The Morning Report

The Morning Report — 9/ 3 /26

Good morning kids. Well to start things off we have this bit of breaking news

Gloria Steinem, the pioneering feminist, writer and activist who helped define the modern women’s movement, has died at 92.

If I want to be kind, and given the utter societal rot that she and others of her ilk precipitated over the past 60 years or so, I find it extremely difficult, so whatever legitimate grievances that women had which begat the women's movement, Steinem certainly played a pivotal role in bringing them to the fore. But at least from my perspective, like the civil rights movement, and our society's natural movement away from segregation and the evils of racism, women ultimately would have gained equal status thanks to the Judeo-Christian and American ethic that undergird society in the first place. Of course the anti-American Democrat/Left have been doing their damndest to tear that all down in their unslakeable lust for absolute power and so especially over the past 60 years they have corrupted every legitimate political movement in order not to build a more perfect union but to tear down the closest that humanity has ever come to it, the American experiment. And yet we're still here, but only just.

And moving on to some horrific news from late yesterday afternoon out of Minneapolis. Yikes, we're stuck in an endless loop of alternate universe Mary Tyler Moore shows.

At least six people, including two police officers, were shot in downtown Minneapolis Wednesday around 4:50 p.m. local time.

No doubt P3DO adjacent/suspected governor Walz and Minneapolis mayor Jacob Frey will do their best to obfuscate and cover up the identity and background of the shooter, who is in custody per the reports, and lead the call for the destruction of the Second Amendment, despite Minnesota already being one of the strictest anti-2A states in the nation as it is. Having zero information about the perp, but in every case like this that I can recall, the shooter was not a member of the NRA or GOA, but it's the guns, and white people and toxic masculinity (that's for you Gloria Steinem).

Meanwhile in another part of the forest...

‘I Like To Kill Jews’: Columbia Protester Upheld by Media as Gentle Peace Activist Is Accused of Supporting Terrorists, Boasting He Can Use a Machine Gun, in Scathing New Report. . . The Palestinian Columbia student, Mohsen Mahdawi, is currently fighting deportation

Oh no, the infamy! We can't have that can we?!

Meh, who needs this when we have our own homegrown Zyklon A-Z sucking self-gassers ready willing and able to line us all up for the aforementioned fiend before inhaling deeply!

But addressing an event for Michigan Jewish Democrats, Nessel made her best case in a speech that will last long past this cycle because of the nakedness of its horrifying argument.
“We have a moral imperative to place the needs of the world above even our own self-interest and, yes, even our own survival,” Nessel told Jewish Democrats. Those “needs of the world” required Jews to vote for Democrats, including presumably El-Sayed, who had made excuses for a Muslim terrorist attack against Jewish children in the preschool of a Michigan Temple.

With Jews like Dana Nessel we don't need the Einsatzgruppen. Yes sir that's my Yasser!!!! Evil filthy drunken slag shitwhore needs to have dinner with Gloria Steinem, soon!

Finally, I note yet again with a mix of puzzlement, curiosity and satisfaction the anomaly that is John Fetterman.

. . . Like, the DSA, they’re deeply anti-American,” Fetterman said. “They’re deeply anti-capitalism. They’re deeply anti-the American way of life.”
Fetterman continued to point out that “when you look at the kind of individuals that are actually in the DSA,” they live in homes that their parents bought for millions of dollars.
“They want to impoverish middle class whites, and seize all the production,” Fetterman continued. “I would think every single Democrat should condemn the DSA. This is not like a big tent situation, they should have their own entire party, and run alone as the kinds of communists, and socialists, and anti-American party that they are.”

Regardless of why he is publicly destroying the DSA while no doubt still embracing core Democrat/Liberal beliefs and shibboleths, his overt broadsides are needed, loudly, frequently and repeatedly. That they are coming most effectively from him and not from anyone in the GOP is frustrating and telling. So give 'em hell Lumpy!

Have a good day.

ABOVE THE FOLD, BREAKING, NOTEWORTHY

The order seeks to deny automatic citizenship to additional categories of children born in the United States, including children of “alien enemies of the United States,” members of foreign terrorist organizations and certain people who lobby or act on behalf of foreign governments.
Federal Judge Blocks Trump’s Latest Attempt to Restrict Birthright Citizenship
The establishment media will use the anniversary to step up its propaganda.
The 25th Anniversary of 9/11 is Approaching, So Get Ready to Hear About ‘Islamophobia’

CIVIL WAR 2.0, LEFTIST PERSECUTIONS, DEMOCRAT PUTSCH, AMERICAN DISSOLUTION

Hint: it’s not poverty.
Why People Commit Terrorism
Whatever the outcome may be of Clancy’s trial, so-called “feminists” revealed themselves to be nothing more than left-wing sociopaths.
From Iryna Zarutska To Lindsay Clancy, The Left Only Likes Women If They’re Politically Useful
A vote for Democrats this November gives them license to wage war against and destroy the Supreme Court.
Friends Don’t Let Friends Vote For Dems’ Gambit To Destroy SCOTUS
Going Further shows how Clarence Thomas is willing to lay everything on the line for what is right and just.
Leftists Tried To Stop Clarence Thomas From Going Further. They Failed Miserably
"DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST/GLOBALIST BORDER BLOODBATH," AMNESTY, IMMIGRATION, BORDER SECURITY
"We will find you, arrest you, and deport you."
ICE Arrests Hit New Record As Mass Deportation Effort Picks Up Speed
In an opinion issued Tuesday, the department’s Office of Legal Counsel concluded that states participating in two major federal assistance programs must report people they know are illegally present in the United States.
DOJ Says States Could Lose Federal Funds for Failing to Report Illegal Immigrants (Hawaiian Oberst-Gericht und herr Buch M. Danno will strike this down! - jjs)
Laura Loomer first reported on the video of Shoffner’s remarks in July. Loomer wrote on X that Shoffner “claims to be running” as a “moderate Democrat” but “is anything but moderate.”
Exclusive: Arkansas Democrat Hallie Shoffner Denies Wanting to Defund ICE After Saying She Would Vote to Defund It
THE IRAN CONFLICT, MOU/"PEACE DEAL" (aftermath??)
Two Filipino sailors were killed Monday when a Saudi oil tanker was involved in a security incident while transiting the Strait of Hormuz.
Iran Just Crossed The Line Trump Warned Them About
Peru reportedly communicated the rupture in ties to the Iranian government through the latter’s embassy in Ecuador, as it does not have direct physical representation in Peru, representing the latest in a series of political losses in Latin America for the world’s premier state sponsor of terrorism.
Peru Cuts Diplomatic Ties with Iran in Scathing Condemnation of Rogue Terror State
ISRAEL vs IRAN & GAZA/HAMAS, HEZBOLLAH . . . AND LEFTISTS. . . The U.N... AND HISTORY
What could possibly go wrong?
Europeans Preparing to Admit 40,000 Gazans
David Harsanyi: No matter how far-fetched a story is about Israel, including preposterous evidence-free accusations that it trains dogs to rape Palestinians, papers such as The New York Times will spread it to feed the perception that the Jewish state operates as a genocidal entity.
Evidence doesn’t point to a genocide in Gaza — despite all of the rage
“My message to Hamas is clear: your networks are not secure, your crypto is vulnerable, and we will not stop until your ability to wage war is defeated”
DOJ Confiscates More Than $560,000 in Crypto Donations Destined for Hamas
DOMESTIC AFFAIRS, THE COURTS, WASTE/FRAUD/ABUSE
Every occupant of that building has left fingerprints on it, and most of the fights looked exactly like this one at the time.
Every President Redecorates. Trump Just Went Bigger.
Once Phase One of Phase One of Phase One is complete, the state will begin thinking about connecting high-speed rail to Bakersfield, which will constitute Phase Two of Phase One of Phase One.
A California City Drops Houses On Gavin Newsom’s Bullet Train
No penalties to Mexico for polluting the shoreline.
San Diego County supervisors unveil plan to hike taxes on locals so that Mexico can keep sending its sewage
FIRST AMENDMENT ISSUES, CENSORSHIP, FAKE NEWS, MEDIA, BIG BROTHER TECH
This represents the first major update on the Pauken scandal since he pleaded guilty to working for communist China back in June. “This case illustrates the lengths to which the Chinese Communist Party will go to undermine our democratic institutions and degrade our political freedoms, but it also demonstrates the FBI’s resolve to defend the homeland from threats to our national security...”
U.S. Journalist Sentenced for Acting as Agent of the CCP.(Mazel tov, at long last, a speeding ticket gets issued at the Indy 500, pfft - jjs)
Why must they only judge tactics and not judge on the facts?
Why Gush Over Abdul El-Sayed Taking on ‘Fox’s Outrage Machine’?

* * * * *
We know how to build the future.
Musk: The Future Is Power, Chips, and Data Centers
We cannot wait until after the next attack to find out what the attacker was asking artificial intelligence.
The Next Radical Shooter May Have An AI Assistant
The U.S. needs data centers, and right now Silicon Valley is making Americans hate them because they don’t know how to speak to Americans.
Tech Firms Brought Data Center Hate Upon Themselves. Here’s What They Should Do Instead
ALPRs can improve policing and public safety, but we need stronger safeguards to prevent abuse and protect privacy.
Don’t Ban Automated License Plate Readers—Regulate Them
WE-ALL-SLAM-FOR-I-SLAM
“Let me be clear: I do not want our children and grandchildren to grow up in an Islamic State,” Stocker added on social media.
Austria Announces Plans to Ban ‘Political Islam’ in Bid to Confront Muslim Brotherhood
The convention has already dropped one Muslim cleric from the speaker's roster after the Free Beacon revealed he forced his 13-year-old niece into marriage
Abdul El-Sayed To Join Panel With 9/11 Conspiracy Theorists at Islamic Convention Days Before 9/11 Anniversary
OFFICIAL DEMOCRAT PARTY/LEFTIST-ENDORSED ANTI-SEMITISM, ANTI-CHRISTIANITY, PLUS VARIOUS & SUNDRY GODLESS HEATHENS
The "Palestinian" Columbia student, Mohsen Mahdawi, is currently fighting deportation
‘I Like To Kill Jews’: Columbia Protester Upheld by Media as Gentle Peace Activist Is Accused of Supporting Terrorists, Boasting He Can Use a Machine Gun, in Scathing New Report
“We have a moral imperative to place the needs of the world above... our own survival”
Michigan AG: Jews Must Die So That Democrats May Win
The settlement marks a significant victory for religious-liberty advocates and could give qualifying Christian employers greater latitude to maintain workplace policies based on their religious beliefs without facing certain EEOC enforcement actions. It is likely to intensify the broader national debate over how federal anti-discrimination protections should be balanced against religious freedom and could influence future litigation over transgender rights in the workplace.
Feds Settle Lawsuit Brought by Christian Employers Opposed to Gender Ideology.
THE ECONOMY, STUPID
Orders are rising, factories are turning out more capital equipment, job openings are soaring, and purchasing managers say the expansion continued in August. Four reports released over the past few weeks approach the factory sector from different directions. All of them found accelerating strength in durable goods, the core of U.S. manufacturing.
The Trump Manufacturing Boom Gets Even Stronger
Have the Democrats been able to do the math?
Tax The Rich Foolishness
Blaming the other party.
Truths and Omissions as US Hits $40 Trillion in Debt
RED-GREENS, CLIMATE CHANGE HOAX, DEMOCRAT-LEFT WAR ON FOSSIL FUELS, JUNK SCIENCE, LYSENKOISM
The credit Congress kept is a firehose of taxpayer money.
Congress must act to eliminate subsidies for wind and solar grid batteries
CRIME & PUNISHMENT, NON-DOSTOYEVSKY
At least six people, including two police officers, were shot in downtown Minneapolis Wednesday around 4:50 p.m. local time.
Minneapolis: At Least Six People Shot, Including Two Officers
EDUCATION, AND WHAT PASSES FOR IT
“If the student asks to exclude the student’s parent(s)/legal guardian(s) from the school planning meeting, that request will be evaluated on a case-by-case basis.”
DOJ Sues Kansas City School District Over Secret Gender Transitions of Students
We do not make the child fit the backpack. We keep looking until we find the one that fits the child. Education deserves at least that much imagination.
American Parents Spend More Energy Picking A Backpack For Their Kid Than Picking His School
Trump offers school choice.
School Choice or Public School Monopoly
ABORTION
"We will not tolerate this illegal danger.”
Abortion Radicals Under Investigation For Plane Stunt Advertising Illegal Abortion Drugs
THE 2020 AND OTHER ELECTION HEISTS & AFTERMATH
The investigations come as concerns grow over noncitizens on state voters rolls and the potential for voter fraud in the midterm elections.
Report: DHS Launches Voter Fraud ‘Surge’ Probes In Nine States
DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST AND RINO SCANDALS, MESHUGAS, CHUTZPOCRISY, INSANITY
The group connected to Fang Fang is deeply entrenched in California Democratic congressional offices.
Swalwell Spy Lover Fang Fang Is Gone But Her Pipeline To D.C. Isn’t
Henry “Yin, a Chinese-American, is associated with numerous United Front groups, which are arms of the CCP.”
Khanna Adviser has Ties to Group Connected to China, Fang Fang
Rep. Anna Paulina Luna (R-Fla.) says Swalwell didn't just have carnal knowledge of Fang Fang on multiple occasions; he seeded Congress, too — with Chinese spies.
What Took So Long? Eric Swalwell's Unsolved Mystery Is Now Answered.
Five Republicans voted against it to “protest against how their leaders handled a plan to avert a government shutdown just before the midterm elections.”
Two House Democrats Save Resolution Condemning Socialism
POLITICS
Vice President JD Vance keeps trying to straddle a bright moral line — with predictably disastrous results.
JD Vance can’t outrun his Tucker Carlson problem
Rep. Brittany Pettersen (D-CO) responded to efforts to denounce Democratic Socialists by members of the Democrat Party by saying that “it does take a big tent, and we have a wide range of views and people who are part of our party, voters and candidates.”
Dem Rep. Pettersen on Democratic Socialists: ‘It Does Take a Big Tent’
The real story is what happened behind the scenes, where two centrist Democrats blew up their own party's carefully laid plans to stop the vote entirely and exposed just how little control House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-N.Y.) actually has over his caucus.
Malig-Nancy Pelosi Threw Hakeem Jeffries Under the Bus
Democrats might have a messaging problem, but they also have a ground game to render rural America irrelevant in elections.
Democrats Openly Declare Their Plans To Infiltrate Rural American Towns
They are making it all too clear they love China more than America.
Mamdani’s Socialists Are Suckers for China (suckers or agents? - jjs)
Fetterman continued to point out that “when you look at the kind of individuals that are actually in the DSA,” they live in homes that their parents bought for millions of dollars.
Fetterman: Democratic Socialists of America ‘Deeply Anti-American,’ Want to ‘Impoverish Middle Class Whites’
The Clinton birthday party coincides with multiple fundraising events the former president is holding for his Clinton Foundation and the Clinton Global Initiative.
Bill Clinton Parties with Alex Soros and Fundraises Off 80th Birthday(and snorts crack off teen's buttocks - jjs)
FOREIGN AFFAIRS, INTERNATIONAL
The object, which German media later reported as a hand grenade, exploded at 3:15am local time in front of a Turkish jeweller.
Germany: Explosion Rocks Augsburg Train Station, 2 Injured
Victor Davis Hanson: America is surging ahead while Canada stagnates, and that growing asymmetry—not trade alone—is driving the acrimony between two longtime allies.
The Elephant in the Canadian Room
A tribute to Marco Rubio.
The Steadiest and Sanest Man in the Administration
reparations must also include money, “restitution, rehabilitation, and structural reforms.”
UN Committee Wants Countries to Implement Slavery Reparations
“How could France defend its values with politicians who lack so much courage that they allow an ideology to claim the inferiority of women? Fighting against Islamist ideology and defending equality require courage and determination. Like the French people, I believe I have that courage and that determination.” – Marine Le Pen.
Le Pen Promises Referendums on the Burka and Birthright Citizenship.
Kosovo’s caretaker Prime Minister Albin Kurti—who endorsed Democrat Joe Biden over Trump in the 2020 election here in the United States—has been so controversial that everyone from even the Biden junta to the Trump administration to NATO and more have condemned him.
Exclusive — ‘Everyone Is Afraid’: Serbian President Warns NATO Over Kosovo Bridge, Christian Persecution
THE UKRAINIAN "FRONT"
Leipzig is the main logistical hub for military equipment heading to the Ukrainian frontline.
Germany Says Russia Behind Attempted Drone Attack on Leipzig Airport( So, Barbarossa 2 Von Paulus boogaloo? - jjs)
DEFENSE, MILITARY, SECURITY AFFAIRS
Events on opposite sides of the Atlantic last month revealed radically different approaches to the future of warfare — and one nation is taking a wrong turn. Days after the US Army announced plans to disband its only experimental Unmanned Assault Battalion, Ukraine staged the world’s first all-robot, no-human military parade.
Ukraine’s drone parade marches ahead — as the Pentagon veers the wrong way
BIDEN AFGHANISTAN BUG-OUT DISASTER AFTERMATH
"The Path to Zero: Withdrawal from Afghanistan" reveals the whole truth.
Lifting the Burka from Biden’s Afghanistan Betrayal
HEALTH AND HEALTH CARE
Fraud experts say the California-based health-care company’s billing patterns raise questions.
How Did HeroCare Make $40 Million?
FEMINAZISM, TRANSGENDER PSYCHOSIS, HOMOSEXUALIZATION, WAR ON MASCULINITY/NORMALCY
U.S. District Judge Cynthia Valenzuela, a Democrat appointee of [so-called quote-unquote] President Biden, dismissed the DOJ’s lawsuit thus leaving the state’s controversial rules in place.
CA Judge Dismisses DOJ Lawsuit and Allows Schools to Still Admit Male Athletes on Girls’ Teams
It’s a deeply strange interweaving of contradictory themes in which the inherently weak female mind of the strong independent woman is set free from the toxicity of responsibility.
The Story About Lindsay Clancy Being A Victim Comes From Deeper Roots Than 1960s Feminism
American universities and social networks, increasingly dominated by radical-left ideology, are now cultivating revolutionary women in significant numbers.
The Mutation of Womanhood
CULTURE WARS, NATIONAL SUICIDE
Baron Cohen, who is Jewish and has supported Israel post-Oct. 7, is being referred to as 'Ali Genocide' by campaigners seeking to keep the film out of theaters
Campaign Attacking Sacha Baron Cohen's 'Ali G' Movie as 'Racist' Is Orchestrated by Anti-Israel Group Funded by Irish Media Baron Who Also Backs Israel-Bashing Publisher
Christian Toto:Oscar winner goes to bat for Mark Ruffalo after a full decade of silence
Wait … George Clooney Is Defending Free Speech NOW?
HITHER & YON
Her instantly recognizable voice earned her four Grammy nominations and two wins for best jazz vocal album. Those were in 1997 for “New Moon Daughter” and 2009 for “Loverly.”
Two-time Grammy Award-winning jazz singer Cassandra Wilson dead at 70

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1 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 03, 2026 07:18 AM (u82oZ)

2 Happy Thursday

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 03, 2026 07:19 AM (/+uur)

3 Nooded.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 03, 2026 07:19 AM (u82oZ)

4 Good morning morons and happy birthday JJ

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 03, 2026 07:21 AM (RIvkX)

5 Yonder Horde

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 03, 2026 07:23 AM (2Cry5)

6 Morning, everyone!

Posted by: NR Pax at September 03, 2026 07:23 AM (svLOV)

7 The 25th Anniversary of 9/11 is Approaching, So Get Ready to Hear About ‘Islamophobia’"

I don't believe they'll trot that out like they used to. The "phobia" card has been used up...

Posted by: man at September 03, 2026 07:23 AM (XuXeR)

8 awesome content! Thanks, JJ!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 03, 2026 07:23 AM (VyBeY)

9
"I'm a big fan of the women's movement. Especially from behind."

Posted by: I miss Rush at September 03, 2026 07:24 AM (2Ez/1)

10 Gloria Steinem, the pioneering feminist, writer and activist who helped define the modern women’s movement, has died at 92.
=====

Today will be a great day!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 03, 2026 07:24 AM (RIvkX)

11 Since I was not certain if this was brought up earlier, I admit to feeling a warm fuzzy upon learning that the judge who overturned Bowe Bergdahl's conviction was told "Nope. You don't have that authority."

Now waiting to see if he does any jail time.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 03, 2026 07:25 AM (svLOV)

12 Thank you, J.J.

A cornucopia of useful open-source intelligence, with your trademarked framing comments.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 03, 2026 07:25 AM (u82oZ)

13 Was quite surprised, while scrolling through YouTube shorts last night, that there are dozens of clips from the movie, "Citizen Vigilante" posted. What was equally surprising were the comments. The majority supported the premise of the movie, most stating that unless something is done, the west will be taken over by those portrayed in the film. Wow! I guess it struck a nerve.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 03, 2026 07:25 AM (hmYU4)

14 No more fish or bicycles for Gloria...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 03, 2026 07:26 AM (l3cgK)

15 Europeans Preparing to Admit 40,000 Gazans"

Well of course. Who else is going to work to support Han's retirement, especially with the loss of USAID money?

Posted by: man at September 03, 2026 07:27 AM (XuXeR)

16 Dana Nessel. Kill yourself. Do it now.

For the "needs of the world"

Set a good example for the rest of us.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 03, 2026 07:27 AM (RIvkX)

17 It's not a phobia if they are really trying to kill you...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 03, 2026 07:27 AM (l3cgK)

18 I'm sure Gloria Steinem and the worms will get along just fine. Maggots got to eat same as worms.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 03, 2026 07:28 AM (C/aDH)

19 Number 24: Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of society.

Posted by: Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life at September 03, 2026 07:30 AM (2Ez/1)

20 Good morning.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 03, 2026 07:30 AM (d9FiM)

21 Gloria Steinem won't be down for breakfast? Oh, no!

Anyway...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 03, 2026 07:31 AM (9iRTe)

22 San Franpsycho

Hmmm. An ethical, mobile AI, with strong feelings of justice, and a hard exoskeleton coupled with excellent sight pictures. We can call it the T-1000.
It can be a strong ally to make people behave.

I just wish my AI questions were not answered with "First, tell me where Sarah Conner is."

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 03, 2026 07:31 AM (u82oZ)

23 San Diego County supervisors unveil plan to hike taxes on locals so that Mexico can keep sending its sewage

This has been how the issue has been treated for years...lawsuits attack San Diego, Kalifornia, and the USA over this, but not Tijuana or Baja Kalifornia or Mexico.
It's insane.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 03, 2026 07:32 AM (l3cgK)

24 Steinem is mort?

*dons festive little hat*

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 03, 2026 07:33 AM (d9FiM)

25 "What was equally surprising were the comments. The majority supported the premise of the movie, most stating that unless something is done, the west will be taken over by those portrayed in the film. Wow! I guess it struck a nerve.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 03, 2026 07:25 AM"
++++

What makes you think those comments were posted by real live human beings and not generated by someone Macedonian server farm?

Posted by: I gotta ask at September 03, 2026 07:33 AM (2Ez/1)

26 Who wore clear lens aviators?

Compared to what's rolling off the presses these day she could've passed for a moderate republican.

"Rest in Power" tributes in 3...2...1

Posted by: Auspex at September 03, 2026 07:33 AM (Y8DZL)

27 Good morning Horde. Thx JJ , hope you and Mrs JJ are well
Nessel should move to Canada if she wants MAID. Leave the rest of the Jewish people alone

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 03, 2026 07:34 AM (M9Oed)

28 “We have a moral imperative to place the needs of the world above... our own survival”
Michigan AG: Jews Must Die So That Democrats May Win

After you sacrifice yourselves first, aholes. This is how they always are: so willing to make sacrifices, as long as someone else has to make them. Hey, it's not they're tied to the tracks as the trolly rolls by...they just make sure the trolly hits everybody.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 03, 2026 07:36 AM (l3cgK)

29 Morning all. I have a buddy who works in downtown Minneapolis. The shooter was apparently getting booted from his apartment building and wanted to shoot his “baby mama” and the building managers. Draw your own conclusions…

Funny how Jacob Frey, Keith Ellison, Walz and Klobuchar were all slobbering all over the police and how wonderful they are… like we’ve forgotten 2020…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 03, 2026 07:37 AM (n7Rsm)

30 I see Gloria Steinem had no children, though Christian Bale was her stepson. Appropriate that she didn't breed

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 03, 2026 07:37 AM (M9Oed)

31 Has anyone, anywhere been fired for authorizing the installation of flock cameras?

Anyone? Bueller? No?

Posted by: Public Service Layabouts and Parasites at September 03, 2026 07:37 AM (xFvo2)

32 ALPRs can improve policing and public safety, but we need stronger safeguards to prevent abuse and protect privacy.
Don’t Ban Automated License Plate Readers—Regulate Them

And it'll work as well as the FISA courts, right?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 03, 2026 07:37 AM (l3cgK)

33 Context on Gloria:

Steinem defended her relationship to the CIA, saying: "In my experience the agency was completely different from its image; it was liberal, nonviolent and honorable."

Steinem married David Bale at age 66. He was a wealthy man who died 3 years later. No kids of her own. Ever.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 03, 2026 07:39 AM (u82oZ)

34 . Barrel.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 03, 2026 07:40 AM (u82oZ)

35 Dana Nessel appears to have a fundamental misunderstanding of the story of Esther… sigh

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 03, 2026 07:40 AM (n7Rsm)

36 “We have a moral imperative to place the needs of the world above... our own survival”

Outstanding. Now tell us what your moral authority is that is demanding this recommended action.

Since the person in the mirror is not a recognized moral authority, admit that you are a sadistic narcissistic sociopath and you just enjoy hurting people.

Because "needs of the world" is a god complex characteristic.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 03, 2026 07:40 AM (9s47C)

37 Breakfast Time.

Posted by: The Barrel at September 03, 2026 07:41 AM (Q+gd/)

38 Waves to jim (in Kalifornia) as the door to the Barrel slams shut. Hears screams.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 03, 2026 07:41 AM (u82oZ)

39 Dana Nessel? The Michigan lesbian AG who fights the Trump administration on everything the administration does to clean up elections in Michigan. Who got so drunk at a UM/MSU football game a few years ago while in office she was carried out by ushers. Who screams about data centers and tries suing everyone involved six months after contracts are approved and building is in full swing( she’s lost every one of those) who constantly gets overturned by higher courts). That Dana Nessel.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 03, 2026 07:41 AM (EiUt/)

40 About the article on Mohsen Mahdawi: He says "occupied peoples have the right to resist the occupation of their land."

Yeah. That is why Israel fights you subhumans. You're the colonizers.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 03, 2026 07:42 AM (svLOV)

41 reparations must also include money, “restitution, rehabilitation, and structural reforms.”
UN Committee Wants Countries to Implement Slavery Reparations

Will all Islamic countries who engaged (and still engage) in human slavery be forced to pay too? Or is this just a Western punishment? Pretty much EVERYPLACE had slavery at one point or another.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 03, 2026 07:42 AM (l3cgK)

42 Lol. "The Agency" has been sending out paramilitary deathsquads to do wet work in countries most people have never heard of since before they spelled it C-I-A. Non violent my ass.

That's not even a knock on them. It's pointing out that Steinem was either a liar or an idiot (not exclusive), and has now tragicaly run out of days to ever remedy that condition.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 03, 2026 07:43 AM (Ot/FD)

43 19 Number 24: Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of society.
Posted by: Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life

And punk rock gives ugly kids a chance at dating.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 03, 2026 07:43 AM (svLOV)

44 This is how they always are: so willing to make sacrifices, as long as someone else has to make them"

Some of you may die, but that's a risk I'm willing to take...

Posted by: man at September 03, 2026 07:43 AM (XuXeR)

45 Fetterman’s Lump may soon gain self awareness and take over the entire entity. Is he the only example ever of someone getting smarter faster having a stroke. It’s very interesting

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 03, 2026 07:43 AM (n7Rsm)

46 Mark Ruffalo, Sacha Baron Cohen and George Clooney are the hollywood bad boys I turn to when I want to get my dander up. Radical, dudes, let's kick some ass.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 03, 2026 07:43 AM (C/aDH)

47 Yeah, well, UN committees want lots of things.

Posted by: Just go away at September 03, 2026 07:44 AM (2Ez/1)

48 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 03, 2026 07:45 AM (ExV1e)

49 Or is this just a Western punishment? "

Nah. Just another money grab attempt. Nothing more.

Posted by: man at September 03, 2026 07:45 AM (XuXeR)

50 I miss Rush!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 03, 2026 07:45 AM (n7Rsm)

51 Maybe Fetterman is The Party's designated theatrical maverick.

Posted by: davidt at September 03, 2026 07:46 AM (Q+gd/)

52 What makes you think those comments were posted by real live human beings and not generated by someone Macedonian server farm?
Posted by: I gotta ask at September 03, 2026 07:33 AM (2Ez/1)

I’ve seen the clips, no interest in watching the entire thing. It strikes many resonant emotional chords, and not surprising to see it find a number of admirers in Europe, where such thoughts are officially banned.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 03, 2026 07:46 AM (DCKjD)

53
"A trans-woman needs a man like a fish needs a unicycle."

Posted by: ShainS at September 03, 2026 07:46 AM (IJ/6M)

54 The article that mentions Charlotte Perkins Gilman's "The Yellow Wallpaper": I've seen no less than three different interpretations of that story. Straightforward horror tale, portrait of schizophrenia, and the latest, male oppression and exaltation of feminism.

Remarkable that the story has had such legs. Personally I prefer the first two interpretations, maybe combined -- the woman confined to her room is already tending to the schizophrenic, and something evil is able to slither into her disordered mind.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 03, 2026 07:46 AM (wzUl9)

55 Sometimes autocorrect makes it appear as though I’m a complete idiot. Or maybe that’s just me…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 03, 2026 07:46 AM (n7Rsm)

56 I used to be Mavericky!

Posted by: The ghost of John McCain at September 03, 2026 07:47 AM (2Ez/1)

57 This pad continues to Autocucumber me as I lie in bed trying to reduce me foot edemas...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 03, 2026 07:47 AM (l3cgK)

58 The Yellow Wallpaper": I've seen no less than three different interpretations of that story"

Ah, there's yellow wallpaper?

End of story.

Posted by: man at September 03, 2026 07:48 AM (XuXeR)

59
In trying to find the good in everyone, recognize that Nessel has been fighting the Canadian Enbridge Oil company for years.

Posted by: Auspex at September 03, 2026 07:48 AM (Y8DZL)

60 I'll shut up now. Have a good day. I SAID HAVE A GOOD DAY.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 03, 2026 07:48 AM (l3cgK)

61 davidt

Is Fetterman's analysis from the stoke cleaning out the Leftist brain disease, or his wife leaving him?

His votes support the Left about 98% of the time.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 03, 2026 07:49 AM (u82oZ)

62 UN Committee Wants Countries to Implement Slavery Reparations

Define Slavery. The kind of "slavery" that demands reparations.

Define Reparations. Give us the argument that "reparations" are the only remedy. Indicate the moral authority for this plan of action.

Tell us exactly how much reparations cost, explain in detail how you arrived at that number, and give examples of where reparations solved the underlying problem and brought peace, joy and justice.

Because you can't even define "justice".

Posted by: Community Notes at September 03, 2026 07:49 AM (9s47C)

63 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at September 03, 2026 07:49 AM (S+dwn)

64 This has been how the issue has been treated for years...lawsuits attack San Diego, Kalifornia, and the USA over this, but not Tijuana or Baja Kalifornia or Mexico.
It's insane.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 03, 2026 07:32 AM (l3cgK)

Okay, stay with me on this one.

Coronado.

Multiple SEAL teams are based there. BUD/S is based there. They all train in those waters. They could get sick from fecal-borne diseases. Trump should declare it a matter of national security and nail Sheinbaum's ass to the wall over it, telling her to fix it on Mexico's dime.

(Yes, it sounds silly, but also sounds like something Trump would do (Lake America, anyone?) to make a point.

Posted by: one hour sober at September 03, 2026 07:49 AM (J4Dwc)

65 Feminism is part and parcel of the Marxist project. It is the rejection of the fact that men and women are inherently different. The Communist viewpoint is that human nature is immaterial in shaping human society. The Communist requirements to adopt, embrace and promote the useful lie necessitates the rejection of objective truth.

As the serpent said in the garden, "Surely, you will not die." Gloria Steinem greedily consumed the fruit and served it to all others who would listen.

Posted by: Minuteman at September 03, 2026 07:49 AM (47/pr)

66 Gloria is a pretty name, sadly from the past. I lived on Gloria Court growing up. Knew a nice Norwegian lady named Gloria.
I have no such warm feeling about Steinem.

Posted by: Gloria In Excelsis Deo at September 03, 2026 07:49 AM (Fn+3X)

67 I'll shut up now. Have a good day. I SAID HAVE A GOOD DAY.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Bite your thumb at it!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 03, 2026 07:50 AM (S+dwn)

68 Belated BOING!

"“We have a moral imperative to place the needs of the world above even our own self-interest and, yes, even our own survival,” Nessel told Jewish Democrats."
-

As in "Nessel Drip"?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 03, 2026 07:52 AM (yMCWt)

69 66 Gloria is a pretty name, sadly from the past. I lived on Gloria Court growing up. Knew a nice Norwegian lady named Gloria.
I have no such warm feeling about Steinem.
Posted by: Gloria In Excelsis Deo at September 03, 2026 07:49 AM

And there was a song about a Gloria. She had voices in her head.

Posted by: Is it any wonder? at September 03, 2026 07:54 AM (2Ez/1)

70 ALPRs can improve policing and public safety, but we need stronger safeguards to prevent abuse and protect privacy.

Like the safeguards we already have in place to prevent abuse by government generally?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 03, 2026 07:54 AM (ExV1e)

71 Federal Judge Blocks Trump’s Latest Attempt to Restrict Birthright Citizenship

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Have My Anchor-Welfare Chain-Migration Baby In ~~Havana~~ Miami FTW!

/Imagine the new adopted children as well as Nanny, Lawn Care, and especially Paolo Pool Boy benefits for Cheap Justice Benedict Roberts ...

Posted by: ShainS at September 03, 2026 07:55 AM (IJ/6M)

72 I just wish my AI questions were not answered with "First, tell me where Sarah Conner is."
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 03, 2026 07:31 AM (u82oZ)
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"I'll Be Back."

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 03, 2026 07:55 AM (RIvkX)

73 Now and for the rest of the day I will have a brain worm featuring Laura Branigan's "Gloria"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 03, 2026 07:55 AM (M9Oed)

74 I used to have a different nic

Without isolation of bad actors, identification is of limited value.

A 3 strikes and you're out Justice policy worked well.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 03, 2026 07:55 AM (u82oZ)

75 Like the safeguards we already have in place to prevent abuse by government generally?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 03, 2026 07:54 AM (ExV1e)

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I'll see your FISA Courts and raise you a Tea Party Supreme Court.

Posted by: ShainS at September 03, 2026 07:56 AM (IJ/6M)

76 As the serpent said in the garden, "Surely, you will not die." Gloria Steinem greedily consumed the fruit and served it to all others who would listen.
Posted by: Minuteman at September 03, 2026 07:49 AM (47/pr)

You could almost extend the idea. The recent state of Marxist thought is Critical Everything Theory. So their premise is not that men and women are entirely congruent and fungible. The plan is to goad people into thinking deep down that women actually *are* inferior, and therefore deserve to be placed on a pedestal while men are denigrated and torn down, because you must reflexively treat everything as the opposite of what it is.

There's something really nefarious about it, and you see the same thing everywhere. All blacks are psychotic sociopaths and so must be celebrated. All hispanics are murderers and rapists and drug dealers. All women are unstable nutjobs. etc etc. I'm not the one saying any this shit. They are.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 03, 2026 07:56 AM (Ot/FD)

77 >>>"A trans-woman needs a man like a fish needs a unicycle."

Posted by: ShainS

>I never understood the appeal of a mermaid. How would this work out without disappointment?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 03, 2026 07:56 AM (C/aDH)

78
Finding the good in everything includes recognizing that the Line 5 oil spill into the Kalamazoo River years ago may have helped wrap the PFAS in the riverbed.

Posted by: Auspex at September 03, 2026 07:57 AM (Y8DZL)

79 The T-1000 was a Pontiac clone of the Chevette. There's no aftermarket for them, and they are not fondly remembered by most.

Posted by: Auto AutismOn Parade at September 03, 2026 07:57 AM (Fn+3X)

80 His votes support the Left about 98% of the time.

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{{{Salty}}}

It sure is baffling. He has massive cognitive dissonance. I'm done waiting for him to realize what his party really is and has become...and most importantly, where it's going. He apparently can't make that leap and just can't see that in his constant proclamations in support for the middle class and America, his party and his own voting record obliterates his own beliefs. It's something to behold.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 03, 2026 07:58 AM (qBdHI)

81 >I never understood the appeal of a mermaid. How would this work out without disappointment?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone

They have a strong oral tradition.

Posted by: Auspex at September 03, 2026 07:58 AM (Y8DZL)

82 Errah, Hello there Sugar Tits. Plenty warm today!

Posted by: Ted Kennedy at September 03, 2026 07:58 AM (d9FiM)

83 >I never understood the appeal of a mermaid. How would this work out without disappointment?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 03, 2026 07:56 AM

It's like a nude beach. Sounds good until you get there.

Posted by: In the voice of Dennis Miller at September 03, 2026 07:59 AM (2Ez/1)

84 @77 "I finally find the girl of my dreams , and she's a fish"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 03, 2026 07:59 AM (M9Oed)

85 In honor of glorious Gloria's passing, my friends and I plan on holding a candlelight vigil, using Paltrow's Vagina Candles, then marching to the courthouse to support Lindsay Clancy in her fight for freedom then later we will gather for a scissor and dildo fest at my townhouse with wine and cats.

We're Fierce, We're Feminists and We're In Your Face!

Posted by: Karen Muddlumps, local democrat scold and busybody at September 03, 2026 07:59 AM (xFvo2)

86 UN Committee Wants Countries to Implement Slavery Reparations
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I'll agree to this, but only if we start with countries in alphabetical order.

Note that the proper name of this country is "United States of America" so we are near the bottom of the list.

Let me know when every other country is finished with their reparations.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 03, 2026 07:59 AM (FZ29D)

87 Rev. Wishbone

Smelled fishy to me too. You have to be at sea a looong time.

Here is to the crew of the USS Abraham Lincoln (CVN-72). Providing foreign aid to Thailand one bar denizen at a time. Except for Bosun's Mates. Two at a time for them.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 03, 2026 07:59 AM (u82oZ)

88 Glad to see you mentioned Path to Zero, J.J. I watched it last week, and highly recommend that everyone see it. It's under an hour.

We all know what a disaster Biden's withdrawal from Afghanistan was, but this documentary adds much more detail from the men who were there.

Gut wrenching.

Posted by: IrishEi?! at September 03, 2026 07:59 AM (3ImbR)

89 >I never understood the appeal of a mermaid. How would this work out without disappointment?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone

She has a mouth.

Posted by: Ted Kennedy at September 03, 2026 08:00 AM (d9FiM)

90 ALPRs can improve policing and public safety, but we need stronger safeguards to prevent abuse and protect privacy.

Industry has has those safeguards in place for ages.

Software: before merging branch into main code, needs reviewers.

Banking: before making a wire transfer, another employee must approve before funds released.

Trading: before a portfolio manager proposes a trade, risk management, compliance and a trading supervisor need to approve.

Surgical Time-outs: before surgery multiple participants verify correct patient, procedure and body part.

They could demand accountability and sign-off before a compliance officer approves along with factoring in consequences for abuse—but they won't do it because they don't care.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 03, 2026 08:00 AM (PVBkQ)

91 They have a strong oral tradition.
Posted by: Auspex at September 03, 2026 07:58 AM

As do I.

Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at September 03, 2026 08:00 AM (2Ez/1)

92 {{{Lady in Black}}}

Spot on. Make you wonder if humans are reasoning beings or rationalizing lumps of mobile carbon.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 03, 2026 08:01 AM (u82oZ)

93 Morning all. Time to get up and take a walk. Then back to the job hunt and hoping that I hear back on something.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 03, 2026 08:01 AM (aJQbY)

94 "And there was a song about a Gloria. She had voices in her head."

She used to come around about midnight.

Posted by: fd at September 03, 2026 08:02 AM (CD9UT)

95 Now and for the rest of the day I will have a brain worm featuring Laura Branigan's "Gloria"
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Beats ob-la-di ob-la-da as sung by kittens playing guitars.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 03, 2026 08:03 AM (S+dwn)

96 We're now in our 55th year of feminist excellence. Subscribe today!

Posted by: Ms. Magazine at September 03, 2026 08:03 AM (Fn+3X)

97 Big earthquake just now in Alaska.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 03, 2026 08:03 AM (yMCWt)

98 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at September 03, 2026 08:04 AM (ccf/V)

99 95 Now and for the rest of the day I will have a brain worm featuring Laura Branigan's "Gloria"
Posted by: Smell the Glove

Beats ob-la-di ob-la-da as sung by kittens playing guitars.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 03, 2026 08:03 AM

Dominique.

Posted by: The Singing Nun at September 03, 2026 08:04 AM (2Ez/1)

100 G-L-O-R-I-A

Does that help?

Posted by: fd at September 03, 2026 08:04 AM (CD9UT)

101 Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey

The Earth is angry today.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 03, 2026 08:05 AM (u82oZ)

102
97 Big earthquake just now in Alaska.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 03, 2026 08:03 AM (yMCWt)

The Earth was angry that day, my friends.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 03, 2026 08:05 AM (DCKjD)

103 No doubt P3DO adjacent/suspected governor Walz and Minneapolis mayor Jacob Frey will do their best to obfuscate and cover up the identity and background of the shooter, who is in custody per the reports, and lead the call for the destruction of the Second Amendment, despite Minnesota already being one of the strictest anti-2A states in the nation as it is. Having zero information about the perp, but in every case like this that I can recall, the shooter was not a member of the NRA or GOA, but it's the guns, and white people and toxic masculinity (that's for you Gloria Steinem).

Democrats will continue to fester the environment for mass shootings until the public DEMAND they do something, then they will come for your guns. The 2nd amendment is standing in the communist way and they will stop at NOTHING to take them away from you.

Never Forget.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at September 03, 2026 08:05 AM (ccf/V)

104 LOL Nacly!

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 03, 2026 08:06 AM (DCKjD)

105 Ann Blyth starred in Mr. Peabody And The Mermaid with William Powell in 1948. She passed on in June, age 98.

Posted by: Fish Tales at September 03, 2026 08:06 AM (Fn+3X)

106 @100 yes it does. I know a lot of folks here don't like U2, but their song "Gloria" is also helpful.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 03, 2026 08:07 AM (M9Oed)

107 It was a dark and stormy night.

Just found out Gloria is dead,

Some dumb bitch activist was on the CBC, adding to the redundancy, and the guy asked her what Steinem would have thought about women's right's today.

Very discouraging. Some of the things these MAGA people say....

Now if you'll excuse me, I have 4 cliterectomies to perform, three abortions so the families can later have boys andan internet class to teach trannies how best to injure females in sports and eliminate the 'competition.'

Liberals have it so easy. Female sex-trafficking and they sleep in late with their hookers.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at September 03, 2026 08:07 AM (Sco7b)

108 Tom Servo

Horde mind!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 03, 2026 08:07 AM (u82oZ)

109 I watched a few minutes of Ace's sidebar from Shoe On Head. She believes the Lindsey Clancy murderess has finally united Democrat and Republican women in our supposed mania in support of this woman. I strongly disagree. I'd wager the divide on what her punishment should be probably coincides with party affiliation. Why? Because leftist women are mentally unstable in a million different ways, and are rallying around not only their silly grrrl power tribalism and victimization mentality, but their missing link, in varying degrees, with maternal instincts. YMMV

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 03, 2026 08:07 AM (qBdHI)

110 The Earth is angry today.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 03, 2026 08:05 AM (u82oZ)
The Earth was angry that day, my friends.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 03, 2026 08:05 AM (DCKjD)
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Behold moron mind power.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 03, 2026 08:07 AM (RIvkX)

111 Define Slavery. The kind of "slavery" that demands reparations.

Any involuntary servitude forced upon any person not of European descent, by persons in countries which are, or have been, majority European descent, but not countries actually in Europe. -- The UN

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 03, 2026 08:07 AM (ExV1e)

112 Laura Branigan… yeah that song is an earworm… for me in the same category as Kim Karnes belting out Bette Davis eyes or Tony Basil chirping Mickey!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 03, 2026 08:07 AM (n7Rsm)

113
Mermaids vs Merman . . . Ernest Borgnine enters the chat

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 03, 2026 08:07 AM (x0n13)

114 DHS says since April 2025, more than 24,000 cases have been identified through the Systematic Alien Verification for Entitlements (SAVE) online verification program — administered by U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services — as potential non-U.S. citizens who were on voter rolls.

SAVE is not a database but a query tool. Trump made it free to all agencies (it was 1.50 per) and also allows batch runs.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 03, 2026 08:08 AM (/+uur)

115 "I know a lot of folks here don't like U2, but their song "Gloria" is also helpful."

??

Posted by: zombie Jimmy Hendrix at September 03, 2026 08:08 AM (CD9UT)

116 101, 102

Hordemind. Beautiful and terrible.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 03, 2026 08:09 AM (9Q+nP)

117 The remains of that tropical storm are just about on top of us here in East Texas - Praise the Lord! August was a very hot and dry month, and this is very welcome! As to the storm, it’s down to 30 mph winds and a lot of rain, far from threatening, especially when all the local counties have been under a burn ban from drought.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 03, 2026 08:10 AM (DCKjD)

118 I know, right?

Posted by: zombie Eric Burdon at September 03, 2026 08:10 AM (CD9UT)

119 > ALPRs can improve policing and public safety, but we need stronger safeguards to prevent abuse and protect privacy.

Industry has has those safeguards in place for ages.
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Today, most of those "safeguards" are automated. It's rarely a person doing the doublecheck. It's increasingly AI. Which has proven to be unreliable.

ALPR cameras, specifically the software that's used to access data collected by them, is no different.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 03, 2026 08:10 AM (2Cry5)

120 Now and for the rest of the day I will have a brain worm featuring Laura Branigan's "Gloria"
Posted by: Smell the Glove

There are worse brain worms. -- RFK Jr.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 03, 2026 08:10 AM (ExV1e)

121 >>>Beats ob-la-di ob-la-da as sung by kittens playing guitars.
~~~~~

Reigning champs:

I love you
You love me
We're a happy family
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Baby shark do do do do do do

Posted by: IrishEi?! at September 03, 2026 08:10 AM (3ImbR)

122 Didn't Steinem turn out to be CIA or something? Or was that Betty Friedan?

Either way, 50s/60s feminism was intended to break up families so Communism wouldn't be resisted and to double the workforce so corporate America could lower salaries.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 03, 2026 08:11 AM (tUj8P)

123 Like an old man, trying to send back soup in a deli.

Posted by: George Costanza at September 03, 2026 08:11 AM (2Ez/1)

124 Love the Hendrix song "A Merman I Should Turn To Be."
Excuse me, time to drop my Windowpane.

Posted by: Trippy Ted at September 03, 2026 08:12 AM (Fn+3X)

125 I watched a few minutes of Ace's sidebar from Shoe On Head. She believes the Lindsey Clancy murderess has finally united Democrat and Republican women in our supposed mania in support of this woman. I strongly disagree. I'd wager the divide on what her punishment should be probably coincides with party affiliation. Why? Because leftist women are mentally unstable in a million different ways, and are rallying around not only their silly grrrl power tribalism and victimization mentality, but their missing link, in varying degrees, with maternal instincts. YMMV
Posted by: Lady in Black at September 03, 2026 08:07 AM (qBdHI)

There are a good number of women who claim to be Republican who support her. It's mostly leftist women but it isn't exclusively leftist women.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 03, 2026 08:12 AM (ExV1e)

126 will do their best to obfuscate and cover up the identity and background of the shooter, who is in custody per the reports...

What I'm seeing is he's dead? Here's a CBS report Minneapolis reddit is discussing; https://tinyurl.com/5e5822nk

...the suspect is 35-year-old Carlton Neal Johnson...Minneapolis Police Chief Bill Peterson said police were familiar with the suspect...

...This is at least the second deadly shooting inside the apartment building in just under a year. A man shot and killed two other men there late last September...

...While officials do not know a motive for the shooting, the suspect had been evicted from his apartment earlier Wednesday.

The suspect's eviction came after a series of threats involving guns. On June 19, the suspect made verbal threats about using a gun and showed a gun to a security officer. Days later, he allegedly threatened a resident with a gun and walked around the block with a firearm visible.

The suspect has a past conviction for domestic violence.

Abdiwakil Mohamed, from south Minneapolis, said he heard the gunshots as he was driving down La Salle Avenue...

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 03, 2026 08:13 AM (t19vo)

127 Any involuntary servitude forced upon any person not of European descent, by persons in countries which are, or have been, majority European descent, but not countries actually in Europe. -- The UN

So filling out tax forms, serving on a jury, answering subpoenas, filing for permits and licenses, sorting recyclables out of regular trash, keeping the property up for HOA reasons...

Posted by: Community Notes at September 03, 2026 08:13 AM (+4Cf6)

128 Ian S.

See my comment #33.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 03, 2026 08:13 AM (u82oZ)

129 I never understood the appeal of a mermaid. How would this work out without disappointment?

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There is a hilariously bad...I'm talkin' baaaad...episode on Fantasy Island about a mermaid starring John Saxon and Michelle Phillips as the mermaid. She's trying to entice him away from his wife, Maryann Mobley, and come live with her in the ocean forever. Its hilarious badness burned a hole into my brain. Your comment just made it rush back in.

Posted by: Lady in Black at September 03, 2026 08:14 AM (qBdHI)

130 Abdiwakil Mohamed, from south Minneapolis, said he heard the gunshots as he was driving down La Salle Avenue...

Well that is a very important detail.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 03, 2026 08:15 AM (+4Cf6)

131 Wasn't Steinem a CIA plant or something?

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 03, 2026 08:15 AM (mNbKR)

132 Wow. Quite the way to start the day.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 03, 2026 08:15 AM (ccf/V)

133 “They want to impoverish middle class whites, and seize all the production,” Fetterman continued. “I would think every single Democrat should condemn the DSA. This is not like a big tent situation, they should have their own entire party, and run alone as the kinds of communists, and socialists, and anti-American party that they are.”

Yet he'll vote lockstep with D's all the way down.

Good thing we avoided that yucky Dr. Oz. PHEW!!!! Dodged a bullet THERE, we did.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 03, 2026 08:16 AM (ccf/V)

134 Victor Tango Kilo

Yes. See my comment #33.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 03, 2026 08:16 AM (u82oZ)

135 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at September 03, 2026 08:17 AM (53oGX)

136 Mornin', All. Happy Thursday.

Posted by: Bulg at September 03, 2026 08:17 AM (77rzZ)

137 As I recall, the original stories about mermaids were all about seductive beings who would entice sailors to their deaths in the sea. There were no happy endings.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 03, 2026 08:18 AM (DCKjD)

138
...the suspect is 35-year-old Carlton Neal Johnson...Minneapolis Police Chief Bill Peterson said police were familiar with the suspect...

Abdiwakil Mohamed, from south Minneapolis, said he heard the gunshots as he was driving down La Salle Avenue...

Seems something doesn't quite match up here......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 03, 2026 08:18 AM (ccf/V)

139 "Happy Thursday.
Posted by: Bulg"

Easy for you to say. I'm sitting at the dentist.

Posted by: fd at September 03, 2026 08:19 AM (CD9UT)

140 As I recall, the original stories about mermaids were all about seductive beings who would entice sailors to their deaths in the sea. There were no happy endings.
Posted by: Tom Servo

They were based on manatees.

Posted by: Bulg at September 03, 2026 08:19 AM (77rzZ)

141 Beats ob-la-di ob-la-da as sung by kittens playing guitars.
~~~~~

Reigning champs:

I love you
You love me
We're a happy family
----------
Baby shark do do do do do do
Posted by: IrishEi?!

*Hamster Dance has entered the chat.

Dibidi ba didi dou dou
Di ba didi dou
Didi didldildidldidl houdihoudi dey dou Dibidi ba didi dou dou
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Posted by: rickb223 at September 03, 2026 08:19 AM (S+dwn)

142
Liberals have it so easy. Female sex-trafficking and they sleep in late with their hookers.
Posted by: Stateless

Nah. Think of all the work it takes to stay ahead of the progressive narrative.

You're a nazi today if you believe in the things they espoused 2 weeks ago.

Posted by: Auspex at September 03, 2026 08:19 AM (Y8DZL)

143 The was an episode of Night Gallery called "Lindemann's Catch" where the mermaid became human but only the bottom half.

The top half became a large mouthed Grouper.

Posted by: Hillary's Vagina at September 03, 2026 08:20 AM (xFvo2)

144 Easy for you to say. I'm sitting at the dentist.
Posted by: fd at September 03, 2026 08:19 AM (CD9UT)
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My dentist says my teeth are "amazing."

I thought you should know.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 03, 2026 08:20 AM (RIvkX)

145 1-877-KARS-FOR-KIDS

Posted by: Bulg at September 03, 2026 08:20 AM (77rzZ)

146 As I recall, the original stories about mermaids were all about seductive beings who would entice sailors to their deaths in the sea. There were no happy endings.
Posted by: Tom Servo

They were based on manatees.
Posted by: Bulg

Sea cows. Relatives of Lena Dunham.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 03, 2026 08:20 AM (S+dwn)

147 See my comment #33.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 03, 2026 08:13 AM

Thanks!

Posted by: Ian S. at September 03, 2026 08:21 AM (tUj8P)

148 Easy for you to say. I'm sitting at the dentist.
Posted by: fd

A little advice. Pay the extra five bucks for the Novocaine.

Posted by: Big Spender at September 03, 2026 08:21 AM (Fn+3X)

149 The was an episode of Night Gallery called "Lindemann's Catch" where the mermaid became human but only the bottom half.

The top half became a large mouthed Grouper.
Posted by: Hillary's Vagina

I remember watching that one as a kid. Freaked me out.

Posted by: Bulg at September 03, 2026 08:21 AM (77rzZ)

150 Good thing we avoided that yucky Dr. Oz. PHEW!!!! Dodged a bullet THERE, we did.

Didn't Oz say at one point that he was pro-Palestinian? Or at least there was smoke in that direction.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 03, 2026 08:22 AM (tUj8P)

151 Tom Hanks was in a mermaid movie IIRC

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 03, 2026 08:22 AM (n7Rsm)

152 The Judeo-Christian tradition was alive and well in Gloria Steinhem.

A feminist Seder became her strongest connection to Jewish ritual. Steinem participated for decades in an annual women’s Seder, calling it the first spiritually centered experience of her feminist life. What drew her to Judaism, she said, wasn’t the law it was “the mystical part, the Kabbalah, the Shechinah.

Posted by: It is What It Is at September 03, 2026 08:22 AM (jAUp1)

153 Did Lindemann get some fish head?

Posted by: fd at September 03, 2026 08:22 AM (CD9UT)

154
So, tying things together: David Bale got to do the John Candy Penthouse letter scene in "Splash" in real life!

Posted by: Auspex at September 03, 2026 08:23 AM (Y8DZL)

155 Daryl Hannah…. Yum

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 03, 2026 08:24 AM (n7Rsm)

156 Seamen who looked on me with lust were sick, sick, lonely men.

Posted by: The Huge Manatee! at September 03, 2026 08:24 AM (Fn+3X)

157 What drew her to Judaism, she said, wasn’t the law it was “the mystical part, the Kabbalah, the Shechinah."

Kabbalah is astrology for women who want to sound slightly less crazy.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 03, 2026 08:25 AM (tUj8P)

158 Reigning champs:

I love you
You love me
We're a happy family
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Baby shark do do do do do do
Posted by: IrishEi?!

*Hamster Dance has entered the chat.

But not "The New Zoo Revue"?

Posted by: Community Notes at September 03, 2026 08:25 AM (BvPIe)

159 Steinem was CIA. It was an op. What a surprise.

Posted by: ... at September 03, 2026 08:25 AM (PFPLb)

160 Spoiler: It's still an op

Posted by: ... at September 03, 2026 08:25 AM (PFPLb)

161 Steinem was CIA. It was an op. What a surprise.
Posted by: ... at September 03, 2026 08:25 AM (PFPLb)

But the CIA doesn't work inside the US borders. Nope. Nuh uh.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 03, 2026 08:26 AM (ccf/V)

162 Yikes! Just looked… Daryl Hannah did not age well; or perhaps more accurately, she should’ve stayed away from the plastic surgeons…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 03, 2026 08:26 AM (n7Rsm)

163 Now and for the rest of the day I will have a brain worm featuring Laura Branigan's "Gloria"
Posted by: Smell the Glove

I recall an interview with one of the sound guys that worked with her. Her voice was so powerful, she broke the microphone on a couple of occasions.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at September 03, 2026 08:26 AM (Ol0xY)

164 Zombie Eric Burdon

News to me.

Posted by: Alive Eric Burdon at September 03, 2026 08:26 AM (1Ff7Z)

165 Troll in chief: Trump said maybe we should rename the Strait of Hormuz as "Trump Strait" and MSNOW immediately melted down. LOL!

Posted by: Ian S. at September 03, 2026 08:27 AM (tUj8P)

166 Yikes! Just looked… Daryl Hannah did not age well; or perhaps more accurately, she should’ve stayed away from the plastic surgeons…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 03, 2026 08:26 AM (n7Rsm)

Which is amazing since I thought she was living in trees using one square.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 03, 2026 08:27 AM (ccf/V)

167 Troll in chief: Trump said maybe we should rename the Strait of Hormuz as "Trump Strait" and MSNOW immediately melted down. LOL!
Posted by: Ian S. at September 03, 2026 08:27 AM (tUj8P)

I think he should name it Strait Trump, because a move like that is straight up Trump.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 03, 2026 08:27 AM (ccf/V)

168 What makes you think those comments were posted by real live human beings and not generated by someone Macedonian server farm?
Posted by: I gotta ask at September 03, 2026 07:33 AM (2Ez/1)

Of course they were. (rolls eyes, knowing THAT would be the response here).

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 03, 2026 08:28 AM (hmYU4)

169 It's not cannibalism to eat the lower half of a mermaid, right?

Posted by: That's a Lot of Sushi at September 03, 2026 08:28 AM (A6KrF)

170 You're a nazi today if you believe in the things they espoused 2 weeks ago.
Posted by: Auspex at September 03

When 2 minutes of hate occurs every five minutes.....

Nice storms throughout southern Ontario. Hopefully it cleaned up Detroit a bit. The Generac was on when I woke up and we still had internet and cable for a few hours which was unusual.

I brought in Snowflake's mom Starry who was on my porch and surrendered the house to the cats around 4am - zoomy time. I put them out around 7am.

At least I'm not Satan in hell having to listen to Gloria the rest of eternity.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at September 03, 2026 08:28 AM (Sco7b)

171 she should’ve stayed away from the plastic surgeons…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt

That can be said about virtually any woman.

Ladies, just age naturally. Natural aging always looks better than plastic surgery.

Posted by: Bulg at September 03, 2026 08:28 AM (77rzZ)

172 162 Yikes! Just looked… Daryl Hannah did not age well; or perhaps more accurately, she should’ve stayed away from the plastic surgeons…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt

Unfortunate. My brother Daryl and my other brother Daryl look remarkable for their age.

Posted by: Larry At The Stratford Inn at September 03, 2026 08:28 AM (Fn+3X)

173 The National Police has informed Judge María Tardón — who is investigating the crossing of approximately 80,000 people from Morocco into Spain through the Ceuta border on July 30 and 31 — that the operation was planned and carried out by agents of Morocco’s security forces, in stark contrast with the position maintained by the Spanish government: President Pedro Sánchez, although he initially described it as an “attack on Spain’s territorial integrity” … has maintained that Morocco neither conceived nor executed the action, instead blaming “mafias” engaged in human trafficking and countries such as Russia and Israel.
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You fvcked up. You trusted us.

Posted by: Slimy Lying Raghead Moroccans at September 03, 2026 08:28 AM (RIvkX)

174 Troll in chief: Trump said maybe we should rename the Strait of Hormuz as "Trump Strait" and MSNOW immediately melted down. LOL!

Didn't Babylon Bee do an "article" on a barge-based Trump resort golf course floating in the Trump Strait?

Posted by: Community Notes at September 03, 2026 08:29 AM (BvPIe)

175 Daryl Hannah did not age well; or perhaps more accurately, she should’ve stayed away from the plastic surgeons…

There are maybe 3 or 4 cases where plastic surgery actually worked out. In 99% of cases it ends up like that, with Madonna as the poster whatever-the-hell-she-is.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 03, 2026 08:30 AM (tUj8P)

176 Ladies, just age naturally. Natural aging always looks better than plastic surgery.

Rare Exception: Dolly Parton, still able to pose for Playboy in her mid to late seventies.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 03, 2026 08:31 AM (a6PrB)

177 with Madonna as the poster whatever-the-hell-she-is.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 03, 2026 08:30 AM (tUj8P)

Disease riddled, drippy twat whore bag.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 03, 2026 08:31 AM (ccf/V)

178 ALPRs can be regulated? By who? The same police who abuse them?

What idiots. BAN THEM. Period.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 03, 2026 08:32 AM (WB/3O)

179 Sees the article about Gloria Steinem.

Be right back. Gotta check something....

Yep. Jane Fonda is still wasting my air.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 03, 2026 08:32 AM (svLOV)

180 >>But the CIA doesn't work inside the US borders. Nope. Nuh uh.

Been a lie pretty much since day 1.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 03, 2026 08:33 AM (viF8m)

181
I’ve seen the clips, no interest in watching the entire thing. It strikes many resonant emotional chords, and not surprising to see it find a number of admirers in Europe, where such thoughts are officially banned.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 03, 2026 07:46 AM (DCKjD)

I downloaded the movie when Elon had it posted for 24 hours. I have given DVDs to a number of friends who also liked it. Death Wish on steroids. Of course, my Magyar DNA loves revenge.

Your mileage may vary. My wife (54 years this past May) always said to me, "you like to stick the knife in and twist it!" I don't disagree.

The final line in the movie pretty sums it up.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 03, 2026 08:33 AM (hmYU4)

182 ALPRs can be regulated? By who? The same police who abuse them?

What idiots. BAN THEM. Period.

My problem with that argument is that it seamlessly transfers to guns.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 03, 2026 08:33 AM (tUj8P)

183 Don't remember where, but remember hearing or reading somewhere that Gloria Steinem was a CIA asset. But then who wasn't?

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at September 03, 2026 08:33 AM (QaH55)

184 My wife (54 years this past May) always said to me, "you like to stick the knife in and twist it!" I don't disagree.

The final line in the movie pretty sums it up.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 03, 2026 08:33 AM (hmYU4)

Wow. What an example. Congrats, you two. That's friggin AWESOME.

Bucking the trends set by hollywood whores.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 03, 2026 08:34 AM (ccf/V)

185 That German guy who designed the shirt that confuses AI surveillance cameras with it's crazy pattern could really make bank if he sold car wraps with that design.

Posted by: IrishEi?! at September 03, 2026 08:35 AM (3ImbR)

186 My dentist says my teeth are "amazing."

I thought you should know.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 03, 2026 08:20 AM (RIvkX)

Mine said the same thing! Only, not in a good way.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 03, 2026 08:35 AM (hmYU4)

187 >>But the CIA doesn't work inside the US borders. Nope. Nuh uh.

Been a lie pretty much since day 1.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 03, 2026 08:33 AM (viF8m)

Zombie Allen Dulles wants a word…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 03, 2026 08:35 AM (n7Rsm)

188 ALPRs can be regulated? By who? The same police who abuse them? What idiots. BAN THEM. Period.

That doesn't seem rational unless you're gonna ban cell phones and wifi, seeing as how those produce time/date/position information as well. Or is it the photographic record that is so objectionable?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 03, 2026 08:35 AM (3Ope8)

189
So filling out tax forms, serving on a jury, answering subpoenas, filing for permits and licenses, sorting recyclables out of regular trash, keeping the property up for HOA reasons...
Posted by: Community Notes at September 03, 2026 08:13 AM (+4Cf6)

Serving on a jury is a civic duty. The right of trial by jury is that palladium of civil liberty and only safe guarantee of the life, liberty and property of the citizen (h/t, TX Declaration of Independence, 1836).

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 03, 2026 08:36 AM (WB/3O)

190 Aging gracefully is a lot cheaper than plastic surgery. And what's the point of wanting to look like Nancy Pelosi when you're 80?

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 03, 2026 08:36 AM (MhhhI)

191 That German guy who designed the shirt that confuses AI surveillance cameras with it's crazy pattern could really make bank if he sold car wraps with that design.
Posted by: IrishEi?! at September 03, 2026 08:35 AM (3ImbR)

He just needs to copywrite the patter, then sell the rights to vinyl printers and shops.

He'll be a billionaire.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 03, 2026 08:36 AM (ccf/V)

192 Worst singer ever...Lee Hazelwood.

Posted by: Going To Jackson at September 03, 2026 08:36 AM (xFvo2)

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