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ShipwreckedcrewNicolas Fondacaro of MRC says the evidence isn't as clear as that NY Daily News article makes it seem. He says that Sonny Hostin was reported by one outlet as being one of the two holdout jurors. But... even so, she would not be the lone holdout as she says, and also, it seems that the unemployed man was the main holdout, and if she eventually voted with him, it was just to reach a "compromise" with him. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
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Posted by: Beartooth at September 24, 2026 02:34 PM (KWbVO) 2
FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 02:34 PM (ccf/V) 3
NOOD has been lum'd.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 02:34 PM (ccf/V) 4
SPONGE!
Posted by: Inogame at September 24, 2026 02:36 PM (53oGX) Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 02:36 PM (ccf/V) 6
Did Sonny Hostin Lie About Being the Holdout Juror in the Butcher of Tompkins Square Park Case?
She was there! I saw her from Iraq while I was dodging bullets. Posted by: Brian Williams at September 24, 2026 02:36 PM (l3cgK) Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 02:36 PM (ccf/V) 8
Certainly looks like she lied yeah. In a really odd way, too. Why even make this up??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 02:37 PM (KyEAU) 9
Alternate title: Attention Whore Whores for Attention; Gets Busted Being a Whore
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 02:37 PM (ccf/V) 10
She lied???
Imagine my surprise. Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2026 02:37 PM (2WIwB) 11
This weaksauce story (annoyingly) popped up on my feed while I was away.
I paid little attention to it, but my instant reaction was that this cunt was 100% full of shit, and that it would be exposed quickly. Gee, it turns out I was right. Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 24, 2026 02:38 PM (iFTx/) Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 24, 2026 02:38 PM (NnhvP) 13
I got nuthin' on this topic.
Posted by: Don Black at September 24, 2026 02:38 PM (ZxPkt) 14
When you think about it, aren't we ALL holdout jurors in a famous cannibal murder case? In our own way?
Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 02:38 PM (YWUqf) 15
Certainly looks like she lied yeah. In a really odd way, too. Why even make this up??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 02:37 PM (KyEAU) Because she can. Posted by: And it gets attention at September 24, 2026 02:38 PM (TbWk/) 16
I've never listened to one second of CandyO, nor SunnyH. I must be racist. Or a misogynist. Or both.
Posted by: Beneath Contempt at September 24, 2026 02:39 PM (Fn+3X) 17
In before the 'nothing will happen' guy.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 02:39 PM (ccf/V) 18
Raise your hand if you were caught lying publicly and kept your job.
Posted by: Beartooth at September 24, 2026 02:39 PM (KWbVO) Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 24, 2026 02:39 PM (sIUuR) 20
I can't keep all these media hacktards straight.
Which one is Sunny Owens and which is Candy Hostin? Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at September 24, 2026 02:40 PM (GD2xa) 21
Shipwreckedcrew
@shipwreckedcrew 1h Unreal. This should drive her off the program. —- I wouldn’t bet any real money on that. Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 02:40 PM (6ydKt) Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 24, 2026 02:40 PM (j+aD2) 23
Why lie about it? Is she (and the rest of that coven) so desperate for LIKES and audience approval that they will say anything? I she selling the words out of her mouth for a nice paycheck? Does that make her an actress or a whore?
Ya know, I just don't care. Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2026 02:40 PM (2WIwB) 24
Her lips are moving so its a given that she's lying.
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at September 24, 2026 02:40 PM (Q/FnY) 25
Did she think no one would check?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 24, 2026 02:40 PM (2UnvF) 26
I taught Elvis how to gyrate.
Posted by: Forest Gump at September 24, 2026 02:41 PM (wVcYX) 27
Rakowitz was a lovely fellow. Fed the homeless, don't you know
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 24, 2026 02:41 PM (NGWpV) 28
23 Why lie about it? Is she (and the rest of that coven) so desperate for LIKES and audience approval that they will say anything? I she selling the words out of her mouth for a nice paycheck? Does that make her an actress or a whore?
Ya know, I just don't care. Posted by: Diogenes at September 24, 2026 02:40 PM (2WIwB) Actresses and whores...the difference is sometimes the amount of money they'll ask for... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 02:41 PM (l3cgK) Posted by: Every Democrat Everywhere at September 24, 2026 02:41 PM (vRYMt) 30
Why lie about it?
this is the question I asked this morning. why lie? it can be checked? I think they live in fantasy land. she made up a story in her head with part reality and part fiction but to her it's all real it's bizarre Diogenes if anyone should understand why people act like this, it's probably you Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 24, 2026 02:42 PM (j+aD2) 31
The crazy thing is that I agree with Hostin for once in her life, when she says that we shouldn't persecute or bother jurors for their decisions. Any judge worth a damn and with a shred of honor would have blow that defense attorney out of the water for his antics and statements. He is apparently under bar investigation at least.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 02:42 PM (KyEAU) 32
24 Her lips are moving so its a given that she's lying.
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at September 24, 2026 02:40 PM (Q/FnY) Even Kumala Whorris? Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 02:42 PM (l3cgK) 33
I guess negative attention to an attention whore is still attention for an attention whore.
Posted by: nckate at September 24, 2026 02:42 PM (enNUy) 34
31 The crazy thing is that I agree with Hostin for once in her life, when she says that we shouldn't persecute or bother jurors for their decisions. Any judge worth a damn and with a shred of honor would have blow that defense attorney out of the water for his antics and statements. He is apparently under bar investigation at least.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 02:42 PM (KyEAU) To many dirty judges, DAs, cops... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 02:43 PM (l3cgK) 35
21 Shipwreckedcrew
@shipwreckedcrew 1h Unreal. This should drive her off the program. Why? The whole show is lies and propaganda. Posted by: It's not like they trade in truth and integrity at September 24, 2026 02:43 PM (TbWk/) 36
In the clip she boasts of being cited in the NYT. I've been quoted in the Times also, back when it was a real newspaper.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 24, 2026 02:43 PM (bX16E) 37
"Nicolas Fondacaro of MRC says the evidence isn't as clear as that NY Daily News article makes it seem. He says that Sonny Hostin was reported by one outlet as being one of the two holdout jurors."
I read the link. What she said at the time was this: We don't think he intended to kill her," said a juror, Asuncion Cummings [Sonny Hostin]. "But once he did, he dismembered her body in an effort to commit the perfect crime." That statement has nothing to do with any insanity defense. She's basically saying he knew exactly what he was doing, but guilty of some lesser offense than murder. Even if she was holding out on that basis, she's still lying now by claiming she was holding out because he was legally insane. Bottom line: Stank Bitch Speaketh With Forked Tongue. Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 24, 2026 02:43 PM (iFTx/) Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 02:43 PM (77rzZ) 39
Breaking. Oxford English Dictionary has made holdout juror in a cannibal murder case the 2026 Word of the Year.
Holdout Juror In a Cannibal Murder Case (n) A person who remembers the past fondly and accurately and also as a "teachable moment" ex. 1. This cereal is so good it reminds me of the time I was a holdout juror in a cannibal murder case.° Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 02:44 PM (YWUqf) 40
Its mind-boggling that she makes literally millions of dollars a year and YET that's not enough--she had to put it at risk (mildly) by inserting herself into history and lying her ass off. There are street-walkers with more dignity than that.
Posted by: Crusader at September 24, 2026 02:45 PM (TN0g+) 41
In the clip she boasts of being cited in the NYT. I've been quoted in the Times also, back when it was a real newspaper.
I was on the front page of the Oregon Statesman newspaper! When I was like 9 years old, in a silhouette, playing on playground equipment. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 02:45 PM (KyEAU) 42
All the leftists on TV are going to turn into the embellishment guy from Saturday Night Live, aren't they.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 02:45 PM (ccf/V) 43
Fake, but accurate.
Posted by: Dan Rather, Hardbitten Newsman at September 24, 2026 02:45 PM (wVcYX) 44
Was she even on the jury? Or in town for the trial?
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 24, 2026 02:45 PM (4NO2D) 45
Kind of sucks. Everyone gets to sit in on all these sensational jury pools and the only time I sat on a jury was for some lady who was siphoning funds from a used car dealer. The trial was without sesationalism, however. She cried so hard the top row of her false teeth skirted out and slid off the table.
Let this be a lesson, everyone. Don't do Meth. Posted by: Orson at September 24, 2026 02:46 PM (dIske) 46
Leftist want so badly to be evil that they lie and pretend to be evil, even when they're good.
Posted by: zombie at September 24, 2026 02:46 PM (Av6i5) 47
The holdout was an unemployed guy who wanted the $15/day juror stipend to continue,
Free food, free room... FREE WILLY! Posted by: 88C+u thought that was supposed to be a joke at September 24, 2026 02:47 PM (88C+u) 48
I have only been on two juries that concluded. A third started then settled. One was a case where someone got into a car accident and missed a bunch of work, and one was a dad molesting his daughter. That second one was really tough.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 02:47 PM (KyEAU) 49
Free food, free room... FREE WILLY! Posted by: 88C+u thought that was supposed to be a joke at September 24, 2026 02:47 PM (88C+u) FREE MY WILLY! Posted by: Porn Parodies at September 24, 2026 02:47 PM (ccf/V) 50
Did she think no one would check?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 24, 2026 02:40 PM (2UnvF) . The Left lies about checkable shit every waking breath. They never apologize, never back down, and what's more they never stop repeating the lie. Why do we think this is new? This is now a National Conversation and that is literally the only thing that matters to them. Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 02:47 PM (YWUqf) 51
I was interviewed on TV as a volunteer working on building a city children's park.
I was very pleased that they edited out 90% of my idiotic comments before the broadcast and kept me from looking like a special needs kid. Posted by: toby928(c) at September 24, 2026 02:47 PM (4NO2D) 52
39 Breaking. Oxford English Dictionary has made holdout juror in a cannibal murder case the 2026 Word of the Year.
Holdout Juror In a Cannibal Murder Case (n) A person who remembers the past fondly and accurately and also as a "teachable moment" ex. 1. This cereal is so good it reminds me of the time I was a holdout juror in a cannibal murder case.° Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 02:44 PM (YWUqf) I could see that added to Urban Dictionary... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 24, 2026 02:48 PM (l3cgK) 53
Why is Sunny Hostin lying about being the hold out juror?
Lying is safer. Telling an unguarded truth can get them in trouble. Posted by: t-bird at September 24, 2026 02:48 PM (3s43i) 54
My Hammer essay is complete. Longest essay I've written. And I feel like I kept it short, too.
It will go out 10/24, though. I have something else for 10/3. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 02:48 PM (I7axw) 55
Its mind-boggling that she makes literally millions of dollars a year and YET that's not enough--she had to put it at risk (mildly) by inserting herself into history and lying her ass off. There are street-walkers with more dignity than that.
Posted by: Crusader at September 24, 2026 02:45 PM (TN0g+) That's literally what she makes millions a year to do. Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 02:49 PM (YWUqf) 56
Speaking about Once Upon a Time in Hollywood from the precious thread...combining it with my squirrel thoughts on the Butcher of Tompkins Park...
Looked up what happened to the Butcher of Tompkins... found not guilty by reason of insanity for the 1989 murder and dismemberment. A jury in 2004 found him no longer dangerous, but a judge, thank heavens, ruled he still suffers from a dangerous mental disorder and requires continued retention, and he still remains under institutionalized psychiatric care. Hopefully for life. What if the judge was an activist and said he was cured? He would be free now. One of the Manson cult chicks found guilty was eventually let free. Andrea Yates could petition to be set free, but she apparently chooses to stay in the facility and waives her right to a sanity review. All murderers, serial killers, baby killers, human butchers are clearly insane. At what point do woke feminist Karens say yes, they're insane, but also incredibly guilty? To protect society, lock them up? That's no longer the default due to activism. I feel like the Clancy case eroded that, and more and more evil psychopaths will go free. Would Charles Manson be found guilty now? Posted by: LizLem at September 24, 2026 02:49 PM (Toos7) 57
I was on the front page of the Oregon Statesman newspaper! When I was like 9 years old, in a silhouette, playing on playground equipment.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 02:45 PM (KyEAU) So 20 years ago. Posted by: BREAKING NEWS at September 24, 2026 02:49 PM (nvKZ7) Posted by: United Airlines at September 24, 2026 02:49 PM (TN0g+) 59
My Hammer essay is complete. Longest essay I've written. And I feel like I kept it short, too
dang you did an essay on MC Hammer? Is it about his parachute pants? Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 02:49 PM (KyEAU) 60
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Free food, free room... FREE WILLY! Posted by: 88C+u thought that was supposed to be a joke at September 24, 2026 02:47 PM (88C+u) FREE MY WILLY! Posted by: Porn Parodies at September 24, 2026 02:47 PM (ccf/V) Free Willy Returns! Posted by: John Bobbit, Uncut at September 24, 2026 02:49 PM (l3cgK) 61
34 31 The crazy thing is that I agree with Hostin for once in her life, when she says that we shouldn't persecute or bother jurors for their decisions. Any judge worth a damn and with a shred of honor would have blow that defense attorney out of the water for his antics and statements. He is apparently under bar investigation at least.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 02:42 PM (KyEAU) __________________________________ Do you think she said that for good reasons, or to protect her own posterior relative to the case she said she sat on? Keep in mind, someone with that sort of ego would think she's relevant in that regard despite how long ago it occurred. Posted by: Orson at September 24, 2026 02:50 PM (dIske) 62
Got called as a witness in a drunk driving case once. The guy pled out just before the trial was going to start.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 24, 2026 02:50 PM (iIyc0) 63
Hostin's a legend, in her own mind.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 24, 2026 02:50 PM (2Cry5) 64
62 Got called as a witness in a drunk driving case once. The guy pled out just before the trial was going to start.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 24, 2026 02:50 PM (iIyc0) I initially misread that as "The guy bled out"... Posted by: John Bobbit, Uncut at September 24, 2026 02:51 PM (l3cgK) 65
Free food, free room... FREE WILLY!
Posted by: 88C+u thought that was supposed to be a joke at September 24, 2026 02:47 PM (88C+u) FREE MY WILLY! Posted by: Porn Parodies at September 24, 2026 02:47 PM (ccf/V) That really was the actual me on screen. Posted by: Mr. Long Dong Silver, retired at September 24, 2026 02:51 PM (wVcYX) 66
59 My Hammer essay is complete. Longest essay I've written. And I feel like I kept it short, too
dang you did an essay on MC Hammer? Is it about his parachute pants? Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 02:49 PM (KyEAU) ======= Hammer time fills me with rhythm, man. When you talkin' 'bout the Hammer, you're talkin' 'bout a show that's hyped and tight. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 02:51 PM (I7axw) 67
dang you did an essay on MC Hammer? Is it about his parachute pants?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor His relationship with the Addams Family. Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2026 02:51 PM (YZ0Fo) 68
Do you think she said that for good reasons, or to protect her own posterior relative to the case she said she sat on?
I am not sure she has an original thought in her head at any time so probably got it from someone else. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 02:51 PM (KyEAU) 69
I love this for her!!! LIAR!
Flyin' high as the King of Ortho at the university said my dude's MRI was "over read" for doom by the radiologist (surgery and six weeks of crutches). PT for 12 weeks and muscle strengthening. I read last night that 1 out of 3 radiologists over read reports. This Doc (who is the doc of professional teams) normally only sees patients under 50yrs for sports medicine stuff. I told him I wished he had a hotline for retired neurotic RN's. His assistant told me that she was the hotline based on my note of him being a former elite runner...she got him in. I thanked her. Thanks to any who prayed as that was a comfort and I might sleep normally again vs my 4am stress alarm going off for a month. Thankful. Now to read about crazy Candace below. Wow...Weinstein, Candy? Really??? Love y'all. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 24, 2026 02:51 PM (hzuYO) 70
I think we've reached peak woke when we have celebrities lying about letting cannibal murders go...I mean it must be right?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 02:52 PM (sKqQm) 71
Was she even on the jury? Or in town for the trial?
She's a survivor. She had the potential of being called to jury duty. Posted by: David Hogg at September 24, 2026 02:52 PM (3s43i) 72
>>> According to this article, Asunción "Sunny" Cummings Hostin is actually upset with the holdout juror, saying she believed the cannibal defendant was aware of his actions.
She misremembered in her mind? She and her son are NOT good at getting their stories straight. Why was he REALLY by those train tracks in a bad part of town at night? Posted by: LizLem at September 24, 2026 02:52 PM (Toos7) 73
Grok confirms her true name prior to changing it was "Asunción Cummings."
_____ Asuncion junction , what's your function.... Working out lies and fibs and assumptions Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 24, 2026 02:52 PM (p5G+S) 74
I initially misread that as "The guy bled out"...
Posted by: John Bobbit, Uncut at September 24, 2026 02:51 PM (l3cgK) Considering how he crashed into someone, I'd have been okay with that. Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 24, 2026 02:52 PM (iIyc0) 75
off wit this sock
Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at September 24, 2026 02:53 PM (l3cgK) Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 02:53 PM (YWUqf) 77
It wasn't cannibalism-cannibalism.
Posted by: Whoopi Goldberg at September 24, 2026 02:54 PM (/OKHJ) 78
Afternoon.
Crazy bitches yo the left of me, crazy bitches to the right. Islam right in front of me looking better by the day. Posted by: Robert at September 24, 2026 02:55 PM (p71VW) 79
think we've reached peak woke when we have celebrities lying about letting cannibal murders go...I mean it must be right?
Posted by: 18-1 I hate to be the bearer of bad news... Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2026 02:55 PM (+mpku) 80
I knew she was lying as soon she said one of them threw a chair at her. Projection.
Posted by: Lurkyloo at September 24, 2026 02:55 PM (ort2b) 81
Let he who has not lied about setting a cannibal murderer free cast the first stone.
Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 02:55 PM (YWUqf) Posted by: Wenda at September 24, 2026 02:55 PM (yGX8n) 83
I hate to be the bearer of bad news...
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2026 02:55 PM (+mpku) LMAO seriously Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 02:55 PM (YWUqf) 84
There was that episode of criminal minds where the killer served the dead people in a soup to the volunteers that were looking for the missing person.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2026 02:55 PM (YZ0Fo) 85
Speaking of free willies, I just stumbled onto Beckster's post here -
@shannonrwatts United employees forced a 25 year old woman to return to her seat next to a man who was masturbating (, United claimed I hope the woman doesn't take that money because that - literally - makes her a whore. If that's the baseline then any creep can just whip it out and go for it. Oh, it also makes United staff into pimps. They're the ones paying the women on their planes for creeps to spank it at them. I am glad she reported it thus saving her honor. Not so much United's. Posted by: 88C+u at September 24, 2026 02:56 PM (88C+u) 86
willowed - again
263 No but everyone knows how the system works, and its coercive and evil. As the Eagles put it: "Come sit down here beside me, honey. Let's have a little heart to heart. Now look at me and tell me, darlin', how badly do you want this part? Are you willing to sacrifice? And are you willing to be real nice?" --The King of Hollywood Posted by: Christopher R Taylor ---- Actors and performers should be segregated from civil society as they were from the beginning of time until the latter part of the 20th Century. Weinstein, as far as any correction of that system goes is nothing. He is a sacrificial distraction from the corruption of Hollywood and the law. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 02:56 PM (+UcOf) 87
Flyin' high as the King of Ortho at the university said my dude's MRI was "over read" for doom by the radiologist (surgery and six weeks of crutches). PT for 12 weeks and muscle strengthening.
Wonderful news. You can do a workout video like Jane Fonda! Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 02:56 PM (KyEAU) 88
Hey, Wenda's here! Hi, Wenda!
Posted by: Bulg at September 24, 2026 02:56 PM (77rzZ) 89
United employees forced a 25 year old woman to return to her seat next to a man who was masturbating (, United claimed because the flight was full. After landing, the airline told the woman it was her responsibility to contact police and gave her a $100 travel credit.
I gotta fly too you know Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at September 24, 2026 02:57 PM (sKqQm) 90
>>> Its mind-boggling that she makes literally millions of dollars a year and YET that's not enough--she had to put it at risk (mildly) by inserting herself into history and lying her ass off. There are street-walkers with more dignity than that.
And she's married to a doctor worth millions...who she almost didn't marry because he's shorter than her. So she's dumb AND shallow. I wonder if her husband looks a her and their son is and is like, please, just STOP already. But he was involved in a case himself in 2024, with 200 other doctors in NYC, with RICO charges against him about fraudulent insurance claims. But it looks like the case was later dropped. Posted by: LizLem at September 24, 2026 02:57 PM (Toos7) 91
There was that episode of criminal minds where the killer served the dead people in a soup to the volunteers that were looking for the missing person.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2026 02:55 PM (YZ0Fo) Sounds like Cartman in South Park. Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 24, 2026 02:57 PM (iIyc0) 92
If the cannibal don't eat, you must acqueat!!!
Posted by: Zombie Johnny Cochrane at September 24, 2026 02:57 PM (YWUqf) 93
I don't know why I like vtubers so much. I don't even play vidyer games.
https://youtube.com/shorts/3kF__CbMz-E Posted by: Robert at September 24, 2026 02:58 PM (C1zcE) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 02:58 PM (+UcOf) 95
but a judge, thank heavens, ruled he still suffers from a dangerous mental disorder and requires continued retention, and he still remains under institutionalized psychiatric care. Hopefully for life.
Posted by: LizLem at September 24, 2026 02:49 PM (Toos7) ______________________ Oh wow, so the guy is still alive. LET HIM OUT!!! We'll see if Sonny still holds the same views when this guy finds out there is a juror playing fast and loose with the truth on something that incarcerated him for decades. I think she'd change her tune if some wild looking lunatic with a history of cannibalism showed up at her door carring a George Foreman Grill. Posted by: Orson at September 24, 2026 02:58 PM (dIske) 96
Sounds like Cartman in South Park. Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 24, 2026 02:57 PM (iIyc0) He served Ass Burgers. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 02:59 PM (ccf/V) 97
@70 it wasn't successful even peak woke of the week. Peak woke is the lesbian bar adventure
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 24, 2026 02:59 PM (NGWpV) 98
54 My Hammer essay is complete.
Posted by:The James Madison So, what was the verdict: Estwing, Craftsman, Dewalt, Vaughan, or Milwaukee? Looking forward to the reveal. Posted by: Tool Time Tommy at September 24, 2026 02:59 PM (Fn+3X) 99
I don't know why I like vtubers so much.
Some of them are kinda fun I guess, but you know if they were hawt in real life they'd be on camera showing off the cleavicles, not using a cartoon fox Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 02:59 PM (KyEAU) 100
A hundred internet points to the first person who ties the Sunny Hostin cannibal story and the masturbating flight guy successfully together. My money is on Cicero.
Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 02:59 PM (YWUqf) 101
wasn't successful even peak woke of the week. Peak woke is the lesbian bar adventure
Posted by: Smell the Glove Woke 1.0 was crazy, man. Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2026 02:59 PM (YZ0Fo) 102
LOL... called this yesterday...
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 24, 2026 03:00 PM (mP0Kj) 103
Would Charles Manson be found guilty now?
Posted by: LizLem at September 24, 2026 02:49 PM (Toos7) The actual killers would have been convicted, probably, It’s debatable in regards to Manson, as Bugliosi had to spend a lot of time and energy to come up with the Helter Skelter theory to prove Charlie ordered the murders and was as responsible as the kids who did the deeds. I could see some slick lawyer today get a not guilty for Charlie. The only Family member who testified against them was Linda Kasabian and a good defense lawyer could throw some doubt on her due to her being an addict and probable prostitute. Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 03:00 PM (6ydKt) 104
it wasn't successful even peak woke of the week. Peak woke is the lesbian bar adventure
TBH, "lesbian bar adventure" sounds way more fun then "cannibal murderer trial" Especially if you can add busty to the first story... Posted by: Jeffrey Toobin at September 24, 2026 03:00 PM (sKqQm) 105
Netanyahu is at the UN.
The usual Jew-hating suspects are raging that he hasn't been tackled by international cops for having an international arrest warrant on him internationally, much less shot on sight. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 03:01 PM (KyEAU) 106
100 A hundred internet points to the first person who ties the Sunny Hostin cannibal story and the masturbating flight guy successfully together. My money is on Cicero.
Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 02:59 PM (YWUqf) and extra style points if it is written as a rhyme... Posted by: Romeo13 at September 24, 2026 03:01 PM (mP0Kj) 107
Ever here of this guy. Nicolas Claux, known as the "Paris Vampire," is a French killer and cannibal who was released from prison in March 2002 after serving over seven years of a 12-sentence.
Those wacky French. If I remember correctly, the guys defense was "it was consentual." Posted by: Orson at September 24, 2026 03:01 PM (dIske) 108
"Asunción Cummings."
I changed it because the kids on the playground called me Ass Cummings for short. Posted by: Sunny Hostin at September 24, 2026 03:01 PM (w6EFb) 109
I was on the front page of the Oregon Statesman newspaper! When I was like 9 years old, in a silhouette, playing on playground equipment.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 02:45 PM (KyEAU) Newspaper photographer wanted to snap a picture of me and the wife from behind. Her hair went down to her ankles back then, and it was fall in NJ, so we were both wearing long coats. She nixed it, so it didn't happen. I could tell the guy was crushed. He and I knew it would have been a great pic... Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 24, 2026 03:01 PM (08OqX) 110
> Peak woke is the lesbian bar adventure
That whole story is hilarious. They're going insane over removing the mask mandate one day a week. You can still mask up if you want on that day. Every other day of the week masks are mandatory. Posted by: bonhomme at September 24, 2026 03:01 PM (mkw2N) 111
Elizabeth Holmes will be released early from prison. She'll go to a halfway house in Austin next year. SMH
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 24, 2026 03:01 PM (NGWpV) 112
My Hammer essay is complete. Longest essay I've written. And I feel like I kept it short, too
------- dang you did an essay on MC Hammer? Is it about his parachute pants? Trust him. He knows what he's doing. Posted by: Oddbob at September 24, 2026 03:01 PM (vTZFs) 113
Body hammers, leather hammers, brass hammers, ball peen hammers, upholstery hammers, various blacksmiths hammers, sledge hammers, roofing hammers, claw hammers, assorted mallets and clubs, hammers for children, hammers for the elderly, rock hammers, hammers literally made from rocks, hammers forged in the heart of a neutron star, love hammers, stone hammers, crab hammers, pneumatic hammers, sexy sex hammers, hammers that keep you awake, hammers that put you to sleep, hammers with fiberglass handles, electric hammers, hammers larger than a man, carnival hammers, hammers too small to be seen by the naked eye, dulcimer hammers, hammers and eggs, steam hammers, water hammers.
Posted by: HAMMERS FOR SALE at September 24, 2026 03:01 PM (Tjq5Z) 114
Even at my young horniest I couldn't whip it out in a crowded airplane and do the deed, I do not understand that kind of attitude. Mr Happy gets shy in a crowd.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 03:01 PM (KyEAU) 115
Would Charles Manson be found guilty now?
Just need a defense attorney to argue he was just killing rich white people that needed killing and one woke juror so... Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 03:02 PM (sKqQm) 116
>>> United employees forced a 25 year old woman to return to her seat next to a man who was masturbating (, United claimed because the flight was full. After landing, the airline told the woman it was her responsibility to contact police and gave her a $100 travel credit.
Apparently there is a trend of people gooning in Dollar Trees on the merchandise. Gross. Crowder showed a clip of a man whose mom stumbled across a guy who had whipped it out in a Dollar Tree to get off on the merchandise, and he grabbed the man and was beating on him. Society is broken, logging more evidence into the record. Posted by: LizLem at September 24, 2026 03:02 PM (Toos7) 117
He served Ass Burgers.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 02:59 PM (ccf/V) Different episode. He served Scot Tenorman his own parents as chili in "Scot Tenorman Must Die". Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 24, 2026 03:02 PM (iIyc0) Posted by: Cow Demon at September 24, 2026 03:02 PM (dmtbP) 119
How severe is your "hero syndrome" when you have to co-opt the actions of someone else ... to still be the hero of your own story?
I think constant TDS must also rot other centers of their brains. Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 24, 2026 03:03 PM (HlyYF) 120
So if I showed up at the lesbian bar wearing a thong made of masks, a shirt that says "free mustache rides" and a mask on my face while claiming my pronouns are she/her would they me in?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 03:03 PM (sKqQm) 121
Breaking:
WNBA 'player' for the Dallas Wings, Arike Ogunbowale arrested at a Miami nightclub for punching a security guard. Misdemeanor Battery. Teammates protecting her and interfering with the arrest, including Paige Bueckers, were threatened with being tased. Dr. Steve Turley has the story - https://youtu.be/KYWggmofFWk Posted by: Count de Monet at September 24, 2026 03:04 PM (wVcYX) Posted by: Crusader at September 24, 2026 03:04 PM (TN0g+) 123
120 So if I showed up at the lesbian bar wearing a thong made of masks, a shirt that says "free mustache rides" and a mask on my face while claiming my pronouns are she/her would they me in?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 03:03 PM (sKqQm) __________________ You'd be the Headliner. Posted by: Orson at September 24, 2026 03:04 PM (dIske) 124
if I showed up at the lesbian bar wearing a thong made of masks, a shirt that says "free mustache rides" and a mask on my face while claiming my pronouns are she/her would they me in?
Posted by: 18-1 at As long as you couldn't pay the cover. Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2026 03:04 PM (YZ0Fo) 125
Always wanted a geologist hammer. Never got one.
Posted by: Pudinhead at September 24, 2026 03:04 PM (KGj36) 126
82 ChristyBlinky,
How did your reunion with your fellow nurses go? Posted by: Wenda at September 24, 2026 02:55 PM (yGX8n) ****** It was fun, altho there were only 4 of us from my class out of the 40 people there. The others looked like Karens. Two of the "girls" lived above me in an old historic (because I lived there) duplex. Hadn't seen them since graduation and we yapped for hours. I showed them photos of bf/husband with our grands and they couldn't believe the lunatic casanova bf settled down to be a good man. I lucked out. I did not go on the tour of the college or hospital or see the teaching mannequins as I didn't care. I also knew I'd mess with the mannequin and be inappropirate. Good to see you! Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 24, 2026 03:05 PM (hzuYO) 127
Jury nullification by protected class? What else is up for grabs?
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 24, 2026 03:05 PM (wxsGM) 128
106 100 A hundred internet points to the first person who ties the Sunny Hostin cannibal story and the masturbating flight guy successfully together. My money is on Cicero.
Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 02:59 PM (YWUqf) and extra style points if it is written as a rhyme... Posted by: Romeo13 at September 24, 2026 03:01 PM (mP0Kj) +12 if it's a haiku Posted by: what the cat drug in at September 24, 2026 03:05 PM (jrgJz) 129
WNBA 'player' for the Dallas Wings, Arike Ogunbowale arrested at a Miami nightclub for punching a security guard. Misdemeanor Battery.
Zer looks like zee could be Big Mike Obama's younger brother Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 03:05 PM (sKqQm) 130
Hostin lied, people dies.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at September 24, 2026 03:05 PM (E2K/A) 131
Some of them are kinda fun I guess, but you know if they were hawt in real life they'd be on camera showing off the cleavicles, not using a cartoon fox
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 02:59 PM (KyEAU) This is what TJM needs to transition his channel into. More people would watch a video of Jack Titty or whatever his name is if it was hosted by a fox girl with huge bouncing titties. Posted by: Robert at September 24, 2026 03:05 PM (+TdeV) 132
I could tell the guy was crushed. He and I knew it would have been a great pic...
Photographers see the world differently than you or I, they see the isolated bit of what we see the whole of, the part that will make up an amazing image. That's what they are doing when they do that goofy fingers in a square shape thing: isolating a section to confirm its value. Of course these days since you can reel off 999,000 pictures and don't have to worry about film there's no point in checking first. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 03:05 PM (KyEAU) 133
Why would Sunny Hostin lie?
------- Because she can get away with it and her colleagues will help. See also: John 8:44. Posted by: Oddbob at September 24, 2026 03:06 PM (vTZFs) 134
if it was hosted by a fox girl with huge bouncing titties.
Posted by: Robert at September 24, 2026 03:05 PM Calling Anna Puma, Anna Puma to the white courtesy phone.. Posted by: toby928(c) at September 24, 2026 03:07 PM (4NO2D) 135
A hundred internet points to the first person who ties the Sunny Hostin cannibal story and the masturbating flight guy successfully together. My money is on Cicero.
Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 02:59 PM (YWUqf) and extra style points if it is written as a rhyme... Posted by: Romeo13 at September 24, 2026 03:01 PM (mP0Kj) +12 if it's a haiku ----- I did it--see post at #122. Posted by: Crusader at September 24, 2026 03:07 PM (TN0g+) 136
Different episode. He served Scot Tenorman his own parents as chili in "Scot Tenorman Must Die". Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 24, 2026 03:02 PM (iIyc0) Huh. Musta missed that one....... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 03:07 PM (ccf/V) 137
This is what narcissists do. Every story is about them.
After many years of dealing with one, I realized: They aren't lying. They really think it happened that way. Because their memories ALWAYS make themselves the main character. Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 24, 2026 03:07 PM (N1DT3) 138
Jerking off in a Dollar Tree. We're not there yet, but we're getting closer to peak.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2026 03:07 PM (+mpku) 139
Even at my young horniest I couldn't whip it out in a crowded airplane and do the deed, I do not understand that kind of attitude. Mr Happy gets shy in a crowd.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 03:01 PM (KyEAU) Not an attitude. He gets off on it. Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 03:08 PM (YWUqf) 140
Why would you, uh, flog the dolphin in a dollar tree over in the parking lot like a normal pervert?
I mean people used to have standards Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 03:08 PM (sKqQm) 141
WNBA 'player' for the Dallas Wings, Arike Ogunbowale arrested at a Miami nightclub for punching a security guard. Misdemeanor Battery.
Teammates protecting her and interfering with the arrest, including Paige Bueckers, were threatened with being tased. Dr. Steve Turley has the story - https://youtu.be/KYWggmofFWk Posted by: Count de Monet at September 24, 2026 03:04 PM (wVcYX) ___________________________ She actually punched a cop, not a security employee. AND, her charges (all of them) were dropped in May 2026. DA didn't give a reason...just closed the case. Posted by: Orson at September 24, 2026 03:09 PM (dIske) 142
Masturbating flight
Sunny Hostin cannibal Full and full of lies Posted by: Crusader at September 24, 2026 03:04 PM (TN0g+) Nice. Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 03:09 PM (YWUqf) 143
136
Different episode. He served Scot Tenorman his own parents as chili in "Scot Tenorman Must Die". Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 24, 2026 03:02 PM (iIyc0) Huh. Musta missed that one....... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 03:07 PM (ccf/V) ====== "Made you eat your parents...nya-nya-nya-nya-nyaaaa-nya." "Dude...let's never piss off Cartman again." Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 03:09 PM (I7axw) 144
WNBA 'player' for the Dallas Wings, Arike Ogunbowale arrested at a Miami nightclub for punching a security guard. Misdemeanor Battery.
Teammates protecting her and interfering with the arrest, including Paige Bueckers, were threatened with being tased. They were big leaguing. "Don't you know who we are?" "WE GOT HER!!!" Like that means dick after she commits assault...... The entitlement generation........ Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 03:10 PM (ccf/V) 145
She actually punched a cop, not a security employee. AND, her charges (all of them) were dropped in May 2026. DA didn't give a reason...just closed the case.
Posted by: Orson at Some are more equal than others. Posted by: BruceWayne at September 24, 2026 03:10 PM (YZ0Fo) 146
More people would watch a video of Jack Titty or whatever his name is if it was hosted by a fox girl with huge bouncing titties.
There is a guy vtuber that has a girl with cat ears and big glasses. He doesn't even bother disguising his voice. Its very odd Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 03:10 PM (KyEAU) 147
I did it--see post at #122.
Posted by: Crusader It is a good haiku.....I offer you a laurel and hearty handshake Posted by: what the cat drug in at September 24, 2026 03:11 PM (jrgJz) 148
She actually punched a cop, not a security employee. AND, her charges (all of them) were dropped in May 2026. DA didn't give a reason...just closed the case.
I'm so old I remember when the FNM told me protestors pushing cops on J6 in DC was grounds for them to be shot. Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 03:11 PM (sKqQm) 149
Of course these days since you can reel off 999,000 pictures and don't have to worry about film there's no point in checking first.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 03:05 PM (KyEAU) Depends on the subject(s). Still life, fashion, architectural, and product shots still need good lighting and setups, so you put a lot of time into composition beforehand. Most everybody else; photojournalism, sports, paparazzi, etc. just hold down the button and get as many pics as flash and media storage allows, then pick and choose the best shots later. Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 03:11 PM (6ydKt) 150
148 She actually punched a cop, not a security employee. AND, her charges (all of them) were dropped in May 2026. DA didn't give a reason...just closed the case.
I'm so old I remember when the FNM told me protestors pushing cops on J6 in DC was grounds for them to be shot. Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 03:11 PM (sKqQm) ======= Attacking the Praetorian Guard is akin to attacking democracy. Attacking some cop in backwater Florida is no big deal. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 03:12 PM (I7axw) 151
Any chance Ebola will show up in WNBA?
Posted by: Pudinhead at September 24, 2026 03:12 PM (KGj36) 152
Only thing I have to contribute is one Hammer Toe.
Posted by: Podiatrically Speaking at September 24, 2026 03:12 PM (Fn+3X) 153
"Made you eat your parents...nya-nya-nya-nya-nyaaaa-nya."
"Dude...let's never piss off Cartman again." It came up again in the Simpsons/Family Guy show, where Cartman and Bart Simpson compare bad boy cred. Bart is naughty and mischievous. Cartman is psychotic and evil Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 03:13 PM (KyEAU) Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2026 03:13 PM (+mpku) 155
WNBA 'player' for the Dallas Wings, Arike Ogunbowale arrested at a Miami nightclub for punching a security guard. Misdemeanor Battery
Only males in Dallas get to be the Felons, their WNBA players have to settle for Misdemeanors. Posted by: 88C+u at September 24, 2026 03:13 PM (88C+u) 156
I haven't watched South Park in at least 10 years. Are they still making new episodes?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 03:13 PM (sKqQm) 157
151 Any chance Ebola will show up in WNBA?
Posted by: Pudinhead at September 24, 2026 03:12 PM (KGj36) _______________________ If one or more of the players isn't officially named "Ebola" I'd be surprised. Posted by: Orson at September 24, 2026 03:13 PM (dIske) 158
There is a guy vtuber that has a girl with cat ears and big glasses. He doesn't even bother disguising his voice. Its very odd
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 03:10 PM (KyEAU) Rev Says Desu! He's married to another VTuber named StrawB. An actual all original parts female. They had a kid just recently. Posted by: Robert at September 24, 2026 03:13 PM (KX5f0) 159
153 "Made you eat your parents...nya-nya-nya-nya-nyaaaa-nya." "Dude...let's never piss off Cartman again." It came up again in the Simpsons/Family Guy show, where Cartman and Bart Simpson compare bad boy cred. Bart is naughty and mischievous. Cartman is psychotic and evil Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 03:13 PM (KyEAU) ====== Pretty sure the Simpsons already did it, Professor Chaos. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 03:14 PM (I7axw) 160
Any chance Ebola will show up in WNBA?
Posted by: Pudinhead at September 24, 2026 03:12 PM Which one is she? Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 24, 2026 03:14 PM (sIUuR) 161
As her name suggests, "Sonny" Hostin used to be a male, and was unemployed at the time of the trial.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 24, 2026 03:14 PM (vbXSk) 162
Bart is naughty and mischievous. Cartman is psychotic and evil
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 03:13 PM (KyEAU) Ah. Woke 1.0 vs Woke 2.0 Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 03:14 PM (YWUqf) 163
156 I haven't watched South Park in at least 10 years. Are they still making new episodes?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 03:13 PM (sKqQm) ====== Yeah. New season is named South America because Trump is renaming everything. Last episode I watched was their feature length episode about influencers from 2-3 years ago. It was alright. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 03:14 PM (I7axw) 164
And now (OT) a story about kindly teens from
MA who helped a stranded motorist. " Sunny Skyz" site: https://tinyurl.com/5n7mxy9z Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2026 03:15 PM (JrHfD) 165
I haven't watched South Park in at least 10 years. Are they still making new episodes?
Yeah. Every once in a while the do one that's not about hating Trump. Its pretty well universally agreed that they have reached late season Simpsons quality of writing and ideas. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 03:15 PM (KyEAU) 166
The South Park video games (The Stick of Truth and The Fractured But Whole) are the last real gasp of quality from the franchise, and they're years old.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 03:15 PM (I7axw) 167
165 I haven't watched South Park in at least 10 years. Are they still making new episodes?
Yeah. Every once in a while the do one that's not about hating Trump. Its pretty well universally agreed that they have reached late season Simpsons quality of writing and ideas. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 03:15 PM (KyEAU) ======= "Simpsons did it!" -General Disarray Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 03:16 PM (I7axw) 168
I haven't watched South Park in at least 10 years. Are they still making new episodes?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 24, 2026 03:13 PM (sKqQm) They just got paid $1bn to jump to Paramount and make more episodes. They didn't have the balls to make fun of Owebama or O'Biden, but boy howdy are they stronk in their Trump hate...... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 03:16 PM (ccf/V) 169
Complaining about relaxing mask mandates five years after covid is woke 1.0. Lying about getting cannibal murders off for no apparent reason is woke 2.0.
Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 03:16 PM (YWUqf) Posted by: Crusader at September 24, 2026 03:16 PM (TN0g+) 171
Sunny doesn't need to "lawyer" her way out of this lie. She can just "View" her way out. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 24, 2026 03:16 PM (mmrXZ) 172
What the left has not grasped yet is Trump is renaming stuff not out of insanity but to mock the left's need to rename everything from the past. Its why he's on about wiping JFK stuff out as well: their erasing the past. Everything he does now is a huge finger to the crazed stuff the left has been doing for decades. Partly out of revenge, and partly to make a point
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 03:17 PM (KyEAU) 173
She is a Deranged Cunt. Why would she not lie?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 03:17 PM (dPOOv) 174
It came up again in the Simpsons/Family Guy show, where Cartman and Bart Simpson compare bad boy cred. Bart is naughty and mischievous. Cartman is psychotic and evil
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 03:13 PM (KyEAU) Parker and Stone described Cartman as the sludge at the bottom of everyone's soul. Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 24, 2026 03:18 PM (iIyc0) 175
She is a Deranged Cunt. Why would she not lie?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 03:17 PM (dPOOv) You shouldn't hold back. Let it out....... And you have POO in your hash. Poo is a funny word. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 03:18 PM (ccf/V) 176
There's talk the new season of South Park isn't featuring Trump anymore.
Posted by: 88C+u at September 24, 2026 03:18 PM (88C+u) 177
Everything he does now is a huge finger to the crazed stuff the left has been doing for decades. Partly out of revenge, and partly to make a point
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 03:17 PM (KyEAU) It's more than that. Their power to rename is the power to reshape history. He is reshaping it back. Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 03:18 PM (YWUqf) 178
They just got paid $1bn to jump to Paramount and make more episodes. They didn't have the balls to make fun of Owebama or O'Biden, but boy howdy are they stronk in their Trump hate......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 03:16 PM (ccf/V) Boy, no shit. I tried watching a couple of the newer episodes and changed channels. Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 24, 2026 03:19 PM (iIyc0) 179
I'd rather watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force reruns.
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 24, 2026 03:19 PM (sAnBa) 180
Hey, Sunny!
Rakowitz is still alive and willing to smoke that joint with you (even though you were an imaginary juror)! Try not to arrive with condiments. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 24, 2026 03:19 PM (hzuYO) 181
There's talk the new season of South Park isn't featuring Trump anymore.
Posted by: 88C+u at September 24, 2026 03:18 PM (88C+u) Don't care. They're hypocrite assholes who wore their welcome out YEARS ago. I've got nothing for them and will likely never watch another episode ever again. How's their restaurant doing where they were going to pay everyone $20+ an hour? It still thriving? Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 03:20 PM (ccf/V) 182
And the "serving dead relatives in a stew" is a tale as old as Atreus and Thyestes.
Posted by: 88C+u at September 24, 2026 03:20 PM (88C+u) 183
What difference, at this point, does it make?
Posted by: Old Lady Rodham at September 24, 2026 03:20 PM (2Ez/1) 184
Bitch is whack, esé
Posted by: Hilaria Baldwin at September 24, 2026 03:20 PM (dK+Kv) 185
182 And the "serving dead relatives in a stew" is a tale as old as Atreus and Thyestes.
Posted by: 88C+u at September 24, 2026 03:20 PM (88C+u) ======= "Made you eat your children, nya-nya-nya-nya-nyaaaa-nya." -Titus Andronichus Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 03:21 PM (I7axw) 186
There's talk the new season of South Park isn't featuring Trump anymore.
Posted by: 88C+u at September 24, 2026 03:18 PM (88C+u) Which means they're not planning on running against him for 2028. Like they once did with Bush in 2008 with McCain's gracious traitorous help. Posted by: ... at September 24, 2026 03:21 PM (YWUqf) Posted by: Count de Monet at September 24, 2026 03:21 PM (wVcYX) 188
No comment -
Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor · 51m Last night I planted an olive tree at Gracie Mansion with Palestinian families from Gaza. May peace be our future. Posted by: beckster at September 24, 2026 03:21 PM (kX27y) 189
I am shocked at all of you racists for putting a woman of color under a microscope like you do other women of color who lie continually. You do it to white women who also lie but they deserve it because slavery or something!
Posted by: Cheri at September 24, 2026 03:21 PM (oiNtH) 190
The Hill: Collins leads Maine Senate race by 3 points in The New York Times/Siena University survey.
What are you doing Maine? She hates you guys There’s a lot of dudes in lifted trucks paying 250 bucks a week in gas that can’t get over the fact that there might be a trans person playing women’s basketball somewhere in the country. These are the kinds of polls we need to see. Showing Republicans have a chance means nobody can be complacent in going to vote. I just went to a town meeting to try to stabilize rent for mobile homes and the amount of people using their keywords like socialism and communism but never actually making a point was a shock to me. One guy even threatened the select board with a lawsuit calling them thieves through taxation. I dont live in a wealthy town, and the price of housing has more than doubled in the last five years. Anyway, the rent stabilization ordinance was shot down. really, this should be penciled as an easy Dem win. Are Maine voters dumber than Texans? Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 24, 2026 03:22 PM (5HGTQ) 191
@NYCMayor
· 51m Last night I planted an olive tree at Gracie Mansion with Palestinian families from Gaza. May peace be our future. Posted by: beckster at September 24, 2026 03:21 PM (kX27y) What's a 'palestinian?' Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 03:22 PM (ccf/V) Posted by: four seasons at September 24, 2026 03:23 PM (/QHx4) 193
190
really, this should be penciled as an easy Dem win. Are Maine voters dumber than Texans? Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 24, 2026 03:22 PM (5HGTQ) ======== "Collins doesn't have a chance. Maine is finally getting rid of her. She hasn't led a single poll." -Reddit, October 2020 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 03:23 PM (I7axw) 194
Bulg,
I'm doing well. I had 3 minor eye surgeries in the past 2 months---all successful, but staring into the bright lights of a monitor has been painful. So I've been limited. But I keep track of you all. Transgressions will be noted. Posted by: Wenda at September 24, 2026 03:24 PM (yGX8n) Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2026 03:24 PM (+mpku) 196
But I keep track of you all. Transgressions will be noted. Posted by: Wenda at September 24, 2026 03:24 PM (yGX8n) shhhhhhhtttttttt......... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 03:24 PM (ccf/V) 197
161 As her name suggests, "Sonny" Hostin used to be a male, and was unemployed at the time of the trial.
Posted by: illiniwek Look how they massacred my boy! Posted by: Vito Corleone at September 24, 2026 03:24 PM (5HGTQ) 198
Elizabeth Holmes will be released early from prison. She'll go to a halfway house in Austin next year. SMH Posted by: Smell the Glove ================ I have the horrible feeling that Trump granted her request for early release. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 24, 2026 03:25 PM (mmrXZ) 199
Well if she was murdered and I am on the jury at least I know how the verdict should go.
Posted by: Skip at September 24, 2026 03:25 PM (Ia/+0) 200
Look how they massacred my boy! Posted by: Vito Corleone at September 24, 2026 03:24 PM (5HGTQ) I think you mean mascaraed. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 03:25 PM (ccf/V) 201
really, this should be penciled as an easy Dem win. Are Maine voters dumber than Texans?
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 24, 2026 03:22 PM (5HGTQ) Maine voters are dumber than a bucket of crabs. In fact, Maine voters are a bucket of crabs. But dumber than normal crabs. Intellectually disabled crabs. There are no humans in Maine. Posted by: tinfoil hat enjoyer at September 24, 2026 03:25 PM (sAnBa) 202
Will an olive tree survive a winter in NY?
you'd have to wrap it when it gets below freezing I think mine is coming on in when it starts to freeze at night Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 24, 2026 03:26 PM (j+aD2) 203
What's a 'palestinian?'
Posted by: Sponge The only kind of terro-muslim that other muslims can't stand. Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 24, 2026 03:26 PM (HeG1i) 204
8 Certainly looks like she lied yeah. In a really odd way, too. Why even make this up??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 02:37 PM (KyEAU) 137 This is what narcissists do. Every story is about them. After many years of dealing with one, I realized: They aren't lying. They really think it happened that way. Because their memories ALWAYS make themselves the main character. Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 24, 2026 03:07 PM (N1DT3) Boy, am I glad I did a search before answering CRT! Yes, what FV said. Posted by: SciVo at September 24, 2026 03:26 PM (ke3zm) Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 03:27 PM (ccf/V) 206
Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani
@NYCMayor · 51m Last night I planted an olive tree at Gracie Mansion with Palestinian families from Gaza. May peace be our future. Posted by: beckster at September 24, 2026 03:21 PM (kX27y) ________________________________ If I were a Republican residing in NYC, I would immediately go to the NY Parks department and ask to see a copy of Mamdani's tree planting permit. Because, I happen to know that in Manhattan, that is a requirement. Under Section 18-129 of the NYC Administrative Code, performing any unauthorized work—including planting a tree without a permit—carries a penalty of a fine of up to $1,000, imprisonment for up to 90 days, or both Posted by: Orson at September 24, 2026 03:27 PM (dIske) 207
There’s a lot of dudes in lifted trucks paying 250 bucks a week in gas that can’t get over the fact that there might be a trans person playing women’s basketball somewhere in the country.
There’s a lot of tiny girls whose parents pay good money to equip, coach, and pay the fees for their daughter to play against dudes paying 250 bucks a week for hormone treatments so they can pretend to be women and dominate girls in sports. But you don’t give one shit about the girls because your main objective seems to be to piss off dudes in trucks due to irrational hatred and otherism. Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 24, 2026 03:28 PM (6ydKt) 208
Of course she lied. Otherwise, she would have been crowing about this from the moment the Clancy trial ended. It just took her that long to come up with the lie, and then flesh it out. She really is a mental midget, not figuring out that folks can look up the truth.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 03:28 PM (gm+z0) 209
206 Under Section 18-129 of the NYC Administrative Code, performing any unauthorized work—including planting a tree without a permit—carries a penalty of a fine of up to $1,000, imprisonment for up to 90 days, or both
Posted by: Orson at September 24, 2026 03:27 PM (dIske) ======== For nobodies, sure. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 03:28 PM (I7axw) 210
If I were a Republican residing in NYC, I would immediately go to the NY Parks department and ask to see a copy of Mamdani's tree planting permit. Because, I happen to know that in Manhattan, that is a requirement.
Under Section 18-129 of the NYC Administrative Code, performing any unauthorized work—including planting a tree without a permit—carries a penalty of a fine of up to $1,000, imprisonment for up to 90 days, or both Posted by: Orson at September 24, 2026 03:27 PM (dIske) Seems you don't know who he is...... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 03:29 PM (ccf/V) 211
I believe her
Posted by: Jussie Smollett at September 24, 2026 03:29 PM (KaLR8) 212
Think could get some of Mamdani's olives on a salad made at a Jewish deli?
Posted by: Robert at September 24, 2026 03:30 PM (KX5f0) 213
LOL.
Which is worse? "I am the stupidest dumbfuck with the most deranged moral compass in any given room" OR "I am lying about being the stupidest dumbfuck with the most deranged moral compass in the room, because I want the stolen valor that comes from being the biggest 'tard in this grimy citadel of degenerate dumbfucks?" It's really hard to say. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 24, 2026 03:30 PM (+oUFo) 214
"what's a Palestinian"? This woman claims that she is one. What makes it worse, IMO, is that she's actually Jewish . "Legal Insurrection" site:
https://tinyurl.com/33jzw4ch Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 24, 2026 03:30 PM (JrHfD) 215
I have the horrible feeling that Trump granted her request for early release.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 24, 2026 03:25 PM (mmrXZ) Well, she conned gullible people out of their money. She's only a risk to any people dumb enough to do business with her. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 24, 2026 03:30 PM (dPOOv) 216
Heh, Netanyahu at the UN:
"If there are any other moral cowards who haven't left this hall, please do so now,' Posted by: fd at September 24, 2026 03:30 PM (SAHhM) 217
A pillar of The View, the very pillar of news reporting truths, dissimulating? I shan't believe it!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 24, 2026 03:30 PM (0sNs1) 218
They didn't say WHERE the tree was planted, however, if it's outside, it will be dead by Thanksgiving.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 03:30 PM (ccf/V) 219
179 I'd rather watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force reruns.
Frylock, Meatwad and Master Shake on The View would be must-see TV. Posted by: Delurker at September 24, 2026 03:30 PM (2Drhq) 220
For nobodies, sure.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 03:28 PM (I7axw) ____________________ That's one of the problems with the GOP. We aren't rabble rowsers. We should throw every over regulated, control mechanized law that THEY passed right back in their faces, even if it doesn't have a prayer of landing. Their rules. Posted by: Orson at September 24, 2026 03:30 PM (dIske) 221
Will an olive tree survive a winter in NY?
Is in a pot so maybe the plan is to pull it in for the winter months. If I were a New Yorker I would want a mayor more concerned about my city than some connection to Mediterranean plants, but that's just me I guess. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 03:31 PM (KyEAU) 222
Olives are like almonds, right? They want wet feet but dry air.
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 24, 2026 03:31 PM (4NO2D) 223
I'd rather watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force reruns.
Frylock, Meatwad and Master Shake on The View would be must-see TV. Posted by: Delurker at September 24, 2026 03:30 PM (2Drhq) I can do a pretty good Meatwad impression......I'd have to watch some episodes as I have no idea what he actually says, but....... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 03:31 PM (ccf/V) 224
What's a 'palestinian?'
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 03:22 PM (ccf/V) Golda Meir's birth certificate and passport said she was born in Palestine, so I guess it means Jewish. Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 03:32 PM (gm+z0) 225
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
I got genuinely enraged when I saw previews of that. It was so transparently and blatantly a crass commercial decision to craft a show deliberately meant to appeal to millennials with minimal effort to logic or design and the cheapest animation possible. "Kids will love this crap no matter how reasty and disgusting it is! We can make them cheer for the most horrible, obvious pandering imaginable!" Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 24, 2026 03:33 PM (KyEAU) 226
224 What's a 'palestinian?'
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 24, 2026 03:22 PM (ccf/V) Golda Meir's birth certificate and passport said she was born in Palestine, so I guess it means Jewish. Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 03:32 PM (gm+z0) ======== Why are Arabs taking white people names for their land like Palestine? Romans came up with that. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 24, 2026 03:33 PM (I7axw) 227
Elizabeth Holmes will be released early from prison. She'll go to a halfway house in Austin next year. SMH
Posted by: Smell the Glove ================ I have the horrible feeling that Trump granted her request for early release. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 24, 2026 03:25 PM (mmrXZ) ______ Eh. Yes, she was a total fraud. But the fraud was barely concealed. She was clearly pimping snake oil that any reasonable diligent investor would have spotted. But people are irrational and greedy and believe what they want to believe. Plus, her story was right out of Hollywood: young, attractive lady invents radical new medical test. So she and the company were hyped to the moon. But it was patently obvious bullshit. Fools are soon parted with their money, and all that. Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 24, 2026 03:33 PM (iFTx/) 228
Golda Meir's birth certificate and passport said she was born in Palestine, so I guess it means Jewish.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 03:32 PM (gm+z0) Wasn't Golda Meir originally Russian? Posted by: Robert at September 24, 2026 03:34 PM (KX5f0) 229
Golda Meir's birth certificate and passport said she was born in Palestine, so I guess it means Jewish.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 03:32 PM (gm+z0) Wasn't Golda Meir originally Russian? Posted by: Robert at September 24, 2026 03:34 PM (KX5f0) ________ Kiev! Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 24, 2026 03:35 PM (iFTx/) Posted by: Robert at September 24, 2026 03:36 PM (KX5f0) 231
"Wondering"........that's a tough one:
Liz Collin @lizcollin · 38m Submitted: A $250,000 grant from the Minnesota Department of Education to the Bloomington school district to find and retain non-white teachers. “We’re wondering if this is legal,” a district employee asked @AlphaNews . Posted by: beckster at September 24, 2026 03:36 PM (kX27y) 232
This is what narcissists do. Every story is about them.
After many years of dealing with one, I realized: They aren't lying. They really think it happened that way. Because their memories ALWAYS make themselves the main character. Posted by: Formerly Virginian The bride at every wedding, the corpse at every funeral, and the holdout juror in every court case. Posted by: mikeski at September 24, 2026 03:36 PM (VHUov) 233
Born into a Ukrainian-Jewish family in Kiev, Russian Empire, Meir immigrated with her family to the United States in 1906, later graduating from the Milwaukee State Normal School and found work as a teacher. While in Milwaukee, she embraced the Labor Zionist movement. In 1921, Meir and her husband immigrated to Mandatory Palestine, settling in Merhavia, later becoming the kibbutz's representative to the Histadrut. You may now continue.
Posted by: @SOEarpiece at September 24, 2026 03:36 PM (4NO2D) 234
Amazon Prime has a show called Fatal Fraud. Started watching it last night. It is amazing how greedy people are. Posted by: four seasons at September 24, 2026 03:36 PM (/QHx4) 235
Speaking of lying scrunts:
https://tinyurl.com/2kax4tks Must be a hit put out by Chuckie or Nancy if the NYT is going after a democrat. Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 03:36 PM (gm+z0) 236
Frylock, Meatwad and Master Shake on The View would be must-see TV.
Posted by: Delurker at September 24, 2026 03:30 PM (2Drhq) Carl can be a guest. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 24, 2026 03:37 PM (iulL+) 237
233 Born into a Ukrainian-Jewish family in Kiev, Russian Empire, Meir immigrated with her family to the United States in 1906, later graduating from the Milwaukee State Normal School and found work as a teacher. While in Milwaukee, she embraced the Labor Zionist movement. In 1921, Meir and her husband immigrated to Mandatory Palestine, settling in Merhavia, later becoming the kibbutz's representative to the Histadrut. You may now continue.
Posted by: @SOEarpiece at September 24, 2026 03:36 PM (4NO2D) I was wrong here. I guess it was just her passport. But her point was that calling someone Palestinian was misleading at best. Posted by: tcn in AK at September 24, 2026 03:38 PM (gm+z0) Posted by: Robert at September 24, 2026 03:38 PM (KX5f0) 239
I got genuinely enraged when I saw previews of that. ...We can make them cheer for the most horrible, obvious pandering imaginable!"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor --- Dumb is good, Think is sad; Be happy Dumb is malleable like metal, Think is brittle like glass Be metal, Be happy, don't break Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 03:38 PM (+UcOf) 240
Will an olive tree survive a winter in NY?
About as long as the promised peace with the "Palestinians". Posted by: It's me donna at September 24, 2026 03:38 PM (+gK6I) 241
Late to the party but OMG, how embarrassing.
Couldn't happen to a more deserving talking head and I love this for her. Posted by: CaliGirl at September 24, 2026 03:39 PM (kg+tO) 242
Well, that guy definitely looked insane, so I can see why he went for the insanity defense.
Posted by: pookysgirl, judging a book by its cover at September 24, 2026 03:39 PM (Wt5PA) 243
the fraud was barely concealed. Posted by: Elric The Blade ================ This is true, but I doubt that was the basis for her appeal. Also, she harmed a few patients, and her intent, holy fvck. She was knowingly putting bad diagnostics for lethal conditions out there in the public. Too bad she wasn't prosecuted for that, but I'd keep it in consideration in sentencing her. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 24, 2026 03:40 PM (mmrXZ) 244
On earlier topic - the WH pool reporting provided by Real America's Voice was outside the corporate news cartel, thus unacknowledged by the cartel. The judge ruled to restore the cartel's position. Down with the cartel!
Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 24, 2026 03:40 PM (zINbG) 245
Meh.
Anyone who looked at that skeevy muppet Sam Bank-Fraud and his greasy meth-monster paramour and said "shut up and take my millions" DESERVED to be robbed. But it's still a serious felony crime nonetheless, and so was Holmes' fraud, and it's made much worse by the fact that the people who invested nothing but believed that they were receiving real blood tests she used to perpetuate the scam didn't deserve it. She should rot in prison. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 24, 2026 03:40 PM (+oUFo) 246
new thread youse guys
Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 24, 2026 03:40 PM (CWTWj) Posted by: Ripley at September 24, 2026 03:42 PM (GUOwU) 248
I was wrong here. I guess it was just her passport. But her point was that calling someone Palestinian was misleading at best.
Posted by: tcn --- Think the Romans named the area Palestine when there were no arabs or islamists there. WAIT. They named it Palestine when there was no islam. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 03:42 PM (+UcOf) 249
RUSSIAN olive trees were introduced to the flyover states during the "dust bowl" era. It can get colder there than it does in NYC.
Turns out that the damn trees are now considered invasive in many states. OTOH, who thinks Mamdani was smart enough to plant an olive tree fit for the NYC climate rather than a Mediterranean cultivar? Posted by: Pillage Idiot at September 24, 2026 03:43 PM (HlyYF) 250
"Eh. Yes, she was a total fraud. But the fraud was barely concealed. She was clearly pimping snake oil that any reasonable diligent investor would have spotted."
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 24, 2026 03:33 PM ++++++++++++ Is this about us? Posted by: Walgreens Board of Directors at September 24, 2026 03:44 PM (2Ez/1) 251
NOOD
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 24, 2026 03:46 PM (iIyc0) Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 24, 2026 03:48 PM (+UcOf) 253
I knew it! LOL.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 24, 2026 03:54 PM (uhVAy) 254
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