A Haitian Woman Attacked and Then <i>Gnawed</i> On the Face of a Woman, Disfiguring Her Forever.<br>Canadian Courts Gave Her a Reduced Sentence So That This Doctor/Engineer Wouldn't Be Deported.

A Haitian Woman Attacked and Then Gnawed On the Face of a Woman, Disfiguring Her Forever.
Canadian Courts Gave Her a Reduced Sentence So That This Doctor/Engineer Wouldn't Be Deported.

Seal the northern border, reduce visas for Canadians, increase tariffs to 50%, permanently.

We must insulate ourselves from this demonic nation.

Woman convicted of disfiguring biting attack given reduced sentence because she's Haitian

Tristin Hopper: In a decision released this week, the Quebec Court of Appeal ruled that four years was too harsh, in part because it could possibly get her deported

Four years is "too harsh" for eating the face of a stranger and disfiguring her for life?

By Tristin Hopper

A Haitian woman who disfigured a stranger in a Montreal-area biting attack has been given a reduced sentence by a Quebec judge on the grounds that a harsher prison term would endanger her "precarious immigration status."

Just two days after Christmas in 2022, Macdala Monfiston spent eight minutes viciously attacking a woman outside a bar in Laval, Que., leaving the victim with bite marks all over her arms and face.
Court records described one of the facial wounds as being "several centimetres long, necessitating repeated treatments and leaving a prominent scar."
Video of the assault obtained by The Journal de Montreal shows Monfiston pulling the victim's hair, kicking her motionless form on the ground and straddling her body while biting at her face.
"When I tell people I was bit, they ask me what kind of animal, if it was by a pit bull. They can't believe it's a person who did this to me," the victim told the paper in a French-language interview.
Although good Samaritans attempted to intervene, they were held back by Monfiston's boyfriend.

After Monfiston pleaded guilty to aggravated assault in early 2025, a Court of Quebec judge sentenced her to four years in prison -- the sentence already a fraction of the maximum 14-year sentence set for the crime under the Criminal Code.
But in a decision released this week, the Quebec Court of Appeal ruled that four years was too harsh, in part because it could possibly get her deported.

Under the Immigration and Refugee Protection Act, anyone jailed for longer than two years is deemed guilty of "serious criminality," and loses their appeal rights in the case of a removal order.

"The prison sentence has a much greater impact on the defendant than on other offenders who might have committed similar acts," reads the French-language decision, rendered on Sept. 14 by appeals court judges Suzanne Gagné, Christine Baudouin and Genevieve Marcotte.

I'm done with Canada. I'm done with Europe.

Cut them off and leave them to rot.

And it's time to consider separating some states from the US.

Kathy Hochul's pardon travesty lifts immigrant criminals over Americans' safety
By Daniel McCarthy
How far will New York Gov. Kathy Hochul go to keep immigrant criminals in this country?
So far she'll even pardon a man convicted of an aggravated felony, if that's what it takes to prevent the US Supreme Court from setting a restrictionist precedent.
Keisy Guerrero Mariano is a Dominican who spent two years in prison for committing a violent crime -- second-degree assault.
Guerrero Mariano, known as "G.M." in court documents, is exactly the sort of lawbreaker Americans overwhelmingly want to see deported.
But not Hochul; she granted him clemency on Aug. 28.
His case stood out from those of the other five people she pardoned that day.
The others were non-violent offenders who'd committed their crimes decades ago -- two in the 1980s, two in the '90s, and just one as recently as 2007.
G.M. was convicted in 2015.
Yet the governor decided he merited special leniency, for political reasons.
Immigration and Customs Enforcement arrested G.M. in 2020, intending to deport him based on his criminal record.
ICE had to let him go in 2022, however, because of a nationwide injunction related to COVID that required the agency to review custody of individuals with certain medical conditions.
While ICE had him, though, G.M.'s lawyers challenged the agency's right to hold him for a prolonged time without a bond hearing.
That's what Hochul's pardon is really about.
President Donald Trump's Justice Department planned to make the Dominican's appeals a test case before the Supreme Court -- one likely to establish that G.M. and others like him are not entitled to a bond hearing.
Bond hearings are an easily exploited weakness in America's immigration security: They protract the legal process of deporting lawbreakers, while also giving them an opportunity to get out of detention temporarily -- and then permanently, by failing to show up when they're due for their next hearing.
G.M. came to this country legally in 2011, but he forfeited any right to remain here once he committed a felony.
Now Hochul has nullified his conviction to undercut ICE's grounds for removing him, and to collapse the appeals process that was leading to the Supreme Court -- and a probable defeat for those who want to make deportation as difficult as possible.

Below, video of the horrifying biting attack by the nurse/doctor/engineer. You can see the biting going on in background. And halfway through the mauling, samaritans come by to stop it, but her boyfriend, who is also a future tech mogul on the level of Tony Stark, block people from assisting the ravaged woman so that his feral monster of a girlfriend can finish eating her face.

You can't see much but it's still horrifying. You have my blessing if you want to skip it and take it as read into the record.

A Haitian woman living in Canada, with an extensive criminal background beats, stomps and bites a stranger for 8 straight minutes, leaving the victim disfigured, is given a reduced sentence of 2 years LESS A DAY, so as not to meet the 2 year threshold which would get her… https://t.co/ySqBfgZLry pic.twitter.com/5SXhSsJ4od
— Stacey (@StaceyMonette27) September 16, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:25 PM

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1 uno

Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 02:25 PM (AKptf)

2 Best and brightest, yo. Best. And. Brightest.

All these future physicians are so vital to our national fabric.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 02:25 PM (gLYp7)

3 Like New York, Virginia is also changing the rules to release murderers.

Spanberger replaced the entire State Parole Board with her own people, who immediately started paroling murderers.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 02:27 PM (gLYp7)

4 Carry.
Especially if you're a woman.
Face gnawing zombies have to be dealt with.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 17, 2026 02:27 PM (xcxpd)

5 "read"; the description is bad enough

Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 02:27 PM (AKptf)

6 Clearly she was just following her cultural norms...

You know... Cannibalism...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 17, 2026 02:28 PM (mP0Kj)

7 Canada is ready to join the EU, I see.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 17, 2026 02:28 PM (Cw4E2)

8 Carry.
Especially if you're a woman.
Face gnawing zombies have to be dealt with.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 17, 2026 02:27 PM (xcxpd)

Pretty sure neither Nurse nor SMH are ever going to get their faces eaten off.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 02:28 PM (gLYp7)

9 Walking Dead come to life so to speak

Posted by: Turambars phone at September 17, 2026 02:29 PM (Q0yOR)

10 What the hell is going on in that video? What's fatty doing with his arms out like he's directing people away from the attack? It's like he's saying, "The situation's under control, nothing to see here."

Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2026 02:29 PM (mkw2N)

11 Didn't Haiti invent the "Zombi"?

Posted by: 88C+u at September 17, 2026 02:30 PM (88C+u)

12 Just a bit too much Haiti in the news recently, don't you think?

Posted by: Hillary! at September 17, 2026 02:30 PM (p5Pt8)

13
Those Haitian engineers. What scamps!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 02:30 PM (eRlcH)

14 What the hell is going on in that video? What's fatty doing with his arms out like he's directing people away from the attack? It's like he's saying, "The situation's under control, nothing to see here."

Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2026 02:29 PM (mkw2N)

It's exactly that.

Attempt to interfere, and you'll be attacked.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 02:31 PM (gLYp7)

15 Old hotness: Haitians eating pets.
New hotness: Haitians chomping Canadians.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram - My president has convictions. at September 17, 2026 02:31 PM (fbleX)

16 And I'm done with many federal judges:

Julie Kelly 🇺🇸
@julie_kelly2
·
3h
In a stunning political move, the chief judge of the Minneapolis federal bench disclosed the behind the scenes collaboration between all judges to thwart legal proceedings related to immigration cases this year.

Patrick Schiltz, who admitted his longtime involvement in a pro-migrant nonprofit, reveals how judges remained on their cell phones nonstop to halt deportation proceedings. And rather than evaluate each case individually—as is required—the judges developed pro forma orders (as I predicted) to immediately stop cases in their tracks.

This is something:

Schiltz: “Some judges built templates of legal orders so they could respond quickly to some of the detention issues that were arising again and again.”

Posted by: beckster at September 17, 2026 02:31 PM (kX27y)

17 Canada is ready to join the EU, I see.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 17, 2026 02:28 PM (Cw4E2)

invoke that Monroe Doctrine ASAP.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2026 02:32 PM (uhVAy)

18 Face gnawing zombies have to be dealt with.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 17, 2026 02:27 PM

Leave them too it. Zombies need brainzzz. They'll starve up there.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 17, 2026 02:32 PM (P6lWH)

19
Tristin Hopper: In a decision released this week, the Quebec Court of Appeal ruled that four years was too harsh, in part because it could possibly get her deported

Remember the reason there is a threat of deportation is that when people wrote this law they assumed you would of course just deport violent criminals.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 02:32 PM (sKqQm)

20 Canadian refugees allowed conditionally; that they are never allowed citizenship and must leave whenever rational governance returns to Canada. And they must be of European descent, no fucking muslims or aliens from other countries.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 02:33 PM (iLKq8)

21 Yum............ Yum........... Canadian Bacon !!!!

Posted by: Mike Hunt at September 17, 2026 02:33 PM (qDw3H)

22 Don't worry, the victim will enjoy the benefits of Canada's free health care system.

Posted by: mrp at September 17, 2026 02:33 PM (rj6Yv)

23
Just a bit too much Haiti in the news recently, don't you think?
Posted by: Hillary! at September 17, 2026 02:30 PM (p5Pt

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What's been in the news too much recently is this helicopter crash in Los Angeles. But anything that would get a passing mention if it happened anywhere else is OMG!!! when it's in LA or NYC.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 02:33 PM (eRlcH)

24 12 Just a bit too much Haiti in the news recently, don't you think?
Posted by: Hillary! at September 17, 2026 02:30 PM (p5Pt

Haiti has no Home here?

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 17, 2026 02:33 PM (mP0Kj)

25 Having Canada as our hat is no different than having any other EU country there. Shouldn't be a surprise that Carney thumbed his nose at Trump and is seeking membership in the EU.

They are all run by open borders globalists. Lots of people think the WEF and the UN and other globalist organizations were a real threat. I bet they do now.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 02:33 PM (viF8m)

26 Face gnawing zombies have to be dealt with.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 17, 2026 02:27 PM
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I did not have that on my dance card for 2026.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 17, 2026 02:33 PM (amcLV)

27 "Bitten By Devils" a true story. Isn't it Tucker that says he was bitten by demons in the night? There are old stories of evil spirits biting people, but real people biting people seems worse. The boyfriend should have been charged as an accomplice ... or is he another illegal, so not guilty?

Posted by: illiniwek at September 17, 2026 02:34 PM (vbXSk)

28 A Haitian woman who disfigured a stranger in a Montreal-area biting attack has been given a reduced sentence.
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[shrugs]

C'est le guerre.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2026 02:34 PM (XeU6L)

29 Montreal is also where religious Jews are scared to go out in public thanks to the all the peaceful Muslims who have ben imported into the city.

Posted by: Mon Dieu at September 17, 2026 02:34 PM (Bl+DZ)

30 The right: When you bring people in from a shithole country your country will start mirroring theirs

The left: That's racist. Obviously there are violent Haitians just because it has a violent corrupt society

The news: A Haitian Woman Attacked and Then Gnawed On the Face of a Woman

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 02:34 PM (sKqQm)

31
Haiti has no Home here?

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 17, 2026 02:33 PM (mP0Kj)

Well played, sir!

Posted by: moki at September 17, 2026 02:34 PM (wLjpr)

32 Cyprus, Malta and...Canada. go for it.

Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 02:34 PM (AKptf)

33 You can't see much but it's still horrifying. You have my blessing if you want to skip it and take it as read into the record.
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Thanks, ace.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 02:35 PM (DBEh4)

34
A Haitian woman who disfigured a stranger in a Montreal-area biting attack has been given a reduced sentence.

_________

Maybe the stranger was speaking in English. That's a capital offense in Quebec.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 02:35 PM (eRlcH)

35 A Haitian woman who disfigured a stranger in a Montreal-area biting attack has been given a reduced sentence.

We cannot spare this woman; she bites!

Posted by: Canada at September 17, 2026 02:36 PM (p5Pt8)

36 Trump: And let me tell you, you don't want your face eaten by a leopard. Its not fun. You won't like you it feels. You won't like to look in the mirror afterwards.

Canadians: F*ck you Trump. If we want to have our faces eaten by leopards you can't stop us you fascist! We have autonomy and just watch us go!

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 02:36 PM (sKqQm)

37 Holy. Shit. Why can't we just shoot these mofos on the street and save time bringing them before a (spit!) 'understanding' magistrate? The sooner we sever all ties with the Canucks and declare them a hostile foreign power, the better …

Posted by: Dr_No at September 17, 2026 02:36 PM (ayRl+)

38 Only 1 haitian did this let’s paint the entire community this way, racist!!

Maybe a few are doing this but no big deal

Maybe a lot are doing this but what can you do? It’s their culture. We have to learn to live with it.

It’s awesome that Haitians do this and here is why opposing it is racist.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 17, 2026 02:36 PM (Bl+DZ)

39 Only 1 haitian did this let’s [not] paint the entire community this way, racist!!

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 17, 2026 02:36 PM (Bl+DZ)

Now ask them to do gun owners after a shooting.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 02:37 PM (gLYp7)

40 Maybe a lot are doing this but what can you do? It’s their culture. We have to learn to live with it.
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There's that gang chief named "Barbecue" who has...unusual dining habits.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 17, 2026 02:37 PM (amcLV)

41 Advise Canadians of a lead wall down the middle of the Great Lakes of America.
Line the lakes with full timers, give them free hookups and bonus money for confirmed kills.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 02:38 PM (iLKq8)

42 Hasn't she suffered enough already? The stress from worrying about deportation, being separated from her family, and most importantly, the backlash against the migrant community.

Posted by: Lindsay Clancy Jurors at September 17, 2026 02:38 PM (xDw5z)

43 Pretty sure neither Nurse nor SMH are ever going to get their faces eaten off.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 17, 2026 02:28 PM (gLYp7)
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Heh.

Yeah, that ranks pretty low on my give-a-shit-o-meter.

Still have no desire to see a zombie movie come to life.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 02:38 PM (DBEh4)

44 There is a rumor out on the internet that Xi suffered a stroke today.....

Posted by: Jackson K. at September 17, 2026 02:38 PM (5U1m0)

45 Anglo-Canucks: Some canadian bacon and a coffee from Tim Horton's would hit the spot

Franco-Canucks: Wee, wee I could go for some Poutine and a nice wine!

Haitian-Canucks: Excuse me do you mind if I gnaw on your face for a bit I'm feeling a big peckish

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 02:39 PM (sKqQm)

46 Now Hochul has nullified his conviction to undercut ICE's grounds for removing him, and to collapse the appeals process that was leading to the Supreme Court -- and a probable defeat for those who want to make deportation as difficult as possible.

I don't think the one follows the other. ICE should just pick him and let his pro bono lawyers fight it, keeping the controversy alive.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 17, 2026 02:39 PM (4NO2D)

47 At least the Haitians in Haiti know you are supposed to cook someone before eating them.

This raw and on the skull stuff is simply barbaric

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 02:39 PM (sKqQm)

48 Fortunately in Minnesota, our governor is too stupid to thwart ICE. Walz recently pardoned a guy who assalted a young girl to keep him from being deported. The guy was deported anyway.

Posted by: Dave at September 17, 2026 02:39 PM (sbsMc)

49 There's that gang chief named "Barbecue" who has...unusual dining habits.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 17, 2026 02:37 PM (amcLV)

Speaking of the devil, I wonder if he's invited that creep that got deported yesterday over to dinner? Metaphorically speaking, of course...

Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 17, 2026 02:40 PM (ZgwKJ)

50 This raw and on the skull stuff is simply barbaric
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 02:39 PM (sKqQm)
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Head cheese while it's still on the head!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 17, 2026 02:40 PM (amcLV)

51 Sergeant Preston would be so ashamed of his county now …

Posted by: Dr_No at September 17, 2026 02:41 PM (ayRl+)

52 Any non-citizen that commits a felony in the country should be shot.

Let's make this easy.

And if non-citizens don't want to be shot they can either not come or not commit a felony with the US

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 02:41 PM (sKqQm)

53 Raw barbacoa

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 02:42 PM (oHCVF)

54
"Night of the Eating Haitians"

CHUD (Cannibalistic Haitian Un-Deportables)

Call me Hollywood!

Posted by: naturalfake at September 17, 2026 02:42 PM (eR5WW)

55 There's a possibility they could deport her...and they didn't just pardon her!?!?!? What kind of monsters are running Canada these days!!??!?

Posted by: Tim Walz at September 17, 2026 02:43 PM (xDw5z)

56 There is a rumor out on the internet that Xi suffered a stroke today.....

Yeah, I read speculation that he was the victim of a directed energy weapon, as was another high ranking guy there.
Why he beat feet back to Chyna.
I read it on the internet, so you know...

Posted by: MkY at September 17, 2026 02:43 PM (q6tQZ)

57 @ 53 Raw barbacoa — Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 02:42 PM (oHCVF)
___________________________________

So: 'Rawbacoa' … ?

Posted by: Dr_No at September 17, 2026 02:43 PM (ayRl+)

58 The last time there was a face eating, it was due to bath salts.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 02:43 PM (oHCVF)

59 The voodoo is strong in this one.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 17, 2026 02:43 PM (4NO2D)

60
I'm less concerned about the Hungry Haitian than I am about Hochul's move. Is Bruce Blakeman a noisemaker? I wish someone would scream about that ambitious, person-hating bitch.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2026 02:43 PM (XJ22o)

61 Some people living in Canada are more equal than others

Posted by: Gref at September 17, 2026 02:44 PM (5rh/l)

62 You can see pictures of this fine cultural enhancement here at the Daily Mail:

https://tinyurl.com/yer97trx

Posted by: Provided as a public service at September 17, 2026 02:44 PM (2Ez/1)

63 Is Face Gnawing one of the events in the Haitian Long Pig Show and Rodeo?

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 17, 2026 02:44 PM (wVcYX)

64 They're eating the Canucks.
They're eating the faces of the people that live there.

Posted by: Donald Trump at September 17, 2026 02:44 PM (wGerL)

65 So: 'Rawbacoa' … ?
Posted by: Dr_No

Why....yes.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 02:45 PM (oHCVF)

66 The Believers was a pretty horrifying movie

Posted by: Turambars phone at September 17, 2026 02:45 PM (Q0yOR)

67 I'll take it as read into the record, ace. Why the heck do the horror writers have to be right?

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 17, 2026 02:45 PM (aJQbY)

68 @ 62 You can see pictures of this fine cultural enhancement here at the Daily Mail: https://tinyurl.com/yer97trx Posted by: Provided as a public service at September 17, 2026 02:44 PM (2Ez/1)
____________________

So we're all supposed to throw up and go blind, then … ?

Posted by: Dr_No at September 17, 2026 02:45 PM (ayRl+)

69 Macdala Monfiston looks like Simon Phoenix

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 02:46 PM (sKqQm)

70 Huh. OT sort of. Insty has a bit on Merz in Germany calling Free Speech a 'libertarian American thing' that he does not share.

We have to quit playing with these people.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 17, 2026 02:46 PM (zZu0s)

71 Why are we as a species becoming dumber and not smarter like evolution is supposed to work ???

Is it because life is just too easy these days compared to the old days ???

Posted by: Jackson K. at September 17, 2026 02:46 PM (5U1m0)

72 There's that gang chief named "Barbecue" who has...unusual dining habits.
Posted by: Captain Obvious

Seriously. He cooks them first?

Posted by: J. Dahmer at September 17, 2026 02:47 PM (VHUov)

73 So they're not just eating the dogs and cats I see.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 17, 2026 02:47 PM (tof11)

74 Who names their kid Macdala?

Posted by: I gotta ask at September 17, 2026 02:47 PM (2Ez/1)

75 I lived in Montreal for two years. I hate the people there. They have all of the attitude of Parisians, with none of the art, culture, food, or architecture. They are miserable people and their attitude wears you down until you start to legitimately hate all of them.

The weather is awful too. If there's snow on the ground, you don't want to be anywhere near Montreal.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2026 02:47 PM (mkw2N)

76 Why are we as a species becoming dumber and not smarter like evolution is supposed to work ???

Is it because life is just too easy these days compared to the old days ???
Posted by: Jackson K.

We have legislated Darwin out of existence.

Posted by: mikeski at September 17, 2026 02:47 PM (VHUov)

77 In a somewhat related story:

- "The chief judge of the Minneapolis federal bench disclosed the behind the scenes collaboration between all judges to thwart legal proceedings related to immigration cases this year." via Julie Kelly on X

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 17, 2026 02:48 PM (2Cry5)

78 Live and Let Die

Posted by: 007 at September 17, 2026 02:48 PM (wVcYX)

79
He shouts, she bites, they wrangle through the night, yeah
She go crazy
Got to make a getaway, Papa say

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 17, 2026 02:48 PM (5C90x)

80 > You can see pictures of this fine cultural enhancement here at the Daily Mail:

Gap tooth AND titty tats! What a looker!

Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2026 02:49 PM (mkw2N)

81 It's going to come down to vigilantism. When judges side with criminals, the people will need to intervene. If they consistently side with criminals, the people will need to intervene against judges.

Posted by: mea culpa at September 17, 2026 02:49 PM (dGEJD)

82
*walks into Haitian restaurant*

"Is the face fresh?"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 02:49 PM (eRlcH)

83 I lived in Montreal for two years. I hate the people there. They have all of the attitude of Parisians, with none of the art, culture, food, or architecture. They are miserable people and their attitude wears you down until you start to legitimately hate all of them.

The weather is awful too. If there's snow on the ground, you don't want to be anywhere near Montreal.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2026 02:47 PM (mkw2N)

Yes - the French speakers being treated as a superior caste by the government has always been a major mistake.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2026 02:50 PM (uhVAy)

84 In Haiti the woman was a good tester. She was just trying local French-Canadian cuisine

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2026 02:50 PM (oUMhY)

85 If gun owners can be arrested and imprisoned for not keeping their guns locked up and away from miscreants, why aren't judges being locked up for not keeping dangerous miscreants away from innocents?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 17, 2026 02:50 PM (0sNs1)

86 Why are we as a species becoming dumber and not smarter like evolution is supposed to work ???

Is it because life is just too easy these days compared to the old days ???
Posted by: Jackson K.
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Smartphones

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 17, 2026 02:51 PM (XvL8K)

87 Yes - the French speakers being treated as a superior caste by the government has always been a major mistake.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2026 02:50 PM

I believe the French speakers there are properly referred to as Francophones.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at September 17, 2026 02:51 PM (0sNs1)

88 Why are we as a species becoming dumber and not smarter like evolution is supposed to work ???

In the old days being a certain type of stupid would get you killed before your kids grew to adulthood.

Now we give those people government dollars taken from the nominal smart people.

And remember the iron law of supply and demand. You get more of what you pay for and less of what you penalize

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 02:51 PM (sKqQm)

89
Yes - the French speakers being treated as a superior caste by the government has always been a major mistake.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2026 02:50 PM (uhVAy)

__________

If Quebec were to gain independence, every language law in the rest of Canada would be repealed 20 minutes later.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 02:51 PM (eRlcH)

90 If gun owners can be arrested and imprisoned for not keeping their guns locked up and away from miscreants, why aren't judges being locked up for not keeping dangerous miscreants away from innocents?

Honestly lack of will on the part of right leaning pols.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 02:52 PM (sKqQm)

91 Why are we as a species becoming dumber and not smarter like evolution is supposed to work ???
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My plan is progressing nicely.

Posted by: Stan at September 17, 2026 02:53 PM (XeU6L)

92 this isn't a law, but stems from the R v. Pham 2013 supreme court case. That is when the SC set the precedent that judges must take the impact to immigration status into account.

can see two reasons covered in the article why her immigration status was considered:
1- She arrived in Canada at the age of two
2- She is a single mother of 4 Canadian citizens (3 in her custody).

Deporting people who arrived before they can form conscious memories or coherently communicate is morally dubious. Deporting someone who arrived as a baby is not the same as deporting someone who arrived voluntarily as an adult.

is kinda her own fault for not getting Canadian citizenship, she chose to remain Haitian

You know we're done for when majority of people aren't even outraged by this privileged treatment of "immigrants"

Canada is the dream country of Reddit Mods. Canada would be like if California was a sovereign country and on steroids. (And 3x as gay -Intrepid)

Well this article really isnt helping Haitian stereotypes lol

Stereotypes are earned, not given.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 17, 2026 02:53 PM (xDw5z)

93 >>>"Is the face fresh?"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Cheek meat and salivary glands are good with eggs.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 17, 2026 02:53 PM (5C90x)

94 Yes - the French speakers being treated as a superior caste by the government has always been a major mistake.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2026 02:50 PM

I believe the French speakers there are properly referred to as Francophones.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at September 17, 2026 02:51 PM (0sNs1)

That would apply anywhere not just Canada.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2026 02:54 PM (uhVAy)

95 74 Who names their kid Macdala?

prolly has a brother named macncheez

Posted by: anachronda at September 17, 2026 02:54 PM (v3pYe)

96 Prime Minister Narendra Modi stopped his speech midway to ask Chinese President Xi Jinping if “it is okay?". ...after noticing that Xi looked uncomfortable

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 02:54 PM (iLKq8)

97 No other people in the Caribbean like the haitians. They are a dirty, stupid stiff necked people who are not good for anything. Like canadians themselves.

Posted by: Bon Chance at September 17, 2026 02:54 PM (P4iUb)

98 Don't you understand: Face-Eating is an advanced level of plastic surgery, developed in Haiti. This woman is not just a doctor, but a licensed surgeon, with a medical degree from the Port-au-Prince Institute of Voodoo and Cannibalism.

Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2026 02:55 PM (Av6i5)

99 This is why you carry a gun. The appeals process ends right there.

When people lose confidence in the courts and justice system, people take the law and their families protection into their own hands.

But we should totally elect more Democrats because the price of gas is too high.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 17, 2026 02:55 PM (6eubQ)

100 *spritely music*
*sings*

Getting to gnaw you
Getting to gnaw your face off
Getting to like you
With a splash of soy sauce
Suddenly I'm feeling much less hungry
Because of all the tender and new
Things I'm eating off you
Day by daaaaasyyyyyyu!!!!

From Roger's and Hammerstein's "The Haitian and I"

Posted by: naturalfake at September 17, 2026 02:55 PM (eR5WW)

101 >>Yes - the French speakers being treated as a superior caste by the government has always been a major mistake.

Quebec City could be a great place. Physically, it's beautiful.

Unfortunately, filled with French Canadians. They also invade our beaches every summer, old guys in tiny banana hammocks. Just gross.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 02:55 PM (viF8m)

102 Why are we as a species becoming dumber and not smarter like evolution is supposed to work ???
-------------
My plan is progressing nicely.
Posted by: Stan at September 17, 2026 02:53 PM (XeU6L)

Intelligence and morals atrophy when not required or used.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2026 02:55 PM (uhVAy)

103 Out: That's a beautiful French-Canadian girl, I could figuratively just eat her up

In: F*ck you cracker I will literally eat you up

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 02:55 PM (sKqQm)

104 Canada is the dream country of Reddit Mods. Canada would be like if California was a sovereign country and on steroids. (And 3x as gay -Intrepid)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 17, 2026 02:53 PM

Challenge ... accepted!

Posted by: Scott Weiner (D-CA) & The Folsom Street Faire at September 17, 2026 02:56 PM (0sNs1)

105 Where the fuck is that- Zombie Land Canada?

Posted by: Vengeance at September 17, 2026 02:56 PM (6eubQ)

106 86 Why are we as a species becoming dumber and not smarter like evolution is supposed to work ???

Is it because life is just too easy these days compared to the old days ???
Posted by: Jackson K.
__________

Smartphones

as the phones get smarter, the species gets dumber. almost like there's some conservation of smartness principle at work.

Posted by: anachronda at September 17, 2026 02:56 PM (v3pYe)

107 Well this article really isnt helping Haitian stereotypes lol

Stereotypes are earned, not given.

It looks like some Reddit commentors are going to find their Discus commenting credentials are suddenly up for review.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2026 02:56 PM (guGkK)

108 Haitians are scum. They shouldn't even be allowed
to exist in Haiti.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 17, 2026 02:57 PM (ca8Qt)

109 >appeals court judges Suzanne, Christine, and Genevieve
==

I think I see the problem here

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at September 17, 2026 02:57 PM (0bjKf)

110 This is why you carry a gun. The appeals process ends right there.

Honestly if a heritage Canuck shot a face eating Haitian the Canuck would get whatever the maximum penalty in law Canuckistan has for violent crimes.

Though it would be funny seeing the normal "why didn't she just shoot the knife out of the aggressor's hand" people's take on how you deal with someone trying to bite your face

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 02:57 PM (sKqQm)

111 Unfortunately, filled with French Canadians. They also invade our beaches every summer, old guys in tiny banana hammocks. Just gross.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 02:55 PM

At least they're not wearing Crocs with the little dangly attachments at the rear.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 17, 2026 02:57 PM (0sNs1)

112 Time to ban teeth as a lethal weapon. All Canadians please line up at the government endodontic centers to have all teeth removed.

Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2026 02:58 PM (Av6i5)

113 > I believe the French speakers there are properly referred to as Francophones.

Which literally just means French voice. The funny thing is, Quebecois is a nasty bastardization of the French language, so they're not really Francophones. I knew people from France in Montreal who refused to speak French with the locals because the locals would stare at them with derision and confusion and say, "I don't speak English."

Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2026 02:58 PM (mkw2N)

114 Yummy, yummy, yummy
I got face in my tummy
And I feel like a-eatin' you

Posted by: Haitian Express at September 17, 2026 02:58 PM (wVcYX)

115 There were extenuating circumstances that got the Haitian woman off -
1: the perp was from Haiti
2. the victim identified as a furry

Case dismissed.

Posted by: Roy at September 17, 2026 02:59 PM (qwype)

116 "However, the Good Samaritans were held back by Monfiston's then-partner, Majd Mounsef, as she could be seen repeatedly kicking and punching the woman's body before straddling her and biting her face.
.
.
.
Mounsef had also been charged in connection with the attack, but he died earlier that year, before sentencing."

Posted by: The REST of the story at September 17, 2026 02:59 PM (2Ez/1)

117 It looks like some Reddit commentors are going to find their Discus commenting credentials are suddenly up for review.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2026 02:56 PM

Why should that be any different than here, where Ace and the CoBs conduct semi-annual Commentator reviews?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 17, 2026 02:59 PM (0sNs1)

118 >>At least they're not wearing Crocs with the little dangly attachments at the rear.

You can see their little dangly things outlined in their speedos.

Trunk nutz.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 02:59 PM (viF8m)

119
If your face is being eaten by a Haitian, do not take the law into your own hands. Call 911 and wait for police to respond to the situation.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2026 03:00 PM (eRlcH)

120 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 03:00 PM (ccf/V)

121 > Quebec City could be a great place. Physically, it's beautiful.

Quebec City's only beautiful a few weeks of the year. It's a hellscape in winter and too muggy and hot for much of the summer.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2026 03:01 PM (mkw2N)

122 Brave AI sez:

"Yes, average IQ scores are dropping in many developed countries, including the United States and several European nations, marking a reversal of the 20th-century trend known as the Flynn Effect. This phenomenon, often termed the Reverse Flynn Effect, involves a decline in scores across multiple cognitive domains such as verbal reasoning, matrix reasoning, and computational abilities."

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 17, 2026 03:01 PM (XvL8K)

123 "Why should that be any different than here, where Ace and the CoBs conduct semi-annual Commentator reviews?"

What is it exactly you'd say you DO here?

Posted by: ace and the two Bobs at September 17, 2026 03:01 PM (2Ez/1)

124 Let he among us who has not traveled to a foreign land and chewed the face of a passer-by, cast the first stone.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 17, 2026 03:01 PM (guGkK)

125 >>>Mounsef had also been charged in connection with the attack, but he died earlier that year, before sentencing
~~~~~

Maybe it was something he ate. Lord knows what his girlfriend was serving him.

Posted by: IrishEi?! at September 17, 2026 03:01 PM (3ImbR)

126 "But officer, I'm just rehearsing for my role as a race-and-gender-swapped Hannibal Lecter, in the upcoming Silence of the Lambs iV: The De-Facening..

Posted by: zombie at September 17, 2026 03:02 PM (Av6i5)

127 It really saddens me no one in the media anywhere in the world will approach anyone practicing such bullshit and ask them one simple question:

How is what you're doing helping this country and it's citizens?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 03:02 PM (ccf/V)

128 Why should that be any different than here, where Ace and the CoBs conduct semi-annual Commentator reviews?
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Shit...

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 17, 2026 03:02 PM (xDw5z)

129 What is it exactly you'd say you DO here?
Posted by: ace and the two Bobs at September 17, 2026 03:01 PM

I try to bring accuracy and precision, two characteristics that are, sadly, often and woefully lacking.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at September 17, 2026 03:03 PM (0sNs1)

130 Hey y’all will be surprised the so called Republican who was pushing an amnesty bill, Maria Salazar, has broken with Trump on immigration. She says that Hispanic voters, I guess every single one of them, are mad that Trump is enforcing immigration law and deporting people here illegally.

Even though that’s what he’s. Even saying he would do for years. lol.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 17, 2026 03:03 PM (7S15B)

131 Mounsef had also been charged in connection with the attack, but he died earlier that year, before sentencing
~~~~~

Maybe it was something he ate. Lord knows what his girlfriend was serving him.
Posted by: IrishEi?!
-------
Haitian Vodou

Posted by: Papa Doc Duvalier at September 17, 2026 03:03 PM (XeU6L)

132 Why should that be any different than here, where Ace and the CoBs conduct semi-annual Commentator reviews?
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Shit...
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 17, 2026 03:02 PM (xDw5z)

No loose shit. Stock up on snacks as bribes. Carbs especially.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 17, 2026 03:03 PM (zZu0s)

133 Why should that be any different than here, where Ace and the CoBs conduct semi-annual Commentator reviews?
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Shit...

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 17, 2026 03:02 PM (xDw5z)

Barrel the witch!

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 03:03 PM (sKqQm)

134 And just remember: don't look ace in the eyes- he hates that.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 17, 2026 03:04 PM (zZu0s)

135 100 *spritely music*
*sings*

Getting to gnaw you
Getting to gnaw your face off
Getting to like you
With a splash of soy sauce
Suddenly I'm feeling much less hungry
Because of all the tender and new
Things I'm eating off you
Day by daaaaasyyyyyyu!!!!

From Roger's and Hammerstein's "The Haitian and I"

Posted by: naturalfake at September 17, 2026 02:55 PM (eR5WW)

/Golf Clap

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 17, 2026 03:04 PM (mP0Kj)

136 When we joined the Haitians Eating Our Face party we didn't actually think , like , you know , that Haitians would actually beat our face. There should have been a warning label

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2026 03:04 PM (oUMhY)

137 Haitian Woman Attacked and Then Gnawed On the Face of a Woman
--------

Guess she was post-partum

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 03:04 PM (kM43H)

138 "However, the Good Samaritans were held back by Monfiston's then-partner, Majd Mounsef, as she could be seen repeatedly kicking and punching the woman's body before straddling her and biting her face.
.

I guarantee anyone interfering with her mission would be in prison longer than she was.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 03:04 PM (ccf/V)

139 What is it exactly you'd say you DO here?
Posted by: ace and the two Bobs at September 17, 2026 03:01 PM

I bring a professional artist's perspective to the Art Thread.

Posted by: zombie Bob Ross at September 17, 2026 03:05 PM (rXvep)

140 They're eating the faces
They're eating the arms
They're eating the bodies of the people who live there

whoa whoa whoa

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 03:05 PM (viF8m)

141 I’ll just be darned if I allow anybody to be mauled by a wild savage.

Posted by: Eromero at September 17, 2026 03:05 PM (LHPAg)

142 Hell, it is ironic, but when it was just Mexican illegals, things seemed better.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 17, 2026 03:05 PM (zZu0s)

143
If your face is being eaten by a Haitian, do not take the law into your own hands. Call 911 and wait for police to respond to the situation.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

-------------------------

If you are alone with a face-eating Haitian, do not escalate the situation by calling 911. Try to reason with the Haitian. You might offer a less-conspicuous body part as a compromise.

Posted by: ChatGPT at September 17, 2026 03:05 PM (XJ22o)

144 130 Hey y’all will be surprised the so called Republican who was pushing an amnesty bill, Maria Salazar, has broken with Trump on immigration. She says that Hispanic voters, I guess every single one of them, are mad that Trump is enforcing immigration law and deporting people here illegally.

Even though that’s what he’s. Even saying he would do for years. lol.
Posted by: Vengeance at September 17, 2026 03:03 PM (7S15B)

Yes, because clearly kicking Haitians out of the US will anger the Mexicans... oh.... wait...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 17, 2026 03:05 PM (mP0Kj)

145 132 No loose shit. Stock up on snacks as bribes. Carbs especially.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September

I know everyone’s favorites and can be bought.

Posted by: Piper at September 17, 2026 03:06 PM (ZdaMQ)

146 I would have ass-fucked that toothy bitch. But just to show her who's boss.

Posted by: Graham Platner, Last Seen Spending More Time With His Bivalves at September 17, 2026 03:06 PM (guGkK)

147
Hey y’all will be surprised the so called Republican who was pushing an amnesty bill, Maria Salazar, has broken with Trump on immigration.

Posted by: Vengeance

=================

That perrita couldn't put a sentence together. I want to see her defend Hochul.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 17, 2026 03:07 PM (XJ22o)

148 146: lol

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 03:07 PM (oHCVF)

149 It's going to get bad in Canada. You may have noted that the other day Canada became an "Associative Member of the European Union" (which is a totally made up status).

I will bet my house (and my dog) that the EU is going to use Canada as a "dumping ground" for their excess immigration. That way, the EU bureacrats can say "Hey look, we heard you...immigration is down." All the while they will be shipping off the excess to the Snow Mexicans.

We need a wall up north pronto.

Posted by: Orson at September 17, 2026 03:07 PM (dIske)

150 From Roger's and Hammerstein's "The Haitian and I"

Posted by: naturalfake

Wow.

Posted by: Kratwurst at September 17, 2026 03:08 PM (36bTp)

151 Salazar told the WSJ Hispanics feel “betrayed” by Trump.

Honestly, what kind of ass eating shit is that?

Betrayed means something was promised and wasn’t given.

What exactly did Trump promise Hispanics on immigration that he didn’t deliver?

Salazar is an idiot. And a liar.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 17, 2026 03:08 PM (p5Pt8)

152 Why are we as a species becoming dumber and not smarter like evolution is supposed to work ???
--------

Because there is a concerted effort to mobilize people and keep them retarded.

No child left behind meant every child left behind. Most people on ew. This is the fruit.

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 03:08 PM (kM43H)

153 *spritely music*
*sings*

Getting to gnaw you
Getting to gnaw your face off
Getting to like you
With a splash of soy sauce
Suddenly I'm feeling much less hungry
Because of all the tender and new
Things I'm eating off you
Day by daaaaasyyyyyyu!!!!

From Roger's and Hammerstein's "The Haitian and I"

Posted by: naturalfake at September 17, 2026 02:55 PM (eR5WW)
___

lmao

I lost it at "with a splash of soy sauce".

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 17, 2026 03:09 PM (DBEh4)

154 Canadians should worry when Americans start paying attention to Canada.

Posted by: mr tmz at September 17, 2026 03:09 PM (rJ48h)

155
Salazar is an idiot. And a liar.
Posted by: Vengeance at September 17, 2026 03:08 PM

When's the last meeting she had with anyone from the CIA. It seems the government officials seem to change their tune dramatically after they meet with the CIA.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 03:09 PM (ccf/V)

156 The boyfriend bears equal guilt. Both should be tossed into a wood chipper.

Posted by: Roop Raj at September 17, 2026 03:10 PM (RIvkX)

157 Hochul is an idiot. In fact she gets my vote for the dumbest governor in the nation. The lady is just stoopid. But she’s totally a Catholic. lol. Yeah ok governor abortion, tranny, homosexual muslim cultist.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 17, 2026 03:10 PM (p5Pt8)

158 Let's see if this has any effect on the Alberta independence vote coming up soon.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 03:10 PM (ccf/V)

159 Sheesh!
And here I am peeking in at lunch time.
Think I'll skip it today.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2026 03:10 PM (2WIwB)

160 /wog sock off

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 03:10 PM (RIvkX)

161 No loose shit. Stock up on snacks as bribes. Carbs especially.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September

I know everyone’s favorites and can be bought.
Posted by: Piper at September 17, 2026 03:06 PM (ZdaMQ)

***

I'll pass on the ladyfingers.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2026 03:11 PM (2WIwB)

162 154 Canadians should worry when Americans start paying attention to Canada.
Posted by: mr tmz at September 17, 2026 03:09 PM (rJ48h)

I prefer the term Snow Mexicans myself.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 17, 2026 03:11 PM (tof11)

163 >>When's the last meeting she had with anyone from the CIA. It seems the government officials seem to change their tune dramatically after they meet with the CIA.

She's always been pro-illegal as long as they her fellow LatinX.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 03:12 PM (viF8m)

164 >>>with a medical degree from the Port-au-Prince Institute of Voodoo and Cannibalism.

Posted by: zombie

>I could see Fauci granting total approval of this endeavor but they'd have to kidnap children from Massachusetts.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 17, 2026 03:12 PM (5C90x)

165 Second look at Star Chamber justice?

Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at September 17, 2026 03:12 PM (V362x)

166

Trust your dogs. They know what is going on.

Posted by: four seasons at September 17, 2026 03:12 PM (/QHx4)

167 Mounsef had also been charged in connection with the attack, but he died earlier that year, before sentencing."
Posted by: The REST of the story at September 17, 2026 02:59 PM

Bad dates.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 17, 2026 03:13 PM (4NO2D)

168 And what the hell is all over Hochul’s face- spackle? And she wears lipstick that looks like she stole it from my 95 year old grandmother circa 1940. That’s before we get to things like- lady, they make really good support bras now, try one, because nobody want to see those things flapping in the breeze.

Posted by: Vengeance at September 17, 2026 03:13 PM (rJhDk)

169 They're eating the faces of the people who live here.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2026 03:13 PM (BI5O2)

170 some of those chap sticks smell like they would taste good.
or krocodile. yeah, krocodile.

Posted by: cmeat at September 17, 2026 03:13 PM (Bep7s)

171

No charges for the boyfriend, huh.

Those have to be the weakest and most useless good samaritans I have ever seen.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 17, 2026 03:13 PM (GkBlw)

172 You'd think Canada would have enough Canadians that would eat your face if given a chance but it seems they need to import people to do the work Canadians just aren't willing to do themselves.

Good to know.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 17, 2026 03:14 PM (tof11)

173 If you remember last June we saw the dashing and derring-do of the Montreal Urban Community police demonstrated with only a few deaths.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 03:14 PM (RIvkX)

174 Face eating is part of their culture.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 17, 2026 03:14 PM (bX16E)

175 They're eating the faces of the people who live here.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2026 03:13 PM (BI5O2)
=====

Catchy.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 03:15 PM (RIvkX)

176 At least I can say I've been to Canada already as I have no desire to ever go back.

It was odd, tho. It was a few days before I met an actual Canadian.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 03:15 PM (ccf/V)

177 Breaking News: Modern Masculinity exemplar David Hogg, and his "Leaders We Deserve" organization have announced they're endorsing Abdul El-Sayed for U.S. Senate in Michigan.

Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at September 17, 2026 03:17 PM (0sNs1)

178 No charges for the boyfriend, huh.

Those have to be the weakest and most useless good samaritans I have ever seen.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 17, 2026 03:13 PM (GkBlw)

it was said up the comments that he died somehow after the incident.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 17, 2026 03:17 PM (uhVAy)

179 Mike Lawler tried to stop the court from ending TPS for Haitians. His reasoning was they all
Work in the healthcare industry and the elderly.

Ruh roh. Somebody check on grandma. Does she still have a face?

Posted by: Vengeance at September 17, 2026 03:17 PM (rJhDk)

180 You're not you when you're hungry.

Posted by: Snickers at September 17, 2026 03:18 PM (kM43H)

181 "The prison sentence has a much greater impact on the defendant than on other offenders who might have committed similar acts," reads the French-language decision, rendered on Sept. 14 by appeals court judges Suzanne Gagné, Christine Baudouin and Genevieve Marcotte.

How dare you question the determinations of these superior beings?

Posted by: Canada c'est fuqued at September 17, 2026 03:18 PM (TbWk/)

182 There's that gang chief named "Barbecue" who has...unusual dining habits.
Posted by: Captain Obvious

Seriously. He cooks them first?
Posted by: J. Dahmer at September 17, 2026 02:47 PM (VHUov)

Actually... yes, hence the nom-de-guerre "Babekyou." Jimmy Cherizier's G9 street soldiers in Port-au-Prince have been filmed roasting the limbs of their enemies over flaming barrels and chowing down.

They're not savages, after all.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2026 03:18 PM (BI5O2)

183 Once a POS from a Shithole country, always a POS.

Posted by: Clarice at September 17, 2026 03:18 PM (hyQrc)

184 I'm disgusted but not actually angry for much the same reason as I'm not angry at Mamdani f*cking up NYC or Newsom f*cking up California. They're just getting what they asked for, nay, demanded.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 17, 2026 03:18 PM (vTZFs)

185 I was watching a video by a guy who argued that he shouldn't have to live as frugally as he does based on his income which for he and his wife was $192k/year.

That puts him in just below the top 10% in income so he's "rich".

The three things that stood out in his monthly expenses is a $3k mortgage, $2200 in daycare, and $4500 in taxes

Isn't the answer obvious? He's not as rich as he thinks he should be because the government is taking a quarter of his income in taxes. And note that's just the direct taxes.

But people keep overlooking this. I mean the guy has obviously a nice house...and he's still paying WAY more in incomes taxes.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 03:18 PM (sKqQm)

186
QUACK

Posted by: Ducks for Trump at September 17, 2026 03:19 PM (UjdFS)

187 "Leaders We Deserve"
--------

The Left think they're so funny.

Anyone who knows the Left knows exactly why they chose that name.

Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 03:19 PM (kM43H)

188 >>The three things that stood out in his monthly expenses is a $3k mortgage, $2200 in daycare, and $4500 in taxes

$4500 a month on taxes? Where does he live?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 03:20 PM (viF8m)

189 He face looked like a Snickers.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 17, 2026 03:21 PM (5C90x)

190 144 130 Hey y’all will be surprised the so called Republican who was pushing an amnesty bill, Maria Salazar, has broken with Trump on immigration. She says that Hispanic voters, I guess every single one of them, are mad that Trump is enforcing immigration law and deporting people here illegally.
---

Someone is greasing her...her...palm, yeah, her palm, that's right.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 03:21 PM (iLKq8)

191 I've been to Toronto 3 times. Last time was over 30yrs ago. It was a shithole. I'm sure it's 3x the shithole now.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 03:21 PM (oHCVF)

192 Halloween approaches. I'm thinking of a centerpiece for Haitian dip...

Posted by: t-bird at September 17, 2026 03:21 PM (32WCF)

193 It really saddens me no one in the media anywhere in the world will approach anyone practicing such bullshit and ask them one simple question:

How is what you're doing helping this country and it's citizens?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 03:02 PM (ccf/V)
===
Because they would make us racist white nationalist xenophobes.
-state media

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 03:22 PM (RIvkX)

194 Why are we as a species becoming dumber and not smarter like evolution is supposed to work ???"

Stupid people now live...

Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 03:22 PM (pfXMo)

195
$4500 a month on taxes? Where does he live?

Income taxes, not real estate taxes.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 03:22 PM (sKqQm)

196 King Chuck the Turd meets with AI honchos.

Talk about a confederacy of dunces.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 03:23 PM (p4w7z)

197 PS, though Haiti is now an officially failed state without even a nominal government, Jimmy "Babekyou" Cherizier is the closest thing they have to a King, since his G9 gang coalition controls Port-au-Prince and its port and fuel terminal, and runs the drug trade. If Canada deported her, she'd probably be his new Queen. She has the Right Stuff.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2026 03:23 PM (BI5O2)

198 I'm disgusted but not actually angry for much the same reason as I'm not angry at Mamdani f*cking up NYC or Newsom f*cking up California. They're just getting what they asked for, nay, demanded.
Posted by: Oddbob
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The problem: It metastasizes

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2026 03:23 PM (XeU6L)

199 Why are we as a species becoming dumber and not smarter like evolution is supposed to work ???

Darwin didn't say anything about smartest, just fittest. And if one segment of the population has decided that trying to protect itself is gauche, then the other segment is more fitter.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 17, 2026 03:24 PM (vTZFs)

200 Unreal. Send them all back to Voodoo Island.

What has surprised me about Haitians and Somolians is them not minding snow and cold weather.

I'm not sure if I'd have presense of mind to claw the eyes out of someone in an attack like this. However, I hope I do. Risking HIV and kuru.

She should be put down like a rabid racoon.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 17, 2026 03:24 PM (hzuYO)

201 64
They're eating the Canucks.
They're eating the faces of the people that live there.

Posted by: Donald Trump
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lol

Posted by: wth at September 17, 2026 03:24 PM (UjdFS)

202 Oh Canada,

Has Karla Hmolka murdered any more people?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 03:24 PM (p4w7z)

203 ...French language decision.
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I think I see the problem.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 03:24 PM (RIvkX)

204 The Haitians Eating People's Faces Party.

Posted by: Rod at September 17, 2026 03:25 PM (zhWvq)

205 "more fitter?" Sheesh. That's what you get for editing on the fly.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 17, 2026 03:25 PM (vTZFs)

206 PS, though Haiti is now an officially failed state...
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Hold it...I thought that the Clinton Foundation fixed Haiti?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2026 03:25 PM (XeU6L)

207 But people keep overlooking this. I mean the guy has obviously a nice house...and he's still paying WAY more in incomes taxes.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2026 03:18 PM (sKqQm)

$2200 a month in daycare? That's $26,400 a year. That's madness.

Posted by: What the actual hell? at September 17, 2026 03:25 PM (TbWk/)

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A Haitian Woman Attacked and Then Gnawed On the Face of a Woman, Disfiguring Her Forever.
Canadian Courts Gave Her a Reduced Sentence So That This Doctor/Engineer Wouldn't Be Deported.