DHS Secretary Markwayne Mullins: We Know Ilhan Omar Married Her Brother to Defraud the Immigration System. We're Investigating Her Now.

Happy Monday!

Trump's top immigration official claims an internal investigation found that Congresswoman Ilhan Omar 'married her brother' and could be facing deportation.
'We know that she married her brother to try to bring him into the United States,' Department of Homeland Security Secretary Markwayne Mullin said of the Minnesota Democrat. 'We know he lives now in London.'
He was speaking about the second man Omar married, who the Daily Mail has previously reported is Ahmed Elmi. Both are originally from Somalia.
She allegedly was still married to her first husband, Ahmed Hirsi, at the time of the second marriage, the congresswoman has told friends who relayed the account to the Daily Mail.
Omar has long denied the allegations. She has since remarried a third time and is wed to political consultant Tim Mynett.
Mullin told conservative pundit Benny Johnson that Omar's actions amounted to 'possible illegal activity' and the investigation is 'ongoing,' breaking a standard where officials typically do not discuss active investigations.
'We're investigating,' he said before threatening to deport her should the investigation warrant such a dramatic action.
'There's no expiration to that,' he said of the potential charges. 'If we can prove it that, maybe you shouldn't have been here in the first place, we'll deport you.'

Mullin appeared to be alluding to potential immigration documents being falsified, which would be a deportable offense. That plan could face difficulty given Omar became a naturalized US citizen in 2000, when she was 17.
...
Abdihakim Osman, a past friend of Omar, told the Mail in 2020 that Omar said she wanted to get her brother papers so he could stay in the United States, at a time when she was married to her first husband Ahmed Hirsi.
But hardly anyone realized that meant marrying him.
'No one knew there had been a wedding until the media turned up the marriage certificate years later,' Osman exclusively told Daily Mail at the time.
Omar married her first husband, Hirsi, in 2002 in a Muslim ceremony that, like many in the immigrant community, was not registered with the state.
The first report that Omar and her husband were siblings appeared on the website Somalispot in 2016.
It said of Elmi: 'As soon as Ilhan Omar married him he started university at her alma mater North Dakota State University where he graduated in 2012.'
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'When we move forward,' Mullin said as if the case against Omar is imminent, 'it's not political.'
The Department of Homeland Security office did not deny Mullin's claims that Omar did indeed marry her brother.

Tom Homan confirms it, too:

Jacqui Heinrich
@JacquiHeinrich
Border Czar Tom Homan says Dem Congresswoman Ilhan Omar is under criminal investigation by HSI for possible immigration/naturalization fraud. In his answer, he also implies that it could become a denaturalization case.
I asked Homan on @SundayBriefFNC about DHS Sec Markwayne Mullin asserting this week "We know that [Rep. Omar] married her brother to try to bring him to the United States" :
HOMAN: I'm not going to comment on an ongoing criminal investigation. I know things are going on. But I can't get specifics of what's happening. But we'll see. I mean, if someone committed immigration violation and someone committed marriage fraud or anything like that, regardless if they're a congresswoman or not, no one's above the law, so I'll leave it at that. We'll let, HSI, Homeland Security Investigations, continue the investigation.
HEINRICH: Okay. So you're confirming that there is an investigation into Congresswoman Omar.
HOMAN: I'm confirming that ICE is - yeah. Look, I said months ago, that is something that's been reported and it needs to be looked at.
...
HEINRICH: Okay... She is, though, a naturalized U.S. citizen.... I guess what I'm asking is, is there a naturalization case that is being brought against her?
HOMAN: Look, you know, I've been around 40 years and we've done de-nats cases. We have denaturalized citizens based on fraud, based on lying on their applications or lying through the process, misrepresenting themselves, or maybe misrepresenting organizations they belong to or beliefs they have. But denaturalization is a process. It's a very serious process. So if someone lies through that process to becoming a citizen, and we can prove they in fact lied or misrepresented themselves, we can absolutely denaturalize them. We've done it before many times over the last 40 years I've been around. So it's a process.
HEINRICH: And then just knowing how this is going to be received, you know what what would you say to the Democrat critics who are just going to make the argument that this is a politically motivated, pursuit?
HOMAN: There's nothing political about it. ICE is enforcing law that Congress wrote. I mean, these are all laws that are in statute.

Border Czar Tom Homan says Dem Congresswoman Ilhan Omar is under criminal investigation by HSI for possible immigration/naturalization fraud. In his answer, he also implies that it could become a denaturalization case.

I asked Homan on @SundayBriefFNC about DHS Sec Markwayne… pic.twitter.com/oGi8CiY2sj
— Jacqui Heinrich (@JacquiHeinrich) September 13, 2026

🚨 BREAKING OVERNIGHT: DHS Sec. Markwayne Mullin has confirmed an ONGOING INVESTIGATION into Somali Rep. Ilhan Omar because she married her brother to migrate here

“We know that she married her brother to try to bring him into the United States…possibly some illegal activity."…
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) September 11, 2026

Hello! How are you all? Did you have a relaxing weekend?

I did, actually. The shoulder was semi-okay over the weekend.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:17 PM

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1 st!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 14, 2026 12:16 PM (bFu5X)

2 THE BLADE TO THE RESCUE

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 14, 2026 12:16 PM (iFTx/)

3 I want so desperately for something to happen...

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 14, 2026 12:17 PM (gLYp7)

4 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 14, 2026 12:17 PM (X0axn)

5 Bold strategy, Ace.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 14, 2026 12:17 PM (bFu5X)

6 oneth

Posted by: Gref at September 14, 2026 12:17 PM (5rh/l)

7 bold.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 14, 2026 12:17 PM (X0axn)

8 Top o' the nooner to ya, Ace!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 14, 2026 12:17 PM (X0axn)

9 sixeth!

Posted by: Gref at September 14, 2026 12:17 PM (5rh/l)

10 And the week begins!

I wonder if anything stupid will happen this week.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 14, 2026 12:17 PM (Sco7b)

11 Boldly nooded.

Posted by: Irving at September 14, 2026 12:17 PM (NcvvS)

12 also nineth!

Posted by: Gref at September 14, 2026 12:18 PM (5rh/l)

13 In before the Nothing will Happen guy…

Posted by: Hawkpilot at September 14, 2026 12:18 PM (g9+4z)

14 We will see if anything happens.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 14, 2026 12:18 PM (zjgNU)

15 What did you do to your shoulder?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2026 12:18 PM (viF8m)

16 Good afternoon Ace and everyone

Posted by: Skip at September 14, 2026 12:18 PM (Y75Ef)

17 DHS Secretary Markwayne Mullins: We Know Ilhan Omar Married Her Brother to Defraud the Immigration System. We're Investigating Her Now.

Stop f*cking teasing us with this shit and MAKE SOMETHING HAPPEN already.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 14, 2026 12:18 PM (X0axn)

18 Mullen appeared to be alluding to potential immigration documents being falsified, which would be a deportable offense. That plan could face difficulty given Omar became a naturalized US citizen in 2000, when she was 17.

Fraud trumps naturalization.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2026 12:18 PM (AXBJa)

19 Good. Kick her ass out of the country, and anyone that she frauded in.

Posted by: Bulg at September 14, 2026 12:18 PM (77rzZ)

20 lol

BroFo moniker legitimized by official U.S. Government statement.

Suck it, rancid hoor.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 14, 2026 12:19 PM (dK+Kv)

21 Dating’s probably uncomplicated when siblings romance.

Posted by: Eromero at September 14, 2026 12:19 PM (wvQoP)

22 15 What did you do to your shoulder?
Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2026 12:18 PM (viF8m)

Probably got older. It's amazing how much that fucks things up.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 14, 2026 12:19 PM (Y/06r)

23 Dolores O'Riordan. She at least deserves to have her name spelled correctly.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at September 14, 2026 12:19 PM (BrjrD)

24 I read an article this morning which asserted that the $30M Omar has accrued since joining Congress will NOT be the basis of charges. There was no explanation. Does anyone else know why this might be?

Posted by: Archimedes at September 14, 2026 12:19 PM (Riz8t)

25 Even is she is found to have done illegal shit no judge or jury in DC or MN will convict her.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 14, 2026 12:20 PM (8m4AW)

26 21 Dating’s probably uncomplicated when siblings romance.
Posted by: Eromero at September 14, 2026 12:19 PM (wvQoP)

You know her history.

Posted by: State of Kentucky at September 14, 2026 12:20 PM (Y/06r)

27 HOMAN: There's nothing political about it. ICE is enforcing law that Congress wrote. I mean, these are all laws that are in statute.

Yes, this is the way. Enforce all those laws that Congress passed, starting with enforcing them on Congress.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 14, 2026 12:20 PM (vJrRc)

28 And just like that, Lindsay Clancy will disappear from the headlines.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 14, 2026 12:20 PM (MDua2)

29 21 Dating’s probably uncomplicated when siblings romance.
Posted by: Eromero at September 14, 2026 12:19 PM (wvQoP)

Especially since the brother/husband is gay...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 14, 2026 12:20 PM (+gK6I)

30 22 15 What did you do to your shoulder?
Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2026 12:18 PM (viF8m)

Probably got older. It's amazing how much that fucks things up.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 14, 2026 12:19 PM (Y/06r)

Common mistake

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at September 14, 2026 12:20 PM (okun6)

31 He already knows it?
No investigation needed !

I believe in what I want to believe
I am MAGA

Posted by: Paul at September 14, 2026 12:20 PM (YFN1a)

32 24 I read an article this morning which asserted that the $30M Omar has accrued since joining Congress will NOT be the basis of charges. There was no explanation. Does anyone else know why this might be?
Posted by: Archimedes at September 14, 2026 12:19 PM (Riz8t)

Isn't her dad a brutal warlord back in Somalia?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 14, 2026 12:20 PM (Y/06r)

33 You know what's going to happen? NOTHING!

Posted by: Guy who always says "Nothing will happen" and is usually right at September 14, 2026 12:21 PM (MWfyi)

34 15 What did you do to your shoulder?

A shelf fell on him is my guess

Posted by: one hour sober at September 14, 2026 12:21 PM (J4Dwc)

35 Stop f*cking teasing us with this shit and MAKE SOMETHING HAPPEN already.

It's tough to wait, but as has been pointed out here many times, sometimes the process is the punishment. I imagine she's more than a little worried right now.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 14, 2026 12:21 PM (Riz8t)

36 It's not incest if you're from Somalia...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 14, 2026 12:21 PM (l3cgK)

37 meh

red meat for the rubes

at WORST they will deport the brother

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 14, 2026 12:21 PM (j+aD2)

38 NOBODY--least of all Congrescritters--believe that the laws Congress passes will ever be enforced.

They just pass them as a sop to their constituents so that they can stay elected to loot the Treasury.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 14, 2026 12:21 PM (FZ29D)

39 5 What did you do to your shoulder?
Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2026 12:18 PM (viF8m)

Probably got older. It's amazing how much that fucks things up.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 14, 2026 12:19 PM (Y/06r)

Common mistake

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy at September 14, 2026 12:20 PM (okun6)

Beats the alternative, though.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 14, 2026 12:21 PM (gLYp7)

40 Jerk that smoke wagon and see what happens. The breeder goatraper has to go.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 14, 2026 12:22 PM (qZb7K)

41 DHS Secretary Markwayne Mullins: We Know Ilhan Omar Married Her Brother to Defraud the Immigration System. We're Investigating Her Now.

Sexy.
On many levels.

MSNow - Trump continues to go after his political enemies.

While advocating and having people on who want to go after Republicans if they get power. Leftists - got to love them.

Preferably with chainsaws.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 14, 2026 12:22 PM (Sco7b)

42 21 Dating’s probably uncomplicated when siblings romance.

Posted by: Eromero at September 14, 2026 12:19 PM (wvQoP)

Sister: "Brother, you're better than Dad!"
Brother: "That's what Mom says!"
...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 14, 2026 12:22 PM (l3cgK)

43 A DNA match turns a rumor into a laboratory result. If Minnesota investigators have tied Ahmed Nur Said Elmi to Ilhan Omar as a sibling, the marriage license on the table stops being a curiosity. It becomes the document that was used to invent a spouse and walk him through a gate that siblings do not get to use that way.

Immigration marriage is a sworn statement. Sworn statements that hide a blood relationship are the definition of material fraud. Material fraud is how status is stolen. Stolen status is how a House career gets built on a form that would sink a nobody in a field office.

The next step is not a panel on cable. It is a case file: the license, the genetic report, the applications, the dates. If those pages line up, the statute already knows what to do. Charge the lie. Let a court decide whether the oath was real. Membership in Congress is not a mutation that makes DNA optional.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2026 12:22 PM (AXBJa)

44 HOMAN: There's nothing political about it. ICE is enforcing law that Congress wrote. I mean, these are all laws that are in statute.

Yes, this is the way. Enforce all those laws that Congress passed, starting with enforcing them on Congress.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 14, 2026 12:20 PM (vJrRc)

Deporting terrorists is just another name for something we choose to do together.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 14, 2026 12:22 PM (dK+Kv)

45 at WORST they will deport the brother

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 14, 2026 12:21 PM (j+aD2)

Which I would consider a partial victory - better than a total defeat.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 14, 2026 12:22 PM (gLYp7)

46 If you KNOW that she did it, doesn't that indicate the investigation is pretty much complete and it's time for her to face the consequences?

Posted by: tankdemon at September 14, 2026 12:22 PM (PMi3m)

47 She was out of her head at the time. Give her a break.

Posted by: fd at September 14, 2026 12:23 PM (MWfyi)

48 Isn't her dad a brutal warlord back in Somalia?

Yes, but IIRC, the problem is that she didn't report her unexplained wealth on her taxes until someone published her returns.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 14, 2026 12:23 PM (Riz8t)

49 45 at WORST they will deport the brother

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 14, 2026 12:21 PM (j+aD2)

I believe the brother/husband is in England

Posted by: It's me donna at September 14, 2026 12:23 PM (+gK6I)

50 I bet Ace fired one of those bazooka-like AR guns. It tore my shoulder up!

Posted by: Gersh Kuntzman at September 14, 2026 12:23 PM (BrjrD)

51 Dating’s probably uncomplicated when siblings romance.

Posted by: Eromero at September 14, 2026 12:19 PM (wvQoP)

Sister: "Brother, you're better than Dad!"
Brother: "That's what Mom says!"
...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

I could get real tasteless, so I won't. But there IS one joke loaded in the chanber.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2026 12:23 PM (AXBJa)

52
Hello! How are you all? Did you have a relaxing weekend?

I did, actually. The shoulder was semi-okay over the weekend.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:17 PM

We had a showing of our house Saturday morning. Only 2 showed up, which was disappointing. We have 2 offers, but one is too low and the other is close, but we'd like to see a little higher numbers.

Spent that afternoon in the ER with the First Lady whom actually passed her kidney stone causing her all the pain while we were there, so it was a short visit.

Yesterday was rest...........didn't even drink anything but water.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 14, 2026 12:23 PM (X0axn)

53 I'm still not going to remember the chick from the Cranberries name lol

ACE! your shoulder!

DMSO (use a rollon version already cut with aloe, so like 10 percent DMSO in the nice aloe lotion). do it as many times a day as you remember over the painful area.

also once it's better you need to lift in a targeted way. shoulders are fixable! exercise works once it is healed enough (and DMSO moves that along)

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 14, 2026 12:24 PM (j+aD2)

54 Father is a genocidal warlord. It's probably nothing.

Posted by: ... at September 14, 2026 12:24 PM (AANQ+)

55 Interesting - Scott Johnson @ Powerlineblog has been on Omar's case for years. More than the MN media, of course. This morning he revealed he had been interviewed by federal agents:

https://tinyurl.com/mwffcyhf

Posted by: beckster at September 14, 2026 12:24 PM (kX27y)

56 About this time last year my left shoulder started acting up. I assumed it was a result of an old injury. Started physical therapy and it wasn't improving after a couple months they started doing tests on my spine.

Yeppppp.

It turns out my dad was wrong. Rubbing dirt on it did not help.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2026 12:24 PM (viF8m)

57 49 45 at WORST they will deport the brother

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 14, 2026 12:21 PM (j+aD2)

I believe the brother/husband is in England

Posted by: It's me donna at September 14, 2026 12:23 PM (+gK6I)

that was her husbro...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 14, 2026 12:24 PM (l3cgK)

58 How did Omar get here? Did she lie in her own application or is the investigation just focusing on her subsequent lies to get her brother here?

Posted by: polynikes at September 14, 2026 12:24 PM (KC5Lt)

59 I could get real tasteless, so I won't. But there IS one joke loaded in the chanber.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2026 12:23 PM (AXBJa)

That's what she said.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 14, 2026 12:24 PM (Y/06r)

60 but as has been pointed out here many times, sometimes the process is the punishment. I imagine she's more than a little worried right now.
Posted by: Archimedes

The punishment is a some money spent on lawyers. Given how much money she’s stolen from American tax payers it’s just a cost of doing business. It won’t hurt politically at all. If anything it’ll make her even more popular on the left.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 14, 2026 12:24 PM (8m4AW)

61 Nothing will happen.

Posted by: The person who always says that at September 14, 2026 12:24 PM (2Ez/1)

62 also once it's better you need to lift in a targeted way. shoulders are fixable! exercise works once it is healed enough (and DMSO moves that along)

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 14, 2026 12:24 PM (j+aD2)

Just don't leave the exercise bands laying around.

Posted by: ... at September 14, 2026 12:24 PM (AANQ+)

63 Posted by: Paul at September 14, 2026 12:20 PM (YFN1a)

Hey there, Paul. Question for you.

When you take a dump, how much white stuff comes out before you get to the brown?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 14, 2026 12:24 PM (X0axn)

64 I believe the brother/husband is in England

well then!

she isn't getting deported

I guess she will be fined/charged whatever

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 14, 2026 12:24 PM (j+aD2)

65 Something is happening.

Posted by: 13times at September 14, 2026 12:25 PM (6iKlf)

66 She was out of her head at the time. Give her a break.

Posted by: fd at September 14, 2026 12:23 PM (MWfyi)

I saw a meme recently - probably here - of a little girl firing an AR with the caption: "Practicing for when mommy gets sad," or something like that.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 14, 2026 12:25 PM (gLYp7)

67 >>It's tough to wait, but as has been pointed out here many times, sometimes the process is the punishment. I imagine she's more than a little worried right now.
__
I doubt it. My guess is that she is loving this. She knows she'll never be convicted or deported. It will only strengthen her support in her district. And she will get to be the center of attention as mean old Trump tries to kick a sitting BLACK FEMALE REPRESENTATIVE out of the country.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at September 14, 2026 12:25 PM (bNf8H)

68 I'd love this gastropod's head on the wall. But it ain't never gonna happen. And no, I'm not the "nothing will happen" guy. I'm generally optimistic.

But come on with this bullshit. If DHS has something, then charge this filthy pig and be done with it. Even if the case ain't that strong, charge her and let the process be the punishment. They would do that to us in a heartbeat.

But the endless grandstanding and "we're looking into it" leaks and drops is boring and counterproductive. It only serves to get our side's hopes up. It also gives this gastropod a nice fat cause celeb to claim victimhood and for fundraising. That's a lose-lose.

Shit or get off the pot, please.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 14, 2026 12:25 PM (iFTx/)

69 Don't do shoulder surgery, Ace. Are you doing your "walk the wall" exercises on that side?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 14, 2026 12:25 PM (XvL8K)

70 If we don't know exactly the shoulder injury we won't know to advise ice pack, hot iron or a 5th of Bourbon

Posted by: Skip at September 14, 2026 12:25 PM (Y75Ef)

71 turns out my dad was wrong. Rubbing dirt on it did not help.
Posted by: JackStraw

Did you try Robitussin?
- Chris Rock’s grandfather

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 14, 2026 12:25 PM (8m4AW)

72 58 How did Omar get here? Did she lie in her own application or is the investigation just focusing on her subsequent lies to get her brother here?
Posted by: polynikes at September 14, 2026 12:24 PM (KC5Lt)

From what I have heard she didn't use her real name because her Father was a warlord

Posted by: It's me donna at September 14, 2026 12:25 PM (+gK6I)

73 I'm sure the argument will be how rednecks mate with their relatives all the time and this is no big deal.

That being said, I like the notion of Omar returning to Wakanda to live out her life free from systemic raysisms.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 14, 2026 12:26 PM (BpO1e)

74 In before Nothing Will Happen guy!

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 14, 2026 12:26 PM (4NO2D)

75 Now do Barack Obama!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Gird Your Loins! at September 14, 2026 12:26 PM (ndZc7)

76 45 at WORST they will deport the brother

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 14, 2026 12:21 PM (j+aD2)

You pulled a Sponge and didn't read the content, didn't you........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 14, 2026 12:26 PM (X0axn)

77 The left now has to balance the equation of "this is a political witch hunt" vs "nobody is above the law"

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 14, 2026 12:26 PM (sW/xx)

78 I saw a meme recently - probably here - of a little girl firing an AR with the caption: "Practicing for when mommy gets sad," or something like that.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 14, 2026 12:25 PM (gLYp7)

Probably knife work would be more useful at that age.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 14, 2026 12:26 PM (Y/06r)

79 51 Dating’s probably uncomplicated when siblings romance.

Posted by: Eromero at September 14, 2026 12:19 PM (wvQoP)

Sister: "Brother, you're better than Dad!"
Brother: "That's what Mom says!"
...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

I could get real tasteless, so I won't. But there IS one joke loaded in the chanber.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2026 12:23 PM (AXBJa)

Is it about the Alabaman who brought his fiance (who was a virgin) to meet his parents?
"If she ain't good enough for her family, she ain't good enough for us"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 14, 2026 12:26 PM (l3cgK)

80 Hey there, Paul. Question for you.

When you take a dump, how much white stuff comes out before you get to the brown?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Around a quart.

Posted by: Paul's mom at September 14, 2026 12:26 PM (qZb7K)

81 And here's Ilhan with Don Lemon hating on Charlie Kirk:

https://tinyurl.com/3yfzvxks

Posted by: beckster at September 14, 2026 12:26 PM (kX27y)

82 First look at the new WH ballroom. It's beautiful.

https://tinyurl.com/2vvspdpd
Posted by: Archimedes

Looks like Versailles and you know what happened to Louis XVI.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Gird Your Loins! at September 14, 2026 12:27 PM (ndZc7)

83 I think we need an amendment that you have to be a naturalized citizen for 15 years before you can run for political office.

Posted by: polynikes at September 14, 2026 12:27 PM (KC5Lt)

84 I know there's a lot of "breaking" and "huge" on this but ... didn't we know this already?

I hate to be a pessimist but, why do these officials even comment when they know, and we know, and they know we know that nothing is going to happen?

"We're investigating" is a long, long f'ing way from actually doing something.

I'm "investigating" it too, for that matter, and it carries just as much weight as his comments, given all that has been DONE.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 14, 2026 12:27 PM (3cUTc)

85 I doubt both Mullins and Homan would be talking about it publicly unless they intended to do something.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2026 12:27 PM (viF8m)

86 Ilhan BroFo better get her affairs in order. Mogadishu beckons.

Posted by: Joe Mama at September 14, 2026 12:27 PM (TezPK)

87 I’m all for political retaliation. I don’t give a shit what democrats think. They have no problems doing it themselves.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 14, 2026 12:27 PM (A5IXv)

88 Omar might be denaturalized... Be still my heart.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 14, 2026 12:27 PM (NnhvP)

89 And here's Ilhan with Don Lemon hating on Charlie Kirk:

https://tinyurl.com/3yfzvxks
Posted by: beckster at September 14, 2026 12:26 PM (kX27y)

Denaturalize and deport them both.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 14, 2026 12:28 PM (X0axn)

90 I haven't read all the comments but, has anyone noted that nothing will happen yet?

Posted by: that guy that hasn't read all the comments at September 14, 2026 12:28 PM (3XNks)

91 Even IF we're able to deport Ilhan Omar out of the country, her native constituents will just find someone else without the baggage to replace her.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 14, 2026 12:28 PM (FZ29D)

92 Have we heard from Mr. "nothing will happen" yet?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 14, 2026 12:28 PM (X0axn)

93 The left now has to balance the equation of "this is a political witch hunt" vs "nobody is above the law"
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 14, 2026 12:26 PM

Super easy. Barely an inconvenience.

- The Left

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 14, 2026 12:28 PM (bFu5X)

94 How did Omar get here? Did she lie in her own application or is the investigation just focusing on her subsequent lies to get her brother here?
Posted by: polynikes at September 14, 2026 12:24 PM (KC5Lt)

From what I have heard she didn't use her real name because her Father was a warlord
Posted by: It's me donna at September 14, 2026 12:25 PM (+gK6I)
_______

Yea, that's the real crime and a real basis for getting rid of her. She pretended to be part of another family that -- somehow -- already got asylum.

How? Because they claimed to be persecuted and hunted by a Somali warlord. The same warlord her fucking father was deep in bed with.

Fuck all these people. How we let a single one of these roaches into the country is beyond me.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 14, 2026 12:28 PM (iFTx/)

95 think we need an amendment that you have to be a naturalized citizen for 15 years before you can run for political office.

Posted by: polynikes at September 14, 2026 12:27 PM (KC5Lt)

Will not stop Democrats from finding the worst traitors around and compelling them into office. It's whack a mole when 40% of the electorate hates America.

Posted by: ... at September 14, 2026 12:28 PM (AANQ+)

96 Looks like Versailles and you know what happened to Louis XVI.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Gird Your Loins! at September 14, 2026 12:27 PM (ndZc7)

So the ballroom is to become the most famous museum in the world? Keep I M Pei away from it!

Posted by: polynikes at September 14, 2026 12:28 PM (KC5Lt)

97 90 I haven't read all the comments but, has anyone noted that nothing will happen yet?
Posted by: that guy that hasn't read all the comments at September 14, 2026 12:28 PM (3XNks)

At least three times.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 14, 2026 12:28 PM (Y/06r)

98 We’re investigating followed by a task force that will put out a report and then we’ll take those recommendation and follow up on our investigation.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 14, 2026 12:29 PM (8m4AW)

99 I doubt both Mullins and Homan would be talking about it publicly unless they intended to do something.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2026 12:27 PM (viF8m)

Because we all know that NEVER happens......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 14, 2026 12:29 PM (X0axn)

100 Ilhan BroFo better get her affairs in order. Mogadishu beckons.

Posted by: Joe Mama at September 14, 2026 12:27 PM (TezPK)

I'm willing to meet them halfway. In the Atlantic.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 14, 2026 12:29 PM (dK+Kv)

101 "I doubt both Mullins and Homan would be talking about it publicly unless they intended to do something.
Posted by: JackStraw "

That's all we ever get, talk.

Posted by: fd at September 14, 2026 12:29 PM (MWfyi)

102 That being said, I like the notion of Omar returning to Wakanda to live out her life free from systemic raysisms.

It's also worth noting that the Somalian unrest she claimed to be fleeing was caused by her family being in charge. So she could genuinely be in danger if returned, which makes returning her even funnier.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 14, 2026 12:29 PM (2ocoG)

103 The left now has to balance the equation of "this is a political witch hunt" vs "nobody is above the law"
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 14, 2026 12:26 PM

Do they?

Posted by: ... at September 14, 2026 12:29 PM (AANQ+)

104 82 First look at the new WH ballroom. It's beautiful.

https://tinyurl.com/2vvspdpd
Posted by: Archimedes

Some Dem Congressman said if he were to be elected president he would have it torn down.. The name escapes me

Posted by: It's me donna at September 14, 2026 12:29 PM (+gK6I)

105 My only problem with ballrooms is the dancing part.

I am no dancer.

Posted by: Bulg at September 14, 2026 12:29 PM (77rzZ)

106 Afternoon Ace.
Glad to see them at least looking at it. I would like to see Omar found to have committed immigration fraud. The penalty is that all Somali are thrown out.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 14, 2026 12:29 PM (N2HNb)

107 I'm old enough to remember "lock her up" meant something was supposed to happen to Hillary.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 14, 2026 12:29 PM (X0axn)

108 She has since remarried a third time and is wed to political consultant Tim Mynett.

You divorced your own brother?! There's an uncomfortable Thanksgiving.

Posted by: t-bird at September 14, 2026 12:30 PM (x+6zT)

109 turns out my dad was wrong. Rubbing dirt on it did not help.
Posted by: JackStraw

Did you try Robitussin?
- Chris Rock’s grandfather
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 14, 2026 12:25 PM (8m4AW)

Windex for external applications. -- Gus Portokalos

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 14, 2026 12:30 PM (ExV1e)

110 Since they know she did it, investigating must mean investigating the political ramifications of deporting her.

Posted by: TimothyJP at September 14, 2026 12:30 PM (ZhvP2)

111 98 We’re investigating followed by a task force that will put out a report and then we’ll take those recommendation and follow up on our investigation.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 14, 2026 12:29 PM (8m4AW)

Watch out if Jim Jordan rolls up his sleeves...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 14, 2026 12:30 PM (+gK6I)

112 So, what?

Posted by: I gotta ask at September 14, 2026 12:30 PM (2Ez/1)

113 >>@InsiderWire

>>#BREAKING: 5 million people have lost SNAP benefits since the One Big Beautiful Bill passed.

Incredible how corrupt our government was. Still a long way to go but making progress.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2026 12:31 PM (viF8m)

114 The left now has to balance the equation of "this is a political witch hunt" vs "nobody is above the law"

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 14, 2026 12:26 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
- The media

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 14, 2026 12:31 PM (gLYp7)

115 108 She has since remarried a third time and is wed to political consultant Tim Mynett.

You divorced your own brother?! There's an uncomfortable Thanksgiving.
Posted by: t-bird at September 14, 2026 12:30 PM (x+6zT)

WILL NO ONE THINK OF HER NEPHEW-SON!?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 14, 2026 12:31 PM (Y/06r)

116 My weekend starts on a Sunday, so today is 'Saturday'. Wash clothes, get a cheesesteak somewhere, take a walk. Maybe go golf, but might wait till next week where I'm taking an extra day off. Beautiful day here in Babylon DC. Was hoping to sleep through most of it but alas, got about 3 hours and that's that. Guess I'll be productive, or something.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 14, 2026 12:31 PM (sAmhv)

117 Some Dem Congressman said if he were to be elected president he would have it torn down.. The name escapes me

That's a required statement that the Dem/Antifa base enforces, along with making 9/10 a holiday to celebrate their victory over Charlie Kirk.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 14, 2026 12:31 PM (2ocoG)

118 Omar will never be deported to Somalia. Best case, she ends up in London or Paris, but I don't care as long as it's not hear.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 14, 2026 12:31 PM (4NO2D)

119 Outrage is erupting in Seattle after a 21-year-old who was SH0T 3 TIMES trying to STOP A ROBBERY walked 2 blocks BLEEDING TO DE*TH, begging for help...

...and a 7-Eleven LOCKED THE DOORS on him and people stood around FILMING him instead of helping.

https://tinyurl.com/4w3w4acr

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy

What?!!! They killed him before a judge could release him?!!!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Gird Your Loins! at September 14, 2026 12:31 PM (ndZc7)

120 Even IF we're able to deport Ilhan Omar out of the country, her native constituents will just find someone else without the baggage to replace her.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 14, 2026 12:28 PM (FZ29D)
_______

True. But it would be orgasmically satisfying to get rid of this particularly gruesome pig.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 14, 2026 12:31 PM (iFTx/)

121
WILL NO ONE THINK OF HER NEPHEW-SON!?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 14, 2026 12:31 PM (Y/06r)

Sonphew......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 14, 2026 12:31 PM (X0axn)

122 How we let a single one of these roaches into the country is beyond me.

Wait, I thought they were gastropods?

Posted by: Archimedes at September 14, 2026 12:32 PM (Riz8t)

123 Deporting her will take G-d only knows how long. The Dems will force it all the way to SCOTUS. Chief Justice Roberts will take his sweet time working to get 5 or more votes to stop deportation.

Trump should cut all the legal and political crap off ASAP. Give her a pardon for this one. Then Trump and every Republican politician can remind everyone, when needed, that BroFo is only in the US because Trump showed mercy to her. Trump will come-up with a wicked nickname for her, reminding everyone she's an immigration criminal who married her brother and was pardoned by Trump. My two-cents worth.

Posted by: Gref at September 14, 2026 12:32 PM (5rh/l)

124 Rolling up my sleeves here, boss

Posted by: Rep. Jim Jordan at September 14, 2026 12:32 PM (J4Dwc)

125 I think we need an amendment that you have to be a naturalized citizen for 15 years before you can run for political office.
Posted by: polynikes at September 14, 2026 12:27 PM (KC5Lt)

I can't think of a naturalized citizen who held elected office that I'd want to fight for. Why not just make it natural born, like President?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 14, 2026 12:32 PM (ExV1e)

126 Sonphew......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 14, 2026 12:31 PM (X0axn)

Nephon?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 14, 2026 12:32 PM (Y/06r)

127 She's her own grandma.

Posted by: Ray Stevens at September 14, 2026 12:32 PM (2Ez/1)

128 Even is she is found to have done illegal shit no judge or jury in DC or MN will convict her.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 14, 2026 12:20 PM (8m4AW)

I will say this again, this is a 20-80% issue that involves an immigrant who clearly despises the US, hates her constituents who are not Somali, and is almost certainly involved with massive scams , and no-one wants to touch it because it is political. She is too dirty to hug and too corrupt to enable, but neither Congress, not the Supremes, or even the MFM, no one wants to touch it.

However, as an election period issue it is a winner because it is almost a sure way to get points and wonderful example of two elements of agitprop and street theater

1) Design your action so that your target is forced to make a decision, and all their available options play to you advantage

2)When taking on a big and well-known target, it is often the target's reaction to your action that is the key to success. Therefore, anticipate your target's reaction and write that into your script

Posted by: Kindltot at September 14, 2026 12:32 PM (rbvCR)

129 How we let a single one of these roaches into the country is beyond me.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

So, is Omar a roach or a gastropod?

Posted by: Bulg at September 14, 2026 12:32 PM (77rzZ)

130 As I said in last thread, the Left hate that the taxpayers didn't have to pay for that beautiful ballroom.

Posted by: polynikes at September 14, 2026 12:32 PM (KC5Lt)

131 As for Ilhan Omar or whatever this little parasite's name is, she isn't going anywhere. Guess I'm in the 'nothing is going to happen' camp.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 14, 2026 12:32 PM (sAmhv)

132 If the parties were reversed Omar would be on a plane to Shitholistan right now. But our side will investigate instead.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 14, 2026 12:32 PM (8m4AW)

133 >>BREAKING: 5 million people have lost SNAP benefits since the One Big Beautiful Bill passed.

Notice that says People and not US Citizens.

Posted by: garrett at September 14, 2026 12:32 PM (zRd05)

134 To put it another "nothing will happen" way:

There's no one in the Trump admin, maybe not even Trump himself, who could withstand the nuclear fire the Dems (and their GOPe enablers) would bring to bear if charges were ever filed.*

Hell, jackasses like Cornyn and McConnell will be setting up "Pitchfork and Torch" concessions on the Washington Mall.

* Yes from these very same assholes who cheered and mocked "no one is above the law" when they themselves were charging Trump with made-up crimes.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 14, 2026 12:32 PM (3cUTc)

135 Since they know she did it, investigating must mean investigating the political ramifications of deporting her.
Posted by: TimothyJP

Goatraper riots for starters.

Posted by: Paul's mom at September 14, 2026 12:33 PM (qZb7K)

136 This would be HILARIOUS if it happened. Could you imagine the howling screamer monkeys? Until the next outrage reaches their limited attenti

Oh, that's right. Snowflake's in the house.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 14, 2026 12:33 PM (Sco7b)

137 THE ARISTOCRATS!

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 14, 2026 12:33 PM (4NO2D)

138 >>#BREAKING: 5 million people have lost SNAP benefits since the One Big Beautiful Bill passed.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2026 12:31 PM (viF8m)

Which I'm sure has absolutely no bearing on the number of self-deportations...

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 14, 2026 12:33 PM (gLYp7)

139 Off sock

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 14, 2026 12:33 PM (qZb7K)

140
What?!!! They killed him before a judge could release him?!!!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Gird Your Loins! at September 14, 2026 12:31 PM (ndZc7)

I believe he was shot for trying to STOP a robbery. For which he was likely to actually go to prison anyway.

But because everyone sucks now, he received no help, only became internet fodder.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 14, 2026 12:33 PM (X0axn)

141 As I said in last thread, the Left hate that the taxpayers didn't have to pay for that beautiful ballroom.

Also Barack Obama supported building a ballroom before Trump actually did it.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 14, 2026 12:33 PM (2ocoG)

142 127 She's her own grandma.

Okay, but at what time did she leave St. Louis going East at 60 mph?

Posted by: Archimedes at September 14, 2026 12:33 PM (Riz8t)

143 >>Notice that says People and not US Citizens.

Turn off the tap and watch how many go home.

Not exactly rocket science.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2026 12:34 PM (viF8m)

144 turns out my dad was wrong. Rubbing dirt on it did not help.
Posted by: JackStraw

Did you try Robitussin?
- Chris Rock’s grandfather
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 14, 2026 12:25 PM (8m4AW)

You might try Windex.

Posted by: Old Guy From My Big Fat Greek Wedding at September 14, 2026 12:34 PM (PSEDc)

145 I can't think of a naturalized citizen who held elected office that I'd want to fight for. Why not just make it natural born, like President?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

Carl Schurz was pretty good in the 19th century.

Posted by: Bulg at September 14, 2026 12:34 PM (77rzZ)

146 How we let a single one of these roaches into the country is beyond me.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

So, is Omar a roach or a gastropod?

Posted by: Bulg at September 14, 2026 12:32 PM (77rzZ)
_______

She's a mutant combinant of slug and roach. Sloach? If Hollywood is looking for a good slimy monster for the next B-Grade horror movie, I'll sell them the rights to this. Cheap.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 14, 2026 12:34 PM (iFTx/)

147 I'm old enough to remember "lock her up" meant something was supposed to happen to Hillary.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 14, 2026 12:29 PM (X0axn)

He was subordinating her in the minds of the public so that the targeted "woman woman woman" progaganda against him would be less successful and he would have a chance to beat a media machine that otherwise tended to slaughter all comers. It worked.

Posted by: ... at September 14, 2026 12:34 PM (AANQ+)

148 105 My only problem with ballrooms is the dancing part.

I am no dancer.
Posted by: Bulg at September 14, 2026 12:29 PM (77rzZ)

You may be a lover.

Posted by: Helter Skelter at September 14, 2026 12:34 PM (PMi3m)

149 Sonphew......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 14, 2026 12:31 PM (X0axn)

Nephon?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 14, 2026 12:32 PM (Y/06r)

I guess we'll have to settle for 'inbred retard.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 14, 2026 12:34 PM (X0axn)

150 First they came for the Somalis and I didn't say anything because I was helping fuel the helicopters.

Posted by: Knee Mauler at September 14, 2026 12:35 PM (2Ez/1)

151 In before the "nothing will happen" explainer.

Posted by: 13times at September 14, 2026 12:35 PM (6iKlf)

152 Whatever resources are looking into this I’d rather them be out arresting criminal aliens and deporting them. This is failure theater type stuff. There are only so many days that Trump has to deport as many people as possible. Stay focused on the big picture and don’t get bogged down into these go nowhere “investigations”.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 14, 2026 12:35 PM (8m4AW)

153 Okay, but at what time did she leave St. Louis going East at 60 mph?
Posted by: Archimedes at September 14, 2026 12:33 PM

That's a fargin' trick question!!!

Posted by: Roman Moroni at September 14, 2026 12:36 PM (bFu5X)

154 We have enough homegrown enemies we have no need for foreign ones.

Posted by: steevy at September 14, 2026 12:36 PM (YwEeS)

155 151 In before the "nothing will happen" explainer.
Posted by: 13times at September 14, 2026 12:35 PM (6iKlf)

Too late.

Posted by: Chorus at September 14, 2026 12:36 PM (Y/06r)

156 I'm old enough to remember "lock her up" meant something was supposed to happen to Hillary.......

I still think that having to deteriorate in the same house as Bill while knowing she'll never be President is arguably better than prison for someone as nakedly ambitious as her, but I get the symbolic value of tossing her in supermax.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 14, 2026 12:36 PM (2ocoG)

157 > 5 million people have lost SNAP benefits since the One Big Beautiful Bill passed.
+++

Is that a lot?

Posted by: I gotta ask at September 14, 2026 12:36 PM (2Ez/1)

158 147 I'm old enough to remember "lock her up" meant something was supposed to happen to Hillary.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 14, 2026 12:29 PM (X0axn)

He was subordinating her in the minds of the public so that the targeted "woman woman woman" progaganda against him would be less successful and he would have a chance to beat a media machine that otherwise tended to slaughter all comers. It worked.
Posted by: ... at September 14, 2026 12:34 PM (AANQ+)

There's also the fact that Comey had already turned thebFBI into an accomplice after the fact by destroying all the evidence.

Posted by: Helter Skelter at September 14, 2026 12:36 PM (PMi3m)

159 Don't look now but something might be happening.

>>@EricLDaugh
·
9m
>>🚨 BREAKING: Disgraced Obama CIA Director John Brennan has hereby been SUBPOENAED to testify in a criminal grand conspiracy investigation — AP

>>The best part? THE GRAND JURY IS IN FLORIDA 🔥🔥

Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2026 12:37 PM (viF8m)

160 I had a football coach that would say to rub some female genitalia on your injury. Seems like the girls were determined to keep this miracle cure all to themselves, though. Pretty selfish if you ask me.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 14, 2026 12:37 PM (A5IXv)

161 her native constituents will just find someone else without the baggage to replace her.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

There is no muzzie without the baggage of their pedophile founder.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 14, 2026 12:37 PM (NnhvP)

162 How did Omar get here? Did she lie in her own application or is the investigation just focusing on her subsequent lies to get her brother here?
Posted by: polynikes at September 14, 2026 12:24 PM (KC5Lt)

He real family name is Nur. She immigrated under the false name Omar, to hide her relationship to her warlord father.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 14, 2026 12:37 PM (1z8ji)

163 First they came for the Somalis and I didn't say anything because I was helping fuel the helicopters.
Posted by: Knee Mauler

Possible thread winner here.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 14, 2026 12:37 PM (qZb7K)

164 Trump should cut all the legal and political crap off ASAP. Give her a pardon for this one. Then Trump and every Republican politician can remind everyone, when needed, that BroFo is only in the US because Trump showed mercy to her.

...........

Posted by: Gref at September 14, 2026 12:32 PM (5rh/l)

Nah. Keep her on defense. Keep them running. Keep them screaming. Keep them crying. Bathe in their lamentations.

Posted by: ... at September 14, 2026 12:37 PM (AANQ+)

165 #BREAKING: 5 million people have lost SNAP benefits since the One Big Beautiful Bill passed.

Posted by: JackStraw

I'm putting the number of self- and other deportations at, ummm, 5 million. Just a wild guess!

Posted by: t-bird at September 14, 2026 12:37 PM (x+6zT)

166 So she could genuinely be in danger if returned, which makes returning her even funnier.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 14, 2026 12:29 PM (2ocoG)[/io]

Fine, send her to Sierra Leon

Posted by: Kindltot at September 14, 2026 12:37 PM (rbvCR)

167 HOMAN: There's nothing political about it. ICE is enforcing law that Congress wrote. I mean, these are all laws that are in statute."

He can say that it's not political but everyone knows that it is. One of the problems with any government, including ours, is that there are so many laws on the books that if you fall out of favor, someone can look at you carefully enough to find you've run afoul of some law.
Personally, I have no problem with getting rid of her as I see her as essentially anti-American, but let's not forget that this type of thing is a two-edged sword and eventually that same blade will cut us and ours too.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 14, 2026 12:38 PM (zafwz)

168 5 million people have lost SNAP benefits since the One Big Beautiful Bill passed.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2026 12:31 PM (viF8m)

How will we control the pet population?
- Zombie Bob Barker

Posted by: Doof at September 14, 2026 12:38 PM (c2vsb)

169 @90- "has anyone noticed that nothing will happen yet?"

Sometimes it takes a while to judge shop. Left wing judges have been really busy these days.

Posted by: Case at September 14, 2026 12:38 PM (xJpuh)

170 >>The best part? THE GRAND JURY IS IN FLORIDA 🔥🔥
Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2026 12:37 PM

*steeples fingers*

Eeeexcellent.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 14, 2026 12:38 PM (bFu5X)

171 >> BREAKING: 5 million people have lost SNAP benefits since the One Big Beautiful Bill passed.

Still not enough. Walk around a grocery store in NY state. And BTW they haven’t even gotten to the ultra Orthodox Jews who are one of the biggest scam groups in NY.

Posted by: That Guy at September 14, 2026 12:38 PM (bmP3s)

172 There's also the fact that Comey had already turned thebFBI into an accomplice after the fact by destroying all the evidence.

Posted by: Helter Skelter at September 14, 2026 12:36 PM (PMi3m)

Imagine taking all the political flak of prosecuting her and "dividing" the country, and then having her get off anyway because it's fixed. Lose lose lose.

But using it to win the election was fucking chef kiss.

Posted by: ... at September 14, 2026 12:38 PM (AANQ+)

173 her native constituents will just find someone else without the baggage to replace her.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

There is no muzzie without the baggage of their pedophile founder.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 14, 2026 12:37 PM (NnhvP)
---
It will be a difficult challenge for them to overcome...Which is why they'll find some old white dude to take her place.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 14, 2026 12:39 PM (FZ29D)

174 163 First they came for the Somalis and I didn't say anything because I was helping fuel the helicopters.
Posted by: Knee Mauler

Possible thread winner here.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 14, 2026 12:37 PM (qZb7K)

It is good. Makes you think.

'Daddy, what did you do in the Pinochet regime?'

'I was just in Helicopter maintenance.'

Posted by: Chorus at September 14, 2026 12:39 PM (Y/06r)

175 LoL if this happened it would be easy to prove and she would be in jail under the Trump Administration. They're dying to prosecute Democrats for crimes, even ones they haven't committed.

No official court records, DNA evidence, or documented proof have ever established Ilhan Omar married her brother. It's all racist BS.

While this accusation is almost for sure politically motivated nonsense; this is actually a thing that happens. Somali immigrants have illegally lied and married relatives to gain them citizenship in the US. It’s not incestuous, just a manipulation of the system.

It’s not incest, I doubt they consummated it. It was just immigration fraud.

I heard you married your mother. Did you? Idk what to believe. Why does Reddit seem to have so many stupid questions today??? Why is my algo so bad today?

There's more evidence that she did it compared to Trump being a pedophile.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 14, 2026 12:39 PM (t19vo)

176 🚨 BREAKING: Disgraced Obama CIA Director John Brennan has hereby been SUBPOENAED to testify in a criminal grand conspiracy investigation — AP

The best part? THE GRAND JURY IS IN FLORIDA

The good news, John, is that you'll already be dressed for Guantanamo.

Posted by: t-bird at September 14, 2026 12:39 PM (x+6zT)

177 wouldn't it be cool if they deported her and just made the announcement afterwards

you know, surprise us for once

Posted by: DanMan at September 14, 2026 12:40 PM (8uzBS)

178 Ilhan's sister is also in on fraud, it appears:

---------------
https://tinyurl.com/4v85j2p5

One of the largest fraud scandals in Minnesota may involve the family of Ilhan Omar.
The far-left congresswoman’s sister used the address of a woman who was business partners with several major convicts in the “Feeding Our Future” scandal, a Daily Wire investigation found.

Posted by: beckster at September 14, 2026 12:40 PM (kX27y)

179 The best part? THE GRAND JURY IS IN FLORIDA 🔥🔥

Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2026 12:37 PM (viF8m)

Is this the case from which Joe DiGenniva just resigned?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 14, 2026 12:40 PM (gLYp7)

180 It's just another Merlot Monday.

Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at September 14, 2026 12:40 PM (2Ez/1)

181 can say that it's not political but everyone knows that it is. One of the problems with any government, including ours, is that there are so many laws on the books that if you fall out of favor, someone can look at you carefully enough to find you've run afoul of some law.

—

Stalin said show me the man and I’ll show you the crime. We’re in the same place here. On any given day everyone breaks some law without even knowing it.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 14, 2026 12:40 PM (8m4AW)

182 I doubt it. My guess is that she is loving this. She knows she'll never be convicted or deported. It will only strengthen her support in her district. And she will get to be the center of attention as mean old Trump tries to kick a sitting BLACK FEMALE REPRESENTATIVE out of the country.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at September 14, 2026 12:25 PM (bNf8H)

Send cops to arrest her, and bring her in for questioning. She gets violent, resists arrest, gets shot in the head. Problem solved.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 14, 2026 12:40 PM (1z8ji)

183 If Ilhan Omar is ever arrested, I will eat my hat.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 14, 2026 12:40 PM (RIvkX)

184 I believe in science!

Planned Parenthood Says People Of "All Genders" Need Abortions

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Gird Your Loins! at September 14, 2026 12:41 PM (ndZc7)

185 124 Rolling up my sleeves here, boss
Posted by: Rep. Jim Jordan at September 14, 2026 12:32 PM (J4Dwc)

Sleeves will roll

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 14, 2026 12:41 PM (0CU3H)

186
I wonder why Mullin is so casual about alluding to an investigation that could lead to denaturalization if the DHS says we don't talk about ongoing investigations or potential future actions.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 14, 2026 12:41 PM (mmrXZ)

187 I was just in Helicopter maintenance.'
Posted by: Chorus

Ejection Specialist.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 14, 2026 12:41 PM (qZb7K)

188 "The shoulder was semi-okay over the weekend."

Did you injure your shoulder or is it just wearing out? My left shoulder is worn out. No more cartilage so it's cortisone shots and eventually replacement.

Posted by: Tuna at September 14, 2026 12:41 PM (lJ0H4)

189 I have no problem with getting rid of her as I see her as essentially anti-American, but let's not forget that this type of thing is a two-edged sword and eventually that same blade will cut us and ours too.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 14, 2026 12:38 PM (zafwz)

They literally invented a new law to prosecute Trump.

Using the laws we already have is the absolute least we could do in response.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 14, 2026 12:41 PM (gLYp7)

190 183 If Ilhan Omar is ever arrested, I will eat my hat.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 14, 2026 12:40 PM (RIvkX)

Do you own a hat?

Posted by: Chorus at September 14, 2026 12:41 PM (Y/06r)

191 187 I was just in Helicopter maintenance.'
Posted by: Chorus

Ejection Specialist.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 14, 2026 12:41 PM (qZb7K)

'Off boarding Specialist'.

Posted by: Chorus at September 14, 2026 12:42 PM (Y/06r)

192 It seems that clenching and saying "I got your finger!" during a prostate exam is considered "inappropriate" these days. I'm sorry, I thought this was America.

Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at September 14, 2026 12:42 PM (V362x)

193 her native constituents will just find someone else without the baggage to replace her.
---
Related:
long set of tweets linked at Insty on how white liberals of both sexes and all ages are the only race/politics that does not view their own race warmly.

And it's not even close to any other race, politics, sex or age combination.

They are basically voting themselves out of existence.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 14, 2026 12:42 PM (3cUTc)

194 /off CLUE sock

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 14, 2026 12:42 PM (Y/06r)

195 All that talk about ballroom made me wonder how Scrotum Guy is...

Before I get back to work, CBC headline...

Carney is seeking $1 trillion in investments. What will it take to land major deals at this week's summit?

I would think an amazing trade relationship with the United States would be a kick-ass selling point. And I'm seeing more and more theory that Carney is doing this solely to hurt Trump in the midterms.

I wouldn't put it past the asshole.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at September 14, 2026 12:42 PM (Sco7b)

196 First move to make by DOJ is present this to congress, and congress then expels her. Seriously, its way past time for this.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 14, 2026 12:42 PM (K32Fz)

197 Interesting news item from over the weekend: Bill Clinton said the CIA told him not to kill bin Laden so he didn't. I'm torn between "the Clintons are liars" and "I don't doubt the CIA was involved in fuckery".

Posted by: Ian S. at September 14, 2026 12:42 PM (2ocoG)

198 It’s not incest, I doubt they consummated it. It was just immigration fraud.

—

Oh? Then I guess it’s all good. Charges dropped you’re free to go congresswoman.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 14, 2026 12:42 PM (8m4AW)

199 192 It seems that clenching and saying "I got your finger!" during a prostate exam is considered "inappropriate" these days. I'm sorry, I thought this was America.
Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at September 14, 2026 12:42 PM (V362x)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 14, 2026 12:43 PM (Y/06r)

200 I think we need an amendment that you have to be a naturalized citizen for 15 years before you can run for political office.
Posted by: polynikes at September 14, 2026 12:27 PM (KC5Lt)

How about "never"?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 14, 2026 12:43 PM (1z8ji)

201 But using it to win the election was fucking chef kiss.
Posted by: ... at September 14, 2026 12:38 PM (AANQ+)

Imagine going through all that trouble to keep her out of jail only to have the Hildebeast blame you for her loss because you actlually said something honest about her about two weeks before the election.

Posted by: tankdemon at September 14, 2026 12:43 PM (PMi3m)

202 I wouldn't put it past the asshole.
Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy - 105 years old! Puppy at heart! at September 14, 2026 12:42 PM (Sco7b)

It seems that clenching and saying "I got your finger!" during a prostate exam is considered "inappropriate" these days. I'm sorry, I thought this was America.
Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at September 14, 2026 12:42 PM (V362x)

Horde counterpoint.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 14, 2026 12:43 PM (Y/06r)

203 Is this the case from which Joe DiGenniva just resigned?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 14, 2026 12:40 PM (gLYp7)

I'm wondering that too... His "beef" seemed to be they were rushing him on cases..... Wonder if he recommended to not go ahead and they decided to ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 14, 2026 12:44 PM (+gK6I)

204 They are basically voting themselves out of existence.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 14, 2026 12:42 PM (3cUTc)

And being replaced by 3rd worlders.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 14, 2026 12:44 PM (8m4AW)

205 He real family name is Nur. She immigrated under the false name Omar, to hide her relationship to her warlord father.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 14, 2026 12:37 PM (1z8ji)
=====

Her son was living in an apartment where an illegal arsenal was kept and he walked. The weapons weren't his, comrade, they were his roommate's.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 14, 2026 12:44 PM (RIvkX)

206 It’s not incest, I doubt they consummated it. It was just immigration fraud.

-
That's a load off my mind!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Gird Your Loins! at September 14, 2026 12:44 PM (ndZc7)

207 Isn’t she currently married to a US citizen? That would complicate removal. She did commit fraud. But the question will be more of what punishment could they invoke, and perhaps how is that complicated by her ex post facto status.

Posted by: That Guy at September 14, 2026 12:45 PM (DL7nW)

208 203 Is this the case from which Joe DiGenniva just resigned?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung
====
No. The case has to do with the Brennan-Obama-Clapper-Jack Smith and more Obama officials conspiring over Russia Russia.

Posted by: whig at September 14, 2026 12:45 PM (E4rtv)

209 I'm more concerned with her family using fake names and the kids pretending they belonged to someone else to get in the door when her father who worked for the Somalian war lord in charge at the time was deposed. They are terrorists and criminals and should have never had a right to come here.

Posted by: Jaimo at September 14, 2026 12:46 PM (2noDb)

210 Send the skank back. And her husband/brother

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at September 14, 2026 12:46 PM (jRVrw)

211 Personally, I have no problem with getting rid of her as I see her as essentially anti-American, but let's not forget that this type of thing is a two-edged sword and eventually that same blade will cut us and ours too.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 14, 2026 12:38 PM (zafwz)

I think the difference between Omar and, say, Rosa Luxemburg, is that Omar seems to have done non-political acts that are crimes.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 14, 2026 12:46 PM (rbvCR)

212 Isn’t she currently married to a US citizen? That would complicate removal. She did commit fraud. But the question will be more of what punishment could they invoke, and perhaps how is that complicated by her ex post facto status.

Posted by: That Guy at September 14, 2026 12:45 PM (DL7nW)

Fair point.

I'll accept imprisonment for no less than fifteen years in lieu of denaturalization.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 14, 2026 12:46 PM (gLYp7)

213 Brother-rapers and father-stabbers are welcome over here.

Posted by: Group W Benchwarmer at September 14, 2026 12:46 PM (Fn+3X)

214 207 Isn’t she currently married to a US citizen? That would complicate removal. She did commit fraud. But the question will be more of what punishment could they invoke, and perhaps how is that complicated by her ex post facto status.
Posted by: That Guy
=======
Ex post facto does not apply to civil law including being deported and denaturalized. And no, despite being married to a US citizen, a spouse can and has been deported for being here illegally or lying on immigration and naturalization papers.

Just like having US kids does not prevent a parent from being deported as illegally present.

Posted by: whig at September 14, 2026 12:47 PM (E4rtv)

215 So, is Omar a roach or a gastropod?

Posted by: Bulg at September 14, 2026 12:32 PM (77rzZ)

A hybrid. Cockleroach

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 14, 2026 12:47 PM (1z8ji)

216 It’s not incest, I doubt they consummated it. It was just immigration fraud.

I mean, they are Somalis, so its not off the table.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 14, 2026 12:47 PM (K32Fz)

217 A murder of crows serving their master with no weekend updates. We're not getting the full picture here.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 14, 2026 12:48 PM (5C90x)

218 I could get real tasteless, so I won't. But there IS one joke loaded in the chanber.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 14, 2026 12:23 PM (AXBJa)

----
Oh, I forgot. You're brother is using the car tonight.

-just the punchline--

Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 14, 2026 12:48 PM (zafwz)

219 Immigration fraud doesn’t exist

It exists a little bit no big deal

It exists a lot but shut up racist

It’s good that immigration fraud exists

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 14, 2026 12:48 PM (8m4AW)

220 How did Omar get here? Did she lie in her own application or is the investigation just focusing on her subsequent lies to get her brother here?
Posted by: polynikes at September 14, 2026 12:24 PM (KC5Lt)

He real family name is Nur. She immigrated under the false name Omar, to hide her relationship to her warlord father.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 14, 2026 12:37 PM (1z8ji)
_______

Yea, although I'm not sure the father was the warlord. IIRC, he was a big player in the WL's government, but not the WL himself.

But it was fraud nonetheless. "I need asylum because I'm being terrorized in Somalia by my father!"

The Nur family was in on the murderous WL action too. Both families are total scum.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 14, 2026 12:49 PM (iFTx/)

221 Personally, I have no problem with getting rid of her as I see her as essentially anti-American, but let's not forget that this type of thing is a two-edged sword and eventually that same blade will cut us and ours too.
Posted by: OneEyedJack
======
Not too much. The fact is that the left is the one relying in migrants illegal and legal to take over the US, not heritage Americans. Scotus pretty much ended ability to deport heritage US citizens under its birth ruling. This is one matter where a slippery slope does not exist. Although I would get a kick out of Democrats deporting ole Rupert Murdoch from the US.

Posted by: whig at September 14, 2026 12:49 PM (E4rtv)

222
91 Even IF we're able to deport Ilhan Omar out of the country, her native constituents will just find someone else without the baggage to replace her.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 14, 2026 12:28 PM

--------

Her district is full of white people of scandinavian descent. Electing her is their suicidal virtue signal.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 14, 2026 12:49 PM (mS8PE)

223 Do you own a hat?
Posted by: Chorus at September 14, 2026 12:41 PM (Y/06r)
====

Yeah Mrs. F. has been complaining lately it's too nasty to wear.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 14, 2026 12:49 PM (RIvkX)

224 It’s not incest, I doubt they consummated it. It was just immigration fraud.

I've been assured that Muslim men are so horny that seeing a woman's ankle will make them bust. Are we sure he didn't take her for a test drive once it was legally sanctioned?

Posted by: Ian S. at September 14, 2026 12:49 PM (2ocoG)

225 I was just in Helicopter maintenance.'
Posted by: Chorus

Ejection Specialist.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 14, 2026 12:41 PM (qZb7K)

Payload distribution, not sure of the MOS

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 14, 2026 12:49 PM (PSEDc)

226 Omar's deportation could trigger a bunch of others. Do it

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 14, 2026 12:50 PM (qZb7K)

227 Yeah Mrs. F. has been complaining lately it's too nasty to wear.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 14, 2026 12:49 PM (RIvkX)

Seasoning.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 14, 2026 12:50 PM (Y/06r)

228 209 I'm more concerned with her family using fake names and the kids pretending they belonged to someone else to get in the door when her father who worked for the Somalian war lord in charge at the time was deposed. They are terrorists and criminals and should have never had a right to come here.
Posted by: Jaimo

I think it is fair to say a number of Somalians over here are in fact war criminals. Look up what Siad Barre and his successors in Somali did up in Puntland. Genocidal levels. But I think a lot of them got into the US under dear old Deep State George HW Bush because they helped out the CIA a time or two.

Posted by: whig at September 14, 2026 12:51 PM (E4rtv)

229 Congress shouldn’t even allow these socialist creeps to be seated. If some districts elect them, too bad try again.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 14, 2026 12:52 PM (A5IXv)

230 Seasoning.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 14, 2026 12:50 PM (Y/06r)
=====

I have to wear a nice hat so the hobos on the muni aren't offended.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 14, 2026 12:52 PM (RIvkX)

231 I've been assured that Muslim men are so horny that seeing a woman's ankle will make them bust. Are we sure he didn't take her for a test drive once it was legally sanctioned?
Posted by: Ian S.
=======
I think reports are that the bro is gay and currently living the Gay Ole Life in UK. Maybe seeing Omar naked was enough to scare the shit out of him and scare him gay.

Posted by: whig at September 14, 2026 12:53 PM (E4rtv)

232 "Isn't her dad a brutal warlord back in Somalia? --
Yes, but IIRC, the problem is that she didn't report her unexplained wealth on her taxes until someone published her returns." Posted by: Archimedes

So the IRS should also go after her. And there are multiple reason to deport this daughter of a warlord (who changed her name to hide that fact).

Posted by: illiniwek at September 14, 2026 12:53 PM (vbXSk)

233 Yeah Mrs. F. has been complaining lately it's too nasty to wear.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 14, 2026 12:49 PM (RIvkX)

Get yourself a new hat, dude.
It will cheer you up.

www.bon-clic-bon-genre.us/hat_x2.html#filtres

Posted by: Kindltot at September 14, 2026 12:53 PM (rbvCR)

234 216 It’s not incest, I doubt they consummated it. It was just immigration fraud.

I mean, they are Somalis, so its not off the table.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 14, 2026 12:47 PM (K32Fz

She was 17.

And you'd probably want to avoid such easy immigration question traps as "Didn't his false leg bother you?'

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 14, 2026 12:53 PM (Sco7b)

235 Sacré Bleu!

French President Macron’s Popularity Plunges to Record Low 16 Percent

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Gird Your Loins! at September 14, 2026 12:54 PM (ndZc7)

236 Interesting news item from over the weekend: Bill Clinton said the CIA told him not to kill bin Laden so he didn't. I'm torn between "the Clintons are liars" and "I don't doubt the CIA was involved in fuckery".

Posted by: Ian S. at September 14, 2026 12:42 PM (2ocoG)

When in doubt, doubt a Clinton.

Posted by: ... at September 14, 2026 12:54 PM (AANQ+)

237 I've been assured that Muslim men are so horny that seeing a woman's ankle will make them bust. Are we sure he didn't take her for a test drive once it was legally sanctioned?
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Muslim logic is literally, "it's not your sister once you're married--it's your wife and property."

I guarantee they consummated it.
They F goats and all sorts of animals.
They F kids of all ages.
They rape, they torture, they kill--all blessed as holy duty by their pedo prophet.

They consummated the marriage.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 14, 2026 12:54 PM (3cUTc)

238 229 Congress shouldn’t even allow these socialist creeps to be seated. If some districts elect them, too bad try again.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
========
They can expel them but not refuse to seat them. See Powell v. McCormick. Expulsion takes 2/3rds of the House or Senate. Yet another crappy decision from Scotus interfering with legislative branches. Adam Clayton Powell was in fact a corrupt piece of shit and Democrat Speaker McCormick was right in refusing to seat him while ethics and criminal violations were swirling around him.

Posted by: whig at September 14, 2026 12:55 PM (E4rtv)

239 I've been assured that Muslim men are so horny that seeing a woman's ankle will make them bust

So insanely horny that even little girls must be covered head to toe or the men are helplessly overtaken with raging lust.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 14, 2026 12:55 PM (K32Fz)

240 Is this the case from which Joe DiGenniva just resigned?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 14, 2026 12:40 PM (gLYp7)

I'm wondering that too... His "beef" seemed to be they were rushing him on cases..... Wonder if he recommended to not go ahead and they decided to ?
Posted by: It's me donna

I never trusted DeGenova. One of those guys who could talk a mean game (like Bongino) but bails when the rubber hits the road.

Posted by: Bulg at September 14, 2026 12:55 PM (77rzZ)

241 Sacré Bleu!

French President Macron’s Popularity Plunges to Record Low 16 Percent
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Gird Your Loins! at September 14, 2026 12:54 PM (ndZc7)

It doesn't matter if the Paris street supports him.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 14, 2026 12:55 PM (rbvCR)

242 Put her in a cell with Lindsay Clancy and tell her it's a long lost daughter.

Posted by: ... at September 14, 2026 12:55 PM (AANQ+)

243 This sounds serious. That means there will be consequences, right?

Right!?!?

Posted by: blaster at September 14, 2026 12:57 PM (NlEaG)

244 I guess one comfort to the "nothing will happen" is:

The devil never goes after his own.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 14, 2026 12:57 PM (3cUTc)

245 Yeah Mrs. F. has been complaining lately it's too nasty to wear.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

My current hat is getting there. Got a big-ol' sweat stain on it. I should probably get a new one.

Posted by: Bulg at September 14, 2026 12:57 PM (77rzZ)

246 Get yourself a new hat, dude.
It will cheer you up.

www.bon-clic-bon-genre.us/hat_x2.html#filtres
Posted by: Kindltot
___________
Alfonso D'EsteDiamond-9
Made in Italy
100% Linen
$ 140.00

Buy that hat and you get a free bowl of soup.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 14, 2026 12:57 PM (XvL8K)

247 I'm wondering that too... His "beef" seemed to be they were rushing him on cases..... Wonder if he recommended to not go ahead and they decided to ?
Posted by: It's me donna

DiGenova is eighty some odd years old. He wanted to broaden cases rather than starting trial with those that he already had bang to rights and then leveraging convictions to get them to talk. He might have also been a bit daunted by actually trying cases as these are in fact cases of the century that make Watergate look like a walk in the park.

Posted by: whig at September 14, 2026 12:57 PM (E4rtv)

248 With the goatrapers, women are for breeding and kids are for pleasure.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 14, 2026 12:58 PM (qZb7K)

249 Don't buy a Susquehanna Hat under any circumstances. They chain little girls with little curls to the sewing machines until they reach their quota!

Posted by: Shame of Flugel Street at September 14, 2026 12:58 PM (Fn+3X)

250 88 Omar might be denaturalized... Be still my heart.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 14, 2026 12:27 PM (NnhvP)

Like a protein?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 14, 2026 12:58 PM (l3cgK)

251 "Knock knock," and "why did the chicken cross the road," etc...

Some joke setups are just so hackneyed that all you can do is roll your eyes, and wait for the inevitably stupid, unfunny punchline.

"Nobody is above the law" has joined this pantheon of pure cheese.

The bitch is a black female Democrat legislator. There are no laws for her.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 14, 2026 12:59 PM (BI5O2)

252 >>Is this the case from which Joe DiGenniva just resigned?

Yep.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2026 12:59 PM (viF8m)

253 > You know what's going to happen? NOTHING!

Posted by: Guy who always says "Nothing will happen" and is usually right

-----

🎵 Hello darkness, my old friend...

Posted by: Don Black at September 14, 2026 01:00 PM (ZxPkt)

254 I wouldn't put it past these animals to be fornicating like feral alley cats every night.

A few more planned parenthood clinics in Minnesota would be called for.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 14, 2026 01:00 PM (5C90x)

255 Damn those f*ck ups!

Hunter Biden Says a “F--k Up” Crushed Investors in Meme Coin Meltdown

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Gird Your Loins! at September 14, 2026 01:01 PM (ndZc7)

256 244 I guess one comfort to the "nothing will happen" is:

The devil never goes after his own.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

Not true. He breaks his tools when he is finished with them. Look at Nanzi Pelosi and her family life for example. Drunkards and pretty much despised by a lot of the country. Look at Killary and Bill, ditto. Soros is gaga and apparently stuck in a room now waiting for his body to catch up with his dead brain. Living death with perhaps just a tiny glimmer of sanity now and again before darkness descends again. Epstein dead whether by his own hands or not.

The list goes on. It is because Stan hates his minions too and wants them to live in fear, despair, and misery for all eternity too by refusing to repent.

Posted by: whig at September 14, 2026 01:02 PM (E4rtv)

257
But the endless grandstanding and "we're looking into it" leaks and drops is boring and counterproductive. It only serves to get our side's hopes up. It also gives this gastropod a nice fat cause celeb to claim victimhood and for fundraising. That's a lose-lose.

Posted by: Elric The Blade

===============

100%. And when the whole investigation duds out, that smirk of hers will be unbearable. And all her supporters will tout the story for years as the Republicans' desperate racist, xenophobic, islamophobic, misogynist attempt to remove a popular black leader. She'll have any office she wants thereafter except president, although a packed court might let her have that.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 14, 2026 01:02 PM (mmrXZ)

258 183 If Ilhan Omar is ever arrested, I will eat my hat.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

I used to watch a cartoon called Word Girl with my kids. The prison warden was always promising to eat his hat...and sometimes a little too eager to follow through.

https://tinyurl.com/299jmu7y

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 14, 2026 01:02 PM (t19vo)

259 Tom Homan said his best HSI investigator was looking into this and would have his findings BACK IN DECEMBER 2025.
Nothing bad ever happens to Democrats even when caught red-handed breaking the law. Democrats are the only ones who have balls to punish their political enemies. For the right, it's not really personal. The left would throw your family in prison if you disagree with them.

Posted by: Rdubs at September 14, 2026 01:03 PM (6hWXf)

260 You know what's going to happen? NOTHING!
Posted by: Guy who always says "Nothing will happen" and is usually right.

The Guy is the mole.

Posted by: 13times at September 14, 2026 01:04 PM (6iKlf)

261 252 >>Is this the case from which Joe DiGenniva just resigned?

Yep.
Posted by: JackStraw

Jack, I don't think this matter was not under the purview of DiGenova who was investigating Russia Russia. He was in South Florida and this is being run by main justice out of DC along with the civil side by DHS, not DiGenova.

Posted by: whig at September 14, 2026 01:04 PM (E4rtv)

262 Powerline guys: Welcome to the party, pal!

Posted by: pookysgirl, zookeeper at September 14, 2026 01:04 PM (Wt5PA)

263 If the entire Dem apparatus went to the mat for Abrego Garcia, image what they'll pull for Omar.

Posted by: Halfhand at September 14, 2026 01:04 PM (nSaqA)

264 News

FoxNews - AI
MSNow - VP Vance in deep red Kansas. Good question - why?
CNN - AI

Thanks again for the article. Archimedes I think. Sorry if not.

CBC - global investors in Toronto.
Target there please.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 14, 2026 01:05 PM (Sco7b)

265 190 183 If Ilhan Omar is ever arrested, I will eat my hat.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 14, 2026 12:40 PM (RIvkX)

Do you own a hat?
Posted by: Chorus

Wait a minute...that's not a yamake, that's just a cleverly disguised tortilla!!!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 14, 2026 01:05 PM (t19vo)

266 Nothing bad ever happens to Democrats even when caught red-handed breaking the law.

Almost nothing ever happens to someone in power no matter what party they are, but even more rarely to a Democrat, and even more rarely to a woman, and even more rarely to a black woman Democrat. To the point of being nearly impossible, and never in my memory.

And black women Democrats seem to understand this because they are so openly, blatantly, and gleefully corrupt and lawbreaking right in our faces.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 14, 2026 01:05 PM (K32Fz)

267 Hunter Biden Says a “F--k Up” Crushed Investors in Meme Coin Meltdown

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Gird Your Loins! at September 14, 2026 01:01 PM (ndZc7)

Spoiler: He's the fuckup

Posted by: ... at September 14, 2026 01:06 PM (AANQ+)

268 The bitch is a black female Democrat legislator. There are no laws for her.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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Denaturalization is a civil process, not criminal. You can file criminal charges but don't have too. And she is in the midst of the Somalian fraud charges going down in Minnesota now for Learing Centers, etc.

Not everything is going to be charged criminally when simply being deported back to Somalia with people that hate her living guts there might be enough.

Posted by: whig at September 14, 2026 01:06 PM (E4rtv)

269 >>Jack, I don't think this matter was not under the purview of DiGenova who was investigating Russia Russia. He was in South Florida and this is being run by main justice out of DC along with the civil side by DHS, not DiGenova.

I believe it's all part of the same conspiracy case.

Supposedly, DiGenova was brought in to help organize the various investigations but they are all under the same umbrella.

Brennan is being subpoenaed by a Florida grand jury.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 14, 2026 01:06 PM (viF8m)

270 Is there another country where the residents have actual light bulb heads like Somalis? You'd think a sub-basement IQ population would more tend to look like Pinheads.

Posted by: Gabba, Gabba, Hey! at September 14, 2026 01:06 PM (Fn+3X)

271 If the entire Dem apparatus went to the mat for Abrego Garcia, image what they'll pull for Omar.
Posted by: Halfhand at September 14, 2026 01:04 PM (nSaqA)

I have no idea if Abrego Garcia was a CIA contractor or if he was just involved in human trafficking for the Bidens, but he was something serious because he was never treated like he was just some MS-13 gangbanger

Posted by: Kindltot at September 14, 2026 01:07 PM (rbvCR)

272 The left would throw your family in prison if you disagree with them.

Posted by: Rdubs at September 14, 2026 01:03 PM (6hWXf)

Yeah yeah... prison

Posted by: Pol Pot at September 14, 2026 01:07 PM (AANQ+)

273 83 I think we need an amendment that you have to be a naturalized citizen for 15 years before you can run for political office.
Posted by: polynikes at September 14, 2026 12:27 PM (KC5Lt)

I think that legislators and judges should all have to be natural-born citizens too, just like POTUS. Heck, call it elected and Senate-confirmed offices, so it includes Cabinet members. The naturalized citizens can be happy with having a vote.

We have seen over and over how immigrants do not really grok American culture and social norms, attempting to impose those from the shithole that they fled like it's just common sense. Even 2nd-gen immigrants can be very sketchy on basic Bill of Rights matters where they should really know better, but it wouldn't be practical to restrict offices that far.

Posted by: SciVo at September 14, 2026 01:07 PM (ke3zm)

274
Brennan is being subpoenaed by a Florida grand jury.
Posted by: JackStraw

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Can we give them a wood chipper?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 14, 2026 01:08 PM (NGG5z)

275 And being replaced by 3rd worlders.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 14, 2026 12:44 PM (8m4AW)
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One example: Robbinsdale MN is a first ring suburb of MPLS. In Omar's district. In 1970, the white population was north of 98%. Today it's around 67%. Hispanic, Somali, and Indians have moved into the area, along with an increased number of blacks. Majority of school kids in the district are now immigrants.

Posted by: beckster at September 14, 2026 01:09 PM (kX27y)

276 Anyone ever ask what the money changers are getting in return for their many "gifts" to the Somalis

Posted by: ... at September 14, 2026 01:09 PM (AANQ+)

277 Geoffrey Ingersoll: There’s A Straight Line Between ‘Religion Of Peace’ And Transgenderism

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"Straight"?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Gird Your Loins! at September 14, 2026 01:09 PM (ndZc7)

278
it was fraud nonetheless. "I need asylum because I'm being terrorized in Somalia by my father!"

The Nur family was in on the murderous WL action too. Both families are total scum.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

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Does it make a difference if the lie was actually written by her father and she got included by being only 17 at the time? She was naturalized thanks to a fraudulent claim, but she herself didn't make the claim.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 14, 2026 01:09 PM (mmrXZ)

279 176 🚨 BREAKING: Disgraced Obama CIA Director John Brennan has hereby been SUBPOENAED to testify in a criminal grand conspiracy investigation — AP

The best part? THE GRAND JURY IS IN FLORIDA

The good news, John, is that you'll already be dressed for Guantanamo.

Posted by: t-bird at September 14, 2026 12:39 PM (x+6zT)

♫Jump Back, What's That Sound,
John Brennan is on the ground,
Orange suit, burning down the cell block,
Evil Citizen, zero discipline,

Don't you know he's going to cell block Three,
He lost his way helping Hilary,

Guantanamo!
Guantanamo!
Guantanamo!
Guantanamo-o!
♪

Posted by: Lesser Known Van Halen Song at September 14, 2026 01:10 PM (l3cgK)

280 It only serves to get our side's hopes up. It also gives this gastropod a nice fat cause celeb to claim victimhood and for fundraising. That's a lose-lose.

Yeah if they won't pull the lanyard on these, they should just never even start them up.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 14, 2026 01:10 PM (K32Fz)

281 MSNow - VP Vance in deep red Kansas. Good question - why?

Posted by: Stateless
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Normal for VP to show the flag and raise money (and collect allies for a possible presidential run) by appearing as a surrogate for legislative races. Not like they have much else to do other than attend foreign funerals. Task force on fraud is running with professionals while he is mainly the figurehead that gets to take credit. They just announced last week barring 800k individuals from any new government loans and are in the process of trying to claw back 39 billion that was apparently fraud from these people. Zeldin at EPA got back billions too and that was announced last week.

Lots of stuff going on that unless you have the right feed and timeline on X, you don't get news of it from regular sources or even Ace.

Posted by: whig at September 14, 2026 01:11 PM (E4rtv)

282 184 I believe in science!

Planned Parenthood Says People Of "All Genders" Need Abortions

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Gird Your Loins! at September 14, 2026 12:41 PM (ndZc7)

They do impacted colons?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 14, 2026 01:11 PM (l3cgK)

283 it was fraud nonetheless. "I need asylum because I'm being terrorized in Somalia by my father!"

The Nur family was in on the murderous WL action too. Both families are total scum.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

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Does it make a difference if the lie was actually written by her father and she got included by being only 17 at the time? She was naturalized thanks to a fraudulent claim, but she herself didn't make the claim.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 14, 2026 01:09 PM (mmrXZ)
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Not sure. But if you get asylum through fraud, then it shouldn't matter who committed the fraud. Plus, she as 17 (supposedly), not 3. Surely she knew her last name on her immigration papers was the name of some other family, not hers.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 14, 2026 01:12 PM (iFTx/)

284 he was something serious because he was never treated like he was just some MS-13 gangbanger

Yeah that is something special. The story is long dead, people have moved on and the entire leftist system is STILL working hard to protect him. He has to know something or have been critical in something for them to spend this much money, energy, and political capital for some gang banging child trafficker

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 14, 2026 01:13 PM (K32Fz)

285
she is in the midst of the Somalian fraud charges going down in Minnesota now for Learing Centers, etc.

Posted by: whig

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I don't think she is. I think she can credibly claim that she was hoodwinked, too.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 14, 2026 01:13 PM (mmrXZ)

286 BREAKING: Disgraced Obama CIA Director John Brennan has hereby been SUBPOENAED to testify in a criminal grand conspiracy investigation — AP
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"Mr. Brennan, did you engage in a criminal conspiracy?"

Brennan: "I don't recall"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 14, 2026 01:13 PM (XeU6L)

287 184 I believe in science!

Planned Parenthood Says People Of "All Genders" Need Abortions

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Gird Your Loins! at September 14, 2026 12:41 PM (ndZc7)

Now explain when life begins. According to science.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 14, 2026 01:14 PM (gLYp7)

288 Does it make a difference if the lie was actually written by her father and she got included by being only 17 at the time? She was naturalized thanks to a fraudulent claim, but she herself didn't make the claim.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 14, 2026 01:09 PM (mmrXZ)

She was a party to the fraud. She could have spoken up, and didn't.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 14, 2026 01:14 PM (1z8ji)

289 Socialism, is there anything it can't do?

Bernie Sanders Introduces Bill to Reduce Workweek to 32 Hours

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Gird Your Loins! at September 14, 2026 01:14 PM (ndZc7)

290 Lots of stuff going on that unless you have the right feed and timeline on X, you don't get news of it from regular sources or even Ace.

Posted by: whig at September 14, 2026 01:11 PM

Okay, thank you. I'd think Vance is a pretty popular guy, I've seen him on the shows.

I'd think he'd be better elsewhere but a lot of time until the elections. MSNow is wishcasting the great blue wave crushing Trump crap.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 14, 2026 01:14 PM (Sco7b)

291 Brennan: "I don't recall"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 14, 2026 01:13 PM (XeU6L)

Wrong answer. Into the woodchipper.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 14, 2026 01:14 PM (pcKW+)

292
Surely she knew her last name on her immigration papers was the name of some other family, not hers.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

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At 17, does she even file the papers? Could they be filed without her ever even seeing them? Three and 17 are the same if they're under one big legal designation of "a minor."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 14, 2026 01:14 PM (mmrXZ)

293 Yeah if they won't pull the lanyard on these, they should just never even start them up.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 14, 2026 01:10 PM

The unfortunate reality is headlines matter my dude.

Otherwise we are forever on the defensive, running from whatever bs they spin up each day.

This also has the effect of shutting up one of their mouthpieces. It's how this works and thankfully Trump gets it. Hell, he's been on the receiving end of it.

Posted by: ... at September 14, 2026 01:15 PM (AANQ+)

294 wake me when she's screaming as they close the airplane doors

Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at September 14, 2026 01:15 PM (BQ0Bc)

295 Having a funny name should also be a bar to public office

that would weed out a buncha MFers

Posted by: Don Black at September 14, 2026 01:15 PM (ZxPkt)

296 I'd think he'd be better elsewhere but a lot of time until the elections. MSNow is wishcasting the great blue wave crushing Trump crap.

Posted by: Stateless - Ralphy 105 years old - puppy at heart at September 14, 2026 01:14 PM

Don't look now, but Real Clear Politics has moved the TX Senate race into the (R) camp.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 14, 2026 01:15 PM (gLYp7)

297 "How are you all?"

Fiddle-fit and rain-right.

Posted by: gp at September 14, 2026 01:15 PM (Jr5Lq)

298 Socialism, is there anything it can't do?

Bernie Sanders Introduces Bill to Reduce Workweek to 32 Hours
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Gird Your Loins! at September 14, 2026 01:14 PM (ndZc7)

Remember when we were telling young'uns that they spent too much on burritos and they could get ahead by working more hours?

So, anyway, that might be off the table.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 14, 2026 01:15 PM (rbvCR)

299 They've been "investigating" this issue for 10 years now.

You'll excuse me if I think this is all just more bullshit.

Posted by: It is What It Is at September 14, 2026 01:16 PM (VGOAu)

300 Aren't federal officials vetted officially, even/especially elected ones? What about consequences for those responsible for giving her a security pass?

Posted by: SamIam at September 14, 2026 01:16 PM (wlfXV)

301 At 17, does she even file the papers? Could they be filed without her ever even seeing them? Three and 17 are the same if they're under one big legal designation of "a minor."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 14, 2026 01:14 PM (mmrXZ)

I think she also lied about her age.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 14, 2026 01:16 PM (rbvCR)

302 I believe it's all part of the same conspiracy case.

Supposedly, DiGenova was brought in to help organize the various investigations but they are all under the same umbrella.

Brennan is being subpoenaed by a Florida grand jury.
Posted by: JackStraw

I beg to differ as I have never seen news that DiGenova was targeting Omar. Omar had little to do with Russia Russia and it could be that DiGenova was trying to expand the scope, he was complaining about needing a lot more resources and I think Main Justice told him to shut it and produce first before getting more.

Omar's problems were always centered on whatever DHS could dig up on immigration and whatever other agencies could dig up on links to financial fraud.

One could say that the Democrat party is a criminal conspiracy against the entire Constitution but you have to make specific cases of either pleas or convictions where you can before expanding a scope of investigation.

Posted by: whig at September 14, 2026 01:16 PM (E4rtv)

303 239 I've been assured that Muslim men are so horny that seeing a woman's ankle will make them bust

So insanely horny that even little girls must be covered head to toe or the men are helplessly overtaken with raging lust.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 14, 2026 12:55 PM (K32Fz)

I worked on a endoscope project once...we had a model asshole for testing it (small size)...it wouldn't be safe around some groups of people...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 14, 2026 01:16 PM (l3cgK)

304 I don't think she is. I think she can credibly claim that she was hoodwinked, too.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 14, 2026 01:13 PM (mmrXZ)

She was after all once hoodwinked by Roman numerals.

Posted by: ... at September 14, 2026 01:17 PM (AANQ+)

305 Does it make a difference if the lie was actually written by her father and she got included by being only 17 at the time? She was naturalized thanks to a fraudulent claim, but she herself didn't make the claim.

Look, some people did something... let's move on.

Posted by: Ilan Omar at September 14, 2026 01:18 PM (XeU6L)

306
She was a party to the fraud. She could have spoken up, and didn't.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

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I'm sure she actually was, but if your parent fills out the forms and files them for you, are you still responsible? I bet her signature isn't even on a form. Like income tax, you could claim a grown kid who's long been independent but they're not responsible for your tax fraud.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 14, 2026 01:18 PM (mmrXZ)

307 Slutmali.

Posted by: wth at September 14, 2026 01:18 PM (UjdFS)

308 I don't think she is. I think she can credibly claim that she was hoodwinked, too.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 14, 2026 01:13 PM (mmrXZ)

Well.

Her family probably cut her original hood off, so...

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 14, 2026 01:18 PM (gLYp7)

309 Looking at the situation objectively, Omar represents her constituency perfectly. If you are going to represent a "Gypsy" band of parasitical fraud perpatrators, you'll want a parasitical fraud perpatrator in Congress as your stand-in.

I'd have a hard time finding another Congressman or woman who represents their precinct to completely.

Posted by: Orson at September 14, 2026 01:18 PM (dIske)

310 Not celebrating until they actually DO SOMETHING about this.

She’s already been cleared over her “oopsie” declaration of $30 million in assets being readjusted to $18k.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 14, 2026 01:18 PM (4KUe5)

311 He's as honest as Bill Clinton!

Tucker Carlson Says Abdul El-Sayed “Obviously Right” About American Acts Post-9/11

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Gird Your Loins! at September 14, 2026 01:19 PM (ndZc7)

312 Dating’s probably uncomplicated when siblings romance.

"How would you like to come over to my place"

"Sure. I can say hi to mom."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 14, 2026 01:19 PM (guGkK)

313 If a now-adult says, "Yeah, my dad went to prison for multiple bank robberies and made sure I got a ton of money before he was imprisoned, but I never asked where the money came from," would that adult be getting the same pass as Ilhan Whatever-Her-Last-Name-Is by the MSM?

Posted by: pookysgirl keeps coming back to the bank robber analogy at September 14, 2026 01:19 PM (Wt5PA)

314
This is a cultural misunderstanding.

Posted by: Frank Barone at September 14, 2026 01:20 PM (OkYzo)

315 Other sources say Omar Brother enrolled at N.Dakota state but did not graduate, and now lives in South Africa.

If he finished a degree, you have to wonder what it was in. "International Relations," maybe? Sounds like a natural for him.

Is there a significant Somali presence at NDSU?
The by-zens just joined the Mountain West conference.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 14, 2026 01:20 PM (zdLoL)

316 280 It only serves to get our side's hopes up. It also gives this gastropod a nice fat cause celeb to claim victimhood and for fundraising. That's a lose-lose.
_-_
It seems the purpose is to burn off energy from the right so that we sincerely believe things are happenning...where is Mitch McConnell?

Posted by: Hope isn't making it happen. at September 14, 2026 01:20 PM (UB+/1)

317 "But I had no idea he was my brother."

Posted by: 11han Omar at September 14, 2026 01:20 PM (guGkK)

318 Dating’s probably uncomplicated when siblings romance.

"How would you like to come over to my place"

"Sure. I can say hi to mom."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 14, 2026 01:19 PM (guGkK)

"Make sure you have her home by 10 pm." So Dad can have his turn, too.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 14, 2026 01:21 PM (pcKW+)

319 >I don't think she is. I think she can credibly claim that she was hoodwinked, too.
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hoodwinked > hornswoggled > bamboozled > buffalo'd > shanghaied

misinformed

Posted by: Don Black at September 14, 2026 01:21 PM (ZxPkt)

320 Having a funny name should also be a bar to public office

that would weed out a buncha MFers
Posted by: Don Black
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Depends on your constituency

Posted by: Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedow at September 14, 2026 01:21 PM (XeU6L)

321
Don't look now, but Real Clear Politics has moved the TX Senate race into the (R) camp.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider
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And voila, Trump's prezzie approval on Rasmussen has hit 46.88 and moving up.

Most of the media is outright fraudulent in their election coverage as an outright wing of the Democrat party and pollsters are part of media now. This makes the whole polling/prediction shuffle obviously dubious as every damn election year, you see the same patterns of overstating Democrat strength and underplaying GOP.

Tired of it and simply ignore that shit nowadays. Simply put, we will know more by the end of September than we do now, and even more the last week or so before November. And that is discounting whether Trump does anything on election security, or criminal cases drop, Iran surrenders, etc.

Posted by: whig at September 14, 2026 01:21 PM (E4rtv)

322
I think she also lied about her age.
Posted by: Kindltot

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Oh, good point.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 14, 2026 01:21 PM (mmrXZ)

323 Tucker Carlson Says Nothing That Comes After Those Three Words Matters

Posted by: ... at September 14, 2026 01:21 PM (AANQ+)

324 If he finished a degree, you have to wonder what it was in. "International Relations," maybe? Sounds like a natural for him.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 14, 2026 01:20 PM (zdLoL)

Domestic Affairs was his major.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 14, 2026 01:22 PM (pcKW+)

325 What about consequences for those responsible for giving her a security pass?
Posted by: SamIam at September 14, 2026 01:16 PM
++++

Hahaha hahaha hahaha.

Posted by: Bureaucrats with a pension at September 14, 2026 01:22 PM (2Ez/1)

326 311 He's as honest as Bill Clinton!
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Depends on what you mean by as...

Posted by: Hope isn't making it happen. at September 14, 2026 01:22 PM (UB+/1)

327 Blond Morticia, she was 18 when she emigrated — a legal adult. What other 18 year old can claim “oops, my parents filled out the form wrong!”?

And she’s since changed her age to one year to claim she was 17, a minor when she emigrated.

Every thing she does is fraud, every claim is a lie.
Don’t allow reasonable explanations by looking at each lie/fraud individually. Look at the trend: she is a fraud machine.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 14, 2026 01:22 PM (4KUe5)

328 Tucker Carlson Says Abdul El-Sayed “Obviously Right” About American Acts Post-9/11
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Gird Your Loins! at September 14, 2026 01:19 PM (ndZc7)

Thank God we have permission to hate Tucker.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 14, 2026 01:22 PM (rbvCR)

329 Maybe this is a precursor to encouraging Somali self-deportation ... ahead of rounding them up on criminal charges.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at September 14, 2026 01:23 PM (GD2xa)

330 I think she also lied about her age.
Posted by: Kindltot

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Oh, good point.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 14, 2026 01:21 PM (mmrXZ)

She will say that when she was 11 she thought she was 2 and started counting from there.

Posted by: ... at September 14, 2026 01:24 PM (AANQ+)

331 Nood juror getting doxed and building to an attempted lynching.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 14, 2026 01:24 PM (gLYp7)

332 Nood

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 14, 2026 01:24 PM (qZb7K)

333
Blond Morticia, she was 18 when she emigrated — a legal adult. What other 18 year old can claim “oops, my parents filled out the form wrong!”?

And she’s since changed her age to one year to claim she was 17, a minor when she emigrated.

Posted by: Lizzy

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Yeah, lying about her age does change things. I hope there are reliable witnesses or birth records.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 14, 2026 01:24 PM (mmrXZ)

334 where is Mitch McConnell?
Posted by: Hope isn't making it happen

Who gives a shit. I don't see that you gave one with Dead Ruth Ginsberg voting on cases that she obviously never heard. And she was one of nine, not one of one hundred. And it amuses me that Beshear was all dressed up to make a fake and gay appointment in contravention of KY law for a senator and the non announcement of Mitch's brain or physical death is preventing that circus. He probably thought it would raise his Dem Resistance profile and that the KY courts would save his ass like the MO and IN Supreme Courts did by shitting on GOP and Trump in both states.

Move on.

Posted by: whig at September 14, 2026 01:24 PM (E4rtv)

335 What was their education before entering university?
I was in Somalia in 93 and I don't think I saw a single school. Lots of starving kids running around in rags but no schools.
Which brings me to... I don't believe a word about Ilhan Omar's claims of living in a refuge camp.

Posted by: Reforger at September 14, 2026 01:24 PM (JZWhT)

336 Nood.

Posted by: Irving at September 14, 2026 01:25 PM (NcvvS)

337 Thank God we have permission to hate Tucker.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 14, 2026 01:22 PM (rbvCR)

The next time I give a shit about permission to have an opinion will be the first.

Posted by: ... at September 14, 2026 01:25 PM (AANQ+)

338 She was posting pictures of him on social media as her brother when married to him.
The Powerline blog has been documenting the details of her fraud for years. They had proof, including documentation and witnesses.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 14, 2026 01:25 PM (4KUe5)

339 James Howard Kunstler is speculating that Joe DeGenova left because he wanted to indict Obama and Blanche kiboshed it.

Posted by: Bulg at September 14, 2026 01:26 PM (77rzZ)

340 Our Solar System’s Smallest Planet Is Getting Even Smaller — And Is Contracting 30% Faster than Astronomers Thought

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I assume Whoopi is eating it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Gird Your Loins! at September 14, 2026 01:27 PM (ndZc7)

341 /off Mosquitoes sock!

Posted by: Nazdar at September 14, 2026 01:29 PM (NcvvS)

342 Brennan: "I don't recall"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 14, 2026 01:13 PM (XeU6L)

Wrong answer. Into the woodchipper.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon

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That seems way too complicated. Why not just start with the wood chipper?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 14, 2026 01:33 PM (NGG5z)

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