Week's End Cafe

by Mark Denney
He doesn't say where this is but it looks like Patagonia.

After getting a call about a "weird cat," biologists say they've identified a new species of cat. I've got news for these "biologists," if a weird cat is a news species, there are about 100 million new species of cat.

Vultures sunbathing.
Poor puppy is guilty and ashamed.

Surfin' Birds. (I think they're just standing in shallow water as the waves come in.)

Well-mannered dogs. Like Hugo Drax's rotweillers, but not as murdery.

Dog is reunited with his long lost sister.

Quad miniguns. Look at the brass dumping out it like a downpour of rain.

Heartwarming Halloween.

Bro just wanted a little affection.

Baby lamb is happy to be alive.

Sherlock Holmes fight analysis.

So if you're on a truck going 80 kph but your are thrown backwards by a launch-rail that accelerates you to 80 kph in the opposite direction, do you just wind up standing in place?

This man trusted his life to physics. He was ejected at 80 km/h from a truck that was traveling at 80 km/h. pic.twitter.com/3Q3gKyIl6P
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) September 16, 2026

All-you-can-eat buffet at the Brooks Falls, Alaska

[📹Nat Hab Expedition Leader Court Whelan]pic.twitter.com/PVUqXioBvi
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) September 17, 2026

Some lions were about to hunt a baby buffalo.

The mother went to defend it.

And when it seemed they were going to eat them both, the whole herd fell. pic.twitter.com/vuvvCdJ9Hd
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) September 12, 2026

The breathtaking view during landing at the Nuuk Airport in Greenland. pic.twitter.com/lmC0YkN7cE
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) September 15, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:10 PM

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1 Thanks for the week ACE!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 18, 2026 07:11 PM (NnhvP)

2 oh, and first!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 18, 2026 07:12 PM (NnhvP)

3

Yay!

Ace, I hope you have a great weekend!

Posted by: four seasons at September 18, 2026 07:12 PM (/QHx4)

4 notified

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 18, 2026 07:13 PM (NnhvP)

5 I've got news for these "biologists," if a weird cat is a news species, there are about 100 million new species of cat.
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Every cat is its own species.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 18, 2026 07:13 PM (FZ29D)

6 Looks like Greenland! Our new playground!

Posted by: runner at September 18, 2026 07:15 PM (AKptf)

7 Yay! Another 100% week! May the Café and Greënland always remain free of the pernicious and mephitic penguins!

Posted by: Jeffrey at September 18, 2026 07:16 PM (0sNs1)

8 Perfessor, how is the healing coming?

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2026 07:16 PM (UdrMW)

9 Hugo Drax: Why did you break up the encounter with my pet python?

James Bond: I discovered it had a crush on me.

***

Look after Mr. Bond. See that some harm comes to him.

***

James Bond. You appear with the tedious inevitability of an unloved season.

***

Even in death, my munificence is boundless.

- Hugo Drax

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 18, 2026 07:16 PM (6ydKt)

10 From the last post - I remain convinced Biden selected Harris when he dropped out as a huge FU to Obama et. al. who kicked him to the curb

Posted by: 496 at September 18, 2026 07:17 PM (sOtuf)

11 Nessun dorma was a nice touch.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2026 07:17 PM (viF8m)

12 Looking into Yak raising in Greenland.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2026 07:18 PM (UdrMW)

13 This is funny.

Talarico BBQ'd by a gal comedian:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xh_SrTscsrU

Hilarious and true!

Posted by: naturalfake at September 18, 2026 07:18 PM (iJfKG)

14 The 80 km/h video is cool.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 18, 2026 07:19 PM (6ydKt)

15 Perfessor, how is the healing coming?
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2026 07:16 PM (UdrMW)
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Doing just dandy! Thank you for asking.

I saw my endodontist on Tuesday and he prescribed some mouthwash and antibiotics. Saw my (new) dentist on Wednesday, who also checked up on me.

Now I just wait for a new crown in a couple of weeks.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 18, 2026 07:19 PM (FZ29D)

16 All-you-can-eat buffet at the Brooks Falls, Alaska

Expedia, work your magic!!!

Posted by: Stacey Abrams at September 18, 2026 07:19 PM (S43bs)

17 >>>Well-mannered dogs.

I think they may have training as security dogs. They don't accept food from strangers because it could be doped as part of a robbery or the like.

Posted by: No Name Today at September 18, 2026 07:19 PM (8mulE)

18 3x Trump voter. Thanks, Ace! God bless us all.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 18, 2026 07:20 PM (p8DwV)

19 The breathtaking view during landing at the Nuuk Airport in Greenland.

The best part of the Walter Mitty movie with Ben Stiller are the scenes in Greenland.

Except I learned that most of those were filmed in Iceland.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 18, 2026 07:20 PM (6ydKt)

20 The Grand Plan continues apace. President Trump delivered on Greenland, as we have lobbied for. The next step is ours. Northward, ever Northward. Next Spring will be quite different. On the move in every theatre. Destined for greatness, expansion. Defying the naysayers, especially you know who.

Posted by: Penguin Promotion Board at September 18, 2026 07:21 PM (Fn+3X)

21 Willowed:
I have to say: I agree with the mayor for different reasons. SURE, cameras would help track down criminals. But power is fungible. If white folks were commiting most of the crimes, you can be damn sure she would be putting up a camera every half block.

This is one of those things where our Overton window has gotten moved and I am not sure we realize it. We should.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 18, 2026 07:21 PM (zZu0s)

22 new species of cat

Cute kitty. BUT! Xweet links to Nat Geog site, which insists on my email to read the article. FU Nat Geog, who went woke long ago.

Posted by: mindful webworker - they just keep doing it at September 18, 2026 07:21 PM (MX7Zk)

23 That truck guy thing is very cool.

Sir Isaac Newton, we remain your bitches.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 18, 2026 07:21 PM (zZu0s)

24
*looks at Café decor with distain*

*notices chair wobbles badly*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2026 07:22 PM (eRlcH)

25 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2026 07:22 PM (Ia/+0)

26 The video of the golden bringing a intruder a toy on ewetub is good too.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 18, 2026 07:22 PM (zZu0s)

27
Vultures sunbathing.

__________

I notice the ones around here doing that in the morning.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2026 07:23 PM (eRlcH)

28 "Looking into Yak raising in Greenland.
Posted by: Ben Had"

Gonna be a Yak tycoon?

Posted by: fd at September 18, 2026 07:23 PM (MWfyi)

29 26 The video of the golden bringing a intruder a toy on ewetub is good too.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 18, 2026 07:22 PM (zZu0s)

Humans are only good for fetch and food according to that dog's rulebook.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 18, 2026 07:23 PM (6ydKt)

30 Continuing on the York story - this is just nuts.

Matt Van Swol
@mattvanswol
·
4h
🚨#BREAKING: A Black woman in York, PA, says she is “PERSONALLY OFFENDED” that officials called Black teens who DRAGGED a White girl off her porch and BEAT HER UNCONSCIOUS... “uncivilized.”

"To me, that feels like you're saying that the juveniles in this incident are uncivilized, and I am personally offended by that analogy."

She then goes on to argue that “other people” were involved... not just “people of color.”

She goes on to ask what the college will do to check the behavior of the (White) STUDENTS who are living off campus...

Yes, the ones who were BRUTALLY BEATEN she thinks needs to have their behavior "checked" and educated.

This is utterly insane, one of the craziest things I've ever watched in my life.

Posted by: beckster at September 18, 2026 07:24 PM (kX27y)

31 * readying a throne for Hadrian*

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2026 07:24 PM (UdrMW)

32 Hey you fishies, use the other side of the falls!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2026 07:25 PM (Cqx++)

33 fd. I hear you can make a fortune in cattle futures.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2026 07:26 PM (UdrMW)

34 I saw my endodontist on Tuesday and he prescribed some mouthwash and antibiotics. Saw my (new) dentist on Wednesday, who also checked up on me.

Now I just wait for a new crown in a couple of weeks.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 18, 2026 07:19 PM (FZ29D)

I'm just curious, you went to an endo for a crown or did you have a root canal?

Posted by: beckster at September 18, 2026 07:26 PM (kX27y)

35 I'm just curious, you went to an endo for a crown or did you have a root canal?
Posted by: beckster at September 18, 2026 07:26 PM (kX27y)
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Endo did the root canal, dentist will be installing the crown.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 18, 2026 07:27 PM (FZ29D)

36 The breathtaking view during landing at the Nuuk Airport in ~~Greenland~~ Orangeland.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 18, 2026 07:27 PM (ndZc7)

37 Maybe this Greenland deal is why the military may be pulling athird of US forces out of Europe.

Posted by: Case at September 18, 2026 07:27 PM (xJpuh)

38
After getting a call about a "weird cat,"...

I ws walking in the park, two days ago when suddenly I had the feeling I was being watched and I could smell a very strong animal smell.

I didn't see anything but the foliage by the creek is a huge mess. So, i decided to finish my way away from the park.

The next day by the same place no smell, no feeling of being watched, however while walking back home, I caught sight of what looked like a small mountain lion, maybe a juvenile?

It disappeared into the foliage by the creek.

I didn't call animal control, but maybe I should have.

A mountain lion/puma in this area is barely within the realm of possibility, but highly unlikely.

In any event, is anyone familiar with a breed of cat that looks like a juvenile puma?

Posted by: naturalfake at September 18, 2026 07:27 PM (iJfKG)

39 fd. I hear you can make a fortune in cattle futures.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2026 07:26 PM (UdrMW)
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In the fantasy mystery story I'm reading, cattle ranchers have used alchemical/biological engineering to create cows the size of elephants.

The family that developed the process became one of the richest in the empire.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 18, 2026 07:28 PM (FZ29D)

40 Orangeland.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 18, 2026 07:27 PM (ndZc7)

That's the Netherlands.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 18, 2026 07:28 PM (6ydKt)

41 I hope President Trump's agreement about Greenland doesn't make my fellow Canadians insecure, jealous, petty and passively-aggressively mean assholes.

Animal wise, Snowflake threw up last night on a towel I have on our chair. She still left the house at 2am, came in around noon and has been taking it easy. She ate. Somedays she comes inside and stays more than others. Pictures soon as my Pipeline develops. Not my cat.

And Canadians developing pipelines. What the hell?

Ralphy lived another week. He has a LOT of life in him. And he requires a lot of attention. That's fine.

Okay, I have to get back to it. All of you have a very happy weekend.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at September 18, 2026 07:28 PM (Sco7b)

42 "To me, that feels like you're saying that the juveniles in this incident are uncivilized, and I am personally offended by that analogy."

-
"Analogy"?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 18, 2026 07:29 PM (ndZc7)

43 "I hear you can make a fortune in cattle futures.
Posted by: Ben Had"

I don't know. I'm terrible at investments. I prefer to waste my money on cars.

Posted by: fd at September 18, 2026 07:29 PM (MWfyi)

44 40 Orangeland.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 18, 2026 07:27 PM (ndZc7)

That's the Netherlands.
Posted by: SpeakingOf

The renaming of Canada when we annex it.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 18, 2026 07:29 PM (+YRf1)

45 In any event, is anyone familiar with a breed of cat that looks like a juvenile puma?

Posted by: naturalfake at September 18, 2026 07:27 PM (iJfKG)

Bobcats?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 18, 2026 07:30 PM (6ydKt)

46 Dinner is almost ready! We have chicken breast baking on a bed of spinach with sliced baby sweet peppers, seasoned with garlic, onion, salt, pepper, Italian seasoning, a little crushed red pepper, and whole wheat pearl couscous.

Posted by: Piper at September 18, 2026 07:30 PM (ZdaMQ)

47 >>I prefer to waste my money on cars.

And boats. Elvis needs boats.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2026 07:31 PM (viF8m)

48 Ok, had to watch twice ln phone to see what was happening

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2026 07:31 PM (Ia/+0)

49 It might have been a bobcat but they are normally really skittish around people.

Posted by: fd at September 18, 2026 07:32 PM (MWfyi)

50 The breathtaking view during landing at the Nuuk Airport in Greenland.

Clear weather. Ice-free runway.

I'm betting there are times that are not so easy.

Posted by: mindful webworker - breath taken at September 18, 2026 07:32 PM (MX7Zk)

51 In any event, is anyone familiar with a breed of cat that looks like a juvenile puma?

Posted by: naturalfake at September 18, 2026 07:27 PM (iJfKG)

Bobcats?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 18, 2026 07:30 PM (6ydKt)

No, bobcats look totally different.

More square and "heavy" looking.

They're the pug-ugly, p-alooka boxers of the cat world.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 18, 2026 07:33 PM (iJfKG)

52 "Analogy"?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 18, 2026 07:29 PM (ndZc7)

Yes, calling them uncivilized is analogous to insulting her personally.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 18, 2026 07:33 PM (6ydKt)

53
So if you're on a truck going 80 kph but your are thrown backwards by a launch-rail that accelerates you to 80 kph in the opposite direction, do you just wind up standing in place?

___________

I'm willing to have someone else put these grave proofs to the test.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2026 07:33 PM (eRlcH)

54 May the Café and Greënland always remain free of the pernicious and mephitic penguins!

So say we all !!!

Posted by: AoSHQ Cafe Custodial Engineers at September 18, 2026 07:34 PM (mC9Od)

55 Had BLT, pickles and Chex Mix, kind of end of summer fair

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2026 07:34 PM (Ia/+0)

56 I missed the Greenland news, and was wondering why all the Greenland references were popping up...

This Greenland deal sounds like the existing agreement since 1951. Trump is desperate and needs a “win” before the midterm elections in november so he TACO’d and agreed to the existing agreement. Fart of the deal.

Same deal as they already had. And of course he’ll call it a win and people will believe it. Unbelievable.

I read the 1951 Treaty and despite what people are saying that said nothing about how the US could dictate their investments. And how are they defining an ‘adversary’? Would that include Canada and other NATO allies (whose presence might be helpful at some point) that He doesn’t like?

Dealing with Trump is incredibly dumb. Like having someone threaten to burn your house down and then inviting them over for tea and crumpets. There's no way the US should be trusted to have thousands of troops in a territory it's already said it wants to own.

You can probably relax. They will have given him something which is probably nothing but something that Trump can claim is the deal of the decade.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 18, 2026 07:35 PM (S43bs)

57 Lynx. I would take a lynx.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2026 07:35 PM (UdrMW)

58 Dinner is almost ready! We have chicken breast baking on a bed of spinach with sliced baby sweet peppers, seasoned with garlic, onion, salt, pepper, Italian seasoning, a little crushed red pepper, and whole wheat pearl couscous.
Posted by: Piper at September 18, 2026 07:30 PM (ZdaMQ)

do you eat like that every day ?

Posted by: runner at September 18, 2026 07:35 PM (AKptf)

59 Labs and Retrievers are fantastic dogs.

Generally, not good guard dogs.

Might want a Melanois or German Shepherd for that.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 18, 2026 07:35 PM (fGj4e)

60 Liger! or a tigon...

Posted by: runner at September 18, 2026 07:36 PM (AKptf)

61 Dinner is almost ready! We have chicken breast baking on a bed of spinach with sliced baby sweet peppers, seasoned with garlic, onion, salt, pepper, Italian seasoning, a little crushed red pepper, and whole wheat pearl couscous.
Posted by: Piper at September 18, 2026 07:30 PM

We were right here, you know!

Posted by: Kale at September 18, 2026 07:36 PM (0sNs1)

62 Evenin’, All.

Posted by: Bulg at September 18, 2026 07:37 PM (77rzZ)

63 Mother celebrates adoption of her daughter.

https://tinyurl.com/mtwnj2n6

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 18, 2026 07:37 PM (ndZc7)

64 We were right here, you know!
Posted by: Kale

What's wrong with arugula?

Posted by: Barack Obama at September 18, 2026 07:37 PM (S43bs)

65
Ernest K. Gann had to fly to Narsarsuaq (Bluie West One) from Goose Bay in the early days of the Air Transport Command. He was told not to screw up the approach because he could not get out if he did.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2026 07:39 PM (eRlcH)

66 Before there was spinach. And collard greens. Then people got bored and are now eating donkey food..

Posted by: runner at September 18, 2026 07:39 PM (AKptf)

67 Alternate version of Immigrant Song with some nice looking Scandinavian girls and their harps and their big dudes on drums:

https://youtu.be/2T1lkUKyHLk

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 18, 2026 07:39 PM (6ydKt)

68 >>Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison

I appreciate you dipping into that sewer but every time you post those inane brain farts I feel like my world gets dumber.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2026 07:40 PM (viF8m)

69 Dinner is ready. A nice Red Blend with melon chunks and blackberries.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2026 07:40 PM (UdrMW)

70 Is there oil, or rare earths in Greenland?

Posted by: runner at September 18, 2026 07:40 PM (AKptf)

71
Is there oil, or rare earths in Greenland?
Posted by: runner at September 18, 2026 07:40 PM (AKptf)

________

Under a big W.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2026 07:41 PM (eRlcH)

72 Have you seen Greenland? It's not even that green.

Posted by: Don Black at September 18, 2026 07:41 PM (ZxPkt)

73 Will they change the name to Greënland after Queensrÿche play a concert there?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 18, 2026 07:43 PM (0sNs1)

74 I prefer not to waste money on anything. But then I'm cheap.
At least I don't bum off anybody.

Posted by: Case at September 18, 2026 07:43 PM (xJpuh)

75
Now we can do a remake of The Bedford Incident with a Chinese sub.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2026 07:44 PM (eRlcH)

76 Have you seen Greenland? It's not even that green.

===
Exactly right. Good observation. Greenland is not green...and Iceland is not icy!

Posted by: runner at September 18, 2026 07:44 PM (AKptf)

77 Greenland is on my bucket list.

Posted by: Bulg at September 18, 2026 07:44 PM (77rzZ)

78
Mother celebrates adoption of her daughter.

https://tinyurl.com/mtwnj2n6
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie?

That's different from what I thought it was going to be.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2026 07:44 PM (Cqx++)

79 The Immortal Guard had a good day in Iran.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2026 07:45 PM (UdrMW)

80 As a long time ammo reloader and brass scrounger, I hope to hell that someone was policing that brass from the minigun. 308 caliber brass is sacred.

Posted by: JTB at September 18, 2026 07:45 PM (yTvNw)

81 63 Mother celebrates adoption of her daughter.

https://tinyurl.com/mtwnj2n6
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Look, it's awful, but she probably did the right thing? Raising a kid you don't love or want is going to hurt the kid and the parent. Maybe you can get some kind of counseling to "fix" whatever is broken, but that's no guarantee. A loving adopted family is a much better bet for the kid. What is the dad thinking, I wonder?

If she wanted kids, had one, and mentally just changed...maybe you can't help it? Just get sterilized so it won't happen again.

And she didn't seem to be "celebrating" in the video, at least to me. No cake and party hats and friends celebrating her ability to go be a whore or anything (like some divorce/abortion videos I've seen). Just a matter of fact explanation of things. She didn't seem happy, sad, or anything...mostly emotionless and tired. She probably has some mental issues...

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 18, 2026 07:45 PM (S43bs)

82 69 Dinner is ready. A nice Red Blend with melon chunks and blackberries.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2026 07:

Sounds like an amazing dessert! Really, really good!

Posted by: Piper at September 18, 2026 07:45 PM (ZdaMQ)

83 >>Is there oil, or rare earths in Greenland?

Yes, there are rare earth minerals in Greenland.

But the real reason some of us have been saying Trump wanted control of Greenland is because of the arctic shipping lanes and missile defense. Same reason China and Russia have also been trying to dominate the region for years.

Same reason we are now finally starting to build ice breaking ships.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2026 07:46 PM (viF8m)

84 As a long time ammo reloader and brass scrounger, I hope to hell that someone was policing that brass from the minigun. 308 caliber brass is sacred.
Posted by: JTB at September 18, 2026 07:45 PM

Gonna have to full-length resize it, though.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 18, 2026 07:47 PM (0sNs1)

85 Greenland had the only mineral that has been mined to extinction. Somthing that was needed to smelt aluiminum. We used it all up in the 1940's.

But they fiured out another way.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 18, 2026 07:47 PM (P4bJX)

86 68 >>Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison

I appreciate you dipping into that sewer but every time you post those inane brain farts I feel like my world gets dumber.
Posted by: JackStraw

The truly terrifying thing is the world is already dumber, it's only your comprehension of the enormity of the problem that has grown.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 18, 2026 07:48 PM (S43bs)

87
Now we can do a remake of The Bedford Incident with a Chinese sub.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Don't fire one.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2026 07:48 PM (Cqx++)

88 51:No, bobcats look totally different.

More square and "heavy" looking.

They're the pug-ugly, p-alooka boxers of the cat world.
Posted by: naturalfake

Saw a bobkittuh up close on the Blue Ridge Parkway. Larger than a domestic cat, maybe female doberman size. Still, did very cat things, like look at me, yawned, took a quick bath and then continued hunting. No other cars on the BRPkwy, so bobkittuh was unconcerned with lone hooman excitedly taking pictures from inside the car and squealing like a little girl.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 18, 2026 07:48 PM (+YRf1)

89 Piper, I do my large meal at lunch. Roasted chicken, grilled artichoke hearts and a romaine salad.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2026 07:48 PM (UdrMW)

90 But they fiured out another way.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

Capitalists, uh...find a way.

Posted by: Based Ian Malcolm at September 18, 2026 07:49 PM (S43bs)

91
Don't fire one.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2026 07:48 PM (Cqx++)

________

The book was much better than the movie.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2026 07:49 PM (eRlcH)

92 Can you imagine how big Sydney Sweeney’s breasts are gonna get big if/when she gets pregnant? Yowza. Maybe we’ll need Greenland for those milkers.

Posted by: Bulg at September 18, 2026 07:49 PM (77rzZ)

93 Wut? New Pussycat?

oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

88 51:No, bobcats look totally different.

More square and "heavy" looking.

They're the pug-ugly, p-alooka boxers of the cat world.
Posted by: naturalfake

Saw a bobkittuh up close on the Blue Ridge Parkway. Larger than a domestic cat, maybe female doberman size. Still, did very cat things, like look at me, yawned, took a quick bath and then continued hunting. No other cars on the BRPkwy, so bobkittuh was unconcerned with lone hooman excitedly taking pictures from inside the car and squealing like a little girl.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 18, 2026 07:48 PM (+YRf1)

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 18, 2026 07:50 PM (/+uur)

94 92 Can you imagine how big Sydney Sweeney’s breasts are gonna get big if/when she gets pregnant? Yowza. Maybe we’ll need Greenland for those milkers.
Posted by: Bulg at September 18, 2026 07:49 PM (77rzZ)

She been waterin them thangs

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 18, 2026 07:50 PM (/+uur)

95 Bulg, my eyes are up here.

Posted by: Sydney S. at September 18, 2026 07:51 PM (0sNs1)

96 I am aware of the strategic importance, the Russian and Chinese presence in the Arctic, the Northwest Passage, the Northern Sea Route, and the Northeast Passage, however, if we can dig up some rare earths and oil, that would be a bonus.

Posted by: runner at September 18, 2026 07:53 PM (AKptf)

97 Bulg, I reject your male gaze! How dare you!?????!!!!!

Posted by: Greta at September 18, 2026 07:53 PM (p6qn4)

98 89 Piper, I do my large meal at lunch. Roasted chicken, grilled artichoke hearts and a romaine salad.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2026 07:48 PM (UdrMW)

Ban Hed withs a whole fucking chicken at the table would be tff

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 18, 2026 07:53 PM (/+uur)

99 >>The truly terrifying thing is the world is already dumber, it's only your comprehension of the enormity of the problem that has grown.

I live in a blue state. Have pretty much all my life and I don't work in a cube, I deal with human units every day. I'm well aware of how stupid a large segment of the world population is.

You guys are just catching up to what some of us have been saying for years.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2026 07:53 PM (viF8m)

100 58
do you eat like that every day ?
Posted by: runner at September 18, 2026

Pretty much, yes.

Posted by: Piper at September 18, 2026 07:54 PM (ZdaMQ)

101 Have you seen Greenland? It's not even that green.

===
Exactly right. Good observation. Greenland is not green...and Iceland is not icy!
Posted by: runner at September 18, 2026 07:44 PM (AKptf)

The Norse were great real estate salesmen. When they wanted to stave off settlers it was "Iceland" when they wanted settlers it was "Greenland". Though it was a tad warmer than now when they found it than today what with Global Warming....

Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2026 07:55 PM (uhVAy)

102 "To me, that feels like you're saying that the juveniles in this incident are uncivilized, and I am personally offended by that analogy."

1) You don't know what "analogy" means.
2) Who gives a f*ck?

Posted by: Oddbob at September 18, 2026 07:55 PM (vTZFs)

103 98 89 Piper, I do my large meal at lunch. Roasted chicken, grilled artichoke hearts and a romaine salad.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2026 07:48 PM (UdrMW)

Ban Hed withs a whole fucking chicken at the table would be tff

Also sounding delicious!

Posted by: Piper at September 18, 2026 07:55 PM (ZdaMQ)

104 What if there is Gold and Diamonds ? there are diamonds in Siberia, you know.

Posted by: runner at September 18, 2026 07:56 PM (AKptf)

105 He doesn't say where this is but it looks like Patagonia.

I like it. Let's call it Patamerica.

Posted by: t-bird at September 18, 2026 07:56 PM (4v5BO)

106
We had some leftover pulled pork so I decided to turn it into a Tmale Pie since tamales are traditionally made from pork.

Turned out very nice.

I recommend you try it.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 18, 2026 07:56 PM (iJfKG)

107 There's a lot of broken people out there.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 18, 2026 07:56 PM (fGj4e)

108
The Big Dummy lost today at the Austin KC show in Belton under a judge even I knew wasn't going to do anything for us. But we should do better under his squeeze tomorrow.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2026 07:57 PM (eRlcH)

109 I live in a blue state. Have pretty much all my life and I don't work in a cube, I deal with human units every day. I'm well aware of how stupid a large segment of the world population is.

You guys are just catching up to what some of us have been saying for years.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2026 07:53 PM (viF8m)

I was a govt contractor
I was in the lobby at 755
I saw a lady at the Northrup Grumman office pull out a picture of B Hussein
Light 2 votive candles
And say the rosery.
Did not know whether to shit or salute.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 18, 2026 07:57 PM (/+uur)

110 84 ... "As a long time ammo reloader and brass scrounger, I hope to hell that someone was policing that brass from the minigun. 308 caliber brass is sacred.
Posted by: JTB at September 18, 2026 07:45 PM

Gonna have to full-length resize it, though."

That's what snow storms and winter nights are for. :-)

Posted by: JTB at September 18, 2026 07:57 PM (yTvNw)

111 Next step in the plan is to deploy a large Sea Funnel to guide the Gulf Stream of America westward to warm the coasts of Greenland. Phooey on the ingrate Euros, they will freeze like they should have been from the start. Greenland Trump hotels, golf courses, etc.

Posted by: Things are Falling into Place at September 18, 2026 07:58 PM (Fn+3X)

112 Except I learned that most of those were filmed in Iceland.

Posted by: SpeakingOf
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Iceland's Next!

if not

Cuba Libre!

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 18, 2026 07:58 PM (+UcOf)

113 I want a publix chicken

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 18, 2026 07:58 PM (/+uur)

114 Speaking of ammo, I've found some 40 cal that is cheaper or the same as 9mm.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 18, 2026 07:58 PM (P4bJX)

115 There should be lots of moss in Greenland

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2026 07:59 PM (Ia/+0)

116 In any event, is anyone familiar with a breed of cat that looks like a juvenile puma?

Posted by: naturalfake at September 18, 2026 07:27 PM (iJfKG)

well all the black cats do. Some of the purebreds might look 'cuter' as adults.

Apparently this new cat species is smaller than housecats and is only 'newly found' because they assumed it was the same as other jungle cats in SA and never looked at the one some dude had in his house for some 10 years.
pretty cute.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2026 07:59 PM (uhVAy)

117 Ban Hed withs a whole fucking chicken at the table would be tff
Posted by: Piper at September 18, 2026 07:55 PM

Well, I wouldn't be f***ing after the visit to Ben Had's kitchen table.

Posted by: The Rooster at September 18, 2026 08:00 PM (0sNs1)

118 There's lots of gold in Greenland. Once we melt the glaciers by diverting the Gulf of America Stream, it will become more evident.

Posted by: Marco Rubio, Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler of Greenland. at September 18, 2026 08:01 PM (Fn+3X)

119 Next step in the plan is to deploy a large Sea Funnel to guide the Gulf Stream of America westward to warm the coasts of Greenland. Phooey on the ingrate Euros, they will freeze like they should have been from the start. Greenland Trump hotels, golf courses, etc.
Posted by: Things are Falling into Place at September 18, 2026 07:58 PM (Fn+3X)

There's an old Stanley Weinbaum story "Shifting Seas" from the 30s where volcanos smash the Panama area and the Gulf Stream goes into the Pacific or gets diverted so Europe is gonna be Tundra in a few years.

A new world war is averted when the US agrees to build a big wall along Panama and diverts it back.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2026 08:02 PM (uhVAy)

120 > there are diamonds in Siberia, you know.
----

and tigers

AND retired Spetsnaz commandos
they are an ill-tempered lot

Posted by: Don Black at September 18, 2026 08:02 PM (ZxPkt)

121 @NEWSMAX
·
39m
BREAKING: President Trump announces the United States has "permanent control" of Greenland.

Posted by: Don Black at September 18, 2026 08:03 PM (ZxPkt)

122 There's lots of gold in Greenland. Once we melt the glaciers by diverting the Gulf of America Stream, it will become more evident.
Posted by: Marco Rubio, Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler of Greenland. at September 18, 2026 08:01 PM (Fn+3X)

We don't need to find gold, we can ship Ice to Europe during the summer to cool them off at a huge profit.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2026 08:03 PM (uhVAy)

123 @58.-runner
do you eat like that everyday ?

Don't push these food people. I found out a few days ago some people are obsessed about their food. They go to extreme about their recipes and how they prepare their food. Best to let them go on and on about it, then if you can, change the subject.

Posted by: Case at September 18, 2026 08:03 PM (xJpuh)

124 Torres de Paine in Patagonia?

It means, "towers of hair combing" in foreign, you know.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2026 08:03 PM (rbvCR)

125 I am aware of the strategic importance

I hope being encircled by the warm embrace of Alaska, Greenland, and the Lower 48 gives Carney ideas about popping off again.

Posted by: t-bird at September 18, 2026 08:05 PM (4v5BO)

126 110 84 ... "As a long time ammo reloader and brass scrounger, I hope to hell that someone was policing that brass from the minigun. 308 caliber brass is sacred.
Posted by: JTB at September 18, 2026 07:45 PM
------

Looking for lumber at a small sawmill, across the way there were two very large cement mixers going at double speed. The proprietor said his nephew had a contract with the Army to clean its spent brass.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 18, 2026 08:05 PM (+UcOf)

127 I saw a lady at the Northrup Grumman office pull out a picture of B Hussein
Light 2 votive candles
And say the rosery.
Did not know whether to shit or salute.
Posted by: r hennigantx

She sounds double-vaccinated. And ready to vote for Talarico (although she'd prefer Crockett, but TX is racist or something).

Posted by: Moron Analyst at September 18, 2026 08:05 PM (S43bs)

128 Friday lunch at the MoMe : salmon terrine spread on bagels, assorted meats and cheeses, pickled vegetables, green olive hummus with garlic naan and other goodies.

Friday night is roasted pig. gigante beans and a couple of other things to be decided.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2026 08:05 PM (UdrMW)

129 There's gold under them glaciers

Posted by: Don Black at September 18, 2026 08:06 PM (ZxPkt)

130 Don't push these food people. I found out a few days ago some people are obsessed about their food. They go to extreme about their recipes and how they prepare their food. Best to let them go on and on about it, then if you can, change the subject.
Posted by: Case at September 18, 2026 08:03 PM (xJpuh)

It sounds more elegant when they say it, than when I drop the chicken breast on the salad and try 3 or 4 spices from the cabinet on it to see how it tastes.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2026 08:06 PM (uhVAy)

131 Five minutes of Flora Purim:
youtube.com/watch?v=L2-_dxvlkg8

Posted by: gp at September 18, 2026 08:07 PM (Jr5Lq)

132 Drax's dogs were not rottweilers

Posted by: Paul at September 18, 2026 08:07 PM (oa7ZR)

133 >>I was a govt contractor
I was in the lobby at 755
I saw a lady at the Northrup Grumman office pull out a picture of B Hussein
Light 2 votive candles
And say the rosery.
Did not know whether to shit or salute.

Muslims are trying to build islamic cities in Texas.

Texas.

I take a back seat to nobody in my disdain for our do nothing, corrupt Republicans in Congress, mostly the Senate. But the current alternative is unthinkable. Letting a group of communists and islamists take over Congress is the alternative.

We can and are working to replace the dipshit liars like Cornyn, Cassidy, Massie, etc.. We didn't get into this place overnight and we won't get out of it overnight.

Drag everyone to the polls. If we get the turnout we got for Trump in 2024 we win. It's that easy.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2026 08:08 PM (viF8m)

134 Fuck off, Paul

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 18, 2026 08:08 PM (fGj4e)

135 >Iceland's Next!

I like Bjork more than the next person, but the Icelanders are a weird strain of independent-collective-anarchist. Don't want them.

Cuba, on the other hand....well, also don't want them as citizens yet, but maybe some kind of protectorate or vassal state for a while could be lucrative.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 18, 2026 08:09 PM (S43bs)

136 Don't push these food people.

Some of them reject maple syrup on French Toast, and worse, maintain that decent BBQ can be found outside of Texas.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 18, 2026 08:09 PM (0sNs1)

137 Fuck off Paul, you bigoted prick.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2026 08:09 PM (UdrMW)

138 It sounds more elegant when they say it, than when I drop the chicken breast on the salad and try 3 or 4 spices from the cabinet on it to see how it tastes.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2026 08:06 PM

Oh my gosh, I do this all the time! Pick a protein, look and see what kind of veggies are in the fridge and create the salad / meal around it. Sometimes it’s a little of this and that that gets thrown on the greens, we call that a salad melange. 😂

Posted by: Piper at September 18, 2026 08:10 PM (ZdaMQ)

139 So if you're on a truck going 80 kph but your are thrown backwards by a launch-rail that accelerates you to 80 kph in the opposite direction, do you just wind up standing in place?

Assume a spherical cow ...

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 18, 2026 08:12 PM (0sNs1)

140 Cuba Libre!

Posted by: Braenyard

I'll drink that!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 18, 2026 08:13 PM (NnhvP)

141 The Donald is now commenting directly on X.

The dial has been turned to eleventy.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2026 08:14 PM (viF8m)

142 Kph. No, that's not right.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 18, 2026 08:15 PM (fGj4e)

143 Got the lawn mowed, laundry done, and made good progress on decluttering. A productive week.

Posted by: gp at September 18, 2026 08:15 PM (Jr5Lq)

144 Regular work day tomorrow so better grt to bed
Have a good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2026 08:17 PM (Ia/+0)

145
HEB has some nice wild-caught salmon portions that are ideal for dinner for the two of us. Put some seafood seasoning on them, cook in the air fryer at 350 for 13 minutes, top with pineapple-mango-coconut-tequila sauce and capers and cook for another 5 minutes. It's yum.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2026 08:17 PM (eRlcH)

146
I would again point out that noticing a troll results in it's thumping it's turnip, spanking it's monkey and choking it's chicken.

It's mom upstairs has to clean it up. Have some consideration.

Posted by: Auspex at September 18, 2026 08:17 PM (Y8DZL)

147 Hadrian, I need the recipe for that sauce, please.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2026 08:18 PM (UdrMW)

148 UH 3, TT 0 1st Q

Posted by: Don Black at September 18, 2026 08:19 PM (ZxPkt)

149 Immigrant Song sounds great but the ending is lame ass ghey

Posted by: Accomack at September 18, 2026 08:19 PM (T8bqm)

150
I need the recipe for that sauce, please.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2026 08:18 PM (UdrMW)

__________

It's sold at HEB. Store brand. Tangy. I can bring you a bottle.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2026 08:20 PM (eRlcH)

151 As God as my witness I did not know food was an obsession to some people. But I looked it up. It is.

Posted by: Case at September 18, 2026 08:20 PM (xJpuh)

152 Hadrian, I need the recipe for that sauce, please.
Posted by: Ben Had

Yes. Sounds like it good on a number of things.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 18, 2026 08:20 PM (fGj4e)

153 Miami 14, Wake Forest 7. Early 2nd Q.

Posted by: Lincolntf at September 18, 2026 08:20 PM (vV6n9)

154 What's on the menu for supper?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 18, 2026 08:21 PM (5C90x)

155 Hadrian, how very generous of you and I will take it.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2026 08:21 PM (UdrMW)

156 135 >Iceland's Next!

I like Bjork more than the next person, but the Icelanders are a weird strain of independent-collective-anarchist. Don't want them.

Cuba, on the other hand....well, also don't want them as citizens yet, but maybe some kind of protectorate or vassal state for a while could be lucrative.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar
---

Don't want either one as a state (no new states) but as part of US conservatorship, they're OK.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 18, 2026 08:21 PM (+UcOf)

157
We caught over 150 fish on the lake today, 42 legal size perch kept.

Posted by: Auspex at September 18, 2026 08:21 PM (Y8DZL)

158 151 lol

Posted by: gp at September 18, 2026 08:22 PM (Jr5Lq)

159 Mark Denney
He doesn't say where this is but it looks like Patagonia.[/i

I'm pretty sure that is correct. I'll be there in 2 months.
#pumped

Posted by: Archimedes at September 18, 2026 08:22 PM (Riz8t)

160 heh

>>@realDonaldTrump

>>I am proud to announce that, effective immediately, I am banning Fake News CNN, MSNOW (who recently changed their name from MSNBC due to lack of viewership and credibility!), and Politico (The recipients of an illegal and ridiculous $8 Million Dollar subscription, an All Time Record, directly from the United States Government, under Crooked Joe Biden, in order to keep them “alive.” Seems like corruption to me!), from the White House as a result of their constant “reporting” FAKE NEWS! Media Outlets shouldn’t be able to constantly write or report FICTION and LIES when they’re covering the President of the United States, the Trump Administration, or the United States of America. Other Fake News Media Outlets to follow. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP

Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2026 08:22 PM (viF8m)

161

Posted by: Archimedes at September 18, 2026 08:22 PM (Riz8t)

162 The Artic is not melting. The whole northern route is stupid.

Posted by: Accomack at September 18, 2026 08:23 PM (T8bqm)

163 In any event, is anyone familiar with a breed of cat that looks like a juvenile puma?
Posted by: naturalfake at September 18, 2026 07:27 PM (iJfKG)

Mountain lions have a long tail, bobcats/lynx a short tail.

Posted by: davidt at September 18, 2026 08:23 PM (Q+gd/)

164 Other countries worth having as states: zero.

Posted by: Accomack at September 18, 2026 08:24 PM (T8bqm)

165 As God as my witness I did not know food was an obsession to some people. But I looked it up. It is.
Posted by: Case at September 18, 2026 08:20 PM (xJpuh)
----
NO SOUP FOR YOU!!

Posted by: Soup Nazi at September 18, 2026 08:24 PM (FZ29D)

166 "We caught over 150 fish on the lake today"

Some fishermen swear by DuPont, but I find that most fish bite best with Acme dynamite.

Posted by: gp at September 18, 2026 08:24 PM (Jr5Lq)

167 Where is “up here,”! Sydney? Your eyes are in your hair?

Posted by: Bulg at September 18, 2026 08:25 PM (77rzZ)

168 Link to Trump on X?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 18, 2026 08:26 PM (+UcOf)

169 >>The Artic is not melting. The whole northern route is stupid.

Then why are China and Russia pursuing it?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2026 08:26 PM (viF8m)

170 Some fishermen swear by DuPont, but I find that most fish bite best with Acme dynamite.
Posted by: gp

The rotary phone trick.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 18, 2026 08:29 PM (wyoRS)

171 As God as my witness I did not know food was an obsession to some people. But I looked it up. It is.
Posted by: Case at September 18, 2026 08:20 PM (xJpuh)

It’s funny, when I first started my fitness journey, I wanted to change my relationship with food and make it something that just provided sustenance. I specifically made it taste bland to avoid over eating. After awhile, I was like this is crazy, you can eat food that is healthy and make it taste good, too. And you can take food that is comforting, or maybe not necessarily viewed as healthy, but do a few tweaks (eat this, not that kind of thing) and not feel like you are missing out. We had pizza last night. But instead of a ton of cheese, it was a little cheese and a ton of veggies. I want to tell you I am not obsessed with food, but I went on and got a nutrition degree so maybe I am. lol.

Posted by: Piper at September 18, 2026 08:31 PM (ZdaMQ)

172 As God as my witness I did not know food was an obsession to some people. But I looked it up. It is.
Posted by: Case at September 18, 2026 08:20 PM (xJpuh)

Bacon.

Posted by: davidt at September 18, 2026 08:32 PM (Q+gd/)

173 Deep-fried bacon is best when served by The Bacon Wench.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 18, 2026 08:32 PM (0sNs1)

174 This man trusted his life to physics. He was ejected at 80 km/h from a truck that was traveling at 80 km/h.

Just wondering: Did they try it with, say, a crate first, or did this daredevil just down a bunch of Red Bull and "trust physics"? As one does.

Posted by: mindful webworker - (Some ones, not me, thanks.) at September 18, 2026 08:33 PM (MX7Zk)

175 Eating junk is like putting half gas and half water in your tank.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2026 08:33 PM (UdrMW)

176 I've spent a lot of time at sea in the Artic and Barents sea. Some parts are busy, some parts are completley empty. Passage along the coast of Russia is free all of the way in summer and most of the way in winter. North of Canada is where it gets blocked completely.

The reason why there isnt much shipping up there is there is no demand. It's a very spasely populated area and the goods are better moved by air.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 18, 2026 08:34 PM (P4bJX)

177 Then why are China and Russia pursuing it?
Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2026 08:26 PM (viF8m)

Because first they worked to help foist this “global warming” scam on us in order to kneecap our industrial and energy policies, and then they made the greatest mistake a scammer can ever make: they started to believe their own lies.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2026 08:35 PM (sTKQb)

178 Sometimes it’s a little of this and that that gets thrown on the greens, we call that a salad melange. 😂
Posted by: Piper

Wow. Y'know, I've always admired people that make a meal with a little of this and a little of that.

Posted by: Joe Bauers at September 18, 2026 08:36 PM (S43bs)

179 Just wondering: Did they try it with, say, a crate first, or did this daredevil just down a bunch of Red Bull and "trust physics"? As one does.
Posted by: mindful webworker - (Some ones, not me, thanks.) at September 18, 2026 08:33 PM (MX7Zk)

There is a 20 mins longer video on ewetub about the whole thing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 18, 2026 08:36 PM (zZu0s)

180 Deep-fried bacon is best when served by The Bacon Wench.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Soon!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 18, 2026 08:36 PM (NnhvP)

181 I don't like food, I love it. If I don't love it I don't swallow.

Posted by: Anton Ego at September 18, 2026 08:37 PM (88C+u)

182 The best way to deal with Cuba and Greenland is Free Association. The US has it with Palau, Micronesia and Marshall Islands. They're independent but we are responsible for their defense. Excellent force projection if needed. Maybe do that with Chagos Archipelago (Diego Garcia ) also

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 18, 2026 08:37 PM (oUMhY)

183 Seems wrong to use scammer in a sentence without subcontinental.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 18, 2026 08:38 PM (d5Pps)

184 Here in IL, we can't put 'E-waste' in landfills anymore, and usually have to pay extra to dispose of TVs etc. Tomorrow there's a rare three-hour free E-waste disposal drop-off event. I'll be hauling stuff there. I bet it will be way crowded. Long line of cars.

Posted by: gp at September 18, 2026 08:40 PM (Jr5Lq)

185 The video of the woman who gave up her daughter is just sad.
She did that about 7 years too late. My heart breaks for a little girl who knew all these years she was unwanted and unloved. Hopefully with the right parents and lots of love she can overcome the damage of her early years.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at September 18, 2026 08:40 PM (FGA9/)

186 >>Because first they worked to help foist this “global warming” scam on us in order to kneecap our industrial and energy policies, and then they made the greatest mistake a scammer can ever make: they started to believe their own lies.

Amateurs study tactics, professionals study logistics.

Omar Bradley

If you don't understand the strategic nature of shipping through the arctic you should read up on it. There's a reason we just committed 7 billion to building a new ice breaking fleet.

Turn your globe 90 degrees and you will see why all the powers are focused on the arctic region and have been for decades.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2026 08:41 PM (viF8m)

187 Braenyard:

https://x.com/realDonaldTrump

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 18, 2026 08:41 PM (aJQbY)

188 It was neither analogy nor simile.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at September 18, 2026 08:41 PM (XMwZJ)

189 There is a 20 mins longer video on ewetub about the whole thing.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Okay. . . .

So, did they test first or not?😁

Posted by: mindful webworker - like and susscribe as they say at September 18, 2026 08:41 PM (MX7Zk)

190 Some people paint. Or play an instrument. Or write novels.

I enjoy cooking.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 18, 2026 08:42 PM (wyoRS)

191 The scrapyard near here takes ewaste and pays 7 cents a pound. I've taken 1500 lbs of stuff over there at a time. They only thing they don't take is CRTs.

Posted by: fd at September 18, 2026 08:43 PM (MWfyi)

192 That route avoids the ME and Indonesia. China to Russia by rail. Russia to Europe by ocean thru Canadian waters. How would we choke that off if China goes for Taiwan? We can’t. They would use the Chukchi Sea instead of the Bering straight.

Posted by: Accomack at September 18, 2026 08:43 PM (T8bqm)

193 If Canada joins the EU, stopping that route gets worse.

Posted by: Accomack at September 18, 2026 08:44 PM (8jVAy)

194 My county dump takes eWaste for free. Just put it on the right pallet.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 18, 2026 08:45 PM (wyoRS)

195 Okay. . . .

So, did they test first or not?😁
Posted by: mindful webworker - like and susscribe as they say at September 18, 2026 08:41 PM (MX7Zk)

I dunno, I did not watch the whole video. Just assume they did. The beginning is testing the catapult.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 18, 2026 08:46 PM (zZu0s)

196 A couple of weeks the fetching Mrs Beartooth and I were traveling west of Salem, OR. There were freshly harvested grain fields along the road. In the fields were multiple dozens of turkey vultures in the fields. They weren't bunch together but scattered all over the place.

Never seen anything like it. We assumed the cutting had exposed rodent holes and the birds were waiting for a meal.

Posted by: Beartooth at September 18, 2026 08:46 PM (JKBDs)

197 >>That route avoids the ME and Indonesia. China to Russia by rail. Russia to Europe by ocean thru Canadian waters. How would we choke that off if China goes for Taiwan? We can’t. They would use the Chukchi Sea instead of the Bering straight.

Fuck Taiwan. Theres a reason we are onshoring chip development.

China and Russia can get to us, the good old US of A, through the Arctic Ocean. But not if we control it. And we can dominate the shipping routes and keep them open unlike say a Strait of Hormuz.

That's what Greenland is all about. The minerals are nice. But we haven't had a base there since WWII because of rare earth minerals. The earth isn't flat, it's round.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2026 08:48 PM (viF8m)

198 Someone asked for a link to Trump on x - here you go!

https://tinyurl.com/57a6rpb3

Posted by: Piper at September 18, 2026 08:48 PM (ZdaMQ)

199 They only thing they don't take is CRTs.
Posted by: fd

Critical Race Theories?
Certified Respiratory Therapists?
Charitable Remainder Trusts?

Posted by: Tonypete at September 18, 2026 08:49 PM (IMGZD)

200 I dont believe there will ever be much shipping in the arctic; I can see why China wants it as a short way to Europe, but I don’t think it’s gonna work out for them. BUT I see Greenland as a very valuable launch base for defense platforms and anything using a polar orbit.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2026 08:49 PM (sTKQb)

201 190 Some people paint. Or play an instrument. Or write novels.

I enjoy cooking.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 18, 2026 08:42 PM (wyoRS)

---------

How's your hollandaise sauce?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 18, 2026 08:52 PM (wpRMV)

202 PDT is a man of vision. He has shown the ability to see things that shape the future not stumble blindly in to it.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2026 08:53 PM (UdrMW)

203 The US once had early warning radar stations all over Greenland. After they were abaondoned, they got swamped by ice. That was one clue that global warming was bulldshit.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 18, 2026 08:54 PM (P4bJX)

204
China wants the arctic to mess with us and take us down a peg or two. They want to be a world power, on equal footing with us over the oceans. Getting a foothold in the Arctic is the way to do that. And that's ice or no. Get submarines under the ice sneaking all around.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 18, 2026 08:54 PM (w6EFb)

205 "Critical Race Theories?
Certified Respiratory Therapists?
Charitable Remainder Trusts?
Posted by: Tonypete"

In the old days, computers shot beams of electrons at our faces.

Posted by: fd at September 18, 2026 08:55 PM (MWfyi)

206 Ben Had,

As TJM would point out, shirley it's all just blind luck, that drumpf!

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 18, 2026 08:55 PM (aJQbY)

207 and then they made the greatest mistake a scammer can ever make: they started to believe their own lies.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2026 08:35 PM (sTKQb)

Never get high on your own supply ...

Posted by: browndog says woof at September 18, 2026 08:56 PM (oCio0)

208 Labs and Retrievers are fantastic dogs.

Generally, not good guard dogs.

Might want a Melanois or German Shepherd for that.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 18, 2026 07:35 PM (fGj4e)

Having both Malinois and German Shepherds, I rate this comment as true. There's a reason Shepherd owners refer to their dogs as velociraptors.

Posted by: Beartooth at September 18, 2026 08:56 PM (JKBDs)

209 It only has to be useable to the extent that we would need to stop it.
Greenland doesn’t change much.
We are the mark.

Posted by: Accomack at September 18, 2026 08:56 PM (GbONR)

210 fd,

Pretty sure they still do.

I theorize that's why my beard went um... pale grey, already, while my hair is still the same color it was 20 years ago.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 18, 2026 08:56 PM (aJQbY)

211 >I dont believe there will ever be much shipping in the arctic;

uh huh.

>>Can China’s new Arctic sea route to Europe replace Middle East chokepoints?
Beijing’s new ‘Ice Silk Road’ cuts through a melting Arctic, and could prompt new tensions with the US, analysts say.

https://tinyurl.com/3cs7b9cs

Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2026 08:57 PM (viF8m)

212 Jack Straw, shirley, you have some maritime contacts that will jump all over Greenland.
I’m up for the challenge.

Posted by: RI Red at September 18, 2026 08:58 PM (ttrGW)

213 The earth isn't flat, it's round.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2026 08:48 PM

That's what they want you to believe.

Posted by: Flat Earthers at September 18, 2026 08:58 PM (0sNs1)

214 Never get high on your own supply ...
Posted by: browndog says woof at September 18, 2026 08:56 PM

Some supplies are better than other supplies.

Posted by: Eric Swalwell (D-CA & Cuck-CCP) at September 18, 2026 09:00 PM (0sNs1)

215 >>Jack Straw, shirley, you have some maritime contacts that will jump all over Greenland.
I’m up for the challenge.

Did you get my email?

And don't call me shirley.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2026 09:00 PM (viF8m)

216 The one I responded to on 9/13?

Posted by: RI Red at September 18, 2026 09:02 PM (ttrGW)

217 The earth isn't flat, it's round.
Posted by: JackStraw

That's what they want you to believe.

Posted by: mindful webworker - The Oblate Spheroid Society at September 18, 2026 09:03 PM (MX7Zk)

218 >>The one I responded to on 9/13?

I didn't get it.

Did you send it through the Northwest Passage?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2026 09:03 PM (viF8m)

219 >> That's what they want you to believe.

And gravity is fake. It's density....

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 18, 2026 09:04 PM (w6EFb)

220 I have long believed that the People Who Matter decided that Trump should win 2024. I think they dumped Biden because he wouldn’t take the L the way Kamahaha would if it meant she was D candidate in 28.
The fraud was turned off to see to it Trump would win. I think by 28 we will see the trap fully deployed.
Still doesn’t explain why Jutnin had to go.
I am a bit cynical.

Posted by: Accomack at September 18, 2026 09:04 PM (GbONR)

221 Posted by: mindful webworker - The Oblate Spheroid Society

Dagnabbit. That wasn't supposed to include the mw part.

Phayl

Posted by: mindful webworker - Sock puppet had a hole in it. at September 18, 2026 09:06 PM (MX7Zk)

222 Nah, East Passage around NPT.

Posted by: RI Red at September 18, 2026 09:06 PM (GOpmI)

223 >> That's what they want you to believe.

Slightly pear shaped oblate spheroid (differences there between south and northern hemispheres is on the order of 1m, which is nothing -- but the precision of geospatial measurement is getting that good).

Posted by: The Pear Earth Society at September 18, 2026 09:09 PM (w6EFb)

224 Well the offer stands.

I'll shoot off a flare when the time comes.

PS, we have a great new bar and restaurant here since your last visit.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2026 09:10 PM (viF8m)

225 You can walk outside and see the world is flat. What are you going to believe, your own eyes, or some "Experts"?

Posted by: Guy who does not trust the Experts at September 18, 2026 09:11 PM (MWfyi)

226 Yay! Greenland, USA. Welcome.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 18, 2026 09:12 PM (n5tGW)

227 Well the offer stands.

I'll shoot off a flare when the time comes.

PS, we have a great new bar and restaurant here since your last visit.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2026 09:10 PM (viF8m)

I’ll keep an eye out to the western skies.

Posted by: RI Red at September 18, 2026 09:13 PM (GOpmI)

228
The French used to think the earth was prolate, not oblate, based on some theories by Descartes and the Cassini's. Newton figured it had to be oblate, pointing to observations of Saturn and Jupiter as well as his gravitational theories.

But the Frogs rejected that until they finally proved Newton right. Well, not all of them, there was a dispute over that, and they fund some big geodesy expeditions to measure it, comparing the equatorial regions to the higher latitudes.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 18, 2026 09:13 PM (w6EFb)

229 You can walk outside and see the world is flat. What are you going to believe, your own eyes, or some "Experts"?
Posted by: Guy who does not trust the Experts at September 18, 2026 09:11 PM (MWfyi)

This too, is the story of the last 20 years.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 18, 2026 09:16 PM (zZu0s)

230 197:That's what Greenland is all about. The minerals are nice. But we haven't had a base there since WWII because of rare earth minerals. The earth isn't flat, it's round.
Posted by: JackStraw

Thule AB.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 18, 2026 09:16 PM (+YRf1)

231 >>I’ll keep an eye out to the western skies.

I think I see the problem. Vermont is to your west, I'm to your southeast in RI. Or as bluebell calls us Massachusetts dingleberries and that hurts coming from bluebell.

I had no idea she was such a mean person.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2026 09:19 PM (viF8m)

232 Thick black trash bags, stuffed in your neighbor's can, you can get rid of anything.

Posted by: I Make It Disappear. at September 18, 2026 09:25 PM (Fn+3X)

233 Trump is going after Patagonia next.

Posted by: Weakly Reader at September 18, 2026 09:27 PM (Fn+3X)

234 Cuba plunges into total blackout as electrical grid collapses again, US Embassy warns.

I am so proud of Cuba doing its part to end ..............

"GLOBAL WARMING"

Posted by: Jackson K. at September 18, 2026 09:29 PM (b/4LV)

235 Oktoberfest! Marzen for everyone! Yayy!

*devours pork knuckles

Posted by: man at September 18, 2026 09:32 PM (pfXMo)

236 Quad miniguns. Look at the brass dumping out it like a downpour of rain.

Not a silly question ... what is the point?

Rather than 4 mini-guns, just one big one ...
Redundancy - yes, 1 breaks 3 more keep going.

But why not have 4 independently aim-able mini-guns? Cover a much wide swath of targets.

Posted by: Adriane the Hoplology Critic . . . at September 18, 2026 09:33 PM (3ZUWJ)

237 At X the TDS people are saying that nothing has changed from before when Greenland was covered by the 1951 treaty. Trying to explain that the scope of this appears to be much broader is a waste of time.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 18, 2026 09:33 PM (oUMhY)

238 and could prompt new tensions with the US, analysts say.

https://tinyurl.com/3cs7b9cs
Posted by: JackStraw

Not many refueling stop on that route. Putin can charge whatever he wants.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 18, 2026 09:35 PM (NnhvP)

239 Patagonia is controlled by 2 countries, Argentina and to a lesser extent Chile. Now that USAID is gone they are both already allies.

All your base are belong to us

Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2026 09:35 PM (viF8m)

240 At X the TDS people are saying that nothing has changed from before when Greenland was covered by the 1951 treaty. Trying to explain that the scope of this appears to be much broader is a waste of time.
Posted by: Smell the Glove

It's like asking a fish to climb a tree. Or some such shit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 18, 2026 09:36 PM (wOO3z)

241 First N'Eer of the season?

https://tinyurl.com/yn7u8kmn

Posted by: IrishEi?! at September 18, 2026 09:37 PM (3ImbR)

242 Patagonia is controlled by 2 countries,"

China.

Oh, Patagonia, not the overpriced jackets

Posted by: man at September 18, 2026 09:37 PM (pfXMo)

243 NOOD ONT
in less than half an hour
probably
Start practicing your Refresh now.
🤪

Posted by: mindful webworker - spectacularly ordinary at September 18, 2026 09:38 PM (MX7Zk)

244
First N'Eer of the season?

But I did not shoot the deputy.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2026 09:42 PM (Cqx++)

245 Quad minigun is frigging epic. Would have been nice to have one of those at the scene where the white college girls got dragged off their porch and beaten during that street takeover. Just gonna say it, being able to cut loose with one at that moment and shred all of the thugs would have made my dick hard.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 18, 2026 09:44 PM (S41Gd)

246 Would have been nice to have one of those at the scene where the white college girls got dragged off their porch"

Probably overkill. How about a nice DDM4 V7 w/ their 32 rd mags?

Posted by: man at September 18, 2026 09:48 PM (pfXMo)

247 Nood

Posted by: Thanatopsis at September 18, 2026 09:53 PM (hG5L0)

248 Already nooded.
Thanks.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at September 18, 2026 09:55 PM (Sco7b)

249 Quad minigun is frigging epic. Would have been nice to have one of those at the scene…

Whenever I see mobs and looters, the phrase comes to mind, "target-rich environment." Being naturally of a not-cruel temperament, my mind begins devising non-lethal methods of control, like blue-paint firehoses or drones dropping glue and itching powder.

But for lasting effectiveness…

Posted by: mindful webworker - deviously plain at September 18, 2026 09:56 PM (MX7Zk)

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