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Monday Overnight Open Thread (9/28/26)

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[16" x 20" acrylic unnamed at this time by Mis. Hum]

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The Quotes of The Day


Quote I

“Go back to Somalia, go live in Somalia then, if America is so bad,” he said. “And it’s not just Ilhan. It’s Ilhan. It’s Mamdani. It’s Sayed.” Former NBA player Royce White.



Quote II

“It’s not people like you, I would love to have you on,” Maher said. “I talk about Islam. It’s never personal, and it’s never about race. It’s about ideas. Religion is an opinion; that’s all religion is.” Bill Maher



Quote III

Revenues often come from activities that those with discretionary funding can afford like golf, the marina, and beer gardens. These activities are traditionally and predominately supported by white users. This racial inequity is born from a history of systemic racism & injustice. Wisconsin Communist Candidate for Gov, David Crowley

Sorry your kind sits on the front porch slugging down malt liquor and not congregating with us high fa-looting pilsner drinkers.

Good evening, it has been a while since you had Paul Joseph Watson and yours truly on one night.



Respect your elders? Treat women with respect? No, only the lust for enslavement by 7th century B.C. savages.


Anger grows across Spain after elderly woman is evicted from her home of 70 years
Maricarmen Abascal, 87, was removed from the Madrid apartment she had called home since 1955. Her eviction has fueled anger about Spain’s housing crisis.

That is what happens to the average citizen when they give up all means of self-protection.


Speaking of protection, Democrat Rep. Ro Khanna has left the rails pursuing the 2028 Commie nomination. The only leader qualified is a convicted multiple murderer!

How to win friends & influence Dems

Marwan Barghouti is serving five consecutive life sentences for murder. He is incarcerated in an Israeli prison. When it published a column by Barghouti in 2017, the New York Times tactfully described him as “a Palestinian leader and parliamentarian.”

Now the ambitious Democrat Rep. Ro Khanna picks up the thread from the Times whitewash in calling for Barghouti’s release in order for him to become a Palestinian leader. “Palestinians must choose their own leaders. Barghouti has a unique standing among all Palestinian factions. He’s seen as non-corrupt, a strong leader and secular. Barghouti could deliver a Palestinian state living in peace with Israel,” he said.

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Would you like or love to Make America Great Again SCOTUS? Well for one thing, give Mr. Kenneth Jouppi back his fvcking plane, with an apology and a large check.

How a six-pack of beer and the Magna Carta could finally fix a problem plaguing Americans for decades
Kenneth Jouppi's $95,000 Cessna was confiscated after a misdemeanor conviction for bringing beer into a dry village

The Supreme Court will soon hear oral arguments in a case out of Alaska that centers around an airplane, a six-pack of beer and an amendment to the Constitution that traces its history back centuries as a legal expert lays out the potential impact of the ruling to Fox News Digital.

"Excessive bail shall not be required, nor excessive fines imposed, nor cruel and unusual punishments inflicted," the Eighth Amendment to the U.S. Constitution states.

That amendment is at the heart of a case that will be heard by the Supreme Court in December, and Cully Stimson, a senior legal fellow at Heritage Foundation, described it as "the case that libertarians and freedom-minded people have been hoping for years."



So what is happening next door in the Land of 10,000 lakes and 82 million TDS sufferers? It seems like Minnesota doesn't give a halal rat's ass about any citizen's rights.

President Trump’s Justice Department has taken Minnesota, Minneapolis, and St. Paul to federal court over gun-purchase delays that can leave law-abiding citizens waiting nearly two months.

The lawsuit targets a state permit-to-purchase system and local practices that DOJ says turn a constitutional right into a bureaucratic waiting game.

For a person facing a credible threat at home, 30 or 60 days is not an administrative inconvenience. It can be the entire emergency.

The Justice Department says Minnesota law imposes a 30-day period on residents who want to acquire a firearm for home defense but do not intend to carry it publicly. DOJ says the delays can approach 60 days in Minneapolis and St. Paul, even after an applicant has passed a federal background check.

When guns are banned. Only outlaws and a large number of useless LEOs will have them. And we know who will use them and who won't.


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The ONT Musical Interlude & Color-Rama Emporium


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Go big or stay home and blame the accelerator pedal says our, Genius Award Winner.

EUGENE, Ore. - Eugene police arrested a man after he repeatedly crashed his car into a bank building on Willamette Street, according to the Eugene Police Department.

EPD officials said that officers were called to US Bank at 800 Willamette Street around 10 a.m. on Sept. 24 after reports that a Subaru was running into the building. The driver left the area on foot before police arrived. When officers got to the scene, they found the Subaru parked near the front entrance of the bank. The cinder block siding of the building had a large hole in it, and rubble and debris were scattered on the sidewalk. The Subaru had heavy front-end damage with the front bumper and grill hanging down, and branches from bushes were stuck in the rear bumper.

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Comments

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1 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 28, 2026 09:54 PM (sAmhv)

2 Evening Mis Hum!

I can feel the cold of the fog in your painting. Nice!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 28, 2026 09:55 PM (NnhvP)

3 That it is.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 28, 2026 09:55 PM (CkDaS)

4 *puts out bowl of Chex mix*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 28, 2026 09:56 PM (wpRMV)

5 2 Evening Mis Hum!

I can feel the cold of the fog in your painting. Nice!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 28, 2026 09:55 PM (NnhvP)

Thanks. You should see it irl, lot better than the hamster page and my iphone.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 28, 2026 09:56 PM (CkDaS)

6 MisHum, thank you. Your art makes me happy because I can picture you painting it.

Posted by: Piper at September 28, 2026 09:57 PM (ZdaMQ)

7 Quote III
Revenues often come from activities that those with discretionary funding can afford like golf, the marina, and beer gardens. These activities are traditionally and predominately supported by white users. This racial inequity is born from a history of systemic racism & injustice. Wisconsin Communist Candidate for Gov, David Crowley



The ole 'I hate these things so let's tax or ban it tactic!' Bold!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 28, 2026 09:58 PM (sAmhv)

8 Democrat Rep. Ro Khanna picks up the thread from the Times whitewash in calling for Barghouti’s release in order for him to become a Palestinian leader. “Palestinians must choose their own leaders.

He knows this is dumb. He knows that we know this is dumb.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 28, 2026 09:58 PM (nEUC6)

9 Fog everywhere. Fog up the river, where it flows among green aits and meadows; fog down the river, where it rolls defiled among the tiers of shipping and the waterside pollutions of a great (and dirty) city. Fog on the Essex marshes, fog on the Kentish heights. Fog creeping into the cabooses of collier-brigs; fog lying out on the yards and hovering in the rigging of great ships; fog drooping on the gunwales of barges and small boats.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 28, 2026 09:58 PM (88C+u)

10 This is my Father's world:
I rest me in the thought
Of rocks and trees, of skies and seas--
His hand the wonders wrought.

Could you use that somehow in your title, MisHum? My brain immediately picked out the rocks and trees, which led to me thinking of the hymn.

Posted by: pookysgirl has sung a lot of hymns at September 28, 2026 09:58 PM (Wt5PA)

11 Oh, and, yes, nice one, Mis Hum. Best one yet.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 28, 2026 09:59 PM (nEUC6)

12 Now the ambitious Democrat Rep. Ro Khanna picks up the thread from the Times whitewash in calling for Barghouti’s release in order for him to become a Palestinian leader. “Palestinians must choose their own leaders. Barghouti has a unique standing among all Palestinian factions

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Like the Palis can't find another mass murderer to be their leader? The place is lousy with them.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 28, 2026 10:00 PM (wpRMV)

13 Ring ring goes the bell.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 28, 2026 10:00 PM (WY+aP)

14 Pre-mature ONT?

It happens to the best of us.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 28, 2026 10:01 PM (ktgTW)

15 Good evening morons en bedankt mh

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 28, 2026 10:01 PM (RIvkX)

16 12 Now the ambitious Democrat Rep. Ro Khanna picks up the thread from the Times whitewash in calling for Barghouti’s release in order for him to become a Palestinian leader. “Palestinians must choose their own leaders. Barghouti has a unique standing among all Palestinian factions

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Like the Palis can't find another mass murderer to be their leader? The place is lousy with them.

Posted by: Cicero
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Palestinians are as real as kwanzaa.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 28, 2026 10:03 PM (WY+aP)

17 >>Now the ambitious Democrat Rep. Ro Khanna picks up the thread from the Times whitewash in calling for Barghouti’s release in order for him to become a Palestinian leader. “Palestinians must choose their own leaders. Barghouti has a unique standing among all Palestinian factions


So it will really piss them off when we hang him using Pig Entrails in lieu of Rope?

*Does that Dry Hand-Wash thing*

Excellent.

Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2026 10:03 PM (vNne8)

18 Hey, I was first!

(pats self on back, sprains shoulder)

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 28, 2026 10:03 PM (sAmhv)

19 “Palestinians must choose their own leaders...."

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So I'll pick this one for you, said Idiot Ro Khanna who apparently lacks all self-awareness.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 28, 2026 10:03 PM (RIvkX)

20 Late to the commentary party.

Oh, that's right. Have nothing worthwhile to add anyway.

[Slumps down in a pile of memes & links]

Posted by: mindful webworker - all this and more at September 28, 2026 10:04 PM (xRCm7)

21 14 Pre-mature ONT?

It happens to the best of us.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 28

MisHum has no timetable. He knows when it is time.

Posted by: Piper at September 28, 2026 10:04 PM (ZdaMQ)

22 17 >>Now the ambitious Democrat Rep. Ro Khanna picks up the thread from the Times whitewash in calling for Barghouti’s release in order for him to become a Palestinian leader. “Palestinians must choose their own leaders. Barghouti has a unique standing among all Palestinian factions


So it will really piss them off when we hang him using Pig Entrails in lieu of Rope?

*Does that Dry Hand-Wash thing*

Excellent.
Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2026 10:03 PM (vNne

I think it may, oh how fitting.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 28, 2026 10:05 PM (CkDaS)

23 A nice girthy ONT with a MisHum bonus painting.
Very nice good sir!

Posted by: Some Rat at September 28, 2026 10:05 PM (BJzO2)

24 Good evening Horde. Thanks MisHum!

Posted by: TRex - beer garden resident dino at September 28, 2026 10:05 PM (XfIK1)

25 Did anyone nood? Or are we keeping the Chex mix for ourselves?

Posted by: Piper at September 28, 2026 10:05 PM (ZdaMQ)

26 Love the painting, Mid Hum! The fog is really well done.

Posted by: sal at September 28, 2026 10:05 PM (f+FmA)

27 21 14 Pre-mature ONT?

It happens to the best of us.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 28

MisHum has no timetable. He knows when it is time.

Posted by: Piper at September 28, 2026 10:04 PM (ZdaMQ)

That and I have an early morning orthopedic appointment. Sucks being *29

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 28, 2026 10:06 PM (CkDaS)

28 unnamed at this time by Mis. Hum

"The trees were very happy that day, my friends."

Posted by: mindful webworker whispered suggestively at September 28, 2026 10:06 PM (xRCm7)

29 Well, this took a turn:

@nypost
Slain New York Times exec was in vicious fight with in-laws over being trans, wife tried to pull medical tubes out of his body: court docs

"Jonathan McKinsey’s wife, Candice Jang, filed for a restraining order against him in 2025, and he replied by filing a restraining order of his own.

McKinsey claimed Jang had tried to pull medical tubes out of his body when he was transitioning from a woman to a man in 2010, the restraining order records, obtained by The Mercury News, said. The two married in 2011."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 28, 2026 10:06 PM (nEUC6)

30 Royce White, he poked the hornets nest with a stick.
He may as well throwed a green dildo into the arena except
he stuck it in basketball fans ears. Give that man a gold star.


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 28, 2026 10:06 PM (WY+aP)

31 Oh, that's right. Have nothing worthwhile to add anyway.

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There's some Chex mix at 4.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 28, 2026 10:06 PM (wpRMV)

32 "Wisconsin Communist Candidate for Gov"

we're well beyond woodchippers fixing this. time for tub grinders!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 28, 2026 10:06 PM (+NY/Y)

33 Yes, the painting is very evocative like I can smell the mist and fresh air. Lovely work mh.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 28, 2026 10:06 PM (RIvkX)

34 23 A nice girthy ONT with a MisHum bonus painting.
Very nice good sir!
Posted by: Some Rat at September 28, 2026 10:05 PM (BJzO2)


Yay!!!! A Some Rat siting. Awesome.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 28, 2026 10:06 PM (CkDaS)

35 Why are those sheep walking on the water?

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 28, 2026 10:07 PM (ESbQX)

36 MisHum!

I see the familiar format , smile, relax and enjoy.

Thank you.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 28, 2026 10:07 PM (yEz+x)

37 Did anyone nood? Or are we keeping the Chex mix for ourselves?
Posted by: Piper

Keeping it!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 28, 2026 10:07 PM (NnhvP)

38 26 Love the painting, Mid Hum! The fog is really well done.
Posted by: sal at September 28, 2026 10:05 PM (f+FmA)

Thank you.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 28, 2026 10:08 PM (CkDaS)

39 Thanks for the ONT.

It makes sort of sense now, all the rapin' of the UK. With the welcome wagons wide open (take that for whatever translation you want) they think all white women are the same. Come on in and rape awhile, fellas!

Unreal. Wonder what type of bacterial resistant VD is brewing on those shores now? Fun times ahead for those who don't agree with these wackos.

Get them all out! GET OUT! I am still debating being an ICE undercover Karen and calling them about any lawn and roofing company I suspect. When the little workers have to use a phone to translate, well, I get suspicious. I don't see as many, granted, but I am watching.

I need a burner phone. Would that be enough?

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 28, 2026 10:08 PM (hzuYO)

40 Sorry I'm late, I was trying to catch a few electric eels-- I'm trying to save money on my utility bills.

Posted by: tankdemon at September 28, 2026 10:08 PM (/TlUl)

41 36 MisHum!

I see the familiar format , smile, relax and enjoy.

Thank you.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 28, 2026 10:07 PM (yEz+x)

Good evening charming nurse r.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 28, 2026 10:08 PM (CkDaS)

42 That and I have an early morning orthopedic appointment. Sucks being *29
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

The problem is they 'Practice medicine'.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 28, 2026 10:08 PM (NnhvP)

43 Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 28, 2026 10:08 PM (zZu0s)

44 29 Well, this took a turn:

@nypost
Slain New York Times exec was in vicious fight with in-laws over being trans, wife tried to pull medical tubes out of his body: court docs

"Jonathan McKinsey’s wife, Candice Jang, filed for a restraining order against him in 2025, and he replied by filing a restraining order of his own.

McKinsey claimed Jang had tried to pull medical tubes out of his body when he was transitioning from a woman to a man in 2010, the restraining order records, obtained by The Mercury News, said. The two married in 2011."
Posted by: weft cut-loop



All the News that's fit to p........wait, WTF!!!!

Posted by: The New York Times at September 28, 2026 10:09 PM (sAmhv)

45 Nice art, MisHum!
My native country, thee,
Land of the noble free,
Thy name I love;
I love thy rocks and rills,
Thy woods and templed hills;
My heart with rapture thrills,
Like that above.


Job search update:
A few 'nope, haven't heard anything from the client' responses from my 'heard anything?' emails this morning. More of them got '....' lack-of-responses (makes me wonder if they're ghosting me). The recruiter nibble I found in my spam folder Saturday and replied to? Didn't reply today to my reply. But I do have another job's recruiter scheduled for a screening call tomorrow afternoon. As for subbing? Waiting on the 'quick' secondary background check results (which I darned well oughta pass!) so I can get assignments or however it works.

Time to do my evening Bible reading, my exercise, take a shower, and go to bed. And eventually to sleep.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 28, 2026 10:09 PM (aJQbY)

46 This video has unfortunately a lot of truth in it about women.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xscOeou_rWY

Posted by: 42 at September 28, 2026 10:09 PM (khqLW)

47 Nice picture, MisHum. I see the annual stone migration across Carlise Creek is in full swing.

Posted by: tankdemon at September 28, 2026 10:10 PM (/TlUl)

48 That is what happens to the average citizen when they give up all means of self-protection.

Occurs to me that an armed individual is insufficiently protected from mobs like the government.

"It takes a militia…"

Posted by: mindful webworker intoned defensively at September 28, 2026 10:10 PM (xRCm7)

49 Ok, two gals got married and then one wanted to 'become' a dude, huh?

Ok.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 28, 2026 10:11 PM (zZu0s)

50 Rat!

You bastard!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 28, 2026 10:12 PM (n8wcY)

51 Ok, two gals got married and then one wanted to 'become' a dude, huh?

Ok.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone

I'm assuming the attack occurred after her addadicktome.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 28, 2026 10:12 PM (ktgTW)

52 Success In Rear

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 28, 2026 10:12 PM (Cqx++)

53 Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Mixed Signals.

I wanna know what the third sign said. Where those double-sided-tape marks are.

Posted by: mikeski at September 28, 2026 10:13 PM (VHUov)

54 52+53, I think we commented out of order.

Posted by: mikeski at September 28, 2026 10:13 PM (VHUov)

55 49 Ok, two gals got married and then one wanted to 'become' a dude, huh?

Ok.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 28, 2026 10:11 PM (zZu0s)

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Changing your sex seems kind of like a breach of the marital vows.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 28, 2026 10:13 PM (wpRMV)

56 "It takes a militia…"
Posted by: mindful webworker intoned defensively

"....The RIGHT of the PEOPLE to keep and bear arms shall NOT be infringed upon.

Posted by: Some Rat at September 28, 2026 10:13 PM (BJzO2)

57 I used to live at 1300 Willamette Street in Eugene.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 28, 2026 10:13 PM (rbvCR)

58 I can feel the cold of the fog in your painting. Nice!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 28, 2026 09:55 PM (NnhvP)

Thanks. You should see it irl, lot better than the hamster page and my iphone.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 28, 2026 09:56 PM (CkDaS)

I believe it is a herd of migrating turtles, cleverly disguised as rocks.

And a very good evening to you, sir, and to the ONT Horde!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2026 10:14 PM (peOdB)

59 " Maher's program because he wanted viewers to see Maher get his "a** whooped on his own show by a guy who prays like I do."

Nothing says "Hello, undecided Michigan voter" quite like that."
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He's telling America about Islam. Those mush heads ought to listen.


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 28, 2026 10:15 PM (WY+aP)

60 Changing your sex seems kind of like a breach of the marital vows.
Posted by: Cicero

And proof of a serious mental defect.

Posted by: Some Rat at September 28, 2026 10:15 PM (BJzO2)

61 Sorry I'm late, I was trying to catch a few electric eels-- I'm trying to save money on my utility bills.
Posted by: tankdemon


Green Nude Eel: you're doing it wro perfectly.

Posted by: mikeski at September 28, 2026 10:16 PM (VHUov)

62 I believe it is a herd of migrating turtles, cleverly disguised as rocks.

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They should all be carrying coconuts on their backs, shouldn't they?

Posted by: Arthur, King of the Britons at September 28, 2026 10:16 PM (wpRMV)

63 I used to live at 1300 Willamette Street in Eugene.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 28, 2026 10:13 PM (rbvCR)

The Kramden's lived in Jackie Gleason's old childhood apartment.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 28, 2026 10:16 PM (1Ff7Z)

64 "I'm tied to you like the buttons on your blouse/
Keep me in your heart for a while."

That song gets me every time.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at September 28, 2026 10:16 PM (QaH55)

65 I believe it is a herd of migrating turtles, cleverly disguised as rocks.

And a very good evening to you, sir, and to the ONT Horde!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2026 10:14 PM (peOdB)

Oh, I thought it was the heads of decapitated commies floating down to the sewage treatment plant.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 28, 2026 10:18 PM (1Ff7Z)

66 McKinsey claimed Jang had tried to pull medical tubes out of his body when he was transitioning from a woman to a man in 2010, the restraining order records, obtained by The Mercury News, said. The two married in 2011."
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 28, 2026 10:06 PM (nEUC6)

Well, whoever killed it turned it into the best kind of tranny.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2026 10:19 PM (peOdB)

67 Been doing a lot of downsizing lately.
Found a batch off photos of the room my grandfather displayed his extensive arrowhead and other artifacts collection. We knew he had had this- but hadn't realized how huge it was. With the help of Ancestry and newspaper archives, we managed to track down the address of the house- he flipped houses before it was a thing and they moved fairly often- from the classified ad when he sold the collection.
So fun.

Posted by: sal at September 28, 2026 10:19 PM (f+FmA)

68 Changing your sex seems kind of like a breach of the marital vows.
Posted by: Cicero


To have and to hold, from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, with pee-pee or va-jay-jay, 'til death do us part.

Posted by: woke wedding vows at September 28, 2026 10:20 PM (VHUov)

69 Oh, I thought it was the heads of decapitated commies floating down to the sewage treatment plant.
Posted by: OrangeEnt


What a beautiful thought!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 28, 2026 10:20 PM (hOUT3)

70 That's a beautiful painting MisHum.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 28, 2026 10:21 PM (CHHv1)

71 Oh! My!
MisHum!
So lovely to see you old pal💕

Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 28, 2026 10:22 PM (jCKWs)

72 I believe it is a herd of migrating turtles, cleverly disguised as rocks.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Not pygmy hippos?

Posted by: mikeski at September 28, 2026 10:22 PM (VHUov)

73 Hrothgar!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 28, 2026 10:23 PM (yEz+x)

74 BTW...lovely painting. You do kick it buddy!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 28, 2026 10:24 PM (jCKWs)

75 nurse!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 28, 2026 10:24 PM (hOUT3)

76 Thanks for the ONT, Mis Hum!

(races back to read the content...)

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 28, 2026 10:24 PM (D/6p1)

77 McKinsey claimed Jang had tried to pull medical tubes out of his body when he was transitioning from a woman to a man in 2010, the restraining order records

Ah, even in the modern world, romance is not dead.

🫤

Posted by: mindful webworker mumbled romantically at September 28, 2026 10:25 PM (xRCm7)

78 Ok, two gals got married and then one wanted to 'become' a dude, huh?

Ok.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


I think the Post got it wrong; he was a dude.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 28, 2026 10:27 PM (nEUC6)

79 These activities are traditionally and predominately supported by white users.

*rubbing temples*

Good freakin' grief...do white people ever get anything right?!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 28, 2026 10:28 PM (jCKWs)

80 Continued a bit from the last post on FDR's death possibly being sped up by lesbo Eleanor...her lover was Lorena Hickok, whose photo looks like Rosie O'Donnell after a bender. Granted Eleanor was no looker herself.

Warren Harding was possibly murdered by his wife, Flo, in a hotel in San Fran on a political jaunt. She fed him either bad shrimp or tuna on crackers and waited til he was very dead before alerting the hotel the she could not wake dear Warren. MD said stroke or heart attack. She had him embalmed real quick and no autopsy.

His mistress was Nan Britton, whom he had a daughter with (proven by DNA in 2015). They had sex in a closet next to his office (Monica was therefore not the first, unsure about cigars).

She was not the only one he fooled around with. Flo must have been pretty fed up.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 28, 2026 10:29 PM (hzuYO)

81 If the SCOTUS decides the case properly and returns the Cessna, will that have a cascadung effect requirong the return of other items state and localngovernments have stolen from citizens under civilnasset forfeiture laws?

Posted by: tankdemon at September 28, 2026 10:29 PM (/TlUl)

82 Oh, wait, mebbe the Post was right.

"McKinsey also alleged Jang’s father, who was not named in the filing, punched him in the chest while he was recovering from double mastectomy surgery." Merc News

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 28, 2026 10:29 PM (nEUC6)

83 “Go back to Somalia, go live in Somalia then, if America is so bad,” he said. “And it’s not just Ilhan. It’s Ilhan. It’s Mamdani. It’s Sayed.” Former NBA player Royce White.

I saw some guy debating Destiny who argued, but what if we've got a bunch of Somali that are good cultural fits?

The other guy asked Destiny "If you think Somalis are culturally attuned to Canada then why have you never even thought to go vacation there? And if you wouldn't go visit them, why would you bring them here?" and Destiny made that "crash, abort, reboot" face...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2026 10:31 PM (sKqQm)

84 If the SCOTUS decides the case properly and returns the Cessna, will that have a cascadung effect

I for one do not want a cascadung effect.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 28, 2026 10:31 PM (nEUC6)

85 Oh, wait, mebbe the Post was right.

"McKinsey also alleged Jang’s father, who was not named in the filing, punched him in the chest while he was recovering from double mastectomy surgery." Merc News
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 28, 2026 10:29 PM (nEUC6)

Geez. These people all seem horrible.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 28, 2026 10:32 PM (zZu0s)

86 A nice girthy ONT with a MisHum bonus painting.
Very nice good sir!
Posted by: Some Rat at September 28, 2026 10:05 PM (BJzO2)
* * * *
Well said, and I agree!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 28, 2026 10:32 PM (D/6p1)

87 82 Oh, wait, mebbe the Post was right.

"McKinsey also alleged Jang’s father, who was not named in the filing, punched him in the chest while he was recovering from double mastectomy surgery." Merc News

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Still could have been a moob removal.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 28, 2026 10:32 PM (wpRMV)

88 77 Ah, even in the modern world, romance is not dead.

🫤
Posted by: mindful webworker mumbled romantically at September 28, 2026 10:25 PM (xRCm7)

It is unfortunate that Meg Ryan is too old to star when Hollywood greenlights the story as a Rom-Com.

Posted by: tankdemon at September 28, 2026 10:33 PM (/TlUl)

89 Like the painting very much. It might be nice if you'd add some muskrat droppings on the rocks in the water, for all the muskrat fans out there. They like to crap on rocks for some reason.

Posted by: Mel's Rockpile at September 28, 2026 10:36 PM (Fn+3X)

90 Scale seems wrong for bison or sheep.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 28, 2026 10:38 PM (zZu0s)

91 Michael Knowles did an excellent interview with a "widow" whose ex-husband decided he was a woman. It devastated their kids and destroyed their family.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 28, 2026 10:39 PM (RIvkX)

92 Good evening, it has been a while since you had Paul Joseph Watson and yours truly on one night.

People are thinking about this the wrong way. Some of these women are just in it for money or power, but there is one more reason...

You have low status (romantically at least) women bringing in young virile men. And unlike white men their ideology tells them its ok to fantasize about black/arab/etc men. Joe Normie isn't going to give Tubby McNGOchick the time of the day but some desperate guy fresh off the boat might.

And this, amusingly, is a mirror image, if magnified of the feminist view of passport bros - can't get a western woman so he had to go get a foreign one he can "control". Well, Tubby McNGOchick isn't going to fly to Third Worldistan...its too dangerous!...so she'll bring the third world here instead.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2026 10:39 PM (sKqQm)

93 Good evening, it has been a while since you had Paul Joseph Watson and yours truly on one night.


But what they really want is a nice guy...

Posted by: After being Muslims' cumdumpsters at September 28, 2026 10:39 PM (TbWk/)

94 Michael Knowles did an excellent interview with a "widow" whose ex-husband decided he was a woman. It devastated their kids and destroyed their family.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 28, 2026 10:39 PM (RIvkX)

Makes sense. I wonder if some of it is dudes not wanting to deal with the negatives of abandoning their family, so they choose what they see as a socially acceptable way to do it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 28, 2026 10:41 PM (zZu0s)

95 I like Royce White. I watch his show every Saturday morning at 9AM Eastern on RAV.

Posted by: From Minneapolis at September 28, 2026 10:42 PM (Fn+3X)

96
Aetius,

I think that is true.

Posted by: four seasons at September 28, 2026 10:42 PM (/QHx4)

97 Nice painting, Mis. Hum. Would hang.

Posted by: Count de Monet, Doesn't Know Art But Knows What He Likes at September 28, 2026 10:43 PM (wVcYX)

98 Heya, has anyone gotten any health updates from Grammie Winger or Donna& ?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at September 28, 2026 10:43 PM (s1VwS)

99 It was mh who turned me on to PJW's videos.

He has chronicled first hand the colonization project as it has proceeded in The Yookay.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 28, 2026 10:43 PM (RIvkX)

100 Take your stinking laws offa me you damn dirty prohibitionist ape!

Posted by: Cessnaton Heston at September 28, 2026 10:44 PM (nNIUD)

101 Maybe it's not fog. Could be Canuck Wildfire smoke.

Posted by: Gone To Blazes at September 28, 2026 10:44 PM (Fn+3X)

102 discretionary funding can afford like golf, the marina, and beer gardens.

That governor left off country music. I'm feeling snubbed.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 28, 2026 10:45 PM (0Htd1)

103 I saw a British guy discussing re-migration with an Indian guy. Indian guy was arguing it was unfair and he was just as British as anyone.

British guy asked him what happened in India when the British colonialism ended, "Well all the Brits had to leave" then he thought a second..."But this is different!"

Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2026 10:45 PM (sKqQm)

104 Ok, here's the best I can imagine with the 'tech tranny assassination' story. Total guess at this point.

Tranny woman starts the chem trans, dresses as a man, meets a Chinese gal with a kid, they marry because the parents think she's a dude and is embarrassed by her daughter's lack of a husband. The daughter keeps it a secret until they start full-blown fisticuffs and the tranny goes for the full-montessa. Parent find out, lose their shit, and go Old Country on her ass.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 28, 2026 10:46 PM (nEUC6)

105 And this, amusingly, is a mirror image, if magnified of the feminist view of passport bros - can't get a western woman so he had to go get a foreign one he can "control". Well, Tubby McNGOchick isn't going to fly to Third Worldistan...its too dangerous!...so she'll bring the third world here instead.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2026 10:39 PM (sKqQm)

And that is how you got Marc Lepine (born Gamil Gharbi) who murdered a bunch of students, mostly women, at the Ecole Polytechnique in Montreal back in the 1980's. HIs momma was a a nun who ditched her vows (red flag right there) and married an Algerian muslim. He beat her, and the kid, and made himself a fine role model for the little guy. She finally divorced him, and he went back to Algeria, but the damage was done. He became a carbon copy of his old man.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2026 10:46 PM (peOdB)

106 91 Michael Knowles did an excellent interview with a "widow" whose ex-husband decided he was a woman. It devastated their kids and destroyed their family.
Posted by: San Franpsycho



What ever happened to Richard (now calling himself Rachael) Levine's wife? He was married and had kids. He and Sam Britton were the perfect avatars of the Barak O'Biden administration.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 28, 2026 10:48 PM (sAmhv)

107 Nurse! The lovely Some Rat!
So wonderful to see both on our dear (mostly.) ONT...
Yowza....🤣

Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 28, 2026 10:48 PM (jCKWs)

108 Alberta: Preparing for independence, or US statehood:

For more than seven decades, residents of Alberta have shared something in common with Antarctica and the high Arctic: all locations are officially free of rats.

But on Thursday the Canadian province’s reputation as a firewall against rodent infestation took a hit when the town of Bowden announced the discovery of a dead rat and called on the province’s “rat patrol” to investigate.


https://bit.ly/alberta-rats
BlazingCatFur

If they've had no rats, why do they have a rat patrol?🐀

Posted by: mindful webworker squeaked at September 28, 2026 10:49 PM (xRCm7)

109 32 "Wisconsin Communist Candidate for Gov"

we're well beyond woodchippers fixing this. time for tub grinders!
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 28, 2026 10:06 PM (+NY/Y)

Now I understand why DSA loser Francesca "She Wong" Hong is telling people not to write her in. The real choice wasn't politics, but Asian or Black crazy candidate in the general election.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 28, 2026 10:49 PM (qx7Zg)

110 {{{ COMountainMarie}}} So good to see you!

Posted by: Some Rat at September 28, 2026 10:50 PM (BJzO2)

111 Fog? No, I shan't want to go thru all that again.

Posted by: Adrienne Barbeau at September 28, 2026 10:51 PM (wVcYX)

112 Now I understand why DSA loser Francesca "She Wong" Hong is telling people not to write her in. The real choice wasn't politics, but Asian or Black crazy candidate in the general election

I saw some DSA leader being interviewed about their plans. She argued they are going to tax the shit of millionaires. The interviewer pointed out that isn't at all specific and since she was the DSA economic policy leader or some such she should be able to do that.

She thought about it for a moment and said, "Well we do have to tax them because as long as their are millionaires people are being oppressed. Also, for democracy".

The interviewer looked at her, still waiting to give an actual plan and she looked at him and this went on for 15 second or so and then she finally said something like, "Well I don't have the specifics in front of me"

Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2026 10:53 PM (sKqQm)

113 If they've had no rats, why do they have a rat patrol?🐀
Posted by: mindful webworker squeaked

Was Hans Gudegast the Chief Rat on that show?

Posted by: He's 85 Now (Eric Braeden) at September 28, 2026 10:54 PM (Fn+3X)

114 https://bit.ly/alberta-rats
BlazingCatFur

If they've had no rats, why do they have a rat patrol?🐀
Posted by: mindful webworker squeaked at September 28, 2026 10:49 PM (xRCm7)

The rat patrol is why we have no rats. It is a deadly serious business.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2026 10:54 PM (peOdB)

115 111: You know, The Fog was a pretty good little ghost movie. May have to search on the interwebs and watch it again. Been a bit. That and The Wicker Man (1973) will be my Halloween movies. (And the Charlie Brown Halloween special)

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 28, 2026 10:54 PM (sAmhv)

116 Ok, two gals got married and then one wanted to 'become' a dude, huh?

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Saw a documentary on Prime, Murder In Glitterball City, about two upper middle class homos who invited their homo drug dealer over for drugs and homo sex and murdered him. The details are maximum disgusting. Interesting but view at your own risk.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 28, 2026 10:54 PM (ndZc7)

117 Fog? No, I shan't want to go thru all that again.
Posted by: Adrienne Barbeau at September 28, 2026 10:51 PM (wVcYX)
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I would like to acknowledge your amazing rack in that and other movies.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 28, 2026 10:54 PM (RIvkX)

118 And "Maude"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 28, 2026 10:54 PM (RIvkX)

119 COMM!

Got snow yet?

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 28, 2026 10:54 PM (yEz+x)

120 Good freakin' grief...do white people ever get anything right?!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 28, 2026 10:28 PM (jCKWs)


Just the whole building of the country from scratch.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 28, 2026 10:56 PM (fheZL)

121 It is a very nice painting. I wonder if the average New Yorker would understand it?

Posted by: Case at September 28, 2026 10:57 PM (LMnda)

122 British guy asked him what happened in India when the British colonialism ended, "Well all the Brits had to leave" then he thought a second..."But this is different!"

After the Algerian War of Independence, several French people asked to stay in Algeria (a lot of the French families had been in Algeria for more than a century).

Nope - Algeria booted them all out, using the slogan "The Suitcase or the Coffin".

I've mused that that is an interesting precedent for a future French government.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 28, 2026 10:57 PM (aD4fx)

123 will be my Halloween movies. (And the Charlie Brown Halloween special)
Posted by: Puddleglum

Spoiler: The Great Pumpkin never shows up.

Posted by: Sincerely Yours at September 28, 2026 10:57 PM (Fn+3X)

124 For you writers, character idea. An emo-girl who longs for death, but her Catholic upbringing takes suicide off the table, so now all the local businesses know who to call when gett___ the job done might involve some sort ofnavtivity that would give an OSHA inspector a stroke.

Posted by: tankdemon at September 28, 2026 10:57 PM (/TlUl)

125 Michael Knowles did an excellent interview with a "widow" whose ex-husband decided he was a woman. It devastated their kids and destroyed their family.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

He was just finding himself.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 28, 2026 10:58 PM (ndZc7)

126 Saw a documentary on Prime, Murder In Glitterball City, about two upper middle class homos who invited their homo drug dealer over for drugs and homo sex and murdered him. The details are maximum disgusting. Interesting but view at your own risk.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 28, 2026 10:54 PM (ndZc7)

Could have been the Andrew Gillum Story, but the twink survived.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2026 10:58 PM (peOdB)

127
If they've had no rats, why do they have a rat patrol?🐀
Posted by: mindful webworker


Do they have jeeps with machine guns?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 28, 2026 10:59 PM (Cqx++)

128 Fog? No, I shan't want to go thru all that again.
Posted by: Adrienne Barbeau at September 28, 2026 10:51 PM (wVcYX)
=====

I would like to acknowledge your amazing rack in that and other movies.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 28, 2026 10:54 PM (RIvkX)

Let's not forget her in the beginning of "Back to School".

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 28, 2026 10:59 PM (qx7Zg)

129 *yawn*

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 28, 2026 11:00 PM (aJQbY)

130 If Bulg shows up looking for some boobery, let him know I brought a montage of one Carol Lombard. Many hubbas. A few somewhat NSFW, I suppose. But, yowsa!

https://bit.ly/carol-lombard

And for those more into legs, one Tula Ellice Finklea, a/k/a Cyd Charisse. She was featured in the 2001 Guinness Book of World Records under “Most Valuable Legs” because a $5 million insurance policy was reportedly issued on her legs in 1952. The rest of her ain't bad, either.

https://bit.ly/cyd-charisse

Posted by: mindful webworker proffered provacatively at September 28, 2026 11:00 PM (xRCm7)

131 Rats in your Grain Bin are worse than Bats in your Belfry. Or Squirrels in your Attic.

Posted by: Vermin, All! at September 28, 2026 11:00 PM (Fn+3X)

132 ***For more than seven decades, residents of Alberta have shared something in common with Antarctica and the high Arctic: all locations are officially free of rats.

But on Thursday ...
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AOP discovered a rat behind his file cabinet
and kitty didn't do a damned thing about it.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 28, 2026 11:00 PM (WY+aP)

133 So. Define “millionaire.”

Is it net worth? Because the median price of a home in Seattle is around a million. Plus the cars. And the shit inside the house. And the boat. And that’s just normal for around here.

Is it what you have in retirement? Because that’s bare minimum.

Is it your savings account?

A million dollars isn’t that much. Honestly.

I mean. I would love to have that as a net worth. Or retirement.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 28, 2026 11:01 PM (yEz+x)

134 Swell ONT tonight.

Perhaps you should name the painting "Girl with a Pearl Earring"

Oh, that's taken?

How about "Whistler's Mother"? "Guernica"?

Lemme think about it.

Posted by: 496 at September 28, 2026 11:02 PM (aadd2)

135 She thought about it for a moment and said, "Well we do have to tax them because as long as their are millionaires people are being oppressed. Also, for democracy".

Portland DSA convinced the voters in Portland's county to pass an income tax on the "wealthy" (anyone making more than $125,000 a year), which helped bring Portland's marginal income tax rate up to New York City's.

The tax is being used to fund "free" childcare, but DSA came up with the tax first, and then hunted around for something popular to fund with it.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 28, 2026 11:02 PM (aD4fx)

136 113 If they've had no rats, why do they have a rat patrol?🐀
Posted by: mindful webworker squeaked.

Ask Mr. Some Rat. I bet that guy knows,,,, 🥰🤪

Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 28, 2026 11:03 PM (jCKWs)

137 The Rat Patrol was looking for these rats. May not be SFW.

https://youtube.com/shorts/p01_vXVrULs

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 28, 2026 11:03 PM (qx7Zg)

138 tankdemon - so dangerous-jobs-girl would, of course, survive - barely - anything she thought would give her a glorious funeral, and her worst dangerous would be when it's boring or ugly risks that she's like, "I want to die, but not like that!"? Her normal deathly-risk-taking has a kind of 'death-defying aura of invincibility', ironically?

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 28, 2026 11:03 PM (aJQbY)

139 Michael Knowles has impressed me. He's kind of like Kirk in that he's able to talk with crazy leftists and come away as an earnest guy trying to have a rational discussion as opposed to someone like Shapiro "totally destroying them"

Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2026 11:03 PM (sKqQm)

140 So. Define “millionaire.”

Is it net worth? Because the median price of a home in Seattle is around a million. Plus the cars. And the shit inside the house. And the boat. And that’s just normal for around here.


I'm surrounded by lefties that are in the top 10% of earners that rant about the need to tax "the rich". Of course they will also tell you they are way too taxed themselves...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2026 11:04 PM (sKqQm)

141 Wow, love the painting! Beautiful scene.

Posted by: Iris at September 28, 2026 11:04 PM (286+n)

142 Evenin’, All. BOOBS!

Posted by: Bulg at September 28, 2026 11:07 PM (77rzZ)

143 119 nurse
Soon. Yep...soon..yikes...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 28, 2026 11:07 PM (jCKWs)

144 Perhaps you should name the painting "Girl with a Pearl Earring"
Oh, that's taken?
How about "Whistler's Mother"? "Guernica"?
Lemme think about it.
Posted by: 496


"Still Life by a Stream, with Sniper"

Posted by: like I don't even know y'all at September 28, 2026 11:07 PM (VHUov)

145 There are two movies titled "Million Dollar Legs," a 1932 WC Fields movie set in the '32 LA Olympics, and a 1939 movie starring Betty Grable. The '32 movie is wonderful, more absurd than the movie Duck Soup, that came out a year later. It features Mata Machree, played by Lyda Roberti, the "woman no man can resist".

Posted by: Jack Oakie, Too at September 28, 2026 11:07 PM (Fn+3X)

146 I'm surrounded by lefties that are in the top 10% of earners that rant about the need to tax "the rich". Of course they will also tell you they are way too taxed themselves...
Posted by: 18-1


"Tax the rich!"

"How much is 'rich?'"

"50% more than I make."

Posted by: all of them at September 28, 2026 11:08 PM (VHUov)

147 I'm surrounded by lefties that are in the top 10% of earners that rant about the need to tax "the rich". Of course they will also tell you they are way too taxed themselves...

Congressman Ro Khanna from Silicon Valley is constantly denouncing "billionaires" for not wanting to pay a "one-time" wealth tax of 5%.

He's worth several hundred million dollars.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 28, 2026 11:09 PM (aD4fx)

148 Did someone on here suggest this, or did I get it from YouTube sidebar suggestions?

A half-hour AI-generated superhero movie that is pretty well done anyway. Characters rarely stare at the viewer, and mostly move with good nuance. Only heard one AI narrator mispronunckiation. An actual story with an actual ending. Somebody did some work on it.

Overman — The Meaning of Life
https://youtu.be/XQ49B67EFNc

Posted by: mindful webworker shouted heroically at September 28, 2026 11:11 PM (xRCm7)

149 Couple a million is enough for me.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 28, 2026 11:12 PM (WY+aP)

150 Those women who are screwing third world immigrants, aren't they a bit concerned about what those guys are infected with? There aren't enough condoms at Walgreens.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 28, 2026 11:12 PM (0Htd1)

151 Ro Khanna really grinds my gears. He's a burr under my saddle. He's an itch that can't be scratched. He's the bee in my bonnet. He's the turd in the punch bowl.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 28, 2026 11:13 PM (RIvkX)

152 123: Spoiler: The Great Pumpkin never shows up.
Posted by: Sincerely Yours



HEREITIC!!!

Posted by: Linus is very sincere at September 28, 2026 11:13 PM (sAmhv)

153 Those women who are screwing third world immigrants, aren't they a bit concerned about what those guys are infected with? There aren't enough condoms at Walgreens.
Posted by: nerdygirl


Head to your local fetish emporium for the full-body latex suit.

You can get the gas mask cheaper at a military surplus place.

Posted by: mikeski saw fetish emporium open for..... at September 28, 2026 11:16 PM (VHUov)

154 Ro Khanna really grinds my gears. He's a burr under my saddle. He's an itch that can't be scratched. He's the bee in my bonnet. He's the turd in the punch bowl.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 28, 2026 11:13 PM (RIvkX)

He's weirder than an unwrapped Baby Ruth bar in a ritzy country club pool.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 28, 2026 11:16 PM (qx7Zg)

155 Rats in your Grain Bin are worse than Bats in your Belfry. Or Squirrels in your Attic.
Posted by: Vermin, All! at September 28, 2026 11:00 PM (Fn+3X)

Chicken in your bread pan is no walk in the park either.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 28, 2026 11:17 PM (wVcYX)

156 Well NewYork Magazine celebrates its men's style issue by featuring a half naked, mentally ill woman pretending to be a man(Ellen/Elliot Page)on the cover. See thread over at Insty. Someone commented that at least she/he finally got some work.

Posted by: Tuna at September 28, 2026 11:19 PM (lJ0H4)

157 Good evening, weirdos. Have we figured out which side of the moon that Elon is going to colonize?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 28, 2026 11:20 PM (VQ7/I)

158 MisHum...yay!! Thanks for this ONT and sharing your beautiful painting.

Posted by: L - No nic.. at September 28, 2026 11:20 PM (NFX2v)

159 A million dollars isn’t that much. Honestly.
I mean. I would love to have that as a net worth.

So, I bought my house with 5 acres for 97k, 30 years ago. it's paid off, but damn. It's supposedly now worth 650k. I have to give a couple of gallons of blood each year in taxes. Worth it? Probably not...who the fk knows....



Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 28, 2026 11:21 PM (jCKWs)

160 Hey, COMM. I hope you are well.

Posted by: Bulg at September 28, 2026 11:23 PM (77rzZ)

161 Good evening, weirdos. Have we figured out which side of the moon that Elon is going to colonize?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 28, 2026 11:20 PM (VQ7/I)

I'm guessing the outside, but he might do underground installations like he plans for Mars.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 28, 2026 11:24 PM (qx7Zg)

162 154 Hey, HotW. Hope you are well, also.

Posted by: Bulg at September 28, 2026 11:25 PM (77rzZ)

163 160 Bulg

So much love to you💘

Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 28, 2026 11:30 PM (jCKWs)

164 The Moon is flat. There is only one side.

Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at September 28, 2026 11:33 PM (w6EFb)

165 163 Thank you, COMM. 🙂

Same to you.

Posted by: Bulg at September 28, 2026 11:33 PM (77rzZ)

166 >>>I'm guessing the outside, but he might do underground installations like he plans for Mars.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

>Tunnel boring machines, EVs, high-speed rail, the space force, it's all shaping up.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 28, 2026 11:33 PM (VQ7/I)

167 President Trump’s Justice Department has taken Minnesota, Minneapolis, and St. Paul to federal court over gun-purchase delays that can leave law-abiding citizens waiting nearly two months.
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As an Israeli who waiting 6 months before receiving my handgun (rifles are a no-no) license last March after the gubbernmint opened up and "expedited" their licensing program to more citizens, all I can say is: You spoiled Minnesota bass tards!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 28, 2026 11:35 PM (skLNB)

168 "Good night. My bed and I have a serious appointment".

Holy cow! I so love you pals! Good night good friends!💕

Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 28, 2026 11:35 PM (jCKWs)

169 Seriously, the landing sites and moonbase plans are for the south pole region, so we could say the bottom side of the Moon

Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at September 28, 2026 11:36 PM (w6EFb)

170 Good night, COMM. Sleep well.

Posted by: Bulg at September 28, 2026 11:39 PM (77rzZ)

171 COMountainMarie,
That's what's wrong with property taxes. Elderly people can barely pay the taxes in order to keep their own property. Some end up having to leave their homes. In my area they keep coming up with more reasons for special millages.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 28, 2026 11:40 PM (0Htd1)

172 Heading for the bunkhouse early (sorta) tonight. Early-morning appointments for Daisy the magnificent Malinois at the groomer's, and MiladyJo and I to have blood drawn for the vampires to analyze. Then, for a rare treat, breakfast at our favorite greasy spoon. Oboy.


Found this lurking on YooToob. Never heard of the Texas group or the song, but the music and the dancers are certifiably 1967.
https://youtu.be/zlaulerUhbI

G'nite, y'all.💤

Posted by: mindful webworker sang rhythmically at September 28, 2026 11:40 PM (xRCm7)

173 You spoiled Minnesota bass tards!
Posted by: Biden's Dog


Bass are fun to catch, but not very good eatin'.

Posted by: mikeski in the land of 10,000 lakes at September 28, 2026 11:40 PM (VHUov)

174 Hey, Nerdygirl.

Posted by: Bulg at September 28, 2026 11:44 PM (77rzZ)

175 >>>As an Israeli who waiting 6 months before receiving my handgun (rifles are a no-no) license last March after the gubbernmint opened up and "expedited" their licensing program to more citizens, all I can say is: You spoiled Minnesota bass tards!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey

>I feel you, bro. I can walk in, fill out a form, show ID and walk out within an hour with a rifle or handgun. I have to make a second trip inside for an ammo purchase after I take the firearm out to the truck.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 28, 2026 11:45 PM (VQ7/I)

176 "So, I bought my house with 5 acres for 97k, 30 years ago. it's paid off, but damn. It's supposedly now worth 650k. I have to give a couple of gallons of blood each year in taxes. Worth it? Probably not...who the fk knows...."

yeah, inflation is a big issue, and RE taxes insist on making us pay "rent" on our property, even if fully paid off. For some of the "middle class" that trust government to protect The Market, they have done OK or great, just keep investing in BigCorp.

But will the constant weekly investment of the average "investor" keep floating the "market" forever? (to infinity, and beyond!), or will gravity eventually bring markets back to "the norm"? idk, it has to happen, but not sure when.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 28, 2026 11:49 PM (vbXSk)

177 All, I am lonely.

Posted by: Bulg at September 28, 2026 11:49 PM (77rzZ)

178 Ro Khanna really grinds my gears. He's a burr under my saddle. He's an itch that can't be scratched. He's the bee in my bonnet. He's the turd in the punch bowl.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

You missed the Communist in Congress.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at September 28, 2026 11:50 PM (n3sKv)

179 As an Israeli who waiting 6 months before receiving my handgun (rifles are a no-no) license last March after the gubbernmint opened up and "expedited" their licensing program to more citizens, all I can say is: You spoiled Minnesota bass tards!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 28, 2026 11:35 PM (skLNB)


Colombia just got rid of the previous (socialist) president's rules restricting ownership of firearms, and the national firearm manufacturer, Indumil, (who makes licensed Galils and a number of pistols) had its servers go down under the spike of consumers trying to order firearms through their website.
What I would have given to be the Country representative for Century Arms to Colombia, I could retire on the commissions!

Posted by: Kindltot at September 28, 2026 11:53 PM (rbvCR)

180 But will the constant weekly investment of the average "investor" keep floating the "market" forever? (to infinity, and beyond!), or will gravity eventually bring markets back to "the norm"? idk, it has to happen, but not sure when.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 28, 2026 11:49 PM (vbXSk)


Not here, not when the County has all those bonds outstanding.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 28, 2026 11:55 PM (rbvCR)

181 "I'm guessing the outside, but he might do underground installations like he plans for Mars."

I can't see any profit from colonizing the moon, or much less Mars, other than possible military options for the moon. Moon and Mars are just very expensive survival sites, unless there is gold or lithium or whatever. Sci-Fi has distorted our perspective, imo.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 28, 2026 11:55 PM (vbXSk)

182 He's worth several hundred million dollars.
Posted by: The ARC of History!

I would frame this as he has several hundred million dollars. As for what he is worth...

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at September 28, 2026 11:56 PM (n3sKv)

183 178 Ro Khanna really grinds my gears. He's a burr under my saddle. He's an itch that can't be scratched. He's the bee in my bonnet. He's the turd in the punch bowl.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

You missed the Communist in Congress.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at September 28, 2026 11:50 PM
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We're sitting right here.

Posted by: Fly in the ointment and party pooper at September 28, 2026 11:56 PM (2Ez/1)

184
We've got you, Bulg.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's Phone at September 28, 2026 11:57 PM (mmrXZ)

185 I can't see any profit from colonizing the moon, or much less Mars, other than possible military options for the moon

Other than being able to breathe, what's the point of oxygen?
Seriously, the moon also provides a cheaper industrial base for refining (because, no oxygen) and a cheaper base for launching space hardware (because 1/6 grav).

Posted by: 88C+u at September 28, 2026 11:59 PM (88C+u)

186 138 tankdemon - so dangerous-jobs-girl would, of course, survive - barely - anything she thought would give her a glorious funeral, and her worst dangerous would be when it's boring or ugly risks that she's like, "I want to die, but not like that!"? Her normal deathly-risk-taking has a kind of 'death-defying aura of invincibility', ironically?
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 28, 2026 11:03 PM (aJQbY)

Sorry I tool so ling to reply, stepped away for a bit, but, yes, obviously the dangerous jobs girl.always seems to survivr, otherwise how would she get put on all the local businesses' speed dial when an task that rates 13 out if ten on the "you're about to get seriously messed up, pal" scale comes along? But all her scars are accompanied by some cool stories.

Posted by: tankdemon at September 29, 2026 12:00 AM (/TlUl)

187 I can't see any profit from colonizing the moon, or much less Mars, other than possible military options for the moon. Moon and Mars are just very expensive survival sites, unless there is gold or lithium or whatever. Sci-Fi has distorted our perspective, imo.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 28, 2026 11:55 PM (vbXSk)

We really don't know until we get there. But it will be good to get at least a few eggs into other baskets.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2026 12:00 AM (peOdB)

188 92 Good evening, it has been a while since you had Paul Joseph Watson and yours truly on one night.

People are thinking about this the wrong way. Some of these women are just in it for money or power, but there is one more reason...

..... Well, Tubby McNGOchick isn't going to fly to Third Worldistan...its too dangerous!...so she'll bring the third world here instead.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 28, 2026 10:39 PM (sKqQm)

Ya know...I don't much care what they do so long as they STAY THE **** OFF MY LAWN!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 29, 2026 12:01 AM (QGaXH)

189 Other than being able to breathe, what's the point of oxygen?
Seriously, the moon also provides a cheaper industrial base for refining (because, no oxygen) and a cheaper base for launching space hardware (because 1/6 grav).
Posted by: 88C+u at September 28, 2026 11:59 PM (88C+u)

You know darned well that booze distilled on the Moon will fetch a premium price down here on Earth.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 29, 2026 12:02 AM (peOdB)

190 "Seriously, the moon also provides a cheaper industrial base for refining (because, no oxygen) and a cheaper base for launching space hardware (because 1/6 grav)."

what are you going to refine? Will you pay the transport cost to take material from Earth to the moon, and back? Or is there some moon dust that is very valuable?

And sure, we can launch for less from the moon, but we still have to first get TO the moon. I just can't see any SciFi type magic scenario.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 29, 2026 12:05 AM (vbXSk)

191 BULG! Much many lovely hugs! Good night good friend...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at September 29, 2026 12:05 AM (jCKWs)

192 Moon juice, take you higher than a kite can fly.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 29, 2026 12:05 AM (WY+aP)

193 You know darned well that booze distilled on the Moon will fetch a premium price down here on Earth.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Given the price of diesel getting Moon booze back to Earth is a problem.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at September 29, 2026 12:05 AM (n3sKv)

194 You know darned well that booze distilled on the Moon will fetch a premium price down here on Earth.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

The moon is short on carbon and hydrogen.
The distilleries will be on icier asteroids like Ceres. They might not even need to distill it; alcohols might be there already.
Getting the methanol out of there will be the trick . . .

Posted by: 88C+u at September 29, 2026 12:06 AM (88C+u)

195 illiniwek: Or is there some moon dust that is very valuable?

Regolith melted into 13.8 gigapascal stiffness anhydrous glass fiber... might have value.
Kevlar got nothin' on that.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 29, 2026 12:07 AM (88C+u)

196 184, 191 Thank you, Both.

Posted by: Bulg at September 29, 2026 12:08 AM (77rzZ)

197 Women chasing (I was going to use a more realistic term, but my innate chivalry 😉 discouraged me) migrant men -and "catching" them - has a couple of related factors.
On the women's part, it's the old Bad Boy attraction. That whiff of danger acts as an aphrodisiac, and apparently covers up.the BO.
For the men, look at it from their perspective. Even though these women are older and, to steal PJW's description, not of fit physique, what do they have to compare to? A goat, a 10 year old boy, something in a black trash bag? Add in the economic incentives and it's easy to get past the ewww factor.

Posted by: buddhaha at September 29, 2026 12:09 AM (iYF/u)

198 source osti.gov/servlets/purl/10110576

Posted by: 88C+u at September 29, 2026 12:10 AM (88C+u)

199 191 Thank you, COMM! Same to you.!

Posted by: Bulg at September 29, 2026 12:11 AM (77rzZ)

200 184 And thank you, Blonde Morticia. Everyone here is great.

Posted by: Bulg at September 29, 2026 12:14 AM (77rzZ)

201 Howdy, horde!

Nice painting, MisHum. Calming scene.

Posted by: JQ at September 29, 2026 12:16 AM (rdVOm)

202 I still have to shake my head at some of the things coming out of this administration. Today it is:

President Donald Trump has effectively shelved plans for U.S. airstrikes on Mexican soil for now, according to a New York Times report citing U.S. and Mexican officials.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 29, 2026 12:16 AM (rbvCR)

203 Sorry you're lonely, Bulg. But hey, you got us! Oh, wait...

*clinks glass*

Cheers-- hope it gets better for you!

Posted by: JQ at September 29, 2026 12:18 AM (rdVOm)

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