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3,000 Americans dead, Muslims the Real Victims Here. And it ended with a graphic that included an infamous photo of El-Sayed fist-bumping Hasan Piker, the left-wing influencer who declared that "America deserved 9/11." El-Sayed delivered his scheduled remarks minutes later and gave a standard campaign stump speech that focused on cost-of-living issues, as well as his experiences as a Muslim in America. "Muslim Americans, they want to tell us that we don't belong. They want to tell us that this country's not ours, that because of our names or how we pray that we are somehow less than," said El-Sayed.No, it's not because of your "funny names." It's because you worship a "god" who tells you to kill the infidels -- us -- and you are constantly justifying such murders. Some people did some things with some planes and some buildings. Oh, and your piratical cousins steal billions from us when they're not just sponging off us with infinite welfare grifting. Video of the conference at the link. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
Weary of islam
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 09, 2026 05:21 PM (hzuYO) 2
Otters called
Posted by: SciVo at September 09, 2026 05:22 PM (ke3zm) 3
Why is anybody who isn't a Muslim
Supporting this awful man? Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 09, 2026 05:22 PM (gsYaF) 4
This post is haram !!!!!!
Posted by: Abdully al-McAbdulface at September 09, 2026 05:23 PM (0sNs1) 5
one hopes my fellow tribe members will get out and vote for repubs this year. the left already hates us
Posted by: gnats local 678 at September 09, 2026 05:24 PM (CWTWj) 6
"America is Going Down!:" Ahmadrahman Mohamed El-Sayed Speaks
You first *displays Proud American Penile Unit* Posted by: Miklos has illuminated the haram Drinking Lamp at September 09, 2026 05:26 PM (4RYRd) 7
There goes Miklos, waving his dick at these anti-American assholes.
Oops. Phrasing. Sorry, Miklos. Posted by: tcn in AK at September 09, 2026 05:28 PM (CBWmU) 8
The Jews of Michigan are throwing down against al-Sayed. Terrible that their very existence may depend upon him losing, but here we are
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 09, 2026 05:28 PM (N2HNb) 9
We have family in Michigan and when I ask them WTF is going on there they just shake their heads.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 09, 2026 05:28 PM (I43vL) 10
I read today that a big shot AI guy quit his job and is screaming that we will all die in 2033 from AI vs a mushroom cloud or a Gemini.
It's between islam and AI at this point, fellas. It appears that all the normal people in NYC have left and shut the door. To come to this after 25yrs post 9/11...well, I didn't expect this. Flying cars, yes, but not this. Every mosque probably has a huge amt of guns and stuff as well as goats. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 09, 2026 05:29 PM (hzuYO) 11
Ugandan General Muhoozi Kainerugaba insisted on Wednesday morning that his nation would not participate in any event without approval from Charles, adding that he felt motivated to quash 'that Harry-Meghan nonsense'.
The move came less than 48 hours after the King outlined in a letter that the duke and duchess are still not working royals despite the couple relocating to the UK a fortnight ago. The letter was said to have blindsided Harry and Meghan, who claimed they did not have enough time to clarify the King's points before the guidance was released to the media. And the Sussexes have now reportedly blamed Uganda's decision to withdraw from the Invictus Games on the letter, which was released on His Majesty's instruction by his Lord Chamberlain on Monday. A source close to Harry and Meghan told ITV News tonight: "Intended or unintended, this is clearly a consequence of the Lord Chamberlain's guidance regarding the Duke and Duchess of Sussex that was rushed out without consultation on Monday. Sadly, the only people who will suffer are the Invictus Games competitors." Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at September 09, 2026 05:29 PM (0sNs1) 12
We have family in Michigan and when I ask them WTF is going on there they just shake their heads.
----- Too many Muslims and not enough people willing to confront them. How the hell do entire city councils in Michigan get filled with filthy Islamonazis? Posted by: Crusader at September 09, 2026 05:30 PM (TN0g+) 13
So who's gonna kill us first, the commies or the headchoppers?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 09, 2026 05:30 PM (ndZc7) 14
There goes Miklos, waving his dick at these anti-American assholes.
Oops. Phrasing. Sorry, Miklos. Posted by: tcn in AK Well, I can't wave yours Posted by: Miklos does his Parts at September 09, 2026 05:30 PM (4RYRd) 15
We have family in Michigan and when I ask them WTF is going on there they just shake their heads.
- Remember in 2020 when a bunch of Detroit precincts turned out to have 105% turnout and everyone who could do anything about it refused to consider it? Posted by: Methos, inauthentic X-bot account at September 09, 2026 05:31 PM (vSvIl) 16
That Shakir she's a good singer with a nice ass Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 09, 2026 05:32 PM (NtVYv) 17
The letter was said to have blindsided Harry and Meghan, who claimed they did not have enough time to clarify the King's points before the guidance was released to the media.
Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at September 09, 2026 05:29 PM (0sNs1) Ahh. Anyway . . . . Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 05:32 PM (dK+Kv) 18
Well, I can't wave yours
Posted by: Miklos does his Parts at September 09, 2026 05:30 PM (4RYRd) An excellent point sir. Posted by: tcn in AK at September 09, 2026 05:32 PM (CBWmU) 19
We have family in Michigan and when I ask them WTF is going on there they just shake their heads.
- Remember in 2020 when a bunch of Detroit precincts turned out to have 105% turnout and everyone who could do anything about it refused to consider it? Posted by: Methos, inauthentic X-bot account at September 09, 2026 05:31 PM (vSvIl) This is common in pretty much every urban area in every election. Posted by: Oldcat at September 09, 2026 05:32 PM (uhVAy) 20
*displays Proud American Penile Unit*
Posted by: Miklos has illuminated the haram Drinking Lamp at September 09, 2026 05:26 PM This is the way. Proud. Always proud. For, as the esteemed Butch Ware informed us (thanks to Ace) in the last Thread, "If you stay ready, you ain't got to get ready." Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 09, 2026 05:33 PM (0sNs1) 21
Why is anybody who isn't a Muslim Supporting this awful man? Because commie cocksuckers have the same goal of the total destruction of Western Civilization. The difference is that the mohammedans have a plan for what happens afterwards. I'll admit to being vastly amused by the fact that one of the first steps in the after-plan for mohammedans is to line up the commies against a pock-marked wall... like Khomeini did after the mullahs took over in Iran in '79. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 09, 2026 05:33 PM (IKb6r) 22
We have family in Michigan and when I ask them WTF is going on there they just shake their heads.
- Remember in 2020 when a bunch of Detroit precincts turned out to have 105% turnout and everyone who could do anything about it refused to consider it? Posted by: Methos, inauthentic X-bot account at September 09, 2026 05:31 PM (vSvIl) African Americans are more gifted at football, basketball, and voting, obviously, racist. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 05:33 PM (dK+Kv) 23
Why is anybody who isn't a Muslim
Supporting this awful man? Posted by: FenelonSpoke They're hopium addicts. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 09, 2026 05:34 PM (ndZc7) 24
You'd think there would be a law against fomenting unrest that could apply to this.
But maybe the FBI doesn't have any assets they can use to infiltrate the mosque and goad them into doing some terrorism. Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 09, 2026 05:34 PM (vJrRc) 25
Why is anybody who isn't a Muslim
Supporting this awful man? Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 09, 2026 05:22 PM (gsYaF) Because they hate this country and its people and want it and us to die. Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 05:34 PM (vE0+H) 26
Start one Al-Sayed and lets see how it goes
Posted by: Skip at September 09, 2026 05:34 PM (Ia/+0) 27
***"I am ashamed of what America has become," Wahhaj says in the undated clip.
-------- I am too. It's time we fired all the foo judges and hired new ones Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 09, 2026 05:35 PM (51ygH) 28
For, as the esteemed Butch Ware informed us (thanks to Ace) in the last Thread, "If you stay ready, you ain't got to get ready."
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 09, 2026 05:33 PM The Bob Dole. He can help with that. Posted by: zombie Bob Dole at September 09, 2026 05:35 PM (O0tMK) 29
Tuq'r Qarlson has one question: Why did the Jews do this?
What is the game they are running on the goys? ——— That would actually be a clever game. Jews heliijg show the goyim how insane these commie Muslims are? Achi got game, yo. Posted by: Elric the Blade at September 09, 2026 05:37 PM (v/qpK) 30
The Marxists and Muslims are going forces, until they take over then they will fight themselves for the finish.
Posted by: Skip at September 09, 2026 05:37 PM (Ia/+0) 31
For, as the esteemed Butch Ware informed us (thanks to Ace) in the last Thread, "If you stay ready, you ain't got to get ready."
Posted by: Duncanthrax Si vis pacem, para bellum. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 09, 2026 05:38 PM (ndZc7) 32
The Marxists and Muslims are going forces, until they take over then they will fight themselves for the finish.
Posted by: Skip at September 09, 2026 05:37 PM (Ia/+0) That's not usually how these things go - they fight each other first and then everyone else. Posted by: Oldcat at September 09, 2026 05:38 PM (uhVAy) 33
***"I am ashamed of what America has become," Wahhaj says in the undated clip.
-------- I am too. It's time we fired all the foo judges and hired new ones Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 09, 2026 05:35 PM Agreed. I'm annoyed that Islam still exists in this country. We need to do better. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 09, 2026 05:38 PM (Rm1ix) 34
Tuq'r Qarlson has one question: Why did the Jews do this?
- Can you put that in the form of an algebraic equation? Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 09, 2026 05:40 PM (ndZc7) 35
Somehow, this whole "Muslim Brotherhood" name begins to make sense
Posted by: Miklos has heard of such at September 09, 2026 05:40 PM (4RYRd) 36
Because they hate this country and its people and want it and us to die.
Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 05:34 PM (vE0+H) Somebody gets it. They looked at those awful terror videos of head chopping and burning alive and thought, "You know what I need? I need that for my neighbor." Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 05:41 PM (dK+Kv) 37
>>>
Every mosque probably has a huge amt of guns and stuff as well as goats. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat --- The minute something happens - on any excuse - all mosques should be, simultaneously, raided and searched. If weapons cache is found raze it to the ground. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 09, 2026 05:41 PM (51ygH) 38
Acknowledging islam as a religion is the first problem.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 09, 2026 05:41 PM (E0Et6) 39
Tuq'r Qarlson has one question: Why did the Jews do this?
- Can you put that in the form of an algebraic equation? Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 09, 2026 05:40 PM (ndZc7) J+E+W = B+A+D Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 05:41 PM (dK+Kv) 40
I hope the next Civil War starts again in the South. This time we will win and recruit Yankees and cowboys to our side and defeat islam and commies and antifa or whoever is the jerk who sets them off, finally. Then push north to NYC to defeat these islamic inbreds.
I will be observing from my mountain far away, but cheering for the rednecks against muslims. Something's gonna pop from all this build up, and it's not the zit AOC is sitting on. Nor the hemorrhoid of Talarico from his extracurriculars (which is another word for an enlarged and flappy orifice). I need to go both be productive and decide if I am going to the blasted nursing reunion on the 11th at a pub. As an anthropology study mostly. I'm tired but this should perk me up at the thought of snark collecting. Will take mental notes. All will be raving liberal grey haired wimmen but me. I want to swan in, so will probably go and hope for the best in energy that day as I am currently depleted. I don't light up a room today, sadly. I read this often in obituaries and wonder how true it is for some people. I pick and choose every few weeks, based on their photo. Everyone seems to light up rooms. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 09, 2026 05:42 PM (hzuYO) 41
Shakir, who once asserted that "Zionist forces" were behind the 1993 World Trade Center bombing, railed against the U.S. government over its support for Jews and Israel,
------------------ By the same token it should be OK to rail against government support for muslims and Islamic countries. Posted by: Decaf at September 09, 2026 05:42 PM (ZNpJk) 42
The Commies in Iran allied themselves with Khomeini to overthrown the Shah. After he was gone Khomeini executed 30000 Commies. But our Commies think it's different this time
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 09, 2026 05:43 PM (N2HNb) 43
Shakir, who once asserted that "Zionist forces" were behind the 1993 World Trade Center bombing, railed against the U.S. government over its support for Jews and Israel,
------------------ By the same token it should be OK to rail against government support for muslims and Islamic countries. Posted by: Decaf at September 09, 2026 05:42 PM *blinks* I keeeeeel you!!!!!!! Posted by: Mohamed M. Mohammed at September 09, 2026 05:44 PM (Rm1ix) 44
Shakir, who once asserted that "Zionist forces" were behind the 1993 World Trade Center bombing, railed against the U.S. government over its support for Jews and Israel,
------------------ By the same token it should be OK to rail against government support for muslims and Islamic countries. Posted by: Decaf at September 09, 2026 05:42 PM (ZNpJk) So he lied about who was behind 9/11 when things got tough. Some hero. Posted by: Oldcat at September 09, 2026 05:44 PM (uhVAy) 45
Here you go. Zerohedge. Musk. Trannies.
Elon Musk's America PAC has opened its 2026 midterm ad campaign with a barrage of ads centered on trans issues. Musk has reportedly authorized the PAC to spend more than $100 million this cycle and is targeting four Democratic Senate candidates in competitive races: Sherrod Brown in Ohio, Josh Turek in Iowa, James Talarico in Texas and Mary Peltola in Alaska. They are running online and across streaming platforms, marking the first coordinated trans-focused push of the cycle from a major Republican-aligned outside group Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at September 09, 2026 05:44 PM (Sco7b) 46
‘ The embarrassing spectacle on Saturday underscored the awkwardness of El-Sayed participating in a conference featuring a rogues' gallery of Islamic extremists including 9/11 truthers and a Holocaust-denier.’
As I mentioned before, this is great news because it shows how this weirdo twerp hasn’t locked down his rabid commie jihadi base yet. No sane candidate would risk the devasting oppo to come out of speaking at this Thunderdome conference of jihadi lunatics … unless they were worried they still had to appeal to those lunatics. We got this seat, my friends. Long way to go, I know, and the GOP can fuck up a blowjob from 25-year old Heidi Klum, but … we got this. Posted by: Elric the Blade at September 09, 2026 05:45 PM (v/qpK) 47
I don't light up a room today, sadly. I read this often in obituaries and wonder how true it is for some people. I pick and choose every few weeks, based on their photo. Everyone seems to light up rooms.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 09, 2026 05:42 PM (hzuYO) I think it's something you only notice when someone is gone. I had a good deceased friend we all said it about and it was true and she had an infectious smile and laugh. But compared to when they are dead most humans do seem rather incandescent. Not all mind you. Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 05:46 PM (vE0+H) 48
I am too. It's time we fired all the foo judges and hired new ones
Posted by: Braenyard May need to start hanging some jurors, too Posted by: Miklos wonders if the 19th Amendment was any better than the 18th at September 09, 2026 05:46 PM (4RYRd) 49
Ahmadrahman Mohamed El-Sayed
...... of the El Paso El-Sayeds. Been raisin' cattle for generations. Posted by: wth at September 09, 2026 05:46 PM (UjdFS) 50
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 09, 2026 05:42 PM (hzuYO)
Anyone who has your sense of humor lights up a room. Maybe they're not all raving leftists. If I can have a political conversion ( although I was always a more moderate Democrat) so may some of them. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 09, 2026 05:46 PM (W90Ou) 51
Muslim Americans, they want to tell us that we don't belong.
Want to tell you? You are the turd in the punch bowl, Uncle Pervy at the family reunion, the greasy fart in the elevator, the rabid dogs that terrorize the neighborhood, the loudmouth who demands to watch Heidi reruns at a Super Bowl watching party, the disgusting substance stuck on the bottom of a shoe, the idiot drag racing all night on the street in front of the house, the Canada Geese at the playground, the grinding noise in the engine, the cat yack or Legos on the pathway to the bathroom at night, the bum wheel on the shopping cart, the noisy Jack Russel terrier that the retarded neighbor leaves out all night, the TSA agent who had a fight with his wife before coming to work, the deer flies in the camping tent, the software update that kicks in during your executive level presentation... No one wants you, we don't want to see you, hear you, smell you; we don't even want you to know we exist. Go away. Forever. Posted by: Community Notes at September 09, 2026 05:47 PM (U4c/V) 52
And if El Sayed gets the Charlie Kirk treatment a muslim/commie revolution starts complete with blood in the streets and Holy war to boot. Posted by: Frank Barone at September 09, 2026 05:47 PM (OkYzo) 53
But compared to when they are dead most humans do seem rather incandescent. Not all mind you.
Posted by: ... Personally, I hope not to burn, incandescently or otherwise, in the Hereafter Posted by: Miklos is probably not as bad as They say at September 09, 2026 05:48 PM (4RYRd) 54
"The Marxists and Muslims are going forces, until they take over then they will fight themselves for the finish."
--Skip My money's on the Muslims. They'd make short shrift of the alphabet crowd. But that's all purely hypothetical. They need to eliminate us first and I personally don't think they've got what it takes. Posted by: troyriser at September 09, 2026 05:48 PM (v1M8F) 55
Why is anybody who isn't a Muslim
Supporting this awful man? Posted by: FenelonSpoke ...... Not enough oxygen at birth? Doctor dropped them on their head? Posted by: wth at September 09, 2026 05:48 PM (UjdFS) 56
Well, we're letting it happen. Islamics being Islamic, invading, infiltrating and ever-more-boldly declaring their subversive intentions, and us dumbf*cks just go about insisting on "freedom of religion." Meanwhile, how many billions if not trillions fighting them thousands of miles away. Brilliant.
Posted by: Ordinary American at September 09, 2026 05:48 PM (BdmD3) 57
But compared to when they are dead most humans do seem rather incandescent. Not all mind you.
Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 05:46 PM (vE0+H) I'm preparing and scheduling pranks to take place in the afterlife. You don't want to make the list. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 05:49 PM (dK+Kv) 58
How does this fit in with trangenderism?
Posted by: fd at September 09, 2026 05:49 PM (MWfyi) 59
45 Here you go. Zerohedge. Musk. Trannies.
Elon Musk's America PAC has opened its 2026 midterm ad campaign with a barrage of ads centered on trans issues. Musk has reportedly authorized the PAC to spend more than $100 million this cycle... --- This time it's personal. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 09, 2026 05:49 PM (51ygH) Posted by: Community Notes at September 09, 2026 05:49 PM (U4c/V) 61
And if El Sayed gets the Charlie Kirk treatment a muslim/commie revolution starts complete with blood in the streets and Holy war to boot.
Posted by: Frank Barone "We are surrounded. Excellent. We can now attack in any direction" Posted by: Chesty Puller as quoted by Miklos at September 09, 2026 05:49 PM (4RYRd) 62
When Momdani signed the 9/11 memorial stuff, and then handed the pen to the brother-in law of one of the actual 9/11 Hijackers I knew it was over. They aren't even trying to hide it anymore. Posted by: Frank Barone at September 09, 2026 05:49 PM (OkYzo) 63
When even the Bhuddists start fighting you, maybe you're the asshole.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at September 09, 2026 05:50 PM (Sco7b) 64
I'm preparing and scheduling pranks to take place in the afterlife. You don't want to make the list.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 05:49 PM (dK+Kv) You're already on my list you bastard. Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 05:50 PM (vE0+H) 65
But compared to when they are dead most humans do seem rather incandescent. Not all mind you. Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 05:46 PM (vE0+H) ********* True. I light up rooms and fireworks normally from sparks. Defeated by sinuses, sadly. I shall prevail somehow and light up that pub on Friday. I think it stinks that it's on 9/11 but I did not plan this deal. I was not going to pay money to tour the hospital or university to see the teaching manniquins, thanks. I chose the pub dinner. There's also a falala to visit an unsuspecting former professor who had a stroke. I hope this does not make it worse for her as she was the best one. I'm not going to be a part of that wahoo. I know there will be name tags. I should put a fake name on mine like Hot Lips, but I look almost the same and it wouldn't work. Plus the minute my Southern accent blurted I would be found out toot sweet. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 09, 2026 05:51 PM (hzuYO) 66
38 Acknowledging islam as a religion is the first problem.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 09, 2026 05:41 PM (E0Et6) Much less a 'religion of peace'. Posted by: Eromero at September 09, 2026 05:52 PM (LHPAg) 67
>>>Why is anybody who isn't a Muslim
Supporting this awful man? Posted by: FenelonSpoke ****** 25 years after 9/11 why are there any muslims in America? Posted by: Cosda at September 09, 2026 05:52 PM (5Mso3) 68
Ahmadrahman Mohamed El-Sayed
...... of the El Paso El-Sayeds. Been raisin' cattle for generations. Posted by: wth at September 09, 2026 05:46 PM (UjdFS) Out in the West Texas town of El Paso I fell in love with a Mexican goat Nighttime would find me in my love-goat's vagina Adhan would play and my sex-goat would bleat. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 05:53 PM (dK+Kv) 69
25 years after 9/11 why are there any muslims in America?
Posted by: Cosda ..... Ding ding ding We have a winner. Posted by: wth at September 09, 2026 05:54 PM (UjdFS) 70
Why is anybody who isn't a Muslim
Supporting this awful man? Posted by: FenelonSpoke Why are women supporting men in women sports? Why are women supporting a mother who murdered her children? Evil. it's spreading. Posted by: Frank Barone at September 09, 2026 05:54 PM (OkYzo) 71
What was it General William Tecumseh Sherman said? Ah, I remember.
"War is the remedy that our enemies have chosen, and I say let us give them all they want." Posted by: Gref at September 09, 2026 05:54 PM (5rh/l) 72
25 years after 9/11 why are there any muslims in America?
Posted by: Cosda at September 09, 2026 05:52 PM (5Mso3) Tut tut my good man ... Posted by: Pres. George W Bush at September 09, 2026 05:55 PM (oCio0) 73
Anyone who has your sense of humor lights up a room. Maybe they're not all raving leftists. If I can have a political conversion ( although I was always a more moderate Democrat) so may some of them.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 09, 2026 05:46 PM (W90Ou) ******* Thanks. Us country hicks learned (leared) early how to entertain ourselves. I will be really good. If I'm quiet it's because I'm fixin' to go incandescent and create an uproar. Nah. No energy for that and it's not worth it at this point. My in-laws are liberal and I do a good job of ignoring them when they go too far. My mother did not raise a rude girl. Will wait and yap to my dude after he picks me up, hopefully not with gin fumes. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 09, 2026 05:55 PM (hzuYO) 74
You're already on my list you bastard.
Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 05:50 PM (vE0+H) #1, of course. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 05:56 PM (dK+Kv) Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 09, 2026 05:56 PM (NnhvP) 76
I’ve got $100 on Seahawks to win tonight against the Patriots. No way the Pats improved that much this offseason.
Posted by: Pudinhead at September 09, 2026 05:58 PM (KGj36) Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 05:58 PM (dK+Kv) 78
Posted by: Frank Barone at September 09, 2026 05:54 PM (OkYz
I think that it's only leftist women and I'm not even sure it all of them and nutty men ) including fake transgenders ) who support men in women's sports I also think don't a majority of women-even leftist women- support Clancy. The social media amplifies rage filled voices. Social media was a mistake. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 09, 2026 05:59 PM (W90Ou) 79
In world history I am not sure who has killed more humans, Islam or Marxism. Islam has had a big jump on the Marxists by a few centuries
Posted by: Skip at September 09, 2026 05:59 PM (Ia/+0) 80
A guy in my fellowship had a dad with a plan ... for when the blacks attacked en masse. He would get his armed kids on the four corners of his house (I assume with reinforced walls, or at least sandbags) to fend off an attack from any approach. He also helped his son and me get our first handguns.
Of course that was New Orleans, and there had been "race riots" around the country. But it is still hard for me to imagine we will go so far down the "shoot the enemy in the streets" path to where we have to be that defensive. Being remote on a farm, I'd be pretty easy to pick off while spraying my weeds, or doing anything outside. But I did move to a conservative area of Illinois last century, so maybe they'll come for me last ... and "we" can overwhelm the lunatics before they get here? Posted by: illiniwek at September 09, 2026 05:59 PM (vbXSk) 81
This time it's personal. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 09, 2026 05:49 PM (51ygH) It was actually a good article. Apparently in the last weeks of 2024, Trump was airing tranny ads says Kamala is with they them. Trump is with you. And that pulled a lot of people in and painted her as out of touch. Anything'll help this term and I can't imagine people look and sympathise with the trannies. And it is $100 million.... Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at September 09, 2026 06:00 PM (Sco7b) 82
Gref, Look forward to seeing you soon.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 09, 2026 06:00 PM (E0Et6) 83
65 Plus the minute my Southern accent blurted I would be found out toot sweet.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 09, 2026 05:51 PM (hzuYO) I took my first trip to the UK in 1980 (before Islamification) a year after graduation and the summer that JR was shot on Dallas. Everyone kept asking me and my friend if we knew who shot JR. And my accent wasn’t even close to Sue Ellen’s accent. Posted by: TxAnn at September 09, 2026 06:01 PM (SjAWL) 84
I'm preparing and scheduling pranks to take place in the afterlife. You don't want to make the list.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 05:49 PM (dK+Kv) You're already on my list you bastard. Posted by: ... Sign me up Posted by: Miklos could trade pranks for Eternity at September 09, 2026 06:01 PM (4RYRd) 85
heliijg?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 09, 2026 06:01 PM (Jc9BQ) 86
25 years after 9/11 why are there any muslims in America?
----------------- Because the terrorists won. The war on terror was a flawed concept from the beginning. Terror was not the enemy, terror was the enemy's weapon. Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 09, 2026 06:01 PM (vEhqp) 87
In world history I am not sure who has killed more humans, Islam or Marxism. Islam has had a big jump on the Marxists by a few centuries
Posted by: Skip at September 09, 2026 05:59 PM (Ia/+0) Odds are its Marxism there by a bunch. Islam doesn't go after its own people to the extent commies do. Posted by: Oldcat at September 09, 2026 06:01 PM (uhVAy) 88
Sort of OT but not.
Here in NY Bruce "Nassau Co Old Boyz Network Hack" Blakeman is about to miss it by THAT MUCH against the eminently beatable Kathy "Does this Burhka Make My Ass Look Fat?" Hochul. Posted by: Zek at September 09, 2026 06:01 PM (5FPX4) 89
In the name of "equity", i will not be surprised if Mayor Mamdani sets aside seating for "alternate voices" to cheer during the 9/11 remembrance.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 09, 2026 06:02 PM (llBIB) 90
Actually 1 Millennium
Posted by: Skip at September 09, 2026 06:03 PM (Ia/+0) 91
In world history I am not sure who has killed more humans, Islam or Marxism. Islam has had a big jump on the Marxists by a few centuries Posted by: Skip at September 09, 2026 05:59 PM (Ia/+0) _________ Yo! Posted by: Mongol Empire at September 09, 2026 06:03 PM (eRlcH) Posted by: fd at September 09, 2026 06:03 PM (MWfyi) 93
Every bit of land the Mooselimbs now occupy was conquered by them. All of North Africa was Christian.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 09, 2026 06:03 PM (Jc9BQ) 94
Adhan would play and my sex-goat would bleat.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder Just like I heard it when I wrote the song Not suitable for radio then, so had to modify Posted by: Marty Robbins at September 09, 2026 06:03 PM (4RYRd) 95
Every bit of land the Mooselimbs now occupy was conquered by them. All of North Africa was Christian.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit Ummm... Posted by: Asia Minor at September 09, 2026 06:04 PM (4RYRd) 96
86 25 years after 9/11 why are there any muslims in America?
----------------- Because the terrorists won. The war on terror was a flawed concept from the beginning. Terror was not the enemy, terror was the enemy's weapon. Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 09, 2026 06:01 PM (vEhqp) Unsophisticated folks saw that problem too. Posted by: Eromero at September 09, 2026 06:04 PM (LHPAg) 97
In world history I am not sure who has killed more humans, Islam or Marxism. Islam has had a big jump on the Marxists by a few centuries
Posted by: Skip Goatrapers hands down. 150 million in India alone it's part of the reason Hindus have many kids. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 09, 2026 06:05 PM (kmiHN) 98
President Bush didn't call a spade a spade
Posted by: Skip at September 09, 2026 06:05 PM (Ia/+0) 99
When they aren’t killing Christians or Jews, Mooselimbs are busy killing each other.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 09, 2026 06:05 PM (Jc9BQ) 100
In world history I am not sure who has killed more humans, Islam or Marxism. Islam has had a big jump on the Marxists by a few centuries Posted by: Skip at September 09, 2026 05:59 PM (Ia/+0) _________ Marxism got a big boost from the Chinese national sport of killing each other. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 09, 2026 06:05 PM (eRlcH) 101
I took my first trip to the UK in 1980 (before Islamification) a year after graduation and the summer that JR was shot on Dallas. Everyone kept asking me and my friend if we knew who shot JR. And my accent wasn’t even close to Sue Ellen’s accent. Posted by: TxAnn at September 09, 2026 06:01 PM (SjAWL) ******* My first trip was in 1974. In every pub guys asked me to streak (it was big that year in the USA). I told them no. Travel study to London. The professor told me he was giving me an A because I drank beer at pubs. He was joking as I also did the homework on English Lit. I had almost enough English classes for a minor. A few of us were drinking in the Atlanta airport and missed our connecting flight home. Mother said there was a welcoming party of parents and she and five other sets of parents were alarmed when our names were called to come to the desk after we didn't get off the plane. Whee! We were alive and that should count, eh? Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 09, 2026 06:07 PM (hzuYO) 102
No, I’m not forgetting the Hagia Sophia. But the remnants of the Roman Empire in the East was weakened by western crusaders, I will admit.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 09, 2026 06:08 PM (Jc9BQ) 103
82 Gref, Look forward to seeing you soon.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 09, 2026 06:00 PM (E0Et6) I will be there! Posted by: Gref at September 09, 2026 06:08 PM (5rh/l) 104
In world history I am not sure who has killed more humans, Islam or Marxism. Islam has had a big jump on the Marxists by a few centuries
Posted by: Skip at September 09, 2026 05:59 PM (Ia/+0) _________ Yo! Posted by: Mongol Empire Is this on a per capita basis, and do human sacfrices count? Posted by: the Aztecs (not the Aztek car, which was even worse than us) at September 09, 2026 06:09 PM (4RYRd) 105
"In world history I am not sure who has killed more humans, Islam or Marxism. Islam has had a big jump on the Marxists by a few centuries."
--Skip Historians estimate that Muslim conqueror Tamerlane reduced the global population at that time by 15%. Not even Mao can top it. Posted by: troyriser at September 09, 2026 06:09 PM (v1M8F) 106
Gref, Look forward to seeing you soon.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 09, 2026 06:00 PM (E0Et6) I will be there! Posted by: Gref As will I In spirit Posted by: Miklos wants livestream at September 09, 2026 06:10 PM (4RYRd) 107
Is this on a per capita basis, and do human sacfrices count?
Posted by: the Aztecs (not the Aztek car, which was even worse than us) at September 09, 2026 06:09 PM (4RYRd) Yeah. Posted by: Pro-Aborts at September 09, 2026 06:10 PM (dK+Kv) 108
>>>>>When they aren’t killing Christians or Jews, Mooselimbs are busy killing each other.
****** That's a not a bad thing. Posted by: Cosda at September 09, 2026 06:11 PM (5Mso3) 109
Is this on a per capita basis, and do human sacfrices count? Posted by: the Aztecs (not the Aztek car, which was even worse than us) at September 09, 2026 06:09 PM (4RYRd) ******** I had Aztecs in my top 3 as well, dude! I think they win on the human headless war with islam close behind. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 09, 2026 06:11 PM (hzuYO) 110
Everything Hunter touches turns to crap...
Hunter Biden’s LAPTOP memecoin fell 99% in its first hour of trading on Wednesday, as the son of former US President Joe Biden officially entered the market for politically themed cryptocurrencies. The token, which we previewed here, issued on Ethereum layer-2 network Base, traded below $2.00, after opening at $199.50, according to CoinGecko data. Beau would have been an amazing grifter if he wasn't out single-handedly saving mankind. Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at September 09, 2026 06:11 PM (Sco7b) 111
Look, I'm being patient....painfully so. BUT, when do I get to do the BACKLASH?
Posted by: Orson at September 09, 2026 06:12 PM (dIske) 112
Damn
I must be old. I was at Notre Dame before it was burned, and the Hagia Sophia when it wasn't a mosque Posted by: Miklos was Timely Born at September 09, 2026 06:12 PM (4RYRd) 113
Why is anybody who isn't a Muslim
Supporting this awful man? Posted by: FenelonSpoke ....... Aw c'mon, you're not charmed by that shit eating grin? Posted by: wth at September 09, 2026 06:12 PM (UjdFS) 114
Tamerlane in India was believed to have killed 5% of the world's population. He was a good muzzie
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 09, 2026 06:12 PM (N2HNb) 115
On 9/12 Brit Lass said shut down the mosques, get them out. She was right then and she's right now.
Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 06:12 PM (vE0+H) 116
If NY Police Commish Tisch had an ounce of self respect or love of country she'd publicly apologize for having handed the 911 Proclamation pen over to that terrorist apologist and resign with a public warning that the terrorists are now inside the house.
Posted by: Zek at September 09, 2026 06:13 PM (5FPX4) 117
He's too polished. I don't see them not cheating him in. But we can but hope.
Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 06:13 PM (vE0+H) 118
Years ago, a regular commenter here once stated that, "we just haven't started playing Cowboys and Muslims yet". Well.......here we are.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 09, 2026 06:13 PM (hmYU4) 119
A lazy theory:
Carlson and his fellow travelers don't hate Jews. They love Jews. Jews give them the infinitely malleable, ever changing magical excuse to attack the people they really hate: "Goys". All their fellow white gentiles of whom they found this exciting new way to perch above and preach their own enlightened superiority. It's like a game, or a challenge, to come up with more creative new bombastic shit to say. Jews are just a made up cartoon in their heads. It's gentiles they really hate. Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 09, 2026 06:14 PM (j6UE2) Posted by: JackStraw at September 09, 2026 06:15 PM (viF8m) 121
In a war between the slimes and the commies the slimes despite being ass backwards, will win. The commies need new instructions each day - the slimes already have theirs written in a book.
Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 06:16 PM (vE0+H) 122
87 Mao killed millions upon millions of his countrymen
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 09, 2026 06:16 PM (bX16E) 123
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In world history I am not sure who has killed more humans, Islam or Marxism. Islam has had a big jump on the Marxists by a few centuries Posted by: Skip at September 09, 2026 05:59 PM (Ia/+0) _________ Yo! Posted by: Mongol Empire at September 09, 2026 06:03 PM (eRlcH) _____________________ What do you want? Posted by: Yo Yo Ma at September 09, 2026 06:16 PM (dIske) 124
And you could have sold it better with "dumb bastard."
Be better. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 05:58 PM (dK+Kv) Wouldn't have been the truth. Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 06:17 PM (vE0+H) 125
Chinese are the all time leaders in mass slaughter as a percentage of contemporary world population.
They're like four of the top five. Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 09, 2026 06:17 PM (j6UE2) 126
101 We were alive and that should count, eh?
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 09, 2026 06:07 PM (hzuYO) Oh hell yeah! My last trip to Europe was for business in 2004. I’m glad I saw most of it, except for a few countries, when I was younger before the ragheads completely took over. On 9/12/01, I never thought I’d be watching it happen here. Posted by: TxAnn at September 09, 2026 06:17 PM (SjAWL) 127
I think Tucker's "Algebra-gate" is a cynical wink to some of his audience that seems to suggest he doesn't believe half of what he say. Which means...? I have no idea what it means but it's more weirdness.
Posted by: Max Power at September 09, 2026 06:17 PM (q177U) 128
I was at Notre Dame before it was burned, and the Hagia Sophia when it wasn't a mosque
Posted by: Miklos was Timely Born at September 09, 2026 06:12 PM (4RYRd) Are you a vampire? It became a mosque in 1453! If so, that is very cool, and I will be wanting details. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 09, 2026 06:17 PM (k5CNB) 129
Years ago, a regular commenter here once stated that, "we just haven't started playing Cowboys and Muslims yet". Well.......here we are. Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 09, 2026 06:13 PM (hmYU4) No shit. If OrangeManBad were 1/4 of the genocidal fascist that the commie cocksuckers say he is, the remaining mohammedans would have fled the US in terror and the commies would have all experienced the thrills of a short drop and a sudden stop. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 09, 2026 06:17 PM (IKb6r) 130
118 Years ago, a regular commenter here once stated that, "we just haven't started playing Cowboys and Muslims yet". Well.......here we are.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 09, 2026 06:13 PM (hmYU4) The trick is removing the head from the body of anyone who expresses sympathy or remorse even centuries after the work is done. Screw the victimhood crap. Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at September 09, 2026 06:18 PM (Sco7b) 131
#1, of course.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 09, 2026 05:56 PM (dK+Kv) With an asterisk. Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 06:18 PM (vE0+H) 132
We were alive and that should count, eh?
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat Friends were on Pan Am flight 104 to London when Pan Am 103 from London was bombed. At first we didn't know who was all dead on which flight. We always knew who did it instantly, instinctively. Posted by: Miklos thinks you were very lucky at September 09, 2026 06:18 PM (4RYRd) 133
No, I’m not forgetting the Hagia Sophia. But the remnants of the Roman Empire in the East was weakened by western crusaders, I will admit.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 09, 2026 06:08 PM (Jc9BQ) Manzikert in about 1000 AD tore the guts out of the Empire. The Sack in 1200 nearly was a death blow, but the invasion of the Turkish areas by Tamerlane gave East Rome another century or so to 1453. Posted by: Oldcat at September 09, 2026 06:18 PM (uhVAy) 134
Netflix is doing a remake of Lonesome Dove.
The terrorists have won. Posted by: JackStraw Elliot Page as Gus McCrae? Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 09, 2026 06:19 PM (ndZc7) 135
120 Netflix is doing a remake of Lonesome Dove.
The terrorists have won. Posted by: JackStraw at September 09, 2026 06:15 PM (viF8m) There's a 'Lizzie Borden' show coming out. Not sure who's the victim. Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at September 09, 2026 06:19 PM (Sco7b) 136
Chinese are the all time leaders in mass slaughter as a percentage of contemporary world population.
They're like four of the top five. Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 09, 2026 06:17 PM (j6UE2) I think you are being unnecessarily unfair to Pol Pot, who did yeoman's work in Cambodia. As a % of total population, he might be the world's champion killer. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 09, 2026 06:19 PM (k5CNB) 137
I don't light up a room today, sadly. I read this often in obituaries and wonder how true it is for some people. I pick and choose every few weeks, based on their photo. Everyone seems to light up rooms.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 09, 2026 05:42 PM (hzuYO) I think they typically mean in a quiet way, not as the life of the party. It appears to me that Father Time treats our personalities like a sculptor, shaving off all the material that is not the shape he sees beneath. Each becomes more purely his or her self; those who collect peeves become made entirely of them, while the generally kind let go of what few grumps they had. So I think those obituaries are simply referring to the latter kind of old people, who instead of losing their ability to enjoy small pleasures, have lost their ability to be bothered by small troubles. Posted by: SciVo at September 09, 2026 06:19 PM (ke3zm) 138
think Tucker's "Algebra-gate" is a cynical wink to some of his audience that seems to suggest he doesn't believe half of what he say. Which means...? I have no idea what it means but it's more weirdness.
Posted by: Max Power at September 09, 2026 06:17 PM (q177U) Early Nazis believed the Theory of Relativity was Dangerous Jew Physics. Tucker can wry smile all he wants - like all propgandist fag whores, he doesn't give a shit about the truth. Posted by: ... at September 09, 2026 06:19 PM (vE0+H) 139
If so, that is very cool, and I will be wanting details.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo Ataturk de-mosquified it Erdogan re-mosqued it Posted by: Miklos clarifies at September 09, 2026 06:20 PM (4RYRd) 140
U.S. special envoy Steve Witkoff on Sept. 7 signaled that new momentum had been gained in talks to bring peace between Kyiv and Moscow, following a meeting with Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy
--- Not believing anything I read; However, a pic of Kushner (he's leading this deal no matter how it's framed) and Putin greeting each other and a round table pic of all the negotiators including Kushner and Putin leads me to believe that Kushner is a tough cookie who has Putin's respect. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 09, 2026 06:20 PM (51ygH) 141
The central problem with the GOP foreign policy is that it has no real hawks.
On the left end of the GOP you have people like Chuck Hegel who want to avoid war and turn everything over to the UN, which BTW always ends up including completely domestic issues like guns as well. Go a little bit to the right and you get the neocons, who want to fight wars for strategic reasons, but don't have the stomach to win them outright... and who also want the government to have the final say on who is good enough for the Second Amendment, or even the First Amendment. Because you know, we can't let the terrorists win. Go further "right" and they want war all right: with Israel, the nation actually on the front line, because they ain't afraid of them damn Joos. And although they will swear that they love the Second Amendment, they never seem to put it on the same level as their obsession with the Joos, and they ultimately end up de facto supporting mass immigration, including illegal immigration, which will guarantee the nullification of the Bill of Rights. In any case, they are openly cheering the jihadists and the Democrats now. Posted by: Ken at September 09, 2026 06:20 PM (qs8Hw) 142
89 In the name of "equity", i will not be surprised if Mayor Mamdani sets aside seating for "alternate voices" to cheer during the 9/11 remembrance.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 09, 2026 06:02 PM (llBIB) POS Mamdani will verbally stick-it to white Judeo-Christians somehow. He has nothing to lose and much to gain politically in NYC. His political base is 1) American-born, too young to remember much about 9/11 and brainwashed since to hate America. 2) Foreign-born and their children, who hate America. Posted by: Gref at September 09, 2026 06:20 PM (5rh/l) 143
Netflix is doing a remake of Lonesome Dove.
The terrorists have won. Posted by: JackStraw at September 09, 2026 06:15 PM (viF8m) ---- Until the terrorists have destroyed every last physical copy of the book, you can still read it. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 09, 2026 06:20 PM (FZ29D) 144
There's a 'Lizzie Borden' show coming out.
Not sure who's the victim. Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at September 09, 2026 06:19 PM (Sco7b) _____________________ Ah the irony. The Borden case was a Massachusetts case...and she was acquitted. Posted by: Orson at September 09, 2026 06:21 PM (dIske) Processing 0.02, elapsed 0.0141 seconds. |
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