First World Problems...

That seems like the perfect package to carry in one's pocket! But beneath the calm and seemingly well-designed exterior lays a trap!

The wheel at the base has a stop at one end of its range, but not at the other. So randomness suggests that eventually it is going to turn one way more than the other, and that direction pushes the lip balm into the cap, where it happily stays.

A better design would have some sort of ratchet or lock to keep the wheel from turning when not needed, and also a cooling system so that the balm itself isn't so soft from body heat that it seeps out!

These are the times that try men's souls!

Posted by: CBD at 02:00 PM

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1 Foist?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 20, 2026 02:01 PM (2Ez/1)

2 H Mgid is my 1WP

Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2026 02:01 PM (Ia/+0)

3 and also a cooling system"

What's that?

/Europe

Posted by: man at September 20, 2026 02:01 PM (pfXMo)

4 Vanilla lip balm? Isn't that kid of gay for a manly man such as yourself?

Posted by: Tuna at September 20, 2026 02:02 PM (lJ0H4)

5 Hemp seed oil? What kind of hippy shit is that?!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 20, 2026 02:03 PM (+fdRY)

6 My solution? Don’t use them. : )

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 20, 2026 02:03 PM (vupS9)

7 Switch to lipstick?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 20, 2026 02:04 PM (2Cry5)

8 4 Vanilla lip balm? Isn't that kid of gay for a manly man such as yourself?
Posted by: Tuna at September 20, 2026 02:02 PM (lJ0H4)

Dude has spent too much time in Europe. Just sayin…

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 20, 2026 02:04 PM (vupS9)

9 Mgid has ruined this site on phone. My iPad works fine.
My chapstick has gone thru the wash and come out fine. Their cap stays put.

Posted by: Accomack at September 20, 2026 02:05 PM (8jVAy)

10 Also, it inevitably breaks off in the cap, just slightly too far in to easily scoop out, right when it would leave the remnant in the tube too short to be of use either.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 20, 2026 02:06 PM (aJQbY)

11 The answer is a manbag with little compartments to organize things and keep this lip balm upright and away from body heat.

Posted by: Piper at September 20, 2026 02:06 PM (2UJ+q)

12 Piper, we could perhaps call it a messenger bag, or a murse?

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 20, 2026 02:06 PM (aJQbY)

13
Small jar of Carmex. Done.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 20, 2026 02:07 PM (iqcvy)

14 Not to create a distraction, but the Burt's Bees story is pretty interesting.
12 minutes.

https://youtu.be/UfRWmR_X9a8

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 20, 2026 02:08 PM (2Ez/1)

15 The answer is a manbag with little compartments to organize things and keep this lip balm upright and away from body heat.
Posted by: Piper

Shoulder strap or crossbody?

Posted by: Tuna at September 20, 2026 02:08 PM (lJ0H4)

16 12 Piper, we could perhaps call it a messenger bag, or a murse?
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September

A messenger bag would be more palatable, I think. But the idea only works if we remove the stigma of the mb being briefcase sized and allow for smaller ones. Like in between that and a fanny pack. 😂

Posted by: Piper at September 20, 2026 02:08 PM (2UJ+q)

17
I don't and have never known a normal male who uses lip balm.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 20, 2026 02:08 PM (eRlcH)

18 OMG noooooooo!

🚨 NEW: Jim Acosta is FURIOUS at President Trump’s plan to ban CNN and MS Now from the White House: “The press should band together and not cover the White House. Don’t go to the White House.”

“Do not operate a pool anymore. Just stop. Tell them this weekend there will be no pool when he goes to the UN General Assembly on Monday.”

“In addition, it should be told to the White House that there will be no White House Correspondents Dinner. What in the world are the press doing, having a dinner with Donald Trump when he’s going after the free press in this fashion!” adds
@Acosta

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 20, 2026 02:08 PM (ndZc7)

19
Careful CBD, looking for solutions for problems that don't exist leads leftward.

Posted by: Auspex at September 20, 2026 02:12 PM (Y8DZL)

20 Original Chap Stick came in a metal tube. To extend the lubricant one pushed the metal floor plate located in the hollow bottom upward.

For real relief, puncture a Vitamin E capsule and coat your lips with the contents.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 20, 2026 02:12 PM (826kS)

21 We're lobbying Congress to require all these features... for your convenience and safety.

We hope you don't mind the modest price increase to $29.95 per tube. But think of the quality! And no cap goop!

Posted by: Amalgamated Lip Balm Manufacturers Association at September 20, 2026 02:12 PM (nKjQb)

22 Carmex doesn't have those issues CBD.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 20, 2026 02:12 PM (3Ope8)

23 Did Jim Acosta put his hands on his hips?
Did a stomp his foot?

Posted by: I gotta ask at September 20, 2026 02:13 PM (2Ez/1)

24 As a kid I wasn't allowed to have lip balm. If they didn't want me eating it, they shouldn't have made it in flavors. That seems pretty simple to me. Which brings up the question as to whether I'm partially responsible for the warning labels on scented shampoo.

What we really need is "Lib Balm". Although, perhaps that's a market saturation issue...what, with the bear spray and pepper spray already available.

Posted by: Orson at September 20, 2026 02:14 PM (dIske)

25 They need manlier flavors, like Roast Beef or scotch.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 20, 2026 02:14 PM (kpS4V)

26 Flavored lip balm. I think I see the real FWP.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 20, 2026 02:15 PM (3Ope8)

27 Wash my lip balm often, seems no worse for the experience

Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2026 02:15 PM (Ia/+0)

28 Vanilla? Should be pumpkin spice!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 20, 2026 02:16 PM (ndZc7)

29 My first world problem is I can’t get my clip to hook on to the headset cord. I need this so the cord is not just loose as I will without fail get it hooked around the barre when I walk by, yanking it, and me, backwards in a not graceful way.

I have more, but this is th e most immediate issue facing me.

Posted by: Piper at September 20, 2026 02:16 PM (2UJ+q)

30
Hemp Seed Oil?

Finally, an explanation for CBD's whacked-out threads!*

*Though admittedly, consumption of stirred manhattans might be the reason.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 20, 2026 02:16 PM (iJfKG)

31 Vanilla lip balm? Isn't that kid of gay for a manly man such as yourself?
Posted by: Tuna at September 20, 2026 02:02 PM (lJ0H4)

Dude has spent too much time in Europe. Just sayin…
Posted by: Cow Demon at September 20, 2026 02:04 PM (vupS9)

French vanilla would be gay. Regular vanilla is merely gay-adjacent...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 20, 2026 02:16 PM (nbLIj)

32 12 Piper, we could perhaps call it a messenger bag, or a murse?

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 20, 2026 02:06 PM (aJQbY)
-------

USAF surplus gas mask bags with the strap moved to hold the bag vertical work fine. And they are big enough to hold your Channel Locks, screw driver and other metal objects in the bottom with two inside pockets for your money and stuff.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 20, 2026 02:16 PM (826kS)

33 Carmex screams “l HAVE HERPES!”

No. Just. No.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2026 02:17 PM (Jmzdj)

34 I guess a man bag is OK if you use it for concealed carry.

Nah!

Posted by: Weasel at September 20, 2026 02:17 PM (H5nit)

35 Jets/GB are two mediocre teams. Won’t get 15 wins from the two of them.

Posted by: Accomack at September 20, 2026 02:18 PM (T8bqm)

36 Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2026 02:17 PM (Jmzdj)

Seriously. WATF?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 20, 2026 02:18 PM (3Ope8)

37 As a teenager my family took a ski trip way, way, way up north into the mountains of North Carolina. During the trip I bought a wild cherry Chapstick. To this day, whenever I smell cherry chapstick I'm reminded of that trip.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 20, 2026 02:18 PM (2Ez/1)

38 Shoulder strap or crossbody?
Posted by: Tuna

Crossbody for extra gayness. And a 🌈 button.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 20, 2026 02:18 PM (nESHF)

39 Bag balm is great stuff. I use it on pipe threads,too

Posted by: Accomack at September 20, 2026 02:19 PM (T8bqm)

40
“In addition, it should be told to the White House that there will be no White House Correspondents Dinner. What in the world are the press doing, having a dinner with Donald Trump when he’s going after the free press in this fashion!” adds
@Acosta
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 20, 2026 02:08 PM (ndZc7)

Oh, no!

Not "No White House Correspondents Dinner"!!!

Pro Tip for Ol' Jimbo - Don't threaten Trump with a good time.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 20, 2026 02:20 PM (iJfKG)

41 I got that lip balm at the coblogger retreat.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 20, 2026 02:20 PM (k5CNB)

42 Bag balm works pretty well everywhere. Except lips.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 20, 2026 02:20 PM (3Ope8)

43 Everybody knows you should carry this in your purse.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 20, 2026 02:21 PM (5C90x)

44 Atomic balm

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 20, 2026 02:22 PM (Cqx++)

45
White House Correspondents Dinner

_________

Where mediocre people can feel important.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 20, 2026 02:23 PM (eRlcH)

46
I got that lip balm at the coblogger retreat.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 20, 2026 02:20 PM (k5CNB)

He ran out of Lancôme Pearly Pink Lip Gloss.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 20, 2026 02:23 PM (iJfKG)

47 In addition, it should be told to the White House that there will be no White House Correspondents Dinner.

Right Jimbo, because everyone knows that a bunch of freeloading, boot licking, sycophants will turn down the best meal they'll have all year long.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 20, 2026 02:23 PM (3Ope8)

48 Suzy. Suzy Chapstick.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 20, 2026 02:24 PM (Cqx++)

49 I got nothin that compares to this lip balm problem. Nothin.

Posted by: From about That Time at September 20, 2026 02:24 PM (sl73Y)

50 They need manlier flavors, like Roast Beef or scotch.
Posted by: All Hail Eris

Scotch sounds okay.

Roast beef sounds like it would invite doggy kisses and hungry wasps.

Posted by: mikeski at September 20, 2026 02:24 PM (VHUov)

51 Martinez Long was 19 years old on July 3, 2026, when he went to a mall called the Fairlane Town Center, located in Dearborn, Michigan. Somehow a fight broke out — through no fault of Long’s own — and Cameron Watkins shot and killed Keonte Seaborn. ‘Watkins then shot another person during a struggle, and continued to shoot his gun recklessly in the mall before Long acted.’ Long then ‘fatally shot Watkins,’ ending his rampage.

-
Sumbitch was carrying a gun and the judge let him,have it.

The judge admonished Long for carrying the gun and told him he has to think before he acts.

"Fortunately, you weren't injured, but nonetheless, you had a gun there in the first place, which was poor judgment," he said. "And what do you need a gun for protection in a mall, in the first place?"

-
Yeah, everybody knows malls are perfectly safe. He got two years probation.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 20, 2026 02:25 PM (ndZc7)

52 I'm working on a new flavor.

Posted by: Gweneth Paltrow at September 20, 2026 02:26 PM (nESHF)

53 Atomic balm

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 20, 2026 02:22 PM (Cqx++)

Atomic Punk!

https://tinyurl.com/bncc3prp

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 20, 2026 02:26 PM (3Ope8)

54 Lubriplate. The correct product for chapping and chafing of all sorts has always been Lubriplate 130-A gun grease.

Posted by: Weasel at September 20, 2026 02:27 PM (H5nit)

55 The fix for the lip balm wheel that you mention would probably cost one penny more per tube, and the manufacturer would never dream of spending so much money on such an extravagance.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 20, 2026 02:27 PM (sTKQb)

56 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 20, 2026 02:25 PM (ndZc7)

Dude...lighthearted! We have plenty of opportunities on this blog for serious stuff.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 20, 2026 02:28 PM (k5CNB)

57 Had a FWP plumbing leak before work this week. Waited until I got home to properly fix it. 50 minutes and needed no parts not on hand. Added a shut off valve on line as well as it was at beginning if that 1/2 " line right at split of systems.
50 minutes to fix it.

Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2026 02:28 PM (Ia/+0)

58 Lubriplate. The correct product for chapping and chafing of all sorts has always been Lubriplate 130-A gun grease.

Posted by: Weasel at September 20, 2026 02:27 PM (H5nit)

I use Permatex for AR barrel nuts. That might work on lips. And as a bonus it is a cool color!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 20, 2026 02:31 PM (k5CNB)

59 Peggy Flanagan
@peggyflanagan
It’s way past time we elect a Native woman to the US Senate.

-
What about Big Chief Squaw Speaks With Forked Tongue, Peggy?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 20, 2026 02:31 PM (ndZc7)

60 I don't and have never known a normal male who uses lip balm.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

I've used chapstick after the lips get all burnt skiing, use it for a day or two after. But no, what do they call it, pursing, the lips.

Posted by: From about That Time at September 20, 2026 02:33 PM (sl73Y)

61 >> The answer is a manbag with little compartments to organize things and keep this lip balm upright and away from body heat.

There is never a situation where this is the answer.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 20, 2026 02:33 PM (viF8m)

62 It would cost us 1500$ to upgrade the electric service and have 4 Mitsubishi heat pumps installed. Only thing that bothers me is that NYC requires that the installer disable the FF heat system, steam in my case, by cutting the gas and steam pipes.
Disabling our FF heat gets us a 9000$ rebate on the install.

Posted by: Accomack at September 20, 2026 02:33 PM (/Chlc)

63 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Where's My Cookie? at September 20, 2026 02:25 PM (ndZc7)

Dude...lighthearted! We have plenty of opportunities on this blog for serious stuff.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 20, 2026 02:28 PM (k5CNB)

A-Wrecks likes crashing the book thread with this stuff too.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 20, 2026 02:34 PM (kpS4V)

64 I don't and have never known a normal male who uses lip balm.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 20, 2026 02:08 PM (eRlcH)

Tune in next week when CBD complains that there is no over-the-counter product that works well for bleaching his butthole.

Posted by: one hour sober at September 20, 2026 02:34 PM (J4Dwc)

65 Pork butt in the slow cooker. Been in there for about 10 hours. Atill not shredding like I want it to.

Son #1 heading here for the Seasquabs game. Pork butt Sammie’s on a toasted sesame seed bun with Cole slaw mustard and pickles.

Oh. And beef tallow fried potato chips.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2026 02:34 PM (yEz+x)

66 >>> Posted by: one hour sober at September 20, 2026 02:34 PM (J4Dwc)

I've met CBD, and he is no Josh Brolin.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 20, 2026 02:35 PM (+fdRY)

67 > USAF surplus gas mask bags with the strap moved to hold the bag vertical work fine.
---------
Remember the machinegun in a violin case?

There's a weird sub-culture obsessed with taking long guns, especially those with folding stocks, and finding "the perfect" soft sided guitar bag for it.

So as to not be "obvious" with what you've got.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 20, 2026 02:35 PM (2Cry5)

68 I honestly can't remember the last time I needed lip balm. Been years. And that was when I had a fairly bad cold.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at September 20, 2026 02:35 PM (0aYVJ)

69 I like Burt's Bees beeswax stick for chapped lips.

But I never seem to have any on hand and just suffer instead. Because dumb.

James Talarico's favorite Chap Stick is penis.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 20, 2026 02:36 PM (ca8Qt)

70 Tune in next week when CBD complains that there is no over-the-counter product that works well for bleaching his butthole.
Posted by: one hour sober

Good thing I wasn't drinking anything or my tablet screen would have been dripping.

Posted by: Tuna at September 20, 2026 02:36 PM (lJ0H4)

71 At No Pasaran blog he tells us it would have been Sofia Loren's birthday

Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2026 02:37 PM (Ia/+0)

72 Tune in next week when CBD complains that there is no over-the-counter product that works well for bleaching his butthole.
Posted by: one hour sober at September 20, 2026 02:34 PM

Thought question:
Could America one day become a bidet culture?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 20, 2026 02:38 PM (2Ez/1)

73 FWP: My municipality provides multiple rubbish bins in the alley for household, kitchen trash, but it never fails that some lazy fuck puts their lawn clippings and amazon packaging in the bin and fill it up because they are too lazy to take it to the dumpster down the street. Big ass cardboard boxes with packing material. Funny thing is, they never remove the shipping label so you always know who they are and where they live.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 20, 2026 02:38 PM (5C90x)

74 Oh wait, I do have a FWP this week. The NWS forecast is calling for an overnight low on Wednesday below 70 degrees.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 20, 2026 02:40 PM (+fdRY)

75 At No Pasaran blog he tells us it would have been Sofia Loren's birthday
Posted by: Skip

Sophia still alive and kicking at age 92.

Posted by: Tuna at September 20, 2026 02:40 PM (lJ0H4)

76 Is "rubbish" a US word or a UK word?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 20, 2026 02:41 PM (2Ez/1)

77 Oh. And beef tallow fried potato chips.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2026 02:34 PM (yEz+x)

I just defrosted some beef tallow! I will be making thick-cut fries this week!

Probably triple-cooked, because why not make it more complicated!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 20, 2026 02:41 PM (k5CNB)

78 I've got a modern problem.

You know when you have a really nice bottle of whiskey, and sop you pour a glass for yourself after-dinner and suddenly realize that the bottle is less than 1/4 full, and soon will be empty, and-

you're unable to buy said whiskey where you live, nor send for it mail-order cuz of Texas alcoholic beverage laws?

In this case, the whiskey is -

"Method and Madness Single Pot Irish Whiskey Finished in Mulberry Wood Casks"

Just one of the nicest possible sips of whiskey you can indulge in.

And now the end is near...

The horror. The horror.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 20, 2026 02:41 PM (iJfKG)

79 I've met CBD, and he is no Josh Brolin.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 20, 2026 02:35 PM (+fdRY)

Thank You!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 20, 2026 02:42 PM (k5CNB)

80 >>Is "rubbish" a US word or a UK word?

Old English.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 20, 2026 02:43 PM (viF8m)

81 FWP here is that Pancho, the 8 lb apple head Chiuhaua, master of all he sees, destroyer of leather that lieth on the floor or falls within reach, has decided he needs some facetime and has made camp in my lap before I could refill my coffee.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 20, 2026 02:43 PM (3Ope8)

82 It’s Big Balm man. You can’t win against it.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 20, 2026 02:43 PM (X57RB)

83 CBD,

Pop popcorn in beef tallow.
Sprinkle with truffle salt.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2026 02:43 PM (yEz+x)

84 Well then,
Happy Birthday Sofia!

Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2026 02:44 PM (Ia/+0)

85 These are the times that try men's souls!

Heard the same thing yesterday at the seafood restaurant where I knew the chef was having some personal problems. I complimented him, hoping to make his day a bit better. He smiled and waved with his large coking fork and said "These are the tines that fry men's soles!"

Posted by: Diogenes at September 20, 2026 02:44 PM (2WIwB)

86 Just one of the nicest possible sips of whiskey you can indulge in.

And now the end is near...

The horror. The horror.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 20, 2026 02:41 PM (iJfKG)

Old Dominick Huling Station Very Small Batch Bourbon.

I know it is available in Texas, so if you can find it I promise it will make your current crisis much easier to tolerate.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 20, 2026 02:45 PM (k5CNB)

87 Who told you to put the balm on?

https://youtu.be/byCj2kfIpXI

Posted by: Jackie Chiles at September 20, 2026 02:45 PM (2Ez/1)

88 Spend time in the sun on the ocean. You'll figure out a need for lip balm.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 20, 2026 02:45 PM (viF8m)

89 Oh, btw,

Sunny and 59 and wind out of the north here on the beach. Absolutely gorgeous. I love sweater and wool hat weather.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2026 02:45 PM (yEz+x)

90 USAF FWP:

Fishing charter out of Pensacola hooked a MQM-172 drone and brought it ashore. No doubt the drone came from nearby Hulbert Field, or Eglin AFB, maybe.

Posted by: one hour sober at September 20, 2026 02:46 PM (J4Dwc)

91 Just one of the nicest possible sips of whiskey you can indulge in.

And now the end is near...

The horror. The horror.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 20, 2026 02:41 PM (iJfKG)

Old Dominick Huling Station Very Small Batch Bourbon.

I know it is available in Texas, so if you can find it I promise it will make your current crisis much easier to tolerate.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 20, 2026 02:45 PM (k5CNB)

I'll have to check it out!

Thank you, sir.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 20, 2026 02:46 PM (iJfKG)

92 My wife bought me a bottle of Colonel E.H. Taylor Bourbon the other day. One I've never tried. I'll be opening it after a bit, maybe after dinner and have some with a cigar.

If it cools down a bit.

It was 90+ last night at 10PM.

I'm sure this is some sort of FWP

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 20, 2026 02:46 PM (2Cry5)

93 Pork butt in the slow cooker.
Used to date her.
And fuck pop up ads

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at September 20, 2026 02:46 PM (mcegB)

94 an electric shock warning device on the wheel would be helpful, or perhaps a freon horn to warn you when to stop turning

Posted by: DanMan at September 20, 2026 02:47 PM (8uzBS)

95 Saving a comment for the food thread. Not much but it'll be something.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 20, 2026 02:47 PM (aJQbY)

96 >>Spend time in the sun on the ocean. You'll figure out a need for lip balm.

I have. Never used it.

Posted by: one hour sober at September 20, 2026 02:48 PM (J4Dwc)

97 JackStraw,

The salty sea feeds my spirit like nothing else.
You get it. Skritches for Elvis. He’s a lucky boy.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2026 02:48 PM (yEz+x)

98 I solved my problem, y’all can stop worrying about me potentially decapitating myself now!

Off to teach the 18 people in this class. Planks are going to be fun. Oh! Another FWP!

Posted by: Piper at September 20, 2026 02:49 PM (2UJ+q)

99 Vaseline w/ vitamin E.

Posted by: olddog in mo at September 20, 2026 02:49 PM (Hbeqj)

100 Lauren Boebert has had two affairs.
With women, according to an affidavit

Posted by: Yyrog the Lich King at September 20, 2026 02:49 PM (ENb8M)

101 Just buy a tube of Carmex. It's a more effective product, anywsy. It also has a cap that doesn't turn, and it doesn't matter if warms up, because it comes out through a little pinhole.

FWP solved.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 20, 2026 02:49 PM (BI5O2)

102 Someone will go on Shark Tank with a business to solve this and ask for $750k for 0.2% equity.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 20, 2026 02:49 PM (X57RB)

103 Seriously, lip balm is another one of those "battery operated back scratchers." IMO, not needed and reflective of a civilization that is getting too damn comfortable (and get off my lawn). Here's my proof:

(((A hydrating Lip Treatment powered by Marine Glycoproteins to deeply nourish, repair and protect skin. Seals in moisture to leave lips quenched, with a bright and refreshing blend of crushed mint leaves and just a touch of sugary sweetness. Instantly soothes dry lips with a gentle cooling effect and a glossy, clear finish.))

Want to guess the cost? It's "only" $20 for a tube the size of those sample toothpaste tubes at you standard hotel. Here are your flavor choices... Mint, Blueberry Frenchtoast, Campfire S'mores, and Gingerbread.

I'll save everyone $20...drink the daily alottment of water, clean your mouth after eating, don't drool, and cover up in very cold weather.

Posted by: Orson at September 20, 2026 02:50 PM (dIske)

104 Lauren Boebert has had two affairs.
With women, according to an affidavit
Posted by: Yyrog the Lich King

You know the rule.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 20, 2026 02:50 PM (X57RB)

105
Here's something funny, my mom hired some random electrician to do some work on a distant property she owns and she can't remember where she got him, who referred him, how to get hold of him. She has an invoice with nothing but his name on it that she paid via a bank transfer. She needs to find him again for some business purpose or other.

I googled him and the only hit is on a doxxing website. Neo-Nazi Proud Boy white supremacist lol. He seems to have completely scrubbed himself from the web other than that. He might -- *might** -- actually be antisemitic, but I can't tell because the doxxing site is Antifa and they're about as reliable as your average nutty antisemite. Supposedly he did good electrical work.

woopsie!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 20, 2026 02:51 PM (mmrXZ)

106 YD,

See post 33

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2026 02:51 PM (yEz+x)

107 FWP #1: Dad is coming to live with me and the only available way to get Fox News and ESPN in my area is cable.

FWP #2: sensor went off on the freeway and says one tore has only 27 PSI. Then 26. Now back to 27. Maybe it's because it's cold now. Or maybe the tire is leaking. It's a new tire, too.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at September 20, 2026 02:52 PM (OYHOj)

108 Here's my complaint about lip balm. My wife likes to use it, and she keeps it in her pockets. Several times, she has left the lip balm in her pocket and it went into the laundry. The dryer melted the lip balm and it put grease spots all over the clothes in the dryer.

I confess, I have done even worse. One time I let a purple carpenter's crayon in my pocket. That melted and we could never get those stains out of the clothes.

Posted by: Ralph at September 20, 2026 02:52 PM (8WZD4)

109 I don't and have never known a normal male who uses lip balm.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 20, 2026 02:08 PM (eRlcH)

Move to the high desert in the Rockies. Round about January you'll have a very masculine patch of raw, mauled flesh that looks like hamburger, strathing from the base of your nose to your chin.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 20, 2026 02:52 PM (BI5O2)

110 Just remembered, my Next FWP is my garage door springs are done for. Looked at Lowes, Homy Depot and they don't seem to carry huge springs

Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2026 02:52 PM (Ia/+0)

111 62 It would cost us 1500$ to upgrade the electric service and have 4 Mitsubishi heat pumps installed. Only thing that bothers me is that NYC requires that the installer disable the FF heat system, steam in my case, by cutting the gas and steam pipes.
Disabling our FF heat gets us a 9000$ rebate on the install.

Posted by: Accomack
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Old Indian saying:
Let's don't and say we did.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 20, 2026 02:53 PM (826kS)

112 I'm the lucky one, nurse. I get to take care of this little angel.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 20, 2026 02:53 PM (viF8m)

113 Spend time on a sailboat and you’ll need some sort of lip protection.

Snow sports as well.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2026 02:54 PM (yEz+x)

114 Leftists with all kinds of bizarre kinky crap care about someone's sex life.
Sure.

Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2026 02:55 PM (Ia/+0)

115 Spend some time in the sun above 11,000' and you'll wish you had been born without lips.

Posted by: Weasel at September 20, 2026 02:56 PM (H5nit)

116 >>>Lauren Boebert has had two affairs.
With women, according to an affidavit

Posted by: Yyrog the Lich King

>We don't run in the same social circles or but if we did, I'd give her and lady friends a good rogering.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 20, 2026 02:56 PM (5C90x)

117 NYC will inspect the job and cut the installer a check.
Two teams going no where.

Posted by: Accomack at September 20, 2026 03:02 PM (8jVAy)

118
Spend some time in the sun above 11,000' and you'll wish you had been born without lips.
Posted by: Weasel

Can you get a lip transplant?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 20, 2026 03:03 PM (Cqx++)

119 I once left a pack of Trident in my pants that went thru the wash. The pack disintegrated. I didn’t notice anything until the gum melted in the dryer. It was my work clothes and I said nothing to the wife.

Posted by: Accomack at September 20, 2026 03:04 PM (8jVAy)

120 > Spend some time in the sun above 11,000' and you'll wish you had been born without lips.
Posted by: Weasel
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A day skiing in Utah... nice, sunny. Not too cold.

Burnt to a crisp.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 20, 2026 03:05 PM (2Cry5)

121 Is "rubbish" a US word or a UK word?
Posted by: Quarter Twenty

Back when, your garbage would be picked up for the pig farm, sort accordingly and put in garbage pail in ground. Your trash was burnable, and burned, accordingly. Your rubbish, things that didn't burn, broken stuff, and the like, was usually placed in a barrel in the garage or shed and brought to the town dump periodically. If they had deposits on them, like tonic, the bottles went into a bottle bin, rinsed. Cashed in at the store.

Posted by: From about That Time at September 20, 2026 03:06 PM (sl73Y)

122 you're unable to buy said whiskey where you live, nor send for it mail-order cuz of Texas alcoholic beverage laws?

In this case, the whiskey is -

"Method and Madness Single Pot Irish Whiskey Finished in Mulberry Wood Casks"

And now the end is near...

The horror. The horror.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 20, 2026 02:41
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I think it's a worse situation. Looks like it was a limited edition that came out 2021. I don't think they make it anymore.

Posted by: olddog in mo at September 20, 2026 03:09 PM (Hbeqj)

123 I just use Pureleaf Lard like real men.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 20, 2026 03:11 PM (4NO2D)

124 I think rubbish is a British word

Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2026 03:11 PM (Ia/+0)

125 the bottles went into a bottle bin, rinsed. Cashed in at the store.
Posted by: From about That Time

I remember when we were newlyweds and money was tight we used to cash in the bottles for needed cash. Luckily my husband was a Pepsi addict so we always had a lot of empty bottles. Those were the days.

Posted by: Tuna at September 20, 2026 03:14 PM (lJ0H4)

126 That's how you do it.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 20, 2026 03:15 PM (viF8m)

127 Fellow Morons!

I wanted to let you know that I reached my campaign funding goal today. I have at least 155 in-district donations, as well as well over the $6700 that I need to qualify for state funding. I will probably receive a few challenges to the submission, so I'm calling around locally to improve my buffer in both metrics.

I absolutely could not have done this without Ace, CBD, and the rest of you farking gray box bastages out there. I'll work on my funding package tonight with my treasurer and get up to Hartford tomorrow to meet with the State Election Commission to deliver my data. If all goes well, I should have my money by 5 Oct 2026, the day before my debate with Anne Hughes.

While it's nice to see my name up in lights (and the sidebar!), there's no need to keep it up there. Thanks, CBD.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 20, 2026 03:16 PM (0CU3H)

128 >>While it's nice to see my name up in lights (and the sidebar!), there's no need to keep it up there. Thanks, CBD.

Fuck that. You have a race to win. Make the name larger.

Go win.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 20, 2026 03:18 PM (viF8m)

129 I think it's a worse situation. Looks like it was a limited edition that came out 2021. I don't think they make it anymore.

Posted by: olddog in mo at September 20, 2026 03:09 PM (Hbeqj)

It's available in a few places in...Ireland!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 20, 2026 03:19 PM (k5CNB)

130 This balm has rosemary extract. Most balms have an ingredient like that which contains menthol or camphor compounds. This is the source of the cooling sensation you get from many lip balms. The problem is that menthol and camphor are initially soothing and then later irritating. This irritation makes the wearer feel like they need another coating of lip balm.

I'm a Colorado high desert girl. I gave up lip balm once I realized what was going on. The best thing about giving it up is that I have had zero cases of cracked lips since giving it up. My lips have never been smoother or more comfortable. (No lipstick either.)

If it's windy, cold, or dry, the barest touch of Neutrogena Norwegian Formula hand cream (unscented -- the scented stuff tastes nasty) will keep my lips comfortable. I might need it after brushing my teeth in the morning and again later if I've been out in the wind. The Norwegian cream contains no irritants like menthol or camphor.

Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at September 20, 2026 03:21 PM (OlzlW)

131 Over engineering is not a good look CBD.
Now, what you need are small, single use applicators for the balm. Somewhat syringe shaped or bullet shaped that deploys just enough balm for one application. These you can buy in a pack, or clip, of 10. Just throw them in a drawer.

Bit of a Second Amendment vibe going for the gun owners. Parched lips are the last thing you need when hunting or popping of looters.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at September 20, 2026 03:23 PM (lDkhm)

132
40

Oh, no!

Not "No White House Correspondents Dinner"!!!

Pro Tip for Ol' Jimbo - Don't threaten Trump with a good time.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 20, 2026 02:20 PM

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Let's see here. At the last House Correspondents Dinner, a loser ran past ineffective security with a shotgun to try and kill Trump, the dinner was cancelled, and the 'correspondents' in the audience stole the unopened bottles of wine off the tables as they left. I can see why Acosta would think that was a good time, but what's in it for Trump?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 20, 2026 03:23 PM (azNOR)

133 Can the Russians be trusted?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGzJaTH6lHU

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 20, 2026 03:27 PM (826kS)

134 Would bacon grease work as lib balm?

Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2026 03:29 PM (Ia/+0)

135 Lighthearted. Adjective: light·heart·ed
Free from care, anxiety, or seriousness : happy-go-lucky

Get the hint?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 20, 2026 03:31 PM (k5CNB)

136 5 Oct 2026, the day before my debate with Anne Hughes.

While it's nice to see my name up in lights (and the sidebar!), there's no need to keep it up there. Thanks, CBD.

Posted by: Darrell Harris
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No way. CBD will publish some time and date and channel access to the debate. How could we miss such a thing?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 20, 2026 03:31 PM (826kS)

137 I think I might inject some botox poison into my lips so the application of lip balm can be done with a toilet plunger. That's not gay or anything. It's dominance!!!

Plus, if I ever get caught in a hurricane, I can affix myself to the nearest smooth surface.

Posted by: Orson at September 20, 2026 03:35 PM (dIske)

138 Well. at least there's a simple solution to this problem: Next time - buy the CHOCOLATE lip balm. (That's my public service message for today).

Posted by: Dr_No at September 20, 2026 03:35 PM (ayRl+)

139 >>>Would bacon grease work as lib balm?

Posted by: Skip

>How do you feel about carnivorous yellow jackets and hornets? They'll be barnstorming you face, checking out your fragrance.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 20, 2026 03:36 PM (5C90x)

140 You know chapstick is cheap enough to buy a box and just go through 'em as needed.

"Move to the high desert in the Rockies. Round about January you'll have a very masculine patch of raw, mauled flesh that looks like hamburger, strathing from the base of your nose to your chin.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 20, 2026 02:52 PM (BI5O2)"

No shit. If it's gay but works, well, it's still kinda gay but the man code precludes bringing it up

Posted by: heya at September 20, 2026 03:36 PM (TfRuS)

141 I can watch a lot of things, but, I can’t watch the Jets win.

Posted by: Accomack at September 20, 2026 03:37 PM (/Chlc)

142 Would bacon grease work as lib balm?

Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2026 03:29 PM (Ia/+0)

There is a scene in a Hemingway short story in which a convalescing soldier uses olive oil (I think) on his sunburned lips and face.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 20, 2026 03:37 PM (k5CNB)

143 Pro Tip: chicks do not want to make out if your nasty lips are all chapped and cracked.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 20, 2026 03:39 PM (RIvkX)

144 29 My first world problem is I can’t get my clip to hook on to the headset cord. I need this so the cord is not just loose as I will without fail get it hooked around the barre when I walk by, yanking it, and me, backwards in a not graceful way.

I have more, but this is th e most immediate issue facing me.
Posted by: Piper at September 20, 2026 02:16 PM (2UJ+q

Wireless headset?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 20, 2026 03:39 PM (6ydKt)

145 Gottta give him credit, Aaron Rogers just made probably his last tackle.

Posted by: From about That Time at September 20, 2026 03:45 PM (sl73Y)

146 VANILLA? Is that garret's?

Posted by: m at September 20, 2026 03:46 PM (odBC9)

147 107 FWP #1: Dad is coming to live with me and the only available way to get Fox News and ESPN in my area is cable.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at September 20, 2026 02:52 PM (OYHOj)

Hulu Live, Sling TV, and YouTube TV both have Fox News and ESPN.

They are live streaming services that are basically cable/satellite over the internet.

If you have decent internet bandwidth, 500mbps of so, it should work fine. Fir the basic package they run a little cheaper than cable or staellite.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 20, 2026 03:46 PM (6ydKt)

148 You know, I forgot its football season

Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2026 03:47 PM (Ia/+0)

149 VANILLA? Is that garret's?

Posted by: m at September 20, 2026 03:46 PM (odBC9)

I get this stuff from my dentist, along with a toothbrush and toothpaste.

And I imagine he gets it from the manufacturer as a perk, so it's probably overproduction.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 20, 2026 03:48 PM (k5CNB)

150 Okay, this is both strange and funny. My wife decided that she would start eating sardines, apparently never ever having eaten one. She bought not one twelve can case of the fish, but two.

I predict this will not go well.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 20, 2026 03:49 PM (4NO2D)

151 Try this to keep your lip balm from going soft in the heat. https://www.mychapie.com/ It really works.

Posted by: Skinnedknuckles at September 20, 2026 03:49 PM (i97dQ)

152 You had to wonder when McCartthy would drop Rodgers.
Eagles losing to Tennessee would be delish.

Posted by: Accomack at September 20, 2026 03:49 PM (T8bqm)

153 I have YouTubeTV. Great stuff. 100mps is fine for tv and internwt

Posted by: Accomack at September 20, 2026 03:50 PM (T8bqm)

154 EMPTY LIP BALM TUBES -- REPURPOSED
Broken crayon pieces can be upcycled into twist-up drawing crayons by melting crayon scraps in a clean tin can (placed in boiling water) then carefully poured into an empty fully rolled-down lip balm tube.

Posted by: Kathy at September 20, 2026 03:50 PM (MOK4W)

155 Bacon grease would be too salty for a balm. Pure lard not so much.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 20, 2026 03:50 PM (4NO2D)

156 151 Try this to keep your lip balm from going soft in the heat.
Posted by: Skinnedknuckles at September 20, 2026 03:49 PM (i97dQ)

It was in the pool!

Posted by: m at September 20, 2026 03:50 PM (odBC9)

157 This balm has Rosemary extract.

I wondered what ever became of her.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 20, 2026 03:51 PM (IMGZD)

158 24 cans of sardines. I am baffled.

I suggested that we make some form of garum with them.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 20, 2026 03:51 PM (4NO2D)

159 A leather holster for a revolver, but it's pink plastic and each chamber has a different flavor of lip baum.

Posted by: NaughtyPine - completely spitballing at September 20, 2026 03:52 PM (OYHOj)

160 I use ChapStick Classic Original "skin protectant." It stays beautifully warm in my front right jeans pocket.

Posted by: m at September 20, 2026 03:53 PM (odBC9)

161 157 This balm has Rosemary extract.

I wondered what ever became of her.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 20, 2026 03:51 PM (IMGZD)

hahahahaha

Nobody knows where Rosemary goes.

Posted by: m at September 20, 2026 03:54 PM (odBC9)

162 Nobody knows where Rosemary goes.
Posted by: m at September 20, 2026 03:54 PM

I do.

Posted by: Tony Macaulay at September 20, 2026 03:55 PM (4NO2D)

163 And Burt’s Bees makes the best lip products.

Their tinted lip balm is inexpensive and wears great.

Chapstick is too waxy for me. But my boys like it. I think. They get a stick or three in their stockings every Christmas. Socks, boxers, pj bottoms too. And an orange.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2026 03:55 PM (7b2l4)

164 Vaseline makes some decent lip protection.

It comes in a toothpaste type tube with an applicator tip with a hole in. Squeeze and the stuff comes out the top and you just rub it where you want it.

I get chapped lips easy in our low humidity winters especially if it’s windy out. Used Vaseline brand for years to prevent it.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 20, 2026 03:56 PM (6ydKt)

165 Squeeze and the stuff comes out the top and you just rub it where you want it.

That’s what she said.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2026 03:57 PM (7b2l4)

166 10 Also, it inevitably breaks off in the cap, just slightly too far in to easily scoop out, right when it would leave the remnant in the tube too short to be of use either.
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 20, 2026 02:06 PM (aJQbY)

You could keep that old tube of "lip gloss" in the master bathroom and use a Q-tip to get those little bits out.

Posted by: m at September 20, 2026 03:57 PM (odBC9)

167 164 It comes in a toothpaste type tube with an applicator tip with a hole in. Squeeze and the stuff comes out the top and you just rub it where you want it.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 20, 2026 03:56 PM (6ydKt)

you just rub it where you want it
... after checking local laws

Posted by: m at September 20, 2026 03:58 PM (odBC9)

168 107 FWP #1: Dad is coming to live with me and the only available way to get Fox News and ESPN in my area is cable.

FWP #2: sensor went off on the freeway and says one tore has only 27 PSI. Then 26. Now back to 27. Maybe it's because it's cold now. Or maybe the tire is leaking. It's a new tire, too.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at September 20, 2026 02:52 PM (OYHOj)

Good deal then.
At 100 - 250 mbps you can get internet around $30/40 per month, I’d imagine.

1 gig fiber runs me around $100.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 20, 2026 03:59 PM (6ydKt)

169 Posted by: CBD at 02:00 PM
CBD, you cut the blue plastic wrong by the cap, there; it's all raggedy and it might nick you or pick up lint from your pocket.

Posted by: m at September 20, 2026 04:00 PM (odBC9)

170 153 I have YouTubeTV. Great stuff. 100mps is fine for tv and internwt
Posted by: Accomack at September 20, 2026 03:50 PM (T8bqm)

I was replying to this.

FWP, pressing Copy on an iPad only for it to fake you out and only make you think it actually copied.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 20, 2026 04:00 PM (6ydKt)

171 Get cleaned up and upstairs.
FOODIE NOODIE TIME

Posted by: Skip at September 20, 2026 04:00 PM (Ia/+0)

172 Just do it while you're alone. And wash your hands afterwards.

Posted by: Always good advice at September 20, 2026 04:01 PM (2Ez/1)

173 My wife uses a lot of ChapStick. She typically buys a multi-pack of the stuff about every 3 months. I'll spend about 4 or 5 hours outside tomorrow, but won't get chapped lips. Like, ever.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 20, 2026 04:01 PM (2Cry5)

174 It's a good FWP, CBD!

Posted by: m at September 20, 2026 04:02 PM (odBC9)

175 165 Squeeze and the stuff comes out the top and you just rub it where you want it.

That’s what she said.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2026 03:57 PM (7b2l4)

you just rub it where you want it
... after checking local laws
Posted by: m at September 20, 2026 03:58 PM (odBC9)

I thought about that phrasing for a second but knew the horde wouldn’t disappoint if I just went with it.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 20, 2026 04:03 PM (6ydKt)

176 175 165 Squeeze and the stuff comes out the top and you just rub it where you want it.

That’s what she said.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2026 03:57 PM (7b2l4)

you just rub it where you want it
... after checking local laws
Posted by: m at September 20, 2026 03:58 PM (odBC9)

I thought about that phrasing for a second but knew the horde wouldn’t disappoint if I just went with it.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 20, 2026 04:03 PM (6ydKt)

; )

Posted by: m at September 20, 2026 04:05 PM (odBC9)

177 Fude nude

Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 20, 2026 04:06 PM (nbLIj)

178 I like push up bras, though.

Posted by: Sam Melonhead, Attorney-at-Law at September 20, 2026 04:08 PM (Fn+3X)

179 Oh, man, Germany is becoming very entertaining. It looks like the AfD won in Mecklenburg-Western Pomerania. But, that's not the fun part.

The Far Left group looks to be coming out on top in Berling (which is little surprise). But, here's the fun part. Those in power and the EU have been stating that AfD matches up with the WW2 Nazis, claiming both were far right (regardless of that not being true, it is a common narrative of AfD's opposition, the EU and the media). BUT, the "Central Council of Jews" in Germany is up at arms because they consider the far left more attuned to the WW2 Nazis and are deeply anti-Semitic.

(((Central Council President Josef Schuster on Sunday.

"The fact that a party whose campaign rallies openly called for people's deaths is set to emerge victorious from the election deeply troubles me." ))))

_________________________

The Central Council of Jews are directly challenging the far Left and categorizing their anti-Semitic behavior/comments....which directly contradicts the strategy of opposition to the AfD. So, to placate the Jews in Germany, they will have to address their misrepresentation.

Fun stuff from fallen Europe.

Posted by: Orson at September 20, 2026 04:10 PM (dIske)

180 Wireless headset?
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 20, 2026

The battery pack is wireless, but the headset plugs into the battery pack. I have looked into a wireless mic, but the ones that don’t sound like there is a windstorm or come flying off your shirt during cardio are pretty pricey. I would need a whole new receiver, too. It’s on the list of things that would be great to have when I hit 300 members.

Posted by: Piper at September 20, 2026 04:10 PM (2UJ+q)

181 I always keep wheelbearing grease around. Nice red color, will work on all chapping.

Posted by: The Penske File at September 20, 2026 04:11 PM (Fn+3X)

182 @ 172 Just do it while you're alone. And wash your hands afterwards. Posted by: Always good advice at September 20, 2026 04:01 PM (2Ez/1)
___________________________

That statement has SO many levels of interpretation …

Posted by: Dr_No at September 20, 2026 04:18 PM (ayRl+)

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