Quick Hits

Wesley Yang
@wesyang

It really is true that 9/11 is coming to be memorialized chiefly, if not solely, as an attack on Muslims

Transracial pioneer Rachel Dolezar is now a Certified Sex and Relationship Coach, surprising nobody.

Degenerate Kennedy layabout and clout-farmer Jack Schlossburg's "girlfriend" says he's cheating on her with 200+ women, which must mean he's running again for higher office. Gay Democrats always leak it that they're knee-deep in mish before a run.

Karol Markowicz
@karol
States are suing the Trump administration to allow people who can't sustain themselves to be able to get green cards and one of the (very bad) arguments is that reducing participation in food stamps is bad for local businesses. Make any of this make sense.

Communist-jihadist theater kid Zohran Mamdani gave a press conference with "Big Tish" James in which he announced that if you come after all of his millions of cousins illegally sucking up public assistance, you'll have to go through him first. That sounds easy. The gigantic sasquatch Tish James, less so.

By the way, he had a little giggle-party with Alexandria Donkey-Chompers while they were reading the names of the dead during the 9/11 memorial he desecrated.

Chuck Ross reports that Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed has promoted numerous race hoaxes to gin up hated against the white Christian majority.

I know this stuns you to hear.

Abdul El-Sayed Promoted Infamous Hijab Hate Crime Hoax, Despite Warnings from Police

The Democrat has a long history of making unverified and false claims alleging anti-Muslim discrimination
Democratic Michigan Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed falsely claimed in a 2012 essay that an Iraqi refugee in California was brutally murdered in an anti-Muslim attack because she had the "courage to wear a Hijab." In truth, Shaima Alawadi's husband killed her in an act of domestic violence that he staged to look like a hate crime.
El-Sayed, in an article on March 28, 2012, equated Alawadi's killing with the shooting of Trayvon Martin, a black Florida teenager, as examples of the "racism, xenophobia, and hate" in American society against minorities.
"Trayvon and Shaima were both murdered in cold blood," asserted El-Sayed, because they fit "archetypes indicted by American society as foreign, dangerous, and evil."
Alawadi, a 32-year-old mother of five, died on March 21, 2012, after she was bludgeoned with a tire iron at her home in El Cajon, Calif. Police found a note at the scene of the crime that stated: "Go back to your country, you terrorist."
Though police cautioned early on against jumping to conclusions about the motive--specifically saying they were not at the point of calling the death a hate crime--El-Sayed and other left-wing pundits latched onto the theory that Alawadi was the victim of a hate crime.
According to El-Sayed's article in Mic, a liberal digital publication targeted at younger readers, Alawadi's killer targeted her because she had "the courage to wear a Hijab in a society where Muslims are openly vilified for the crimes of others."
But it's El-Sayed who vilified the wrong party for the crimes of another.
Alawadi's husband, Kassim Alhimidi, was arrested for his wife's murder after police uncovered incriminating text messages and evidence that Alawadi planned to divorce her husband and flee to Texas. Alhimidi, an Iraqi refugee who trained U.S. soldiers to fight in the Middle East, was convicted of murdering his wife in April 2014 and sentenced to 26 years in prison.
There is no record that El-Sayed has ever corrected his false claims about the murder.
The former CNN analyst has a history of making unverified or false claims about anti-Muslim discrimination.
El-Sayed published a CNN essay on Sept. 11, 2012, that claimed the health of Muslims and Arabs was "another victim of 9/11." In the piece, El-Sayed cited a California study that purportedly found a 34 percent spike in premature births for Muslim women after 9/11, which El-Sayed attributed to the "discrimination and marginalization" Muslim women faced after the terrorist attacks. But El-Sayed curiously omitted his own study that found no such increase, the Washington Free Beacon reported. El-Sayed wrote in his study that his "findings contrast with the only other published study that has assessed the relationship between mass trauma and birth outcomes of a specific group." El-Sayed further found that Muslim and Arab women had lower rates of premature births than black or white women.
His shaky claims in the 2012 essay were notable in that the previous year he had completed a doctorate in public health and would go on to work as an epidemiologist.
El-Sayed has continued to use the Islamophobia trope on the campaign trail.

Carnegie Mellon "professor" -- I'm sure she's a real academic standout -- has been suspended.

Not fired, just suspended.

For this absolute racist filth:

She then posted a video saying that the "white racist pedophiles" who objected to being told to die so she could dance on their graves would not win.

And so far, she's right. Of course.

"These f*cking racist white supremacist pedophile assh*les will not win."
- @CarnegieMellon Professor Uju Anya

She needs to lose her job. pic.twitter.com/xk657GQjBH
— Corey A. DeAngelis, school choice evangelist (@DeAngelisCorey) September 13, 2026

Carnegie Mellon University
@CarnegieMellon
Dr. Uju Anya is currently on voluntary professional leave from the university and is not teaching courses on our campus this academic year. We are deeply concerned by recent hostile and threatening social media posts by Dr. Anya and are reviewing this matter closely.

John Cornyn has said nothing about this, of course. However, he did attempt to blow up a Republican candidate for Railroad Comissioner for noticing that a very high percentage of UT students seem to be Indian and not Texan or American.

This is the Republican nominee for statewide office. Are other Republican elected officials going to condemn the intolerance and racism, or look the other way while it becomes normalized. This is how great political parties self-destruct. Sad. https://t.co/TO1dTXKd6G
— Senator John Cornyn (@JohnCornyn) September 13, 2026

Talarico, of course, jumped on this.

I condemn racism in all its forms, including James Talarico saying white men are America's top terror threat and that he prays to overcome his own 'whiteness,' whatever that means. Only one person in this race has a history of dividing Texans by race, and it’s James Talarico. I… https://t.co/24Tlp3Rd5U
— Attorney General Ken Paxton (@KenPaxtonTX) September 13, 2026

Talarico also opined that we're all basically kindergartners and so we should have kindergartner-level policies.

BREAKING: @DavisSchools says they’re aware of this video and are "addressing the matter.” They have not confirmed if the students will face any consequences. https://t.co/pNAM8SA0oP
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) September 14, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:00 PM

Comments

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1 In before that fag in the last post

Posted by: nckate at September 14, 2026 06:02 PM (enNUy)

2 Howdy Ace!

Posted by: Moonbeam at September 14, 2026 06:03 PM (Lzhdy)

3 The Democrat has a long history of making unverified and false claims alleging anti-Muslim discrimination
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Of which Democrat is this not true?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 14, 2026 06:03 PM (RIvkX)

4 Still on garbage humanoids, I see.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 14, 2026 06:03 PM (zZu0s)

5 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at September 14, 2026 06:04 PM (hG5L0)

6 Uju Anya needs to be spanked.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 14, 2026 06:04 PM (Sco7b)

7 Hey you gotta feel for Ayanna, she lost 19 of her peeps on 9/11

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 14, 2026 06:04 PM (K32Fz)

8 In before that fag in the last post
Posted by: nckate at September 14, 2026 06:02 PM (enNUy)

But ace posted the thread...

*confused*

Oh! You mean someone 'else.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 14, 2026 06:04 PM (zZu0s)

9 Of which Democrat is this not true?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 14, 2026 06:03 PM (RIvkX)

Joe Lieberman, maybe. Maybe hoodie Pennsylvania Kuato.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 14, 2026 06:05 PM (zZu0s)

10 If they deport Omar can they take Pressley and the rest of the squad, too?

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 14, 2026 06:05 PM (hzuYO)

11
"hate us and want us dead" is in the running for Understatement of the Year.

they prove it every day, and the body count rises ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 14, 2026 06:05 PM (VyBeY)

12 Less popular baby names - I will start with “ Uju”.

Posted by: tubal at September 14, 2026 06:06 PM (Gqar8)

13 I've been watching tons of stoicism lectures where I can't control any of this, I can only control my reaction.

Ace always tests that real good. Especially the dancing bitches.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 14, 2026 06:06 PM (Sco7b)

14 Dr. Uju Anya...
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A "Fundamantally non-serious" selection.

Posted by: Crusader at September 14, 2026 06:06 PM (Cjcf6)

15 9, lol Aetius!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 14, 2026 06:06 PM (VyBeY)

16 Miracle Max must be working overtime

@BNONews 3m
WATCH: U.S. Senator Mitch McConnell appears in public for the first time in 3 months

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 14, 2026 06:06 PM (HeG1i)

17 Talarico also opined that we're all basically kindergartners and so we should have kindergartner-level policies.

Great. So now the groomers will be bringing their gender unicorns and gay cp to our houses.

Posted by: Isn't streaming media bad enough? at September 14, 2026 06:07 PM (TbWk/)

18 Especially the dancing bitches.
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That's one of those types/deletes moments.

Posted by: Crusader at September 14, 2026 06:07 PM (Cjcf6)

19 Why do I care about Jack Schlossberg?

Why does anyone care about Jack Sclossberg.

ProTip: No One cares about Jack Schlossberg. No one. Be honest. You don't even know who Jack Schlossberg is.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 14, 2026 06:08 PM (RIvkX)

20 The two little asshole white girls dancing to a death in an obvious college stairwell.So incredibly happy I am well past the Dating Times.

Posted by: tubal at September 14, 2026 06:08 PM (Gqar8)

21 12 Less popular baby names - I will start with “ Uju”.
Posted by: tubal at September 14, 2026 06:06 PM (Gqar8

The big draw was that if her parents were calling her over and over, it would sound like they were uluating.

Probably works carnally too.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 14, 2026 06:08 PM (Sco7b)

22 I will be so glad when I never have to hear Abdul Mohammed El-Sayed's name again.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 14, 2026 06:09 PM (4NO2D)

23 Are any of the dancing bishes Mormon?

Posted by: Delurker at September 14, 2026 06:09 PM (2Drhq)

24 How can I ask myself anything if I'm dead? What a spaz.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 14, 2026 06:10 PM (Cqx++)

25 I think Mormons only swing, not dance.

Posted by: nckate at September 14, 2026 06:10 PM (enNUy)

26 20 The two little asshole white girls dancing to a death in an obvious college stairwell

There are four of them.

Posted by: Delurker at September 14, 2026 06:10 PM (2Drhq)

27 In before that fag in the last post
Posted by: nckate at September 14, 2026 06:02 PM

Yes ... well .. hmm .. quite ..

That bastard!

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 14, 2026 06:11 PM (4NO2D)

28 Dr. Uju Anya...
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They misspelled affirmative action.

Posted by: polynikes at September 14, 2026 06:12 PM (KC5Lt)

29 Aryanna Pressley did the Norm MacDonald meme!!

x.com/libsoftiktok/status/2097072644113776956

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 14, 2026 06:12 PM (sAmhv)

30 Sit, Uju, sit.

Posted by: Delurker at September 14, 2026 06:12 PM (2Drhq)

31
AP "... I am thinking about:

The Islamophobia, misinformation, and persecution of Muslim people"

What a coincidence -- I am thinking about that, too!

As in, "When do we get to start putting that program into action?"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 14, 2026 06:12 PM (tJ5Y1)

32 Wowsers~

@SenMcConnell
Today, I’ll cast my first Senate vote since I took a bad fall back in June. I’m really looking forward to being back on the Senate floor and seeing my colleagues.

My recovery has been a long and often frustrating process, and the lingering effects of childhood polio haven’t made it any easier. I’m still not quite back to 100%, but I’ve assured Leader Thune that, as I continue with physical therapy on the advice of my doctors, I will do my best to be present for tough votes when our Conference needs me.

Elaine and I are very grateful for all the continued well wishes from our fellow Kentuckians, and I’m glad to get back to more of business as usual on their behalf this month.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 14, 2026 06:12 PM (HeG1i)

33 How bored must you be as a teenage girl to spend time planning and rehearsing your TikTok trend video mocking the murder of an innocent family man who just liked to debate with people?

It’s quite disturbing how unaware these girls are that they are the villains in this scenario.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 14, 2026 06:13 PM (6ydKt)

34 >>>Alawadi, a 32-year-old mother of five, died on March 21, 2012, after she was bludgeoned with a tire iron at her home in El Cajon, Calif. Police found a note at the scene of the crime that stated: "Go back to your country, you terrorist."

Did Insomniac have an alibi?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 14, 2026 06:13 PM (dK+Kv)

35 27 In before that fag in the last post
Posted by: nckate at September 14, 2026 06:02 PM

Yes ... well .. hmm .. quite ..

That bastard!

*shifty eyes*
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 14, 2026 06:11 PM (4NO2D)

Yeah, disturbingly nonspecific.

Posted by: tubal at September 14, 2026 06:13 PM (Gqar8)

36 I think I'll go long on barbituates. Bitch you ates?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 14, 2026 06:14 PM (wxsGM)

37 I will be so glad when I never have to hear Abdul Mohammed El-Sayed's name again.
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 14, 2026 06:09 PM (4NO2D)
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This campaign will not be the last you hear of him. Unfortunately.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 14, 2026 06:14 PM (RIvkX)

38 Are any of the dancing bishes Mormon?
Posted by: Delurker at September 14, 2026 06:09 PM (2Drhq)

Maybe if they're in that Mormon Ho-wives show on Hulu

Posted by: You'd think LDS would've shut it down at September 14, 2026 06:14 PM (TbWk/)

39
WATCH: U.S. Senator Mitch McConnell appears in public for the first time in 3 months
Posted by: weft cut-loop

He was only mostly dead.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 14, 2026 06:14 PM (tJ5Y1)

40 ... reducing participation in food stamps is bad for local businesses.

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And reducing participation in murder, rape, and other crimes is bad for local lawyers ... so we can't have that.

I mean, who else can afford Hunter Biden's crack cocaine and literally shitty "artwork?"

Posted by: ShainS at September 14, 2026 06:15 PM (xHp2Q)

41 On that state's suing over not allowing dependent migrants, and how it would hurt the economy

- By economy, they mean teachers and social service workers. They mean government employees who vote for them and they represent

- they also mean Big Law, Big Rental, and Big retail (walmart, amazon, Frito Lays,...) who depend on that class

It has nothing to do with small businesses. Even with this bullshit they can't help but lie

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 14, 2026 06:15 PM (tK8kH)

42 The media tried to make the black woman found hanged a possible hate crime murder.

Of course they are now silent since they arrested a black man for the crime.

Posted by: polynikes at September 14, 2026 06:16 PM (KC5Lt)

43 James Talarico reverses stance on trans student-athletes, says he opposes trans athletes in girls’ sports “if it risks safety or fairness”

Democrats legitimately have no winning recourse here except to avoid the topic and they keep sticking their foot in their mouth and selling out one of their most stalwart voting blocs.

Honestly thats the best arguement now, anytime Republicans bring it up make them the weird ones for bringing it up then move on to the economy, power, and other number of problems the state is facing.

Democrats seem desperate to lose this election, much like ignoring left wing activists regarding Gaza in 2024. I’m more and more feeling like the Dems are in on it with the Republicans in tearing America apart.

"if it risks safety or fairness" Cool, so you support trans women and girls having the right to play sports since it's been proven time and time again that it doesn't risk safety or fairness.

He also said in the same interview that he supports a national ban on surgery for trans minors, which is already bad and gets worse when you also factor in that this also means a ban on blockers and hormones.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 14, 2026 06:16 PM (lebqq)

44 Who are those two dudes in the video with Uju Anya? Is that her polycule? Wouldn't surprise me.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 14, 2026 06:16 PM (FZ29D)

45 So, if I was black, grew my hair long and braided it, bought a pair of black framed glasses like Mr. Peabody's pet boy Sherman, I could get a job catering and fawning over a fat, racist black woman like a sidekick to a Bond Villain?

That's just a bit over the top....just a bit.

Posted by: Orson at September 14, 2026 06:16 PM (dIske)

46 Carnegie Mellon "professor" -- I'm sure she's a real academic standout -- has been suspended.

Not fired, just suspended.

Experts predict that as a result her students will experience disruptions in their studies that could improve their intelligence levels by as much as 15 percent.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 14, 2026 06:16 PM (guGkK)

47 Yeah, disturbingly nonspecific.
Posted by: tubal at September 14, 2026 06:13 PM (Gqar

=-===

The person knows that's all you need to know.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 14, 2026 06:16 PM (RIvkX)

48

A federal appeals court on Friday vacated the U.S. Department of Energy’s emergency order requiring the owners of a coal-fired power plant in Michigan to delay its planned retirement, saying the move usurped state authority over generating resources.

The suit was brought by Earthjustice, which represented the Sierra Club and Urban Core Collective. Also, the Michigan attorney general argued the case for Illinois, Michigan and Minnesota. Other petitioners included the Natural Resources Defense Council, Michigan Environmental Council, Environmental Defense Fund, Environmental Law and Policy Center, Vote Solar, the Ecology Center and the Union of Concerned Scientists.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 14, 2026 06:17 PM (Cqx++)

49 >>Of course they are now silent since they arrested a black man for the crime.

Remember the poor blind girl who tried to curb her Assistance Dog and nearly started a Race War?
I forget which college campus it was on...but, it's never actually racists. No matter how much they want it to be.

Posted by: garrett at September 14, 2026 06:17 PM (zRd05)

50 So, if I was black, grew my hair long and braided it, bought a pair of black framed glasses like Mr. Peabody's pet boy Sherman, I could get a job catering and fawning over a fat, racist black woman like a sidekick to a Bond Villain?

That's just a bit over the top....just a bit.

Posted by: Orson at September 14, 2026 06:16 PM (dIske)

If you are a little creative, maybe even a full Professorship.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 14, 2026 06:18 PM (dK+Kv)

51 James Talarico reverses stance on trans student-athletes, says he opposes trans athletes in girls’ sports “if it risks safety or fairness”

Huh. So, on a case-by-case basis then?

What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 14, 2026 06:18 PM (guGkK)

52 A lot of people don't realise that Abdul El-Sayed strictly adheres to his religion by lying about non-Muslims. Koran not only allows lying but requires it to undermine the enemy, and we are the enemy. Sadly too many Democrats have no idea what is going on.

Posted by: Decaf at September 14, 2026 06:18 PM (ZNpJk)

53 @SenMcConnell
Today, I’ll cast my first Senate vote since I took a bad fall back in June. I’m really looking forward to being back on the Senate floor and seeing my colleagues.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 14, 2026 06:12 PM (Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 14, 2026 06:12 PM (HeG1i

The trough and grifting is like the Lazarus pit for politicians.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 14, 2026 06:18 PM (Sco7b)

54 "if it risks safety or fairness" Cool, so you support trans women and girls having the right to play sports since it's been proven time and time again that it doesn't risk safety or fairness.

The "Trust the Science" party.

Posted by: Delurker at September 14, 2026 06:18 PM (2Drhq)

55 Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 14, 2026 06:16 PM (lebqq)
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I'm beginning to sense their realization that "we fvcked up."

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 14, 2026 06:18 PM (RIvkX)

56
So, I was wondering why Donkey Chompers was being so weirdly public about her breakup with that dickless ginger dude.

I've said since it happened that the Party is preparing her for a Presidential run at some point soon. They'll put her in the White House - she can win - but she's too retarded to do any Presidentin', and she'll need a day-to-day handler - an actual President.

So they'll arrange a marriage to some high-profile Party man who will control her career.

Now, I'm wondering if Zohran will have a nasty falling out with the ol' ball-and-chain soon, too.

It would be a good way to park that foreign swine in the White House. The retarded voters can vote for AOC, and the normal+ IQ Dems who might get nervous about the whole retarded person problem will understand they are actually voting for him.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 14, 2026 06:18 PM (BI5O2)

57 That Picture of Dr Uju Anya could be the cover for one of Stacy Abrahms Romance Novels.

Posted by: garrett at September 14, 2026 06:19 PM (zRd05)

58 WATCH: U.S. Senator Mitch McConnell appears in public for the first time in 3 months
Posted by: weft cut-loop

He was only mostly dead.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 14, 2026 06:14 PM (tJ5Y1)
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I bet he shows up with a note from Miracle Max and a chocolate-coated miracle pill...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 14, 2026 06:19 PM (FZ29D)

59 A Lesbian with 200 partners?
Not buying that for a second.

Posted by: Skip at September 14, 2026 06:19 PM (Ia/+0)

60
Uju Anya, Uju, Uju
Uju Anya, Uju, Uju
Uju Anya, Uju, Uju
Uju Anya, Uju, Uju

I can't stop this feeling
Deep inside of me...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 14, 2026 06:19 PM (tJ5Y1)

61 Talarico also opined that we're all basically kindergartners and so we should have kindergartner-level policies.

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"The only difference between Kindergarten and University today is the age of the kinder."

-- Dennis Prager circa 2019

Posted by: ShainS at September 14, 2026 06:19 PM (xHp2Q)

62 WATCH: U.S. Senator Mitch McConnell appears in public for the first time in 3 months
Posted by: weft cut-loop

He was only mostly dead.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 14, 2026 06:14 PM (tJ5Y1)

Eh. Get on the cart.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 14, 2026 06:19 PM (dK+Kv)

63 I'm a dancin' machine.

Posted by: Uju Anya at September 14, 2026 06:19 PM (wVcYX)

64 Trump will dump illegals from SNAP; people will starve Mahmdani. Send them to your "free" grocery stores" that'll never happen, on your "free buses" that'll never happen. Tool...

Posted by: pahound at September 14, 2026 06:20 PM (AjR4+)

65 60
Uju Anya, Uju, Uju
Uju Anya, Uju, Uju
Uju Anya, Uju, Uju
Uju Anya, Uju, Uju

I can't stop this feeling
Deep inside of me...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 14, 2026 06:19 PM (tJ5Y1)

Well done!!

Posted by: tubal at September 14, 2026 06:20 PM (Gqar8)

66 So, if I was black, grew my hair long and braided it, bought a pair of black framed glasses like Mr. Peabody's pet boy Sherman, I could get a job catering and fawning over a fat, racist black woman like a sidekick to a Bond Villain?

Or start a PM Dawn tribute act.

Posted by: Delurker at September 14, 2026 06:20 PM (2Drhq)

67 ProTip: No One cares about Jack Schlossberg. No one. Be honest. You don't even know who Jack Schlossberg is.

I believe he has something to do with golf clubs.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 14, 2026 06:20 PM (guGkK)

68 Gay Democrats always leak it that they're knee-deep in mish before a run.

You say that like it's a Bad Thing.

Posted by: Cory "Spartacus" Booker (D-NJ) at September 14, 2026 06:20 PM (0sNs1)

69 CAIR warns against backlash from next Friday's terror attack.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 14, 2026 06:20 PM (4NO2D)

70
Uyu Anya is the face of today's academia. They want you to think that it's just scholars studying Chaucer and statistical thermodynamics, but it's all really Uyu Anya.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 14, 2026 06:20 PM (eRlcH)

71 The suit was brought by Earthjustice, which represented the Sierra Club and Urban Core Collective. Also, the Michigan attorney general argued the case for Illinois, Michigan and Minnesota. Other petitioners included the Natural Resources Defense Council, Michigan Environmental Council, Environmental Defense Fund, Environmental Law and Policy Center, Vote Solar, the Ecology Center and the Union of Concerned Scientists.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 14, 2026 06:17 PM (Cqx++)
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In a just world, these people would be eaten by bears.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 14, 2026 06:21 PM (RIvkX)

72 I bet he shows up with a note from Miracle Max and a chocolate-coated miracle pill...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 14, 2026 06:19 PM (FZ29D)

It DOES make it go down easier.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 14, 2026 06:21 PM (zZu0s)

73 So, I was wondering why Donkey Chompers was being so weirdly public about her breakup with that dickless ginger dude.

Probably fucked Jack Schlossberg too.

Posted by: Which one? You decide. at September 14, 2026 06:21 PM (TbWk/)

74 I'm not sure but, shouldn't a black female professor be offended to work at a university named after a melon?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 14, 2026 06:22 PM (guGkK)

75 In a just world, these people would be eaten by bears.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 14, 2026 06:21 PM (RIvkX)
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Why do you hate bears so much?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 14, 2026 06:22 PM (FZ29D)

76 AOC can marry into the Kennedys.

Posted by: nckate at September 14, 2026 06:22 PM (enNUy)

77 Was Mitch in his Capt Pike wheelchair?

Posted by: Skip at September 14, 2026 06:22 PM (Ia/+0)

78 Ill admit: no idea (fucking or otherwise) who Jack Schlossenberg is.

Sounds like an asshole.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 14, 2026 06:22 PM (zZu0s)

79 I think I have to order dinner. My house is really, really clean and this includes the kitchen. I don’t want to mess it up.

We need a first world problem post. 🤣

Posted by: Piper at September 14, 2026 06:23 PM (ZdaMQ)

80 I can't stop this feeling
Deep inside of me...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 14, 2026 06:19 PM (tJ5Y1)

Hah!

Nailed it.

Now don't step on my Blue Swede shoes.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 14, 2026 06:23 PM (guGkK)

81 Now, I'm wondering if Zohran will have a nasty falling out with the ol' ball-and-chain soon, too.
====

Imagine looking at that across the prayer rug every night.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 14, 2026 06:23 PM (RIvkX)

82 53 @SenMcConnell
Today, I’ll cast my first Senate vote since I took a bad fall back in June.

_____________________

I'm going to need some clarification. Our records show there were nearly 10 separate falls in June of 2026. Which one of these "falls" are we focusing on to deflect from what your actual medical emergency happened to be?

BTW, did you know that Harry Reid was servely injured in a "gym mishap" near the end of his career? Irony, huh?

Posted by: Orson at September 14, 2026 06:23 PM (dIske)

83 So, if I was black, grew my hair long and braided it, bought a pair of black framed glasses like Mr. Peabody's pet boy Sherman, I could get a job catering and fawning over a fat, racist black woman like a sidekick to a Bond Villain?

Milli Vanilli tribute duo?

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 14, 2026 06:24 PM (wVcYX)

84 You all realize that "safety and fairness" is a lie.

-- It is unsafe to exclude trans people
-- It is unfair to exclude trans people.

The motherfucker weirdo is "triangulating" by lying -- this is an Obama trick or picking words very carefully to mean two different things.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 14, 2026 06:24 PM (tK8kH)

85 79 I think I have to order dinner. My house is really, really clean and this includes the kitchen. I don’t want to mess it up.

We need a first world problem post. 🤣
Posted by: Piper at September 14, 2026 06:23 PM (ZdaMQ)

Hah!! That’s what I’m getting ready to do!! BBQ!!!

Posted by: tubal at September 14, 2026 06:24 PM (Gqar8)

86
Ill admit: no idea (fucking or otherwise) who Jack Schlossenberg is.

Sounds like an asshole.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 14, 2026 06:22 PM (zZu0s)

Caroline Kennedy Schlossberg's nepo spawn

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 14, 2026 06:24 PM (tJ5Y1)

87 200 women is a low number of sexual partners for a Kennedy

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 14, 2026 06:24 PM (OkYzo)

88 Today, I’ll cast my first Senate vote since I took a bad fall back in June.

It'll be a private vote and I will vote to ensure that politicians of both parties will be able to continue to use all manner of fraud to hold on to power as long as they are, technically, alive. -- Mitch McConnell

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 14, 2026 06:24 PM (ExV1e)

89 AOC can marry into the Kennedys.
Posted by: nckate at September 14, 2026 06:22 PM (enNUy)
=====
Hint: Schlossberg is JFK's grandson

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 14, 2026 06:25 PM (RIvkX)

90 (tJ5Y1)

87 200 women is a low number of sexual partners for a Kennedy
Posted by: Frank Barone at September 14, 2026 06:24 PM (OkYzo)

Are we talking left to die in the backseat of an Oldsmobile or...

Posted by: Ted Kennedy has the REAL body count at September 14, 2026 06:26 PM (zZu0s)

91 The retarded voters can vote for AOC, and the normal+ IQ Dems who might get nervous about the whole retarded person problem will understand they are actually voting for him.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 14, 2026 06:18 PM

A proven strategy, yet somehow, the retarded voters didn't vote for me when it counted.

But I'm tanned. Rested. Ready!

Posted by: Hillary! 2028! 2032! at September 14, 2026 06:26 PM (0sNs1)

92 84 You all realize that "safety and fairness" is a lie.

-- It is unsafe to exclude trans people
-- It is unfair to exclude trans people.

The motherfucker weirdo is "triangulating" by lying -- this is an Obama trick or picking words very carefully to mean two different things.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 14, 2026 06:24 PM (tK8kH)

When, in the history of the world, has anyone ever been safe?

When, in the history of the world, has anything been fair?

Apparently these folks need to have the talking to I used to get from Mom after whining. And probably the backhand when I refused to stop whining.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 14, 2026 06:27 PM (Ntshk)

93 Mike Rogers in Michigan - Abdul's opponent - just had a nice commercial.

Him talking about lowering prescription drug prices. And Abdul just had a lame counter ad.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 14, 2026 06:27 PM (Sco7b)

94 78 Ill admit: no idea (fucking or otherwise) who Jack Schlossenberg is.

Sounds like an asshole.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 14, 2026 06:22 PM (zZu0s)
_______________________

I didn't either, so I pulled up a photo to see if would recognize him. I've never seen the guy before, but he has on voluminous pencil neck....which makes me wonder what caliber these 200 + women must be. Perhaps he's been cruising the DMV.

Posted by: Orson at September 14, 2026 06:27 PM (dIske)

95 "Alhimidi, an Iraqi refugee who trained U.S. soldiers to fight in the Middle East..."
___

LOL!!

Iraqis. Training. Us.

I don't think so.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 14, 2026 06:27 PM (Rln0i)

96 200 women for a man sure, 200 women for a woman I doubt it

Posted by: Skip at September 14, 2026 06:27 PM (Ia/+0)

97 200 women is a low number of sexual partners for a Kennedy
Posted by: Frank Barone at September 14, 2026 06:24 PM (OkYzo)

Lifetime or prep school & college career?

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 14, 2026 06:27 PM (wVcYX)

98 Retarded people don't like the people who are better than they are.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 14, 2026 06:28 PM (5Go8e)

99 Saw Talarico ad.
He's doing some goofy thing where he's delivering food and drinks to people in a diner.
Because, the tag line, politicians should serve the people.

But the ad is more spot-on than he realizes:
- he doesn't listen to any of them or take their order
- this person this table gets a drink, that person at that table gets a plate of food; the people they're with get neither.
- he doesn't even talk to them or interact with them at all while doing this

So, a perfect socialist:
you get what I decide you get, and only who I decide who gets, and you'll have no input, choice or feedback.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 14, 2026 06:29 PM (3cUTc)

100 88 Today, I’ll cast my first Senate vote since I took a bad fall back in June.

It'll be a private vote and I will vote to ensure that politicians of both parties will be able to continue to use all manner of fraud to hold on to power as long as they are, technically, alive. -- Mitch McConnell
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 14, 2026 06:24 PM (ExV1e)

And then he said, "Beep beep beep boop."

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 14, 2026 06:29 PM (Ntshk)

101 Ayanna Pressley is that bald guy, right?

Posted by: wth at September 14, 2026 06:29 PM (UjdFS)

102 So, a perfect socialist:
you get what I decide you get, and only who I decide who gets, and you'll have no input, choice or feedback.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 14, 2026 06:29 PM (3cUTc)

And only some people get food.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 14, 2026 06:29 PM (dK+Kv)

103 The former CNN analyst has a history of making unverified or false claims...

That's pretty much the job description, ain't it?

Posted by: Oddbob at September 14, 2026 06:29 PM (vTZFs)

104 I'm not watching that Charley Kirk slander. I need to sleep tonight.

Posted by: Eromero at September 14, 2026 06:29 PM (LHPAg)

105 So these various twats listed in the post, do any of them actually have real jobs, have any ever met payroll, and can any of them point to any thing they have ever produced that was of value to anyone but themselves?

Yeah, I'll wait.

Probably forever.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 14, 2026 06:31 PM (Ntshk)

106 And only some people get food.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 14, 2026 06:29 PM

I don't get it.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 14, 2026 06:31 PM (4NO2D)

107 @SenMcConnell
Today, I’ll cast my first Senate vote since I took a bad fall back in June.
......

... he said through the computerized voice box in his lap.

Posted by: wth at September 14, 2026 06:31 PM (UjdFS)

108 I need a nap.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 14, 2026 06:32 PM (5Go8e)

109 Senator McConnell?

*beep*

The ayes have it.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 14, 2026 06:32 PM (4NO2D)

110 Nightly News

AI fear crap. I'm out early if they're this stupid this early.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 14, 2026 06:32 PM (Sco7b)

111
I remember that murder in El Cajon with the fake redneck hate crime evidence added. It was a few miles from here. Among the mistakes the bonehead husband made was knocking the glass out of a sliding glass door so it flew out of the house, instead of in.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 14, 2026 06:32 PM (azNOR)

112 The efforts that states like Oregon where I live are putting into retaining welfare for illegals and cheaters convinces me that its a huge money maker for the left

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 14, 2026 06:33 PM (K32Fz)

113 So, Dolezal is now going by "Nkechi Diallo?" Still cosplaying as an African?

Posted by: Delurker at September 14, 2026 06:33 PM (2Drhq)

114 68 Gay Democrats always leak ~~it that they're knee-deep in mish before a run.~~

You say that like it's a Bad Thing.
Posted by: Cory "Spartacus" Booker

Shhhhh. You had me at "Gay Democrats always leak."

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at September 14, 2026 06:33 PM (lebqq)

115 78 Ill admit: no idea (fucking or otherwise) who Jack Schlossenberg is.

Sounds like an asshole.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 14, 2026 06:22 PM (zZu0s)
_______________________

I didn't either, so I pulled up a photo to see if would recognize him. I've never seen the guy before, but he has on voluminous pencil neck....which makes me wonder what caliber these 200 + women must be. Perhaps he's been cruising the DMV.
Posted by: Orson at September 14, 2026 06:27 PM (dIske)

Okay, mystery solved!
https://youtu.be/_gUxsoM_R_w

Posted by: Herb Melnick at September 14, 2026 06:33 PM (wVcYX)

116 Ayanna Pressley is that bald guy, right?
Posted by: wth at September 14, 2026 06:29 PM (UjdFS)

Ghetto Telly Savalas...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 14, 2026 06:33 PM (nbLIj)

117 I can't stand the Bushes or Cornyn, but do these aholes really think that Talarico getting elected is a good thing? The GOPe can die quick enough

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 14, 2026 06:33 PM (N2HNb)

118 "Ayanna Presley is that bald guy, right?"

I think so. Was on Star Trek

Posted by: Common Tater at September 14, 2026 06:34 PM (No2m8)

119 The Saudis have asked the UK to send troops to help them fight the Houthis .
The UK has agreed. Those ten soldiers must be some bad mutherfuckers.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 14, 2026 06:34 PM (E0Et6)

120 Nightly News

AI fear crap.
.......

Maybe they should talk about something really scary, like the national debt.

Posted by: wth at September 14, 2026 06:34 PM (UjdFS)

121 ... for noticing that a very high percentage of UT students seem to be Indian and not Texan or American.

We know now that at least two of them are American citizens and I'm sure we will find out about the rest and Bo French will look like an even bigger jackass.

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 14, 2026 06:34 PM (/OKHJ)

122 110 Nightly News

AI fear crap. I'm out early if they're this stupid this early.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 14, 2026 06:32 PM (Sco7b)

Oh, sure, it's all fun and games until the Terminator shows up on your doorstep.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 14, 2026 06:34 PM (Ntshk)

123 Like just now, I had to look up what Hyrox was because several ewetub thumbnails told me that a woman shit herself to win.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 14, 2026 06:34 PM (zZu0s)

124 I remember that murder in El Cajon with the fake redneck hate crime evidence added. It was a few miles from here. Among the mistakes the bonehead husband made was knocking the glass out of a sliding glass door so it flew out of the house, instead of in.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 14, 2026 06:32 PM (azNOR)

Didn't that dunce ever watch Muslim Scooby Doo?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 14, 2026 06:34 PM (dK+Kv)

125 n a just world, these people would be eaten by bears.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 14, 2026 06:21 PM (RIvkX)

************

Please. This is a job for sea lice. We bears have standards.

Posted by: Bears at September 14, 2026 06:34 PM (edsDq)

126 Lester Bangs grew up in El Cajon. He liked to make jokes about the "other" meaning of its name.

Posted by: Delurker at September 14, 2026 06:35 PM (2Drhq)

127 Gay democrats always leak, Andrew Gillum says hold my lube

Posted by: nckate at September 14, 2026 06:35 PM (enNUy)

128 The Saudis have asked the UK to send troops to help them fight the Houthis .
The UK has agreed. Those ten soldiers must be some bad mutherfuckers.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 14, 2026 06:34 PM

Maybe Gurkhas.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 14, 2026 06:35 PM (4NO2D)

129 Schlossberg is not only a nepo punk , but if you've ever heard him you'd realize he's also dumb as a stump

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 14, 2026 06:35 PM (N2HNb)

130 Hydrox cookies were good.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 14, 2026 06:35 PM (6ydKt)

131 Ayanna Pressley is that bald guy, right?
Posted by: wth at September 14, 2026 06:29 PM (UjdFS)

Ghetto Telly Savalas...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 14, 2026 06:33 PM (nbLIj)

Chocolate Kojak. Sucks on one of them wiener shaped suckers featured at bachelorette parties.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Sounding the Carnyx at September 14, 2026 06:36 PM (0aYVJ)

132 The box.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 14, 2026 06:36 PM (5Go8e)

133 116 Ayanna Pressley is that bald guy, right?
Posted by: wth at September 14, 2026 06:29 PM (UjdFS)

Ghetto Telly Savalas...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 14, 2026 06:33 PM (nbLIj)

She isn't nearly as cute as he was.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 14, 2026 06:36 PM (Ntshk)

134 and not Texan or American.

Making the distinction is so Texan.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 14, 2026 06:36 PM (4NO2D)

135 We've never lived in a time where information is so easily accessible. There are hours of Charlie Kirk's debates and other speaking events and yet they remain absolutely ignorant of what he stood for and how he treated even people who disagreed with him.

They are ignorant, destructive children.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2026 06:36 PM (viF8m)

136 Hydrox have been around longer than Oreos.

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 14, 2026 06:37 PM (/OKHJ)

137 This feels vaguely insulting to Mr Sevalis.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 14, 2026 06:37 PM (zZu0s)

138 I bet if the UK asked the Saudis to stop the Islamic invasion of the UK the Sauds would say "it's Allah's will"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 14, 2026 06:37 PM (N2HNb)

139 Lester Bangs grew up in El Cajon. He liked to make jokes about the "other" meaning of its name.
Posted by: Delurker at September 14, 2026 06:35 PM (2Drhq)

I sing his name!

Posted by: William Hung at September 14, 2026 06:37 PM (wVcYX)

140 Big Oreo stole the whole idea from Hydrox.

Posted by: Delurker at September 14, 2026 06:38 PM (2Drhq)

141 For a second I thought it would be nice if we had psychotic nutcases willing to go out into mass media, social and otherwise, and spout the kind of outrageous in your face shit like the typical occupant of the Quick Hits threads do.

Then I realized... we did.

And they have all since cratered like their middle name was Tunguska because... you know.... psychotic.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 14, 2026 06:38 PM (Ot/FD)

142 Just sell the Saudis all of our mooselimps.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 14, 2026 06:38 PM (5Go8e)

143 Somebody here knows their vanilla creme sandwich cookies.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 14, 2026 06:39 PM (6ydKt)

144 Big Oreo stole the whole idea from Hydrox.
Posted by: Delurker at September 14, 2026 06:38 PM

Matt Hydrox's mysterious death in that trans-polar balloon expedition did always seem suspicious.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 14, 2026 06:39 PM (4NO2D)

145 Lester Bangs and the guy who played him both died from an overdose.

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 14, 2026 06:39 PM (/OKHJ)

146 Hydrox have been around longer than Oreos.
Posted by: Mark1971

And the same package made back then just gets passed around to poor households.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 14, 2026 06:39 PM (HeG1i)

147 Nutter Butters.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 14, 2026 06:39 PM (5Go8e)

148 The Iranian people are being told all the bank closings are because of mergers. The people cannot access any cash.

The regime is selling gold coins that contain NO gold.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 14, 2026 06:39 PM (E0Et6)

149 123 Like just now, I had to look up what Hyrox was because several ewetub thumbnails told me that a woman shit herself to win.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 14, 2026 06:34 PM (zZu0s)

Holy.... crap. I thought maybe it was a race, like, outdoors, but no, she shit herself indoors, with other competitors having to follow her through the course. She crapped on everyone to win.

Sounds like a seriously foul competition.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 14, 2026 06:40 PM (Ntshk)

150 140 Big Oreo stole the whole idea from Hydrox.
Posted by: Delurker

I thought Hydroxycut would help me lose weight, but switching to Oreos didn't help at all!

Posted by: Confused Moron at September 14, 2026 06:40 PM (lebqq)

151 Like our $1.00 coins.

Posted by: Boss Moss at September 14, 2026 06:40 PM (5Go8e)

152 Hydrox have been around longer than Oreos.
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 14, 2026

***
They have, and you can still buy them on Amazon if you have the funding.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 14, 2026 06:41 PM (wzUl9)

153 16 Miracle Max must be working overtime

@BNONews 3m
WATCH: U.S. Senator Mitch McConnell appears in public for the first time in 3 months
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 14, 2026 06:06 PM (HeG1i)

***

I could of sworn I saw him yesterday but turns out it was one of those fan powered blow up floppy things they use get the attention at strip malls.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 14, 2026 06:41 PM (2WIwB)

154 Try a dollop of sour cream on your standard oreos...it's quite good. Double stuffs throw off the combo.

Posted by: connected and litigious at September 14, 2026 06:42 PM (cS1cw)

155 Matt Hydrox's mysterious death in that trans-polar balloon expedition did always seem suspicious.
Posted by: toby928

We didn't see nuffun'.

Posted by: Creepy Computer Generated Coca-Cola Polar Bears at September 14, 2026 06:42 PM (lebqq)

156 145 Lester Bangs and the guy who played him both died from an overdose.

He was listening to The Human League when he OD'd. I suspect suicide.

Posted by: Delurker at September 14, 2026 06:42 PM (2Drhq)

157 I will vote for Bo French, but I also keep in mind he is NOT going to handle Texas Railroad Commission meetings well, especially when he sees who will be sitting in on the meetings via teleconference.

And the controversy sounds like BS to me especially with the media spinning it up already.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 14, 2026 06:42 PM (DwhNO)

158 He doesn’t get the recognition he deserves for it but Telly Savalas played a very good Blofeld.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 14, 2026 06:42 PM (6ydKt)

159 134 and not Texan or American.

Making the distinction is so Texan.
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 14, 2026 06:36 PM (4NO2D)

To be fair, I'm an Alaskan before I am an American.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 14, 2026 06:42 PM (Ntshk)

160 tcn, I must say talent runs strong in your family.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 14, 2026 06:42 PM (E0Et6)

161 I can remember seeing Sunshine Hydrox cookies in the grocery when I was in grammar school. Now, I'm not even sure "Sunshine" the company is still around.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 14, 2026 06:42 PM (wzUl9)

162 I think I have to order dinner. My house is really, really clean and this includes the kitchen. I don’t want to mess it up.
We need a first world problem post. 🤣
Posted by: Piper
----
This is a legitimate problem!
My problem is the outlets in half of my kitchen don't work. The guy is trying to troubleshoot it now.
I had a tooth prepped for a crown today and the temporary one is wonky. The spawn got stung/bite on her big toe and it got infected and has a wicked big blister. So took her to the doctor this morning after my dental work and she's on antibiotics.
I should also order dinner and get my house cleaned.

Posted by: lin-duh at September 14, 2026 06:43 PM (VCgbV)

163 The regime is selling gold coins that contain NO gold.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 14, 2026 06:39 PM (E0Et6)

Gold coins that contain no gold…

Say! Like the chocolate “coins” in gold foil?

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 14, 2026 06:43 PM (DwhNO)

164 I should also order dinner and get my house cleaned.

Posted by: lin-duh at September 14, 2026 06:43 PM (VCgbV)

Forget dinner, just go to bed now and cut your losses.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 14, 2026 06:43 PM (Ot/FD)

165 163 The regime is selling gold coins that contain NO gold.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 14, 2026 06:39 PM (E0Et6)

Gold coins that contain no gold…

Say! Like the chocolate “coins” in gold foil?
Posted by: Cow Demon at September 14, 2026 06:43 PM (DwhNO)

a-HA!

Posted by: Tuq'r Qarlson at September 14, 2026 06:44 PM (Ot/FD)

166 Emu, shemu, we all mu for emus.

@EpochTimes 43m
Runaway Emu Safely Captured in New York

Police in suburban New York capture a runaway emu and return it home.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 14, 2026 06:44 PM (HeG1i)

167 7 Nutter Butters.
Posted by: Boss Moss at September 14, 2026

***
Robert Parker had Spenser eat one in an early novel, and conclude that he would rather eat the cardboard box.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 14, 2026 06:44 PM (wzUl9)

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