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Fake News "NHL Reporter" Blasts Sydney Sweeney for Using Her Body to Sell Merch... But Of Course Previously Posted a Booby Bikini Photo to Sell "Hot Girls for Hockey" Merch

That's only the first part of this embarrassing hypocrisy.

The second part is this "reporter" doubling down and insisting that because she showed her boobies to sell merch to women, that's totes different than Sydney Sweeny using boobies to sell a gambling service to men.


Emma Lingan
@emma_lingan

Sep 15

Nobody cares that Sydney Sweeney got naked. The issue is the implication that women's only value in sports is to be decoration for male consumption.

Also, body shaming a hypothetical woman while pretending to defend women's choices is a pretty spectacular way to miss the point.


Colin Dunlap
@colin_dunlap

Sep 15

It is genuinely exhausting how Sydney Sweeney is criticized for a photo yet if a woman 60 pounds overweight with hair 11 different colors took the same photo, the same women criticizing Sweeney would be tweeting, "YASSSSSS QUEEN!!!!!!!" x.com/emma_lingan/st...


Emma Lingan
@emma_lingan

Sep 15

Pointing out that a sports betting company is leaning on the same tired "hot woman = male attention" formula is not telling Sweeney what to do with her body.

You can support a woman's bodily autonomy and criticize how a corporation markets that body at the same time.

Now someone steps in to post her own boobie sex-for-clicks photo:

hotgirlforhockey.jpg



Sander van Dam
@Sandervandam2

You mean like this?

She tells this Racist that it's okay for a woman to exploit herself because it's empowering but not if she's exploiting herself to appeal to the (spit) Male Gaze.

Emma Lingan
@emma_lingan

That post is me, a woman, advertising women's apparel to other women -- apparel literally marketed around women being hockey fans. My body isn't being used as a decorative prop to sell an unrelated product to men.


Sander van Dam
@Sandervandam2

Stop making a fool of yourself. She's half-naked and wearing a 'Hot girls like Hockey' cap to draw attention to the brand.


Emma Lingan
@emma_lingan

21h

The fact that I've posted a bikini photo doesn't mean I forfeited the right to criticize how women are sexualized in sports marketing. If anything, dragging up a two-year-old photo of my body instead of addressing the argument is proving the point all over again.

Proving I'm a liar and a hypocrite is just proving her point that women are sexualized in sports marketing. Including of course her own sexualization of herself in sports marketing.

Do you "get it" now, Racists?

Do better, anti-woman racists. #DoBetter.

This racist still needs insturction:


Derek Hunter
@derekahunter

No, this was you with a promo code that probably paid you 50 percent of sales that used it. It was a money grab, plain and simple. You were the "decorative prop" for your bank account. Spin it however you like, reality isn't dependent upon your comfort level with it.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:12 PM




Comments

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1 Nooded. Afternoon, ace.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 16, 2026 12:13 PM (NcvvS)

2 And SPONGE!!

Posted by: Nazdar at September 16, 2026 12:13 PM (NcvvS)

3 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 12:14 PM (ccf/V)

4 Top o' the nooner to ya, Ace!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 12:14 PM (ccf/V)

5 As long as Bud Lite makes stupid commercials that include pretty girls in skimpy bikinis, I think we'll be good.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 12:14 PM (NrFex)

6 There seems to be a convergence of ugly people with ugly souls on the Left. Funny, that.

Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2026 12:15 PM (Gqar8)

7 Proving I'm a liar and a hypocrite is just proving her point that women are sexualized in sports marketing. Including of course her own sexualization of herself in sports marketing.

=======

Remember like a week ago when some male tennis star took off his shirt after a match and some selection of women in the stands were taking pictures and doing the "woo girl" thing?

Were those women punished for their sexualization of a sports figure, or nah?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 12:15 PM (NrFex)

8 She made her point using geometric logic.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2026 12:15 PM (Cqx++)

9 It's being said that Sweeney simply responded by posting covers of the ESPN The Magazine's Body Issue.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 12:15 PM (ccf/V)

10 5 As long as Bud Lite makes stupid commercials that include pretty girls in skimpy bikinis, I think we'll be good.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 12:14 PM (NrFex)

You better make darn sure they know what a "girl" is. There is some bad precedent there.

Posted by: moki at September 16, 2026 12:15 PM (wLjpr)

11 SPONGE!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2026 12:15 PM (FAGAJ)

12 I'd kind of hoped this would be a thread with endless hot girls in ads, pitching their miscellaneous 'wares' in the "How it Started" section with a small footnote of those same hot girls bitching about Sweeny in the "How it's Going" section.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 16, 2026 12:15 PM (gLYp7)

13 I'm not inclined to my merch or go bet money because some woman in a bikini or half naked put out an advert.

It's not the selling point people think it is.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 16, 2026 12:16 PM (2Cry5)

14 Wait, a company figured out that sex sells? Well, I'll be!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 16, 2026 12:16 PM (2UnvF)

15 All right! A mostly naked hot girls war!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 16, 2026 12:16 PM (ndZc7)

16 It is to laugh.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 16, 2026 12:16 PM (W2Pud)

17 yay, time for an afternoon with ace and the horde.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 16, 2026 12:16 PM (CWTWj)

18 Do better, anti-woman racists. #DoBetter.

Must I? To be honest, I'm kind of enjoying playing the bad guy in this scenario.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2026 12:17 PM (Riz8t)

19 Scolds on the Left are also making an odd convergence with Scolds on the Right.

Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2026 12:17 PM (Gqar8)

20 Hypocrisy is their stock-in-trade. And sports 'journalists' have an even higher self-regard than their colleagues in other areas.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 16, 2026 12:17 PM (NcvvS)

21 9 It's being said that Sweeney simply responded by posting covers of the ESPN The Magazine's Body Issue.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 12:15 PM (ccf/V)

She did. The response was similar to this hockey groupie thing's: "How dare you show us that we are hypocrites!!!!"

Posted by: moki at September 16, 2026 12:17 PM (wLjpr)

22 She made her point using geometric logic.

She used melons in place of strawberries, but your point holds.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2026 12:17 PM (Riz8t)

23 21 9 It's being said that Sweeney simply responded by posting covers of the ESPN The Magazine's Body Issue.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 12:15 PM (ccf/V)

She did. The response was similar to this hockey groupie thing's: "How dare you show us that we are hypocrites!!!!"

Posted by: moki at September 16, 2026 12:17 PM (wLjpr)

=======

"It's different when I do it."

A tale as old as time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 12:17 PM (NrFex)

24 As long as Bud Lite makes stupid commercials that include pretty girls in skimpy bikinis, I think we'll be good.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 12:14 PM


Hello, sailor!

Posted by: Dylan Mulvaney at September 16, 2026 12:18 PM (FAGAJ)

25 Scolds on the Left are also making an odd convergence with Scolds on the Right.

The scolds you will have with you always.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2026 12:18 PM (Riz8t)

26 Emma Lingan is also probably only on the NHL Network for one reason: She Is Hot.

Or at least the people that hired her figures she would appeal to male eyes.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 16, 2026 12:18 PM (I5xda)

27 @emma_lingan

That post is me, a woman, advertising women's apparel to other women -- apparel literally marketed around women being hockey fans. My body isn't being used as a decorative prop to sell an unrelated product to men.





The only reason women wear bikinis is to appeal to men (or dykes).

The only reason women wear bra and panties to work out is to appeal to men.

The only reason women get breast, butt or cheek implants is to appeal to men.

The only reason women wear makeup is to appeal to men.


Yeah, I said it.

Women will TELL you it's because they want to 'feel better about themselves,' but when you boil it down, women wouldn't take the time to 'look good' if men didn't care........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 12:18 PM (ccf/V)

28 Rush Limbaugh frequently mentioned he was all in favor of the women's movement. Especially from behind.

Posted by: I miss Rush at September 16, 2026 12:18 PM (2Ez/1)

29 Female sports journalists are almost without exception humorless, man-hating scolds.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 16, 2026 12:18 PM (wtvvX)

30 Wait til they find out about the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 16, 2026 12:18 PM (2UnvF)

31 Wait, a company figured out that sex sells? Well, I'll be!

Posted by: Duke Lowell


Does anyone else know about this?

Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2026 12:19 PM (Riz8t)

32 She tells this Racist that it's okay for a woman to exploit herself because it's empowering but not if she's exploiting herself to appeal to the (spit) Male Gaze.

-
That's splitting a mighty fine hair.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 16, 2026 12:19 PM (ndZc7)

33 Do better, anti-woman racists. #DoBetter.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:12 PM

Could be that photo of Emma is a several years old and she doesn't look like that anymore and now nobody can look like that anymore. Sorry. #New rule.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 16, 2026 12:19 PM (6ydKt)

34 SPONGE!!!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2026 12:15 PM (FAGAJ)



*fistbump*


*in a non-fagaj way

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 12:19 PM (ccf/V)

35 And we appreciate it.

Posted by: The Patriarchy at September 16, 2026 12:19 PM (2Ez/1)

36 Afternoon, Ace. How you doin'?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2026 12:20 PM (FAGAJ)

37 Wait, a company figured out that sex sells? Well, I'll be!

Posted by: Duke Lowell

Wasn't it Jeff Foxworthy who said that if you made a wheelbarrow commercial in which you just showed the wheelbarrow, then a naked woman sighing once, you wouldn't be able to make enough wheelbarrows?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 16, 2026 12:20 PM (gLYp7)

38 13 I'm not inclined to my merch or go bet money because some woman in a bikini or half naked put out an advert.

It's not the selling point people think it is.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 16, 2026 12:16 PM (2Cry5)

But it is attention getting. Sheesh, Mr. Woolworth even insisted that at his five and dime stores that the prettiest girls were to be behind the counters. How long ago was that?

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 16, 2026 12:20 PM (I5xda)

39 Good afternoon Ace and everyone

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2026 12:20 PM (m0qAc)

40 Atlanta Fed is predicting 5.1% GDP for Q3.

Fingers crossed!

There was also some news story in a main stream outlet yesterday or so about how 2025 saw the biggest income growth for the lowest earners in America in decades.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 12:20 PM (NrFex)

41 Swedish bikini team hardest hit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 12:20 PM (ccf/V)

42 People would get along a lot better if they stopped making something out of nothing. They just try to get an argument started. Then sit back and laugh at the fools arguing.

Posted by: Case at September 16, 2026 12:20 PM (xJpuh)

43 *fistbump*


*in a non-fagaj way
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 12:19 PM


Yeah, but that hash worked perfectly for the Dylan Mulvaney sock.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2026 12:20 PM (FAGAJ)

44 I'm reminded of the Al Bundy quote. Don't try to understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 16, 2026 12:21 PM (2UnvF)

45 Sooner or later a guy gets tired of being bitched at because they are, a guy, really. Just for being.

Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2026 12:21 PM (Gqar8)

46 She tells this Racist that it's okay for a woman to exploit herself because it's empowering but not if she's exploiting herself to appeal to the (spit) Male Gaze.

Does that mean they we men have to obtain their written permission and an admission that our motives are pure before we look at pictures of women in bikinis?

Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2026 12:21 PM (Riz8t)

47 There was also some news story in a main stream outlet yesterday or so about how 2025 saw the biggest income growth for the lowest earners in America in decades.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 12:20 PM (NrFex)

Highest income, lowest poverty.

That darn Trump!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 16, 2026 12:21 PM (gLYp7)

48
Yeah, but that hash worked perfectly for the Dylan Mulvaney sock.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2026 12:20 PM (FAGAJ)



Valid.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 12:21 PM (ccf/V)

49 *in a non-fagaj way
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 12:19 PM


And what would you classify as fagaj? Besides messenger bags, that is? Carriers for handbag-sized dogs?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2026 12:22 PM (FAGAJ)

50 38 13 I'm not inclined to my merch or go bet money because some woman in a bikini or half naked put out an advert.

It's not the selling point people think it is.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 16, 2026 12:16 PM

It works for calendars.

Posted by: RIGID Tools at September 16, 2026 12:22 PM (2Ez/1)

51 I just got done reading "Everybody Loses" by Danny Funt, about the rise of online sports betting. It's a yuge industry now, a real eye-opener for me.

Posted by: gp at September 16, 2026 12:22 PM (Jr5Lq)

52 47 Highest income, lowest poverty.

That darn Trump!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 16, 2026 12:21 PM (gLYp7)

======

Yeah, but he didn't do deflation to undo the Biden inflation which was actually Trump's fault and Biden had no inflation.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 12:22 PM (NrFex)

53 Also, body shaming a hypothetical woman while pretending to defend women's choices is a pretty spectacular way to miss the point.

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Senator Blackburn: "Can you provide a definition for the term 'hypothetical woman'?"

.
.
.

Affirmative Action Jackson: "Not in this context -- I’m not a hypothetical biologist."

Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 12:22 PM (ZDnkQ)

54 Afternoon Ace.
Would have been nice to see the reaction of Ms Lingan if someone said "calm down"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 16, 2026 12:22 PM (OLZpF)

55 Sweeney must be sitting back and laughing he cute little butt off. How much more $$$ is all this attention bringing her way?

Posted by: Will Robinson. at September 16, 2026 12:22 PM (rje/a)

56 That is a very sus pose.

Is there something wrong about her face?

Is the camera angle hiding an oversize badonkadonk?

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 16, 2026 12:23 PM (1W4K+)

57 God made man.

God made woman.

God said man shall not lay with man as he lay with woman.

Because God knew man would appreciate woman for her beauty.

That pisses feminists off........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 12:23 PM (ccf/V)

58 57 God made man.

God made woman.

God said man shall not lay with man as he lay with woman.

Because God knew man would appreciate woman for her beauty.

That pisses feminists off........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 12:23 PM (ccf/V)

=======

Man creates dinosaurs, dinosaurs eat man...women inherit the earth.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 12:23 PM (NrFex)

59 The hypocrisy is hilarious.

Remember these athletes:

https://tinyurl.com/43pdxrtv

Posted by: redridinghood at September 16, 2026 12:23 PM (NpAcC)

60 It's even funnier how the hypocritical hockey reporter keeps trying to remind everyone that the boob-photo she posted is a photo of HER.

Dude: "You are a hypocrite. YOU posted a photo o a chick with her boobs hanging out to sell sports merch."

Chick: "Hey, that's a photo of ME, by the way. Me. And I'm selling sports merch to other chicks, so it's OK."

Dude: "You literally just said that using bodies to sell merch is bad, and yet you use a bikini pic to sell merch."

Chick: "My photo of MY hot body (did I mention that's a photo of me?) is empowering, but Sidney Sweeney'd ad is gross and icky. Because. (PS -- those or MY boobs. Look at them!!!!!""

Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2026 12:23 PM (Av6i5)

61
And what would you classify as fagaj? Besides messenger bags, that is? Carriers for handbag-sized dogs?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2026 12:22 PM (FAGAJ)



It's what Biden's nuke guy carried all his stolen clothing in when traveling.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 12:23 PM (ccf/V)

62 Speaking of fake news . . .

All the News That Fit To Print.

NYT Shocking A-HA: Israelis View Themselves As the Victims of the Massacre That Killed 1,200 of Them

https://tinyurl.com/387ddj49

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 16, 2026 12:23 PM (ndZc7)

63 Sydney is a hottie, what was like the 70s 80s had going?
Same thing.

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2026 12:24 PM (m0qAc)

64 Man creates dinosaurs, dinosaurs eat man...women inherit the earth.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 12:23 PM (NrFex)


ROOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAARRR!

- T-rex, but not that one

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 16, 2026 12:24 PM (gLYp7)

65 It is genuinely exhausting how Sydney Sweeney is criticized for a photo yet if a woman 60 pounds overweight with hair 11 different colors took the same photo, the same women criticizing Sweeney would be tweeting, "YASSSSSS QUEEN!!!!!!!"

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Especially if she murdered her three young children!

Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 12:24 PM (ZDnkQ)

66 There was also some news story in a main stream outlet yesterday or so about how 2025 saw the biggest income growth for the lowest earners in America in decades.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 12:20 PM (NrFex)

Highest income, lowest poverty.

That darn Trump!


Dems really need to learn to read graphs.

https://tinyurl.com/2fzy6eaa

Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2026 12:24 PM (Riz8t)

67 62 Speaking of fake news . . .

All the News That Fit To Print.

NYT Shocking A-HA: Israelis View Themselves As the Victims of the Massacre That Killed 1,200 of Them

https://tinyurl.com/387ddj49

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 16, 2026 12:23 PM (ndZc7)

=======

If you combine Steven Spielberg's movie Munich with October 7, you get the lesson that Israel should have killed all the fuckers in the 70s to avoid October 7.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 12:24 PM (NrFex)

68 Is the camera angle hiding an oversize badonkadonk?
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 16, 2026 12:23 PM


I don't understand those words in that order.

Posted by: Sir Mix-a-Lot at September 16, 2026 12:24 PM (FAGAJ)

69 Sydney Sweeney's show off her boobs. Whoopee! I don't care about It or the uproar about it , but I bet she's more photogenic in a bikini than the woke women wizards of AI, although the two Indian looking women might look good. I hope to never see more of the guy in hoop earrings:

https://tinyurl.com/3ekwd95m

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 16, 2026 12:24 PM (JrHfD)

70 I ACTUALLY came here today wondering if ace would have a 'Liberal Bitches Be Crazy' thread. Sweet. That or WNBA news.

A lot of these liberal women would probably be happier if they realised this is out of their control, nobody gives a crap what they think and they should focus on things to improve their own lives.

But on the other hand, they give ace easy content and we can laugh at them.

I called out to Snowflake and her mom Starry and they came running across the street. I didn't know cats are like that. And there are two other neighbourhood cats hanging around.

If ace can get his crows together, Hadrian could supply dogs and I cats, maybe we could get an animal Blitzkreig together.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 16, 2026 12:25 PM (Sco7b)

71 Emma wants you to respect her for her brains.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 16, 2026 12:25 PM (ndZc7)

72 Pace Emma Lingan, whoever that is, all the evidence makes it clear that the "hot woman = male attention" formula is not "tired" at all. I can say for sure that I'm not tired of it in the least.

I doubt I'll ever be.

Posted by: far cry at September 16, 2026 12:25 PM (WbWbV)

73 See some of the YouTube shorts Sophie Cunningham puts out there

Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2026 12:25 PM (m0qAc)

74 Well it's not like Sidney Sweeney is a chick they can really get behind and support like Lindsay Clancy.

They really hate her and I think it's laughable.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 16, 2026 12:25 PM (iCBqm)

75 72 Pace Emma Lingan, whoever that is, all the evidence makes it clear that the "hot woman = male attention" formula is not "tired" at all. I can say for sure that I'm not tired of it in the least.

I doubt I'll ever be.

Posted by: far cry at September 16, 2026 12:25 PM (WbWbV)

=======

It feels reinvigorated after it got intentionally suppressed for a few years recently, actually.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 12:25 PM (NrFex)

76 Hey, on the bright side, all the women involved in this story, hypocrites or not, are worth seeing in swimwear.

This should become a trend of some sort.
If the arguments get too heated, maybe they can be sorted out in a ring.


filled with pudding.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 16, 2026 12:26 PM (zafwz)

77 You can't genocide something that doesn't exist.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 12:26 PM (ccf/V)

78 8 She made her point using geometric logic.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot

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the strawberries -- that is where she had them.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 16, 2026 12:26 PM (1W4K+)

79 No one is mistaking Sweeney for an athlete. She's barely mistaken for an actress. She's big titted eye candy targeted at men who make up 75% of all sports betting. And its no surprise that a company that preys on gambling addiction has no issue exploiting women in the process.

it’s the sexualization of women in sports in combination with football gambling. I don’t see what there is to be happy about it

There's been a billion other examples of sex appeal being used to market products yet Sydney Sweeney is being singled out for some reason.

Jealousy and envy by other women. That’s the why.

You can’t be my body my choice, but also your body my choice

Yeah because there’s no room for nuance so feminism means we actually gotta support all braindead gambling ads. Nobody is coming for your virginity bro you can relax

it’s somehow that she’s considered “MAGA”. That’s why everyone is acting like this is the first time an attractive woman was used in advertising. I don’t know who hates her more, other women or incels, but this hate is impressive.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 16, 2026 12:26 PM (t19vo)

80 Emma, sugar tits, calm down.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2026 12:26 PM (nfj8A)

81 Proving I'm a liar and a hypocrite is just proving her point that women are sexualized in sports marketing. Including of course her own sexualization of herself in sports marketing.

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Their sexualization is speech.
Our speech is sexualization.

Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 12:27 PM (ZDnkQ)

82 Honestly, progressivism, wokeism is an absolute blank check for liberals women. Reason and truth are no longer of any necessity, its all about emotion and "my truth". Its a blank check for any cray cray bitchery about anything that jacks up the pack of female hyenas who bark and whine whenever they feel the need for attention or to compete as more woke/progressive than the next hyena.

The thing I really don't like about it is it devolves into LOOK HOW STUPID I AM - then NO LOOK HOW STUPID I AM - NO I AM STUPIDER THAN YOU - NO I AM. NO

Posted by: Stupidity Contests are so 2026 at September 16, 2026 12:27 PM (anL5R)

83 Emma wants you to respect her for her brains.

That assumes she has some.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2026 12:27 PM (Riz8t)

84 Pointing out that a sports betting company is leaning on the same tired "hot woman = male attention" formula...

'Tired'? I thought we just invented this a few years ago!

Posted by: t-bird at September 16, 2026 12:27 PM (006EO)

85 Emma wants to get more attention for her own brand by criticizing Sweeney, and it seems to be working. heh

Posted by: illiniwek at September 16, 2026 12:27 PM (vbXSk)

86 "Nobody cares that Sydney Sweeney got naked."

Oh, contraire. She cares very much. It's just as axiomatic that men like hot girls and hot girls help sell products as it is that liberal women hate other hot women doing this.

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 16, 2026 12:28 PM (BdmD3)

87 Their sexualization is speech.
Our speech is sexualization.


Nice.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2026 12:28 PM (Riz8t)

88 And its no surprise that a company that preys on gambling addiction has no issue exploiting women in the process.


Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 16, 2026 12:26 PM (t19vo)

This exact same poster is in another thread right now, screaming that sex work is real work and not at all exploitation of women.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 16, 2026 12:28 PM (gLYp7)

89 79

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 16, 2026 12:26 PM (t19vo)

I have to say that I am a bit surprised by these comments.

Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2026 12:28 PM (Gqar8)

90 88 And its no surprise that a company that preys on gambling addiction has no issue exploiting women in the process.


Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 16, 2026 12:26 PM (t19vo)

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"I hate Republicans because they hate sex."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 12:28 PM (NrFex)

91 It's what Biden's nuke guy carried all his stolen clothing in when traveling.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 12:23 PM


Definitely. Or anything James Talarico carries.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2026 12:28 PM (FAGAJ)

92 Sweeny never claimed any connection to "women's" sports.. Why the hysteria from them ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2026 12:28 PM (+gK6I)

93 92 Sweeny never claimed any connection to "women's" sports.. Why the hysteria from them ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2026 12:28 PM (+gK6I)

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Because they're hysterical.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 12:29 PM (NrFex)

94 These people blasting Sweeney for exploiting women for male attention (or whatever they are trying to sayt) should try taking a spin through TicToc or Instagram reels, which is about 95% young women exposing themselves for male attention/clicks. Never hear any criticism of that.

Posted by: Ripley at September 16, 2026 12:30 PM (GUOwU)

95 According to the 'way back machine' actresses like Raquel Welch did advertising for a variety of products. IIRC, Coke was one. She even did some domestic sales pitches... dressed as a typical 60's housewife.

The ugly sisters oughta' sit this one out.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 16, 2026 12:30 PM (2Cry5)

96 Sweeney is in ads for a gambling site. Yet the gynocracy is screaming about women in sports being looked down upon. I've seen WNBA games and they don't need help to have their skills looked down upon

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 16, 2026 12:30 PM (OLZpF)

97 exploiting women
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The same people who

A. Claim women should be "liberated" and not chained up handmaidens
B. Say prostitution should be legalized
C. See every single person as a source of exploitation for Day Zero's agenda
4. Won't even tell you what a woman *is*

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 12:30 PM (b4tyc)

98 Because they're hysterical.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 12:29 PM (NrFex)


I know... I'm gonna have to turn in My womans badge pretty soon... Don't want to be associated to such a hysterical group...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2026 12:31 PM (+gK6I)

99 Women need to be free from their chains so we can put them in OUR chains!!

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 12:31 PM (b4tyc)

100 97 exploiting women
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The same people who

A. Claim women should be "liberated" and not chained up handmaidens
B. Say prostitution should be legalized
C. See every single person as a source of exploitation for Day Zero's agenda
4. Won't even tell you what a woman *is*

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 12:30 PM (b4tyc)

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And hate Republicans because we're prudish Puritans obsessed with other people's sex lives.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 12:31 PM (NrFex)

101 Those who wear glass bikinis should not cast the first stone.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2026 12:31 PM (nfj8A)

102 Looked it up: Sportswriters on TV ran from 1985-2000. That was before sportswriters took themselves too seriously.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 16, 2026 12:31 PM (NcvvS)

103
Definitely. Or anything James Talarico carries.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2026 12:28 PM (FAGAJ)



Also valid.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 12:31 PM (ccf/V)

104 "I hate Republicans because they hate sex."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Every Republican convention crashes the local Grindr server lol!!!!

Posted by: Lefty sick burn at September 16, 2026 12:31 PM (t19vo)

105 I'm not inclined to my merch or go bet money because some woman in a bikini or half naked put out an advert.

It's not the selling point people think it is.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 16, 2026 12:16 PM (2Cry5)

But it is attention getting. Sheesh, Mr. Woolworth even insisted that at his five and dime stores that the prettiest girls were to be behind the counters. How long ago was that?
Posted by: Cow Demon at September 16, 2026 12:20 PM (I5xda)

The only way I see most of these ads is when they are linked here. Don't have a TV; don't watch streaming sports on the 'puter.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2026 12:31 PM (1z8ji)

106 98 Because they're hysterical.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 12:29 PM (NrFex)


I know... I'm gonna have to turn in My womans badge pretty soon... Don't want to be associated to such a hysterical group...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2026 12:31 PM (+gK6I)

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This would be like me being ashamed of being a man because James Talarico exists.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 12:31 PM (NrFex)

107 Wow, I missed Ace's Sydney Sweeney thread from yesterday. So I'm glad he giving us another one today.

Posted by: Bulg at September 16, 2026 12:31 PM (77rzZ)

108 it’s somehow that she’s considered “MAGA”. That’s why everyone is acting like this is the first time an attractive woman was used in advertising. I don’t know who hates her more, other women or incels, but this hate is impressive.

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"WHY HAVE YOU EXCLUDED TRANSGENDER SEX-SYMBOL WOMEN'S HATRED -- ESPECIALLY DURING TRANS HOTTIE GENOCIDE VENGEANCE MONTH OF RAGE, H8R!"

Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 12:31 PM (ZDnkQ)

109 You can’t be my body my choice, but also your body my choice


Tell me about your views on abortion and mandatory COVID vaccines. I'll wait.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2026 12:31 PM (FAGAJ)

110 Quick question: How many people and journalists freaking out about this have taken a firm stand against the ***annual*** Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2026 12:31 PM (4KUe5)

111 Anyone want to let this "NHL Reporter" know that the only reason she's in the locker room sniffing jocks is because she's...hot? She would not be employed in her current role if her employer wasn't exploiting her good looks to appeal to the Male Gaze. Period.

Posted by: ballistic at September 16, 2026 12:32 PM (oqH4h)

112 Lol.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 16, 2026 12:32 PM (Y/06r)

113 I know... I'm gonna have to turn in My womans badge pretty soon... Don't want to be associated to such a hysterical group...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2026 12:31 PM (+gK6I)

You're hysterical but in the other way

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 12:32 PM (b4tyc)

114 The Sisterhood has such a burning hatred for Sweeney.

But it's ok, once she's older and can't market her tits and ass for men, she can fake a pregnancy, buy a realistic baby doll, and strangle it on TikTok. That'll bring 'em around.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2026 12:32 PM (BI5O2)

115 So Emma says her pic was to sell her merch to other women. Is she saying other women like pics of women in skimpy bikinis? Bow Chicka Wow Wow!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 16, 2026 12:32 PM (2UnvF)

116 Those who wear glass bikinis should not cast the first stone.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2026 12:31 PM (nfj8A)



Dale Bozzio used to wear plastic bras on stage.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 12:32 PM (ccf/V)

117 98 Because they're hysterical.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 12:29 PM (NrFex)


I know... I'm gonna have to turn in My womans badge pretty soon... Don't want to be associated to such a hysterical group...
Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2026 12:31 PM (+gK6I)

I am not female, so extrapolating a bit - but, if I were a Normie woman I’d be mad as hell over these crazy ass women on the Left running their mouths all the time.

Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2026 12:33 PM (Gqar8)

118
You're hysterical but in the other way
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 12:32 PM (b4tyc)

Thank you ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2026 12:33 PM (+gK6I)

119 98 Because they're hysterical.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 12:29 PM (NrFex)


I know... I'm gonna have to turn in My womans badge pretty soon... Don't want to be associated to such a hysterical group...
Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2026 12:31 PM

Why is the operation called a hysterectomy?

Posted by: Ok, I'll ask at September 16, 2026 12:33 PM (2Ez/1)

120 Emma needs to avoid Dianna Russini's career arc.

Posted by: mr tmz at September 16, 2026 12:33 PM (rJ48h)

121 Woman wears bra and panties to work out in at the gym.

Gets mad men ogle her.


Doesn't understand why......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 12:34 PM (ccf/V)

122 Thank you ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2026 12:33 PM (+gK6I)

Like, a funny person.

Wait that doesn't sound right either

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 12:34 PM (b4tyc)

123 Because they're hysterical.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 12:29 PM (NrFex)


I know... I'm gonna have to turn in My womans badge pretty soon... Don't want to be associated to such a hysterical group...


Let me know, and I'll join you to burn my "Hold my beer" card.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2026 12:34 PM (Riz8t)

124 10 5 As long as Bud Lite makes stupid commercials that include pretty girls in skimpy bikinis, I think we'll be good.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 12:14 PM (NrFex)

You better make darn sure they know what a "girl" is. There is some bad precedent there.
Posted by: moki
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Thailand shows the way-Ladyboy should be adopted as a name for those who have XY genes but try to present as women. BoyLady for those with XX genes trying to present as XY. Troons cannot object as we put the assumed identity up from with the genetic identifier at the end in these words.

Posted by: whig at September 16, 2026 12:35 PM (E4rtv)

125 Here's what it's all about:

In the '60s and '70s, the "youth" were the rebels, the counter-culture revolutionaries, the hip kids. Meanwhile, "conservatives" were the shriveled up old people, the unfashionable squares, the ugly prudes.

As a result, the commies used young chicks and promises of sex and "free love" and half-naked promiscuous hippie girls to lute peole into leftist thought. The Left is sexy, the right is anti-sex, went the message.

Fast-forward several decades, and OOOPS things have reversed -- not entire, but substantially.

Yes, younger people still tilt left (due to brainwashing in school), but now, within that cohort, the uglier and fatter you are, the more leftist you tend to be. Hot girls wants to preserve the cultural values that place them at the pinnacle of desirability and thus power. So the prettier and more toned you are, the more "based" you are.

So now, to a great extent, the Right is sexy, and the Left is anti-sex.

THIS is what the freakout over Sidney Sweeney is based on, at its core. The Left is realizing that they have lost their primary technique to lure in men, which now has been seized by the Right.

Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2026 12:35 PM (Av6i5)

126
121 Woman wears bra and panties to work out in at the gym.

Gets mad men ogle her.


Doesn't understand why......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 12:34 PM (ccf/V)

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She pretends to not understand why for social media clout from other women who don't know it's a scam.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 12:35 PM (NrFex)

127 Wow, magnificent sideboob in that Sweeney pick.

Why is she holding a giant metal frisbee?

Posted by: Bulg at September 16, 2026 12:35 PM (77rzZ)

128 Quick question: How many people and journalists freaking out about this have taken a firm stand against the ***annual*** Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue?
Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2026 12:31 PM


They don't have to. They took it over and put fat chicks and trannies in it.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2026 12:35 PM (FAGAJ)

129 127 Boomerang, I mean.

Posted by: Bulg at September 16, 2026 12:35 PM (77rzZ)

130 This would be like me being ashamed of being a man because James Talarico exists.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Wait....Talarico identifies as a man?!?!?!

Posted by: Confused Moron at September 16, 2026 12:36 PM (t19vo)

131 Also: Show me their complaints about the PETA campaigns, including billboards, where celebrities and models pose nude to protest further coats or whatever.

Ok for hot chicks to pose nude for PETA?

And what about FEMEN protestors, whose signature protest is being topless with painted slogans across their tits????

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2026 12:36 PM (4KUe5)

132 Men will naturally look at attractive women. This must be stopped!!! is the message I am getting from them.

Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2026 12:36 PM (Gqar8)

133 Has Emma ever thought that by posing in such a male gaze empowering attire, the blow to the self-esteem of womyn who are not as unnatural as xhe is?

She should #dobeeter.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2026 12:36 PM (nfj8A)

134 "What would ya say... ya DO here?"

BREAKING: House Speaker Mike Johnson tells reporters tomorrow’s House votes are cancelled & the House will likely leave after votes tonight and go on recess until after the November midterms.

Posted by: Don Black at September 16, 2026 12:37 PM (ZxPkt)

135 Like, a funny person.

Wait that doesn't sound right either
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 12:34 PM (b4tyc)

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Funny? What, like a clown? Does she amuse you?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 16, 2026 12:37 PM (2UnvF)

136 132 Men will naturally look at attractive women. This must be stopped!!! is the message I am getting from them.

Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2026 12:36 PM (Gqar

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"I can't function in real life because men look at me when I expose my cleavage."
-while taking pics of a shirtless male and squeeing like a teenage girl

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 12:37 PM (NrFex)

137 The Left sexualized everything, including making sluttery cool and hip, so they could get to the real agenda - sexualizing children.

Now that that's done, into the burkas the ladies go. Like fucking clockwork.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 12:37 PM (b4tyc)

138


Im old enough to remember when Erin Andrews had a peeping tom filing her hot bod disrobing.

I'm pretty positive that wasn't setup at all, 100% sure she didn't plan the entire thing, especially seeing how the camera caught her entire body in frame and she spent enough time nude to get a bunch of good video.


Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at September 16, 2026 12:37 PM (och2J)

139 Racism! Racism everywhere you look!

RNC Research
@RNCResearch
Abdul El-Sayed says it’s racist to ask him to return money given to him by a group accused of funding terrorists.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 16, 2026 12:37 PM (ndZc7)

140 As someone pointed out a long time ago, men's magazines have ads with women in skimpy clothing, women's magazines have ads with women in skimpy clothing. Why?
Women's bodies can be quite beautiful.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 12:38 PM (l3cgK)

141 They crave collective power.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 16, 2026 12:38 PM (GXElQ)

142 we are NOT objects of men’s desires.’

Ooh, boy, she got that right.

Posted by: t-bird at September 16, 2026 12:38 PM (006EO)

143 134 "What would ya say... ya DO here?"

BREAKING: House Speaker Mike Johnson tells reporters tomorrow’s House votes are cancelled & the House will likely leave after votes tonight and go on recess until after the November midterms.


I assume he's been told by Thune that the Senate will NOT be taking up any new business, specifically SAVE, so what's the point in sticking around.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2026 12:38 PM (Riz8t)

144 Tubal, yes, we normie women are horrified by the feminists.

Have been for years, but they seem extra crazy lately. If it’s possible to scale craziness, lol!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2026 12:38 PM (4KUe5)

145 James Talerico identifies as a meat popsicle.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2026 12:38 PM (nfj8A)

146 121 Woman wears bra and panties to work out in at the gym.

Gets mad men ogle her.


Doesn't understand why......
Posted by: Sponge
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She does understand why but she doesn't want you, Sponge, looking at her. She wants the attention of that cute guy over there she has been trying to cut out from the herd for a couple of weeks.

The rest of gym losers vying for her attention, she doesn't want ogling from she considers them pervs and deviants. But in a complementary sense when talking with girlfriends so she can up her social status. Like, "I cannot believe all those men scum looking at me like a piece of meat, the nerve of those pervs....But I did see that cute guy I have been watching for a week or two and he caught my eye."

Posted by: whig at September 16, 2026 12:39 PM (E4rtv)

147 143 134 "What would ya say... ya DO here?"

BREAKING: House Speaker Mike Johnson tells reporters tomorrow’s House votes are cancelled & the House will likely leave after votes tonight and go on recess until after the November midterms.

I assume he's been told by Thune that the Senate will NOT be taking up any new business, specifically SAVE, so what's the point in sticking around.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2026 12:38 PM (Riz8t)

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And everyone has to campaign.

Well, not everyone. Like 20 House members. The other 415 are safe.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 12:39 PM (NrFex)

148 This is example No. 471,811,103,200 of the future if Women Rule the World. Verbal and electronic catfights, women viciously publicly insulting and putting-down other women, all day, every day.

Whirled Peas!

Posted by: Gref at September 16, 2026 12:39 PM (5rh/l)

149 134 "What would ya say... ya DO here?"

BREAKING: House Speaker Mike Johnson tells reporters tomorrow’s House votes are cancelled & the House will likely leave after votes tonight and go on recess until after the November midterms.
Posted by: Don Black at September 16, 2026 12:37 PM (ZxPkt)

Actually a good thing.. The Dems in Congress were trying to bring up votes regarding AI control... It's the new Dems campaign issue... He shut it down...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2026 12:39 PM (+gK6I)

150 >‘We deserve to be treated equally the same way men are we are NOT objects of men’s desires.’
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You're absolutely right- many of you are quite hideous

Posted by: Don Black at September 16, 2026 12:39 PM (ZxPkt)

151
�We deserve to be treated equally the same way men are we are NOT objects of men�s desires.� pic.twitter.com/I3rp1rI1X0

— Oli London (@OliLondonTV) September 15, 2026



I fail to see the point of the video posted........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 12:39 PM (ccf/V)

152 So now, to a great extent, the Right is sexy, and the Left is anti-sex.

You have to give up the fantasy of being fitter than the fascists. It’s not just that it’s cringe or strategically bad, though it is. I think it’s also politically revealing. Fitness is a measure of relative disposability under capitalism. Our task is not to become less disposable, to become more useful to the ruling order. What we all need to be doing is rejecting disposability in all of its forms. The point is not to beat the fascists at their own game. It is not to lay a better claim on their own territory by being fitter, more eugenic. In fact, the more dysgenic, the better, I think. Revolution is not a contest between optimized and properly prepared bodies. The idea is fascist in and of itself.

Posted by: Beatrice Adler-Bolton, disabled writer and political theorist, Socialism 2026 conference at September 16, 2026 12:39 PM (t19vo)

153 Question for Emma: How do you know Sydney is a woman?

Posted by: Frasier Crane at September 16, 2026 12:39 PM (bNf8H)

154 145 James Talerico identifies as a meat popsicle.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2026 12:38 PM (nfj8A)

Tofu popsicle

Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2026 12:40 PM (+gK6I)

155 I'd be a lot more simpatico to Ben Shapiro were his sister to dump.out her Ashkenazi breasts.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 16, 2026 12:40 PM (bX16E)

156 James Talerico identifies as a meat popsicle.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2026 12:38 PM (nfj8A)



I'm listening.......

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at September 16, 2026 12:40 PM (ccf/V)

157 "And its no surprise that a company that preys on gambling addiction has no issue exploiting women in the process.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions"


The real issue ought to be the explosive growth of sports gambling and all the young men it is dragging in and ruining financially. Instead they are lighting their hair on fire about some racy photos (that weren't even very appealing IMHO)

Posted by: Ripley at September 16, 2026 12:40 PM (GUOwU)

158 If SS was another leftist scrunt badmouthing President Trump, we wouldn’t be having this conversation.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 16, 2026 12:41 PM (W2Pud)

159 61
And what would you classify as fagaj? Besides messenger bags, that is? Carriers for handbag-sized dogs?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2026 12:22 PM (FAGAJ)


It's what Biden's nuke guy carried all his stolen clothing in when traveling.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 12:23 PM (ccf/V)


New slang for pozzed? "The non-bug-chasers were put off by all his fagaj."

Posted by: SciVo at September 16, 2026 12:41 PM (ke3zm)

160 I'd be a lot more simpatico to Ben Shapiro were his sister to dump.out her Ashkenazi breasts.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 16, 2026 12:40 PM (bX16E)



They're all over the internet......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 12:41 PM (ccf/V)

161 Actually a good thing.. The Dems in Congress were trying to bring up votes regarding AI control... It's the new Dems campaign issue... He shut it down...

Yeah, they're really pumping that one on the intertubes. It's all a completely cynical bunch of theater, of course.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2026 12:41 PM (Riz8t)

162 She does understand why but she doesn't want you, Sponge, looking at her. She wants the attention of that cute guy over there she has been trying to cut out from the herd for a couple of weeks.

The rest of gym losers vying for her attention, she doesn't want ogling from she considers them pervs and deviants. But in a complementary sense when talking with girlfriends so she can up her social status. Like, "I cannot believe all those men scum looking at me like a piece of meat, the nerve of those pervs....But I did see that cute guy I have been watching for a week or two and he caught my eye."
Posted by: whig at September 16, 2026 12:39 PM


^^^ This guy? He gets it.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2026 12:41 PM (FAGAJ)

163 158 If SS was another leftist scrunt badmouthing President Trump, we wouldn’t be having this conversation.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 16, 2026 12:41 PM (W2Pud)

Bingo

Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2026 12:41 PM (+gK6I)

164 I was doing research on AI yesterday on how the loud, crazy vocal minority actually does affect the training models since AI is also trained on social media.

They don't strip out all the stupid and just learn speech patterns so all this does kind of get absorbed. Although there are AIs like PHI just trained on textbooks and literature. It was interesting.

But basically, these angry chicks are just a loud minority most of the world will never hear from.

And from the Bible project I was working on I've concluded that if these chicks aren't rending their garments, they're not truly pissed, sad or upset.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 16, 2026 12:41 PM (Sco7b)

165 Have been for years, but they seem extra crazy lately. If it’s possible to scale craziness, lol!
Posted by: Lizzy a
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About twenty years of social media have turned addicts into insane and casually evil people. Shallow as in followers at the same time craving sweet validation from bots, simps, fellow travelers, and the occasional sane and real person.

Posted by: whig at September 16, 2026 12:42 PM (E4rtv)

166 we are NOT objects of men's desires.
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Cover your hair, and yourself head to toe then.

If one cannot see that's what they are ACHING to do to women......

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 12:42 PM (b4tyc)

167 The real issue ought to be the explosive growth of sports gambling and all the young men it is dragging in and ruining financially. Instead they are lighting their hair on fire about some racy photos (that weren't even very appealing IMHO)
Posted by: Ripley at September 16, 2026 12:40 PM (GUOwU)

Lotteries being approved way back is where it started.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 16, 2026 12:42 PM (Y/06r)

168 @RNCResearch
Abdul El-Sayed says it’s racist to ask him to return money given to him by a group accused of funding terrorists.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 16, 2026 12:37 PM (ndZc7)



Racism is all powerful......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 12:42 PM (ccf/V)

169 167 The real issue ought to be the explosive growth of sports gambling and all the young men it is dragging in and ruining financially. Instead they are lighting their hair on fire about some racy photos (that weren't even very appealing IMHO)
Posted by: Ripley at September 16, 2026 12:40 PM (GUOwU)

Right... But a fool and his money...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2026 12:43 PM (+gK6I)

170 >>Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2026 12:22 PM (FAGAJ)

RMBS can't tell us (OPSEC), but were his initials AJ, he would really want to change that hash ASAP.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 16, 2026 12:43 PM (NcvvS)

171 Nuke the Gay Whales!

Posted by: Confuzzled at September 16, 2026 12:43 PM (Fn+3X)

172 Aaand it looks like she protected her tweets.

Her announcement is one of not taking responsibility for saying stupid shit on social media.

She did more to have men disrespect women than Sweeney ever did.

Posted by: McLurkerson at September 16, 2026 12:43 PM (AZDyS)

173 Posted by: whig at September 16, 2026 12:42 PM (E4rtv)

The covid op did more damage to people's brains in two years than 100 years of social media ever could have.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 12:43 PM (b4tyc)

174 Like, "I cannot believe all those men scum looking at me like a piece of meat, the nerve of those pervs....But I did see that cute guy I have been watching for a week or two and he caught my eye."
Posted by: whig at September 16, 2026 12:39 PM

They fear stalkers but love when a guy chases them to distraction.

The only difference between the two guys? Her opinion on their worthiness.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 16, 2026 12:43 PM (Y/06r)

175 And everyone has to campaign.

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On... what? This Congress has been totally moribund. Even moreso than in 2018. There's just nothing to talk about.

What can they say?

"Vote for me, or else Trump will have to veto bills instead of never receiving them at all!"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2026 12:43 PM (BI5O2)

176 You can’t be my body my choice, but also your body my choice

-
This is Islamophobic!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 16, 2026 12:44 PM (ndZc7)

177 Racism is all powerful......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 12:42 PM


Racism turned me into a newt.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2026 12:44 PM (FAGAJ)

178 The Left is at war with beauty, virtue, kindness and cleanliness. I imagine they hate the Sweeney ads because is is a terrific expression of NORMAL HETEROSEXUALITY. They have worked so dang hard to redefine beauty and real, then this hot chick crashes their party, reminding everyone of their normal, healthy sexual urges.

They want us all to life in the hellscapes if their own sick minds.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2026 12:44 PM (4KUe5)

179 162 She does understand why but she doesn't want you, Sponge, looking at her. She wants the attention of that cute guy over there she has been trying to cut out from the herd for a couple of weeks.

The rest of gym losers vying for her attention, she doesn't want ogling from she considers them pervs and deviants. But in a complementary sense when talking with girlfriends so she can up her social status. Like, "I cannot believe all those men scum looking at me like a piece of meat, the nerve of those pervs....But I did see that cute guy I have been watching for a week or two and he caught my eye."
Posted by: whig at September 16, 2026 12:39 PM

^^^ This guy? He gets it.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2026 12:41 PM (FAGAJ)

There is an exception...the man is extremely wealthy...
There are quite a few women who would try to attract such a man even if he looked like Raul Grijalva...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 12:44 PM (l3cgK)

180 I ask again: Why is Sydney holding a giant metal boomerang? Are there professional boomerang leagues?

Posted by: Bulg at September 16, 2026 12:44 PM (77rzZ)

181 And from the Bible project I was working on I've concluded that if these chicks aren't rending their garments, they're not truly pissed, sad or upset.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 16, 2026 12:41 PM (Sco7b)

Sydney Sweeney is welcome to rend her garments at my place. Not the other gal, though. She is deranged.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2026 12:44 PM (1z8ji)

182 Aaand it looks like she protected her tweets.

Her announcement is one of not taking responsibility for saying stupid shit on social media.

She did more to have men disrespect women than Sweeney ever did.
Posted by: McLurkerson at September 16, 2026 12:43 PM (AZDyS)



But hormones, you sexist.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 12:44 PM (ccf/V)

183 Reminder that Wednesday is Sundae at your participating Carvel Dealer. All Sundaes 1/2 off!

Posted by: Tom Carvel, Creator of Cookie-Puss at September 16, 2026 12:45 PM (Fn+3X)

184 I was doing research on AI yesterday on how the loud, crazy vocal minority actually does affect the training models since AI is also trained on social media.

Please explain how generating video clips of Natalie Portman with gigantic breasts constitutes research.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2026 12:45 PM (Riz8t)

185 But hormones, you sexist.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 12:44 PM (ccf/V)

Hormones have become the new get out of jail free card.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 16, 2026 12:45 PM (Y/06r)

186 RMBS can't tell us (OPSEC), but were his initials AJ, he would really want to change that hash ASAP.
Posted by: Nazdar at September 16, 2026 12:43 PM


They aren't. Just sayin'.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2026 12:45 PM (FAGAJ)

187 I surrender
my point was, I guess, that Congress is a bunch of lazy do-nothing fucksticks

Posted by: Don Black at September 16, 2026 12:45 PM (ZxPkt)

188 Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2026 12:15 PM (FAGAJ)

Yeah, that's an unfortunate hash...Pixy doesn't like you, apparently...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 12:45 PM (l3cgK)

189 167 The real issue ought to be the explosive growth of sports gambling and all the young men it is dragging in and ruining financially. Instead they are lighting their hair on fire about some racy photos (that weren't even very appealing IMHO)
Posted by: Ripley at September 16, 2026 12:40 PM (GUOwU)

Lotteries being approved way back is where it started.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 16, 2026 12:42 PM (Y/06r)


It's an indication politicians have run out of ways to directly tax and impose fees on the sheeple very much more, without incurring serious blowback. Sports gambling on-line must also be a humongous graft machine.

Posted by: Gref at September 16, 2026 12:46 PM (5rh/l)

190 175 And everyone has to campaign.

-------

On... what? This Congress has been totally moribund. Even moreso than in 2018. There's just nothing to talk about.

What can they say?

"Vote for me, or else Trump will have to veto bills instead of never receiving them at all!"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2026 12:43 PM (BI5O2)

=======

The people need their empty promises and rhetoric alongside the occasional meet and greet.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 12:46 PM (NrFex)

191
We had the garage door up while loading the RV. We had gone in the house for a minute and when we returned a hummingbird had gotten itself inside and couldn't figure how to get back out. With a broom I chivvied the poor little thing through the side door and free. My good deed for the day.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2026 12:46 PM (eRlcH)

192 Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2026 12:44 PM (4KUe5)

They want pretty confident white women to become a source of neverending controversy and hate. She's a gift to them. And to us.

She will be ok or eventually knuckle under the pressure. The next ones behind her will be sufficiently warned. And society will get "tired" of the "chaos" caused by pretty confident white women.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 12:46 PM (b4tyc)

193 Culture war grinds on. Fucking feminism ruins everything. It's like Islam without the beheading.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 16, 2026 12:46 PM (xcxpd)

194 In Lizzo's case, is it rendering her garments?

Posted by: Waste-Oil Recycling, Inc. at September 16, 2026 12:46 PM (Fn+3X)

195 FAGAJ

Fremen
Against
Gholam
Anti
Jihad

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 16, 2026 12:46 PM (Y/06r)

196 The only reason women wear makeup is to appeal to men.

Yeah, I said it.

Women will TELL you it's because they want to 'feel better about themselves,' but when you boil it down, women wouldn't take the time to 'look good' if men didn't care........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 12:18 PM (ccf/V)

This last one in the list is the only one I might disagree with. Make up and fancy hair at proms, weddings, and the like? That's not necessarily for the men, though if a man compliments her for it, great. It's often an unspoken competition between the women. Hence, the harshest criticisms of a woman's body usually come first from the woman herself, and then from those women who don't like her.

It's why mean girls cliques can drive some adolescent girls to despair, suicide, and the like. They can be quite vicious and detailed.

For Sidney, the rage against her selling her body is simply jealousy. Women like this NHL reporter know they don't look like her, that their prime (assuming they had one) is likely in the past, and they don't like that very in-your-face reminder.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at September 16, 2026 12:46 PM (P9Ea3)

197 187 I surrender
my point was, I guess, that Congress is a bunch of lazy do-nothing fucksticks
Posted by: Don Black at September 16, 2026 12:45 PM (ZxPkt)

The Senate is worse.. Congress did manage to send a few bills over... The Senate killed them.. But yes, I'm no fan of Congress...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2026 12:46 PM (+gK6I)

198 I'm left to wonder if RMBS's hash would make the Oregon Muse Funny Hash Hall of Fame.


I miss Oregon Muse.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 12:46 PM (ccf/V)

199 184 I was doing research on AI yesterday on how the loud, crazy vocal minority actually does affect the training models since AI is also trained on social media.

Please explain how generating video clips of Natalie Portman with gigantic breasts constitutes research.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2026 12:45 PM (Riz8t)

If you're a plastic surgeon?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 12:47 PM (l3cgK)

200 As INsty noted, you don't have to see the photos of the "journalists" attacking her to know exactly what they all look like.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 16, 2026 12:47 PM (3cUTc)

201 >>They aren't. Just sayin'.

OPSEC, but glad it couldn't be taken personally.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 16, 2026 12:47 PM (NcvvS)

202 185 But hormones, you sexist.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 12:44 PM (ccf/V)

Hormones have become the new get out of jail free card.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 16, 2026 12:45 PM (Y/06r)

I hate to tell you, but getting rid of all hormones ALSO causes folks to get deranged...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 12:47 PM (l3cgK)

203
The real issue ought to be the explosive growth of sports gambling and all the young men it is dragging in and ruining financially. Instead they are lighting their hair on fire about some racy photos (that weren't even very appealing IMHO)
Posted by: Ripley at September 16, 2026 12:40 PM (GUOwU)

Agreed. Sports betting was better when you had to search out an illegal bookie to take your bet.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2026 12:47 PM (1z8ji)

204 Fascinating to watch the sexual-liberation Left become prudes.

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 16, 2026 12:47 PM (BdmD3)

205 Sweeney is not just attractive. She’s truly happy and unapologetic.

Unlike the liberal wenches who cheerlead for killing their babies in the womb, and apparently now if they’re toddlers.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 16, 2026 12:48 PM (xit6L)

206 Sadly, you’ve got it exactly right”…”

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2026 12:48 PM (4KUe5)

207 Remember when Kamala went on "Call Her Daddy" and the Left fawned and fawned and fawned. Their only principle is not having any principles. Including that one.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 12:48 PM (b4tyc)

208
So all this "my body, my choice" stuff is so much bosh?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2026 12:48 PM (eRlcH)

209 If Nicki Minaj was a gay man, would she be Fagaj?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 12:48 PM (l3cgK)

210 195 FAGAJ

Fremen
Against
Gholam
Anti
Jihad

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 16, 2026 12:46 PM (Y/06r)

=======

"I do not support this."
-Duncan Idaho

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 12:48 PM (NrFex)

211 Yeah, that's an unfortunate hash...Pixy doesn't like you, apparently...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 12:45 PM


Meh...not much worse than my infamous "dick fat" typo years ago.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2026 12:48 PM (FAGAJ)

212 “ I know that there is nothing better for people than to be happy and to do good while they live.”

Ecclesiastes 3:12

Posted by: Marcus T at September 16, 2026 12:50 PM (xit6L)

213 FAGAJ
------

It's pronounced like the fag in fagioli

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 12:50 PM (b4tyc)

214 >>Yeah, that's an unfortunate hash...Pixy doesn't like you, apparently...

Pixy's hash is BLOW1. FWIW.

Replaced the WiFi router here last year and hash didn't change. Settle for a boring one, TYVM.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 16, 2026 12:50 PM (NcvvS)

215 Europe invites Canada to join EU as "Associate Member"

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This'll fix everything.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 16, 2026 12:50 PM (ndZc7)

216 If Nicki Minaj was a gay man, would she be Fagaj?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 12:48 PM (l3cgK)



I laughed way too hard at that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 12:50 PM (ccf/V)

217 6, 2026 12:22 PM (FAGAJ)

Y'all are having great fun with the hash but faggage would be a great term.
You've got luggage. She's got baggage.
Swishy over here's got faggage, and it's fabulous!

Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 16, 2026 12:50 PM (zafwz)

218 @NEWSMAX
·
19m
The Obamas are mourning the loss of their 13-year-old Portuguese water dog, Sunny, who joined the family while they lived in the White House.

---

he was lost with some fava beans, and a nice Chianti

Posted by: Don Black at September 16, 2026 12:50 PM (ZxPkt)

219 205 Sweeney is not just attractive. She’s truly happy and unapologetic.

Unlike the liberal wenches who cheerlead for killing their babies in the womb, and apparently now if they’re toddlers.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 16, 2026 12:48 PM (xit6L)

5 years old is NOT a toddler...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 12:51 PM (l3cgK)

220 204 Fascinating to watch the sexual-liberation Left become prudes.

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 16, 2026 12:47 PM (BdmD3)

I think it was Instapundit that pointed out the real goal of feminism was to make the pretty girls as miserable as the uggos.

If Trigglypuff isn't getting her brains banged out nightly by something living and not tied to an engine, no other woman should be getting laid either.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 16, 2026 12:51 PM (Sco7b)

221 We had the garage door up while loading the RV. We had gone in the house for a minute and when we returned a hummingbird had gotten itself inside and couldn't figure how to get back out. With a broom I chivvied the poor little thing through the side door and free. My good deed for the day.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

My new Subaru Forrester has a hummingbird decal in a corner of the windshield and on one of the back windows. The Forrester is associated with driving around in nature, I guess, so they put all of these so-called "Easter eggs" in them associated with nature and the great outdoors. The hummingbirds are part of that.

Posted by: Bulg at September 16, 2026 12:51 PM (77rzZ)

222 Afternoon.

I'll keep it simple. Point me to the hot women I can rub one out to. I don't care about their opinions, I just care about tits and ass. My schwanz is inclusive like that.

Posted by: Robert at September 16, 2026 12:51 PM (Mg5Wr)

223 UpperDecker@BullpenCop1

So if Sydney wrote "hot girls like sports betting", you'd be good with it?


Answer: crickets

I may know that guy, wink wink.

Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at September 16, 2026 12:51 PM (AFztM)

224
Europe invites Canada to join EU as "Associate Member"

__________

Like tying a brick to a rock so they both float better.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2026 12:51 PM (eRlcH)

225 > James Talerico identifies as a meat popsicle.

I never understood that line. Was it supposed to be sarcasm or a real classification of creature? If I remember the scene correctly, in the background you hear another one of the neighbors giving the cops attitude and they get shot. It seems like the cops respond poorly to attitude, but they didn't shoot Willis. So not sarcasm? If "meat popsicle" is supposed to be a real creature, why would Willis claim to be that?

Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2026 12:51 PM (mkw2N)

226 "I hate Republicans because they hate sex."

Followed, of course, by "stupid breeders, don't they know it's criminal to have more than one (trans) child?"

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 16, 2026 12:51 PM (aJQbY)

227 212 “ I know that there is nothing better for people than to be happy and to do good while they live.”

Ecclesiastes 3:12
Posted by: Marcus T at September 16, 2026 12:50 PM (xit6L)

Does that explain Solomon's harem or does the harem explain the quote?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 16, 2026 12:51 PM (xcxpd)

228 Y'all are having great fun with the hash but faggage would be a great term.
You've got luggage. She's got baggage.
Swishy over here's got faggage, and it's fabulous!
Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 16, 2026 12:50 PM


Oh, we've been having fun with that upthread.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2026 12:51 PM (FAGAJ)

229
Meh...not much worse than my infamous "dick fat" typo years ago.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2026 12:48 PM (FAGAJ)



Dick fat. A proud member of the Nickelf*cker hall of fame.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 12:52 PM (ccf/V)

230 I think it's just hilarious that the people who can't or wouldn't define what a woman is are jumping into this argument. In my mind they should be arguing among themselves about it, but instead are front and center calling out men for looking at some chick's tits.

*shrugs*

I mean, how'd they just now figure out the difference?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 16, 2026 12:52 PM (2Cry5)

231 226 "I hate Republicans because they hate sex."

Followed, of course, by "stupid breeders, don't they know it's criminal to have more than one (trans) child?"

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 16, 2026 12:51 PM (aJQbY)

=========

"Stupid Christians don't understand sex. That's why they have so many kids."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 12:52 PM (NrFex)

232 loss of their 13-year-old Portuguese water dog, Sunny,
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But not the loss of their Portuguese water chef...

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 12:52 PM (b4tyc)

233 Europe invites Canada to join EU as "Associate Member"

-
This'll fix everything.


They think they're forming an anti-American, anti-Trump axis to combat us, their enemy. It should be about as effective as Sears and K-Mart joining forces to become more economically viable.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2026 12:52 PM (Riz8t)

234 See, Hatemonger was right!

Also, "That post is me, a woman, advertising women's apparel to other women -- apparel literally marketed around women being hockey fans. My body isn't being used as a decorative prop to sell an unrelated product to men."

So women like looking at more than half-naked women too?

Or, and this is probably the case, are you lying and trying to direct the naughty "male gaze" towards that store so they buy merch?

Posted by: Thrawn at September 16, 2026 12:52 PM (oPFtC)

235 he was lost with some fava beans, and a nice Chianti
Posted by: Don Black

Uh, yeah, I just got back from wokking the dog!

Posted by: Milk Chocolate Messiah at September 16, 2026 12:53 PM (Fn+3X)

236 I suppose my besetting sin ( as if I had just one) is a lifelong carnal attraction to women. It seems to be hardwired into me. Happily married now, and not inclined to adulterous behavior, but I have eyes. Jesus talked about this in Matthew.

Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2026 12:53 PM (Gqar8)

237
My new Subaru Forrester has a hummingbird decal in a corner of the windshield and on one of the back windows. The Forrester is associated with driving around in nature, I guess, so they put all of these so-called "Easter eggs" in them associated with nature and the great outdoors. The hummingbirds are part of that.
Posted by: Bulg at September 16, 2026 12:51 PM (77rzZ)



I didn't know you were a lesbian.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 12:53 PM (ccf/V)

238 Sure would be nice if these stupid fuckers would just shut the fuck up...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 16, 2026 12:53 PM (HHVkb)

239 If Trigglypuff isn't getting her brains banged out nightly by something living and not tied to an engine, no other woman should be getting laid either.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 16, 2026 12:51 PM (Sco7b)

There's always some guy either desperate enough or just into fatties that Trigglypuff is very likely getting her brains banged out nightly. Those massive jelly rolls rippling like water on a lake.

Posted by: Robert at September 16, 2026 12:53 PM (Mg5Wr)

240 The Obamas are mourning the loss of their 13-year-old Portuguese water dog, Sunny, who joined the family while they lived in the White House.

---

he was lost with some fava beans, and a nice Chianti
Posted by: Don Black at September 16, 2026 12:50 PM (ZxPkt)

The dog, wearing SCUBA gear, pulled Obama's chef off his paddleboard and dragged him under the water to drown him.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2026 12:53 PM (1z8ji)

241 225 > James Talerico identifies as a meat popsicle.

I never understood that line. Was it supposed to be sarcasm or a real classification of creature? If I remember the scene correctly, in the background you hear another one of the neighbors giving the cops attitude and they get shot. It seems like the cops respond poorly to attitude, but they didn't shoot Willis. So not sarcasm? If "meat popsicle" is supposed to be a real creature, why would Willis claim to be that?
Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2026 12:51 PM (mkw2N)

nah, it's sarcasm. Probably a reference to how cold his room is. Even future French cops don't shoot people for just giving them lip. Now pulling a gun on them...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 16, 2026 12:53 PM (xcxpd)

242 Some guy was discussing his career building websites.

And two things always got better results--regardless of the product, the content or the quality:
Pretty girls
and bigger "buy" buttons

But every time, no matter how much work they put into the rest, a pretty girl--especially blonde--always, aways, always outperformed by a significant margin.

Secret:
Because it works on women as well--all woman want to be her.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 16, 2026 12:53 PM (3cUTc)

243 233 Europe invites Canada to join EU as "Associate Member"

-
This'll fix everything.

They think they're forming an anti-American, anti-Trump axis to combat us, their enemy. It should be about as effective as Sears and K-Mart joining forces to become more economically viable.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2026 12:52 PM (Riz8t)

=======

Saudi Arabia announced it was canceling energy contracts through the rest of September to Europe.

I'm sure Europe will easily bounce back from this sudden contraction of their available energy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 12:53 PM (NrFex)

244 >>The real issue ought to be the explosive growth of sports gambling and all the young men it is dragging in and ruining financially. Instead they are lighting their hair on fire about some racy photos (that weren't even very appealing IMHO)
Posted by: Ripley at September 16, 2026 12:40 PM (GUOwU)


Yeah. Five years ago a friend became interested in guns. He first asked me for the prices of some semi-auto pistols I recommended. I emailed links to him. I never heard back. I decided to not ask what was up. Several months later I was talking with his brother. I leaned the first brother had lost a big chunk of his savings betting baseball on-line. Soon after he asked me about prices of decent pistols. Terrible.

Posted by: Gref at September 16, 2026 12:54 PM (5rh/l)

245 Birthing hips

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at September 16, 2026 12:54 PM (xypP4)

246 They want pretty confident white women to become a source of neverending controversy and hate. She's a gift to them. And to us.

She will be ok or eventually knuckle under the pressure. The next ones behind her will be sufficiently warned. And society will get "tired" of the "chaos" caused by pretty confident white women.
Posted by: ... a
=========
The AWFL outrage scam is dying. Outrage over time affects the ragers more than the rest of society and they are getting left behind. And items like the Clancy trial remind people that the professional left online are truly vile and awful people that applaud killing babies and toddlers, they approve of Muzloids murdering civilian Israelis, and murderers and rapists walking free, especially if they are a protected class.

Posted by: whig at September 16, 2026 12:54 PM (E4rtv)

247 213 FAGAJ
------

It's pronounced like the fag in fagioli

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 12:50 PM (b4tyc)

I think it rhymes with Minaj...the "g" as in golf...the "a"s as in the "o" in cot...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 12:54 PM (l3cgK)

248
There's always some guy either desperate enough or just into fatties that Trigglypuff is very likely getting her brains banged out nightly. Those massive jelly rolls rippling like water on a lake.
Posted by: Robert at September 16, 2026 12:53 PM (Mg5Wr)



This guy gets it.

Liberal men will stick their dicks in just about anything with a hole.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 12:54 PM (ccf/V)

249 I ask again: Why is Sydney holding a giant metal boomerang? Are there professional boomerang leagues?

Posted by: Bulg at September 16, 2026 12:44 PM (77rzZ)

Ice hockey goalie stick.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 16, 2026 12:54 PM (gLYp7)

250 I know what you mean, sister! Everywhere I go I get nothing but catcalls and wolf whistles! Do they have any interest in me as a person or am I just eye candy? Hey, my eyes are up here, ladies!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 16, 2026 12:54 PM (2UnvF)

251 IIRC, Mark Steyn calls Nigel Farage "Nigel Fagage".

Posted by: far cry at September 16, 2026 12:55 PM (LSV6F)

252 I didn't know you were a lesbian.
Posted by: Sponge

I am. Trapped in a man's body, of course.

Posted by: Bulg at September 16, 2026 12:55 PM (77rzZ)

253 Someone do a welfare check on Emma Lingan's kids.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 12:55 PM (dK+Kv)

254 Dick fat. A proud member of the Nickelf*cker hall of fame.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 12:52 PM


Not gonna lie, when I saw that typo, I almost broke a rib laughing.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2026 12:55 PM (FAGAJ)

255 241 nah, it's sarcasm. Probably a reference to how cold his room is. Even future French cops don't shoot people for just giving them lip. Now pulling a gun on them...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 16, 2026 12:53 PM (xcxpd)

=======

Ruby Rhod has other ideas about meat popsicles...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 12:55 PM (NrFex)

256 > The Left is at war with beauty, virtue, kindness and cleanliness. I imagine they hate the Sweeney ads because is is a terrific expression of NORMAL HETEROSEXUALITY.

I think this is half of it. The left has gone all in on Marxist anti-normalcy. If you're on the side of the revolution, you can get away with anything you want. Sweeney has famously chosen not to kiss the ring, so they consider her an enemy.

The other half is jealous women hate her for being hot. They hide their attacks in the words of the revolution (setting women back, setting women athletes back), but their primal motivation is sexual jealousy.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2026 12:55 PM (mkw2N)

257 Damn privacy invading Republicans!

University of Utah threatens College Republicans for "doxxing" student who approached their booth with "Happy Kirkiversary" cake

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 16, 2026 12:55 PM (ndZc7)

258 Prudes = Controlling sexuality

They want to define what is beautiful.
They want to define what’s a normal, healthy relationship.
They want to demonize whatever they have redefined as “deviant.”

As always, they want to ignore/deprogram human nature. Doesn’t matter if men have wanted to bang hot chicks since Adam and Eve. They insist we submit to their f’d up reality, because that is true power.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 16, 2026 12:56 PM (4KUe5)

259 My body isn't being used as a decorative prop to sell an unrelated product to men
--------

Write all your rules down for us, toots. Maybe you can start a religion.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 12:56 PM (b4tyc)

260 The AWFL outrage scam is dying.

I really hope so.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2026 12:56 PM (Riz8t)

261 I am not female, so extrapolating a bit - but, if I were a Normie woman I’d be mad as hell over these crazy ass women on the Left running their mouths all the time.
Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2026 12:33 PM (Gqar

I am mad as hell but I don't have an answer to the problem, sadly.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 16, 2026 12:56 PM (ZgwKJ)

262 246 The AWFL outrage scam is dying. Outrage over time affects the ragers more than the rest of society and they are getting left behind. And items like the Clancy trial remind people that the professional left online are truly vile and awful people that applaud killing babies and toddlers, they approve of Muzloids murdering civilian Israelis, and murderers and rapists walking free, especially if they are a protected class.

Posted by: whig at September 16, 2026 12:54 PM (E4rtv)

=======

Sweeney's ability to get modeling contracts was supposed to end with the jeans controversy.

It would have ended that line about 4 years ago because of the monolithic nature of the woke mind virus in advertising at the time.

But not anymore.

The left will embrace woke as long as they can, but the rest of the world has moved on.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 12:56 PM (NrFex)

263
Not gonna lie, when I saw that typo, I almost broke a rib laughing.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2026 12:55 PM (FAGAJ)



Several of us did, I'm sure.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 12:57 PM (ccf/V)

264 Europe invites Canada to join EU as "Associate Member"
--
I think I saw somewhere that Canada will violate trade treaties with the US and Mexico if they make a trade agreement with other countries, without approval?

Please, Canada, please don't blow up NAFTA.

I'm sure your trucks can drive right on over to Europe ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 16, 2026 12:57 PM (3cUTc)

265 Ruby Rhod has other ideas about meat popsicles...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 12:55 PM (NrFex)

There is a man who has lot of options for date night on Fridays.

He is just...peak annoying. It's actually impressive.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 16, 2026 12:57 PM (xcxpd)

266 There's always some guy either desperate enough or just into fatties that Trigglypuff is very likely getting her brains banged out nightly. Those massive jelly rolls rippling like water on a lake.
Posted by: Robert
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And there is lunch coming right up.

Shame on you.

Posted by: whig at September 16, 2026 12:57 PM (E4rtv)

267
University of Utah threatens College Republicans for "doxxing" student who approached their booth with "Happy Kirkiversary" cake
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 16, 2026 12:55 PM (ndZc7)



"But it's OK when WE do it" episode 34,332,523.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 12:57 PM (ccf/V)

268
University of Utah threatens College Republicans for "doxxing" student who approached their booth with "Happy Kirkiversary" cake
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 16, 2026 12:55 PM (ndZc7)

I saw that.. Unbelievable... She taunts 2 young republicans who were commemorating Charlies death with a cake that says Kirkaversary and they're trying to expel them...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2026 12:58 PM (+gK6I)

269 Posted by: Robert at September 16, 2026 12:51 PM

It might be a bit awkward if you're rubbing one out to some real women you see on the street or to any co-workers in the office.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 16, 2026 12:58 PM (JrHfD)

270 Rational women see Sidney as having a very hot body and understand that it sells. The market she chose (she's part-owner,) is perfect for that use.

She is not only hot, she is also a decent business person.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 16, 2026 12:58 PM (fgSb9)

271 What the Left really wants, and I've been saying it here for more than a decade, is a strange sexless society where NOTHING can be worshiped, attended to or prioritized above the State.

It seemed weird at the time I started saying it (as is my won't), but I think now it's getting kind of obvious? The slimes would give them a quick route to just that, btw. They probably won't take it but it's an option.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 12:58 PM (b4tyc)

272 I know what you mean, sister! Everywhere I go I get nothing but catcalls and wolf whistles! Do they have any interest in me as a person or am I just eye candy? Hey, my eyes are up here, ladies!

The solution, of course, is forehead tittays. They're from France!

https://youtu.be/C82nMNodTzU

Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2026 12:58 PM (Riz8t)

273 239 If Trigglypuff isn't getting her brains banged out nightly by something living and not tied to an engine, no other woman should be getting laid either.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 16, 2026 12:51 PM (Sco7b)

There's always some guy either desperate enough or just into fatties that Trigglypuff is very likely getting her brains banged out nightly. Those massive jelly rolls rippling like water on a lake.

Posted by: Robert at September 16, 2026 12:53 PM (Mg5Wr)

https://youtu.be/5Fpn8VwDWqE

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 12:58 PM (l3cgK)

274 265 Ruby Rhod has other ideas about meat popsicles...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 12:55 PM (NrFex)

There is a man who has lot of options for date night on Fridays.

He is just...peak annoying. It's actually impressive.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 16, 2026 12:57 PM (xcxpd)

========

Thrilled.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 12:58 PM (NrFex)

275 The second part is this "reporter" doubling down and insisting that because she showed her boobies to sell merch to women, that's totes different than Sydney Sweeny using boobies to sell a gambling service to men.


Sugartits, you definitely weren't selling your tits to women. 😂😂😂

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2026 12:58 PM (XE+QS)

276 Man, I have to say I like Sidney's side boob!

Posted by: Ralph at September 16, 2026 12:59 PM (8WZD4)

277 University of Utah threatens College Republicans for "doxxing" student who approached their booth with "Happy Kirkiversary" cake
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 16, 2026 12:55 PM (ndZc7)

Shitmaggot should have gotten a severe beating. At least 3 broken bones.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2026 12:59 PM (1z8ji)

278 Several of us did, I'm sure.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 12:57 PM


My work here is done.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2026 12:59 PM (FAGAJ)

279 271 What the Left really wants, and I've been saying it here for more than a decade, is a strange sexless society where NOTHING can be worshiped, attended to or prioritized above the State.

It seemed weird at the time I started saying it (as is my won't), but I think now it's getting kind of obvious? The slimes would give them a quick route to just that, btw. They probably won't take it but it's an option.
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 12:58 PM (b4tyc)

What they need is an Anti-Sex League - with a Red Sash and everything.

Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2026 12:59 PM (Gqar8)

280 >>>No, this was you with a promo code that probably paid you 50 percent of sales that used it. It was a money grab, plain and simple. You were the "decorative prop" for your bank account. Spin it however you like, reality isn't dependent upon your comfort level with it.

Next time you try to pull up the ladder behind you, make sure the ones behind you aren't 1000X more smoking hot than you.

Otherwise, it just seems like so much sour grapes from an AWFuL Karen scold.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 12:59 PM (dK+Kv)

281
I am mad as hell but I don't have an answer to the problem, sadly.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 16, 2026 12:56 PM (ZgwKJ)



I want you to go to the window.......Go to the window and open it......

Posted by: Howard Beale at September 16, 2026 01:00 PM (ccf/V)

282 What the Left really wants, and I've been saying it here for more than a decade, is a strange sexless society where NOTHING can be worshiped, attended to or prioritized above the State.


So, F the state?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2026 01:00 PM (XE+QS)

283 What they need is an Anti-Sex League - with a Red Sash and everything.
Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2026 12:59 PM (Gqar

Maybe just a Burka.. Better yet a Hajib...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 16, 2026 01:00 PM (+gK6I)

284 Oh, link is definitely NSFW

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 01:00 PM (l3cgK)

285 It might be a bit awkward if you're rubbing one out to some real women you see on the street or to any co-workers in the office.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Hardly a hindrance at all!

Posted by: Milk Chocolate Messiah at September 16, 2026 01:00 PM (Fn+3X)

286 > nah, it's sarcasm. Probably a reference to how cold his room is. Even future French cops don't shoot people for just giving them lip. Now pulling a gun on them...

I just watched the scene to remind myself. The neighbor who gets shot doesn't pull a gun. He gives the cops the finger and yells, "Smoke you!" So they do shoot the guy for giving them lip. There is one more wrinkle though. They find a taxi card on the neighbor's door (Willis' business card?) and one cops says, "I found him!" So it's not attitude alone, but also the misidentification.

https://youtu.be/xibUoGUcjc4

Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2026 01:01 PM (mkw2N)

287 There is a man who has lot of options for date night on Fridays.

He is just...peak annoying. It's actually impressive.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 16, 2026 12:57 PM (xcxpd)



EVERYBODY loves you when you're bi........

Posted by: Living Colour at September 16, 2026 01:01 PM (ccf/V)

288
Man looking at woman's assets: "Nice!"

Woman looking at another woman's assets: "Whore!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2026 01:01 PM (eRlcH)

289 Man, I have to say I like Sidney's side boob!
Posted by: Ralph

Indeed. Quite impressive.

Posted by: Bulg at September 16, 2026 01:01 PM (77rzZ)

290 I am mad as hell but I don't have an answer to the problem, sadly.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 16, 2026 12:56 PM (ZgwKJ)

Hickory.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 01:01 PM (dK+Kv)

291 And everyone has to campaign.

In rigged elections.

Posted by: t-bird at September 16, 2026 01:02 PM (006EO)

292 Scolds to the Left of me, Scolds to the Right

Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2026 01:03 PM (Gqar8)

293 I wonder how much Sydney's boobs weigh, in total.

Posted by: Bulg at September 16, 2026 01:04 PM (77rzZ)

294 The body positivity movement was only about being positive towards the fatties. That's why Lizzo did a full nude on Twitter. That was brave and whatnot.

But when you post something from a truly hot girl, you're somehow ruining the future for women.

I don't get it, but there it is.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 16, 2026 01:04 PM (fgSb9)

295 236 I suppose my besetting sin ( as if I had just one) is a lifelong carnal attraction to women. It seems to be hardwired into me. Happily married now, and not inclined to adulterous behavior, but I have eyes. Jesus talked about this in Matthew.
Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2026 12:53 PM (Gqar
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Normal females understand this and just ask that we keep our natural attraction on the down-low and not get caught oogling boobs at every turn.

Like my grandma used to tell my grandpa, "I don't care where you get your appetite as long as you come home for supper."

Posted by: ballistic at September 16, 2026 01:04 PM (oqH4h)

296 260 The AWFL outrage scam is dying.

I really hope so.
Posted by: Archimedes

It is loud and like Japanese hiding on islands well after WWII, there will be holdouts but the race card, the believe all women card, and compassion cards are all overdrawn at the society bank.

The left simply cannot cancel like it did and the right has organized and started supporting its own like the holdout juror. And it makes the other jurors, albeit with their continuing help in 'explaining' themselves look like monsters.

The critical middle is tired of the BLM fraud about the criminality of the urban welfare class, tired of the pussy hatted professional activists and their silly Handmaiden tales, and tired of Muzloids that simply cannot throw over their programming to kill everyone, especially non Muslims. And on the right, it is tired of the fake and gay Massie and Co being paid by Qatar to go after the Jews. These people need to take a helicopter ride--one way ticket from Air Pinochet.

They need to go away and never come back.

Posted by: whig at September 16, 2026 01:04 PM (E4rtv)

297 One thing for sure, the Left is not Liberal.

Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2026 01:04 PM (Gqar8)

298
"You just want to control women and blacks!!"

Signed, the people that just want to control women and blacks

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 01:04 PM (b4tyc)

299 286 > nah, it's sarcasm. Probably a reference to how cold his room is. Even future French cops don't shoot people for just giving them lip. Now pulling a gun on them...

I just watched the scene to remind myself. The neighbor who gets shot doesn't pull a gun. He gives the cops the finger and yells, "Smoke you!" So they do shoot the guy for giving them lip. There is one more wrinkle though. They find a taxi card on the neighbor's door (Willis' business card?) and one cops says, "I found him!" So it's not attitude alone, but also the misidentification.

https://youtu.be/xibUoGUcjc4
Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2026 01:01 PM (mkw2N)

Fair correction, but Bruce is complying, the other guy is not. I'd argue he's getting tazed for noncompliance rather than giving them lip.

And yes, they are crooked cops sent there to arrest Willis, they just got the wrong room because of LeeLoo and the other guy's attitude gets him tazed before they can realize their mistake.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 16, 2026 01:05 PM (xcxpd)

300 Those are Ds.

Posted by: Frank Costanza at September 16, 2026 01:05 PM (Q+gd/)

301

You can't cut me off. You don't know where I'm getting it from!

Posted by: Famous Last Words at September 16, 2026 01:05 PM (ccf/V)

302 I don't get it, but there it is.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 16, 2026 01:04 PM (fgSb9)

Jealousy. It's pretty simple, actually.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 01:05 PM (dK+Kv)

303 Welp, time for pt. Have fun storming the castle.

Posted by: whig at September 16, 2026 01:05 PM (E4rtv)

304 I am not female, so extrapolating a bit - but, if I were a Normie woman I’d be mad as hell over these crazy ass women on the Left running their mouths all the time.
Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2026 12:33 PM (Gqar

I am mad as hell but I don't have an answer to the problem, sadly.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 16, 2026 12:56 PM (ZgwKJ)

Just a thought, but you could start by slapping women who are hysterical and telling them to settle down.
I worked in the movies in the wayback America everyone seems to love, but now men cannot do that anymore and avoid jail time (or at least a 6 game suspension)

So you are going to have to police your own. For your own good. They are running amok, you know.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 16, 2026 01:06 PM (zafwz)

305 I wonder how much Sydney's boobs weigh, in total.

Posted by: Bulg at September 16, 2026 01:04 PM (77rzZ)

She's forbidden from traveling to Guam.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 01:06 PM (dK+Kv)

306 I can't tell if we are going full circle, up and down, or just random squiggly lines.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 16, 2026 01:07 PM (fgSb9)

307 167 The real issue ought to be the explosive growth of sports gambling and all the young men it is dragging in and ruining financially. Instead they are lighting their hair on fire about some racy photos (that weren't even very appealing IMHO)
Posted by: Ripley at September 16, 2026 12:40 PM (GUOwU)

Lotteries being approved way back is where it started.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 16, 2026 12:42 PM (Y/06r)


I despise the gambling epidemic, and I think it should be stigmatized and criminalized again, all the way back down to where people have to check if there's a church raffle exception in their state.

But this is not the time to have that conversation, because the predicate is poison. The Social Justice inquisitors are just mad at the heretic Sydney Sweeney for refusing to affirm their holy catechism. The details are window dressing, and fake and gay.

Posted by: SciVo at September 16, 2026 01:07 PM (ke3zm)

308
I could be wrong ...but, I think that's a goalie stick that Ms Sweeny is holding in that picture....I might need a closer hands on inspection to be sure however ...

Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at September 16, 2026 01:07 PM (bVf3E)

309 "...dragging up a two-year-old photo of my body instead of addressing the argument is proving the point all over again."

____________________

Not to make a big deal over it, but just about every photograph of Emma Lingan that SHE provides to the public shows her half dressed with her boobs pushing out past a comfortable pressure zone, and risking flying buttons that could put someone's eye out.

I'll tell you what I noticed. Lingan has the same body build as Sweeney. Even the same short stocky body. Her nose is pushing Jimmy Durante territory. Sweeney gets the seven figure ad deals. Lingan does not. There is your motivation for displaying her stupidity to the rest of us.

Posted by: Orson at September 16, 2026 01:07 PM (dIske)

310 I can't tell if we are going full circle, up and down, or just random squiggly lines.
Posted by: Seems Legit at September 16, 2026 01:07 PM (fgSb9)




"I didn't know you'd be giving me electric shocks!!!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 01:08 PM (ccf/V)

311 One thing for sure, the Left is not Liberal.

Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2026 01:04 PM (Gqar



No, they're not. The only thing that would make them more authentic is if they all spoke with a German accent.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at September 16, 2026 01:08 PM (Bkn5k)

312 Stop looking at the ultra hot woman!

*everyone looks

Do they not get it? Do they not see what they are doing?

Posted by: MJ at September 16, 2026 01:08 PM (XOmY9)

313 This post needs more photos...
just say'in

Posted by: Inogame at September 16, 2026 01:08 PM (53oGX)

314 Being the father of a lefty daughter, I can speak to how lefty women look at the world.

They've been taught to regurgitate "facts" without putting forth any effort to examine the premise upon which the so-called "facts" are based.

The other effect is laziness. These women are not only too lazy to think, they also believe they don't have to put forth any effort to make themselves attractive to the opposite sex.

Which is why we get scoldilocks in a dog collar making a video complaining about Sydney Sweeney.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at September 16, 2026 01:08 PM (eGzf1)

315 It's not for women to put these bitches in line. That's for men. Unfortunately we let them get so out of control that there's no bringing them to heel, anymore, since they're in charge now.

At any rate, these demons are of our making.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2026 01:09 PM (BI5O2)

316 Nooded. Afternoon, ace.
Posted by: Nazdar at September 16, 2026 12:13 PM (NcvvS)

literally....

-_-

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at September 16, 2026 01:09 PM (nXhwP)

317 Sneaky cop takes down a crotch rocket biker.

http://tiny.cc/lsla101

Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2026 01:09 PM (mkw2N)

318 305 I wonder how much Sydney's boobs weigh, in total.

Posted by: Bulg at September 16, 2026 01:04 PM (77rzZ)

She's forbidden from traveling to Guam.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 01:06 PM (dK+Kv)


When she takes a commercial flight the airline has to keep several seats on the opposite side of the cabin empty.

Posted by: Gref at September 16, 2026 01:09 PM (5rh/l)

319 NY post: First-ever 3D map of the ‘black box’ of female genitals created by scientists: ‘Super important’

https://instapundit.com/823334/

Posted by: Robert at September 16, 2026 01:09 PM (Mg5Wr)

320 The issue is the implication that women's only value in sports is to be decoration for male consumption.

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Correct. Women's sports don't make any money from women since, generally speaking, women aren't into sports and the ones that are watch men's sports, and men won't watch women's sports unless the women are hot.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at September 16, 2026 01:09 PM (WhtqQ)

321
This post needs more photos...
just say'in
Posted by: Inogame at September 16, 2026 01:08 PM (53oGX)



https://shorturl.fm/x6X40


Maybe NSFW.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 01:10 PM (ccf/V)

322 "I didn't know you'd be giving me electric shocks!!!"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 01:08 PM (ccf/V)
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NO ONE expects the electric shocks!

Posted by: Electric Shockquisition at September 16, 2026 01:10 PM (FZ29D)

323 320 The issue is the implication that women's only value in sports is to be decoration for male consumption.

-----

Correct. Women's sports don't make any money from women since, generally speaking, women aren't into sports and the ones that are watch men's sports, and men won't watch women's sports unless the women are hot.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at September 16, 2026 01:09 PM (WhtqQ)

======

Most of the US women's soccer team's salaries come from money the men's team has to hand over contractually.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 01:10 PM (NrFex)

324 302 I don't get it, but there it is.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 16, 2026 01:04 PM (fgSb9)

Jealousy. It's pretty simple, actually.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 01:05 PM (dK+Kv)

::: ahem ::: Envy.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 01:10 PM (l3cgK)

325 Thanks everyone. This was fun.

At the next Patriarchy to Oppress Women (POW) meeting, I am raising a motion to feature more big-breasted hot asian women in ads. But also younger than Sweeney.

And plaid skirts would be cool.
Everyone have a happy day.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at September 16, 2026 01:10 PM (Sco7b)

326 The only thing crazier than the Democrats giving away the working class is that they gave away "cool" as well.

They are no longer the party of young, pretty, fun or sexy.

And boy howdy does it reflect in their rallies.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 16, 2026 01:11 PM (3cUTc)

327
At the next Patriarchy to Oppress Women (POW) meeting, I am raising a motion to feature more big-breasted hot asian women in ads. But also younger than Sweeney.

And plaid skirts would be cool.
Everyone have a happy day.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at September 16, 2026 01:10 PM (Sco7b)



No MA'AM

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 01:11 PM (ccf/V)

328 Her nose is pushing Jimmy Durante territory.

Soooo...she's got one hooter, as opposed to Sidney Sweeney's matched set?

Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2026 01:11 PM (Riz8t)

329
All the screaming about games being rigged and officials being paid off come from degenerate gamblers. Thanks, sports books!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 16, 2026 01:11 PM (eRlcH)

330 Most of the US women's soccer team's salaries come from money the men's team has to hand over contractually.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 16, 2026 01:10 PM (NrFex)

So that's where that magical number comes from.

They really do only make 77% of what a man makes.

And he only gets to keep 33%.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 16, 2026 01:11 PM (Ot/FD)

331 There's more to Sydney Sweeny than just a nice pair of boobs.

Posted by: Lt Vincent Hannah at September 16, 2026 01:12 PM (Q+gd/)

332 328 Her nose is pushing Jimmy Durante territory.

Soooo...she's got one hooter, as opposed to Sidney Sweeney's matched set?
Posted by: Archimedes at September 16, 2026 01:11 PM (Riz8t)

Snorkel puppy?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 16, 2026 01:12 PM (Ot/FD)

333 Like the Dolly Parton quip that guys never noticed that she had a Nice Ass.

Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2026 01:12 PM (Gqar8)

334
Emma Lingan???

I think Ol' Em's problem is that her Cabinet of Dr Caligaryesque angle shot to enhance her boobs perceived size is no longer drawing male attention and thus verbal pats on the head.

There, there Em don't worry. That picture still attracts male gaze!

Wooo-hoo! Are you one hawt tomato!!!

Yes, you are grrrrrl! YASSS Kween!!!
...
...
Okay, that's probably enough.
Calm your modest-sized tits and leave your jealous of Sydney's luscious melons behind.
Or, load up the internet with more of your German Expressionism Cheesecake Photography...

your choice.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 16, 2026 01:13 PM (iJfKG)

335 233 They think they're forming an anti-American, anti-Trump axis to combat us, their enemy. It should be about as effective as Sears and K-Mart joining forces to become more economically viable.

hmmm. it just might work...

Posted by: montgomery ward at September 16, 2026 01:13 PM (v3pYe)

336 NY post: First-ever 3D map of the ‘black box’ of female genitals created by scientists: ‘Super important’

https://instapundit.com/823334/

Posted by: Robert at September 16, 2026 01:09 PM (Mg5Wr)

Does X mark the spot?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 01:13 PM (dK+Kv)

337 So much for "Pride" eh? Oh, that's not for normal people?

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 01:13 PM (b4tyc)

338 This racist still needs insturction:

It just so happens that we've opened up a new curriculum!

Posted by: Quality Learing Center at September 16, 2026 01:13 PM (FrnmL)

339 I don't hate gambling, and I enjoy doing it from time to time but there's no doubt that the industry is exploitative of broke-ass degenerate gamblers.

I'd be fine if we went back to the time where if you wanted to gamble you had to go to Vegas, Reno, or Atlantic City. That or support your local underground bookie.

Posted by: ballistic at September 16, 2026 01:13 PM (oqH4h)

340 Her nose is pushing Jimmy Durante territory.

Soooo...she's got one hooter, as opposed to Sidney Sweeney's matched set?
Posted by: Archimedes

Pfft. I've got three.
-- Sophia Loren

Posted by: Bulg at September 16, 2026 01:13 PM (77rzZ)

341 > Snorkel puppy?

Sounds like a fun name for a goofy baby elephant.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2026 01:14 PM (mkw2N)

342 Seems to me Sweeney takes a lot of Pride in her body.

Oh you were never for pride at all gotcha. That was just the lie name you gave your movement. You really meant shamelessness. Or was it degeneracy.

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 01:14 PM (b4tyc)

343 @Sweeney photos would not be on my radar if it weren't for the beserk reaction to anything she does such as the jeans ad a couple of years ago. she is doing what she wants to do and I do not HAVE to care nor have an opinion

Posted by: paulnjax at September 16, 2026 01:14 PM (PPnyU)

344 NY post: First-ever 3D map of the ‘black box’ of female genitals created by scientists: ‘Super important’

https://instapundit.com/823334/

Posted by: Robert at September 16, 2026 01:09 PM (Mg5Wr)




Next they'll try to convince me the G-Spot is actually a thing.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 01:14 PM (ccf/V)

345 Does X mark the spot?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 01:13 PM (dK+Kv)

If it does I'd consult a doctor

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 01:15 PM (b4tyc)

346 Sounds like a fun name for a goofy baby elephant.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2026 01:14 PM (mkw2N)

Awwwww, it does.

I was just trying to be a jerk to a stranger, and then you go and find something nice about it, darn it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 16, 2026 01:15 PM (Ot/FD)

347 Like the Dolly Parton quip that guys never noticed that she had a Nice Ass.
Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2026 01:12 PM (Gqar
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The gal who played Elvira quipped she was not just a nice rack, she also had great legs and a great ass.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at September 16, 2026 01:15 PM (eGzf1)

348 The only women's sport men* watch is volleyball. And only because the bikini bottoms are unexplainably *cough* small. The men wear swim trunks.

*And by men I mean non-betas or gays.

Posted by: Seems Legit at September 16, 2026 01:16 PM (fgSb9)

349 Pfft. I've got three.
-- Sophia Loren
Posted by: Bulg at September 16, 2026 01:13 PM


Sophia Loren is from Mars? I thought she was from Italy.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 16, 2026 01:16 PM (FrnmL)

350 347 Like the Dolly Parton quip that guys never noticed that she had a Nice Ass.
Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2026 01:12 PM (Gqar
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The gal who played Elvira quipped she was not just a nice rack, she also had great legs and a great ass.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at September 16, 2026 01:15 PM (eGzf1)

Cassandra Peterson is now 74...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 01:16 PM (l3cgK)

351 When she takes a commercial flight the airline has to keep several seats on the opposite side of the cabin empty.
Posted by: Gref at September 16, 2026 01:09 PM (5rh/l)



Uhh....




forget it, he's on a roll.


Yeah. A barrell roll!

Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 16, 2026 01:16 PM (zafwz)

352 Snorkel puppy?

Sounds like a fun name for a goofy baby elephant.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2026 01:14 PM (mkw2N)



Snarky Puppy is the name of a band.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 01:16 PM (ccf/V)

353 Cassandra Peterson is now 74...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 01:16 PM (l3cgK)
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From what little I read about her, she seemed pretty down to earth.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at September 16, 2026 01:17 PM (eGzf1)

354 It'd be kinda cool if professional boomerang leagues were a thing.

Posted by: Bulg at September 16, 2026 01:17 PM (77rzZ)

355 There is no 'spot'. That's a myth.

Posted by: Don Black at September 16, 2026 01:17 PM (ZxPkt)

356 No MA'AM
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 01:11 PM


ISWYDT.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2026 01:17 PM (FAGAJ)

357 From what little I read about her, she seemed pretty down to earth.
Posted by: Blake

Plays for the other team, though.

Posted by: Bulg at September 16, 2026 01:18 PM (77rzZ)

358 NY post: First-ever 3D map of the ‘black box’ of female genitals created by scientists: ‘Super important’

https://instapundit.com/823334/

Posted by: Robert at September 16, 2026 01:09 PM (Mg5Wr)

Does X mark the spot?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 16, 2026 01:13 PM (dK+Kv)

If it does I'd consult a doctor
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 01:15 PM (b4tyc)

---------------

After I spent decades trying to find The G Spot?

Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 01:18 PM (+W73Z)

359 It'd be kinda cool if professional boomerang leagues were a thing.
Posted by: Bulg at September 16, 2026 01:17 PM


They used to be a thing. Give it time...they'll be back.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2026 01:18 PM (FAGAJ)

360 That’s it. No more ointments or suppositories for them because they did not talk to their doctor, disclose their HIV status or pronouns.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 16, 2026 01:19 PM (R/obY)

361 Cassandra Peterson is now 74...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 01:16 PM (l3cgK)



And a self-proclaimed lesbian.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 01:19 PM (ccf/V)

362 Oh no the return of the boomerang puns.

Posted by: fd at September 16, 2026 01:19 PM (MWfyi)

363 From Wiki:

Peterson released her memoir, Yours Cruelly, Elvira: Memoirs of the Mistress of the Dark, on September 21, 2021. She revealed in the book that she has been in a relationship with a woman, Teresa "T" Wierson, since 2002. They began their romantic relationship following Peterson's separation from her husband.

Peterson identifies as sexually fluid, though she also accepts "pansexual" as a label.

Peterson was a vegetarian for many years; as of 2021, she continues to maintain a "mostly vegetarian" diet[61] consisting mostly of organic food.[62] She maintains a "toned...down" regimen of yoga, pilates and physical activity for self-care, and reduced her previous heavy drinking to a more moderate level.


Her ex turned her gay?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 01:19 PM (l3cgK)

364 It'd be kinda cool if professional boomerang leagues were a thing.

Posted by: Bulg at September 16, 2026 01:17 PM (77rzZ)

----------------

Professional Trebuchet Leagues > Professional Boomerang Leagues

Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 01:19 PM (+W73Z)

365 God help me, do I *have* to try to figure out what the hell "AFAB people" are?

Posted by: Octochicken at September 16, 2026 01:19 PM (oCS0o)

366 354 It'd be kinda cool if professional boomerang leagues were a thing.
Posted by: Bulg at September 16, 2026 01:17 PM (77rzZ)

I want to see them throw some kid in the crowd the game winning boomerang.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 16, 2026 01:20 PM (Ot/FD)

367 God help me, do I *have* to try to figure out what the hell "AFAB people" are?
Posted by: Octochicken at September 16, 2026 01:19 PM (oCS0o)



A
Fat
Assed
Bitch?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 01:20 PM (ccf/V)

368 361 Cassandra Peterson is now 74...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 01:16 PM (l3cgK)


And a self-proclaimed lesbian.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 01:19 PM (ccf/V)

Ah, the old days, when there were only lesbians homosexuals, and heterosexuals. Simpler times.

Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2026 01:20 PM (Gqar8)

369 365 God help me, do I *have* to try to figure out what the hell "AFAB people" are?

Posted by: Octochicken at September 16, 2026 01:19 PM (oCS0o)

Actual women...Assigned Female At Birth...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 01:21 PM (l3cgK)

370 Professional Trebuchet Leagues > Professional Boomerang Leagues
Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 01:19 PM (+W73Z)
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Punkin Chunkin.

Posted by: Blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at September 16, 2026 01:21 PM (eGzf1)

371 Nood. G-Spot.

Posted by: fd at September 16, 2026 01:21 PM (MWfyi)

372 3D black box revealed
------

The Left are excited for the at home clitorectomies

Posted by: ... at September 16, 2026 01:21 PM (b4tyc)

373 Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2026 01:17 PM (FAGAJ)

Please to pay attention to RMBS's new hash.

Posted by: Rajeety McRajeetface at September 16, 2026 01:21 PM (FrnmL)

374 368 361 Cassandra Peterson is now 74...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 01:16 PM (l3cgK)


And a self-proclaimed lesbian.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 16, 2026 01:19 PM (ccf/V)

Ah, the old days, when there were only lesbians homosexuals, and heterosexuals. Simpler times.

Posted by: tubal at September 16, 2026 01:20 PM (Gqar

Now they even have sex with kitchen utensils, like pans...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 01:21 PM (l3cgK)

375 Her ex turned her gay?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 16, 2026 01:19 PM (l3cgK)

-----------------

She dated Gruesome Newscum.

Posted by: ShainS at September 16, 2026 01:21 PM (+W73Z)

376 334 Emma Lingan???

I think Ol' Em's problem is that her Cabinet of Dr Caligaryesque angle shot to enhance her boobs perceived size is no longer drawing male attention and thus verbal pats on the head.


lingan's problem is that she's getting buried by sweeney.

get it? lingan? bury? ha ha ha ha ha

Posted by: anachronda at September 16, 2026 01:23 PM (v3pYe)

377
Saw this ad with my 12 year old son sitting next to me and the wife on the opposite end of the couch while watching a YouTube video.

Me: I like Sports.

Son: I love Sports.

Wife: Knock it off. (gives me side eye)

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 16, 2026 01:23 PM (OkYzo)

378 Nood, late hits

Posted by: SciVo at September 16, 2026 01:24 PM (ke3zm)

379 > God help me, do I *have* to try to figure out what the hell "AFAB people" are?

"Assigned female at birth."

It's a retarded phrase that fails their own "rules." They claim sex is not gender. But the doctor doesn't "assign" you a gender. They identify your sex.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 16, 2026 01:25 PM (mkw2N)

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