The Detective-Karens of TikTok Has a New Obsession to Shriek About

Oh good. The leftist Karens have decided on This Week's Hair-Tearing Freak-Out.

Two years ago, at Cornell, a woman arranged a sexual encounter with a frat brother. She showed up drunk, and then drank more at the frat, and then did ketamine as well.

She had a threesome with two frat brothers. She later told police the encounter was consensual and voluntary. She even mentioned that at several points some frat brothers attempted some light sexual behavior -- a kiss in one case --and she said "No" to it, and that behavior stopped.

Later in the night she had a second threesome with other dudes.

I imagine she got quite the reputation as a genuine slag over this behavior.

Although this became a scandal two years ago, and some frat brothers were expelled for drug use, no charges were ever brought. According to the woman's own statement, she voluntarily got drunk (mostly before she ever showed up), she voluntarily did ketamine, and she voluntarily engaged in two threesomes. In fact, she texted one of the frat brothers to tell him she enjoyed her threesome and she'd be up for more.

Now she says "I was raped." She's filing a civil suit and claiming that the frat brothers "drugged" her without her knowledge and that they had sex with her without her consent. Contradicting her previous statements.

But because this is a blue state (New York) where everything is gay and stupid, and the same TikTok Detectives who claimed Patrick Clancy killed his children are activated, the prosecutors are re-opening the case.

Prosecutors in upstate New York are defending their decision not to bring charges in 2024 after an alleged "gang rape" at a Cornell University fraternity.
Tompkins County District Attorney Matthew Van Houten described the allegations as "morally disturbing" but argued that the facts he knew at the time did not support a prosecution.
"If what was said on social media about this case was true, those fraternity members would be in prison right now," Van Houten told ABC News.
Van Houten argued that Jane Doe's account of the incident from 2024 suggested that she consented to the sexual activity. He said that she did not withdraw her consent, and that when she raised concerns, the fraternity members "stopped and did not pursue what they were doing."
"She clearly consented in the beginning, and there was never any indication that she changed that to the things that she participated in," he said. "There is a disconnect in the sense of how the community and how social media has understood this to have happened. If at any point Jane Doe had said, 'I don't consent to this anymore,' or in those words, or in any form of communication. If there had been continued sexual activity, contact by these individuals, that would be a crime. But that's not what was alleged in her statement."

Apparently there is a Snapchat picture which is referenced but not detailed. I guess it shows the frat guys in a compromising position. But I have no idea. The DA acknowledges the picture is "gross" but is not evidence of a crime.

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"But the question that we analyzed was: Did Jane Doe consent to what happened, and was she unable to consent?" he said. "I'm not clear on exactly how that was given to us, or if anyone here looked at it. That was not critical to our analysis, as I mentioned earlier. The issue was her consent, and if you take that Snapchat being vile and crude and vulgar, that did not have any relevance to the issue of whether Jane Doe consented to what was happening," Van Houten said.

The DA's comments come a day after his office announced it would be reopening the 2024 case in light of Jane Doe's civil lawsuit alleging that she was drugged, assaulted and gang raped by seven former and current members of the Chi Phi fraternity at Cornell.
Cornell's Chi Phi chapter was barred from campus after the alleged Oct. 19, 2024, incident, though none of the individuals allegedly involved faced criminal charges, according to the DA.
An attorney for Jane Doe responded to Van Houten's written statement on Monday, alleging his client's claims were not investigated thoroughly.

Because she literally said she got drunk by herself, voluntarily did drugs, and consented to a three-way. What is the crime, apart from her admitted use of an illegal drug?

There is one fact that makes this seem like it could have been a rape. Three weeks after the event, she said she consented to the first threeway, but says she did not consent to the second (and whatever other sex she had later), and said she was raped.

But she also admits to having memory gaps, due to being drunk and high on ketamine.

Jane Doe in Cornell University case told campus police, "I can say with 100% confidence I was raped," transcript shows
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CBS News New York investigative reporter Mahsa Saeidi exclusively obtained a transcript of the alleged victim's interview with campus police from a source.
Jane Doe describes initial sexual activity, gaps in memory
The interview began on Nov. 14 -- more than three weeks after the alleged gang rape -- and continued the next day.
A campus police investigator led the questioning. A Title IX investigator, a victim advocate, and Jane Doe's adviser were also in the room for the first day of the interview.
According to the transcript, Jane Doe described drinking and using drugs the night of the alleged rape, and said she had gaps in her memory.
The transcript shows she distinguished the initial sexual activity from what she says happened later, and when asked whether she was OK with the initial encounter, she said, "Yeah, as much as I can be because, again, I was super drunk when I got there ... But I was pretty OK with all of this."

And then this claim comes:

Jane Doe added, according to the transcript, "And then, of course, I was being hit at the same time. Physically hit very, very hard."
According to the transcript, she said she didn't remember the end of the night "where I was raped" and didn't know how many people had sex with her.
When describing what happened later in the night, the transcript says Jane Doe said, "I can say with 100% confidence I was raped."
The transcript shows that throughout the interview, the investigator asks questions as he prepares her written statement.
Before discussing what Jane Doe said when men asked her for sex, the transcript says the investigator warned her that his questions may sound accusatory, but said he needed specific answers to determine the right charges.
According to the transcript, Jane Doe said she swatted one man's hand away and told him she was uncomfortable, and she told another man no a few times or that she was too tired.
"Was it 'no' or was it, 'eh, I'm tired'?" the investigator asked, according to the transcript.
The transcript says Jane Doe responded, "I think it's 'I'm tired.'"
According to the transcript, the investigator later asked whether she got tired of answering the men's questions and gave in.
"Yes. It was coercion, yes," Jane Doe said, according to the transcript. She also said she was "completely and totally incapacitated."

The DA says he never saw this part of the police interview.

It wouldn't change the charging decision -- she admits she doesn't remember what happened and it's hard to make a rape case when she was clearly given consent for another threeway. No, consent does not "carry over" to other people, but as a practical matter it's hard to prove that a woman who was freely agreeing to sex with multiple partners later didn't consent to additional sex.

Just by admitting she has gaps in her memory and is "pretty clouded," she's signing the jury form stating "reasonable doubt." Her admission that she doesn't even remember how many men she had sex with puts an exclamation point after reasonable doubt -- how can she say she withdrew consent for some sexual encounters when she doesn't even remember them all?

And her current story -- that she was drugged without her knowledge -- expressly contradicts her statements that she took the drugs voluntarily, and showed up drunk in the first place.

We frequently say that women should be warned not to get pass-out drunk and then go off with men. That's good advice, and should be repeated, but we're always told we're "victim blaming" and "slut shaming" when we offer good advice.

But some advice should be given to men, too: Don't sleep with women like this. Don't even be alone with women like this.

Normal women don't agree to multiple three-ways with strangers. If a woman agrees to this, she is psychologically abnormal, and you may be signing up a for a lifetime of pain for five minutes of pleasure. You may be signing up for a lifetime of persecution by a mentally-ill broken woman.

At any rate, enjoy. This will be the the Karens' screaming conniption topic for the next month.

Jenin Younes
@JeninYounesEsq
Sep 29
I've held my tongue for a while, but being from Ithaca, a Cornell alum and a former criminal defense attorney, and seeing how out of hand this story has gotten, I am compelled to comment on the lawsuit alleging a gang rape at Cornell.
I cannot purport to know what happened one night at a frat house in October 2024--any more than you can. However, here are a few basic principles much of the public appears not to understand.
A lawsuit is a series of allegations made by the plaintiff. It is not proof. Allegations made in lawsuit turn out to be untrue all the time, either due to mistake, intentional misrepresentation, or flat-out lies. Unfortunately, people often misrepresent the truth in lawsuits due to monetary and other incentives. In the past, there have been instances of fabricated rape allegations. About a decade ago, Rolling Stone published a piece about an allegedly horrendous rape that occurred on the UVA campus that garnered similiar outrage to this incident and turned out to be entirely fabricated.
I have read the DA's press release and the lawsuit itself. According to the cited portions of Jane Doe's statements to police shortly after the incident, crediting it as entirely true, there was simply no basis to charge the alleged perpetrators. Everyone involved was apparently extremely intoxicated. Jane Doe gave consent to the encounter at the beginning and does not explicitly recall any activity occurring after consent was withdrawn. It is possible that, due to her inability to recall, she had not given consent for some of the activity towards the end, but possible is not a basis for a district attorney to file criminal charges.
Her current lawsuit is fairly consistent with her initial statement--except it omits the portions where she told the police she gave consent. Is she lying? Did she later remember something she didn't initially? Is she mistaken? I do not know--and again, neither do you.
What I do know is that if we are to live in a society of laws, going after the jobs and reputations young men who may have participated in an entirely consensual incident, and the DA who made the correct decision not to charge, is mindless mob justice. We actually want prosecutors to decline to seek indictments when there's insufficient evidence of criminal wrongdoing.
None of this is to say I approve of what happened as reported in the initial statement to police. That's a cultural and parenting issue, though, not a matter for law enforcement. I encourage people to let the DA's office handle the case going forward, and not to participate in the witch hunt against either the prosecutors involved or the young men who, as of now, have not been charged or shown to have committed any crime.

Robby Soave
@robbysoave
Sep 28
As someone who was involved in setting the record straight in the UVA / Rolling Stone rape hoax, I have serious reservations about reopening the Cornell case.
It's important to note that the victim's initial statements to police are radically different from the claims she made in her lawsuit. That's why the DA declined to prosecute: No crime was was even alleged--she described consensual behavior at every key juncture.
She has now changed her story completely.

"Jane Doe" texted one of her alleged gang-rape assailants that she enjoyed the sexual activity, wanted to meet up again, and "none of the sexual stuff was illegal." Apparently in October 2024 she had no idea she was gang-raped. Only came to that shocking realization 2 years later pic.twitter.com/pbRHwCClB2
— Michael Tracey (@mtracey) September 29, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:10 PM

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1 THE BLADE BLADES IN AND BLADES A FIRST

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 30, 2026 12:10 PM (iFTx/)

2 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 30, 2026 12:11 PM (ccf/V)

3 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 30, 2026 12:11 PM (NcvvS)

4 Top o' the nooner to ya, Ace!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 30, 2026 12:11 PM (ccf/V)

5 "I was raped by my husband when he asked for sex, but I wasn't in the mood and said yes anyway."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 30, 2026 12:11 PM (U/fqy)

6 Too late

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 30, 2026 12:12 PM (N1DT3)

7 Things that used to be common sense are uncommon now.

Posted by: huerfano at September 30, 2026 12:12 PM (2Xqig)

8 The coverage I saw of these stories on leftwing sites is:

Innocent woman went to a frat party, raped by 7 men. Misogynist college only punishes the rapists by making them write an essay.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 30, 2026 12:12 PM (sKqQm)

9 Nothing has been learned. It's as if Duke and UVa never happened.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 30, 2026 12:13 PM (Riz8t)

10 "I was raped by my husband when he asked for sex, but I wasn't in the mood and said yes anyway."

I was raped by work. I didn't want to go, preferring to stay in bed, but went anyway.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 30, 2026 12:14 PM (Riz8t)

11 I miss Jane D'oh........Hope she's ok.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 30, 2026 12:14 PM (ccf/V)

12 "But some advice should be given to men, too: Don't sleep with women like this. Don't even be alone with women like this."

Another piece of advice: don't do devil's threeways!

They're gayer than just fucking the other dude yourself.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 30, 2026 12:14 PM (iFTx/)

13 None of this would have happened if Rule #1 was followed.

Posted by: Reforger at September 30, 2026 12:14 PM (Ae6Br)

14 Trump should have banned TikTok

Actually ban all of social media

Actually ban all online news sites unless it's a smart military blog

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - FAP Certified at September 30, 2026 12:15 PM (fapp/)

15 Betting "Jane Doe" got paid.

Also betting there are many likely payors. All with an ax to grind.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 30, 2026 12:15 PM (RORbl)

16 gp: "is there a correlation between frequency of media stories about rape, and the election cycle?"

AI: "While there is no broad, comprehensive statistical data proving a universal correlation between the frequency of all media stories about rape and the election cycle, a strong correlation does exist when looking specifically at politicized sexual misconduct coverage and strategic political opposition research."

I'll never forget how lefty pinheads spray-painted "RAPE" all over our local Republican HQ building during the Kav fooferaw.

Posted by: gp at September 30, 2026 12:15 PM (Jr5Lq)

17 1) Don't stick yer dick in crazy
B. Best not to do drugs and get drunk
III: No matter how consensual and what paperwork is signed, you ALWAYS risk getting accused of r@pe if you're a guy.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 30, 2026 12:16 PM (l3cgK)

18 >>In fact, she texted one of the frat brothers to tell him she enjoyed her threesome and she'd be up for more.

>>Now she says "I was raped."

But.

Is she still up for more?

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at September 30, 2026 12:16 PM (vNne8)

19 And here's why the problem is men, not women

Man: "So what do you think of Lindsay Clancy"

Ditzy nose ringed blonde: "Oh she's clearly innocent!"

Man: ".......... I can still fix her"

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - FAP Certified at September 30, 2026 12:16 PM (fapp/)

20
"Oh, and another thing I forgot, they were all far-right rapists"

Posted by: Auspex at September 30, 2026 12:17 PM (Y8DZL)

21 10 "I was raped by my husband when he asked for sex, but I wasn't in the mood and said yes anyway."

I was raped by work. I didn't want to go, preferring to stay in bed, but went anyway.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 30, 2026 12:14 PM (Riz8t)

I was raped in the wee hours of the morning by something bad I ate...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 30, 2026 12:17 PM (l3cgK)

22 Back in my day we always used a date rape drug.

Uncle Ted always had a pocketful.

Posted by: William Kennedy Smith, Raper at September 30, 2026 12:17 PM (w+jhU)

23 I find none of this behavior moral.

It really seems that it's also not illegal, because her previous statements already contradict her claims so it's going to be her word (today) against her word (when it happened) and the word of the frat boys. (Both then and now.)

But the harpies don't care. They have a chance to take our the VILLIAN OF HISTORY!!11!!, white fraternity boys.

Also, this is what happens when you remove the fences that society put up over hundreds of years about sex because you think those fences just represented "stodgy old geezers". Our society decided that thousands of years of rules about sex were outdated. Love should be free!

And now we have the most lonely society in history, with much less "love". Funny that.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 30, 2026 12:18 PM (N1DT3)

24 22 Back in my day we always used a date rape drug.

Uncle Ted always had a pocketful.

Posted by: William Kennedy Smith, Raper at September 30, 2026 12:17 PM (w+jhU)

Right with ya man.

Posted by: Bill Cosby at September 30, 2026 12:18 PM (l3cgK)

25 "And then, of course, I was being hit at the same time. Physically hit very, very hard."

This is the story of me.

Posted by: Brooke Baldwin's Blown Out Bajingo at September 30, 2026 12:19 PM (J4Dwc)

26 Word to the young ladies:

Don't mix booze and K. Too much of that, and you'll be so giddy and euphoric -- not to mention decisionally impaired -- that you'll fuck a diseased alligator.

Booze and K are basically date-rape drugs. You almost have no idea what you're doing, but you're very happy about it. Don't ask me how I know.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 30, 2026 12:19 PM (iFTx/)

27 Hold on a sec. The first girl I ever kissed is on the phone.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 30, 2026 12:19 PM (RIvkX)

28 Snatch of Doom™️

Posted by: Dirac_Delta at September 30, 2026 12:19 PM (X3rKN)

29 Normal women don't agree to multiple three-ways with strangers. If a woman agrees to this, she is psychologically abnormal, and you may be signing up a for a lifetime of pain for five minutes of pleasure. You may be signing up for a lifetime of persecution by a mentally-ill broken woman.

There's another, even worse risk, which is that Paolo shows up and makes me look bad by comparison. It's a risk I'm not willing to run.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 30, 2026 12:19 PM (Riz8t)

30 If someone encouraged her to claim she was raped, does this bring up incitement to commit perjury?

Posted by: clarence at September 30, 2026 12:20 PM (vCaJx)

31 Afternoon Ace.
Hate to say it but my first thought was that she got out of Cornell with huge loans and couldn't find a high paying job, so the lawsuit looks good

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 30, 2026 12:21 PM (jivel)

32 I can fix her!

Posted by: Rosy Optimist at September 30, 2026 12:21 PM (Fn+3X)

33 "She had a threesome with two [Cornell] frat brothers. She later told police the encounter was consensual and voluntary. Now, [two years later,] she says "I was raped.""

Believe All Women. But which one? Living in the modern world is a shit show.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convicitions at September 30, 2026 12:22 PM (VyD10)

34 She simply had pre-mortem depression and didn't know what she was doing, you guys.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 30, 2026 12:22 PM (ccf/V)

35 Normal women don't agree to multiple three-ways with strangers. If a woman agrees to this, she is psychologically abnormal, and you may be signing up a for a lifetime of pain for five minutes of pleasure. You may be signing up for a lifetime of persecution by a mentally-ill broken woman.

And modern liberal colleges are the perfect example of having lots of abnormal women...

Posted by: Bill Cosby at September 30, 2026 12:22 PM (l3cgK)

36 Remember not to judge my fellow Christians.

There is nothing inherently wrong with a threesome. Well, as long as there are men involved then women. I mean, ideally all men. Uh is it getting hot in here?

Posted by: James Talarico at September 30, 2026 12:22 PM (sKqQm)

37 Believe All Women. But which one?

Once again, the HQ cuts to the chase.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 30, 2026 12:22 PM (Riz8t)

38
Can't be too careful. Better shoot all the frat members.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 30, 2026 12:23 PM (eRlcH)

39 "This will be the the Karens' screaming conniption topic for the next month."

They're getting bored with Lyndsey Clancy, it seems

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 30, 2026 12:23 PM (iFTx/)

40 THE BLADE BLADES IN AND BLADES A FIRST
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 30, 2026 12:10 PM

And did The Blade get consent for that, or will he be hearing from the comments section's lawyers?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 30, 2026 12:23 PM (bFu5X)

41 off disgusting sock

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 30, 2026 12:23 PM (l3cgK)

42 Oh, and another thing I forgot, they were all far-right rapists"
Posted by: Auspex at September 30, 2026 12:17 PM (Y8DZL)

Rape is of course a predominantly right-wing phenomenon.

Posted by: Next talking point at September 30, 2026 12:23 PM (TbWk/)

43 Let me also say that I lived with frat boys for 1 year in college. (Thanks for the random roomies assignment!)

This kind of behavior seems to be very common.

I am rather certain everyone, man, woman, dog and goat, who goes to a frat party KNOWS this behavior is common.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 30, 2026 12:24 PM (N1DT3)

44 Isn't she required to carry a mattress around?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 30, 2026 12:24 PM (jivel)

45 The Devil made her DO IT.

Posted by: fd at September 30, 2026 12:24 PM (MWfyi)

46 36 Remember not to judge my fellow Christians.

There is nothing inherently wrong with a threesome. Well, as long as there are men involved then women. I mean, ideally all men. Uh is it getting hot in here?

Posted by: James Talarico at September 30, 2026 12:22 PM (sKqQm)

This guy gives IANAL a different meaning...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 30, 2026 12:24 PM (l3cgK)

47 even money she has discovered no one is interested in her clown car and she's trying to find something to fill the ...hole in her .... life.....

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at September 30, 2026 12:24 PM (nXhwP)

48 Accountability is taught to be something women can give or withdraw their responsibility to. If they even acknowledge it.

Probably going to be light on this one. Too many bad experiences. That is on me because my IFF seems to pick ladies like this out.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 30, 2026 12:24 PM (Y/06r)

49 They're getting bored with Lyndsey Clancy, it seems

More likely it's starting to dawn on them that most people disagree with them and want them to STFU and STFD.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 30, 2026 12:24 PM (Riz8t)

50 Believe All Women. But which one?

Depends...is it a lifelong Democrat whose testimony is backed up by a bunch of state troopers in Arkansas or a leftwing professor who can't remember how many doors her house had when she got boofed?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 30, 2026 12:25 PM (sKqQm)

51 "Normal women don't agree to multiple three-ways with strangers. If a woman agrees to this, she is psychologically abnormal."

Not really true. The under-30 set is big on 3-somes. Hell, rap and pop stars sing songs about it. What the youngers hear, they want to do.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 30, 2026 12:25 PM (iFTx/)

52 More fake and ghey stuff before the mid-terms to pull on the strings of mindless puppets to gin up the outrage vote.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 30, 2026 12:25 PM (KVitD)

53 Rosie Palms > Devil's threesome

Posted by: 18-1 at September 30, 2026 12:25 PM (sKqQm)

54 Believe All Women. But which one? Living in the modern world is a shit show.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convicitions at September 30, 2026 12:22 PM (VyD10)

This is one of several reasons why I live as a hermit.

Posted by: To the extent suburbia allows at September 30, 2026 12:25 PM (TbWk/)

55 There's always room for Jello Pudding Pops and rape! But mostly rape.

- Bill Cosby

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 30, 2026 12:25 PM (bFu5X)

56
Not really true. The under-30 set is big on 3-somes. Hell, rap and pop stars sing songs about it. What the youngers hear, they want to do.

Isn't that usually MFF and not MMF though?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 30, 2026 12:25 PM (sKqQm)

57 James Talarico will never be accused of raping a woman. Ride on YMCA Cowboy, Ride on.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convicitions at September 30, 2026 12:26 PM (VyD10)

58 56
Not really true. The under-30 set is big on 3-somes. Hell, rap and pop stars sing songs about it. What the youngers hear, they want to do.

Isn't that usually MFF and not MMF though?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 30, 2026 12:25 PM (sKqQm)

MMM...tasty.

Posted by: James Talarico at September 30, 2026 12:26 PM (l3cgK)

59 Frat guys are dumb - News at 11

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 30, 2026 12:27 PM (KVitD)

60 49 They're getting bored with Lyndsey Clancy, it seems

More likely it's starting to dawn on them that most people disagree with them and want them to STFU and STFD.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 30, 2026 12:24 PM (Riz8t)

Also, when gals start getting dumped for saying they support Clancey, even if they do not 'get it' it starts to have real world consequences. And they understand that. So, avoid. Transfer.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 30, 2026 12:27 PM (Y/06r)

61 57 James Talarico will never be accused of raping a woman. Ride on YMCA Cowboy, Ride on.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convicitions at September 30, 2026 12:26 PM (VyD10)

What if it's a tranny woman?...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 30, 2026 12:27 PM (l3cgK)

62 Two chicks at the same time.

Posted by: Lawrence, if he had $1M at September 30, 2026 12:27 PM (TbWk/)

63 54 Believe All Women. But which one? Living in the modern world is a shit show.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convicitions at September 30, 2026 12:22 PM (VyD10)

This is one of several reasons why I live as a hermit.
Posted by: To the extent suburbia allows at September 30, 2026 12:25 PM (TbWk/)

This.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 30, 2026 12:27 PM (Y/06r)

64 >>Normal women don't agree to multiple three-ways with strangers.

Normal women won't admit to it...

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at September 30, 2026 12:27 PM (vNne8)

65 Any threesome that involves two men is GAY.

Posted by: fd at September 30, 2026 12:27 PM (MWfyi)

66 62 Two chicks at the same time.

Posted by: Lawrence, if he had $1M at September 30, 2026 12:27 PM (TbWk/)

Two girls for every boy!

Posted by: Beach Boys at September 30, 2026 12:28 PM (l3cgK)

67 Even Sunny Hostin, the lawyer on The View, doubts that this is truly rape. It's about time we did put up the fences again, as Formerly Virginian states, but it's too late for this MI girl.

Posted by: Random PJ at September 30, 2026 12:28 PM (+jscL)

68 I rate this story as two "Yikes on bikes!"

Posted by: Yikes On Bikes at September 30, 2026 12:28 PM (V362x)

69 Speaking of Clancy I wonder if the lone juror making his video is going to convince some number of black male voters that voting for their local Karen Democrat isn't a sane choice...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 30, 2026 12:28 PM (sKqQm)

70 More fake and ghey stuff before the mid-terms to pull on the strings of mindless puppets to gin up the outrage vote.
Posted by: Chuck Martel

The onslaught will kick into high gear tomorrow. 10/1.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 30, 2026 12:28 PM (yOEUM)

71 James Talarico will never be accused of raping a woman. Ride on YMCA Cowboy, Ride on.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convicitions at September 30, 2026 12:26 PM (VyD10)

What if it's a tranny woman?...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 30, 2026 12:27 PM (l3cgK)

Then he still maintains his unbroken gay streak.

Posted by: A man by any other name at September 30, 2026 12:28 PM (TbWk/)

72 MMM...tasty.
Posted by: James Talarico at September 30, 2026 12:26 PM

I'm not sure you understand what 3M means.

Posted by: Minnesota Mining and Manufacturing Company at September 30, 2026 12:28 PM (bFu5X)

73 65 Any threesome that involves two men is GAY.
Posted by: fd at September 30, 2026 12:27 PM (MWfyi)
--

From her police statement, that's why she was excited to do it.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at September 30, 2026 12:29 PM (0bjKf)

74 This sounds a lot like that 'mattress girl' roaming around Texas University saying she was raped after she willingly had rough sex with some dude.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 30, 2026 12:29 PM (ccf/V)

75 > some advice should be given to men, too: Don't sleep with women like this. Don't even be alone with women like this.

Excellent advise and worth repeating.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 30, 2026 12:29 PM (mkw2N)

76 62 Two chicks at the same time.
Posted by: Lawrence, if he had $1M at September 30, 2026 12:27 PM (TbWk/)

Two dude threesomes. NOT at all the same thing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 30, 2026 12:29 PM (Y/06r)

77 I would also like to say that this kind of "WOE IS ME!!!" crap degrades women who suffered ACTUAL rape.

"Oh, I felt bad and just couldn't say no..." vs. "He held a knife to my throat and raped me."

Stop trying to make regret on par with actual violence. You are a terrible person for minimizing actual suffering.

It's of a type with stolen valor. Because victimhood is a badge of honor now. Except that REAL victims actually had to suffer while these evil women just want the sympathy without the suffering.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 30, 2026 12:29 PM (N1DT3)

78 I see this rape-accusation-frenzy as a good thing. It reeks of "scraping the bottom of the barrel" for some random thing for the Left to get all jazzed about, since they have run out of constructive narratives and purposeful mass-hysterias in this election season. You see, the Left is an Outrage Machine that survives on a diet of ginned up fake outrages. During election season, they need to arrange "directed hysterias" that benefit their chances of winning. In fact, that's the whole reason to keep your minions in a state of hair-trigger borderline hysteria to begin with -- so you can use that hysteria when needed to win elections.

BUT -- as we see here -- if you run out of constructive vote-swaying hysterias during election season and instead fall back on the worn-out classic "fake rape accusation again some random dudes," then it shows you are in big trouble election-wise, since you realize that every time your Leftist side opens its mouth on some electoral issue, you lose more voters.

So, yes, the mania over this particular case is a good sign that the Dems are in trouble.

Posted by: zombie at September 30, 2026 12:30 PM (Av6i5)

79 She may have had "gaps in her memory" when she made her initial statements after the events had just happened.

However, when she takes the stand, I expect her memory (at least two years after the event) will be vastly improved and clear.

MY memory does not operate in that fashion. Maybe because I am just an Idiot?

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 30, 2026 12:30 PM (HlyYF)

80 From the police interview transcript I read, of the first two dudes one was so drunk he passed out during the act and the other was so drunk he was dry-heaving.

Sounds like the wrong people might be getting charged with rape.

> Normal women don't agree to multiple three-ways with strangers.

You'd be surprised. It is a very, very common female fantasy.

Now, if reality doesn't match up with fantasy, leading to regrets afterward... that's another story.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 30, 2026 12:30 PM (qlLNh)

81 It's also unfair that she can "Jane Doe" this whole thing. Who is this girl? I assume there's a lot in her history that shows this behavior wasn't uncommon.

All frat boys know there is always "That Girl" on campus. Always. No exceptions to this rule.

The more the Greek system controls campus partying and social standing, the more "That Girls" there are. Some girls are willing to do anything to get in with the Cool Kids frat.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 30, 2026 12:30 PM (iFTx/)

82 >>>Also, this is what happens when you remove the fences that society put up over hundreds of years about sex because you think those fences just represented "stodgy old geezers". Our society decided that thousands of years of rules about sex were outdated. Love should be free!
And now we have the most lonely society in history, with much less "love". Funny that.

yup. There's also the continued insistence by Strong and Empowered Feminists that they should be protected from the consequences of their actions as if they were children. But do not patronize them, Patriarchs. They're only helpless children who are not responsible for their own actions when they CHOOSE to be.

It's called Choice, racists. Look it up.

Posted by: ace at September 30, 2026 12:31 PM (1wjle)

83 72 MMM...tasty.
Posted by: James Talarico at September 30, 2026 12:26 PM

I'm not sure you understand what 3M means.

Posted by: Minnesota Mining and Manufacturing Company at September 30, 2026 12:28 PM (bFu5X)

You guys changed your name a few years ago...

Posted by: Beach Boys at September 30, 2026 12:31 PM (l3cgK)

84 Here we go:

"The first woman set to be executed by Tennessee in 200 years has had her planned lethal injection halted just one hour before it was due to take place.

Murderer Christa Pike was given a stay of execution by the US Court of Appeals for the Sixth Circuit around 9am CT Wednesday after a judge agreed to consider whether childhood sexual abuse she suffered was taken into account when she was first sentenced. "

Posted by: fd at September 30, 2026 12:31 PM (MWfyi)

85 Good afternoon Ace and everyone

Posted by: Skip at September 30, 2026 12:31 PM (o8Bcf)

86 "Women" don't even know their friends on the Left have already thrown them to the wolves. Dummies.

In two or three years it will be even more obvious. And they still won't know. Dummies.

Posted by: ... at September 30, 2026 12:31 PM (x8rTv)

87 >>>MY memory does not operate in that fashion. Maybe because I am just an Idiot?

I mean:

>>>Posted by: Pillage Idiot

Posted by: ace at September 30, 2026 12:31 PM (1wjle)

88 She may have had "gaps in her memory" when she made her initial statements after the events had just happened.

However, when she takes the stand, I expect her memory (at least two years after the event) will be vastly improved and clear.

MY memory does not operate in that fashion. Maybe because I am just an Idiot?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 30, 2026 12:30 PM

It's a civil sexual assault case against frat boys. Who needs memory?

Posted by: E. Jeanne Carol at September 30, 2026 12:31 PM (bFu5X)

89 I wish young men were advised against having anything to do with situations like this. Go watch some porn. Do not participate in gang sex. Don’t have sex with drunks.

Think of the diseases. Herpes is for life, you know.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 30, 2026 12:32 PM (BVYOm)

90 62 Two chicks at the same time.
Posted by: Lawrence, if he had $1M at September 30, 2026 12:27 PM (TbWk/)

$1000 just outside town. You don't need a million.
Those whorehouses are for sale right now too. I think $33.9 million takes the whole shebang.

Posted by: Reforger at September 30, 2026 12:32 PM (Ae6Br)

91 "the other was so drunk he was dry-heaving."

That happens a lot.

Posted by: Lena at September 30, 2026 12:32 PM (MWfyi)

92 This sounds a lot like that 'mattress girl' roaming around Texas University saying she was raped after she willingly had rough sex with some dude.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 30, 2026 12:29 PM (ccf/V)
______

Columbia University

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 30, 2026 12:32 PM (iFTx/)

93 >>>I wish young men were advised against having anything to do with situations like this. Go watch some porn. Do not participate in gang sex. Don’t have sex with drunks.
Think of the diseases. Herpes is for life, you know.

yup.

Posted by: ace at September 30, 2026 12:33 PM (1wjle)

94 >>>claiming that the frat brothers "drugged" her without her knowledge

I can believe that someone snorted ketamine because they were forced to do so.

I cannot believe that someone snorted ketamine without their own knowledge. Unless they thought they were snorting some other drug, like cocaine for example. If they were looking for a pep me up and got something that knocks them loopy instead.

Posted by: No Name Today at September 30, 2026 12:33 PM (8mulE)

95 >>You'd be surprised. It is a very, very common female fantasy.

Sure.

But in her Fantasy the Fraternity was for Minotaur.

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at September 30, 2026 12:33 PM (vNne8)

96 You guys changed your name a few years ago...
Posted by: Beach Boys at September 30, 2026 12:31 PM

I know...you want me to track corporate M&A as well as make stupid jokes?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 30, 2026 12:33 PM (bFu5X)

97 81 It's also unfair that she can "Jane Doe" this whole thing. Who is this girl? I assume there's a lot in her history that shows this behavior wasn't uncommon.

All frat boys know there is always "That Girl" on campus. Always. No exceptions to this rule.

The more the Greek system controls campus partying and social standing, the more "That Girls" there are. Some girls are willing to do anything to get in with the Cool Kids frat.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 30, 2026 12:30 PM (iFTx/)

The Greek System...sounds gay as hell. Bunch of gay homos.

Posted by: Al Sharpton at September 30, 2026 12:33 PM (l3cgK)

98 RapeEnthusiastsockOFF

Posted by: garrett at September 30, 2026 12:33 PM (vNne8)

99 It could also be as simple as:

-she has this hook up and multiple threesomes. She enjoys it is fine with it.

-she gets out of college and says 'that was my hoe phase' time to find a guy.

-she starts dating a new guy and one of his buddies mention they heard she got really wild back in college (a couple years before.)

-Dude confronts his girl. She can't lie like a psychopath. Relationship blows up.

-She looks forward to a future of 'gal who ran multple trains willingly in the same night' rep following her forever. Because relationship dude is going to go full 'I broke it off because I found out she's a whore.' And tell all his friends who ask.

-now it's rape.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 30, 2026 12:33 PM (Y/06r)

100 the whole shebang.
Posted by: Reforger at September 30, 2026 12:32 PM

Phrasing?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 30, 2026 12:34 PM (bFu5X)

101 >>>So, yes, the mania over this particular case is a good sign that the Dems are in trouble.

interesting take but I do not share your optimism. This is not a sign of any rational choice. They're just maniacs 24/7 and love yelling.

Posted by: ace at September 30, 2026 12:34 PM (1wjle)

102
Columbia University
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 30, 2026 12:32 PM (iFTx/)

Oops. My mistake. The rest was accurate.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 30, 2026 12:34 PM (ccf/V)

103 >>>-she gets out of college and says 'that was my hoe phase' time to find a guy.

yeah, probably. "Regret 'rape.'"

Posted by: ace at September 30, 2026 12:35 PM (1wjle)

104 East Coast Pit Roast.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at September 30, 2026 12:35 PM (bNf8H)

105 Not really true. The under-30 set is big on 3-somes. Hell, rap and pop stars sing songs about it. What the youngers hear, they want to do.

Isn't that usually MFF and not MMF though?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 30, 2026 12:25 PM (sKqQm)
_________

Both. Sometimes it's not specified (that annoying Katy Perry song).

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 30, 2026 12:35 PM (iFTx/)

106 The coverage I saw of these stories on leftwing sites is:

Innocent woman went to a frat party, raped by 7 men. Misogynist college only punishes the rapists by making them write an essay.
----

Seems easy enough punishment--AI could kick out that essay easy-peasy.

Posted by: Crusader at September 30, 2026 12:35 PM (TN0g+)

107 >> "Regret 'rape.'"

I specifically left that one out of the song.

Posted by: Zombie Sinatra at September 30, 2026 12:35 PM (vNne8)

108 105 Not really true. The under-30 set is big on 3-somes. Hell, rap and pop stars sing songs about it. What the youngers hear, they want to do.

Isn't that usually MFF and not MMF though?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 30, 2026 12:25 PM (sKqQm)
_________

Both. Sometimes it's not specified (that annoying Katy Perry song).

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 30, 2026 12:35 PM (iFTx/)

She has quite a few, doesn't she?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 30, 2026 12:36 PM (l3cgK)

109 Anybody know how to get in touch with her?

Posted by: Madonna at September 30, 2026 12:36 PM (VyD10)

110 Top Five Leftist Mass-Hysteria Classics employed over and over when needed:

1. Cops shoot some ghetto thug.
2. Slutty girl later "realizes" she meant to say "No."
3. Republican politician does the exact same thing a Democrat politician previously did.
4. Fake hate crime usually involving a non-"noose" or a mis-drawn "swastika."
5. Leftist protestor positions self in front of car, gets run over.

Posted by: zombie at September 30, 2026 12:36 PM (Av6i5)

111 "I don't like the whorish choices I made when I was young so I'm going to badger someone in a position of authority into giving me an 'I'm NOT a Slut!' official certification."

Like with Donkey Brains.

Posted by: ace at September 30, 2026 12:36 PM (1wjle)

112 yup. There's also the continued insistence by Strong and Empowered Feminists that they should be protected from the consequences of their actions as if they were children. But do not patronize them, Patriarchs. They're only helpless children who are not responsible for their own actions when they CHOOSE to be.

It's called Choice, racists. Look it up.
Posted by: ace at September 30, 2026 12:31 PM (1wjle)

Schrödinger's Feminism. Simultaneously they are mentally and emotionally superior stronk independent girlbosses doing it for themselves and living their best lives on their terms, and also vulnerable, inexperienced and easily manipulated victims of the patriarchy who have no agency and thus cannot be held responsible for anything they do. Whichever one they bring to the fore depends of course on whether it benefits the girlboss victim in a particular context.

Posted by: Strong independent naive victims at September 30, 2026 12:36 PM (TbWk/)

113 The Frat boys violated the First Rule: Don't put your dick in crazy.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 30, 2026 12:37 PM (36x1j)

114 What exactly is ketamine and does it make you incapacitated?

I see ketamine being referenced from time to time online.

Posted by: dantesed at September 30, 2026 12:37 PM (Oy/m2)

115 >>>114 What exactly is ketamine and does it make you incapacitated?

I don't know. I think it's some kind of animal tranquilizer?

Posted by: ace at September 30, 2026 12:38 PM (1wjle)

116 It's also unfair that she can "Jane Doe" this whole thing. Who is this girl? I assume there's a lot in her history that shows this behavior wasn't uncommon.

All frat boys know there is always "That Girl" on campus. Always. No exceptions to this rule.

The more the Greek system controls campus partying and social standing, the more "That Girls" there are. Some girls are willing to do anything to get in with the Cool Kids frat.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 30, 2026 12:30 PM (iFTx/)

The Greek System...sounds gay as hell. Bunch of gay homos.
Posted by: Al Sharpton at September 30, 2026 12:33 PM (l3cgK)
_____

I never rushed a frat because it's gay and I've always been a lone wolf. I can get my own girls without having to leverage frat membership.

But ... in certain colleges, frats are the only game in town, and if girls want any kind of status or social life, they do whatever they have to do to get in the door.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 30, 2026 12:38 PM (iFTx/)

117 But because this is a blue state (New York) where everything is gay and stupid

The absence of quality locally-produced picante sauce is more destructive to society than most want to realize.

IYKYK.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 30, 2026 12:38 PM (0sNs1)

118 The Frat boys violated the First Rule: Don't put your dick in crazy.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 30, 2026 12:37 PM

I exist for a reason, guys.

Posted by: Rule 1 at September 30, 2026 12:38 PM (bFu5X)

119 > Don’t have sex with drunks.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 30, 2026 12:32 PM (BVYOm)

Yes. At any age.

A while back I was invited to the apartment of a woman in my retirement complex. Things were...progressing...until I got a whiff of her breath.

Drunker than shit.

I got the hell out of there.

I learned later from another resident that she is what they call a "high-functioning alcoholic". Not necessarily visibly drunk, but shitface drunk nonetheless.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 30, 2026 12:38 PM (qlLNh)

120 It is the Instagram 'cause du jour' at the moment.

And I just don't give a shit. I wasn't there, I don't have first hand knowledge of the facts. Leave me alone. Go harass the authorities in question.

And as ace said, don't get involved with women like this.

Posted by: browndog says woof at September 30, 2026 12:38 PM (oCio0)

121 I think we have to know more about the Zodiac signs of the guys. Were they Geminis?

Posted by: Anne Whitney Ferguson-Lane at September 30, 2026 12:38 PM (fmbc9)

122 >>>I never rushed a frat because it's gay and I've always been a lone wolf. I can get my own girls without having to leverage frat membership.

same for me, except I couldn't get my own girls

Posted by: ace at September 30, 2026 12:39 PM (1wjle)

123 113 The Frat boys violated the First Rule: Don't put your dick in crazy.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 30, 2026 12:37 PM (36x1j)

Yeah, this. But, women have the hot-crazy matrix. Dudes have the young-stupid matrix.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 30, 2026 12:39 PM (Y/06r)

124 THE BLADE BLADES IN AND BLADES A FIRST
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 30, 2026 12:10 PM

And did The Blade get consent for that, or will he be hearing from the comments section's lawyers?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 30, 2026 12:23 PM (bFu5X)
________

Comments section was high on K and would consent to anything ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 30, 2026 12:39 PM (iFTx/)

125 That's not a threesome, it's a spit roast.

Posted by: ... at September 30, 2026 12:40 PM (x8rTv)

126 115 >>>114 What exactly is ketamine and does it make you incapacitated?

I don't know. I think it's some kind of animal tranquilizer?

Posted by: ace at September 30, 2026 12:38 PM (1wjle)

In the right dose, it would be totally incapacitating. K-hole.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 30, 2026 12:40 PM (jBygX)

127 Prosecutors in upstate New York are defending their decision not to bring charges in 2024 after an alleged "gang rape" at a Cornell University fraternity.

-----------

"We will prove in court to an impartial New York jury that Donald J. Trump was in fact an 'honorary' member and leader of that same fraternity at the time -- and will prosecute him for rape."

/AG Tish James

Posted by: ShainS at September 30, 2026 12:40 PM (txdT8)

128 Flydubai flight FZ1073 departed Dubai International for Tel Aviv today. About 2.5 hours into the flight, a member of the crew used a knife to stab the pilot and disable flight systems resulting in a rapid descent.

Passengers stormed the cockpit and subdued the attacker. A dentist attended the stabbed pilot. Two other pilots were on board and were able to divert the plane to Saudi Arabia and land safely.

Pictured: a man covered in blood who apparently helped subdue the attacker.

http://tiny.cc/wjcb101

Posted by: bonhomme at September 30, 2026 12:40 PM (mkw2N)

129 >-she gets out of college and says 'that was my hoe phase' time to find a guy.

yeah, probably. "Regret 'rape.'"
Posted by: ace at September 30, 2026 12:35 PM (1wjle)

And after 100+ cocks and The Wall rapidly approaching she'll insist "my past doesn't matter" or suddenly get religion and some naive young man will marry her at the pastor's insistence because Jesus has washed away her sins.

Posted by: The herpes and HPV, not so much at September 30, 2026 12:41 PM (TbWk/)

130 Yeah I always thought frats were super gay. NTTAWWT

Posted by: ... at September 30, 2026 12:41 PM (x8rTv)

131 What exactly is ketamine and does it make you incapacitated? I see ketamine being referenced from time to time online. Posted by: dantesed

From the ever trusted intertubes. "During and shortly after exposure, ketamine temporarily impairs several types of memory. Studies in healthy volunteers show dose-dependent disruptions to working memory (your ability to hold information in mind), episodic memory (recall of specific experiences), and procedural learning (picking up new skills)."

"Picking up new skills." Didn't see that one coming.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at September 30, 2026 12:41 PM (VyD10)

132 Billy Graham was right!

Posted by: Don't Even Get On An Elevator With 'em at September 30, 2026 12:41 PM (Fn+3X)

133 The Frat boys violated the First Rule: Don't put your dick in crazy.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 30, 2026 12:37 PM (36x1j)

Yeah, this. But, women have the hot-crazy matrix. Dudes have the young-stupid matrix.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 30, 2026 12:39 PM (Y/06r)
_______

True, but the guys were almost certainly tripping balls themselves. One of my own rules is always "never get so fucked up that you'll do things you'll regret."

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 30, 2026 12:42 PM (iFTx/)

134 never rushed a frat because it's gay and I've always been a lone wolf. I can get my own girls without having to leverage frat membership.

same for me, except I couldn't get my own girls
Posted by: ace at September 30, 2026 12:39 PM (1wjle)

*fistbump*

Posted by: It was a sad and lonely time at September 30, 2026 12:42 PM (TbWk/)

135 Can't wait for Dick Wolfe to hear about this and give it his own treatment on Law and Order: SVU...I mean, Law and Order: The Olivia Benson Show.

Posted by: Thrawn at September 30, 2026 12:42 PM (oPFtC)

136 Well, yeah, I consented to sex with Chad and LaShawn and DeShawn and Chad, but not with Melvin. Eww.

Posted by: Cornell Fratmattress at September 30, 2026 12:42 PM (VHUov)

137 Posted by: Anne Whitney Ferguson-Lane

You go, girl!

Posted by: Susan Olivia Cuthbertson-Kline at September 30, 2026 12:43 PM (bFu5X)

138 In my youth, I was the sober and thoughtful individual for many guy's nights of heavy drinking and even some guys and gals nights.

I intervened on impending terrible decisions on many occasions. I have two friends that to this day will tell their story of the night when PI saved their life.

Therefore, I don't understand why frats do NOT have a designated sober/wise guy for their biggest parties?

It can't be a new pledge, since the older guys would not submit to his guidance. Maybe a senior and one assistant from each pledge class below him?

Over the years, I have observed several frats be de-certified by their national organization. Sometimes for a single night of bad behaviors.

Yet most frats would never take my advice. 99% of the fun with greatly reduced risk of pledge deaths, criminal charges, civil suits, de-certification, etc., seems like a wise decision to me.

But I choose to live the AOS Moron lifestyle, so terrible decisions baffle me. We have events with lots of guns and lots of booze. However, the rule is always NO booze before guns, and NO guns after you start booze.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 30, 2026 12:43 PM (HlyYF)

139 Afternoon Ace.
Hate to say it but my first thought was that she got out of Cornell with huge loans and couldn't find a high paying job, so the lawsuit looks good
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 30, 2026 12:21 PM (jivel)

Might not have been a student at all. Maybe a local stripper. Or escort. Not a Hooter's gal; they are too classy for that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 30, 2026 12:43 PM (C6xWR)

140 Silly. Next.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 30, 2026 12:43 PM (VQ7/I)

141 True, but the guys were almost certainly tripping balls themselves. One of my own rules is always "never get so fucked up that you'll do things you'll regret."
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 30, 2026 12:42 PM (iFTx/)

It's funny, every time I said that at the beginning of the night, those were the nights I got so fucked up AND did something I regretted. Thankfully, even drunk as hell, I always waved off the drugs. In my mind, there is a bright shiny dividing line between alcohol and drugs.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 30, 2026 12:44 PM (Y/06r)

142 Who is this girl?
Posted by: Elric The Blade

Apparently her photo is circulating (on Reddit and places like that), and she's reportedly quite the hottie. People are saying "I can see why the boys were lining up to bone her -- sexy as heck."

Posted by: zombie at September 30, 2026 12:44 PM (Av6i5)

143 I need to see pictures of this chick before I pass judgment.

Posted by: Denny Crane - I Shattered my Femur at September 30, 2026 12:44 PM (NoYYJ)

144 Ketamine is an anesthesia.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 30, 2026 12:45 PM (jivel)

145 “Both. Sometimes it's not specified (that annoying Katy Perry song).”

That annoying Katy Perry song is called her catalog.

Posted by: Clay at September 30, 2026 12:45 PM (99VRV)

146 What exactly is ketamine and does it make you incapacitated?

It's what Matthew Perry took before he drowned in a pool, gently slipping below the waves.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 30, 2026 12:45 PM (Riz8t)

147 Some people have a hard time attracting crows.

Posted by: Not Mentioning Any Names at September 30, 2026 12:45 PM (Fn+3X)

148 Apparently, there is some former writer for South Park that has stood up a website that will eventually publish very detailed dossiers on all seven guys.

Posted by: one hour sober at September 30, 2026 12:45 PM (J4Dwc)

149 I mean:

>>>Posted by: Pillage Idiot

Posted by: ace at September 30, 2026 12:31 PM

Truth in advertising is my motto!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 30, 2026 12:46 PM (HlyYF)

150 I intervened on impending terrible decisions on many occasions. I have two friends that to this day will tell their story of the night when PI saved their life.

Good on you. I literally tried to drink myself to death once in college and I was lucky enough to have someone like yourself around.

Posted by: Always have a sober friend around at September 30, 2026 12:46 PM (TbWk/)

151 Don’t have sex with drunks.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 30, 2026 12:32 PM

This is wisdom.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 30, 2026 12:46 PM (bFu5X)

152 > she's reportedly quite the hottie.
Posted by: zombie at September 30, 2026 12:44 PM (Av6i5)

If the picture I saw was accurate, she's pretty damned cute, especially if you have a thing for redheads.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 30, 2026 12:46 PM (qlLNh)

153 There are plenty of guys who don't have to be drunk to have sex with a drunk stoned girl. No arm twisting needed either.

Posted by: ... at September 30, 2026 12:46 PM (x8rTv)

154 All the News that's Fit to Print

https://tinyurl.com/mrcrvvn7

"Breaking news: A plane flying from Dubai to Israel was diverted after an altercation between the pilot and co-pilot, Israeli officials said."

I'll throw out the first riff:

"After an altercation between President Lincoln and actor John Wilkes Booth, the play Our American Cousin was temporarily suspended.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, thed Housekeeper at September 30, 2026 12:46 PM (xg/DD)

155
same for me, except I couldn't get my own girls

Posted by: ace at September 30, 2026 12:39 PM (1wjle)

Yes......somehow I'm married for 22 years.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 30, 2026 12:46 PM (ccf/V)

156 If this is the latest chew toy I think the dog is going to be disappointed...

Posted by: Max Power at September 30, 2026 12:46 PM (SwyyQ)

157 Mattress Girl II: Electric Booty Call.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 30, 2026 12:47 PM (wWIcc)

158 It's apparently a thing that some feminists defend girls who keep in contact with their "rapists" while demanding complete cutoffs from parents who are Trump voters.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 30, 2026 12:47 PM (U/fqy)

159 What exactly is ketamine and does it make you incapacitated?

I don't know. I think it's some kind of animal tranquilizer?

Posted by: ace at September 30, 2026 12:38 PM (1wjle)
______

That's mostly a myth. Ketamine is a legitimate medical drug for anesthesia, pain management, and depression. It only later became used by vets.

K became very popular in the club circuit (and apparently frats too) because it's a "clean" euphoric high. It puts you in a giddy trance. But as with all drugs, if you take too much it could be very dangerous.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 30, 2026 12:47 PM (iFTx/)

160 If the picture I saw was accurate, she's pretty damned cute, especially if you have a thing for redheads.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 30, 2026 12:46 PM (qlLNh)

The fuck? Is someone gonna put me some knowledge here or what

Posted by: ... at September 30, 2026 12:47 PM (x8rTv)

161 Seems like there is some perjury going on, either now or then.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 30, 2026 12:47 PM (4NO2D)

162 Not drinking the entire time I was at college was one of my better decisions.

Posted by: garrett at September 30, 2026 12:47 PM (vNne8)

163 Don’t have sex with drunks.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 30, 2026 12:32 PM

Please do not give this advise to my wife.......there's this one drunk that occasionally attempts it with her.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 30, 2026 12:47 PM (ccf/V)

164 Has Amber Heard chimed in yet?

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at September 30, 2026 12:47 PM (VyD10)

165 REPORT:

In a cynical effort to look busy and fool their imbecilic base into thinking they are working for them, the Democrat/communist/Muslim coalition running California out of existence has surpassed itself for producing busy work.

California is putting teenagers as old as 15 through a state-mandated seat-belt fit test—and those who fail it will have to remain in a child restraint such as a booster seat. The new rule takes effect January 1, 2027. It applies to children ages 8 through 15, meaning it reaches right up to a teenager’s 16th birthday. The law stops short of ordering every 15-year-old into a booster. Teenagers who pass all five steps may use an adult belt, while those who miss even one step will need a child restraint. The story exploded across social media Saturday as Californians compared Sacramento’s latest mandate with the state’s much larger public crises.

Posted by: SMOD at September 30, 2026 12:47 PM (EKMrJ)

166 > The fuck? Is someone gonna put me some knowledge here or what
Posted by: ... at September 30, 2026 12:47 PM (x8rTv)

I'm reluctant to share it, in case it turns out not to be her.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 30, 2026 12:48 PM (qlLNh)

167 *advice. DAMNIT. I hate that mistake.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 30, 2026 12:48 PM (ccf/V)

168 "I was raped by my husband when he asked for sex, but I wasn't in the mood and said yes anyway."

I was raped by work. I didn't want to go, preferring to stay in bed, but went anyway.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 30, 2026 12:14 PM (Riz8t)

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I'm old enough to remember when the newest & latest rape complaint was merely the male gaze.

Posted by: ShainS at September 30, 2026 12:48 PM (txdT8)

169 "I can see why the boys were lining up to bone her -- sexy as heck."

Posted by: zombie at September 30, 2026 12:44 PM (Av6i5)

Again, to get a "line of boys" you mostly only have to be breathing.

Posted by: ... at September 30, 2026 12:48 PM (x8rTv)

170 Has Amber Heard chimed in yet?
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at September 30, 2026 12:47 PM (VyD10)

She's to busy leaving a guinea pig on some guy's pillow.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 30, 2026 12:49 PM (ccf/V)

171 Apparently her photo is circulating (on Reddit and places like that), and she's reportedly quite the hottie. People are saying "I can see why the boys were lining up to bone her -- sexy as heck."
Posted by: zombie at September 30, 2026 12:44 PM (Av6i5)

Which amplifies the problem. She KNOWS she is high value, but she has this story dragging behind her, so she is also toxic to most high value guys.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 30, 2026 12:49 PM (Y/06r)

172 *too

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 30, 2026 12:49 PM (ccf/V)

173 Anita Hill kept in contact with Long Dong...

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 30, 2026 12:49 PM (wWIcc)

174 167 *advice. DAMNIT. I hate that mistake.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 30, 2026 12:48 PM (ccf/V)

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Mistake?

That's such a rookie mistake.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 30, 2026 12:49 PM (U/fqy)

175 You don't have to share the pic just the reddit

Posted by: ... at September 30, 2026 12:49 PM (x8rTv)

176 -She looks forward to a future of 'gal who ran multple trains willingly in the same night' rep following her forever. Because relationship dude is going to go full 'I broke it off because I found out she's a whore.' And tell all his friends who ask.

-now it's rape.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 30, 2026 12:33 PM

In addition to other bad decisions, she clearly does NOT understand the "Streisand Effect" if you have accurately described her reasoning.

She may be anonymous now, but if it goes to trial I believe it is highly likely she will be identified.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 30, 2026 12:49 PM (HlyYF)

177 The Devil made her DO IT.

Posted by: fd at September 30, 2026 12:24 PM (MWfyi)

We were in James 1 for Bible study this morning. Our own evil desires lead us to be "dragged away and enticed" by temptation.

Posted by: pookysgirl, wrestling Lil Pooky for the keyboard at September 30, 2026 12:49 PM (Wt5PA)

178 True, but the guys were almost certainly tripping balls themselves. One of my own rules is always "never get so fucked up that you'll do things you'll regret."
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 30, 2026 12:42 PM (iFTx/)

It's funny, every time I said that at the beginning of the night, those were the nights I got so fucked up AND did something I regretted. Thankfully, even drunk as hell, I always waved off the drugs. In my mind, there is a bright shiny dividing line between alcohol and drugs.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 30, 2026 12:44 PM (Y/06r)
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I've done things that the next day I was like "ugh, I wouldn't have done that if I was sober." But luckily, I never had a major "WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO" regret.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 30, 2026 12:50 PM (iFTx/)

179
If the first threesome was consensual, then the second threesome was Rape-Rape.

-whoopie Goldberg

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 30, 2026 12:50 PM (OkYzo)

180 Which amplifies the problem. She KNOWS she is high value, but she has this story dragging behind her, so she is also toxic to most high value guys.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 30, 2026 12:49 PM (Y/06r)

And likely no one would've known about it until she started screaming rape all over.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 30, 2026 12:50 PM (ccf/V)

181 In a cynical effort to look busy and fool their imbecilic base into thinking they are working for them, the Democrat/communist/Muslim coalition running California out of existence has surpassed itself for producing busy work.

California is putting teenagers as old as 15 through a state-mandated seat-belt fit test—and those who fail it will have to remain in a child restraint such as a booster seat.

Black women and girls are disproportionately obese. What will they do when the seat belt fit test mandates that black children must all be in booster seats? Isn't that a not so microaggression?

Posted by: Archimedes at September 30, 2026 12:51 PM (Riz8t)

182 But I choose to live the AOS Moron lifestyle

This lifestyle of which you speak. Does it involve shelving construction and crow whispering?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 30, 2026 12:51 PM (0sNs1)

183
That's such a rookie mistake.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 30, 2026 12:49 PM (U/fqy)

I'm new to this whole anonymous posting on the internet thing......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 30, 2026 12:52 PM (ccf/V)

184 Someone tell the Karens that rapey Tuesday was yesterday.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 30, 2026 12:52 PM (dK+Kv)

185 If there ever was a situation that called for putting a fraternity on double secret probation this is it.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at September 30, 2026 12:52 PM (VyD10)

186 You know, I'm no prude but, the last thing I would want is some other guy's spunk on my dick. It seems definitionally faggy.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 30, 2026 12:52 PM (4NO2D)

187 Someone tell the Karens that rapey Tuesday was yesterday.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 30, 2026 12:52 PM

But today is Rapey Day Ending in Y Day, so it's all good.

Posted by: The River Otters at September 30, 2026 12:53 PM (bFu5X)

188 If there ever was a situation that called for putting a fraternity on double secret probation this is it.

So you're saying someone needs to put his foot down, and that foot is me?

Posted by: Archimedes at September 30, 2026 12:53 PM (Riz8t)

189 She's having problems with her son.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 30, 2026 12:53 PM (RIvkX)

190 If this was a gang rape she would have gone to the police as soon as possible.

A normal woman is not going to not go to somebody if she has just been raped by four or five men or whatever it was.

That she didn’t call the cops means she either couldn’t remember anything, couldn’t decide if it was rape, or liked it and didn’t think it was a big deal until it was.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 30, 2026 12:54 PM (6ydKt)

191 I would never want to be in a threesome that would have me as a participant.

h/t Groucho

Posted by: Archimedes at September 30, 2026 12:54 PM (Riz8t)

192 In addition to other bad decisions, she clearly does NOT understand the "Streisand Effect" if you have accurately described her reasoning.

She may be anonymous now, but if it goes to trial I believe it is highly likely she will be identified.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 30, 2026 12:49 PM (HlyYF)

BUT this is one of the things that is so toxic about social media: it both pushes gals to get freaky and get it out of their system while at the same time telling them they bear no responsibility for it and to refuse accountability. AND to do everything publicly. So, it is completely unsurprising that she is turning this into an instagram campaign.

Plus, this could also be a case of unintended consequences. She may have meant to do the civil lawsuit in order to neutralize the baggage, and then it blew up. Now she's an even bigger whore and every potential dude will know it. She'll have to settle for dudes like Russell Brand or Bill Maher. Which, note, she might not consider settling.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 30, 2026 12:55 PM (Y/06r)

193 "Don't do drugs ... drugs are Baaaad"

Mr. Garrison

Posted by: illiniwek at September 30, 2026 12:55 PM (vbXSk)

194
A normal woman is not going to not go to somebody if she has just been raped by four or five men or whatever it was.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 30, 2026 12:54 PM

A normal chick isn't going to have an orgy with a bunch of dudes is all I'm going to say about this.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 30, 2026 12:55 PM (q2usZ)

195 Naked , drunk and zonked on ketamine is no way to go through life , son

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 30, 2026 12:55 PM (jivel)

196 K became very popular in the club circuit (and apparently frats too) because it's a "clean" euphoric high. It puts you in a giddy trance. But as with all drugs, if you take too much it could be very dangerous.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 30, 2026 12:47 PM (iFTx/)

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There was an old "ER" TV episode from the early 00's where a 14-year-old girl is found on The El unconscious -- after apparently being gang-raped by school classmates -- and brought into the ER.

She's discovered to have "Special K" in her blood, and was presumably drugged first.

Of course the twist at the end is that she admits to having willingly taken the drug and engaged in consensual group sex -- and not for the first time.

Still creeps me out all these years later ...

Posted by: ShainS at September 30, 2026 12:56 PM (txdT8)

197 This kind of do-over case makes it that much harder on legitimate victims who have some doubt introduced to their accusation. This woman should some pay a price in the legal system.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 30, 2026 12:56 PM (PKL0q)

198 "Don't do drugs ... drugs are Baaaad"

Mr. Garrison
Posted by: illiniwek at September 30, 2026 12:55 PM (vbXSk)
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That was the counselor. Mmkay?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 30, 2026 12:56 PM (RIvkX)

199 I am available as a witness.

Posted by: Christine Blasey Ford at September 30, 2026 12:56 PM (VyD10)

200 If this was rape, why didn't she report it to the city police instead of the campus police?

Posted by: dantesed at September 30, 2026 12:56 PM (Oy/m2)

201 The New Republic: Supreme Court Says Trump Can Keep Deporting People to Random Places. Donald Trump can temporarily resume his third-country deportations, at least until the high court hears arguments on the case in December.

the conservative argument seems to be "we shouldnt take them in and if their country of origin doesnt want them either we will ship them off to a 3rd party."

Thats super wrong, morally speaking. Pretty sure thats crime against humanity adjacent.

It is both cruel and unusual. Especially because we're just forever paying those countries to detain them. So it's also financially terrible.

This is going to be controversial but I think if dems take power they should continue this practice. Sure, maybe some republicans in congress might accidentally get deported to Somalia, but sometimes mistakes happen when you’re securing the homeland

So SCOTUS has ok'd trafficking operations. Let's just call it what it is. This is not the America sold to us in schools growing up. I wonder how many people no longer identify as patriotic over the past 10-20 years.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 30, 2026 12:56 PM (t19vo)

202 So you're saying someone needs to put his foot down, and that foot is me?
Posted by: Archimedes at September 30, 2026 12:53 PM

Put Neidermeyer on it. He's a sneaky little shit just like you.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 30, 2026 12:57 PM (bFu5X)

203 I thank Allah that I was in college before smart phones were a thing.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 30, 2026 12:57 PM (f0pGg)

204 198 "Don't do drugs ... drugs are Baaaad"

Mr. Garrison
Posted by: illiniwek at September 30, 2026 12:55 PM (vbXSk)
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That was the counselor. Mmkay?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 30, 2026 12:56 PM (RIvkX)

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Yeah, Mr. Garrison just doesn't trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 30, 2026 12:57 PM (U/fqy)

205 Imagine being the kid who has to climb out of his booster seat in front of everyone in the high-school drop-off line.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 30, 2026 12:57 PM (KVitD)

206 How would you even go about getting Ketamine to use as a 'recreational drug?'

That seems a controlled substance.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 30, 2026 12:57 PM (ccf/V)

207 201 the conservative argument seems to be "we shouldnt take them in and if their country of origin doesnt want them either we will ship them off to a 3rd party."

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 30, 2026 12:56 PM (t19vo)

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The 3rd party agreed.

And...why doesn't the home country want these people? Because they're too smart and contribute too much to GDP to handle?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 30, 2026 12:58 PM (U/fqy)

208 So according to the left it’s inhumane to send someone to a country that’s not their homeland. But wouldn’t them saying in the US also be inhumane since you know, it’s not their homeland? Plus it’s the most racist place on earth.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 30, 2026 12:58 PM (f0pGg)

209 How would you even go about getting Ketamine to use as a 'recreational drug?'

That seems a controlled substance.

IIRC, Matthew Perry got it from his doctors, who were betting each other on how much he could handle.

Not all MDs are smart.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 30, 2026 12:58 PM (Riz8t)

210 This is an important point:

"The law in New York State is clear that if you are voluntarily intoxicated or under the influence of drugs – such that your judgment is impaired — that does not legally, under the penal law, constitute your inability to consent."

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 30, 2026 12:58 PM (iFTx/)

211 205 Imagine being the kid who has to climb out of his booster seat in front of everyone in the high-school drop-off line.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 30, 2026 12:57 PM

We went from no helmets and metal gym equipment on concrete to this?

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 30, 2026 12:59 PM (q2usZ)

212 This is not the America sold to us in schools growing up.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 30, 2026 12:56 PM

Of this I have no doubt.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 30, 2026 12:59 PM (4NO2D)

213 These guys probably posted the picture somewhere, she saw it, freaked out, called the cops then and then it was gang rape.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 30, 2026 12:59 PM (6ydKt)

214 I hear the train a comin', it's rolling 'round the bend....

Posted by: FULSOM PRISONER at September 30, 2026 12:59 PM (6pJKE)

215 Do they still let kids ride just sitting on the bus seat?

Posted by: Reforger at September 30, 2026 12:59 PM (Ae6Br)

216 212 This is not the America sold to us in schools growing up.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 30, 2026 12:56 PM

Of this I have no doubt.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 30, 2026 12:59 PM (4NO2D)

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They should really read the words of people like Ben Franklin talking about how he doesn't want a mass of French people coming to America to change the country's culture from its British roots.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 30, 2026 01:00 PM (U/fqy)

217 first threesome was consensual, then the second threesome was Rape-Rape.

-whoopie Goldberg

It was a 3some. So it’s rape-rape-rape

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 30, 2026 01:00 PM (f0pGg)

218 As others have noted, there is no situation where a man can make a false allegation about a woman, destroy her life, her family and her career and nothing happens to him when it's later proven false.

But time and time and time and time again any woman, any where at any time for any reason--or no reason--can lie about a man sexually assaulting her--even decades later.
And no matter how false, how malicious, how damaging to him, NOTHING EVER HAPPENS to her.

Because we are suffering under an elderly Gyno-Kakistocracy

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 30, 2026 01:00 PM (3cUTc)

219 Ironically, it's the woman who made it through college retaining her virginity and relative sanity will be labelled the "pick-me girl".

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 30, 2026 01:00 PM (KVitD)

220 Do they still let kids ride just sitting on the bus seat?
Posted by: Reforger at September 30, 2026 12:59 PM (Ae6Br)

The town I graduated HS in just had a bus accident where a child was killed.

There are STILL no seatbelts on school buses for anyone but the driver.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 30, 2026 01:01 PM (ccf/V)

221 206 How would you even go about getting Ketamine to use as a 'recreational drug?'

That seems a controlled substance.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 30, 2026 12:57 PM (ccf/V)

My vets have used ketamine on my cats when they do procedures on them and all I can say is they were really high and I wouldn't want to take that drug after seeing my cats. My cat did kill a mouse on that drug so she could still hunt but still, she was really high.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 30, 2026 01:01 PM (q2usZ)

222 How would you even go about getting Ketamine to use as a 'recreational drug?'

That seems a controlled substance.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 30, 2026 12:57 PM (ccf/V)
__________

Controlled but very readily available. Just like pretty much every other illegal drug. If you want it, you will find it.

"We are the people that can find whatever you may need. If you got the money, honey, we got your disease."

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 30, 2026 01:01 PM (iFTx/)

223 As regards ketamine:

My son was given ketamine for some stitches after an assault when he was about 8 y.o. So I was observing in the ER the entire time. They also gave him a local (lidocaine?)

He stayed awake and was moderately responsive to the doctor during the entire process. I am sure I could have put out my hand and said, "Walk with me back to the car" and he would have readily complied.

He asked me about his stitches the next day, and said he had zero memory of even going to the hospital.

So (in my experience) ketamine is different from what we usually consider an anesthetic.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 30, 2026 01:01 PM (HlyYF)

224 Speaking of getting f'd

Sex, Spies, And The FOMC: How Beijing Turned A Senior Fed Economist Into Its "Inside Man"

"It turns out they were - at worst - only half wrong: it's just that the foreign power in question wasn't getting the FOMC minutes through the front door, but via a lovesick Fed economist, an online dating site, a set of silk scarves, and a gym-obsessed "Ph.D. student" who, according to US officials, was actually a Chinese intelligence officer."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 30, 2026 01:01 PM (nEUC6)

225 "But time and time and time and time again any woman, any where at any time for any reason--or no reason--can lie about a man sexually assaulting her--even decades later. And no matter how false, how malicious, how damaging to him, NOTHING EVER HAPPENS to her."

Disagree. I got my 15 minutes of fame and a footnote in the history books.

Posted by: Christine Blasey Ford at September 30, 2026 01:02 PM (VyD10)

226 How would you even go about getting Ketamine to use as a 'recreational drug?'

That seems a controlled substance.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 30, 2026 12:57 PM (ccf/V)

You can get just about anything you want controlled or otherwise in about 10 minutes anywhere in America. The world really.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 30, 2026 01:02 PM (f0pGg)

227 That seems a controlled substance.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 30, 2026 12:57 PM (ccf/V)

I seem to remember a case a few years ago where some anesthesiologist got caught giving less to patients and keeping the extra for himself.

Posted by: Reforger at September 30, 2026 01:02 PM (Ae6Br)

228 My wife says that the people who survived the attempted murder crash have arrived in Tel Aviv and are literally dancing about.

I'll bet.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 30, 2026 01:03 PM (4NO2D)

229
Black women and girls are disproportionately obese.

__________

Non posso. All black people are starving to death after changes to SNAP benefits.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 30, 2026 01:03 PM (eRlcH)

230 Ketamine and alcohol is also known as a Cornell.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at September 30, 2026 01:03 PM (VyD10)

231 the conservative argument seems to be "we shouldnt take them in and if their country of origin doesnt want them either we will ship them off to a 3rd party."

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 30, 2026 12:56 PM (t19vo)

Yes, you’ve got it exactly.
Thank you, sweetheart.

They can save themselves the trouble by not coming here illegally.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 30, 2026 01:03 PM (6ydKt)

232 Is this the E. Jean Carroll defense? Nearly as ridiculous as the Chewbacca defense!

R^pe is cool especially if the individual can file a complaint after the statute of limitations has expired.

Posted by: Unkaren at September 30, 2026 01:04 PM (fMu/S)

233 This is going to be controversial but I think if dems take power they should continue this practice. Sure, maybe some republicans in congress might accidentally get deported to Somalia, but sometimes mistakes happen when you’re securing the homeland

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 30, 2026 12:56 PM (t19vo)

Uhhhh... Do they think US citizens are getting deported? Ilhan might get deported because her citizenship is fraudulent.

Posted by: pookysgirl, wrestling Lil Pooky for the keyboard at September 30, 2026 01:04 PM (Wt5PA)

234 231
Yes, you’ve got it exactly.
Thank you, sweetheart.

They can save themselves the trouble by not coming here illegally.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 30, 2026 01:03 PM (6ydKt)

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They can choose to walk to Canada if they're so afraid of being sent to Djibouti.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 30, 2026 01:04 PM (U/fqy)

235 165 REPORT:

In a cynical effort to look busy and fool their imbecilic base into thinking they are working for them, the Democrat/communist/Muslim coalition running California out of existence has surpassed itself for producing busy work.

California is putting teenagers as old as 15 through a state-mandated seat-belt fit test—and those who fail it will have to remain in a child restraint such as a booster seat. The new rule takes effect January 1, 2027. It applies to children ages 8 through 15, meaning it reaches right up to a teenager’s 16th birthday. The law stops short of ordering every 15-year-old into a booster. Teenagers who pass all five steps may use an adult belt, while those who miss even one step will need a child restraint. The story exploded across social media Saturday as Californians compared Sacramento’s latest mandate with the state’s much larger public crises.

Posted by: SMOD at September 30, 2026 12:47 PM (EKMrJ)

Awkward for a 15 1/2 year old who just got his permit...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 30, 2026 01:04 PM (l3cgK)

236 Apparently her photo is circulating (on Reddit and places like that), and she's reportedly quite the hottie. People are saying "I can see why the boys were lining up to bone her -- sexy as heck."
Posted by: zombie

Sloppy seconds/thirds/fourths/fifths

Yeah. That’s gotta be super sexy.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 30, 2026 01:04 PM (LiD+O)

237
Non posso. All black people are starving to death after changes to SNAP benefits.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 30, 2026 01:03 PM (eRlcH)

I thought Trump was only starving the children.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 30, 2026 01:05 PM (ccf/V)

238 Ketamine and alcohol is also known as a Cornell.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at September 30, 2026 01:03 PM (VyD10)

Where the hoors and the slutty girls range.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 30, 2026 01:05 PM (dK+Kv)

239 234 231
Yes, you’ve got it exactly.
Thank you, sweetheart.

They can save themselves the trouble by not coming here illegally.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 30, 2026 01:03 PM (6ydKt)

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They can choose to walk to Canada if they're so afraid of being sent to Djibouti.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 30, 2026 01:04 PM (U/fqy)

Her Djibouti got those frat guys in trouble...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 30, 2026 01:05 PM (l3cgK)

240 If you think this situation is a mess wait until you hear "On second thought, I changed my mind" from Bonnie Blue.

Posted by: Minuteman at September 30, 2026 01:05 PM (47/pr)

241 Disagree. I got my 15 minutes of fame and a footnote in the history books.
Posted by: Christine Blasey Ford at September 30, 2026 01:02 PM (VyD10)

And a Coke!

Posted by: Senator Chuck Grassley, gentleman at September 30, 2026 01:06 PM (xg/DD)

242 but via a lovesick Fed economist, an online dating site, a set of silk scarves, and a gym-obsessed "Ph.D. student" who, according to US officials, was actually a Chinese intelligence officer."
____

That's pathetic.
- Rep. Eric Swallwell

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 30, 2026 01:06 PM (KVitD)

243 Is a threesome even legal under common law? I remember when intercourse out of wedlock was seriously frowned upon.

Judgement and influence in these cases should be tossed out.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 30, 2026 01:06 PM (VQ7/I)

244
Sloppy seconds/thirds/fourths/fifths

Yeah. That’s gotta be super sexy.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 30, 2026 01:04 PM (LiD+O)

There's a strip club in Myrtle Beach called "The Drip."

She seems a fitting candidate for employment.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 30, 2026 01:07 PM (ccf/V)

245 Emma Sulkowicz redux...no....wait...Duke lacrosse.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 30, 2026 01:07 PM (XeU6L)

246 182 But I choose to live the AOS Moron lifestyle

This lifestyle of which you speak. Does it involve shelving construction and crow whispering?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 30, 2026 12:51 PM

I recently put up shelves for my youngest daughter at her new college apartment.

I also had a pet crow in my youth.

I don't understand how I did NOT also receive the "handsome devil" upgrade and "sharpshooter" designation when Ace sent me my cardboard-level membership card.

Should I have paid extra for the upgrade?

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 30, 2026 01:07 PM (HlyYF)

247 My vets have used ketamine on my cats when they do procedures on them and all I can say is they were really high and I wouldn't want to take that drug after seeing my cats. My cat did kill a mouse on that drug so she could still hunt but still, she was really high.
Posted by: CaliGirl

No Miss, that was Kat-amine. Different stuff.

Posted by: Know-It-Awl at September 30, 2026 01:07 PM (Fn+3X)

248 I have a feeling about this case, I am gonna hold off on commentary for the moment.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 30, 2026 01:08 PM (nIKjK)

249 They can choose to walk to Canada if they're so afraid of being sent to Djibouti.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 30, 2026 01:04 PM (U/fqy)

To be fair, everybody is afraid of getting stuck in Djibouti.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 30, 2026 01:08 PM (6ydKt)

250 Joseph Wambaugh in The Black Marble: "She didn't know she was raped until the check bounced."

Jane Doe smells money, probably at the behest of some ambulance-chaser who smelt money first.

Posted by: NeighSayer at September 30, 2026 01:09 PM (bufu1)

251 248 I have a feeling about this case, I am gonna hold off on commentary for the moment.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 30, 2026 01:08 PM (nIKjK)

So not embracing the AOSHQ lifestyle?

Posted by: Reforger at September 30, 2026 01:09 PM (Ae6Br)

252 So.
Jane Doe is a slut.

Posted by: wth at September 30, 2026 01:09 PM (UjdFS)

253 Yeah. That’s gotta be super sexy.

That is just nasty to even consider. I mean bad enough its two dudes, but following up on two previous dudes :/ Not enough jungle juice in the world.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 30, 2026 01:09 PM (nIKjK)

254

Im cynical enough to know that this is a DNC/WEF ploy for the midterms, just like Lindsay Clancy was.

I mean, come on. The insane droogs needs activating.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at September 30, 2026 01:10 PM (VuTBl)

255 249 They can choose to walk to Canada if they're so afraid of being sent to Djibouti.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 30, 2026 01:04 PM (U/fqy)

To be fair, everybody is afraid of getting stuck in Djibouti.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 30, 2026 01:08 PM (6ydKt)

Shake, Shake, Shake,
Shake, Shake, Shake,
Shake Djibouti!
Shake Djibouti!

Posted by: KC and the Sunshine Band at September 30, 2026 01:10 PM (l3cgK)

256 You know, I'm no prude but, the last thing I would want is some other guy's spunk on my dick. It seems definitionally faggy.

You can avoid that with a spit-roast, which when I was in college many years ago was allegedly a frathouse favorite.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 30, 2026 01:10 PM (2ocoG)

257 Is a threesome even legal under common law? I remember when intercourse out of wedlock was seriously frowned upon.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
---------
The past is a foreign country - Per Petterson

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 30, 2026 01:10 PM (XeU6L)

258 Sheik Djibouti!

Posted by: Zombie Frank Zappa at September 30, 2026 01:10 PM (ccf/V)

259 Title IX was never meant to protect males. This goes back 20yrs ago when the charge of rape first raised her drunken head to get back at college boys.

Accounts then (my boys were in universities in FL) showed a boy expelled in CA. Why? Because a drunk girl texted him in their coed dorm that she wanted sex. Texts should be admissible in court or in Title IX kangaroo court.

Why was he expelled and forced to be on a sex predator list? Because alcohol was involved and "he took advantage of her"...when she initiated it. Making it non-consensual the college ruled.

It mostly started because the next day after their consensual dorm sex she wanted a boyfriend. He said, "nah." She got mad and filed suit with Title IX, who always side with the female.

Imagine having an email from your mother on this subject, telling sons to have a document signed that the girl agreed to sex and notarized. I did this mostly directed to the casanova son vs the one who married his HS sweetheart. I defend males, so bite me.

This current ho was drunk AND on ketamine and liked group sex apparently. Raped (BS) when she consented and texted. Texts should be proof but are not if alcohol is involved in minors.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 30, 2026 01:10 PM (hzuYO)

260 Why is rape even a crime anymore? If a woman can be excused for murdering 3 children because "hormones"...well let me tell ya about hormones, brother. Can't control 'em, just make ya want to fuck any slag that comes along. /sarc

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at September 30, 2026 01:10 PM (Pad3X)

261
Jane Doe is a slut.
Posted by: wth at September 30, 2026 01:09 PM (UjdFS)

__________

A strumpet. A dolly-mop. A doxy. A jade.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 30, 2026 01:10 PM (eRlcH)

262 I actually have a request, does anyone here know much about selling a car? I have my brother's 2004 Volvo XC-90, its a turd of an SUV but it looks nice and is great on paper. I am trying to sell it but everyone is passing or super lowballing it (like $100).

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 30, 2026 01:10 PM (nIKjK)

263 Momma, don't let your babies grow up to be dirty slut whores.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 30, 2026 01:11 PM (ccf/V)

264 You can get just about anything you want controlled or otherwise in about 10 minutes anywhere in America. The world really.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez

Yeah, but here I am without my quad 50cal mounted Hilux technical.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 30, 2026 01:11 PM (nEUC6)

265 f a woman can be excused for murdering 3 children because "hormones"...

Her lawyer is now saying "where's the evidence she did it?" He may not be the worst person alive but he's got to be up in the bottom 1%

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 30, 2026 01:12 PM (nIKjK)

266 261
Jane Doe is a slut.
Posted by: wth at September 30, 2026 01:09 PM (UjdFS)

__________

A strumpet. A dolly-mop. A doxy. A jade.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

A skank. A trollop.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 30, 2026 01:12 PM (yOEUM)

267 I actually have a request, does anyone here know much about selling a car? I have my brother's 2004 Volvo XC-90, its a turd of an SUV but it looks nice and is great on paper. I am trying to sell it but everyone is passing or super lowballing it (like $100).
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

List it in a lesbian Redditt forum.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at September 30, 2026 01:12 PM (VyD10)

268 Our indoor contract for only $500 per room solves this problem

Posted by: Flock at September 30, 2026 01:12 PM (xPxza)

269 Yeah, but here I am without my quad 50cal mounted Hilux technical.

Same. *sigh*

Posted by: Ian S. at September 30, 2026 01:12 PM (2ocoG)

270 To be stuck inside Djibouti with the Memphis Blues again....

No, not quite right.

Posted by: Near-Zombie Bob Zimmerman at September 30, 2026 01:12 PM (Fn+3X)

271 California is putting teenagers as old as 15 through a state-mandated seat-belt fit test—and those who fail it will have to remain in a child restraint such as a booster seat. The new rule takes effect January 1, 2027. It applies to children ages 8 through 15, meaning it reaches right up to a teenager’s 16th birthday. The law stops short of ordering every 15-year-old into a booster. Teenagers who pass all five steps may use an adult belt, while those who miss even one step will need a child restraint. The story exploded across social media Saturday as Californians compared Sacramento’s latest mandate with the state’s much larger public crises.

Posted by: SMOD at September 30, 2026 12:47 PM (EKMrJ)

----------------

Alternative Headline: "Robert Reich banned from driving in Califzuela."

Posted by: ShainS at September 30, 2026 01:12 PM (Lrqtb)

272
A trollop.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 30, 2026 01:12 PM (yOEUM)

__________

She needs a wallop.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 30, 2026 01:12 PM (eRlcH)

273 263 Momma, don't let your babies grow up to be dirty slut whores.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 30, 2026 01:11 PM (ccf/V)

Thanks, Mom & Dad...

Posted by: Heidi Ho at September 30, 2026 01:13 PM (l3cgK)

274 War Correspondent
@warDaniel47
🚨 NEW: Hillary Clinton WARNS against the rise of Christianity, says white Christian men are causing "such damage" to the United States
-----

if she's not actually the devil, she'll do til the devil gets here

Posted by: Don Black at September 30, 2026 01:13 PM (ZxPkt)

275 "There is one fact that makes this seem like it could have been a rape. Three weeks after the event, she said she consented to the first threeway, but says she did not consent to the second (and whatever other sex she had later), and said she was raped."

Three weeks later? Was this the first time she went to the cops about it? Or did someone else report it, and they were interviewing her?

Big holes in this story in how it first came to the attention of the police.

And also why after two years there's a civil lawsuit, but I assume it's because of potential statue of limitations issues and monetary greed.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 30, 2026 01:13 PM (iFTx/)

276 Yeah, but here I am without my quad 50cal mounted Hilux technical.

I don't go nowhere without my Cherokee Chief

https://youtu.be/L4tyS05yMag

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 30, 2026 01:13 PM (nIKjK)

277 Her lawyer is now saying "where's the evidence she did it?" He may not be the worst person alive but he's got to be up in the bottom 1%
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 30, 2026 01:12 PM (nIKjK)

To which they've responded "Her DNA was everywhere......"

This man should be locked up before put in front of a firing squad.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 30, 2026 01:13 PM (ccf/V)

278 When I was at school, we used to sing a song,

'High above Cayuga's waters
There's an awful smell
Some say it's Cayuga's waters
We say it's Cornell'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 30, 2026 01:13 PM (XeU6L)

279 The coverage I saw of these stories on leftwing sites is:

Innocent woman went to a frat party, raped by 7 men. Misogynist college only punishes the rapists by making them write an essay.
Posted by: 18-1
........

What I Did This Summer

Posted by: wth at September 30, 2026 01:13 PM (UjdFS)

280 Hillary Clinton WARNS against the rise of Christianity, says white Christian men are causing "such damage" to the United States
-----

It's a script.

Posted by: ... at September 30, 2026 01:14 PM (x8rTv)

281 You can get just about anything you want controlled or otherwise in about 10 minutes anywhere in America. The world really.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez

Yeah, but here I am without my quad 50cal mounted Hilux technical.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 30, 2026 01:11 PM (nEUC6)
________

[Makes "call me" gesture]

-- Sinaloa Cartel

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 30, 2026 01:14 PM (iFTx/)

282 There's a lesson here.... Don't put your dick in crazy...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 30, 2026 01:15 PM (+gK6I)

283 this is one of those "there was this one time, in band camp?" type situations

all involved were dorks

it sucks but it happens. she was ok until the tri delts she was BARELY socially accepted by turned on her over it

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 30, 2026 01:15 PM (j+aD2)

284 Jane Doe is a slut.
Posted by: wth at September 30, 2026 01:09 PM (UjdFS)

__________

A strumpet. A dolly-mop. A doxy. A jade.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 30, 2026 01:10 PM (eRlcH)

A trollop. A tart, A harlot, A vamp. A minx.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 30, 2026 01:15 PM (6ydKt)

285 Hillary Clinton WARNS against the rise of Christianity, says white Christian men are causing "such damage" to the United States
-----

Does anyone anywhere give a flying f*ck about anything she says anymore?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 30, 2026 01:15 PM (ccf/V)

286 > I actually have a request, does anyone here know much about selling a car? I have my brother's 2004 Volvo XC-90, its a turd of an SUV
----

turd, huh
is it mechanically sound
does it run
or is it a bucket of bolts POS scrapyard entry

Posted by: Don Black at September 30, 2026 01:15 PM (ZxPkt)

287
A trollop. A tart, A harlot, A vamp. A minx.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 30, 2026 01:15 PM (6ydKt)

Minx 0.8 beta hardest hit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 30, 2026 01:15 PM (ccf/V)

288 "I'm a guy. I got needs man".

Posted by: Tyrik, Jacking Off In The Teen Section At Target at September 30, 2026 01:16 PM (Fn+3X)

289
Hillary Clinton WARNS against the rise of Christianity, says white Christian men are causing "such damage" to the United States

___________

The Democrats model for the ideal Christian church is the Chinese Patriotic Association.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 30, 2026 01:16 PM (eRlcH)

290 272 A trollop.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 30, 2026 01:12 PM (yOEUM)

__________

She needs a wallop.

you're going to need a bigger wallop.

Posted by: anachronda at September 30, 2026 01:16 PM (v3pYe)

291 I feel like I'm at the Enquirer or the Daily Mail.
Not finished the coffee, going back to read Mannix
maybe this will be gone by then.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 30, 2026 01:16 PM (nqf1u)

292 Does anyone anywhere give a flying f*ck about anything she says anymore?

She's funny to quote to leftist who claim only Republicans claim elections were stolen

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 30, 2026 01:16 PM (nIKjK)

293 Momma, don't let your babies grow up to be dirty slut whores.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 30, 2026 01:11 PM (ccf/V)

----------------

When describing my arthritic neck, curved spine, and rotated hips from playing 12 years of football as a maniac, I often sing to healthcare providers "Mommas don't let your babies grow up to play football ..."

[And we used to laugh at our friends whose parents wouldn't let them.]

Posted by: ShainS at September 30, 2026 01:16 PM (Lrqtb)

294 She needs a wallop.

"a spanking! A spanking!"
--the nuns of castle Anthrax

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 30, 2026 01:17 PM (nIKjK)

295 You got one job. Keep your daughter off the pole.

Posted by: Chris Rock at September 30, 2026 01:17 PM (yOEUM)

296 A strumpet. A dolly-mop. A doxy. A jade.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

A skank. A trollop.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
......

Sperm Bank

Posted by: wth at September 30, 2026 01:17 PM (UjdFS)

297 Yeah, but here I am without my quad 50cal mounted Hilux technical.
Posted by: weft cut-loop
-----
I still want an Ontos.

For them who don't know it:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M50_Ontos

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 30, 2026 01:18 PM (XeU6L)

298 There's a lesson here.... Don't put your dick in crazy...
Posted by: It's me donna
.......

This should be a rule.

Posted by: wth at September 30, 2026 01:19 PM (UjdFS)

299 I still want an Ontos.

Belt fed American-180

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 30, 2026 01:19 PM (nIKjK)

300 Is there any more info on that plane of Israeli's that might have been an attempted Hijack ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 30, 2026 01:19 PM (+gK6I)

301 I have it on good authority, Leticia James, that Trump was there, and he raped her and instructed all the young men how to rape her too. It’s all Trump‘s fault.

Posted by: Gonzotx at September 30, 2026 01:20 PM (nGraA)

302 This bullshit would come to an end immediately if law enforcement, DAs, and everyone else just told these crazy whore slags "NO, FUCK OFF." You wait two years, and change your story? No investigation, no lawsuit, no payday, bitch.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at September 30, 2026 01:20 PM (Pad3X)

303 ""Yes. It was coercion, yes," Jane Doe said, according to the transcript. She also said she was "completely and totally incapacitated."

For someone who claims to be "completely and totally incapacitated," she sure seems conscious and cognizant enough to recognize unwanted behavior and wave it off, only to finally say "ok, whatever" and do it.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 30, 2026 01:20 PM (iFTx/)

304 296 A strumpet. A dolly-mop. A doxy. A jade.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

A skank. A trollop.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
......

Sperm Bank

Posted by: wth at September 30, 2026 01:17 PM (UjdFS)

How do you make withdrawals?

Posted by: James Talarico at September 30, 2026 01:20 PM (l3cgK)

305 Maybe her lawsuit will help her fight against every VD on the planet all mixing together to a toxic whoa, Nelly.

Or pay for her future children with a surrogate from the infections.

This is insane.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 30, 2026 01:21 PM (hzuYO)

306
Jane Doe is a slut.
Posted by: wth at September 30, 2026 01:09 PM (UjdFS)

__________

A strumpet. A dolly-mop. A doxy. A jade.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

A skank. A trollop.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 30, 2026 01:12 PM (yOEUM)

A slattern.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 30, 2026 01:21 PM (y9nCu)

307 Anyone want to take bets on what this gutterslut's relationship with her father looks like?

Posted by: ballistic at September 30, 2026 01:21 PM (oqH4h)

308 262 I actually have a request, does anyone here know much about selling a car? I have my brother's 2004 Volvo XC-90, its a turd of an SUV but it looks nice and is great on paper. I am trying to sell it but everyone is passing or super lowballing it (like $100).

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 30, 2026 01:10 PM

Is there a consignment auction place near you?

The guys in my state are really good. They sell farm equipment, cars, etc. Even though the auctions are "no reserve", they seem to get a fair price on about every common item. Of course, they have a LOT of registered buyers.

Does the car still drive safely on its own? My guys even take about 20 pictures and a short video of the car driving.

If the car is NOT operable, the prices I see are higher than the "salvage" price from the local junkyard.

Finally, if you have high income this year, you might benefit more by donating the car to a charity and taking the deduction. Be sure to print an appraisal from Kelly, etc. for your records if you go that route.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 30, 2026 01:21 PM (HlyYF)

309 300 Is there any more info on that plane of Israeli's that might have been an attempted Hijack ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 30, 2026 01:19 PM (+gK6I)

Just an altercation.

Posted by: mfm at September 30, 2026 01:21 PM (Q+gd/)

310 "Sure I did the first drunken three-way with two guys I didn't know but I never agreed to the second one. After all, I'm not a slut."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 30, 2026 01:22 PM (guGkK)

311 Do they still let kids ride just sitting on the bus seat?
Posted by: Reforger

Studies show school buses are too dangerous whether they have seat belts or not.

So we're going to freeze the students in carbonite and ship them to school on a flatbed.

And since attending classes doesn't increase outcomes, we'll just leave them frozen until graduation.

Posted by: California at September 30, 2026 01:22 PM (VHUov)

312
The weather lady on the noon local news has a spectacular battery of cannons in a tight dress.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 30, 2026 01:22 PM (eRlcH)

313 There's a lesson here.... Don't put your dick in crazy...
Posted by: It's me donna
.......

This should be a rule.
Posted by: wth

The first rule.

Posted by: Chris Rock at September 30, 2026 01:22 PM (yOEUM)

314 Is there any more info on that plane of Israeli's that might have been an attempted Hijack ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 30, 2026 01:19 PM (+gK6I)

Just an altercation.
Posted by: mfm at September 30, 2026 01:21 PM

A rumpus.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 30, 2026 01:22 PM (4NO2D)

315 306
Jane Doe is a slut.
Posted by: wth at September 30, 2026 01:09 PM (UjdFS)

__________

A strumpet. A dolly-mop. A doxy. A jade.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

A skank. A trollop.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 30, 2026 01:12 PM (yOEUM)

A slattern.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 30, 2026 01:21 PM (y9nCu)

Hussy

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 30, 2026 01:22 PM (l3cgK)

316 Just an altercation.
Posted by: mfm at September 30, 2026 01:21 PM (Q+gd/)

Bad place for that

Posted by: It's me donna at September 30, 2026 01:23 PM (+gK6I)

317 A strumpet. A dolly-mop. A doxy. A jade.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

A skank. A trollop.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 30, 2026 01:12 PM (yOEUM)

A slattern.

A round-heeled Rosie?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 30, 2026 01:23 PM (guGkK)

318
How do you make withdrawals?
Posted by: James Talarico at September 30, 2026 01:20 PM (l3cgK)

Look up "felching" in the bank's customer handbook.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 30, 2026 01:23 PM (y9nCu)

319 314 Is there any more info on that plane of Israeli's that might have been an attempted Hijack ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 30, 2026 01:19 PM (+gK6I)

Just an altercation.
Posted by: mfm at September 30, 2026 01:21 PM

A rumpus.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 30, 2026 01:22 PM (4NO2D)

Kerfuffle

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 30, 2026 01:23 PM (l3cgK)

320 A strumpet. A dolly-mop. A doxy. A jade.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

A skank. A trollop.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 30, 2026 01:12 PM (yOEUM)
-------------------
A Hoochie!

Posted by: Abraham J. Simpson at September 30, 2026 01:23 PM (xg/DD)

321 Belt fed American-180
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
-------

Heh. Had to research it. Pretty interesting. The ultimate form:

"It was mounted on a large tripod, with a rate of fire from 3,000 to 12,000 rounds per minute."

My emphasis.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 30, 2026 01:23 PM (XeU6L)

322
Just an altercation.
Posted by: mfm at September 30, 2026 01:21 PM

A rumpus.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 30, 2026 01:22 PM (4NO2D)

Kerfuffle
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 30, 2026 01:23 PM (l3cgK)

_________

A tiff

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 30, 2026 01:24 PM (eRlcH)

323 The weather lady on the noon local news has a spectacular battery of cannons in a tight dress.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Put those puppies on display for the evening news or at 10. More eyeballs, better ratings.

Posted by: Chris Rock at September 30, 2026 01:24 PM (yOEUM)

324 Can we talk about the graphic at the top? I thought it was the sun from Kellogg's Raisin Bran, and then I read the words and they were more suitable for Kaboom!.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 30, 2026 01:24 PM (2ocoG)

325 Cases like this make me glad that the local frats seem to be adopting cigars as their intoxicant of choice.

I hope that it's as a substitute for drunken parties, not in addition to.

Last I knew, pre-gaming (getting drunk before a party) was best-practices for the party girls who were still under the drinking age. Despite that, we haven't had a lawsuit about some drunk co-ed falling off the frat fire escape in at least 10 years.

Used to be it happened about every four.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 30, 2026 01:25 PM (vJrRc)

326 Off sock

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 30, 2026 01:25 PM (yOEUM)

327 324 Can we talk about the graphic at the top? I thought it was the sun from Kellogg's Raisin Bran, and then I read the words and they were more suitable for Kaboom!.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 30, 2026 01:24 PM (2ocoG)

Yeah...how my ass feels after 4 hours of running to the toilet very early this morn...still dunno what I ate to elicit that response...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 30, 2026 01:25 PM (l3cgK)

328 Does the car still drive safely on its own? My guys even take about 20 pictures and a short video of the car driving.

Yeah it drives well, had a lot of work done on it, newish tires (4 years). I mean you'd think a twin turbo all wheel drive Volvo would be more desired, but it is pretty old.

It was mounted on a large tripod, with a rate of fire from 3,000 to 12,000 rounds per minute.

Its onlyl .22 but the thing is just insane. It was originally designed for crowd control LOL

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 30, 2026 01:26 PM (nIKjK)

329 Innocent woman went to a frat party, raped by 7 men. Misogynist college only punishes the rapists by making them write an essay.
Posted by: 18-1

~~What~~ Who I Did This Summer
Posted by: wth

FIFY.

Posted by: mikeski at September 30, 2026 01:26 PM (VHUov)

330 233 Uhhhh... Do they think US citizens are getting deported? Ilhan might get deported because her citizenship is fraudulent.

republicans can't be president because the constitutional says natural born citizen and there's nothing natural about republicans.

Posted by: soon at September 30, 2026 01:26 PM (v3pYe)

331 330 233 Uhhhh... Do they think US citizens are getting deported? Ilhan might get deported because her citizenship is fraudulent.

republicans can't be president because the constitutional says natural born citizen and there's nothing natural about republicans.

Posted by: soon at September 30, 2026 01:26 PM (v3pYe)

C-section kiddies can't be president...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 30, 2026 01:27 PM (l3cgK)

332 327 Yeah...how my ass feels after 4 hours of running to the toilet very early this morn...still dunno what I ate to elicit that response...

*whistles innocently*

Posted by: taco bell at September 30, 2026 01:27 PM (v3pYe)

333 Its onlyl .22 but the thing is just insane. It was originally designed for crowd control LOL
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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Yes, I noted 'The A180 was adopted by the Utah Department of Corrections to arm prison guards.'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 30, 2026 01:27 PM (XeU6L)

334 1. Get drunk

2. Take drugs

3. Be a skank with multiple partners in one night

And as a result, you've developed into someone who can't handle responsibility because you're too self-destructive. Therefore, you can't make money at honest work, and nobody will marry you.

So your only financial option left is to make bank on being a victim.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at September 30, 2026 01:28 PM (GD2xa)

335 332 327 Yeah...how my ass feels after 4 hours of running to the toilet very early this morn...still dunno what I ate to elicit that response...

*whistles innocently*

Posted by: taco bell at September 30, 2026 01:27 PM (v3pYe)

I did NOT eat Taco Hell...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 30, 2026 01:28 PM (l3cgK)

336 I have my brother's 2004 Volvo XC-90, its a turd of an SUV but it looks nice and is great on paper

I've had good luck painting "For Sale" and the price on the back window, and driving the the car around town.

Shows that it runs at least.

Same thing for selling TVs at yard sales: hook that puppy up and play videos on it.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 30, 2026 01:28 PM (vJrRc)

337 Its onlyl .22 but the thing is just insane. It was originally designed for crowd control LOL

That would certainly liven up any Antifa or No Kings protest.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 30, 2026 01:29 PM (2ocoG)

338 Nood terrorists

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 30, 2026 01:29 PM (vJrRc)

339 Ketamine is a dissociative anesthetic. It came into widespread medical use during the Vietnam Unpleasantness.

Posted by: Dirac_Delta at September 30, 2026 01:30 PM (X3rKN)

340
The weather lady on the noon local news has a spectacular battery of cannons in a tight dress.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Put those puppies on display for the evening news or at 10. More eyeballs, better ratings.
Posted by: Chris Rock at September 30, 2026 01:24 PM (yOEUM)

As Teh Ewok once put it in a post, "sweater mischief".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 30, 2026 01:31 PM (y9nCu)

341 BTW, it's clear that this thing has been picked up as a mid-term stir-up-the-liberal-white-women operation by the borg. On instagram I kept getting "suggested for you" posts in my feed - way more than usual - and all were some version of "Cornell 7 . . . all men are complicit . . . patriarchy and rape culture . . ." Like every third post in my feed. I follow saltwater fishing accounts, models, and right wing political accounts so these would not be natural algorithmic suggestions. Some then made the link between Cornell 7 (two black dudes, two hispanic dudes, an Asian and three whites - one black guy was afro-hispanic) at a super left wing campus and . . . . drum roll . . . Trump.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at September 30, 2026 01:36 PM (ssz2a)

342 Add - what are the chances that Jane Doe's story got MORE accurate after two years time and consultation with a civil personal injury attorney preparing a lawsuit against deep-pocketed defendants?

Posted by: Alec Leamas at September 30, 2026 01:37 PM (ssz2a)

343 Look up "felching" in the bank's customer handbook.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 30, 2026 01:23 PM

I wish I didn't know what that meant.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 30, 2026 01:38 PM (0sNs1)

344 341 Some then made the link between Cornell 7 (two black dudes, two hispanic dudes, an Asian and three whites - one black guy was afro-hispanic) at a super left wing campus and . . . . drum roll . . . Trump.

if you average their skin color, it's orange.

Posted by: anachronda at September 30, 2026 01:40 PM (v3pYe)

345 I actually have a request, does anyone here know much about selling a car? I have my brother's 2004 Volvo XC-90, its a turd of an SUV but it looks nice and is great on paper. I am trying to sell it but everyone is passing or super lowballing it (like $100).
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 30, 2026 01:10 PM (nIKjK)

If it's a real turd, and unsaleable, donate it for tax write-off.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 30, 2026 01:41 PM (C6xWR)

346 Nympho.

Posted by: Eromero at September 30, 2026 02:00 PM (LHPAg)

347 I am late to this but I thought you could not legally give consent when you are drunk

Posted by: anon2020 at September 30, 2026 02:04 PM (RqMDa)

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