It Was The Best Of ONTs, It Was The Worst Of ONTs

Hello folks! Friday again! Who's ready for the long weekend? People sometimes ask me how I find the memes for the Friday ONT.

Sometimes I just take a stroll down meme street

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If you want your tech trillionaire to grow, you have to...

Canada

Daily cute: That laugh!

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Relationships

Iran is on the Catspian Sea, y'know

Have a drunk evening

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One wish

Guns

Here's Dolly singing with Motley Crue

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I literally did a spit take when I saw this

Everything reminds me of her...

Playing who, now?

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If you've seen this guy's videos, this is funny

I like that New Jersey's least favorite state is New Jersey

Fido Friday: Snow!

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It's been pretty hot down here lately

No, really hot

It's not the heat

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I had a friend say to me the other day “Hot enough for ya (it was 10? I responded (naturally) “It's not the heat, it's the humidity.” Then I paused and said “I think we just reached peak White.”

I've done all 20. You?

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1 WD!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 04, 2026 09:59 PM (kpS4V)

2 Islamophobia has no place in Los Angeles. I am horrified by the appalling rhetoric

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 04, 2026 10:00 PM (RBKzD)

3 3rd

Posted by: Rex B at September 04, 2026 10:00 PM (R0XxO)

4 !!

Posted by: clarence at September 04, 2026 10:01 PM (311fa)

5 it's a copy paste world

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 04, 2026 10:01 PM (RBKzD)

6 Yay, Friday night ONT on Labor Day weekend!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 04, 2026 10:02 PM (+9wcF)

7 Okay, I never used those levered ice cube trays or saved Green Stamps, but everything else tracks.

Nothing beats savagely grinding away at a pencil in a manual sharpener.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 04, 2026 10:05 PM (kpS4V)

8 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 04, 2026 10:05 PM (WXg6e)

9 And Ohio is Michigan's most hated state. Forever and always!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 04, 2026 10:05 PM (kpS4V)

10 20 4 20

And Ohio doesn't hate Florida ... they hate that state up north.

Posted by: browndog says O ... H ... at September 04, 2026 10:08 PM (oCio0)

11 20/20

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 04, 2026 10:08 PM (G39vn)

12 Why is Hitler in heaven?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 04, 2026 10:08 PM (viF8m)

13 . . . down on meme street.

Posted by: Bob Seger at September 04, 2026 10:09 PM (wVcYX)

14 17/20. I've never personally used green stamps but they were still a thing when I was a kid. We didn't get TV Guide and there wasn't nickel candy anymore. Everything else, yep.

Posted by: Damn I'm old at September 04, 2026 10:09 PM (TbWk/)

15 How many for you?
****

I is old. Ran the table.

Posted by: clarence at September 04, 2026 10:09 PM (311fa)

16 19/20. I remember we collected the stamps when I was a kid, but don't remember actually being there when they were cashed in for anything.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 04, 2026 10:09 PM (+9wcF)

17 I've done all 20.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 04, 2026 10:10 PM (ndZc7)

18 I never used green stamps, but my mom did, and I never recorded songs from the radio. Our reception was crappy.

Posted by: huerfano at September 04, 2026 10:10 PM (2Xqig)

19 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 04, 2026 10:10 PM (wrXPz)

20 The best part of the drunk girl face plant vid is the other girl totally not caring.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 04, 2026 10:11 PM (vTZFs)

21 Sorry WD, I've used all 20 above.
Yes, I'm old. Cranky too.

Posted by: Winston AKA Pops at September 04, 2026 10:11 PM (+jRTn)

22 Why is Hitler in heaven?

Posted by: JackStraw

Horst Wessel Lied was a hit.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 04, 2026 10:11 PM (ndZc7)

23 19 of 20. No Green Stamps.

Posted by: davidt at September 04, 2026 10:11 PM (Q+gd/)

24 Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 04, 2026 10:12 PM (zZu0s)

25 17 out of 20. That's what being old as dirt will do for you.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 04, 2026 10:12 PM (TWNx7)

26 20 / 20.

*baby fist meme*

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 04, 2026 10:12 PM (wVcYX)

27 Am I seeing things, or is Hitler welcoming Dolly Parton into heaven? If so, where's Mao and Stalin?

Posted by: Nemo at September 04, 2026 10:12 PM (4RPgu)

28 Iran does not look like a cat. It is a snail.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 04, 2026 10:13 PM (Riz8t)

29 Horst Wessel Lied was a hit.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 04, 2026 10:11 PM (ndZc7)

If only Horst had told the truth.

Posted by: Can lead a Horst to water at September 04, 2026 10:13 PM (TbWk/)

30 Yup! All 20, multiple times! [ I be old.]

Posted by: FINGERS at September 04, 2026 10:13 PM (C8ve7)

31 The world is healing. Sanity is being approximated.

The Maryland Renaissance Festival has banned fursuits this year

"Organizers of the festival, which opened for its 50th season last Saturday outside Annapolis, say they instituted the ban because humans who wear animal costumes are ahistoric to the actual renaissance — and because some patrons complained about feeling uncomfortable with furries at recent fairs."

https://tinyurl.com/4j6s27ur

Posted by: Kindltot at September 04, 2026 10:14 PM (rbvCR)

32 No green stamps.
No aluminum ice tray.
No .5 candy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 04, 2026 10:14 PM (zZu0s)

33 California wins the Most Hated State contest in a walk.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 04, 2026 10:14 PM (Riz8t)

34 I literally did a spit take
---

Takes a lot of hate to put so much effort into a meme.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 04, 2026 10:14 PM (RBKzD)

35 I'd wager that most of us of a certain age have done all 20.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 04, 2026 10:15 PM (Riz8t)

36 17/20, because I lived in small Midwestern town with parents who didn't make much money.

Posted by: pookysgirl, closer to 29 than most at September 04, 2026 10:15 PM (Wt5PA)

37 Evenin’, All.

Posted by: Bulg at September 04, 2026 10:15 PM (77rzZ)

38 The 80's were awesome. Fuck you Ryan.

https://tinyurl.com/dd6tuvez

Posted by: JackStraw at September 04, 2026 10:16 PM (viF8m)

39 The girl diving through the balloon has been seen here before, but is well worth a reprise.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 04, 2026 10:16 PM (Riz8t)

40 I still use paper maps, no GPS.

Posted by: davidt at September 04, 2026 10:16 PM (Q+gd/)

41 Well done, WeirdDave. Very entertaining.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 04, 2026 10:17 PM (wVcYX)

42 Went 20 for 20. You didn't show a crank-the-lever-arm phone. Our number was 106.

Posted by: LRob in OK at September 04, 2026 10:17 PM (Jr+re)

43 19/20. Remember Green Stamps, but never redeemed them. That ended before I was old enough.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 04, 2026 10:17 PM (qx7Zg)

44 Why does Alaska hate Texas? And, NH (unless it's really changed) absolutely hates with a passion, Massholes. Pennsylvania does dislike New York, but I would have chosen Maryland on that one. Kansas is, obviously, self-loathing.

And yes, I got all 20.

Posted by: Orson at September 04, 2026 10:18 PM (dIske)

45 I don't specifically remember buying 5 cent candy but all the rest for sure.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 04, 2026 10:18 PM (vTZFs)

46 33 Not among those of us who have lived there. I mourn the loss of California to the crazies.

Posted by: Bulg at September 04, 2026 10:18 PM (77rzZ)

47 When I was a really wee young child, we had a local store with 1 cent candy (seemed to be reserved for little ones).

Posted by: LRob in OK at September 04, 2026 10:19 PM (Jr+re)

48 Aluminum ice trays were awesome. Your hand would stick to them and you'd rip off your skin. Good times.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 04, 2026 10:19 PM (Riz8t)

49 I didn't zoom in for resolution but it looks like New Jersey hates New Jersey. Makes perfect sense to me.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 04, 2026 10:19 PM (vTZFs)

50 40 *fistbump*

Posted by: Bulg at September 04, 2026 10:19 PM (77rzZ)

51 Okay, I never used those levered ice cube trays or saved Green Stamps, but everything else tracks.

Nothing beats savagely grinding away at a pencil in a manual sharpener.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 04, 2026 10:05 PM (kpS4V)

19/20 Growing up in Canada, we did not have S&H Green Stamps. And the pencil sharpener is an AI abortion.

And why is Hitler in Dolly's welcoming party?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 04, 2026 10:20 PM (1z8ji)

52 Why does Alaska hate Texas?

Because Texas is proof that while size matters, it isn't everything.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 04, 2026 10:20 PM (vTZFs)

53 Everything Reminds Me Of Her . . .

Ice Station Zebra, even.

Mick and Keith captured her essence:
Nobody will know when you're old
When you're old, nobody will know
That you was a beauty, a sweet sweet beauty
A sweet sweet beauty, but stone stone cold

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 04, 2026 10:20 PM (wVcYX)

54 47 When I was a really wee young child, we had a local store with 1 cent candy (seemed to be reserved for little ones).

When I was 10, my buddy and I would mow lawns for $2. We'd split the proceeds, and go to the local 7-11 equivalent, which had a whole aisle of penny candy.

You can buy a LOT of penny candy for a dollar.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 04, 2026 10:20 PM (Riz8t)

55 One summer I mentioned the "it's not the heat it's the humidity" and got the response, "F___ you, I spent a summer in Managua"

Posted by: Kindltot at September 04, 2026 10:21 PM (rbvCR)

56 20/20 as any 70 year old would score.

Posted by: Winning! at September 04, 2026 10:21 PM (Fn+3X)

57 Kid with the doggie in the snow....AI?

Hard to tell nowadays.

Posted by: Joemarine at September 04, 2026 10:21 PM (y171U)

58 Oh, the humidity!

Posted by: Les Nesman at September 04, 2026 10:22 PM (Q+gd/)

59 I was super pissed off this afternoon. Since my 29th birthday is this month, I had to renew my drivers license. The receptionist was very obviously from south of the border and everyone that piled up behind me spoke Spanish. The XO and I were the only English speakers in the crowd. WTF Sarpy County?

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at September 04, 2026 10:22 PM (DK5Sh)

60 Worst state is a toss up, California or New York. Third place Minnesota.

Posted by: Case at September 04, 2026 10:22 PM (noln+)

61 I've seen the Dolly in Heaven picture before. The source, by adding Hitler, didn't mean it as a nice tribute to her.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 04, 2026 10:22 PM (2WIwB)

62 If we did a map like that with countries instead of states, I wonder how many would list hate for the US. I'd say a vast majority.

Posted by: Orson at September 04, 2026 10:22 PM (dIske)

63 The Maryland Renaissance Festival has banned fursuits this year

"Organizers of the festival, which opened for its 50th season last Saturday outside Annapolis, say they instituted the ban because humans who wear animal costumes are ahistoric to the actual renaissance — and because some patrons complained about feeling uncomfortable with furries at recent fairs."

https://tinyurl.com/4j6s27ur
Posted by: Kindltot at September 04, 2026 10:14 PM (rbvCR)

Would a beaver pelt merkin, and nothing else, be a Trivial Fursuit?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 04, 2026 10:23 PM (1z8ji)

64 Also -- I did all twenty.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at September 04, 2026 10:23 PM (DK5Sh)

65 ***I've done all 20.. You?
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Hasn't everyone?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 04, 2026 10:23 PM (RBKzD)

66 "Kansas is, obviously, self-loathing." As is Michigan - evidenced by the people they elect.

Posted by: Nemo at September 04, 2026 10:23 PM (4RPgu)

67 I've done all 20.

VA doesn't hate WV. MD maybe.

PA does hate NY. And Ohio. Probably NJ too. Mostly indifferent to MD and WV. I suspect Kansas and Missouri hate each other but the map doesn't reflect that. Forgot to switch the names.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at September 04, 2026 10:23 PM (wrXPz)

68 When I was 10, my buddy and I would mow lawns for $2. We'd split the proceeds, and go to the local 7-11 equivalent, which had a whole aisle of penny candy.

You can buy a LOT of penny candy for a dollar.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 04, 2026 10:20 PM (Riz8t)

Like about 25 pieces or so?

Posted by: Count de Monet, Ballpark Estimating at September 04, 2026 10:23 PM (wVcYX)

69 Honestly surprised that Adolph inhabits Heaven - there's no beer there.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 04, 2026 10:24 PM (WXg6e)

70 >Justin Boldaji
Dang, I read that as "land of my brother" before I figured out that the dot was on the wrong place

Posted by: 88C+u at September 04, 2026 10:24 PM (88C+u)

71
Hi, I'm a defense attorney who's in a big trial. I want to get rid of a juror because he disagrees with the others and substitute someone else who will. Can I do that?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 04, 2026 10:24 PM (eRlcH)

72 20/20. Hated those aluminum ice trays, even more than ashtrays. Ashtrays were filthy, but they didn't take the skin off you hands.

Posted by: sal at September 04, 2026 10:26 PM (f+FmA)

73 Ford Gumball machines. Could get a piece of gum for a penny iirc.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 04, 2026 10:26 PM (qt51i)

74 19/20. Never had a TV guide. But had a party-line phone, and youngsters, it's not what you're thinking.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at September 04, 2026 10:26 PM (llBIB)

75 19 of 20. Never taped music so no tape recorder. I think. I’m old and cannot recall that one.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 04, 2026 10:26 PM (2NHgQ)

76 Nothing beats savagely grinding away at a pencil in a manual sharpener.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf

I used to give those away to the Poors

Least I could do

Posted by: Emil Faber at September 04, 2026 10:26 PM (4RYRd)

77 Everything reminds me of her...

A ... tight fit, but nothing is impossible for il Paolo

Posted by: Paolo at September 04, 2026 10:27 PM (88C+u)

78 You can buy a LOT of penny candy for a dollar.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 04, 2026 10:20 PM (Riz8t)

Like about 25 pieces or so?

Yeah, after you finish paying off the local Democrats.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 04, 2026 10:27 PM (Riz8t)

79 It's been over 100 here for six weeks, but it's not humid, so I guess we're okay.

Posted by: sal at September 04, 2026 10:27 PM (f+FmA)

80 There are always a couple of memes I don't get . Today it is gun ownership level and Hitler greeting Dolly.

Posted by: polynikes at September 04, 2026 10:28 PM (KC5Lt)

81 And the clancy jury. 11 insane assholes and one normal human being. Good grief, never going near MA ever again.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 04, 2026 10:29 PM (2NHgQ)

82 Honestly surprised that Adolph inhabits Heaven - there's no beer there.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 04, 2026 10:24 PM (WXg6e)

That's why we drink it here.

Posted by: Roll out the barrel at September 04, 2026 10:29 PM (TbWk/)

83 I've done all 20.. You?

It was actually 36

Posted by: Prom Queen, personally autographed by the football team at September 04, 2026 10:30 PM (4RYRd)

84 All 20, the one on the list that annoys me is 'played outside until dark'. One of best summer time memories is playing flashlight tag for years in our neighborhood. I learned best hiding spot was behind a low wall in shadow of a porch light.

Posted by: InspiredHistoryMike at September 04, 2026 10:30 PM (KaHlS)

85 Which state has the largest border with Mexico and the most problematic history?

It isn't Alaska or even Massachusetts.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 04, 2026 10:30 PM (viF8m)

86 I hate pretty much all the blue states.

Posted by: polynikes at September 04, 2026 10:31 PM (KC5Lt)

87 And why is Hitler in Dolly's welcoming party?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 04, 2026 10:20 PM (1z8ji)

The "joke" is his presence is entirely unexpected and inappropriate. Think of Vikings suddenly showing up in a Monty Python skit.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 04, 2026 10:31 PM (GTX9S)

88 Job update:
The original interview planned for today was rescheduled for Tuesday. Had a screening/initial interview for another job. No word back on the others yet.

Now to read the content, and enjoy the memes.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 04, 2026 10:31 PM (aJQbY)

89 Hitler greeting Dolly.
Posted by: polynikes at September 04, 2026 10:28 PM (KC5Lt)

______________________

I might be reading into it. But I took that to mean that Country Music is championed by the Nazi right. So, that means they're all Nazis. IOW words, the type of cartoon you'd expect to see in the Washington Post.

Posted by: Orson at September 04, 2026 10:31 PM (dIske)

90 I never bought candy for a nickel.

And you can eff off with cursive. The alphabet wasn’t invented so that pocfters could turn it into an art project.

Posted by: Bulg at September 04, 2026 10:31 PM (77rzZ)

91
It isn't Alaska or even Massachusetts.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 04, 2026 10:30 PM (viF8m)

________

I'd say Rhode Island or Delaware, but they don't actually exist.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 04, 2026 10:32 PM (eRlcH)

92 Who is the black guy in the "Dolly in heaven" meme?

After her death was an article in the NY Post about a song chose for Dolly at her funeral . It was "If I don't see you here I'll meet you in heaven" or something like that . It mentioned heaven four times . The writer said It crossed regional Racial and religious lines . I said "It's a religious song. I don't think atheists are belting out a song about heaven" although atheists may very well appreciate her non religious songs. Then numerous folks got into a fight with each other how atheists can be fine people and they didn't need God to make them good, which I said nothing about.

I think fighting with people you don't know and have never meet must take up some huge amount of time on social media . Uggh!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 04, 2026 10:32 PM (wmzkx)

93 Nothing beats savagely grinding away at a pencil in a manual sharpener.

It's not that bad

Posted by: Adam Schiff, whose neck isn't the only pencil-like part at September 04, 2026 10:32 PM (4RYRd)

94 Thanks for the entertaining ONT.

When I checked in, an ad popped up. "Why are Canadian men treating hemorrhoids at home instead of with surgery?"

I'm by the computer in the computer room. Ralphy is sleeping on his quilt and blanket on the floor. Snowflake is inside. She came down, looked up at the 3 foot or so bookcase she uses to jump to the window and the tall bookcase and just thought "Uhhh, no."

I weighed her today. She's still under 10 pounds. I lifted her. Maybe she's having an off day.

Back to work while the animals are resting.
Everyone have a great night.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at September 04, 2026 10:32 PM (Sco7b)

95 *poofters*

Posted by: Bulg at September 04, 2026 10:33 PM (77rzZ)

96 >I get broken up by people I don't even know
I tell ya. *adjusts tie* I get no respect.

Posted by: Rodney at September 04, 2026 10:33 PM (88C+u)

97 89 Hitler greeting Dolly.
Posted by: polynikes at September 04, 2026 10:28 PM (KC5Lt)

______________________

I might be reading into it. But I took that to mean that Country Music is championed by the Nazi right. So, that means they're all Nazis. IOW words, the type of cartoon you'd expect to see in the Washington Post.
Posted by: Orson at September 04, 2026 10:31 PM (dIske)

***

This.
It was NOT a tribute to Dolly.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 04, 2026 10:33 PM (2WIwB)

98 Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 04, 2026 10:31 PM (GTX9S)

Thanks for the explanation because I didn't understand it either .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 04, 2026 10:33 PM (wmzkx)

99 We played Kick the Can after dark as well. We used a Clorox bottle for the can, for visibility.

Posted by: sal at September 04, 2026 10:33 PM (f+FmA)

100 >>I hate pretty much all the blue states.

We aren't all that fond of you either.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 04, 2026 10:33 PM (viF8m)

101 Hi, I'm a defense attorney who's in a big trial. I want to get rid of a juror because he disagrees with the others and substitute someone else who will. Can I do that?
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Your honor, I respectfully request a replacement juror. Anyone outside the courthouse waving a sign an wearing pink will do. The current juror is deploying reasonable doubt, logic, steadfast common sense, and refuses to acknowledge that, "Slay girl" has an alternate meaning.

Posted by: scampydog at September 04, 2026 10:34 PM (41CYW)

102 If we did a map like that with countries instead of states, I wonder how many would list hate for the US. I'd say a vast majority.
Posted by: Orson

Their govs or their people? Different answers.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 04, 2026 10:34 PM (NnhvP)

103 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 04, 2026 10:32 PM (wmzkx)

Charlie Pride

Posted by: polynikes at September 04, 2026 10:34 PM (KC5Lt)

104 Bonus points if you can remember the common brand name of the pencil sharpener

Posted by: Common Tater at September 04, 2026 10:34 PM (qt51i)

105 Posted by: Orson at September 04, 2026 10:31 PM (dIske)

That's what I initially thought . Christian = Nazi in their mind .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 04, 2026 10:35 PM (wmzkx)

106 Charlie Pride

Posted by: LRob in OK at September 04, 2026 10:35 PM (Jr+re)

107 What, no slide rules? Myst be number 21.
22 might be hand held calculators that took 9v batteries and had red numerals.

Posted by: Rex B at September 04, 2026 10:35 PM (R0XxO)

108 92 Who is the black guy in the "Dolly in heaven" meme?

___________________

Teddy Prendergast. Died in 2010.

Posted by: Orson at September 04, 2026 10:35 PM (dIske)

109 Hey, Stateless. Hope you are well.

Posted by: Bulg at September 04, 2026 10:35 PM (77rzZ)

110 Posted by: JackStraw at September 04, 2026 10:33 PM (viF8m)

Doesn't hurt my feelings.

Posted by: polynikes at September 04, 2026 10:35 PM (KC5Lt)

111 NOBODY has all 20?

Says whom, bitch?

Albeit, I only used green stamps once.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at September 04, 2026 10:36 PM (xcxpd)

112 Who is the black guy in the "Dolly in heaven" meme?

Charlie Pride, I believe.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 04, 2026 10:36 PM (wVcYX)

113 Posted by: Orson at September 04, 2026 10:31 PM (dIske)

Thanks. I d heard the name. Had never heard anything by him although the photo looked vaguely familiar.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 04, 2026 10:36 PM (wmzkx)

114
Kid with the doggie in the snow....AI?

Hard to tell nowadays.
Posted by: Joemarine

Are we being trained to believe everything or to believe nothing?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 04, 2026 10:36 PM (Cqx++)

115 109 Hey, Stateless. Hope you are well.
Posted by: Bulg at September 04, 2026 10:35 PM (77rzZ)

You too Bulg.
I am. My stuff is going well.
I'm usually in and out for a few minutes at a time as a break.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at September 04, 2026 10:37 PM (Sco7b)

116 I'd go with Charlie Pride too....

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at September 04, 2026 10:37 PM (Sco7b)

117 I call shens on the Florida hate from Alabama on north. Major shens.
Even in sports, you'd think Alabama would care more about Tennessee. Why the hell would Kentucky care about any of them that far away?
Maybe Illinois has a boner for Florida because FL is taking their jerbs.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 04, 2026 10:37 PM (88C+u)

118 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 04, 2026 10:36 PM (wmzkx)

It's not Teddy.

Posted by: polynikes at September 04, 2026 10:38 PM (KC5Lt)

119 ______________________

I might be reading into it. But I took that to mean that Country Music is championed by the Nazi right. So, that means they're all Nazis. IOW words, the type of cartoon you'd expect to see in the Washington Post.

Posted by: Orson
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What I thought.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 04, 2026 10:38 PM (RBKzD)

120 Stateless, how’s your monkey statue coming?

Posted by: Bulg at September 04, 2026 10:39 PM (77rzZ)

121 Who is the black guy in the "Dolly in heaven" meme?

Since all the rest of them (modulo Hitler) are famous country/western singers, that pretty much narrows the possibilities to... Charley Pride.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 04, 2026 10:39 PM (vTZFs)

122 102 If we did a map like that with countries instead of states, I wonder how many would list hate for the US. I'd say a vast majority.
Posted by: Orson

Their govs or their people? Different answers.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 04, 2026 10:34 PM (NnhvP)
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I don't think so. Just use all the surprised Brits showing up for the World Cup as an example. They've all been force fed a whole lot of bull excrement. That's one of the things that annoyed me most about USAID and the other charity programs we paid for. They had no idea where the money was coming from. The Catholic church has the reputation of helping all these third world countries with Catholic Relief services. USAID goes bye bye and they lay off over 75% of their work force. The Catholic church was taking all the credit for their work, while the US funded it without credit. None of these countries know that we have essentially been subsidizing their lives.

Posted by: Orson at September 04, 2026 10:39 PM (dIske)

123 >I get broken up by people I don't even know
I tell ya. *adjusts tie* I get no respect.
Posted by: Rodney at September 04, 2026 10:33 PM (88C+u)
>>>

Online dating leverages the power of the internet's global reach so that I can be instantly and simultaneously rejected, anonymously, by thousands at at time.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 04, 2026 10:39 PM (wVcYX)

124
*shik, shik, shiiik, shk, shiiiiik, shiiik, shiik*

Hello, operator? I want to call about this ONT.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 04, 2026 10:39 PM (eRlcH)

125 Sorry I'm late, Tommy promised that he would bring the cornmeal.

Guess who didn't actually bring the cornmeal.

Posted by: tankdemon at September 04, 2026 10:40 PM (gJF3P)

126 All 20.

Gun owner I'm a V, no optics, a pair of .44 Mags and paranoid AF.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at September 04, 2026 10:41 PM (Q/FnY)

127 Daughter and Son-in-Law dropped by with Chinese goodies and we had a nice visit. Daisy the magnificent Malinois got to visit with her two cousins, and they all got fed, too. Ony the old black cat even came out for a bit.

That was nice and all, and they just left, but, how do you tell people you're keeping me from the Friday ONT?!! Priorities, y'know?

Posted by: mindful webworker - go away, there's memes to peruse! at September 04, 2026 10:41 PM (lnXv0)

128 18 of 20, maybe 19 (I remember the green stamps, but not whether we used them)

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 04, 2026 10:41 PM (aJQbY)

129 That one feller is obviously supposed to be Elvis Presley? But looks like a poor imitation.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 04, 2026 10:41 PM (qt51i)

130 How about a map of how much Dog River hates Wullerton?

Posted by: Bulg at September 04, 2026 10:42 PM (77rzZ)

131 The cat, I know it's supposed to be communist, but it reminds me of Overly Attached Girlfriend. Many funny memes, but I'm thinking specifically of:

It's not 'your' penis
It's 'our' penis

I'm too lazy to find that specific one, so here's the whole collection...

Know Your Meme:
https://tinyurl.com/mr3urb5f

Posted by: SciVo at September 04, 2026 10:42 PM (ke3zm)

132 I liked the Iran / cat meme. My friend and her family at going to Disney world for a week. I was asked to look after their cats because the regular person can't do it. Their one cat is the biggest cat I have e seen ( It tries to eat everybody elses food)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 04, 2026 10:42 PM (wmzkx)

133 I'd go with Charlie Pride too....
Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at September 04, 2026 10:37 PM (Sco7b)

He could have been a Major League baseball player, too. He owned a minor league team in Montana, IIRC.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 04, 2026 10:42 PM (1z8ji)

134
I found it impossible to write in cursive. So, 19 of 20.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 04, 2026 10:42 PM (eRlcH)

135 A cheap ass jack stand failed when I was changing the rear end seal on granny's 1973 Cordoba.
I was trapped on the ground for about a week (seems like) till my Dad got it off.
There was a Marvericks doc there and he fiexed my arm without surgery. (still cant play piano)
Sutker was his name.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 04, 2026 10:42 PM (/+uur)

136 120 Stateless, how’s your monkey statue coming?
Posted by: Bulg at September 04, 2026 10:39 PM (77rzZ)

Two of them. One's outside by the corner and one's here in the computer room. They're really cute. Nicely painted. 170 pounds - concrete. The pedestals are 70 lbs.

AceCorp and Big Monkey obviously teamed up to not so subliminally advertise to me over the years during the morning rant.

I'm almost to the point where I'll be getting the website set up and will post pictures.

Okay, back to the stuff.
Take care Bulg!
All of you.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at September 04, 2026 10:42 PM (Sco7b)

137 This should not make me laugh as much as it does:

https://tinyurl.com/2tnjev82

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at September 04, 2026 10:43 PM (r7+Q7)

138 I think most countries would list the USA as their most hated except for Asian countries. They hate their Asian neighbors more than us.

I still have France as my pick but Spain is giving them a run for their money.

Posted by: polynikes at September 04, 2026 10:43 PM (KC5Lt)

139 I might be going far out on a limb here, but I don't think Schiklgruber has served enough time in Purgatory to be meeting anyone at the Gates this year.
I'm not sure about Elvis either.
Cash maybe.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 04, 2026 10:43 PM (88C+u)

140 It was Tex Ou state fair weekend and I missed game

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 04, 2026 10:43 PM (/+uur)

141 Posted by: mindful webworker - go away, there's memes to peruse! at September 04, 2026 10:41 PM (lnXv0)

LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 04, 2026 10:43 PM (wmzkx)

142 That one feller is obviously supposed to be Elvis Presley?

Now that you mention it, I think it's Andrew Dice Clay wearing Elvis's suit.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 04, 2026 10:43 PM (vTZFs)

143 Went 20 for 20. You didn't show a crank-the-lever-arm phone. Our number was 106.
Posted by: LRob in OK at September 04, 2026 10:17 PM (Jr+re)

They also missed the give-aways at the gas station. Half our glasses were from the gas station, where the bell went ding-ding when you drove up, and three guys ran out to service the car.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 04, 2026 10:44 PM (2WIwB)

144 >>Daisy the magnificent Malinois got to visit with her two cousins, and they all got fed, too.

I've always loved Malinois but their energy is crazy. What's it like living with one?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 04, 2026 10:44 PM (viF8m)

145 Charley Pride -

Kiss An Angel Good Morning
https://youtu.be/z4an6zHnOcU

Mountain Of Love
https://youtu.be/NH2nNAjx_iE

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 04, 2026 10:45 PM (wVcYX)

146 SO get back home and taking pills like candy and dad goes to Chilis to get me food.
Friend shows up with beer (family did not drink) and we drank thru the game.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 04, 2026 10:45 PM (/+uur)

147 136. You too, Stateless.

Posted by: Bulg at September 04, 2026 10:45 PM (77rzZ)

148 Done all 20.

Damn I’m old.

Oh, and in my experience, CO despises TX. Probably because they were once part of TX.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 04, 2026 10:45 PM (rM9us)

149 92 Who is the black guy in the "Dolly in heaven" meme?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 04, 2026 10:32 PM (wmzkx)

Fen, that's Charley Pride “Kiss an Angel Good Mornin’”

Posted by: Joemarine at September 04, 2026 10:45 PM (y171U)

150 Nothing beats savagely grinding away at a pencil in a manual sharpener.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf

I will have you good people know Dear Wife's hometown boasts the Paul A. Johnson Pencil Sharpener Museum. It's in Logan, Ohio, at the Hocking Hills Regional Welcome Center, 13178 State Route 664.
Not to be missed!

Posted by: Tonypete at September 04, 2026 10:46 PM (WXg6e)

151 Good evening morons und danke wd.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 04, 2026 10:46 PM (RIvkX)

152 Also, cursive sucks.

Posted by: Bulg at September 04, 2026 10:46 PM (77rzZ)

153 I've done all 20 and also think I hate California the most as well as Newark, NJ.

Thank you for the ONT.

Today I went with my dude to the eye doc to drive home as he developed a big floater in his eyeball yesterday. Like a big annoying fly. We had to go to the university eye building. I think we were the only white people there. I debated yelling ICE to see if we could get in quicker. I was very close but refrained. I also wanted to yell, "Speak English" at one old broad.

He's fine but has put me through a rough few days this week (not that bad, all will be fine, but I don't multi stress well anymore). His retina is fine.

I did not want him going partially blind as we wait to see what they are going to do for his torn hip muscle, from the surprise MRI on Monday, due to running fast for long distances for 40yrs. I just knew running was bad for you (hated it), and swam instead. He may just need PT being olde. This is what we hope vs surgery.

Have a great weekend, y'all. I'm maybe going to get organized or something productive. Going nowhere fast.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 04, 2026 10:47 PM (hzuYO)

154 UK Maternity Ward Joke

https://youtube.com/shorts/8tva9rK1n3Y

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 04, 2026 10:47 PM (qx7Zg)

155 Yeah I got all 20 now get off my "lawn."

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 04, 2026 10:47 PM (RIvkX)

156 Charlie Pride, I believe.

Posted by: Count de Monet
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRIRTQ_k-Sg&t=9s

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 04, 2026 10:47 PM (RBKzD)

157 It's an imitation of an Elvis impersonator.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 04, 2026 10:47 PM (Cqx++)

158 I found it impossible to write in cursive. So, 19 of 20.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 04, 2026 10:42 PM (eRlcH)

Every so often I write the grandkids letters in cursive. They are not amused.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 04, 2026 10:47 PM (2WIwB)

159 He could have been a Major League baseball player, too. He owned a minor league team in Montana, IIRC.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 04, 2026 10:42 PM (1z8ji)

He was a great singer. I still remember hearing him on the radio.

That's cool to know.

For everyone.

CBC had their trade war crap going today and had on El-Sayed. No mention of anything we know about of course.

And we were talking about the lack of ads in Michigan and Texas a day or so ago. MS Now reported that President Trump has about $403 million dollars ready to be spent on ads.

The idiot token DEI black guy commented it won't be spent since Trump is a grifter. The host agreed. Damn, they should be sued. But as people pointed out, the ads haven't started flowing because the elections are too far out. I'm guessing the last 5 weeks or so will be wall to wall ads.

El-Sayed is running pretty constant right now. My favorite. He's living the American dream. Awww.

Okay, back to it before bed.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at September 04, 2026 10:48 PM (Sco7b)

160 I will have you good people know Dear Wife's hometown boasts the Paul A. Johnson Pencil Sharpener Museum. It's in Logan, Ohio, at the Hocking Hills Regional Welcome Center, 13178 State Route 664.
Not to be missed!
Posted by: Tonypete at September 04, 2026 10:46 PM (WXg6e)

I'll bet you they don't have a right-angle one like that in the picture above. AI slop.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 04, 2026 10:48 PM (1z8ji)

161 Posted by: Joemarine at September 04, 2026 10:45 PM (y171U)

I have never heard that.,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 04, 2026 10:48 PM (wmzkx)

162
Oh, and in my experience, CO despises TX. Probably because they were once part of TX.
Posted by: Cow Demon at September 04, 2026 10:45 PM (rM9us)

________

Old CO saying: if God meant Texans to ski, He would have made bullshit white.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 04, 2026 10:48 PM (eRlcH)

163 Come on Bulg, Russian cursive is great, and beautiful and flowing n' s**t. "Zh" is my favorite letter.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 04, 2026 10:48 PM (U/Byj)

164 Posted by: Tonypete at September 04, 2026 10:46 PM (WXg6e)

Actually , that sounds pretty interesting .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 04, 2026 10:49 PM (wmzkx)

165 I'm not sure about Elvis either.
Cash maybe.
Posted by: 88C+u at September 04, 2026 10:43 PM (88C+u

Elvis was flawed like all of us but deeply religious.

Posted by: polynikes at September 04, 2026 10:49 PM (KC5Lt)

166 Also, cursive sucks.

I recently saw a museum exhibit of documents hand written by signers of the Declaration of Independence. They were all like beautiful, flowing works of art. And nearly illegible to poor old me.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 04, 2026 10:49 PM (vTZFs)

167 Bonus points if you can remember the common brand name of the pencil sharpener
Posted by: Common Tater
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Boston somethinortheother?

Posted by: scampydog at September 04, 2026 10:49 PM (41CYW)

168 152 Also, cursive sucks.
Posted by: Bulg at September 04, 2026 10:46 PM (77rzZ)

Back in the day TX didn’t teach it in public school until 3rd Grade. I moved to Germany halfway through second and they were already hip deep into cursive writing. I had to learn it on my own, “just follow the examples above the board” the teacher said. Then I got home and my sister explained the whole bit of never picking up the pencil until you are done writing the word…

All of that messed me up something fierce with cursive. Haven’t written it since eight grade I think.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 04, 2026 10:49 PM (rM9us)

169 I cheated a little, common tater. Was thinking Berrill pencil sharpeners but i-net says Berol.

Posted by: Rex B at September 04, 2026 10:49 PM (R0XxO)

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