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Haitian Illegal Alien Criminal and Gang Member Who Vowed He Would Never Go Back to Haiti Is Forcibly Placed on a Plane and Sent Back to Haiti

He objects to going back there as if it's some kind of, I don't know what you'd call it, a shithole country or something.


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EXCLUSIVE: A Haitian gang member and illegal alien who defiantly told Fox News cameras "I'm not going back to Haiti" and shouted "Biden forever" during his viral U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) arrest has been deported to Haiti by the Trump administration after spending 19 months in federal custody.

Wisteguens Jean Quely Charles was deported on an ICE flight originating in Louisiana, the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) confirmed to Fox News.

Sources told Fox News that Charles was extremely combative aboard the aircraft and made crude, profane and threatening remarks about President Donald Trump and his family during the deportation flight.


The deportation completes a dramatic reversal from Charles' arrest in Massachusetts on Jan. 22, 2025, when Fox News cameras captured him insisting he would not be returned to Haiti.

"I'm not going back to Haiti ... you feel me?" Charles said during the arrest. "F--- Trump," he added. "Biden forever bro."

Fox News witnessed the arrest as ICE Enforcement and Removal Operations officers took Charles into custody in Massachusetts, just days after Trump returned to the White House.


DHS identifies Charles as a member of the Back Block Money Gang and says he had accumulated 17 criminal convictions.

His criminal history included convictions for assault and battery on a public employee, resisting arrest, assault and battery with a dangerous weapon, possession with intent to distribute a Class D controlled substance, possession of controlled substances, carrying a dangerous weapon, carrying ammunition without a firearm identification card and trespassing, according to DHS.

Charles remained in federal custody for approximately 19 months after his arrest as his immigration case proceeded.


...

"This illegal alien gang member from Haiti had quite the rap sheet, with convictions for assault and battery on a public employee, resisting arrest, and drug trafficking, among other heinous crimes," said DHS Secretary Markwayne Mullin. "He went viral for praising Biden as he was getting arrested, because he knew that the Biden Administration's open borders turned America into a paradise for criminals like him. The Trump Administration has finally done what both the Obama and Biden Administrations failed to do and deported this criminal back where he belongs."

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:30 PM




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1 He looks nice.

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at September 16, 2026 05:32 PM (VtGHd)

2 Hand him over to that barbecue guy.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 16, 2026 05:33 PM (I43vL)

3 If obama had a son.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 05:34 PM (wsYdv)

4 Who names their kid Wisteguens?

Posted by: I gott ask at September 16, 2026 05:34 PM (2Ez/1)

5 Good riddance. Only some 30 million to go!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 16, 2026 05:34 PM (Hxgql)

6 Hey, make sure he gets one of those "Haiti is Beautiful' t-shirts to wear home!

Posted by: Cheri at September 16, 2026 05:34 PM (oiNtH)

7 Hand him over to that barbecue guy.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 16, 2026 05:33 PM (I43vL)

With a side of Karens.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 05:35 PM (wsYdv)

8 Who names their kid Wisteguens?
Posted by: I gott ask


I'd blame the French

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 16, 2026 05:35 PM (vJrRc)

9 Buh-bye!

Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2026 05:35 PM (Av6i5)

10 Why isn't this POS going back to Haiti floating face down in the surf off a Haitian beach?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2026 05:35 PM (2WIwB)

11 I would be he will be back

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2026 05:35 PM (Ia/+0)

12 The reason Haiti is a shithole to begin with is that it is filled with guys exactly like this guy.

Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2026 05:35 PM (Av6i5)

13 It is a little disappointing to see him sent back to Haiti because it would have been even more wonderful to see him deported to one of the African countries we have contracted with to take aliens.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 16, 2026 05:36 PM (ca8Qt)

14 I can't type
I bet he will be back long after he is deported

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2026 05:36 PM (Ia/+0)

15 Neighbors say he was just turning his life around and had begun attending a bible study.

Posted by: Local media at September 16, 2026 05:36 PM (2Ez/1)

16
QUACK

Posted by: Ducks for Trump at September 16, 2026 05:37 PM (UjdFS)

17 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 05:37 PM (ccf/V)

18 Sad thing is he’ll probably hop on a boat and be back here within a year, or maybe he’ll try his luck in Brazil this time.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 16, 2026 05:37 PM (6ydKt)

19 Fucker needs a rabies shot.

Or two.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 16, 2026 05:38 PM (2Cry5)

20 Looks like one of those Uruk Hai springing out of the mud.

Posted by: Saruman at September 16, 2026 05:38 PM (Z8Kuq)

21 Just the average guy next door.

Posted by: Bosk at September 16, 2026 05:38 PM (VMFAF)

22 I bet he will be back long after he is deported
Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2026 05:36 PM (Ia/+0)

I don't think he'll find a way back until Dems are on top again.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 16, 2026 05:38 PM (zYpTz)

23 He lived on an island overrun with predators just like himself.

He fled to seek out a different ecosystem that was instead filled with prey. a.k.k. "Americans."

Trumps drop-kicks him back onto Predator Isle, and you can guarantee that he'll last 15 minutes before he'll get machine-gunned or necklaced.

Haitian warlords: Doing the job American liberal judges refuse to do!

Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2026 05:38 PM (Av6i5)

24
I'm sure that nice Mr. "Barbecue" man in charge down there and this articulate young dreamer will get along just fine.

Posted by: Auspex at September 16, 2026 05:39 PM (Y8DZL)

25 Did they check his baggage for missing dogs, cats and water fowl?

Posted by: wth at September 16, 2026 05:39 PM (UjdFS)

26
Yep, that's a Millennium Prize winner right there.

I'm sure his contributions to analyzing that purported AI solution to the Navier-Stokes equations existence and smoothness problem would be invaluable.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2026 05:39 PM (w6EFb)

27 Enjoy Barbeque!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 05:39 PM (ccf/V)

28 Oh look! A live voo doo doll

Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2026 05:39 PM (+fpfy)

29 The reason Haiti is a shithole to begin with is that it is filled with guys exactly like this guy.
Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2026 05:35 PM (Av6i5)
----
And he's going to be the low man on the totem pole.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2026 05:39 PM (FZ29D)

30 Hard to say what that face reminds me of. Black Chuckie? Grounded pirana? At any rate, I am super relieved that thing won't be on my block anytime soon. Neighborhood dogs and cats are relieved as well.

Posted by: Martin Tell at September 16, 2026 05:39 PM (SElz3)

31 Sad that no one in the RNC has made this dude the posterchild for liberal candidates.

"America. This is who the Democrats choose over you."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 05:39 PM (ccf/V)

32 19 Fucker needs a rabies to be shot.

Posted by: Martini Farmer

------------

FTFY

Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2026 05:39 PM (Av6i5)

33 I know a trebuchet is unrealistic, but maybe a slingshot or something? Seems a shame to waste jet fuel on them.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 16, 2026 05:40 PM (1W4K+)

34 If Papa Doc was still around, this guy would be getting an ass beating by the Tonton Macoute. Or probably recruited by the Tonton Macoute.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 16, 2026 05:40 PM (gm9Sb)

35 I would have preferred North Korea.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at September 16, 2026 05:40 PM (bNf8H)

36 Enjoy Barbeque!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 05:39 PM (ccf/V) Karen's.

They should tenderize him, first.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 05:40 PM (wsYdv)

37 The reason Haiti is a shithole to begin with is that it is filled with guys exactly like this guy.
Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2026 05:35 PM (Av6i5)




You have no idea what you're talking about. I've been to Haiti and it's a wonderful place.

Posted by: Conan O'Brien at September 16, 2026 05:40 PM (ccf/V)

38
He looks like an enraged wild dog. Baring his fangs.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 16, 2026 05:40 PM (azNOR)

39 Maybe the nostril/uterus thing is catching on. Xe has one, right?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 16, 2026 05:41 PM (wxsGM)

40 "Biden forever bro."
.......

Zed's dead, baby.

Posted by: wth at September 16, 2026 05:41 PM (UjdFS)

41 I'm sure his contributions to analyzing that purported AI solution to the Navier-Stokes equations existence and smoothness problem would be invaluable.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 16, 2026 05:39 PM (w6EFb)

White people problems.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 16, 2026 05:41 PM (6ydKt)

42 Tell me he "fell" out of the plane. Lie if you have to.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 16, 2026 05:41 PM (hmYU4)

43 Just think: Over 200 million oxygen atoms were spared the indignity of spending a few seconds in this thing's lung.

Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2026 05:41 PM (Av6i5)

44 Where's the camera shot of AoC crying on the tarmac outside the plane?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 05:41 PM (ccf/V)

45 And here I thought French was a classy language.

Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2026 05:42 PM (Av6i5)

46 Im sure a Supreme Court Justice would lend a legal foundation, or should I say penumbra.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 16, 2026 05:42 PM (wxsGM)

47 I can't tell you how much it pleases me that people are picking up the mockery of "another doctor/engineer" lost.

Remember how the left howled some 10 years ago when Trump dared say, "they're not sending their best and brightest?"

Remember "clock boy" and how we were supposed to coo over that budding Einstein?

And now the left (and the Texas GOPe) are reduced to " you have to let every ethnic in from every country no matter what or you're a racist."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 16, 2026 05:42 PM (3cUTc)

48
They should tenderize him, first.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 05:40 PM (wsYdv)



I'm sure they'll tenderize him inside AND out.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 05:43 PM (ccf/V)

49 I'm sure we'll have a Mitch McConnell press conference about this any minute now.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 16, 2026 05:43 PM (2Ez/1)

50 Never say never. It brings bad juju, Wisteguens.

Posted by: Gref at September 16, 2026 05:43 PM (5rh/l)

51 38
He looks like an enraged wild dog. Baring his fangs.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug
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Hope they trebucheted him out of the plane at 10,000 feet over Port au Prince.

Posted by: whig at September 16, 2026 05:43 PM (E4rtv)

52 I wonder if the taxpayers footed the bill for his 19 months of "exhaustive legal options"?

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 16, 2026 05:43 PM (b4LBp)

53 Haiti is probably more sane than being around Massachusetts AWFLs

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 16, 2026 05:44 PM (oUMhY)

54
You have no idea what you're talking about. I've been to Haiti and it's a wonderful place.
Posted by: Conan O'Brien at September 16, 2026 05:40 PM (ccf/V)




Just ignore the 7 ft tall piles of garbage in the background of that Conan beach photo in Haiti...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 16, 2026 05:44 PM (y9nCu)

55 How long until a Dem senator is in Haiti having margaritas with the guy?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 05:44 PM (ccf/V)

56 What's with the scrubbing of the faces in the background?

Is that how it is done now to protect people's identity?

Posted by: dantesed at September 16, 2026 05:45 PM (Oy/m2)

57 You rarely see the name Wisteguens in a limerick.

Posted by: Limerick Lover at September 16, 2026 05:45 PM (2Ez/1)

58 Well...bye.

Posted by: Good riddance to bad rubbish at September 16, 2026 05:45 PM (TbWk/)

59 52 I wonder if the taxpayers footed the bill for his 19 months of "exhaustive legal options"?
Posted by: Ordinary American

Of course we did, course we borrowed the money to pay for the stay. Still cheaper than letting that human crime wave stay here, probably saved some lives here as well.

Posted by: whig at September 16, 2026 05:45 PM (E4rtv)

60 Cool clock, Ahmed. Want to bring it to the White House?”

But, apparently, only Trump trolls on social media.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 16, 2026 05:45 PM (6ydKt)

61 The plane taking him home doesn't have to land does it? Just fly by low enough so he doesn't hit a schoolyard.

Posted by: wth at September 16, 2026 05:46 PM (UjdFS)

62
I love that we taxpayers pay for people to come here who want to destroy our country.

Posted by: four seasons at September 16, 2026 05:46 PM (/QHx4)

63 56 What's with the scrubbing of the faces in the background?

Is that how it is done now to protect people's identity?
Posted by: dantesed

Click and blur--those people have a dangerous job deporting scum and refuse.

Posted by: whig at September 16, 2026 05:46 PM (E4rtv)

64


Just ignore the 7 ft tall piles of garbage in the background of that Conan beach photo in Haiti...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 16, 2026 05:44 PM (y9nCu)



I said, YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

I'VE BEEN TO HAITI AND IT'S A WONDERFUL PLACE.

Posted by: Conan O'Brien at September 16, 2026 05:46 PM (ccf/V)

65 59 52 I wonder if the taxpayers footed the bill for his 19 months of "exhaustive legal options"?
Posted by: Ordinary American

It's a write off, Jerry.

Posted by: Kramer at September 16, 2026 05:46 PM (2Ez/1)

66 46 Im sure a Supreme Court Justice would lend a legal foundation, or should I say penumbra.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 16, 2026 05:42 PM (wxsGM)


Yup. But don't forget emanations create penumbras.

Posted by: Gref at September 16, 2026 05:47 PM (5rh/l)

67 56 What's with the scrubbing of the faces in the background?

Is that how it is done now to protect people's identity?
Posted by: dantesed


No -- all ICE agents have now had their faces surgically removed, to protect their identities once the Dems inevitably get back in power and doxx them all to Antifa. What you see in the photo is their actual faces.

Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2026 05:47 PM (Av6i5)

68 DHS identifies Charles as a member of the Back Block Money Gang and says he had accumulated 17 criminal convictions.

Haiti should be grateful to have him back. When he cures cancer, Haiti will get all the credit.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2026 05:47 PM (guGkK)

69 56 What's with the scrubbing of the faces in the background?

Is that how it is done now to protect people's identity?
Posted by: dantesed at September 16, 2026 05:45 PM (Oy/m2)

Yes, they don’t want to show the faces of ICE agents if they can prevent it.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 16, 2026 05:47 PM (6ydKt)

70 And Stay Out!

Posted by: DaveA at September 16, 2026 05:48 PM (FhXTo)

71
Yes, they don’t want to show the faces of ICE agents if they can prevent it.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 16, 2026 05:47 PM (6ydKt)



But you would think they'd do a better job than something that looks like a 3 year old who's just learned to use a mouse........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 05:48 PM (ccf/V)

72 I went to Sandals Haiti and the mimosas were divine!

Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2026 05:48 PM (Av6i5)

73 Yes, they don’t want to show the faces of ICE agents if they can prevent it.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 16, 2026 05:47 PM (6ydKt)
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How many Flock cameras did they pass by on the way to the airport?

Someone, somewhere, is probably trying to use that data to identify these guys.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2026 05:49 PM (FZ29D)

74
"We're taking you back to Haiti."

"Fuck you pig!"

8 Hours Later...

"Wait a minute. This isn't Haiti! It's cold here!"

"Haytee... S Georgia Island... same difference."

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 16, 2026 05:49 PM (y9nCu)

75 o protect their identities once the Dems inevitably get back in power and doxx them all to Antifa. What you see in the photo is their actual faces.
Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2026 05:47 PM (Av6i5)

We're past mere doxxing. That's kid's stuff. They'll root them out and arrest them.

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 16, 2026 05:50 PM (b4LBp)

76 So when is Senator Chris Van Hollen going to Haiti for his conjugal visit with this charming young reprobate?

Posted by: Community Notes at September 16, 2026 05:50 PM (a3CJ+)

77 But you would think they'd do a better job than something that looks like a 3 year old who's just learned to use a mouse........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 05:48 PM (ccf/V)

Definitely not the best look.

Somebody ran that through Microsoft Paint and went to town with the paintbrush.

A simple gaussian blur in Photoshop would have been better.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 16, 2026 05:50 PM (6ydKt)

78 Look at his lower front tooth.
I guess that's good for biting off the heads of kittens.

Posted by: wth at September 16, 2026 05:50 PM (UjdFS)

79 If the know he's a member of the Black Block Gang why isn't the gang being deported or in jail?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 05:51 PM (vOxCS)

80 What makes me distressed about the human condition is the case of Nyadol Nyuon. She's Australian. She came over from South Sudan. She lately claimed that Australian white people have no culture.
Her daddy was a Sudanese warlord (William Nyuon Bany) but never mind all that right now.
The western people spent just about all the 1980s crying about the lot of the south Sudanese and how they were fellow Christians being oppressed by the evil Moslems of Khartoum. And, yanno, they were.
But the south Sudanese have little gratitude for any of the West's work here. They come to Western nations and laugh at us.
I bet the Muslims in Sudan are laughing at us too. See, look, these people would enslave Muslims - and white people - given any chance, they'd say.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 16, 2026 05:51 PM (88C+u)

81 Sorry Conan, Project Mockingbird has been canceled and we no longer pay for entertainers to mouth whatever we want them to say.

Moose out front shoulda told ya.
======

I said, YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

I'VE BEEN TO HAITI AND IT'S A WONDERFUL PLACE.
Posted by: Conan O'Brien

Posted by: Your Handler at September 16, 2026 05:51 PM (E4rtv)

82 >>Wisteguens Jean Quely Charles


For fucks sake.

This is not how you name children, you know?

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2026 05:51 PM (LoUMf)

83 They didn't blot out his face.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2026 05:52 PM (Cqx++)

84 The plane taking him home doesn't have to land does it? Just fly by low enough so he doesn't hit a schoolyard.
Posted by: wth at September 16, 2026 05:46 PM (UjdFS)

Schoolyard?? HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 16, 2026 05:52 PM (hmYU4)

85 Another little peanut, like most movie stars.

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 16, 2026 05:52 PM (NFX2v)

86 >>What makes me distressed about the human condition is the case of Nyadol Nyuon. She's Australian. She came over from South Sudan. She lately claimed that Australian white people have no culture.


They should send her back. Priority Service.

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2026 05:52 PM (LoUMf)

87
What's with the scrubbing of the faces in the background?

Is that how it is done now to protect people's identity?
Posted by: dantesed at September 16, 2026 05:45 PM (Oy/m2)




Three words: CLANCY JUROR

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 16, 2026 05:53 PM (y9nCu)

88 Haitian immigrants are hard working people. Many own homes or small businesses. They often have American citizen children or spouses. Conditions in Haiti are not safe. There is no logical reason to deport them. This only harms our economy and damages the labor force. It's dumb, cruel and immoral.

Haitian immigrants who had TPS were here legally, they came here legally. Having their lives turned upside down because they have brown skin is a disgusting, immoral and evil policy.

These people don’t have rights to due process, lawyers or independent judges, this after all is just a civil matter, sending them back at the border.

Disappearing without a trace, cars left abandoned on streets, apartments empty or ransacked and then marooned in dangerous countries they might not ever have been to is so very just and lawful. /s

the “just send them back” crowd doesn't care how much suffering "back" causes

They organized well enough to kick the French out. So they have the ability to work together. I don’t think this is the west’s responsibility to take them in, but we could help repatriate them back to Africa, if that’s what they wanted

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 16, 2026 05:53 PM (5HGTQ)

89 The insanity is the 19 convictions prior to getting rid of him.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2026 05:53 PM (+fpfy)

90 >>Haitian immigrants who had TPS were here legally, they came here legally. Having their lives turned upside down because they have brown skin is a disgusting, immoral and evil policy.


It's almost as if the 'T' in TPS stands for something...

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2026 05:54 PM (LoUMf)

91 Fucking feral he is.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at September 16, 2026 05:54 PM (0aYVJ)

92 Haiti is a vacation wonderland.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 16, 2026 05:55 PM (DbmIv)

93 The reason Haiti is a shithole to begin with is that it is filled with guys exactly like this guy.

Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2026 05:35 PM


When we were stationed in GITMO in 1992 when the entire country of haiti decided they would try to come to the US because they thought bush I would let them in. The Navy and Coast Guard "rescued" over 10,000 haitians trying to get to key west by anything that would float and brought them to GITMO.


When the ships would come in we offloaded and processed the haitians and sent them into a temporary camp. We also had to wash down the entire ship because they would $hit and pi$$ all over the place. You could literally smell when another ship was coming into the bay.


We built a tent city on the old runway and housed them there until we could process them to come to the US just like they hoped. That included the over 1,000 of them that were HIV positive. And yes bush I let all of them in.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 16, 2026 05:55 PM (I43vL)

94
I wonder if he has any contacts back home in Haiti. He could parlay his experience as a predatory animal in the U.S. into long-term employment somewhere.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 16, 2026 05:56 PM (azNOR)

95 Let's hope some of his gang peers meet him at the airport and give him a welcome home party.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 16, 2026 05:56 PM (5C90x)

96 Somebody ran that through Microsoft Paint and went to town with the paintbrush.

A simple gaussian blur in Photoshop would have been better.
Posted by: SpeakingOf

Hard disagree. Whoever did it should have drawn big, crude smiley faces on them.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 16, 2026 05:56 PM (5HGTQ)

97 Haitian immigrants are hard working people. Many own homes or small businesses. They often have American citizen children or spouses.
.......

And pets. They love them some pets.

Posted by: wth at September 16, 2026 05:56 PM (UjdFS)

98 "the “just send them back” crowd doesn't care how much suffering "back" causes"

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 16, 2026 05:53 PM (5HGTQ)

Bingo! I have never cared less about anything in my entire life. Get these parasites the f*ck out of my country.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 16, 2026 05:56 PM (ZgwKJ)

99 See ya, wouldn't want to be ya.

Posted by: ballistic at September 16, 2026 05:56 PM (oqH4h)

100 Hope they trebucheted him out of the plane at 10,000 feet over Port au Prince.
Posted by: whig at September 16, 2026 05:43 PM (E4rtv)
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What a terrible thing to say.

A trebuchet would be nearly impossible to use on an aircraft. A ballista would be much more space-efficient.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 16, 2026 05:56 PM (amcLV)

101 "Fuck you pig!"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 16, 2026 05:49 PM (y9nCu)

Oldest was in the musical, Peter and the Starcatcher, this summer, and he had a line, "Mmmm, pork.", when he was to be sleeping, dreaming of an earlier meal of salted pork.

In an airport, we recounted this line with impeccably bad timing as we were coming up the stairs to delicious food smells, and there was a cop at the top of the stairs. He cracked wise, and we all had a good laugh explaining the backstory.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 05:57 PM (wsYdv)

102 Hope they muzzled him. Looks like he might bite.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 16, 2026 05:57 PM (W2Pud)

103 well, buhbyeee.

Posted by: cmeat at September 16, 2026 05:57 PM (ncRE1)

104 I thought he was wearing a hoodie, but that is his hair.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at September 16, 2026 05:57 PM (wGerL)

105 Haitian immigrants are hard working people. Many own homes or small businesses.

Crack houses and running drug and prostitution rings are plausibly called "small businesses".

Posted by: Community Notes at September 16, 2026 05:57 PM (nAS9C)

106 the “just send them back” crowd doesn't care how much suffering "back" causes
----
No. We don't.

What matters is that we are stopping the suffering of Americans they are causing HERE.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2026 05:58 PM (FZ29D)

107 A trebuchet would be nearly impossible to use on an aircraft. A ballista would be much more space-efficient.

Make him exit the plane along with the blue ice.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 16, 2026 05:58 PM (nAS9C)

108 Get the fuck out of MY country you 3rd world shit holer.

Posted by: Pamazon at September 16, 2026 05:59 PM (b5MGU)

109 He seems nice....

Hello, Horde! 😊💕

***Wondering when all of the Libs who are against ICE and deportation are going to chime in about how this guy deserved to be in the country -

(Not really)

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at September 16, 2026 05:59 PM (SRRAx)

110 the “just send them back” crowd doesn't care how much suffering "back" causes

Sure the fuck don't.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2026 05:59 PM (7zn4w)

111 problem is it took 19 months

Posted by: San Francisco/Los Angeles at September 16, 2026 05:59 PM (+gK6I)

112 we could help repatriate them back to Africa, if that’s what they wanted
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 16, 2026 05:53 PM (5HGTQ)
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What do you mean "we," paleface?

Posted by: ballistic at September 16, 2026 05:59 PM (oqH4h)

113
It's almost as if the 'T' in TPS stands for something...
Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2026 05:54 PM (LoUMf)



In looking at your weekly TPS reports, it looks like it stands for "tardy", so if you could get them turned in on time, with the current cover sheet as detailed in the memo, that would be great. We'll get you a copy of the memo for reference as well...

Posted by: Lumberg at September 16, 2026 06:00 PM (y9nCu)

114 Hillary! should immediately hire this wizard to run the No-Longer Interim Haiti Recovery Commission. I'm sure he can turn that operation right around and finally convert that paradise into an even more luxurious paradise.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 16, 2026 06:00 PM (oji8u)

115 I sincerely hope he is found suffering from lead poisoning from a .44 hole puncher.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at September 16, 2026 06:00 PM (Q/FnY)

116 I see a bright future in Haiti for Wisteguens Jean, probably in the field of hospitality services.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2026 06:01 PM (guGkK)

117 Haitian immigrants are hard working people. Many own homes or small businesses. They often have American citizen children or spouses.
.......

Have they attempted to gain American citizenship? Or just depending on that TPS for ever and ever?

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at September 16, 2026 06:01 PM (zYpTz)

118 they should have "chipped" it and placed odds with novig for expectancy of life.

Posted by: cmeat at September 16, 2026 06:01 PM (ncRE1)

119 the “just send them back” crowd doesn't care how much suffering "back" causes
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I care more about the outcome of any given WNBA game than I do about any third-world banana boat gang banger who gets sent back to whatever backwater shithole he came from.

Posted by: ballistic at September 16, 2026 06:01 PM (oqH4h)

120 >>the “just send them back” crowd doesn't care how much suffering "back" causes


This is wrong.


Many of us want Maximum Suffering.

Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2026 06:01 PM (LoUMf)

121 Democrats are much faster. In nineteen months, they had 353 J6 defendants convicted and imprisoned. Well, on their way to twelve hundred and seventy.

But they sure know how to work the slowdown for the foreign doctors and engineers


Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 16, 2026 06:02 PM (8O9+I)

122 >>Haitian immigrants who had TPS were here legally, they came here legally. Having their lives turned upside down because they have brown skin is a disgusting, immoral and evil policy.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 16, 2026 05:53 PM (5HGTQ)


It appears that reddit genius does not know what word the T in TPS represents.

Posted by: Gref at September 16, 2026 06:02 PM (5rh/l)

123 Haitian immigrants are hard working people. Many own homes or small businesses. They often have American citizen children or spouses.
.......

And pets. They love them some pets.
Posted by: wth at September 16, 2026 05:56 PM (UjdFS)


They're really good to their moms and they keep the yard up nice.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2026 06:03 PM (guGkK)

124 Many of us want Maximum Suffering.
Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2026 06:01 PM (LoUMf)

Make him listen to music of Celine Dion?

Posted by: dantesed at September 16, 2026 06:03 PM (Oy/m2)

125 Many of us want Maximum Suffering.
Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2026 06:01 PM (LoUMf)

Make him listen to music of Celine Dion?
Posted by: dantesed

Yoko

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2026 06:04 PM (7zn4w)

126 123 Haitian immigrants are hard working people. Many own homes or small businesses. They often have American citizen children or spouses.
---------

Take it all with them as they go.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 06:04 PM (vOxCS)

127 I'VE BEEN TO HAITI AND IT'S A WONDERFUL PLACE.
Posted by: Conan O'Brien

So was L.A.

Wonder where he and Jimmy Kimmel will host the Oscars now that it's gone.

Posted by: Auspex at September 16, 2026 06:04 PM (Y8DZL)

128 By the way, there's a new cover sheet for the TPS reports.

Posted by: Office Space at September 16, 2026 06:05 PM (2Ez/1)

129 I can't help noticing that crimes (provided they aren't over the top nafarious) that these guys commit seem to be negated once we deport them. Don't get me wrong...getting them out of here is a primary goal, but I think we should be getting something for dealing with their debauchery.

Also, that photo of him sandwiched between the two ICE guys makes me laugh, because you know ICE served up their largest, most intimidating moose for the escort to make a point. Both those guys are about a foot taller than the derelict.

Posted by: Orson at September 16, 2026 06:05 PM (dIske)

130 First they came for the Haitians and I said make sure you get all the Haitians.

Posted by: Knee Mauler at September 16, 2026 06:06 PM (2Ez/1)

131 the “just send them back” crowd doesn't care how much suffering "back" causes

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison


OK, so they're not wrong about everything.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 16, 2026 06:06 PM (vTZFs)

132 MPLS is a shit hole city. He lives in Uptown, which used to be a great neighborhood.

A man still on probation after being convicted last year in a fentanyl possession case has been newly charged with illegal gun possession and is accused of trafficking fentanyl and cocaine from his Uptown Minneapolis residence. However, instead of being held on a probation violation, a Gov. Tim Walz-appointed judge has released him back into the community on bail.

Garey Lavell Howze, 27, is newly charged in Hennepin County District Court with two counts of first-degree drug sales, two counts of first-degree drug possession, and one count of being a felon in possession of a firearm.

Charges say Howze was under investigation this spring following reports of cocaine and fentanyl being trafficked out of the duplex where he was residing on the 3200 block of Hennepin Avenue.

Posted by: beckster at September 16, 2026 06:07 PM (kX27y)

133 127 I'VE BEEN TO HAITI AND IT'S A WONDERFUL PLACE.
Posted by: Conan O'Brien
------

You and Jimmy take time out from sucking each other's dick to enjoy the scenery, oh, and the bar-b-que, I hear it's delicious.


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 06:07 PM (vOxCS)

134 124 Many of us want Maximum Suffering.
Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2026 06:01 PM (LoUMf)

Make him listen to music of Celine Dion?
Posted by: dantesed

That's the worst you can come up with!??!

Try some Captain Beefheart. https://tinyurl.com/mw4zdswv

It'll blow your mind, man...or make you want to blow your mind away to stop listening to it.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 16, 2026 06:08 PM (5HGTQ)

135 First they came for the Haitians and I said make sure you get all the Haitians.

To be honest, I'm a little pissed that they're spending time on Haitians when we still have Somalis.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2026 06:08 PM (guGkK)

136 The article on the purported AI solution to the Navier-Stokes equations here:

https://tinyurl.com/y425ca6m

was written by a so called Jonas Reeve who is not real. He is an AI construction that someone is trying to pass off as a real person.

It even has a DEI friendly "photograph" of what a person has that is called a head.

This is so, so wrong.

Posted by: pawn at September 16, 2026 06:08 PM (EV0C1)

137 Hopefully he wasn’t alone on the flight. Lord knows these return flights should be packed.

Posted by: Advo at September 16, 2026 06:08 PM (jO4mz)

138 That pic really shows his spark of divinity.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 06:08 PM (l3cgK)

139 Wisteguens Jean Quely Charles, age 25, originally entered the U.S. lawfully in July 2013 through Miami, Florida. (According to records released by the Department of Homeland Security (DHS), he was granted TPS during the Obama administration in February 2013 and subsequently arrived lawfully through Miami, Florida, in July of that year.)

Later he moved to Massachusetts, and resided in the greater Boston area (including East Boston) and also accumulated 17 criminal convictions across the state before being detained and ultimately deported.

Something's serious wrong in Massachusetts.

And you know he's got to have interesting family still residing in this country, too.

Thank O & Joe.

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 16, 2026 06:09 PM (NFX2v)

140 seriously

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 16, 2026 06:09 PM (NFX2v)

141 124 Many of us want Maximum Suffering.
Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2026 06:01 PM (LoUMf)

Make him listen to music of Celine Dion?
Posted by: dantesed

That's the worst you can come up with!??!

Try some Captain Beefheart. https://tinyurl.com/mw4zdswv

It'll blow your mind, man...or make you want to blow your mind away to stop listening to it.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 16, 2026 06:08 PM (5HGTQ)
---
*cough* Is this thing on?

Posted by: Yoko Ono at September 16, 2026 06:09 PM (FZ29D)

142 I bet beverage cart service on the plane was lit!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at September 16, 2026 06:10 PM (SRRAx)

143 61 The plane taking him home doesn't have to land does it? Just fly by low enough so he doesn't hit a schoolyard.

Posted by: wth at September 16, 2026 05:46 PM (UjdFS)


Why bother, the schoolyard is filled with more guys just like him. Let him take out a few when he impacts.

Posted by: a.moron at September 16, 2026 06:11 PM (X5Jzz)

144 133 127 I'VE BEEN TO HAITI AND IT'S A WONDERFUL PLACE.
Posted by: Conan O'Brien
------

You and Jimmy take time out from sucking each other's dick to enjoy the scenery, oh, and the bar-b-que, I hear it's delicious.


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 06:07 PM (vOxCS)

__________________________

I prefer the Dominican Republic. The girls....UMMM I mean the women....WOMEN ...are a bit more nubile.

Posted by: Bob Menendez at September 16, 2026 06:11 PM (dIske)

145
Now that he's back in Haiti,

has he been BBQ'd and eaten yet?


Posted by: naturalfake at September 16, 2026 06:11 PM (iJfKG)

146 142 I bet beverage cart service on the plane was lit!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth

Lit like unlimited flaming eye shots?

Posted by: Hillary! at September 16, 2026 06:11 PM (5HGTQ)

147 To be honest, I'm a little pissed that they're spending time on Haitians when we still have Somalis.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)

Agreed. I'll take it, though.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2026 06:12 PM (7zn4w)

148
BRICS Summit Takes Aim At US Influence Over The Global Economy
_ZH
----

Sometime zh's sponsors take themselves far too serious.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 06:12 PM (vOxCS)

149 You can feel the enrichment.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 16, 2026 06:12 PM (zZu0s)

150
To be honest, I'm a little pissed that they're spending time on Haitians when we still have Somalis.
Posted by: Cicero

==============

Dipshits gave the Somalis citizenship.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2026 06:12 PM (XJ22o)

151 Make him listen to music of Celine Dion?

His Heart Will Go On to Port-au-Prince, much like the rest of him.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2026 06:13 PM (guGkK)

152 "I'm not going back to Haiti ... you feel me?"
___________________

OK. Fine.
(click) Pew pew

Next?

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at September 16, 2026 06:13 PM (pE12i)

153 Why bother, the schoolyard is filled with more guys just like him. Let him take out a few when he impacts.
Posted by: a.moron

I'm all for deporting Julio down by the Haitian schoolyard too.

Posted by: Paul Simon at September 16, 2026 06:13 PM (5HGTQ)

154 Senile Presidents, Forever!!! -- Dude

Posted by: Axeman at September 16, 2026 06:15 PM (pTMvO)

155 Dipshits gave the Somalis citizenship.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Dipshits? It was a Faustian bargain (or maybe Frankenstein vision?), hoping for immediate political power while either assuming they could later control the monsters they imported, or just not caring and assuming it would be someone else's problem (they Dem leadership can't be so dumb that they'd believe they'd assimilate...right?)

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 16, 2026 06:15 PM (5HGTQ)

156 Later he moved to Massachusetts, and resided in the greater Boston area (including East Boston) and also accumulated 17 criminal convictions across the state before being detained and ultimately deported.

Something's serious wrong in Massachusetts.


Should've murdered his kids and claimed PDT's immigration policies and risk of deportation made him temporarily psychotic. Women from all over the country would be sending him nudes and sexually explicit DMs whether he got convicted or not.

Posted by: Hybristophilia ain't just a river in Egypt at September 16, 2026 06:15 PM (TbWk/)

157 YEEESSSSSSSSSS!

I voted for this!!!

Posted by: JQ at September 16, 2026 06:16 PM (rdVOm)

158 150
To be honest, I'm a little pissed that they're spending time on Haitians when we still have Somalis.
Posted by: Cicero
_____________________

That's a tough one. In Minnesota there are about 80,000 Somali immigrants, but about 95% of those were expedited naturalizations.

Posted by: Bob Menendez at September 16, 2026 06:16 PM (dIske)

159 ==============

Dipshits gave the Somalis citizenship.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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Take a page from Democrat playbook - extra-judicial.
They received citizenship by illegal means.
They were illegally imported into the US.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 06:16 PM (vOxCS)

160 It would be a complete shit show if the Haitian was actually killed and eaten. "Trump gets Poor Immigrant Cannibalized". Marches with Code Pink having fake blood on their hands, AWFLs virtue signaling all over the place

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 16, 2026 06:17 PM (oUMhY)

161 157 YEEESSSSSSSSSS!

I voted for this guy!!!

Posted by: JQ


Don't give the DSA any ideas.

Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2026 06:17 PM (Av6i5)

162 The compassion crowd does not understand, given a chance these motherfuckers would take all their money, stab them in the belly and then fuck the hole.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 16, 2026 06:18 PM (1W4K+)

163
He will make a fine administrator of Clinton Foundation Haiti Grants.

Or at least be able to fund raise for 'em.

Posted by: Auspex at September 16, 2026 06:18 PM (Y8DZL)

164 It would be a complete shit show if the Haitian was actually killed and eaten. "Trump gets Poor Immigrant Cannibalized". Marches with Code Pink having fake blood on their hands, AWFLs virtue signaling all over the place
Posted by: Smell the Glove

That would be unfortunate.

Have you seen my field of fucks?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2026 06:19 PM (7zn4w)

165 I am amused how the left bounces between:

Only a racist would call Haiti a shithole country. It has a rich and diverse cultural history

and

You can't send this man back to Haiti, its a shithole and the shithole people that live there are violent and will kill him.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2026 06:20 PM (sKqQm)

166 The compassion crowd does not understand, given a chance these motherfuckers would take all their money, stab them in the belly and then fuck the hole.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 16, 2026 06:18 PM (1W4K+)
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That would be such a shame.../sarc

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2026 06:20 PM (FZ29D)

167 134 he could paint, too.
that double album is on my short list for island stranded sitch.

Posted by: cmeat at September 16, 2026 06:20 PM (ncRE1)

168 I am amused how the left bounces between:

Only a racist would call Haiti a shithole country. It has a rich and diverse cultural history

and

You can't send this man back to Haiti, its a shithole and the shithole people that live there are violent and will kill him.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2026 06:20 PM (sKqQm)
----
It's a wonder they don't all have whiplash from the cognitive dissonance.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2026 06:20 PM (FZ29D)

169 What I want to see it this.

When I was a kid, I had a Hotwheels power block. It had two big rubber wheels, and when the car hit it, ZOOM -- the car got powered down the track.

I want that at the border for these people. Get Elon working on it.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 16, 2026 06:20 PM (1W4K+)

170 You can feel the enrichment.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone
.......

Oozing the diversity.

Posted by: wth at September 16, 2026 06:21 PM (UjdFS)

171 @162 we should organize a mixer between the compassion crowd and the illegal immigrant criminals

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 16, 2026 06:22 PM (oUMhY)

172 That's a tough one. In Minnesota there are about 80,000 Somali immigrants, but about 95% of those were expedited naturalizations.
Posted by: Bob Menendez at September 16, 2026 06:16 PM (dIske)

How about expedited DE-naturalizations?

Posted by: beckster at September 16, 2026 06:23 PM (kX27y)

173 3 If obama had a son.
_-_
...he would act like that.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at September 16, 2026 06:23 PM (oxJBh)

174 This post gave me reason to look up episodes of Bully Beatdown.

While they're not available, there are several episodes with commentary, which is actually fun at points.

This dude came to America and bullied her. Now, he's going home.

Enjoy the beatdown........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 06:24 PM (ccf/V)

175 You can't send this man back to Haiti, its a shithole and the shithole people that live there are violent and will kill him.

Seems to solve some problems Right There.

You guys can marvel at watching Darwin's Survival of the Fittest!

Live stream and monetize it!

Posted by: Community Notes at September 16, 2026 06:24 PM (pUU4E)

176 It would be a complete s hit show if the Haitian was actually killed and eaten.
......

on Pay per View

Posted by: wth at September 16, 2026 06:24 PM (UjdFS)

177 To be honest, I'm a little pissed that they're spending time on Haitians when we still have Somalis.
Posted by: Cicero
_____________________
That's a tough one. In Minnesota there are about 80,000 Somali immigrants, but about 95% of those were expedited naturalizations.
Posted by: Bob Menendez

They're willing to marry their own siblings to come here and contribute! That's the kind of dedication we should want in new American citizens!!!

Posted by: AWFLs at September 16, 2026 06:24 PM (5HGTQ)

178 Damn.
Guess we'll have to take him off our list of potential suitors.

Posted by: Maliqua and Sashiqua at September 16, 2026 06:25 PM (2Ez/1)

179 If the Somalis got expedited naturalization, I'm sure there was something illegal involved. Find out what it was and use it to deport

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 16, 2026 06:25 PM (oUMhY)

180 Wait... Was I supposed to feel bad ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2026 06:26 PM (+gK6I)

181 I can't recall anyone else with teeth like that. Scary!

It's like his bottom tooth is throwing the bird.

He's already got the voodoo bad juju going on and I do hope he never returns.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 16, 2026 06:26 PM (hzuYO)

182 Good!
Wonder if rival gang members were notified of his arrival. Hope so.
Fuck him and every illegal!
Arrest. Deport. Repeat.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at September 16, 2026 06:26 PM (SS/71)

183 173 3 If obama had a son.
_-_
...he would act like that.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at September 16, 2026 06:23 PM (oxJBh)

I would expect more like Don Lemon...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 06:26 PM (l3cgK)

184 And you get a Hatian and you get a Hatian and so on.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2026 06:26 PM (+fpfy)

185 Sources told Fox News that Charles was extremely combative aboard the aircraft and made crude, profane and threatening remarks about President Donald Trump and his family during the deportation flight.

Before the duct tape, you mean.

Posted by: t-bird at September 16, 2026 06:27 PM (Otznn)

186 Look at those nostrils! I bet that dude can hoover an eight ball in each one with one breath.

Posted by: Hunter Biden, Artiste at September 16, 2026 06:27 PM (UjdFS)

187 If the Somalis got expedited naturalization, I'm sure there was something illegal involved. Find out what it was and use it to deport
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 16, 2026 06:25 PM (oUMhY)



It's quite simple. F*ck your brother. In like Flynn.

Posted by: 11han 0mar at September 16, 2026 06:27 PM (ccf/V)

188 176 It would be a complete s hit show if the Haitian was actually killed and eaten.
......

on Pay per View

Posted by: wth at September 16, 2026 06:24 PM (UjdFS)



Could call it "Guess Who's For Dinner".

Posted by: a.moron at September 16, 2026 06:27 PM (X5Jzz)

189 80,000 Somalians
( shakes head)

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2026 06:27 PM (qEb4U)

190 169 mattel sidewinder. if you had enough of them and made a closed loop track you could just watch until the bateries died.

Posted by: cmeat at September 16, 2026 06:27 PM (ncRE1)

191 Plane appears otherwise empty.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at September 16, 2026 06:27 PM (wGerL)

192 It's a wonder they don't all have whiplash from the cognitive dissonance.

It is sort of fascinating to watch.

The obvious argument for them to latch on to would be something like, "Haiti is a backwards and benighted place, but we've brought the good people, the victims, here, who just want a life like any American"

But then of course all these criminals and welfare leeches would show that to be false...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2026 06:28 PM (sKqQm)

193 As it has been reported, the vast majority of the millions that have crossed into the US, or Europe or Spain are "military aged men".

Forget the military aged part and focus on the men.

Has anyone done any investigative reporting on how the countries that have lost a significant chunk of their men are faring post exodus? If reconsidering "military aged" and assumed that there is a level of intelligence and industry to be considered of "military" caliber, has this had an effect on job markets? crime? GDP?

Posted by: Community Notes at September 16, 2026 06:28 PM (a3CJ+)

194 They're willing to marry their own siblings to come here and contribute! That's the kind of dedication we should want in new American citizens!!!
Posted by: AWFLs

And let's make it clear that they are all, ALL, eligible for their million dollar reparations checks, Charlie cracker.

Posted by: Auspex at September 16, 2026 06:28 PM (Y8DZL)

195 It would be a complete s hit show if the Haitian was actually killed and eaten.
......

on Pay per View

Posted by: wth at September 16, 2026 06:24 PM (UjdFS)


Could call it "Guess Who's For Dinner".

Posted by: a.moron at September 16, 2026 06:27 PM (X5Jzz)

Hood Eats?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 06:28 PM (dK+Kv)

196 Wonder if rival gang members were notified of his arrival. Hope so.

Also that he testified for the government and is being set free in Haiti as a reward.

Posted by: t-bird at September 16, 2026 06:28 PM (Otznn)

197 Its Chaka from Land of the Lost...cool.

Posted by: Milk milk lemonade... at September 16, 2026 06:29 PM (ZjqVo)

198 80,000 Somalian heads shaking at the same time might disrupt the space time continuum.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2026 06:29 PM (viF8m)

199 183 173 3 If obama had a son.
_-_
...he would act like that.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at September 16, 2026 06:23 PM (oxJBh)

I would expect more like Don Lemon...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 06:26 PM (l3cgK)

We're in fantasy land anyway. You know mooch would have aborted any male child. If she was a woman, of course.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 16, 2026 06:29 PM (zZu0s)

200 I voted for that!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2026 06:29 PM (RIvkX)

201 The obvious argument for them to latch on to would be something like, "Haiti is a backwards and benighted place, but we've brought the good people, the victims, here, who just want a life like any American"

No Toxic Masculinity found in that animal that had to be tazed just in order to be buckled in. right?

Posted by: Community Notes at September 16, 2026 06:30 PM (a3CJ+)

202 That's a bath salts face if ever I saw one. My gut, unfortunately, tells me this criminal will be back just as soon as the next D president is in office...or before if he can manage it.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 16, 2026 06:30 PM (qBdHI)

203 You feel me?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2026 06:30 PM (RIvkX)

204 3. If obama had a son.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 05:34 PM (wsYdv)

Trump would deport his Kenyan ass as well!

Posted by: The Man from Athens at September 16, 2026 06:30 PM (SS/71)

205 177 "fury is raging inside of me!"
- "that's a weird thing to call your brother..."

Posted by: cmeat at September 16, 2026 06:30 PM (ncRE1)

206 Its Chaka from Land of the Lost...cool.

Posted by: Milk milk lemonade... at September 16, 2026 06:29 PM (ZjqVo)

If they were looking for feral kid for a remake of Road Warrior, he would be top of the stack.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 06:30 PM (dK+Kv)

207 We're in fantasy land anyway. You know mooch would have aborted any male child. If she was a woman, of course

Or simply drop the test tube.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 16, 2026 06:31 PM (a3CJ+)

208 171 @162 we should organize a mixer between the compassion crowd and the illegal immigrant criminals
Posted by: Smell the Glove

I'll bring the punch!

Posted by: Bill Cosby at September 16, 2026 06:31 PM (5HGTQ)

209 Those ones who are condemning ICE's Removal methods fail to note that this is a consequence of thirty years neglecting our immigration laws.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 16, 2026 06:31 PM (f0sNM)

210 208 171 @162 we should organize a mixer between the compassion crowd and the illegal immigrant criminals
Posted by: Smell the Glove

I'll bring the punch!
Posted by: Bill Cosby

I can bring the Kool-Aid.

Posted by: Zombie Jim Jones at September 16, 2026 06:32 PM (5HGTQ)

211 193 it has secured the harems.

Posted by: cmeat at September 16, 2026 06:33 PM (ncRE1)

212 My gut, unfortunately, tells me this criminal will be back just as soon as the next D president is in office...or before if he can manage it.
Posted by: Lady in Black

The next Maryland Man?

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 16, 2026 06:35 PM (5HGTQ)

213 The Leftists have screamed they want immigration reform meaning let them all in

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2026 06:36 PM (qEb4U)

214 Goes to show how STUPID our politicians can be. None of these people should have been let into the country. And none should be let in from now own. We don't need this sh"t.
Damn, where did common sense go?

Posted by: Case at September 16, 2026 06:37 PM (xJpuh)

215 Nood

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 06:38 PM (dK+Kv)

216 Those ones who are condemning ICE's Removal methods fail to note that this is a consequence of thirty years neglecting our immigration laws.

My condemnation of ICE is because they don't have to wear those aprons that butchers wear to keep the blood and guts off of them.

What happened to the psychopaths who are discharged from the military because they are way too enthusiastic about killing people? Every person has a place in the working world.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 16, 2026 06:39 PM (a6PrB)

217 For those of you keeping score at home, I'm still not tired of winning.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 16, 2026 06:42 PM (2Ez/1)

218 Woe-is-a-me-bop
Om-drop-a-re-bop-om
Everbody’s doin’ it
Please don’t let them ruin it om

Posted by: Captain Beefheart at September 16, 2026 06:54 PM (nvKZ7)

219 I think Pinochet Airlines would do a better job dealing with this type of criminal. Save the Earth, drop them off halfway and burn less fuel.

Posted by: Islam is submission to the devil at September 16, 2026 08:48 PM (1seQh)

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