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Report: ActBlue Raised Illegal Foreign Money for Democrats and Then Covered It Up

In before the guy who says "nothing will happen" says "nothing will happen."

Alas, I agree. We've been watching this story for years and like all other stories about Democrat Party corruption and treasonous partnership with hostile foreign actors, nothing ever happens.

Dem fundraising giant ActBlue accused of fraudulent donation 'cover-up' in explosive report





ActBlue, which is used by a litany of high-profile Dems, is accused of accepting foreign donations

By Elizabeth Elkind

FIRST ON FOX: A Democrat fundraising giant used by the biggest players on the left is being accused of covering up the acceptance of fraudulent political donations and lying to Congress about its security standards.

Congressional Republicans are providing an update on their investigation of ActBlue -- a platform for campaigns to raise money that's used by Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., Michigan Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed, and the Democratic leaders of the House and Senate, among others -- that alleges the company potentially accepted foreign contributions and concealed the evidence from the GOP's probe.

ActBlue has previously denied any wrongdoing.

"The Committees' oversight has found that ActBlue, in its own words, decided to take 'a more lenient approach' to fraud prevention in 2024, weakening its fraud-prevention policies at least twice even though internal assessments showed that these changes would result in a measurable increase in fraudulent contributions," the report said, citing an ActBlue staff report.

"Similarly, internal trainings directed ActBlue's fraud prevention team to 'look for reasons to accept contributions' rather than to examine them closely for indicators of fraud -- as required by federal regulation. ActBlue took this lax approach to fraud prevention even though it had detected at least 22 significant fraud campaigns on the platform in recent years, including several from foreign sources."

Republicans accused ActBlue of accepting "illegal foreign political donations" and the "subsequent cover-up" of that information.


If you remember, ActBlue deliberately disabled its billing software's zip code check, so that foreigners could donate to Barack Obama without the system flagging these illegal donations.

They're now running a similar gain. Federal law requires a passport number be included by people donating from overseas.

ActBlue deliberately crippled its own system. Instead of actually checking if these were valid passport numbers belonging to US citizens entitled to donate to American politicians, ActBlue's system only checked if the string of numbers had the right number of numbers in it.

As an example,Mb< the report cited a letter by ActBlue CEO Regina Wallace-Jones to Committee on House Administration Chairman Bryan Steil, R-Wis., which maintained that donations on the platform made by people with addresses outside the U.S. required a passport number for verification.

But Republicans alleged that the verification "only ensures that the entered passport number contains a certain number of characters, not that it is a valid U.S. passport number," rendering it an essentially meaningless step.

They consider it a minor detail not worth looking into when an online donation comes from communist China:

The report also included excerpts purporting to show ActBlue supervisors green-lighting donations despite "red flags," including a memo lauding a donation as a "great accept" but noting, "Donor sometimes has an IP in Hong Kong, but none of their other signals raise any eyebrows."

Another communication appears to show an ActBlue supervisor maintaining that a denied contribution "should have been accepted." The rest of the memo stated, "It is a foreign contribution, but the name/email match, the IP/billing match, a full address with the correct country code, and there were previously accepted and successful contributions."

"The donor uses an Arkansas state code, which isn't great, but [the] system can be wonky with requiring state codes for foreign donors," the rest of the message stated.


An ActBlue supervisor also allegedly said a contribution "set off a lot of" alarms, but argued the donor should be given the "benefit of the doubt."

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:30 PM




Comments

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1 NWH

Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2026 03:30 PM (+gK6I)

2 Their money is so badly laundered it looks like a Peter Gabriel album.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 16, 2026 03:31 PM (88C+u)

3 >>>In before the guy who says "nothing will happen" says "nothing will happen."

That doesn't seem sporting.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 03:32 PM (dK+Kv)

4 Shut up and sing.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 16, 2026 03:32 PM (wxsGM)

5 Maybe the mental knots the Dems will use for why this is no big thing will be entertaining at least.

Posted by: Piper at September 16, 2026 03:33 PM (ZdaMQ)

6 They consider it a minor detail not worth looking into when an online donation comes from communist China:

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Money which China most likely stole from us. Like, literally stole with criminal rings operating on American soil

But, China is paying a lot more for energy these days.

https://x.com/dlacalle_IA/status/
2100178048284774607

Probably less money to spend on bribes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:33 PM (NrFex)

7 Where's that feather to knock me over with?

I shan't believe that ActBlue is corrupt. I simply shan't!

Posted by: Martin Tell at September 16, 2026 03:33 PM (SElz3)

8 Its always everything all the time. Why can't they be celibate lying murderers or honest murdering celibates or nonviolent celibate liars, or generous promiscuous silent beggars. You know, break the mold. Shake things up. Try something else.

But I repeat myself.🥳

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 16, 2026 03:34 PM (wxsGM)

9 I'll bet you this goes away and that's because Important Senate Republicans get foreign money too.

Posted by: Shohei Ohtani's Bookie at September 16, 2026 03:34 PM (BIg7z)

10 216 I wasn't kidding about google and typing in "I am with a MAGA supporter."

If any of you need a one minute distraction.
I'm curious now.
Posted by: Stateles

I asked Grok "I am with a MAGA supporter. What should I do?"

I won't share the entire response, but it started:

"Treat them like any other person.
MAGA is a political preference, not a personality disorder or moral failing. Most supporters are ordinary people who prioritize certain issues—borders, economy, crime, cultural change, skepticism of institutions—differently than others do. You can disagree with those priorities without treating the individual as an enemy."

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 16, 2026 03:35 PM (5HGTQ)

11 An ActBlue supervisor also allegedly said a contribution "set off a lot of" alarms, but argued the donor should be given the "benefit of the doubt."

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:30 PM

ActBlue benefited from the doubt, no doubt.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 16, 2026 03:36 PM (6ydKt)

12 Explains why their representatives took the 5th at recent hearings.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at September 16, 2026 03:36 PM (bNf8H)

13 11 I asked Grok "I am with a MAGA supporter. What should I do?"

I won't share the entire response, but it started:

"Treat them like any other person.
MAGA is a political preference, not a personality disorder or moral failing. Most supporters are ordinary people who prioritize certain issues—borders, economy, crime, cultural change, skepticism of institutions—differently than others do. You can disagree with those priorities without treating the individual as an enemy."

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 16, 2026 03:35 PM (5HGTQ)

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"But, Grok, I can read this person's mind and they want to murder me because I'm sympathetic to brown people who just want a better life."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:36 PM (NrFex)

14 The responsible parties have been reprimanded and improved training has been implemented.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2026 03:36 PM (guGkK)

15 Nothing will happen.

Posted by: The person who always says that at September 16, 2026 03:37 PM (2Ez/1)

16 Literally 3:05 on MSNow.

Actual headline. "Atlantic: MAGA making world safe for corruption."

I thought the secret to being a great liar was to at least be partially truthful sometimes. They're really doing their 1.7 million viewers a disservice.


The Houthis flew a drone at Mecca the other day.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:29 PM (NrFex

I saw!! Exciting. Back to work.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 16, 2026 03:37 PM (Sco7b)

17 11 216 I wasn't kidding about google and typing in "I am with a MAGA supporter."
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Yeah, you can get a lot of interesting responses from Google when you type "I am alone..." That story broke a couple of weeks ago. Forgive me for walloping a deceased equine. Try inserting "white man" and then "black man." Compare and contrast!

Posted by: Martin Tell at September 16, 2026 03:38 PM (SElz3)

18 I've mentioned this here a couple of times, but a few years ago I spent time working in campaign finance compliance and I had access to raw FEC data for candidates and committees.

The ActBlue donations back then absolutely SCREAMED fraud and straw contributions. You'd see thousands and thousands of odd-number donations from obviously-bullshit names, and the total of any one "person's" contributions always conveniently fell just short of the $201 threshhold above which a name, address, occupation, etc. have to be included in the reporting.

Nobody did shit about it then, and I'm skeptical that anything will happen now.

Posted by: ballistic at September 16, 2026 03:38 PM (oqH4h)

19 This is has been happening for 15 years (at least, if not longer), and they are still "investigating"

Posted by: Inogame at September 16, 2026 03:38 PM (53oGX)

20 17 11 216 I wasn't kidding about google and typing in "I am with a MAGA supporter."
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Yeah, you can get a lot of interesting responses from Google when you type "I am alone..." That story broke a couple of weeks ago. Forgive me for walloping a deceased equine. Try inserting "white man" and then "black man." Compare and contrast!

Posted by: Martin Tell at September 16, 2026 03:38 PM (SElz3)

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"I am alone with a vegan crossfitter who makes sourdough..."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:39 PM (NrFex)

21 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 03:39 PM (ccf/V)

22 I wasn't kidding about google and typing in "I am with a MAGA supporter."
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Yeah, you can get a lot of interesting responses from Google when you type "I am alone..." That story broke a couple of weeks ago. Forgive me for walloping a deceased equine. Try inserting "white man" and then "black man." Compare and contrast!

Posted by: Martin Tell at September 16, 2026 03:38 PM (SElz3)

"I am alone with Lindsey Clancy" should be a hoot.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 03:39 PM (dK+Kv)

23 19 This is has been happening for 15 years (at least, if not longer), and they are still "investigating"

Posted by: Inogame at September 16, 2026 03:38 PM (53oGX)

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Depends on who's in charge of the DOJ.

Merrick Garland didn't give a shit.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:39 PM (NrFex)

24 Report: ActBlue Raised Illegal Foreign Money for Democrats and Then Covered It Up

In before the guy who says "nothing will happen" says "nothing will happen."



Nothing Will Happen guy hardest hit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 03:39 PM (ccf/V)

25 Yeah, you can get a lot of interesting responses from Google when you type "I am alone..." That story broke a couple of weeks ago. Forgive me for walloping a deceased equine. Try inserting "white man" and then "black man." Compare and contrast!

Posted by: Martin Tell at September 16, 2026 03:38 PM (SElz3)

I was trying again.
Thanks Admiral Ackbar.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 16, 2026 03:40 PM (Sco7b)

26 I wish the Houthis well in their mission to blow the Grand Mosque to hell.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2026 03:40 PM (vEKLH)

27 indictments?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 16, 2026 03:40 PM (CWTWj)

28 20."I am alone with a vegan crossfitter who makes sourdough..."
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Ooo, I know the response to that:

1. You (and everyone else) knew immediately

2. You can't get them to shut up.

Posted by: Martin Tell at September 16, 2026 03:41 PM (SElz3)

29
"I am alone with Lindsey Clancy" should be a hoot.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 03:39 PM (dK+Kv)



"I am 5 years old and I'm alone with Lindsey Clancy."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 03:42 PM (ccf/V)

30 Was that wrong?

Posted by: Charlie Trie at September 16, 2026 03:42 PM (2Xqig)

31 It seems like Democrats have just always had way more money than Republicans for campaigns, and this has been going on for nearly 20 years.

It sort of makes sense in that the Democrats have become a more "moneyed" demographic, but it also could be a flood of dirty, foreign cash.

Posted by: Sharpie at September 16, 2026 03:43 PM (dtBSi)

32 Since nothing will happen, we should at least have hearings!

Posted by: Weasel at September 16, 2026 03:43 PM (ei1sX)

33 29
"I am alone with Lindsey Clancy" should be a hoot.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 03:39 PM (dK+Kv)


"I am 5 years old and I'm alone with Lindsey Clancy."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 03:42 PM (ccf/V)

=====

"Accept your fate. She's got it hard."

"But I'm an illegal immigrant child from Somalia."

"Knife that bitch before she gets close to you."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:43 PM (NrFex)

34 I thought the secret to being a great liar was to at least be partially truthful sometimes.
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No, the secret is to have no conscience or sense of shame.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 03:43 PM (b4tyc)

35 ... and like all other stories about Democrat Party corruption and treasonous partnership with hostile foreign actors, nothing ever happens.

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"Thank you Clinton/Gore Buttboys '92!"

/Your ChiComm Puppet Masters, all-in on Newscum/Fang Fang 2028!

Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 03:43 PM (LCdVS)

36 "I am alone with John Thune"

Posted by: Justa Bill at September 16, 2026 03:43 PM (SElz3)

37 31 It seems like Democrats have just always had way more money than Republicans for campaigns, and this has been going on for nearly 20 years.

It sort of makes sense in that the Democrats have become a more "moneyed" demographic, but it also could be a flood of dirty, foreign cash.

Posted by: Sharpie at September 16, 2026 03:43 PM (dtBSi)

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They have less money than the GOP this year.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:44 PM (NrFex)

38 My favorite part of looking at Dem fundraising is seeing some unemployed/retired person that has supposedly been giving odd, small, irregular donations for years: $7 today, $9 four days later, $5 the next week and so on who shows no other signs of political activity.

My working theory is that someone is given a large sum of money and a group of straw donor accounts. So it isn't that retired Ms Smith gave that $7. The Act Blue/bundler was given $7K and one thousand accounts to launder it through

Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2026 03:44 PM (sKqQm)

39 Happenings are something else.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2026 03:44 PM (Cqx++)

40 "I am alone with Lindsey Clancy"
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"Here's a paving flag. Finish the job nature couldn't."

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 03:44 PM (b4tyc)

41 19 This is has been happening for 15 years (at least, if not longer), and they are still "investigating"

Posted by: Inogame at September 16, 2026 03:38 PM (53oGX)

=====

Depends on who's in charge of the DOJ.

Merrick Garland didn't give a shit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:39 PM (NrFex)
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SCOTUS doesn't give a shit either, assuming it ever gets that far.

Lots of "don't give a shit" hurdles it has to go through first.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2026 03:45 PM (FZ29D)

42 Report: ActBlue Raised Illegal Foreign Money for Democrats and Then Covered It Up.

I'm stunned to hear this. Next, you will tell me they didn't report this income to the IRS.

Posted by: dantesed at September 16, 2026 03:45 PM (Oy/m2)

43 >>They have less money than the GOP this year.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:44 PM

Only because USAID was cut.

Posted by: huerfano at September 16, 2026 03:45 PM (2Xqig)

44
>>lying to Congress

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I just told ChatGPT that I'm in a room with a brown-skinned queer who goes by they/them pronouns and asked if lying to Congress is a crime.

It is. So, when did this lying happen? I sorta glanced over the story and I can't tell when the lying occurred. If it was within the past 5 years, hello Todd Blanche. Todd? This thing on?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2026 03:46 PM (XJ22o)

45 ActBlue Raised Illegal Foreign Money for Democrats and Then Covered It Up
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That's one of those sentences where every next word is the most predictable one

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 03:47 PM (b4tyc)

46 I thought the secret to being a great liar was to at least be partially truthful sometimes.
---------

No, the secret is to have no conscience or sense of shame.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 03:43 PM (b4tyc)

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Not to mention pedo blackmail videos on the majority of members of SCOTUS, Congress, and the MDM-MSM Progda Enemedia (the final two memes which I shamelessly stole from you).

Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 03:47 PM (LCdVS)

47 They make this sound like singular illegal donations. I don't think that is what is happening at all. I whole heartedly believe that ActBLu is part of the process associated with the Somali Fraud, and various other immigrant run (and non-immigrant run) fraud operations.

The are defrauding the government under various programs (childcare, hospice, in home care etc.) BILLIONS....not millions....BILLIONS. A good portion of the fraudulent funds are then sent overseas. This is documented by the TSA whistleblower in Minneapolis estimated $6 Million was leaving that city via international air 3 times per week. That's just Minneapolis. Add to that Biden adding $47 Billion to those programs and taking down most of the oversight before leaving office.

That puts Billions overseas, and a portion of that comes back into the US via "donations" to ActBlu.

The Republican investigative view of this is hopelessly inadequate, and naive. And, yes ActBlu is reporting record funding for 2026. It continues.

Posted by: Orson at September 16, 2026 03:47 PM (dIske)

48
They have less money than the GOP this year.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

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I keep seeing that, and I really really wonder if it's because Trump has turned off the NGO streams.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2026 03:48 PM (XJ22o)

49 43 >>They have less money than the GOP this year.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:44 PM

Only because USAID was cut.

Posted by: huerfano at September 16, 2026 03:45 PM (2Xqig)

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Vance's fraud task force tagged $250 billion in fraudulent payments out the door and stopped tens of billions of it in addition to USAID and other grant cuts.

We're talking more than $100 billion in money that had formed an ecosystem that fed the left, allowed it to fester and grow unnaturally on federal monies for a while, something that seems to have been growing since Obama's second term or so.

All of that is suddenly...gone.

Hollywood makes $8 billion a year at the box office, as a point of comparison.

If 1% of that $100 billion went directly back into the DNC's pockets, that's $1 billion the party was counting on suddenly...gone. Not to mention all the sinecures lost.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:48 PM (NrFex)

50 The secret to being a good liar is to make the mark lie to himself by saying nothing but the truth to him.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 16, 2026 03:49 PM (Ot/FD)

51 Top results searching for ActBlue news?

"How do I stop ActBlue spam texts?"

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 16, 2026 03:49 PM (5HGTQ)

52 They have less money than the GOP this year.
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Let's not start shaving each other's Johnson's quite yet

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 03:49 PM (b4tyc)

53 Everything the Democrats do is money laundering and fraud. Literally. Everything.

They lie.

They cheat.

They steal.

It's all they know because they've been getting away with it for generations.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 03:49 PM (ccf/V)

54 48
They have less money than the GOP this year.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

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I keep seeing that, and I really really wonder if it's because Trump has turned off the NGO streams.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2026 03:48 PM (XJ22o)
__________________________

You're just looking at the "community DNC pot". Individual candidates are flush.

Posted by: Orson at September 16, 2026 03:49 PM (dIske)

55
Doesn't Congress ever get mad about being lied to? Which is a federal crime? It's not a crime of any sort to lie to me, and I get plenty mad when it happens.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2026 03:50 PM (XJ22o)

56 The secret to getting people to believe your lies is a high quality exercise band.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 03:50 PM (b4tyc)

57 If 1% of that $100 billion went directly back into the DNC's pockets, that's $1 billion the party was counting on suddenly...gone. Not to mention all the sinecures lost.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:48 PM (NrFex)
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How many folks are gonna lose their homes because they can no longer afford the mortgage?

Or the lifestyle to which they've become accustomed?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2026 03:50 PM (FZ29D)

58 In before the guy who says "nothing will happen" says "nothing will happen."

That doesn't seem sporting.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 03:32 PM


It's not, but, on the other hand, I've been acknowledged by Ace!

Posted by: That Guy who always says "Nothing will happen." at September 16, 2026 03:50 PM (0sNs1)

59 The secret to getting people to believe your lies is a high quality exercise band.
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 03:50 PM (b4tyc)




Word......

Posted by: Zombie Harry Reid at September 16, 2026 03:51 PM (ccf/V)

60 48
They have less money than the GOP this year.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

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I keep seeing that, and I really really wonder if it's because Trump has turned off the NGO streams.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2026 03:48 PM (XJ22o)

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I really think it is.

Demcorats had shifted to not needing voters. They didn't need them for money (grant money laundering) or votes (fortification) which allowed them to, without fear, grant as much power in the party and government to crazies as they wanted. The need to appeal to Peoria was no longer there.

An entire generation of activists, operatives, elected officials, and bureaucrats who simply don't know any other way to win elections.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:51 PM (NrFex)

61 How many folks are gonna lose their homes because they can no longer afford the mortgage?

Or the lifestyle to which they've become accustomed?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2026 03:50 PM (FZ29D)



I'm well on my way!

Posted by: Zombie Harry Reid at September 16, 2026 03:51 PM (ccf/V)

62 And, shyte.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 03:51 PM (ccf/V)

63 Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 03:47 PM (LCdVS)
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I dunno. I came up with enemedia in 2008 but I don't remember doing progda

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 03:51 PM (b4tyc)

64 54
You're just looking at the "community DNC pot". Individual candidates are flush.

Posted by: Orson at September 16, 2026 03:49 PM (dIske)

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Like two of them are.

The rest are floundering.

And Talarico used his warchest to fundraise, not GOTV.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:52 PM (NrFex)

65 56 The secret to getting people to believe your lies is a high quality exercise band.
Posted by: ...

With 3, you can fool almost 50% of Americans!

Posted by: Lindsay Clancy at September 16, 2026 03:52 PM (5HGTQ)

66
Not to mention all the sinecures lost.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

==============

I wonder what those people are doing now. I haven't yet read a "I lost my NGO job because of Trump's budget cuts" story yet. And I'd like to!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2026 03:52 PM (XJ22o)

67 Nothing will happen.

Even Paxton just gave them a slap on the wrist.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 16, 2026 03:52 PM (DbmIv)

68 Word......

Posted by: Zombie Harry Reid at September 16, 2026 03:51 PM (ccf/V)

LOL I set em up you knock em down

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 03:52 PM (b4tyc)

69 If it was within the past 5 years, hello Todd Blanche. Todd? This thing on?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2026 03:46 PM (XJ22o)

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The scuttlebutt is that Joe diGenova resigned from his role leading the Justice Department’s “grand conspiracy” investigation in the Southern District of Florida because he wanted to subpoena The DogEater, and Blanche put the kibosh on it.

I have no direct knowledge otherwise ...

Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 03:52 PM (LCdVS)

70 57 How many folks are gonna lose their homes because they can no longer afford the mortgage?

Or the lifestyle to which they've become accustomed?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2026 03:50 PM (FZ29D)

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It's a good thing for them that Trump is putting heavy downward pressure on rents by deporting millions of people.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:52 PM (NrFex)

71 I thought the secret to being a great liar was to at least be partially truthful sometimes.
---------

No, the secret is to have no conscience or sense of shame.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 03:43 PM (b4tyc)

You people.

Posted by: George Costanza at September 16, 2026 03:53 PM (dK+Kv)

72 Who can be surprised by that? Money laundering and cover up?

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2026 03:53 PM (Ia/+0)

73 Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., Michigan Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed, and the Democratic leaders of the House and Senate, among others -- that alleges the company potentially accepted foreign contributions and concealed the evidence from the GOP's probe.
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This was uncovered on Obama's first (1st) presidential election cycle. Jordan should roll up his sleeves and get on this, pronto.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 03:53 PM (vOxCS)

74 Let's not start shaving each other's Johnson's quite yet
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 03:49 PM


Good. I've heard that both Ewoks and Wookies take considerable umbrage at even the suggestion of that, and don't hesitate to express their umbrage kinetically.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 16, 2026 03:53 PM (0sNs1)

75 Why even post stuff like this? All it does is raise your blood pressure.

Posted by: Angel at September 16, 2026 03:54 PM (3Nsid)

76 Remember when some Shi'ites raided Mecca and brought the Black Stone to some nowhere oasis on the Gulf?

Posted by: Abu Tahir al-Jannabi at September 16, 2026 03:54 PM (88C+u)

77
But, China is paying a lot more for energy these days.

https://x.com/dlacalle_IA/status/
2100178048284774607

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Unfortunately I'm paying a lot more for energy too.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 16, 2026 03:55 PM (DbmIv)

78 Since nothing will happen, we should at least have hearings!
Posted by: Weasel at September 16, 2026 03:43 PM (ei1sX)
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Agreed. Makes great failure TV.

Posted by: olddog in mo at September 16, 2026 03:55 PM (SkjRZ)

79 66
I wonder what those people are doing now. I haven't yet read a "I lost my NGO job because of Trump's budget cuts" story yet. And I'd like to!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2026 03:52 PM (XJ22o)

======

I guess you missed this one.

https://x.com/AlecMacGillis/status/
2047346892376351159

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:55 PM (NrFex)

80 And Talarico used his warchest to fundraise, not GOTV.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:52 PM


James is so dreamy ...

Posted by: AWFL Beto supporters at September 16, 2026 03:55 PM (0sNs1)

81 Like two of them are.

The rest are floundering.

And Talarico used his warchest to fundraise, not GOTV.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:52 PM (NrFex)
_________________________________

ActBlue -- a platform for campaigns to raise money that's used by Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-N.Y., Michigan Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed, and the Democratic leaders of the House and Senate, among others -- that alleges the company potentially accepted foreign contributions and concealed the evidence from the GOP's probe.

(and now add this)

ActBlue has broken fundraising records for a non-presidential year in 2026, pulling in $568 million in the first quarter and an even higher $586 million in the second quarter.

(DNC candidates are flush)

Posted by: Orson at September 16, 2026 03:56 PM (dIske)

82 77
But, China is paying a lot more for energy these days.

https://x.com/dlacalle_IA/status/
2100178048284774607

-----------

Unfortunately I'm paying a lot more for energy too.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 16, 2026 03:55 PM (DbmIv)

====

Well, I guess Trump shouldn't have punished the country that unleashed covid, then, if it creates temporary issues at home.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:56 PM (NrFex)

83 mazel tubby: headline at yahoo:

Lena Dunham Welcomes First Baby with Husband Luis Felber

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 16, 2026 03:56 PM (CWTWj)

84 OT-This is a pretty good cartoon ( from sks cartoons) on the Clancy trial -" The Other McCain" site:

https://tinyurl.com/me7wr36h

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 16, 2026 03:56 PM (JrHfD)

85 83 mazel tubby: headline at yahoo:

Lena Dunham Welcomes First Baby with Husband Luis Felber
Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 16, 2026 03:56 PM (CWTWj)


{{{shudder}}}

Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2026 03:57 PM (+gK6I)

86 Lena Dunham Welcomes First Baby with Husband Luis Felber
Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 16, 2026 03:56 PM (CWTWj)

I thought she'd got herself spayed.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 16, 2026 03:57 PM (88C+u)

87 ActBlue, in its own words, decided to take 'a more lenient approach' to fraud prevention in 2024,


Be a shame if some people did some things to some ActBlue executives...you know, shouted at them, held up signs, that kind of thing.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2026 03:59 PM (2WIwB)

88 86 Lena Dunham Welcomes First Baby with Husband Luis Felber
Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 16, 2026 03:56 PM (CWTWj)

I thought she'd got herself spayed.
Posted by: 88C+u at September 16, 2026 03:57 PM (88C+u)

Surragate

Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2026 03:59 PM (+gK6I)

89 I thought she'd got herself spayed.


yes

it was via surrogate

all the kool kids r doing it

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 16, 2026 03:59 PM (j+aD2)

90
Why even post stuff like this? All it does is raise your blood pressure.
Posted by: Angel

==================

Why does Congress even investigate? I bet the AG could paper his/her walls with referrals that are never acted on.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2026 03:59 PM (XJ22o)

91 I honestly have to wonder-if all of this rot had been cleaned up, say 10 years ago, how many dems would be in office today?

Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 16, 2026 03:59 PM (ZgwKJ)

92 what the hell is the point of ripping out your own innards if you are just going to get baby fever anyway?

Posted by: 88C+u at September 16, 2026 04:00 PM (88C+u)

93 ActBlue will take American's credit card number and charge a "small" fee several times a week or month. Maybe only $7 or $27 or whatever. But they'll do this every week or month... forever or until you make a concerted effort to stop it, or the card expires.

American donors to ActBlue were shoveling 100's of millions a year into that outfit.

They were doing something similar with overseas accounts... in addition to pulling millions from overseas donors. Illegally.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 16, 2026 04:00 PM (2Cry5)

94 nothing will happen

They have to replace the money, the laundry method and we have proof they're cheating.

The executions and super-atomic wedgies will have to wait.

Posted by: DaveA at September 16, 2026 04:00 PM (FhXTo)

95 So Fed raises the interest rate today, Supreme Courts bends us over. Sometimes I wonder what is the point to go to war with the Marxists for all these years, when the enemy is also in House

Posted by: Jonah at September 16, 2026 04:01 PM (AOZtW)

96 I thought she'd got herself spayed.

yes

it was via surrogate

all the kool kids r doing it

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 16, 2026 03:59 PM (j+aD2)

She's very cheeto-body conscious.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 04:01 PM (dK+Kv)

97 ...nothing will happen...

Probably not. For every million that goes.to.a.dem, you can bet $50k in cash is being slipped to GOPers to keep their mouths shut.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2026 04:02 PM (2WIwB)

98 80 And Talarico used his warchest to fundraise, not GOTV.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:52 PM

James is so dreamy ...
Posted by: AWFL Beto supporters

I'm having visions of a low-budget 80s teen comedy where they have to leverage their wacky skills to raise enough money to save their club or homes. I bet Beto and Talarico have seen their way around more than one One-Eyed-Willy.

Beto would do some epic skateboard stunt, maybe play guitar.

Talarico has some queer televangelist fundraiser telethon, with drag queen slutty nuns and other various depraved acts, and is about to fall short of his goal until an anonymous donor from China makes a huge donation..

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 16, 2026 04:02 PM (5HGTQ)

99 ..you know, shouted at them, held up signs, that kind of thing.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2026 03:59 PM (2WIwB)

Yes. That kind of thing.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 04:02 PM (b4tyc)

100 didn't read the whole article about her

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 16, 2026 04:03 PM (CWTWj)

101 Lena Dunham Welcomes First Baby with Husband Luis Felber

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 16, 2026 03:56 PM (CWTWj)

----------------

She can always subsequently murder that child and any others later born -- expecting to be fully acquitted by a "jury of her peers" -- in Massachusetts and any other Death Cult State ... so she's got that going for her.

Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 04:03 PM (LCdVS)

102 Someday Lena Dunham’s child will write an interesting book, if they live long enough to learn how to write, that is.Too harsh?

Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2026 04:03 PM (Gqar8)

103 88 86 Lena Dunham Welcomes First Baby with Husband Luis Felber
Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 16, 2026 03:56 PM (CWTWj)

Fetuses are probably less filling for the libs.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at September 16, 2026 04:04 PM (Sco7b)

104
She can always subsequently murder that child and any others later born -- expecting to be fully acquitted by a "jury of her peers" -- in Massachusetts and any other Death Cult State ... so she's got that going for her.
Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 04:03 PM (LCdVS

With her as a mother the kid will probably commit suicide

Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2026 04:04 PM (+gK6I)

105 Bottom of the 9th. Giants 4-Cards 2. Cards have bases loaded with 1 out. That is all.

Posted by: olddog in mo at September 16, 2026 04:04 PM (SkjRZ)

106 102 Someday Lena Dunham’s child will write an interesting book, if they live long enough to learn how to write, that is.Too harsh?
Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2026 04:03 PM (Gqar

No.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at September 16, 2026 04:04 PM (Sco7b)

107 Lena Dunham Welcomes First Baby with Husband Luis Felber

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 16, 2026 03:56 PM (CWTWj)

----------------

She can always subsequently murder that child and any others later born -- expecting to be fully acquitted by a "jury of her peers" -- in Massachusetts and any other Death Cult State ... so she's got that going for her.

Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 04:03 PM (LCdVS)

Thoughts on baby name?

Pebbles?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 04:04 PM (dK+Kv)

108 BlueChew > ActBlue

Posted by: Erect And Loving It! at September 16, 2026 04:04 PM (Z8Kuq)

109 Talarico has some queer televangelist fundraiser telethon, with drag queen slutty nuns and other various depraved acts, and is about to fall short of his goal until an anonymous donor from China makes a huge donation..
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 16, 2026 04:02 PM (5HGTQ)

There's something really wrong with Talarico. Look at his eyes. They're dead, black pits. There's no soul there. Call me crazy, but I'm convinced he's a demon.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 16, 2026 04:05 PM (ZgwKJ)

110 I thought she'd got herself spayed.

yes

it was via surrogate

all the kool kids r doing it

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 16, 2026 03:59 PM (j+aD2)

***

Now all the kool kids are Goin' Clancy. Even odds the kid doesn't make it 3 years old.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2026 04:05 PM (2WIwB)

111
Well, I guess Trump shouldn't have punished the country that unleashed covid, then, if it creates temporary issues at home.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:56 PM (NrFex)

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Doesn't seem to be too temporary. And didn't the Federal government finance Covid research?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 16, 2026 04:05 PM (DbmIv)

112 One of these days something will happen and y'all will feel very silly.

Posted by: runner at September 16, 2026 04:06 PM (AKptf)

113 Sperm do you take this egg to be your lawfully wedded zygote in this legally permitted womb?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 04:06 PM (vOxCS)

114 109 Talarico has some queer televangelist fundraiser telethon, with drag queen slutty nuns and other various depraved acts, and is about to fall short of his goal until an anonymous donor from China makes a huge donation..
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 16, 2026 04:02 PM (5HGTQ)

There's something really wrong with Talarico. Look at his eyes. They're dead, black pits. There's no soul there. Call me crazy, but I'm convinced he's a demon.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 16, 2026 04:05 PM (ZgwKJ)

Yeah.A shoo-in to win in Texas. Maybe Austin.

Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2026 04:06 PM (Gqar8)

115 Probably not. For every million that goes.to.a.dem, you can bet $50k in cash is being slipped to GOPers to keep their mouths shut.
Posted by: Diogenes

Suckers. They don't realize we'd do it for $10K!

Posted by: GOPe at September 16, 2026 04:06 PM (5HGTQ)

116 At this point, campaign finance laws are a complete and total joke since only one side pretends to follow them while the Democrats shit all over the laws because they have very clear and determined focus on the prize:

Obtain and keep power forever

And once they win, civilization ends. And yet we have FPS video game consciousness that pretends that no matter if we get killed, we can always restart the game.

Moral of the story: Cheat like hell. Out-fraud the fraudsters. Send shit-tons of fed money to every hard core GOTV republican and bribe every homeless, hospice patient and ballot farms as possible. bring out the dead and have them vote a thousand times. Use fucking AI to create a billion ballots.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 16, 2026 04:06 PM (9Hs2w)

117 "no penises were startled into flaccidity during the creation of this child"

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 04:07 PM (b4tyc)

118 Ever read about what Lena did to her little sister?

Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2026 04:07 PM (Gqar8)

119 111
Well, I guess Trump shouldn't have punished the country that unleashed covid, then, if it creates temporary issues at home.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:56 PM (NrFex)

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Doesn't seem to be too temporary. And didn't the Federal government finance Covid research?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 16, 2026 04:05 PM (DbmIv)

=======

Yes, these gas prices will be here forever.

Just like the gas price increases from the Ukraine war in 2022 went on forever.

And yeah, one of Fauci's chief helpers is under federal indictment for this stuff.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 04:07 PM (NrFex)

120 Cards tied it. First and third. 2 outs.

Posted by: olddog in mo at September 16, 2026 04:07 PM (SkjRZ)

121
LOL I set em up you knock em down
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 03:52 PM (b4tyc)



Teamwork makes the dreamwork.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 04:07 PM (ccf/V)

122 Of course they did. Doesn't anyone remember the Obama campaign removing all controls for online donations so Mickey Mouse and Doodad Pro could participate in the political process from Bangladesh or wherever.

Posted by: Dishonest thieving bastards gonna thieve at September 16, 2026 04:08 PM (TbWk/)

123

So much crazy shit going on.

It's a wonder anyone is still sane.

Posted by: four seasons at September 16, 2026 04:08 PM (/QHx4)

124 108 BlueChew > Blue balls > ActBlue
Posted by: Erect And Loving It!

My recommended addition.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 16, 2026 04:08 PM (5HGTQ)

125 ***

Now all the kool kids are Goin' Clancy. Even odds the kid doesn't make it 3 years old.

Posted by: Diogenes
--

Crib death. It's going around.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 04:08 PM (vOxCS)

126 I'm having visions of a low-budget 80s teen comedy where they have to leverage their wacky skills to raise enough money to save their club or homes. I bet Beto and Talarico have seen their way around more than one One-Eyed-Willy.

---------------

"Talarico Parasite" has a nice ring to it.

/Is it too late for him to change his first name to "Pedro?"

Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 04:08 PM (LCdVS)

127
There's something really wrong with Talarico. Look at his eyes. They're dead, black pits. There's no soul there. Call me crazy, but I'm convinced he's a demon.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 16, 2026 04:05 PM (ZgwKJ)



He is a heretic. He is from Hell.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 04:08 PM (ccf/V)

128 Something will happen but it will be nothing.

Posted by: Jerry Carroll at September 16, 2026 04:09 PM (RRQTN)

129 127
There's something really wrong with Talarico. Look at his eyes. They're dead, black pits. There's no soul there. Call me crazy, but I'm convinced he's a demon.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 16, 2026 04:05 PM (ZgwKJ)


He is a heretic. He is from Hell.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 04:08 PM (ccf/V)

Temu Damien.

Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2026 04:09 PM (Gqar8)

130 Thoughts on baby name?

Pebbles?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 04:04 PM (dK+Kv)

Pronouns McGee Dunham

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 04:09 PM (b4tyc)

131 "no penises were startled into flaccidity during the creation of this child"

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 04:07 PM (b4tyc)

LD to Husband: Do you want kids?

Husband: Yes, with any random chick but you.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 04:09 PM (dK+Kv)

132 Ever read about what Lena did to her little sister?

Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2026 04:07 PM



Child molestation is OK when THEY do it, bigot.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 04:09 PM (ccf/V)

133 I bet Beto and Talarico have seen their way around more than one One-Eyed-Willy.

TBH Beto doesn't strike me as closeted gay, he was the kind of guy that was bang his buddy's Karen of a wife while the two of them were seeing a marriage counselor over a "dead bedroom"

Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2026 04:10 PM (sKqQm)

134 "Lena Dunham Welcomes First Baby"

It's a terr'ble thang, done did to him.

Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at September 16, 2026 04:10 PM (MWfyi)

135 Something will happen but it will be nothing.

Posted by: Jerry Carroll at September 16, 2026 04:09 PM (RRQTN)



When you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Government chooses not to decide every f*cking day.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 04:10 PM (ccf/V)

136 So much crazy shit going on.

It's a wonder anyone is still sane.

Posted by: four seasons
----

It's a mystery. There are some really crazy women out there
who are equally crazy about their babies. (in a good way)

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 04:10 PM (vOxCS)

137 So much crazy shit going on.

It's a wonder anyone is still sane.

Posted by: four seasons at September 16, 2026 04:08 PM (/QHx4)

Objection: assumes facts not in evidence

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 04:11 PM (b4tyc)

138 Zero Hedge points out,

In 2024, the Powell Fed cut 50bps 2 months before the presidential election with core CPI at 3.3%

In 2026, the Warsh Fed hikes 25bps 2 months before the midterms with core CPI at 2.4%

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 16, 2026 04:11 PM (YLfAR)

139 When you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Government chooses not to decide every f*cking day.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 04:10 PM (ccf/V)

They choose both phantom fears and kindness that can kill.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 04:11 PM (dK+Kv)

140 Ever read about what Lena did to her little sister?

Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2026 04:07 PM


Child molestation is OK when THEY do it, bigot.


Reading lefty forums is wild nowadays. They'll have one thread ranting about pedo-billionaires molesting kids that should get the wood chipper, then some other thread of a teacher getting fired for gay-grooming a student and argue that this is pure homophobia.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2026 04:11 PM (sKqQm)

141 There's something really wrong with Talarico. Look at his eyes. They're dead, black pits. There's no soul there. Call me crazy, but I'm convinced he's a demon.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 16, 2026 04:05 PM (ZgwKJ)
----
He's hardly the only one.

Lots of demons walk among us wearing human meatsuits.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2026 04:12 PM (FZ29D)

142 Going into extra innings. Tied 4-4

Posted by: olddog in mo at September 16, 2026 04:12 PM (SkjRZ)

143
In 2026, the Warsh Fed hikes 25bps 2 months before the midterms with core CPI at 2.4%
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 16, 2026 04:11 PM (YLfAR)

Yeah, this wasn't helpful

Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2026 04:12 PM (+gK6I)

144 140
Reading lefty forums is wild nowadays. They'll have one thread ranting about pedo-billionaires molesting kids that should get the wood chipper, then some other thread of a teacher getting fired for gay-grooming a student and argue that this is pure homophobia.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2026 04:11 PM (sKqQm)

======

"The Epstein class is attacking Iran to hide their pedophilia."
-Iranian PR agent who married an 11 year old girl at the age of 35

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 04:12 PM (NrFex)

145 I'm sure you're shocked.

Talarico's lesbian pastrix tells undercover reporter he'll "change his tune back" to max wokeness if he wins

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 16, 2026 04:12 PM (ndZc7)

146 Remember when Team Trump took over, and we were going to have justice at last?

Yeah, good times.

Posted by: Smallish Bees at September 16, 2026 04:12 PM (8Q86n)

147 Lena Dunham Welcomes First Baby with Husband Luis Felber

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 16, 2026 03:56 PM (CWTWj)



That's not very leftist of her. She was supposed to abort that thing MONTHS ago.


Or is she declaring solidarity with Clancy and will murder it later?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 04:12 PM (ccf/V)

148

I see pictures of morbidly obese women who have babies and I wonder where they find men with *icks long enough to find the hole.

Posted by: four seasons at September 16, 2026 04:13 PM (/QHx4)

149 Lena Dunham Welcomes First Baby with Husband Luis Felber
Posted by: gnats local 678

Considering her size, I wonder if this was one of those surprise births the mother doesn't see/feel coming. When you swallow rotisserie chickens whole, you get regular indigestion...

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 16, 2026 04:13 PM (5HGTQ)

150
Do fraudsters like ActBlue ever stand back in wonder at legitimate fundraisers who get the same amount of money or more? Like, how do those hard-working, honest conservatives do it? They're not even tapping Chicoms or stealing directly out of old peoples' bank accounts.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2026 04:13 PM (XJ22o)

151 Oh and the left's response to Biden groping kids on CSPAN was...that didn't happen and you can't make me watch the actual video

and their response to Ashley's diary was obviously its a fake and good thing for New York to arrest the woman that publicized it because obviously she stole it.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2026 04:13 PM (sKqQm)

152 There's something really wrong with Talarico. Look at his eyes. They're dead, black pits. There's no soul there. Call me crazy, but I'm convinced he's a demon.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 16, 2026 04:05 PM (ZgwKJ)

They prolly roll back in his head like a Great White's when he sucks a dick.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 16, 2026 04:13 PM (ca8Qt)

153 Considering her size, I wonder if this was one of those surprise births the mother doesn't see/feel coming. When you swallow rotisserie chickens whole, you get regular indigestion...
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 16, 2026 04:13 PM (5HGTQ)

Surrogate

Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2026 04:13 PM (+gK6I)

154 it's over 135 comment so I'll bring back the water topic from the art thread.
I recently found out that the Salton Sea wasn't always there. California brought it into existence in 1905 when they drained the Colorado River for it. A bunch of fools made this unnatural reservoir into a resort and now, of course, it is drying up, because Saudis need the river for alfalfa.
Can't piss off them princes.
The second-wind of this place may be because there is an underground briny reservoir. This brine has lithium. So the Salton area may be able to outdo the Sauds at their own game: sell a resource for $$$ and build an artificial pleasure palace.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 16, 2026 04:14 PM (88C+u)

155 The Houthis flew a drone at Mecca the other day.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Doing the jobs Americans won't do.

Posted by: Auspex at September 16, 2026 04:14 PM (Y8DZL)

156 Talarico's lesbian pastrix tells undercover reporter he'll "change his tune back" to max wokeness if he wins

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 16, 2026 04:12 PM (ndZc7)

That message leaked to G any wavering progs OTV

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 04:14 PM (b4tyc)

157 Sh*t. Giants homer. 6-4 Top of the tenth.

Posted by: olddog in mo at September 16, 2026 04:14 PM (SkjRZ)

158 There's something really wrong with Talarico. Look at his eyes. They're dead, black pits. There's no soul there. Call me crazy, but I'm convinced he's a demon.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 16, 2026 04:05 PM (ZgwKJ)

They prolly roll back in his head like a Great White's when he sucks a dick.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 16, 2026 04:13 PM (ca8Qt)

COTW

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 04:14 PM (dK+Kv)

159 In other words... not a leak.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 04:14 PM (b4tyc)

160 Will there at least be rolled up sleeves?

Posted by: Who says the Nothing Will Happen guy is a guy? at September 16, 2026 04:15 PM (LRZev)

161 Six Gender Jimmy did a commercial with his Baptist preacher grandfather.

Calls him 'papaw' like he's just your typical Texan, raised in a standard Texas home, by his single mom.

Papaw comes across as a raging asshole.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 04:15 PM (ccf/V)

162 ----
He's hardly the only one.

Lots of demons walk among us wearing human meatsuits.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
----

New model prototype?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 04:15 PM (vOxCS)

163 Remember the point of the Democrats isn't really traditional politics.

It is to get paid by looting the taxpayers.

Everything they do is based on that

Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2026 04:15 PM (sKqQm)

164
They prolly roll back in his head like a Great White's when he sucks a dick.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 16, 2026 04:13 PM (ca8Qt)



Detachable jawbone like a snake.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 04:16 PM (ccf/V)

165 Or is she declaring solidarity with Clancy and will murder it later?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 04:12 PM (ccf/V)


I guess one benefit of letting the kid grow for a few years is getting to see the look of shock and incomprehension on its little face when you strangle it with exercise bands.

I'm sure those horrid evil hags on the Clancy jury would concur.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2026 04:16 PM (guGkK)

166 Surrogate
Posted by: It's me donna

Makes sense. As a young woman in Hollywood, doesn't want a pregnancy to ruin her figure lol

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 16, 2026 04:16 PM (5HGTQ)

167 Why would Other Muslims fire off a drone to Mecca?

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2026 04:16 PM (Ia/+0)

168 "Republicans should be like Democrats and just assert power no matter the consequences in order to secure long term wins. Just look at how Democrats opened the borders to permanently change America no matter the electoral consequences. Why can't Republicans be like that?"

"Republicans shouldn't do anything with an eye towards the long term in case gas goes up. They might lose the midterms."

Same people.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 04:16 PM (NrFex)

169
Turns out "Rosemary's Baby" was a training film.

Posted by: Auspex at September 16, 2026 04:17 PM (Y8DZL)

170 I guess one benefit of letting the kid grow for a few years is getting to see the look of shock and incomprehension on its little face when you strangle it with exercise bands.

I'm sure those horrid evil hags on the Clancy jury would concur.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2026 04:16 PM (guGkK)


This makes me so sick..

Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2026 04:17 PM (+gK6I)

171
I thought she'd got herself spayed.

yes

it was via surrogate

all the kool kids r doing it
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 16, 2026 03:59 PM (j+aD2)



AWFLs do the surrogate thing for two reasons, as I see it.

They don't want the post-partum weight gain, and they don't want their ham-flaps loose enough to fly a C-130 through. But mostly because they don't want their ham-flaps loose enough to fly a C-130 through.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 16, 2026 04:17 PM (y9nCu)

172 Now all the kool kids are Goin' Clancy. Even odds the kid doesn't make it 3 years old.

Posted by: Diogenes
--

Crib death. It's going around.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 04:08 PM (vOxCS)

----------------

Old & Busted: SIDS (Sudden Infant Death Syndrome).
New Hotness: SIDS (Squealing Infants Deserving Suffocation).

Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 04:17 PM (LCdVS)

173 I'm sure Cocaine Mitch will do a press conference about this.

Posted by: Any minute now at September 16, 2026 04:17 PM (LRZev)

174 Sex with a biggun is all fun and games until she falls over while on top and neither one of you can move.

Posted by: Obligatory at September 16, 2026 04:17 PM (sKqQm)

175 167 Why would Other Muslims fire off a drone to Mecca?

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2026 04:16 PM (Ia/+0)

======

Because the average Houthi commander probably has an IQ of roughly 82?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 04:17 PM (NrFex)

176
it is drying up, because Saudis need the river for alfalfa.

Posted by: 88C+u

==============

I've followed the demise of Salton Sea for a long time, and I don't know about this (new?) Saudi interest. Details? I can't imagine Saudis or anyone wanting to drive out to that desert pit, which is why its demise started anyway.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2026 04:17 PM (XJ22o)

177 When you combine the evil inclinations of every human heart with the always present urgings of evil spiritual forces you get the answer to why the world at large is the way it is. Moral and God honoring people are never a majority.

Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2026 04:19 PM (Gqar8)

178 43 >>They have less money than the GOP this year.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 03:44 PM

Only because USAID was cut.
Posted by: huerfano at September 16, 2026 03:45 PM (2Xqig)


What all is suddenly less funded with USAID cut?

* riot season
* rap show tickets
* Democrat National Committee

Posted by: SciVo at September 16, 2026 04:19 PM (ke3zm)

179 This makes me so sick..
Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2026 04:17 PM (+gK6I)


I just cannot put it out of my mind. And three of them.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2026 04:19 PM (guGkK)

180
Why would Other Muslims fire off a drone to Mecca?
Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2026 04:16 PM (Ia/+0)




They were aiming for Tokyo.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 16, 2026 04:19 PM (y9nCu)

181
ham-flaps loose enough to fly a C-130 through.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur

==============

So, every woman who's ever given birth.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2026 04:20 PM (XJ22o)

182 Why would Other Muslims fire off a drone to Mecca?
Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2026 04:16 PM (Ia/+0)


I wish it had hit

Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2026 04:20 PM (+gK6I)

183 Sex with a biggun is all fun and games until she falls over while on top and neither one of you can move.

Posted by: Obligatory at September 16, 2026 04:17 PM (sKqQm)

Ah yes. Reverse cow.

Don't you mean cowgirl?

I said what I said.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 04:20 PM (b4tyc)

184 See Day-Old Quick Hits (below)
—Disinformation Expert Ace

"Better act quick. Chinese billionaires are basically filling up America with their clones."

Truth

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 16, 2026 04:20 PM (NFX2v)

185 I'm gonna be really pissed when Lena does the fashionable thing with that kid.

Posted by: fd at September 16, 2026 04:20 PM (MWfyi)

186 180
Why would Other Muslims fire off a drone to Mecca?
Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2026 04:16 PM (Ia/+0)




They were aiming for Tokyo.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 16, 2026 04:19 PM (y9nCu)

Shias HATE Sunnis. Forget any religious stuff.

Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2026 04:20 PM (Gqar8)

187 Ah yes. Reverse cow.

Don't you mean cowgirl?

I said what I said.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 04:20 PM (b4tyc)

Cow tipping.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 04:20 PM (dK+Kv)

188 AWFLs do the surrogate thing for two reasons, as I see it.

They don't want the post-partum weight gain, and they don't want their ham-flaps loose enough to fly a C-130 through. But mostly because they don't want their ham-flaps loose enough to fly a C-130 through.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

Well, Dunham is 40. I assume at that age, there is a higher risk of complications as well. Assuming the eggs were frozen earlier, that might lower some of the OTHER risk involved.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 16, 2026 04:20 PM (5HGTQ)

189 Or is she declaring solidarity with Clancy and will murder it later?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Roll over and crush it like an Elephant seal.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2026 04:20 PM (/a1Sq)

190 There have been battles in Mecca before.

As usual Muslims have no problem killing other Muslims there holy city or no.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2026 04:21 PM (sKqQm)

191 Morticia: the Saudi interest isn't in the Salton, it is in the Colorado watershed. tinyurl.com/dx29krvm
Salton has lithium, which the Saudis likely do NOT like, because lithium is used in batteries.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 16, 2026 04:21 PM (88C+u)

192 Shias HATE Sunnis. Forget any religious stuff.

Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2026 04:20 PM (Gqar

Tribe before religion, unless there's an other (infidel) to rally against. Same as it ever was.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 04:21 PM (dK+Kv)

193 Cow tipping.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 04:20 PM (dK+Kv)

Ah you've ended my day on a high note

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 04:21 PM (b4tyc)

194
So, every woman who's ever given birth.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 16, 2026 04:20 PM (XJ22o)




Hey, I DIDN'T SAY THAT. *cowers in terror*

Besides, since she works in Hollywood, I figure she had a pretty substantial head start, IYKWIM.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 16, 2026 04:22 PM (y9nCu)

195 190 There have been battles in Mecca before.

As usual Muslims have no problem killing other Muslims there holy city or no.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2026 04:21 PM (sKqQm)

=======

If there's one thing the Houthis can do to get Saudi Arabia to finally get serious about them as a threat, it's hitting Mecca.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 04:22 PM (NrFex)

196 Whenever I see Talarico, I picture him playing 'Peter Pan' surrounded by little boys and having the time of his life.

Search your heart, dude.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at September 16, 2026 04:22 PM (Sco7b)

197 An FBI director with a spine would seize all of Act Blue's accounts under civil asset forfeiture.

Posted by: JSchuler at September 16, 2026 04:22 PM (l6eKM)

198 Well, Dunham is 40. I assume at that age, there is a higher risk of complications as well. Assuming the eggs were frozen earlier, that might lower some of the OTHER risk involved.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 16, 2026 04:20 PM (5HGTQ)

Had an earlier double hysterectomy. Surrogacy or adoption was the only option.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 04:22 PM (dK+Kv)

199 You never see statistics on attacks on mosques. There's a reason you don't see those statistics. And it ain't white supremacy.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 04:22 PM (b4tyc)

200 Talarico and Nick Fuentes are the same guy with a different haircut.

Posted by: Orson at September 16, 2026 04:23 PM (dIske)

201 197 An FBI director with a spine would seize all of Act Blue's accounts under civil asset forfeiture.

Posted by: JSchuler at September 16, 2026 04:22 PM (l6eKM)

======

Only freezing the assets of the SPLC makes him a deep state asset out to undermine Trump.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 04:23 PM (NrFex)

202 Why would Other Muslims fire off a drone to Mecca?

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2026 04:16 PM (Ia/+0)

------------------

Deep State PsyOp?

/Likely launched to target a military base near Taif -- as happened in 2017 -- and Saudis contriving a narrative.

Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 04:24 PM (LCdVS)

203 Had an earlier double hysterectomy.

I'm just amazed that she had two uteruses.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2026 04:24 PM (guGkK)

204 This makes me so sick..
Posted by: It's me donna

Thank you. There are enough depraved things to joke about without using 3 dead babies as a punch line.

Posted by: old chick at September 16, 2026 04:24 PM (F3Dlr)

205 173 I'm sure Cocaine Mitch will do a press conference about this.
Posted by: Any minute now

Silent Cocaine Mitch with a knowing smile is the new hot.

Posted by: Auspex at September 16, 2026 04:25 PM (Y8DZL)

206 Had an earlier double hysterectomy.

I'm just amazed that she had two uteruses.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 16, 2026 04:24 PM (guGkK)

She has REALLY big molecules.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 04:25 PM (dK+Kv)

207 201 197 An FBI director with a spine would seize all of Act Blue's accounts under civil asset forfeiture.

Posted by: JSchuler at September 16, 2026 04:22 PM (l6eKM)

======

Only freezing the assets of the SPLC makes him a deep state asset out to undermine Trump.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 04:23 PM (NrFex)

Just an election away from bringing back the Good Old Days!

Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2026 04:25 PM (Gqar8)

208
As usual Muslims have no problem killing other Muslims there holy city or no.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 16, 2026 04:21 PM (sKqQm)




Virtually every war the US has been involved in since Vietnam has been us trying to defend one flavor of bloodthirsty mohammedan from another flavor of bloodthirsty mohammedan.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 16, 2026 04:25 PM (y9nCu)

209 If there's one thing the Houthis can do to get Saudi Arabia to finally get serious about them as a threat, it's hitting Mecca.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 04:22 PM (NrFex)
----
It would be darkly humorous if the Houthis succeed at doing the ONE THING that no one else in the world seems to have the stones to do--taking out the Kaaba.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 16, 2026 04:26 PM (FZ29D)

210 Looking at the FEC filings of dem candidates at least 80% of the donations say Act Blue.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2026 04:26 PM (+fpfy)

211 Talarico and Nick Fuentes are the same guy with a different haircut.

Posted by: Orson at September 16, 2026 04:23 PM (dIske)

----------------

How then are both "catchers."

/Long Democrat Double Dildos ...

Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 04:27 PM (LCdVS)

212 Looking at the FEC filings of dem candidates at least 80% of the donations say Act Blue.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 16, 2026 04:26 PM (+fpfy)



There's a reason Owebama and every Dem since has had a BILLION DOLLARS to spend to get elected.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 04:27 PM (ccf/V)

213 199 You never see statistics on attacks on mosques. There's a reason you don't see those statistics. And it ain't white supremacy.
Posted by: ... at September 16

Yeah, you attack the arsenal first, I'll write it up when you're done.

Posted by: Auspex at September 16, 2026 04:27 PM (Y8DZL)

214 174 Sex with a biggun is all fun and games until she falls over while on top and neither one of you can move.
Posted by: Obligatory

Need to be slippery as an eel to get out of that jam. Or a squid...

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 16, 2026 04:27 PM (5HGTQ)

215 😭 Oh, that doesn't bode well.

Lena and Luis already look like a pair of unmade beds.

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 16, 2026 04:29 PM (NFX2v)

216 Sex with a biggun is all fun and games until she falls over while on top and neither one of you can move.
Posted by: Obligatory

Need to be slippery as an eel to get out of that jam. Or a squid...

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 16, 2026 04:27 PM (5HGTQ)

Always pre-position an emergency escape pizza across the room.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 04:30 PM (dK+Kv)

217 200 Talarico and Nick Fuentes are the same guy with a different haircut.
Posted by: Orson at September 16, 2026 04:23 PM (dIske)
-----
Well the certainly have the same penchant for dick.

Posted by: ballistic at September 16, 2026 04:30 PM (oqH4h)

218 It's easy to be a traitor when their are no repercussions.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 16, 2026 04:30 PM (5C90x)

219 176: the Salton Sea being out in the desert does it no favors.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 16, 2026 04:30 PM (XUHiS)

220 169
Turns out "Rosemary's Baby" was a training film.
Posted by: Auspex

Rosemary came to love little Satan.

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 16, 2026 04:30 PM (NFX2v)

221 That poor kid has no chance.........


https://shorturl.fm/keds9

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 04:31 PM (ccf/V)

222 Sup gang? How we doing?

Posted by: thathalfrican at September 16, 2026 04:31 PM (YytD3)

223 Thune the thrall...Hrumpf

Posted by: moot at September 16, 2026 04:32 PM (ehY6c)

224 Why would Other Muslims fire off a drone to Mecca?
Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2026 04:16 PM (Ia/+0)


Some dissident group of muzzies took over the Grand Mosque in Mecca in 1979(?) I think.

Mecca is only their most holy city when infidels try to infiltrate it (e.g., Richard Burton and a couple of others).

Posted by: Bulg at September 16, 2026 04:32 PM (77rzZ)

225
New one

Posted by: four seasons at September 16, 2026 04:32 PM (/QHx4)

226 Nood

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2026 04:32 PM (/a1Sq)

227 muslims will shoot weapons off into the never because if it's allah's will it will hit the target

they didn't launch at mecca. they launched and it meandered off in that direction

hell they haven't won a battle anywhere since swords

Posted by: what the cat drug in at September 16, 2026 04:32 PM (jrgJz)

228
When you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Government chooses not to decide every f*cking day.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 04:10 PM (ccf/V)

As do we!

Posted by: Voters at September 16, 2026 04:33 PM (XUHiS)

229 Had an earlier double hysterectomy. Surrogacy or adoption was the only option.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 04:22 PM (dK+Kv)


I was today years old when I learned that they can just leave one ovary and take everything else.

And I wish I didn't know that much about such a contemptible dogshit person.

Posted by: SciVo at September 16, 2026 04:33 PM (ke3zm)

230 AWFLs do the surrogate thing for two reasons, as I see it.

They don't want the post-partum weight gain, and they don't want their ham-flaps loose enough to fly a C-130 through. But mostly because they don't want their ham-flaps loose enough to fly a C-130 through.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 16, 2026 04:17 PM (y9nCu)
-------

I think it's less the flappy ham wallet than it is that they refuse to take responsibility or accountability for literally anything, so they hire out a uterus so they can keep partying while some poor woman gestates their spawn for them. Surrogacy should be banned Federally. That we ever allowed this wild moral hazard and atrocity to start with is bad enough. Ban it yesterday.

Posted by: ballistic at September 16, 2026 04:34 PM (oqH4h)

231 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 04:34 PM (ccf/V)

232 mecca is controlled by the sunni sect of the cult. The houthis are from the shia sect of the cult.

They no like each other.

Posted by: Will Robinson. at September 16, 2026 04:34 PM (rje/a)

233 She has REALLY big molecules.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder

The molecules in cow's milk and Sydney Sweeney's breasts are also very big.

Posted by: Bulg at September 16, 2026 04:34 PM (77rzZ)

234 I will crawl over broken glass to vote for Paxton.

Those who do not are acquiescing to evil.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 16, 2026 04:35 PM (XUHiS)

235 hey thathalfrican, I just got rejected for a position at Oracle lol. I didn't know when I applied that the company was set to lay off so many thousands of employees they were going to lay off employees they hadn't even hired yet.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 16, 2026 04:35 PM (88C+u)

236 Celebrities Black, White, Chinese, gay, Latino, and on and on are using surrogates.

For one -
Physician's Surrogacy: 70+ Celebrities who Used Surrogacy to Have a Child (Updated 2026)

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 16, 2026 04:39 PM (NFX2v)

237 "a litany of high-profile Dems"

'A litany is a form of religious prayer that uses a repetitive call-and-response format, or a long, tedious list of complaints, problems, or events'

Posted by: gp at September 16, 2026 04:40 PM (Jr5Lq)

238 The House of Representatives canceled votes planned for Thursday, opting to kick off the final campaign sprint to the midterm elections after working just seven days since returning from summer break Aug. 31.
_NYPost

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 04:41 PM (vOxCS)

239 At AP: "NASA spacecraft discovers a huge new crater on the moon"

Looks like a big paintball hit it.

Posted by: gp at September 16, 2026 04:41 PM (Jr5Lq)

240 230 AWFLs do the surrogate thing for two reasons, as I see it.

If, when something is "wrong" with the child, they don't want to believe it's their responsibility, possibly their genes, their poor parenting, whatever.

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 16, 2026 04:43 PM (NFX2v)

241 234 I will crawl over broken glass to vote for Paxton.

Those who do not are acquiescing to evil.

Posted by: Cow Demon
---

Ever think that there are trolls here that are functioning subversives?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 16, 2026 04:44 PM (vOxCS)

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