Mid-Morning Art Thread

Innocence
William-Adolphe Bouguereau

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

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1 Sponge!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 08, 2026 09:30 AM (/xJ/M)

2 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 08, 2026 09:30 AM (ccf/V)

3 I'm sensing a theme...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 08, 2026 09:30 AM (+gK6I)

4 Well, this one isn't feeding......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 08, 2026 09:30 AM (ccf/V)

5 Very nice.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 08, 2026 09:30 AM (6VrV7)

6 Fitting title.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 08, 2026 09:31 AM (ccf/V)

7 BOING!

What innocence? She's on the lamb!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 08, 2026 09:31 AM (hnKw3)

8 Both her kids.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 08, 2026 09:31 AM (2Cry5)

9 Lamb, "Baa!! Why am I here?"

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 08, 2026 09:31 AM (2GVsD)

10 They don't look like twins...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2026 09:32 AM (l3cgK)

11 Lovely. I knew who painted that before I scrolled down to the artist's name.

Posted by: Tuna at September 08, 2026 09:32 AM (lJ0H4)

12 I love this!
Have we had this painting before?

Posted by: redridinghood at September 08, 2026 09:32 AM (NpAcC)

13 Cute kid!!

Posted by: muldoon at September 08, 2026 09:32 AM (qgHp7)

14 Definitely not Black Betty bam-a-lamb.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 08, 2026 09:32 AM (2GVsD)

15 A lovely painting. A beautiful rendering of her face and of the lamb too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 08, 2026 09:33 AM (wzUl9)

16 whoa. good lookin'.

Posted by: cmeat at September 08, 2026 09:33 AM (Bep7s)

17 Note the distinct lack of lactation.

Posted by: Lactose enthusiast at September 08, 2026 09:33 AM (2Ez/1)

18 This is serene.

Posted by: Piper at September 08, 2026 09:33 AM (ZdaMQ)

19 She's barefoot, but probably not pregnant.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 08, 2026 09:33 AM (l3cgK)

20 Lamb, "Baa!! Why am I here?"

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 08, 2026 09:31 AM (2GVsD)
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Props to you.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 08, 2026 09:33 AM (hnKw3)

21 Beautiful painting.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 08, 2026 09:33 AM (mqudn)

22 "Anybody know how to get baby poop out of a white wool coat?"

Posted by: A lamb at September 08, 2026 09:34 AM (qgHp7)

23 Very calming .
Would hang, like the color scheme also
Thx CBD

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 08, 2026 09:34 AM (TrqdA)

24 22 "Anybody know how to get baby poop out of a white wool coat?"

Posted by: A lamb at September 08, 2026 09:34 AM (qgHp7)

I thought it didn't stick to the fur...

Posted by: Bear in the woods at September 08, 2026 09:34 AM (l3cgK)

25 Frightening!

Posted by: Lindsey Clancy's Shoulder Devil at September 08, 2026 09:35 AM (EyiRc)

26 Shari Lewis, the early years

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at September 08, 2026 09:35 AM (i4CGk)

27 "Anybody know how to get baby poop out of a white wool coat?"

Posted by: A lamb at September 08, 2026 09:34 AM (qgHp7)
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Relax. You're soaking in it!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 08, 2026 09:35 AM (hnKw3)

28 That lamb has seen things.

Posted by: No Name Today at September 08, 2026 09:36 AM (8mulE)

29 Anybody know how to get lamb poop out of a white swaddling cloth?

Posted by: The baby at September 08, 2026 09:36 AM (2Ez/1)

30 Obviously an allegory of mother and child, as well as Mary and the Christ Child both as the human and as the last sacrifice for us.

Posted by: Piper at September 08, 2026 09:37 AM (ZdaMQ)

31 "Ma'am, we have the results of the DNA tests..."

Posted by: State crime laboratory at September 08, 2026 09:38 AM (qgHp7)

32 Same, Lindsay
~ the crazy women on TikTok.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 08, 2026 09:39 AM (NpAcC)

33 That's a very beautiful painting. I double-checked. It really is.

Art -related news from the BBC too.

Police are still searching for two suspects after millions of pounds worth of Renoir paintings were stolen from a museum on the French Riviera.

Here's what we know so far:

Shortly before 06:00 local time on Tuesday, thieves broke into the Renoir museum and stole four paintings, before abandoning two in the museum gardens as they fled
They were armed with a "knife and a hacksaw", and entered the museum grounds by cutting a hole through the fence, according to local mayor Bryan Masson

The sound of police sirens and the museum's alarms caused the thieves to rush from the scene

Police have cordoned off what appears to be the entry point to the heist

The two paintings that remain missing are: The portrait of Madame Colonna Romano (1910), and Jeune femme au puits (1886)

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at September 08, 2026 09:39 AM (Sco7b)

34 Innocence. Don't see much.of that round these parts.

Posted by: From about That Time at September 08, 2026 09:39 AM (sl73Y)

35 "Anybody know how to get baby poop out of a white wool coat?"
Posted by: A lamb

My fleece is no longer white as snow.
*baaah*

Posted by: I lamb at September 08, 2026 09:39 AM (w9Wax)

36 How much for the lamb?

Posted by: Mohammed M. Mohammed at September 08, 2026 09:39 AM (9Q+nP)

37 Nice painting. The world is sorely lacking in innocence.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 08, 2026 09:39 AM (g8Ew8)

38 30 Obviously an allegory of mother and child, as well as Mary and the Christ Child both as the human and as the last sacrifice for us.
Posted by: Piper at September 08, 2026 09:37 AM

I knew that.
Just didn't want to be the first one say it, that's all.

Posted by: The person who didn't even think of it at September 08, 2026 09:39 AM (2Ez/1)

39 "You f*ck one sheep......"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 08, 2026 09:40 AM (ccf/V)

40 Nice, the dude knows how to paint a beautiful female and not have her look like a chud.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 08, 2026 09:40 AM (S41Gd)

41 Oh Fab, we're glad, they put lemon-freshened Borax in you!

Posted by: Laundry List at September 08, 2026 09:40 AM (Fn+3X)

42 siamese.

Posted by: cmeat at September 08, 2026 09:40 AM (Bep7s)

43 Nice painting. The world is sorely lacking in innocence.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 08, 2026 09:39 AM (g8Ew

This.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 08, 2026 09:40 AM (ccf/V)

44 I had some snarky, dark comments about current events, but didn't want to spoil what is just a lovely painting and an ode to beautiful things.

Posted by: red speck at September 08, 2026 09:40 AM (Ve/HL)

45 Jeune femme au puits

Young lady at the well seems a popular theme.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 08, 2026 09:41 AM (2GVsD)

46 This is nicely done

Posted by: Skip at September 08, 2026 09:42 AM (lJSJs)

47 Green baby-poop stains? Just spray on Spray'n' Wash, rub, then launder as usual.

Posted by: Betty White (1976) at September 08, 2026 09:42 AM (Fn+3X)

48 Innocence is the lamb, its for dinner

Posted by: Skip at September 08, 2026 09:42 AM (lJSJs)

49 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. The Baby Jesus. Awww. I like it. You hear his name a lot on the course during Geezer Golf Tuesdays. (But not from me.)
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 08, 2026 09:43 AM (2WIwB)

50 My dad used to buy a lamb at a fundraiser auction every year for slaughter.

I really don't remember eating much lamb, but I'm guessing it wasn't bad, or I'd damn sure remember that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 08, 2026 09:43 AM (ccf/V)

51 Oh God all I could think of is which is she planning to sacrifice to Moloch?

Posted by: epador at September 08, 2026 09:43 AM (rzJJ8)

52 Green baby-poop stains? Just spray on Spray'n' Wash, rub, then launder as usual.

Betty, you put the baby in the spin cycle?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 08, 2026 09:43 AM (2GVsD)

53 nice. very, very nice!

thank you!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 08, 2026 09:43 AM (VyBeY)

54 that kind of thing is what causes furries.

Posted by: cmeat at September 08, 2026 09:44 AM (Bep7s)

55 Shari Lewis, the early years
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at September 08, 2026

***
Lemme tell ya, Shari was hot. She appeared in a 1967 U.N.C.L.E. episode as a dancer, and, well, wow.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 08, 2026 09:44 AM (wzUl9)

56
Betty, you put the baby in the spin cycle?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 08, 2026 09:43 AM (2GVsD)

In China, they put blacks in and get whites out.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 08, 2026 09:44 AM (ccf/V)

57 Could no one buy her some sandals, or Crocs?

Posted by: Thom McCan at September 08, 2026 09:44 AM (Fn+3X)

58 Would I habg? Yes, probably in a nursery. Maybe turn it into a postcardntonsend to Planned Parenthood executives.

Posted by: tankdemon at September 08, 2026 09:45 AM (yb/17)

59 38 I knew that.
Just didn't want to be the first one say it, that's all.
Posted by: The person who didn't even think of it at September

I am very somber and pensive today as the kid gets her braces on along with the check that goes with it. 🤣

Posted by: Piper at September 08, 2026 09:45 AM (ZdaMQ)

60 This is really great art.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at September 08, 2026 09:45 AM (xcxpd)

61 Lemme tell ya, Shari was hot. She appeared in a 1967 U.N.C.L.E. episode as a dancer, and, well, wow.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 08, 2026 09:44 AM (wzUl9)

Shari don't like it.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 08, 2026 09:45 AM (ccf/V)

62 No boobs, no dog-pass.

Posted by: Art For the (M)asses at September 08, 2026 09:45 AM (Fn+3X)

63 Young lady at the well seems a popular theme.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 08, 2026 09:41 AM (2GVsD)

King David of the ancient biblical times made that scenario popular.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 08, 2026 09:45 AM (g8Ew8)

64 baby in the high chair, turkey in the oven.

Posted by: cmeat at September 08, 2026 09:46 AM (Bep7s)

65 So beautiful it brings tears to my eyes.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 08, 2026 09:46 AM (RIvkX)

66 The kid skipped arm day.

Posted by: Joe Weider at September 08, 2026 09:47 AM (Fn+3X)

67 i'm on the lam, but i ain't no sheep.

Posted by: cmeat at September 08, 2026 09:47 AM (Bep7s)

68 Lamb, "Baa!! Why am I here?"

*kent rollins fires up chuck wagon off camera

Posted by: man at September 08, 2026 09:47 AM (cGjQu)

69 It really is a beautiful painting. I came back and looked again. Everything. Her face and hair, barefoot, the baby, the lamb, the scene.

Just a very beautiful painting.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at September 08, 2026 09:48 AM (Sco7b)

70 Baby looks bored with this.

Lamb is looking to kick free and run about.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 08, 2026 09:48 AM (ccf/V)

71 "Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know what you're going to say. I notice we never have roast leg of baby with mint jelly..."

Posted by: A 3-legged lamb at September 08, 2026 09:48 AM (qgHp7)

72 The kid skipped arm day.

Posted by: Joe Weider at September 08, 2026 09:47 AM (Fn+3X)

Geez.....talk about reaching up and pulling out a name.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 08, 2026 09:49 AM (ccf/V)

73 Shari Lewis was an excellent dancer, performer, apart from the puppetry.

Posted by: Lamb Chop at September 08, 2026 09:49 AM (Fn+3X)

74 Lovely!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 08, 2026 09:49 AM (rOKnE)

75 Very nice.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 08, 2026 09:30 AM (6VrV7)

Next up: EVANINK vear!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 08, 2026 09:50 AM (ccf/V)

76 Lovely.

Hello, Horde! 😊💕

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at September 08, 2026 09:51 AM (SRRAx)

77 "Well, you see kids. When a ram loves a woman very much, eventually they want to express that love physically, etc. etc. yada yada, et voila!"

Posted by: The mom at September 08, 2026 09:51 AM (qgHp7)

78 In the next moment, a muffled "Gwach" was heard as both child and lamb unloaded on the fair lady's garment.

Posted by: 20 Mule Team Borax at September 08, 2026 09:52 AM (Fn+3X)

79 Hello, Horde! 😊💕

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at September 08, 2026 09:51 AM (SRRAx)

*hugs*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 08, 2026 09:52 AM (ccf/V)

80 This brings joy.
Shear joy.

Posted by: Oh, no... at September 08, 2026 09:52 AM (2Ez/1)

81 I would definitely hang this.

So beautiful...

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 08, 2026 09:53 AM (X7z/W)

82 Shari Lewis was an excellent dancer, performer, apart from the puppetry.
Posted by: Lamb Chop

***********

What was she doing all those years, checking your prostate?

Posted by: muldoon at September 08, 2026 09:54 AM (qgHp7)

83 I always say it... and it's always true. Just love Bouguereau. His style really suits my fancy.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at September 08, 2026 09:54 AM (j6nUo)

84 Hey Teresa. : )

Sponge!

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 08, 2026 09:55 AM (X7z/W)

85 80 This brings joy.
Shear joy.
Posted by: Oh, no... at September 08, 2026 09:52 AM

Ewe-phoria.

Posted by: Uh oh... at September 08, 2026 09:55 AM (2Ez/1)

86 Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 08, 2026 09:55 AM (X7z/W)

*also hugs*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 08, 2026 09:56 AM (ccf/V)

87 Shari Lewis was an excellent dancer, performer, apart from the puppetry.
Posted by: Lamb Chop at September 08, 2026 09:49 AM (Fn+3X)

She's the woman who started the sock puppet craze.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 08, 2026 09:56 AM (g8Ew8)

88 BTW CBD, thanks for the daily art thread. I kind of set my internal alarm so as not to miss it. Last week when you missed a thread the rest of the day just did not feel right.

Posted by: Tuna at September 08, 2026 09:56 AM (lJ0H4)

89 I'm not sure why, but I really, really like this painting.

Posted by: Chuck Woolery at September 08, 2026 09:57 AM (qgHp7)

90 Shari Lewis was an excellent dancer, performer, apart from the puppetry.
Posted by: Lamb Chop

***
At Petco, there are actual dog and cat toys in the likeness of Lamb Chop with his name on them: "The Lamb! The Legend!"

Marketed to Boomers, no doubt. Nobody much younger would remember Shari and her little lamb buddy, would they?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 08, 2026 09:57 AM (wzUl9)

91 She's the woman who started the sock puppet craze.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 08, 2026 09:56 AM

Shut ya stinkin' trap!!!!

Posted by: Skank at September 08, 2026 09:57 AM (ccf/V)

92 22 "Anybody know how to get baby poop out of a white wool coat?"
Posted by: A lamb at September 08, 2026 09:34 AM (qgHp7)

I poopied, mommy!

Posted by: Kindergarten regiment at September 08, 2026 09:57 AM (PI7fX)

93 Kids'll eat ivy too, woolen ewe?

Posted by: muldoon at September 08, 2026 09:58 AM (qgHp7)

94 No dogs

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 08, 2026 09:58 AM (PI7fX)

95 Shut ya stinkin' trap!!!!

Posted by: Skank at September 08, 2026 09:57 AM (ccf/V)

There's a deep cut

Posted by: Kamala at September 08, 2026 09:58 AM (wZ1U2)

96 This is, to my eye, a typical William-Adolphe Bouguereau painting and that is high praise. The emotional intent is clear, the details of the persons (and lamb in this case) are natural and realistic while just a bit idealized. The skin tones are lovely. Think of this one in a nursery.

CBD,
Thanks. Any Bouguereau painting is a treat. I have a collection of his paintings on Kindle. I look through it on a ten inch tablet a couple of times a year.

Posted by: JTB at September 08, 2026 09:58 AM (yTvNw)

97 Last week when you missed a thread the rest of the day just did not feel right.
Posted by: Tuna at September 08, 2026 09:56 AM (lJ0H4)

He never explained himself, either........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 08, 2026 09:58 AM (ccf/V)

98 I like Bouguereau.

He has an interesting color technique.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 08, 2026 09:59 AM (Y/06r)

99 I mean... there's a deep cut

Posted by: ... at September 08, 2026 09:59 AM (wZ1U2)

100 Beautiful. Not only is the woman serene
and the baby adorable ( Is it supposed to be a reference to Mary and Jesus and that's why the lamb is also included? Today is the RC church is the feast day of the Nativity of Mary, I believe ) . I also like the light coming through the tree on the back. This artist had a lot of nice works featuring kids.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2026 09:59 AM (rHgXV)

101 88 BTW CBD, thanks for the daily art thread. I kind of set my internal alarm so as not to miss it. Last week when you missed a thread the rest of the day just did not feel right.
Posted by: Tuna at September 08, 2026 09:56 AM (lJ0H4)

This. We fear chaos.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 08, 2026 09:59 AM (Y/06r)

102 I mean... there's a deep cut
Posted by: ... at September 08, 2026 09:59 AM (wZ1U2)

Heh.

It is amazing the useless shit that gets stuck in my brain sometimes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 08, 2026 09:59 AM (ccf/V)

103 "Nice looking kid," Tom said sheepishly!

Posted by: muldoon at September 08, 2026 10:00 AM (qgHp7)

104 This artist had a lot of nice works featuring kids.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2026 09:59 AM (rHgXV)

I'm listening.......

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 08, 2026 10:00 AM (ccf/V)

105 99 I mean... there's a deep cut
Posted by: ... at September 08, 2026 09:59 AM (wZ1U2)

This is a fun metaphor to try to explain to kids today, I would imagine.

'So, you had records right, spinning discs of the finest polyvinyl...'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 08, 2026 10:00 AM (Y/06r)

106 I poopied, mommy!
Posted by: Kindergarten regiment at September 08, 2026 09:57 AM

When Jill Not A Doctor praised Joe after the debate it sounded like a potty training session.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 08, 2026 10:01 AM (2Ez/1)

107 The two paintings that remain missing are: The portrait of Madame Colonna Romano (1910), and Jeune femme au puits (1886)
Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at September 08, 2026 09:39 AM (Sco7b)

Yesterday's art was a Renoir, n'cest-ce pas?

Posted by: Oglebay at September 08, 2026 10:01 AM (2ap+5)

108 104 This artist had a lot of nice works featuring kids.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 08, 2026 09:59 AM (rHgXV)

I'm listening.......
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 08, 2026 10:00 AM (ccf/V)

Sorry joe. He also had a lot of naked women. Naked ADULT women.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 08, 2026 10:01 AM (Y/06r)

109 Yesterday's art was a Renoir, n'cest-ce pas?
Posted by: Oglebay

Oui

Posted by: Tuna at September 08, 2026 10:02 AM (lJ0H4)

110 Remember how ther used to be a troll that would blabber about Nike stock doing well even though they went gay and retarded?

Well, if you held Nike for the past 5 years, you would have evaporated 80% of your money.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 08, 2026 10:02 AM (4aa1M)

111 Kids'll eat ivy too, woolen ewe?"

So? Mares eat oats...

Posted by: man at September 08, 2026 10:03 AM (cGjQu)

112 BTW CBD, thanks for the daily art thread. I kind of set my internal alarm so as not to miss it. Last week when you missed a thread the rest of the day just did not feel right.
Posted by: Tuna at September 08, 2026 09:56 AM (lJ0H4)

Did ya feel real loose like a long-necked goose?

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 08, 2026 10:03 AM (g8Ew8)

113 Mutton for nothing and wool for free.

Posted by: M. Knopfler at September 08, 2026 10:03 AM (2Ez/1)

114 Farage Warns UK Very Close to “Serious Civil Disturbance” Over Migrant Crisis

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They may postpone tea time!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 08, 2026 10:04 AM (ndZc7)

115 110 Remember how ther used to be a troll that would blabber about Nike stock doing well even though they went gay and retarded?

Well, if you held Nike for the past 5 years, you would have evaporated 80% of your money.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 08, 2026 10:02 AM (4aa1M)

BINO or MooMoo? Or Jwest?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 08, 2026 10:04 AM (Y/06r)

116 113 Mutton for nothing and wool for free.
Posted by: M. Knopfler at September 08, 2026 10:03 AM (2Ez/1)

Dirty Deeds. Done with Sheep.

https://youtu.be/O-4lk2-UA_I

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 08, 2026 10:05 AM (Y/06r)

117 "Nice looking kid," Tom said sheepishly!"

"Sniper is in the trees," Tom pointed out...

Posted by: man at September 08, 2026 10:05 AM (cGjQu)

118
Well, if you held Nike for the past 5 years, you would have evaporated 80% of your money.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 08, 2026 10:02 AM (4aa1M)

The X posts with images of their executive lineup explains a lot.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 08, 2026 10:05 AM (ccf/V)

119 This is a beautiful painting

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 08, 2026 10:05 AM (gkBVP)

120 >114 Farage Warns UK Very Close to “Serious Civil Disturbance” Over Migrant Crisis

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They may postpone tea time!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 08, 2026 10:04 AM (ndZc7)

England is done. Defiled goat out front shoulda toldja.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at September 08, 2026 10:05 AM (cJ8nD)

121 Prime Air 767 crash at MIA.

Am I missing something or did the pilots not only float the plane down 1/3 of the runway before touchdown, but also failed to deploy the thrust reversers?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 08, 2026 10:06 AM (2GVsD)

122 You can't keep a good man down.

Rob Reiner Wins Posthumous Emmy for Role in “The Bear”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 08, 2026 10:06 AM (ndZc7)

123 Remember how ther used to be a troll that would blabber about Nike stock doing well even though they went gay and retarded"

Yeah. Even after pointing out that nike went full bore into the Chinese market post kraperdick...

Posted by: man at September 08, 2026 10:07 AM (cGjQu)

124 You can't keep a good man down.

Rob Reiner Wins Posthumous Emmy for Role in “The Bear”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 08, 2026 10:06 AM (ndZc7)

Bad Bunny won everything, including for that shitshow at the SB Halftime........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 08, 2026 10:07 AM (ccf/V)

125 Always mix up this artist with Pierre Auguste Cot.

Posted by: polynikes at September 08, 2026 10:07 AM (KC5Lt)

126 When Jill Not A Doctor praised Joe after the debate it sounded like a potty training session.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty

**********

"Call of Doody: C-I-C Edition"

Posted by: muldoon at September 08, 2026 10:07 AM (qgHp7)

127 Didn't some high spirited Scottish yutes just burn down an immigrant centre?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 08, 2026 10:07 AM (2GVsD)

128
Well, if you held Nike for the past 5 years, you would have evaporated 80% of your money.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 08, 2026 10:02 AM (4aa1M)

The X posts with images of their executive lineup explains a lot.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 08, 2026 10:05 AM (ccf/V)

Yup.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 08, 2026 10:08 AM (g8Ew8)

129 Has anybody else noticed the blog seems to be a little slow at refreshing today? I'm noticing the same thing on both my laptop and my desktop, and even after I've cleaned out the memory and other junk, the blog seems to hesitate a tiny bit on refresh. Don't notice it on other sites.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 08, 2026 10:08 AM (wzUl9)

130 Rob Reiner Wins Posthumous Emmy for Role in “The Bear"

Why? What did the bear do?

Posted by: man at September 08, 2026 10:08 AM (cGjQu)

131 127 Didn't some high spirited Scottish yutes just burn down an immigrant centre?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 08, 2026 10:07 AM (2GVsD)

There was a live stream posted on Insty from the coastal protests that kept having interruptions. Saturday, I think?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 08, 2026 10:09 AM (Y/06r)

132 Farage Warns UK Very Close to “Serious Civil Disturbance” Over Migrant Crisis

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They may postpone tea time!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 08, 2026 10:04 AM (ndZc7)

What clued them in? Was it the rider on horseback yelling "the British are leaving" ?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 08, 2026 10:09 AM (S41Gd)

133 Beautiful cbd. My current church project is restoring a statue of the Blessed Virgin that the hand fell off, the base was degraded and it needs major repainting. I hope that the Blessed Virgin guides my hand in this endeavor.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 08, 2026 10:09 AM (2NHgQ)

134 Has anybody else noticed the blog seems to be a little slow at refreshing today? I'm noticing the same thing on both my laptop and my desktop, and even after I've cleaned out the memory and other junk, the blog seems to hesitate a tiny bit on refresh. Don't notice it on other sites.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere

No problem on my iPad.

Posted by: Tuna at September 08, 2026 10:09 AM (lJ0H4)

135
Why? What did the bear do?
Posted by: man at September 08, 2026 10:08 AM (cGjQu)

Was it the same bear that raped DiCaprio?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 08, 2026 10:09 AM (ccf/V)

136 129 Has anybody else noticed the blog seems to be a little slow at refreshing today? I'm noticing the same thing on both my laptop and my desktop, and even after I've cleaned out the memory and other junk, the blog seems to hesitate a tiny bit on refresh. Don't notice it on other sites.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 08, 2026 10:08 AM (wzUl9)

Could be your ISP, mine seems fairly normal.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 08, 2026 10:09 AM (Y/06r)

137 Prime Air 767 crash at MIA.

Am I missing something or did the pilots not only float the plane down 1/3 of the runway before touchdown, but also failed to deploy the thrust reversers?
Posted by: Anna Puma

Video and flight simulator recreation.

https://tinyurl.com/2vcc24bw

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 08, 2026 10:09 AM (ndZc7)

138 but also failed to deploy the thrust reversers"

Can that be done before touchdown?

Posted by: man at September 08, 2026 10:10 AM (cGjQu)

139 It's telling, and a shame, that academic painters of that era like Bougeureau are not household names today. He was extremely accomplished, lived to 80, and was painting his best work well into his 70s.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at September 08, 2026 10:10 AM (NYInA)

140 Has anybody else noticed the blog seems to be a little slow at refreshing today? I'm noticing the same thing on both my laptop and my desktop, and even after I've cleaned out the memory and other junk, the blog seems to hesitate a tiny bit on refresh. Don't notice it on other sites.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 08, 2026 10:08 AM (wzUl9)
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Please email bob@nsa.gov.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 08, 2026 10:10 AM (hnKw3)

141 Rob Reiner Wins Posthumous Emmy for Role in “The Bear”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 08, 2026 10:06 AM (ndZc7)

Rob Reiner is dead? Huh.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 08, 2026 10:10 AM (g8Ew8)

142 Has anybody else noticed the blog seems to be a little slow at refreshing today? I'm noticing the same thing on both my laptop and my desktop, and even after I've cleaned out the memory and other junk, the blog seems to hesitate a tiny bit on refresh. Don't notice it on other sites.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 08, 2026
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Could be your ISP, mine seems fairly normal.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 08, 2026

***
It's barely noticeable; scarcely an inconvenience. Seems to be happening less as the morning goes on.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 08, 2026 10:11 AM (wzUl9)

143 Rob Reiner is dead? Huh.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 08, 2026 10:10 AM (g8Ew

Yes. He was murdered.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 08, 2026 10:11 AM (Y/06r)

144 Rob Reiner Wins Posthumous Emmy for Role in “The Bear”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 08, 2026 10:06 AM (ndZc7)

Rob Reiner is dead? Huh.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 08, 2026 10:10 AM (g8Ew

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From the neck up.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 08, 2026 10:11 AM (hnKw3)

145 Higher education.

UC prof says it’d be funny if someone killed Nick Shirley at Harvard “before the Kirkiversary”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 08, 2026 10:11 AM (ndZc7)

146 Rob Reiner is dead? Huh."

And during the McCain funeral? And close to Pride month?

Posted by: man at September 08, 2026 10:12 AM (cGjQu)

147 but also failed to deploy the thrust reversers"

***
"All engines back full, Mr. Sulu!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 08, 2026 10:12 AM (wzUl9)

148 Nike's are too narrow and don't come in wide widths.

My Hobbit feet need breathing room.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 08, 2026 10:12 AM (Lm2uZ)

149 Am I missing something or did the pilots not only float the plane down 1/3 of the runway before touchdown, but also failed to deploy the thrust reversers?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 08, 2026 10:06 AM (2GVsD)

Don't know about the reverse thrusters but it looked to me like they touched down about halfway down the runway.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 08, 2026 10:12 AM (ExV1e)

150 I want to kill the lamb and eat it.

Posted by: Not Paul at September 08, 2026 10:12 AM (y0LCM)

151 145 Higher education.

UC prof says it’d be funny if someone killed Nick Shirley at Harvard “before the Kirkiversary”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 08, 2026 10:11 AM (ndZc7)

At this point it is just trolling- but that doesn't mean they don't need a hickory shampoo prescription.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 08, 2026 10:13 AM (Y/06r)

152 "All engines back full, Mr. Sulu!"

"Sulus, sir. Thousands of them"

/

Posted by: man at September 08, 2026 10:13 AM (cGjQu)

153 148 Nike's are too narrow and don't come in wide widths.

My Hobbit feet need breathing room.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 08, 2026 10:12 AM (Lm2uZ)

Probably why I have never owned a pair. Running shoes in general are hard to find in wide widths.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 08, 2026 10:14 AM (Y/06r)

154 I'm really starting to hate some of our GOP senators. Now the Kansas Senator is supporting Canada because Kansas has a Bombardier factory.

It's never about Country anymore. It's about short term gain and getting re-elected. I understand the jobs created but Canada doesn't let Gulfstream do any business in Canada IIRC. We can't keep letting other countries crap on us and say thank you.

Posted by: polynikes at September 08, 2026 10:15 AM (KC5Lt)

155 It’s already Tuesday. Woo hoo.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 08, 2026 10:15 AM (U1NLK)

156 I am looking at video footage of the crashed plane and I am seeing no indication that the thrust reverser panels slid back on the engines. There should be a dark colored split in the cowling when they are engaged.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 08, 2026 10:15 AM (2GVsD)

157 Buckingham Palace Shuts Down Hopes for a Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Comeback

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Geez, Harry, if you're going to throw away your life for a girl, shouldn't she at least be attractive?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 08, 2026 10:15 AM (ndZc7)

158 Per the Post, killer Clancy's lawyer makes a plea to PDT to pardon his client. Says she's a wonderful person. Geez Louise.

Posted by: Tuna at September 08, 2026 10:16 AM (lJ0H4)

159 I am looking at video footage of the crashed plane and I am seeing no indication that the thrust reverser panels slid back on the engines. There should be a dark colored split in the cowling when they are engaged.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 08, 2026 10:15 AM (2GVsD)

They messed up. Bigly.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 08, 2026 10:16 AM (ccf/V)

160 Nike's are too narrow and don't come in wide widths.

My Hobbit feet need breathing room.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 08, 2026 10:12 AM (Lm2uZ)

Probably why I have never owned a pair. Running shoes in general are hard to find in wide widths.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 08, 2026

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My first pair of lightweight running shoes (after some lead-heavy Converse ones) were Nikes. That was back in the '70s, though. I've gone through a lot of other brands since then, but have never come back to Nike. They seem higher-priced compared to others that fit me just as well.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 08, 2026 10:16 AM (wzUl9)

161 Per the Post, killer Clancy's lawyer makes a plea to PDT to pardon his client. Says she's a wonderful person. Geez Louise.
Posted by: Tuna at September 08, 2026 10:16 AM (lJ0H4)

He can't.

There's nothing wonderful about a person who murders her 3 children in cold blood.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 08, 2026 10:16 AM (ccf/V)

162 We’re the Emmys on? I had no idea. Nor do I care.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 08, 2026 10:17 AM (U1NLK)

163 Whichever museums hold works by this wonderful artist, consider additional security in the likely event art thieves are selecting targets based on AoS HQ.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 08, 2026 10:18 AM (2ap+5)

164 This is what a thrust reverser on a 767 looks like in operation.

https://youtu.be/dZ-wh8Kuh1M

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 08, 2026 10:18 AM (2GVsD)

165 Was she charged with a federal crime? Otherwise the president can’t pardon her.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 08, 2026 10:18 AM (U1NLK)

166 We can't keep letting other countries crap on us and say thank you."

Sure we can.

/ the boosh family

Posted by: man at September 08, 2026 10:19 AM (cGjQu)

167 We’re the Emmys on? I had no idea. Nor do I care.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 08, 2026 10:17 AM (U1NLK)

I don't believe I've watched the Emmys since... shortly before I was born.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 08, 2026 10:19 AM (ExV1e)

168 Was she charged with a federal crime? Otherwise the president can’t pardon her.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 08, 2026 10:18 AM (U1NLK)

Her lawyer is a nincompoop.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 08, 2026 10:19 AM (ccf/V)

169 Probably why I have never owned a pair. Running shoes in general are hard to find in wide widths.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 08, 2026

New Balance has the best wide models IMO. Plenty of room in the toe box. Lightweight with good support as well. A wonder of modern technology. This is not a commercial; I don’t work for ‘em, I just buy them

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 08, 2026 10:19 AM (gkBVP)

170 99 Percent of Asylum Claims in Britain Are Fake

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It was all fake from the beginning.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 08, 2026 10:20 AM (ndZc7)

171 We’re the Emmys on? I had no idea"

The award shows have mostly gone to streaming. Their appeal has become more...selective.

Posted by: man at September 08, 2026 10:20 AM (cGjQu)

172
Today is the Feast of the Nativity of Our Lady. So, appropriate. Well done, CBD. Art.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2026 10:20 AM (eRlcH)

173 He can't.

There's nothing wonderful about a person who murders her 3 children in cold blood.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 08, 2026 10:16 AM (ccf/V)

If I were DJT: "No, I don't have the power to do that. If I had the power to order her to be put to death, I would that in a heartbeat, though."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 08, 2026 10:21 AM (1z8ji)

174 It was all fake from the beginning."

And British, therefore ghey

Posted by: man at September 08, 2026 10:21 AM (cGjQu)

175 >>Her lawyer is a nincompoop.

Nah. His lawyer is playing to Clancy's audience of rabid leftwing Karen's and trying to make Trump the bad guy.

He's been trying this case in the media since day 1. He's disgrace but he's not stupid.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 08, 2026 10:21 AM (viF8m)

176 New Balance has the best wide models IMO. Plenty of room in the toe box. Lightweight with good support as well. A wonder of modern technology. This is not a commercial; I don’t work for ‘em, I just buy them
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 08, 2026 10:19 AM (gkBVP)

The New Balance 990 has been a top shoe since its introduction in 1982. To me, it looks about the same as well.

Posted by: Oglebay at September 08, 2026 10:21 AM (2ap+5)

177 170 99 Percent of Asylum Claims in Britain Are Fake

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It was all fake from the beginning.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 08, 2026 10:20 AM (ndZc7)

They do not want asylum- they are not running from anything. They want easy pickings. They are predators- not victims.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 08, 2026 10:21 AM (Y/06r)

178 Really, the only war torn countries where people should be seeking asylum from are the Christians in North Africa.

Everyone else can f*ck right off with their bullshit asylum claims.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 08, 2026 10:21 AM (ccf/V)

179 Too nice

not my thing

Posted by: Don Black, reminding you to never throw late over the middle at September 08, 2026 10:21 AM (ZxPkt)

180 Surprised it’s only 99%. Maybe they’re grounding down. Cuz the real number is 99.9999%. There was that one guy in 2011 who was an actual refugee.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 08, 2026 10:22 AM (U1NLK)

181 My go to sneaker is a Sketchers Afterburn slip-in, extra wide with memory insole.

What I do is sew a leather counter into the heal and you get twice the service life out of it.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 08, 2026 10:22 AM (Lm2uZ)

182 They are predators- not victims.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 08, 2026 10:21 AM (Y/06r)

As displayed in the video out of the UK where the 'asylum seeker' told the guy "I'm just here to f*ck."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 08, 2026 10:22 AM (ccf/V)

183 Very nice art this morning.

I’m sensing a theme this week.

And, mornin’, all. Happy Tuesday.

Posted by: Bulg at September 08, 2026 10:23 AM (77rzZ)

184 And there's no such thing as a 'palestinian.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 08, 2026 10:23 AM (ccf/V)

185 He's been trying this case in the media since day 1. He's disgrace but he's not stupid.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 08, 2026 10:21 AM (viF8m)
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Trying to score a "moral victory" in the court of public opinion...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 08, 2026 10:23 AM (FZ29D)

186 >Her lawyer is a nincompoop.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 08, 2026 10:19 AM (ccf/V)

I had a conversation with a neighbor about the case over drinks on my front porch. She is engrossed / obsessed with the case. I didn't peg her as an AWFL, but clearly she is devastated by the mistrial. She confessed she gets all of her 'news' from TikTok. It was a very strange conversation.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at September 08, 2026 10:24 AM (cJ8nD)

187 I haven’t had cable in 15. Is network TV even a thing anymore? I honestly don’t know.

Seems like whenever I hear about Emmy winners it’s all Netflix and hbo shows.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 08, 2026 10:24 AM (U1NLK)

188 As displayed in the video out of the UK where the 'asylum seeker' told the guy "I'm just here to f*ck."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 08, 2026 10:22 AM (ccf/V)

Bring me a buffet of white 12-year olds. -- asylum seeker

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 08, 2026 10:24 AM (ExV1e)

189 She confessed she gets all of her 'news' from TikTok. It was a very strange conversation.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at September 08, 2026 10:24 AM (cJ8nD)

Ugh.......TikTok provides very little fact whatsoever.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 08, 2026 10:24 AM (ccf/V)

190 Today is the Feast of the Nativity of Our Lady. So, appropriate. Well done, CBD. Art.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Even though there is no dog?

Posted by: Tuna at September 08, 2026 10:24 AM (lJ0H4)

191 A palace can do that?

Posted by: The white house at September 08, 2026 10:24 AM (2Ez/1)

192 There was that one guy in 2011 who was an actual refugee."

What? One got thru?

/USCIS Senior Immigration Services Officers Lukman Owolabi Ganiyu and Adeniyi Akeem Somoye

Posted by: man at September 08, 2026 10:25 AM (cGjQu)

193 185 He's been trying this case in the media since day 1. He's disgrace but he's not stupid.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 08, 2026 10:21 AM (viF8m)
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Trying to score a "moral victory" in the court of public opinion...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 08, 2026 10:23 AM (FZ29D)

Also to taint the potential jury pool beyond recognition. He needs a *types* *deletes* to the forehead.

Fuck. This is evil.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 08, 2026 10:25 AM (Y/06r)

194 I am seeing a video on TikTok that claims Reddington is in legal trouble of his own. Four counts have been referred to the MA version of the bar association.

Namely to whit, with other clients, Kevin Reddington and his paralegal have been mingling client money into his personal bank account.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 08, 2026 10:25 AM (2GVsD)

195 The lawyer may be an immoral asswipe. But that’s exactly who you want as a defense lawyer. Guy who will do just about anything to keep you out of prison. You don’t want a Boy Scout.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 08, 2026 10:25 AM (U1NLK)

196 Trump can't pardon her
the governor of Illinois can

Posted by: Don Black, reminding you to never throw late over the middle at September 08, 2026 10:26 AM (ZxPkt)

197 I enjoy the art. Sadly the interview is not only cancelled, but the position filled. Guess that's God saying emphatically, "Not this one!"

So.. hoping for one of the others to come through as I continue applying. Also working through training videos to apply to be a substitute teacher because hey, maybe some kinda income...

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 08, 2026 10:26 AM (aJQbY)

198 Is network TV even a thing anymore?"

It's the bee's knees!

Posted by: man at September 08, 2026 10:26 AM (cGjQu)

199
Even though there is no dog?
Posted by: Tuna at September 08, 2026 10:24 AM (lJ0H4)

_________

I know this sounds shocking, but there are things even more important than dogs.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 08, 2026 10:26 AM (eRlcH)

200 I do find it hilarious/good that there are several videos on ewetub of women complaining about getting dumped by husbands/boyfriends after they supported Clancey.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 08, 2026 10:26 AM (Y/06r)

201 >>New Balance has the best wide models IMO. Plenty of room in the toe box. Lightweight with good support as well. A wonder of modern technology. This is not a commercial; I don’t work for ‘em, I just buy them

Axshully, it's old technology. I used to live next door to the guy who bought New Balance and turned it into what it is today. New Balance has been around for a long time under a different name. The company was originally founded to produce arch supports and other orthodics.

And made in the good ole Us of A.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 08, 2026 10:27 AM (viF8m)

202 Namely to whit, with other clients, Kevin Reddington and his paralegal have been mingling client money into his personal bank account.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 08, 2026 10:25 AM (2GVsD)

Color me surprised.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 08, 2026 10:27 AM (Y/06r)

203 Titty Baby!

Posted by: Titty Baby at September 08, 2026 10:28 AM (Z8Kuq)

204 The problem with 'French academy' approved painters at that time and actually most professional painters since before that is they were all taught the same techniques thus their paintings are all similar though some painters stand out with their skill.

Today we have a lot of good art but the reason we also have a lot of bad art is because artists want to stand out and separate themselves from everyone else. They want people to look at their paintings and say ' that painting has to be by X '

Posted by: polynikes at September 08, 2026 10:28 AM (KC5Lt)

205 198 Is network TV even a thing anymore?"

It's the bee's knees!
Posted by: man at September 08, 2026 10:26 AM (cGjQu)

23 Skidoo!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 08, 2026 10:28 AM (Y/06r)

206 195 The lawyer may be an immoral asswipe. But that’s exactly who you want as a defense lawyer. Guy who will do just about anything to keep you out of prison. You don’t want a Boy Scout.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 08, 2026 10:25 AM (U1NLK)

This guy is more scummy than usual. He is trying to get that juror killed- it addition to the three kids his client strangled.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 08, 2026 10:29 AM (Y/06r)

207 Illinois, Massachusetts, 220,221 whatever it takes.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 08, 2026 10:29 AM (U1NLK)

208 Trump can't pardon her
the governor of Illinois can
Posted by: Don Black, reminding you to never throw late over the middle at September 08, 2026 10:26 AM (ZxPkt)

Even though she's in Massachusetts? Wow, he has a lot of authority.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 08, 2026 10:29 AM (ExV1e)

209 >195 The lawyer may be an immoral asswipe. But that’s exactly who you want as a defense lawyer. Guy who will do just about anything to keep you out of prison. You don’t want a Boy Scout.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 08, 2026 10:25 AM (U1NLK)

Exactly. Mrs. Meta is appalled by the lack of a guilty verdict. I explained the defense attorney's only job is to plant the seed of reasonable doubt by virtually any legal means necessary.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at September 08, 2026 10:30 AM (cJ8nD)

210 Axshully, it's old technology. I used to live next door to the guy who bought New Balance and turned it into what it is today. New Balance has been around for a long time under a different name. The company was originally founded to produce arch supports and other orthodics.

And made in the good ole Us of A.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 08, 2026 10:27 AM (viF8m)

I did not know that! They make the best running shoes by far…. Only company that even comes close is Asics

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 08, 2026 10:30 AM (gkBVP)

211 207 Illinois, Massachusetts, 220,221 whatever it takes.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 08, 2026 10:29 AM (U1NLK)

208 Trump can't pardon her
the governor of Illinois can
Posted by: Don Black, reminding you to never throw late over the middle at September 08, 2026 10:26 AM (ZxPkt)

Even though she's in Massachusetts? Wow, he has a lot of authority.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 08, 2026 10:29 AM (ExV1e)

I was holding the shitpost because I did not know if he wasn't talking about another case of a felonious woman.

Gotta make hay while the sun shines.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 08, 2026 10:30 AM (Y/06r)

212 Probably why I have never owned a pair. Running shoes in general are hard to find in wide widths.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 08, 2026

Amazon has equipment you can buy to stretch out shoes. They work well. I used to do a lot of outdoor running.

Catching up on the trade war, which I have no control over. I hope no one here is affected.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at September 08, 2026 10:31 AM (Sco7b)

213 Bad news. Incredibly bad news. The Russians have discovered Shitposting. This is existential.

Margarita Simonyan
@M_Simonyan
2h
Lavrov: "Burnham said, we will be with Ukraine to the end. Since the end of Ukraine is not a happy end, I feel sorry for Britain."

Posted by: Kindltot at September 08, 2026 10:31 AM (rbvCR)

214 Exactly. Mrs. Meta is appalled by the lack of a guilty verdict. I explained the defense attorney's only job is to plant the seed of reasonable doubt by virtually any legal means necessary.
Posted by: Heavy Meta at September 08, 2026 10:30 AM (cJ8nD)

Kudos to Mrs Meta. You are not living with a hormonal psychopath. Grats, man.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 08, 2026 10:31 AM (Y/06r)

215 Talking about the monster who hung her two-year old son from the rafters because he was 'the devil'?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 08, 2026 10:32 AM (2GVsD)

216 UC prof says it’d be funny if someone killed Nick Shirley at Harvard “before the Kirkiversary”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 08, 2026 10:11 AM (ndZc7)

At this point it is just trolling- but that doesn't mean they don't need a hickory shampoo prescription.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 08, 2026 10:13 AM (Y/06r)

Of course it's just trolling. Just.....trolling....

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 08, 2026 10:32 AM (g8Ew8)

217 Very nice post and understand why it was made today!

Posted by: KPDog at September 08, 2026 10:33 AM (vP3iW)

218 I know this sounds shocking, but there are things even more important than dogs.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Stop it right now! Who's socking a regular?

Posted by: There's Rules Here at September 08, 2026 10:33 AM (Fn+3X)

219 >>I did not know that! They make the best running shoes by far…. Only company that even comes close is Asics

His condo next to mine was just his city place. He had a lot of money. He had a big deck on the back and used to have a Marathon party every year on race day to help promote his brand.

I have wide feet and NB always fit me well.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 08, 2026 10:33 AM (viF8m)

220 Of course it's just trolling. Just.....trolling....
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 08, 2026 10:32 AM (g8Ew

Well, until we start taking their threats seriously.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 08, 2026 10:33 AM (Y/06r)

221
At this point it is just trolling- but that doesn't mean they don't need a hickory shampoo prescription.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 08, 2026 10:13 AM (Y/06r)

No, I'm pretty sure a professor at UC would want Nick Shirley dead.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 08, 2026 10:33 AM (ccf/V)

222 Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 08, 2026 10:25 AM (U1NLK)

I hate the ends justify the means philosophy. Knowingly lying, exaggerating, targeting jurors , etc should not be part of the defense attorney's job.

Posted by: polynikes at September 08, 2026 10:34 AM (KC5Lt)

223 198 Is network TV even a thing anymore?"

It's the bee's knees!
Posted by: man at September 08, 2026 10:26 AM (cGjQu)

23 Skidoo!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 08, 2026 10:28 AM (Y/06r)

Jeepers!

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 08, 2026 10:34 AM (wVcYX)

224 >Even though she's in Massachusetts? Wow, he has a lot of authority.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic
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Yes I got that wrong!
I blame Johnson, and this damn war

my point, she did not commit an offense against the United States, which is the standard for a Presidential pardon

Posted by: Don Black, reminding you to never throw late over the middle at September 08, 2026 10:34 AM (ZxPkt)

225 215 Talking about the monster who hung her two-year old son from the rafters because he was 'the devil'?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 08, 2026 10:32 AM (2GVsD)

There have been several cases lately- or maybe we are just hearing about them. Woman slit her kids throats as well.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 08, 2026 10:34 AM (Y/06r)

226 >I did not know that! They make the best running shoes by far…. Only company that even comes close is Asics

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 08, 2026 10:30 AM (gkBVP)

Never could find a NB model that works for me. Was a long-time Asics fan, but their quality went downhill about 10 years ago. I was lucky if I could get 200 miles out of a pair before they fell apart. I switched to Mizunos and have been satisfied. I'll never buy anything Nike. Eff them.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at September 08, 2026 10:34 AM (cJ8nD)

227
my point, she did not commit an offense against the United States, which is the standard for a Presidential pardon
Posted by: Don Black, reminding you to never throw late over the middle at September 08, 2026 10:34 AM (ZxPkt)

Just like everyone telling me Owebama was so damn smart..........this lawyer.......

There's a difference between being smart and just f*cking downright evil. That lawyer is f*cking evil.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 08, 2026 10:35 AM (ccf/V)

228 What has Nick Shirley done to deserve death threats from Harvard Perfessors?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 08, 2026 10:35 AM (Lm2uZ)

229
I hate the ends justify the means philosophy. Knowingly lying, exaggerating, targeting jurors , etc should not be part of the defense attorney's job.
Posted by: polynikes at September 08, 2026 10:34 AM (KC5Lt)

"A new trial is granted on account of incompetent counsel - he didn't blame Trump!"

Posted by: Oglebay at September 08, 2026 10:36 AM (2ap+5)

230 I did not know that! They make the best running shoes by far…. Only company that even comes close is Asics
Posted by: LinusVanPelt

ASICS and Saucony are my go to brands. Currently have a couple pairs of ASICS.

Posted by: Tuna at September 08, 2026 10:36 AM (lJ0H4)

231 New Balance = Dad Shoes.

Have been without as Academy seemed to stop carrying them in stores, at least my favorite "walking" shoe.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 08, 2026 10:36 AM (wVcYX)

232 What has Nick Shirley done to deserve death threats from Harvard Perfessors?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 08, 2026 10:35 AM (Lm2uZ)

The only thing Shirley has done is point out the rampant fraud taking place in blue shitholes by 'immigrants.'

He's broken no laws, hurt or injured anyone and is doing investigative reporting.

They hate when the rug is pulled back to reveal leftist ideology.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 08, 2026 10:37 AM (ccf/V)

233 There's a difference between being smart and just f*cking downright evil. That lawyer is f*cking evil.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 08, 2026 10:35 AM (ccf/V)

But enough about his wife.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 08, 2026 10:38 AM (Y/06r)

234 I was holding the shitpost because I did not know if he wasn't talking about another case of a felonious woman.

Holding in your shitposts can cause health issues. Flow freely, my friends.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 08, 2026 10:38 AM (ExV1e)

235 What has Nick Shirley done to deserve death threats from Harvard Perfessors?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 08, 2026 10:35 AM (Lm2uZ)

To be fair it’s UC professors.
But his crime is speaking the truth. That’s kryptonite to a leftist.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 08, 2026 10:38 AM (U1NLK)

236
Holding in your shitposts can cause health issues. Flow freely, my friends.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 08, 2026 10:38 AM (ExV1e)

*fistbump*

Posted by: Mao at September 08, 2026 10:39 AM (ccf/V)

237 Trump can't pardon her
the governor of Illinois can
Posted by: Don Black, reminding you to never throw late over the middle at September 08, 2026 10:26 AM (ZxPkt)

Even though she's in Massachusetts? Wow, he has a lot of authority.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

Pritzker can do anything. Well, except pass by an all you can eat restaurant.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 08, 2026 10:39 AM (ndZc7)

238 That lawyer will never have to advertise again.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 08, 2026 10:39 AM (U1NLK)

239 I posted the Rant early because I have a doctor appointment. And he is running...early!

Wow.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 08, 2026 10:40 AM (iwxfK)

240
Pritzker can do anything. Well, except pass by an all you can eat restaurant.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 08, 2026 10:39 AM (ndZc7)

Or a child sex trafficking operation.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 08, 2026 10:40 AM (ccf/V)

241 Easy

I don't own a television

Posted by: Don Black, reminding you to never throw late over the middle at September 08, 2026 10:41 AM (ZxPkt)

242 Correction: Academy has NB shoes, but I have sticker shock.

FU Joe Biden!

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 08, 2026 10:42 AM (wVcYX)

243 Ran tup.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 08, 2026 10:43 AM (zdLoL)

244 > I am looking at video footage of the crashed plane and I am seeing no indication that the thrust reverser panels slid back on the engines. There should be a dark colored split in the cowling when they are engaged.
Posted by: Anna Puma
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Left main landing gear also doesn't fully extend to the runway, or rather, the plane is tilted so it can't make contact with the runway.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 08, 2026 10:43 AM (2Cry5)

245 Lindsay Clancy iceberg.

Collin Rugg
@CollinRugg
The online female TikTok community is becoming convinced that Patrick Clancy was part of a pedo ring that included the ADA, the chief of police, & doctors.
Speaking"Would [Clancy] then enlist the help of that ADA, that chief of police, those doctors and nurses that are in that ring to help him cover it up?"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 08, 2026 10:44 AM (ndZc7)

246 245 Lindsay Clancy iceberg.

Collin Rugg
@CollinRugg
The online female TikTok community is becoming convinced that Patrick Clancy was part of a pedo ring that included the ADA, the chief of police, & doctors.
Speaking"Would [Clancy] then enlist the help of that ADA, that chief of police, those doctors and nurses that are in that ring to help him cover it up?"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 08, 2026 10:44 AM (ndZc7)

I am surprised they are not saying he's a Trump supporter.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 08, 2026 10:45 AM (Y/06r)

247 Morning rant is nood in case you did not get CBD's nood call earlier.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 08, 2026 10:50 AM (Y/06r)

248 246 245 Lindsay Clancy iceberg.

Collin Rugg
@CollinRugg
The online female TikTok community is becoming convinced that Patrick Clancy was part of a pedo ring that included the ADA, the chief of police, & doctors.
Speaking"Would [Clancy] then enlist the help of that ADA, that chief of police, those doctors and nurses that are in that ring to help him cover it up?"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 08, 2026 10:44 AM (ndZc7)

I am surprised they are not saying he's a Trump supporter.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 08, 2026 10:45 AM (Y/06r)

So Candace Owens base has been identified?

Posted by: tubal at September 08, 2026 10:51 AM (Gqar8)

249 I am looking at video footage of the crashed plane and I am seeing no indication that the thrust reverser panels slid back on the engines. There should be a dark colored split in the cowling when they are engaged.
Posted by: Anna Puma
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Left main landing gear also doesn't fully extend to the runway, or rather, the plane is tilted so it can't make contact with the runway.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 08, 2026 10:43 AM (2Cry5)

Storms in the area too, which is evident in the video. A strong inflow gust could have caused the delayed touchdown by floating the plane further down the runway. Or, it just came in too fast. Either way, the pilots botched the recovery.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 08, 2026 10:53 AM (g8Ew8)

250 Art.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at September 08, 2026 10:56 AM (Be17s)

251 >>A strong inflow gust could have caused the delayed touchdown by floating the plane further down the runway

Sure, run with that.

Or maybe the apparent fact that the aircraft crossed the numbers at around Vref+35 based upon ADS-B data instead of right at Vref caused the forever float.

(You want to be at Vref+10 on the approach, Vref crossing over the runway numbers and Vref -10 in the round out).

Posted by: one hour sober at September 08, 2026 11:01 AM (J4Dwc)

252 never owned a pair of nike. wore NB steel-toes for years.
currently a Skechers fan, not specially durable, but comfortable; ... my field is limited to manufacturers who make 15 wides.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 08, 2026 11:23 AM (VyBeY)

253 onitsuka.

Posted by: cmeat at September 08, 2026 11:26 AM (Bep7s)

254 25 Frightening!
Posted by: Lindsey Clancy's Shoulder Devil at September 08, 2026 09:35 AM (EyiRc)

Very good!

Posted by: m at September 08, 2026 11:27 AM (odBC9)

255 What a beautiful piece after all the ugliness with women killing their children. Thank you, CBD

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