Left-Wing UK Government Pushes Forward With Plan to House Over 1,250 "Migrants" Next to a Town With Only 350 Inhabitants

So the "migrants" will outnumber the actual citizens by 3 to 1.

And some are claiming the government is lying, and plans to settle over 3,500 "migrants" in this tiny town.

Home Office minister Anna Turley has said the government is sticking with plans to accommodate asylum-seekers on former military bases despite protests from local residents.
She told the BBC the government's priority was to ensure asylum-seekers were looked after in a "secure" and "appropriate" place.
That included disused Ministry of Defence properties because they had on-site facilities and were "more contained," she added.
But campaigners in areas earmarked for asylum centres have said small communities with limited infrastructure would not be able to cope with large numbers of people.
There have been protests in Piddington, Oxfordshire, over plans to house more than 1,000 asylum seekers at a site near the village.

That's a lie. They intend to settle 3,150 "migrants" there.

Hope you enjoy gang rape, women of Piddington!

Mike Nixon, the vice-chairman of Piddington Parish Council, said there was a "huge amount of concern and worry" among residents and that an asylum centre would have a "dramatic effect" on the way they lived their lives.
The proposal has prompted Piddington to hold a symbolic independence referendum, asking its 400 or so residents if they want to remain part of the UK.
Nixon said: "We're still very frustrated. Andy Burnham did say that he's willing to listen, but we've had no formal contact. No consultation, nothing from the Home Office.
"We felt that the only way of making our views felt was to say 'well if we're not going to be listened to, what's the point of being a part of the country?'"

A representative from Reform says this talk of 1,250 "migrants" is another leftwing lie.

The real number planned, he says, is more than 3,500.

Which would give "migrants" a 10-to-1 advantage over the invaded natives.

Reform UK's Zia Yusuf has blasted "lying Labour" after it emerged the Home Office had carried out assessments for migrants at a former MoD site, which would have outnumbered villagers 10 to one. Publicly available documents show an Unexploded Ordnance (UXO) risk assessment stating that "the proposed scheme" relates to "accommodation for 3,510 service users" at the ex-military Bicester Site A storage facility.

The Home Office denies this, but admits... well, maybe there was a prior plan to settle 3,510 migrants next to this town of 350, but we assure you, that plan is no longer operative and we surely won't make it operative in the future.

The shocking figure discovered by worried villagers of neighbouring Piddington, in Oxfordshire, has been refuted by the Home Office, which said it was based on an "outdated estimate" and there was no plan to increase the official figure of 1,256 male migrants they were seeking to put in the base.

Uh-huh.

But you give me your word you won't c*** in my mouth, right?

All right, so long as you promised.

🚨BREAKING: Women living in the village of Piddington have released a video pleading with MP's to now house illegal migrants near them

The villagers are set to be outnumbered 10 to 1 by illegal migrants, all of whom will be men

They know what's about to happen

Everybody who…
— Basil the Great (@BasilTheGreat) September 10, 2026

How do they plan to satisfy the sexual needs of 1,250 men?
(63% of #Piddington is women/ children)
(100% of the migrants are men) pic.twitter.com/G2U2GiX6Yr
— ItsOnlyHugo (@ItsOnlyHugo) August 14, 2026

A former "Conservative" MP says that the government should address the sexual needs of these 1,250+ male migrants by commissioning a brothel for them, but won't.

Brothels for migrants, staffed by British lasses: the progressive solution to the rape epidemic pic.twitter.com/pdqCVWmI7i
— Thomas Paine Reloaded™ (@BenBartee) August 21, 2026

Lord Bebo
@MyLordBebo
Aug 14
🇬🇧‼️🚨 BROTHEL TO SAVE A VILLAGE?
The UK government wants to put 1250 single male migrants into a facility that borders a small village with 350 people.
Piddington has a small population with 65% being women or children. So for every woman and kid, 9 single male migrants will be there.
Now everyone ask the question "what will the men do?" And they cynically demand a "brothel" so the villagers will be safe.
Kinda crazy that everyone knows it's a bad idea.
So the suggested safety concept is to give the asylum seekers prostitutes so they don't hurt the villagers? That by itself is a crazy place to be.
Also that means, Brits pay their taxes so refugees can be housed and then British taxes would pay for prostitutes for these men ... work hard folks, the prostitutes need their money.

That's a good point at the end -- these poor migrants won't be able to pay the government-provided prostitutes. The taxpayers will have to pay for the migrants' sexual gratification, to keep a lid on rapes.

Such a Tory solution. I think she means this as an attack on the settlement plans, but I'm not sure, because the Tories opened the floodgates for immigration after promising to reduce it.

Does no one grasp that by letting in tens and tens of thousands of single (military-aged) men -- many of whom are criminals fleeing their home countries due to rape and murder charges -- you're severely straining the social fabric and guaranteeing, and accepting, hundreds of additional rapes per year?

🚨NEWS: Villagers in Piddington are holding a referendum to leave the UK

This comes after they were told over a thousand migrants will be living near them soon outnumbering them by at least 3 to 1

They know how dangerous these illegals are pic.twitter.com/WVIftN5FFZ
— Basil the Great (@BasilTheGreat) July 25, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:26 PM

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1 sod off

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 10, 2026 04:27 PM (wxsGM)

2 FIRST

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 10, 2026 04:27 PM (iFTx/)

3 sod off, swampy

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 10, 2026 04:27 PM (wxsGM)

4 Seems simple enough. The building where these invaders will be housed mysteriously burns down before they move in. This repeats as often as necessary.

Posted by: Seawriter at September 10, 2026 04:28 PM (Ruupy)

5 Andy Burnham did listen. And … the answer is “Fuck Off”.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 10, 2026 04:28 PM (60d+e)

6
*makes Shake-Weight motion with fist*

The Limeys made their bed, let them get raped in it. Especially since they keep spending more effort sticking their noses into our domestic elections than they spend on defending their own culture.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 10, 2026 04:30 PM (bIVgK)

7 If I go to a bar and meet what I believe is a Biological Female, how will I know it/they/them is not lying about its gender.

How will I know which of the "SIX GENDERS" this person really is???

I mean the "Austin Powers" Gender Test does not work anymore !!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Jackson K. at September 10, 2026 04:31 PM (j93VM)

8 There will be no end to all of this until there is a lot of bloodshed, apparently.

Posted by: garrett at September 10, 2026 04:31 PM (zRd05)

9 Old and Busted: 'Lay back and think of England'

New and Hot: 'Inshallah'

Posted by: garrett at September 10, 2026 04:32 PM (zRd05)

10 First they take the guns. Always.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 10, 2026 04:33 PM (jnIP3)

11 It takes a village ..............

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 10, 2026 04:33 PM (jGtoG)

12 They're going to diversify the place.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 10, 2026 04:34 PM (Cqx++)

13 Make Trebuchets Great Again.

Posted by: Rex B at September 10, 2026 04:34 PM (Nfeqn)

14 Seems simple enough. The building where these invaders will be housed mysteriously burns down before they move in. This repeats as often as necessary.
Posted by: Seawriter at September 10, 2026 04:28 PM (Ruupy)

Before they move in? You're doing it wrong.

Posted by: Scary Guy in a Black Ski Mask at September 10, 2026 04:34 PM (YYotJ)

15 Home Office minister Anna Turley has said the government is sticking with plans to accommodate asylum-seekers on former military bases despite protests from local residents.
===================
Appropriate, when one considers these migrants are an invading army.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 10, 2026 04:34 PM (ji8TS)

16 What happen to the Brits ????

Something in water to make them turn to Beta Males and Raghead lovers ???

Posted by: Jackson K. at September 10, 2026 04:34 PM (jGtoG)

17 Does no one grasp that by letting in tens and tens of thousands of single (military-aged) men -- many of whom are criminals fleeing their home countries due to rape and murder charges -- you're severely straining the social fabric and guaranteeing, and accepting, hundreds of additional rapes per year?

It's a feature, not a bug.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 10, 2026 04:34 PM (6ydKt)

18 This crap could never happen in the US.

Posted by: Jean-Claude in at September 10, 2026 04:34 PM (2ap+5)

19 Andy Burnham"

Appealing to the leader?

Comrade Stalin would never allow this if he knew...

/ let me know how that works out

Posted by: man at September 10, 2026 04:35 PM (XuXeR)

20 Let's not bicker and argue over who raped who!

Posted by: The UK Home Office at September 10, 2026 04:35 PM (guGkK)

21 The founders really knew what they were doing with the second amendment, didn't they?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 10, 2026 04:36 PM (2UnvF)

22 I assume that was a typo- from the linked article a pretty significant one . It should be the women are pleading NOT to have migrants right there.

Globalists simply don't care about native people . Hence, the comment by Metz claiming it's racism not to have migrants. Since when are Muslims a race?!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 10, 2026 04:36 PM (l4EtM)

23
First they take the guns. Always.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 10, 2026 04:33 PM (jnIP3)

The canoeing accident survivors?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 10, 2026 04:36 PM (bIVgK)

24
I wonder how many of the folk in this village voted for Labor to infest Britain with foreign rapists?

Posted by: naturalfake at September 10, 2026 04:36 PM (iJfKG)

25 Hide your kids. Hide your wife. They rapin' errbody up in here.

Posted by: Soon at September 10, 2026 04:36 PM (dK+Kv)

26 What happen to the Brits ????"

Hmm. 1914 to 1945...

Posted by: man at September 10, 2026 04:36 PM (XuXeR)

27 PREDICTION: There's gonna be a shitload of lying back and thinking of England going on.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 10, 2026 04:36 PM (guGkK)

28 The annual net increase in asylum seekers living in Britain is around 85 k a year. These numbers is going to force the government to put the 3,500 migrants into that facility.

Posted by: Michael K at September 10, 2026 04:37 PM (eCB+U)

29 A reminder towards the end of- this is only bad if the men are “military-aged”.

You do not need to be “military aged” to commit rape or other forms of sexual depravity.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 10, 2026 04:37 PM (WB/3O)

30 Incredibly sad and scary. Their peaceful lives will be no more. I pray they win somehow and against all odds.

What on earth does the government of the UK think this will accomplish? Base on previous history of barbarian men.

Is the UK keeping these rapists for a future military? None have families. None are fleeing war torn countries to escape. History proves rape and murder, so not a new experiment.

This invasion makes no sense. Make it make sense.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 10, 2026 04:37 PM (hzuYO)

31 Left-Wing UK Government Pushes Forward With Plan to House Over 1,250 "Migrants" Next to a Town With Only 350 Inhabitants
====

Not "migrants"

Colonialists

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 10, 2026 04:37 PM (RIvkX)

32 What a pathetic group. Record a video begging the "women of Parliament" to save them? Start shooting, more like.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 10, 2026 04:38 PM (nECtM)

33 I've forgotten my military history. Maybe someone around here knows. What's the generally accepted ratio of troops required to execute a siege? Is it 3:1?

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at September 10, 2026 04:38 PM (r7+Q7)

34 They rapin' errbody up in here"

*looks at gun safe*

Yeah, ok.

Posted by: man at September 10, 2026 04:38 PM (XuXeR)

35
What happen to the Brits ????

Something in water to make them turn to Beta Males and Raghead lovers ???

Posted by: Jackson K. at September 10, 2026 04:34 PM (jGtoG)

*puffs sagely on briar pipe*

Watney's Red Barrel Ale has a lot to answer for, old bean.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 10, 2026 04:38 PM (iJfKG)

36 Can't wait for CATOs take on how much the GDP of the village will increase.... Feh.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 10, 2026 04:38 PM (HeG1i)

37
What happen to the Brits ????"

Hmm. 1914 to 1945...
Posted by: man at September 10, 2026 04:36 PM (XuXeR)

Not to mention the even more ancient Limey tradition of public school Etonian buggery of underclassmen.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 10, 2026 04:38 PM (bIVgK)

38 Start shooting, more like.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 10, 2026 04:38 PM (nECtM)

With what?

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 10, 2026 04:39 PM (WB/3O)

39 Demo-Commies: Trump is trying bribe people with $5K to vote for Republicans. This is "BRIBERY" !!!!!!!!!!!

Demo-Commies: Vote us and get free everything !!!!!!!!

Posted by: Jackson K. at September 10, 2026 04:39 PM (jGtoG)

40 I can feel the cultural enrichment from my porch!

Posted by: Sarah Palin at September 10, 2026 04:39 PM (m0WlR)

41 Thomas Paine Reloaded™
@BenBartee
·
Follow
Brothels for migrants, staffed by British lasses: the progressive solution to the rape epidemic
====

Not "lasses"

Comfort Women.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 10, 2026 04:39 PM (RIvkX)

42 Make it make sense."

It does if you're convinced of moral inferiority and 10th century economics.

If you're a rational, thinking person? Good luck.

Posted by: man at September 10, 2026 04:40 PM (XuXeR)

43 Ignoring the wishes of the people can be done for awhile, but at some point, things go pear-shaped in a real hurry. Trust me on this.

Posted by: Charles I at September 10, 2026 04:40 PM (Riz8t)

44 26 What happen to the Brits ????"

Hmm. 1914 to 1945...

Posted by: man at September 10, 2026 04:36 PM (XuXeR)

David Loyd George was their first mistake.
Clement Attlee was their second.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 10, 2026 04:40 PM (6ydKt)

45 So the suggested safety concept is to give the asylum seekers prostitutes so they don't hurt the villagers?

The "migrants" are really upping their game from the usual goats.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 10, 2026 04:40 PM (guGkK)

46 Can't wait for CATOs take on how much the GDP of the village will increase.... Feh."

There it is.

Posted by: man at September 10, 2026 04:40 PM (XuXeR)

47 Villagers in Piddington are holding a referendum to leave the UK
=====

Say what what?

Posted by: King Charles the Last at September 10, 2026 04:41 PM (RIvkX)

48 How do they plan to satisfy the sexual needs of 1,250 men?
......

Are they Muslim? Goats, herds of goats.

Posted by: wth at September 10, 2026 04:41 PM (UjdFS)

49 38 Start shooting, more like.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 10, 2026 04:38 PM (nECtM)

With what?
Posted by: Cow Demon at September 10, 2026 04:39 PM (WB/3O)

Longbows. No, wait! crossbows. Huh. I'm not sure.

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd stirring the pot at September 10, 2026 04:41 PM (r7+Q7)

50 Not "lasses"

Comfort Women."

And boys.

Posted by: man at September 10, 2026 04:41 PM (XuXeR)

51
I suspect that a smuggler of good quality guns, rifles, and ammo,

could make himself a fortune in a short time in Old Blighty.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 10, 2026 04:41 PM (iJfKG)

52 14 Seems simple enough. The building where these invaders will be housed mysteriously burns down before they move in. This repeats as often as necessary.
Posted by: Seawriter

Before they move in? You're doing it wrong.
Posted by: Scary Guy in a Black Ski Mask
--------------------------------

Agree. If a fire happens before the invaders arrived, the village has just volunteered to have them quartered in their own homes. If it happens after they move in, gee, what were the odds that the sprinklers wouldn't work and somehow the doors were locked and could only be opened from the outside, ya know?

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at September 10, 2026 04:41 PM (P9Ea3)

53 Where are the MEN of Piddington?

Posted by: I gotta ask at September 10, 2026 04:41 PM (2Ez/1)

54 With what?
Posted by: Cow Demon at September 10, 2026 04:39 PM (WB/3O)
=====================
If it is possible to smuggle in people it is equally possible to smuggle in weapons. Don't just sit there begging your masters for mercy, it's (as I said) pathetic.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 10, 2026 04:42 PM (nECtM)

55 Goat brothels.

Posted by: wth at September 10, 2026 04:42 PM (UjdFS)

56 Brothels for migrants, staffed by British lasses: the progressive solution to the rape epidemic
====

Not "lasses"

Comfort Women.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 10, 2026 04:39 PM (RIvkX)

Just surround the invader compound with a goat moat. By the time they make it past, they'll be too exhausted to rape.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 10, 2026 04:42 PM (dK+Kv)

57 Are they Muslim? Goats, herds of goats.

"Don't jizz all over the fleece, man. We have to sell that stuff!"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 10, 2026 04:42 PM (guGkK)

58 With what?"

Yeah. Took British relative to a local range. Had to avoid taking pics, and his wife asked that no one post about going there.

He enjoyed it, tho.

Posted by: man at September 10, 2026 04:43 PM (XuXeR)

59 1250 military men sounds like an invasion that the UK is paying for. Those english white girls will just have to let them rape them to satisfy the english elitists.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 10, 2026 04:43 PM (xvV+O)

60 BabylonBee: Progressive Church To Allow Mail-In Attendance

Posted by: SMOD at September 10, 2026 04:44 PM (RHGPo)

61 Willowed from the Clancy trial thread: At one time, a Teacher or Nurse was practically the extent of female employment opportunities. Telephone operator, or maybe airline Stewardess.

Consequently competition was fierce and standards were very high. Mom was an RN, wore the uniform, hat, and pin and the rest of it. Nurses Training. They were well educated in the true sense and tough and competent, because the Doctors and Hospitals of the day demanded no less. . . .

Posted by: Common Tater at September 10, 2026

***
Like yours, my mother was an RN, having gone to school back in the Thirties and working until the Seventies. She'd have never countenanced a creature like Clancy. Something indeed has happened to the standards of the profession, or to the quality of the applicant pool. Maybe both.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 10, 2026 04:44 PM (wzUl9)

62 Brothels for migrants, staffed by British lasses: the progressive solution to the rape epidemic
=============================
Turning English women and children into government-employed prostitutes, the final insult.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 10, 2026 04:44 PM (nECtM)

63
Can't wait for CATOs take on how much the GDP of the village will increase.... Feh.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

Somebody has to clean the toilets.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 10, 2026 04:45 PM (Cqx++)

64 What Madness - Orwell wouldn't know whether to shit or go blind.

Posted by: And I think that day is upon us at September 10, 2026 04:45 PM (anL5R)

65
Hard to disagree with this:

Richard
@RedWallPleb
·
Aug 12
The 1st migrants are due to be dumped in Piddington today & while I pity the handful there that would vote to close borders, it's a strong
@LibDems area both nationally & locally.

You are the people who keep voting for this open borders madness, it's time to reap what you sowed.

Posted by: beckster at September 10, 2026 04:45 PM (kX27y)

66 I suspect that a smuggler of good quality guns, rifles, and ammo,

could make himself a fortune in a short time in Old Blighty.

Posted by: naturalfake
......

Make Gun Running Great Again

Posted by: wth at September 10, 2026 04:45 PM (UjdFS)

67
That's a good point at the end -- these poor migrants won't be able to pay the government-provided prostitutes.

__________

Hope they can transmit some hideous STD to their "guests".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 10, 2026 04:45 PM (eRlcH)

68 Seems simple enough. The building where these invaders will be housed mysteriously burns down before they move in. This repeats as often as necessary.
-----

That's all well and good, but what about torching the buildings where the decision-makers meet who decided to import these invaders to begin with?

Posted by: Crusader at September 10, 2026 04:46 PM (TN0g+)

69 The UK is far ahead of us down the Fabian socialist route.

Winston Churchill was fighting against the kind of socialist nonsense, that Trump is facing now, in his 1945 campaign, but the war was over and the people wanted socialism, so they picked Attlee and 'New Jerusalem'.

Winston came back and beat Attlee in 1951 and served as PM again until 1955.

But it's really been a constant lurch to the modern progressive left since the 90s and Tony Blair after Thatcher and John Major for most of the prior two decades.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 10, 2026 04:46 PM (6ydKt)

70 Brothels for migrants, staffed by British lasses: the progressive solution to the rape epidemic

We prefer the term Freudenabteilung.

Posted by: lefty British nutters taking some cues from WW2 at September 10, 2026 04:46 PM (fmbc9)

71
The shocking figure discovered by worried villagers of neighbouring Piddington, in Oxfordshire, has been refuted by the Home Office, which said it was based on an "outdated estimate" and there was no plan to increase the official figure of 1,256 male migrants they were seeking to put in the base.

--------

The Home Office denied it, they didn't refute it. Reporters don't know the difference.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 10, 2026 04:46 PM (OBn0n)

72 Where are the MEN of Piddington?"

Ever been thru the quaint British countryside? There aren't many men. It's kinda jarring.

Posted by: man at September 10, 2026 04:46 PM (XuXeR)

73 Like yours, my mother was an RN, having gone to school back in the Thirties and working until the Seventies. She'd have never countenanced a creature like Clancy. Something indeed has happened to the standards of the profession, or to the quality of the applicant pool. Maybe both.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 10, 2026 04:44 PM (wzUl9)

These days nurses dance during a pandemic.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 10, 2026 04:46 PM (uhVAy)

74 When I was an undergraduate we loved Thursdays because it was "clinic day" and all the nursing students in our dorm would wear those cute little skirts and the white hats. Yum.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 10, 2026 04:47 PM (RIvkX)

75 Sorry, Spork. I just turned out that way.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 10, 2026 04:47 PM (wxsGM)

76 UK 1939:

"We shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender."

UK 2026:
"Come right on in and take our culture and rape our girls!"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 10, 2026 04:47 PM (guGkK)

77
I've forgotten my military history. Maybe someone around here knows. What's the generally accepted ratio of troops required to execute a siege? Is it 3:1?
Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at September 10, 2026 04:38 PM (r7+Q7)

If memory serves 3:1 was the US Army standard for a successful attack against troops in the defense (probably assuming minimal fortifications like foxholes and hasty trenches). No clue for full-on sieges. But with a siege, you really don't want to assault the walls if possible. You cut off avenues of escape and resupply/reinforcement and starve out the defenders. Or launch dead bodies over the walls with your handy-dandy Acme Bio-Warfare Trebuchet.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 10, 2026 04:47 PM (bIVgK)

78
New Town Motto:

"WE'RE PIDDLING IN PIDDINGTON!"

Posted by: naturalfake at September 10, 2026 04:48 PM (iJfKG)

79 Float your boat in the goat moat.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 10, 2026 04:48 PM (Cqx++)

80 Are you takin’ a piss?

Posted by: Cray Cray at September 10, 2026 04:48 PM (ksDEF)

81 A former "Conservative" MP says that the government should address the sexual needs of these 1,250+ male migrants by commissioning a brothel for them, but won't.

A cleaver would also address the issue.

Posted by: t-bird at September 10, 2026 04:49 PM (+83Ol)

82 Somebody has to clean the toilets.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

It is difícil to limpio with a cabeza in el toilet, cabron.

Posted by: Escobar cut-loop at September 10, 2026 04:49 PM (HeG1i)

83 >>> Women living in the village of Piddington have released a video pleading with MP's to now house illegal migrants near them

oi! that sounds like a racism right there!

might have to take you in for that one!

Posted by: British Police at September 10, 2026 04:49 PM (sCxmP)

84 I've forgotten my military history. Maybe someone around here knows. What's the generally accepted ratio of troops required to execute a siege? Is it 3:1?
Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at September 10, 2026 04:38 PM (r7+Q7)

3:1 is the odds for a successful attack. The amount you need for a siege is more dependent on blocking all the ways in and out for the garrison.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 10, 2026 04:50 PM (uhVAy)

85 Brothels for migrants, staffed by British lasses: the progressive solution to the rape epidemic
=============================
Turning English women and children into government-employed prostitutes, the final insult.
Posted by: Huck Follywood
.......

Something makes me think there will not be a lot of volunteers.

Posted by: wth at September 10, 2026 04:50 PM (UjdFS)

86 No clue for full-on sieges. But with a siege, you really don't want to assault the walls if possible. You cut off avenues of escape and resupply/reinforcement and starve out the defenders. Or launch dead bodies over the walls with your handy-dandy Acme Bio-Warfare Trebuchet.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

I've heard 10:1 as the ratio for attacker to defender for a full seige.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 10, 2026 04:50 PM (vJrRc)

87 If I were the devil and I wanted to destroy society…

Posted by: Cray Cray at September 10, 2026 04:51 PM (ksDEF)

88 I hate to say this in such an insensitive way, but I'm going to enjoy watching what happens. I suspect getting real time information on events in that town will be squashed by their Online Safety Act. But, it will get out.

There is a potential here for a catalyst to occur. A catalyst that spreads and gets very bloody.

In the interim, burglary, rape, vandalism, and massive littering will be the norm. Family dogs will disappear (not eaten, but killed). Fights internally, and externally. That says nothing for the overall flavor of the village being overrun, the inevitable Mosque that will go up after acquiring an historic church using Government funds.

Posted by: Orson at September 10, 2026 04:52 PM (dIske)

89 The war to end all wars will be a three way battle against the Amish, Muslim goatherds, and Cyborgs programmed by some long dead Japanese researcher.

Posted by: H at September 10, 2026 04:52 PM (27rXu)

90 I simply can't make jokes about this. It's an abomination and such a dereliction of duty from elected officials who know well and good what is going to happen to that small native population, unarmed, unprotected that every one of them should be hung by every available tree their necks snap, they wet themselves and their eyes pop out of their heads. It's simply unbelievable the danger they're putting these poor people in...and they don't give one flying flip about that.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 10, 2026 04:52 PM (qBdHI)

91 I think a herd of about 200 goats would likely be the best option.

Its a large enough herd to provide relief, but not so large as to allow one to play favorites or become attached to a particular animal.

Right. Off you go to the stockyards.

Posted by: Practical Government Official at September 10, 2026 04:53 PM (anL5R)

92
The old bat promoting brothels chooses not to realize that the rapes of natives are to subjugate them.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 10, 2026 04:53 PM (OBn0n)

93 I'm going to enjoy watching what happens
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Careful what ya wish for. The U.S.A. has no laurels to rest on here whatsoever.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 10, 2026 04:53 PM (60d+e)

94 British Comfort Women.

The mind boggles, and having boggled, the penis fully retracts.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 10, 2026 04:54 PM (wVcYX)

95
I've heard 10:1 as the ratio for attacker to defender for a full seige.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 10, 2026

***
As the size of the besieging force increases, so does the need for resupply, and so do the chances of disease among the besiegers. That calculus has to be applied against what is known of the supplies and preparations of the besieged.

What do I know, though, I'm hardly a West Point graduate.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 10, 2026 04:54 PM (wzUl9)

96 Men 18 to 65.

Those plans are never totally shutdown but maybe adapted a bit. However, I cheer those villagers on as they've managed to get that news around the world. Keep fighting!
---
Might the men be housed at Harry and Meghan's estate? The couple recently relocated to an 83-acre, £6 million countryside estate located in the Cotswolds.

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 10, 2026 04:54 PM (NFX2v)

97
If I were the devil and I wanted to destroy society…
Posted by: Cray Cray

...Good Day!

Posted by: Zombie Paul Harvey at September 10, 2026 04:54 PM (Cqx++)

98 They have a Windrush Day to celebrate the Caribbean immigrants that moved to the UK after the war.

I imagine they'll celebrate it one day like we celebrate Thanksgiving and the Pilgrims landing at Plymouth Rock.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 10, 2026 04:54 PM (6ydKt)

99 "Does no one grasp that by letting in tens and tens of thousands of single (military-aged) men -- many of whom are criminals fleeing their home countries due to rape and murder charges --"

Oh, they grasp it just fine. They simply don't care. It's not their wives or daughters (or sons) who are getting buggered. It could even be argued at this point in view of the rape protection racquet inflicted by the government itself that the callousness is part of the kink.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 10, 2026 04:55 PM (oji8u)

100 I simply can't make jokes about this. It's an abomination and such a dereliction of duty from elected officials who know well and good what is going to happen to that small native population, unarmed, unprotected that every one of them should be hung by every available tree their necks snap, they wet themselves and their eyes pop out of their heads. It's simply unbelievable the danger they're putting these poor people in...and they don't give one flying flip about that.
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 10, 2026 04:52 PM (qBdHI)

I like your proposal. Do you have a newsletter?

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 10, 2026 04:56 PM (wVcYX)

101
If I were the devil and I wanted to destroy society…
Posted by: Cray Cray at September 10, 2026 04:51 PM (ksDEF)

I once had a VERY cynical story idea where Satan realized that the damned were being introduced to the horrors of Hell, and they'd shrug and say "This isn't as bad as I thought". So he'd send demons up to earth to observe the Humans for ideas.... and was appalled to find out that the things humans would do to each other were infinitely more evil than anything he and his demonic minions could come up with.

As I said, VERY cynical.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 10, 2026 04:56 PM (bIVgK)

102 Careful what ya wish for. The U.S.A. has no laurels to rest on here whatsoever.
Posted by: Common Tater at September 10, 2026 04:53 PM (60d+e)

________________________

Well, I'll tell you what I would be doing if I were a resident of that village. I'd be starting a new hobby....Pig farming, set up just upwind of where they are planning the domiciles. In fact, I'd make the suggestion at a town meeting that residents create such a farm together.

Posted by: Orson at September 10, 2026 04:57 PM (dIske)

103 Their government is stupid. You can't fix stupid. Anyway, it's their problem. We have our own problems and most of them are because of stupid.

Posted by: Case at September 10, 2026 04:57 PM (noln+)

104 KTLA 5, Local News
L.A. councilwoman shoots down ‘sex huts’ for the homeless
Posted: Aug 28, 2026; Updated: Aug 28, 2026

Yeah, just the UK is nuts for their proposals.

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 10, 2026 04:57 PM (NFX2v)

105 *93 I'm going to enjoy watching what happens.*

We can help.

Posted by: Flock cameras at September 10, 2026 04:57 PM (2Ez/1)

106 Hanged. The word you are looking for is Hanged

Posted by: Common Tater at September 10, 2026 04:58 PM (60d+e)

107 Just a simple comparison to Great Britain then and now, I was watching 'American Werewolf in London' a couple weekends ago and you can't help but pay close attention to the London scenes of then and now. It's literally an entirely different country. Demographically, nothing of that is left. They have been replaced. It's spectacularly obvious.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 10, 2026 04:58 PM (qBdHI)

108 What exactly is the end game here? If the UK is overrun and taken completely by immigrants the elite left will be slaughtered if they don't escape. UK will turn into an unproductive shit hole. Destroying your own country then... success?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 10, 2026 04:58 PM (N2HNb)

109 Righto - never underestimate the self loathing of a government functionary I always say. I'd be remiss if I failed to remind you that diversity is our strength, and I already rather enjoy watching the Mrs. getting railed by swarthy heathens. Now excuse me while I retire to my cuck chair.

Posted by: Practical Government Official at September 10, 2026 04:58 PM (anL5R)

110 Have the migrants considered beating meat?

Posted by: 88C+u at September 10, 2026 04:58 PM (88C+u)

111 1.) Build large barracks
2.) House "migraders" in barracks
3.) Thermobaric payload

Q E D

Posted by: Brother Tim is tired at September 10, 2026 04:58 PM (OUMaO)

112
Their government is stupid. You can't fix stupid. Anyway, it's their problem. We have our own problems and most of them are because of stupid.
Posted by: Case at September 10, 2026 04:57 PM (noln+)

_________

Besides, it's the UK. It's like worrying about riots in Bolivia.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 10, 2026 04:58 PM (eRlcH)

113 if I were a resident of that village. I'd be starting a new hobby....Pig farming, set up just upwind of where they are planning the domiciles.

What a gruesome way to get rid of bodies. I like it.

Posted by: t-bird at September 10, 2026 04:58 PM (+83Ol)

114 Every Perv is sacred
Every Perv is great
If a Perv gets wasted
Allah gets quite irate!

Posted by: Monty Python's F'ing Circus at September 10, 2026 04:59 PM (36mDg)

115 Socialized brothels: an idea whose time has come.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Gird Your Loins! at September 10, 2026 04:59 PM (ndZc7)

116 Well, I'll tell you what I would be doing if I were a resident of that village. I'd be starting a new hobby....Pig farming, set up just upwind of where they are planning the domiciles. In fact, I'd make the suggestion at a town meeting that residents create such a farm together.

Posted by: Orson at September 10, 2026 04:57 PM (dIske)

Just hide the goats and sheep and make sure to grab some shotguns for protection of flocks and herds and whatever you call a group of pigs.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 10, 2026 04:59 PM (6ydKt)

117 Hope you enjoy gang rape, women of Piddington!
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Abdul sure does!

Posted by: Axeman at September 10, 2026 05:00 PM (Fi81e)

118 I've heard 10:1 as the ratio for attacker to defender for a full seige.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 10, 2026

***
As the size of the besieging force increases, so does the need for resupply, and so do the chances of disease among the besiegers. That calculus has to be applied against what is known of the supplies and preparations of the besieged.

What do I know, though, I'm hardly a West Point graduate.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 10, 2026 04:54 PM (wzUl9)

The besiegers can dig in themselves and can make themselves relatively safe from a sortie by the garrison. If there are relieving armies in the area then you need a covering force to watch for an attempt by the outside force to break the seige.

One of Napoleon's campaigns in Italy had a phase where he was besieging Mantua and he drove off one relief army, herded another one into the fortress and re-sieged them both.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 10, 2026 05:00 PM (uhVAy)

119 115 Socialized brothels: an idea whose time has come.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Gird Your Loins! at September 10, 2026 04:59 PM (ndZc7)

I would not be surprised if the Greeks or Romans already invented that.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 10, 2026 05:00 PM (6ydKt)

120 >>>@BasilTheGreat
Basil the Great
🚨BREAKING: Women living in the village of Piddington have released a video pleading with MP's to now house illegal migrants near them

"to now house"

Dratted typo!

Posted by: m at September 10, 2026 05:00 PM (odBC9)

121 I'd like to say that the Brits will eventually rise up, but I don't think I can. If the news that thousands of girls were raped and those rapes were covered up by their own government didn't get them up, nothing will.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 10, 2026 05:00 PM (2UnvF)

122 Their government is stupid
———

Stupid doesn’t really apply. They are cognizant of what they are doing. Malevolent, Evil, or Wicked are the sort of adjectives that apply.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 10, 2026 05:01 PM (60d+e)

123 What exactly is the end game here? If the UK is overrun and taken completely by immigrants the elite left will be slaughtered if they don't escape. UK will turn into an unproductive shit hole. Destroying your own country then... success?
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 10, 2026 04:58 PM (N2HNb)

Looking ahead isn't a British specialty, muddling through is.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 10, 2026 05:01 PM (uhVAy)

124 What a gruesome way to get rid of bodies. I like it.
Posted by: t-bird at September 10, 2026 04:58 PM (+83Ol)

___________________________

There are few things that smell worse than a pig farm when the wind is just right. It's one of the few scents that can be weaponized.

But, concerning your reference, Robert "Willie" Pickton would agree.

Posted by: Orson at September 10, 2026 05:02 PM (dIske)

125 We’re definitely against this.

Posted by: The Sheep of Piddington at September 10, 2026 05:02 PM (w8ire)

126 welp I guess our family got out in time...the Harriss', Shettlesworths, Knights, McIntyres, Groces and Wrights left in the 30s! 1830's that is!

Posted by: DanMan at September 10, 2026 05:02 PM (8uzBS)

127 Look, its been decided. Piddington is going to get the ol' number six.

Its to set an example for the others. Now try not to miss the point. Or we'll have to do it again.

The point? Oh, its right there in front of your face. The point is, that we can do whatever we want and you just have to take it!

Posted by: Practical Government Official at September 10, 2026 05:02 PM (anL5R)

128
So much for the United Cuckdom.

Posted by: Axeman at September 10, 2026 05:03 PM (Fi81e)

129 Look, its been decided. Piddington is going to get the ol' number six.

Its to set an example for the others. Now try not to miss the point. Or we'll have to do it again.

The point? Oh, its right there in front of your face. The point is, that we can do whatever we want and you just have to take it!
Posted by: Practical Government Official at September 10, 2026 05:02 PM (anL5R)

its a Lib Dem stronghold? Soon it will be a solid Muslim/Green vote!

Posted by: Oldcat at September 10, 2026 05:03 PM (uhVAy)

130
Socialized brothels: an idea whose time has come.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Gird Your Loins! at September 10, 2026 04:59 PM (ndZc7)

Apparently, we already tried that on a small scale with the Mustang Ranch back in '90. After seizing the business for unpaid taxes, the Feds tried to run the place to settle SOME of the tax liabilities.

It quickly went bankrupt.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 10, 2026 05:03 PM (bIVgK)

131 It quickly went bankrupt.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 10, 2026 05:03 PM (bIVgK)
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Probably too much DEI.

Posted by: Axeman at September 10, 2026 05:05 PM (Fi81e)

132 Maybe this village can hire The Three Amigos to come in and face down the immigrants.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at September 10, 2026 05:06 PM (HT21Q)

133 This'll fix everything!

It's here! London plops statue of plus-sized black woman in Trafalgar Square as tribute to "everywoman"

https://tinyurl.com/42j8vw75

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Gird Your Loins! at September 10, 2026 05:06 PM (ndZc7)

134 I see AfD rising in Germany, Le Pen in France. Britain has Nigel Farage. In other words, Britain is fucked.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 10, 2026 05:06 PM (2UnvF)

135 It was like the UK was festering over some previous Dumbest Idea Ever, and decided they would absolutely have to throw their hat in the ring.

Posted by: Axeman at September 10, 2026 05:07 PM (Fi81e)

136 10 or so real refugees from a war or earthquake in a village of 350 is a kind, generous, gesture.

100 or so refugees of families in a village of 350 is a tall order from a desperate government with no other choice.

3500 'refugee' military aged men from hostile cultures in a village of 350 is an act of terroristic dominance by a tyrannical government against its own people.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 10, 2026 05:07 PM (6ydKt)

137 What exactly is the end game here? Destroying your own country then... success?

They probably don’t have a plan, other than destruction. It will get sorted out after. “That’s not my department” or some derivative.

The 1960s radicals in this country weren’t exactly visionaries, with very few exceptions. Tear it down, blow it up. Anarchy.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 10, 2026 05:07 PM (60d+e)

138 's here! London plops statue of plus-sized black woman in Trafalgar Square as tribute to "everywoman"
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Um, are they trying to be insulting?

Posted by: Practical Government Official at September 10, 2026 05:08 PM (anL5R)

139
Maybe this village can hire The Three Amigos to come in and face down the immigrants.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at September 10, 2026 05:06 PM (HT21Q)

More like The Two Amigos And One Queefing Pussy Named After A Town In Maryland

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 10, 2026 05:08 PM (bIVgK)

140 “The government can’t even run a whorehouse”

Posted by: Common Tater at September 10, 2026 05:09 PM (60d+e)

141 Trump should remove any nuclear weapons and support infrastructure, and remove the air assets.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 10, 2026 05:09 PM (3Ope8)

142 This seems like the "island hopping" technique in WW11. Satan's little helpers have got the strongholds set up in the big cities, now time to take out the smaller plots of potential resistances before they join forces.

Posted by: Cray Cray at September 10, 2026 05:09 PM (+1LeE)

143 The migrants have to stay on the base property?

Posted by: Goatweed at September 10, 2026 05:10 PM (jK3NL)

144 Whoever dreamed up invading countries this way is brilliant!

Posted by: Dolf Lerhit at September 10, 2026 05:10 PM (36mDg)

145 Socialized brothels: an idea whose time has come.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Gird Your Loins! at September 10, 2026 04:59 PM (ndZc7)

Piers Anthony had some thoughts about this practice in his "Bio of a Space Tyrant" book series. Book #2 Mercenary (1984) in particular.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 10, 2026 05:11 PM (wVcYX)

146 I think it would be wise, at this juncture, to erm, assign this matter to an investigatory task force that will review, gather information and present recommendations. Yes. That's right. Task Force Foreign Libido

Posted by: Practical Government Official at September 10, 2026 05:11 PM (anL5R)

147 What exactly is the end game here?"

Production. The idea is that the migrants will work. That they won't simply doesn't enter in the calculation.

Posted by: man at September 10, 2026 05:11 PM (XuXeR)

148 It's here! London plops statue of plus-sized black woman in Trafalgar Square as tribute to "everywoman"

https://tinyurl.com/42j8vw75
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Gird Your Loins!
........

CALLING ALL PIGEONS CALLING ALL PIGEONS

Posted by: wth at September 10, 2026 05:11 PM (UjdFS)

149 @122. Stupid doesn't really apply.

Damn sure does, somebody put these fools in power.

Posted by: Case at September 10, 2026 05:12 PM (noln+)

150 134 I see AfD rising in Germany, Le Pen in France. Britain has Nigel Farage. In other words, Britain is fucked.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 10, 2026 05:06 PM (2UnvF)
_____________________

And, then there is Canada which doesn't even have a semblance of a figurehead to get behind. It's like the entire Conservative party(s) in Canada has been neutered, or never existed. Not even an opportunist spouting out nonsense. Pierre Poilievre doesn't count. He's lazy, poorly advised, and more interested in his own self-importance as long as it doesn't lead to actual effort.

Posted by: Orson at September 10, 2026 05:12 PM (dIske)

151 143 The migrants have to stay on the base property?

Posted by: Goatweed at September 10, 2026 05:10 PM (jK3NL)

IIRC, from a Lotus Eaters segment on this topic, the 'asylum seekers' will be allowed to leave the compound at will.

I think that's standard policy for all migrant centers across England.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 10, 2026 05:12 PM (6ydKt)

152 Not sure that the colony will be set up in Piddington. The migrants protested that with only 200 women and girls and 700 female sheep in the area, and no mosque, that Piddington is INSUFFICIENT to service their needs. The home office is looking for better accommodations in order to properly serve their constituents.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 10, 2026 05:13 PM (MrAD4)

153 What exactly is the end game here? Destroying your own country then... success?

Slaves. The slavers have no country and must destroy those who do.

Posted by: t-bird at September 10, 2026 05:13 PM (+83Ol)

154 Nearest armed English police plod?

Time to activate King Edward’s (?) law and make archery an obligation by all, both sexes, in the village?

Posted by: Goatweed at September 10, 2026 05:13 PM (jK3NL)

155 This'll fix everything!

It's here! London plops statue of plus-sized black woman in Trafalgar Square as tribute to "everywoman"

https://tinyurl.com/42j8vw75
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Gird Your Loins! at September 10, 2026 05:06 PM (ndZc7)

I thought Hottentots went out of style in polite company.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 10, 2026 05:13 PM (wVcYX)

156 Incredible stupidity.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 10, 2026 05:13 PM (2WIwB)

157 The migrants have to stay on the base property?
==
Yes, they will have minders. For most of the time. Of course we won't be staffing on weekends, holidays, or after 5:pm during the week or before 9:00am. It will be a strictly enforced honor system then. Very strictly enforced mind you. If you are awol, you will miss your weekly goat assignment.

Posted by: Practical Government Official at September 10, 2026 05:13 PM (anL5R)

158 Production. The idea is that the migrants will work
——-

In a town of 350? Where? Nobody believes that.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 10, 2026 05:14 PM (60d+e)

159 It's here! London plops statue of plus-sized black woman in Trafalgar Square as tribute to "everywoman"

https://tinyurl.com/42j8vw75
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Gird Your Loins!

No exercise bands?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 10, 2026 05:14 PM (ucz1i)

160 Who names their kid Tschabalala?

Posted by: I gotta ask at September 10, 2026 05:14 PM (2Ez/1)

161 Gee, don't do women there appreciate how many eligible -- marriageable --.military aged men are going to be moving in now?

Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 10, 2026 05:14 PM (KCidc)

162 “The government can’t even run a whorehouse”
Posted by: Common Tater at September 10, 2026 05:09 PM (60d+e)
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It can, if the desired direction is "into the ground".

Posted by: Axeman at September 10, 2026 05:15 PM (Fi81e)

163 I think Basil The Great meant to say "not" instead of "now." I had to watch the video to confirm...
And perhaps the "Conservative" lady MP needed a sarc tag on her video...it sounded like sarcasm to me.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at September 10, 2026 05:15 PM (XMwZJ)

164
Trump should remove any nuclear weapons and support infrastructure, and remove the air assets.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 10, 2026 05:09 PM (3Ope

Unfortunately, the Limeys built their own nucular warheads, we "loaned" them the Trident missiles, so we can only take the delivery vehicles.

I'm wondering how long it would take to make every US troop at Lakenheath disappear after pulling the oil plug on everything with an engine and letting it run without lubrication...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 10, 2026 05:15 PM (bIVgK)

165 You know, you could change the UK politicians attitude towards migrants in an afternoon. All that would be required is for Trump to start dropping off our illegal Immigrants at Heathrow.

Posted by: Orson at September 10, 2026 05:15 PM (dIske)

166 Across the United States, including Pennsylvania, motels and hotels have become central to the intersection of the affordable housing crisis & 'immigration.'

Self-Funded "Hidden Homelessness" (Out of Pocket)
For undocumented individuals who are unhoused, paying cash for a low-cost motel room is a common, desperate survival strategy. They cannot pass standard background checks, do not qualify for federal rental assistance, and often lack a Social Security number. Budget motels often accept cash and do not run rigorous credit or background checks, making them a temporary refuge.

Federal & Municipal Programs: When you hear about unhoused or recently arrived migrants staying in hotels and motels on the news, it is almost always regarding government-funded emergency shelter programs.

Large "sanctuary" hubs have utilized millions in federal (FEMA) and municipal funds to contract entire hotels to shelter influxes of unhoused migrant families.
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For example, hotels, motels near the airport that have been packed with unhoused immigrants (and/or parolees) at least since C19.

They can walk through the local boroughs and towns, have their kids in local schools, etc.

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 10, 2026 05:15 PM (NFX2v)

167 It's here! London plops statue of plus-sized black woman in Trafalgar Square as tribute to "everywoman"

https://tinyurl.com/42j8vw75

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I just saw that earlier today. Hideous doesn't even come close to describing that hunk of s***.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 10, 2026 05:15 PM (qBdHI)

168 Incredible stupidity.
——

Stupid would apply if they didn’t know any better. They know exactly what they are doing.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 10, 2026 05:15 PM (60d+e)

169 160 Who names their kid Tschabalala?

Posted by: I gotta ask at September 10, 2026 05:14 PM (2Ez/1)

Tschabalala son of Tschabala.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 10, 2026 05:16 PM (6ydKt)

170 From Male Cuck Jurors:

If you saw My Cousin Vinny, you'll remember that Mona Lisa Vitti had to be declared by the judge to be an expert before she offered her expertise, and opposing counsel was entitled to voir dire her and attempt to impute her expertise.
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:20 PM

I like that movie. I would give it two stars out of a four-star system: it's competently assembled as a theatrical production, A/V product, and narrative, and that was the limit of its apparent ambition. It's a flick, not art, and not pretending otherwise.

Well, over time, without even rewatching it, my appreciation has grown. Maybe it should be 2.5 stars. It smoothly gives some instruction on the basics of the American criminal justice system. The very best part is the well-integrated argument for why you have a right to say nothing to the police without a lawyer present, and why you should avail yourself of that right, *especially* if you have done nothing wrong.

That is a difficulty thing to communicate, and now you can just say, "Oh, just watch My Cousin Vinny and see if you still feel the same way about it." And it's not a bad rec anyway.

Posted by: SciVo at September 10, 2026 05:16 PM (ke3zm)

171 Production. The idea is that the migrants will work
So the UK has 100% full employment? Good to know...

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at September 10, 2026 05:16 PM (XMwZJ)

172 The brits have neither the will nor the means to defend themselves. They were doomed some time ago.

Subotai Bahadur

Posted by: Subotai Bahadur at September 10, 2026 05:16 PM (hibWr)

173 Nice shoes, LaQuisha.

Posted by: wth at September 10, 2026 05:16 PM (UjdFS)

174 Production. The idea is that the migrants will work
——-

In a town of 350? Where? Nobody believes that.
==
Well to be fair, we do anticipate an increase in the demand for local workers due to the incoming migrants. Mainly in the police force. Brilliant eh?

Posted by: Practical Government Official at September 10, 2026 05:16 PM (anL5R)

175 Tear it down, blow it up. Anarchy."

Tear the system down, down to the ground"

Chicago, "State of the Union"

Upset the apple cart...

Posted by: man at September 10, 2026 05:16 PM (XuXeR)

176 What exactly is the end game here?"

Production. The idea is that the migrants will work. That they won't simply doesn't enter in the calculation.
Posted by: man at September 10, 2026 05:11 PM (XuXeR)

Work where? Even if they were sturdy Yorkshiremen there are no jobs around for 1000 dudes at an old army base.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 10, 2026 05:17 PM (uhVAy)

177 "...disused Ministry of Defence properties because they had on-site facilities and were "more contained,"

Disused military properties ---> refugee camps ---> terrorist recruiting grounds ---> Piddingstan

Posted by: Diogenes at September 10, 2026 05:17 PM (2WIwB)

178 I'm all in for the collapse of UK. Great.cautionary tale for us, and 1000s of miles of ocean away.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 10, 2026 05:17 PM (bX16E)

179 137 What exactly is the end game here? Destroying your own country then... success?

They probably don’t have a plan, other than destruction. It will get sorted out after. “That’s not my department” or some derivative.

The 1960s radicals in this country weren’t exactly visionaries, with very few exceptions. Tear it down, blow it up. Anarchy.
Posted by: Common Tater at September 10, 2026 05:07 PM (60d+

This is much preferable than telling the British people that they might not be able to afford the NHS. Plus, all those SWEETHEARTS WILL VOTE Labour, no doubt.

If the UK’s society and culture are irreparably damaged or destroyed? So be it. Such is their suicidal mentality.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 10, 2026 05:17 PM (WB/3O)

180
The migrants have to stay on the base property?
Posted by: Goatweed at September 10, 2026 05:10 PM (jK3NL)

Well, the Limeys DID invent the concentration camp during the Boer War.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 10, 2026 05:18 PM (bIVgK)

181 With such an outnumbering, the Muzzies are going to have to want to rape the same women and girls over and over again.

Posted by: Axeman at September 10, 2026 05:18 PM (Fi81e)

182 I care about what happens . My family lives in Cornwall and if he were younger and had a gun, my BIL would support the people protesting against the migrants. He's a working class guy and in very good shape ( because he's always exercised and been a professional athlete most of his life).

So no. I won't enjoy their downfall- at all.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 10, 2026 05:18 PM (xPsv8)

183 That looks like me. On the way to pick up my new EBT card.

Posted by: La'Shondra at September 10, 2026 05:18 PM (2Ez/1)

184 "But you give me your word you won't c*** in my mouth, right?"

Better to never let the Muslim cocks into the area, let along allow their cocks in the Englander's mouths. Just Say No ... ... But BigGov can't say NO ... to the Muslim invaders, and their elites that I assume intend to profit from the invasion.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 10, 2026 05:19 PM (vbXSk)

185 You know, you could change the UK politicians attitude towards migrants in an afternoon. All that would be required is for Trump to start dropping off our illegal Immigrants at Heathrow.
Posted by: Orson at September 10, 2026 05:15 PM (dIske)

Or drop those 3000 people in the fancy row houses the MPs live in while in London.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 10, 2026 05:19 PM (uhVAy)

186 The rapefugees aren't very... diverse... are they? I mean, look at them: all the same race/religion / origin/sex.

Since origin and race can't be changed, I suggest gender reassignment for half and alternate religious instruction for half.

Oh, and they ALL need their "safe and effective" jabs!

Posted by: JQ at September 10, 2026 05:19 PM (rdVOm)

187 In a town of 350? Where? Nobody believes that."

Let's ask the mayor of Springfield Ohio about that.

Posted by: man at September 10, 2026 05:19 PM (XuXeR)

188 I like to see how far I was behind on post.

Post 49 Archery.

Oh well, I was inthe same same century.

Posted by: Goatweed at September 10, 2026 05:19 PM (jK3NL)

189 The townspeople just could not get over the fact that they were about to be raped and murdered.

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Some Nurse on a Jury, probably.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 10, 2026 05:20 PM (XV/Pl)

190 With such an outnumbering, the Muzzies are going to have to want to rape the same women and girls over and over again.
Posted by: Axeman

Where's the fun in that?

Posted by: Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed at September 10, 2026 05:20 PM (UjdFS)

191 What exactly is the end game here? Destroying your own country then... success?
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Every crappy elected official is playing only one "end game", and its called "I got mine!". They're on the take and manners large and small, and even the least abhorent of them fully believe once full-on-totalitarian rule is instigated that THEY will be among the few running it and living the good life from it. None of them give a damn about their country or their city or their people or their constituents--they want "theirs" and they're fully engaged in taking it.

Until those being ruled are ready to attach *consequences* to such behavior, there will be no stopping of it.

Posted by: Crusader at September 10, 2026 05:20 PM (TN0g+)

192 Plus, all those SWEETHEARTS WILL VOTE Labour, no doubt.

If the UK’s society and culture are irreparably damaged or destroyed? So be it. Such is their suicidal mentality.
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TBF mate, it does afford a significant amount of job security to those of us in the service of the government. If we are going to be eaten, and its obvious we are, I'd prefer to be eaten last thank you.

Posted by: Practical Government Official at September 10, 2026 05:20 PM (anL5R)

193 The migrants have to stay on the base property?
Posted by: Goatweed at September 10, 2026 05:10 PM (jK3NL)

Well, the Limeys DID invent the concentration camp during the Boer War.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 10, 2026 05:18 PM (bIVgK)

Those had walls to keep the Boer's families IN.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 10, 2026 05:20 PM (uhVAy)

194 Mayor Daley’s finest were kicking ass in ‘68. Everyone might have been Democrats, but they didn’t put up with radicals and bombthrowers. NBC gaslit everyone, but talk to people who were there, the DNC convention was something else. Just scum. They were finding those bastards stuffed in the storm sewers for weeks afterwards. That’s how you deal with asshoes.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 10, 2026 05:20 PM (60d+e)

195 It's very ironic that the now weak Brits have abandoned this military base but are repopulating it with the enemy!

Posted by: Random PJ at September 10, 2026 05:21 PM (+jscL)

196 Work where? Even if they were sturdy Yorkshiremen there are no jobs around for 1000 dudes at an old army base."

The theory is that the "migrants" will be productive. Making things, opening shops and such (all with Gov coin), and this week bloom into a tax base.

Hey, I didn't say it's a good theory...

Posted by: man at September 10, 2026 05:22 PM (XuXeR)

197 Every crappy elected official is playing only one "end game", and its called "I got mine!"

This person gets it.

Posted by: man at September 10, 2026 05:23 PM (XuXeR)

198 “disused Ministry of Defence properties”

Ya gotta admit, that’s pretty cheeky, you know. Housing the Invaders on UK military bases.

They’ve done it here in the US, too.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 10, 2026 05:24 PM (60d+e)

199 Better get guns and learn how to shoot.

Oh, wait.....

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 10, 2026 05:24 PM (ufFY8)

200 Every crappy elected official is playing only one "end game", and its called "I got mine!"

This person gets it.
Posted by: man at September 10, 2026 05:23 PM (XuXeR)

Like we see in Minnesota or California, there's kickbacks for the politicians and bureaucrats all along the line. All funded by taxpayers from the UK or even EU.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 10, 2026 05:25 PM (uhVAy)

201 Looked up the politics of the people of Piddington, Oxfordshire. And, they've been represented by Calum Miller in the House of Commons, a very, very Liberal Democrat.

His views and positions on migrants has been right in line with the rest of the radical leftist politicians in the UK....UNTIL they wanted to plop the migrants right down in the center of his Council. In fact, prior to that he supported a motion to make Oxfordshire a "Council of Sanctuary".

So, there you go. The voters of Piddington got exactly what they voted for. Screw them.....build a fence around your house.

Posted by: Orson at September 10, 2026 05:25 PM (dIske)

202 The theory is that the "migrants" will be productive. Making things, opening shops and such (all with Gov coin), and this week bloom into a tax base.

Hey, I didn't say it's a good theory...
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Its perfectly cromulent theory. Its well proven that providing influx of migrant males increases the need for security services in the area. Migrant males are capable of fulfilling those jobs, once they learn a smattering of english. We should have a robust security service of self policing migrants in place in 12 to 16 weeks. We'll put them on the constabulary obviously.

Posted by: Practical Government Official at September 10, 2026 05:25 PM (anL5R)

203 Seems simple enough. The building where these invaders will be housed mysteriously burns down before they move in. This repeats as often as necessary.
Posted by: Seawriter at September 10, 2026 04:28 PM (Ruupy)

You misspelled 'after they move in'.

This is an invasion, people.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 10, 2026 05:25 PM (ufFY8)

204
Better get guns and learn how to shoot.

Oh, wait.....
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 10, 2026 05:24 PM (ufFY

And turn in your sharp, pointy kitchen knives to the proper authorities. Where are the proper authorities? On the local abandoned MoD Army base, of course.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 10, 2026 05:26 PM (bIVgK)

205 @194 that convention produced two hysterical moments. On was Dan Rather getting punched by security. The other was when Daley was asked if the cops were causing disorder. "The Chicago police are not there to cause disorder, the Chicago police are there to preserve disorder"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 10, 2026 05:26 PM (N2HNb)

206 Piddington...well, the 10th Crusade has to start somewhere. I wonder if the Brits have it in them?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 10, 2026 05:27 PM (2WIwB)

207 village has just volunteered to have them quartered in their own homes.

We got that 3rd Amendment right, also!

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 10, 2026 05:28 PM (ufFY8)

208 Maybe they could just put up a goat pen between the "refugees" and the town. Cheaper than a brothel, and the invaders won't notice the difference.

Posted by: Polka will never die at September 10, 2026 05:28 PM (rSGq3)

209 Lots of talk going round about dropping guns to the Iranians. Could say the same about dropping them to the Brits and Irish. Except that I would wager a significant number of them would go Ewww!! Icky Guns!!! And faint straightaway.

Posted by: tubal at September 10, 2026 05:29 PM (Gqar8)

210 The theory is that the "migrants" will be productive. Making things, opening shops and such (all with Gov coin), and this week bloom into a tax base.

Just like they did back in their shit hole countries.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 10, 2026 05:30 PM (pawvM)

211 I wonder how many of the people of Piddington complaining about it have been arrested by now for making such hateful statements?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 10, 2026 05:31 PM (2WIwB)

212 Lots of talk going round about dropping guns to the Iranians. Could say the same about dropping them to the Brits and Irish.

Human flourishing is no longer possible in UK. Better to yeet them out of NATO, Five Eyes, and take away their nuclear weapons before they do what Iran has been wanting to do but didn't have the gear or the trust.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 10, 2026 05:31 PM (pawvM)

213 It's kind of funny. The Ministry of Defense owns the former Bicester Garrison that they're going to use. You know, the people in charge of defending England from invaders?

Posted by: t-bird at September 10, 2026 05:31 PM (rAoh1)

214 Why are they all men?

Posted by: Max Power at September 10, 2026 05:32 PM (q177U)

215 Can Piddington bear this kind of migrant invasion?

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at September 10, 2026 05:32 PM (YcOeP)

216 Why are they all men?

Posted by: Max Power at September 10, 2026 05:32 PM (q177U)

An invading army does not take their women and children to war.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 10, 2026 05:34 PM (ucz1i)

217 Need one of those concrete encase killdozers to destroy the migrant infrastructures.

Posted by: Max Power at September 10, 2026 05:34 PM (q177U)

218 167 It's here! London plops statue of plus-sized black woman in Trafalgar Square as tribute to "everywoman"

https://tinyurl.com/42j8vw75

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I just saw that earlier today. Hideous doesn't even come close to describing that hunk of s***.
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Posted by: L - No nic... at September 10, 2026 05:35 PM (NFX2v)

219 Anyone know of a source for demographics, overall, of the alien invaders that have infested our land? Really interested in the number of military aged men, say 18-45 range.

Posted by: tubal at September 10, 2026 05:36 PM (Gqar8)

220 The theory is that the "migrants" will be productive. Making things, opening shops and such (all with Gov coin), and this week bloom into a tax base.

I'm sure the pub will be doing a booming business selling beers and lots of bangers and mash.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 10, 2026 05:36 PM (2WIwB)

221 Nood

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 10, 2026 05:37 PM (ucz1i)

222 167 It's here! London plops statue of plus-sized black woman in Trafalgar Square as tribute to "everywoman"

https://tinyurl.com/42j8vw75

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I just saw that earlier today. Hideous doesn't even come close to describing that hunk of s***.
Posted by: Lady in Black

Its hilarious. They can't even use their own liberal guilt hacks, they have to steal Americas. They don't have the same relations with Blacks we did in England. Yet the liberals are still doing "take that slavers!".

Posted by: Oldcat at September 10, 2026 05:38 PM (uhVAy)

223 That statue -

Posted by: tubal at September 10, 2026 05:38 PM (Gqar8)

224 219. Posted by: tubal

AI Overview

There are an estimated 1.5 to 3 million military-age undocumented men living in the United States, based on general demographic breakdowns of the overall unauthorized population.
Population Estimates, Total Undocumented Population: Estimates place the total unauthorized immigrant population in the U.S. roughly between 11 and 14 million people.
Demographic studies show that undocumented populations skew heavily toward working-age adults, with men aged 18 to 39 making up roughly 35% of the total undocumented population. Broadening the definition of "military age" to ages 18 to 45 yields an estimated range of 1.5 million to 3 million men.

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 10, 2026 05:40 PM (NFX2v)

225 If I lived in that tiny village I'd be plotting to poison them. Water supply. Their halal food. Something.

They all drop dead in one night. Oopsie!

I like the pig farm idea (above) and it should be the entire perimeter of where they are supposed to remain. Which is not going to work to begin with.

Who is going to enforce they stay in their space?

I'd also be ordering some Kujang knives and learning how to fight if I encounter a barbarian who will bleed out on the street. Another one found! Wonder why?!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 10, 2026 05:41 PM (hzuYO)

226 It's here! London plops statue of plus-sized black woman in Trafalgar Square as tribute to "everywoman"

That statue is straight out of an R. Crumb comic

Posted by: Halfhand at September 10, 2026 05:45 PM (IIpBj)

227 Its hilarious. They can't even use their own liberal guilt hacks, they have to steal Americas. They don't have the same relations with Blacks we did in England. Yet the liberals are still doing "take that slavers!".
Posted by: Oldcat at September 10, 2026 05:38 PM (uhVAy)
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Qween Hottentot Venus's thunderous return to the UK!

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