Daily Tech News 8 September 2026

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There's no news today, almost as if everyone has been celebrating labour by not doing any.
Brave is prettier, smarter, and smells better than any other browser, says Brave. (Brave)

Okay, Brave's mom.

Tech News

We have a year to fix security everywhere. (jyn)

Working on it, buddy.

Got a wiki? Fuck you, go to jail, says Google. (Weird Gloop)

Well, that's helpful. I'm already replacing AWS, do I need to replace Google as well?
Continuing work on my software suite - I will get back to my book, I just took a detour to solve literally ever other problem first. Nothing terribly exciting added today; still porting Hack to a never-was computer and Ada to a bytecode runtime. I did add the ability to branch databases for testing - one command (and a little time, though the database never locks) and you have a copy of the entire database available for testing, that you can throw away once you're done, or split off and use standalone.

Musical Interlude

Disclaimer: I write Ada now. Ada is cool.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:30 AM

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1 w00t

Posted by: m at September 08, 2026 04:30 AM (odBC9)

2 G'Day everyone
Tastykake chocolate junior today for lunch

Posted by: Skip at September 08, 2026 04:31 AM (Ia/+0)

3 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 08, 2026 04:34 AM (sAmhv)

4 1:30 am, wake up, can't sleep, snack on chips while lying in bed.

Posted by: Dark Lix at September 08, 2026 04:35 AM (Fv808)

5 Brave is prettier, smarter, and smells better than any other browser, says Brave. (Brave)

Okay, Brave's mom.

It is pretty good. You should be proud, Brave's mom.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 08, 2026 04:35 AM (sAmhv)

6 Guten morgen, horde.

Posted by: clarence at September 08, 2026 04:35 AM (311fa)

7 Godley & Creme - Weddings Bells

Man, that started off a lot like

Four Tops - I Can't Help Myself (Sugar Pie, Honey Bunch)

Posted by: m at September 08, 2026 04:39 AM (odBC9)

8 G'mornin' everyone!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 08, 2026 04:41 AM (VyBeY)

9 Godley & Creme. I seem to recall a song used in an episode of Miami Vice.

Ah, I knew it! Haven't watched Miami Vice in a long while. May have to binge it soon.

youtu.be/eAngURbGoG4

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 08, 2026 04:41 AM (sAmhv)

10 Sounds like something a Brave or any Browser would say. LOL, Pixy.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2026 04:41 AM (Tgq0P)

11 >>>Disclaimer: I write Ada now. Ada is cool.

haha!

Posted by: m at September 08, 2026 04:42 AM (odBC9)

12 Woman from Finland writes on empty bottles and "Ready to be filled". 2 Corinthians 4:7-18

https://tinyurl.com/mr2ptv8a

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2026 04:44 AM (JrHfD)

13 9 Godley & Creme. I seem to recall a song used in an episode of Miami Vice.

Ah, I knew it! Haven't watched Miami Vice in a long while. May have to binge it soon.

youtu.be/eAngURbGoG4
Posted by: Puddleglum

I was tossing up which Godley & Creme song to do today and chose Wedding Bells over Cry since it's a little less well-known.

And the reason I was choosing which Godley & Creme song to do today is that's what I do every day. Well, not Godley & Creme in particular but whichever artist featured this day last year.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at September 08, 2026 04:47 AM (BLOW1)

14 Man struck by lighting survives and goes to church to thank God. Faithpot site:

https://tinyurl.com/mrytd9vn

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2026 04:48 AM (IbQ1f)

15 Come clean Pixy

Minx .8 beta will be replaced by a Unix based forked system

Of your own ingenious design

Posted by: Miklos thinks you're not even being subtle about it at September 08, 2026 04:48 AM (4RYRd)

16 This was linked yesterday on Instapundit. It's great.

Holly's Substack
How to Convict Lindsay Clancy
Holly Mathnerd

https://tinyurl.com/583rmft6

Posted by: m at September 08, 2026 04:49 AM (odBC9)

17 That's ok, Pixy. 'Cry' is the only song I know from them. Nice to know they did another! 😉

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 08, 2026 04:49 AM (sAmhv)

18 Long commute to the Animal Hospital
Have a great day horde

Posted by: Skip at September 08, 2026 04:49 AM (Ia/+0)

19 Comedian explains how getting out of bed changes with age. "Faithpot site"
Scroll down for video:

https://tinyurl.com/46jnszb3

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2026 04:50 AM (IbQ1f)

20 I have a tech question for Pixy.
I imagine that you keep track of blog traffic. Has there been a change since the problem with the ads ?

Posted by: Ben Had at September 08, 2026 04:50 AM (E0Et6)

21 20 I have a tech question for Pixy.
I imagine that you keep track of blog traffic. Has there been a change since the problem with the ads ?
Posted by: Ben Had

I actually don't know. I keep the engines running and let others keep track of where we're headed.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at September 08, 2026 04:51 AM (BLOW1)

22 I actually don't know. I keep the engines running and let others keep track of where we're headed.
Posted by: Pixy Misa

NOT IN THE CONTRACT

All parties agreed to Consultation

Posted by: Teamsters and Hamsters Union at September 08, 2026 04:53 AM (4RYRd)

23 Pixy, thank you.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 08, 2026 04:54 AM (E0Et6)

24 also via Instapundit

Grummz
@Grummz
15h
Okay, this is the best way to explain why AI Slop is not what you think.

By using AI Denzel Washington to explain it all. This is actually really good. Well written, directed and generated.

It's about you not needing the studios anymore.
Nekodificador

https://tinyurl.com/2znffh4p

(xcancel)

Posted by: m at September 08, 2026 04:56 AM (odBC9)

25 where we're headed.
Posted by: Pixy Misa

We?

Ether garret won't like this, or things are in fact Different than what we (another we) thought we knew

Posted by: Miklos so notes at September 08, 2026 04:56 AM (4RYRd)

26 13 And the reason I was choosing which Godley & Creme song to do today is that's what I do every day. Well, not Godley & Creme in particular but whichever artist featured this day last year.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at September 08, 2026 04:47 AM (BLOW1)

huh!

Posted by: m at September 08, 2026 04:57 AM (odBC9)

27 Knowing how corrupt goggle is, I would bet they are conspiring with the dumped host to sabotage the new competitor.

Posted by: Accomack at September 08, 2026 05:01 AM (GbONR)

28 25 where we're headed.
Posted by: Pixy Misa

We?

Posted by: Miklos so notes at September 08, 2026 04:56 AM (4RYRd)

Das Kollektiv, Herr Miklos.

Posted by: m at September 08, 2026 05:02 AM (odBC9)

29
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 08, 2026 05:11 AM (AMvSw)

30 AltonJackson, good morning to you.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 08, 2026 05:13 AM (E0Et6)

31 Brave is prettier, smarter, and smells better than any other browser, says Brave. (Brave)

And you like her! You really, really like her!

Posted by: m at September 08, 2026 05:14 AM (odBC9)

32 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at September 08, 2026 05:19 AM (Pny+9)

33 Old time hymn with nice pictures, "Be still my soul":

https://tinyurl.com/5b2kf6pv

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2026 05:20 AM (SzveA)

34 olddog, good morning. Hope you and yours are well.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 08, 2026 05:21 AM (E0Et6)

35 Spouse has rules for his bus today, one of which is "Use your inside voice." LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2026 05:22 AM (SzveA)

36 Morning, Ben Had. All doing well here. Getting ready to leave the lake soon. Have to wait until 6a when the transfer station opens so I can get rid of trash.

Posted by: olddog in mo at September 08, 2026 05:23 AM (Pny+9)

37 Good morning, all.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2026 05:25 AM (SzveA)

38
g'mornin', Ben Had

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 08, 2026 05:26 AM (AMvSw)

39 Morning, everyone! Despite my best efforts, I am awake and at work.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 08, 2026 05:28 AM (+4yJ5)

40 35: Fen, let me know how well that works out. -:-)

Posted by: NR Pax at September 08, 2026 05:28 AM (+4yJ5)

41 @35/FenelonSpoke: { Spouse has rules for his bus today, one of which is "Use your inside voice." LOL. }

It's not a bad rule, I hope he's successful, but based on what I've experienced on my bus with kids, they just naturally get louder and more excited as they talk about things they like, and then they argue and get loud and talk over each other, and this escalates quickly.

The biggest plus I've experienced in control over the kids has been sticking with the route and giving them the consistency in driver that they both want, and need.

Y'know how kids act up for substitute teachers? The same's true for drivers. Kids want routine. If you give them that, they're a lot happier and easier to get to behave. Kids feel secure when they know the fence is there, and if they push on it, it doesn't move.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at September 08, 2026 05:29 AM (O7YUW)

42 G'morning, all!

Pro-tip: Do not use the official Volvo parts diagram to reassemble your P-2 platform PCV system.

You will wind up swapping the location of two hoses, and have to disassemble the entire assembly again to swap the two hoses.

Which gives you new opportunities to drop other bolts that will fall down the front of the engine and disappear again until you re-disassemble what you just put back together again.

And each time, you get to deal with what is known as the most difficult banjo bolt on the entire engine.

There is a reason why the labor to do this is usually over $1,000.00.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 08, 2026 05:33 AM (iMotb)

43 Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at September 08, 2026 05:29 AM (O7YUW)

I think spouse is ever hopeful 😉. But he's been doing this for about 11years, so he's used to them. Other rules are "Remain seated", keep hands to self, no eating on bus and obey bus driver."

Have a great day, ( not so ) Grumpy and Recalcitrant .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2026 05:39 AM (SzveA)

44 Posted by: NR Pax at September 08, 2026 05:28 AM

Lol

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2026 05:40 AM (SzveA)

45 banjo bolts are an abomination.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 08, 2026 05:43 AM (VyBeY)

46 @43/FenelonSpoke: Sounds like our basic rules (no surprise there.)

You have a good day too!

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at September 08, 2026 05:43 AM (O7YUW)

47
Up, dressed, morning prayers said, dogs taken care of, washing of bed laundry started. Now sitting in the Command Center at Schloss Hadrian with a big double cup of coffee recording highlights from Meyerbeer's Le prophète. Less than 20 tracks to go to fill in all the gaps in my big playlist.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2026 05:45 AM (eRlcH)

48 9 Godley & Creme. I seem to recall a song used in an episode of Miami Vice.

Ah, I knew it! Haven't watched Miami Vice in a long while. May have to binge it soon.

youtu.be/eAngURbGoG4
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 08, 2026 04:41 AM (sAmhv)

Funny! Twelve minutes!

Posted by: m at September 08, 2026 05:45 AM (odBC9)

49 Evening and morning, weary toilers and early risers! 'Tis Tiu's Day again. How wuz yer Labo(u)r Day?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 08, 2026 05:49 AM (wzUl9)

50 Temps are a hair lower this morning, and we are due for rain the rest of the week. Not that it means the place will be cool, just "less hot."

I checked on my estimated taxes yesterday, and when I go through the "taxable amount of SS" worksheet, I get a figure much lower than I expected -- backed up by three different 'Net calculators. Naturally I need to go over it again. But it looks like I've already paid my 2026 taxes and will be due a small refund. Whoo, as they say, hoo.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 08, 2026 05:50 AM (wzUl9)

51 Leaving work early today for an appointment with my finance dude. Nothing majorly wrong; just making sure my retirement funding is where it needs to be.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 08, 2026 05:53 AM (+4yJ5)

52 "banjo bolts are an abomination."

I don't normally mind them, and Volvo usually uses them in the appropriate locations.

This particular one is on the underside of the intake on the passenger side, with minimal clearance and access. Best installed using a stubby 17mm box wrench. And the location allows for the top crush washer to fall off in the attempt, and if you did not place a rag over the alternator, the crush washer can fall into the windings of the alternator.

All together, I would rather not ever have to deal with that bolt. But events caused me to remove and install the thing four times during the fun filled event.

And the whole thing starts because of a less than 1/4 inch diameter semi rigid tube that goes from the banjo bolt to the oil trap under the intake gets brittle over time and either cracks or clogs. And if it breaks, you get wild trouble codes for Mass Air signal too low with no visible reason for it. And because the tube is inside an insulation sleeve, the break is not visible unless you do a smoke test of the system and suddenly discover smoke pouring out from under the intake on the passenger side.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 08, 2026 05:55 AM (iMotb)

53 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at September 08, 2026 05:55 AM (2Ez/1)

54 The furry thugs are well. Stirling continues on his (to him) starvation diet; I need to weigh him to see how things are going. Little Dagny is eating all of what I give her now too. I used to leave a ilttle dry food out for them overnight. Now that I'm not, to decrease Stirling's vast intake, she seems hungrier at mealtimes.

Tomorrow I have to get blood drawn again, to check on some mildly-off readings last time. Which means no breakfast or coffee from midnight until after my 8 am appointment. I'll try to stay up later tonight and have a small snack late, then sleep later than usual, so I won't have to sit around before leaving. At least I can look forward to breakfast at a favorite diner afterward.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 08, 2026 05:58 AM (wzUl9)

55 Speaking of eating out, the trip to Cracker Barrel yesterday was pretty good. It started out with strong rain, then that vanished and we had a good run out to the far side of the lake. Had to wait about a quarter-hour for a table; at 10:15 on a Labor Day morning, the place was busy. The place looked like CB used to, with the old logo and decorations. Food was good, if expensive; with OJ for Miss L., coffee for me, and two lunch plates plus tip, I got dinged close to $40. Grrrr.

Smooth traffic-free run mostly at 70 back home, too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 08, 2026 06:02 AM (wzUl9)

56 VIA, the one Volvo I've ever had, a mid-'70s 164 (?) sedan, was fun to drive while I had it. That's the one that caught fire and burned up while I was driving it in early 1985 and put me off foreign cars for quite a while. I don't think I had it long enough to do any maintenance on it myself.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 08, 2026 06:05 AM (wzUl9)

57
Her Majesty and The Big Dummy return this afternoon. This morning will be devoted to an orgy of bed laundry being washed, food cooked and the house cleaned and vacuumed.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2026 06:06 AM (eRlcH)

58 I checked on my estimated taxes yesterday, and when I go through the "taxable amount of SS" worksheet, I get a figure much lower than I expected -- backed up by three different 'Net calculators. Naturally I need to go over it again. But it looks like I've already paid my 2026 taxes and will be due a small refund. Whoo, as they say, hoo.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 08, 2026 05:50 AM (wzUl9)

Wolfus, unless there's some business you're running that we're unaware of, why do you do your taxes quarterly? Unless I'm misunderstanding and you're just estimating what you'll owe or receive after filing.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 08, 2026 06:08 AM (1Ff7Z)

59 And the "Southern Decadence" festival, an annual orgy of gay and weirdo visitors and locals over Labor Day weekend, is over at last.

Not that I go near the French Quarter nowadays at all. It's like being exiled from the town where you grew up because you're normal and the old place has gone ding-a-ling.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 08, 2026 06:10 AM (wzUl9)

60 "I don't think I had it long enough to do any maintenance on it myself."

At 287,000 miles, I am fortunately able to do most of the maintenance myself. And at that hight mileage, even the PCV work is considered maintenance rather than repair.

I think this is the third timing belt, water pump and idler on the thing.

But...if you can keep up on these things, they do keep running. And as long as I'm spending less than car payments on repairs, I'm still ahead financially.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 08, 2026 06:10 AM (iMotb)

61 Wolfus, unless there's some business you're running that we're unaware of, why do you do your taxes quarterly? Unless I'm misunderstanding and you're just estimating what you'll owe or receive after filing.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 08, 2026

***
Because I don't have SS withhold anything. You can't tell them a specific amount to take out, and their minimum is 7% a month, which is for me close to $200. I'd be way overpaying the Feds in return for a big refund next year. I can put that money to use every month better for my purposes than they can. And I don't want to make a big payment in April.

So yes, I am trying to estimate what I'll owe. Earlier this year I sent them quarterly payments. Then I got my big refund -- I'd miscalculated on my 1040, quite a bit -- and saw that my SS was taxed lower than I'd thought. This year, it looks as if I'll be taxed even less.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 08, 2026 06:15 AM (wzUl9)

62 Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

Rejoinder: I got nothin'.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 08, 2026 06:18 AM (amcLV)

63 And as long as I'm spending less than car payments on repairs, I'm still ahead financially.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 08, 2026

***
And there's that indefinable, immeasurable thing about "liking the vehicle better than anything you could buy at present." Even if your repairs are a bit more than a reasonable car payment (that mythical animal), if you love the car, love driving it, and smile when you walk up to it, you're still ahead.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 08, 2026 06:18 AM (wzUl9)

64 So yes, I am trying to estimate what I'll owe. Earlier this year I sent them quarterly payments. Then I got my big refund -- I'd miscalculated on my 1040, quite a bit -- and saw that my SS was taxed lower than I'd thought. This year, it looks as if I'll be taxed even less.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 08, 2026 06:15 AM (wzUl9)

I see. I just set my SS at ten percent. We're in the twelve bracket, so I figure that's close enough. But, next year - or most of it - should be non-taxable if Trump's new rule of non-taxing SS benefits for over sixty-fives is still in force.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 08, 2026 06:18 AM (1Ff7Z)

65 "Zen and the Art of Estimating Income Taxes."

Ideally, I never wanted a big refund (c'mon man, why lend them the money?) nor a big bill to pay.

Now that you income is somewhat constant, you should be able to be successful.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 08, 2026 06:21 AM (36x1j)

66 Good morning morons

Is Tehran burning?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 08, 2026 06:21 AM (RIvkX)

67 mornin yall. My buddy Bruno has taken a turn for the worst over the weekend. I'm going to have to call the vet when they open.

Posted by: fd at September 08, 2026 06:26 AM (MWfyi)

68 "Zen and the Art of Estimating Income Taxes."

Ideally, I never wanted a big refund (c'mon man, why lend them the money?) nor a big bill to pay.

Now that you income is somewhat constant, you should be able to be successful.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at September 08, 2026

***
During my working years, I always tried to balance withholding so that I would have neither a huge refund or a huge tax bill. I'm just continuing the procedure minus the withholding part.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 08, 2026 06:26 AM (wzUl9)

69 Poor Bruno hope the vet opens soon

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 08, 2026 06:31 AM (RIvkX)

70 Is Tehran burning?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 08, 2026 06:21 AM (RIvkX)

I don't think President Trump is planning on burning them, just strangle them. It'd be nice if they ran out of fuel and water before the election. Or, if Cuba's government collapses. A nice, big win before the mid-terms should knock the Ds down.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 08, 2026 06:32 AM (1Ff7Z)

71 Pro-Palestine photographer, friend shot dead by Muslim man in murder-suicide anti-LGBTQ hate crime.

The incident occurred in Tucson, Arizona, just after midnight last Monday.
=====

This wouldn't have happened in Gaza!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 08, 2026 06:33 AM (RIvkX)

72 I don't think President Trump is planning on burning them, just strangle them. It'd be nice if they ran out of fuel and water before the election. Or, if Cuba's government collapses.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 08, 2026 06:32 AM (1Ff7Z)
=====

I need a date. Would Thursday work?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 08, 2026 06:34 AM (RIvkX)

73 I need a date. Would Thursday work?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 08, 2026 06:34 AM (RIvkX)

Sorry, the girls are off on Thursday. I've heard the Friendly Neighborhood Miklosian Dating Service has some Ukranian girls, if you're so reclined.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 08, 2026 06:38 AM (1Ff7Z)

74 Anybody seen Mitch?

Posted by: Mildly curious at September 08, 2026 06:39 AM (2Ez/1)

75 !!!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 08, 2026 06:40 AM (RIvkX)

76 So today is this week's de facto Monday

Posted by: Don Black at September 08, 2026 06:42 AM (ZxPkt)

77
Tuesday is the worst day of the work week. The energy stored over the weekend is dissipated on Monday, yet there's no immediate prospect of Saturday.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2026 06:44 AM (eRlcH)

78 Four day weeks are the longest weeks.

Posted by: It is known at September 08, 2026 06:44 AM (2Ez/1)

79 Tuesday is the worst day of the work week. The energy stored over the weekend is dissipated on Monday, yet there's no immediate prospect of Saturday.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2026 06:44 AM (eRlcH)
=====

Why do you hate tacos?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 08, 2026 06:44 AM (RIvkX)

80

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 08, 2026 06:48 AM (xjtas)

81 Coffee acquired. Bought a breakfast sandwich from the cafeteria and I feel regret. Not due to internal issues. Just because it's not very good. And they raised the price.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 08, 2026 06:49 AM (+4yJ5)

82 The National Weather Service has issued a heat advisory for San Francisco.

Sunny, clear, high 81.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 08, 2026 06:49 AM (RIvkX)

83 Moons Over My Hammy is Denny’s ham and scrambled egg sandwich made with Swiss and American cheeses on sourdough bread. It’s been a Denny’s bestseller since it was introduced in the early 1990s.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 08, 2026 06:51 AM (RIvkX)

84 The National Weather Service has issued a heat advisory for San Francisco.

Sunny, clear, high 81.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 08, 2026 06:49 AM (RIvkX)

(looks at temp outside) 81. Seems cool.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 08, 2026 06:55 AM (1Ff7Z)

85 Belated BOING!

90F here in Jerusalem.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 08, 2026 07:03 AM (pG0Ez)

86 Just glanced outside - star/planet and crescent moon together on the eastern horizon this morning. Nice looking conjunction.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 08, 2026 07:04 AM (/FYr+)

87 81 degrees here in Central Texas. Of course, the sun isn't up yet.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 08, 2026 07:06 AM (E0Et6)

88 Good morning everyone!

I tried to get a good picture of the Moon with Venus trailing below but the Privit bush and Sweetgum conspired to limit my camera view.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at September 08, 2026 07:06 AM (Q/FnY)

89 72 here in Nashville land. High of 90 today.

Posted by: Tuna at September 08, 2026 07:09 AM (lJ0H4)

90 That'll larn ya!

Posted by: The Privit bush and Sweetgum at September 08, 2026 07:09 AM (2Ez/1)

91 87 81 degrees here in Central Texas. Of course, the sun isn't up yet.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 08, 2026 07:06 AM (E0Et6)

yikes

Posted by: m at September 08, 2026 07:10 AM (odBC9)

92 The first time Girl F. went back east she called me a little panicky, "Dad it's still hot at night here!"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 08, 2026 07:13 AM (RIvkX)

93 Four day weeks are the longest weeks.
Posted by: It is known

The only thing longer than four day weeks are three day weeks, when the work is scaled to 5.5-day weeks.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 08, 2026 07:13 AM (aJQbY)

94 Anyone got an addy for contacting Piper?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 08, 2026 07:13 AM (pG0Ez)

95 I know Piper is on X

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 08, 2026 07:14 AM (RIvkX)

96 Piper

@piper_moves

Posted by: m at September 08, 2026 07:16 AM (odBC9)

97 I found it amusing that the heat and humidity of my state missed me so badly it followed me to FL for my cruise.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 08, 2026 07:17 AM (+4yJ5)

98 Biden's Dog. if that doesn't work I have her contact information.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 08, 2026 07:17 AM (E0Et6)

99
Her Majesty stopped mid-afternoon in Thackerville, OK. The temperature was 102, feels like 104. The AC in the RV only got it down to 77 inside.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2026 07:18 AM (eRlcH)

100 100

Posted by: m at September 08, 2026 07:18 AM (odBC9)

101 The guy at Fidelity told me I could retire early if I wanted to. Not sure I want to. Not that I love working or anything. Just figured I might as well run out the clock before AI replaces me

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 08, 2026 07:22 AM (2Nrce)

102 I'm old enough to have used a two 5 1/4 " floppy controlled IBM -PC in college and the AI article suggests to me that the AI got together with its friends, asked for help to break out of jail, and was able to do that all while the humans did not recognize what they were up to. This has frightening implications to me. But maybe I don't understand. I really need to know that Merrill Lynch Pearce Fenner and Smith have my piddly investments secure from being digitally wiped out.

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at September 08, 2026 07:24 AM (pZ64F)

103 The guy at Fidelity told me I could retire early if I wanted to. Not sure I want to. Not that I love working or anything. Just figured I might as well run out the clock before AI replaces me
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 08, 2026 07:22 AM (2Nrce)
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The trick is to both retire and keep your job as long as possible until they fire you.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 08, 2026 07:26 AM (RIvkX)

104 Joke of the day:

The past, the present and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.

My English Professor mom would like it .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2026 07:26 AM (mXZ+5)

105 Just figured I might as well run out the clock before AI replaces me
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo

What got things started for me was driving into work, looking around and asking "Why am I doing this to myself?" and not being able to come up with an answer.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 08, 2026 07:27 AM (+4yJ5)

106 In the early days our computers would scream in horror when we connected them to the Internet.
That should have been a warning.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 08, 2026 07:27 AM (2Ez/1)

107 J.J.S Runway 010

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 08, 2026 07:28 AM (u82oZ)

108 Merrill Lynch Pearce Fenner and Smith
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When E.F. Hutton talks, people listen.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 08, 2026 07:28 AM (RIvkX)

109 What got things started for me was driving into work, looking around and asking "Why am I doing this to myself?" and not being able to come up with an answer.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 08, 2026 07:27 AM

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Yes. And this particular Tuesday was the low point of the year. School buses were back. Commuters were back. Sun glare because I was eastbound in the morning. The neighborhood pool was closed. The kid's morning breakfast routine, and so on.

Then tonight would be the paperwork avalanche from the kid's backpack. Health forms, permission forms, supply lists, sign up for the PTA, some random fundraiser...

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 08, 2026 07:34 AM (2Ez/1)

110 Whoo, as they say, hoo.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere

Should I tell Wolfus that I have been selling his SSN in the Home Depot parking lot for months?

Good time to consult a tax expert on how to handle all that reported income.

Posted by: Miklos did a Bad Thing at September 08, 2026 07:34 AM (4RYRd)

111 The trick is to both retire and keep your job as long as possible until they fire you.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

I worked way past my retirement age mainly for the heath insurance benefts(husband had Alzheimer's). After he died I just couldn't face it anymore so I said adios. Glad I did.

Posted by: Tuna at September 08, 2026 07:35 AM (lJ0H4)

112 When E.F. Hutton talks, people listen.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

We earn it the hard way, you skulls full of mush

Posted by: Prof. Miklos, chasing paper investments at September 08, 2026 07:36 AM (4RYRd)

113
The past, the present and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.

My English Professor mom would like it .
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

would have liked

Posted by: Prof. Miklos, perfect in the past at September 08, 2026 07:37 AM (4RYRd)

114 Sitting right here.

Posted by: Past perfect at September 08, 2026 07:42 AM (2Ez/1)

115 A recent Brave update broke hardware acceleration. I'm not clear on specifically what hardware it is broken for, other than mine and all the other people complaining about it.

Lot's of web pages won't work at all without hardware acceleration.

Brave is trying really hard to not be my favorite.

Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at September 08, 2026 07:59 AM (RH1Fs)

116 50 Whoo, as they say, hoo.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 08, 2026 05:50 AM (wzUl9)

ha ha!

Posted by: m at September 08, 2026 09:11 AM (odBC9)

117 The Extraordinary Assumption Behind The AI Trade

Expectations for almost limitless compute demand are driving the AI trade, leaving it with a core vulnerability

Posted by: SMOD at September 08, 2026 09:41 AM (RHGPo)

118 Pixy, your musical choices come out of nowhere I'm familiar with, and often crack me up. Today's is great that way.

Posted by: From about That Time at September 08, 2026 09:50 AM (sl73Y)

119 another new day is here and so are we

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 08, 2026 11:14 AM (6T7Go)

120 Brave is my goto browser. I really like it, but I wish the BAT token thing had worked out better.

Posted by: Thatch at September 08, 2026 11:36 AM (S6YCM)

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