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Hundreds of Thousands of Spanish Citizens Pour Into the Streets to Protest the Socialist Quisling Pedro Sanchez and Show Support for the Besieged Town of Ceuta;
Sanchez Sics the Riot Police On Them

Europa.com
@europa

3h

🇪🇸 A crowd of thousands has taken to the streets in Madrid to display the widespread anger over the Ceuta crisis caused by migrants from Morocco and the handling of the situation by Spanish Prime Minister Sanchez.

And in other cities and towns, too, like Valencia and Zaragoza.

SkyNews:

Nationwide migrant protests prompt appeals for calm in Ceuta, Spain's North African territory

Demonstrations are due to be held across Spain on Wednesday evening "in solidarity" with Ceuta, the Spanish city in North Africa, which faced an influx of about 72,000 migrants from Morocco in late July.


...

Nearly five weeks ago, around 72,000 migrants crossed into Ceuta from Morocco, with scores dying in the process. While most have since returned home, around 10,000 remain stranded in makeshift camps or on the streets.

"Stranded." Definition: When you illegally cross into a foreign country and refuse to leave.

"Stranded" in context: Illegal aliens rushed past Ceuta's fences and squatted in the city. They refused to leave. They were stranded by the Ceuta authorities who did not provide them with permission to remain.

Another example: I tried to hold up a Wa-Wa by gunpoint. When I tried to enter the store with my gun drawn, they dropped the security gates, stranding me outside. But I wanted them to give me money and cartons of cigarettes. I was stranded by evil-doers!

Their presence has triggered near-daily protests by locals against the Spanish government's handling of the issue, with demonstrators calling for the migrants to be sent back to their countries of origin or redistributed across Spain.

"The government has failed to act in a critical situation. It's spiralling out of control. We're tired, just like those who came are getting tired, and tensions are rising. There's a point where this will become a powder keg," said a resident called Lola.

Let's hope.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:59 PM




Comments

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1 Spain could use a man like Chuy.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 02, 2026 07:00 PM (0sNs1)

2 The Zombie Ceacescus might have suggestions for the commies currently running Spain.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 02, 2026 07:00 PM (+fdRY)

3 Spain will have its next parliamentary elections by August.

Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at September 02, 2026 07:00 PM (28xGL)

4 Chuy is bold, not like stupid commies.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 02, 2026 07:00 PM (+fdRY)

5 Nooded. (And the bold wasn't me.)

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 02, 2026 07:01 PM (0sNs1)

6 But Trump is a fascist.

Posted by: Delurker at September 02, 2026 07:01 PM (2Drhq)

7 Mister we can use a man like General Franco agaiiinnnn

Posted by: steevy at September 02, 2026 07:02 PM (YwEeS)

8 ¿Puedo ayudar?

Posted by: Agusto Pinochet at September 02, 2026 07:03 PM (88C+u)

9 Pedro absolutely knew that Morocco was organizing the invasion. Absolutely.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at September 02, 2026 07:03 PM (l26NL)

10 Nobody expected the Spanish Insurrection.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 02, 2026 07:04 PM (vbXSk)

11 SPANISH BOMBS

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=Ul0uJfhywW8

Posted by: THE CLASH at September 02, 2026 07:04 PM (zPGLA)

12 Damn Jews!

Residents of Ceuta Destroy Migrant Shelters as Spanish PM Accuses Russia and Israel of Sparking the Crisis

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 02, 2026 07:04 PM (ndZc7)

13 Pedro's a dirty Sanchez.

Posted by: Delurker at September 02, 2026 07:04 PM (2Drhq)

14 >>>"Stranded" in context: Illegal aliens rushed past Ceuta's fences and squatted in the city. They refused to leave. They were stranded by the Ceuta authorities who did not provide them with permission to remain.

They should not have brought out the comfy chairs.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon, Turnming Japanese at September 02, 2026 07:05 PM (dK+Kv)

15 Last year, the Vuelta bicycle race in Spain turned into a goat rope because of hordes of Pali protesters. The police did nothing. That should have told you all you needed to know about the Spanish government and the cocksucker Sanchez.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at September 02, 2026 07:05 PM (QaH55)

16 A lot of this stuff, in aggregate, seems way too little way too late. Maybe 25 years ago wouldn't have been too early. It was obvious the objective was pedal to the metal and overwhelm the systems rendering any objections moot. It sure looks like it succeeded. Long ago.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 02, 2026 07:05 PM (bECRr)

17 Damn Jews!

Residents of Ceuta Destroy Migrant Shelters as Spanish PM Accuses Russia and Israel of Sparking the Crisis

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 02, 2026 07:04 PM (ndZc7)

He did the meme.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon, Turnming Japanese at September 02, 2026 07:05 PM (dK+Kv)

18 I went to a nice restaurant yesterday and had a steak dinner. I refused to pay. I demanded coffee and dessert (and maybe a nice port) but I was stranded as they refused to give them to me.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 02, 2026 07:06 PM (Pr4Jo)

19 Damn Jews!

Residents of Ceuta Destroy Migrant Shelters as Spanish PM Accuses Russia and Israel of Sparking the Crisis
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 02, 2026 07:04 PM (ndZc7)

Russia too, now? Amazing

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2026 07:06 PM (uhVAy)

20 > 6 But Trump is a fascist.
Posted by: Delurker at September 02, 2026 07:01 PM (2Drhq)

As an aside, I see that the US Mint is already sold out of the new Trump coins. More are being struck.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 02, 2026 07:06 PM (qlLNh)

21
Good to see some people have the balls to stand up against the government.

Posted by: four seasons at September 02, 2026 07:06 PM (/QHx4)

22
This will be deemed not to have happened.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 02, 2026 07:07 PM (eRlcH)

23 It would be a beautiful thing if the riot police refused the orders and joined the protest. There hasn't been a good coup on Europe for a long time

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 02, 2026 07:07 PM (M9Oed)

24

*shrugs*

European swine.

I don't care. I hope they all get eaten by Moors. Or eat the Moors and then each other. Whatever is the worst outcome for Spain.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 02, 2026 07:08 PM (BI5O2)

25 Someone needs to start making lists of the police and military "clashing" with the protesters so that when the next Inquisition is established, they have a starting point.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 02, 2026 07:08 PM (Pr4Jo)

26 Residents of Ceuta Destroy Migrant Shelters as Spanish PM Accuses Russia and Israel of Sparking the Crisis

Because Russians and Jews love each other THAT much and give that much of a shit about what Spaniards and Moroccans do on the other g-ddamn side of the Med.
Get the fuck outta heah.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 02, 2026 07:08 PM (88C+u)

27 Como siempre, el problema es Big Penguin.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 02, 2026 07:08 PM (0sNs1)

28 Spain's always been f***ed up

I mean yeah they sent Chris Columbus to invent America and whatnot, but overall their history is kind of sketchy

Posted by: Don Black, bringing the funk at September 02, 2026 07:08 PM (ZxPkt)

29 Residents of Ceuta Destroy Migrant Shelters as Spanish PM Accuses Russia and Israel of Sparking the Crisis

Because Russians and Jews love each other THAT much and give that much of a shit about what Spaniards and Moroccans do on the other g-ddamn side of the Med.
Get the fuck outta heah.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 02, 2026 07:08 PM (88C+u)

That's the genius of it.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon, Turnming Japanese at September 02, 2026 07:09 PM (dK+Kv)

30 What is the weight of an unladen swine?

Posted by: Tim at September 02, 2026 07:09 PM (0sNs1)

31 Good. It's about time to rise up.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 02, 2026 07:09 PM (hzuYO)

32 POWDER KEG

Posted by: wth at September 02, 2026 07:10 PM (UjdFS)

33 I've heard the rumors that Israel cooked this up to chastise Spaniards for siding with the sandmaggots.

I don't know if it's true, but I hope it is.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 02, 2026 07:10 PM (BI5O2)

34
I'm surprised the Spanish Caudillo or whatever they call themselves didn't blame Trump.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 02, 2026 07:10 PM (eRlcH)

35 That's the genius of it.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon, Turnming Japanese at September 02, 2026 07:09 PM (dK+Kv)

Yup, the Putinophobes and the Semiteophobes can unite and together.....do nothing because that's what they do.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2026 07:11 PM (uhVAy)

36 "A Very Special Romanian Christmas"; sadly I don't believe the firing squad footage is available, only a recreation or reproduction. Sad.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 02, 2026 07:11 PM (bECRr)

37 Thankfully, Spain has the EU, the UN and NATO to square away this situation. My blessings unto them.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 02, 2026 07:11 PM (C/aDH)

38 Reconquista, baby.

Posted by: wth at September 02, 2026 07:12 PM (UjdFS)

39 Maybe they should exhume El Cid and prop his corpse up on a horse one last time.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 02, 2026 07:13 PM (qlLNh)

40
Wait until the Canary Islands fall apart.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 02, 2026 07:13 PM (eRlcH)

41 Vote for commies, get commie results.

Fuck 'em.

Posted by: ballistic at September 02, 2026 07:13 PM (oqH4h)

42 DEPORTAR
DEPORTAR
DEPORTAR

DEPORTAR A TODOS MALDITOS

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 02, 2026 07:14 PM (+fdRY)

43 I've heard the rumors that Israel cooked this up to chastise Spaniards for siding with the sandmaggots.

I don't know if it's true, but I hope it is.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 02, 2026 07:10 PM (BI5O2)

israel is a little busy to be creating West Philistina in Spain.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2026 07:14 PM (uhVAy)

44 First Spaniard that rides into town on Ferdinand gets my vote.

Posted by: wth at September 02, 2026 07:14 PM (UjdFS)

45 I suspect microsquish translator may not have given me the *exact* word.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at September 02, 2026 07:15 PM (+fdRY)

46 12 Damn Jews!

Residents of Ceuta Destroy Migrant Shelters as Spanish PM Accuses Russia and Israel of Sparking the Crisis

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 02, 2026 07:04 PM (ndZc7)


This Sanchez guy is an amateur at blame-shifting. The pros always blame Trump.

Posted by: Gref at September 02, 2026 07:16 PM (5rh/l)

47 Spain de Aranjuez

https://tinyurl.com/n9cm6ste

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 07:16 PM (hPgrk)

48 Israel, Ireland, Spain ... anywhere else where citizens are willing to "aggressively" revolt against the Muslim invasions (and their own country's complicity, except for Israel)?

Most places have "astroturfed" pro open borders rallies (USA), and the people are against the invasion, but do not revolt. Europe has shown some fight, USA has O'Keefe and Nick Shirley as most aggressive, and many writing in blogs ... but not much "direct action".

Posted by: illiniwek at September 02, 2026 07:16 PM (vbXSk)

49
Spain, 534 years of being a corrupt, broke shithole country.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 02, 2026 07:16 PM (eRlcH)

50 Doubt the Spanish government permits firearms , but hopefully brought pitchforks and clubs

Posted by: Skip at September 02, 2026 07:16 PM (Ia/+0)

51 Is Madrid burning?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 02, 2026 07:16 PM (RIvkX)

52 There hasn't been a good coup on Europe for a long time

The Muslims took over UK just these past few years. France is next.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 02, 2026 07:18 PM (+4Cf6)

53 Spain, 534 years of being a corrupt, broke shithole country.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 02, 2026 07:16 PM (eRlcH)

Hey there were times it was a corrupt, rich shithole. So it fought a lot of wars in the Netherlands and Austria.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2026 07:18 PM (uhVAy)

54 The muzzie states are like thieves doing a bank job -- they are all buddy buddy before hand, but once the money is in hand, they start bickering and shooting each other.

I think they are starting to think they own Europe. So the Moroccans want Spain, and want a foothold. The Turks want Germany, the Algerians France, etc. But all those countries have other factions that now have to worry about fighting each other.

The same is going on in Canada (and maybe a bit in USA) where the Indians, Chinese, and muzzies all want primary claim on the territory.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 02, 2026 07:18 PM (Pr4Jo)

55 Doubt the Spanish government permits firearms , but hopefully brought pitchforks and clubs
Posted by: Skip
.......

also banderillas and The Estoque.

Posted by: wth at September 02, 2026 07:19 PM (UjdFS)

56 33 I've heard the rumors that Israel cooked this up to chastise Spaniards for siding with the sandmaggots.

I don't know if it's true, but I hope it is.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 02, 2026 07:10 PM (BI5O2)
-----
I'd like to think that the Israelis have better things to do than cock about with ....Spain?

Seems like they'd save their energy for a country that actually matters. Spain has been a nation of layabout faggots for the last, what, 150 years?

Posted by: ballistic at September 02, 2026 07:19 PM (oqH4h)

57 Sanchez is walking talking Globohomo conspiracy.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 02, 2026 07:19 PM (RIvkX)

58 There hasn't been a good coup on Europe for a long time

The Muslims took over UK just these past few years. France is next.
Posted by: Community Notes at September 02, 2026 07:18 PM (+4Cf6)

its not a coup if the native government does it. Ask the people that invited the Saxons into England in the first place.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2026 07:19 PM (uhVAy)

59 From film I have seen of Ceuta, I would not be surprised if the number remaining is far more than 10,000.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 02, 2026 07:20 PM (RIvkX)

60 > its not a coup if the native government does it. Ask the people that invited the Saxons into England in the first place.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2026 07:19 PM (uhVAy)

Once you pay Danegeld, you never get rid of the Dane.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 02, 2026 07:21 PM (qlLNh)

61 From film I have seen of Ceuta, I would not be surprised if the number remaining is far more than 10,000.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 02, 2026 07:20 PM (RIvkX)

I'm shocked you would dare to impugn the honesty of the media in the US and EU.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2026 07:21 PM (uhVAy)

62 Most places have "astroturfed" pro open borders rallies (USA), and the people are against the invasion, but do not revolt. Europe has shown some fight, USA has O'Keefe and Nick Shirley as most aggressive, and many writing in blogs ... but not much "direct action".
Posted by: illiniwek at September 02, 2026 07:16 PM (vbXSk)
------

We tend to lag Europe in terms of the long march by about 10-20 years. Also we still have guns here so direct action is a bit more consequential and thus give those who would be party to such on either side more pause.

Posted by: ballistic at September 02, 2026 07:22 PM (oqH4h)

63 >>>I've heard the rumors that Israel cooked this up to chastise Spaniards for siding with the sandmaggots.

I don't know if it's true, but I hope it is.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

>Those Jews are like an octopus with 16 tentacles. What would you call that? One thing is for sure, they're stirring up soup for a big finale. Cinch up your crocs.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 02, 2026 07:23 PM (C/aDH)

64 The Muslims took over UK just these past few years. France is next.
Posted by: Community Notes

Yeah right, monsieur.

Next your bigotry will say somebody burned Notre Dame

Posted by: Mohammed-Francois at September 02, 2026 07:23 PM (4RYRd)

65 Too bad it had to come to this but it's not like we didn't warn them. Encouraging to see things like this, the rise of AfD in Gemany, Le Pen in France and Restore in the UK.

They have a long fight ahead of them but they still have a chance to say their countries.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 02, 2026 07:24 PM (viF8m)

66 The Muslims took over UK just these past few years. France is next.
Posted by: Community Notes

Yeah right, monsieur.

Next your bigotry will say somebody burned Notre Dame
Posted by: Mohammed-Francois at September 02, 2026 07:23 PM (4RYRd)

It could have been a left winger I suppose.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2026 07:24 PM (uhVAy)

67 >>Most places have "astroturfed" pro open borders rallies (USA), and the people are against the invasion, but do not revolt.

Sure we did. We elected Trump. 3 times.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 02, 2026 07:25 PM (viF8m)

68 as Spanish PM Accuses Russia and Israel of Sparking the Crisis

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
_______

So in the next Spanish civil war, Russia will be backing the nationalists?

Maybe our 30 year old basement dwellers will form the Obama Brigade.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 02, 2026 07:25 PM (XvL8K)

69 Americans might be armed but they managed to slow boil the whole thing. Incrementally, slowly at first and then all at once. Just how many illegal aliens are in this country is open for some debate.

They have everything else nailed down to the precise number, at the granular level, including lot numbers for recalled strawberries, but humans are impossible to estimate.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 02, 2026 07:26 PM (bECRr)

70 Pics of dead politicians or it didn't happen.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at September 02, 2026 07:26 PM (Sco7b)

71 Too bad it had to come to this but it's not like we didn't warn them. Encouraging to see things like this, the rise of AfD in Gemany, Le Pen in France and Restore in the UK.

They have a long fight ahead of them but they still have a chance to say their countries.
Posted by: JackStraw at

There is an election coming up in Germany and AfD is projected to take 41 seats. 42 is an outright majority. Just a small polling error, say the greens get 4.8 instead of 5.4% AfD will take 42 seats.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 02, 2026 07:26 PM (YZ0Fo)

72 Wow it's like I really could care less.

Posted by: fd at September 02, 2026 07:27 PM (MWfyi)

73 Sure we did. We elected Trump. 3 times.

That was the polite "revolt". Everyone knows we aren't voting our way out of what is coming next.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 02, 2026 07:27 PM (PVBkQ)

74 Basque provinces declare independence in 3,2..

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 02, 2026 07:27 PM (M9Oed)

75 They have a long fight ahead of them but they still have a chance to say their countries.
-
Let's hope the have the sense to fight and reduce the enemies' numbers, or they'll be right back here after the next election.

Posted by: Methos, inauthentic X-bot account at September 02, 2026 07:28 PM (vSvIl)

76 Americans might be armed but they managed to slow boil the whole thing. Incrementally, slowly at first and then all at once. Just how many illegal aliens are in this country is open for some debate.

They have everything else nailed down to the precise number, at the granular level, including lot numbers for recalled strawberries, but humans are impossible to estimate.
Posted by: Common Tater at September 02, 2026 07:26 PM (bECRr)

We are a bit larger and more distributed. A hundred thousand here sits lighter than the same 100000 in Spain.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2026 07:28 PM (uhVAy)

77 I don't Spain saved. Or Great Britain. Or any of these Western European countries.

To what end? So our enemies will be hale and hearty? Im just looking at one gang of enemies eating up another gang of enemies.

Whatever.

*yawns*

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 02, 2026 07:28 PM (BI5O2)

78 Good to see some people have the balls to stand up against the government."

5.56 would be far better.

Posted by: man at September 02, 2026 07:29 PM (XuXeR)

79 There is an election coming up in Germany and AfD is projected to take 41 seats. 42 is an outright majority. Just a small polling error, say the greens get 4.8 instead of 5.4% AfD will take 42 seats.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 02, 2026 07:26 PM (YZ0Fo)

have the AfD candidates started dropping dead like they did in the last election?

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2026 07:29 PM (uhVAy)

80 Well... OK. But being armed didn't change the outcome. At least, not so far. They had a plan, and executed the plan. And nobody for the most part, has done fuck-all.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 02, 2026 07:30 PM (bECRr)

81
There is an election coming up in Germany and AfD is projected to take 41 seats. 42 is an outright majority. Just a small polling error, say the greens get 4.8 instead of 5.4% AfD will take 42 seats.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 02, 2026 07:26 PM (YZ0Fo)

_____________

They won't be allowed.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 02, 2026 07:31 PM (eRlcH)

82 Hey, cartons of cigarettes are well over a bill now.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 02, 2026 07:31 PM (zZu0s)

83 The dirty Sanchez regime is under investigation. Multiple people including NG the president and his wife. Shocking, I know.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 02, 2026 07:32 PM (ZLygy)

84 Those Jews are like an octopus with 16 tentacles. What would You call that?

Hexidecipus?

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at September 02, 2026 07:32 PM (IwlG/)

85 At some point a whole lot of European politicians will need the Ceaușescu treatment, and yes along with their spouses.

Posted by: mea culpa at September 02, 2026 07:33 PM (iN6fC)

86 oh man
garlic bread from scratch
I cooked my ass off

Posted by: Don Black, bringing the funk at September 02, 2026 07:33 PM (ZxPkt)

87 >>That was the polite "revolt". Everyone knows we aren't voting our way out of what is coming next.

Everyone knew we couldn't get Trump back in office. Everyone is not always right.

The left is being systematically destroyed in the US, when they aren't busy destroying themselves. For the first time since 2025, a polling firm released a poll today showing Republicans are leading on the generic ballot. Because summer is over.

The border is sealed, illegals are being deported in record numbers, crime is way down, Iran is dead, China is being driven out of our hemisphere, antifa is under attack and hasn't tossed a brick all summer. And Canada is whining.

We're in a pretty damn good place today as opposed to 2 years ago.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 02, 2026 07:33 PM (viF8m)

88 Some how I get an impression that the Spain vs. Morocco is a situation that has been the same as it has ever been. Let them grind it out.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 02, 2026 07:34 PM (C/aDH)

89 Those Jews are like an octopus with 16 tentacles. What would You call that?

Hexidecipus?
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at September 02, 2026 07:32 PM (IwlG/)

Jewish Octopi to the Second Power!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 02, 2026 07:34 PM (zZu0s)

90 like an octopus with 16 tentacles. What would You call that?

I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: Kurt E. at September 02, 2026 07:34 PM (0sNs1)

91 There is an election coming up in Germany and AfD is projected to take 41 seats. 42 is an outright majority. Just a small polling error, say the greens get 4.8 instead of 5.4% AfD will take 42 seats.
Posted by: BruceWayne at September 02, 2026 07:26 PM (YZ0Fo)
***********************

An election in one of the Lander (states); Germany had national parliamentary elections in 2025.

Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at September 02, 2026 07:35 PM (28xGL)

92 Another example: I tried to hold up a Wa-Wa by gunpoint.

______________________

Careful, Ace. We now know you live in one of 13 states. If we narrow it down enough, we can just cruise neighborhoods looking for someone sitting on his deck pleading with crows to take his peanuts.

Posted by: Orson at September 02, 2026 07:35 PM (dIske)

93 You can tell by the Yarmulkes and long side burns.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 02, 2026 07:35 PM (zZu0s)

94 "people are against the invasion, but do not revolt." ---
Sure we did. We elected Trump. 3 times.
Posted by: JackStraw

True, but in this post's context, I'm thinking of when the citizens go beyond Trust the Government to get the job done.

Maybe that will work with Trump, but the left has figured out how effective "Direct Action" is, and they have the crazies in number on their side. It would be nice to see a decisive R win in the mid-terms, as should happen if so many were not brainwashed lunatics (and the still existent big bright green, fraud machine).

Posted by: illiniwek at September 02, 2026 07:35 PM (vbXSk)

95 Lol. Is there a name for the hat that orthodox Jews wear?

My mental image of these octopus is hilarious.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 02, 2026 07:36 PM (zZu0s)

96 Can't argue that things have improved from where they were, Jack. But it seems like too little way too late. These are the kinds of things that needed to happen 30 years ago. Better late than never, but jeeze louise.

Posted by: Common Tater at September 02, 2026 07:36 PM (bECRr)

97 This would be a whole lot more effective if they could just make Ceuta easier to pronounce.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 02, 2026 07:36 PM (diia5)

98 An election in one of the Lander (states); Germany had national parliamentary elections in 2025.
Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous

Yes a local election. But they could take their first toe hold in just a couple weeks. And they have to do it all through outright majority as no other party will form a coalition with them.

Posted by: BruceWayne at September 02, 2026 07:36 PM (YZ0Fo)

99 Another example: I tried to hold up a Wa-Wa by gunpoint.

______________________

Careful, Ace. We now know you live in one of 13 states. If we narrow it down enough, we can just cruise neighborhoods looking for someone sitting on his deck pleading with crows to take his peanuts.
Posted by: Orson at September 02, 2026 07:35 PM
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The hobo bones in the yard will be confirmation.

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at September 02, 2026 07:39 PM (IwlG/)

100 27 Como siempre, el problema es Big Penguin.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

We see all, but bide our time.

Posted by: Mighty Clouds of Penguins at September 02, 2026 07:40 PM (JM9I6)

101 Wish I lived in Spain!

Posted by: Sick of Trump Dictating Things at September 02, 2026 07:40 PM (ikSmX)

102 The left is being systematically destroyed in the US,
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Being momentarily unpopular, even assuming that's true, isn't anywhere near ending the threat, much less "systematically" destroying it.

I'm already seeing "centrists" from the past decade testing the waters of being anti-Right, because there's been too much of a pendulum swing for their tastes.

Posted by: Methos, inauthentic X-bot account at September 02, 2026 07:40 PM (vSvIl)

103 Been up since 3am, better get ready for bed now

Posted by: Skip at September 02, 2026 07:41 PM (Ia/+0)

104 >>Better late than never, but jeeze louise.

I would've liked it 30 years ago but here we are. We're a pretty resilient country, all we needed is leadership that actually fights for us instead of against us and we finally got it.

We also still have a long way to go but we are finally headed in the right direction and more are waking up to it every day.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 02, 2026 07:41 PM (viF8m)

105 It's 1492 all over again

Posted by: zombie at September 02, 2026 07:41 PM (Av6i5)

106 Another example: I tried to hold up a Wa-Wa by gunpoint.

______________________

Careful, Ace. We now know you live in one of 13 states. If we narrow it down enough, we can just cruise neighborhoods looking for someone sitting on his deck pleading with crows to take his peanuts.
Posted by: Orson at September 02, 2026 07:35 PM
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The hobo bones in the yard will be confirmation.
Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at September 02, 2026 07:39 PM (IwlG/)
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As will the moose out front.

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 07:42 PM (ikSmX)

107 OT- hard to believe but a retard on the MPLS Parks Board cannot read dollar amounts while calling out the agenda for the record:

https://tinyurl.com/33ar3fsr

Posted by: beckster at September 02, 2026 07:42 PM (kX27y)

108 The border is sealed, illegals are being deported in record numbers, crime is way down, Iran is dead, China is being driven out of our hemisphere, antifa is under attack and hasn't tossed a brick all summer. And Canada is whining.

We're in a pretty damn good place today as opposed to 2 years ago.

Posted by: JackStraw
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Blue city metropoles hardest hit. We in enclaves of the comfortable don't notice it as much. Main thing we see is the price of gas and steak.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 07:42 PM (hPgrk)

109 National Night Out of Making homeless go to shelters.

yous donst haff to go home
bust ya gots to leave

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 02, 2026 07:43 PM (/+uur)

110 >Lol. Is there a name for the hat that orthodox Jews wear?

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that's a New York Brim

Posted by: Don Black, bringing the funk at September 02, 2026 07:43 PM (ZxPkt)

111
The opposite of the Clancy Crew:


Jenna Gloeb

@JennaReports
·
4h
I think we can all agree: This is what a mother’s love looks like.

Bonnie Pierce made it out of her burning home, then went back inside when she realized her 3-year-old daughter was still trapped.

Firefighters found Bonnie shielding her little girl with her own body.

She gave her life protecting her child. Her daughter survived.

Alpha News
@AlphaNews
·
5h
Fundraiser surpasses $150K for family of Minnesota mom who died shielding daughter from fire

Bonnie Pierce initially escaped the burning home but went back inside after realizing her youngest daughter was still trapped.

Posted by: beckster at September 02, 2026 07:44 PM (kX27y)

112 101 Wish I lived in Spain!
Posted by: Sick of Trump Dictating Things at September 02, 2026 07:40 PM (ikSmX)

______________________________

My last visit was disappointing. I grew up working in orchards as a kid, so, of course, I had to check out the area around Valencia to see the orange groves. Well, they look pathetic and poorly cared for. Also, the number of groves has taken a nose dive due to over regulation on water, fertilizer and insecticides. Growers are focusing on persimmons and kiwi instead of the famous Navelinas of Valencia. It was rather depressing.

(Side note: Valencia Oranges have nothing to do with Valencia. They are hybrid created by a Californian. Spain mostly grows Navelinas...or they used to anyway)

Posted by: Orson at September 02, 2026 07:45 PM (dIske)

113 This would be a whole lot more effective if they could just make Ceuta easier to pronounce.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 02, 2026 07:36 PM (diia5)

Do the Brit thing from WWI and just butcher it

"Cutie"

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2026 07:45 PM (uhVAy)

114 Bonnie Pierce initially escaped the burning home but went back inside after realizing her youngest daughter was still trapped.
Posted by: beckster at September 02, 2026 07:44 PM (kX27y)

Rest in Peace. You done good, lady.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 02, 2026 07:46 PM (zZu0s)

115 Camps....

Posted by: runner at September 02, 2026 07:47 PM (g47mK)

116 Despite their socialist-globalist politicians controlling government, The reality of the actual popular opinion across Europe is:

Spain — based
France — based
Germany — based
Englandf — based
Italy — based
Poland — based
Iceland — based
Greece — based
Netherlands – semi-based
Sweden — semi-based
etc.

A big change is gonna come. And soon.

Posted by: zombie at September 02, 2026 07:48 PM (Av6i5)

117 pinochet, where are you now that we need you?

Posted by: vivi at September 02, 2026 07:48 PM (7esJd)

118 Moms are the Best. I mean, usually. lol

Posted by: Common Tater at September 02, 2026 07:48 PM (bECRr)

119 By the way, in other "Everything is awesome" news, I just saw an ad on Fox News for some drug you can be prescribed to 'prevent severe symptoms' from covid-19 if you take it in time after an exposure.

Covid-19 meds.

On Fox.

In 2026.

Posted by: Methos, inauthentic X-bot account at September 02, 2026 07:49 PM (vSvIl)

120 Strange little man boy
anti-semite
lobsterman
crazed black lady
betoff

Camel Nose Strategery
They will run the most wild ass Senate candidates until 1 gets thru and the threaten every semi normal Dem with a primary

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 02, 2026 07:50 PM (/+uur)

121 Do the Brit thing from WWI and just butcher it

Narrator: He's referring to wipers.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 02, 2026 07:51 PM (Riz8t)

122 Le CAFE IS OPEN FOR BUSINESS

Posted by: Skip at September 02, 2026 07:51 PM (Ia/+0)

123 Nood.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 02, 2026 07:51 PM (0sNs1)

124 Blue city metropoles hardest hit. We in enclaves of the comfortable don't notice it as much. Main thing we see is the price of gas and steak.


The US is exporting over a quarter of the refined diesel—because Ukraine and Russia are systematically removing each other from the global refined products market.

But its all Trump's fault. The US has plenty of diesel, its just that the rest of the world is willing to pay more for it than US residents. You see, we are entitled to cheap fuel.

Posted by: Community Notes at September 02, 2026 07:51 PM (pawvM)

125 "The reality of the actual popular opinion across Europe is:"

I think there are more PDT fans out there than the media lets on.

Posted by: fd at September 02, 2026 07:52 PM (MWfyi)

126
Collins is a BEAST! *when she needs to be

"Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh
·
1h
🚨 LMAO...I gotta hand it to her, this was RUTHLESS from Sen. Susan Collins (R-ME)

Q: Should Troy Jackson (D)'s personal life be relevant to the campaign?

COLLINS: "Well, I'm not going to bring up the fact that the mother of his 2 children is his 2nd cousin."

"I don't know whether people know that or not"

Posted by: runner at September 02, 2026 07:52 PM (g47mK)

127 Most of the small cities and towns in Spain still have their annual "Moros y Cristianos" festivals, celebrating the Reconquista and the kicking Muslims out of Spain in 1492.

The Caliphate occupying their nation is not some distant memory for these pepole -- it still looms large in the national psyche.

You've haven't seen "Never again" 'til you've seen Spanaish Never Again.

Posted by: zombie at September 02, 2026 07:52 PM (Av6i5)

128 Viva la General Francisco Franco !!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Jackson K. at September 02, 2026 07:53 PM (eO806)

129
What a great Mom.

Posted by: four seasons at September 02, 2026 07:53 PM (/QHx4)

130 Do the Brit thing from WWI and just butcher it

Narrator: He's referring to wipers.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 02, 2026 07:51 PM (Riz8t)

and a lot of other places

Posted by: Oldcat at September 02, 2026 07:54 PM (uhVAy)

131 113 This would be a whole lot more effective if they could just make Ceuta easier to pronounce
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Say Uta

Not to be confused with Japanese actress Uta.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 07:54 PM (hPgrk)

132 This is yet another signal to the native Spaniards of who their government holds as more important, and it obviously isn't them.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 02, 2026 07:55 PM (l3cgK)

133 You could just say it's an Active Ceuta situation.

Posted by: Shen Nan I Gan at September 02, 2026 07:56 PM (qKbLb)

134 You've haven't seen "Never again" 'til you've seen Spanaish Never Again.

Posted by: zombie
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We know what 'never again' looks like over here.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 07:56 PM (hPgrk)

135 You know, with some flamethrowers, the Spaniards could play Singe the PM of Spain's Beard.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 02, 2026 07:57 PM (9iRTe)

136 135 You know, with some flamethrowers, the Spaniards could play Singe the PM of Spain's Beard.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 02, 2026 07:57 PM (9iRTe)

Hopefully they continually use names like "El Cid Campeador", famous Spaniards that pushed the Moors out of Spain.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 02, 2026 07:59 PM (l3cgK)

137 You've haven't seen "Never again" 'til you've seen Spanaish Never Again.
Posted by: zombie at September 02, 2026 07:52 PM (Av6i5)


The saddest thing I have ever seen is two Spanish academics start to nearly ritually abase themselves over colonialism when I started talking about the Spanish conquistadors in the Southeast and Southwest

Posted by: Kindltot at September 02, 2026 08:03 PM (rbvCR)

138 where's the vigil for Bonnie Pierce? Where's the GoFundMe for her family?

Posted by: vivi at September 02, 2026 08:05 PM (7esJd)

139 >>> "El Cid Campeador", famous Spaniards that pushed the Moors out of Spain.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
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I saw the movie.
What those fellows need to idolize are the conquistadors that whacked up Vera Cruz.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 08:05 PM (hPgrk)

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