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Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at September 03, 2026 06:17 PM (NlEaG) 2
Also:
"Paxton's a poor campaigner," Cornyn told the outlet. "He's lazy and doesn't raise money. And he basically is not offering a very compelling case for his election. He was good enough to beat your lame ass though Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at September 03, 2026 06:18 PM (NlEaG) 3
The Bush faction of Texas 'Republicans' loathe Paxton because he beat their precious.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 03, 2026 06:18 PM (ExV1e) 4
I haz nooded.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 03, 2026 06:19 PM (ExV1e) 5
He was good enough to beat your lame ass though
Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at September 03, 2026 06:18 PM (NlEaG) Despite Cornyn spending $125M or so on the primary. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 03, 2026 06:19 PM (ExV1e) 6
Paxton has won statewide.
Do not believe this op. Get out and vote for him and rub Talarico's little nose in it. Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at September 03, 2026 06:20 PM (NlEaG) 7
And none of these RINOs will be missed.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 03, 2026 06:20 PM (2GVsD) 8
To Cornyn: Get over yourself, you RINO bastard.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 03, 2026 06:20 PM (u82oZ) 9
There are many such faults, and the impeached and scandal-ridden Paxton is widely recognized among GOP strategists as a poor candidate.
I'm guessing that this means Paxton does not funnel money to GOP strategists. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 03, 2026 06:21 PM (ExV1e) 10
I'm waiting for John Cornyn to endorse Talarico...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 03, 2026 06:21 PM (l3cgK) Posted by: blaster - Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat at September 03, 2026 06:21 PM (NlEaG) Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 03, 2026 06:22 PM (u82oZ) 13
*types* *deletes*
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at September 03, 2026 06:22 PM (zZu0s) 14
Nobody ever accused us of pounding Yeshua's bussy at the middle of the night.
Posted by: the Zutts at September 03, 2026 06:22 PM (88C+u) Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 03, 2026 06:22 PM (Ot/FD) 16
It seems like the GOP spend an inordinate amount of time focusing on the flaws of their own candidate instead of his opponent. If you thought Republicans were trying to win, you would be confused by this behavior.
Posted by: Eddie Baby at September 03, 2026 06:22 PM (s19xO) 17
15 Critical Republican Theory:
"I'm leaving, and I'm taking your ball home with me. " Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 03, 2026 06:22 PM (Ot/FD) Sorry, but my balls are still attached, unlike yours. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 03, 2026 06:23 PM (l3cgK) 18
A gay Mohammed?
Well it seems there is a certain problem, the Prophet might have. For you see Mo claimed Jibriel would appear to him in the guise of a guy he knew. Posted by: Anna Puma at September 03, 2026 06:23 PM (2GVsD) 19
Mitt Romney
5 minutes ago Erick Erickson is the most morally pure man I have ever encountered. He has never cheated on his wife, as far as we know, and that's only partly because he's a literal monster that no woman would willingly take to bed. Posted by: ace at September 03, 2026 06:23 PM (1wjle) 20
17 15 Critical Republican Theory:
"I'm leaving, and I'm taking your ball home with me. " Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 03, 2026 06:22 PM (Ot/FD) Sorry, but my balls are still attached, unlike yours. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 03, 2026 06:23 PM (l3cgK) Meant for Cornyn, not Warai-otoko... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 03, 2026 06:23 PM (l3cgK) 21
For anyone in Texas, there must be some great ads against Talarico?
I can't imagine this being close. Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at September 03, 2026 06:23 PM (Sco7b) 22
Despite Cornyn spending $125M or so on the primary.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 03, 2026 06:19 PM (ExV1e) Wonder how much of that ended up in little sacks under his bed, or his buddies. Like Kamala's billions. Posted by: Oldcat at September 03, 2026 06:23 PM (uhVAy) 23
The only thing for which Paxton has ever shown prodigious energy is philandery and possibly corruption.
Well, and being elected Attorney General three times. And heading numerous lawsuits against the feds. But, other than doing his fucking job - something Cornyn couldn't accomplish, Paxton is just not the sort of people we'd invite to brunch in the Hamptons. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 03, 2026 06:23 PM (ExV1e) 24
18 A gay Mohammed?
Well it seems there is a certain problem, the Prophet might have. For you see Mo claimed Jibriel would appear to him in the guise of a guy he knew. Posted by: Anna Puma at September 03, 2026 06:23 PM (2GVsD) He went more than one way...little girls, women, little boys, men, camels, sheep... Does that make him tri-sexual? Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 03, 2026 06:24 PM (l3cgK) 25
"Paxton's a poor campaigner," Cornyn told the outlet. "He's lazy and doesn't raise money. And he basically is not offering a very compelling case for his election.
Imagine how bad the guy in 2nd place was! Posted by: t-bird at September 03, 2026 06:24 PM (/nX+B) 26
More like - YES-sexual.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 03, 2026 06:24 PM (2GVsD) 27
It seems like the GOP spend an inordinate amount of time focusing on the flaws of their own candidate instead of his opponent. If you thought Republicans were trying to win, you would be confused by this behavior.
Posted by: Eddie Baby at September 03, 2026 06:22 PM (s19xO) These dudes are GOPe, not GOP. Posted by: Oldcat at September 03, 2026 06:25 PM (uhVAy) 28
Meant for Cornyn, not Warai-otoko...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 03, 2026 06:23 PM (l3cgK) *snort* NGL, i had a brief "aroo?" moment there.... Usually i'm prepared to catch grief for the dumb shit i say. Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 03, 2026 06:25 PM (Ot/FD) 29
Meanwhile, some Republican and conservative commentators have spent a good bit of time dumping on Paxton. National Review published a piece headlined...Conservative radio host Erick Erickson...
Weird they didn't quote any Republicans or conservatives after that first sentence. Posted by: Fake AoS Editor at September 03, 2026 06:25 PM (EGAVS) 30
Do DC folx (who aren't northeast) vacation in the Hamptons? You'd think Delaware was closer. Unless Delaware was too sleazy
Posted by: 88C+u at September 03, 2026 06:25 PM (88C+u) 31
25 "Paxton's a poor campaigner," Cornyn told the outlet. "He's lazy and doesn't raise money. And he basically is not offering a very compelling case for his election.
Imagine how bad the guy in 2nd place was! Posted by: t-bird at September 03, 2026 06:24 PM (/nX+B) I heard the guy who came behind Paxton is an asshole that wouldn't support our President... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 03, 2026 06:25 PM (l3cgK) 32
John Coryn has a bad case of sour grape nuts.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 03, 2026 06:25 PM (2GVsD) Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 03, 2026 06:25 PM (K32Fz) Posted by: The Paolo at September 03, 2026 06:25 PM (1wjle) 35
"Paxton's a poor campaigner," Cornyn told the outlet. "He's lazy and doesn't raise money. And he basically is not offering a very compelling case for his election.
Imagine how bad the guy in 2nd place was! Posted by: t-bird at September 03, 2026 06:24 PM (/nX+B) lol. What a bitter man Cornyn is. Posted by: LASue at September 03, 2026 06:26 PM (lCppi) Posted by: Romeo13 at September 03, 2026 06:26 PM (mP0Kj) Posted by: four seasons at September 03, 2026 06:26 PM (/QHx4) 38
“If you refuse to let vagrants take money from your bank accounts, don’t complain about bank robbery.”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 03, 2026 06:26 PM (ndZc7) Posted by: Anna Puma at September 03, 2026 06:27 PM (2GVsD) 40
lol.
What a bitter man Cornyn is. Posted by: LASue at September 03, 2026 06:26 PM (lCppi) Bitter is fine. Stupid isn't. He's just stupid Posted by: Oldcat at September 03, 2026 06:27 PM (uhVAy) 41
A noite from Kansas:
Cindy Holscher is a tool. Her opponent, Ty Masterson worked to get a Statehouse Republican majority able to override our Dem governor's stupid bills. He succeeded. He was a good leader of the Kansas Senate. President Trump endorsed him. ESAD, Holscher. Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 03, 2026 06:27 PM (u82oZ) 42
Afternoon.
Yeah, they're going to fuck Paxton if they can. I was listening to a Glenn Beck clip yesterday and he was saying how Talarico has considerably more money in the bank and that the NRSC isn't throwing any money at Paxton to help in his run. Cornyn really is being a giant faggot. Well, I guess we can live with a Democrat communist loving transquestionable gayboy for six years. Anyway...I'll only post this five or six dozen more times. Promise. OT but I was checking out TJM's YouBoob page last night and noticed he opened up memberships? Dude, advertise that shit. Two bucks a month when you get it through a web browser. Throw money at our favorite dork. Posted by: Robert at September 03, 2026 06:27 PM (XznKZ) 43
39 Does Talarico have a dick?
Besides the one in his mouth and the one in his ass? Posted by: Anna Puma at September 03, 2026 06:27 PM (2GVsD) When told to eat a bag of dicks, Talarico gets excited... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 03, 2026 06:27 PM (l3cgK) 44
It seems like the GOP spend an inordinate amount of time focusing on the flaws of their own candidate instead of his opponent. If you thought Republicans were trying to win, you would be confused by this behavior.
Posted by: Eddie Baby at September 03, 2026 06:22 PM (s19xO) --- It's interesting to note the contrast between Texas and Michigan. In the 2022 cycle, the GOPe tried to purge Trumpism and it backfired in a bad way, and aided by Dem chicanery we got a staggeringly weak ticket that gave the Dems total control and they ran wild. As a result of that experience, the Michigan GOP pulled itself together and the Establishment folks came to accept Trump as the way things are now. Mike Rogers is a bland centrist, but he knows what time it is. Texas has not yet reached the point, and I'm sure the calculation is that blowing a Senate seat won't hurt Texas too badly. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 03, 2026 06:27 PM (ZOv7s) Posted by: Anna Puma at September 03, 2026 06:28 PM (2GVsD) Posted by: four seasons at September 03, 2026 06:28 PM (/QHx4) 47
coryn got handed his a$$ and these people are their supporters, rino's and bush supporters. A whole bunch of butthurt going on.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 03, 2026 06:28 PM (cpFbA) 48
>>Nice Texas is gone, so is the nation.
>>Thanks coastal elites! You don't get to blame Texas on coastal elites. I've been hearing for years how rootin' tootin' conservative Texas. Prove it. Posted by: JackStraw at September 03, 2026 06:28 PM (viF8m) 49
@Polymarket
JUST IN: SpaceX, Blue Origin, & 2 other U.S. space companies reportedly pull out of Emmanuel Macron’s International Space Summit in Paris. That's like having a Baseball World Series with only American teams with a token Canadian Posted by: 88C+u at September 03, 2026 06:28 PM (88C+u) 50
John Coryn has a bad case of sour grape nuts.
Posted by: Anna Puma The electorate held it against him that he repeatedly screwed them over. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 03, 2026 06:28 PM (ndZc7) 51
So, Gelatinous Goldy wants you to believe that no one could "honestly" disagree with his opinions - you know, the ones he holds only because someone who wants hin to have those opinions is footing his "all you can eat" Golden Corral lifestyle...okay.
Posted by: Boswell at September 03, 2026 06:28 PM (j10i6) 52
I'm partial to the YD view of things... they actually are the real GOP. We're the ones dropping our masks. We're the ones who are sick of the charade, sick of pretending all that matters is paltry tax cuts that don't beat inflation, sick of compromises where Our Friends Across The Aisle get half and we get half of our half and ought to apologize for it.
We're the insurgents. Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 03, 2026 06:28 PM (Ot/FD) 53
Talacreepo rivals Cumstaina Harris for meaningless babbling word semen.
Seriously, what the FUCK was this twink retard trying to say when he cucked out that “three oppressive systems” gibberish? I read it as ‘cock suck I do vagina uncool for me penis penis penis semen my mouth like much microdick have I sad I am.’ Posted by: Elric the Blade at September 03, 2026 06:28 PM (DKeOf) 54
I missed the parts of the Gospel where Jesus called himself Jesusa and wore a simply fabulous dress at the Last Supper. . Why is this a trick question, even if ( as I assume she is) in support of LBGT people why can't she say "I have no reason to think that Jesus was anything but a straight male."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 03, 2026 06:29 PM (y8wRt) 55
Do DC folx (who aren't northeast) vacation in the Hamptons? You'd think Delaware was closer. Unless Delaware was too sleazy
Posted by: 88C+u at September 03, 2026 06:25 PM (88C+u) To close to the coast. In the olden times, rich folks decamped to hilly areas to escape coastal fevers and the heat. Typical to keep doing the same thing for no good reason. Posted by: Oldcat at September 03, 2026 06:29 PM (uhVAy) Posted by: Anna Puma at September 03, 2026 06:29 PM (2GVsD) 57
I can't believe the Pedocrats have gone full Communist, an absolute GIFT to the Republicans, and how do Republicans respond? Giving people absolutely no reason to vote for them based on the energy of congress. And then stuff like this Paxton thing. John Thune is a plant.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at September 03, 2026 06:29 PM (l26NL) 58
Erick Erickson is a fat tub of sanctimonious goo
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 03, 2026 06:30 PM (M9Oed) 59
I'm partial to the YD view of things... they actually are the real GOP. We're the ones dropping our masks. We're the ones who are sick of the charade, sick of pretending all that matters is paltry tax cuts that don't beat inflation, sick of compromises where Our Friends Across The Aisle get half and we get half of our half and ought to apologize for it.
We're the insurgents. Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 03, 2026 06:28 PM (Ot/FD) We are the winners. we can keep the name Lincoln gave it as we squeeze them out. Pretending we are the frisky rebels is passe. Posted by: Oldcat at September 03, 2026 06:30 PM (uhVAy) 60
"Paxton's a poor campaigner," Cornyn told the outlet. "He's lazy and doesn't raise money. And he basically is not offering a very compelling case for his election.
"He's making this harder than it needs to be." _______________________________ Says the man who just had his bought and paid for ass handed to him in the primary. (side note: Is Maria Bartiromo solid White House Press Secretary material? I don't watch Fox News, so I have no idea if she'd make a good candidate. Apparently, she's been shown the door at Fox) Posted by: Orson at September 03, 2026 06:30 PM (dIske) 61
The NRSC and GOP telling Texas voters that they are stupid for choosing Paxton over Cornyn (we like our gun rights - go figure) and withholding any funding they would have normally put into the race is the establishment trying to rule over the plebes.
How much did the NRSC pump into the primaries? And yet they wouldn't pass SAVE, even though that would have let them keep Cornyn - despite him being a worthless piece of shit... as further evidenced by his behavior since the primary. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 03, 2026 06:31 PM (ExV1e) 62
Goo or Grue?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 03, 2026 06:31 PM (2GVsD) 63
I missed the parts of the Gospel where Jesus called himself Jesusa and wore a simply fabulous dress at the Last Supper. . Why is this a trick question, even if ( as I assume she is) in support of LBGT people why can't she say "I have no reason to think that Jesus was anything but a straight male."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 03, 2026 06:29 PM (y8wRt) Skipped the Gospel according to Fabio? Tsk tsk Fen Posted by: Oldcat at September 03, 2026 06:31 PM (uhVAy) 64
So, Gelatinous Goldy wants you to believe that no one could "honestly" disagree with his opinions - you know, the ones he holds only because someone who wants hin to have those opinions is footing his "all you can eat" Golden Corral lifestyle...okay.
Posted by: Boswell at September 03, 2026 06:28 PM (j10i6) --- Goldberg is a terrible debater, which is why he either goes ad hominem or does the "but I don't understand, explain it to me like I'm retarded" thing. I do find it funny that he lards up his bio with "chairs" and stuff never went to grad school. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 03, 2026 06:31 PM (ZOv7s) Posted by: Anna Puma at September 03, 2026 06:32 PM (2GVsD) 66
For anyone in Texas, there must be some great ads against Talarico?
I can't imagine this being close. Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at September 03, 2026 06:23 PM (Sco7b) There are (I think) two PACs running commercials highlighting the fact that Musky Boy voted to allow China to buy land in Texas. They're good commercials. Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 03, 2026 06:32 PM (ZgwKJ) 67
Fenelon Spoke
The Democrats think The Life of Brian is Gospel. Posted by: Anna Puma at September 03, 2026 06:32 PM (2GVsD) The Latin lesson part is dead on. Posted by: Oldcat at September 03, 2026 06:32 PM (uhVAy) 68
Reading content. I hope Paxton has an enemies list.
Just for fun. And revenge. And tonight nightly lies for the elderly shut-ins still dreaming of Walter. Let's see if Gloria gets the Dolly treatment....60 seconds... -Clancy - Tornado and severe storms -shooting video - Minneapolis -Gloria - maybe she'll get a giant tampon portrait like RBG! -Passenger Jet Up first NBC - Clancy ABC - Clancy CBS - Clancy Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at September 03, 2026 06:33 PM (Sco7b) 69
Bonk bonk on the head
Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 03, 2026 06:33 PM (TYpoX) 70
Jonah Golberg, David French, David Frum ... who needs any Pharisees?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 03, 2026 06:33 PM (2GVsD) 71
I wish someone could force that fat tub of shitspoon-licking, donkey-boy Erickson to answer:
Which polices of Paxton do you oppose? And he likes to preen about with his phony Christianity about how he condemns the moral failings of both side. GFYS, piss-ant--no one listens to you on the Dem side so all it is is you bowing and scraping, begging for favor from the left by repeating their lies about conservatives. He knows his attacks on Paxton are bearing false witness. But getting in good with David French and the Cuck Chair is what all good Christians do. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 03, 2026 06:33 PM (3cUTc) 72
Damn John, I wish I could be paid $150 million to lose a primary (twice).
You're 74. Go home and beat off to old Dolly Parton videos, or just sit on your rocking chair telling kids how you totally owned that 2003 bill recognizing apple pie as "very tasty". Posted by: 88C+u at September 03, 2026 06:34 PM (88C+u) 73
Goldberg is a terrible debater, which is why he either goes ad hominem or does the "but I don't understand, explain it to me like I'm retarded" thing. I do find it funny that he lards up his bio with "chairs" and stuff never went to grad school.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 03, 2026 06:31 PM (ZOv7s) Nepo baby. He should rent a room out of Hasan Piker's mansion. Posted by: Oldcat at September 03, 2026 06:34 PM (uhVAy) 74
We are the winners. we can keep the name Lincoln gave it as we squeeze them out. Pretending we are the frisky rebels is passe.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 03, 2026 06:30 PM (uhVAy) Fair point Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 03, 2026 06:34 PM (Ot/FD) 75
Cornyn is George P Bush fan
G P path to President was TX AG Then Gov then Pres If you see Karl Bush Rove Kick him in the Magina Posted by: r hennigantx at September 03, 2026 06:34 PM (/+uur) Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 03, 2026 06:34 PM (u82oZ) 77
Where in the Constitution is there a right to abortion?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 03, 2026 06:34 PM (0sNs1) 78
I can't believe the Pedocrats have gone full Communist, an absolute GIFT to the Republicans, and how do Republicans respond? Giving people absolutely no reason to vote for them based on the energy of congress. And then stuff like this Paxton thing. John Thune is a plant.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at September 03, 2026 06:29 PM (l26NL) --- Counterpoint: I saw polling today that Republicans say they are more likely to vote than Democrats, and candidates like Talerico and El-Sayed are driving this. There is also the fact that a more conservative Senate free of Cornyn and Tillis WILL pass the SAVE Act. Same with the House. Massie will be gone, and a conservative will take his seat, so what we will have is a WORKING majority that can get stuff done. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 03, 2026 06:34 PM (ZOv7s) 79
Erick Erickson is a fat tub of sanctimonious goo
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 03, 2026 06:30 PM (M9Oed) What is it with these GOPe hippos and their endless breadsticks additions anyway? The cooks at the local Olive Garden must cry out in pain and despair when these lardasses show up. Posted by: Boswell at September 03, 2026 06:34 PM (j10i6) 80
Hasan Pikker could make a million bucks on PPV/Patreon by putting Kaya's shock collar on Jonah.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 03, 2026 06:35 PM (2GVsD) Posted by: four seasons at September 03, 2026 06:35 PM (/QHx4) 82
Paxton defeated Cornyn in the primary despite the GOPe supporting Cornyn, and if I recall correctly, spending $100 million on Cornyn. I think Paxton will win. That whiny little bastard Cornyn and the GOPe continue to show us who they are, and why they have to go. Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 03, 2026 06:36 PM (2qhzn) 83
To put it another way, keeping the SAVE Act on the table, and making the election a referendum on it is a great way to drive Republicans and Independents to the polls in presidential-election year numbers. Maybe not what Thune intended, but that's where things are.
(I think it is what Thune intended and this is all for show. After the election he can ram it through the Senate and save his bacon from a primary.) Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 03, 2026 06:36 PM (ZOv7s) 84
Coryn needs to Renew.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 03, 2026 06:36 PM (2GVsD) 85
Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton's office asserts it has filed more than 100 lawsuits against the Biden administration and claims it has "won more than three out of every four" of those suits.
Paxton has continued to trumpet his record against the Biden White House, frequently claiming an 80% win rate, which a Texas Tribune analysis found is overstated. A lawsuit’s lifecycle is complicated, and there are many ways to measure a win. By the most generous metrics, Texas got the outcome it wanted in about two-thirds of the cases it was involved in. Posted by: r hennigantx at September 03, 2026 06:36 PM (/+uur) 86
Oldcat
And the "What have the Romans done for us part." Biting comedy. Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 03, 2026 06:34 PM (u82oZ) And the factions in the province - People's Front, Popular Front, etc etc. Posted by: Oldcat at September 03, 2026 06:36 PM (uhVAy) 87
21 For anyone in Texas, there must be some great ads against Talarico?
I can't imagine this being close. Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at September 03, 2026 06:23 PM (Sco7b) Was talking to a friend today about this. I’ve seen a few anti-Talafreako ads by conservative groups but I haven’t seen one Paxton ad where he’s actually in the ad and speaking. Not on YouTube, regular tv, anywhere. Meanwhile, Freako keeps running his “on the porch with paw paw ads” constantly. I’m starting to get a little nervous. Never underestimate the stupidity of the electorate. Posted by: TxAnn at September 03, 2026 06:37 PM (SjAWL) 88
I love that Cornyn says he can't support the man who beat him in an election, because that same man is a lousy campaigner. Hee hee hee! Posted by: naturalfake at September 03, 2026 06:37 PM (iJfKG) 89
Another fearless prediction: Fetterman will cross the aisle if the GOP holds the majority.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 03, 2026 06:37 PM (ZOv7s) 90
81
One ribeye at the grocery today was $24. Posted by: four seasons at September 03, 2026 06:35 PM (/QHx4) If you get a golden ticket, do you get a tour of the magic ribeye steak factory? Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at September 03, 2026 06:37 PM (Sco7b) 91
When the most liberal newspapers in Texas print Paxton won 80% but he really won 67% it means he won 80%.
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 03, 2026 06:37 PM (/+uur) 92
"Kansas Democrat Nominee for Governor" seems like my kind of gig: get a bag of money without any expectation of earning it or even a good-faith appearance of trying to earn it.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at September 03, 2026 06:37 PM (CwhoI) 93
For anyone in Texas, there must be some great ads against Talarico?
I can't imagine this being close. Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at September 03, 2026 06:23 PM It's not gong to be close. The problem is paxton spent all of his $$$$ during the contested primary and he is playing catch up at this point. talerico is banking tons of money mostly from out of state and is outspending paxton by an order of magnitude. Plus the nrsc is refusing to give him a dime to campaign because he beat their boy cornyn. Trump has promised to give him some cash in the next few weeks from his pac and then the attack ads will start. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 03, 2026 06:37 PM (cpFbA) 94
Semi-Literate Thug, the $100m was for the primary only. Google claims they dropped $22m on the runoff (I think it was over twice that but, whatever).
Posted by: 88C+u at September 03, 2026 06:38 PM (88C+u) 95
There is also the fact that a more conservative Senate free of Cornyn and Tillis WILL pass the SAVE Act. Same with the House. Massie will be gone, and a conservative will take his seat, so what we will have is a WORKING majority that can get stuff done.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd Turnout is so crucial. I feel better. Thanks for that. Let's disappoint John Thune and keep the senate Republican. Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at September 03, 2026 06:38 PM (l26NL) Posted by: four seasons at September 03, 2026 06:38 PM (/QHx4) 97
Today's democrats make Hedley Lamarr seem principled.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 03, 2026 06:38 PM (2GVsD) Posted by: r hennigantx at September 03, 2026 06:38 PM (/+uur) 99
Goldberg is a terrible debater, which is why he either goes ad hominem or does the "but I don't understand, explain it to me like I'm retarded" thing.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 03, 2026 06:31 PM (ZOv7s) It was a great joy to watch Molly Hemmingway confront him and make him cry like a little girl on the Special Report Panel on Fox. Posted by: Boswell at September 03, 2026 06:38 PM (j10i6) 100
Reading content. I hope Paxton has an enemies list.
Just for fun. And revenge. We elect our judges in Texas. Three members of the Supreme Court got corssways with Paxton... don't know the details, don't really care. They're no longer on the bench. Same with a goodly number of members of the House who voted to impeach him. He's been okay at getting rid of irritants. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 03, 2026 06:39 PM (ExV1e) 101
On election day, the uniparty doesn't get to vote in any significant way in Texas. It has no legions here. Texans aren't going to stay home because fake conservatives like NR don't like Paxton. This is all abject nonsense.
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 03, 2026 06:39 PM (Lo8Mn) 102
Interesting that Cornyn calls Paxton a lousy campaigner. And yet, Paxton won.
Cornyn is just trying to find an excuse not to help Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 03, 2026 06:39 PM (beMHv) 103
Was talking to a friend today about this. I’ve seen a few anti-Talafreako ads by conservative groups but I haven’t seen one Paxton ad where he’s actually in the ad and speaking. Not on YouTube, regular tv, anywhere. Meanwhile, Freako keeps running his “on the porch with paw paw ads” constantly. I’m starting to get a little nervous. Never underestimate the stupidity of the electorate.
Posted by: TxAnn at September 03, 2026 06:37 PM (SjAWL Thanks. That's what Michigan is like. I'm seeing anti El-Sayed ads bit not too many personal Mike Rogers ads. A lot of good ads against him. And I think they've run in other campaigns. Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at September 03, 2026 06:40 PM (Sco7b) 104
Fuck you Kennedy of Louisiana
You have money but say PDT needs to pay up Slap Cornyns dick out of your mouth and spend some $$$$ Posted by: r hennigantx at September 03, 2026 06:40 PM (/+uur) 105
Last thread we were talking about Nessel wanting her fellow Jews to sacrifice themselves.
This thread is the GOPe telling Republicans to sacrifice themselves. These people suck Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 03, 2026 06:40 PM (M9Oed) 106
As far as "The Life of Brian", I just know when I'm trying to explain the Qumran community as "dissident priests" to my mom or, really, any of that mess from Alexander Jannaeus down to the Revolt, that movie keeps coming up.
Posted by: 88C+u at September 03, 2026 06:40 PM (88C+u) 107
Meanwhile, Freako keeps running his “on the porch with paw paw ads” constantly. I’m starting to get a little nervous. Never underestimate the stupidity of the electorate.
Posted by: TxAnn at September 03, 2026 06:37 PM (SjAWL) There's a danger in making your opponent's face the only face anyone sees.... Unless that face is archetypically punchable. Stupid may be Stupid, but even Stupid can't resist the urge to punch a punchable face. Posted by: Punchable, phone. Not Lunchables. It's never Lunchables. at September 03, 2026 06:40 PM (Ot/FD) 108
Wake me up when CBD posts a painting of Jesus slamming Mohammad in the squeak hole. These people imbeciles.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 03, 2026 06:40 PM (C/aDH) 109
Erickson and the entire staff of writers at National Review cannot point to one single candidate anywhere that was tipped over the finish line by their endorsement--general or primary.
FFS, Double-E tried to run for city council there in GA* and where's his doughy ass now? if they can't sway the crowd, why should any men in the arena listen to what these pillow-biting ladyfingers have to say? *it's why he claimed he "left" RedState, and not because he ran it into the ground Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 03, 2026 06:41 PM (3cUTc) 110
"Paxton's a poor campaigner," Cornyn told the outlet.
CATO is the most recent clear example of Conquest's Second Law. What a complete disappointment. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 03, 2026 06:41 PM (K32Fz) 111
Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
I say Fetterman stays put. He talks pretty, but his actions are 98% Dem. Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 03, 2026 06:41 PM (u82oZ) 112
Nessel is a prime example of the Hellenistic Jew.
Posted by: hammer time! at September 03, 2026 06:41 PM (88C+u) 113
Plus the nrsc is refusing to give him a dime to campaign because he beat their boy cornyn.
So, Paxtons web site uses WinRed for donations. Does his campaign actually get any of those donations? WinRed was created by a united front of the 2020 Trump Campaign and GOP committees. Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 03, 2026 06:42 PM (kYmoU) 114
Interesting that Cornyn calls Paxton a lousy campaigner. And yet, Paxton won.
Cornyn is just trying to find an excuse not to help Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal ==== He won't help those smelly hobbitses Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 03, 2026 06:42 PM (4HoLg) Posted by: Anna Puma at September 03, 2026 06:42 PM (2GVsD) 116
Plus the nrsc is refusing to give him a dime to campaign because he beat their boy cornyn. Trump has promised to give him some cash in the next few weeks from his pac and then the attack ads will start.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 03, 2026 06:37 PM (cpFbA) I believe that Elon's PAC has said they will run ads for Paxton. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 03, 2026 06:42 PM (ExV1e) 117
Plus the nrsc is refusing to give him a dime to campaign because he beat their boy cornyn. Trump has promised to give him some cash in the next few weeks from his pac and then the attack ads will start.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 03, 2026 06:37 PM (cpFbA) He's been okay at getting rid of irritants. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 03, 2026 06:39 PM (ExV1e) Thank you both. I'll be less concerned the next time CNN and MS Now prematurely celebrate the Dem win in Texas. Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at September 03, 2026 06:42 PM (Sco7b) 118
I do not think this Taler-Homo clown has a chance.
This is all hype just like Trump was down 5 points to Kumalot in October 2024. Posted by: Jackson K. at September 03, 2026 06:43 PM (eO806) 119
Beat-off O'Rourke or Talifreako?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 03, 2026 06:42 PM (2GVsD) Embrace the power of Stooge Slap Posted by: Nyuk nyuk at September 03, 2026 06:43 PM (Ot/FD) 120
Was talking to a friend today about this. I’ve seen a few anti-Talafreako ads by conservative groups but I haven’t seen one Paxton ad where he’s actually in the ad and speaking. Not on YouTube, regular tv, anywhere. Meanwhile, Freako keeps running his “on the porch with paw paw ads” constantly. I’m starting to get a little nervous. Never underestimate the stupidity of the electorate
--- Collins had the airways blanketed with ads playing up how he was Hispanic and a football player and his sweet little mother and on and on. And one ad of a dude tackling a girl to show he supported trannies undid all that. Ads don't matter--issues do. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 03, 2026 06:44 PM (3cUTc) 121
My guess is that Cornyn is such a poor sport is that - he expected to jump from being a senator to being a power broker, or lobbyist or loaded up with no work high-paying sinecures. After all, all those years being a catamite for the Democrats had to be worth something...right? Welp, put away your lip gloss, Corny. Your animosity to Trump and your own voters doomed you to post-office irrelevance. Take your ill-gotten gains and go open a Chik-Fil-A in Riyadh. Posted by: naturalfake at September 03, 2026 06:45 PM (iJfKG) 122
"Paxton's a poor campaigner," Cornyn told the outlet.
CATO is the most recent clear example of Conquest's Second Law. What a complete disappointment. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 03, 2026 06:41 PM (K32Fz) Well if you name it after CATO you are likely asking for trouble. Cato was a loser who brought the Republic down quicker. Posted by: Oldcat at September 03, 2026 06:45 PM (uhVAy) 123
Talarico's letter to FJB says that federal abortion clinics will "save lives."
No. It will END the lives of unborn children. He's advocating state-sanctioned (and state-inflicted) murder, like every Leftist. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 03, 2026 06:45 PM (FZ29D) 124
Trump will go there and it will be all over...........
Talo-Homo will have to continue jerking off in the shower to pictures of Hillary and Pelosi .... Posted by: Jackson K. at September 03, 2026 06:45 PM (eO806) 125
I love the way Jonah backtracks his little statement.
I have a funny story about him that I can't say as he'd probably then remember me. I want him to forget me, altho I am pretty unforgettable. I will say this about him (in the distant past): he had wit and kindness. He also seemed very insecure and to have a great need for attention. He also liked to argue with me and I'd state whatever I felt and ignore him. For the last Dim womman with nasty dark roots above to say that about Jesus ticks me off to the point I want to hit her. Then watch her head spin around. From her caved in mouth and teefs it appears someone already socked her in the jabbering maw. Which forced her teeth to grow inward as if her dentures were removed. I'm in a good mood after the hair salon, in spite of a lot of fubar going on around me. My roots now look grand like the rest of me. Age is meaningless unless you need a sports medicine surgeon who only operates after age 50yrs. That's when you feel old. We wait to hear from a surgeon who can fix my husband's mild issue of a muscle tearing away vs no surgery and PT. I am not a patient person by nature and am now finding it or pretending I have it. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 03, 2026 06:46 PM (hzuYO) 126
Citizen Cake
Kansas is 85% urban, and many farmers game the Federal Crop and AG loopholes. The GOPe in Kansas knifed an excellent gubernatorial candidate in the last election. Kris Koback lost to the Dem Laura Kelly, based on the GOPe elites saying don't vote for him. Disgusting, IMHO. Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 03, 2026 06:46 PM (u82oZ) 127
It's like that crybaby faggot loser Cornyn forgot Reagan's 11th Commandment Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 03, 2026 06:46 PM (y9nCu) 128
This is typical for the GOP, but particularly in the South, where The Machine is fuckin' sancrosant.
An anti-establishment Republican is 10x worse than a Democrat. They'll resort to any tactic, no matter how despicable to defeat a popular insurgent in a primary (see: Chris McDaniel) and then side with a Democrat against him if he wins (see: Roy Moore), and if he manages to beat the Dem, he'll be lonelier than an iron-masked Dauphin in an oubliette (see: Dave Brat). Anyone surprised by this turn has had cotton in their ears and a couple of eyepatches on since Haley Barbour was a stripling. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 03, 2026 06:47 PM (BI5O2) 129
>>>It was a great joy to watch Molly Hemmingway confront him and make him cry like a little girl on the Special Report Panel on Fox.
Joke's on you, Drumpfer, I usually pay a discrete prostitute $300 for that service. Posted by: Jonah "Nepo Baby" Goldberg at September 03, 2026 06:47 PM (1wjle) 130
Talo-Homo will have to continue jerking off in the shower to pictures of Hillary and Pelosi ...
That is nightmare/horror fuel Posted by: Anna Puma at September 03, 2026 06:47 PM (2GVsD) 131
Bottom line. The NRSC (National Republican Senatorial Committee) shelled out over $100 Million in support of Cornyn in the primary. They bet on the wrong horse. So, NOW, the NRSC isn't shelling out any money to Paxton for the Midterm election but claim to be helping him raise money (yeah, I bet).
Tim Scott holds the purse strings, and he was all in for Cornyn. Posted by: Orson at September 03, 2026 06:48 PM (dIske) 132
The first ever Republican midterm convention is next week in Dallas. I doubt that choice was random. Trump will be there leading the charge.
Labor Day is this weekend. The campaigns don't really start until then and Trump's PAC alone is sitting on $500 million. People will be sick of Paxton ads by election day. Posted by: JackStraw at September 03, 2026 06:48 PM (viF8m) 133
“If you refuse to let vagrants into your home, don’t complain about trespassing. You made their presence illegal.”
Odd failure to copy, this is what the CATO/Conquest's law reference was for Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 03, 2026 06:48 PM (K32Fz) 134
Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
I say Fetterman stays put. He talks pretty, but his actions are 98% Dem. Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 03, 2026 06:41 PM (u82oZ) He'll hang tight till he sees if the DNC purges the DemSocs or the DemSoc's purge him. Then he will jump or do the Independent route like Bernie. Posted by: Oldcat at September 03, 2026 06:48 PM (uhVAy) 135
That last tweet -- Cindy Holscher -- has a face like a bug being stepped on.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 03, 2026 06:48 PM (bOXl3) 136
Off-topic but this is funny as hell.
Ryan Reynolds has entered the Elder Statesman Phase of Hollywood Acting, wherein he makes important pronouncements like- The 80s were a terrible time because of- the Cuban Missile Crisis!!! Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha!!! https://instapundit.com/820714/ And I liked the guy too...as an actor. Sad. Posted by: naturalfake at September 03, 2026 06:49 PM (iJfKG) Posted by: ace at September 03, 2026 06:49 PM (1wjle) 138
My take: The Uniparty bought Cornyn long, long ago and counted on him to do as he was told, in exchange for some money under the table each year. As deputy to Thune, he was a key cog in the Uniparty sausage making machine.
So, the Uniparty hates Paxton for two reasons. 1. Petty Revenge. He displaced a loyal bought-and-paid-for cog in the Uniparty sausage-making machine. 2. The main reason. The Uniparty is unsure Paxton will play ball on the Uniparty Team. Maybe they'll eventually be able to buy him. Maybe not. Cabals like the Uniparty intensely dislike and fear uncertainty of achieving the cabal's goals. The Uniparty is totally confident it can buy Talarico, and on the cheap. Posted by: Gref at September 03, 2026 06:49 PM (5rh/l) 139
Paul, your Mommy Linsday Clancy misses you badly.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 03, 2026 06:49 PM (2GVsD) 140
Labor Day is this weekend. The campaigns don't really start until then and Trump's PAC alone is sitting on $500 million. People will be sick of Paxton ads by election day.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 03, 2026 06:48 PM (viF8m) Trump also knows that the big ad buys are increasingly a waste of money - he might direct things more profitably like he did in 2024. Posted by: Oldcat at September 03, 2026 06:49 PM (uhVAy) 141
Cindy Holscher looks like Tony Soprano's gawd-awful sister.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at September 03, 2026 06:49 PM (0aYVJ) 142
Poor paul ain't seen a reginer since the carter administration.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 03, 2026 06:50 PM (Ot/FD) 143
I have a funny story about him that I can't say as he'd probably then remember me. I want him to forget me, altho I am pretty unforgettable. You have something bad and embarrassing you might be able to say about Jonah? Well, come sit by me.... Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 03, 2026 06:50 PM (y9nCu) 144
"Paxton's a poor campaigner," Cornyn told the outlet.
Y'know,.. it's almost like voters enjoy rewarding people for doing their jobs, instead of making pretty promises they don't intend to keep. Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 03, 2026 06:50 PM (vJrRc) 145
discreet I meant
i'm tired. Posted by: ace at September 03, 2026 06:49 PM (1wjle) All good. Take the rest of the week off. *fist bump* Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at September 03, 2026 06:51 PM (0aYVJ) Posted by: Anna Puma at September 03, 2026 06:51 PM (2GVsD) 147
That atheist fag Talarico will struggle to take 40% of the vote. Everything else is just noise. There's nothing "Texan" about that evil wuss.
Posted by: Crusader at September 03, 2026 06:51 PM (TN0g+) 148
That's what Michigan is like. I'm seeing anti El-Sayed ads bit not too many personal Mike Rogers ads. A lot of good ads against him. And I think they've run in other campaigns.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at September 03, 2026 06:40 PM (Sco7b) --- Rogers is spending his money defining his opponent. El-Sayed is not will known so he is getting Rogers' version of who he is. After Labor Day he can talk more about himself, but let's remember that Rogers has been active in Michigan politics since the Engler era. He ran for Senate before. He's pretty well known. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 03, 2026 06:51 PM (ZOv7s) 149
For anyone in Texas, there must be some great ads against Talarico?
I can't imagine this being close. Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at Was talking to a friend today about this. I’ve seen a few anti-Talafreako ads by conservative groups but I haven’t seen one Paxton ad where he’s actually in the ad and speaking. Not on YouTube, regular tv, anywhere. Meanwhile, Freako keeps running his “on the porch with paw paw ads” constantly. I’m starting to get a little nervous. Never underestimate the stupidity of the electorate. Posted by: TxAnn at September 03, 2026 06:37 PM (SjAWL) Yep. Despite everything conservatives websites are reporting about Talarico's freakishness he has been pretty focused on real issues. He's not like Beto, a white man pretending to be Hispanic and acting like the second coming of Obama. Strictly in terms of advertising Talarico is on point. And unlike Kamala's embarrassing ad campaign that we all loved to mock, Talarico's show a lot more confidence in their normality (if that makes sense). Paxton is nowhere. I'm not saying Talarico will win but I'm saying he has a real shot. Sad face. Posted by: Robert at September 03, 2026 06:51 PM (XznKZ) 150
Independent voters are on summer VACA till next Thur or Fri.
Talarico is running confirmation bias ads. They are worth ZERO. But... Tell your friends to go vote on October 17. That way if there is an Oct Surprise They already have voted for Paxton. Posted by: r hennigantx at September 03, 2026 06:51 PM (/+uur) 151
Goldberg's a contrarian - he enjoys arguing for the other side.
He has a need to prove he knows more than others, so he has to take the opposite position to logic and reason. People like him are best ignored. Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 03, 2026 06:51 PM (bOXl3) 152
I am a block walking machine. Local Republicans know I walked 2/3 of my precinct in 2 months during the 2024 primary.
(We are a one-party county, meaning the Republican nominee for county offices runs unopposed in November, so if you want to vote in a contested election for those seats you have to do it in the primary.) So I kicked ass for my candidate during the 2024 GOP primary, and when I asked the local leaders when I could do the same for Paxton in the general, i.e., when could I get door hangers and yard signs for my precinct, I got shrugs. I reached out to the Paxton campaign, and all I got was requests for money. I'm willing to do the work, but it's like nobody really wants me to. Paxton is going to win my county no matter what, but if they want to win the state they need the biggest GOTV in the areas where the most Republicans live. In 2018, Cruz got 52% turnout from my county. This year we have about 95k registered voters and about 81% of them supported Trump in '24. GOTV happens when volunteers walk the streets. Ad buys don't cut it. Somebody in the Paxton campaign should pay attention. If you don't want to win BIG, you don't really want to win. Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at September 03, 2026 06:51 PM (jYRYu) 153
The main reason. The Uniparty is unsure Paxton will play ball on the Uniparty Team. Maybe they'll eventually be able to buy him. Maybe not. Cabals like the Uniparty intensely dislike and fear uncertainty of achieving the cabal's goals. The Uniparty is totally confident it can buy Talarico, and on the cheap.
Posted by: Gref at September 03, 2026 06:49 PM (5rh/l) I think they are reasonably sure he won't, or they'd not have opposed him so much. This latest kerfluffle is an example. Paxton would be much better served by finding a place as a loyal majorityite that join the rump. Posted by: Oldcat at September 03, 2026 06:52 PM (uhVAy) 154
If you are in driving distance to SW Wyoming starting tomorrow is the Fort Bridger Mountain Man Rendezvous. It is a fun event, starts tomorrow. Monday is supposed to be rainy though. People come from all over the country to attend. Posted by: four seasons at September 03, 2026 06:52 PM (/QHx4) Posted by: Anna Puma at September 03, 2026 06:52 PM (2GVsD) 156
"You've no right to complain about illegal migration. You made it illegal!"
What a fag. LOL. Deport this assclown too, just on general principles. There is no co-existence possible with fuckheads like this. Posted by: Common Tater at September 03, 2026 06:52 PM (IhfQt) 157
The Canadian education system is worse than the US one.
Well, for a stupid commie, the 80s really sucked. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 03, 2026 06:53 PM (K32Fz) 158
My kingdom for an edit on this lovely blog.
I don't complain here, at least, of ads. I figured out the ad part when I tried to read here on my phone last week. I rarely complain til I see that I misspelled something or wrote the opposite word, and then feel briefly annoyed for a nanosecond at myself. Life goes on. Let's say I won't be sorry to see 2026 in my rear view mirror as May into June were worse and I somehow lived. I also know I have very little to complain about and life is very good. I would make a potato voodoo doll of that Kansas Dim woman but I am too tired and only have sweet potatoes. It's not the same. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 03, 2026 06:53 PM (hzuYO) 159
I say Fetterman stays put.
He talks pretty, but his actions are 98% Dem. Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 03, 2026 06:41 PM (u82oZ) --- He will not survive the Dem primary. I've seen the polling. His dem approval rating is in the 20s. Republicans, on the other hand, highly approve him, as do Independents. He could just declare himself Independent and caucus with the GOP, but he has to do something or he is doomed. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 03, 2026 06:53 PM (ZOv7s) 160
Paxton should be telling the Uniparty he'll play ball. Then screw them over just like Cornyn's been doing to conservatives since he got elected. Posted by: Frank Barone at September 03, 2026 06:54 PM (OkYzo) 161
After Labor Day he can talk more about himself, but let's remember that Rogers has been active in Michigan politics since the Engler era. He ran for Senate before. He's pretty well known.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 03, 2026 06:51 PM (ZOv7s Hope so. I can't imagine Michigan going for the muslim even with Dearborn and Detroit fraud. Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at September 03, 2026 06:54 PM (Sco7b) 162
Cornyn is 74 going on lich. The idea that what Paxton's campaign is missing is the high-octane primal sexual energy of John Cornyn is a GOPe masturbatory fantasy.
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 03, 2026 06:54 PM (Lo8Mn) 163
He's not like Beto, a white man pretending to be Hispanic and acting like the second coming of Obama.
Posted by: Robert at September 03, 2026 06:51 PM (XznKZ) Oh bullcrap. He's exactly like Beto, he's just pretending to be Christian and pro oil instead of Hispanic. Posted by: Oldcat at September 03, 2026 06:54 PM (uhVAy) 164
Goldberg's a contrarian - he enjoys arguing for the other side.
He is the poster boy for the Washington Generals right, once Trump rose, they lost all their connections, clout, and well paying do nothing jobs. All he has left is a newsletter and bleating pathetic things on Twitter Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 03, 2026 06:54 PM (K32Fz) 165
El Sad says Canada is the way to be rich.
In 2005 Canada was $10k behind USA in per cap Today it is $23K. So a family of 4 has about $100k more to live life than the Snow Mexicans. Posted by: r hennigantx at September 03, 2026 06:54 PM (/+uur) Posted by: Anna Puma at September 03, 2026 06:54 PM (2GVsD) 167
Republicans, on the other hand, highly approve him, as do Independents. He could just declare himself Independent and caucus with the GOP, but he has to do something or he is doomed.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at September 03, 2026 06:53 PM (ZOv7s) Republicans like him because he occasionally says something not lunatic. He votes lunatic though. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 03, 2026 06:55 PM (ExV1e) 168
Trump also knows that the big ad buys are increasingly a waste of money - he might direct things more profitably like he did in 2024.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 03, 2026 06:49 PM Here in Texas were are a little over 5 weeks away from the start of early voting, October 19. Attack ads are best served up right before and at the start of early voting. With both Trump and musk giving him money paxton should be able to blanket the airwaves with attack ads on talirco for a month when it will do the most good. Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at September 03, 2026 06:55 PM (cpFbA) 169
The idea that what Paxton's campaign is missing is the high-octane primal sexual energy of John Cornyn is a GOPe masturbatory fantasy.
Paxton is figuring on Paxton losing, then him being the great savior next election when people reject Talarico. He'll get his old office back! And he wants a really big car that gets really bad gas mileage, too Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 03, 2026 06:56 PM (K32Fz) 170
That's a pretty fascinating utterance. Something's only a crime because you made it illegal.
It's almost like the poor old derelict is trying to obey the forms of Critical Everything Theory (fine, it's my hobby horse of the day, get over it). But he can't really do it right. He's trying to say something bombastic and nonsensical, but it just... falls flat. It takes a kind of flair and commitment to really craft an Absurdity with legs, and this old dandy just hasn't got it. Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 03, 2026 06:57 PM (Ot/FD) 171
He talks pretty, but his actions are 98% Dem.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 03, 2026 06:41 PM (u82oZ) Manchin was the same way. Posted by: TxAnn at September 03, 2026 06:57 PM (SjAWL) 172
147 discreet I meant
i'm tired. Posted by: ace at September 03, 2026 06:49 PM (1wjle) _______________________ Oh hey...let me do tomorrow's posts. We can call it "Pre-Weekend Window Licker Friday". The highlight will be the exclusive Mitch McConnell interview using the *one blink for "yes", *two blinks for "no" and I'll move my mouth like I'm talking but not say anything just to mess with him. Confused turtles are hilarious. Posted by: Orson at September 03, 2026 06:57 PM (dIske) 173
>>After Labor Day he can talk more about himself, but let's remember that Rogers has been active in Michigan politics since the Engler era. He ran for Senate before.
And he lost by 0.3%. I think a lot of people are underestimating how well know and liked Rogers is in Michigan. He's not my favorite. But he can definitely win in MI over Abdul. Posted by: JackStraw at September 03, 2026 06:57 PM (viF8m) 174
Paxton and Rogers ads should just show statements and tweets by Talarico and al-Sayed. Keep a basic platform and carpet bomb the opposition with their own words
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 03, 2026 06:57 PM (M9Oed) 175
Paxton is figuring on Paxton losing
He is quite old and might be losing memory but probably isn't that senile. I meant Cornyn is figuring on Paxton losing heh Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 03, 2026 06:57 PM (K32Fz) 176
The Hand of Vecna >>> the tadger of Cornyn
Posted by: 88C+u at September 03, 2026 06:57 PM (88C+u) 177
You have something bad and embarrassing you might be able to say about Jonah? Well, come sit by me.... Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 03, 2026 06:50 PM (y9nCu) ********* Not bad. I embarrassed him briefly, however. He'd remember and I fly under the radar. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 03, 2026 06:58 PM (hzuYO) 178
Robert always has the same schtick. Sad face. "if that makes sense." Voting republican but worried.
We all know who it is. Posted by: LASue at September 03, 2026 06:58 PM (lCppi) 179
You called Jonah Goldberg short?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 03, 2026 06:58 PM (2GVsD) 180
And I liked the guy too...as an actor. Sad. Posted by: naturalfake at September 03, 2026 06:49 PM (iJfKG) He made a really great Deadpool, but it turns out that there's some pretty good evidence that Reynolds is a swollen, smegma stinking prick of a human being. Came out during the legal shit surrounding his wife, apparently. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 03, 2026 06:59 PM (y9nCu) 181
166 El Sad says Canada is the way to be rich.
In 2005 Canada was $10k behind USA in per cap Today it is $23K. So a family of 4 has about $100k more to live life than the Snow Mexicans. Posted by: r hennigantx at September 03, 2026 06:54 PM (/+uur) I honestly don't know how families survive here. Seriously. Our population actually did drop 25 grand a little while back.. Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at September 03, 2026 06:59 PM (Sco7b) Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 03, 2026 06:59 PM (K32Fz) 183
I’d be really concerned if that slug Cornyn was out trying to campaign.
Posted by: Going deep. Out. at September 03, 2026 07:00 PM (VvdWF) 184
And he lost by 0.3%. I think a lot of people are underestimating how well know and liked Rogers is in Michigan.
He's not my favorite. But he can definitely win in MI over Abdul. Posted by: JackStraw at September 03, 2026 06:57 PM (viF8m) I think the Dems attempts to attack Hasan to get Abdul and worries about the rise of DemSoc are clues that the rest of the club in MI might not want this dude 'on side' Posted by: Oldcat at September 03, 2026 07:00 PM (uhVAy) Posted by: gp at September 03, 2026 07:00 PM (Jr5Lq) 186
The main reason. The Uniparty is unsure Paxton will play ball on the Uniparty Team.
Seems like they're doing everything they can to guarantee that he won't. If (when) he wins, he won't owe them anything. Posted by: Oddbob at September 03, 2026 07:00 PM (vTZFs) 187
He made a really great Deadpool, but it turns out that there's some pretty good evidence that Reynolds is a swollen, smegma stinking prick of a human being.
Yeah I have heard rumors and the way people act around him. He's a horrendous jerk, and so is his wife, apparently. That he's a retard is not surprising, he's an actor. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 03, 2026 07:01 PM (K32Fz) 188
You called Jonah Goldberg short?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 03, 2026 06:58 PM (2GVsD) in brains, sure. Posted by: Oldcat at September 03, 2026 07:01 PM (uhVAy) 189
As a Texas resident, I will crawl over glass to vote for Paxton. The GOPe hates him but alot of the Republican Texas legislators who voted for his impeachment were also the ones that voted against school choice and Abbott sent them packing in the last 2 election cycles. He did an outstanding job as Texas AG. The issue is Talarico is running ads nonstop on youtube trying to make himself out as a normy and uninformed people (most voters) are falling for it. Paxton needs to start getting out ads on youtube, tiktok, and all other social media along with TV ads and such. Texas has a very low turnout for non presidential elections and the Texas GOP (along with the rest of the GOP) still hasn't figured out that turnout is all that matters.
Posted by: TheITGuy2 at September 03, 2026 07:02 PM (v9ncW) 190
Deace's piece looks like what you would expect for a family values type candidate.
Goldberg's tweet looks like something you would type while exiled to the cuck shed. Posted by: 18-1 at September 03, 2026 07:02 PM (sKqQm) 191
You called Jonah Goldberg short? Posted by: Anna Puma at September 03, 2026 06:58 PM (2GVsD) Cruelly rejected him when Jonah hit on her? Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 03, 2026 07:02 PM (y9nCu) 192
186 The main reason. The Uniparty is unsure Paxton will play ball on the Uniparty Team.
Seems like they're doing everything they can to guarantee that he won't. If (when) he wins, he won't owe them anything. Posted by: Oddbob at September 03, 2026 07:00 PM (vTZFs) Yup. Exactly why they loathe Trump. Uniparty had and has no leverage on him. Posted by: Gref at September 03, 2026 07:03 PM (5rh/l) 193
166 El Sad says Canada is the way to be rich.
In 2005 Canada was $10k behind USA in per cap Today it is $23K. So a family of 4 has about $100k more to live life than the Snow Mexicans. Posted by: r hennigantx But free healthcare! And respect around the world! Posted by: Retarded Leftists at September 03, 2026 07:03 PM (EGAVS) 194
175 Paxton and Rogers ads should just show statements and tweets by Talarico and al-Sayed. Keep a basic platform and carpet bomb the opposition with their own words
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 03, 2026 06:57 PM (M9Oed) Exactly. All they need to do is put up a basic bullet point graphic of their statements. And for Talafreako, throw out the question why did he give underage boys his cell number. Posted by: TxAnn at September 03, 2026 07:03 PM (SjAWL) Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 03, 2026 07:03 PM (bOXl3) 196
Paxton is figuring on Paxton losing
He is quite old and might be losing memory but probably isn't that senile. I meant Cornyn is figuring on Paxton losing heh Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 03, 2026 06:57 PM (K32Fz) Won't Cornyn be 230 in 6 years time? Posted by: Oldcat at September 03, 2026 07:03 PM (uhVAy) 197
It does always amuse me, if a right of center candidate has an affair that is supposed to be game over but if a left of center candidate rapes a woman, molests a child, or goes to gay sex clubs while married to a supposed woman that's like ok man. Who are you to judge?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 03, 2026 07:03 PM (sKqQm) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 03, 2026 07:04 PM (Cqx++) 199
If people vote on the policies that Rodgers and Paxton would implement they will win. Especially the latter.
So the election cannot be about that. Posted by: 18-1 at September 03, 2026 07:04 PM (sKqQm) 200
Christopher R Taylor
No worries, bro. I mastered AoSHQ translation. So anyone can do it, as that bar is so low. Later I mastered WifeSpeak translation. Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 03, 2026 07:04 PM (u82oZ) 201
You called Jonah Goldberg short?
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 03, 2026 06:58 PM (2GVsD) Cruelly rejected him when Jonah hit on her? Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 03, 2026 07:02 PM (y9nCu) Gifted him a pair of pants in 58 Short? Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 03, 2026 07:04 PM (Ot/FD) 202
Not to go Wesley Crusher here, and maybe I'm missing something, but the Cato Institute guy said if you make legal immigration impossible, not if you make illegal immigration illegal.
It's still a strawman argument (most people still accept some legal immigration) but not the same thing. Either way Cato guy is asshoe. Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at September 03, 2026 07:05 PM (9ZFZd) Posted by: Common Tater at September 03, 2026 07:05 PM (e8pLC) 204
Puddleglum is persona non grata, seems like.
Posted by: tubal at September 03, 2026 07:05 PM (Gqar8) 205
Conservative radio host Erick Erickson is on an anti-Paxton crusade
_______________________ That fucking guy is still around ? Erickson still a CUCK. Posted by: Annie Hathiwhey at September 03, 2026 07:05 PM (NtVYv) 206
"the link between climate change and white supremacy and capitalism in our country"
Cripes. Posted by: gp at September 03, 2026 07:00 PM (Jr5Lq) well aside from two being made up crap aside from capitalism, I don't see it Posted by: Oldcat at September 03, 2026 07:05 PM (uhVAy) 207
He'll get his old office back! And he wants a really big car that gets really bad gas mileage, too
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor No problem! Hey, we'll even throw in a Blaupunkt! Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at September 03, 2026 07:06 PM (l26NL) 208
187 He made a really great Deadpool, but it turns out that there's some pretty good evidence that Reynolds is a swollen, smegma stinking prick of a human being.
Yeah I have heard rumors and the way people act around him. He's a horrendous jerk, and so is his wife, apparently. That he's a retard is not surprising, he's an actor. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 03, 2026 07:01 PM (K32Fz) ********* I always thought he was a putz. Cannot stand his wife who gets her roles through him (I realize this is not important but I also hate her facial mole). I hope they are both done. He, so I recently read, bragged on tv, thinking it super funny, that he burned down most of his elementary school as a kid...and not by accident. That's his humor. Dud. He probably pulls legs off of insects in his spare time when not roasting toads for pleasure. His squinty, too close together beady eyes are evolving into Canadian Cyclops. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 03, 2026 07:06 PM (hzuYO) 209
I may not support Paxton, but one thing I do support is the pool boys supple ass as I drive home the point I am the man.
Posted by: John Cornyns at September 03, 2026 07:06 PM (nmw7B) 210
Ace, I have said I don't know how you are sane having to read so much shit news to keep us informed. You have created such a great place. Enjoy your long weekend. You deserve time off. We whacky people will entertain ourselves. Thanks for all you do. To me you are a blessing. Posted by: four seasons at September 03, 2026 07:06 PM (/QHx4) Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 03, 2026 07:07 PM (u82oZ) 212
It's still a strawman argument (most people still accept some legal immigration) but not the same thing. Either way Cato guy is asshoe.
Yeah, it's a dumb argument. "If you just make it legal, it won't be illegal." Posted by: Oddbob at September 03, 2026 07:07 PM (vTZFs) 213
Robert always has the same schtick. Sad face. "if that makes sense." Voting republican but worried.
We all know who it is. Posted by: LASue at September 03, 2026 06:58 PM (lCppi) Riiiiiight... Take your mean girl schtick elsewhere, dear. =============== Oh bullcrap. He's exactly like Beto, he's just pretending to be Christian and pro oil instead of Hispanic. Posted by: Oldcat at September 03, 2026 06:54 PM (uhVAy) My point is that Beto was an *obvious* phony. Posted by: Robert at September 03, 2026 07:07 PM (XznKZ) 214
well aside from two being made up crap aside from capitalism, I don't see it Posted by: Oldcat at September 03, 2026 07:05 PM (uhVAy) He left out the missing links of phrenology and Freemasonry. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 03, 2026 07:07 PM (y9nCu) 215
Erick Erickson once gazed at my meat in the shower. Don’t ask what we were doing there, but I’ll tell you I’m no bottom guy.
Posted by: John Cornyns at September 03, 2026 07:08 PM (nmw7B) 216
I'm guessing Miss Christy met Jonah when the GOP grift was still fully operational and he felt like an ever-girthier Big Fish in an increasingly displaced small pond, since she said he was "nice."
Because ever since November 2016, he's been a petty, vindictive little cunt. Sorry, I meant to say ridiculously gigantic adipose cunt, whose muffled complaints you can discern from beneath the stifling weight of its gunt of irrelevance, if you just listen harder than anyone's been willing to for a decade now.. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 03, 2026 07:08 PM (BI5O2) 217
211 tubal
Did I miss a banning? Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 03, 2026 07:07 PM (u82oZ) ‘Twas weird. The puddleglum said “ my comment got zapped “ then, poof, he was gone. Just - poof!! Posted by: tubal at September 03, 2026 07:08 PM (Gqar8) Posted by: Oddbob at September 03, 2026 07:08 PM (vTZFs) 219
"the link between climate change and white supremacy and capitalism"
they won't shut the fuck up and they won't change the subject. This is the kind of shit they are now willing to state publicly. Just imagine what they've been planning behind the scenes now for decades. Posted by: Common Tater at September 03, 2026 07:09 PM (e8pLC) 220
Hey Jonah, is Talarico a sandwich? I mean you should be discussing the things you know about not politics right?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 03, 2026 07:09 PM (sKqQm) 221
For a "Christian" Talarico sure does like killing defenseless babies.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 03, 2026 07:09 PM (guGkK) 222
‘Twas weird. The puddleglum said “ my comment got zapped “ then, poof, he was gone. Just - poof!!
I do not meddle in the ways of COBs, but IP block bans are a thing. Posted by: Oddbob at September 03, 2026 07:09 PM (vTZFs) 223
no worries about Paxton, he's solid and his voters will be there
Posted by: DanMan at September 03, 2026 07:10 PM (8uzBS) 224
discreet I meant
i'm tired. Posted by: ace at September 03, 2026 06:49 PM (1wjle) ****** Why are you apologizing? It was Jonah who typed that. Posted by: EFG at September 03, 2026 07:10 PM (a7fLE) 225
Talarico is as far from Christianity as Hasan Piker is.
Posted by: tubal at September 03, 2026 07:10 PM (Gqar8) 226
It does always amuse me, if a right of center candidate has an affair that is supposed to be game over but if a left of center candidate rapes a woman, molests a child, or goes to gay sex clubs while married to a supposed woman that's like ok man. Who are you to judge?
----- Well, its a little easier to understand when we realize that the left makes zero stands about morality and normalcy. So when they go to sex clubs, have multiple lovers, get caught with a member of the "wrong" sex, none of it violates any of the things they pretend to stand for. But when one of *ours* does something like that, they asked for it--they're likely on record saying the very thing they were caught doing was wrong. Posted by: Crusader at September 03, 2026 07:10 PM (TN0g+) 227
Talarico's makes a decent steak sandwich sauce. Not great, but, you know, it exists and won't kill you.
Probably not the same guy. Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 03, 2026 07:10 PM (Ot/FD) 228
My point is that Beto was an *obvious* phony.
Posted by: Robert at September 03, 2026 07:07 PM (XznKZ) TallyFreako is double plus obvious phony. When you start out boosting Gnostic Christianity these days it stands out big. Posted by: Oldcat at September 03, 2026 07:10 PM (uhVAy) 229
A long time ago I was a Cato subscriber, read the newsletter and everything. But then I voted for John Cornyn more than a few times.
Posted by: Eromero at September 03, 2026 07:11 PM (LHPAg) Posted by: Cynical Stoic at September 03, 2026 07:11 PM (2r+jB) 231
Well, its a little easier to understand when we realize that the left makes zero stands about morality and normalcy. So when they go to sex clubs, have multiple lovers, get caught with a member of the "wrong" sex, none of it violates any of the things they pretend to stand for. But when one of *ours* does something like that, they asked for it--they're likely on record saying the very thing they were caught doing was wrong. Not quite - the left, in theory, is opposed to Bill Clinton raping Broaddrick or Biden molesting his daughter. Obama being under a pile of random guys at Man's Country, well, I guess yes they are ok with that Posted by: 18-1 at September 03, 2026 07:12 PM (sKqQm) 232
Did I miss a banning?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 03, 2026 07:07 PM (u82oZ) ‘Twas weird. The puddleglum said “ my comment got zapped “ then, poof, he was gone. Just - poof!! Posted by: tubal at September 03, 2026 07:08 PM (Gqar That's happened to me! Suddenly all my comments start getting autodeleted for whatever reason. Might have to contact Ace or one of the Cobs. Posted by: Robert at September 03, 2026 07:12 PM (XznKZ) 233
228 My point is that Beto was an *obvious* phony.
Posted by: Robert at September 03, 2026 07:07 PM (XznKZ) TallyFreako is double plus obvious phony. When you start out boosting Gnostic Christianity these days it stands out big. Posted by: Oldcat at September 03, 2026 07:10 PM (uhVAy) Yeah he’s a Gospel of Thomas, Jesus made clay birds come to life and killed playmates who annoyed him, as a kid, kind of Christian. Posted by: tubal at September 03, 2026 07:12 PM (Gqar8) 234
52 I'm partial to the YD view of things... they actually are the real GOP. We're the ones dropping our masks. We're the ones who are sick of the charade, sick of pretending all that matters is paltry tax cuts that don't beat inflation, sick of compromises where Our Friends Across The Aisle get half and we get half of our half and ought to apologize for it.
We're the insurgents. Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 03, 2026 06:28 PM (Ot/FD) ------------ Just remember that in 2017 with the Trump tax cuts they made the corporate tax cuts permanent and the personal tax cuts temporary. That's all you need to know who you we are dealing with. Posted by: MAGA_Ken at September 03, 2026 07:13 PM (DbmIv) 235
It was Jonah who typed that.
Posted by: EFG at September 03, 2026 07:10 PM (a7fLE) Figuring out who typed that *originally* is always the quest, with Jonah Posted by: 88C+u at September 03, 2026 07:13 PM (88C+u) 236
Ace, don't read the blog on your days off. If there is breaking news we will cover it. You have great cobloggers and some okay commenters, lol, who will cover for you. YOU ROCK!!! I'll send money if there is anything left from the SS check. Posted by: four seasons at September 03, 2026 07:14 PM (/QHx4) 237
Digging thru my old scrapbooks I found an article containing a brief bio of my Italian grandpa published in the Detroit News on Dec 8 1986. It starts:
"I came from Switzerland to Detroit on July 7 1926 with my father and two brothers. It was mandatory we all find a job and not rely on the government so I stayed on Ellis Island for three days until I found a friend to sign for me. My first job was in Detroit as a dishwasher at the Statler Hotel... I worked six days a week for $2 a day...." A "nation of immigrants" yep. Immigrants who were not only required to immediately find work but HAVE A CITIZEN RESIDENT SIGN THAT THEIMMIGRANT HAD IMMEDIATE WORK. Where are the true econservative pundits and pols to belt this with actual citations to law to shut down establishment RINOs and shitlibs? Posted by: Enzo Moresi at September 03, 2026 07:14 PM (hyQrc) 238
This guy's argument: Illegal immigration only exists because you made illegal immigration illegal.
------ Look, if murdering your children is illegal, it is only because you made it illegal. Posted by: Progressive 'reasoning' at September 03, 2026 07:14 PM (XeU6L) 239
tubal & Robert
Socking trolls? Bad ju-ju. I heard CBD talk about that at an undisclosed location. Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 03, 2026 07:15 PM (u82oZ) 240
Well, its a little easier to understand when we realize that the left makes zero stands about morality and normalcy. So when they go to sex clubs, have multiple lovers, get caught with a member of the "wrong" sex, none of it violates any of the things they pretend to stand for.
____ That's right! I'm a male Feminist! Believe All Women! [Fist in air. Resumes raping roofied intern.] Posted by: Lefty "I Hate Hypocrites!" McDouchebag at September 03, 2026 07:15 PM (qUkBO) 241
Hasn't happened in a long time but think a auti- ban might wipe out comments
Posted by: Skip at September 03, 2026 07:15 PM (Ia/+0) 242
Yeah he’s a Gospel of Thomas, Jesus made clay birds come to life and killed playmates who annoyed him, as a kid, kind of Christian.
Posted by: tubal at September 03, 2026 07:12 PM (Gqar I admit that would have made the sermons that week a bit more interesting. Posted by: Oldcat at September 03, 2026 07:15 PM (uhVAy) 243
197 It does always amuse me, if a right of center candidate has an affair that is supposed to be game over but if a left of center candidate rapes a woman, molests a child, or goes to gay sex clubs while married to a supposed woman that's like ok man. Who are you to judge?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 03, 2026 07:03 PM (sKqQm) Leftists who committed moral offenses, whom the DNC and Uniparty want to resurrect, can do an apology tour on the network morning and late-night shows and are back in business. Conservatives who attempt such a resurrection are only successful if the Uniparty wants to regain their public services. If not, a morally-failed Republican's apology tour becomes a nightmare. The infotainment show hosts will only ask questions about why he did what he did and why anyone should believe he won't do it again. And introduce new accusations. No questions about how and why he learned from his failings and has become a better person. Posted by: Gref at September 03, 2026 07:16 PM (5rh/l) 244
We're the ones who are sick of the charade, sick of pretending all that matters is paltry tax cuts that don't beat inflation, sick of compromises where Our Friends Across The Aisle get half and we get half of our half and ought to apologize for it.
I'm old enough to remember when the GOPe said not to vote for Trump because he wasn't really opposed to abortion. Then when he appointed the SC judges to overturn R v W they turned around and said we should oppose Trump because overturning R v W was mean. Posted by: 18-1 at September 03, 2026 07:16 PM (sKqQm) 245
So basically Thomas' heaven has dudes and women with strapons.
Posted by: fabulous at September 03, 2026 07:16 PM (88C+u) 246
>>>If you are in driving distance to SW Wyoming starting tomorrow is the Fort Bridger Mountain Man Rendezvous.
>The bear rasslin begins at noon. Don't forget to bring your axe for the chopping competition. Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 03, 2026 07:16 PM (C/aDH) 247
As a counterpoint to four seasons, I say, ace, don’t take your eyes off this place for a moment. We are miscreants and reprobates who will drive your site into the ditch and catch it on fire, given half the chance. Eternal vigilance!!!
Posted by: tubal at September 03, 2026 07:17 PM (Gqar8) 248
I'd like to got back to the original term for illegal aliens.
Invaders. And I'd also like to go back to treating them as such Posted by: 18-1 at September 03, 2026 07:17 PM (sKqQm) 249
That expression on Holscher's face: Pure harpy.
Posted by: Beverly at September 03, 2026 07:17 PM (reMys) 250
The infotainment show hosts will only ask questions about why he did what he did and why anyone should believe he won't do it again. And introduce new accusations. No questions about how and why he learned from his failings and has become a better person.
Posted by: Gref at September 03, 2026 07:16 PM (5rh/l) That's why you don't go on such shows, even if you are clean. Posted by: Oldcat at September 03, 2026 07:17 PM (uhVAy) Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 03, 2026 07:18 PM (u82oZ) 252
Wonder if this is true -
Dylan Byers @DylanByers NEW: The Maria Bartiromo backstory, per multiple sources familiar.... Maria Bartiromo wanted to pursue a story related to China and 2020 election voting conspiracies... a major sensitivity for the network given its Dominion and Smartmatic lawsuits. A Fox Business executive sent a text to Fox Business producers informing them that that story could not go to air. Bartiromo took a screen shot of the guidance and sent it to senior White House officials. Fox News leadership learned about that after receiving a call from the White House, which they viewed as a fireable offense. Fox pulled Bartiromo from air after Aug. 9. She was fired today. I have also learned that her executive producer Patrick Ignozzi was also fired after the annoucnement. Maria had resigned her contract with Fox last February. More in tomorrow's edition of IN THE ROOM @PuckNews Posted by: beckster at September 03, 2026 07:18 PM (kX27y) 253
239 tubal & Robert
Socking trolls? Bad ju-ju. I heard CBD talk about that at an undisclosed location. Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 03, 2026 07:15 PM (u82oZ) Not a good practice at all. Posted by: tubal at September 03, 2026 07:18 PM (Gqar8) 254
I'd like to got back to the original term for illegal aliens.
Invaders. And I'd also like to go back to treating them as such Posted by: 18-1 at September 03, 2026 07:17 PM (sKqQm) It's a technical term and already means what they are. Aliens are non citizens. Illegal ones are criminals. Posted by: Oldcat at September 03, 2026 07:19 PM (uhVAy) 255
When you start out boosting Gnostic Christianity these days it stands out big.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 03, 2026 07:10 PM (uhVAy) Now that you mention it it'd be pretty funny if someone went up to him and asked him about the Infancy Gospel of Thomas. Just to see the NPC programming short circuit as it failed searching for keywords before spitting out an incomprehensible word salad. Posted by: Robert at September 03, 2026 07:19 PM (XznKZ) 256
Lol Rev Actually it is so cool to learn the history of how people survived in those days. If anyone does not know the history of Fort Bridger it is worth reading about. Posted by: four seasons at September 03, 2026 07:19 PM (/QHx4) 257
Ace, my love, have a wonderful 4dy weekend. Rest your weary arm and shoulder, refresh and come back a happy warrior.
I honestly don't know what I'd do without this place. Probably be in jail. I hope to have wine and gin again in a week after the blasted college nursing school reunion. I don't like not drinking and thinking of calories. I cheated the other day after my husband's "incidental finding" on his MRI. I had 4 cookies. Bloody hell. I should just waddle into the dinner and not care yet I care to dazzle the nurses who let themselves go. And I am sure there will be some and they all vote Democrat. I still got it. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 03, 2026 07:19 PM (hzuYO) 258
Puddleglum
Welcome back. Let he who has not been banned cast a comment. (Ace did ban me in the early days.) Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 03, 2026 07:19 PM (u82oZ) 259
>>>Cornyn slammed Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton as . . . "lazy"
lol Sour grapes loser talk. You lost to someone who you label a lazy campaigner. He's too stupid to figure out how this says more about him. That's our GOPe. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 03, 2026 07:20 PM (dK+Kv) 260
I'm gonna write my debut magnum oops (fucking hell that was supposed to be opus but no way i don't share that one) on this topic of current year ontoclasm that i occasionally bang on about. Critical Everything Theory. The perverse compulsion to subvert everything up to smashing reality itself, regardless of context or utility.
I will be sure to devote a paragraph or two to all the bloated hot dog sandwich connoisseurs and their tiddies-down, ass-up flume down the proverbial tubes of relevance. Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 03, 2026 07:20 PM (Ot/FD) 261
So, again, anyone that tells you sexual ethics are strictly a private matter is dead wrong. An entire state/country may suffer consequences. Paxton's personal failing is giving people an objection they otherwise wouldn't have to an exemplary AG. The Biblical model always requires us to first accept responsibility for our own actions, and the role we played in our own situation.
----------------- Why wasn't this standard applied to JFK or Clinton or any Democrat? It seems only Republicans must be subjected to this stricture. When they tried the same thing with Trump in 2016 I commented that I don't want to marry him, I want him to go after our enemies which none of the other candidates in either side even mentioned. Posted by: Decaf at September 03, 2026 07:20 PM (ZNpJk) 262
Totally off topic. Just a wonderful story ( to me anyway) about a couple who waded through a flood to get married in their local RCC . From
NC register site: https://tinyurl.com/54tb4pzj Good night, all! Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 03, 2026 07:20 PM (JrHfD) 263
This is like that inter-phase thing that happened in that Star Trek episode.
Posted by: Crusader at September 03, 2026 07:21 PM (TN0g+) 264
166 Reagan, Thatcher, and John Paul II
The Trinity of Anti-Communism. Posted by: Anna Puma at September 03, 2026 06:54 PM (2GVsD) That era started right after I graduated from college. If anyone had told me then we’d be living through what we are now, I would have thought they were drunk, high or just insane. Posted by: TxAnn at September 03, 2026 07:21 PM (SjAWL) 265
Nood Cafe
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at September 03, 2026 07:21 PM (l26NL) 266
I almost got banned once. I made some indiscreet comments about the fat cunt Bill Kristol. I've been more careful since.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 03, 2026 07:21 PM (BI5O2) Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 03, 2026 07:21 PM (u82oZ) 268
Talarico says if Jesus had a mother she would be just like Lindsay Clancy.
Posted by: ... at September 03, 2026 07:22 PM (vE0+H) 269
>>>If you refuse to let vagrants into your home, don�t complain about trespassing. You made their presence illegal.
What a retard. Can we get some decent thought leaders, please? Not these low rent, mouthbreathing grifters? Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 03, 2026 07:22 PM (dK+Kv) Posted by: runner at September 03, 2026 07:23 PM (g47mK) 271
Cornyn slammed Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton as . . . "lazy"
lol Sour grapes loser talk. You lost to someone who you label a lazy campaigner. He's too stupid to figure out how this says more about him. Yup. What a whiny little bitch. Posted by: Archimedes at September 03, 2026 07:23 PM (Riz8t) 272
>>>If you refuse to let vagrants into your home, don�t complain about trespassing. You made their presence illegal.
What a retard. Can we get some decent thought leaders, please? Not these low rent, mouthbreathing grifters? Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 03, 2026 07:22 PM (dK+Kv) Who ever said he's a thought leader. We have had better trolls than him. Posted by: Oldcat at September 03, 2026 07:23 PM (uhVAy) 273
Doesn't surprise me that Texas has large and growing enclaves of unassimilated Hindus and Muslims, Bush Republicans still has a lot of rotten influence.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 03, 2026 07:24 PM (Dv3i1) 274
166 Reagan, Thatcher, and John Paul II
The Trinity of Anti-Communism. Posted by: Anna Puma at September 03, 2026 06:54 PM (2GVsD) That era started right after I graduated from college. If anyone had told me then we’d be living through what we are now, I would have thought they were drunk, high or just insane. Posted by: TxAnn at September 03, 2026 07:21 PM (SjAWL) History shows that ending one war just means starting to prepare for the next one. Posted by: Oldcat at September 03, 2026 07:24 PM (uhVAy) 275
267 I almost got banned once. I made some indiscreet comments about the fat cunt Bill Kristol. I've been more careful since.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 03, 2026 07:21 PM (BI5O2) BILL KRYSTOL TECHNICALLY IS INDISCRETE BECAUSE YOU CAN'T ESTABLISH A MEANINGFUL EPSILON IN THE TOPOLOGICAL NEIGHBORHOOD OF WHERE HIS FACE FAT ENDS AND HIS NECK FAT BEGINS Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at September 03, 2026 07:24 PM (Ot/FD) 276
>>>*Just the punch-line.*
Now where is the woman I'm supposed to wrestle. Posted by: NaCly Dog >Damn woman, she's in the back 40 harvesting grain for tonight's bread. We're on a schedule. Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 03, 2026 07:26 PM (C/aDH) 277
I almost got banned once. I made some indiscreet comments about the fat cunt Bill Kristol. I've been more careful since.
**************** So now you just call him a c*nt? Posted by: The Unvaxxed and Unmasked Ranger - FAP Certified at September 03, 2026 07:27 PM (fapp/) 278
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Welcome back. Let he who has not been banned cast a comment. (Ace did ban me in the early days.) Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 03, 2026 07:19 PM (u82oZ) Hello, my name is Eromero and I got banned. Posted by: Eromero at September 03, 2026 07:39 PM (LHPAg) 279
Let he who has not been banned cast a comment.
I'm sure I'll manage it some day! I have a standard to live down to! Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 03, 2026 08:08 PM (aJQbY) 280
Jonah's couch is sick of him treating it like a sexual tool.
Posted by: The Dog at September 03, 2026 08:11 PM (XodLO) 281
I like Paxton but I would have accepted far less to get rid of that [redacted] Cornyn. I hate that guy.
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