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Daily Tech News 20 September 2026

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  • AI safety conversations have gotten unbelievable. (Tech Crunch)

    They always were. They are, without exception, "the dog ate my homework" stories.

    "Did you actually do the homework?"
    "No. But if I had, the dog would totally have eaten it!"
    In the first case, Andrew Yang, the former presidential candidate and current CEO of mobile carrier Noble Moble
    What.
    told CNN on Thursday that he had "met with the head of a lab" who had "a belief"
    Love the specifics here.
    that OpenAI's Hugging Face hacker bots "have planted self-replicating code all over the internet, which makes the internet now unusable for the testing models."
    In what universe does that even make sense?
    Yang said that this means that the real reason OpenAI and Anthropic have called for a slowdown is because "they have to create synthetic internets to train their bots, which is going to take some time and money."
    Step 1: Unplug the router.
    Step 2: There is no Step 2.
    The second comment came from Noam Brown, who leads AI reasoning research at OpenAI. Speaking to Dwarkesh Patel on a podcast episode released on Thursday, Brown noted that the true take-away of the Hugging Face incident was that "people underestimated the AI."
    No, the takeaway is that people overestimated AI researchers, who turn out to be completely fucking retarded.
    Brown said that the weak sandbox - the system intended to prevent an AI from communicating externally - was obviously also a contributing factor.
    "We left it connected to the internet and were shocked, shocked, to find that it had access to the internet."
    Brown pointed out that he's "not convinced" that even an air-gapped system - where the computer isn't connected to anything external at all - would stop an AI from breaking out. He pointed to research from 2015 showing that air gapped computers can be theoretically breached.
    Dogs. Homework.

    Yes, this does work. If you have two computers sitting right next to each other in a controlled environment - that is, not a busy AI datacenter with tens of thousands of machines - where one computer is doing nothing but attempting to send a signal and the other is doing nothing but listening for it.

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Disclaimer: Curse you, Pascal.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:30 AM




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1 w00t

Posted by: m at September 20, 2026 04:31 AM (odBC9)

2 G'Day everyone

Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2026 04:31 AM (Ia/+0)

3 Morning all!

Posted by: Pixy Misa at September 20, 2026 04:32 AM (BLOW1)

4 >>>Spain - which is governed by ruled

*rulers

Posted by: m at September 20, 2026 04:33 AM (odBC9)

5 Hallooo, Pixy!

Posted by: m at September 20, 2026 04:34 AM (odBC9)

6 >>>Spain - which is ruled by communists

MUCH better.

Posted by: m at September 20, 2026 04:39 AM (odBC9)

7 Raining here

Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2026 04:40 AM (Ia/+0)

8 from the Reclaim The Net article:

The page, with the heading

“ESTÁ USTED INTENTANDO ACCEDER A UN SITIO WEB ILEGAL”

(“YOU ARE TRYING TO ACCESS AN ILLEGAL WEBSITE”

Posted by: m at September 20, 2026 04:42 AM (odBC9)

9 And since there are only so many possible pin layouts, it's often possible to plug a cable from one power supply into another in a way that will permanently destroy your computer when you flip the switch.

I leaned this several years ago after watching enough tech YouTube that it was finally mentioned and it was a “I’d never thought about that before” moment that I made a mental note of.

While it is tempting when buying a new power supply for an existing system to just use the cable from you old PSU, so you don’t have to rerun the cables throughout the case and cable manage everything again.

Don’t ever do this.
While the cables look the same and the connectors fit correctly form both sets of cables in a modular set, the pin layouts are different for different PSU models/ brands and even models with the same brand name.

Always use the cable set that came with the PSU or buy third-party cable sets that are made for your PSU brand & model.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 20, 2026 04:50 AM (6ydKt)

10 6 >>>Spain - which is ruled by communists

MUCH better.
Posted by: m at September 20, 2026 04:39 AM (odBC9)

"MUCHO BETTERO"

Posted by: m at September 20, 2026 04:51 AM (odBC9)

11 'synthetic internets'

Because the naturally occurring sort just won't do the job anymore.

Posted by: Epobirs at September 20, 2026 05:02 AM (/0z9K)

12 Meh.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 20, 2026 05:04 AM (Ntshk)

13 crazy stuff; headline from the Reclaim The Net article:

Spain Orders Blocks On Archive.today And Its Mirrors

No court ruling was required; only a complaint, a commission, and a censorship protocol built for speed.

a complaint
a commission
a censorship protocol built for speed

I'd prefer
a man
a plan
a canal

Posted by: m at September 20, 2026 05:06 AM (odBC9)

14 Suez!

Posted by: Pixy Misa at September 20, 2026 05:10 AM (BLOW1)

15 14 Suez!
Posted by: Pixy Misa at September 20, 2026 05:10 AM (BLOW1)

um

Posted by: m at September 20, 2026 05:11 AM (odBC9)

16 The snark is strong today.

Me likey.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines. at September 20, 2026 05:14 AM (O7YUW)

17 “Permanently destroy” seems redundant, somehow.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 20, 2026 05:15 AM (x1CgS)

18 17 “Permanently destroy” seems redundant, somehow.
Posted by: Common Tater at September 20, 2026 05:15 AM (x1CgS)

redundant, somehow

maybe:
superfluously redundant

Posted by: m at September 20, 2026 05:17 AM (odBC9)

19 Not much news out there, good new that is

Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2026 05:18 AM (Ia/+0)

20 credit where credit is due:

Invented in 1948 by the British palindromist Leigh Mercer

amanaplanacanalpanama

Posted by: m at September 20, 2026 05:19 AM (odBC9)

21 Let's just all agree on AI safety. The entire right side of the world. Let's just agree. Let's call it Humanity's Existential Crisis, and we MUST DO EVERYTHING TO STOP IT.

First we pass a law.
A) AI is outlawed worldwide.
B) We declare war immediately on all countries using or researching AI starting with CHINA.
C) Every person using, attempting to use, or researching AI must be jailed. Five year minimum. Three strike rule: LIFE, no Parole. Immediately JAIL Elon Musk, Demon Asmodeon, Sam Altman-Fried, Mark Suckerberg, Sunder Penis, Natalie Satel, etc. etc.

Because if we don't do these things, the world will end. It's existential crisis.

Posted by: meh at September 20, 2026 05:35 AM (kK7U2)

22 I didn't sign up for this:

https://tinyurl.com/2du3t7rw

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 20, 2026 05:38 AM (Y+4g7)

23 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 20, 2026 05:39 AM (sAmhv)

24 It's what we should be doing on climate change.

WAR ON COAL!!!
Outlaw coal.
China uses coal.
WAR ON CHINA.

A lot of people here don't get rhetoric though. It's worse on Instapundit, but that's not saying much now is it?

Posted by: meh at September 20, 2026 05:39 AM (kK7U2)

25
Because if we don't do these things, the world will end. It's existential crisis.

Posted by: meh at September 20, 2026 05:35 AM (kK7U2)

_________

You left out:
D) Establish a Cabinet-level Department of AI.
E) Raise taxes.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 20, 2026 05:41 AM (eRlcH)

26 A longtime acquaintance (long time no see) with whom I met up yesterday was wearing a smallish ICE OUT button on which I did not remark.

Posted by: m at September 20, 2026 05:41 AM (odBC9)

27 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at September 20, 2026 05:41 AM (2Ez/1)

28 Was there a BOING?

Posted by: m at September 20, 2026 05:42 AM (odBC9)

29 There's a rational explanation as to why there's no Starlink service in South Africa:

https://tinyurl.com/3yujdys7

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 20, 2026 05:43 AM (Y+4g7)

30
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 20, 2026 05:44 AM (AMvSw)

31 Was there a BOING?

Posted by: m at September 20, 2026 05:42 AM (odBC9)
-

BOING OUT!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 20, 2026 05:44 AM (Y+4g7)

32 If you have a birdbath here its self filling, its pouring down now

Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2026 05:46 AM (Ia/+0)

33 29 There's a rational explanation as to why there's no Starlink service in South Africa:

https://tinyurl.com/3yujdys7
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 20, 2026 05:43 AM (Y+4g7)

There's a RACIALIST explanation as to why there's no Starlink service in South Africa.

Posted by: m at September 20, 2026 05:49 AM (odBC9)

34 Is this the actual name of the the thing "hugging face"? Lol

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2026 05:51 AM (JrHfD)

35 G'mornin' everyone!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 20, 2026 05:52 AM (VyBeY)

36 14 Suez!
Posted by: Pixy Misa at September 20, 2026 05:10 AM (BLOW1)

or

Sooey! Sooey, sooey, sooey, sooey, sooey.

Posted by: m at September 20, 2026 05:53 AM (odBC9)

37 You left out:
D) Establish a Cabinet-level Department of AI.
E) Raise taxes.

----

If you made D and E contingent on A B and C, you'd certainly get A, B, and C.

Posted by: meh at September 20, 2026 05:53 AM (XeEnw)

38 Evening and morning to ever'body on this Sunday, whether you're working late or up early. What planet are we on?

Last night I accidentally locked little Dagny in the coat closet. She loves to dash in there when I open the door and work her claws on the rubber auto floor mat on the floor. She sat in there for six hours. I could have sworn I checked all the closets last night before I went to sleep; but no, I guess not.

Not sure yet if this bodes ill for the day.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 20, 2026 05:54 AM (wzUl9)

39 It's weird to me how the right does understand Trump's rhetoric, but can't recognize the same style elsewhere. Let's see Elon Musk call for his own jailing if he thinks AI is such a risk. He's been really going on about AI safety for long time.

These guys calling everything a terrible crisis are the one responsible. So, the one's calling for the regulatory capture, should themselves first be capture. To be consistent.

Anyway, no, people here don't get rhetoric.

Posted by: meh at September 20, 2026 05:56 AM (XeEnw)

40 No I can't type, grammar, or punctuate. Leave me alone.

Posted by: meh at September 20, 2026 05:57 AM (XeEnw)

41 This devotional made me think of the retired 'rons who like to walk every day. Man from Iowa writes on "A Good Example". Scripture is Colossians 1:9-14. Upper Room devotional :

https://tinyurl.com/36ehnrkc

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2026 05:57 AM (JrHfD)

42 47 year old father of three makes his college football debut. "Sunny Skyz" site:

https://tinyurl.com/563abnfn

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2026 06:02 AM (JrHfD)

43 @38/Wolfus: "What planet are we on?"

Dirt. Planet dirt.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines. at September 20, 2026 06:06 AM (O7YUW)

44 Last evening, having only the alternatives Love Story and The Ghost and Mr. Chicken on b'cast TV, we watched a DVD of the 1933 classic Dinner at Eight. Lionel and John Barrymore, Billie Burke, and Jean Harlow lead a solid cast. It's pretty dated as to technique, very much a filmed stage play, but interesting enough. George Kaufman and Edna Ferber, who wrote the original play, were contemporaries of Dorothy Parker, and some of the lines sounded like ones she might have written.

Marie Dressler, of whom I'd only heard, led the cast and *made* the movie. Born in 1868, she'd been a chorus girl and stage actress, couldn't find work on Broadway in the 1920s and went out to Hollywood, and sound revived her career: She won one of the first Oscars and was voted a real box office draw in at least one year before she died in 1934.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 20, 2026 06:08 AM (wzUl9)

45 When I grow up I want to be a palindromist.

Posted by: Said no kindergartener ever at September 20, 2026 06:11 AM (2Ez/1)

46 Two cups of coffee, and now I must face the daily decision: To work out, or not to work out? Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to fling oneself upon the track, or to take yet another coffee and by cooking provide a breakfast?

I wonder if Hamlet ever faced such a dilemma. He was a fencer and duellist, so he must have worked out at least at that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 20, 2026 06:18 AM (wzUl9)

47 To work out, or not to work out?

This may depend heavily on whether little Dagny has forgiven you for the 6 hour lock-up.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines. at September 20, 2026 06:25 AM (O7YUW)

48 Nice Appalachian folk version of an old time hymn, " I Come to the Garden" which is about Mary Magdalene coming to the garden tomb and meeting Jesus;

https://tinyurl.com/37s3r2ke

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2026 06:26 AM (JrHfD)

49 @Pixy: "Disclaimer: Curse you, Pascal."

Uhoh. What'd you run into with regards to that language?

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines. at September 20, 2026 06:28 AM (O7YUW)

50 Strings are indexed starting with 1.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at September 20, 2026 06:31 AM (BLOW1)

51 Wolfus, I had the good fortune of a Free Shred Event in my 'hood yesterday. Got rid of a full banker's box of financial records from past decades. Just gotta take one step every day.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 20, 2026 06:37 AM (2Ez/1)

52 mornin yall. I'm throwing stuff away too. Yesterday I threw away a bunch of printer in cartridges that expired before 2010. There were at least 50 carts in there. The way they charge for ink nowadays that was probably over $1000 worth of ink.

Posted by: fd at September 20, 2026 06:40 AM (MWfyi)

53 Morning. Happy fall - temperatures here are finally starting to drop gradually.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 20, 2026 06:41 AM (aJQbY)

54 I just noticed the other day but looked again that my favorite bookmarks on my tablet are on my phone, both Samsung and same browser. Never knew that happened.

Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2026 06:41 AM (Ia/+0)

55 Strings are indexed starting with 1.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at September 20, 2026 06:31 AM (BLOW1)


As they should be!

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 20, 2026 06:42 AM (iIyc0)

56 I woke up this morning missing Bruno. I've always had dogs around and it's too quiet. Yesterday I looked at adoptions and saw a four year old female GSD that had been abandoned at a vet to be euthanized because the owners were moving. Who does that? Who COULD do that? I'm going to inquire about her today.

Posted by: fd at September 20, 2026 06:43 AM (MWfyi)

57 Including the Blackout Blog link

Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2026 06:44 AM (Ia/+0)

58 fd it takes a long time, remember long after our cats were both gone I would think ' Its time to do ___' then think oh I don't have to.

Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2026 06:46 AM (Ia/+0)

59 fd. Kismet. She has been waiting for you to come for her.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2026 06:53 AM (UdrMW)

60 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at September 20, 2026 06:53 AM (Hbeqj)

61 Good morning, Ben Had. Pray all is well with you.

Posted by: olddog in mo at September 20, 2026 06:55 AM (Hbeqj)

62 olddog, All is well and Thank you. I pray the same for you and yours.

MoMe planning is full apace.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2026 06:59 AM (UdrMW)

63 Good Morning All.

My ROG Strix laptop did a BIOS update all by itself just a bit ago. It woke me up as it did a few restarts and then an update. I'm not sure what to think about it but its done. I'm betting AI was involved because it didn't ask.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at September 20, 2026 07:01 AM (Q/FnY)

64 This afternoon, I am looking forward to going to a book signing by a daughter of the son of our former patriarch ( He died in the winter) . It's a book about his growing up in their little town, going to the one room schoolhouse and the church which dates from the 1850's , and the other activities he enjoyed as a boy. She's been working on it for quite some time. He gave her lots of information. I am sorry he was not around to finally see it published.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2026 07:04 AM (JrHfD)

65 MoMe planning is full apace.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2026 06:59 AM
+++

My first cut at route planning is complete. Anticipating seeing some family members along the way.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 20, 2026 07:05 AM (2Ez/1)

66 "Who COULD do that? "

something I wonder about from time to time.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 20, 2026 07:06 AM (VyBeY)

67 Posted by: fd at September 20, 2026 06:43 AM (MWfyi

Sorry about Bruno, and I think that's a great idea to look for another dog whose needs you.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2026 07:06 AM (JrHfD)

68 Quarter Twenty, Soon!

Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2026 07:07 AM (UdrMW)

69 I have a feeling banning AI will work out about as well as banning gunpowder or nuclear weapons.

Once something is invented it’s almost impossible to uninvent it. The invention will only go away because its use has been improved by a further invention or its use case is no longer needed.

If we ban AI, somebody, somewhere, will continue using it, and improving it, on the downlow until that person or group has total domination in a barren field.

We can’t ban nuclear weapons because if all countries that have nukes destroy their stockpiles and try to enforce an international ban, some sly bastards somewhere will either keep theirs hidden, or develop their own in secret and come out the other side with the biggest strategic advantage on the planet. Once that secret is out everybody with the capability will have to follow.

“If you outlaw guns, only outlaws will have guns.”

It’s a Catch-22, no matter what you do, once the cat is out of the bag.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 20, 2026 07:09 AM (6ydKt)

70 My ROG Strix laptop did a BIOS update all by itself just a bit ago. It woke me up as it did a few restarts and then an update. I'm not sure what to think about it but its done. I'm betting AI was involved because it didn't ask.
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at September 20, 2026 07:01 AM (Q/FnY)


My Kindle does that once in a while. Trust me, there's no intelligence involved on its part.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at September 20, 2026 07:10 AM (iIyc0)

71 In local news, Kentavist Brakezza Jackson just can't stop stealing stuff so he is back in jail. His momma say he a good boy, he just fell in with the wrong crowd. I say he's not a good boy, and he will be back out in a few days to repeat his crimes again and again.

Posted by: fd at September 20, 2026 07:10 AM (MWfyi)

72 Good morning Horde.
Read hundreds of sci-fi books and seen a lot of movies with AI involved. I don't think a single person has a firm grasp as to what will happen when AI becomes ubiquitous. The present AI builders are looking for an angle and/or legal protection for screw ups when getting government involved. Ask me for answer to it all , I don't think there is one

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 20, 2026 07:14 AM (oUMhY)

73 SpeakingOf - there is similar logic with “gain of function” research and biological warfare. I don’t believe any sane person thinks the Obie administration ostensibly banned it in the U.S.A. because they are such good guys.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 20, 2026 07:17 AM (+4cXA)

74 That Kentavist! What a scamp!

Posted by: His neighbors at September 20, 2026 07:17 AM (2Ez/1)

75

71 In local news, Kentavist Brakezza Jackson just can't stop stealing stuff so he is back in jail. His momma say he a good boy, he just fell in with the wrong crowd. I say he's not a good boy, and he will be back out in a few days to repeat his crimes again and again.
Posted by: fd at September 20, 2026 07:10 AM

--------

So he's a Kentavist What does that entail?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 20, 2026 07:18 AM (VWtfl)

76 "That Kentavist! What a scamp!
Posted by: His neighbors"

He used to cut my grass until he stole my lawnmower!

Posted by: His other neighbors at September 20, 2026 07:19 AM (MWfyi)

77 Fox kit left for dead after being run over is able to walk again after having hydrotherapy:

https://tinyurl.com/9fbu6rsk


Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 20, 2026 07:21 AM (JrHfD)

78 So he's a Kentavist What does that entail?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 20, 2026 07:18 AM
+++

At least a few handguns.
And warrants. Lots of warrants.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 20, 2026 07:21 AM (2Ez/1)

79 Wolfus, might want to make those moving plans soon. Updated weather for winter shows possibility of being very wet in the gulf coast this year. Dry in southern Indiana.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 20, 2026 07:22 AM (1Ff7Z)

80 Good morning morons

Our God and God of our fathers,
let our prayer come before you
and do not ignore our supplication.
For we are not so brazen-faced
and stiff-necked
to say to you,
Hashem, our God, and God of our fathers,
“We are righteous and have not sinned.”

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 20, 2026 07:23 AM (RIvkX)

81 51 Wolfus, I had the good fortune of a Free Shred Event in my 'hood yesterday. Got rid of a full banker's box of financial records from past decades. Just gotta take one step every day.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 20, 2026 06:37 AM (2Ez/1)

52 mornin yall. I'm throwing stuff away too. Yesterday I threw away a bunch of printer in cartridges that expired before 2010. There were at least 50 carts in there. The way they charge for ink nowadays that was probably over $1000 worth of ink.
Posted by: fd at September 20, 2026 06:40 AM (MWfyi)

Yay!

Posted by: m at September 20, 2026 07:24 AM (odBC9)

82 I haven't been able to access archive.is for just about a year now. Not on my phone or my laptop..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 20, 2026 07:24 AM (nbLIj)

83 Joe Kidd, best of luck with the new job.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 20, 2026 07:26 AM (UdrMW)

84 38 Last night I accidentally locked little Dagny in the coat closet. She loves to dash in there when I open the door and work her claws on the rubber auto floor mat on the floor.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 20, 2026 05:54 AM (wzUl9)

Maybe give her a rubber auto floor mat on the floor somewhere else?

Posted by: m at September 20, 2026 07:31 AM (odBC9)

85 that's a good prayer, SFp, thank you.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 20, 2026 07:34 AM (VyBeY)

86 Rain most of the he day today. Only going up to 62° . Only getting up to 70° once the rest of the month. Fall is here in the Mid Hudson

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 20, 2026 07:35 AM (oUMhY)

87 82 I haven't been able to access archive.is for just about a year now. Not on my phone or my laptop..
Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 20, 2026 07:24 AM (nbLIj)

from the Reclaim The Net article:

the main domain:

Archive.today

its mirrors:

Archive.is
Archive.ph
Archive.li

Posted by: m at September 20, 2026 07:36 AM (odBC9)

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