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Posted by: m at September 02, 2026 04:30 AM (odBC9) 2
A first.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at September 02, 2026 04:32 AM (zdLoL) 3
G'Day everyone
Posted by: Skip at September 02, 2026 04:33 AM (Ia/+0) Posted by: m at September 02, 2026 04:33 AM (odBC9) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 02, 2026 04:35 AM (xPsv8) 6
AI still gives results ranging from bad to terrible when vibe coding. But that all changes if you happen to have a 106-page spec of a task nailed down to the last bit and nanosecond. Give Claude Opus that, and it will mechanically fill in all the requirements and write conformance tests to prove it did everything you asked and nothing you didn't ask. And it's not stupid - if you left out something necessary it will tell you.
I mean, it's not like I have a lot of 106-page specs for personal projects nailed down to the last bit and nanosecond... But I did have one. And now I have 12,000 lines of Rust. And a steadily increasing amount of machine code for an architecture that didn't exist last week except on paper. Cease these incantations, and confess thou art a witch! Posted by: Witchfinder General at September 02, 2026 04:37 AM (0MSlx) Posted by: Miklos wishes the dog would settle down at September 02, 2026 04:38 AM (4RYRd) 8
"Therefore, we do not lose heart" - 2nd Corinthians 4:13. Man writes on "The Ultimate snapshot". An "Our Daily Bread" devotional:
https://tinyurl.com/2zs2mtc2 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 02, 2026 04:39 AM (xPsv8) 9
Good Morning!
Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at September 02, 2026 04:39 AM (Q/FnY) 10
Mornin'
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 02, 2026 04:41 AM (sAmhv) 11
So, I am still reading Charles Portis' " True Grit". I read it about 30 years ago, but didn't recall all the details beyond the basic story: Here is a line from it Mattie, the fourteen year old girl trying to avenge her father who had been murdered . Mattie is recovering from a cold and has just met LeBoeuf. another character in the story. This is what she says:
"I realized I had made a mistake by opening up to this stranger. I would have been more on my guard had he been ugly instead of nice- looking. Also my mind was soft from being duped by the bile activator." That might be an interesting topic for a book thread: Funny novels we have read. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 02, 2026 04:47 AM (7XzgJ) 12
I mean to be fair Matt Damon certainly triggers my bile activator.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 02, 2026 04:48 AM (Ot/FD) 13
Miklos, this is funny! (ca. the end of the ONT):
440 I IDENTIFY AS NON-FERROUS Posted by: the face metal is mainly ballast counterweight to the actual flab at September 02, 2026 04:27 AM (4RYRd) Posted by: m at September 02, 2026 04:50 AM (odBC9) Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 02, 2026 04:51 AM (sAmhv) 15
If he comes around, I would like to wish ( Not so) "Grumpy and Recalcitrant" a good school year as a school bus driver, although I think he has been doing come trips over the summer. May he and all of them be blessed and safe with ( mostly ) good kids. I think he might have started yesterday . Spouse does a "test run" today and starts tomorrow.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 02, 2026 04:51 AM (5JD6s) 16
The ONT comments were hoppin' and all kinds of fun.
Posted by: m at September 02, 2026 04:53 AM (odBC9) 17
Morning all, such as it is. Stupidly early but then again I fell asleep before the ONT!
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 02, 2026 04:56 AM (aJQbY) Posted by: m at September 02, 2026 04:58 AM (odBC9) 19
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 02, 2026 04:48 AM (Ot/FD)
I don't think I've seen him in anything, or I can't remember . Except for "Angel Studios" productions such as "Young Washington" and a few others, most of my movie viewing tends to have been movies from the 1930-1960's Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 02, 2026 04:59 AM (7XzgJ) 20
Marino - Lust
A little past halfway through, I kinda got hooked on it: Your name is Lust (your name is Pride) You looked at me with sinful eyes You never learned to compromise You only loved me in the night Posted by: m at September 02, 2026 05:01 AM (odBC9) 21
Yesterday at work my phonne battery drained like I was watching YouTube all day but wasn't. Late morning even put it in airplane mode to try and stop but didn't help much. I know sometimes it searches for a signal in bad spots and that does it thats why I tried airplane mode.
Posted by: Skip at September 02, 2026 05:02 AM (Ia/+0) 22
It's weird to think that Apple has become the staid, conservative tech company that doesn't fight to be on the bleeding edge of whatever faddish tomfoolery is sucking the air out of the sector in Current Year, piling up the slop and gaslighting the pigs into eating it, but instead just focuses on their wheelhouse and keeps cranking out products that their customer base actually wants.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 02, 2026 05:03 AM (Ot/FD) 23
Skip, you might have had something in the background that kept trying to connect anyway?
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 02, 2026 05:03 AM (aJQbY) 24
Anthropic pledges to try harder to keep models under control. (The Register) MisAnthropic labors under no such self-imposed strictures. Their motto is "Come and Get It -- Good and Hard!" Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 02, 2026 05:03 AM (JLzG+) 25
Anthropic again playing, "Please, please, regulate me, and more importantly, my competition!"
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click!) at September 02, 2026 05:05 AM (aJQbY) 26
ICE agents in Indianapolis are conducting business whilst the IMPD continues to be cucks
Posted by: the country place that no one knows about at September 02, 2026 05:05 AM (LOZbR) 27
22 It's weird to think that Apple has become the staid, conservative tech company that doesn't fight to be on the bleeding edge of whatever faddish tomfoolery is sucking the air out of the sector in Current Year, piling up the slop and gaslighting the pigs into eating it, but instead just focuses on their wheelhouse and keeps cranking out products that their customer base actually wants.
Posted by: Warai-otoko Apple is smart that way. It doesn't buy into fads - it sells into them. Posted by: Pixy Misa at September 02, 2026 05:06 AM (BLOW1) 28
Drizzling and long drive
Have a great day horde Posted by: Skip at September 02, 2026 05:07 AM (Ia/+0) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 02, 2026 05:13 AM (JLzG+) 30
g'mornin', 'rons Posted by: AltonJackson at September 02, 2026 05:13 AM (AMvSw) Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at September 02, 2026 05:16 AM (O7YUW) 32
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 02, 2026 05:13 AM (JLzG+)
Nope. You name the film, I probably haven't seen it 😉. Latest film -which is somewhat recent- I am looking forward to getting from the library is "Cinderella Man" about the life of boxer, James Braddock , child of Irish immigrants. Actually , we did take our son to films when he was little. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 02, 2026 05:21 AM (pOTTH) 33
I’ve tried to keep a mental list of the time zones where some regular posters live. Wow, you guys are a bunch of insomniacs!
Posted by: Fenderbender at September 02, 2026 05:26 AM (1FEc1) Posted by: Tuna at September 02, 2026 05:29 AM (lJ0H4) 35
Didja hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac?
He (or she) stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a Dog. Posted by: Fenderbender at September 02, 2026 05:31 AM (1FEc1) 36
I’ve tried to keep a mental list of the time zones where some regular posters live. Wow, you guys are a bunch of insomniacs!
Posted by: Fenderbender at September 02, 2026 05:26 AM (1FEc1) I thought that was what this thread was for. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 02, 2026 05:33 AM (dK+Kv) 37
"I am looking forward to getting from the library is "Cinderella Man" about the life of boxer, James Braddock , child of Irish immigrants."
Good movie with Russell Crowe. Saw it in the theater when it came out. Posted by: Tuna at September 02, 2026 05:34 AM (lJ0H4) 38
Greetings, everyone. I'm back to work after my trip. Key West and the Bahamas were so hot that it's like I never left home. But my wife and I saw the Shipwreck Museum in Key West and we got a walking tour of Nassau along with a history lesson.
And now I'm back here. Posted by: NR Pax at September 02, 2026 05:35 AM (BpO1e) 39
Insomniacs and early risers.
Posted by: Tuna at September 02, 2026 05:29 AM (lJ0H4) And the difference between the two is? And now I’m off to bed again. Good night horde. Posted by: Pete Bog at September 02, 2026 05:39 AM (B6/we) 40
Posted by: NR Pax at September 02, 2026 05:35 AM (BpO1e)
Glad your back, and despite the heat I hope you and Mrs. NR Pax saw lovely things and had a restful and fun time. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 02, 2026 05:40 AM (W90Ou) 41
Posted by: Tuna at September 02, 2026 05:34 AM (lJ0H4
Thanks. That's good to know. The DVD should be coming into the library soon. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 02, 2026 05:41 AM (W90Ou) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 02, 2026 05:46 AM (xPsv8) 43
Thanks, Fen. We didn't really have much of a desire to hit the beaches so the history lessons were a good thing for us.
There were a few disasters during the trip but all in all it was a lot of fun. And our dogs were absolute angels for the couple that was watching them for us. Even better, another friend took over watching the caterpillars that my wife had put in containers and now there are seven new Monarchs flitting around. Posted by: NR Pax at September 02, 2026 05:46 AM (BpO1e) 44
Posted by: NR Pax at September 02, 2026 05:46 AM (BpO1e)
That's good to know and I think it's very interesting that your wife raises Monarch butterflies. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 02, 2026 05:49 AM (xPsv8) 45
Not so much that she raises them but that she planted milkweed in the yard and it attracted a lot of Monarchs this year.
She saves a few of the caterpillars in a protective container so they can eat and grow in safety. Posted by: NR Pax at September 02, 2026 05:53 AM (BpO1e) 46
I am sick of the humidity. Queens last weekend was beautiful: 80° and no humidity.
Posted by: Accomack at September 02, 2026 05:53 AM (GbONR) 47
Evening and morning, late toilers and early risers!
Insomniacs and early risers. Posted by: Tuna at September 02, 2026 *** I coined the term "insomaniacals" long ago, but like "fetch," it never happened. As for the difference between them, I'm an early riser, but I got seven hours' sleep last night, a bit more than usual for me. Big black Stirling leaped over me and kicked me about 4:30 am instead of his usual 3:45. His internal kitty clock is off. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 02, 2026 06:01 AM (wzUl9) 48
As for Stirling's diet, I told Linda last night he needed to go to a fat farm, where he'd eat cottage cheese with salads and run laps every day!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 02, 2026 06:03 AM (wzUl9) 49
She saves a few of the caterpillars in a protective container so they can eat and grow in safety. Posted by: NR Pax She and Mrs. Krebs are cut from the same cloth it seems. She operates out of our place down in Sussex county. I jokingly refer to the missus' efforts as the "butterfly gulag". Our visitors this year have been extremely sparse in that arena, but we are in the midst of a Ruby-Throated Hummingbird inundation. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 02, 2026 06:05 AM (olHWM) 50
That might be an interesting topic for a book thread: Funny novels we have read.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 02, 2026 *** The champ to me: Red Sky at Morning by Richard Bradford! Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 02, 2026 06:06 AM (wzUl9) 51
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Commodore 64 released September 1, 1982 https://tinyurl.com/jcxu6dp4 https://dfarq.homeip.net/ Posted by: m at September 02, 2026 06:08 AM (odBC9) 52
Wolfus, If that was my cat I would drop the dry food altogether and just feed a good quality wet food. Some cats metabolize the dry food differently and turn it into fat.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 02, 2026 06:10 AM (PbWRL) 53
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 02, 2026 06:05 AM (olHWM)
That's great. . Saw an iridescent blue and black one yesterday . It was lovely. Have a good day everyone. Am taking spouse to get bus for his test run. I hope you all have a blessed day and know that you are a blessing to others . See you later , maybe. I am trying to eschew the news for a while for the sake of my mental health. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 02, 2026 06:11 AM (W90Ou) 54
Fen, I've been catching up on 1930s-1940s movies too, and showing Linda at the same time that just because a movie is in B & W, it's not dull. Last night we watched the first half of Since You Went Away, a tale of a wife and her two teen daughters who have to function at home after her husband enlists in WWII. Claudette Colbert, Jennifer Jones, and Shirley Temple (about age 14-15), with Joseph Cotten, Hattie McDaniel, and other names of those days make for a good cast. It's a long film, about three hours with an overture and an intermission, but not dull.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 02, 2026 06:11 AM (wzUl9) 55
Wolfus, If that was my cat I would drop the dry food altogether and just feed a good quality wet food. Some cats metabolize the dry food differently and turn it into fat.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 02, 2026 *** I've been cutting him back on that stuff, and making sure he isn't getting the extra meal every day by stealing half of Dagny's breakfast and dinner. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 02, 2026 06:13 AM (wzUl9) 56
I liked the ONT comments about paper currency pinned to the walls of bars. I once visited a plywood shack bar somewhere in the Bahamas. IIRC it was called “Miss Emily’s Blue Bee.”
It had a substantial collection of discarded bras pinned to the walls and ceiling. Posted by: Fenderbender at September 02, 2026 06:13 AM (1FEc1) 57
G'mornin' everyone!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 02, 2026 06:14 AM (VyBeY) 58
34 Wow, you guys are a bunch of insomniacs!
Posted by: Fenderbender Insomniacs and early risers. Posted by: Tuna Midshift drone. Even when I'm off, I stay up all night, unless I got something planned during the day. Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 02, 2026 06:14 AM (sAmhv) 59
I liked the ONT comments about paper currency pinned to the walls of bars. I once visited a plywood shack bar somewhere in the Bahamas. IIRC it was called “Miss Emily’s Blue Bee.”
It had a substantial collection of discarded bras pinned to the walls and ceiling. Posted by: Fenderbender at September 02, 2026 *** That triggers a memory. There was a bar with that exact style of "decoration" here in town in the '80s, when I'd go to bars now and then with friends. Not one of the Bennigan's places, of course, and not the one with all the unusual beers for those days. Darned if I can think of the name. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 02, 2026 06:15 AM (wzUl9) 60
from the Commodore article:
How the Commodore 64 affected me, personally ... Jack Tramiel, the CEO of Commodore when the C-64 launched, loved hearing those kinds of stories. A Gen Xer would walk up to him, talk about how growing up with a C-64 led to a career in technology, and then Tramiel would always say something like, “And you look very successful, I’m thrilled to hear it!” Posted by: m at September 02, 2026 06:21 AM (odBC9) 61
Up to go grocery shopping before the heat settles in.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 02, 2026 06:21 AM (g8Ew8) 62
61 Up to go grocery shopping before the heat settles in.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons Too late for us. Save yourself! Posted by: NR Pax at September 02, 2026 06:28 AM (BpO1e) 63
Up to go grocery shopping before the heat settles in.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 02, 2026 *** I'm wrestling with the idea of going to work out this morning. As you can expect, my usual laziness is winning. If I want to get in four workouts this week, I need to get in one on Friday and one more before that. Tomorrow I take the Buick for its six-month oil change and other errands, so I'll be busy. Guess I could go to the nearby mall and walk in the A/C this morning at 10. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 02, 2026 06:29 AM (wzUl9) Posted by: A NYC cop at September 02, 2026 06:34 AM (MWfyi) 65
It doesn't look like anyone has BOINGed yet.
Posted by: m at September 02, 2026 06:40 AM (odBC9) 66
mornin yall
"A Georgia Department of Corrections (GDC) official found himself behind bars, accused of misusing the Flock camera system in Central Georgia, according to a press release from the Georgia Bureau of Investigation" Does every cop flock? What can we do about these flocking cops? Posted by: fd at September 02, 2026 06:44 AM (MWfyi) 67
Here's a start:
"The Florida Department of Transportation (FDOT) has ordered that automated license plate readers, including Flock cameras, be removed from state roads." Posted by: fd at September 02, 2026 06:46 AM (MWfyi) 68
Why is there such an increase in the number of cops misusing the Flock cameras? Is it because they are easier to use than previous instruments of the surveillance state, or provide more information, or do it faster?
And are we seeing these stories because there is getting to be a reaction against our being surveilled 24/7? It's about time; that should have happened when the first cameras went up, not all this time later. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 02, 2026 06:49 AM (wzUl9) 69
I quit using Claude and ChatGPT a while back because their managements are such communist shitheads.
At that time it was a sacrifice -- Grok wasn't in the same league as them. Not now. Grok is as good as they are, or bettter, and doesn't try to nanny you nearly as much. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 02, 2026 06:52 AM (7UvVC) 70
The argument for Flock seems to be "I am willing to live in a panopticon surveillance state if it slightly reduces the chance my car will be stolen."
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 02, 2026 06:53 AM (UoWyB) 71
My Movies! channel has been MIA since Sunday. There's a signal -- at least my TV does not say "No Signal" -- but no pic or sound. The same is true for several others that are within the same digital frequency group, I think all run by the same local TV station. It's odd; their Catchy Comedy and Start channels are also out, but others are not.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 02, 2026 06:53 AM (wzUl9) 72
66: The part that makes me laugh is that this is not the first arrest of a cop for abusing the system. They make the news and the crimes are listed. But then afterward, there is the cop who thinks "This won't happen to me."
Posted by: NR Pax at September 02, 2026 06:54 AM (BpO1e) Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 02, 2026 06:56 AM (QuiDg) 74
Good morning morons
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 02, 2026 06:57 AM (RIvkX) 75
Grok is pretty good with research. Gemini isn't bad. Grok is OK at cleaning up pictures. Terrible at generating pictures that look anything like the prompts. Chat is OK at generating art. No AI is really good at it
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 02, 2026 06:58 AM (UoWyB) 76
Insomniacs and early risers. Posted by: Tuna at September 02, 2026 05:29 AM (lJ0H4) __________ I rarely sleep past 5:00. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 02, 2026 06:59 AM (V5m43) 77
Bing's Engine used to generate pretty good art but now it all looks like The Busy World of Richard Scarry.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 02, 2026 07:00 AM (UoWyB) 78
Terrible at generating pictures that look anything like the prompts.
I've actually had pretty good luck with Grok generating pictures. Mind you, I only do this for fun and not because it's a professional necessity. Posted by: NR Pax at September 02, 2026 07:01 AM (BpO1e) 79
77 Bing's Engine used to generate pretty good art but now it all looks like The Busy World of Richard Scarry.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo Richard Scarry is the reason I was able to read at two. I can accept that kind of artwork. -:-) Posted by: NR Pax at September 02, 2026 07:01 AM (BpO1e) 80
The time between 5:00 and 7:00 AM is golden. I can work undisturbed, enjoy my coffee, and say my Rosary. At 7:00, I go downstairs and make Her Majesty's coffee. She's awake by then and my day ceases to be my own. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 02, 2026 07:03 AM (V5m43) 81
I'm kind of the same way. This is the only time of day that is mine.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 02, 2026 07:06 AM (RIvkX) 82
> Terrible at generating pictures that look anything like the prompts.
I mostly use it for writing code, but I'm gonna have to disagree here. It does an adequate-to-excellent job on images and videos, in my experience. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 02, 2026 07:08 AM (7UvVC) 83
80, 81, same here!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 02, 2026 07:10 AM (VyBeY) 84
The time between 5:00 and 7:00 AM is golden. I can work undisturbed, enjoy my coffee, and say my Rosary. At 7:00, I go downstairs and make Her Majesty's coffee. She's awake by then and my day ceases to be my own.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 02, 2026 *** Exactly. It's as though you have the world to yourself, before all those annoying humans start swarming everywhere. When I work out before dawn, which is most of the time, I feel as if I'm walking/running over a deserted planet. (Well, there are cars on the road. But not as many as after seven am.) Going out to breakfast before it gets light was a real pleasure of mine in Denver, where there were 24-hour or early-open diners. Not that many of those here now. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 02, 2026 07:12 AM (wzUl9) 85
Scott Weiner's ads are touting his legislative record.
Funny they do not mention all his work for child abusers and p3dos. Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 02, 2026 07:15 AM (RIvkX) 86
Going out to breakfast before it gets light was a real pleasure of mine in Denver, where there were 24-hour or early-open diners. Not that many of those here now.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 02, 2026 07:12 AM (wzUl9) Most of the 24-hour places in Denver died during COVID. Even the mighty Breakfast King. It survived the closure of Gates Rubber, but not the lockdowns. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 02, 2026 07:16 AM (sfekI) 87
huh, how 'bout that!
the woman fatally stabbed in times square the other day was a VP at BofA. coinkeydink, or another luigi? Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 02, 2026 07:17 AM (VyBeY) 88
Come to think of it, Denver did not have many 24-hour eateries. But they had a small chain called the Village Inn that opened at 6 am. It was a delight to sit there on a winter morning and watch the snow fall as I ate my waffle and eggs.
Here, the breakfast joints tend to open at 8 am. There is a 24-hour one aside from Bullet Central (aka Waffle House), and it's not too far away, but even early it tends to be crowded because it's one of only a few. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at September 02, 2026 07:18 AM (wzUl9) Processing 0.01, elapsed 0.0163 seconds. |
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