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If you needed another reminder why this year’s midterm elections are so important, Barack Hussein Obama II is back to make the case: Democrats intend to seize control over artificial intelligence and shape it to their advantage. . . Obama’s not against the technological reality of artificial intelligence; he just wants to make sure Democrats are in complete control of it. This is what disciples of Big Government do: They write laws, rules, and regulations that give preferred companies monopoly power within a given industry, and in return, the corporate beneficiaries of these unfair privileges do Big Government’s bidding. This is the leftist, globalist, crony-capitalist model of governance throughout the West. First, governments conjure a problem that can be used to scare the public. Then their partners in the corporate news media hammer that problem until the public demands government action. Finally, governments propose new laws that infringe upon the public’s freedoms while allocating new powers to the fearmongering governments. Scaring people until they beg for more government is how authoritarianism and totalitarianism take hold.On a separate note, and speaking of the midterm elections, I give you the madness that is the Democrat Left. Lawrence, a former DSA member running in a swing district, made the comment during a Swarthmore College debate that also saw him endorse abortion rights 'whether you're a man or a woman or any other gender' . . . William Lawrence, the far-left Democrat nominee for a competitive House race in Michigan, called for "abolishing the institution of marriage," arguing that because it "comes from a particular religious and cultural background," it is at odds with the "separation of church and state," video footage obtained by the Washington Free Beacon shows.Yeah makes total sense, and from that abortion we go to the utterly repulsive on every level... Hollywood actress, writer, and producer Lena Dunham is welcoming her first baby into the world, despite saying in the past that abortion is “a huge part of who I am.”My initial reaction after projectile vomiting trying to imagine the process of inseminating this disgusting mass of lipids was to have pity on the poor turkey baster that had to do the job. Even a Muslim rape gang would run the other way!!! Dunham is so out of the public eye that my thought was that she would only have the baby so as to arrange a live television event on inbred beady-eyed mouth breathing banjo boy Scarborough and concubine Mitzi Baryshnikov's Morning Joke wherein she could take advantage of Lindsay Clancy's notoriety and love affair/near beatification from Leftists and she could boost her career by strangling the infant to death a la Clancy with her bare hands, followed by the regular Al sharpton railing against diamond merchants and white interlopers! That's show biz, baby. And with that bit of insanity and depravity I bid you all to have a good day.
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Morning, everyone!
Posted by: NR Pax at September 17, 2026 07:30 AM (lXoJ5) 2
Happy Thursday
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 07:30 AM (/+uur) 3
JJS is here Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 07:31 AM (/+uur) 4
Nooded.
Posted by: Nazdar at September 17, 2026 07:31 AM (NcvvS) 5
Peter Max has died. Now he's really far out.
Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 07:31 AM (MWfyi) 6
They’re some of the best people we know, and honestly, we’d trade five Americans for just one of them because of how hard they work.
"And the songs they sing while they work the plantation is so uplifting!" Posted by: NR Pax at September 17, 2026 07:32 AM (lXoJ5) 7
Good morning again dear horde and happy birthday JJ
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 07:33 AM (RIvkX) Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 17, 2026 07:33 AM (u82oZ) 9
Yonder Horde
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 17, 2026 07:34 AM (2Cry5) 10
5 Peter Max has died. Now he's really far out.
Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 07:31 AM (MWfyi) Fairly certain I had a Peter Max poster in my room as a kid. RIP. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 17, 2026 07:34 AM (x0n13) 11
Good Morning.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 07:34 AM (RJBgA) 12
Good morning JJ and horde
Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 07:35 AM (IfYAC) 13
"Arkansas Democrat Hallie Shoffner: ‘We’d Trade Five Americans’ for One ‘Undocumented Immigrant’"
Can we trade Hallie Shoffner for someone useful? Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 07:35 AM (MWfyi) 14
I think I had one as well
Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2026 07:36 AM (IfYAC) 15
Willowed:
According To Nicole (Toronto YouTuber) has an interesting personal experience with AI takeover. Her filming set was hijacked. https://youtu.be/DC4GwPPmTc8 Posted by: Quarter Twenty, who rarely willows at September 17, 2026 07:36 AM (2Ez/1) 16
"Fairly certain I had a Peter Max poster in my room as a kid. RIP.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton" Me too. Next to the black light poster of Shangrila. Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 07:36 AM (MWfyi) 17
arguing that because it "comes from a particular religious and cultural background," it is at odds with the "separation of church and state,"
Then why did Sodomites who categorically reject the Biblical model of marriage want to be married? All of these arguments are retarded and lies. Marriage has been an institution that has been enjoyed by all cultures since the beginning of recorded history. The "separation of church and state" was just as invented as the "right to abortion". Up until this new invention was eisegeted into the Constitution, there was prayer in schools, Bible reading in public classrooms, ten commandments in public buildings like schools and court houses, and worshipful banners in the public square during Christmas and Good Friday/Easter. No one had a problem with it under the Constitution. Then the Leftists decided to evict God And now the "separation of church and state" has been crushed under the integration of Islam into our government, plus Climate Cultism, Feminism and a vast myriad of other faith systems integrated and enforced by government. Every religion is part of the State EXCEPT the one religion the United States was founded on. Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 07:37 AM (/TiS1) 18
Arkansas Democrat Hallie Shoffner
'I have a list of 5 Democrat office holders that I will trade for 15 South African farmers. But not 15 North Koreans. Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 17, 2026 07:37 AM (u82oZ) Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 07:38 AM (RIvkX) 20
"...and a vast myriad of other faith systems integrated and enforced by government."
Sitting right here, boss. Posted by: Recycling at September 17, 2026 07:39 AM (2Ez/1) 21
“I made a promise four years ago that I would work every day to build the safest, most affordable big city in America by investing in people, and that’s exactly what we’ve done”
Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson to Seek a Second Term ................ That's some funny $h!t right there. Posted by: Molly k. at September 17, 2026 07:40 AM (j/yko) 22
You boomers, with your blacklight posters and dipsticks. What a bunch of losers.
Posted by: Pawl Drool at September 17, 2026 07:40 AM (MWfyi) 23
"Texas Democrat Caught on Video Explaining $25 Program to Influence Voters"
There are probably dozens of groups doing this, this guy just got caught. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 17, 2026 07:41 AM (I43vL) 24
it is at odds with the "separation of church and state,"
Found in the penumbra and emanation clause. Posted by: NR Pax at September 17, 2026 07:41 AM (lXoJ5) 25
Good morning!
>>Obama’s not against the technological reality of artificial intelligence; he just wants to make sure Democrats are in complete control of it. Yeah, we saw how je and the FBI abused the NSA FISA dbs to deep-dive on political enemies, and when that was shut down, he abused the FISA court with a manufactured Russia collusion hoax.. Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 07:41 AM (rOKnE) 26
There used to be a Peter Max cartoon in the Sunday paper that you could color in. Psychedelically of course.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 07:42 AM (RIvkX) 27
***Democrats intend to seize control over artificial intelligence and shape it to their advantage.
---- Regulate, we must regulate. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 07:42 AM (vPv7/) 28
Paul gets his oil checked regularly.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 07:42 AM (RJBgA) 29
>>“I made a promise four years ago that I would work every day to build the safest, most affordable big city in America by investing in people, and that’s exactly what we’ve done”
Um, how? Please specify and quantify your improvements since elected. Seriously. Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 07:45 AM (rOKnE) 30
Trump Demands Major Interest Rate Cut Following Fed Hike.
-- Hasn't the horse already left the barn? The rates were raised. They aren't going to rescind the hike. I guess the only thing Trump can do it protest it. I'm feeling like there are a lot of forces working in tandem to make the Rs lose the House...at the very least. Thereby cutting Trump's last 2 years off at the knees. Posted by: Lady in Black at September 17, 2026 07:46 AM (qBdHI) 31
Mornin’, All. Happy Thursday.
Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 07:47 AM (77rzZ) 32
Lizzy
If only there was an industry that could investigate those claims, evaluate the data, and report the finding to the public. If only. Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 17, 2026 07:47 AM (u82oZ) 33
You think it’s weird now always remember, the lights are on, food on the shelves at the grocery, water flows from the tap, garbage gets picked up on Thursdays, etc etc.
Things go a little bit sideways, and things are gonna be Biblical. Posted by: Common Tater at September 17, 2026 07:48 AM (wzze2) 34
***China Pressures Iran to Open Strait of Hormuz as Foreign Minister Visits Beijing
--- Yellow man speak with forked tongue. He give Iran aid, sustenance and weapons of war then say open canal. What does he want, really? Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 07:48 AM (vPv7/) Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 07:49 AM (pfXMo) 36
@20
>>Hasn't the horse already left the barn? The rates were raised. They aren't going to rescind the hike. I guess the only thing Trump can do it protest it. Cutting rates would be inflationary at this point. What Trump needs to do is get this Iranian situation under control. That alone would have numerous positive knock-on effects. One of them being regular gas which in my neck of Pa is now around 4.60 a gallon would go down. I don't even want to speak of the cost of diesel, diesel the fuel that drives the US economic engine is ludicrous right now. Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 17, 2026 07:49 AM (XV/Pl) 37
Morning, all. My job prayers today:
I have training for substitute teaching today - this should get me some irregular and modest income. On the plus side, the 'are you available today?' nature of it, should keep me flexible for interviews for better work. This afternoon I have an interview. Sometime in the next few days, possibly a different interview. Still waiting to hear back from my best 'in progress' prospects Lord Jesus, let the right job come through, let the wrong ones politely decline (and inform me of such), and let it be soon! Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 17, 2026 07:50 AM (aJQbY) 38
Braenyard
The Red Sea stoppage has to hurt. The Chinese have a large strategic oil reserve. But that is finite, and not being refilled. Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 17, 2026 07:50 AM (u82oZ) 39
“I made a promise four years ago that I would work every day to build the safest, most affordable big city in America by investing in people, and that’s exactly what we’ve done”
== "Investing in people..." What nonsensical pablum that means nothing. I'm sure that dumb, reckless boob will be easily reelected. Or "reelected." Either way leaves him in office to continue sinking the ship. Posted by: Lady in Black at September 17, 2026 07:50 AM (qBdHI) 40
What Trump needs to do is get this Iranian situation under control.
That alone would have numerous positive knock-on effects. One of them being regular gas which in my neck of Pa is now around 4.60 a gallon would go down. I don't even want to speak of the cost of diesel, diesel the fuel that drives the US economic engine is ludicrous right now. -- ITA, Thomas. It has me very concerned. The window to November is closing very quickly. Posted by: Lady in Black at September 17, 2026 07:52 AM (qBdHI) Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 07:53 AM (pfXMo) 42
I have training for substitute teaching today
Good luck. Establish dominance early on and make them fear you- Wait...wrong slide. I'll be right back. Posted by: NR Pax at September 17, 2026 07:53 AM (lXoJ5) 43
El-Sayed's essay relied heavily on an American Sociological Review study on the lobbying of "single-disease interest groups," in particular those dedicated to fighting breast cancer and HIV/AIDS. Curiously, El-Sayed omitted HIV/AIDS organizations from his scathing analysis, even though breast cancer killed more than three times as many Americans as HIV/AIDS in 2012.
Effective Altruism allows you to spend money on YOUR favored groups and at the same time denounce those with CLASS privilege. Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 07:53 AM (/+uur) Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 07:54 AM (77rzZ) 45
I always figured to die, it's the "where, when and how" part that is still in question
Posted by: Kittens! at September 17, 2026 07:54 AM (LOZbR) 46
FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 07:54 AM (ccf/V) 47
***Saudis Halt Oil Shipments to Europe Following Houthi Attacks.
--- Remember when Trump asked you to help out with Hormuz? Freeze in the dark, bitches. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 07:55 AM (vPv7/) 48
Lena Dunham had a hysterectomy at 31, so at least no one had to have sex with her for this baby. It's one small mercy in the surrogacy craze.
Posted by: FollyHerself at September 17, 2026 07:55 AM (Ccqgk) 49
“They’re some of the best people we know, and honestly, we’d trade five Americans for just one of them because of how hard they work.”
And she feels that she can represent well the people she clearly hates, despises and wishes to replace with turd-world illiterate slaves. Notice, she doesn't give any care or thought to culture, civility, traditions, human flourishing, community—she purely focuses on the work output. This by a woman who is a stranger to labor and any meaningful work. The Demonic Party slave holders then and slave holders now. With cheap energy, its pretty easy and far more productive to use machinery to perform the stoop labor this communist wants people to perform. But she wants to ban energy, productivity and prefers sipping a wine while the slaves toil out in the sugar cane fields. Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 07:56 AM (9Hs2w) 50
I still think Barack Owebama believes he's the 12th imam here to bring mass destruction and Armageddon so allah (PissBUH) comes to Earth.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 07:56 AM (ccf/V) 51
Lena Dunham was so invested in abortion that she made her book tour a series of paid events, where proceeds went to Planned Parenthood.
Her show's attempt to de-stigmatize abortion contained the most viscerally offensive, yet unintentionally revealing, depictions of what ghouls these abortion activists are: https://tinyurl.com/bdd9aw83 That poor kid! Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 07:57 AM (rOKnE) 52
I have training for substitute teaching today - this should get me some irregular and modest income. On the plus side, the 'are you available today?' nature of it, should keep me flexible for interviews for better work.
==== How To Discipline Students Without Leaving Marks Staff Room Etiquette Lining Up Intro & Advanced Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 07:57 AM (RIvkX) 53
****A Gaza terrorist who fled to the U.S. after the October 7 attack mocked his victims and joked about the bloodbath on the phone, transcripts released by federal prosecutors show. Mahmoud Amin Ya’qub al-Muhtadi, accused of committing acts of terror on October 7, 2023, was arrested last year at his home in Lafayette, Louisiana.
--- If they tied him to a chair in front of a mirror allowing him to watch as he slowly bled out. Would that be a bad thing? Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 07:58 AM (vPv7/) 54
Lena Dunham having a child?
Italian giallo directors longingly looking at their 9mm Beretta, "Amica, we may create Naziploitation films but we ain't going to film that." Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 07:58 AM (2GVsD) 55
It's called The Tobacco Gambit.
First demonize something, the call for the item to be regulated by the government for people's safety and welfare, then segregate or outright ban the item before getting John Morgan involved to sue the item's manufacturers for big dough, all the while the item remains legal so everyone involved makes money. Posted by: Smoke Em If You Gots Em at September 17, 2026 07:58 AM (P4iUb) 56
My initial reaction after projectile vomiting trying to imagine the process of inseminating this disgusting mass of lipids was to have pity on the poor turkey baster that had to do the job. Even a Muslim rape gang would run the other way!!!
Dunham had a hysterectomy when she was 31. This was a surrogate birth. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 07:58 AM (ccf/V) 57
she purely focuses on the work output."
She hasn't a clue. BTW - noticing NG prices dropping, too... Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 07:58 AM (pfXMo) 58
Obama subscribes to Pinko magazine.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 07:59 AM (RIvkX) 59
Hollywood actress, writer, and producer Lena Dunham is welcoming her first baby into the world
Sefton! For the love of all that's holy, man, put a bigger warning label on that! Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 17, 2026 07:59 AM (P6lWH) 60
“They’re some of the best people we know, and honestly, we’d trade five Americans for just one of them because of how hard they work.”
"best people we know" - and I lay odds she doesn't speak Spanish and they don't speak English. I can believe this statement because since she is morally on her back in the lowest parts of the gutter, even illegal alien rapists and murderers look good compared to her contemporaries in the Demonic Party. Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 07:59 AM (9Hs2w) Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 17, 2026 07:59 AM (u82oZ) 62
I have training for substitute teaching today
>>> Good luck. Establish dominance early on and make them fear you- Wait...wrong slide. I'll be right back. Posted by: NR Pax at September 17, 2026 07:53 AM (lXoJ5) Is that advice for the classroom or the Teachers Lounge? Both? Posted by: Count de Monet at September 17, 2026 07:59 AM (wVcYX) 63
Um, how?
Please specify and quantify your improvements since elected. Seriously. Posted by: Lizzy That's cute. You want facts and details. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 07:59 AM (RJBgA) 64
>>If only there was an industry that could investigate those claims, evaluate the data, and report the finding to the public. If only.
Heh! . . . and then Speak Truth To Power by reporting the results!! Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 08:00 AM (rOKnE) 65
Transhumanist faggot Peter Thiel only has your best interests at heart, so let's spend a trillion tax dollars on AI.
So this is the new based, conservative ethos, huh? Posted by: Interesting at September 17, 2026 08:00 AM (H8R4Z) 66
Lena Dunham has allowed herself to get so disgusting and fat and she clearly has mental problems.
These Hollywood people need to be trebucheted into outer space. Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 17, 2026 08:00 AM (XV/Pl) 67
Hollywood actress, writer, and producer Lena Dunham is welcoming her first baby into the world
Give it a few years and the kid's lifeless body will be swinging from a rafter in the boat house. Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 08:00 AM (nAS9C) 68
Just wait until Lena Dunham has Lindsay Clancy babysit the sprout.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 08:01 AM (2GVsD) 69
I'm not sure the Democrats have to do much to control AI. Most of the outfits, with the possible exception of Musk's 'grok' are run by raging leftists anyway.
And it's pretty clear. Much of the anecdotal information seems to indicate many AI models "lean hard left." The Democrats get any sort of power and they'll control at least some of the AI infrastructure. What they'll do with it is not hard to guess. Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 17, 2026 08:01 AM (2Cry5) 70
Washington State House candidate ( D) said being and crying after failing DUI tests. What do you pray for at that point -Please God, let me not be found guilty of drunk driving?
https://tinyurl.com/3tm9fv63 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2026 08:01 AM (JrHfD) 71
>>“They’re some of the best people we know, and honestly, we’d trade five Americans for just one of them because of how hard they work.”
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE SHE NEEDS THE VOTES OF THOSE 5 AMERICANS SHE'S SO DEARLY WANTS TO TRADE AWAY. Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at September 17, 2026 08:01 AM (rOKnE) 72
Morning all
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2026 08:02 AM (Za/mt) Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2026 08:02 AM (aKiSo) 74
https://tinyurl.com/bdd9aw83
That poor kid! Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 07:57 AM (rOKnE) That has to be one of the most disturbing things ever put to film/digital media.........How heartless and cruel. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 08:02 AM (ccf/V) Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 08:02 AM (2GVsD) 76
and producer Lena Dunham is welcoming her first baby into the world"
So, not actually "hers" at all. Whew. Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 08:03 AM (pfXMo) 77
The federal government spends around $1.3 trillion each year on means-tested welfare and “anti-poverty” programs.
It is interesting that when we cut means-tested welfare and “anti-poverty” programs that average incomes increase and poverty goes down. Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 08:03 AM (/+uur) Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 17, 2026 08:03 AM (u82oZ) 79
Dunham had a hysterectomy when she was 31. This was a surrogate birth.
Typical Demoncrat — take credit for someone else's work. Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 08:03 AM (nAS9C) 80
70- darn autocorrect-" Seen praying and sobbing"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2026 08:04 AM (JrHfD) 81
The Midwitch Cuckoos have nothing on American Democrats.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2026 08:04 AM (2GVsD) 82
Lena Dunham underwent a hysterectomy in 2018 at age 31 to manage severe endometriosis pain after years of surgeries and failed treatments.
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 08:04 AM (/+uur) 83
These little town blues
Are melting away I'll make a brand new start of it In old New York I want to wake up In a city that never sleeps And find I'm a number one Top of the list King of the hill In old New York Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 08:05 AM (vPv7/) 84
Good morning horde!
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 08:05 AM (ExV1e) 85
Good morning Horde, thx JJ.
When I saw Feminism is Imploding, all I could think was AWFLs screaming "we'll implode if we want , you patriarchal bastards" Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2026 08:06 AM (oUMhY) 86
I'm betting Dunham will announce the baby is some sort of nonbinary trans thing within the first 6 weeks.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 08:06 AM (ccf/V) 87
I’m re-evaluating my thinking on the Houthi.
Anybody willing to shoot missiles at Mecca can’t be completely wrong. And it turns that the Houthi, whose armed forces are about 3% of a population Of about 10 million, are on their own ground more powerful than the entire EU. Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2026 08:06 AM (tOqvK) 88
The Lena Dunham story horrifies me. Prayers for the baby. I hope she gets a chance for life at a minimum. Posted by: Auspex at September 17, 2026 08:07 AM (Y8DZL) 89
Typical Demoncrat — take credit for someone else's work. Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 08:03 AM (nAS9C) But, she was in the room during delivery, so she, like, experienced all of it, ya know. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 08:07 AM (ccf/V) 90
Energy is the lifeblood of any industrial economy. Bitchin about the cost of gas is the perfect way to remind people what the ramifications are of policies that make 'energy costs necessarily skyrocket', closing down refineries, draining the SPR and shutting down nuclear power. Maybe remind everyone too, that oil is traded on a speculative market, so whenever there's uncertainty that condition becomes a lever to boost prices.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 17, 2026 08:07 AM (3Ope8) 91
The Lena Dunham story horrifies me.
Prayers for the baby. I hope she gets a chance for life at a minimum. Posted by: Auspex at September 17, 2026 08:07 AM (Y8DZL) Much like the dog she once had, I'm hoping she realizes she's not fit to be a mother and gives the child a fighting chance by giving it away. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 08:07 AM (ccf/V) 92
Prayers for the baby. I hope she gets a chance for life at a minimum.
Posted by: Auspex I pray that raising this child changes Lena's viewpoints on certain topics. Posted by: NR Pax at September 17, 2026 08:07 AM (lXoJ5) 93
>>That has to be one of the most disturbing things ever put to film/digital media.........How heartless and cruel.
Right?! It takes your breath away. And we wonder how women can support Clancy, well look at what their media has been feeding them. Congratulations, you've normalized baby-killing! Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 08:08 AM (rOKnE) 94
But, she was in the room during delivery, so she, like, experienced all of it, ya know."
I look forward to the pics (similar to Pete Buttgigger's) of her in the hospital bed holding the young'n... Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 08:08 AM (pfXMo) 95
Tom Servo
Remember, that same population humbled the Egyptian military in the '60s. They were poison gassed by Egypt for resisting. That war is North Yemen is called the Egyptian Vietnam. Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 17, 2026 08:09 AM (u82oZ) 96
>>I'm betting Dunham will announce the baby is some sort of nonbinary trans thing within the first 6 weeks.
"I know, right?" -- Dunham's gay activist sister, who was sexually abused by Dunham when they were kids Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 08:09 AM (rOKnE) 97
Congratulations, you've normalized baby-killing!
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 08:08 AM (rOKnE) I mean, she threw that out there as nonchalant as a fart joke at a watching party. "We can't do that because I had an abortion yesterday. HEHEHEHEHEHEHE!" Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 08:10 AM (ccf/V) 98
Congratulations, you've normalized baby-killing!"
Well, if the story out of the Netherlands is true... Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 08:10 AM (pfXMo) 99
What are the odds that Lena Dunham tragically suffocated the baby by rolling over on it in its sleep?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2026 08:10 AM (oUMhY) 100
"But Israelis still largely view themselves as the victims of Oct. 7,"
NYT says the darndest things Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 08:10 AM (/+uur) 101
"But Israelis still largely view themselves as the victims of Oct. 7,"
NYT says the darndest things Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 08:10 AM (/+uur) They apologized for the glitch in the system, geez......... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 08:11 AM (ccf/V) 102
My brain simply cannot fathom the evil degeneracy and rotted brain cells it would take to not have had an abortion...but regretting that you never had one. It's absolutely surreal how sick this is.
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 17, 2026 08:11 AM (qBdHI) 103
Maybe remind everyone too, that oil is traded on a speculative market, so whenever there's uncertainty that condition becomes a lever to boost prices.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead --- Also remind them that we have an abundant amount of coal, ready for use. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 08:12 AM (vPv7/) Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 17, 2026 08:13 AM (u82oZ) 105
"I'm betting Dunham will announce the baby is some sort of nonbinary trans thing within the first 6 weeks."
Has it been called a boy or girl yet? I would bet no. Posted by: Pawl Drool at September 17, 2026 08:13 AM (MWfyi) Posted by: Bulg at September 17, 2026 08:14 AM (77rzZ) 107
>Trump Admin Negotiating With the Houthis to Keep Red Sea Open.
---- I don't get it does a wolf negotiate with a rabbit? We have B-52s, FFS Posted by: Don Black at September 17, 2026 08:14 AM (ZxPkt) 108
Also remind them that we have an abundant amount of coal, ready for use. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 08:12 AM (vPv7/) The Monticello coal fired plant near Mt. Pleasant, Texas was shut down and disassembled during the Owebama administration in a deal made with then Governor Rick Perry. The plant sat near multiple lignite deposits that was used to fuel the facility. At the time of shutdown, it was estimated that at current consumption rates, there was a minimum of 150 years of lignite available to the plant close enough to it where trains wouldn't need to be used for transport. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 08:15 AM (ccf/V) 109
Thank goodness the “environmental” lobby and lunatic government regulators were able to throttle domestic energy production, coal, oil, gas, and nuclear for the last 50 years in favor of endangered cockroaches, baitfish, etc.
Posted by: Common Tater at September 17, 2026 08:15 AM (wzze2) 110
The lack of a Peter Max painting on the Art Thread redounds to our shame. And who knew there is a podcast?
Posted by: Hippie Dippy Moron at September 17, 2026 08:15 AM (Fn+3X) 111
Texas Democrat Caught on Video Explaining $25 Program to Influence Voters
-- You have to hand it to them for creativity. They want to lure young people to an informercial symposium on why they should vote for Talarico and hate all things Republican. It's mass indoctrination for young people who are so susceptible to it already. The only fault is I'm surprised they didn't also offer weed and pizza to attend the propaganda-fest. I note that Talafreako is also pounding on Flock cameras, which hits all the right notes for the young skulls full of mush. I hope you all are right and that he will still get hammered in November. Posted by: Lady in Black at September 17, 2026 08:16 AM (qBdHI) 112
I thought hysterectomies were supposed to make you less hysterical....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2026 08:16 AM (aKiSo) 113
And who knew there is a podcast?
Posted by: Hippie Dippy Moron at September 17, 2026 08:15 AM (Fn+3X) ===== They have good bumper music. Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 08:17 AM (RIvkX) 114
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 08:12 AM (vPv7/)
True dat. Everyone is hyper-focused on gas prices because that's what they feel most directly. Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 17, 2026 08:17 AM (3Ope8) 115
The House is on vacation again?? Until after the midterms? 🤡🤡
Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 08:17 AM (AKptf) 116
I thought hysterectomies were supposed to make you less hysterical....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2026 08:16 AM (aKiSo) Bishes still be cray, yo...... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 08:18 AM (ccf/V) 117
Cutting rates would be inflationary at this point.
Raising rates means that we spend more interest on the debt. Since Congress won't cut spending, that means borrowing - or printing - more money in order to deal with it. That is inflationary. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 08:18 AM (ExV1e) 118
The House is on vacation again?? Until after the midterms? 🤡🤡
Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 08:17 AM (AKptf) Johnson knew Thune wasn't going to bring ANYTHING up for vote, so they called it a year. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 08:18 AM (ccf/V) 119
I would call the GOP pathetic losers but I don't want to insult pathetic losers.
Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 08:19 AM (MWfyi) 120
Because Maxine Waters needs a rest.
Posted by: Just the punchline at September 17, 2026 08:20 AM (2Ez/1) 121
Because Maxine Waters needs a rest.
Posted by: Just the punchline at September 17, 2026 08:20 AM (2Ez/1) It could be that they're just covering for the zombie twins, Maxine and Mitch. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 08:20 AM (ccf/V) 122
Miranda Devine: Trump was nearly assassinated more than 2 years ago. We deserve the truth
fuck you then quit running a 5 or 6 year old picture of Crooks Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 08:20 AM (/+uur) 123
How do I know Republicans are winning the midterms?
The left has their agents doing their best to stir up a war on the right. You thought the white supremacist/Nazi smear was dead? Oh no, just rebranded: Now we have Erick Erickson splashing a big "expose" of all these conservative organizations and churches that are being funded by Nazis and white supremacists. Gee, wow--what a coincidence that is exactly the main line of attack of Osoff against Morris in GA. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 17, 2026 08:21 AM (3cUTc) 124
I pray that raising this child changes Lena's viewpoints on certain topics.
Posted by: NR Pax at September 17, 2026 08:07 AM (lXoJ5) Sadly, the child is trans, as is required for the children of all celebrities. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 08:21 AM (ExV1e) 125
I would call the GOP pathetic losers but I don't want to insult pathetic losers.
Posted by: fd at September 17, 2026 08:19 AM (MWfyi) I appreciate that. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 08:21 AM (ccf/V) 126
Everyone is hyper-focused on gas prices"
Media is focused. Egg prices, anyone? The answer, of course, is more refining capacity, not less. It's almost as if there's a link between supply, demand, and prices... Almost. Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 08:21 AM (pfXMo) 127
True dat. Everyone is hyper-focused on gas prices because that's what they feel most directly.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 17, 2026 08:17 AM (3Ope Gas cost is about 2% of the average family budget. Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 08:22 AM (/+uur) 128
I’ve always read for years the U.S.A. is #1, the “Saudi Arabia” of Coal, with huge proven reserves of Coal, the good stuff. Then an article a couple years back put us at #17. Somebody is lying now, which doesn’t surprise me.
The leftists seem to have a bit of Pol Pot in them. Or at least seem determined to prevent resource extraction or manufacturing of any kind. Under the guise of the “environment” no logging, mining, factories, etc. dependent on foreign nations for everything. We don’t have to import Food. At least, not yet. I can’t think of any particular reason this can’t happen over time. Maybe they can destroy Ranching and Farming too. They seem to hate that too, so why not. Posted by: Common Tater at September 17, 2026 08:22 AM (wzze2) 129
Democrats are trying to appeal to younger voters by sounding alarms on Data Centers, Flock cameras, expensive gasoline and foreign entanglements.
Thank goodness Republicans won't stoop to that level and are holding fast to traditional conservative values like expensive gas, foreign entanglements and total government surveillance. Posted by: Interesting at September 17, 2026 08:22 AM (H8R4Z) 130
No child deserves that.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 17, 2026 08:22 AM (36x1j) 131
>>Lawrence, a former DSA member running in a swing district, made the comment during a Swarthmore College debate that also saw him endorse abortion rights 'whether you're a man or a woman or any other gender'
Spoiler alert: That's always been the goal, which started with gay marriage. At the time of the SSM push, advocates admitted that A) gays didn't want marriage, they were just the camel's nose under the tent in redefining marriage, and B) the goal was redefine it to cover any sort of relationship (siblings, friends, whatever) to the point that it lost all meaning. The Beyond Marriage organization laid it all out in detail, but the site has since disappeared. https://tinyurl.com/3372t7aw Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 08:22 AM (rOKnE) 132
Johnson knew Thune wasn't going to bring ANYTHING up for vote, so they called it a year.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 08:18 AM (ccf/V) OK, Sponge, looks like there isn't much going on at work , why don't you take 2 months off, until something pops up! ---Sponge's Boss Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 08:22 AM (AKptf) 133
PDTS should just tell congress to stay home. They're not doing their basic job, let alone doing anything constructive. FFS we don't even have a budget and haven't had one for a couple of decades, maybe even more. What legitimate business operates without a budget?
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 17, 2026 08:22 AM (3Ope8) 134
..oh, and your paycheck will not be affected...cheers!
Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 08:23 AM (AKptf) 135
Have you seen the price of arugula lately?
Posted by: B.O. at September 17, 2026 08:23 AM (2Ez/1) 136
The House is on vacation again?? Until after the midterms?
Does it matter? They went out in an orgy of votes and sent multiple bills to the Senate, none of which will be voted on. What, exactly, do you want them doing in DC. At least now, some of them will return to their districts and might get an earful from their constituents. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 08:23 AM (ExV1e) 137
Don Black
It is a fork attack on the Saudis by America. The Saudi's turned down the Abraham Accords. The Saudi's were told to do it yourself. The new Saudi Defense pact with Pakistan and Turkey failed to help them. Areas of the world most affected are the EU, with the Saudi's declaringforce majeure, and China. Also make US energy exports earn more money. Esp. natural gas as LPG> The second best military in the region is Israel. If the Saudi's ask for military assistance from Israel, this is a US win. Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 17, 2026 08:24 AM (u82oZ) 138
@117
>>That is inflationary. Since politicians and by extension the voters have boxed the US into a corner, everything at this point is inflationary. The World Financial System is best viewed as a Clown riding a unicycle while spinning plates, with flames completely surrounding him whilst getting pelted by baby porcupines. Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 17, 2026 08:25 AM (XV/Pl) 139
In TX, we have Cornyn, Rove and the rest of the GOPe attacking conservatives for being racist.
Really, wow, the guy who hailed the "Indian Century" coming to the US is bought-and-paid by Indians? So we have in GA and TX, two red states, Democrat operatives are trying to drive up Democrat votes via their tried-and-true racial fearmongering and split conservatives less 60 days before the Election. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 17, 2026 08:25 AM (3cUTc) 140
Have you seen the price of arugula lately?
Posted by: B.O. at September 17, 2026 08:23 AM (2Ez/1) Now with bonus fecal contamination! Posted by: Count de Monet at September 17, 2026 08:25 AM (wVcYX) 141
There is no such thing as "separation between church and state."
If Massachusetts decided to make Satan-worship the official religion, they could. The U.S. Constitution says the Federal govt. cannot do that. But individual states could. You might even say Mass. has actually already done that. Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 17, 2026 08:25 AM (36x1j) 142
>>then quit running a 5 or 6 year old picture of Crooks
A bit difficult to run a recent photo. Just the other day, the FBI arrested a young guy in Butler County, same place Crooks tried to murder Trump, on weapons charges and charges he was planning a terrorist attack in support of ISIS. Seems a bit coincidental. Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 08:26 AM (viF8m) 143
Maybe they can destroy Ranching and Farming too."
How hard can that be? / *remember during the o'bumble years when we'd get charming tales of some bubbly female who was turning their* building's roof into a "garden", as if 2,000 square feet could produce enough calories to feed... *where they lived. Didn't own it, though. Whatever happened to those "gardens"? Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 08:26 AM (pfXMo) 144
The World Financial System is best viewed as a Clown riding a unicycle while spinning plates, with flames completely surrounding him whilst getting pelted by baby porcupines.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 17, 2026 08:25 AM (XV/Pl) ===== End of the quarter is coming. Pay me! Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 08:26 AM (RIvkX) 145
It's almost as if there's a link between supply, demand, and prices... Almost. Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 08:21 AM (pfXMo) Most people don't KNOW that Democrats have been shutting refineries down left and right over the last decade. Most people don't KNOW that California was a significant location for these refineries and Democrat policies made them mostly ILLEGAL to operate within the state. Most people don't KNOW that we haven't built a new refinery for the better part of 50 years. All issues are belong to Democrats. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 08:26 AM (ccf/V) 146
Pinko Magazine and The Anal Retentive are the only print magazines I still subscribe to.
Posted by: The Grand Poof at September 17, 2026 08:26 AM (Fn+3X) 147
The entire $40 Trillion national government debt rolls over every four (4) years, roughly. Very short term. A legacy of the Clinton years. It isn’t spread out with long duration securities.
Consequently it is like a land mine, when interest rates tick up it immediately requires an ever increasing amount of cash to service the interest payments on the debt. Posted by: Common Tater at September 17, 2026 08:26 AM (wzze2) 148
10 T yield fell under 5%; magic!
Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 08:26 AM (AKptf) 149
So...US House of Representatives... what is it exactly you'd say you DO around here?
Posted by: The two Bobs at September 17, 2026 08:27 AM (2Ez/1) 150
@117
>>That is inflationary. Since politicians and by extension the voters have boxed the US into a corner, everything at this point is inflationary. The World Financial System is best viewed as a Clown riding a unicycle while spinning plates, with flames completely surrounding him whilst getting pelted by baby porcupines. Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 17, 2026 08:25 AM (XV/Pl) I was expecting a reference to flaming clown boners. (h/t to ace) Posted by: Count de Monet at September 17, 2026 08:27 AM (wVcYX) 151
I’ve always read for years the U.S.A. is #1, the “Saudi Arabia” of Coal, with huge proven reserves of Coal, the good stuff. Then an article a couple years back put us at #17. Somebody is lying now, which doesn’t surprise me.
According to wiki, which I tend to believe in this case, the US is first, Russia, China, Australia, and India follow with, roughly, 2/3 the reserve of the US each. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 08:27 AM (ExV1e) 152
The Houthi's are smacking the shit out of the Saudi military. Yesterday, or the day before, these clowns were able to down a Saudi Air Force F-15. Allegedly with gunfire. From the ground.
For all the billions of dollars of military gear and training the SA military has spent... they're comical in their incompetence. This is why there are talks with the Houthi's about the Red Sea and not the Saudi's. Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 17, 2026 08:27 AM (2Cry5) 153
OK, Sponge, looks like there isn't much going on at work , why don't you take 2 months off, until something pops up!
---Sponge's Boss Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 08:22 AM (AKptf) WOOT! #Winning! Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 08:27 AM (ccf/V) 154
Everyone knows that roof rafters can hold an infinite amount of weight.
They're triangles, dammit. Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2026 08:28 AM (aKiSo) 155
Most people don't KNOW that Democrats have been shutting refineries down left and right over the last decade"
Huh. It's not been on The Daily Show, or TikTok... Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 08:28 AM (pfXMo) 156
New York spends more than any other state on public education, pays teachers more generously than most other states, and has more students classified with a disability than almost any other state. After inflation, education spending has increased by 82 percent since 1993. Yet enrollment in public schools has fallen by 9 percent, and eighth-graders now read at a lower level than they did ten years ago.
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 08:28 AM (/+uur) 157
Gas cost is about 2% of the average family budget.
Maybe so, but it's paid out of pocket every few days and it's direct effects are very real. I wonder if we could apply that same process to federal income tax and SS/Medicare taxes if the reaction would be the same. Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 17, 2026 08:28 AM (3Ope8) 158
https://tinyurl.com/3f6zskfv
@townhallcom NEW: A House Judiciary report just dropped screenshots of ActBlue's internal Slack messages. They show staff knowingly waved through foreign donations—using "verification" methods you won't believe. . . This is unreal: When ActBlue's own legal counsel Zain Ahmad tried to report this, IT deleted his messages in real time. This one says "Please stop deleting my requests. You are violating the laws and policies of our company." Deleted 5 seconds later. They freaking blew off and deleted advice from counsel that they were breaking the law -- then fired the legal staff! Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 08:29 AM (rOKnE) Posted by: MJ at September 17, 2026 08:29 AM (XOmY9) 160
If Massachusetts decided to make Satan-worship the official religion, they could. The U.S. Constitution says the Federal govt. cannot do that. But individual states could.
You might even say Mass. has actually already done that. Posted by: no one of any consequence __________ Congregationalism was the established church in Massachusetts until 1833. But the first amendment was then grafted onto the states by the 14th. Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 17, 2026 08:29 AM (XvL8K) 161
Calling All Anti-AItards! Please read and digest this bit of wisdom from the HQ's Spiritual Godfather: "The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to 'safety') by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary." HL Mencken, written in 1921. Posted by: naturalfake at September 17, 2026 08:30 AM (iJfKG) 162
It's a good thing I'm not in charge.
Posted by: Don Black at September 17, 2026 08:30 AM (ZxPkt) 163
154 Everyone knows that roof rafters can hold an infinite amount of weight.
They're triangles, dammit. Posted by: Warai-otoko Who do you truss? Posted by: Johnny and Ed at September 17, 2026 08:31 AM (Fn+3X) 164
>>Maybe they can destroy Ranching and Farming too."
How hard can that be? "Not very: Reintroduce the wolves into Colorado's prime cattle ranching space!!" -- Jared Polis Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 08:31 AM (rOKnE) 165
They freaking blew off and deleted advice from counsel that they were breaking the law -- then fired the legal staff!
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 08:29 AM Nothing will happen. Posted by: The person who always says that at September 17, 2026 08:31 AM (2Ez/1) 166
>>Maybe so, but it's paid out of pocket every few days and it's direct effects are very real. I wonder if we could apply that same process to federal income tax and SS/Medicare taxes if the reaction would be the same.
Anyone getting a paycheck ever week or two can see how much the government takes. I bet it's a bit more than most people are spending on gas. Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 08:31 AM (viF8m) 167
They freaking blew off and deleted advice from counsel that they were breaking the law -- then fired the legal staff! Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 08:29 AM (rOKnE) And yet not one person has been fined, arrested or hauled in front of a grand jury for it. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 08:32 AM (ccf/V) 168
Don Black
You could issue decrees, but your federal bureaucracy would evade, delay, and nullify your wishes. Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 17, 2026 08:32 AM (u82oZ) 169
Well, now you've done it!
Robert De Niro breaks down in tears while discussing Donald Trump on Amy Poehler’s podcast: "It’s so upsetting to see what’s happening" Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 17, 2026 08:32 AM (ndZc7) 170
EXCLUSIVE: Left-Wing Michigan House Hopeful William Lawrence Called for 'Abolishing the Institution of Marriage'
-------- They just want to visit each other in the hospital. Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 08:32 AM (kM43H) 171
I wonder if we could apply that same process to federal income tax and SS/Medicare taxes if the reaction would be the same."
You'll never know. /zombie FDR Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 08:33 AM (pfXMo) 172
Yup, gas prices broke $5 today and you'd think it was the end of the world on local T.V. They did point out it got to $5.25 here after the Ukes got invaded. Posted by: Auspex at September 17, 2026 08:33 AM (Y8DZL) 173
How'd I miss this obvious harbinger of the end times?
"Malibu residents evacuate after massive, expanding sinkhole opens at Nicolas Cage’s house" https://tinyurl.com/yckepdra Posted by: Chairman LMAO at September 17, 2026 08:33 AM (cWLG3) Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 08:33 AM (kM43H) 175
You could issue decrees, but your federal bureaucracy would evade, delay, and nullify your wishes.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 17, 2026 08:32 AM (u82oZ) ==== I would see nothing but opportunities. Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 08:33 AM (RIvkX) Posted by: Chrome Toaster Patriot at September 17, 2026 08:33 AM (Fn+3X) 177
Robert De Niro breaks down in tears while discussing Donald Trump on Amy Poehler’s podcast: "It’s so upsetting to see what’s happening"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 17, 2026 08:32 AM (ndZc7) What, exactly, is happening, runt? Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 08:33 AM (ccf/V) 178
>> Of the greatness of his government and peace there will be no end. He will reign on David’s throne and over his kingdom, establishing and upholding it with justice and righteousness from that time on and forever. The zeal of the Lord Almighty will accomplish this.”
Isaiah 9:7 Posted by: Marcus T at September 17, 2026 08:34 AM (K+75H) 179
Pray for Lena Dunham's baby, that he lives past the Clancy line.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 17, 2026 08:34 AM (UlNBK) 180
What is this thing called "local TV?"
Posted by: Most people at September 17, 2026 08:34 AM (2Ez/1) 181
"Malibu residents evacuate after massive, expanding sinkhole opens at Nicolas Cage’s house" https://tinyurl.com/yckepdra Posted by: Chairman LMAO at September 17, 2026 08:33 AM (cWLG3) Why was there a port-o-potty at Nick Cage's house? Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 08:34 AM (ccf/V) 182
Robert De Niro breaks down in tears while discussing Donald Trump on Amy Poehler’s podcast: "It’s so upsetting to see what’s happening"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks The Orange Man is taking over his brain and it's terrifying. Posted by: Auspex at September 17, 2026 08:34 AM (Y8DZL) 183
@169
>>Robert De Niro breaks down in tears while discussing Donald Trump on Amy Poehler’s podcast: "It’s so upsetting to see what’s happening" De Niro is quite literally a TDS eaten up lunatic. If you asked exactly why he hates Trump, he more than likely wouldn't be able to explain why. Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 17, 2026 08:35 AM (XV/Pl) 184
>>If Massachusetts decided to make Satan-worship the official religion, they could. The U.S. Constitution says the Federal govt. cannot do that. But individual states could.
Oh, hey, lookee here! "VISIT TST 64 Bridge Street In Salem, Massachusetts, Serves As The International Headquarters For The Satanic Temple (TST), A Non-Theistic Religious Organization With Active Congregations Worldwide." https://tinyurl.com/4zamn2j5 Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 08:35 AM (rOKnE) Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 17, 2026 08:36 AM (u82oZ) 186
Anyone getting a paycheck ever week or two can see how much the government takes. "
Ah yes - the real reason the GOP won the House back... "Friends" TV Show, and the line "Who's this FICA? Why's he getting all my money?" A scene never allowed again... (the funny part is that episode feature George Stepheclintongoogle) Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 08:36 AM (pfXMo) 187
Saudis Halt Oil Shipments to Europe Following Houthi Attacks.
- "F*ck you guys," they explained. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 17, 2026 08:36 AM (ndZc7) 188
The answer, of course, is more refining capacity, not less.
According to the US Energy Information Administration, US domestic refiners are on track for record output for 2026. Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 08:36 AM (pUU4E) 189
From the Tech thread:
34 from HackerNews (I'm not going to click on the article, because it sure looks like clickbait, but who knows): 28. AI Safety Is Mostly a Sex Cult (skywriter.blue) 36 points by Tomte 47 minutes ago | hide | 6 comments Posted by: m at September 17, 2026 05:50 AM (odBC9) The title is clickbait, but the article could be legit. The space is full of weirdos. Apparently Dario Amodei at Anthropic proposed a bunch of his peeps from Effective Altruism for the fake-independent regulator that he wants pre-captured. That's the group Sam Bankman-Fried belonged to, who went to prison for fraud, but not before they were all screwing in a mansion in the Caribbean or something. Probably what it's referring to. Posted by: SciVo at September 17, 2026 08:36 AM (ke3zm) 190
I don't get it does a wolf negotiate with a rabbit? We have B-52s, FFS Posted by: Don Black at September 17, 2026 08:14 AM (ZxPkt) It’s an interesting problem - the idea of bombing, exemplified by the B-52’s, is to take out high value targets in a modern state. Yet the Houthi are a mostly dispersed and rural population living at a relatively crude level already, without many high value targets themselves. Unless the US was going to bomb with the specific goal of eliminating as much of the civilian population as possible, bombing by itself won’t do much. The Romans would have sent several legions and killed them all with swords, but we’re not capable of that kind of commitment today. Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2026 08:36 AM (tOqvK) 191
@181 Probably construction or plumbing related mishap eh.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at September 17, 2026 08:37 AM (cWLG3) 192
De Niro strikes me as perpetually about 30 minutes away from eating a bullet. Dude is nutz.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 17, 2026 08:37 AM (2Cry5) 193
64 Bridge Street In Salem, Massachusetts, Serves As The International Headquarters For The Satanic Temple (TST), A Non-Theistic Religious Organization With Active Congregations Worldwide."
https://tinyurl.com/4zamn2j5 Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 08:35 AM (rOKnE) How can one believe in Satan, yet at the same time, believe there is no God? Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 08:37 AM (ccf/V) 194
Hollywood celebrities. Is there anything you DON'T know?
Posted by: Homer Simpson at September 17, 2026 08:38 AM (2Ez/1) 195
What is this thing called "local TV?"
It's where I can watch MASH ... at 4 pm, right before dinner. /Ammonia Hills Senior Living Center Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 08:38 AM (pfXMo) 196
Only two weeks until every ugly, witch lesbian descends on Salem, MA for a month long celebration of evil. Let them gather, then nuke the joint.
Posted by: Never Driving North of NC Line at September 17, 2026 08:38 AM (Fn+3X) 197
Conservatives have this fatal blind spot.
And it's part of the "magic dirt" theory that somehow, magically, everyone who sets foot on American soil becomes creedal, integrated, Americans; "just like my great, great granddaddy did when he came through Ellis Island!" And those who believe a notion that was never fully true--and has been dead for well over 100 years--there's still this self-deception: "Well, that person is doing things I like to do, and I'm a conservative--so they must be conservative too!" Lefties also do outdoor stuff, manly stuff, sports and religion, you know. 90% of the kids in that photo Bo French posted are registered Democrats. Every single one old enough in 2024 voted for Kamala. As did their parents. And some conservatives are stupidly, "I just see American kids in cowboy hats enjoying American sports. Hur-dee-dur. What's the problem?" It's like gazing upon a NEA rally, with Pali and Soviet flags, like it's a nostalgic Norman Rockwell painting. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 17, 2026 08:38 AM (3cUTc) 198
China Launches Ambitious National Plan to Reverse Birth Rate Collapse
Communism 101 Kill the family for the State Communism 201 Family almost dead State Healthy Communism 301 State needs more workers Subsidize Families We do the same thing here in the US with gas, or crops, or cattle, or education. Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 08:39 AM (/+uur) 199
The Romans didn't have to be concerned with midterm elections.
Posted by: Political analyst at September 17, 2026 08:39 AM (2Ez/1) 200
198 China Launches Ambitious National Plan to Reverse Birth Rate Collapse
Communism 101 Kill the family for the State Communism 201 Family almost dead State Healthy Communism 301 State needs more workers Subsidize Families We do the same thing here in the US with gas, or crops, or cattle, or education. Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 08:39 AM (/+uur) ---- It's CHY-na. Posted by: DJT at September 17, 2026 08:40 AM (cWLG3) 201
Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 08:36 AM (pfXMo)
It annoys me they were shoe horning their bs propaganda in even then, but man did those girls look good. Like bimbos like them would have the first clue who he was. Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 08:40 AM (kM43H) 202
Yup, gas prices broke $5 today and you'd think it was the end of the world on local T.V.
I'm old enough to remember when Republicans were putting "I did that!" stickers with Joe Biden on them pointing to the gas prices on gas pumps. Posted by: Interesting at September 17, 2026 08:40 AM (H8R4Z) 203
>>How can one believe in Satan, yet at the same time, believe there is no God?
Yeah, it's a mindf^ck. Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 08:40 AM (rOKnE) 204
China Launches Ambitious National Plan to Reverse Birth Rate Collapse
== ...by having its billionaires buy American surrogates ? we are on to you bishes! Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 08:41 AM (AKptf) 205
DeNiro loves sucking commie cock and relishes being part of the op.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 08:41 AM (zWqu+) 206
Everyone knows that roof rafters can hold an infinite amount of weight.
They're triangles, dammit. Posted by: Warai-otoko Who do you truss? Posted by: Johnny and Ed at September 17, 2026 08:31 AM (Fn+3X) - Not a shingle one of them. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 17, 2026 08:41 AM (mvZ2E) 207
>>Ah yes - the real reason the GOP won the House back...
The real reason the Republicans won the House back is because despite how useless many of them are the left is nucking futs and getting worse by the day and no amount of media whitewash can cover it up. We all know the media is on the left and will whatever they can to sew anger on the right. They've only been doing this all our lives. Maybe we should stop listening to them and go win anyway. Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 08:41 AM (viF8m) 208
Posted by: naturalfake at September 17, 2026 08:30 AM (iJfKG)
Thanks. It is a good quote. H.L. Mencken had a lot of amusing and trenchant observations to make, but I ( as a horde member ) personally do not regard him as my "spiritual godfather." Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2026 08:41 AM (JrHfD) Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 08:41 AM (pfXMo) 210
I'm old enough to remember when Republicans were putting "I did that!" stickers with Joe Biden on them pointing to the gas prices on gas pumps. Posted by: Interesting at September 17, 2026 08:40 AM (H8R4Z) Exactly...... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 17, 2026 08:41 AM (ccf/V) 211
115 The House is on vacation again?? Until after the midterms? 🤡🤡
Posted by: runner ======= Thanks to Massie pushing impeachment crap for Hegseth and others. They recessed one day early and had already passed a lot of legislation going nowhere in the Senate. Your ire should be directed at the Senate, not the House. Posted by: Your Handler at September 17, 2026 08:41 AM (E4rtv) 212
Rice stated that the Clinton Administration did not tell her about what was uncovered in 1995 in the Philippines.
Rice’s apology about not seeing the nature of the danger is misplaced given the evidence that the preceding Clinton Administration failed to disclose the key facts to her. ======================= Whether or not she has culpability, it is heartening to see a public official take some responsibility. I'm so used to the other kind, those who blame everyone else. Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 17, 2026 08:42 AM (aLYxy) Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 08:42 AM (pfXMo) 214
Gasoline might be 2% of the budget. But energy prices, particularly Diesel directly affects the price of everything we buy. Every Thing. It has to be moved by truck, or train, or plane.
It is not 2% of your budget. Way more than that. Posted by: Common Tater at September 17, 2026 08:42 AM (17WQZ) 215
How soon can you teach the 4 rules of gun safety to a toddler?
Posted by: NaCly Dog ___________ A bit older than a toddler, but: https://tinyurl.com/4fwdx9m5 Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 17, 2026 08:42 AM (XvL8K) 216
>>>Trump could simply mean that Iran is on the ropes and the regime cannot survive much more than two months.
Or Trump may be hinting that after the midterms, regardless of who controls Congress, he will be free of electoral pressures and able to resume military operations to accelerate the theocracy’s ongoing economic ruin. --- Hanson's not listening. Trump said that directly. After the election it won't matter, he's not running again, he doesn't have to please anyone. Iran either gives it up or we're going to take it. Period. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 08:42 AM (vPv7/) 217
186 Anyone getting a paycheck ever week or two can see how much the government takes. "
Ah yes - the real reason the GOP won the House back... "Friends" TV Show, and the line "Who's this FICA? Why's he getting all my money?" A scene never allowed again... (the funny part is that episode feature George Stepheclintongoogle) Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 08:36 AM (pfXMo) End withholding and got to quarterlies and SHIT WOULD GET REAL REAL FAST Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 08:43 AM (/+uur) 218
I'm old enough to remember when Republicans were putting "I did that!" stickers with Joe Biden on them pointing to the gas prices on gas pumps.
===== But not old enough to remember basic economics. Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 17, 2026 08:43 AM (RIvkX) 219
>>Only two weeks until every ugly, witch lesbian descends on Salem, MA for a month long celebration of evil. Let them gather, then nuke the joint.
It is exhausting! Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2026 08:43 AM (rOKnE) 220
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I don't get it does a wolf negotiate with a rabbit? We have B-52s, FFS Posted by: Don Black at September 17, 2026 08:14 AM (ZxPkt) It’s an interesting problem - the idea of bombing, exemplified by the B-52’s, is to take out high value targets in a modern state. Yet the Houthi are a mostly dispersed and rural population living at a relatively crude level already, without many high value targets themselves. Unless the US was going to bomb with the specific goal of eliminating as much of the civilian population as possible, bombing by itself won’t do much. The Romans would have sent several legions and killed them all with swords, but we’re not capable of that kind of commitment today. Posted by: Tom Servo ========== They import 80-90 percent of their food. Easy peasey to stop that, then they starve. Posted by: Your Handler at September 17, 2026 08:43 AM (E4rtv) 221
"It's only 2% of your budget" just doesn't sound like a catchy campaign slogan.
Posted by: Interesting at September 17, 2026 08:43 AM (H8R4Z) 222
Maybe they can destroy Ranching and Farming too."
Huge push on social media almost overnight by vegans out of nowhere. They won't answer "How cute does the animal have to be before you are concerned about it living?" "Every animal that lives on or below the ground dies to have your food plot planted. From plowing to planting to weeding to harvest. Every mouse, vole, mole, woodchuck, rabbit, worm, cricket and grasshopper gone. And kept gone. How cute does the animal have to be before you are concerned about it living?" Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2026 08:44 AM (Za/mt) 223
Do people drive as much as they did in the past ? Pre-covid ?
Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 08:44 AM (AKptf) 224
I don't think so.
Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 08:44 AM (AKptf) 225
End withholding and got to quarterlies and SHIT WOULD GET REAL REAL FAST"
I was "self" employed for nearly 40 years. Wrote quarterly "estimated payments" for .... Yeah, I get kinda more upset about guv spending than most. Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 08:44 AM (pfXMo) 226
>>I'm old enough to remember when Republicans were putting "I did that!" stickers with Joe Biden on them pointing to the gas prices on gas pumps.
I'm old enough to remember when Republicans wanted to kill the mullahs rather than send them plane loads of cash. Biden caused gas prices to rise because he wanted to force us all to buy golf carts. Gas prices are high now, temporarily, because Trump is finally doing what we wanted a president to do for 50 years, kill the terrorists trying to build nukes to kill us. One of these things is not like the other. Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2026 08:44 AM (viF8m) 227
Hey everybody! Just popping in for a minute before I head out for a five mile hike and then some hang gliding.
Posted by: Cocaine Mitch at September 17, 2026 08:44 AM (2Ez/1) 228
End withholding and got to quarterlies and SHIT WOULD GET REAL REAL FAST
Posted by: r hennigantx No doubt. Educating and entertaining. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 17, 2026 08:44 AM (zWqu+) 229
Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde. Posted by: Inogame at September 17, 2026 08:45 AM (53oGX) 230
If gas prices are so terrible, how come I see Johnny Methcook and Sally Ebt-Glasspipe driving around to Wally World or Sonic Burger or to the Patel Motel wasting precious fuel on nonsense every day of the week.
Posted by: Mad Max at September 17, 2026 08:45 AM (P4iUb) 231
The pastor at Talarico 's church is a lesbian named "Babs". You couldn't make this up
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 17, 2026 08:45 AM (oUMhY) 232
215 How soon can you teach the 4 rules of gun safety to a toddler?
Posted by: NaCly Dog ___________ Had this debate with a pro-gun psychiatrist. I said 6 he said 8. I'll differ to his experience. He had 3 boys. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 08:45 AM (vPv7/) 233
199 The Romans didn't have to be concerned with midterm elections.
Posted by: Political analyst at September 17, 2026 08:39 AM (2Ez/1) ------------------ Heh Posted by: The Gracchi brothers at September 17, 2026 08:45 AM (aLYxy) 234
I don't have any data handy at the moments, this is based on observation.
Posted by: runner at September 17, 2026 08:45 AM (AKptf) 235
192 De Niro strikes me as perpetually about 30 minutes away from eating a bullet. Dude is nutz.
Posted by: Martini Farmer ========== He is old and shriveled nutz by now---his day has passed in movies except for cameos. Posted by: Your Handler at September 17, 2026 08:45 AM (E4rtv) 236
Hey, Remember when your top dresser drawer was full of a pile of pay stubs?
Posted by: Pepperidge Farmer at September 17, 2026 08:46 AM (Fn+3X) 237
China Launches Ambitious National Plan to Reverse Birth Rate Collapse
----------- They said Cultural Revolution 2.0 would be lit Posted by: ... at September 17, 2026 08:46 AM (kM43H) 238
According to the US Energy Information Administration, US domestic refiners are on track for record output for 2026.
Posted by: Community Notes at September 17, 2026 08:36 AM (pUU4E) The fact that they will output more than ever before does not negate the fact that we use more than they output. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 17, 2026 08:46 AM (ExV1e) 239
>Not a shingle one of them."
These jokes are heading for the gutters Posted by: man ----- the thread is on the eave of something weird Posted by: Don Black at September 17, 2026 08:46 AM (ZxPkt) 240
Gasoline might be 2% of the budget. But energy prices, particularly Diesel directly affects the price of everything we buy. Every Thing. It has to be moved by truck, or train, or plane.
It is not 2% of your budget. Way more than that. Posted by: Common Tater I'm spending $720 a month in gas alone. Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2026 08:46 AM (Za/mt) 241
Do people drive as much as they did in the past"
There's not good info on that. Just a bunch of "estimates" Posted by: man at September 17, 2026 08:46 AM (pfXMo) 242
Gas prices are no higher than under Biden or Owbama.
Allowing for inflation, gas prices are cheaper than under Biden or Owebama. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 17, 2026 08:46 AM (vPv7/) 243
231 The pastor at Talarico 's church is a lesbian named "Babs". You couldn't make this up
Posted by: Smell the Glove ======= Thought it was 'Bubs', short for Beezelbub. Posted by: Your Handler at September 17, 2026 08:47 AM (E4rtv) 244
Ivermectin is believed to disrupt the pathways tumors rely on to grow and to trigger apoptosis, or programmed cell death, in cancer cells. Mebendazole works differently, cutting off the glucose supply abnormal cells need to survive.
Would be interesting to know rate of fast growing tumors in populations that take Iver regularly for parasite prophylactic. Posted by: r hennigantx at September 17, 2026 08:47 AM (/+uur) Processing 0.04, elapsed 0.0469 seconds. |
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