Tuesday Overnight Open Thread - September 1, 2026

Howdy Hordelings! The Tuesday ONT has arrived. So have you. Nice when a plan comes together! Open thread, as always. What's on YOUR mind tonight?

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Hey, I know this guy!

MUST WATCH: Maryland Sheriff Jeffrey Gahler BLASTS Democrats in his state for passing laws banning police from working with ICE.

"Rogue state legislatures, like mine in Maryland... are passing radical legislation designed to create safe havens for criminal illegal aliens"

2/3… pic.twitter.com/t2Eqjn7phx
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) September 1, 2026

Well done, Sheriff. Thank you for protecting our little freedom-loving part of our formerly great state.

Two thirds of MD sheriffs are suing the 100% Democrat run state over its sanctuary policies. TWO THIRDS. Elected by like-minded people at the local level. But there's no election fraud at the state level in MD, right??

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Tony Romo - former NFL quarterback and recent NFL announcer - releases a statement on the heels of his recent DUI arrest.

A statement from Tony Romo pic.twitter.com/CBIEaUaHOS
— trey wingo (@wingoz) September 1, 2026

Seems like a classy guy who made a really bad choice. When I was still watching the NFL regularly, I thought his announcing was great. He had an amazing ability to say what was gonna happen by reading formations and coverage.

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Not sure I understand the "little bit" thing

BREAKING: Hunter Biden says he is a "little bit" gay

15% chance he runs for President in 2028 pic.twitter.com/xzThnn7ytY
— Kalshi Politics (@KalshiPolitics) September 1, 2026

I'd say gay fits in with dead or pregnant -- you either ARE or you AREN'T!

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Want to outsmart the ever-increasing number of AI cameras?

World’s Ugliest Hawaiian Shirt Was Designed to Make You Invisible to AI Surveillance Cameras

The aptly named Digital Camouflage may look like a hideous Hawaiian shirt, but its seemingly abstract pattern was created with a very specific purpose in mind – to prevent AI-powered CCTV cameras from recognizing the wearer as a person.
“AI systems are made of multiple layers and never learned what a human is – they learned what humans statistically look like in millions of training images,” Simon Weckert, the shirt’s creator, explained. “In the early layers it’s edges, contrasts and texture gradients; deeper in the network it’s part-like patterns: the head-and-shoulders silhouette, the proportions of limbs against a torso, the continuity of a body’s outline against the background. A ‘person’, for the machine, is a bundle of visual statistics – and that is exactly its weakness.”
The Digital Camouflage shirt was carefully designed to confuse AI systems, making it very hard for them to recognize the wearer as a human being. Ironically, the pattern was created using AI, through a process known as an “adversarial loop”.

Check out the whole thing. Photo at the link.

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Science news. Actually - spinning earth news. OK, not really news - something happened 2 years ago. Oh well - read about it anyway!

On 5 July 2024, Earth completed a rotation 1.66 milliseconds short of 86,400 seconds, the shortest day measured in the atomic-clock era, breaking the previous record set in June 2022

Here are two facts that seem to argue with each other. Over the long haul, Earth is slowing down. The pull of the Moon’s tides has been stretching our days out for hundreds of millions of years, adding about 2.3 milliseconds per century to the length of a day. And yet for the past several years the planet has been doing the opposite, spinning slightly faster, setting one shortest-day record after another. The current mark is 1.66 milliseconds short of a full 24 hours, clocked on 5 July 2024.
Both things are true at once. The slow tidal drag is still there in the background. Riding on top of it are shorter, faster wobbles, and lately those wobbles have been pushing in the speed-up direction. That’s the puzzle, and it’s stranger and matters more than a few thousandths of a second sounds.

But wait - there's more. Something is slowing the earth down. Can you guess what the wrinkle is?

While the core has been speeding the planet up, climate change has been working the other way. As polar ice melts in Greenland and Antarctica, water moves from the poles toward the equator, and that shift in mass slows the rotation.

But of course - that dang climate change again. Just meltin' ice and makin' the earth slosh around slowly.

The oddest part is that melting ice bought the world time. Agnew’s modeling suggested the reckoning would have arrived around 2026, but the ice-melt braking pushed it back. Without the effect of melting ice, Earth would need that negative leap second in 2026 instead of 2029, Agnew calculated. A problem created deep in the Earth is being partly held off by climate change at the surface.

Oh, the modeling was wrong? First time that's ever happened, right?!?

These idiots will never stop.

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DJ Doof - This Date in Music History Edition

REM's album Document was released on this date in 1987

Barry Gibb was born on the date in 1946

Jimmy Buffett died on this date in 2023 at age 76

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Tonight's ONT brought to you by unfair tests

Unlucky: 6th Grader Flunks Geography After Trump Renames Everything In Middle Of Exam https://t.co/2C1L4ClQlx
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) September 1, 2026

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Posted by: Doof at 10:00 PM

Comments

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1 Here I sit
Anxious as can be
Wondering will
There be an ONT

Wonderfully

Posted by: mindful webworker - and so forth at September 01, 2026 10:00 PM (Cl/mc)

2 Night Life

www.youtube.com/watch?v=aR-J0RuCOHw&t=11s

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 01, 2026 10:00 PM (VPNgR)

3 1

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at September 01, 2026 10:00 PM (PE5pE)

4 Yeet!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 01, 2026 10:00 PM (5i0gE)

5 Yay, ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 01, 2026 10:00 PM (+9wcF)

6 !!

Posted by: clarence at September 01, 2026 10:01 PM (vqfj6)

7 1959

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 01, 2026 10:01 PM (VPNgR)

8 Missed it by that much! Now for the content!

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at September 01, 2026 10:01 PM (PE5pE)

9 Plenty of sharks in that top pic, I reckon. Maybe we can throw some commies into the water.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 01, 2026 10:01 PM (1Ff7Z)

10 Good evening morons and большое спасибо, Диско!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 01, 2026 10:01 PM (RIvkX)

11 Hunter was molested.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 01, 2026 10:02 PM (88C+u)

12 Called the otters.

Posted by: clarence at September 01, 2026 10:02 PM (vqfj6)

13 Was looking at some primary election results and in Massholeland the Dems nominated an 80 year old whose spent 50 years in government to run for Senate.

But remember No Kings and Old White Men Are Evil

Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2026 10:02 PM (sKqQm)

14 "Little bit gay" means he's a chicken-head.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 01, 2026 10:02 PM (RIvkX)

15 I'd say gay fits in with dead or pregnant -- you either ARE or you AREN'T!

* nods sagely *

Posted by: Ice T. at September 01, 2026 10:03 PM (VHUov)

16 Disco Fever !

Posted by: runner at September 01, 2026 10:03 PM (g47mK)

17 Want to outsmart the ever-increasing number of AI cameras?

The old dazzle trick. That's the second time I've fallen for it this month!

Posted by: Flock Cam 21956237548 at September 01, 2026 10:04 PM (1Ff7Z)

18 As a lifelong Cowboys fan, I have a lot of affection for Tony Romo. I'm glad he's taking responsibility for his mistakes, and I hope he can get back in the booth sometime in the future.

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at September 01, 2026 10:05 PM (PE5pE)

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Not sure I understand the "little bit" thing
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Just the tip.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 01, 2026 10:05 PM (VPNgR)

20 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 01, 2026 10:05 PM (01XUU)

21 Unlucky: 6th Grader Flunks Geography After Trump Renames Everything In Middle Of Exam
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Deal with it little girl. Growing up during "decolonization" there were new countries and new names all the time.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 01, 2026 10:05 PM (RIvkX)

22 Hunter is a little bit gay, as long as the dude is not yellow.

Posted by: huerfano at September 01, 2026 10:05 PM (2Xqig)

23 Is you is, or is you ain't ...

Posted by: zombie Louis Jordan at September 01, 2026 10:06 PM (oCio0)

24 We got Doof in the morning and Doof at night. A surplus, overflow, abundance, we frolic with happiness!

Posted by: Let Joy Be Unconfined! at September 01, 2026 10:06 PM (JM9I6)

25 Thanks for the ONT, Doof!

Posted by: LRob in OK at September 01, 2026 10:06 PM (Jr+re)

26 Sorry I'm late, I didn't realize that my map was drawn to scale until I embarked on the journey.

Posted by: tankdemon at September 01, 2026 10:07 PM (/hk2L)

27 I think the Hawaiian shirt link goes to the wrong place.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 01, 2026 10:07 PM (2Ez/1)

28 Hunter is a little bit gay depending on his drug needs.

Posted by: davidt at September 01, 2026 10:07 PM (Q+gd/)

29 Plenty of sharks in that top pic, I reckon. Maybe we can throw some commies into the water.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 01, 2026 10:01 PM (1Ff7Z)

I hope Jack Straw shows up tonight - he can probably identify exactly where that photo was taken.

Posted by: Doof at September 01, 2026 10:08 PM (QLC6i)

30 Burkina Faso had a better name before.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 01, 2026 10:08 PM (RIvkX)

31 Deal with it little girl. Growing up during "decolonization" there were new countries and new names all the time.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

You're so right. I still call it Bechuanaland. And Sarawak.

Posted by: Behind In My Reading at September 01, 2026 10:08 PM (JM9I6)

32 We got Doof in the morning and Doof at night. A surplus, overflow, abundance, we frolic with happiness!
Posted by: Let Joy Be Unconfined! at September 01, 2026 10:06 PM (JM9I6)

Well, yeah. He's kept chained up in the back room. He's only let out when Ace or the CoBs need him.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 01, 2026 10:08 PM (1Ff7Z)

33 For men at least there is no being "a little bit gay"

You either aren't or go, uh, full hog.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2026 10:08 PM (sKqQm)

34 Hunter...isn't going away, is he.
*sighs*

Posted by: Archimedes at September 01, 2026 10:09 PM (Riz8t)

35 >>Is you is, or is you ain't ...

Posted by: zombie Louis Jordan at September 01, 2026 10:06 PM

Say that in French.

Posted by: Louis Armstrong at September 01, 2026 10:09 PM (2Xqig)

36 Burkina's dictator is at least trying to squash the Qaeda in his country. I think he even shut down the mosque in the capital because it was preaching shari'a (because that's what mosques do when you let 'em)

Posted by: 88C+u at September 01, 2026 10:10 PM (88C+u)

37 I hope Jack Straw shows up tonight - he can probably identify exactly where that photo was taken.

I'm gonna guess the ocean.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 01, 2026 10:10 PM (Riz8t)

38 Markey wins Senate democrat primary in Mass.

Posted by: Joemarine at September 01, 2026 10:10 PM (y171U)

39 I hope Jack Straw shows up tonight - he can probably identify exactly where that photo was taken.
Posted by: Doof at September 01, 2026 10:08 PM (QLC6i)

Someplace between the moon and New York City?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 01, 2026 10:10 PM (1Ff7Z)

40 The 6th grader who flunked her geography test should have known the cheat: just rename everything to America!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 01, 2026 10:10 PM (97NWC)

41 When the Big Guy croaks, Hunter vs Jill for the loot will be popcorn worthy.

Posted by: davidt at September 01, 2026 10:10 PM (Q+gd/)

42 Great ONT! The dog is no longer sore. He is insane. And it’s bedtime. Cats are displeased with the antics.

Posted by: Piper at September 01, 2026 10:11 PM (ZdaMQ)

43 115 Doof at both ends of the day is more upsetting than the silly commercial.
Posted by: Guess I'll Just Have To Get Used To It at September 01, 2026 11:24 AM (JM9I6)

24 We got Doof in the morning and Doof at night. A surplus, overflow, abundance, we frolic with happiness!
Posted by: Let Joy Be Unconfined! at September 01, 2026 10:06 PM (JM9I6)

Make up your mind!

Posted by: Doof at September 01, 2026 10:11 PM (QLC6i)

44 That Digital Camouflage Hawaiian shirt is UGLY!! Where can I buy one?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 01, 2026 10:11 PM (97NWC)

45 >>Hunter...isn't going away, is he.
*sighs*

Posted by: Archimedes at September 01, 2026 10:09 PM

He's got nothing else to do. He's unemployable, he can't grift anymore, and his credit is no good with the crack dealers.

Posted by: huerfano at September 01, 2026 10:12 PM (2Xqig)

46 Random comment of annoyance:
I've just watched a commercial.that sells.car maintenance insurance. The coverage is.for.cars.no longer covered by a warranty. It features half a dozen "customers" (I'm sure they weren't actors/sarc) describing how they had thousands in repairs covered.
No additional cost to them.
Every single "customer" was a minority.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 01, 2026 10:12 PM (2WIwB)

47 Well, yeah. He's kept chained up in the back room. He's only let out when Ace or the CoBs need him.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 01, 2026 10:08 PM (1Ff7Z)

Did you not notice my promotion?

Posted by: Doof at September 01, 2026 10:12 PM (QLC6i)

48 They're are going to sashay you all back into the closet!

Posted by: Hunter, marginally the gay at September 01, 2026 10:14 PM (R0XxO)

49 Great ONT! The dog is no longer sore. He is insane. And it’s bedtime. Cats are displeased with the antics.
Posted by: Piper at September 01, 2026 10:11 PM (ZdaMQ)

Good to hear that he's all better!

Posted by: Doof at September 01, 2026 10:14 PM (QLC6i)

50
Did you not notice my promotion?
Posted by: Doof at September 01, 2026 10:12

You still don’t get my parking spot.

Posted by: Piper at September 01, 2026 10:14 PM (ZdaMQ)

51 Did you not notice my promotion?

Sure. Pics of water in various states of turmoil, etc. Any buyers yet?

Posted by: LRob in OK at September 01, 2026 10:14 PM (Jr+re)

52 Did you not notice my promotion?
Posted by: Doof at September 01, 2026 10:12 PM (QLC6i)

(blushes)

No, sorry. I didn't know. I'm usually not let in, but someone left the door open tonight and I slipped in. Hence, the fake nose and bushy mustache.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 01, 2026 10:15 PM (1Ff7Z)

53 Hunter Biden's perfect and fake pearly whites definitely put him in the uncanny valley. Along with the rest of his face.

Have they considered that the flinging into space of all those rockets may be affecting the planet's rotation?

Posted by: mindful webworker - observations and inquiries at September 01, 2026 10:15 PM (Cl/mc)

54 Doof, is Sheriff Gahler your Sheriff?

Posted by: Deputy Dawg at September 01, 2026 10:16 PM (JM9I6)

55 When the Big Guy croaks, Hunter vs Jill for the loot will be popcorn worthy.
****

~~Frau Bluecher~~ Herr Doktor Jill will spike Hunter's coke and put him out of our misery.

Posted by: clarence at September 01, 2026 10:17 PM (vqfj6)

56 Posted by: Diogenes at September 01, 2026 10:12 PM (2WIwB)

They are marketing to the financially illiterate and perpetually low income.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 01, 2026 10:17 PM (RIvkX)

57 It's the Doof-meister, the Doof-inator, Mr. Doof his own self! Thanks for the ONT.

Lovely photo up top. Clouds and water are always artful subjects.

Experts and modeling - what would we do without them?

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 01, 2026 10:17 PM (D/6p1)

58 27 I think the Hawaiian shirt link goes to the wrong place.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 01, 2026 10:07 PM

Fixed now - thanks!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 01, 2026 10:17 PM (2Ez/1)

59 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 01, 2026 10:18 PM (sAmhv)

60 Two and a half minutes of Astrud Gilberto.
youtube.com/watch?v=cwPgtzqNN-U

Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 10:18 PM (Jr5Lq)

61 No, sorry. I didn't know. I'm usually not let in, but someone left the door open tonight and I slipped in. Hence, the fake nose and bushy mustache.
Posted by: OrangeEnt

The password is Swordfish.

Posted by: Chico Marx at September 01, 2026 10:19 PM (JM9I6)

62 Did you not notice my promotion?
Posted by: Doof at September 01, 2026 10:12 PM (QLC6i)
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*admires banhammer with engraved initials*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 01, 2026 10:19 PM (RIvkX)

63 They are marketing to the financially illiterate and perpetually low income.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 01, 2026 10:17 PM (RIvkX)

Racist as hell I'm thinking.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 01, 2026 10:19 PM (2WIwB)

64

Hunter Biden spent decades blasted out of his gourd on cocaine and crack, no doubt is a heavy drinker, no doubt has had numerous infections of venereal disease -- and yet his brain still more or less functions normally. Food for thought.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 01, 2026 10:19 PM (VWtfl)

65 I imagine that when she was a teen, the kids would tease her and call her assturd. Kids can be cruel.

Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 10:20 PM (Jr5Lq)

66 Hunter Biden is a drug addict. So anything that helps him get high, well, a hole is a hole. Whatever it takes to scratch that itch. Gay, straight, vacuum cleaner, whatever. He'll run for office, senate or Rep, and probably win. We live in stupid times.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 01, 2026 10:21 PM (sAmhv)

67 Racist as hell I'm thinking.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 01, 2026 10:19 PM (2WIwB)
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That too!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 01, 2026 10:21 PM (RIvkX)

68 patterns: the head-and-shoulders silhouette, the proportions of limbs against a torso, the continuity of a body’s outline against the background.

Yes. Taught this way back before the rise of the machines.

The reason for a "boonie hat" in evasion (escaping an enemy when you're down behind enemy lines) is that it makes the head no longer look exactly like a head. Yes, just putting a floppy big brim on your head ever so slightly confuses the human recognition - in the dark, in camouflage, etc. - of "Hey, that's a person."

It's also a reason for the "mitznefet" the Israeli military issues. It's like a giant sleep cap (the sort certain types of women wear to WalMart) worn over the helmet. Because a helmet just screams "head here!" The mitznefet breaks it up into more of a blob and less of a head shape. (Some use the keffiyeh or shemagh to achieve the same effect.)

Posted by: GWB at September 01, 2026 10:22 PM (kU0PQ)

69 Hunter Biden's perfect and fake pearly whites definitely put him in the uncanny valley. Along with the rest of his face.

His choppers rival the dude on the Trivago travel commercials.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 01, 2026 10:22 PM (2WIwB)

70 They never did tell us whose cocaine that was in the White House.

Posted by: davidt at September 01, 2026 10:22 PM (Q+gd/)

71 >Hunter...isn't going away, is he.
*sighs*

Posted by: Archimedes at September 01, 2026 10:09 PM

Old grifters never die, never die, they just fade away…

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 01, 2026 10:22 PM (97NWC)

72 Doof, is Sheriff Gahler your Sheriff?
Posted by: Deputy Dawg at September 01, 2026 10:16 PM (JM9I6)

He is

Posted by: Doof at September 01, 2026 10:22 PM (QLC6i)

73 Hunter Biden spent decades blasted out of his gourd on cocaine and crack, no doubt is a heavy drinker, no doubt has had numerous infections of venereal disease -- and yet his brain still more or less functions normally. Food for thought.
****

He has the same pharmacologists as Slow Joe.

Posted by: clarence at September 01, 2026 10:23 PM (vqfj6)

74 More than 180 Jewish entertainers rally behind actor Mark Ruffalo in protest letter

We represent the Jew haters that live in our semi Israel hating community.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 01, 2026 10:23 PM (/+uur)

75 Wait.

Doof is a FULL COB NOW? No more (Doof) in the header? He gets a byline?

Shit. I better behave.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 01, 2026 10:23 PM (9Gqch)

76 A little bit gay.

It's like Slick Willy's drug use.

Hunter smokes cock but doesn't inhale.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 01, 2026 10:23 PM (ca8Qt)

77 The password is Swordfish.
Posted by: Chico Marx at September 01, 2026 10:19 PM (JM9I6)

Shit! I was using "Marmalade." No wonder the door wouldn't unlock.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at September 01, 2026 10:23 PM (1Ff7Z)

78 Hunter Biden is an uncouth, savage animal. I don't know why anybody has any interest in him.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 01, 2026 10:23 PM (CQTD8)

79 Hunter Biden....

"I said girl
You know that it's true
I'm a little bit gay
And a little bit you, too"

Posted by: Joemarine at September 01, 2026 10:24 PM (y171U)

80 You still don’t get my parking spot.
Posted by: Piper at September 01, 2026 10:14 PM (ZdaMQ)

That's the kind of employee attitude we like at Doof Enterprises!

Posted by: Doof at September 01, 2026 10:24 PM (QLC6i)

81 OMG! You're not an "Open Blogger" anymore!

Congratulations, Doof! Well deserved promotion!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 01, 2026 10:24 PM (D/6p1)

82 How about a Digital Camouflage boonie hat? Do you think it would work?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 01, 2026 10:25 PM (97NWC)

83 They never did tell us whose cocaine that was in the White House.
Posted by: davidt at September 01, 2026 10:22 PM (Q+gd/)
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It was Dr. Jill's.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 01, 2026 10:25 PM (RIvkX)

84 They never did tell us whose cocaine that was in the White House.
Posted by: davidt

With the Democrats in charge, I'm sure it was impossible to narrow it down. Probably a dozen people snorting a line in the library every day.

Nah, just kidding, It was Hunter's.

Well, half-kidding. I'm sure he shared it with a dozen close friends.

Posted by: mikeski at September 01, 2026 10:25 PM (VHUov)

85 Wait.

Doof is a FULL COB NOW? No more (Doof) in the header? He gets a byline?

Shit. I better behave.
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 01, 2026 10:23 PM (9Gqch)

Yes you better!

Posted by: Doof at September 01, 2026 10:25 PM (QLC6i)

86 Where's this "doof is a COB" showing up? I'm all for it. But what about TRex?

Posted by: LRob in OK at September 01, 2026 10:26 PM (Jr+re)

87 Communism makes life so easy

hate the oppressor
love the oppressed

Notice how many times the oppressed is a Democrat party member that has been in power since about 1980.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 01, 2026 10:26 PM (/+uur)

88 I just put classical music for pets on. This dog is going crazy.

Posted by: Piper at September 01, 2026 10:27 PM (ZdaMQ)

89 OMG! You're not an "Open Blogger" anymore!

Congratulations, Doof! Well deserved promotion!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at September 01, 2026 10:24 PM (D/6p1)

Thank you!

Posted by: Doof at September 01, 2026 10:27 PM (QLC6i)

90 Unlucky: 6th Grader Flunks Geography After Trump Renames Everything In Middle Of Exam
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Deal with it little girl. Growing up during "decolonization" there were new countries and new names all the time.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 01, 2026 10:05 PM (RIvkX)

I can still find Rhodesia on a map. I think.

Posted by: GWB at September 01, 2026 10:28 PM (kU0PQ)

91 REAKING: Hunter Biden says he is a "little bit" gay

I think "a little bit gay" means he's the "receiver".

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 01, 2026 10:28 PM (0Htd1)

92 Why doesn't Hunter just go back to his painting?
He was selling those paintings for big bucks.
Such a gifted artist. I wonder what happened.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at September 01, 2026 10:28 PM (Lo97M)

93 I only suck cock to get the dealer to give me Crack. That's only a little bit gay.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at September 01, 2026 10:28 PM (avzFa)

94 88 I just put classical music for pets on. This dog is going crazy.
Posted by: Piper at September 01, 2026 10:27 PM (ZdaMQ)

milkbone fairy

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 01, 2026 10:29 PM (/+uur)

95 I recognize that spot in the opening photo: it’s the final resting place of the Nazi Submarine U-175.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 01, 2026 10:29 PM (97NWC)

96 OMG! You're not an "Open Blogger" anymore!

Congratulations, Doof! Well deserved promotion!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient

Oh, you're a full-bird CoBnel! Congrats!

Of course, now he has access to the AoSHQ ~~Flock cameras~~ ShowerCams(tm).....

Posted by: mikeski at September 01, 2026 10:29 PM (VHUov)

97 By George, that picture reminds me of Lake Titicaca !

Posted by: J. Peterman at September 01, 2026 10:29 PM (g47mK)

98 Everyone likes Jimmy Buffet to some degree

Posted by: Jus Sayin at September 01, 2026 10:29 PM (J7y21)

99 The 3,300 or so elected County Sheriffs have enormous power and I'm surprised they don't band together to flex it. Only a few places don't have one, NYC for one. The office is enumerated in the Constitution. The State and local police have no such Constitutional protection. In my opinion, State Police become the flunkies, redcaps, and bullies of the Governor.

Posted by: Power To The People, Right On! at September 01, 2026 10:30 PM (JM9I6)

100 But what about TRex?
Posted by: LRob in OK at September 01, 2026 10:26 PM (Jr+re)
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Dino is spending more time with family, pursuing other opportunities, moving on to greener pastures, is no longer with the company, and took a buy out.

/jk of course

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 01, 2026 10:30 PM (RIvkX)

101 I can still find Rhodesia on a map. I think.
Posted by: GWB at September 01, 2026 10:28 PM (kU0PQ)

Dottie was my ridgeback
She hated my cousin Bronson

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 01, 2026 10:30 PM (/+uur)

102 Why is Trump stopping at renaming the Gulf of Mexico? He should also rename Mexico. He could hold a contest, with everyone submitting their choice. Then the person who comes up with the winning new name gets a free 7 day trip to Cancun.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 01, 2026 10:31 PM (0Htd1)

103 >>Oh, the modeling was wrong? First time that's ever happened, right?!?

Fun Fact:

String Theory only works if there are 10 or 11 dimensions.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at September 01, 2026 10:31 PM (XV/Pl)

104 I just put classical music for pets on. This dog is going crazy.
Posted by: Piper

milkbone fairy
Posted by: r hennigantx

Eine Kleine Nyanmusik

Posted by: mikeski at September 01, 2026 10:31 PM (VHUov)

105 98 Everyone likes Jimmy Buffet to some degree
Posted by: Jus Sayin at September 01, 2026 10:29 PM (J7y21)

he died today in 2023

He was touring with the Eagle in 77 or 8

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 01, 2026 10:32 PM (/+uur)

106 Herr Doktor Jill will spike Hunter's coke and put him out of our misery.

Posted by: clarence

They'll write it off as an OD. The perfect crime.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 01, 2026 10:32 PM (ndZc7)

107 I can still find Rhodesia on a map. I think.
Posted by: GWB at September 01, 2026 10:28 PM (kU0PQ)

Yeah, but you can’t buy that map with Rhodesian pounds.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 01, 2026 10:32 PM (97NWC)

108 >>>I only suck cock to get the dealer to give me Crack. That's only a little bit gay.

Posted by: Hunter Biden

>How much cock do you have to suck for $20MM including legal fees?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 01, 2026 10:32 PM (CQTD8)

109 >>>Not sure I understand the "little bit" thing

Hunter only let's his buddies put in the tip.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at September 01, 2026 10:32 PM (syz1S)

110 94 88 I just put classical music for pets on. This dog is going crazy.
Posted by: Piper at September 01, 2026 10:27 PM (ZdaMQ)

milkbone fairy
Posted by: r hennigantx at September

Maybe the shots are turning him into beast as a reaction. He is barking. He never barks. The classical music is not calming him down. He just got chased across the room by a fed up cat. I am turning lights out. Pray for me.

Posted by: Piper at September 01, 2026 10:33 PM (ZdaMQ)

111 Unlucky: 6th Grader Flunks Geography After Trump Renames Everything In Middle Of Exam

The best part of that is the smartass smile on Trump's face.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 01, 2026 10:33 PM (0Htd1)

112 Eine Kleine Nyanmusik
Posted by: mikeski at September 01, 2026 10:31 PM (VHUov)

roughly trans bark dog bark

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 01, 2026 10:33 PM (/+uur)

113 Yes you better!
Posted by: Doof

*takes off shirt*
*jumps on table*
*chugs tequila out of the bottle*
*grabs microphone*

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 01, 2026 10:34 PM (XI1F5)

114 Hunter Biden is an uncouth, savage animal. I don't know why anybody has any interest in him.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 01, 2026 10:23 PM (CQTD

I think primarily because they think that continuing to shove him into our consciousness keeps us from commenting on their hedonism. At least one reason why.

Posted by: GWB at September 01, 2026 10:35 PM (kU0PQ)

115 I just went to Facebook for the first time in a few years. Liberal people I know are really pissed off about the renaming of Lake Ontario. I'm fine with it, but he'd better not rename Lake Michigan to Lake Wisconsin. That would be a step too far.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 01, 2026 10:35 PM (0Htd1)

116 How about a Digital Camouflage boonie hat? Do you think it would work?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 01, 2026 10:25 PM (97NWC)

Can't hurt to try!

Posted by: GWB at September 01, 2026 10:35 PM (kU0PQ)

117 111 Unlucky: 6th Grader Flunks Geography After Trump Renames Everything In Middle Of Exam

The best part of that is the smartass smile on Trump's face.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 01, 2026 10:33 PM (0Htd1)

How could you fail

Trump Canyon
Trump Divided
Trump FOrnia

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 01, 2026 10:36 PM (/+uur)

118 Not everyone who goes to prison is gay. Everyone who comes out is a little gay. Let’s give Hunter the prison experience!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 01, 2026 10:37 PM (97NWC)

119 *takes off shirt*
*jumps on table*
*chugs tequila out of the bottle*
*grabs microphone*
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 01, 2026 10:34 PM (XI1F5)

Practicing for Texas, huh?

Posted by: Doof at September 01, 2026 10:37 PM (QLC6i)

120 Why is Trump stopping at renaming the Gulf of Mexico? He should also rename Mexico. He could hold a contest, with everyone submitting their choice. Then the person who comes up with the winning new name gets a free 7 day trip to Cancun.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 01, 2026 10:31 PM (0Htd1)

I've sent a letter to the President suggesting the Saint Lawrence River be renamed The River of Diogenes. Haven't heard back yet.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 01, 2026 10:37 PM (2WIwB)

121 The Moonlight Barknada.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 01, 2026 10:37 PM (ndZc7)

122 *takes off shirt*
*jumps on table*
*chugs tequila out of the bottle*
*grabs microphone*
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 01, 2026 10:34 PM (XI1F5)

You're still on the ferry aren't you?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 01, 2026 10:39 PM (2WIwB)

123 Practicing for Texas, huh?
Posted by: Doof

WHOOT!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 01, 2026 10:39 PM (XI1F5)

124 Not Trump: America!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 01, 2026 10:39 PM (97NWC)

125 *takes off shirt*
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 01, 2026 10:34 PM (XI1F5)

Woohoo!!!

(Of course, now the Flock cameras can see you.)

Posted by: GWB at September 01, 2026 10:39 PM (kU0PQ)

126 BREAKING: Hunter Biden says he is a "little bit" gay

ANd I am a Little Bit Rock and Roll

Posted by: Confused Donnie at September 01, 2026 10:39 PM (/+uur)

127 nurse, will that stuff require GOOD tequila or just any old stuff?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: LRob in OK at September 01, 2026 10:39 PM (Jr+re)

128 74 More than 180 Jewish entertainers rally behind actor Mark Ruffalo in protest letter

We represent the Jew haters that live in our semi Israel hating community.
Posted by: r hennigantx

I believe it was JJ Sefton who coined the term 'Self gassing Jews'. I apologize if I'm wrong on that.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 01, 2026 10:40 PM (sAmhv)

129 You're still on the ferry aren't you?
Posted by: Diogenes

Hahahahaha! Omg the ferry folks would NOT be surprised if I did that.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 01, 2026 10:40 PM (XI1F5)

130 I don't know why anyone cares about renaming Lake Ontario to Lake America. As far as the Great Lakes go, Lake Ontario is pretty much a big, fat nothing burger. It's almost as insignificant as Lake Erie.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 01, 2026 10:41 PM (0Htd1)

131 I've sent a letter to the President suggesting the Saint Lawrence River be renamed The River of Diogenes. Haven't heard back yet.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 01, 2026 10:37 PM (2WIwB)

Rename LA River River Styx

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 01, 2026 10:41 PM (/+uur)

132 What a conundrum. Which is more gay? Hunter Biden or that Camouflage shirt?

The answer is REM. REM is the most gay.

Posted by: Orson at September 01, 2026 10:41 PM (dIske)

133 H A M E S

make you feel good all under

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 01, 2026 10:41 PM (/+uur)

134 127 nurse, will that stuff require GOOD tequila or just any old stuff?

Asking for a friend.
Posted by: LRob in OK

If there’s lime and salt I won’t know the difference!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 01, 2026 10:42 PM (XI1F5)

135 >Everyone likes Jimmy Buffet to some degree

Posted by: Jus Sayin
-----

Naw, that's not true.

Posted by: Don Black, Senior VP for Product Development, ACME Corp at September 01, 2026 10:42 PM (ZxPkt)

136 More than 180 Jewish entertainers rally behind actor Mark Ruffalo in protest letter

We represent the Jew haters that live in our semi Israel hating community.
Posted by: r hennigantx

The Lemmings branch of the tribe.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 01, 2026 10:42 PM (ndZc7)

137 Why is Trump stopping at renaming the Gulf of Mexico? He should also rename Mexico. He could hold a contest, with everyone submitting their choice. Then the person who comes up with the winning new name gets a free 7 day trip to Cancun.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 01, 2026 10:31 PM (0Htd1)

If Canada is America's hat, Mexico is America's...

Posted by: Methos, inauthentic X-bot account at September 01, 2026 10:42 PM (vSvIl)

138 Come Monday is a real good song

Posted by: 496 at September 01, 2026 10:43 PM (0K2fJ)

139 130 I don't know why anyone cares about renaming Lake Ontario to Lake America. As far as the Great Lakes go, Lake Ontario is pretty much a big, fat nothing burger. It's almost as insignificant as Lake Erie.
Posted by: nerdygirl

What? Those Rust Belt paradises of Buffalo, Cleveland, Erie, and Toledo reside along those beautiful shores!! Hrumph!!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 01, 2026 10:43 PM (sAmhv)

140 What a conundrum. Which is more gay? Hunter Biden or that Camouflage shirt?

The answer is REM. REM is the most gay.
Posted by: Orson at September 01, 2026 10:41 PM (dIske)

*slides ABBA CD under the couch*

Posted by: Diogenes at September 01, 2026 10:44 PM (2WIwB)

141 Nerdygirl:
Lake Ontario has, uh, Rochester? and Toronto. Niagra Falls is near it! So there, smartypants!!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 01, 2026 10:45 PM (sAmhv)

142 If Canada is America's hat, Mexico is America's...
Posted by: Methos

Chaps?

Because Florida is America's Wang, and Mexico is below/behind Florida, but never touches it.....

Posted by: mikeski at September 01, 2026 10:45 PM (VHUov)

143 Canada= Snow Mexicans

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 01, 2026 10:45 PM (XI1F5)

144 I believe it was JJ Sefton who coined the term 'Self gassing Jews'. I apologize if I'm wrong on that.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 01, 2026 10:40 PM (sAmhv)

ROLL DOWN A WINDOW

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 01, 2026 10:46 PM (/+uur)

145 Ever been to Toledo? I have. Tony Packo's. I don't remember anything else.

Posted by: Don Black, Senior VP for Product Development, ACME Corp at September 01, 2026 10:47 PM (ZxPkt)

146 Ed Markey beat Seth Moulton. Why can't they both lose? They are both especially cretinous and wicked vile.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 01, 2026 10:49 PM (RIvkX)

147 Niagra Falls is near it! So there, smartypants!!
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 01, 2026 10:45 PM (sAmhv)

Niagara Falls! Slowly I turned. Inch by inch...
https://shorturl.at/gHGsV

Posted by: GWB at September 01, 2026 10:49 PM (kU0PQ)

148 He'll run for office, senate or Rep, and probably win. We live in stupid times.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up
---

If he didn't have such a public profile he would have a better chance at prezzy than Governor Greaseup.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 01, 2026 10:50 PM (VPNgR)

149 If Canada is America's hat, Mexico is America's...
Posted by: Methos

Chaps?

Because Florida is America's Wang, and Mexico is below/behind Florida, but never touches it.....
Posted by: mikeski at September 01, 2026 10:45 PM (VHUov)

That makes way too much sense, and you've put way too much brain power into it. Have another beer on me.

Posted by: GWB at September 01, 2026 10:51 PM (kU0PQ)

150 Thanks for the ONT, Doof-- and congrats on your promotion to Full-fledged COB!

Posted by: JQ at September 01, 2026 10:52 PM (rdVOm)

151 Once again, I keep hearing about these "Great Lakes". We are the Rustbelt Riviera, come see Historic Love Canal!

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at September 01, 2026 10:52 PM (r7+Q7)

152 *1970s scrolling Greatest Hits late night Greatest Hit Album Scrolling Song List*

I am Canada, Here me Strong

Canada, oh Canada, I still hear your sea winds blowin'
I still see her dark eyes glowin'
She was 12 when I left

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 01, 2026 10:53 PM (/+uur)

153 >>>If Canada is America's hat, Mexico is America's...

Fartclam?

Posted by: JQ at September 01, 2026 10:53 PM (rdVOm)

154 Thanks for the ONT, Doof-- and congrats on your promotion to Full-fledged COB!
Posted by: JQ at September 01, 2026 10:52 PM (rdVOm)

Howdy and thanks!

Posted by: Doof at September 01, 2026 10:54 PM (QLC6i)

155 Hi JQ!

I hope you had a nice visit with hubs. It’s cooling down here. Getting rain tomorrow and heading your way.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 01, 2026 10:54 PM (XI1F5)

156 Everyone likes Jimmy Buffet to some degree

===

to 0 degree, right here

Posted by: runner at September 01, 2026 10:54 PM (g47mK)

157
That little hiccup of earth speeding up looks to be over, and no negative leap second will loom by 2029. If it kept that up, we would've needed one. As it is, we've gone about 10 years without needed a regular positive leap second, and we won't need another one for a while.

They've decided to eliminate leap seconds by 2035, but haven't come up with the scheme to replace the current UTC definition yet.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 01, 2026 10:55 PM (w6EFb)

158 If Canada is America's hat, Mexico is America's...
****

...toilet. And it has been way too long between cleanings.

Posted by: clarence at September 01, 2026 10:55 PM (vqfj6)

159 I thought the Moon was affecting the Earth's rotational speed.

And didn't that airburst over Russia some years back affect the speed also?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 10:55 PM (2GVsD)

160 A sunken Jap u-boat > Yacht Rock

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 01, 2026 10:56 PM (RIvkX)

161 Listening to The HU, now. Not sure why this ONT made me drift there....

https://t.ly/KznCN

Posted by: GWB at September 01, 2026 10:56 PM (kU0PQ)

162 I believe it was JJ Sefton who coined the term 'Self gassing Jews'. I apologize if I'm wrong on that.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 01, 2026 10:40 PM (sAmhv)

A A Ron
Put down the Gefilte fish

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 01, 2026 10:56 PM (/+uur)

163 Hi, nurse!

Yes, today was a good day with hubby. Sat on his bed & watched a couple episodes of The Rifleman with him, after lunch.

Posted by: JQ at September 01, 2026 10:57 PM (rdVOm)

164 Trump should rename every MLK Jr Blvd back to what it was before the libs set about destroying the country. They can keep their shitty MLK schools though.

Posted by: Ripley at September 01, 2026 10:57 PM (PTDkx)

165 Everyone likes Jimmy Buffet to some degree

===

to 0 degree, right here

Posted by: runner at September 01, 2026 10:54 PM (g47mK)

Yeah, same here.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 01, 2026 10:58 PM (S41Gd)

166 143 Canada= Snow Mexicans
Posted by: nurse ratched

As a Michigander, I have to be careful about insulting Canada. Detroit is across the river from Windsor. And Canadians might just get snotty and say, "Oh yeah, DETROIT!" There's no good come back once they bring up Detroit.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 01, 2026 10:58 PM (0Htd1)

167 The answer is REM. REM is the most gay.

Pretty sure Soft Cell was more gay than REM.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 01, 2026 10:58 PM (+9wcF)

168 "They've decided to eliminate leap seconds by 2035"

Y2.035K! Nine years left to fix all the software.

Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 10:59 PM (Jr5Lq)

169 to 0 degree, right here
Posted by: runner at September 01, 2026 10:54 PM (g47mK)

Lovey Cruise
Coast of Marsaieles

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 01, 2026 10:59 PM (/+uur)

170 The Imperial Japanese Navy had I and RO boats which came in various classes and tonnages.

The I-400 class with their Seiran seaplanes, three per sub, being super subs that dwarfed pre-war cruiser subs like Nautilus or Surcouf. Thankfully the war ended before they could attack the Panama Canal.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 10:59 PM (2GVsD)

171 Agnew’s modeling suggested the reckoning would have arrived around 2026, but the ice-melt braking pushed it back. Without the effect of melting ice, Earth would need that negative leap second in 2026 instead of 2029, Agnew calculated.

Something dynamic equilibrium something and we wouldn't even notice if we were still using sundials etc

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 01, 2026 11:00 PM (C0Nlv)

172 Those Rust Belt paradises of Buffalo, Cleveland, Erie, and Toledo reside along those beautiful shores!! Hrumph!!
Posted by: Puddleglum

So maybe call Erie "Lake Steamer"?

Posted by: 88C+u remembers when it caught fire at September 01, 2026 11:00 PM (88C+u)

173 Trump should rename every MLK Jr Blvd back to what it was before the libs set about destroying the country. They can keep their shitty MLK schools though.

Posted by: Ripley at September 01, 2026 10:57 PM (PTDkx)

Well if he did that it would be like removing the signs to a minefield. People need to know what areas to avoid. I never saw an area with an MLK Blvd that looked like Beverly hills. Beirut maybe. Seeing an MLK Blvd means stay the fuck away.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 01, 2026 11:02 PM (S41Gd)

174 I picked up a new recliner at the furniture store today. It came in a big box, some assembly will be required. The kid at the store had no trouble rolling the box downhill from the loading dock into the bed of my pickup with a furniture dolly.

Skipping over minor misadventures with a plastic tarp and scattered rain showers, I got it home. The box only weighs 120 lbs, so wrestling it out of the truck in a controlled fall was no problem.

What is a problem is that the box will not fit through any door in the house. I will have to open the box, bring the assorted pieces inside, then assemble them in place. It's now dark, my back hurts, and it looks like rain.

The box is now sitting on my covered patio, wrapped in a tarp, with dunnage under it. It was glaring at me through the glass patio door, so I had to shut the drapes.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at September 01, 2026 11:02 PM (gvBhq)

175 180?

JINOs.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 11:02 PM (2GVsD)

176 More than 180 Jewish entertainers rally behind actor Mark Ruffalo in protest letter

We represent the Jew haters that live in our semi Israel hating community.
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 01, 2026 10:23 PM (/+uur)

They are the ones that decry the Mossad's efforts to steal the election from Kamala.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 01, 2026 11:02 PM (rbvCR)

177 164 Trump should rename every MLK Jr Blvd back to what it was before the libs set about destroying the country. They can keep their shitty MLK schools though.
Posted by: Ripley at September 01, 2026 10:57 PM (PTDkx)

Nah.

It's a public safety issue. You hear MLK and know you need to steer clear.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 01, 2026 11:03 PM (ca8Qt)

178 Shorter Agnew - "I need more funding to keep my phony job!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 11:03 PM (2GVsD)

179 It was glaring at me through the glass patio door,

Sorry, Spudboy, but laughed pretty hard about it. Just think how comfy it will be "soon"!!

Posted by: LRob in OK at September 01, 2026 11:04 PM (Jr+re)

180 Great news about neighbor Kathy!

She's okay, slight cardiac blockage but Dr. not worried about it-- chest pains were not heart-related but upper respiratory infection & she's now on antibiotic, feeling much better.

Posted by: JQ at September 01, 2026 11:04 PM (rdVOm)

181 ...Thank you all for praying for Kathy!

Posted by: JQ at September 01, 2026 11:04 PM (rdVOm)

182 Everyone likes Jimmy Buffet to some degree

One of my HS buddies loved him to pieces. She even moved into one of his resort/retirement communities.

During HS and college she was a raging alcoholic.

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 01, 2026 11:05 PM (01XUU)

183 They've decided to eliminate leap seconds by 2035, but haven't come up with the scheme to replace the current UTC definition yet.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
----------

GMT+

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 01, 2026 11:05 PM (VPNgR)

184 I'm still not sure who Mark Ruffalo is. Has he actually been in any movies or tv shows?

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 01, 2026 11:05 PM (0Htd1)

185 Pretty sure Soft Cell was more gay than REM.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at September 01, 2026 10:58 PM (+9wcF)

It is like no one remembers The Cure or New Order

Posted by: Kindltot at September 01, 2026 11:05 PM (rbvCR)

186 >> I thought the Moon was affecting the Earth's rotational speed.

It is. Tidal torque. The earth's orbital angular momentum is being transferred to the Moon, throwing it in a higher orbit. Based on the lunar recession rate from lunar laser ranging, the tidal slowing should be 2.3 - 2.4 ms/century.

But, over the past few hundred years, that average rate is about 1.7 - 1.8 ms/cy. Most of that difference is isostatic rebound after the last glacial maximum.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 01, 2026 11:06 PM (w6EFb)

187 "I'm still not sure who Mark Ruffalo is. Has he actually been in any movies or tv shows?"

First I saw him was in "Foxcatcher."

Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 11:07 PM (Jr5Lq)

188 If Canada is America's hat, Mexico is America's...
Posted by: Methos, inauthentic X-bot account at September 01, 2026 10:42 PM (vSvIl)

That’s just what it smells like!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 01, 2026 11:07 PM (97NWC)

189 184 I'm still not sure who Mark Ruffalo is. Has he actually been in any movies or tv shows?
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 01, 2026 11:05 PM (0Htd1)

I am green with envy

Posted by: HULK at September 01, 2026 11:07 PM (/+uur)

190 more than 180

I was told Jews could do maths

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 01, 2026 11:08 PM (/+uur)

191 OK, renaming MLK Blvd might be a bad idea. Can he at least give back sports team like the Washington Commanders their real name?

Posted by: Ripley at September 01, 2026 11:08 PM (PTDkx)

192 >> And didn't that airburst over Russia some years back affect the speed also?

You're probably thinking of some of those massive earthquakes, like the one that caused the Fukushima mess. The mass redistribution from those does change earth's rotation enough to be measurable.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 01, 2026 11:08 PM (w6EFb)

193 It's a public safety issue. You hear MLK and know you need to steer clear.
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 01, 2026 11:03 PM (ca8Qt)

Know where you’re hated.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 01, 2026 11:09 PM (97NWC)

194 So when MLK is renamed do you riot and murder North or SOuth of the Street?

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 01, 2026 11:10 PM (/+uur)

195
That should be the earth's *rotational* angular momentum is being transferred to the Moon's orbital angular momentum.

This is type of tidal spin-orbit coupling.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 01, 2026 11:10 PM (w6EFb)

196 Mark Carney Says He will Start Trade Talks Again Once "Americans stop making memes"

hahaha

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 01, 2026 11:11 PM (/+uur)

197 So will that AI shirt pattern work as a wrap for my car to beat the Flock cameras?

Posted by: Governor Brylcream at September 01, 2026 11:12 PM (chERV)

198 It looks like YouTube has shadow banned Sykbrows' newest video Zuckerwars so all that is popping up are reactions.

https://youtu.be/CHpgoV_qGrg

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 11:12 PM (2GVsD)

199 Map Shows NFL Teams With Male Cheerleaders Amid Online Scrutiny.

*thinks about seriously non funny joke*

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 01, 2026 11:13 PM (/+uur)

200 184 I'm still not sure who Mark Ruffalo is. Has he actually been in any movies or tv shows?

Posted by: nerdygirl
---

Podcaster, he must be.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 01, 2026 11:13 PM (VPNgR)

201 33 For men at least there is no being "a little bit gay"

You either aren't or go, uh, full hog.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2026 10:08 PM (sKqQm)

There is a standard theory of No Bisexuals that goes like this: everyone likes a pretty girl. So, there are plenty of LUGs (lesbian until graduation) and closeted fathers out there. But guys are grody, and it takes the specific, biologically driven libido of a homosexual man or a heterosexual woman to want to be with a dude, so that's what all 'bisexuals' are.

The debate rages within the Alphabet Mafia itself, so I don't expect to resolve it here. I'm not even taking a position, just presenting the (plausible) argument.

Posted by: SciVo at September 01, 2026 11:13 PM (ke3zm)

202 Thanks Publius.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 11:14 PM (2GVsD)

203 Calling it a night! Thanks for the entertainment and a great ONT commentary.

Posted by: LRob in OK at September 01, 2026 11:17 PM (Jr+re)

204
Here's a timeanddate page on the earth rotational data:

https://t.ly/xEpED

Scroll down and they've got a graph going back to the early 1800s. You'll see the last little speed up was nothing much compared to the speed up around the 1870s. It was spinning about 3 ms faster then, but by 1900-1910 had slowed down about 4 ms slower.

The 2020 speed up was the first time the excess LOD has gone negative since the atomic clock era.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 01, 2026 11:17 PM (w6EFb)

205 cowgirls
viqueens
falqueens
Buffalo grils
Broncas
Teaxans
48 49ers whatever

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 01, 2026 11:18 PM (/+uur)

206 Posted by: nerdygirl
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Podcaster, he must be.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 01, 2026 11:13 PM (VPNgR)

hulk

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 01, 2026 11:18 PM (/+uur)

207 Mark Carney Says He will Start Trade Talks Again Once "Americans stop making memes"

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That won't backfire at all.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 01, 2026 11:19 PM (ndZc7)

208 161 Listening to The HU, now. Not sure why this ONT made me drift there....

https://t.ly/KznCN

Posted by: GWB at September 01, 2026 10:56 PM (kU0PQ)

My favorite HU video:

https://tinyurl.com/3enyezzm

Posted by: javems at September 01, 2026 11:19 PM (zFsEm)

209 You can't unsuck a dick. Once you do, gay.

Posted by: Reforger at September 01, 2026 11:19 PM (7YTm2)

210 I think I saw a movie with Mark Ruffalo but I can't remember. I could pick him out of a line up as I do unfortunately know what he looks like. He's the one who looks bloated and goofy; like he was left too long underwater and started to macerate. Probably fails at dating or did. I know I would not go out with him even if he said he was famous and rich.

My husband, who does not limp and is a former long distance runner for 4 decades now has a torn tendon in his hip. Because getting older is not for the faint of heart, even for athletes. It hardly hurts but he had a MRI and wow we were not expecting this.

I guess ortho surgery may be in his future and have already chosen the doc to call tomorrow. We have lots of stairs. I have even planned where to put a bed in the family room as I don't mess around and go to the worst possible scenario for everything.

He's only had minor surgery before on a thumb he cut a tendon.

We will find out soonish about something we did not see on the horizon. Hopefully with a scope if needed. It's a complete tear so I doubt he will escape surgery.

*It's always something.
Rosann Rosanadana

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 01, 2026 11:20 PM (hzuYO)

211 Carney needs to stop snorting coke off Winnie the Xi's a$$.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 11:20 PM (2GVsD)

212 207 Mark Carney Says He will Start Trade Talks Again Once "Americans stop making memes"

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That won't backfire at all.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 01, 2026 11:19 PM (ndZc7)

Small hands. Smells of cabbage.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at September 01, 2026 11:21 PM (ca8Qt)

213
196 Mark Carney Says He will Start Trade Talks Again Once "Americans stop making memes"

hahaha
Posted by: r hennigantx at September 01, 2026 11:11 PM (/+uur)

From last thread:

https://x.com/dingleberry2786/status/
2094946384637989325

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 01, 2026 11:21 PM (97NWC)

214
Here a wiki graph from the IERS data since 1962, when the atomic clock measuring started. This is much more precise than the 19th century data, which is based on ephemeris time, tied to the accuracy of astronomical observations (which have to be damned precise for this purpose):

https://t.ly/qJZyl

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 01, 2026 11:22 PM (w6EFb)

215 204 Very precise measurements, even those made manually in an era with cruder chronographs and no photography. Per the link:

"However, telescopic timings of stellar occultations by the Moon provide information about the Earth's rotation going back to the 17th century."

Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 11:22 PM (Jr5Lq)

216 I'm still not sure who Mark Ruffalo is.

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Short lived TV series from the Grizzly Adams era?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at September 01, 2026 11:23 PM (ndZc7)

217 200 184 I'm still not sure who Mark Ruffalo is. Has he actually been in any movies or tv shows?

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He's one of those guys you look at and wonder, why the f*ck is this guy even a celebrity? If he worked in the paint department at Home Depot he would be completely invisible.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 01, 2026 11:24 PM (++7nR)

218 >> information about the Earth's rotation going back to the 17th century."

Yep, there is usable data back to the early 1600s. Not as precise as the 19th century, but still somewhat usable, although you have to be aware of the large error bars.

I'm too lazy to dig that up, IERS used to have it own their web site buried somewhere. But anyway, it shows a curious rotational speed up right before the Maunder Minimum, and the Little Ice Age kicked it. Very interesting correlations. But again, the error bars are large there.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 01, 2026 11:25 PM (w6EFb)

219 210 I think I saw a movie with Mark Ruffalo but I can't remember.
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Thought he's a podcaster.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 01, 2026 11:25 PM (VPNgR)

220 I'm still not sure who Mark Ruffalo is. Has he actually been in any movies or tv shows?

Posted by: nerdygirl

You're in good company. I have no clue who the hell he is either.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 01, 2026 11:26 PM (S41Gd)

221 Art Carney > Mark Carney

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 01, 2026 11:26 PM (++7nR)

222 Circus carney > Mark Carney

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 11:27 PM (2GVsD)

223 Make memes, not war:

https://x.com/dingleberry2786/status/2094946384637989325

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 01, 2026 11:28 PM (97NWC)

224
I'm still not sure who Mark Ruffalo is.
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Short lived TV series from the Grizzly Adams era?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Ruffalo and the Buffalo lived on the other side of the valley.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 01, 2026 11:28 PM (Cqx++)

225 I'm still not sure who Mark Ruffalo is.
Posted by: nerdygirl

Ruffle-Os were a very short-lived attempt at a potato-based breakfast cereal.

Posted by: mikeski at September 01, 2026 11:28 PM (VHUov)

226 212 207 Mark Carney Says He will Start Trade Talks Again Once "Americans stop making memes"

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*looks at Canada*

Meh, we'll stick with the memes.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 01, 2026 11:28 PM (++7nR)

227 Every single "customer" was a minority.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 01, 2026 10:12 PM (2WIwB)

Maybe that's an implicit acknowledgement that white people are smart enough to not buy the product?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 01, 2026 11:28 PM (1z8ji)

228 225 Ha!

Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 11:29 PM (Jr5Lq)

229 I'm still not sure who Mark Ruffalo is. Has he actually been in any movies or tv shows?

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He's one of those guys you look at and wonder, why the f*ck is this guy even a celebrity? If he worked in the paint department at Home Depot he would be completely invisible.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 01, 2026 11:24 PM (++7nR)
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That was a well deserved verbal shellacking.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 01, 2026 11:29 PM (V6c7t)

230 Mark Carney Says He will Start Trade Talks Again Once "Americans stop making memes"

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*looks at Canada*

Meh, we'll stick with the memes.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 01, 2026 11:28 PM (++7nR)

Funny shit. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 01, 2026 11:29 PM (S41Gd)

231

102 Why is Trump stopping at renaming the Gulf of Mexico? He should also rename Mexico. He could hold a contest, with everyone submitting their choice. Then the person who comes up with the winning new name gets a free 7 day trip to Cancun.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 01, 2026 10:31 PM

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Winning entry: Beaner McBeanerface.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 01, 2026 11:31 PM (VWtfl)

232 somewhere. But anyway, it shows a curious rotational speed up right before the Maunder Minimum, and the Little Ice Age kicked it. Very interesting correlations. But again, the error bars are large there.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 01, 2026 11:25 PM (w6EFb)

Packing ice at the poles and draining water from the equator could do a little ice skater’s pirouette on the Earth.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 01, 2026 11:31 PM (97NWC)

233 Rename Mexico in honor of the Virgin Mary.

Maryland.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 11:32 PM (2GVsD)

234 Ducking tornadoes and hail yet again. It wouldn't be September in Iowa without the threat of those!

Posted by: pookysgirl, keeping a weather eye out at September 01, 2026 11:32 PM (Wt5PA)

235 I wonder what happening to the Earth’s spin rate say after the Younger Dryas?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 01, 2026 11:32 PM (97NWC)

236 Anakin: Mark Carney Says He will Start Trade Talks Again Once "Americans stop making memes"

Padme: So we'll stop, right?

Anakin: * stares *

Padme: .....so we'll stop, right?

Posted by: mikeski doesn't think it deserves the actual meme at September 01, 2026 11:33 PM (VHUov)

237 I wonder what happening to the Earth’s spin rate say after the Younger Dryas?

Taylor Lorenz was rolling in the pampas with a mastodon.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 11:33 PM (2GVsD)

238 If you need a good laugh Insty has a video of the Philadelphia Eagles male cheerleader. Gayest of the gay.

Posted by: Tuna at September 01, 2026 11:33 PM (lJ0H4)

239 235 I wonder what happening to the Earth’s spin rate say after the Younger Dryas?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 01, 2026 11:32 PM (97NWC)

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As do we all.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 01, 2026 11:34 PM (++7nR)

240 The Virgin of Guadalupe is the Patron Saint of Mexico.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 01, 2026 11:34 PM (97NWC)

241 Mark Carney Says He will Start Trade Talks Again Once "Americans stop making memes"
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"And the Lord did grin"

Posted by: 496 at September 01, 2026 11:34 PM (EWlvz)

242 2019

The actual number of unarmed Black people killed by cops that year, per the Washington Post? Twelve.

Next Number

In 2022 and 2023, the United States had over 1.5 million more excess deaths compared to other high-income countries, findings that the researchers say reflect a "protracted health crisis" in the country.

No, Blacks did not kill 1.5 million after Michael Brown, it was more like 20,000.

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 01, 2026 11:35 PM (/+uur)

243 Everyone likes Jimmy Buffet to some degree
Posted by: Jus Sayin at September 01, 2026 10:29 PM (J7y21)

I enjoyed his music. Little bit country, little bit rock and roll. Good times music. Some serious reflective ballads, too. Some folks here have a real hate on for him. Just cannot see that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 01, 2026 11:35 PM (1z8ji)

244 I guess my joke was too meta.

*sighs*

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 11:35 PM (2GVsD)

245 Nitter should do a deal with Musk allowing him to credit viewers as valid hits so that he may enumerate them to advertisers.
X is a public service, there's some law about that.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 01, 2026 11:35 PM (VPNgR)

246 Aww... my neighbors across the road just brought over a little gift: Chocolate oatmeal cookies and a pound each of elk- and deer- burger.

Awesome! They are so cool!

Posted by: JQ at September 01, 2026 11:37 PM (rdVOm)

247 I wonder what happening to the Earth’s spin rate say after the Younger Dryas?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 01, 2026 11:32 PM (97NWC)

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As do we all.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at September 01, 2026 11:34 PM (++7nR)

I can't breath...lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 01, 2026 11:37 PM (S41Gd)

248 Shirts should be called 'Razzle Dazzle'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2026 11:37 PM (XeU6L)

249 In 2022 and 2023, the United States had over 1.5 million more excess deaths
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How many deaths did we have that were not in excess?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 01, 2026 11:37 PM (VPNgR)

250 Yeah, but you can’t buy that map with Rhodesian pounds.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 01, 2026 10:32 PM (97NWC)

Heh. Try buying it with Zimbabwe dollars. Or simoleons, whatever they use. It would take a carload to buy a piece of bubblegum.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 01, 2026 11:37 PM (1z8ji)

251 >> Packing ice at the poles and draining water from the equator could do a little ice skater’s pirouette on the Earth.

That is very fascinating, and it turns out it works just the opposite of how you would naively think it should. You would think moving water mass from the equator to ice at the poles would lower the moment of inertia and speed the earth up, and when the ice sheets melt, it should slow the earth down.

And it does behave that way over the short term. But over the long term, you have isostatic adjustment, and the result in an icehouse earth with large ice sheets becomes more oblate than a "hothouse" earth with no ice sheets.

So ice age earth is a slower earth.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 01, 2026 11:38 PM (w6EFb)

252 So the theme of the music is 'A little bit gay'?

Thanks for the ONT.

Maybe a lot for the Bee Gees there.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 11:39 PM (Y/06r)

253 also, what is their definition of 'excess deaths.'

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 11:39 PM (2GVsD)

254 I've sent a letter to the President suggesting the Saint Lawrence River be renamed The River of Diogenes. Haven't heard back yet.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 01, 2026 10:37 PM (2WIwB)

How about the "Sewer of Toronto"?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 01, 2026 11:40 PM (1z8ji)

255 253 also, what is their definition of 'excess deaths.'
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 11:39 PM (2GVsD)

Deaths not planned for in the Five Year Plan, comrade!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 11:40 PM (Y/06r)

256 I just watched a 1963 Studebaker commercial for the Lark Daytona Skytop, featuring Zsa Zsa Gabor. It was a hoot. AOP, have you seen it?

Posted by: On Youtube at September 01, 2026 11:41 PM (JM9I6)

257 Random comment of annoyance:
I've just watched a commercial.that sells.car maintenance insurance. The coverage is.for.cars.no longer covered by a warranty. It features half a dozen "customers" (I'm sure they weren't actors/sarc) describing how they had thousands in repairs covered.
No additional cost to them.
Every single "customer" was a minority.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 01, 2026 10:12 PM (2WIwB)

I’ve decided to count any advertising presented to me by someone who doesn’t look like me as a negative. I want representation.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 01, 2026 11:41 PM (97NWC)

258 I don't know why anyone cares about renaming Lake Ontario to Lake America. As far as the Great Lakes go, Lake Ontario is pretty much a big, fat nothing burger. It's almost as insignificant as Lake Erie.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 01, 2026 10:41 PM (0Htd1)

You got your Great Lakes, and your not so great Lakes. Ontario and Erie are the latter.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 01, 2026 11:42 PM (1z8ji)

259 Zimbabwe, last I heard, was using U.S. dollars.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 01, 2026 11:42 PM (97NWC)

260 Come Monday is a real good song
Posted by: 496 at September 01, 2026 10:43 PM (0K2fJ)

It is.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 01, 2026 11:43 PM (1z8ji)

261 Anakin: Mark Carney Says He will Start Trade Talks Again Once "Americans stop making memes"

Padme: So we'll stop, right?

Anakin: * stares *

Padme: .....so we'll stop, right?
Posted by: mikeski doesn't think it deserves the actual meme at September 01, 2026 11:33 PM (VHUov)

Dr Evil on the phone: Mark Carney Says He will Start Trade Talks Again Once Americans stop making memes

Frau Farbissina:

Release the memes!!

Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 01, 2026 11:43 PM (nbLIj)

262 Packing ice at the poles
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 01, 2026 11:31 PM (97NWC)

Given the bit about Hunter, above, I should say, "Phrasing?"

Posted by: GWB at September 01, 2026 11:44 PM (kU0PQ)

263 You won't believe what they found at the bottom of me.

Posted by: Lake Tahoe at September 01, 2026 11:44 PM (7YTm2)

264 Mark Carney as Cartman yelling, "respect my authoritay!!!!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 11:44 PM (2GVsD)

265 Canada has a bunch of lakes further north that rival the Great Lakes. They’re just so far north, not a lot of USAians have seen them.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 01, 2026 11:45 PM (97NWC)

266
Re Classy Tony Romo, one Xer said that a better statement from him would have said, “DWI has killed scores of innocent human beings, and no one should be spared any mercy from doing something so blatantly irresponsible and preventable."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 01, 2026 11:45 PM (mmrXZ)

267 "isostatic adjustment"

Don't overdo it! What rotational speed would make the Earth burst like an oversped flywheel?

Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 11:46 PM (Jr5Lq)

268 Re Classy Tony Romo, one Xer said that a better statement from him would have said, “DWI has killed scores of innocent human beings, and no one should be spared any mercy from doing something so blatantly irresponsible and preventable."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 01, 2026 11:45 PM (mmrXZ)

So, she wanted public self excoriation. A display of contrition. Plucked out his own eye?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 11:47 PM (Y/06r)

269 I'm still not sure who Mark Ruffalo is.
Posted by: nerdygirl

Ruffle-Os were a very short-lived attempt at a potato-based breakfast cereal.
Posted by: mikeski at September 01, 2026 11:28 PM (VHUov)

We'll try it!

Posted by: The Irish at September 01, 2026 11:47 PM (NZPfR)

270 267 "isostatic adjustment"

Don't overdo it! What rotational speed would make the Earth burst like an oversped flywheel?
Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 11:46 PM (Jr5Lq)

If we redirected a comet to hit Mars, what would happen?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 11:47 PM (Y/06r)

271 >> 235 I wonder what happening to the Earth’s spin rate say after the Younger Dryas?
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As do we all.

And then there's the Bølling-Allerød to worry about, not to mention the great Eemian.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 01, 2026 11:48 PM (w6EFb)

272 You won't believe what they found at the bottom of me.
Posted by: Lake Tahoe
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A colony of angry river otters?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2026 11:48 PM (XeU6L)

273 I can only think of him from the Avenger's movies. I cannot think of anything else I have seen him in.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 11:48 PM (Y/06r)

274 Nerdygirl:
Lake Ontario has, uh, Rochester? and Toronto. Niagra Falls is near it! So there, smartypants!!
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at September 01, 2026 10:45 PM (sAmhv)

So Lake America should expect a visit from zombie Jack Benny?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 01, 2026 11:48 PM (qx7Zg)

275 Four minutes of Ahmad Jamal.
youtube.com/watch?v=7LKdM7fwPIg

Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 11:48 PM (Jr5Lq)

276 Carney needs to stop snorting coke off Winnie the Xi's a$$.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 11:20 PM (2GVsD)

Eh? He's sucking China's dick. Deranged faggot he is.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 01, 2026 11:49 PM (1z8ji)

277 Might as well ask what would happen if a comet struck Stacey Abrams.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 11:49 PM (2GVsD)

278 "If we redirected a comet to hit Mars, what would happen?"

Elon Musk would shit a brick.

Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 11:49 PM (Jr5Lq)

279 30 days, 5600 miles, 9 states (not counting brief incursions into Illinois and Mississippi), 3 National Parks, 3 Buc-ee's visits, 3 laundry runs, multiple 100+ degree days, 5 thunderstorms including one fallen branch on camper, a lifetime of memories.....and we're home!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 01, 2026 11:50 PM (QGaXH)

280 And then there's the Bølling-Allerød to worry about, not to mention the great Eemian.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 01, 2026 11:48 PM (w6EFb)
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"All perfectly true, no doubt, but not the sort of thing to spring on a lad with a morning head!"

B. Wooster

Posted by: 496 at September 01, 2026 11:50 PM (JQ6N+)

281 Looking at IMDB, I have seen him in a few things but did not remember:

Windtalkers
Due South

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 11:50 PM (Y/06r)

282 >> What rotational speed would make the Earth burst like an oversped flywheel?

A lot more than we have now. We're nowhere near the Jacobi bifurcation point, much less the Poincaré bifurcation point.

:-)

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 01, 2026 11:51 PM (w6EFb)

283 In old Hollywood, Mark Ruffalo would be labeled a 'character actor.'

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 11:51 PM (2GVsD)

284 283 In old Hollywood, Mark Ruffalo would be labeled a 'character actor.'
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 11:51 PM (2GVsD)

With no real character.

It actually seems almost insulting to great character actors. Like Robert Loggia.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 11:52 PM (Y/06r)

285 ....and we're home!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at September 01, 2026 11:50 PM (QGaXH
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Every year during the tour de France I imagine how good those racers' own beds are going to feel when they finally get home. I bet you can't wait

Posted by: 496 at September 01, 2026 11:52 PM (/2KcO)

286 Hasn't the Earth suffered two massive impacts? One of which birthed the Moon?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 11:52 PM (2GVsD)

287 The best thing to do with Hunter Biden is convince him that he's the reincarnation of Charles DeGaulle, dress him appropriately, and send him to either Ukraine or Russia to run their war. Ok, Iran could be a candidate.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 01, 2026 11:53 PM (qx7Zg)

288 Knowing Eddie “Rochester” Anderson from the Jack Benny Show is dating yourself. But so am I. Did you know he first spoke up on the show in 1937?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 01, 2026 11:53 PM (97NWC)

289 Aetius

How about 'bit player' then?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 11:54 PM (2GVsD)

290
At the Jacobi point, things go triaxial.

At the Poincaré point, things go pear shaped. Literally.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 01, 2026 11:54 PM (w6EFb)

291
In 2022 and 2023, the United States had over 1.5 million more excess deaths
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How many deaths did we have that were not in excess?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others

Are the scales out of balance?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 01, 2026 11:54 PM (Cqx++)

292 I just watched a 1963 Studebaker commercial for the Lark Daytona Skytop, featuring Zsa Zsa Gabor. It was a hoot. AOP, have you seen it?
Posted by: On Youtube at September 01, 2026 11:41 PM (JM9I6)

Must have done, at one time. I think the skytops are scarcer than convertibles. I have a '64 convertible. It is a real fine car. Did some 5000 miles in it in May of this year.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 01, 2026 11:54 PM (1z8ji)

293 Might as well ask what would happen if a comet struck Stacey Abrams.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 11:49 PM (2GVsD)

She’d barely notice.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 01, 2026 11:55 PM (97NWC)

294 Might as well ask what would happen if a comet struck Stacey Abrams.
Posted by: Anna Puma
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Unstoppable object -> Immovable object

Some sort of singularity, one supposes.

OTOH, perhaps like a projectile striking a verly large blob of ballistic gel.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2026 11:55 PM (XeU6L)

295 Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan

Welcome home! I hope Your next road trip sees you into the PNW.

When it does. Please make
Contact. I can steer you to some amazing places here.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 01, 2026 11:55 PM (7KluB)

296 Knowing Eddie “Rochester” Anderson from the Jack Benny Show is dating yourself. But so am I. Did you know he first spoke up on the show in 1937?

Crew of USS Nimitz hearing the Jack Benny show on the radio.

Yes, let the bear keep the issue of Esquire.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 11:56 PM (2GVsD)

297 Evening all,

We have a launch early this morning.

SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink 15-23
SLC-4E - Vandenberg SFB, CA - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: September 2, 2026
Launch Time: 01:18 a.m. PDT (0818 UTC, 10:18 CEST)

https://youtu.be/C2M8CpEjHJk

Posted by: Joyenz at September 01, 2026 11:56 PM (2F0/Y)

298 Welcome home, ARiK!

What an adventure!

Posted by: JQ at September 01, 2026 11:56 PM (rdVOm)

299 This is not a comment.

https://youtu.be/LHdmBpDc8R8

G'nite, y'all.💤

Posted by: mindful webworker - it's a cigar at September 01, 2026 11:57 PM (Cl/mc)

300 In 2022 and 2023, the United States had over 1.5 million more excess deaths

I note in passing that this is immediately after the roll out of the COVID “vaccine”.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 02, 2026 12:00 AM (97NWC)

301 Hey, Joyenz is here!

Hi, Joyenz!

Posted by: Bulg at September 02, 2026 12:00 AM (77rzZ)

302 Knowing Eddie “Rochester” Anderson from the Jack Benny Show is dating yourself. But so am I. Did you know he first spoke up on the show in 1937?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 01, 2026 11:53 PM (97NWC)

I remember Rochester more from his appearances in Charlie Chan movies. I wasn't around in '37 to hear it live.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 02, 2026 12:01 AM (qx7Zg)

303 more oblate than a "hothouse" ... hothouse?

https://youtu.be/EV9OCS2flKk?t=111

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 12:01 AM (VPNgR)

304 Should I plow through all the reactions to Zuckerwars to see if anyone recognizes Kaya?

So far Kirsche and Celestium have missed it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2026 12:02 AM (2GVsD)

305 A colony of angry river otters?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2026 11:48 PM (XeU6L)

There actually was a recent attack at Tahoe. Poor lady got the shit bitten out of her. Just kyacking along and one went crazy on her.

Posted by: Reforger at September 02, 2026 12:02 AM (oKiQH)

306
I remember Rochester more from his appearances in Charlie Chan movies. I wasn't around in '37 to hear it live.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
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ah hmmm
_Jack Benny

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 12:03 AM (VPNgR)

307
There actually was a recent attack at Tahoe. Poor lady got the shit bitten out of her. Just kyacking along and one went crazy on her.

Posted by: Reforger
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What they should have done with that otter securing that he never did it again...

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 12:04 AM (VPNgR)

308 Posted by: Bulg at September 02, 2026 12:00 AM (77rzZ)

Hey Bulg! Good to see you!

Posted by: Joyenz at September 02, 2026 12:06 AM (2F0/Y)

309 There was an attack by rabid beavers in Maryland, recently, too.

Posted by: Bulg at September 02, 2026 12:06 AM (77rzZ)

310 298 Welcome home, ARiK!
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Safe and sound, glad you were able to experience a true rain storm adventure.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 12:07 AM (VPNgR)

311 >> Hasn't the Earth suffered two massive impacts? One of which birthed the Moon?

With the Moon birthing impact, the Giant Impact Hypothesis, a Mars sized body hit what you call "proto-earth". So, the current earth-moon system was the product of that. Proto-earth was about 90% the mass of earth now.

There have been about 200 "big impacts" confirmed, with crater structures found. Of these the three Big Ones, are one in South Africa, crater about 150 miles wide, maybe 180, dating to 2 billion years ago.

Then one in Canada about 150 miles dated to 1.8 billion, and then the Dino killer, 66 million years ago, about 110 miles wide.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 02, 2026 12:07 AM (w6EFb)

312 “Rochester” had a very distinctive voice. I’d say a lot more people would recognize it than could name him, or even his character on the Jack Benny Show.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 02, 2026 12:07 AM (97NWC)

313 On second thought, got four model planes on workbench in need of sanding and painting.

More important than watching more reaction videos.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2026 12:07 AM (2GVsD)

314 It was Mantan Moreland in the Charlie Chan movies. He was in 13 of them. Rochester was not in any.

Posted by: Number One Son at September 02, 2026 12:07 AM (JM9I6)

315 Sleepy Joe and Mitch the Bitch are 50% dead.

Posted by: torabora at September 02, 2026 12:08 AM (yAZGf)

316 The aptly named Digital Camouflage may look like a hideous Hawaiian shirt, but its seemingly abstract pattern was created with a very specific purpose in mind – to prevent AI-powered CCTV cameras from recognizing the wearer as a person.

I want

I had thought my face would be sufficient

Posted by: Taking No Chances Miklos at September 02, 2026 12:09 AM (4RYRd)

317 Troopers in LA use 10/22s at the canals to clear nutria.
They could do the same with the otters.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 12:09 AM (VPNgR)

318 Could you even call it Earth when it was just Proto-Earth?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 02, 2026 12:09 AM (97NWC)

319 The Earth has been a celestial punching bag in a solar system wide game of billiards.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2026 12:09 AM (2GVsD)

320 I’ve always been more afraid of rabies than I’ve ever been of covid.

Posted by: Bulg at September 02, 2026 12:10 AM (77rzZ)

321 “Rochester” had a very distinctive voice. I’d say a lot more people would recognize it than could name him, or even his character on the Jack Benny Show.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit

Oh Jack....

Posted by: Reparations Rochester at September 02, 2026 12:11 AM (4RYRd)

322 solar system wide game of billiards.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2026 12:09 AM (2GVsD
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Cue the billiards puns

Posted by: 496 at September 02, 2026 12:12 AM (Ws+88)

323 Good to see you too, Joyenz!

Posted by: Bulg at September 02, 2026 12:12 AM (77rzZ)

324 You can buy it on the designers web site: somewhat expensive. I would buy it if the offered it with a pocket. I just don’t wear a shirt without a pocket. Also a true Hawaiian shirt should have a pocket, with matching pattern.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 02, 2026 12:12 AM (97NWC)

325 The Earth has been a celestial punching bag in a solar system wide game of billiards.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2026 12:09 AM (2GVsD)

Not just Earth. The Moon, Mars, Mercury, Venus. We watched comet Shoemaker-Levy smash into Jupiter.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 02, 2026 12:13 AM (1z8ji)

326 You wouldn’t get reparations out of Jack Benny!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 02, 2026 12:14 AM (97NWC)

327 And then there's the Bølling-Allerød to worry about

I think that was the official name of the Earth Shoes my Mama bought me circa 1974.

My friends called them "chili bean shoes"

Posted by: Do not mention the Nehru jacket at September 02, 2026 12:14 AM (4RYRd)

328 I'd comment but I've had too much to drink. I'm not sure why that should stop me but, apparently, I have standards of some kind. Who knew? (Not me.)

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 02, 2026 12:15 AM (CHHv1)

329 I’m thinking about it!

- just the punchline

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 02, 2026 12:15 AM (97NWC)

330
The earth's oblateness is not noticeable to the eye in full earth pictures from space. Jupiter's however is. Jupiter's flatness is about 7%, and you can see that in pictures.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 02, 2026 12:15 AM (w6EFb)

331 Trump should rename every MLK Jr Blvd back to what it was before the libs set about destroying the country. They can keep their shitty MLK schools though.
Posted by: Ripley

In New Orleans that would be Melpomene, the Greek muse of Tragedy.

Posted by: Miklos notes ironically at September 02, 2026 12:16 AM (4RYRd)

332 Hot House, bass only.

https://youtu.be/3Dp-tdQkqi4

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 12:17 AM (VPNgR)

333 I've sent a letter to the President suggesting the Saint Lawrence River be renamed The River of Diogenes. Haven't heard back yet.
Posted by: Diogenes

Done and done.

That guy is now on lighthouse/lamp duty

Posted by: President Miklos J. Trump at September 02, 2026 12:18 AM (4RYRd)

334 Don’t take oblateness if you are allergic to oblateness, or to any of its ingredients.

Posted by: Bulg at September 02, 2026 12:18 AM (77rzZ)

335 The earth's oblateness is not noticeable to the eye in full earth pictures from space. Jupiter's however is. Jupiter's flatness is about 7%, and you can see that in pictures.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 02, 2026 12:15 AM (w6EFb)

We can fix that!

Posted by: Hollywood Plastic Surgeons at September 02, 2026 12:18 AM (1z8ji)

336 Could you even call it Earth when it was just Proto-Earth?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit

They didn't have liberals back then, so yes. Only first triepoch abortions were permitted.

Posted by: mikeski at September 02, 2026 12:19 AM (VHUov)

337 World’s Ugliest Hawaiian Shirt Was Designed to Make You Invisible to AI Surveillance Cameras

But now they just have to add those images to the AI training, right? There's no guarantee that the AI won't pick it up in the upgrade next week.

Posted by: Half Dozen at September 02, 2026 12:20 AM (CqZOC)

338 I'd comment but I've had too much to drink. I'm not sure why that should stop me but, apparently, I have standards of some kind. Who knew? (Not me.)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 02, 2026 12:15 AM (CHHv1)

Robert the Cat walked on the keyboard? Would that explain it?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 02, 2026 12:22 AM (qx7Zg)

339 Zimbabwe, last I heard, was using U.S. dollars.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit

They...they were

Posted by: USAID Alumni Association at September 02, 2026 12:22 AM (4RYRd)

340 That’s OK. That 6th Grader can still run rings around PM Carney in geography.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 02, 2026 12:28 AM (8HjLl)

341 Your money or your life!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 02, 2026 12:29 AM (Cqx++)

342 Good on the MD sheriff. He gets it.

Unlike the former General William McManus, San Antonio Police Department, Commanding, who whined and cried about having to arrest those SWEETHEARTS who have done nothing wrong but enter the country evading PoEs.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 02, 2026 12:30 AM (8HjLl)

343 Your money or your life!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Fiddle-dee-dee!

Posted by: Jack Benny as Scarlett O'Hara at September 02, 2026 12:30 AM (4RYRd)

344 327 And then there's the Bølling-Allerød to worry about

I think that was the official name of the Earth Shoes my Mama bought me circa 1974.

My friends called them "chili bean shoes"
Posted by: Do not mention the Nehru jacket at September 02, 2026 12:14 AM (4RYRd)

What about the Nehru jacket?

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 02, 2026 12:31 AM (8HjLl)

345 World’s Ugliest Hawaiian Shirt Was Designed to Make You Invisible to AI Surveillance Cameras

But now they just have to add those images to the AI training, right? There's no guarantee that the AI won't pick it up in the upgrade next week.
Posted by: Half Dozen at September 02, 2026 12:20 AM (CqZOC)

That’s an interesting question. According to the designer, the pattern was made by using AI to make a pattern that would prevent AI from recognizing the wearer as a human being. Different AIs might have different blind spots. Maybe better would be to make the AI recognize you as a potted plant or the like.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 02, 2026 12:32 AM (97NWC)

346 By the way, those Zimbabweans still owe us a big chunk of our cut

Posted by: USAID Unemployed but Financially Comfortable Alumni Association, an IRS approved NGO at September 02, 2026 12:33 AM (4RYRd)

347 330
The earth's oblateness is not noticeable to the eye in full earth pictures from space. Jupiter's however is. Jupiter's flatness is about 7%, and you can see that in pictures.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at September 02, 2026 12:15 AM (w6EFb)

The brown dwarf star. If it were just 65% more massive, it gives off light.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 02, 2026 12:33 AM (8HjLl)

348 Aren't you always walking uphill in Earth Shoes?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 02, 2026 12:34 AM (Cqx++)

349 What about the Nehru jacket?
Posted by: Cow Demon

That went rolled up in the book bag BEFORE the school bus arrived.

Posted by: the 70s had many, many flaws and fashion errors at September 02, 2026 12:35 AM (4RYRd)

350 Aren't you always walking uphill in Earth Shoes?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Both ways

Posted by: try telling the kids that at September 02, 2026 12:36 AM (4RYRd)

351 Ice Ages are bad for plants and other growing things. Warmer is better!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 02, 2026 12:36 AM (97NWC)

352 Eh? He's sucking China's dick. Deranged faggot he is.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 01, 2026 11:49 PM (1z8ji)

When he is not sucking off the EU, that is.

Because, remember, the relationship that Canada has had with a country which something like 85% of its exports goes to, in PM Carney’s words, “…is…over”.

Dumbass needs to read a map.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 02, 2026 12:38 AM (8HjLl)

353 Ice Ages are bad for plants and other growing things. Warmer is better!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit

This historically-low CO2 level isn't great for them, either. Burn more things!

Posted by: mikeski at September 02, 2026 12:38 AM (VHUov)

354 The brown dwarf star. If it were just 65% more massive, it gives off light.
Posted by: Cow Demon

You must be mistaken.

Darleen ain't much for tanning.

Don't even fit on the beds at the Salon

Posted by: Miklos Corrects the Record at September 02, 2026 12:38 AM (4RYRd)

355 Dumbass needs to read a map.
Posted by: Cow Demon at September 02, 2026 12:38 AM (8HjLl)

Carney won’t last.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 02, 2026 12:40 AM (97NWC)

356 Warmer goes with more CO2: the oceans “outgas”.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 02, 2026 12:41 AM (97NWC)

357 Maybe better would be to make the AI recognize you as a potted plant or the like.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit

needs moar boobs

Posted by: Dr. Matt Taylor, actual Space Scientist who had that Trouble Shirt at September 02, 2026 12:42 AM (4RYRd)

358 Carney won’t last.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 02, 2026 12:40 AM (97NWC)

He has a tranny kid. Right there, you know he is a cuck.

Posted by: Hollywood Plastic Surgeons at September 02, 2026 12:43 AM (1z8ji)

359 Don’t take oblateness if you are allergic to oblateness, or to any of its ingredients.
Posted by: Bulg

Obla-te
Obla-da

Life goes on, brah
La-la, how the life goes on

Posted by: nominated for lamest Lyrics of All Time at September 02, 2026 12:45 AM (4RYRd)

360 Warmer goes with more CO2: the oceans “outgas”.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit

Taco Tuesday, man

Posted by: the oceans at September 02, 2026 12:46 AM (4RYRd)

361 130 I don't know why anyone cares about renaming Lake Ontario to Lake America. As far as the Great Lakes go, Lake Ontario is pretty much a big, fat nothing burger. It's almost as insignificant as Lake Erie.
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 01, 2026 10:41 PM (0Htd1)

To this dude from TX, seeing Lake Ontario for the first time while stopping at a Service Center on the 401 was pretty damn impressive. Seeing the water extend behind the horizon…

…and realizing that I am looking at a fucking LAKE.

Posted by: Cow Demon at September 02, 2026 12:47 AM (8HjLl)

362 Carney won’t last.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit

Carney's Canada is a sideshow

Posted by: President Miklos J. Trump Jr. at September 02, 2026 12:48 AM (4RYRd)

363 "side-show Mark" just doesn't have that zing.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 02, 2026 12:51 AM (rbvCR)

364 284 283 In old Hollywood, Mark Ruffalo would be labeled a 'character actor.'
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 11:51 PM (2GVsD)

With no real character.

It actually seems almost insulting to great character actors. Like Robert Loggia.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 11:52 PM (Y/06r)

Hell yes, it does!

Posted by: Frank Morgan at September 02, 2026 12:51 AM (/aZwr)

365 and realizing that I am looking at a fucking LAKE.
Posted by: Cow Demon

That was before the GLP-1 drugs

Posted by: Rikki Lake at September 02, 2026 12:52 AM (4RYRd)

366 Step right up, step right up

For ONE SINGLE AMERICAN DOLLAR

Posted by: Sideshow Mark needs the money at September 02, 2026 12:55 AM (4RYRd)

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