Mid-Morning Art Thread

Madonna and Child with St. John (known as Madonna of the Chair)
Raffaello Sanzio da Urbino

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

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1 Fat baby

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 10, 2026 09:30 AM (IT8WN)

2
Our Lady, therefore art.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 10, 2026 09:30 AM (eRlcH)

3 Chunky.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 10, 2026 09:31 AM (Rm1ix)

4 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 10, 2026 09:31 AM (NcvvS)

5 Mornin', nurse!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 10, 2026 09:31 AM (Rm1ix)

6 3 Chunky.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 10, 2026 09:31 AM (Rm1ix)

Not missing any meals.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 10, 2026 09:31 AM (Y/06r)

7 I love it. And I usually am not a fan of religious art.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 10, 2026 09:32 AM (pIyof)

8 Is that a hookah?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 10, 2026 09:32 AM (Y/06r)

9 Wegovy ad.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at September 10, 2026 09:33 AM (w1NC6)

10 The Art Thread this week appears to be backlash to the Clancy non-verdict.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Gird Your Loins! at September 10, 2026 09:34 AM (ndZc7)

11 I guess it's not feeding time.

Posted by: No boobage at September 10, 2026 09:34 AM (2Ez/1)

12 Baby needs Thigh Master.

Posted by: Diddler at September 10, 2026 09:34 AM (H6Y/1)

13 would not hang too elbow-centric

Posted by: Gref at September 10, 2026 09:34 AM (5rh/l)

14 Madonna and Chunky Monkey. This is absolutely Art. Beautiful.

Posted by: t-bird at September 10, 2026 09:34 AM (Be6wp)

15 Jeez, kid. Leg day. It's a thing.

Posted by: Bethlehem CrossFit Club at September 10, 2026 09:35 AM (2Ez/1)

16 OK, that's a 35lb.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice's Political Campaign at September 10, 2026 09:35 AM (BI5O2)

17 A definite and appropriate theme this week.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 10, 2026 09:36 AM (UJfh6)

18 A 35lb. infant, I meant. Huge.

I don't recall hearing the Jesys grew to be 14ft. tall.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice's Political Campaign at September 10, 2026 09:36 AM (BI5O2)

19 The Art Thread this week appears to be backlash to the Clancy non-verdict.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Gird Your Loins!

Yes. Some very nice paintings.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 10, 2026 09:37 AM (+mpku)

20 Nice painting. Chunky baby

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 10, 2026 09:37 AM (uTFcg)

21 15 Jeez, kid. Leg day. It's a thing.
Posted by: Bethlehem CrossFit Club at September 10, 2026 09:35 AM (2Ez/1)

He's not even walking yet. He's probably not going to be doing full plates on the rack.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 10, 2026 09:37 AM (Y/06r)

22 She seems to be flaunting her halo privilege.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 10, 2026 09:37 AM (2Ez/1)

23 Wegovy ad.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at September 10, 2026

***
The Renaissance of Jardiance!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 10, 2026 09:37 AM (wzUl9)

24 Wow, that’s a big kid.

Who knew Baby Jesus was built like a linebacker?

Posted by: Bulg at September 10, 2026 09:37 AM (77rzZ)

25 I hate this phone keyboard. I give up. I'll just let it do whatever it wants from now one.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice's Political Campaign at September 10, 2026 09:37 AM (BI5O2)

26 Who would have thought the bible and Jane Eyre would work so well together?

Posted by: Oglebay at September 10, 2026 09:37 AM (2ap+5)

27 And it's Fat Baby week here on the somewhat Vibrant Art Thread. CBD's gruff exterior has given way to becoming an Old Softee. It will take me a while to get used to.

Posted by: Nice Guys Finish Last-Leo Durocher at September 10, 2026 09:37 AM (Fn+3X)

28 2
Our Lady, therefore art.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 10, 2026 09:30 AM (eRlcH)

100% agree. Nicely done.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 10, 2026 09:38 AM (N39Ws)

29 I am loving the theme this week.
Very fitting.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 10, 2026 09:38 AM (NpAcC)

30 That fat baby loves you.

Posted by: ... at September 10, 2026 09:38 AM (b+pJs)

31 30 That fat baby loves you.
Posted by: ... at September 10, 2026 09:38 AM (b+pJs)

Indeed.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 10, 2026 09:39 AM (Y/06r)

32
A copy hangs in the reception room of my childhood church.

Posted by: Auspex at September 10, 2026 09:40 AM (Y8DZL)

33 Another lovely mother and child portrait, this time by one of the great masters. Thanks CBD,

Posted by: Tuna at September 10, 2026 09:40 AM (lJ0H4)

34 Is that a hookah?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Filled with Maui Wowie.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 10, 2026 09:40 AM (+mpku)

35 If the painting were square or rectangular, there would be room for a small dog.

Posted by: Piss-Poor-Planning at September 10, 2026 09:41 AM (Fn+3X)

36 Oh, wait. John has a halo, too. Had to zoom in to see it.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 10, 2026 09:41 AM (2Ez/1)

37 RMBS!

Howdy sir!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 10, 2026 09:42 AM (1TCIS)

38 Very sweet face of the Madonna and I really like the color contrast in her dress.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 10, 2026 09:42 AM (xSAlF)

39 RMBS!

Howdy sir!
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 10, 2026 09:42 AM

Counting down to TX!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 10, 2026 09:43 AM (Rm1ix)

40
Fat Baby Jesus is proof.

Our Lady's Breast Milk is Miraculously Nutritious. Really the Best!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at September 10, 2026 09:43 AM (iJfKG)

41 Mom is playing to the camera.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 10, 2026 09:43 AM (2Ez/1)

42
Holy smokes. This is freaking me out.

https://tinyurl.com/43dhj84w

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice's at September 10, 2026 09:45 AM (BI5O2)

43 This is absolutely Art. Beautiful.

Posted by: t-bird at September 10, 2026 09:34 AM (Be6wp)

Agreed. This Raphael fellow is shaping up...he might turn out to be good someday.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 10, 2026 09:45 AM (k5CNB)

44 Back in the day, I knew a lot of families who had a copy of this on the wall.

Morning, all. A lovely 70-odd degrees here at Stately Poppins Manor. Hope it's just as lovely where you are.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 10, 2026 09:45 AM (qRla/)

45 Posted by: nurse ratched at September 10, 2026 09:30 AM (IT8WN)

**hand kiss**

Good morning, lovely lady.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 10, 2026 09:46 AM (qRla/)

46 The SS Raffaello was a lovely ship built by the Italian Line for transatlantic service. It's sister ship was the SS Michelangelo. You could see them tied up at the pier on West Street in Manhattan often in the 60s. They were not financial successes as the era of sailing to Europe was eclipsed by Boeing 707 travel.

Posted by: Atsa My Boat! at September 10, 2026 09:47 AM (Fn+3X)

47 Hello Mr Poppins!

I have 57 and overcast.
Spectacular sunset last evening.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 10, 2026 09:47 AM (1TCIS)

48 There appears to be a cross on John's left shoulder.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 10, 2026 09:47 AM (2Ez/1)

49
Religious art is not my thing.

Baby Jesus is a real butterball in this one.

Posted by: Don Black at September 10, 2026 09:47 AM (ZxPkt)

50 Morning, all. A lovely 70-odd degrees here at Stately Poppins Manor. Hope it's just as lovely where you are.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 10, 2026 09:45 AM

Fine day, here. Shaping up to be a bit hot for September, but I'll take it for now.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 10, 2026 09:47 AM (Rm1ix)

51 Did one of the Ninja Turtles paint this?

Posted by: Pvt Wierzbowski aka Quilters Irish Death at September 10, 2026 09:49 AM (H+Gci)

52 Religious art is not my thing.

Baby Jesus is a real butterball in this one.
Posted by: Don Black at September 10, 2026 09:47 AM (ZxPkt)

He's also a good 42" tall, or so. Gargantuan Jesus.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice's at September 10, 2026 09:49 AM (BI5O2)

53 Hate that kid!

Posted by: Herodias at September 10, 2026 09:49 AM (Fn+3X)

54 Raffaello Sanzio da Urbino

***********

Even the great artists seemed to struggle with baby and toddler bodily proportions. I wonder if it had to do with who they used as models...

The legs have almost achondroplastic dwarf-like proportions.

Posted by: muldoon at September 10, 2026 09:50 AM (qgHp7)

55 Off to fold some clothes until comment 100.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 10, 2026 09:50 AM (qRla/)

56 Fattening the kid up for those 40 days in the wilderness.

Posted by: Roy at September 10, 2026 09:50 AM (qwype)

57 Raffaello

**********

Fail, Fail, Fail!

No teenagers, no Ninjas, no turtles!

Posted by: muldoon at September 10, 2026 09:51 AM (qgHp7)

58 Sweet!

Love that stage in the first year when the baby is a super-chunk! A growth spurt is happening soon.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 10, 2026 09:51 AM (rOKnE)

59 Ask your cosmetic surgeon if Achondroplastic is right for you.

Posted by: Fat Fluffy Farma at September 10, 2026 09:52 AM (2Ez/1)

60 I enjoy Raphael's larger crowd scenes like his School of Athens. In many of his portraits the facial expressions are a bit wooden, typical for the time and something I mention often enough. This painting is different. The expressions are natural and realistic. The skin tones are soft, pleasant. Look at the slight blush on Mary's cheek. Their eyes are lively and Mary's direct look at the viewer is riveting. The colors of Raphael's sunlit outdoor scenes are vibrant in an eye catching way. The colors here are still rich but softer, appropriate to an intimate, indoor setting.

It is a remarkable, gentle family portrait. Even without the religious aspects it would be wonderful and touching.

Posted by: JTB at September 10, 2026 09:52 AM (yTvNw)

61 momz has this hanging somewhere. loves her some icon stuff. visited romania just to see some.

Posted by: cmeat at September 10, 2026 09:52 AM (Bep7s)

62 Diet of locusts and honey would probably be hard to gain weight on.

Posted by: Ayds Diet Candy at September 10, 2026 09:53 AM (Fn+3X)

63 QID?!?!?

Long time no see! How are you?

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 10, 2026 09:53 AM (1TCIS)

64 1 it's just the left leg. early on set lymphatic filariasis.

Posted by: cmeat at September 10, 2026 09:54 AM (Bep7s)

65 10 already stated not.

Posted by: cmeat at September 10, 2026 09:54 AM (Bep7s)

66 58 Sweet!

Love that stage in the first year when the baby is a super-chunk! A growth spurt is happening soon.
Posted by: Lizzy

Right!!! They chunk out and then grow three inches in a month. It’s insane.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 10, 2026 09:55 AM (1TCIS)

67 My daughter was nearly 10 lbs. at birth, like 3 weeks late. Chunky like this until crawling, walking. Lean, fit and strong ever since.

Posted by: Memories of 1987 at September 10, 2026 09:57 AM (Fn+3X)

68 Madonna of the chair? And what a chair it is. Must be sturdy, too.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 10, 2026 09:58 AM (j6nUo)

69 48 There appears to be a cross on John's left shoulder.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 10, 2026 09:47 AM (2Ez/1)

Seems like he's got a good head on his shoulders.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 10, 2026 09:59 AM (88C+u)

70 Seems like he's got a good head on his shoulders.
Posted by: 88C+u

For now!

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 10, 2026 10:01 AM (j6nUo)

71 Diet of locusts and honey

***********

I think that's the wrong John. The title says St. John who was John the Apostle. Diet of locusts and honey John was John the Baptist. I initially thought it was John the Baptist because of the similarity of the ages. John in the painting has hands in a worshipful pose and a crucifix over his shoulder.

I could be mistaken.

Posted by: muldoon at September 10, 2026 10:01 AM (qgHp7)

72 Seems like he's got a good head on his shoulders.
Posted by: 88C+u

For now!
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 10, 2026 10:01 AM

*nods in foreshadow*

Posted by: Herod at September 10, 2026 10:03 AM (Rm1ix)

73 71 so not the one herodius had killed?

Posted by: cmeat at September 10, 2026 10:04 AM (Bep7s)

74 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 10:04 AM (ccf/V)

75 Right!!! They chunk out and then grow three inches in a month. It’s insane.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Babies. Gotta love them.

Posted by: Tuna at September 10, 2026 10:05 AM (lJ0H4)

76 This CBD guy is determined to make us rough folk some version of art literate.

Posted by: RI Red at September 10, 2026 10:05 AM (E9nGU)

77 The children are sacred. May those that harm the Gift from God spend eternity in regret.

And pain......LOTS of pain......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 10:05 AM (ccf/V)

78 Our Lady, therefore art.

Motto of the Cecilia Giménez Restoration Academy.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 10, 2026 10:05 AM (zdLoL)

79 Had the idea John the Apostle was the youngest of the crew, in which case he wasn't born yet.
John the Baptist is consistently associated with Jesus' infancy in the Infancy Gospel of James and of course in Luke.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 10, 2026 10:06 AM (88C+u)

80 Seems Mother's Milk is high in fat content.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 10:06 AM (ccf/V)

81 They chunk out??

Is that the medical term used in hospitals?

Posted by: dantesed at September 10, 2026 10:06 AM (Oy/m2)

82 I just can't accept our Lord and Savoir was a chubby baby.

It's not a badly done painting I just don't enjoy it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at September 10, 2026 10:07 AM (xcxpd)

83 Religious art is not my thing.
-------

As is your prerogative. However it's worth noting Christianity has produced some of the most beautiful art, music and architecture in the history of the world.

Posted by: ... at September 10, 2026 10:07 AM (b+pJs)

84 I chunked out a few times after a night of hard partying in my college days.

Posted by: Bulg at September 10, 2026 10:07 AM (77rzZ)

85 They chunk out??

Is that the medical term used in hospitals?
Posted by: dantesed at September 10, 2026 10:06 AM

It's an industry term.

Posted by: Mona Lisa Vito at September 10, 2026 10:08 AM (Rm1ix)

86 Seems Mother's Milk is high in fat content.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 10:06 AM (ccf/V)

Mother’s Milk - it’s what’s for breakfast.
Lunch and dinner, too.

Posted by: RI Red at September 10, 2026 10:08 AM (E9nGU)

87 "smoking incense stencher"

Posted by: cmeat at September 10, 2026 10:08 AM (Bep7s)

88 Seems Mother's Milk is high in fat content.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 10:06 AM (ccf/V)

If that's the case then call me Rosie O'Donnell

Posted by: ... at September 10, 2026 10:09 AM (b+pJs)

89 Jesus and John The Baptist were first cousins, so this is most likely NOT the Apostle John who penned "In the beginning was The Word..."

Posted by: You could ask Elizabeth at September 10, 2026 10:10 AM (2Ez/1)

90 >>Babies. Gotta love them.

Yes, yes we do!

I really appreciate this theme, CBD. Such relief amidst the ghouls who hate motherhood.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 10, 2026 10:11 AM (rOKnE)

91 Madonna and Child with St. John (known as Madonna of the Chair)
Raffaello Sanzio da Urbino

Mary holding the Christ Child while a young John the Baptist watches and prays from the right. Mary sits in a sedia camerale (a papal chamber chair) rather than a rustic seat, blending divine holiness with human maternal warmth.

A lovely, uplifting painting, circa 1513–1514, likely for Pope Leo X. It's housed in the Palatine Gallery of the Pitti Palace in Florence, Italy.

Didn't realize this artist also died relatively young.

Raffaello Sanzio da Urbino, now generally known in English as Raphael, was an Italian painter and architect of the High Renaissance. His work is admired for its clarity of form, ease of composition, and visual achievement of the Neoplatonic ideal of human grandeur.

Born 1483, Urbino, Italy
Died April 6, 1520 (age 37 years), Rome, Italy
Periods - Renaissance, Italian Renaissance, High Renaissance
Full name - Raffaello Sanzio
Parents - Giovanni Santi, Magia di Battista di Nicola Ciarla.
(His father a painter and poet; his mother also passed young, in 1491.)

Thanks, CBD.

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 10, 2026 10:11 AM (NFX2v)

92 Posted by: You could ask Elizabeth at September 10, 2026 10:10 AM

You might very well think that. I couldn't possibly comment.

Posted by: Zechariah at September 10, 2026 10:12 AM (Rm1ix)

93 100 comment rule. [CBD]

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 10:12 AM (ccf/V)

94 This CBD guy is determined to make us rough folk some version of art literate.

Posted by: RI Red at September 10, 2026 10:05 AM (E9nGU)

Just call me Sisyphus.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 10, 2026 10:13 AM (k5CNB)

95 None of my kids were chubby babies. But my youngest was rail-thin. I figured she'd be a waif. At 6, she has the strongest natural build of any of the three at that age. Strong limbs, a stout trunk, lots of energy. Unfortunately, zero coordination, like her dad. Just brute force. But still, physically powerful. Her cousin is a healthy kid of the same age, but she just manhandles her when they wrestle.

You can't ever really tell when they're babies, it's always a crap shoot.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice's at September 10, 2026 10:14 AM (BI5O2)

96 However it's worth noting Christianity has produced some of the most beautiful art, music and architecture in the history of the world.
Posted by: ... at September 10, 2026 10:07 AM

Where is all the epic Mohammedan art?

Posted by: I gotta ask at September 10, 2026 10:15 AM (2Ez/1)

97 100 comment rule. [CBD]
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 10:12 AM (ccf/V)

It didn't, really, but I get it.......my bad.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 10:15 AM (ccf/V)

98 You can't ever really tell when they're babies, it's always a crap shoot.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice's at September 10, 2026 10:14 AM

Especially 2 seconds after you take their diaper off...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 10, 2026 10:15 AM (Rm1ix)

99 At 6, she has the strongest natural build of any of the three at that age. Strong limbs, a stout trunk, lots of energy. Unfortunately, zero coordination, like her dad. Just brute force. But still, physically powerful. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice's at September 10, 2026 10:14 AM (BI5O2)

Is she the one who went nuclear on the stinkbug?

Posted by: Bulg at September 10, 2026 10:16 AM (77rzZ)

100
Especially 2 seconds after you take their diaper off...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 10, 2026 10:15 AM (Rm1ix)

Beware the mustard yellow overrun.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 10:16 AM (ccf/V)

101 "you can't ever really tell when they're babies" disagree, easy.
"it's always a crap shoot" totally agree, mess.

Posted by: cmeat at September 10, 2026 10:17 AM (Bep7s)

102 You've done it again, CBD. My heartstrings hurt.

Posted by: creeper at September 10, 2026 10:17 AM (lWAes)

103 98 You can't ever really tell when they're babies, it's always a crap shoot.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice's at September 10, 2026 10:14 AM

Especially 2 seconds after you take their diaper off...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 10, 2026 10:15 AM (Rm1ix)

For boys, never forget to "holster" their "gun". Otherwise you'll get your eye "shot" out.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 10, 2026 10:17 AM (N39Ws)

104 96 mosaic tilework flooded under the damn water.

Posted by: cmeat at September 10, 2026 10:17 AM (Bep7s)

105 48 There appears to be a cross on John's left shoulder.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty

Hey! Spoiler alert!

Posted by: mikeski at September 10, 2026 10:18 AM (VHUov)

106 Posted by: ... at September 10, 2026 10:09 AM (b+pJs)

Ellipsis, how is Brit Lass doing?

Posted by: Bulg at September 10, 2026 10:18 AM (77rzZ)

107 Heh.

James Talarico thought it would be a good idea to have a sit down interview with Fox News.

He flailed a bit, lied about his stance on things, blaming basically "woke 1.0 was cray, man" and reversed his ideas on genders, child mutilation and trans in women's sports.

He's been getting dragged on X, but Governor Abbott has gone to calling him "Six Gender Jimmy."

LOL.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 10:19 AM (ccf/V)

108 Now that we're past 100, I'd like to share a X post from Margot Cleveland. Goes to xcancel.com. Thought it was really funny.

"The United States has saved Canada untold millions of dollars over the last 30 years in unneeded Stanley Cup parades and they thank us with a trade war."

https://tinyurl.com/zbbcf84w

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 10, 2026 10:19 AM (N39Ws)

109 Where is all the epic Mohammedan art?
Posted by: I gotta ask

The Mughals in India had some decent paintings.

Also, I've always liked Muslim architecture.

Posted by: Bulg at September 10, 2026 10:21 AM (77rzZ)

110 Beware the mustard yellow overrun.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Mustard yellow overrun... child's play. My oldest once had a teal poopsuvius event where it just kept erupting (slow flow not explosive). In the small town dentist's bathroom. With no changing table. Lucky for them I was able to contain it.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 10, 2026 10:22 AM (j6nUo)

111 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. The trend continues. Beautiful art. But I'm betting 50 Quatloos tomorrow is Momma Cass.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 10, 2026 10:23 AM (2WIwB)

112 He's been getting dragged on X, but Governor Abbott has gone to calling him "Six Gender Jimmy."

That's a good one. Now if Abbott would only stand up against Islam.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 10, 2026 10:23 AM (2ocoG)

113 Beware the mustard yellow overrun.......
Posted by: Sponge

My butt's been wiped!

Posted by: Creepy Joe at September 10, 2026 10:24 AM (2Ez/1)

114 "The United States has saved Canada untold millions of dollars over the last 30 years in unneeded Stanley Cup parades and they thank us with a trade war."

https://tinyurl.com/zbbcf84w

It was designed to fail so they'd have an excuse to cozy up with China and the EU. The Canadians hired Democrat operatives to "negotiate" with Trump, which is not in any way a good faith thing.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 10, 2026 10:25 AM (2ocoG)

115 Beware the mustard yellow overrun.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Mustard yellow overrun... child's play. My oldest once had a teal poopsuvius event where it just kept erupting (slow flow not explosive). In the small town dentist's bathroom. With no changing table. Lucky for them I was able to contain it.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 10, 2026 10:22 AM

I remember when Goddaughter The Older's brother got a touch of norovirus at 18 months. He wandered into the room and got the strangest "WTF is going on right now" look on his face, and what followed sounded like a drawn out A-10 gun run.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 10, 2026 10:26 AM (Rm1ix)

116 Mustard yellow overrun... child's play. My oldest once had a teal poopsuvius event where it just kept erupting (slow flow not explosive). In the small town dentist's bathroom. With no changing table. Lucky for them I was able to contain it.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth)

My brother used to tell a story about how his son had a diarrhea event on the living room carpet. He took the kid into the bathroom and cleaned him up. When he came back into the living room to clean up the diarrhea, it was all gone. And his dog was licking his lips...

Posted by: Bulg at September 10, 2026 10:26 AM (77rzZ)

117
That's a good one. Now if Abbott would only stand up against Islam.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 10, 2026 10:23 AM (2ocoG)

He's gone after Epic City and sharia law, but has been coddling Hindus and there are way too many mosques popping up all over......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 10:26 AM (ccf/V)

118 So, since past 100 (and this is probably of no interest to anyone but me):

If you have Sirius XM, you may know there is - of course - a Beatles channel. One of their regular programs is "My Fab Four," where fans both famous and unknown pick four Beatle songs, introduce them and talk about their love for the band.

I sent in four choices a few months ago: "What You're Doing," "You Can't Do That," "Mr Moonlight" and "Here Comes The Sun." I expected nothing, but the other day the program director sent me an e-mail asking if I'd record my selections (using a provided script) and at some point in the next month or so it would be broadcast.

So yay me.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 10, 2026 10:27 AM (qRla/)

119 "The United States has saved Canada untold millions of dollars over the last 30 years in unneeded Stanley Cup parades and they thank us with a trade war."

https://tinyurl.com/zbbcf84w

Speaking of......RIP Barry Melrose.

LEGENDARY Broadcast Mullet.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 10:27 AM (ccf/V)

120 Now if Abbott would only stand up against Islam.

ISWYDT

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 10, 2026 10:28 AM (qRla/)

121
I sent in four choices a few months ago: "What You're Doing," "You Can't Do That," "Mr Moonlight" and "Here Comes The Sun." I expected nothing, but the other day the program director sent me an e-mail asking if I'd record my selections (using a provided script) and at some point in the next month or so it would be broadcast.

So yay me.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 10, 2026 10:27 AM (qRla/)

Take your wins when you can get them.

Everyone's 15 minutes of fame starts out fleeting.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 10:28 AM (ccf/V)

122 MP4, you mentioned earlier in the week that you had a column to write. What do write columns about, and where might we go to read your columns?

Posted by: Bulg at September 10, 2026 10:29 AM (77rzZ)

123 Is she the one who went nuclear on the stinkbug?
Posted by: Bulg at September 10, 2026 10:16 AM (77rzZ)

Yeah.

She's also the most aggressive and risk-friendly of the three, which is a problem.

It's a challenge. She wants to be the next Annie Oakley, but we're just not there yet. We need to do some work on her skull before she can really play rough like she wants.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice's at September 10, 2026 10:29 AM (BI5O2)

124 Mr Poppins!

How fun! Good for you!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 10, 2026 10:30 AM (sWSCC)

125 So yay me.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 10, 2026 10:27 AM

Cool!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 10, 2026 10:30 AM (Rm1ix)

126 Goes to xcancel.com. Thought it was really funny.

OT: Yes! xcancel is up again!

Posted by: t-bird at September 10, 2026 10:30 AM (Be6wp)

127 Morning.

No offense to the J-man but he was a fat kid, wasn't he?

Posted by: Robert at September 10, 2026 10:30 AM (dpXJq)

128 Baby poop stories:

When the Boy Child was at whatever age one is when one discovers that one's body is a real thing, I was changing him after a semi-solid event.

He was on the changing table, laying on his back and I undid his diaper. I had one hand on his chest and one hand reaching for the wipes when he smooshed his hands around in his poop, then patted me gently on the face and hair.

There was nothing for it but to finish changing him, set him in his crib, and get in the shower.

To this day - he's 11 - I remind him that he'll never Out-Embarrass me. I've had his shit in my hair.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 10, 2026 10:31 AM (PGK1w)

129 And now I'm reminded of The Simpsons.

https://youtu.be/mTb6fx_3Y6g

Posted by: Robert at September 10, 2026 10:31 AM (dpXJq)

130 125 So yay me.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 10, 2026 10:27 AM

We knew you when.

Posted by: The Horde at September 10, 2026 10:31 AM (2Ez/1)

131
To this day - he's 11 - I remind him that he'll never Out-Embarrass me. I've had his shit in my hair.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 10, 2026 10:31 AM (PGK1w)

Mom used to say I was an artist. When in the crib and they didn't get to me fast enough, I would draw on the wall with my diaper treasure.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 10:32 AM (ccf/V)

132 Mom used to say I was an artist. When in the crib and they didn't get to me fast enough, I would draw on the wall with my diaper treasure.
Posted by: Sponge

*fistbump*
-- Hunter Biden

Posted by: Bulg at September 10, 2026 10:34 AM (77rzZ)

133 Mom used to say I was an artist. When in the crib and they didn't get to me fast enough, I would draw on the wall with my diaper treasure.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 10:32 AM (ccf/V)

Where you - always, literally every time - wrote "FIRST!"

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 10, 2026 10:34 AM (PGK1w)

134 Yeah.

She's also the most aggressive and risk-friendly of the three, which is a problem.

It's a challenge. She wants to be the next Annie Oakley, but we're just not there yet. We need to do some work on her skull before she can really play rough like she wants.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice's at September 10, 2026 10:29 AM (BI5O2)

Hmm. Did you just get married?

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 10, 2026 10:35 AM (g8Ew8)

135
Where you - always, literally every time - wrote "FIRST!"
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 10, 2026 10:34 AM (PGK1w)

In my own, special way.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 10:35 AM (ccf/V)

136 @118

>>So yay me.

That's awesome.

There's a super young German girl drummer that covers all the Beatles songs on YouTube, she's very good and is able to convey the singular awesomeness of Ringo Starr.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 10, 2026 10:35 AM (XV/Pl)

137 Hasn't started walking the message yet.

Posted by: DaveA at September 10, 2026 10:35 AM (FhXTo)

138 MP4, you mentioned earlier in the week that you had a column to write. What do write columns about, and where might we go to read your columns?
Posted by: Bulg at September 10, 2026 10:29 AM (77rzZ)

I write for the online magazine Ripperologist, which is about what you'd expect, but also delves into social history of the East End in the 1880s and other aspects of Victorian society.

It used to be a monthly, but is now only twice per year. If you go to ripperologist.co.uk, you can download the current issue. My column is called The Last Word.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 10, 2026 10:35 AM (qRla/)

139 So yay me.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 10, 2026 10:27 AM (qRla/)

When I was ten I had a letter published in the back of a comic book. My life peaked there.

Posted by: Robert at September 10, 2026 10:37 AM (dpXJq)

140 138 Thanks! I'll check it out!

Posted by: Bulg at September 10, 2026 10:37 AM (77rzZ)

141 When he came back into the living room to clean up the diarrhea, it was all gone. And his dog was licking his lips...
Posted by: Bulg

Snort. I remember a time when husband, baby and I went out for an errand and came to find the diaper pail emptied and formerly poop soiled diapers laying all over the hall. Our two mini dachshunds were looking mighty pleased with themselves.

Posted by: Tuna at September 10, 2026 10:38 AM (lJ0H4)

142 I would draw on the wall with my diaper treasure.
Posted by: Sponge

I knew Hunter had a sock here.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 10, 2026 10:38 AM (88C+u)

143 I just wanted to make a comment about Trump's announcement last night of supposed "Trump dividend" payments.

Just reading over what Redstate has published, I cannot believe that he's actually willing to do this.

1) it amounts to a bribe.
2) no indication of where this money is coming from.
3) you want inflation? This is how you get inflation.

I'm frankly just flabbergasted about it. I know he's trying to sell people on the Republican brand but we're not the ideology of handouts.

If there's some stash of money sitting around - it needs to go towards paying down the debt - not handing out $5k to people who will use it to drive the cost of everything higher.

Posted by: Defenestratus at September 10, 2026 10:39 AM (WYStd)

144 He's gone after Epic City and sharia law, but has been coddling Hindus and there are way too many mosques popping up all over......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
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Epic City is still there.
Hindus are way down on the list.
Haven't murdered anyone lately.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 10, 2026 10:40 AM (C0oZI)

145 Ellipsis, how is Brit Lass doing?

Posted by: Bulg at September 10, 2026 10:18 AM (77rzZ)

Overall better thanks. The tests were "mostly" clear. They want further imaging however so we will see. I can't tell how much of these diagnoses are procedural and how much of them are actually concerning.

Posted by: ... at September 10, 2026 10:40 AM (b+pJs)

146 If there's some stash of money sitting around - it needs to go towards paying down the debt - not handing out $5k to people who will use it to drive the cost of everything higher.
Posted by: Defenestratus at September 10, 2026 10:39 AM

It's a write off.

Posted by: Kramer at September 10, 2026 10:41 AM (2Ez/1)

147 Hmm. Did you just get married?
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 10, 2026 10:35 AM (

LOL, no. The youngest has a large hole in the top of her skull. We're getting close to the time when we can decide what type of space-age material to graft into it, but til then... as fragile as an egg.

But she doesn't know that. She's just a 6-year old wants to slide down rickety old handrails and shit.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice's at September 10, 2026 10:41 AM (BI5O2)

148 Poop thread!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at September 10, 2026 10:42 AM (upAXB)

149 I'm frankly just flabbergasted about it. I know he's trying to sell people on the Republican brand but we're not the ideology of handouts.
---------

We are up against people willing to buy voters. Make them come out against it. I don't give a fuck. We are way beyond principles right now.

Posted by: ... at September 10, 2026 10:42 AM (b+pJs)

150 Epic City is still there.
Hindus are way down on the list.
Haven't murdered anyone lately.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 10, 2026 10:40 AM (C0oZI)

Epic City is nothing. They're under litigation for fraud and all sorts of other things. There's no construction.

He's catering to the Hindus solely for the H1-B bullshit. It's slightly appalling.

But no, the Hindus don't tend to be violent. They just smell funny, mostly.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 10:42 AM (ccf/V)

151 Iconic.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 10, 2026 10:43 AM (RIvkX)

152 Don't remember ever playing artiste with my shit growing up. Maybe I just don't have a creative mind.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 10, 2026 10:43 AM (g8Ew8)

153 Don't remember ever playing artiste with my shit growing up. Maybe I just don't have a creative mind.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 10, 2026 10:43 AM

I can tell you it doesn't lead to much other than a story on an Art turned poop thread.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 10:44 AM (ccf/V)

154 YD a prayer for complete and speedy healing.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 10, 2026 10:44 AM (RIvkX)

155 Prayer up, Ellipsis.

Posted by: Bulg at September 10, 2026 10:45 AM (77rzZ)

156 If there's some stash of money sitting around - it needs to go towards paying down the debt - not handing out $5k to people who will use it to drive the cost of everything higher.
Posted by: Defenestratus at September 10, 2026 10:39 AM (WYStd)

Economic responsibility?

What country do you think this is, buddy?

Posted by: Robert at September 10, 2026 10:45 AM (dpXJq)

157 LOL, no. The youngest has a large hole in the top of her skull. We're getting close to the time when we can decide what type of space-age material to graft into it, but til then... as fragile as an egg.

But she doesn't know that. She's just a 6-year old wants to slide down rickety old handrails and shit.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice's at September 10, 2026 10:41 AM (BI5O2)

Ah so. She sounds like a keeper then.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 10, 2026 10:45 AM (g8Ew8)

158
LOL, no. The youngest has a large hole in the top of her skull. We're getting close to the time when we can decide what type of space-age material to graft into it, but til then... as fragile as an egg.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice's at September 10, 2026 10:41 AM (BI5O2)

Taking the phrase "I need that like I need a hole in my head" to a whole new level.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 10:46 AM (ccf/V)

159 Babies having a tough time around here lately.

Posted by: Case at September 10, 2026 10:46 AM (noln+)

160 8 Is that a hookah?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 10, 2026 09:32 AM (Y/06r)

That's no hookah, that's mine wife!

Posted by: Joseph at September 10, 2026 10:46 AM (TbWk/)

161 Posted by: Defenestratus at September 10, 2026 10:39 AM (WYStd)

They've said the money will come from tariffs.

I think the point is to get people to mentally decouple the IRS from 'places the government gets money,' so that when they start shrinking it, people have started to be conditioned.

Good luck, Democrats, campaigning on "Expanding the IRS!"

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 10, 2026 10:48 AM (PGK1w)

162 CBD,
Thanks for the lovely choices for the art thread this we Makes me want to look at some Carl Larrson watercolors of his family scenes.

Posted by: JTB at September 10, 2026 10:48 AM (yTvNw)

163 The youngest has a large hole in the top of her skull. We're getting close to the time when we can decide what type of space-age material to graft into it, but til then... as fragile as an egg.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Yikes. If she were my daughter I'd be worried sick every second of the day that she would do something catastrophic.

Prayer up, YD.

Posted by: Bulg at September 10, 2026 10:49 AM (77rzZ)

164 Defenetrus,
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A) economics shows that one off payments generally go for paying off debt or investing, not consumption (see 2008 Bush stimulus payments).
Effect on inflation is minimal for one off payments/rebates/etc because consumption doesn't change that much on a one time windfall of a relatively small amount.

B) if the payments come from tariff income, then it is actually what economists recommend to set off increased costs to the lower end of the income distribution to the extent that tariffs took away part of that groups spending ability

C), there is NO paying down the debt period. That cannot happen until we enact far greater budget cuts as the deficit is about 1.6-1.9 trillion right now and as we have seen, a big part of that is actually a) Medicare whose taxes need to be raised and fraud eliminated, b) Medicaid which is riddled with fraud, and c) Social Security which needs either increased age to retirement, benefit cuts, or some other method.

I think Trump is using the Reagan method which according to you would be bribery in reducing tax burdens in order to put more pressure on the GOP Congress to start cutting off funny money to their own welfare clients.

Posted by: whig at September 10, 2026 10:50 AM (E4rtv)

165 Babies are great. They don't judge you harshly like a 12 year old.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 10, 2026 10:50 AM (RIvkX)

166 Taking the phrase "I need that like I need a hole in my head" to a whole new level.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 10, 2026 10:46 AM (ccf/V)

Mustafa bin Laden: Dad, I think the SEALs just landed in our yard!

Osama bin Laden: I need that like I need a hole in my head.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 10, 2026 10:50 AM (PGK1w)

167 benefit cuts

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Rheeeee!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 10, 2026 10:51 AM (RIvkX)

168 Posted by: whig at September 10, 2026 10:50 AM (E4rtv)
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catching checks from the government for nothing has now been politically normalized.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 10, 2026 10:52 AM (RIvkX)

169 benefit cuts

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Rheeeee!
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Can you imagine the outcry if they tried to cut SS benefits. Holy smokes.

Posted by: Tuna at September 10, 2026 10:53 AM (lJ0H4)

170 Any Texans around?

I need a recipe for a brisket point!

I'm cooking brisket for Rosh Hashanah, and I bought a monster, so I am going to split it and just cook the flat. That leaves me with a big fat Wagyu point!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 10, 2026 10:54 AM (k5CNB)

171 118 four consecutive beatles songs? i lived through it once. gun and one bullet.

Posted by: cmeat at September 10, 2026 10:55 AM (Bep7s)

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