Macro Photography Open Thread

Below, some videos from an account called "Macrofying," showing extreme close-ups of tiny things.

He says these are all real, but I don't believe a camera can move so precisely to get these shots. I can believe that most of this is real, but surely the transitions between shots must be some kind of CGI morphing. Right?

Anyway, some cool stuff.

Zooming into a cup of coffee.

Zooming into a leaf.

Close-up of a 3D resin printer's head.

A tattoo needle.

A falling grain of salt.

A matchstick igniting by the friction surface of the box.#microscope #sicence #fire #asmr #micro #macro #zoom #macrofying pic.twitter.com/GYsb5sX4CL
— macrofying (@macrofying) February 12, 2024

This is what it looks like when a Pill dissolves in water. pic.twitter.com/URk1YcRfhT
— macrofying (@macrofying) September 13, 2022

What Smoke looks like in Macro. pic.twitter.com/F3EGSx5Vok
— macrofying (@macrofying) July 24, 2022

Flint igniting lighter. pic.twitter.com/o9y6pITwTs
— macrofying (@macrofying) May 15, 2022

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:40 PM

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1 st!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 07, 2026 03:42 PM (9iRTe)

2 The Others have been summoned.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 07, 2026 03:43 PM (9iRTe)

3 Nightmare fuel

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 07, 2026 03:43 PM (u73oe)

4 It's quiet here...too quiet.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 07, 2026 03:44 PM (9iRTe)

5 That critter up top looks like something from a horror movie.

Posted by: Bulg at September 07, 2026 03:44 PM (77rzZ)

6 It's quiet here...too quiet.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 07, 2026 03:44 PM (9iRTe)

—————

In the distance, a coyote howls.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 07, 2026 03:45 PM (u73oe)

7 Some neat, some give me new phobias...

The leaf link seems to go to the coffee cup again?

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 07, 2026 03:45 PM (aJQbY)

8 In the distance, a coyote howls.
Posted by: Duke Lowel

A screen door slammed...

Posted by: Bulg at September 07, 2026 03:47 PM (77rzZ)

9 No doubt pretty neat...if only the vids would open for me.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 07, 2026 03:47 PM (XeU6L)

10 Where is everyone? Did they all get one of these “lives” I hear so much about?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 07, 2026 03:48 PM (u73oe)

11
That critter up top looks like something from a horror movie.
Posted by: Bulg

Species 8472

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 07, 2026 03:48 PM (Cqx++)

12 A screen door slammed...
Posted by: Bulg at September 07, 2026 03:47 PM (77rzZ)

——————

Then the murders started.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 07, 2026 03:49 PM (u73oe)

13 In the distance, a coyote howls"

Cool.

*limbers up Weatherby in 6.5 CR...

Posted by: man at September 07, 2026 03:50 PM (XuXeR)

14
Zooming into a cup of coffee.

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Germs!

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 07, 2026 03:51 PM (VWtfl)

15 Where is everyone? Did they all get one of these “lives” I hear so much about?
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Seriously. It's Deadsville around here today.

Let's see if this helps:

BOOBS!

Posted by: Bulg at September 07, 2026 03:51 PM (77rzZ)

16 Never forget:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbJxMd3Pls8

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 07, 2026 03:51 PM (EYrlY)

17 12 A screen door slammed...
Posted by: Bulg at September 07, 2026 03:47 PM (77rzZ)

——————

Then the murders started.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 07, 2026 03:49 PM (u73oe)

The mournful whistle of a train in the distance.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 07, 2026 03:51 PM (QGaXH)

18 Everything reminds me of her...

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 07, 2026 03:52 PM (tOY9K)

19 The mournful whistle of a train in the distance.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 07, 2026 03:51 PM (QGaXH)

——————

The Pinkertons had arrived.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 07, 2026 03:53 PM (u73oe)

20 ... down the alley the ice wagon flew...

Posted by: man at September 07, 2026 03:53 PM (XuXeR)

21 The mournful whistle of a train in the distance.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue
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Two riders were approaching...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 07, 2026 03:53 PM (XeU6L)

22 >>A screen door slammed..

Mary's dress swayed

Posted by: JackStraw at September 07, 2026 03:53 PM (viF8m)

23 Top picture could be a demon

Posted by: Skip at September 07, 2026 03:54 PM (Ia/+0)

24 12 A screen door slammed...
Posted by: Bulg

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Mary's dress sways

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 07, 2026 03:54 PM (tOY9K)

25 I believe what he’s done, ace, is filmed this in 8K (7680 × 4320 pixels), at 120 fps, which gave him room to zoom in & out and rotate the image during those fast transitions in the editing software, along with a transition filter which added some blur.

It’s definitely some cool looking professional kevel work, but AI isn’t needed to do it.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 07, 2026 03:54 PM (6ydKt)

26 I never know much, but the leaf macro looks like it was spliced into LandSat image of the Amazon at the end when the image was supposed to be at the tightest resolution.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 07, 2026 03:55 PM (rbvCR)

27 Top picture could be a demon
Posted by: Skip

Lindsey Clancy

Posted by: Bulg at September 07, 2026 03:55 PM (77rzZ)

28 *level

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 07, 2026 03:55 PM (6ydKt)

29 You're too slow bob! I drank your milkshake!

Posted by: JackStraw at September 07, 2026 03:55 PM (viF8m)

30 What's up with the sad Stan insect?

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at September 07, 2026 03:56 PM (JqJBt)

31 I have a chance to buy a Spencer in .45 Colt. Is this a good idea, or merely an idea.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 07, 2026 03:57 PM (rbvCR)

32 7 Some neat, some give me new phobias...

The leaf link seems to go to the coffee cup again?
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 07, 2026 03:45 PM (aJQbY)

RandomDave - I mostly lurk but I've been wanting to tell you don't despair. I spent some time in the wilderness during my 40+ year career before my dream engineering job literally dropped in my lap after five years 'hard time' in Quality. I wish you the best. Never give up.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 07, 2026 03:57 PM (QGaXH)

33 Never mind, wrong question.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 07, 2026 03:57 PM (rbvCR)

34
Top picture reminds me of a guy I used to work for. He wasn't evil, just sort of looks like him.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 07, 2026 03:57 PM (azNOR)

35 The honeybee looks really nice.
The right lens, lots of light and a really fast shutter speed and, you too, could get a shot like that.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 07, 2026 03:58 PM (6ydKt)

36 Some day might have to get X just to see without a fight these Cafe type videos.

The leaf makes it look like the microscopic world might have beings on it that to them is the whole planet

Posted by: Skip at September 07, 2026 03:58 PM (Ia/+0)

37 Thanks, ARiK. I keep trying, I keep hoping, I keep praying, and most days I keep my spirits up. The Horde helps. Church helps. My prayer life has never been so strong!

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 07, 2026 04:00 PM (aJQbY)

38 Microscopic sculptures are popular now: a guy named David Lyndon holds the record of smallest sculpture.

Posted by: polynikes at September 07, 2026 04:01 PM (KC5Lt)

39 24 12 A screen door slammed...
Posted by: Bulg

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Mary's dress sways
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 07, 2026 03:54 PM (tOY9K)

Like a vision she dances across the porch as the radio plays.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 07, 2026 04:03 PM (QGaXH)

40 The picture up top is clearly Rose DeLauro, after she got extensive plastic surgery to improve her looks.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 07, 2026 04:03 PM (Riz8t)

41 115 Soon...
Posted by: Letters of Marque at September 07, 2026 03:27 PM (t19vo)

Talk about a blast from the past…
Posted by: Cow Demon

I wonder if it would be economically viable as a business venture? I asked Grok what the value of the 3 recently sunk ships would have been if captured and sold instead.

Rough estimate: on the order of $80–150+ million total for the three ships if sold as-is (or repaired) in a secondhand/auction market, likely toward the lower end or below due to age, sanctions status, and shadow-fleet associations. Individual estimates roughly $40–70 million for the VLCC and $20–40 million each for the two Suezmaxes under optimistic assumptions.

Elon, yo! I'm intimately familiar with the sea, and naval combat. Talk to the Don, put up the money for a ship and crew, and I can turn a tidy profit for all involved! Plus some sweet video footage exclusively for X!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 07, 2026 04:03 PM (t19vo)

42 40 The picture up top is clearly Rose DeLauro, after she got extensive plastic surgery to improve her looks.
Posted by: Archimedes

Really? I just assumed Madonna did some kind of collaboration with the Blue Man Group.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 07, 2026 04:04 PM (t19vo)

43 Microscopic sculptures are popular now: a guy named David Lyndon holds the record of smallest sculpture.

Depending on how you define "sculpture", I'd say it's something made with an AFM or STM.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 07, 2026 04:05 PM (Riz8t)

44 31 I have a chance to buy a Spencer in .45 Colt. Is this a good idea, or merely an idea.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 07, 2026 03:57 PM (rbvCR)
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It's never a bad idea....

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at September 07, 2026 04:05 PM (JqJBt)

45 Seeing things like this used to require weed.

Posted by: Eromero at September 07, 2026 04:07 PM (LHPAg)

46 President Donald Trump said Monday that Canadian aerospace company Bombardier can no longer sell in the U.S. unless it starts making its products there.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 07, 2026 04:08 PM (EYrlY)

47 Posted by: Archimedes at September 07, 2026 04:05 PM (Riz8t)

These sculptures are hand made . They fit in the eye of a needle or top of a pin.

Posted by: polynikes at September 07, 2026 04:08 PM (KC5Lt)

48 I spelled name wrong. It's David Lindon

Posted by: polynikes at September 07, 2026 04:09 PM (KC5Lt)

49 Here's a story.

In HS I took the hardest AP English the school offered, which was Modern Poetry. I did this because i was bad at English and didn't want to skate.

One project was to analyze a poem in groups and present. My group picked Thunder Road (songs counted as poetry) as I was a Springsteen fan.

Every friday one group presented and it was brutal. No one talked, no one asked questions, no one cared. The week my group was up, I was presenting. I told one kid in our group to hang back and ask questions -- to get a discussion going. A plant. His name was Elio.

Well, it worked perfectly, we presented and asked if there were any questions, and Elio's hand pops up. "Good questions,.. blah blah blah"
About the third question, the teacher (a big busted blonde but I can't remember her name) said "wait a second Elio, aren't you in this group?"

Well everyone realized what we had done, and busted up. After that, all the presentations were a great success because I had somehow broken the ice.

And yet, we got a B. I think the teacher was downplaying that I had saved her stupid time waster and made it into a real interactive discussion that worked. F U Miss whatever.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 07, 2026 04:09 PM (tOY9K)

50 44 31 I have a chance to buy a Spencer in .45 Colt. Is this a good idea, or merely an idea.
Posted by: Kindltot
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Don't know about Spencer but read the .45LC shoots up with the .44 magnum.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 07, 2026 04:09 PM (EYrlY)

51
That critter up top looks like something from a horror movie.
Posted by: Bulg

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Imagine being the opposite sex insect and that's your dating pool.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 07, 2026 04:10 PM (XJ22o)

52 These sculptures are hand made . They fit in the eye of a needle or top of a pin.

I take it the artist doesn't drink a lot of coffee.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 07, 2026 04:11 PM (Riz8t)

53 39 24 12 A screen door slammed...
Posted by: Bulg

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Mary's dress sways
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 07, 2026 03:54 PM (tOY9K)

Like a vision she dances across the porch as the radio plays.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone)

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Her sweater puppies nearly knock her unconscious as the DJ makes a rather sudden transition from Dan Fogelberg to House of Pain...

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at September 07, 2026 04:11 PM (JqJBt)

54 Imagine being the opposite sex insect and that's your dating pool.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 07, 2026 04:10 PM (XJ22o)

It's all about the pheromones, baby.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 07, 2026 04:12 PM (6ydKt)

55 I have a chance to buy a Spencer in .45 Colt. Is this a good idea, or merely an idea."

Dunno. Once saw a guy buy a Colt 45 in Spencer, WV once, tho...

Posted by: man at September 07, 2026 04:12 PM (XuXeR)

56 More good news for the feminists.

Muslim police chief of Detroit suburb told his subordinates that wife-beating isn’t a “formal” criminal offense

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 07, 2026 04:12 PM (ndZc7)

57 Kill it. Kill it with fire!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 07, 2026 04:13 PM (Y/06r)

58 38 Microscopic sculptures are popular now: a guy named David Lyndon holds the record of smallest sculpture.
Posted by: polynikes

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I don't recall the details, but there is a museum in LA (I think on Ventura) called the Museum of Jurassic Technology, and one of their permanent exhibits was a series of microscopic sculptures. I saw it in the 90s so this all may be OBE, but I am sure they have a website.

It was (is?) a wild museum. The whole idea was that you could not trust anything as it was half lies and half just outrageous. The sculptures could only be viewed through a microscope so you had no idea if they were real. (kind of like Ace's posts that we always doubt if they are real.)

Anyway, if you are in LA, check it out. You may need time machine though.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 07, 2026 04:15 PM (tOY9K)

59 The Moslems will let you know what you believe

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 07, 2026 04:15 PM (cS2Yy)

60 The Feminists will love Sharia law

Posted by: Skip at September 07, 2026 04:15 PM (Ia/+0)

61 For the anglophiles:

The Telegraph@Telegraph · 5h

The King has decided that the Duke and Duchess of Sussex are to be treated as “private citizens” while in Britain, and do not represent the Royal family.

The Duke and Duchess cannot use “HRH” and will not work on behalf of the Royal family, a letter written by a representative for the King says.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 07, 2026 04:17 PM (EYrlY)

62 31 I have a chance to buy a Spencer in .45 Colt. Is this a good idea, or merely an idea.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 07, 2026 03:57 PM (rbvCR)
I say yes. But then I used to drink Jack Daniels with orange juice.

Posted by: Eromero at September 07, 2026 04:18 PM (LHPAg)

63 Muslim police chief of Detroit suburb told his subordinates that wife-beating isn’t a “formal” criminal offense
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 07, 2026 04:12 PM (ndZc7)

——————

So enriching!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 07, 2026 04:18 PM (u73oe)

64 To expand on the idea of micro-sculptures, this is a review of the process of resin 3-D printing using immersed fiber optics transmitting UV laser light.

finishing with 250mu benchies

youtu.be/UvV2CH5il3Q

Posted by: Kindltot at September 07, 2026 04:19 PM (rbvCR)

65 56 More good news for the feminists.

Muslim police chief of Detroit suburb told his subordinates that wife-beating isn’t a “formal” criminal offense

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,
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A mooslimb cleric has written a book on the proper way and improper ways to whip your wife. One of the caveats is breaking bones; it is forbidden.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 07, 2026 04:19 PM (EYrlY)

66 I'm surprised more people aren't doing their lawns today.

Mine's done and I'm doing my friends before they come home. Their cat Snowflake just left after sleeping here most of the afternoon.

I hooe the dog from a few threads back is alright. Okay, back to it.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at September 07, 2026 04:20 PM (Sco7b)

67 63 Muslim police chief of Detroit suburb told his subordinates that wife-beating isn’t a “formal” criminal offense
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 07, 2026 04:12 PM (ndZc7)

——————

So enriching!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 07, 2026 04:18 PM (u73oe)

*looks at the Clancy devotees*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 07, 2026 04:20 PM (Y/06r)

68 OK, I just checked and the Museum of Jurassic Tech (MJT) is still there. on Venice Blvd. (doh.)

The miniature exhibit is:

The Microminiatures of Hagop Sandaldjian

and there is a lot on the web about him, some of it at mjt.org

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 07, 2026 04:21 PM (tOY9K)

69 I have a chance to buy a Spencer in .45 Colt. Is this a good idea, or merely an idea.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 07, 2026 03:57 PM (rbvCR)

I have a Spencer carbine in 56-50.

It's the coolest gun I own, even though I will never fire it.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 07, 2026 04:22 PM (k5CNB)

70 Imagine being the opposite sex insect and that's your dating pool.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

I don’t have to imagine. I live in Seattle.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 07, 2026 04:25 PM (wZB1K)

71 Ohio Dems attacked at Canfield fair. Sounds like it might be a false flag . At least some of the responders to article think so:

https://tinyurl.com/mtf6k64d

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 07, 2026 04:25 PM (mXZ+5)

72 Youtube seems to be shitting the bed. Anyone else see this?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 07, 2026 04:25 PM (diia5)

73 Muslim police chief of Detroit suburb told his subordinates that wife-beating isn’t a “formal” criminal offense
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 07, 2026 04:12 PM (ndZc7)
We are past the point of censorship and well into persecution of Jews and Christians. Wake up, America! You don't want to be like Mogatroit.

Posted by: Eromero at September 07, 2026 04:27 PM (LHPAg)

74 71 Ohio Dems attacked at Canfield fair. Sounds like it might be a false flag . At least some of the responders to article think so:

https://tinyurl.com/mtf6k64d

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 07, 2026 04:25 PM (mXZ+5)

It was on CNN and MS Now this morning. The guy apparently had a taser and 2 pistols but decides to lunge at the Dem?

What the hell?

Dead bodies or it's fake.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at September 07, 2026 04:27 PM (Sco7b)

75 I broke an elcheapo camera by cleaning the lens w too much alcohol. the lens assemble fell apart. with nothing but the photo array lens, we tried taking pics. it turned out to be an uber macro cam.

I took a pic of a lady bug and you can make out the mite that was on the ladybugs eye.

I forgot how to share pics, or I would.

Posted by: photoBug at September 07, 2026 04:28 PM (LxTdt)

76 There's a new (three hour long!) Elizabeth Holmes documentary coming out where this comedian/filmmaker guy was with Holmes and her BF at her their home for 12 hours a day for months before she went to prison, and then two years later when she is in prison.

You Can See Everything - trailer

https://youtu.be/GGJSRFWALTI

She has the biggest crazy wide eyes I have ever seen.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 07, 2026 04:28 PM (6ydKt)

77 Ohio Dems attacked at Canfield fair. Sounds like it might be a false flag . At least some of the responders to article think so:
https://tinyurl.com/mtf6k64d
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

@GuntherEagleman
🚨 HERE WE GO AGAIN: Amy Acton’s “assassination attempt” story is collapsing in real time.

Police charged the suspect with assault and disorderly conduct. He was holding a phone. He did NOT brandish a weapon.

He did not pull a gun.

Nearly a full day later there is still ZERO video and ZERO photos of this so-called “lunge.”

But there IS video of Acton slurring her words and sounding drunk at the same event.
@LauraLoomer has more of it.

This is not an assassination plot. This is a campaign manufacturing a victim narrative to smear the Right as violent and harvest sympathy votes.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 07, 2026 04:29 PM (diia5)

78 Diogenes,

Watch this video. If it is what you are seeing, head for an emergency vet
https://tinyurl.com/mttcctyd

Posted by: Notsothoreau at September 07, 2026 04:30 PM (bkuEU)

79 Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 07, 2026 04:29 PM (diia5)

Thanks for the additional info.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 07, 2026 04:31 PM (mXZ+5)

80 Called United, yesterday, to make a payment. Went through the whole ID routine with the computer thing only to be told that they were closed, call back when we are open.
Their freaking computer keeps business hours.
Called today to make the payment.
Their computer has holidays off too.
United Ins. cares about you.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 07, 2026 04:33 PM (EYrlY)

81 >> HERE WE GO AGAIN: Amy Acton’s “assassination attempt” story is collapsing in real time.

Here's the chaser. Alcohol and prescription drugs don't mix well, Amy.

https://tinyurl.com/a739dw8f

Posted by: JackStraw at September 07, 2026 04:37 PM (viF8m)

82 But there IS video of Acton slurring her words and sounding drunk at the same event.
@LauraLoomer has more of it.

This is not an assassination plot. This is a campaign manufacturing a victim narrative to smear the Right as violent and harvest sympathy votes.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 07, 2026 04:29 PM (diia5)

Is this the dem woman that's being hailed as brave and compassionate for trying to help a 'victim' and not caring about herself?

Posted by: LASue at September 07, 2026 04:37 PM (lCppi)

83 More cultural enrichment.

>>@javiernegre10
·
3h
>>Translated from Spanish
Something very curious is happening in France..

>>Flocks of sheep are disappearing, only the females are stolen from the farms, the males are not.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 07, 2026 04:40 PM (viF8m)

84 81 >> HERE WE GO AGAIN: Amy Acton’s “assassination attempt” story is collapsing in real time.

Here's the chaser. Alcohol and prescription drugs don't mix well, Amy.

https://tinyurl.com/a739dw8f
Posted by: JackStraw at September 07, 2026 04:37 PM (viF8m)
Amy looks just like my ex wife, the one who beat up my truck with a tire iron.

Posted by: Eromero at September 07, 2026 04:41 PM (LHPAg)

85 Seeing the words "Close it up" at the bottom hit differently on this post.

Posted by: ... at September 07, 2026 04:43 PM (vE0+H)

86 The weather is glorious in SF today. In a little while we will walk over to Hippie Hill there is a Grateful Dead cover concert. Some dude we met at the wedding last night said he is the band manager and promised to get us backstage.

Like, wow, man.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 07, 2026 04:44 PM (RIvkX)

87 Amy looks just like my ex wife, the one who beat up my truck with a tire iron.
Posted by: Eromero at September 07, 2026 04:41 PM (LHPAg)
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What did the truck do to her?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 07, 2026 04:45 PM (RIvkX)

88 Lotus Eaters discusses the situation in Portsmouth where some of the English were attempting to stop a migrant boat from landing:

https://youtu.be/X6-C4xVTOyE

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 07, 2026 04:47 PM (6ydKt)

89 Amy looks just like my ex wife, the one who beat up my truck with a tire iron.
Posted by: Eromero at September 07, 2026 04:41 PM (LHPAg)
====

What did the truck do to her?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 07, 2026 04:45 PM

What's the popular country song where the jealous girlfriend does this?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 07, 2026 04:48 PM (2Ez/1)

90 Cloudy and 64 here on the beach. Quiet too.

So nice.

Tourists will be gone soon.
Why do they call it “Tourist Season” if we can’t shoot em?

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 07, 2026 04:48 PM (7KluB)

91 Lotus Eaters discusses the situation in Portsmouth where some of the English were attempting to stop a migrant boat from landing:

https://youtu.be/X6-C4xVTOyE
Posted by: SpeakingOf

Should've used mortars, or at least some drones.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 07, 2026 04:48 PM (diia5)

92 Dead cover concert. Some dude we met at the wedding last night said he is the band manager and promised to get us backstage.

Like, wow, man.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 07, 2026 04:44 PM (RIvkX)

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Don't eat the brown acid....

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at September 07, 2026 04:49 PM (JqJBt)

93 Should've used mortars, or at least some drones.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 07, 2026 04:48 PM (diia5)

Probably more effective than grannies in kayaks, but not as photogenic.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 07, 2026 04:51 PM (6ydKt)

94 Peak tourist season is over here, too, but we want them here for the summer.

Posted by: Accomack at September 07, 2026 04:52 PM (sStKZ)

95 Nood

Posted by: Thanatopsis at September 07, 2026 04:53 PM (hG5L0)

96 Nood.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 07, 2026 04:53 PM (0sNs1)

97 A mooslimb cleric has written a book on the proper way and improper ways to whip your wife. One of the caveats is breaking bones; it is forbidden.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 07, 2026 04:19 PM (EYrlY)

They go short of anything requiring advanced medical treatment. They're not barbarians.

Posted by: ... at September 07, 2026 04:54 PM (vE0+H)

98 62 31 I have a chance to buy a Spencer in .45 Colt. Is this a good idea, or merely an idea.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 07, 2026 03:57 PM (rbvCR)
I say yes. But then I used to drink Jack Daniels with orange juice.
Posted by: Eromero at September 07, 2026 04:18 PM (LHPAg)

I drank scotch with root beer. More than once!

I don't have an opinion on the gun, just wanted to get that confession off my chest. (A really cheap scotch with a fancy root beer is actually good, but with a basic root beer you'd be better off with a Jack & Coke.)

Posted by: SciVo at September 07, 2026 04:54 PM (ke3zm)

99 Amy looks just like my ex wife, the one who beat up my truck with a tire iron.

No, no -- I said a five iron! -- Tiger

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 07, 2026 04:57 PM (zdLoL)

100 Women can get more radicalized than men

Posted by: Skip at September 07, 2026 05:10 PM (Ia/+0)

101 Have a rib eye on the grill, first time using it since I got rebuilding parts

Posted by: Skip at September 07, 2026 05:12 PM (Ia/+0)

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