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Elephants and Dog-Moms Cafe
Felix Thiollier (c. 1899)
People risk their lives and serious burns to rescue someone trapped inside a burning car. Man saves a dog trapped on a big slippery rock at a rapids. This puppy doesn't know what "anarchy" means but he loves it. All cats are chaos agents. Big dog wrestles with a little kid -- but gently. Soldier rescues a stray dog from a war zone and brings him home. A good example of a dog helping. Fake but amusing: the Tony Stark of warthogs. Thanks to Rocket/@rdbrewer4. World's Worst Watch-Dog plays with a break-in robber instead of barking him out.
The toll gate officer.. 😅 pic.twitter.com/FSVCp49jiR
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) September 16, 2026
Gentle giant..🐘😍 pic.twitter.com/TAljL6puXL
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) September 16, 2026
Adorable babies with their mothers
— Enezator (@Enezator) September 15, 2026
This is what the purest and warmest bond in the world looks like. pic.twitter.com/DQt399eDXv
Giggles of pure joy..🐕🐾😍 pic.twitter.com/VpS3l9RnSw
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) September 16, 2026
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: lilredhen at September 16, 2026 07:30 PM (dDxs4)
Posted by: what the cat drug in at September 16, 2026 07:32 PM (jrgJz)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at September 16, 2026 07:33 PM (w6EFb)
like beer, dogs are evidence that G-d loves us and wants us to be happy.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 16, 2026 07:34 PM (VyBeY)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 07:35 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 07:35 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 16, 2026 07:36 PM (VyBeY)
Félix Thiollier captured the famous 1899 photograph titled Lady and Her Horse on a Snowy Day (also known as The Horse Trainer).
The Cafe has become one classy place. 👌🏼
Posted by: L - No nic... at September 16, 2026 07:38 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: polynikes at September 16, 2026 07:39 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2026 07:40 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: DanMan at September 16, 2026 07:40 PM (8uzBS)
Posted by: Mr. Duncanthrax at September 16, 2026 07:40 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Monte Cook at September 16, 2026 07:42 PM (88C+u)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at September 16, 2026 07:33 PM (w6EFb)
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Very cool.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2026 07:42 PM (RIvkX)
4 of 6 kittens are eyes open
Posted by: what the cat drug in
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Adorable! I hope we can see them on the pet thread soon.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2026 07:43 PM (XJ22o)
Posted by: Sponge
Ever ridden on a plane full of young German women?
Achselterror!!
Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2026 07:44 PM (o36GC)
Posted by: Mr. Duncanthrax at September 16, 2026 07:40 PM (0sNs1)
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Are you talking about me, because I'm right here.
Posted by: Mephisto at September 16, 2026 07:46 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2026 07:46 PM (hojuE)
Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2026 07:44 PM
Were they fully drindled-out?
The drindl seems to be rarely, if ever, discussed by Piper. Sad!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 16, 2026 07:47 PM (0sNs1)
https://weather.com/retro/
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 16, 2026 07:47 PM (XvL8K)
Posted by: Bulg at September 16, 2026 07:48 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2026 07:48 PM (7zn4w)
Posted by: Mephisto at September 16, 2026 07:46 PM
Do your armpits smell of penguin excreta?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 16, 2026 07:49 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: polynikes at September 16, 2026 07:50 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: Bulg at September 16, 2026 07:48 PM (77rzZ)
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I'm a fan, though their handling in snow is questionable.
Posted by: Hannibal Barca at September 16, 2026 07:50 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 16, 2026 07:49 PM (0sNs1)
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No, just tantalizing sinfulness. Want to make a deal?
Posted by: Mephisto at September 16, 2026 07:52 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2026 07:48 PM (7zn4w)
Everyone in the ME smells like ass and they don't notice because they are used to it. It hits you in a small area like an airplane or helo and you want to jump out the door.
You would make millions selling "AssAway" body spray and nose balm at every airport flying these nasty folks too and fro from civilized areas.
Posted by: AssAway, $9.99 or two for $15.99 at September 16, 2026 07:52 PM (cCXR+)
they didn't want to interrupt the 24/365 climate change propaganda.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 16, 2026 07:53 PM (VyBeY)
Achselterror!!
Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2026 07:44 PM (o36GC)
I can think of worse fates.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 16, 2026 07:54 PM (zZu0s)
We have a launch in less than an hour.
SpaceX - Falcon 9 - USSF-259 - SLC-4E
Vandenberg SFB, CA - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: September 16, 2026 (PDT)
Launch Time: 6.07 p.m. PDT (September 17, 0107 UTC, 3:07 CEST)
https://youtu.be/X0Rc1uf_6nw
Posted by: Joyenz at September 16, 2026 07:54 PM (2F0/Y)
My dad is getting eye surgery tomorrow. Mom sewed up pair of work pants for me that had hole in it
Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2026 07:54 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: AssAway, $9.99 or two for $15.99 at September 16, 2026 07:52 PM (cCXR+)
back in the day, smart pathologists used a swipe of Noxzema under the nose ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 16, 2026 07:55 PM (VyBeY)
Posted by: Joyenz at September 16, 2026 07:55 PM (2F0/Y)
Pumbaa is through taking everyone's shit. The savanna will shake with terror and retribution.
Posted by: Hakuna Matata Muthafuckahs!!! at September 16, 2026 07:56 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: polynikes at September 16, 2026 07:56 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: AssAway, $9.99 or two for $15.99 at September 16, 2026 07:52 PM (cCXR+)
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My wife's instructions before her surgeries were pretty interesting. It specified that she had to shower twice - the night before and the morning of. Also that she had to have clean sheets the night before. Her spouse also had to shower the night before.
She pondered all this and decided that it must be MERSA or some such thing, and I tactfully suggested that it also may be caused by people who forget to bathe or change the bed linen and it's just a helpful reminder.
I didn't not mention the 500 Afghans dropped her by Biden and all the other recent arrivals. I'm sure surgical teams are not real big on b.o.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 16, 2026 07:56 PM (ZOv7s)
NASA announced they'd stumbled on a new crater on the Moon:
https://t.ly/FzoNQ
This new one is about 700' wide, and was produced by an impact that happened sometime in April-May 2024. The rock was about 10 - 20m wide. This in the Chelyabinsk class roughly.
Rocks of this size are below the NEO detection limits, so no idea of what it was or it's trajectory. That month window of when it hit makes using the impact angle useless for that, probably.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2026 07:57 PM (w6EFb)
It's not just elephant mom's that take care of their babies. The entire herd does.
I think the reason we like them so much is because they aren't just smart they are protective and compassionate.
Pretty special animals.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 07:57 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez
Do they still make Noxzema?
Posted by: Tuna at September 16, 2026 07:57 PM (lJ0H4)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 16, 2026 07:57 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Mephisto at September 16, 2026 07:52 PM
I have a similar scent. Call me!
Posted by: Gwenyth P. at September 16, 2026 07:58 PM (C9T8k)
Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2026 07:58 PM (Ia/+0)
There goes all the moon dinosaurs.
Posted by: polynikes at September 16, 2026 07:59 PM (KC5Lt)
It's not just elephant mom's that take care of their babies. The entire herd does.
I think the reason we like them so much is because they aren't just smart they are protective and compassionate.
Pretty special animals.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 07:57 PM (viF8m)
Then, Man comes along and decides he needs billiard balls......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 07:59 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Gwenyth P. at September 16, 2026 07:58 PM (C9T8k)
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Oh, I know. I was there when it was created. It's older than you think.
Posted by: Mephisto at September 16, 2026 07:59 PM (ZOv7s)
This is what the purest and warmest bond in the world looks like. pic.twitter.com/DQt399eDXv
— Enezator (@Enezator)
Sure, if you're an animal. Human women, being superior beings, know better.
Posted by: Lindsey Clancy at September 16, 2026 07:59 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 16, 2026 07:59 PM (EweRc)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2026 07:59 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 16, 2026 07:55 PM
Might I suggest Elizabeth Arden Hand Creme?
Posted by: Harry Sussex at September 16, 2026 08:00 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Tuna at September 16, 2026 08:00 PM (lJ0H4)
Posted by: Dr_No at September 16, 2026 08:01 PM (ayRl+)
Posted by: polynikes at September 16, 2026 08:01 PM (KC5Lt)
___________________
What about Clearasil …?
Posted by: Dr_No at September 16, 2026 08:03 PM (ayRl+)
Do it every day.
Helps clean up blemishes for your date,
Because while it cleans it-medicates.
To get a pretty skin to keep,
Wear Noxema while you sleep.
Posted by: Well Grounded at September 16, 2026 08:03 PM (Fn+3X)
Posted by: polynikes at September 16, 2026 08:01 PM (KC5Lt)
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Or Magna Mater, or Cybele.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 16, 2026 08:04 PM (ZOv7s)
Announcing the news that she and husband Luis Felber had welcomed their first child, she wrote in an op-ed for Vogue that the midwife had encouraged her to talk to the newborn, and she shared how she had welcomed the infant:
"Hello. I’m your mama. You look nothing like I thought you would, but exactly right. We’ve been waiting for you, do you know that? It was so nice of you to come."
Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at September 16, 2026 08:04 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 16, 2026 08:04 PM (W2Pud)
That crater is so new they can see a lot of immediate effects they can't with older craters. And guess what? It did stuff the crater models didn't predict, so they get some data to go back the drawing board for the modelling.
It threw ejecta at a steeper angle than predicted and "plowed up" the surrounding regolith more than predicted as well.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2026 08:04 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez
Do they still make Noxzema?
Posted by: Tuna at September 16, 2026 07:57 PM (lJ0H4)
Pretty sure they used Vick's Vaporub or something similar that had menthol and/or camphor in it so they didn't have to whiff decomp smell. And yes they still make Noxzema. Good skin cleanser and also good for sunburn.
Posted by: Kools have menthol but smoking's unhealthy at September 16, 2026 08:04 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: IrishEi?! at September 16, 2026 08:05 PM (3ImbR)
________________________
In Spain, it's called 'Oil of Olé' …
Posted by: Dr_No at September 16, 2026 08:05 PM (ayRl+)
Posted by: Tuna at September 16, 2026 08:05 PM (lJ0H4)
Posted by: DaveA at September 16, 2026 08:05 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: polynikes at September 16, 2026 08:06 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: DaveA at September 16, 2026 08:05 PM (FhXTo)
Seriously? With a hard "r" and everything?
Posted by: And during Equine History Month... at September 16, 2026 08:06 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Kools have menthol but smoking's unhealthy at September 16, 2026 08:04 PM (TbWk/)
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Second look at smoking on flights? Maybe just some flights?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 16, 2026 08:07 PM (ZOv7s)
Noxzema also has menthol in it iirc.
Posted by: polynikes at September 16, 2026 08:08 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 16, 2026 08:08 PM (5C90x)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 16, 2026 08:07 PM (ZOv7s)
Back when they allowed smoking airplanes weren't Section 8 in the sky. Although the cause and effect might be a tad shaky on that.
Posted by: If the plane's going down I'm lighting up at September 16, 2026 08:09 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at September 16, 2026 08:04 PM (0sNs1)
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BREAKING NEWS FROM 68 B.C.: Patrician woman thanks slave girl for producing new household servant.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 16, 2026 08:09 PM (ZOv7s)
I better get to bed
Have a good night everyone
Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2026 08:09 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at September 16, 2026 08:04 PM (0sNs1)
Did she pose in a hospital bed in L&D?
Posted by: Oh for Pete's sake at September 16, 2026 08:10 PM (TbWk/)
Did Lena as the girl baby if she wanted to be s boy?
Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2026 08:11 PM (Ia/+0)
Did she pose in a hospital bed in L&D?
Posted by: Oh for Pete's sake at September 16, 2026 08:10 PM (TbWk/)
She was too busy sitting naked on the toilet eating a cake.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 08:11 PM (ccf/V)
And another interesting one. They found evidence of wildfires in Antarctica to 90 million year ago. Back then, the Erf was well into a hothouse state, no polar ice caps at all. Antarctica was a lush jungle back then, well into the Antarctic circle.
Anyway, a sediment core from back then revealed wildfires raged. Antarctica was still connected to Australia back then, and this sediment core was just about 550 miles from the pole.
Just think about this when the idiots go on about climate change. Average yearly temp down there was in the mid 50Fs.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2026 08:11 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: DaveA at September 16, 2026 08:05 PM
Why don't you just come out and say what you mean?
Posted by: Mr. Ed at September 16, 2026 08:12 PM (0sNs1)
Used to go to South Africa a couple times a year on business. The guy who ran the distributor for our product used to take me to a game park on the weekends. Not like going on a game drive but the park he would take to drive around the animals was enormous. And the elephants were always my favorite.
The big problem then was Asian poachers who would kill the elephants for their tusks to make stupid eastern drugs. It was tragic and the local game wardens who loved the animals were powerless. Until they finally allowed them have guns to shoot back.
Killing those mostly gentle giants is a crime.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 08:12 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Orson at September 16, 2026 08:12 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2026 08:12 PM (+fpfy)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 16, 2026 08:12 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: polynikes at September 16, 2026 08:08 PM (KC5Lt)
Yes but it's water-based and water-soluble so it doesn't last long. Vicks and similar ointments typically have a petrolatum base so they don't dry out or wash away for some time.
Posted by: Hemcr at September 16, 2026 08:14 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Major Spazz at September 16, 2026 08:14 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2026 08:11 PM (w6EFb)
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I just point out that 10,000 years ago, the spot where I sit was under a mile-thick sheet of ice. Are we sure we want to go back to that?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 16, 2026 08:15 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 16, 2026 08:07 PM (ZOv7s)
What's needed is an airline that charges more than anyone else but has a dress code, a smell code and actually serves you decent food and drink in a peaceful calm atmosphere with no children allowed and first class seats throughout the cabin.
Posted by: Get Off My Lawn Airlines at September 16, 2026 08:15 PM (cCXR+)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2026 08:15 PM (+fpfy)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd"
She's going to do it herself like all the cool kids.
Posted by: fd at September 16, 2026 08:15 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 08:12 PM (viF8m)
Tusks up, don't shoot!
Posted by: Michael Browne, pachyderm at September 16, 2026 08:16 PM (TbWk/)
Sarah Fields
@SarahisCensored
Michael, the juror, is now divorced. He filed for divorce first. The marriage was fraudulent because she was not a citizen. When he did this, everything hit the fan. She didn't want a divorce. His ex-wife filed a counterclaim a couple of months later. He was denied his divorce petition because she was not an American citizen.
wat
WHAT
I'm aware that weird things can happen with international marriages. A guy I knew with a foreign wife and a baby got screwed when she found out that the VAWA that Biden was so proud of would shower her with expedited citizenship and major bennies, on top of the usual cash and prizes and full custody, if she just said that he'd abused her. So she did.
(In a Morisettean irony, he was a black man with Oregon's equivalent of CPS, investigating those kinds of allegations, and she was from Africa. So he was a walking Eddie Murphy/occupational punchline, but it wasn't funny. He was one of those perfectly nice guys with endless patience and empathy. What a travesty.)
BUT. I have never heard of anything that would somehow prevent a divorce from being granted! What the actual heck?!
Posted by: SciVo at September 16, 2026 08:18 PM (ke3zm)
Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at September 16, 2026 08:18 PM (0sNs1)
Back the end of the dreaded Younger Dryas, ending the Pleistocene. Now, that was some Climate Change. Big Time. Cataclysmic such change, and humans had nothing to do with it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2026 08:19 PM (w6EFb)
Those are the guys who get the worst of it.
Posted by: Nicer you are, the laster you finish at September 16, 2026 08:20 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: fd at September 16, 2026 08:20 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2026 08:20 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2026 08:20 PM (BI5O2)
Fruity.
Posted by: She's a cereal offender at September 16, 2026 08:21 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at September 16, 2026 08:18 PM (0sNs1)
Move every zig.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 08:21 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: The Ramones at September 16, 2026 08:21 PM (Fn+3X)
Radical Muslim Abdul El-Sayed Seen Sneaking into Chuck Schumer’s Back Door
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 16, 2026 08:21 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Get Off My Lawn Airlines
If you are willing to pay the price that is available. Also, charter flights to Europe for your dogs. Seriously, see:
https://www.k9jets.com/last-minute-flights/
My kids have used them after a previous incident at Heathrow.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2026 08:23 PM (o36GC)
Here's what the Erf looked like 90 million years ago:
https://t.ly/J4qRh
Grab that at pull it up to see the South polar area. And note what the US looked like.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2026 08:24 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2026 08:24 PM (+fpfy)
https://www.k9jets.com/last-minute-flights/
My kids have used them after a previous incident at Heathrow.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2026 08:23 PM (o36GC)
You're a Kardashian?
Posted by: Maybe a Hilton at September 16, 2026 08:25 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Dr. Shannon Klingman at September 16, 2026 08:25 PM (Fn+3X)
Posted by: polynikes at September 16, 2026 08:25 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2026 08:26 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2026 08:24 PM (+fpfy)
Emotionally unstable, angry, and violent is pretty bad too. But I digress. That poor kid is going to get transed out by kindergarten.
Posted by: Xey/Xem pronouns at September 16, 2026 08:28 PM (TbWk/)
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Her father apparently did.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2026 08:26 PM (BI5O2)
Damn. Alert the burn unit, patient about to arrive!
Posted by: That's a violation! at September 16, 2026 08:29 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: fd at September 16, 2026 08:31 PM (MWfyi)
Posted by: fd at September 16, 2026 08:31 PM (MWfyi
They should have taxed everyone more to save the Earth.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 16, 2026 08:32 PM (Sco7b)
Not quite that much. The peak temp was the Palocen-Eocene optimum. Global average could've hit 95F.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2026 08:33 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2026 08:35 PM (+fpfy)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2026 08:35 PM (BI5O2)
Go back a billion years ago when Avalonia collided with Gondwana when Rhode Island was created. We have some interesting geology.
That's when Cthulhu was just a pup.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 08:35 PM (viF8m)
Yes, indeed.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2026 08:36 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Tonypete
You're a Kardashian?
Posted by: Maybe a Hilton
You'd recognize my DIL's maiden name. She pretty cool but her family is from exponentially higher income circles than I run in.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2026 08:37 PM (o36GC)
.. yeah, yeah the tusks. The tusks are totally what we were after.
Posted by: Asian Poachers at September 16, 2026 08:38 PM (vJrRc)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2026 08:40 PM (+fpfy)
https://www.k9jets.com/last-minute-flights/
My kids have used them after a previous incident at Heathrow.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 16, 2026 08:23 PM (o36GC)
Very nice! I was thinking more of having the gate next to the likes of a Spirit Airlines so the poors could press their unwashed faces against the window of the gate all agog in their pj's as we taxied out clinking cocktail glasses.
Posted by: Get Off My Lawn Airlines at September 16, 2026 08:41 PM (cCXR+)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2026 08:41 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2026 08:41 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2026 08:35 PM (BI5O2)
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Money.
The slave trade is alive, well, and legal.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 16, 2026 08:42 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Wow. Someone willfully married it.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2026 08:42 PM (7zn4w)
I always wonder about the person holding the camera.
Posted by: Socratease at September 16, 2026 08:43 PM (cI4A2)
Posted by: Socratease
It's a better witness than people are.
Posted by: Asian Poachers at September 16, 2026 08:45 PM (vJrRc)
We used to know how to make decent teen trash.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 16, 2026 08:49 PM (kpS4V)
They think they were at least two "snowball earth" periods where the planet was completely covered, or nearly covered in ice.
They used to think that was impossible, because once that state set in, they couldn't see anyway to get out. But they've found such mechanisms now.
That snowball state isn't completely accepted, and some still doubt it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2026 08:49 PM (w6EFb)
I'm watching a Mamie Van Doran flick (1.5 stars), "Untamed Youth", where she and her sister are picked up as vagrants and sentenced to picking cotton with other delinquents. There's already been a trollop catfight and a musical number. The girls are hussies and the boys are hipsters and greasers.
We used to know how to make decent teen trash.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes
MST3K did that movie in their first Comedy Channel season.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2026 08:50 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 16, 2026 08:49 PM (kpS4V)
Saw that one via MST 3000.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at September 16, 2026 08:50 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2026 08:51 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Dr. Shannon Klingman For Lume at September 16, 2026 08:51 PM (Fn+3X)
Joking aside:
Pray for this poor baby being delivered into the hands of Lena Dunham.
Pray for changes in hearts and minds.
Posted by: Auspex at September 16, 2026 08:51 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2026 08:50 PM (Cqx++)
Saw that one via MST 3000.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at September 16, 2026 08:50 PM (0aYVJ)
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Mamie was described by Murphy as standing "boobs akimbo".
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 16, 2026 08:54 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at September 16, 2026 08:54 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2026 08:35 PM (BI5O2)
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Money.
The slave trade is alive, well, and legal.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 16, 2026 08:42 PM (ZOv7s)
Decades ago the US made it very difficult for white parents to adopt minority children. I heard about it from a friend who had been looking into it.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 16, 2026 08:54 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2026 08:55 PM (Cqx++)
That was the exact moment I knew civilization as we knew it was over.
Watching teevee with my mom when a Summer's Eve commercial came on was awkward. That Lume nightmare just sealed it.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 08:55 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 16, 2026 08:57 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2026 08:49 PM (w6EFb)
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The sun can do whatever it wants.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 16, 2026 08:57 PM (ZOv7s)
Same with all the glacier-scraping that happened over the Grand Canyon area in the "Cryogenian".
Posted by: 88C+u at September 16, 2026 08:57 PM (88C+u)
Deep Leaks
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Posted by: beckster at September 16, 2026 08:57 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: IrishEi?! at September 16, 2026 08:58 PM (3ImbR)
Posted by: Oldcat at September 16, 2026 08:54 PM (uhVAy)
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So how did Colin Kaperdick have white parents? Or the Sandra Bullock "The Blind Side" happen?
I don't know, I'm just asking.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 16, 2026 08:58 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2026 08:15 PM (+fpfy)
I can not wait. If all goes well, I should get the last client's tax return e-file acceptance notification as I'm ready to depart northbound and down.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 16, 2026 08:58 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: DaveA at September 16, 2026 08:58 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2026 08:55 PM (Cqx++)
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"Where the Boys Aren't." Popular rental when I was in college.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 16, 2026 09:00 PM (ZOv7s)
I know they make exceptions for celebrities but don't know about Kapernick but think he's biracial.
Posted by: polynikes at September 16, 2026 09:00 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2026 08:55 PM (Cqx++)
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"Where the Boys Aren't." Popular rental when I was in college.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 16, 2026 09:00 PM (ZOv7s)
Uneven series but the highs are indeed high. And perky.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at September 16, 2026 09:00 PM (xcxpd)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2026 09:01 PM (+fpfy)
Posted by: beckster at September 16, 2026 08:57 PM (kX27y)
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Huh, it's almost like the GOP has been holding stuff back until after Labor Day. Such a coincidence!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 16, 2026 09:01 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: polynikes at September 16, 2026 09:01 PM (KC5Lt)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2026
Being amazingly self centered makes it very difficult to be a good mom, too. If you can’t fathom putting a tiny person ahead of you, motherhood is not for you. I imagine she will have help, hopefully that person is loving.
Posted by: Piper at September 16, 2026 09:02 PM (ZdaMQ)
Posted by: polynikes at September 16, 2026 09:00 PM (KC5Lt)
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Current American culture adheres to the "one-drop" standard.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 16, 2026 09:03 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 09:03 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2026 08:49 PM (w6EFb)
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The sun can do whatever it wants.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 16, 2026 08:57 PM (ZOv7s)
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You're not my supervisor!
Posted by: The Sun at September 16, 2026 09:03 PM (FZ29D)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Well, obviously he needed the money. I mean bad.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 16, 2026 09:05 PM (ndZc7)
Posted by: IrishEi?! at September 16, 2026 08:58 PM (3ImbR)
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Unleash the Crawling Chaos.
Posted by: Great Cthulhu at September 16, 2026 09:05 PM (ZOv7s)
Yes, and there's a mystery there. Way back early after earth formed, it should've been much cooler that what the evidence shows, and there's all sorts of speculation and theorizing about that.
The Sun's luminosity steadily increases at about 10% per billion years over its lifetime as it evolves on the main sequence and approaches the red giant stage.
Because of that, complex life probably has only 1 billion years left. The planet will just get too hot from the sun by then. Simple life may persist longer.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2026 09:06 PM (w6EFb)
Not Derek Jeter. He's a biracial angel!
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 09:06 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2026 09:01 PM (+fpfy)
Thank you dear lady, hostess with the mostest, even!
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 16, 2026 09:07 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 16, 2026 09:05 PM (ndZc7)
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He could have been thinking about Sydney Sweeney when he filled that test tube, and probably was.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 16, 2026 09:07 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2026 09:07 PM (+fpfy)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2026 09:06 PM (w6EFb)
So it's a limited time deal. We'd better make plans, pronto.
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 16, 2026 09:09 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Oldcat at September 16, 2026 08:54 PM (uhVAy)
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So how did Colin Kaperdick have white parents? Or the Sandra Bullock "The Blind Side" happen?
I don't know, I'm just asking.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 16, 2026 08:58 PM (ZOv7s)
A lot of the boutique adoptions go abroad. I think the blind side was when he was in school, not a young child. But a huge cause for the lack of normal everyday adoptions of minority kids and leaving them in foster care isn't the lack of interested white parents, but a system that sabotages adoptions out of race.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 16, 2026 09:10 PM (uhVAy)
Posted by: DaveA at September 16, 2026 09:10 PM (FhXTo)
The actually found an ancient sample of some of the atmosphere trapped inside some rock sample from about 1.4 billion years ago.
There was more O2 that expected, about 3.7% and more CO2, about 10x now.
That's from a time period dubbed the Boring Billion, a billion year period where not much happened.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2026 09:11 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2026
Yes, I sort of remember it.
Posted by: Piper at September 16, 2026 09:11 PM (ZdaMQ)
Huh, it's almost like the GOP has been holding stuff back until after Labor Day.
Or maybe Halloween.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2026 09:13 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 16, 2026 09:13 PM (ndZc7)
@LeadingReport 5m
Chipotle partners with Palantir to monitor food safety risks across its restaurants.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 16, 2026 09:14 PM (HeG1i)
Posted by: what the cat drug in at September 16, 2026 09:15 PM (jrgJz)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2026 09:16 PM (+fpfy)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2026 09:13 PM (Cqx++)
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No, it's out there now, which is my point. Stuff El-Sayed said ten plus years ago was out there, but it has been held back for the greatest impact. Same with the corruption.
It's like the USPS thing - Trump knew it would be lawfare'd and so he set the trap, but that was also telegraphing the USPS getting involved AFTER the election to find fraud. Think of it as an alert order for the postal inspectors.
I've been saying all along that the SAVE Act was never meant to pass before the election, it was meant to juice turnout, and it is firing up the base. Six months ago it was assumed the GOP would sleep through the election and the Dems would have all the energy. Now it's not like that at all. Like there was a plan or something.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 16, 2026 09:17 PM (ZOv7s)
Just spotted Bobby Banas on the dance floor. He of course is famous for West Side Story and dancing the Nitty Gritty.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 16, 2026 09:19 PM (kpS4V)
Move Venus from it's current orbit to the asteroid belt, make Ceres it's moon.
Mine water and minerals from the rocks floating around.
Astounding Sci-Fi magazine had this all figured out in the 60's.
Posted by: Auspex at September 16, 2026 09:20 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: what the cat drug in at September 16, 2026 09:15 PM (jrgJz)
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Saw that at a Rifftrax event. Oh my God. The snake!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 16, 2026 09:21 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: what the cat drug in at September 16, 2026 09:15 PM (jrgJz)
Surely you meant "Hot Dog . . . The Movie"
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 16, 2026 09:21 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Auspex at September 16, 2026 09:20 PM (Y8DZL)
Oh man, now I am getting flashbacks to L Neil Smith's "Venus Belt" books.
Which were terrible. LOLbertarian nonsense.
George O Smith did better, just putting a station in Venus L5 (or L4?).
Posted by: 88C+u at September 16, 2026 09:23 PM (88C+u)
Speaking of that, I saw something the other day, where they've got some evidence Venus did have a moon in ancient times. Because of Venus' retrograde any moon would have spiraled in, rather than out due to tidal forces, and they think that's what happened.
Venus's moon crashed into it about 2.5 billion years ago.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2026 09:23 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 16, 2026 09:19 PM (kpS4V)
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POINT OF ORDER!
We are talking teenagers. My Army Basic Training class was coed. You don't think that after a gruel day at the obstacle course they still didn't need razor wire to keep the trainees from making the beast with two backs?
After multiple public Article 15s (the whole company paraded for them) it was whispered that the 'smart play' was to get it on at the culminating FTX when we were camped in the woods. Without showering. For two days. I bet it happened. [shudders]
I was in my 20s and a squad leader during the final phase, and I let my troops know that what I didn't know I didn't know. And in the end, I truthfully knew nothing. Sgt. Schultz smiles.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 16, 2026 09:24 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: Ben Had
It's TX. Nobody should be eating chain Messican food.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2026 09:26 PM (7zn4w)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2026 09:28 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 16, 2026 09:31 PM (zZu0s)
George O Smith wrote most of it during WW2 while doing things like helping develop proximity fuzes
Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2026 09:31 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 16, 2026 09:31 PM (ndZc7)
Seems like John Brennan being subpoenaed to testify before a grand jury about a decade long conspiracy including the Russia hoax and the Mar A Lago idiocy would be big news if the table were turned. Or maybe it's because the media is making a story to the eleventy!
Nah, that can't be it. Because nobody cares what the media says.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 09:31 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2026 09:32 PM (rbvCR)
And the veggie burrito is not bad. Work occasionally has lunch for us and chipotle isn’t horrible.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 16, 2026 09:33 PM (yEz+x)
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From the Bee.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 16, 2026 09:31 PM (ndZc7)
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I love to see it!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 16, 2026 09:34 PM (ZOv7s)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 09:35 PM (viF8m)
@Polymarket 1h
JUST IN: Multiple world leaders have reportedly fallen ill, after attending BRICS summit in India.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 16, 2026 09:37 PM (HeG1i)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2026 09:37 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 09:35 PM (viF8m)
The house makes its money no matter who wins, and makes sure the odds are in the favor of the house anyways. It often isn't even playing its own money.
remember, among other things, Trump is a casino owner. I am sure he makes most of his money on the resorts, but I am also sure he loses no money on the casino floor either.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2026 09:38 PM (rbvCR)
A wild scenario for ancient Venus is developing. They use to think Venus went into thermal runaway very long ago, but now they think it could've been temperate with liquid water for far longer.
The following is possible: Imagine Venus, with a moon, temperate with oceans. Maybe life. And then the moon spirals in, breaks up, and rains down a bombardment, melting the surface. That could easily be an event to trip it over into thermal runaway.
All that could've happened as recently as just a billion years ago. Or much earlier.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2026 09:38 PM (w6EFb)
JUST IN: Multiple world leaders have reportedly fallen ill, after attending BRICS summit in India.
Posted by: weft cut-loop
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Soup, anyone?
_Vladdy
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 09:38 PM (vOxCS)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2026 09:39 PM (7zn4w)
JUST IN: Multiple world leaders have reportedly fallen ill, after attending BRICS summit in India.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 16, 2026 09:37 PM (HeG1i)
Attack on the leaders by poisoning, or do you think it is just the hygiene in the kitchen?
Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2026 09:39 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 16, 2026 09:41 PM (ndZc7)
remember, among other things, Trump is a casino owner. I am sure he makes most of his money on the resorts, but I am also sure he loses no money on the casino floor either.
The house makes money until somebody takes the house down. Trump has been playing against a rigged game for over a decade now and now he's systematically tearing the house apart. The pace seems to bother some but I'm having a ball watching it.
How's USAID doing these days?
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 09:41 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 09:41 PM (vOxCS)
Posted by: IrishEi?! at September 16, 2026 09:42 PM (3ImbR)
Posted by: four seasons at September 16, 2026 09:43 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 09:44 PM (vOxCS)
Posted by: MAC V SOG at September 16, 2026 09:44 PM (P4Pk9)
Posted by: Kindltot
I saw Venus Equilateral open for Mercury Rev at Saturn Birmingham in '24.
https://youtu.be/HJ_WzV38t3A
Posted by: mikeski at September 16, 2026 09:45 PM (VHUov)
Is she longeing it or are they playing or has he been a bad boy?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 09:45 PM (vOxCS)
Adulterated cow urine.
Posted by: davidt at September 16, 2026 09:46 PM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2026 09:37 PM (Cqx++)
Two households, both alike in dignity
(In fair Verona, where we lay our scene),
From ancient grudge break to new mutiny,
Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.
From forth the fatal loins of these two foes
A pair of star-crossed lovers take their life [ . . . ]
Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2026 09:46 PM (rbvCR)
~~~~~
Used to be a Qdoba near where I worked. I like them better than Chipotle--much bigger menu and more choices.
Posted by: IrishEi?! at September 16, 2026 09:47 PM (3ImbR)
Posted by: weft cut-loop
If the curry's not spicy enough to kill all the bacteria, don't eat it.
Posted by: mikeski at September 16, 2026 09:47 PM (VHUov)
>JUST IN: Multiple world leaders have reportedly fallen ill, after attending BRICS summit in India.
I blame AI
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2026 09:49 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Kindltot
FIFI.
Posted by: mikeski at September 16, 2026 09:49 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 09:41 PM (viF8m)
That was one of the first moves to kick support out from under the rigged house.
For all the people screaming to do something or anything, Trump does not gamble, he seems to act in careful sequence to make sure all the risk is with the other side.
The risk is that there is not enough space left.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 16, 2026 09:51 PM (rbvCR)
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See? They shouldn't have made James Bond a gay black chick
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 09:51 PM (vE0+H)
I enjoyed it.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 09:51 PM (vOxCS)
Posted by: Won't Catch Me There at September 16, 2026 09:53 PM (Fn+3X)
Posted by: mikeski at September 16, 2026 09:53 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2026 09:54 PM (7zn4w)
That's life. We play the hand we're dealt.
Trump's not perfect but he's by far the most consequential president in my lifetime. And he seems to like us. I can't imagine where we'd be without him.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 09:55 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: mindful webworker - 'expert' at September 16, 2026 09:56 PM (yrKoI)
ONT
Posted by: four seasons at September 16, 2026 10:00 PM (/QHx4)
Posted by: clarence at September 16, 2026 10:01 PM (MbV1j)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 09:55 PM (viF8m)
Imagine -
* The Left having been in Executive power for the last 10 years either with D's or some nominal traitor R, highly unlikely due to unexposed fraud
* The SC stacked 7-2 against us but pretending to be 6-3 and the rulings flying, and new cases being brought fast and furious up the ranks, many of which restrict speech, guns, privacy, etc
* Half of Republicans still having very little clue what traitors and bastards most Republicans and True Conversative Commentators are
* The Left full of equally crazed insane hatred of us due to Trayvon, Bubba, MeToo, Floyd, and a billion phony "investigations" against us from the DOJ
* 150,000 more IRS agents, half of them armed
* 4-5 million illegals a year every year
* USAID and Learing Centers still going and no one having any idea
* Various R Congress "Hearings" exciting our side no end just to watch the sleeves roll, the spittle fly, and the Democrats laughing at us
That's off the top of my head.
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 10:08 PM (vE0+H)
That's life. We play the hand we're dealt.
Trump's not perfect but he's by far the most consequential president in my lifetime. And he seems to like us. I can't imagine where we'd be without him.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 09:55 PM (viF8m
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