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THE MORNING RANT: There’s A Lot of Great News as We Start the Homestretch to the Midterm Elections

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Labor Day is the unofficial start of the campaign season for the November mid-term elections. The primaries are over, the phony summer push-polls are in the rearview mirror, and we’re about to be flooded with campaign ads. We have every reason to be excited to go to the polls to ensure an ongoing Congressional Republican majority, and to keep the DSA-influenced Democrats away from any levers of power.

The 20 months since President Trump’s inauguration in early 2025 have had the most significant conservative victories of my lifetime, far exceeding President Reagan’s accomplishments. Here are just a few of the things President Trump and his team have done:

• Closed the border to illegal invaders.

• Deported hundreds of thousands of illegal aliens, and caused millions more to self-deport.

• Slashed the federal workforce.

• Eliminated DEI and wokeness from the military and federal agencies.

• Eliminated EV mandates and green energy subsidies.

• Effectively terminated corporate average fuel economy requirements for auto manufacturers.

• Engaged the military to eliminate narco-terrorists.

• Engaged the DOJ to target corporations engaged in illegal racial discrimination in hiring.

There are so many more milestone accomplishments beyond those.

For decades the conservative base has clamored for the above victories. President Trump finally delivered. Amidst all this, there are many “conservative” influencers who are promoting doom. For many of them, that is their job - being paid to blackpill conservative voters to stay home, so as to elect a Democrat Congress. The resumption of Democrat lawfare against the Trump administration is their goal.

High prices are a problem, and are very frustrating to Americans, because there is an unrealistic expectation that prices will come down from the crazy inflation of the Biden years. At one point inflation exceeded 9% annually according to government record keepers. (We all know it was much higher, and that it compounded year over year.) Inflation is back down to 3%, but even if it falls to 0%, the runup in prices during the Biden years aren’t going away. Wage growth is the answer to this problem, and that is now happening thanks to Trump’s policies.

There is abundant great news on the economic front:

Wages: The combination of industrial growth and elimination of off-the-books foreign labor is creating demand for employees and pushing up wages. Per the Atlanta Federal Reserve Bank, wage growth is outpacing inflation, especially for those changing jobs, as employers are now having to compete for employees.

Industrial Activity: As I frequently write about, there is an explosion of industrial growth and economic activity in this country. The re-shoring of industry thanks to Trump’s tariffs and his America-first agenda is one of the drivers.

Job Creation: The most recent jobs report revealed job creation that was triple the expectation of “experts.” In addition, the number of job openings is surging. More than 1,000,000 new private sector jobs, filled by American citizens, have been created since Trump’s 2025 inauguration.

Here are just a few recent headlines that we can celebrate:

“August jobs report delivers unexpectedly strong news for US economy” [USA Today – 9/04/2026]

What’s funny about the great jobs report is that most media still tried to spin this as bad news, because it could lead to a rate hike by the Federal Reserve. Why would the Fed need to raise rates based on more people getting hired? There is a tired old economic trope (especially when Republicans are in power) that an expanding economy which is creating jobs with good wages is necessarily inflationary, and therefore the central bank has an obligation to raise rates to stifle economic growth and stop the jobs growth, thus staving off inflation.

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“SNAP food aid enrollment drops 13% as new federal work requirements take effect” [Fox 11 L.A. – 8/22/2026]

More than 5 million people have stopped receiving food stamps thanks to the Trump administration. This is largely due to eligibility requirements that disallow the able-bodied from choosing dependence over employment.

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“Fentanyl deaths plunge 22% as Trump White House touts crackdown on deadly drug crisis” [Fox News – 8/21/2026]

My wife and I have had two different friends lose a child to a fentanyl overdose. In one of those cases, it was effectively the murder of a teenaged girl who did not know she was ingesting fentanyl. The fentanyl deaths in this country have been a form of asymmetric warfare waged by China in affiliation with Latin American crime syndicates. Democrats, open border advocates, and China-loving “free traders” all stand in solidarity with the murderous narcotics traffickers. Donald Trump doesn’t. Instead, he’s taking them out.

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“Foreign-born population dropped by roughly 3 million under Trump” [Just The News – 9/03/2026]

This includes 2.6 million illegal aliens, many of whom were the “worst of the worst” as far as criminal behavior.

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“Federal workforce shrank by 54,000 employees under Trump, watchdog group says” [WSBT – 7/31/20256]

Beyond the tens of thousands of federal employees that have been eliminated under Trump, their percentage of the American workforce is at an historic low. Meanwhile, the “true conservatives” in legacy right-of-center media are working to discourage MAGA conservatives from voting in November. The “true conservatives” pushed the issue of smaller government for decades. Trump actually delivered, and they’ll never forgive him for it. These are the same “conservative” frauds working to demoralize you and keep you from voting in November.

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We are winning, and we can keep on winning if we get out and vote to keep Democrats away from power – locally and nationally.

[buck.throckmorton at protonmail dot com]

Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at 11:00 AM




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1 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 07, 2026 11:01 AM (NcvvS)

2 And SPONGE!!

Posted by: Nazdar at September 07, 2026 11:01 AM (NcvvS)

3 I hope so

Posted by: Skip at September 07, 2026 11:01 AM (Ia/+0)

4 Fighting off Mgid like they are Mosquitos and I am in a swamp

Posted by: Skip at September 07, 2026 11:02 AM (Ia/+0)

5 Now it's time for our fake Fall Push Polls.

Posted by: Big Fake Polling, Inc. at September 07, 2026 11:03 AM (2Ez/1)

6 If somehow universal voting ID was imposed I would feel much more confident.

Posted by: Skip at September 07, 2026 11:03 AM (Ia/+0)

7 This post isn't going to sit well with the eeyores and black pill pushers among us.

Maybe a trigger warning?

Posted by: Will Robinson. at September 07, 2026 11:03 AM (A3xvt)

8 I pay tribute to Rick Santelli, the bright shing light at CNBC who started the Tea Party movement with one of his rants and who has for years offset the nuttiness that is Andrew Ross Sorkin. Santelli is retiring next month but I am certain his last day report will be lit.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 07, 2026 11:05 AM (gYIcH)

9 This post isn't going to sit well with the eeyores and black pill pushers among us."

NOOOOOO!

Success is not tolerated!

Posted by: man at September 07, 2026 11:06 AM (cGjQu)

10 More good news: This Saturday just past I attended the wedding of a young woman, the daughter of a good friend murdered by al Qaeda on 9/11. She had a joyous day, filled with cigar smoke and dancing just as her father would wish. What a great weekend, and Mayor Madmani can go jump off the 59th street bridge.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 07, 2026 11:08 AM (gYIcH)

11 "My wife and I have had two different friends lose a child to a fentanyl overdose. In one of those cases, it was effectively the murder of a teenaged girl who did not know she was ingesting fentanyl." --Buck--

A good friend would offer to take out the killer.
I would.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 07, 2026 11:11 AM (zafwz)

12 Local Parents in Ceuta React With Horror as Migrant Camp Planned Next to Children’s Nursery

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Islamophobia.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 07, 2026 11:11 AM (ndZc7)

13 My opinion on a certain breed of scumbag.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zv6PY1BQLBE

Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 07, 2026 11:14 AM (zafwz)

14 and Mayor Madmani can go jump off the 59th street bridge."

Feeling groovy...

Posted by: man at September 07, 2026 11:14 AM (cGjQu)

15 The political situation in 2016 looked more bleak at this point and it turned out Ok.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 07, 2026 11:15 AM (qwx/I)

16 and Mayor Madmani can go jump off the 59th street bridge.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 07, 2026 11:08 AM (gYIcH)
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That would be groovy!

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at September 07, 2026 11:16 AM (IwlG/)

17 Horde mind!

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at September 07, 2026 11:17 AM (IwlG/)

18 Love the optimism, Buck

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at September 07, 2026 11:18 AM (xcxpd)

19 How dare you give me reasons to be hopeful!

Posted by: Dr. T at September 07, 2026 11:18 AM (lHPJf)

20 High prices are a problem, and are very frustrating to Americans, because there is an unrealistic expectation that prices will come down from the crazy inflation of the Biden years.

Call me an eeyore or a black pill pusher. I don't care.

In my experience, the majority of voters, save for the hard core, vote by their pocketbooks. Gas prices have come down, but they are back up (over $4/gal here in MA). Food prices may have come down, but they are back up - not to mention the pernicious effect of 'shrinkflation.'

I'm on the Trump train, but the man's style handicaps him. As much fun as it is trolling the left about "Lake America" and "New Not Mexico," John Q Public's concern is his paycheck and his bills. Trump has less than two months to convince people that prices will drop. He isn't making the case.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 07, 2026 11:19 AM (qRla/)

21 18 Love the optimism, Buck
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at September 07, 2026 11:18 AM (xcxpd


Yes... I could use a little of that..

Posted by: It's me donna at September 07, 2026 11:19 AM (+gK6I)

22 Are you sure you didn't take a wrong turn at Albuquerque, Buck?! Positive news?!!

And thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 07, 2026 11:19 AM (wmzkx)

23 Hopefully the GOP brain trust taps into their inner Atwater and runs ads linking the Clancy trial (which will be resumed in Sep/October) to the Democrat party.

The media will call it the "most negative campaign ad" ever but it could help to get the young White male vote to the polls.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 07, 2026 11:20 AM (qwx/I)

24 Yes, surely Democrats will fix high prices....If the voters believe this they deserve what they get.

Posted by: steevy at September 07, 2026 11:21 AM (YwEeS)

25 Forgot to list MAJOR accomplishment: historic drop in violent crime rate. I rank that as second greatest thing, next to sealing the border.

Posted by: gp at September 07, 2026 11:21 AM (Jr5Lq)

26 IIRC the midterms are also when KY votes for McConnell's replacement, as he's not running again (because he's probably dead.)

This might be his staff's ploy to remain on the payroll until then. The GOP approves.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 07, 2026 11:21 AM (2Cry5)

27 That Buck sure do write good. Good rant. Imagine where we be if Kneepads won.

Posted by: Winning Streak, Par Excellence at September 07, 2026 11:22 AM (Fn+3X)

28 What matters is if the voters believe the dems "free" stuff or not... If so... We're screwed... If not, it will be a good election day/week/month....

Posted by: It's me donna at September 07, 2026 11:23 AM (+gK6I)

29 GOOD!

Good to all of it., but especially the self-deportation. It has always infuriated me that children illegally brought here can enroll in school, free lunch (sometimes breakfast!), and low-income programs.

On the other hand, thiese American boys who were dumped by their mother can't even enroll in school. https://tinyurl.com/3sw798ds

Posted by: NaughtyPine at September 07, 2026 11:23 AM (fy544)

30 Gas prices have come down, but they are back up (over $4/gal here in MA"

Hey, let's shut down more pipelines!

Food prices are the best in quite some time. This summer saw huge travel/vacations as well...

Posted by: man at September 07, 2026 11:24 AM (cGjQu)

31 Gas prices have come down, but they are back up (over $4/gal here in MA"


$ 7.99 here for diesel.. $5.79 for regular...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 07, 2026 11:26 AM (+gK6I)

32 The news is good but evil never sleeps. However, I will celebrate what we can.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 07, 2026 11:26 AM (/k3in)

33 Even if we had universal voting ID imposed it would be dragged out in courts for twenty years before they would say if it was constitutional or not. Our system sucks for reasons.

Posted by: Case at September 07, 2026 11:27 AM (noln+)

34 Not mentioned is that this is the most pro 2nd Amendment administration in history (at least in my opinion).

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 07, 2026 11:27 AM (gm9Sb)

35 Look, Donny - I voted for triumphs, not triumphal arches, so keep your eye on the ball for another couple years, okay?

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at September 07, 2026 11:27 AM (UWN7z)

36
Mayor Madmani can go jump off the 59th street bridge.
Posted by: Huck Follywood


That would be groovy!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 07, 2026 11:28 AM (Cqx++)

37 On the other hand, these American boys who were dumped by their mother can't even enroll in school.

Just watched the video and it was more than irritating. I hope those boys are soon in school.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 07, 2026 11:28 AM (/k3in)

38 Thx Buck.
The polls, yeah I know , are starting to become more favorable as well. The Dems are getting nervous about NH ( I'd love to see the DSA won the primary), Ohio and Michigan.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 07, 2026 11:28 AM (TrqdA)

39 35 Look, Donny - I voted for triumphs, not triumphal arches, so keep your eye on the ball for another couple years, okay?
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at September 07, 2026 11:27 AM (UWN7z)

Agreed... Am I the only one who thinks the arch is dumb ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 07, 2026 11:28 AM (+gK6I)

40 $ 7.99 here for diesel.. $5.79 for regular..."

Never paid over 3.5 for regular all summer here (Houston area).

The next challenge is fuel transmission.

Posted by: man at September 07, 2026 11:28 AM (cGjQu)

41
Never paid over 3.5 for regular all summer here (Houston area).

The next challenge is fuel transmission.
Posted by: man at September 07, 2026 11:28 AM (cGjQu


Welcome to California...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 07, 2026 11:30 AM (+gK6I)

42 $ 7.99 here for diesel.. $5.79 for regular...
Posted by: It's me donna
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3.59 (WaWa) to 3.89 (Speedway) here for regular.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 07, 2026 11:31 AM (XvL8K)

43 Buck, add fraud fighting to your list. The administration is hitting it on multiple fronts.

Posted by: George V at September 07, 2026 11:31 AM (g6ahB)

44 Seen on X: "Post partum hormones make me want to deport 100 million third worlders."

Posted by: NR Pax at September 07, 2026 11:31 AM (/k3in)

45 My company (small industrial manufacturer) has seen orders surge in 2025 and 2026, so I'm good until 27.

Speaking of job growth -- one of the observations on X is that more than 90% of jobs since Trump took over have gone to women, although I'm not sure how that's calculated. In my company, the new office positions and their hires have been women. I guess it's true Boomers like their office harems.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 07, 2026 11:31 AM (qwx/I)

46 Just watched the video and it was more than irritating. I hope those boys are soon in school."

It is quite amazing at the numbers of illegals consuming the school resources across the country....

Posted by: man at September 07, 2026 11:31 AM (cGjQu)

47 one of the observations on X is that more than 90% of jobs since Trump took over have gone to women, although I'm not sure how that's calculated"

It's pulled from the arse...

Posted by: man at September 07, 2026 11:32 AM (cGjQu)

48 "Liberal woman, stay away from me hee..."

https://youtu.be/5DGtDT0gDxk

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 07, 2026 11:33 AM (2GVsD)

49 Agreed... Am I the only one who thinks the arch is dumb ?
Posted by: It's me donna at September 07, 2026 11:28 AM (+gK6I)

No you are not.
We don't need it any more than we need a replica of the Brandenburg Gate or an Eiffel tower.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at September 07, 2026 11:34 AM (zafwz)

50 Look, Donny - I voted for triumphs, not triumphal arches, so keep your eye on the ball for another couple years, okay?
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at September 07, 2026 11:27 AM (UWN7z)

Agreed... Am I the only one who thinks the arch is dumb ?
Posted by: It's me donna at September 07, 2026 11:28 AM (+gK6I)


There are a lot of things Trump does that I think are dumb and a lot I support. What I am disappointed about are the things he hasn't done. I have my list and I am sure you have yours. But I still believe the midterms will come down to staple prices, which will drive enthusiasm.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 07, 2026 11:34 AM (qRla/)

51 It's pulled from the arse...

Fart facts.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 07, 2026 11:34 AM (2GVsD)

52 "Agreed... Am I the only one who thinks the arch is dumb ?"

I agree. I want him to drain the swamp, not gild it.

Posted by: gp at September 07, 2026 11:34 AM (Jr5Lq)

53 It's not even optimism, it's all objectively true.

Anyone still whining about what the Trump administration hasn't done instead of celebrating how much they have already done in less than 2 years just wants to be miserable.

Some of the stuff Trump is doing, like taking back the western hemisphere and kicking the commies out, won't even be noticed for years because the media is too busy obssessing over Trump's trolling but it is enormous.

Best administration in my lifetime.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 07, 2026 11:34 AM (viF8m)

54 I'm just glad that Election Day isn't during August. Been a very hot one here this year.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 07, 2026 11:35 AM (g8Ew8)

55 The very best rendering of the 59th Street Bridge Song is by Liberace.

Posted by: Wisconsin's Finest at September 07, 2026 11:35 AM (Fn+3X)

56 I do think if the Marxists don't get their way with a majority in the mid terms they will get more crazy

Posted by: Skip at September 07, 2026 11:35 AM (Ia/+0)

57 Am I the only one who thinks the arch is dumb ?"

Squirrel!

Posted by: man at September 07, 2026 11:36 AM (cGjQu)

58 Republicans could ship in free gas to blue states and that still wouldn't change their vote.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 07, 2026 11:36 AM (E0Et6)

59 The very best rendering of the 59th Street Bridge Song is by Liberace"

This

Posted by: man at September 07, 2026 11:36 AM (cGjQu)

60 58 Republicans could ship in free gas to blue states and that still wouldn't change their vote.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 07, 2026 11:36 AM (E0Et6)

Of course.... I'm more concerned with the "purple" States...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 07, 2026 11:37 AM (+gK6I)

61

but but but but......

Complaining about the arch or Lake America feels so good! It shows that bad orange man how mad (stamps foot on floor) I am!

Posted by: Will Robinson. at September 07, 2026 11:39 AM (A3xvt)

62 $ 7.99 here for diesel.. $5.79 for regular...
Posted by: It's me donna
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Damn! You must live in a high-tax shithole city or state. Prices are reasonable here.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 07, 2026 11:39 AM (g8Ew8)

63 >>Agreed... Am I the only one who thinks the arch is dumb ?

Did you know that Congress approved a similar momument in Memorial Circle over 100 years ago? This is not a new thing, Trump is just the guy who actually does things.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 07, 2026 11:39 AM (viF8m)

64 Did you know that Congress approved a similar momument in Memorial Circle over 100 years ago? This is not a new thing, Trump is just the guy who actually does things.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 07, 2026 11:39 AM (viF8m)

Sure , but the timing for it is off...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 07, 2026 11:40 AM (+gK6I)

65 "Did you know that Congress approved a similar momument in Memorial Circle over 100 years ago?"

We didn't need it then, don't need it now. Govt spends too much. It would be nice if "our side" would act like it.

Posted by: gp at September 07, 2026 11:41 AM (Jr5Lq)

66 If you can't trust "observations on X" what can you trust?

Posted by: I gotta ask at September 07, 2026 11:41 AM (2Ez/1)

67 I do think if the Marxists don't get their way with a majority in the mid terms they will get more crazy
Posted by: Skip
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The DSA wing will get more crazy no matter the result, but if they underperform in the midterms I think the Carville wing will prevail in picking their 28 nominee. That would be whoever they can sell as a normie like they did Biden in 20.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 07, 2026 11:42 AM (XvL8K)

68 Have you looked at what PDT has done to restore the monuments in DC ?

Posted by: Ben Had at September 07, 2026 11:42 AM (E0Et6)

69 It is quite amazing at the numbers of illegals consuming the school resources across the country....
Posted by: man


In an ideal world, the school administrators would be shamed into admitting those kids and a fundraiser for that man would get power and water restored. Those two kids are worth more than 100 illegals.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 07, 2026 11:44 AM (/k3in)

70 Again. The arch is a squirrel.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 07, 2026 11:44 AM (g8Ew8)

71 66 If you can't trust "observations on X" what can you trust?
Posted by: I gotta ask at September 07, 2026 11:41 AM (2Ez/1)

You can trust me.

Posted by: Smilin' Freddy's Quality Used Cars at September 07, 2026 11:45 AM (R6aIA)

72 I do think if the Marxists don't get their way with a majority in the mid terms they will get more crazy

Posted by: Skip at September 07, 2026 11:35 AM (Ia/+0)
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Even if they do get their way it is a 100% certainty the communist democrats will get more insane. It is in their nature.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at September 07, 2026 11:45 AM (xvV+O)

73 The arch is a squirrel, Yep and some on our side keep falling for it.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 07, 2026 11:45 AM (E0Et6)

74 Have you looked at what PDT has done to restore the monuments in DC ?"

Was back there earlier this year, first time in nearly 5 years. The change was almost jarring. Clean, neat, freshly touched up... it was truly amazing.
Others we know have raved about how nice conditions are now...

Posted by: man at September 07, 2026 11:46 AM (cGjQu)

75 >>Sure , but the timing for it is off...

Why? Democrats have been tearing down statues and monuments, including just the other week in Virginia, celebrating our country for years.

Regardless of what the garbage media says, the country is flying right now and us ordinary people are getting the controls back. It's absolutely time to celebrate this country and be optimistic.

Plus it has the added benefit of pissing off the left to no end.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 07, 2026 11:46 AM (viF8m)

76 62 I finally did a painting with a dog in it so my first piece of art.
Posted by: polynikes

Me too.

Posted by: Quality Learing Center at September 07, 2026 11:46 AM (Fn+3X)

77 "underperform"

The Paolo, he does not know, how you say, what this word means.

Posted by: The Paolo at September 07, 2026 11:46 AM (2Ez/1)

78 I've said for a long time that the Republicans will lose neither the Senate nor the House, but in fact will gain in both chambers. I'm with Ben Had on this one.

That said, the GOPe is doing their darndest to lose this election for Trump. If what I think won't happen does, it will be because of people like Thune who aren't - and won't - give the base a reason to turn out for them.

Trump's domestic accomplishments leave Reagan's in the dust. He's on his way towards fixing some of Reagan's most glaring mistakes on the international front as well - starting with Iran. I could care less about the trolling he does about Gulfs, Lakes, or Centers. What's a shame to me is that he's the only one doing this - we're supposed to have a Party whose job it is to do exactly what Trump's doing by himself.

Best administration in my lifetime - by far.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 07, 2026 11:47 AM (0CU3H)

79 Those two kids are worth more than 100 illegals."

Not in funding!

Posted by: man at September 07, 2026 11:47 AM (cGjQu)

80 Copy/paste fail.

Posted by: Quality Learing Center at September 07, 2026 11:47 AM (Fn+3X)

81 Regardless of what the garbage media says, the country is flying right now and us ordinary people are getting the controls back. It's absolutely time to celebrate this country and be optimistic."

Absolutely.

Posted by: man at September 07, 2026 11:48 AM (cGjQu)

82 The arch is a squirrel, Yep and some on our side keep falling for it.
Posted by: Ben Had

Eyes on the prize, folks. The distractions aren't meant for us.

Posted by: She Hobbit at September 07, 2026 11:48 AM (ftFVW)

83 I must have hit a nerve with this Arch... It just seems silly to me, and yes I do appreciate all the work Trump has had done to restore Our DC monuments.. I also love the big beautiful Ballroom..

Posted by: It's me donna at September 07, 2026 11:49 AM (+gK6I)

84 She Hobbit gets it.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 07, 2026 11:49 AM (E0Et6)

85 And if they get totally schlonged in the midterms, I'd put good money on the party formally splitting.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 07, 2026 11:50 AM (XvL8K)

86 "The arch is a squirrel, Yep and some on our side keep falling for it."

What am I missing, then? It's scheduled to begin construction soon. Are you saying it won't be built, or if it is, it won't cost taxpayers anything? Please tell me what exactly makes it a squirrel?

We've got enough damn monuments in DC, along with their perpetual maintenance budgets. We don't need more. The ballroom was supposed to cost $200M of private money. Now it's projected to cost $300M private and another $300M public money.

Posted by: gp at September 07, 2026 11:50 AM (Jr5Lq)

87 I voted for this. A lot of my relatives are just fixated on Trump and won't give credit for anything good. Sad!

Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 07, 2026 11:50 AM (llBIB)

88 39 35 Look, Donny - I voted for triumphs, not triumphal arches, so keep your eye on the ball for another couple years, okay?
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at September 07, 2026 11:27 AM (UWN7z)

Agreed... Am I the only one who thinks the arch is dumb ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 07, 2026 11:28 AM (+gK6I)

No, you're not the only one. I would prefer that we wrapped up the Iran business and got past the midterms before we get started on the triumphal arch, if then. But what do I know - I'm just a mostly-lurking moron.

Posted by: Retired, thank God at September 07, 2026 11:50 AM (va0Yo)

89 I've been getting several ads for Tallerico since the month started. Fundraising, asking for five or even just one dollar. (once they have your name, they can hide the foreign money, I assume)

I don't want to cast aspersions, but, uuh... This fuggin' guy? He has the presence of sugar free pudding. This guy is no one's first choice for anything.

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at September 07, 2026 11:53 AM (r7+Q7)

90 I remember going to DC with my grandfather when I was a kid. I was awestruck looking at things like the Lincoln Memorial and the Washington Monument (that big tall pointy thing that seems to serve no purpose). It made me proud to be an American. Our capital city was beautiful.

You can look at any monument or statue and argue they aren't worth it but they are. There's a reason the left has been trying to tear them down for years. A country that forgets its history and doesn't celebrate it is doomed to fall.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 07, 2026 11:54 AM (viF8m)

91 Drove a bunch of assholes right out of their gourds.
Had fun doing it.

Posted by: DaveA at September 07, 2026 11:54 AM (FhXTo)

92 I don't want to cast aspersions, but, uuh... This fuggin' guy? He has the presence of sugar free pudding. This guy is no one's first choice for anything.
Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at September 07, 2026 11:53 AM (r7+Q7)

BUT HE'S LEADING THE POLLS! CALIFORNIANS, SEND US MONEY!!!! HONEST, WE CAN WIN THIS ONE! I HAVE MY EYE ON A BRAND NEW PORSCHE!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 07, 2026 11:55 AM (Y/06r)

93 That said, the GOPe is doing their darndest to lose this election"

The CoC will never forget.

And a monument is the worst crisis? That's funny right there.

Posted by: man at September 07, 2026 11:55 AM (cGjQu)

94 PDT is reshaping the world. I don't care if he wants an arch. Hell, I want him to have his own damn mountain.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 07, 2026 11:55 AM (E0Et6)

95 That is one thing that is hilarious about the Kamala candidacy. 2 BILLION dollars and it appears it was just a way for the consultancy class to soak the donor class.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 07, 2026 11:55 AM (Y/06r)

96 I was thinking about these "conservatives" just this morning. Remember the National Review managing editor Francovitch wrote that the Covington High School kids "spit on the cross" in reaction to the picture of Nick Sandman smiling awkwardly when Nathan Phillips got up into his face with his pow wow drum? Somehow that came to mind and the NR reaction made me more angry than that of the waste-stream media, because they do what they're gonna do. But NR, if they are the conservative magazine they portend to be, needs to treat the truth as something that is dear.

These never-Trump shit heads are as useless as teats on a boar hog.

Posted by: Minuteman at September 07, 2026 11:56 AM (47/pr)

97 been getting several ads for Tallerico since the month started."

Yeah. Supposed to have blown thru all kinds of campaign cash, and is now begging for more.

Posted by: man at September 07, 2026 11:57 AM (cGjQu)

98 The DNC is broke and the Democrats in general are on the verge intraparty of civil war. As inept as the GOP is, the dems are worse. Republicans hold both houses.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 07, 2026 11:57 AM (u73oe)

99 86 "The arch is a squirrel, Yep and some on our side keep falling for it."

What am I missing, then? It's scheduled to begin construction soon. Are you saying it won't be built, or if it is, it won't cost taxpayers anything? Please tell me what exactly makes it a squirrel?

We've got enough damn monuments in DC, along with their perpetual maintenance budgets. We don't need more. The ballroom was supposed to cost $200M of private money. Now it's projected to cost $300M private and another $300M public money.
Posted by: gp at September 07, 2026 11:50 AM (Jr5Lq)

The problem is that the ballroom is necessary for security. Not to mention the last ten presidents have wanted one. Build it, and it can be used from this point forward and it will be out of the way.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 07, 2026 11:58 AM (WB/3O)

100 73 The arch is a squirrel, Yep and some on our side keep falling for it.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 07, 2026 11:45 AM


I'm sitting right here.

Posted by: The Ballroom at September 07, 2026 11:58 AM (2Ez/1)

101 97 been getting several ads for Tallerico since the month started."

Yeah. Supposed to have blown thru all kinds of campaign cash, and is now begging for more.
Posted by: man at September 07, 2026 11:57 AM (cGjQu)


Is it true he's actually doing a fundraiser in California ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 07, 2026 11:59 AM (+gK6I)

102 98 The DNC is broke and the Democrats in general are on the verge intraparty of civil war. As inept as the GOP is, the dems are worse. Republicans hold both houses.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 07, 2026 11:57 AM (u73oe)

If the Dems fail to win either House and/or have lackluster results on the state level, that civil war explodes.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 07, 2026 11:59 AM (WB/3O)

103 >>The problem is that the ballroom is necessary for security. Not to mention the last ten presidents have wanted one. Build it, and it can be used from this point forward and it will be out of the way.

Not to mention it is largely being paid for with private donations. Just like the arch.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 07, 2026 11:59 AM (viF8m)

104 It is what is under the ballroom that is important.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 07, 2026 11:59 AM (E0Et6)

105

Is it true he's actually doing a fundraiser in California ?
Posted by: It's me donna at September 07, 2026 11:59 AM (+gK6I)

Would not surprise me.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 07, 2026 12:00 PM (WB/3O)

106 Don't get me started.

Posted by: Winston Wolfe at September 07, 2026 12:00 PM (r7+Q7)

107 Not to mention it is largely being paid for with private donations. Just like the arch.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 07, 2026 11:59 AM (viF8m)

Like I said, I love the Big beautiful Ballroom....

Posted by: It's me donna at September 07, 2026 12:00 PM (+gK6I)

108 The White House didn't come with a basketball court.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 07, 2026 12:01 PM (E0Et6)

109 Three black pill indicators:

"Nothing will happen."

"But Epstein's customers are still running around."

"Israel/THE JEWS/Zionists run everything."

Posted by: Minuteman at September 07, 2026 12:03 PM (47/pr)

110 wage growth is outpacing inflation...

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This is how Trump addresses "affordability" but youngsters have been diseducated about economics so, say to them "lower prices!!1!"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 07, 2026 12:03 PM (nbUa5)

111 The GOPe is trying their damnedest to lose the midterms. Fortunately, the Dems may be trying to just a bit harder!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at September 07, 2026 12:03 PM (UWN7z)

112 Or an indoor swimming pool.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 07, 2026 12:03 PM (viF8m)

113 Trump's domestic accomplishments leave Reagan's in the dust. He's on his way towards fixing some of Reagan's most glaring mistakes on the international front as well - starting with Iran. I could care less about the trolling he does about Gulfs, Lakes, or Centers. What's a shame to me is that he's the only one doing this - we're supposed to have a Party whose job it is to do exactly what Trump's doing by himself.

Best administration in my lifetime - by far.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 07, 2026 11:47 AM (0CU3H)

Call me when he changes the world map. I have been pleasantly surprised by Trump. Reagan is still #1. You could say ending the Cold War paved the way for someone like Trump.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 07, 2026 12:03 PM (WB/3O)

114 That is one thing that is hilarious about the Kamala candidacy. 2 BILLION dollars and it appears it was just a way for the consultancy class to soak the donor class.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 07, 2026 11:55 AM (Y/06r)
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Yet they persist.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 07, 2026 12:04 PM (nbUa5)

115 These never-Trump shit heads are as useless as teats on a boar hog.

Posted by: Minuteman at September 07, 2026 11:56 AM (47/pr)

This. The sense of betrayal is the thing. All of these asshats always had contempt for us- Trump just got them to show it.

And the thing is it is not just NRO- it was a host of commentators like Patterico, AP, etc etc.

Hell, I think a lot of ace's motivating animus the past 8 years has been that sense of betrayal.

How many cruises are you doing now, NRO?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 07, 2026 12:05 PM (Y/06r)

116 is under the ballroom that is important.
Posted by: Ben Had


Look up not down.

An actual roof stops drone swarms better than a tent.

Posted by: DaveA at September 07, 2026 12:05 PM (FhXTo)

117 Lots of recipes call for shredded Chicken. But they never really explain how to get there first.

I’m going to try a new technique I read about here, throwing caution to the wind here. It’s fry one side seasoned well in butter or your favorite till browned, maybe 5 minutes, flip and then add 3/4 cup Chicken bouillon or stock and cover with a lid and poach for another 7 to 10 minutes or so till done It’s supposed to shred easily with two forks this way.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 07, 2026 12:05 PM (lYAIJ)

118 I love the work being done by US Assistant.Attorney General Harmeet Dillon in the area of civil rights and religious freedom. The lawsuits take time, but i'm looking forward to success.

Yes, i'm thinking of you Don Lemon.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 07, 2026 12:05 PM (llBIB)

119 It's me donna, I can appreciate your scepticism having to live in California.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 07, 2026 12:06 PM (E0Et6)

120 What? Nothing on the election in Sachsen-Anhalt? : )

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 07, 2026 12:06 PM (WB/3O)

121 I was out of the loop yesterday and just saw video from a Miami news station showing the final approach and landing of the Amazon contractor B76.

Yikes, that was a significant float down the runway after the round out.

Posted by: one hour sober at September 07, 2026 12:06 PM (J4Dwc)

122 Made the mistake of reading the Fox News story on SNAP. Oh those poor moochers.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 07, 2026 12:06 PM (bX16E)

123 Or an indoor swimming pool.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 07, 2026 12:03 PM (viF8m)

Or a bowling alley

Posted by: Boswell at September 07, 2026 12:06 PM (j10i6)

124 Yet they persist.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 07, 2026 12:04 PM (nbUa5)

Hell, it's a good gig if you can get it and you only need to get a small percentage of that 2 billion to be very well off.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 07, 2026 12:06 PM (Y/06r)

125 I never promised you a rose garden either

Posted by: Skip at September 07, 2026 12:06 PM (Ia/+0)

126 My lifetime rankings
1. Trump
2. Reagan
Not ranked: Biden, Obama, Bush, Clinton, Bush, Carter, Ford, Nixon, Johnson

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 07, 2026 12:07 PM (nbUa5)

127 Yes, surely Democrats will fix high prices....If the voters believe this they deserve what they get.

--

Yeah, this kind of thinking from voters exasperates me. Costs for food/fuel were sky high under Biden and his explosion in gov't spending, and importation of who knows how many millions of illegals, sending inflation through the roof...

...and magically, inflation is still with us, but somehow, if we put Democrats back in office, costs will go down when they blew up under Democrats before?

How does that rationale work in one's brain apart from TDS?

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 07, 2026 12:07 PM (qBdHI)

128 Something that should have made the list: The Mad Mullahs won't have a nuke to blackmail the world with.

Posted by: Minuteman at September 07, 2026 12:08 PM (47/pr)

129 When the IRGC falls there will be one less muslim country in the world.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 07, 2026 12:09 PM (E0Et6)

130 I see that H1B applications have plummeted -- hopefully the GOP strategerists can play this up as well.

Nativism may well save the Republic.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 07, 2026 12:10 PM (qwx/I)

131 I still think an opportunity was lost when they put the press room over the old swimming pool, but never included a trap door and big red button.

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at September 07, 2026 12:10 PM (r7+Q7)

132 Paxton was on Fox last night. President Trump put in $10 million and he feels more will be coming in. He's optimistic but should be shocked Talarico isn't being laughed out of Texas.

Price is Right. A lady was off on the final showcase by $411 dollars. That's an incredible bid. BUT the other lady was off by $408 and won.

News

CBC - We're in full retard mode with a Trade War mkst people on your street won't even notice. I'd love for President Trump to put in 6 months notice on the Free Trade deal and pump billions into industries like steel to completely destroy us. Just destroy us.

Fox - Outnumbered. Yeah, it must be a holiday. That's an unattractive cast. Flock cameras.

CNN - armed man arrested after lunging toward Gov Dem nominee. I'm guessing this'll disappear after facts emerge.

MSNow - same story. Taser and two pistols.

They're all wee weed up. I'm going to self ban myself for a few minutes.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at September 07, 2026 12:10 PM (Sco7b)

133 Not mentioned is that this is the most pro 2nd Amendment administration in history (at least in my opinion).

Yup. DOJ participating in pro-2A sue-and-settle on silencers is huge, and will end tyranny dating back to FDR.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 07, 2026 12:13 PM (QZThv)

134
What? Nothing on the election in Sachsen-Anhalt? : )
Posted by: Cow Demon


Did the Saxons begin to hate?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 07, 2026 12:13 PM (Cqx++)

135 THE BOSS HAS A NOOD

Posted by: Skip at September 07, 2026 12:13 PM (Ia/+0)

136 How does that rationale work in one's brain apart from TDS?

That is so weird me too. I guess that will be their only strategy- shout about How horrible Trump is and encourage people elect Democrats who will magically make prices come down!.

I did get an -unrelated- laugh today from hearing a clip of Hillary Clinton talking about the arch and the ballroom and saying what a terrible narcissist Trump is .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 07, 2026 12:14 PM (y8wRt)

137 It's not unprecedented for a political party to come to an end.

Is it too bold to speak of such a possibility for the party of three letter political giants such as FDR, JFK and LBJ?

I will always tip my hat to Truman. He didn't just push the button once, he pushed it TWICE. Had he not done so, my dad would have likely bought it off the coast of the Japanese mainland and I wouldn't be here to type this. Clinton was a lying horndog, but a political genius. Then came the mirage of B.O. who will be remembered for nothing.

Ultimately they served up an empty husk octogenarian.
Has the party itself not become the same?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 07, 2026 12:14 PM (2Ez/1)

138 When the IRGC falls there will be one less muslim country in the world.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 07, 2026 12:09 PM (E0Et6)
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Love your optimism.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 07, 2026 12:15 PM (nbUa5)

139 The voting demographic I'm most concerned with are young women, daughters of the State. I hope there's a strategy to systematically dissuade them from voting.

We have to collectively break them so they be rebuilt into contented mothers and wives.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 07, 2026 12:15 PM (qwx/I)

140 Every single thing Trump has done in the past 12 years has also been accomplished while he has battled for his life personally, professionally and politically.

He has not had a moments peace and yet still has succeeded rather than concede.
There will never be another man like him.

Posted by: old chick at September 07, 2026 12:15 PM (F3Dlr)

141 The economy will not improve until the fuel prices settle down to something more reasonable. We need Trump to put the pressure on the oil companies. Iran's economy is dead. Oil is coming out of the middle east. Prices need to come down.

Posted by: Case at September 07, 2026 12:15 PM (noln+)

142 Buck....as you note, there is a ton of good news which the turncoats in politics and media deliberately ignore.

Thanks for pointing it out on this Labor Day!

Posted by: Joemarine at September 07, 2026 12:15 PM (y171U)

143 I still think an opportunity was lost when they put the press room over the old swimming pool, but never included a trap door and big red button.
Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at September 07, 2026 12:10 PM (r7+Q7)

Trump could replace that pool with the WH woodchipper - then a trap door mechanism in the Press Room would pay for itself! Much hilarity would ensue.

Posted by: Boswell at September 07, 2026 12:15 PM (j10i6)

144 Don't get the arch and ballroom hand wringing. Great civilizations build things. And we are one.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 07, 2026 12:15 PM (bX16E)

145 President Fredric March used the swimming pool in Seven Days In May.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 07, 2026 12:16 PM (Cqx++)

146 For decades the conservative base has clamored for the above victories.

---------------

True.

Now if we can only haz serial Deep State convictions and executions for Treason with a capital "T" ... but, of course, nothing will happen.

[Not to mention that I'm old enough to remember Tom Homan on the 2024 campaign trail promising arrests of felon Sanctuary State & City Governors & Mayors for violating federal law by overtly harboring, aiding, & abetting -- cumulatively -- literally tens of millions of illegal aliens.]

Posted by: ShainS at September 07, 2026 12:16 PM (oDSG/)

147 Prices aren’t going to go down if the communists win. It will only get worse. I’m canceling my useless health insurance so that will be a nice raise. Hopefully the job comes through with more cash.
Still worried about Talarico the weirdo

Posted by: Billythesquid at September 07, 2026 12:16 PM (gN+5I)

148 Wages, industrial output, employment... I'm seeing it all over where I am. Lots of private enterprise building out physical infrastructure, old infrastructure being cleared away for it, State revenues healthy enough for public spending increases while also maintaining a balanced budget with tax holidays, and so forth. Finances here are in good shape.

But this is very dependent on State law. Federal enthusiasm for growth is great, but it's not too useful in an otherwise hostile environment.

If you're in a Garbage State, shit still sucks and it won't get better with Trump or any Congress, because your local leadership are still Commie thieves and tards.

This is a key strength, not weakness, for the Communists. They can use a Republican as a reason to go full tilt on all their society-destroying initiatives, with a built-in villain to blame for the destruction.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 07, 2026 12:19 PM (BI5O2)

149 "Great civilizations build things...
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 07, 2026 12:15 PM"


Why, yes. Yes they do.

Posted by: Stinky B.O. at September 07, 2026 12:20 PM (2Ez/1)

150 The economy will not improve until the fuel prices settle down to something more reasonable. We need Trump to put the pressure on the oil companies. Iran's economy is dead. Oil is coming out of the middle east. Prices need to come down.
Posted by: Case at September 07, 2026 12:15 PM (noln+)

Exactly what a Bernie Bro would say. No mention of excessive State taxes at all, or mandates for ethanol and "oxygenated fuel".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 07, 2026 12:20 PM (1z8ji)

151 Speaking of job growth -- one of the observations on X is that more than 90% of jobs since Trump took over have gone to women

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 07, 2026 11:31 AM

Yes — recent BLS payroll data shows the large majority of net job gains since Trump took office in January 2025 have gone to women. Some analyses put it around 85–86% earlier in 2026; later tallies through August 2026 are closer to 90% or higher (in some windows, women’s employment rose while men’s was flat or slightly down).

The main reason is sector mix, not a sudden change in hiring preferences. Healthcare, education, and parts of leisure/hospitality (heavily female workforces) added jobs. Male-heavy sectors such as manufacturing and construction were weaker or lost jobs. Economist Justin Wolfers and others have documented this “pink-collar” pattern.

Women now hold a slight majority of nonfarm payroll jobs — only the third time that has happened. The overall job-growth numbers remain modest compared with prior recoveries.

https://bit.ly/4qY5Rad

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 07, 2026 12:26 PM (P5BPp)

152 Yes, surely Democrats will fix high prices....If the voters believe this they deserve what they get.
Posted by: steevy
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Wait...didn't Biden's 'Infaltion Reduction Act' do that?

/S

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 07, 2026 12:35 PM (XeU6L)

153 I see that H1B applications have plummeted -- hopefully the GOP strategerists can play this up as well.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 07, 2026 12:10 PM (qwx/I)

Yes, cap-subject H-1B registrations (the main measure of new applications competing for the annual 85,000-visa limit) have fallen sharply from their recent peaks. They have not collapsed below typical pre-2021 levels, and total H-1B activity including extensions remains high.

Labor Condition Applications (LCAs, required before most H-1B filings, including extensions and amendments) for FY 2026 through Q3 were down only about 9% year-over-year, with hundreds of thousands of positions still certified. H-1B renewals/extensions were on pace for a record in FY 2026. Cap-exempt filings (universities, nonprofits, etc.) and continuing employment are not limited by the 85,000 cap.

In short: new lottery-bound applications have plummeted from the 2023–2025 surge and are the lowest of the electronic-registration era, but they sit near mid-2010s petition volumes, while overall H-1B usage (especially extensions) has not collapsed.

https://bit.ly/4gEGdUv

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at September 07, 2026 12:44 PM (P5BPp)

154 Exactly what a Bernie Bro would say. No mention of excessive State taxes at all, or mandates for ethanol and "oxygenated fuel".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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FWIW, fuel tax by state:
https://shorturl.at/zoTyQ

Note the section, ' These rates do not include certain local taxes, the effects of environmental programs and regulations like cap-and-trade carbon policies or low carbon fuel standards, or certain taxes levied on gross receipts.'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 07, 2026 12:44 PM (XeU6L)

155 144 Don't get the arch and ballroom hand wringing. Great civilizations build things. And we are one.

Okay, start with building a new Navy, and an ICBM shield. That should keep us busy.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at September 07, 2026 01:20 PM (UWN7z)

156 Just the News says all job gains since Trump took office have gone to women while employment among men has declined 6,000.

So that's not great.

Posted by: callister raine at September 07, 2026 01:42 PM (Do9VO)

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