Hollywood: Shit or Garbage

I kinda half-like Sydney Sweeney, but I am getting a little sick of this Jezebel Hussy.

Yes I know that makes me partially gay.

But still.

Madame, please put away your bosoms. I've seen them. We all have. Many times. They're becoming wallpaper. You are making boobs boring, and that I cannot abide.

The heartthrob and "Euphoria" star was looking to get everyone excited for the NFL season when she posed in her birthday suit with a variety of props that cover just enough to be legally distributed on airwaves.
"Think you know sports?" Sweeney said in the ad for Novig, a prediction market company also partnered with the New York Mets. "Prove it."
The camera then pans out to show that Sweeney appears to be fully nude, with only two footballs covering her chest.
"Novig is just sports," Sweeney says.
Among the riskiest shots, Sweeney sits atop a basketball hoop with a basketball on her finger tips and her hair falling over her breasts.
"You can trade this sport," Sweeney says.
"This sport too," she says while wearing soccer gear and a soccer ball held up by her feet.
She then lies on a felt billiards table and quips: "You can't trade this. I just look good here."
Sweeney is no stranger to controversial ads; she's previously sold soap for Dr. Sasquatch, where the soap was infused with her bathwater.

She's supposed to be a major movie star -- but she's acting like the most rancid, desperate OnlyFans e-girl.

I know many of your are naturally skeptical and demand evidence for everything I say, so here is your precious evidence, offered solely to appease the people saying "Cite?"

Ugh, Jennifer Lawrence.

The Doctor Who actor who played Rose Tyler's Soyboy Beta Cuck boyfriend "Mickey" on the show between 2005 and 2010 has been charged with multiple sex crimes, from sexual assault to peeping/spying to indecent exposure.

While the UK legal system did not offer any information on the nature of the investigation, rumors of the actor's behavior had been rampant for years already. In 2021, Clarke even sued the Guardian for libel for its story on the rumors of his history of sexual assault, based on claims from more than 20 women.
The actor sued, but during the trial, more than a dozen women testified against him and alleged that he sexually abused them, charges that he adamantly denied.
Clarke lost the legal challenge and was ordered to pay the newspaper around $4 million in court costs.

Next item: Inde Navarette exploded to the A list, or at least the B+ list, for her turn in Obsession.

Jeff Sneider, meanwhile, is an internet "scooper." What's a scooper? It's someone who passes around rumors about upcoming movies, like who's being looked at for a role or what a plot points might be in it. In other words, it's a job for idiots. 80% of true tips are just planted leaks by the studio, which wants free advertising, so the "scooper" can take no credit for that.

Meanwhile, most "scoops" are false, usually just some bullshit the "scooper" saw on Reddit (Doomcock gets accused of this) or, when there aren't any rumors to drive traffic, simply something the "scooper" made up entirely for clicks.

Anyway, this oxygen thief wrote to Inde Navarette demanding her attention and demanding she give him content for his fake job, and she, or more likely her PR team, didn't respond.

He was outraged that someone would blow-off an internet nobody dickbag and threatened her, telling her that he would begin reporting every nasty and sham rumor he heard about her unless she gives him the attention he deserves:

When someone ragged on him for being a complainy gay bitch, he responded that this wasn't a complaint -- it's a threat.

In other words, he's copping to a blackmail charge.

And he's so arrogant about it. He really thinks he's something. He really thinks his stupid "look up rumors on Reddit and then turn them into twitter posts" job is something to brag about.

And then he doubled down, not just on the blackmail, which he deems a legitimate tactic, but on how awesome he is for being a gay-ass internet movie nerd.

jeff sneider is such a loser man what the fuck am i watching pic.twitter.com/l94fVE8NQ3
— juan (@JuanEditzs) September 5, 2026

After a ton of criticism, and other internet movie geeks announcing that they cannot countenance blackmail and would no longer platform the blackmailer, he offered a fake apology, in which he spent two sentences fake-apologizing and the rest of the post complaining that He's the Real Victim Here.

Jeff Sneider
@TheInSneider
Sep 5
Tired of the noise so I'll delete and apologize, as per protocol. That way we can all move on. I am sorry to Ms. Navarrette, who was and will continue to be treated fairly, despite previous comments suggesting otherwise.
She got swept up in a long-running feud.
I will continue to battle Hollywood's gatekeepers and publish the truth about this industry, as I always strive to. But my ego got the best of me and I went overboard with my victory celebration.
Having said that, the things I’ve seen written about me on this app over the past 24 hours from people who have never met me, spoken to me, subscribed to my newsletter, or watched my podcast, are absolutely crazy and I suggest some of you take a long, hard look in the mirror, because you're way worse than I could ever be.

But most of us aren't blackmailers.

I don't send execs death threats or anti-Semitic comments or any of the crazy shit I’ve been sent. This app is nuts, but I’ll never leave, because we deserve each other. You're stuck with me. And so is Hollywood. Have a safe and happy Labor Day Weekend. I'll use the holiday to reflect and maybe I'll return kinder and gentler. Let's hope you do the same…

I've never before been scolded so much in what purports to be a "per protocol" (in other words, offered only under pressure to relieve the pressure) apology.

Hollywood has made a movie about "To Catch a Predator" and its host Chris Hanson. It's called Primetime.

They never contacted Hanson, ever.

The only plausible explanation: The film is a hit piece against the guy catching predators to protect the poor, embarrassed child sex predators.

No, really. One of the gay child sex predators the show exposed killed himself, and this new movie, featuring Robert Pattinson, attacks the entire mission of exposing predators based on one predator's cowardly decision to off himself.

The film apparently centers on the death of William Conrandt, who got caught up in a sting operated by Hansen's team. Conrandt never showed up for his meeting in the sting, however, and Hansen never confronted him, on camera or off. Police got warrants for Conrandt, a former assistant DA, who shot himself when police showed up, THR notes in a lengthy parenthetical added to the transcript of their interview with Hansen. That makes this framing for Primetime even more suspect, since (a) law enforcement conducts similar stings, and (b) Texas had been conducting a parallel operation at the time as well.
When asked by THR whether Hansen regrets what happened with Conrandt, Hansen wonders what exactly he's supposed to regret:

We were completely transparent about what happened from the moments after it happened. This was no secret. It was unfortunate that somebody chose to take his life rather than face criminal consequences. You can draw your own conclusions as to why. They found child pornography on his computer. He had sexually explicit conversations with two different decoys posing as 13-year-old boys.
I can't speak for the police, but they decided to arrest him, apparently concerned about the possible destruction of evidence. He chose to take his life rather than face the consequences. We reported what we knew the next day on the Today show and continued to be transparent throughout the story.
There are certain things you can't control. Obviously, you don't want anybody taking their own life, but that was a decision made by that individual. They'll ramp it up in the film, I'm sure, and make it more dramatic than it really was. It was based upon an Esquire article that came out years ago that was a bit of a hit piece then, and apparently it's part of the narrative in the film.

Isn't it very odd how Hollywood both protects child sex predators and even attacks anyone exposing them?

Hollywood is just Hell with good restaurants. And I'm done with Robert Pattinson, who I never cared for anyway.

Speaking of Hollywood predictability: It's always when there's a Republican president when Hollywood puts out movies glorifying assassinations, civil wars, and uprisings. When there's a Democrat president, it's a scandal to even consider such material for theatrical exploitation.

Well, Trump is on office, the left is gunning down executives and celebrating their assassins as folk heroes, and Hollywood decides now is the perfect time to celebrate the so-called Peasants' Revolt from around, I dunno, 1340? (Nope, 1381.)

I'm assuming that's what this. Wat Tyler's rebelling over... well, taxation.

But I doubt they'll make it about government taxation. They'll claim it was over forgiving student loans and child care.

"It's time to set the world on fire."

And the trailer does mention taxes but then shifts the real grievance to... being forced to work for wages. Something Gen Z and Millennials are constantly complaining about. Changing a revolt over taxes to a complaint that we shouldn't have to work at all because Real Socialism Has Never Been Tried.*

To hell with Andrew Garfield, who is a really obnoxious Marxist SJW anyway, and Paul Greengrass too.

The only new movie I'll pay to see in theaters:

Bonus: this is annoying as hell, but keep in mind, it's the """ reporters """ who are constantly asking actors if they agree that their new movie is the gayest movie ever and supports LGBT folx.

Their answer here is essentially forced.

Sandra Bullock and Nicole Kidman discuss ‘Practical Magic’ having a ‘queer’ legacy.

“We’re representing a community of like-minded souls and it looks very different in the human body. But I love that there is an open door with this family. No judgement.” pic.twitter.com/XZma5w9CuE
— Oli London (@OliLondonTV) September 10, 2026

* Actually, watching that video, I see that part of the problem was "duties" owed to the king and the lords. So it wasn't just a matter of money taxation, but required labor for the lords.

Will the movie make the point, then, that it is evil to force one man to work for the profit of another? You know, like in socialism or communism? Doubt it!

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:30 PM

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1 I got nothing.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 11, 2026 03:21 PM (ExV1e)

2 I approve of Sydney Sweeney's nudity.

Posted by: steevy at September 11, 2026 03:21 PM (YwEeS)

3 Folks should be here pretty quick.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 11, 2026 03:21 PM (ExV1e)

4 Yeah, Sweeney doesn’t need to emulate freakshow Miley Cyrus. Ick.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 11, 2026 03:21 PM (4KUe5)

5 I kinda half-like Sydney Sweeney, but I am getting a little sick of this Jezebel Hussy.

Yes I know that makes me partially gay.

Partially?

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 11, 2026 03:22 PM (t19vo)

6 Jennifer Lawrence is kidding, right?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 11, 2026 03:23 PM (4KUe5)

7 >>>I kinda half-like Sydney Sweeney, but I am getting a little sick of this Jezebel Hussy.

>>>Yes I know that makes me partially gay.

The part that ain't down with Garrett all the time.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 11, 2026 03:24 PM (dK+Kv)

8 The Doctor Who actor who played Rose Tyler's Soyboy Beta Cuck boyfriend "Mickey" on the show between 2005 and 2010 has been charged with multiple sex crimes, from sexual assault to peeping/spying to indecent exposure.
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He should have blamed it all on his alternate universe counterpart "Rickey."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 11, 2026 03:24 PM (FZ29D)

9 Sydney looks really nice!

meanwhile Pattison will just do any film at all apparently? he's a good actor with zero standards

and yes I just finally saw The Drama.

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 11, 2026 03:24 PM (j+aD2)

10 Madame, please put away your bosoms.

===

Things I never in a gazillion years thought I'd read on AOS!!

Posted by: runner at September 11, 2026 03:24 PM (AKptf)

11 BEWBS!

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at September 11, 2026 03:24 PM (Q/FnY)

12 Hollywood: Shit or Garbage

Yes.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 11, 2026 03:24 PM (lNdj6)

13 Okay, Sydney is no Kate Upton, but I certainly would be willing to volunteer to revisit all of the unused footage and pics to make sure that they used the very best and most appropriate ones.

On the other hand.... (hat tip ONT)

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at September 11, 2026 03:25 PM (P9Ea3)

14 "I kinda half-like Sydney Sweeney, but I am getting a little sick of this Jezebel Hussy."

Same. But I can't blame her. She's what, 27 or 28? She's only got so much time, so she might as well bank as much bank as she can. It won't last forever.

The most surprising thing about her isn't that she's over-exposing herself. That's par for the course.

What's surprising is that she's at the height of her fame and draw power, and she chooses as a boyfriend a ... notorious casting-couch womanizer with a taste for barely legal women. And he's almost old enough to be her father.

But he's rich and powerful, so there's that. There's a lesson in this, you know. For both the ladies and the guys.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 11, 2026 03:25 PM (iFTx/)

15 Even my dude is disgusted with Sydney.

Hey, Jennifer! Deny your Oscar from Weinstein! That would get her attention. She also is very dependent on make up as, wow, girl, you homely without it.

I cannot stand plastic Kidman.

I now have to put myself together to swan into the reunion of women who have not taken care of themselves. I could arrive now and still look better than Lawrence.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 11, 2026 03:26 PM (hzuYO)

16 Hollywood is just Hell with good restaurants. And I'm done with Robert Pattinson, who I never cared for anyway.

see I kinda like him

but he's Nick Cage apparently, will do any role, and sometimes really chews the scenery up

good or bad actor ace? GOOD OR BAD?!?!

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 11, 2026 03:26 PM (j+aD2)

17 "You are making boobs boring, and that I cannot abide."

Ehem... WRONG!

Posted by: She Hobbit at September 11, 2026 03:26 PM (YZ0Fo)

18 "You are making boobs boring, and that I cannot abide."

But not so much that you wouldn't feature the pix in your post, I notice.👀

Posted by: mindful webworker - admiringly at September 11, 2026 03:26 PM (B4Z5E)

19 I shall not tolerate this dunking on of Sydney Sweeney.

No sir, I shannot.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 11, 2026 03:26 PM (guGkK)

20 ITT: Who will be more manly? Those who condemn the sluttery - or those who celebrate?

And who will be the lone black voice in the wilderness, to stand firm, and cry out, "Enough of this horseshit, all of you are gay incels".

Posted by: ... at September 11, 2026 03:26 PM (ftCfU)

21 The Doctor Who actor who played Rose Tyler's Soyboy Beta Cuck boyfriend "Mickey" on the show between 2005 and 2010 has been charged with multiple sex crimes, from sexual assault to peeping/spying to indecent exposure.
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I'm definitely in the wrong timeline

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 11, 2026 03:26 PM (RIvkX)

22 Whoa. Time warp.

Regardless, we were told "Nude Sydney Sweeney."

And they were right!

Posted by: Guys everywhere at September 11, 2026 03:26 PM (2Ez/1)

23 Shit AND Garbage.

And Sydney Sweeney is a gift to humanity.

Don't care if she's going overboard in her Miley Cyrus act.

She could bad mouth tacos, and I'd still do unnatural things to her.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 11, 2026 03:26 PM (dK+Kv)

24 Conradt was great as the star of "Cannon", too

Posted by: Common Tater at September 11, 2026 03:26 PM (2dVdu)

25 Wow ... that's Jennifer Lawrence? She looks terrible. What happened?

I clicked on that video of her and thought it was Lindsay Lohan from her strung-out junkie days.

Jeez.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 11, 2026 03:27 PM (iFTx/)

26
*shrugs*

There'll never be a time when tits and ass can't move product.

Expect to see more risqué photos of Sweeney in the near future.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice's at September 11, 2026 03:27 PM (BI5O2)

27 I would throw myself on Ms Sweeney to protect her from a bullet. Or an insult. Even a somewhat mild breeze.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 11, 2026 03:27 PM (viF8m)

28 I don't know who any of these people are except for Sydney Sweeney and it's only because of posts and comments on here. I've never actually seen her clothed or unclothed in a movie or show.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 11, 2026 03:27 PM (JrHfD)

29 >>>Madame, please put away your bosoms. I've seen them. We all have. Many times. They're becoming wallpaper. You are making boobs boring, and that I cannot abide.

Over the top hilarious.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 11, 2026 03:28 PM (dK+Kv)

30 did we cover the Netflix Ireland thing from yesterday?

so I want to cancel anyway and THAT really really pissed me off. but ok, maybe it was one asshat Irish dude? did Netflix make any statement after?

bc I would really like an excuse to cancel

but they have football so my husband doesn't wanna

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 11, 2026 03:28 PM (j+aD2)

31 When I was a wee lad I was quite enamored of Miss Kidman.

Posted by: ... at September 11, 2026 03:28 PM (ftCfU)

32 You know it's been a good gosh darn long time since America has had an honest to goodness, no foolin', homegrown corn-fed skank.

None of this gothy angsty punk shit. No mary sue tough girl nonsense. No "wahhh i have daddy issues so i'm gonna blow everybody" sad sacks larping at being a slut and then bitching about how every man she's ever blown betwixt a 7-11 and its dumpster isn't Clark tittyfucking Kent.

Just a hot chick being a bit slutty without any angle or irony.

It's downright refreshing, it is.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 11, 2026 03:28 PM (Ot/FD)

33 Hollywood is just Hell with good restaurants. And I'm done with Robert Pattinson, who I never cared for anyway.

Hollywood has no good restaurants except for Musso & Frank's Grill, which is really just coasting on a 100-year old reputation for being a Hollywood Restaurant.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 11, 2026 03:28 PM (guGkK)

34 Terribly unsurprising Hollywood would make a movie that demands nuance re: the poor feelings of pedos.

However, Pattinson is always reliably gonzo in his roles, so it’s probably entertaining. He seemed to enjoy his part in the Oddessey.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 11, 2026 03:28 PM (4KUe5)

35 I must admit I would pay rent money to see Sweeney "bad mouth" a taco.

Posted by: ... at September 11, 2026 03:29 PM (ftCfU)

36 Yes I know that makes me partially gay."

So the crocs cover the other part?

Posted by: man at September 11, 2026 03:30 PM (pfXMo)

37 I kinda half-like Sydney Sweeney, but I am getting a little sick of this Jezebel Hussy.

Yes I know that makes me partially gay.

Depends on which half I s'pose.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 11, 2026 03:30 PM (2WIwB)

38 >>So the crocs cover the other part?

garrett is the other part.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 11, 2026 03:30 PM (viF8m)

39 And he's almost old enough to be her father.

But he's rich and powerful, so there's that. There's a lesson in this, you know. For both the ladies and the guys.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

https://tinyurl.com/3n34959p

Posted by: mikeski at September 11, 2026 03:30 PM (VHUov)

40 And he's almost old enough to be her father.

But he's rich and powerful, so there's that. There's a lesson in this, you know. For both the ladies and the guys.
Posted by: Elric The Blade

https://tinyurl.com/3n34959p
Posted by: mikeski at September 11, 2026 03:30 PM (VHUov)
________

[Nodding sagaciously]

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 11, 2026 03:31 PM (iFTx/)

41 Hollywood: Shit or Garbage?, Both, of course.

It is also antithetical to Christianity, Judaism, the family, the American way of life. It is one of the most corrupting agencies to America that exists.
You can thank libertine SCOTUS for the rectal detritus it constantly spews from its fetid mouth.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 11, 2026 03:32 PM (vC80E)

42 She's kind of flabby in an out of shape sort of way.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 11, 2026 03:32 PM (0U5gm)

43 >>>Clark tittyfucking Kent

This is the least worst of the discarded superhero alter-ego names, believe it or not.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 11, 2026 03:33 PM (dK+Kv)

44 so I want to cancel anyway and THAT really really pissed me off. but ok, maybe it was one asshat Irish dude? did Netflix make any statement after?

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 11, 2026 03:28 PM (j+aD2)
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I canceled Netflix over their support for that "Cuties" show and have never regretted my decision.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 11, 2026 03:33 PM (FZ29D)

45 Remember when the internet sleuths attacked that company for using Sydney Sweeney because her initials are SS and it was obviously a dog whistle for a thousand year Reich?

Posted by: ... at September 11, 2026 03:33 PM (ftCfU)

46 Every engaged guy in America now expects his fiance to do all cooking while wearing sexy lingerie.

Posted by: Betty Crock Her at September 11, 2026 03:33 PM (2Ez/1)

47 Hollywood: Shit and Garbage

Shitty Garbage

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 11, 2026 03:34 PM (iFTx/)

48 I'm assuming that's what this. Wat Tyler's rebelling over... well, taxation.

I think we do need to get back to open rebellions over taxation.

If politicians were forced to ask themselves, "if I raise taxes will I have a full fledged war on my hands that puts my personal safety at risk?" I suspect we'd have far fewer taxes...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 11, 2026 03:34 PM (sKqQm)

49 Remember when the internet sleuths attacked that company for using Sydney Sweeney because her initials are SS and it was obviously a dog whistle for a thousand year Reich?

Posted by: ... at September 11, 2026 03:33 PM (ftCfU)

And superior genes.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 11, 2026 03:34 PM (dK+Kv)

50 https://tinyurl.com/3n34959p
Posted by: mikeski at September 11, 2026 03:30 PM (VHUov)

Nothing says "love" like a man with peso-nality!

Posted by: Boswell at September 11, 2026 03:34 PM (j10i6)

51 Yeah, too much Sydney! Give us more Dylan Mulvaney!!!

Posted by: Tames Jalarico at September 11, 2026 03:34 PM (mAj5s)

52 I'm done with sports but Ms Sweeney's ad are...intriguing...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 11, 2026 03:35 PM (sKqQm)

53 Next item: Inde Navarette exploded to the A list, or at least the B+ list, for her turn in Obsession.

________________________

They announced the first four hosts for the new season of Saturday Night Live. It was two women I never heard of. Shane Gillis and then Inde Navarette...who I wouldn't have known, except they mentioned "Obesssion" (which I didn't see, and have no ambitition to do so). The musical guests...didn't recognize a single one.

Posted by: Orson at September 11, 2026 03:35 PM (dIske)

54 Now I like basketball. Provisionally.

Posted by: Weasel at September 11, 2026 03:35 PM (leKdc)

55 I am happy that I do not know any of these "celebrities" and am content to stay that way.

Posted by: Mama Cass's Ham Sandwich at September 11, 2026 03:35 PM (cCXR+)

56 The media: Men and woman are exactly the same

Also the media: We want male attention to a product? Here is a hot nekkid woman in our advertising.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 11, 2026 03:36 PM (sKqQm)

57 Well, Ace, at least they didn't get Lizzo to strip down and do these ads. Be thankful that it's Sydney Sweeney.

Anyway, if i were a sexy gorgeous woman, I would probably pose naked for money, too.

Posted by: Ralph at September 11, 2026 03:36 PM (8WZD4)

58 Posted by: Orson at September 11, 2026 03:35 PM (dIske)

Ooops 53....one woman I never heard of, and a NY Knicks player. I'm sure that skit acting will be stellar.

Posted by: Orson at September 11, 2026 03:36 PM (dIske)

59 Sweeney's middle name is Berenice so she's SBS...

Super Big Sweaterpuppies

Posted by: 18-1 at September 11, 2026 03:36 PM (sKqQm)

60 Other than Sweeney, I've never heard of any of these people. Does that make me lame? Or cool?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 11, 2026 03:37 PM (iFTx/)

61 That young Sweeney lady appears to be quite talented.
It's not easy to balance a spinning basketball like that.

Posted by: Wait, wut? at September 11, 2026 03:37 PM (2Ez/1)

62 Anyway, if i were a sexy gorgeous woman, I would probably pose naked for money, too.

Posted by: Ralph at September 11, 2026 03:36 PM (8WZD4)

Don't get Ace all hot and bothered. Not that half. The OTHER gay half.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 11, 2026 03:37 PM (dK+Kv)

63 Are you really a star if your major credit is from an HBO series?

Posted by: mr tmz at September 11, 2026 03:37 PM (rJ48h)

64 Ace, we need to talk.

Posted by: Ice-T at September 11, 2026 03:38 PM (U/s6V)

65 And superior genes.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 11, 2026 03:34 PM (dK+Kv)

If she was dressed like Ilsa I would not argue that point with her.

Posted by: ... at September 11, 2026 03:38 PM (ftCfU)

66 The only part of the entire post where I understand what's going on is Sweeney's boobs.

Posted by: one hour sober at September 11, 2026 03:38 PM (J4Dwc)

67 Pattinson played a retard in The Rover and contrary to Robert Downey Junior's advice it worked out for him

Its a pretty good movie too

Posted by: 18-1 at September 11, 2026 03:38 PM (sKqQm)

68 Well, we know ace likes brunettes with asses the width of an aircraft carrier. (Demi Rose) so this is not surprising.

Still, gay.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 11, 2026 03:39 PM (zZu0s)

69 >>>What's surprising is that she's at the height of her fame and draw power, and she chooses as a boyfriend a ... notorious casting-couch womanizer with a taste for barely legal women. And he's almost old enough to be her father.

But he's rich and powerful, so there's that. There's a lesson in this, you know. For both the ladies and the guys.

Posted by: Elric The Blade
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She's just another bitch who was initially presented as a thoughtful, maybe conservative woman.
_caveat emptor

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 11, 2026 03:39 PM (vC80E)

70 Pattinson played a retard in The Rover and contrary to Robert Downey Junior's advice it worked out for him

Its a pretty good movie too

Posted by: 18-1 at September 11, 2026 03:38 PM (sKqQm)

Sean Penn did that in all his movies.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 11, 2026 03:39 PM (dK+Kv)

71 64 Ace, we need to talk.
Posted by: Ice-T at September 11, 2026 03:38 PM (U/s6V)

Seriously. Ace has two wolves inside him. One is gay. The other one is also gay.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 11, 2026 03:39 PM (ca8Qt)

72
The Doctor Who actor who played Rose Tyler's Soyboy Beta Cuck boyfriend "Mickey" on the show between 2005 and 2010 has been charged with multiple sex crimes, from sexual assault to peeping/spying to indecent exposure.
----
He should have blamed it all on his alternate universe counterpart "Rickey."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 11, 2026 03:24 PM (FZ29D)

It's rather gratifying to note that one of Clarke's early roles was as a Roman soldier being chased by wolves in Neil Marshall's flick "Centurion". He's the fastest of the Romans on the run and he gets eaten by feral canines because one of the other Romans slices his Achilles tendon and leaves him to his fate.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 11, 2026 03:39 PM (7lxe6)

73 Three comments. Yes, Sweeney is built hot. Kind of irrelevant for at least me to give that much thought as it is highly unlikely I would ever even be in the same building as her and even more unlikely she would have any interest in me. Hollywood and the entire entertainment industry has no interest in producing things that appeal to me. Luckily practically everything ever made in the past is available to partake in, so I have no need for them at all. Last, part of the reason the young are at least open to socialist ideas is because society has moved more and more to where you get paid a bare subsistence unless you are a nepo or a star or extremely good at strategic brownnosing. Also the lack of interest or knowledge of history prevalent with modern youth..they don't know that the history of socialism has always created worse conditions even than those they have now. Someone hurry up and invent a time machine so I can go live in 1969, which I was too young to thoroughly enjoy at the time.

Posted by: Azjaeger at September 11, 2026 03:39 PM (3/XaG)

74 Not to be nitpicky, but "duties" is another word for "taxes."

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 11, 2026 03:39 PM (Ntshk)

75 I'm surprised that didn't have Sweeney do the classic "Athena's iconic cheeky tennis girl" for the tennis part of the shoot

Posted by: 18-1 at September 11, 2026 03:39 PM (sKqQm)

76 Sydney Sweeney and Paige Spiranac for golf, at the ball washer.

Oh, yeah!

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 11, 2026 03:40 PM (wVcYX)

77 _caveat emptor

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 11, 2026 03:39 PM (vC80E)

My caveats would definitely be emptor

Posted by: ... at September 11, 2026 03:40 PM (ftCfU)

78 Pattinson played a retard in The Rover and contrary to Robert Downey Junior's advice it worked out for him

Its a pretty good movie too

Posted by: 18-1 at September 11, 2026 03:38 PM (sKqQm)

Sean Penn did that in all his movies.

But Pattinson was acting

Posted by: 18-1 at September 11, 2026 03:40 PM (sKqQm)

79 She's just another bitch who was initially presented as a thoughtful, maybe conservative woman.
_caveat emptor

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 11, 2026 03:39 PM (vC80E)

I don't give a shit if she loves Walter Mondale and donates to PBS with a little letter saying "no, really, you can keep the tote bag, I have enough already".

The mob came for her. She told the mob to fuck of. The mob fucked off.

For that, she can stay.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 11, 2026 03:41 PM (Ot/FD)

80 Old and busted: I want to dunk my ball in that net

New hotness: I want to dunk my [censored] in that net

Posted by: 18-1 at September 11, 2026 03:41 PM (sKqQm)

81 I would think any morons in good standing here would congratulate Ace on swallowing his bile to post those horrible, awful, no good photos of poor Sydney demeaning herself for filthy lucre.

I mean, just look at those elbows.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 11, 2026 03:41 PM (Ntshk)

82 Ace, we need to talk.
Posted by: Ice-T at September 11, 2026 03:38 PM (U/s6V)

Seriously. Ace has two wolves inside him. One is gay. The other one is also gay.
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 11, 2026 03:39 PM (ca8Qt)

Lol. Damn. *golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 11, 2026 03:42 PM (zZu0s)

83 This post is disgusting. Really I expected more from you people.

Now did they get any of the actual b-ball players to pose in a similar fashion? Uh...because I love sports unlike you people. I've never seen a better football player then LeBron, that guy gets a homerun like every team he gets the puck.

Posted by: Barack Obama at September 11, 2026 03:43 PM (sKqQm)

84 For that, she can stay.

Posted by: Warai-otoko
---

Whores have their place in society, so do actors.
Our problem is that we have misplaced their value.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 11, 2026 03:43 PM (vC80E)

85 "The only new movie I'll pay to see in theaters"

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No Street Fighter? I'm getting mildly pumped for that. Maybe cuz nothing else interesting seems to be on the horizon. If certain people say Doomsday is good, maybe. But pretty over all that...

Posted by: bearski at September 11, 2026 03:43 PM (Bhsk7)

86 59 Sweeney's middle name is Berenice so she's SBS...

Super Big Sweaterpuppies
Posted by: 18-1 at September 11, 2026 03:36 PM (sKqQm)

Around here SBS is Spenard Builder's Supply. But YMMV.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 11, 2026 03:43 PM (Ntshk)

87 The Way Tyler revolt is where Richard II proved he was a sneaky little shit from the get go.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 11, 2026 03:43 PM (XvL8K)

88 Pooper scooper?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 11, 2026 03:44 PM (iFTx/)

89 Afternoon.

I watched Batman Forever last night. First time I've seen it in yeeeeeeeaaaaars!

Pretty gay, but not overly gay. Ace would love it.

Seriously though, as retarded as it is it's pretty fun. Jim Carrey just plays The Riddler as Ace Ventura. Tommy Lee Jones gabs it up. Zero chemistry between Val Kilmer and Nicole Kidman. And the movie is super colorful. I remember when it came out in theaters, man, it looked great on the big screen. Garish colors all over the place, goofy action...was pretty entertaining. The Blu-ray isn't *quite* as good, sadly.

Just to show the kind of thick headed dope I was...am...I was surprised to learn Joel Schumacher was gay. Many years later. Heh...who knew?

Posted by: Robert at September 11, 2026 03:44 PM (dpXJq)

90 Re "The Uprising":
During a presser Garfield stated that he wanted billionaires to be scared shitless by his movie or something to that effect. Another case of lefty multimillionaires calling out billionaires for more lefty creds.

Posted by: Tuna at September 11, 2026 03:44 PM (lJ0H4)

91 First saw Nicole Kidman in Dead Calm(?) with Sam Neil and Billy Zane. Gets her kit off as the Brits say.

Posted by: steevy at September 11, 2026 03:44 PM (YwEeS)

92 How are there any comments? Isn't the male part of the Horde in their bunk, passed out from dehydration?

Posted by: pookysgirl at September 11, 2026 03:44 PM (Wt5PA)

93 Perez Hilton thinks Jeff Sneider is a faggot.

Posted by: mr tmz at September 11, 2026 03:45 PM (rJ48h)

94 92 How are there any comments? Isn't the male part of the Horde in their bunk, passed out from dehydration?
Posted by: pookysgirl at September 11, 2026 03:44 PM (Wt5PA)

Should probably send out a few wellness checks, just in case.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 11, 2026 03:46 PM (Ntshk)

95 Okay, I'm back. Need water.

Posted by: one hour sober at September 11, 2026 03:46 PM (J4Dwc)

96 Whores have their place in society, so do actors.
Our problem is that we have misplaced their value.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 11, 2026 03:43 PM (vC80E)

Please, we prefer the term Registered Companion.

Posted by: Inara Serra at September 11, 2026 03:46 PM (wVcYX)

97 The Way Tyler revolt is where Richard II proved he was a sneaky little shit from the get go.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

Made all sorts of promises and then broke them. Yes, he was a sneaky bastard.

Posted by: Tuna at September 11, 2026 03:47 PM (lJ0H4)

98 How are there any comments? Isn't the male part of the Horde in their bunk, passed out from dehydration?
Posted by: pookysgirl at September 11, 2026 03:44 PM (Wt5PA)

I'm a morning guy, if you know what I mean.

Posted by: Robert at September 11, 2026 03:47 PM (dpXJq)

99 I don't give a shit if she loves Walter Mondale and donates to PBS with a little letter saying "no, really, you can keep the tote bag, I have enough already".

The mob came for her. She told the mob to fuck of. The mob fucked off.

Yeah, I'm a little tired of this whole "if you ever said something positive about someone it means you worship them and derive your entire value system from what they say". It wasn't true for Milo or Tucker or the Bulwark guys and it sure as fuck isn't for Sydney Sweeney.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 11, 2026 03:47 PM (2ocoG)

100 Does Ace know it has been Friday for almost 24 hours already?

That boy needs a beer and another look at that Sweeney lady.

Posted by: Miklos finds beer an effective prophylactic against gayness at September 11, 2026 03:47 PM (4RYRd)

101 During a presser Garfield stated that he wanted billionaires to be scared shitless by his movie or something to that effect. Another case of lefty multimillionaires calling out billionaires for more lefty creds.

During the middle ages you didn't have "the rich" because if you generated enough money the nobles would steal it from you.

Which is the same power our government elites want to have

Posted by: 18-1 at September 11, 2026 03:47 PM (sKqQm)

102 Sunny and 56 degrees currently, probably going up to the low 60's today. Absolutely beautiful. I need to clean out the garden this coming week so let's hope the weather holds. I still have potatoes and carrots to harvest, but the rest is pretty much done for the year.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 11, 2026 03:47 PM (Ntshk)

103 Whores have their place in society, so do actors.
Our problem is that we have misplaced their value.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 11, 2026 03:43 PM (vC80E)

Please, we prefer the term Registered Companion.

Posted by: Inara Serra at September 11, 2026 03:46 PM (wVcYX)

Service animal is also acceptable.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 11, 2026 03:48 PM (dK+Kv)

104
Are you really a star if your major credit is from an HBO series?
Posted by: mr tmz at September 11, 2026 03:37 PM (rJ48h)

As much as I like Syd, let's face facts. She became A Thing because of her tits practically falling out of a red dress that she wore to some Hollywood event. Not saying I disapprove, just being honest.

Plus, she restores old cars for fun. Not "pays someone to restore her Bronco", she likes to get her hands dirty herself.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 11, 2026 03:48 PM (7lxe6)

105 During a presser Garfield stated that he wanted billionaires to be scared shitless by his movie or something to that effect.
--------

As we live it, I have to say "First they came for" was a lie from jump. I always felt it was "off" somehow but didn't know how.

Seeing how it's going, they didn't say "nothing". On the contrary. They said... GET THAT MOTHERFUCKER

Posted by: ... at September 11, 2026 03:48 PM (ftCfU)

106 Found my emergency stash of Vitamin E and now I'm ready to comment

Posted by: ballistic at September 11, 2026 03:48 PM (oqH4h)

107 Andrew Garfield is worth $16M.

If we are going to eat the rich let's start with him

Posted by: 18-1 at September 11, 2026 03:49 PM (sKqQm)

108 Nazira Zada deported for helping to plan ISIS terrorist attack election day 2024

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 11, 2026 03:49 PM (vC80E)

109 If politicians were forced to ask themselves, "if I raise taxes will I have a full fledged war on my hands that puts my personal safety at risk?" I suspect we'd have far fewer taxes...
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That's one reason why they went to income withholding 85 years ago. Temporarily, of course.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 11, 2026 03:50 PM (2dVdu)

110 Just to show the kind of thick headed dope I was...am...I was surprised to learn Joel Schumacher was gay. Many years later. Heh...who knew?
Posted by: Robert at September 11, 2026 03:44 PM (dpXJq)
________

My go-to is that they are all gay. It's gotten to the point where I'm surprised if they're not gay.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 11, 2026 03:50 PM (iFTx/)

111 Sweeney is intelligent enough to know that her bodacious ta-tas and tight bod aren't forever and she's capitalizing on them now while they're at peak bodaciousness.

Hard to blame her.

I just wish she would stop texting me begging for sex. I'm married and it's unseemly.

Posted by: ballistic at September 11, 2026 03:50 PM (oqH4h)

112 The mob came for her. She told the mob to fuck of. The mob fucked off.

For that, she can stay.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Crackers in bed Rule-

APPLIED

Posted by: Justice of the Piece Miklos at September 11, 2026 03:50 PM (4RYRd)

113 Nazira Zada deported for helping to plan ISIS terrorist attack election day 2024

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 11, 2026 03:49 PM (vC80E)

If you have more than one "Z" in your name, you should be deported on principle.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 11, 2026 03:50 PM (dK+Kv)

114 "Madame, please put away your bosoms. I've seen them. We all have. Many times. They're becoming wallpaper. You are making boobs boring, and that I cannot abide."

Hatemonger - "Boobies...are EVIL! You mustn't look at boobies!".

Posted by: Thrawn at September 11, 2026 03:51 PM (oPFtC)

115 I do not believe a woman should take her clothes off in public. That said, I do not think Miss Sweeney is being taken advantage of in any sense. She is, essentially, making hay while the sun shines, with what she has to offer. I'm not aware of her sleeping around like a skank, or producing porn, or prostituting herself. She is nobody's fool. And I suspect her sweater puppies will make her some serious hay, so there's that.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 11, 2026 03:51 PM (Ntshk)

116 If you have more than one "Z" in your name, you should be deported on principle.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 11, 2026 03:50 PM (dK+Kv)

Fuck off.

Posted by: Mike Piazza at September 11, 2026 03:51 PM (ftCfU)

117 So The Uprising is supposed to be commentary about ridding the world of feudalism...made by people who are all too excited to return the world to a feudal state where they are in charge and the rest of us are nothing but serfs who live only by their sufferance.

Got it.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 11, 2026 03:51 PM (FZ29D)

118 Sunny and 56 degrees currently, probably going up to the low 60's today. Absolutely beautiful.
Posted by: tcn in AK
______

How much daylight do you get up there in September?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 11, 2026 03:51 PM (XvL8K)

119 As we live it, I have to say "First they came for" was a lie from jump. I always felt it was "off" somehow but didn't know how.

Seeing how it's going, they didn't say "nothing". On the contrary. They said... GET THAT MOTHERFUCKER
Posted by: ... at September 11, 2026 03:48 PM (ftCfU)

First they came for the communists but I said nothing because I'm not a communist.

Then they can for the socialists but I said nothing because I'm not a socialist.

Then things got a lot better. Now everyone is happy. Fuck the communists. Fuck the socialists.

Posted by: Robert at September 11, 2026 03:52 PM (dpXJq)

120 Here you go. Hollywood sniffing each other's farts. And 16 minute standing ovations. Blow me. From variety. Venice film festival.

Politics, Politics, Politics
Venice artistic director Alberto Barbera wasn’t exaggerating when he called this year’s lineup “the most political ever.” The 83rd edition was packed with films about hot-button issues like right-wing media barons (“Ink”

, right-wing trolls (“Musk”

, conflict in the Middle East (“NAZA”

and ICE (“They’re Here”

.

Offscreen, it’s become de rigueur to probe actors and directors at film festivals about the state of the world — a conversation that escalated at Berlin after jury president Wim Wenders said filmmakers should “stay out of politics.”

Maggie Gyllenhaal, who is presiding over the Venice jury, disagrees. At the jury press conference, she called movies “fundamentally, unavoidably political” and challenged people to “hear stories about the most corrupt, most perverse people.” Her reasoning? “It opens up the opportunity to find empathy.”

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at September 11, 2026 03:52 PM (Sco7b)

121 "Yes I know that makes me partially gay."

Reminded me of something...Are you still Rollerblading?

Posted by: Gunslinger at September 11, 2026 03:52 PM (D2d9O)

122 108 Nazira Zada deported for helping to plan ISIS terrorist attack election day 2024

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 11, 2026 03:49 PM (vC80E)

Gee, that's a real shame, innit?

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 11, 2026 03:53 PM (Ntshk)

123 Sydney Sweeney and Paige Spiranac for golf, at the ball washer"

Carl Spackler approves

Posted by: man at September 11, 2026 03:53 PM (pfXMo)

124 Part 2.

Record-Breaking Embrace

Audiences, for their part, seem just fine with politics at the forefront. “Naza,” a devastating exposé about the systems behind the Israeli military’s remote killing of Palestinian civilians in Gaza, elicited the longest standing ovation in film festival history. (Or, at least since journalists began reporting on the trend.)

The documentary was met with 24.5 minutes of applause, surpassing the ovation for last year’s Gaza-set drama “The Voice of Hind Rajab” and that of Guillermo Del Toro’s “Pan’s Labyrinth” at Cannes in 2006, both of which clocked in at 22 minutes. Israeli directors Yuval Abraham and Rachel Szor are two of the four filmmakers behind 2025’s Oscar-winning doc “No Other Land.” Given the warm reception for and timeliness of “NAZA,” will the duo find themselves back in the awards conversation?

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at September 11, 2026 03:53 PM (Sco7b)

125 My go-to is that they are all gay. It's gotten to the point where I'm surprised if they're not gay.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 11, 2026 03:50 PM (iFTx/)

I look upon your words and see that they are most wise.

Posted by: Robert at September 11, 2026 03:53 PM (dpXJq)

126 And I suspect her sweater puppies will make her some serious hay, so there's that.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 11, 2026 03:51 PM (Ntshk)
------

Dolly Parton capitalized on her rack until her dying day and I've never seen anyone talk shit about her.

Posted by: ballistic at September 11, 2026 03:54 PM (oqH4h)

127 Fuck off.
Posted by: Mike Piazza at September 11, 2026 03:51 PM (ftCfU)

HIT IT TO LEFT!

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 11, 2026 03:54 PM (Ntshk)

128 Fuck off.

Posted by: Mike Piazza at September 11, 2026 03:51 PM (ftCfU)

You know what you did.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 11, 2026 03:54 PM (dK+Kv)

129 Ladies and Gentlemen, Oregon Public Broadcasting:

For the Jewish new year, a Portland Torah study group asks ‘queer’ questions of ancient texts

At congregation Shir Tikvah, participants reexamine the Torah through a queer lens — exploring gender, love, and belonging.

These are the only kinds of Jews acceptable to Oregon "progressives" these days.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 11, 2026 03:54 PM (aD4fx)

130 If you have more than one "Z" in your name, you should be deported on principle.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 11, 2026 03:50 PM (dK+Kv)

Fuck off.
Posted by: Mike Piazza

Next they'll come after the y people

Posted by: Coach Myklos Krzyzewski-bearer of a pesky congenital Y at September 11, 2026 03:54 PM (4RYRd)

131
I have no idea what Sandra Bullock and Nicole Kidman are talking about.

And I repeat: I eagerly look forward to the day when this is all AI. No more zillionaire celebrities lecturing us on our consumerism while they flaunt their bling, no more schoolmarm creative execs plotting to make us trans-tolerant, and sorry to say, but no more unionized drivers, grips, cameramen, the whole bit, perpetuating the notion that workers are entitled to some guaranteed income level.

Actors and set designers and photographers who are truly talented should start figuring out NOW how to use AI to their advantage instead of fighting it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 11, 2026 03:54 PM (mmrXZ)

132 Andrew Garfield is worth $16M.

If we are going to eat the rich let's start with him
Posted by: 18-1

After Garfield made the comment about billionaires being scared shitless by his movie Spencer Pratt asked which billionaires he was referring to. The ones who green light his movies and sign his paychecks? I doubt he got an answer.

Posted by: Tuna at September 11, 2026 03:55 PM (lJ0H4)

133
Audiences, for their part, seem just fine with politics at the forefront. “Naza,” a devastating exposé about the systems behind the Israeli military’s remote killing of Palestinian civilians in Gaza, elicited the longest standing ovation in film festival history. (Or, at least since journalists began reporting on the trend.)... Israeli directors Yuval Abraham and Rachel Szor are two of the four filmmakers behind 2025’s Oscar-winning doc “No Other Land.” Given the warm reception for and timeliness of “NAZA,

Presuming their is a future one of the things people will be very confused by is how it became normal for people to make movies about their country fighting a war and presenting it as a war crime

Posted by: 18-1 at September 11, 2026 03:55 PM (sKqQm)

134 "Go ahead and rise up, we'll just kill you all anyway" is probably pretty close to their "message", isn't it?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 11, 2026 03:55 PM (Ot/FD)

135 How much daylight do you get up there in September?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 11, 2026 03:51 PM (XvL8K)

Currently sun's up at 7:00 am, sets around 9:00. Changes about six minutes a day.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 11, 2026 03:55 PM (Ntshk)

136 I've never found SS all that alluring. Sure, she's got mammoth mammaries. Is that all it takes? If she was flat-chested, she'd be a complete unknown.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 11, 2026 03:55 PM (Riz8t)

137 Maggie Gyllenhaal, who is presiding over the Venice jury, disagrees.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at September 11, 2026 03:52 PM (Sco7b)

The loser whiny bitch whose big breakout movie that she directed cost 90 million to make and made only 24 million worldwide. THAT Maggie Gyllenhaal? Got it.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 11, 2026 03:55 PM (ZgwKJ)

138 Sweeney will go the jennifer love hewitt route who banked on her wagshamba boom booms and made millions off them

then complain about how she was sexualized and no one respected her for her mind once she's post wall

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - FAP Certified at September 11, 2026 03:56 PM (fapp/)

139 Offscreen, it’s become de rigueur to probe actors and directors"

Ah...phrasing?

Posted by: man at September 11, 2026 03:56 PM (pfXMo)

140 Absent her brother no one would know who Maggie Gyllenhaal is, well, besides the regulars at tables 4-8 at Applebees

Posted by: 18-1 at September 11, 2026 03:56 PM (sKqQm)

141 For the Jewish new year, a Portland Torah study group asks ‘queer’ questions of ancient texts

That's the most predictable thing I've ever heard about Portland. They'll need to step it up to match the socialist conference where the woman said "the more dysgenic, the better".

Posted by: Ian S. at September 11, 2026 03:56 PM (2ocoG)

142 I looked at the casting for The Uprising. Who are these people?

Other than Garfield, who is about as appealing as the hotel sheets after Andrew Gillum and his junkie rentboy got done with them, I never heard of any of these people.

The movie itself looks like those same sheets.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 11, 2026 03:57 PM (iFTx/)

143 That's the most predictable thing I've ever heard about Portland. They'll need to step it up to match the socialist conference where the woman said "the more dysgenic, the better".
Posted by: Ian S. at September 11, 2026 03:56 PM (2ocoG)

You want a challenge, try making the koran not gay.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 11, 2026 03:57 PM (Ot/FD)

144 Sweeney isn't a bad actress TBH.

Yes she got her start because of her looks, but unlike a lot of her peers she can pretend to be someone other then herself on screen...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 11, 2026 03:57 PM (sKqQm)

145 Dolly Parton capitalized on her rack until her dying day and I've never seen anyone talk shit about her.
Posted by: ballistic at September 11, 2026 03:54 PM (oqH4h)

She was seriously sassy about it. But then, it's not like anyone could just ignore them.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 11, 2026 03:57 PM (Ntshk)

146 I've never found SS all that alluring. Sure, she's got mammoth mammaries. Is that all it takes? If she was flat-chested, she'd be a complete unknown.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 11, 2026 03:55 PM (Riz8t)

Have you met Ace and Garrett? You guys should get along great.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 11, 2026 03:57 PM (dK+Kv)

147 Now did they get any of the actual b-ball players to pose in a similar fashion? Uh...because I love sports unlike you people. I've never seen a better football player then LeBron, that guy gets a homerun like every team he gets the puck.
Posted by: Barack Obama at September 11, 2026 03:43 PM (sKqQm)

I'll bet you wanna see LeBron hanging a ball or two in that hoop.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 11, 2026 03:57 PM (edUvp)

148 If she was flat-chested, she'd be a complete unknown.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 11, 2026 03:55 PM (Riz8t)

Grandma, wheels, etc

Posted by: ... at September 11, 2026 03:57 PM (ftCfU)

149
Yes I know that makes me partially gay.
But still.
- ace

Garrett knows you're oogling females, right?

Posted by: BifBewalski at September 11, 2026 03:57 PM (hvU9X)

150 I've never found SS all that alluring. Sure, she's got mammoth mammaries. Is that all it takes? If she was flat-chested, she'd be a complete unknown.

*****************************

She stands out more in a world that is determined to make Wolverine look like a pussified butt fucked soy boy and women like square jawed butched up linebackers

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - FAP Certified at September 11, 2026 03:58 PM (fapp/)

151 a devastating exposé "

So devastating that no one heard of it?

Posted by: man at September 11, 2026 03:58 PM (pfXMo)

152 138 Sweeney will go the jennifer love hewitt route who banked on her wagshamba boom booms and made millions off them

then complain about how she was sexualized and no one respected her for her mind once she's post wall
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - FAP Certified at September 11, 2026 03:56 PM (fapp/)

I think Syd is a bit more intelligent than that. She is in on the joke.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 11, 2026 03:59 PM (Ntshk)

153 Absent her brother no one would know who Maggie Gyllenhaal is, well, besides the regulars at tables 4-8 at Applebees
Posted by: 18-1

They got better

Posted by: Will Geer lookalike at table 7 at September 11, 2026 03:59 PM (4RYRd)

154 @seanmdav
1h
George W. Bush was personally warned in May of 2001–via a top secret memorandum marked “For the President Only”—that Osama Bin Laden was planning spectacular attacks against the U.S. using hijacked aircraft.

The May 22, 2001 memo, prepared exclusively for President George W. Bush, was entitled “Captured Terrorist Details Hostage Plot” and noted that “planning is under way for three separate operations[.]”

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 11, 2026 03:59 PM (vC80E)

155
Paul Greengrass also wrote United 93 and persuaded Universal to make it. I might like him.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 11, 2026 03:59 PM (mmrXZ)

156 It's garbage.

Posted by: Guy who always says "It's garbage" at September 11, 2026 03:59 PM (MWfyi)

157 Hollywood: Shit or garbage?

I know what the difference is between shit and garbage IRL. What do the two terms mean in respect to Hollywood?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 11, 2026 04:00 PM (JrHfD)

158

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - FAP Certified at September 11, 2026 03:56 PM (fapp/)

A ScarJo - who pulled the boobies up behind her.

I don't see Sweeney going that direction. Too subversive.

Posted by: ... at September 11, 2026 04:00 PM (ftCfU)

159 Coal Nears Breakout As Gulf Energy Shock Drives Utilities Back To Dirty Fuel Ahead Of Winter
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Leave it to ZH to put a bad spin on a good thing.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 11, 2026 04:01 PM (vC80E)

160 Well, it's noon, so I guess I should get off my lazy ass and accomplish something. Maybe laundry. Maybe garden work. Maybe..... a cocktail.....

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 11, 2026 04:01 PM (Ntshk)

161 Well. I guess sex still sells?

Posted by: Piper at September 11, 2026 04:01 PM (ZdaMQ)

162 @seanmdav
1h
George W. Bush was personally warned in May of 2001–via a top secret memorandum marked “For the President Only”—that Osama Bin Laden was planning spectacular attacks against the U.S. using hijacked aircraft.

The May 22, 2001 memo, prepared exclusively for President George W. Bush, was entitled “Captured Terrorist Details Hostage Plot” and noted that “planning is under way for three separate operations[.]”

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 11, 2026 03:59 PM (vC80E)

In retrospect, that seems pretty damning.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 11, 2026 04:01 PM (dK+Kv)

163 So looking at what is in the theaters right now the top actresses are:

Sandra Bullock who is decent looking and an ok comedic actress

Nicole Kidman who was beautiful and can act

Maisie Williams who looks like a slightly retard teenaged boy and has the acting skills of one.

It is no wonder someone like Sweeney stands out if you want to cast a role that is under 40...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 11, 2026 04:01 PM (sKqQm)

164 140 Absent her brother no one would know who Maggie Gyllenhaal is, well, besides the regulars at tables 4-8 at Applebees
Posted by: 18-1 at September 11, 2026 03:56 PM (sKqQm)

The Dark Knight, like most of Nolan's fare, hasn't really aged well. But a scene in that movie that sticks out for all the wrong reason is when Joker crashes Harvey Dent's party and comes on to Gyllenhaal's character, even empathizing that "and you (her) are *beautiful*".

Uh, yeah, my dood. *sure*.

Posted by: Thrawn at September 11, 2026 04:01 PM (oPFtC)

165 It's garbage.
Posted by: Guy who always says "It's garbage"

So?

Nothing will happen

Posted by: that guy at September 11, 2026 04:01 PM (4RYRd)

166 157 Hollywood: Shit or garbage?

I know what the difference is between shit and garbage IRL. What do the two terms mean in respect to Hollywood?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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It's a way to take a turd apart, then analyze the various parts.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 11, 2026 04:02 PM (vC80E)

167 Well. I guess sex still sells?

Posted by: Piper at September 11, 2026 04:01 PM (ZdaMQ)

No. That's icky.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 11, 2026 04:02 PM (dK+Kv)

168 She's no Sydney Sweeney.

"I'm a non-practicing white."

https://tinyurl.com/4tsmnjdr

Posted by: beckster at September 11, 2026 04:02 PM (kX27y)

169 I'm going to need a lot more evidence on Sydney's behavior to render judgement on the hussy question. A lot more evidence.

Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at September 11, 2026 04:02 PM (w6EFb)

170 when Joker crashes Harvey Dent's party and comes on to Gyllenhaal's character, even empathizing that "and you (her) are *beautiful*".

Looks like someone needs Big Ben to explain the joke to them.

Posted by: The Joker at September 11, 2026 04:02 PM (sKqQm)

171 That's like the take Barry Sanders 50 longest runs away and he's just average argument. Can't do that.

Posted by: ... at September 11, 2026 04:02 PM (ftCfU)

172 Well. I guess sex still sells?
Posted by: Piper

Mebbe

Posted by: Payday Miklos at September 11, 2026 04:03 PM (4RYRd)

173 She was seriously sassy about it. But then, it's not like anyone could just ignore them.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 11, 2026 03:57 PM (Ntshk)
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For sure. You gotta respect the game. I think it's actually endearing when a good-looking woman with some obvious assets is in on the joke and doesn't try to act indignant and say say MY EYES ARE UP HERE for decades while obviously cashing in on her physical attributes.

Dolly, Kate Upton, Sydney, Paige Spiranac, etc. They all get it, men are what we are lol. Might as well have fun with it.

Posted by: ballistic at September 11, 2026 04:03 PM (oqH4h)

174 I heard Sydney Sweeney does work for the "Make-A-Wish Foundation." She serves as a neck brace for those with severe cervical injuries.

There's a long queue.

Posted by: Orson at September 11, 2026 04:03 PM (dIske)

175 161 Well. I guess sex still sells?
Posted by: Piper at September 11, 2026 04:01 PM (ZdaMQ)

Sechs? That's what happens when a man and a woman *really* love each other...and it involves falling off a bed?

Posted by: Thrawn at September 11, 2026 04:03 PM (oPFtC)

176 Where's Mitch and Elaine?

Posted by: Meanwhile... at September 11, 2026 04:03 PM (2Ez/1)

177
No. That's icky.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 11, 2026 04:02 PM (dK+Kv)

Joking aside, she may as capitalize now while she can. But Ace makes a point, it stops being shocking, therefor talked about, when ever other ad is your boobs.

Posted by: Piper at September 11, 2026 04:04 PM (ZdaMQ)

178 I'm going to need a lot more evidence on Sydney's behavior to render judgement on the hussy question. A lot more evidence.

Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone at September 11, 2026 04:02 PM (w6EFb)

Here's a true scientist.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 11, 2026 04:04 PM (dK+Kv)

179 “Naza,” a devastating exposé about the systems behind the Israeli military’s remote killing of Palestinian civilians in Gaza

Apparently, Naza's great expose is that prior to October 7th, the Israelis would not target anyone if any nearby bystanders would be hurt, which is why Sinwar always surrounded himself with little kids when he went out in public.

After October 7th, Israel understandably relaxed the ROE, so taking out family members was deemed to be acceptable collateral damage when killing a high-value target.

A couple of days ago, pro-Pali social media was screaming that the Israelis had killed a cute young girl, while failing to mention that she was the daughter of Sinwar's chief bodyguard.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 11, 2026 04:04 PM (aD4fx)

180 George W. Bush was personally warned in May of 2001–

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Ill never forgive this chimpy bitch fucknut for making me defend his worthless chimpy bitch ass for years, only to finally realize at the end what a petulant little chimpy bitch ass this wanna be texan pissbag really was

get off my lawn

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - FAP Certified at September 11, 2026 04:04 PM (fapp/)

181 I've never found SS all that alluring. Sure, she's got mammoth mammaries. Is that all it takes? If she was flat-chested, she'd be a complete unknown.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 11, 2026 03:55 PM (Riz8t)

Mammoth? Well-developed, yes, but hardly mammoth-sized. Your scale needs recalibrating.

Posted by: Persephanii, HoneyBeeBby, Morgan Lanexo at September 11, 2026 04:04 PM (wVcYX)

182 Sweeney. No more objectionable to me than Bullock and Kidman with their spewings. Maybe less so, as Sweeney is at least a forthright strumpet.

Posted by: tubal at September 11, 2026 04:05 PM (Gqar8)

183 But Ace makes a point, it stops being shocking, therefor talked about, when ever other ad is your boobs.

Posted by: Piper at September 11, 2026 04:04 PM (ZdaMQ)

Yeah, but Ace is gay, so what does he know.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 11, 2026 04:06 PM (dK+Kv)

184 A ScarJo - who pulled the boobies up behind her. I don't see Sweeney going that direction. Too subversive.

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Yeah if her sex appeal got her riches its a bit gay to suddenly turn around and complain about it. STFU and enjoy your blessings, you insufferable twat twinkie

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - FAP Certified at September 11, 2026 04:06 PM (fapp/)

185 Anthropic Says Russian, Chinese Threat Actors Used Its AI Model Claude For Malicious Activity
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Yesterday it was the Iranians, today it's the rest of our enemies.
It seems that the co-conspirator with all our enemies is Sam Altman's, Claude.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 11, 2026 04:06 PM (vC80E)

186 it stops being shocking, therefor talked about, when ever other ad is your boobs.

Posted by: Piper at September 11, 2026 04:04 PM (ZdaMQ)

Again, this is like saying Jordan's dunks are getting old. Where are you people coming up with this stuff!?

Posted by: ... at September 11, 2026 04:07 PM (ftCfU)

187 Mammoth? Well-developed, yes, but hardly mammoth-sized. Your scale needs recalibrating.
Posted by: Persephanii, HoneyBeeBby, Morgan Lanexo at September 11, 2026 04:04 PM

_________________________

Yeah, mammoth sized ones usually have a country's flag posted on the summit, and there are usually frozen dead people all around the areola.

Posted by: Orson at September 11, 2026 04:07 PM (dIske)

188 And, in critiqueing the post, Andy Garfield’s bigmouth is the one that pisses me off the most, akin to Jelly Roll’s bullshit.

Posted by: tubal at September 11, 2026 04:07 PM (Gqar8)

189 Boobies are like the mind eraser from Men In Black. It does not matter what came before them.

Posted by: ... at September 11, 2026 04:08 PM (ftCfU)

190 Sydney, bank it while you can, honey.

Posted by: wth at September 11, 2026 04:08 PM (UjdFS)

191 I'm going to need a lot more evidence on Sydney's behavior to render judgement on the hussy question. A lot more evidence.

Posted by: Publius on Stupid Phone

Pics

Posted by: Miklos notes that phones have cameras at September 11, 2026 04:08 PM (4RYRd)

192 I don't need boobs to be shocking to talk about boobs.

Posted by: ballistic at September 11, 2026 04:08 PM (oqH4h)

193 Sorry. I'm just passing through. I have muslims to comfort telling them it wasn't their fault. Libs would believe shit like that.

But here cosmicbook dot news

Star Trek’s Robert Picardo Blames Elon Musk, Trump For Starfleet Academy Cancellation

I tried to find it but there was an article about Hollywood now trying to cater to the woman audience. Someone had a great comment that everything they barf out caters to a female audience.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at September 11, 2026 04:09 PM (Sco7b)

194 Wow. Sydney, Nicole, and Sandra all look GREAT. And Nicole is, what, fifty-nine? Sandra is older still (born 1964 vs. NK's 1967). Amazing they are.

I might even go see Practical Magic II if it's not too man-hating. Remember, in the first film, the "welcoming" family bumped off a man -- I forget the motivation, but he was certainly painted as a monster.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 11, 2026 04:09 PM (wzUl9)

195 Again, this is like saying Jordan's dunks are getting old. Where are you people coming up with this stuff!?

Posted by: ... at September 11, 2026 04:07 PM (ftCfU)

Sure, the U.S. landed on the moon, invented nuclear weapons and energy, made transistors cheap and ubiquitous, and helped with two world wars and contained and defeated communism. But what else has it accomplished?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 11, 2026 04:09 PM (dK+Kv)

196 Saw a funny meme:
Brokeback Mountain is being remade this time starring Margot Robbie and Emma Watson.
On one hand I'm angry that Hollywood can't come up with anything original except swapping sexes.
On the other hand: lotion

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 11, 2026 04:09 PM (N2HNb)

197 Hollywood pandering? Unpossible!

Posted by: tubal at September 11, 2026 04:10 PM (Gqar8)

198
I tried to find it but there was an article about Hollywood now trying to cater to the woman audience. Someone had a great comment that everything they barf out caters to a female audience.

Most of the women I talk to either like to watch:

1) Explicitly Christian media
2) Serial killer true crime stories

Note, no Sci Fi, no superheros,none of the other stuff Hollywood is now trying to sell to women

Posted by: 18-1 at September 11, 2026 04:10 PM (sKqQm)

199 They'll claim it was over forgiving student loans and child care.
......

Sure, if by 'child care' you mean strangulation.

Posted by: wth at September 11, 2026 04:10 PM (UjdFS)

200 I tried to find it but there was an article about Hollywood now trying to cater to the woman audience. Someone had a great comment that everything they barf out caters to a female audience.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at September 11, 2026

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NOW? They've been doing it for decades.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 11, 2026 04:10 PM (wzUl9)

201
Teh Ewok figured out how to keep the Horde happy, and occupied while he went out to see "Rent" for the 12th time.

Write a post about Syd Sweeney and grab some salacious photos of her.

Put it up on AoS

Sing along with "Everyone Has AIDS!"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 11, 2026 04:10 PM (7lxe6)

202 Star Trek’s Robert Picardo Blames Elon Musk, Trump For Starfleet Academy Cancellation

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I used to like this guy and his portrayal as the abrasive EMH doctor in Voyager, I remember him from the 80s move Explorers

Why must all my childhood icons grow up to be rancid old leftist shitbags or retconned into being homos or troons

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - FAP Certified at September 11, 2026 04:11 PM (fapp/)

203 @zerohedge

US Officials Confirm Saudi East-West Pipeline Attacked By Drones, Badly Damaged
-- An early analysis found that pump stations, which are located next to the pipeline itself, were hit, one of the US officials said. A satellite image taken Friday appears to show extensive fire damage at one pumping station, and an image of a different pumping station, taken Thursday, showed a small fire sending up plumes of thick, black smoke._CNN

There was much chatter last night concerning Houthis aided by IRGC attacking Bab Al-Mandab area.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 11, 2026 04:11 PM (vC80E)

204 Brokeback Mountain is being remade this time starring Margot Robbie and Emma Watson.
On one hand I'm angry that Hollywood can't come up with anything original except swapping sexes.
On the other hand: lotion
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 11, 2026

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Two girls, one hot and one cute? Winnah

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 11, 2026 04:11 PM (wzUl9)

205 If you have more than one "Z" in your name, you should be deported on principle.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 11, 2026 03:50 PM (dK+Kv)
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First and last name together, or just last name?

Posted by: Dweezil Zappa at September 11, 2026 04:11 PM (B0NCh)

206 Anthropic says Iran-linked accounts used Claude for propaganda, US naval targeting

Posted by: SMOD at September 11, 2026 04:11 PM (g57eb)

207 Speaking of "if we add boobs to it we can get men to watch right" did anyone watch Star Trek Voyager for anything other then 7 of 9?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 11, 2026 04:11 PM (sKqQm)

208 No two boobs are identical.
*raises eyebrow*
Interesting.

Posted by: Lt. Cdr. Spock at September 11, 2026 04:12 PM (Dv3i1)

209 Dude- Sweeney's Cans are a national treasure. Let's not look a gift horse in the bush.

Posted by: Don Black at September 11, 2026 04:12 PM (ZxPkt)

210 I tried to find it but there was an article about Hollywood now trying to cater to the woman audience. Someone had a great comment that everything they barf out caters to a female audience.

Most of the women I talk to either like to watch:

1) Explicitly Christian media
2) Serial killer true crime stories

Note, no Sci Fi, no superheros,none of the other stuff Hollywood is now trying to sell to women
Posted by: 18-1 at September 11, 2026 04:10 PM (sKqQm)
_________

A surprising number of girls like horror. Like real gory horror. Odd but true.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 11, 2026 04:12 PM (iFTx/)

211 I might even go see Practical Magic II if it's not too man-hating. Remember, in the first film, the "welcoming" family bumped off a man -- I forget the motivation, but he was certainly painted as a monster.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere

You might want to read the review in the NY Post first. Gave it one star.

Posted by: Tuna at September 11, 2026 04:12 PM (lJ0H4)

212 Andrew Garfield is worth $16M.

If we are going to eat the rich let's start with him

Posted by: 18-1 at September 11, 2026 03:49 PM (sKqQm)

$16M???

That's pretty puny.

That sort makes Andrew Garfield a lame appetizer.

Like Coconut Shrimp on a toothpick.

One Coconut Shrimp on a toothpick.

For a real Eat the Rich Cannibal Feast, you'd need someone, at least, like Steven Spielberg just to get a decent soup course.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 11, 2026 04:12 PM (iJfKG)

213 If you have more than one "Z" in your name, you should be deported on principle.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 11, 2026 03:50 PM (dK+Kv)
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First and last name together, or just last name?

Posted by: Dweezil Zappa at September 11, 2026 04:11 PM (B0NCh)

Don't push it.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 11, 2026 04:12 PM (dK+Kv)

214 Pre-woke: Kelly Brook.

Post-woke: Sydney Sweeney.

This isn't woke turning everything to sh*t. But def not better...

Posted by: bearski at September 11, 2026 04:12 PM (Bhsk7)

215 Corruption sells
Corruption is easy
corruption is fun until it's your turn

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 11, 2026 04:13 PM (vC80E)

216 I'll believe it when I see it.
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Trump's top immigration official claims an internal investigation found that Congresswoman Ilhan Omar 'married her brother' and could be facing deportation.

'We know that she married her brother to try to bring him into the United States,' Department of Homeland Security Secretary Markwayne Mullin said of the Minnesota Democrat. 'We know he lives now in London.'

He was speaking about the second man Omar married, who the Daily Mail has previously reported is Ahmed Elmi. Both are originally from Somalia.

Posted by: beckster at September 11, 2026 04:13 PM (kX27y)

217 I just found out that Inde Navarrette is five feet tall and bisexual.
Now you know

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 11, 2026 04:13 PM (N2HNb)

218
A surprising number of girls like horror. Like real gory horror. Odd but true.

Watching horror movies with your wife/gf is all fun and games until she wakes you up at 4 AM because she had a nightmare...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 11, 2026 04:13 PM (sKqQm)

219 Sure, the U.S. landed on the moon, invented nuclear weapons and energy, made transistors cheap and ubiquitous, and helped with two world wars and contained and defeated communism. But what else has it accomplished?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder

Now see?

Sometimes people do ask the right questions

Posted by: The Romans (and them Greek Homos) at September 11, 2026 04:14 PM (4RYRd)

220 If you have more than one "Z" in your name, you should be deported on principle.

What the HELL?

Posted by: Zardoz at September 11, 2026 04:14 PM (Riz8t)

221 I used to like this guy and his portrayal as the abrasive EMH doctor in Voyager, I remember him from the 80s move Explorers
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He was good in China Beach. But no one remembers because Dana Delaney.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 11, 2026 04:14 PM (Dv3i1)

222 First and last name together, or just last name?

Posted by: Dweezil Zappa at September 11, 2026 04:11 PM (B0NCh)

First and last.

Posted by: Moon Unit at September 11, 2026 04:14 PM (ftCfU)

223 Sure, the U.S. landed on the moon, invented nuclear weapons and energy, made transistors cheap and ubiquitous, and helped with two world wars and contained and defeated communism. But what else has it accomplished?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder

Well, we invented the pay to win style of video game, internet pron, and Karen Gillian using a sexy dance fighting style in a video game movie so...mixed bag you know?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 11, 2026 04:15 PM (sKqQm)

224 Probably the only guy here that feels this way but Sweeney is not beautiful. Nice bod but not beautiful. And she’s sleeping with a guy named Scooter. Scooter. Don’t know why I threw that last part in. Scooter.

Posted by: tubal at September 11, 2026 04:15 PM (Gqar8)

225 Watching horror movies with your wife/gf is all fun and games until she wakes you up at 4 AM because she had a nightmare...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 11, 2026 04:13 PM

And YOU were the villian...

Posted by: Ask Me How I Know at September 11, 2026 04:15 PM (2Ez/1)

226 I’m trying to care but I just can’t.
I will look, however.

Posted by: Unkaren at September 11, 2026 04:15 PM (wBxGS)

227 He was good in China Beach. But no one remembers because Dana Delaney.
Posted by: Chuck Martel

Oh I remember him. He played the abrasive surgeon.

Posted by: Tuna at September 11, 2026 04:15 PM (lJ0H4)

228 I don't think Sidney Sweeney is very pretty. I saw her in a movie about an evil nanny and I thought her character must be the unfortunate-looking one who was headed for a makeover.

Posted by: LASue at September 11, 2026 04:16 PM (lCppi)

229 Ricky Ricardo > Robert Picardo

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 11, 2026 04:16 PM (tg5bM)

230 But what else has it accomplished?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder

Tang.

Posted by: And SpongeBob at September 11, 2026 04:16 PM (2Ez/1)

231
Pre-woke: Kelly Brook.
Post-woke: Sydney Sweeney.
This isn't woke turning everything to sh*t. But def not better...
Posted by: bearski

Kelly LeBrock > Kelly Brook > Sydney Sweeny

Posted by: BifBewalski at September 11, 2026 04:16 PM (hvU9X)

232 Sweeney is Sweeney. Let her make the money. (She'll need it years from now to hold stuff together and in.)

Jennifer Lawrence' best - Winter's Bone when she was 18. What was remarkable about the movie, too, was casting local Ozark residents alongside a small core of professional actors like the talented John Hawkes.

Can't stand Nicole Kidman before or now. Her possible best, To Die For Back in 1995. She's looking for another man or something. (Clarifying she marries the odd. Birds of a feather.)

Sandra Bullock cute as America's Darling years ago. Her children (adopted, adorable) are growing up & her partner has died. I guess if Jamie Lee Curtis can keep reappearing as an unbalanced motherly figure, there's room for Bullock...just not with Kidman. That's just way too much nowadays.

Yeah, will watch another Godzilla again. And that's about it that's current.

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 11, 2026 04:17 PM (NFX2v)

233 The Broke Back Mountain thing is dumb. 1. It won’t be anywhere near as scandalous as the original premise and characters. And 2. That is not the story.

Posted by: Piper at September 11, 2026 04:17 PM (ZdaMQ)

234 Sure, the U.S. landed on the moon, invented nuclear weapons and energy, made transistors cheap and ubiquitous, and helped with two world wars and contained and defeated communism. But what else has it accomplished?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder

Now see?

Sometimes people do ask the right questions
Posted by: The Romans (and them Greek Homos) at September 11, 2026 04:14 PM (4RYRd)

But what have the Romans ever done for us?

Posted by: Reggie, People's Front of Judea at September 11, 2026 04:17 PM (wVcYX)

235 George W. Bush was personally warned in May of 2001–via a top secret memorandum marked “For the President Only”—that Osama Bin Laden was planning spectacular attacks against the U.S. using hijacked aircraft.

Roberta Wohlstetter addressed this in 1962 because there were similar conspiracy theories that the United States had deliberately allowed the Pearl Harbor attack, based on the fact that there were some indications that the Japanese were interested in Pearl Harbor prior to the attack.

The problem is that intelligence agencies have to cope with a flood of information of varying degrees of reliability and try to make sense of it all, and so pulling out a document or two out of that flood and say that this was a smoking gun that the agency should have acted on ignores the fundamental problems with intelligence work.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 11, 2026 04:17 PM (aD4fx)

236 228 I don't think Sidney Sweeney is very pretty. I saw her in a movie about an evil nanny and I thought her character must be the unfortunate-looking one who was headed for a makeover.
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Very pretty = out of my league
Sidney = it could happen

Posted by: Young Chuck Martel at September 11, 2026 04:18 PM (Dv3i1)

237 Lawrence was good in No Hard Feelings. Quite the title, no? I got hard.

Posted by: M. Gaga at September 11, 2026 04:18 PM (3tlbi)

238 One thing I'll say for Bullock over Curtis, at least I'm certain her chromosomes are XX...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 11, 2026 04:18 PM (sKqQm)

239 I don't think Sidney Sweeney is very pretty.

That's because she isn't. If you want pretty, I suggest Alexa Davalos, and, of course, Sophie Marceau.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 11, 2026 04:18 PM (Riz8t)

240 SEN. WARREN ASKS BESSENT WHY RUSSIAN FM ATTENDED G20 MEETING
...

Mamdani Lays Wreath At Tomb Of The Unknown Hijacker

buff.ly/Fqnok61

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 11, 2026 04:18 PM (vC80E)

241 He played the abrasive surgeon.

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Wow so he was already typecast as an insufferable twatty medical professional by the time he played the EMH on Voyager

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - FAP Certified at September 11, 2026 04:18 PM (fapp/)

242 Sorry to have dropped away early from the Mayor Madmani thread, because this image should be shared.

The NY Post caught a scene of he and AOC yukking it up during today's memorial, next to weeping families grieving for their mothers and fathers lost.

https://tinyurl.com/2a86buss

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 11, 2026 04:18 PM (gMz7B)

243 Lawrence got her start also because she's pretty. But she is also not a terrible actress either.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 11, 2026 04:18 PM (sKqQm)

244 First saw Nicole Kidman in Dead Calm(?) with Sam Neil and Billy Zane. Gets her kit off as the Brits say.
Posted by: steevy at September 11, 2026 03:44 PM (YwEeS)

I think her best movie, by far, is To Die For.
Great cast and acting. Creepy but funny.

Posted by: LASue at September 11, 2026 04:19 PM (lCppi)

245 233 The Broke Back Mountain thing is dumb. 1. It won’t be anywhere near as scandalous as the original premise and characters. And 2. That is not the story.

Posted by: Piper at September 11, 2026 04:17 PM (ZdaMQ

The surprising twist......

It's each girl and her horse!
Go Hollywood!

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at September 11, 2026 04:19 PM (Sco7b)

246 Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow
Everybody needs a bosom
Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow
Everybody needs a bosom

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 11, 2026 04:19 PM (NtVYv)

247 242 Sorry to have dropped away early from the Mayor Madmani thread, because this image should be shared.

The NY Post caught a scene of he and AOC yukking it up during today's memorial, next to weeping families grieving for their mothers and fathers lost.

https://tinyurl.com/2a86buss
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 11, 2026 04:18 PM (gMz7B)

Of course they are happy, why wouldn’t they be. Was candy passed out? Was their ululating?

Posted by: tubal at September 11, 2026 04:20 PM (Gqar8)

248 I don't think Sidney Sweeney is very pretty

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She's just pretty enough that you dont have to avert your eyes while looking at the shiny wagshambas

for me pretty is Zooey Deschanel in her prime (though even today she looks good)

Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - FAP Certified at September 11, 2026 04:20 PM (fapp/)

249 These pics of Sydney are not much more salacious than 1960s-70s pinups. Or even earlier ones.

(I admit to some bias in her favor, having testosterone in my veins)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 11, 2026 04:20 PM (wzUl9)

250 Nood - 25 years after 9/11, children born after the attacks were taught that, of course, Muslims were the real victims of 9/11.

Posted by: Thrawn at September 11, 2026 04:20 PM (oPFtC)

251 or me pretty is Zooey Deschanel in her prime (though even today she looks good)
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - FAP Certified at September 11, 2026

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Absolutely.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 11, 2026 04:20 PM (wzUl9)

252 Steve Robinson@SteveRob

Terry Liu, the Chinese national arrested this week in Maine, has been charged with illegally modifying the hardware of Customs and Border Patrol computers at the Maine-Canada border.

Liu, who described himself as a native of Guangzhou, China, was caught on camera breaking into CBP computers and replacing processors and memory devices before re-inserting them into government networks.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 11, 2026 04:21 PM (vC80E)

253 A sense of humor often sells, too.

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 11, 2026 04:21 PM (NFX2v)

254 Sweeney proves that attitude and demeanor matters.

Posted by: ... at September 11, 2026 04:21 PM (ftCfU)

255 Picardo's best line as the doctor was from First Contact: "I'm a doctor, not a doorstop"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 11, 2026 04:21 PM (N2HNb)

256 Jessica Biel, was a treat as well. oof

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 11, 2026 04:22 PM (NtVYv)

257 There'll never be a time when tits and ass can't move product.

There will be a time when hers doesn't. Make bank now.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 11, 2026 04:23 PM (xE0sV)

258 Nood

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 11, 2026 04:24 PM (dK+Kv)

259 There'll never be a time when tits and ass can't move product.

TBH I don't get it.

Sure Sweeney's pictures catch my eye but why would I buy a service or product because they have a pretty girl in their ads?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 11, 2026 04:24 PM (sKqQm)

260 I might even go see Practical Magic II if it's not too man-hating. Remember, in the first film, the "welcoming" family bumped off a man -- I forget the motivation, but he was certainly painted as a monster.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere
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You might want to read the review in the NY Post first. Gave it one star.
Posted by: Tuna at September 11, 2026

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Oh, I'll do my research first.

Did the NYPost like the original film?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 11, 2026 04:25 PM (wzUl9)

261
Speaking of the Jewish New Year, this will be the year 5787. That's Anno Mundi, the Year of the World.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 11, 2026 04:26 PM (w6EFb)

262 Oh, ferpetessakes, they're all hot and none of them matter. They're just movie chicks. Blah blah blah. I didn't GAF about these broads when I was young, and I'm pressed to name one now.

They'll all be old hags warbling out protest songs for decrepit AWFL millennial women at a #NoBarrons 2056 rally, in practically the blink of an eye.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice's at September 11, 2026 04:26 PM (BI5O2)

263 As much as I like Syd, let's face facts. She became A Thing because of her tits practically falling out of a red dress that she wore to some Hollywood event. Not saying I disapprove, just being honest.

Plus, she restores old cars for fun. Not "pays someone to restore her Bronco", she likes to get her hands dirty herself.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 11, 2026 03:48 PM (7lxe6)

After being muffled up in shapeless clothes in a terrible movie she decided to take some steps in career salvation other than 'attack the audience'. This shows more brains than 90 percent of the hollywood crowd.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 11, 2026 04:26 PM (uhVAy)

264 Hollywood has been Hellywood for a hundred years.

Posted by: Peg Entwhistle at September 11, 2026 04:26 PM (Fn+3X)

265 Pop tart trash.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 11, 2026 04:30 PM (XeU6L)

266 OMG

Venus herself could descend from the heavens, and half of you would say 'meh'

Posted by: Don Black at September 11, 2026 04:30 PM (ZxPkt)

267 Venus herself could descend from the heavens, and half of you would say 'meh'
Posted by: Don Black at September 11, 2026

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Going by the way she's been portrayed in classical art and since, she could use a diet and some gym time.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 11, 2026 04:35 PM (wzUl9)

268 After 5-7 years of suffering from woke, the Dr has prescribed 1-2 years of Sydney Sweeney's boobs. Orally, 4-5 times daily.

Avoid while operating heavy machinery.

Posted by: LateforNaptime at September 11, 2026 04:40 PM (sg4Q3)

269 I don't regret my votes for W. Gore and Kerry would have been worse. But everything W's enemies said about him being a jumped-up lackwit is correct. He's an indefensible uniparty stooge. To his credit, he did destroy the Bush brand.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 11, 2026 04:42 PM (ca8Qt)

270 I'm going to ask Jennifer if I can get a signed picture of her.

Posted by: Bob at September 11, 2026 04:42 PM (8fcNE)

271 Ill never forgive this chimpy bitch fucknut for making me defend his worthless chimpy bitch ass for years, only to finally realize at the end what a petulant little chimpy bitch ass this wanna be texan pissbag really was

get off my lawn
Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - FAP

I miss Hugo the Chavez.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 11, 2026 04:44 PM (W2Pud)

272 Yes it's true. He's a gay.

Posted by: Milk milk lemonade... at September 11, 2026 04:54 PM (99AG6)

273 The sportsball viewership ratings must really be tanking if they're resorting to ads like this!

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at September 11, 2026 05:09 PM (O7YUW)

274 Also, gotta admit, Sweeney's pretty hot.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at September 11, 2026 05:10 PM (O7YUW)

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