bad we can't train pigs to use guns.

That would be sweet.

Posted by: four seasons at October 05, 2026 09:43 PM (/QHx4)

141 Jealous here. Wish I could load up on stolen pastries, then sleep through the worst of winter.

Posted by: Lt. Colonel Bearclaw at October 05, 2026 09:45 PM (EdP2u)

142 If the state has a law against killing certain wild animals it's because they are an endangered species. Most people are fine with that because from time to time they will see those animals and get a kick out of spotting them. A black bear is usually not aggressive unless a mama bear has cubs around. Most of the time they are just looking for food. People are told to keep garbage cans covered and not leave pet food out for very long. Common sense stuff. But it is neat to spot them however keep your distance away from them.

Posted by: Case at October 05, 2026 09:47 PM (9+0gc)

143 The Secretary of the Army will set the time and place of the execution. Judgement day for Hasan has finally come.
Posted by: beckster at October 05, 2026 08:07 PM (kX27y)
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Look at that! My calendar suddenly cleared up!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 05, 2026 09:48 PM (RIvkX)

144

Last winter here in SW Wyoming we had no winter. No snow very few cold days.

This week the forecast is for 80 degree days. I think we might not have a real winter again. It just ain't right.

Posted by: four seasons at October 05, 2026 09:48 PM (/QHx4)

145 We had den mothers when I was a Cub 65 years ago.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 05, 2026 09:52 PM (Cqx++)

146 A new book you could read.

Twelve Days That Shook the Middle East
Origins of a Genocide
By
Marwan Bishara

A damning account of how Israel and the US manufactured the case for genocide in Gaza and a devastating regional war in the Middle East, from Tel Aviv to Tehran.

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Boy, those Yanks and Jews are tricksy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 05, 2026 09:53 PM (ndZc7)

147 >>The Secretary of the Army will set the time and place of the execution. Judgement day for Hasan has finally come.

How about November 2nd. Pour encourager les autres

Posted by: JackStraw at October 05, 2026 09:55 PM (viF8m)

148 Is this an October surprise?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 05, 2026 09:56 PM (Cqx++)

149 Through him in a pen with wild hungry boars.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 05, 2026 09:57 PM (nHcc1)

150 Cub scouts have always had den mothers. These are very young boys.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at October 05, 2026 09:59 PM (nHcc1)

151 >>Is this an October surprise?

I'm leaning more toward the grand jury in Florida.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 05, 2026 10:00 PM (viF8m)

152 A damning account of how Israel and the US manufactured the case for genocide in Gaza and a devastating regional war in the Middle East, from Tel Aviv to Tehran.

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Boy, those Yanks and Jews are tricksy.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at October 05, 2026 09:53 PM (ndZc7)

It's not a genocide unless there are at at least a billion dead muslims. Up your game, people!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2026 10:00 PM (i9VX2)

153

Right on AOP!!!

Posted by: four seasons at October 05, 2026 10:01 PM (/QHx4)

154 Nood ONT!!!

Posted by: moki at October 05, 2026 10:04 PM (wLjpr)

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