Quick Hits

These are reportedly the founders of The Last Ditch lesbian/covid panic bar. And yes, this is real. Reportedly. I didn't take the picture myself so I can't be 100% certain.

Yikes on bikes! These are Suburu Service Center 1's.

I don't even know if they deserve a 1-10 rating. What rating would I give to a bushbaby? Or a lawn rake?

But apparently this is what the one on the left looked like in the 2000s. Leftism is progressive mental and physical disease.

Is this Pride-colored UFO over Iran some kind of previously-unknown B-1B variant? The Gay Lancer?

Marco Rubio remains tight-lipped.

The feds are cracking down on that thing that never happens.

Feds arrest, indict hundreds in Trump voter fraud crackdown: 'Catching it all over the country'
The Justice Department says its crackdown on noncitizen voting and election fraud has already produced more than 200 arrests and indictments, with that number possibly doubling soon and state election officials themselves now facing potential charges for looking the other way.

Since the Trump Justice Department warned state and local election officials that they could be charged with allowing fraudulent voting activities, more than 200 arrests and indictments have been secured in a crackdown on election fraud and noncitizen voting, and that number could double soon, a top official revealed to Just the News.
"I think there are a lot of nervous election officials because I think some of them know that they've been looking the other way when this is happening, and we're catching it all over the country," Assistant Attorney General Harmeet Dhillon said Monday night in an interview on the Just the News, No Noise television show.
Dhillon also hinted at further developments in the coming weeks, suggesting her department has developed evidence calling into question New Jersey's claim that a computer glitch allowed thousands of foreigners to register to vote in that state and about 400 to actually cast ballots in violation of law.
"I'm not sure we have the correct numbers from New Jersey. They're not really cooperating with us, and so we will get to the bottom of what happened there. And you know, New Jersey tried to blame a vendor for a mistake or a glitch, quote unquote. But you know, I think there'll be another side to that story," she said.
The software vendor Dhillon referred to is IDEMIA, which told Just the News in July that it was the responsibility of New Jersey officials to verify voter registration.
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Dhillon further stated that in the past several weeks, her office has indicted or convicted 67 individuals for election-related crimes, while the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) has made more than 160 arrests.
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Left-wing organizations, including the Brookings Institution, the Brennan Center for Justice, and the American Immigration Council, among others, have all claimed that noncitizen voting is either not happening or is incredibly rare.
Recent data suggests otherwise.
Over the weekend, DHS Secretary Markwayne Mullin told Fox News that his agency is investigating 1,620 cases of voter fraud involving noncitizens and has made 151 arrests. He said his department is also looking into an additional 300,000 cases based on states' voter rolls.
"We're scrubbing them. We're comparing them to those that are in the country illegally, those that are legal permanent residents and those that are citizens" Mullin told Fox News contributor and former White House spokeswoman Kayleigh McEnany.

Much more at the link.

I shan't believe it. All I know is that America has the most secure elections in history, at least when Democrats win. When they don't win, Jake Tapper writes books titled: Down & Dirty: The Stealing of the Presidency.

And I know nothing about Swedish election procedures, but I know it must be the case that this is the Most Secure Election in History because someone from the Global South/Red-Green Alliance won.

PeterSweden
@PeterSweden7

Swedish election update.
There's now the possibility of a NEW ELECTION in the affected area after authorities are investigating possible ELECTION FRAUD.
A man from Somalia who got Swedish citizenship 7 months ago was elected to parliament for the Left.
It's reported that people were given money and pre filled ballots and were driven to voting location.
The constituency of Dalarna could see a rerun of the election take place with around 223,000 eligible voters.

Investigators are looking into John Brennan's role in the RussiaGate foreign op against the president.

With the confirmation that former CIA Director John Brennan received a subpoena to testify in the ongoing "grand conspiracy" weaponization probe based in Florida, prosecutors appear to be zeroing in on how the ex-spy was at the beginning, middle, and aftermath of the Trump-Russia collusion narrative.
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According to the filing, government prosecutor Kurt Olsen told Brennan's counsel the probe is "far-reaching" and includes "issues at Mar-a-Lago and beyond." It is aimed at assessing whether Trump's civil rights were violated. The prosecutor reportedly told Brennan's lawyer he was also the "subject" of a separate investigation for alleged false statements to Congress.
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Brennan's fingerprints were on the opening of the federal probe that became the Crossfire Hurricane investigation into Trump and his campaign. Brennan previously testified to Congress in 2017 that the U.S. Intelligence Community had gathered evidence of contacts between the Trump campaign and the Russian government by July 2016 to initiate an investigation. It was at that point, he told lawmakers, that the CIA set up a special group with both the FBI and the NSA to probe alleged Russian efforts to interfere in the 2016 election.
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What Brennan did not tell congressional investigators at the time was that he was personally made aware of intelligence that same month that then-Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton personally approved a project to gin up a bogus Russia scandal against her GOP opponent, according to Special Counsel John Durham. Durham had probed the handling of the Trump-Russia investigation. Brennan even briefed President Barack Obama and senior administration officials on Clinton's plan, but, not only did Obama's team fail to stop it, it allowed the FBI to push the investigation into the same allegations raised by the campaign, Durham noted.
Durham ultimately concluded in his final report that the FBI had no verified intelligence or evidence when it opened the Crossfire Hurricane probe of President Donald Trump's campaign in the summer of 2016. Durham also found the FBI and Justice Department failed to follow their own standards and allowed the probe to persist with a questionable basis under the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act.

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1 Yep

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2026 06:30 PM (iulL+)

2 She has a fuller mustache than Hasan.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 23, 2026 06:33 PM (zZu0s)

3 I nood'd

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2026 06:33 PM (uipH1)

4 Arrrgg...My eyes!

Posted by: Bosk at September 23, 2026 06:34 PM (VMFAF)

5 A man from Somalia who got Swedish citizenship 7 months ago was elected to parliament for the Left.
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That's a pretty good grift if you can get citizenship and then be elected to high government office almost immediately.

How many times has that happened in THIS country?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 23, 2026 06:35 PM (FZ29D)

6 It's Aunt Bunny!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 23, 2026 06:35 PM (uipH1)

7 Why do these people at Talarico's church even call themselves a church? . They don't believe in God the Father. They don't believe in the literal resurrection of Jesus. You apparently can be an atheist to join as long as you love humanity and nature.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2026 06:35 PM (JrHfD)

8 Except for the part about having to accept unlimited immigration because Joseph and Mary were Illegal Immigrants, didn't you know that, Bigot?

Illegal immigrants? Bullshit. They were Roman subjects and paid their taxes to Rome.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 23, 2026 06:35 PM (I43vL)

9 How many people died insisting to their very last moment that Jesus came back? Why would they do that if it wasn't true? I'm not really religious in the practicing sense but something happened back then.

Posted by: Max Power at September 23, 2026 06:35 PM (SwyyQ)

10 that story is just .. it's amazing

it's lore

aliens are going to read that thing and destroy us out of sympathy

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 23, 2026 06:36 PM (j+aD2)

11 All publicity is great!

*looks at content*

Errrrr....

Posted by: man at September 23, 2026 06:37 PM (9ArQp)

12 Yes, I remember a reporter asking what the vehicle markings we used to identify them as friendly to our air force in the 1990 war looked like in a press conference.

Traitors all.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 06:37 PM (uhVAy)

13 You're just fucking with us, aren't you Ace.

Posted by: a.moron at September 23, 2026 06:38 PM (X5Jzz)

14 btw free way to read the lesbian bar story:

https://archive.ph/IWYc8

I do recommend it is AMAZING

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 23, 2026 06:38 PM (j+aD2)

15 So tired of people claiming to be Christian and not believing anything written in God's Word. They wouldn't have any "platform" were they to leave.

Same is true of half-assed Catholics, who are into abortion rights, or want homosexual marriages blessed. If they actually left the Church because they are no longer Catholic, then they wouldn't have a platform to rage from.

The all need to believe in their own convictions and fuck right off to fuck off mountain.

Or learn humility and discover that maybe, just maybe, Jesus wasn't kidding.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 23, 2026 06:38 PM (vSaT+)

16 Jonathan Richman is NOT dancing in that "bar"

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 23, 2026 06:39 PM (j+aD2)

17 "I think there are a lot of nervous election officials because I think some of them know that they've been looking the other way when this is happening, and we're catching it all over the country," Assistant Attorney General Harmeet Dhillon said
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Ditch-digging will relieve their anxiety.

Posted by: The Paolo at September 23, 2026 06:39 PM (RIvkX)

18 /huge sock off

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 06:40 PM (RIvkX)

19 It's just the MSG.

@Michael7ucci
Norwegian researchers locked a Chinese EV in an underground mine. It kept calling China.

90% of its encrypted data transmissions went to servers in China, violating EU privacy safeguards.

Assume this is all CCP EVs. We must keep them out of America.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 23, 2026 06:40 PM (HeG1i)

20 10 that story is just .. it's amazing

it's lore

aliens are going to read that thing and destroy us out of sympathy

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 23, 2026 06:36 PM (j+aD2)

Either that, or jump back into their space ships and GTFO ASAP, before they get infected by whatever we have.

Posted by: a.moron at September 23, 2026 06:40 PM (X5Jzz)

21 James Talarico's pastor says, on Easter of all days, that Jesus did not literally come back from the dead, which essentially nullifies all of Christianity. Except for the part about having to accept unlimited immigration because Joseph and Mary were Illegal Immigrants, didn't you know that, Bigot?
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Four-and-a-half minutes of pure, unadulterated 100% blasphemy and heresy.

He's no Christian.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 23, 2026 06:41 PM (FZ29D)

22 The bar is so in debt that the owner is sleeping in her truck and people are accusing her of “pushing people out of spaces” by making masks optional in a town that hasn’t had a covid case in two months.

I'm a lesbian and this is not just a thing in this community. It's a thing in our community at large. The annual Boston Dyke March still requires masking, even though it's held entirely outdoors. I'm really, extremely confused by the masking thing in the queer community. I don't see emphasis being put on other methods of infection control.

It seems to be driven by an effort to be accepting of everyone, but over time it warps to exclude people who don’t have the exact preferred ideology.

"by the time of Last Ditch’s monthly community meeting on September 11, only one of the original founders, Matellian, is still involved. The two others stepped back from the daily operation months before, Matellian says, citing various pressures and health issues. One had enrolled in clown school."

This could potentially be the funniest episode of Bar Rescue ever made

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 23, 2026 06:41 PM (UirZC)

23 I will never listen to anything coming out of the mouth of a muslim unless he's counting my change from the cash register.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 23, 2026 06:42 PM (5C90x)

24 LOL the top photo! No wonder they wear masks!!! Is the darkly bearded thing a female? Have mercy!

The little red Hitler moustache leader cracks me up. Chaz could teach them a thing or two about facial hair growing.

Wear masks or don't. Who cares? I read their little rainbow note of one day that masks are optional and it was addressed to "divas." Right, right, right.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2026 06:43 PM (hzuYO)

25 Glad they ate Lesbians because I would pity any guy who was with them

Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2026 06:43 PM (Ia/+0)

26 Spot-on, Ace!

1 - 10 ratings only apply within our species.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 23, 2026 06:45 PM (VyBeY)

27 I've seen England and I've seen Spain
They're spectacular - but so's Maine

Posted by: Jonathan Richman at September 23, 2026 06:45 PM (U/Byj)

28 Assume this is all CCP EVs. We must keep them out of America.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 23, 2026 06:40 PM (HeG1i)

hell our EVs burst into flame way too often. Hate to see what a TEMO EV does.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 06:45 PM (uhVAy)

29 I can't tell whether the woman on the far left has some kind of whiskers or whether that's just weird shadows on the photo. If it's just weird shadows she's the most normal looking, but I can understand why they might want to wear masks so as.to not show their faces, although apparently the hoopla was all about Covid masking nonsense, yes?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2026 06:45 PM (JrHfD)

30 No! aye Caramba...

No ze Gay Lancer... it's Zorro, ze Gay Blade!

Posted by: George Hamilton at September 23, 2026 06:46 PM (mP0Kj)

31 who?

Kara Swisher has reached a breaking point with one of the biggest media deals of the year.

The Bay Area tech journalist and podcaster says she plans to leave CNN rather than work under David Ellison once the merger between Paramount Skydance and Warner Bros. Discovery is complete.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 23, 2026 06:46 PM (CWTWj)

32 Kentucky Democrat Governor Andy Beshear says Democrats should defend men in girls' sports and locker rooms because “you don’t throw anyone under the bus.”
___________

This was dumb. His only hope for 28 is to position himself as a "sane" alternative to the DSA wing.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 23, 2026 06:46 PM (XvL8K)

33 25 Glad they ate Lesbians because I would pity any guy who was with them
Posted by: Skip

You know who else would eat lesbians?

Posted by: Cannibal Killer Sunny Hostin refused to convict at September 23, 2026 06:46 PM (UirZC)

34 The bar is so in debt that the owner is sleeping in her truck and people are accusing her of “pushing people out of spaces” by making masks optional in a town that hasn’t had a covid case in two months.

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Nice story bro. Why not sleep in the bar in a back room?

Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 06:46 PM (uhVAy)

35 Her is a weirdo. From Alpha News:
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BREAKING: St. Paul police chief sues Mayor Kaohly Her, alleges sexual harassment and retaliation
The lawsuit alleges Her twice touched Chief Axel Henry's upper thigh, referred to herself as a "MILF," made sexually suggestive remarks and created altered photos depicting police officials shirtless with "prominent bulges" in their crotch areas.

Posted by: beckster at September 23, 2026 06:46 PM (kX27y)

36 I wonder why the lesbos call their bar, "The Last Ditch" vs "The Last Bitch?"

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2026 06:46 PM (hzuYO)

37 "his could potentially be the funniest episode of Bar Rescue ever made

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 23, 2026 06:41 PM (UirZC) "

a redditor making sense? what strange timeline is this?

*looks around nervously to see if dogs and cats are living together*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 23, 2026 06:47 PM (VyBeY)

38 Remember most of the medical community and the entirety of the "health" establishment, local state and federal, exhibited no more intelligence or competence or integrity than the idiot bar people here*.

* a few notable exceptions, but still

Posted by: rhomboid at September 23, 2026 06:47 PM (U/Byj)

39 Kara Swisher has reached a breaking point with one of the biggest media deals of the year.

The Bay Area tech journalist and podcaster says she plans to leave CNN rather than work under David Ellison once the merger between Paramount Skydance and Warner Bros. Discovery is complete.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 23, 2026 06:46 PM (CWTWj)

Bet she takes the severance package.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 06:47 PM (uhVAy)

40 But apparently this is what the one on the left looked like in the 2000s.

Hmm...this page doesn’t exist. Try searching for something else.

Link goes to this, Ace.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 23, 2026 06:47 PM (sAmhv)

41 https://archive.ph/IWYc8

I do recommend it is AMAZING
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 23, 2026 06:38 PM (j+aD2)
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Any chance these girls ride Harleys?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 06:47 PM (RIvkX)

42 Well, the top photo does explain why they all wanted to wear masks for eternity.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 23, 2026 06:48 PM (6ydKt)

43 26 Spot-on, Ace!

1 - 10 ratings only apply within our species.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez

Maybe that's what "non-binary" means? They're so hideous they don't warrant consideration on the 0-1 would/wouldn't bang binary scale?

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 23, 2026 06:48 PM (UirZC)

44 Four-and-a-half minutes of pure, unadulterated 100% blasphemy and heresy.

He's no Christian.
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I don't think "he" is a he either.

Posted by: Crusader at September 23, 2026 06:48 PM (TN0g+)

45 Kentucky Democrat Governor Andy Beshear says Democrats should defend men in girls' sports and locker rooms because “you don’t throw anyone under the bus.”

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Except for the young women who have to put up with weenies in locker rooms, and the trannies who are stealing their sports.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 23, 2026 06:48 PM (qBdHI)

46 Quick hits indeed. Two top IRGC commanders killed by the good guys today.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2026 06:49 PM (UdrMW)

47 That thing over Tehran...I'd wager that the Iranians put it up...and it's not an aircraft. It's not a drone. It's an LED Kite.

It could have a number of purposes....such as air defense testing by tracking capabilities, reaction times, and sensitivity of their own local air defense systems without risking expensive assets. It could be an overt attempt to keep potential coup leaders wary by implying a watchful presence. It was right over Tehran. Likely not a US asset.

Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2026 06:49 PM (dIske)

48 Anyone serving as police chief, or joining the force, in Mpls/St Paul area reminds me of the "hikers" going to Afghanistan in the 90s. Darwin Award candidates.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 23, 2026 06:50 PM (U/Byj)

49 This could potentially be the funniest episode of Bar Rescue ever made

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 23, 2026 06:41 PM (UirZC)

That right there is funny, I don't care who you are !

Posted by: a.moron at September 23, 2026 06:50 PM (X5Jzz)

50 Any chance these girls ride Harleys?
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Subaru has never manufactured or sold production motorcycles. The company has not entered the two-wheeled market, and any references to a "Subaru motorcycle" are either custom builds, concept designs, or outdated rumors.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 23, 2026 06:50 PM (UirZC)

51 Quick hits indeed. Two top IRGC commanders killed by the good guys today.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2026 06:49 PM (UdrMW)

We need to find out what the next rank down is in the IRGC, they are probably out of commanders.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 06:50 PM (uhVAy)

52 >>>>>>>>>Kentucky Democrat Governor Andy Beshear says Democrats should defend men in girls' sports and locker rooms because “you don’t throw anyone under the bus.”
************
No. Some need to be thrown under the bus and then backed over to be sure.

Posted by: Cosda at September 23, 2026 06:50 PM (uDR/b)

53 >>I'm really, extremely confused by the masking thing in the queer community.

I'm not.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 06:51 PM (viF8m)

54 You missed the time Magazine 1974 article about the coming Ice Age...

But apparently then Total Doom was not worth a cover.

Posted by: George Hamilton at September 23, 2026 06:51 PM (mP0Kj)

55 This could potentially be the funniest episode of Bar Rescue ever made

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 23, 2026 06:41 PM (UirZC)

That right there is funny, I don't care who you are !

Posted by: a.moron at September 23, 2026 06:50 PM (X5Jzz)

I'm convinced there is a few right wing ringers in there with them.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 23, 2026 06:51 PM (uhVAy)

56 I'm a lesbian and this is not just a thing in this community. It's a thing in our community at large. The annual Boston Dyke March still requires masking, even though it's held entirely outdoors. I'm really, extremely confused by the masking thing in the queer community. I don't see emphasis being put on other methods of infection control.
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I'd estimate 10% on the bus wearing masks.
50% of dykes and queers
75% of Chinese elders

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 06:51 PM (RIvkX)

57 Figures it was a tranny trashing the women.

Posted by: Accomack at September 23, 2026 06:51 PM (GbONR)

58 53 >>I'm really, extremely confused by the masking thing in the queer community.

I'm not.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 06:51 PM (viF8m)

Yeah, have you seen what they look like with NO Mask?

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 23, 2026 06:52 PM (mP0Kj)

59 See, its Cultural Marxists pushing Trannies

Posted by: Skip at September 23, 2026 06:52 PM (Ia/+0)

60 The lawsuit alleges Her twice touched Chief Axel Henry's upper thigh, referred to herself as a "MILF," made sexually suggestive remarks and created altered photos depicting police officials shirtless with "prominent bulges" in their crotch areas.

Posted by: beckster at September 23, 2026 06:46 PM (kX27y)

She seems fun.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 23, 2026 06:52 PM (6ydKt)

61 I only go into the last ditch because they have cheap beer.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 23, 2026 06:52 PM (5C90x)

62 Quick hits indeed. Two top IRGC commanders killed by the good guys today.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2026 06:49 PM (UdrMW)
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*clinks champagne flutes*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 06:52 PM (RIvkX)

63 Someone needs to infiltrate the Last Ditch to see what goes on in there. Everyone welcome it says! Unless homophobic or racist and I forget what else.

I could fake it for 30min and check it out with a mask, but I don't live, thankfully, in Western MA.

Plus they'd hit on me and run me off with the icks.

I was hit on once in college by a normal looking lesbian and didn't know til my then bf/husband told me. I thought she was normal (and I'd had a few beers). I still got it.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2026 06:53 PM (hzuYO)

64 >>Yeah, have you seen what they look like with NO Mask?

Might I suggest bags?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 06:53 PM (viF8m)

65 Halfhand, as a follow up:

Previous el niños like this in western Oregon were "lots of snow with risks of mid-winter Chinooks to melt the accumulated snow" but not so many 17F nights. We might get an ice storm or two also.
Get that extra cord of firewood and make sure you can switch to batteries or propane for a couple of days.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 23, 2026 06:53 PM (rbvCR)

66 "Last Ditch" because nobody else will go out with them?

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 23, 2026 06:53 PM (qBdHI)

67 39 Bet she takes the severance package.

you know who else took a package in severance?

Posted by: lorena bobbit at September 23, 2026 06:54 PM (v3pYe)

68 45 Kentucky Democrat Governor Andy Beshear says Democrats should defend men in girls' sports and locker rooms because “you don’t throw anyone under the bus.”

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 23, 2026 06:48 PM (qBdHI)

________________________

Getting on record to stir the base. A few years from now when he is the Democrat nominee for President in 2028 he's deny saying any such thing.

Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2026 06:54 PM (dIske)

69 The only one of the lesbos that looks f'able is this one:
https://x.n0g.xyz/pic/orig/media%2FHS6igxTWgAACl14.jpg

And she is pretty cute. Even has a man in her pic, so she was at least trying to be normal at one point.

What a waste.

Posted by: No Name Today at September 23, 2026 06:54 PM (8mulE)

70 BREAKING: St. Paul police chief sues Mayor Kaohly Her, alleges sexual harassment and retaliation
Posted by: beckster

This pronoun thing is getting outta control.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 23, 2026 06:55 PM (HeG1i)

71 The lawsuit alleges Her twice touched Chief Axel Henry's upper thigh, referred to herself as a "MILF," made sexually suggestive remarks and created altered photos depicting police officials shirtless with "prominent bulges" in their crotch areas.

Posted by: beckster

"I bet your wife doesn’t have these cannons"?

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 23, 2026 06:55 PM (UirZC)

72 The oil spills caused by Iran are washing up to shore and killing off their shrimp industry.

* toasts San Franpsycho*

Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2026 06:55 PM (UdrMW)

73 68 Getting on record to stir the base. A few years from now when he is the Democrat nominee for President in 2028 he's deny saying any such thing.

Posted by: Orson at September 23, 2026 06:54 PM (dIske)

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A boring white dude with no national profile becoming the Dem nominee in 2028?

Hilarious.

Do you do standup?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 06:56 PM (38W+X)

74 BREAKING: St. Paul police chief sues Mayor Kaohly Her, alleges sexual harassment and retaliation
Posted by: beckster

This pronoun thing is getting outta control.
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*golf clap*

Posted by: Crusader at September 23, 2026 06:56 PM (TN0g+)

75 I wonder what the house drink is called.

I am having massive stress for my dude's ortho appt tomorrow.

Drinks would make it worse so not going that route.

I used to joke that I had him tied up in the basement and if he has surgery he won't be tied up but would probably be in the basement apt. Golly. I should stop joking for the rest of my life.

He's fine, my King of Incidental Findings. I'm convinced the head ortho doc wants him as a case study for residents. I'm going to crack up soon, not that anyone could tell the difference.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2026 06:56 PM (hzuYO)

76 top pic, one in the middle: mustache or nose hairs?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 23, 2026 06:56 PM (CWTWj)

77 For the most part, Lesbians are just ugly women who want to be loved and can’t get a man. They are ugly on the inside and out. Most men are repelled by that.

Sorry, not sorry.

Posted by: Czech Chick at September 23, 2026 06:57 PM (rg/w7)

78 A boring white dude with no national profile becoming the Dem nominee in 2028?

A white Obama. Makes more sense than Biden.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 23, 2026 06:59 PM (UirZC)

79 I'd call that 'The Three Baggers* bar.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2026 06:59 PM (UdrMW)

80 wants him as a case study for residents. I'm going to crack up soon, not that anyone could tell the difference.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat

This is most certainly true.

Posted by: Dr. Whatsamatta at September 23, 2026 07:00 PM (Fn+3X)

81 78 A boring white dude with no national profile becoming the Dem nominee in 2028?

A white Obama. Makes more sense than Biden.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 23, 2026 06:59 PM (UirZC)

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Biden was Obama's VP. Biden made a whole lot more sense than Beshear does now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 07:00 PM (38W+X)

82 Every time I see the guy?thing on the right I want to laugh. The glasses. The DYI bangs. The beard.

I'll bet her nickname is Flea or something like that.

Honcho Villa.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2026 07:00 PM (hzuYO)

83 Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2026 06:56 PM (hzuYO)

I'm sorry. I missed what is going on with your husband.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2026 07:00 PM (JrHfD)

84 76 top pic, one in the middle: mustache or nose hairs?
Posted by: gnats local 678
****

I know it's the horde mind in action.... but, damn son, you went there.

Posted by: clarence at September 23, 2026 07:02 PM (dyStT)

85 Her is definitely not a MILF.

Posted by: polynikes at September 23, 2026 07:02 PM (KC5Lt)

86 Jesus didn't really come back. That was just a lie by the Jews. Wait a minute.

Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 07:02 PM (vE0+H)

87 How are we going to win a war when we have Generals who used a comma instead of a semicolon in a report they wrote as a Major?????

Posted by: Minuteman at September 23, 2026 07:03 PM (47/pr)

88 87 How are we going to win a war when we have Generals who used a comma instead of a semicolon in a report they wrote as a Major?????

Posted by: Minuteman at September 23, 2026 07:03 PM (47/pr)

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"War?"
-Canadian military

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 23, 2026 07:04 PM (38W+X)

89
I'm sorry. I missed what is going on with your husband.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2026 07:00 PM (JrHfD)
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Nothing major I don't think. A torn muscle in his hip. AI says he's old and other muscles are supporting or something. No limp or pain. Found looking for something else.

I just freak out at the unknown and it's taken almost a month as the King of Ortho was out of town. I chose him as he's the best. He normally only sees patients up to 50yrs an professional athletes.

We have no idea why my dude was not booted off to a lesser man or sports medicine.

IF he has surgery, based on AI, he would be on crutches for 6wks. We have lots of stairs, which is why I have chosen the basement for him.

It is not a big deal, I just don't deal well with waiting or the unknown.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2026 07:04 PM (hzuYO)

90 The annual Boston Dyke March still requires masking, even though it's held entirely outdoors. I'm really, extremely confused by the masking thing in the queer community. I don't see emphasis being put on other methods of infection control.

It seems to be driven by an effort to be accepting of everyone, but over time it warps to exclude people who don’t have the exact preferred ideology.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions

Hey looks like some outside information is slowly percolating in!

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 23, 2026 07:04 PM (vJrRc)

91 Might I suggest bags?
Posted by: JackStraw at September 23, 2026 06:53 PM (viF8m)

I don't see any shortage of those.

Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 07:05 PM (vE0+H)

92 Oh, and Fen, my 95yr old mother is having issues in another state. Therefore I will soon break out in hives and join the lesbians.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2026 07:05 PM (hzuYO)

93
For the most part, Lesbians are just ugly women who want to be loved and can’t get a man. They are ugly on the inside and out. Most men are repelled by that.

_________

We know one who has handled our dogs when HM is in the Midwest. Nice lady and quite attractive.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2026 07:05 PM (eRlcH)

94 The lesbians really look like they have business acumen

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 23, 2026 07:05 PM (I6R/i)

95 So the whole lesbian trapped in a man's body thing is no longer a laugh

Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 07:07 PM (vE0+H)

96 @Ace: "But apparently this is what the one on the left looked like in the 2000s." { Link goes to dead post on X }

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines. at September 23, 2026 07:07 PM (O7YUW)

97 >>>These are reportedly the founders of The Last Ditch lesbian/covid panic bar. And yes, this is real. Reportedly. I didn't take the picture myself so I can't be 100% certain.

If it is real, it looks like a joke. Like it was Halloween or they lost a bet or something.

Posted by: No Name Today at September 23, 2026 07:07 PM (8mulE)

98
Yep!

Jack Mac

@JackMac
·
1h
The Lesbian bar in Western Mass causing a queer civil war thanks to lifting their mask mandates in 2026 is the story of the year.

You could sit down 10 of the best comedians and not come up with what this article gave us.

Posted by: beckster at September 23, 2026 07:07 PM (kX27y)

99 I will say a prayer ChristyB. You will get through.

Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 07:07 PM (vE0+H)

100 94 The lesbians really look like they have business acumen

ahem! acuwomyn.

Posted by: chamber of lesbian commerce at September 23, 2026 07:08 PM (v3pYe)

101 Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2026 07:05 PM (hzuYO)

I'm sorry. I will pray that rough places are made smooth for both your husband and mother.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2026 07:08 PM (JrHfD)

102 76 top pic, one in the middle: mustache or nose hairs?
Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 23, 2026 06:56 PM (CW
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I think she/he/it kept shaving those little patches for years to grow a sexy Hitler moustache. Otherwise no clue.

I don't think nose hairs...or that could be the huge reason for masks. Let us hope there is no septum ring.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2026 07:08 PM (hzuYO)

103 The Lesbian bar in Western Mass causing a queer civil war thanks to lifting their mask mandates in 2026 is the story of the year.

Begun, the Crone Wars have.

Posted by: Based Yoda at September 23, 2026 07:09 PM (UirZC)

104
I understand the rate of domestic violence among lesbians is really something. I guess any study will never be allowed to see the light of day.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2026 07:09 PM (eRlcH)

105 I understand the rate of domestic violence among lesbians is really something. I guess any study will never be allowed to see the light of day.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

How do you think U-Haul stays in business?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 23, 2026 07:10 PM (HeG1i)

106 ***state election officials themselves now facing potential charges for looking the other way
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JAIL THEM
let them spend the night in the tank - minimum - even if an innocent one is caught up in the sweep he will, in the future, not want a cheater next to him.

The cheating won't stop until the one's running the show face punition.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 07:10 PM (AJWch)

107 I'm sorry. I will pray that rough places are made smooth for both your husband and mother.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2026 07:08 PM (JrHfD

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Thank you. I am just being a nitwit as after a month of waiting I get loco.

Mother's stuff started this week and my brother is there. She's ok (I think). Back stuff at 95yrs old and she may be not so independent in the future. It's only a matter of time. I don't multi stress well anymore.

I'm praying a lot that this will pass and I can go back to regularly scheduled insanity.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2026 07:11 PM (hzuYO)

108 How do you think U-Haul stays in business?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 23, 2026 07:10 PM (HeG1i)
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Price gouging people who are fleeing Dem hellhole cities?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 23, 2026 07:12 PM (FZ29D)

109 Nice lumberjack shirt. I think I saw one like it at Frederick's of Hollywood.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 23, 2026 07:12 PM (guGkK)

110
BREAKING: St. Paul police chief sues Mayor Kaohly Her, alleges sexual harassment and retaliation
Posted by: beckster

This pronoun thing is getting outta control.
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Her's on first?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 23, 2026 07:12 PM (Cqx++)

111
JAIL THEM

_________

Prison bitches! Oh, we're not talking about lesbians?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 23, 2026 07:13 PM (eRlcH)

112 Something interesting just came out of the oven...bbl

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 07:13 PM (RIvkX)

113 Man. The more I see of Sydney Sweeney, the more I like her.

Posted by: Paco at September 23, 2026 07:14 PM (2L+MU)

114 Is it true that Brennen is a member of the Muslin Brotherhood?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 23, 2026 07:14 PM (AJWch)

115 Before I go, I'd like to share this story ( From "Sunny Skyz" ) about an animal rescue in MS which has a boot camp for orphaned baby raccoons. Hope you have a peaceful night, all:

https://tinyurl.com/msww2ctf

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2026 07:15 PM (JrHfD)

116 Cream cheese chocolate chip cookies.

Like a mini cheesecake.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 07:16 PM (RIvkX)

117 I see somebody shops at Big, Tall and Butch.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 23, 2026 07:16 PM (guGkK)

118 thanks, you too FS!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 23, 2026 07:16 PM (VyBeY)

119 112 Something interesting just came out of the oven...bbl
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Too soon!!!

Posted by: Mariah Thomas (put 1 month child in oven) at September 23, 2026 07:17 PM (UirZC)

120 >>>I didn't take the picture myself so I can't be 100% certain.

>Ace doesn't take his phone when he's noodling.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 23, 2026 07:18 PM (5C90x)

121 99 I will say a prayer ChristyB. You will get through.
Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 07:07 PM (vE0+H)
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Thank you. This is NOTHING except I don't handle stress well anymore.

In the past when stuff was every really, really bad I do well. Someone could bleed in front of me and I'm still calm. But make me wait and I become a loon.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2026 07:18 PM (hzuYO)

122 113 Man. The more I see of Sydney Sweeney, the more I like her.
Posted by: Paco

Well, you can see just about all of her in her new ads!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 23, 2026 07:18 PM (UirZC)

123
How does one mistake the oven for a crib.

She had to be on drugs.

Posted by: four seasons at September 23, 2026 07:18 PM (/QHx4)

124 Is that a lesbian or Oliver Hardy in a wig?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 23, 2026 07:18 PM (guGkK)

125 Cream cheese chocolate chip cookies.

Like a mini cheesecake.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 07:16 PM (RIvkX)
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Even from where I'm sitting 2000 miles away, they smell divine.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 23, 2026 07:19 PM (FZ29D)

126 But make me wait and I become a loon.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2026 07:18 PM (hzuYO)

Waiting sucks but for me uncertainty is worse. If or once you know he's having it you can prepare.

Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 07:20 PM (vE0+H)

127 Is that a lesbian or Oliver Hardy in a wig?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 23, 2026 07:18 PM (guGkK)

Yes.

Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 07:21 PM (vE0+H)

128 ChristyBlinky a prayer for his complete and speedy recovery

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 23, 2026 07:21 PM (RIvkX)

129 Somalians committing voter fraud in land populated by Nordics? I shan’t believe it.

Whats next Stockholm Learing Centers?

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 23, 2026 07:23 PM (jmRo5)

130 ..., How is Brit Lass doing?

Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2026 07:23 PM (DPPrP)

131 ""Yikes on bikes! These are Suburu Service Center 1's.""

Ghastly, just fucking ghastly.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 23, 2026 07:23 PM (S41Gd)

132 "Somalians committing voter fraud in land populated by Nordics"

just like minnesota

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 23, 2026 07:24 PM (VyBeY)

133 @128...thank you.

He "should" be limping weirdly or having pain based on the tear and retraction. He's doing neither, which is why I think he will be a case study.

I do hope no surgery and brand new pain for him (he has back pain due to long distance running and arthritis from his parents).

I will be a good nursie for him altho I hated ortho in school. Let's hope it does not come to surgery, and if it does he says it will have to be compelling before he will agree to it.

Maybe there's magic that AI doesn't cover. He'd go for stem cell injections or PRP out of pocket. No problem for those.

I'd go for a strong gin martini right now but will wait til Friday.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2026 07:25 PM (hzuYO)

134 How does one mistake the oven for a crib.

She had to be on drugs.

Or trying to climb aboard the Linsey Clancy popularity train. I mean, even if the crib is large and white, it doesn't have dials and switches.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 23, 2026 07:25 PM (vTZFs)

135 I don't think a lesbian civil war would be that pleasant. Friends who are cops or prison guards tell me there is nothing worse than lesbians fighting.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 23, 2026 07:26 PM (I6R/i)

136 Cheesecake cookies seem like they should have been a thing decades ago.

Now I want one (dozen).

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 23, 2026 07:27 PM (6ydKt)

137 Oh jeez, this is getting really stupid. From the CA Post:

A board member of a gay media empire was seemingly pushed out his role after an employee uproar over his expression of support for President Donald Trump on social media.

Jay Katari resigned from the board of equalpride, a parent company that owns prominent LGBTQ magazines and outlets such as The Advocate, Out, and Them after journalist Kevin Ortega-Rojas dug up a photo of the Utah-based businessman sporting a read hat reading “Trump” and “Keep America Great.”

Katari was tapped as a “Strategic Advisor, Growth & Innovation” just two weeks earlier, according to The Advocate, one of equalpride’s magazines — but his name has since been scrubbed from the LGBTQ-focused media firm’s website.

Posted by: beckster at September 23, 2026 07:27 PM (kX27y)

138 The moustachioed redhead is starting to morph into Bret Baier so I guess I need to make dinner.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 23, 2026 07:27 PM (hzuYO)

139 Why do these people at Talarico's church even call themselves a church? . They don't believe in God the Father. They don't believe in the literal resurrection of Jesus. You apparently can be an atheist to join as long as you love humanity and nature.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 23, 2026 06:35 PM (JrHfD)

Because it's the Church of What's Happening Now, just like the United Church of Canada (spit).

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 23, 2026 07:30 PM (oTHyh)

140 114 Is it true that Brennen is a member of the Muslin Brotherhood?

Posted by: Braenyard

The traitor John Brennen is a traitor who deserves a traitors fate. He's a communist. Probably a muslim brotherhood fan boy too. Could be a convert. He's definitely a communist and a traitor.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 23, 2026 07:30 PM (sAmhv)

141 Or trying to climb aboard the Linsey Clancy popularity train. I mean, even if the crib is large and white, it doesn't have dials and switches.
Posted by: Oddbob

Of course it did! It had a busy box mounted on it!
https://tinyurl.com/56r2tps6

I'm suing Fischer-Price for failing to warn me of the dangers their product created!!!

Posted by: Mariah Thomas (put 1 month child in oven) at September 23, 2026 07:30 PM (UirZC)

142 Right in my neck of the woods:

In a press release, the FAA stated: "A MK-58 Hawker Hunter crashed into the Pacific Ocean near San Luis Obispo, California, around 6:50 p.m. local time on Tuesday, Sept. 22, after the pilot reported an engine issue. Only the pilot was on board. The FAA will investigate."

Posted by: beckster at September 23, 2026 07:32 PM (kX27y)

143 Nood Cafe!

Posted by: Nazdar at September 23, 2026 07:34 PM (NcvvS)

144 ..., How is Brit Lass doing?
Posted by: Ben Had at September 23, 2026 07:23 PM (DPPrP)

Hiya BH don't know if this will make the thread before it ends but thanks for checking in it's appreciated.

We're waiting for an MRI to see if it's mild or something much more serious. At a minimum she needs minor surgery. And yes the wait is killing me. But she's a tough bitch so she's doing ok. But I know her and so I know she needs me just the same.

Tearing hair out but whatever. We'll get there.

Posted by: ... at September 23, 2026 07:35 PM (vE0+H)

145 Being bi or lesbian here in Seattle is part of living here if you’re a 20 something girl. And they’re not all fat and ugly.

A lot of these girls say they’re lesbians just because they kissed another girl at a party. And it’s their badge of progressive values which are manditory here.

Many of them will settle down with a guy by the time they’re 30.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 23, 2026 07:36 PM (W2Pud)

146 @140-
He's definitely a communist and traitor.

So, a Democrat. It's OK, you can say it.

Posted by: Case at September 23, 2026 07:39 PM (xJpuh)

147 Some of that vote fraud stuff hit home for me today. The Feds arrested a postal worker who, in my town, apparently just dumped 300 ballots into a dumpster rather than deliver them during the July primary earlier this year. Flat out trashed them. No one found out until some of the 300 started complaining they hadn't got their ballots and eventually someone noticed a large number of complaints from one precinct.

The postal worker said it wasn't political, he was just lazy and he dumped that mail at the beginning of his shift. Given the laziness of government drones, it might even be true!

Posted by: SimoHayha at September 23, 2026 07:42 PM (IeYnM)

148
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 23, 2026 07:49 PM (AMvSw)

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