Hunter Biden: I Used Burisma Money To Buy Drugs and Whores and My Daddy Used to Visit Me in My Crackdens With His Vice Presidential Motorcade<br>Update: Hunter Says He's "48% Gay" Which Seems Low to Me

Hunter Biden: I Used Burisma Money To Buy Drugs and Whores and My Daddy Used to Visit Me in My Crackdens With His Vice Presidential Motorcade
Update: Hunter Says He's "48% Gay" Which Seems Low to Me

Israel did a great job framing a guy who is so clearly guilty.

Very crafty, Israelis.

Hunter Biden reveals he used Burisma cash to buy drugs, Joe Biden 'showed up' to his drug den flanked by Secret Service
"Well, I still had the residual. Like for instance, I still was on the board of Burisma."
Hunter Biden reveals he used Burisma cash to buy drugs, Joe Biden 'showed up' to his drug den flanked by Secret Service
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Speaking to host Dave Manheim, who asked him how could afford the long stay at the ritzy hotel [Chateau Marmont, where various celebrities have overdosed in pricey squalor] in California, Biden replied, "Well, I still had the residual. Like for instance, I still was on the board of Burisma."
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Although he had no experience in the energy industry, the younger Biden argued that he was qualified for the role and that he wasn't "running some kind of international crime syndicate."
"What people don't understand about Burisma is that I went on the board of Burisma because I had been on the board of about 14 other major national and international organizations," he added. "I was chairman of the board of the UN World Food Program, which is the largest humanitarian organization in the world -- we increased the budget when I was chairman from $1.8 billion to $2.6 billion when I was there."

"I can't be guilty of using my father's office to influence-peddle to Burisma because I was simultaneously influence-peddling with 14 other organizations! I'm smart! Hire me as your lawyer and lobbyist!"

He also talked about how his father, while vice president under Barack Obama, "showed up" at his home flanked by Secret Service agents while Hunter was using drugs.
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During the course of the interview, Biden said that "true addicts" are some of the most "resourceful, resilient, intelligent, and mission oriented" people around, and that without the crack, addicts are "bada** f*cking warriors."

Oh, he's praising degenerate drug addicts now, great. He and Tuq'r Qarlson can bond over what bada** f***ing warriors they are.

Update: Hunter was probably also a bad*** f***ing warrior when he was blowing his crack dealer, too.

Hunter Biden identified as a "little bit gay" in a recent podcast interview dominated by talk about his sexuality.
The former first son, 56, who's married to Melissa Cohen, made the revealing remarks on an Aug. 16 episode of the Luke Beasley Show podcast.
Beasley asked Biden, "Are you gay?" early on in the interview.
Former President Joe Biden's son replied: "Only a little bit."
Beasley then asked if Hunter was "more or less than 50 percent" gay -- and the ex-first son said, "48.6 percent."
The podcaster then wanted to know if he'd be Hunter's "type."
"A little bit more masculine would be my type, if I was gay," Hunter responded.
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Later in the episode, Biden went back to "the gay question," as he put it and said "maybe I take back 48.5" percent.
"More like 47 [percent] after that conversation. My gaydom went down a percentage point," the former president's son quipped.
Toward the end of the nearly 90-minute interview, Hunter retracted and said "I just wanted to let you know that I am back up to 48.5 percent gay."

Is this real? I don't know. The left has a new rule to show you're an "ally:" If a gay man flirts with you, and you're straight, you're supposed to flirt back and entertain the possibility that you might have sex with him.

Women are not required to pretend they are sexually interested in men they're not attracted to, but men are now required by the left to pretend they're sexually interested in other men. And sometimes more than just pretend.

Hey, you're an ally, right?

Thanks to TJM and JackStraw.

Hunter Biden reveals that while his dad Joe Biden was VP he "showed up" multiple times to his drug den flanked by Secret Service. pic.twitter.com/uC1KOWEGqk
— Libby Emmons (@libbyemmons) September 1, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:11 PM

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1 Yep

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 02, 2026 01:11 PM (+YoHw)

2 Let me hit that pipe, Fat.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 02, 2026 01:12 PM (+YoHw)

3
Foist!

Posted by: naturalfake at September 02, 2026 01:12 PM (iJfKG)

4 Didn't Hunter also say that he was a little bit gay in this interview?

Meaning he sucked dick for crack?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 01:12 PM (BKQOu)

5
Thoid!

Posted by: naturalfake at September 02, 2026 01:13 PM (iJfKG)

6 Hunter's the gift that just keeps giving...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 02, 2026 01:13 PM (+gK6I)

7 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 01:13 PM (ccf/V)

8 Hunter Biden reveals he used Burisma cash to buy drugs, Joe Biden 'showed up' to his drug den flanked by Secret Service

He will be a candidate for president, soon.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 01:14 PM (ccf/V)

9 When i smoke muh cr*ck, i do it bada**fully, like warrior poet.

Posted by: Nelly at September 02, 2026 01:14 PM (6+ehB)

10 Hunter's the gift that just keeps giving...

You've done enough, Hunter. Go away!

Posted by: Archimedes at September 02, 2026 01:14 PM (Riz8t)

11 And the exposure bat the crack Dem is why Joey has dementia and prostate cancer. And why Beau died. And why your dad showered with your sister . And why......

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 02, 2026 01:14 PM (rNkEQ)

12 I wonder if there were any awkward visits where the VP rolls up and the Chinese handlers are already inside with Hunter?

Posted by: Harun at September 02, 2026 01:14 PM (IuIym)

13 Now that's a shocker!

Posted by: Bosk at September 02, 2026 01:15 PM (VMFAF)

14 Weird.
...

He must have retired from being an Artist?

Posted by: garrett at September 02, 2026 01:15 PM (zPGLA)

15 "I can't be guilty of using my father's office to influence-peddle to Burisma because I was simultaneously influence-peddling with 14 other organizations! I'm smart! Hire me as your lawyer and lobbyist!"

Perfect translation, Ace. Well done. Bravo.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 01:15 PM (ccf/V)

16 Hunter Biden reveals he used Burisma cash to buy drugs, Joe Biden 'showed up' to his drug den flanked by Secret Service

He will be a candidate for president, soon.

Not with rookie crime numbers like that, he won't. Democrats want to see a real effort.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 02, 2026 01:15 PM (Riz8t)

17 >>>Didn't Hunter also say that he was a little bit gay in this interview?

Did he really? I kind of assumed that. Most massive perverts will eventually experiment with a little bit of everything.

What was his sitch with that lawyer who gave him hundreds of thousands of dollars? Just friends?

Posted by: ace at September 02, 2026 01:15 PM (1wjle)

18 "I was chairman of the board of the UN World Food Program, which is the largest humanitarian organization in the world."

This guy takes "failing up" to an entirely new dimension.

Posted by: zombie at September 02, 2026 01:15 PM (Av6i5)

19 The insidious hypermasculinity rebrand of the fag criminal traitor (D) party continues apace.

Posted by: ... at September 02, 2026 01:16 PM (yTlP3)

20 He will be a candidate for president, soon.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 01:14 PM (ccf/V)

That's an excellent point. Drug addict, stupid as f*ck, famous family, s*x pest, and unwarranted high opinion of himself; Democrat standards, he's fantastic. If he can avoid the mental patient movement tics that Governor Greaseball has, he's already a step a head.

Posted by: Nelly at September 02, 2026 01:16 PM (6+ehB)

21 "the Chinese handlers are already inside with Hunter?"

No Yellow!

Posted by: Bunter Hiden at September 02, 2026 01:16 PM (VMFAF)

22 Didn't this clown used to sit in on National Security briefings?

Posted by: dantesed at September 02, 2026 01:16 PM (Oy/m2)

23 "I can't be guilty of using my father's office to influence-peddle to Burisma because I was simultaneously influence-peddling with 14 other organizations! I'm smart! Hire me as your lawyer and lobbyist!"

---

I hear Canada's hiring.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at September 02, 2026 01:16 PM (qx7Zg)

24 It wouldn't surprise me to find out that Amtrak built a special 'Opium Den Car' for Hunter and his Dad to travel in while Hunter was on the Amtrak Board.

Posted by: garrett at September 02, 2026 01:16 PM (zPGLA)

25 we increased the budget when I was chairman from $1.8 billion to $2.6 billion when I was there

Like this is an accomplishment. "We decided to spend more of other people's money!" He's pretending he was the founder of a company that made wildly popular widgets, instead of fucking parasite who decided to double-down on scamming taxpayers, while making sure to take his slice of the pie.

Posted by: far cry at September 02, 2026 01:17 PM (Q6P2R)

26 The Jewish paradox. Only thing Jews can't manage to do is keep half-wits from making whacked conspiracy theories about them to justify their Jew hatred.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 02, 2026 01:17 PM (kO8hw)

27 20 He will be a candidate for president, soon.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 01:14 PM (ccf/V)

That's an excellent point. Drug addict, stupid as f*ck, famous family, s*x pest, and unwarranted high opinion of himself; Democrat standards, he's fantastic. If he can avoid the mental patient movement tics that Governor Greaseball has, he's already a step a head.

Posted by: Nelly at September 02, 2026 01:16 PM (6+ehB)

=======

He has name recognition and is comfortable saying (some) unsayable things for the left, like shitting on Obama.

If he ran, he'd go further than most people would assume And a lot further than almost any other white guy in the field.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 01:17 PM (BKQOu)

28 >>>When i smoke muh cr*ck, i do it bada**fully, like warrior poet.

lol

it's just so absurd. Lefties are just so neurotic and narcissistic, they're constantly complimenting themselves and gassing themselves up with pure cope bullshit.

Posted by: ace at September 02, 2026 01:17 PM (1wjle)

29 Joe Biden f*cked his daughter.........That family is inbred trailer park trash.

OF COURSE Hunter was a drug addled piece of shit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 01:17 PM (ccf/V)

30 Was Hunter wearing his tighty whities with the gauze pad hanging out?

Posted by: wth at September 02, 2026 01:17 PM (UjdFS)

31 >>Didn't Hunter also say that he was a little bit gay in this interview?

Didn't we get a story about some DC Stripper Pegging him in a 3 Some, back in the day?

Posted by: garrett at September 02, 2026 01:17 PM (zPGLA)

32 You've done enough, Hunter. Go away!
Posted by: Archimedes

Ace keeps digging up the corpse of the Biden Family reputation, beating it for 15 minutes with an aluminum baseball bat, then reburying for later abuse.

Posted by: zombie at September 02, 2026 01:17 PM (Av6i5)

33 And this is the loser Brandon used as his most trusted advisor.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at September 02, 2026 01:17 PM (NnhvP)

34
Biden said that "true addicts" are some of the most "resourceful, resilient, intelligent, and mission oriented" people around, and that without the crack, addicts are "bada** f*cking warriors."

Sounds like true addiction's never been tried.

Kind of like Socialism.

Hmmmm.

...

Maybe Socialist Addition can become a thing!

Or Addictive Socialism.

ADDICTIVE SOCIALISM

Don't Worry. That Monkey On Your Back Is From The State, And It's Here To Help!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at September 02, 2026 01:17 PM (iJfKG)

35 26 The Jewish paradox. Only thing Jews can't manage to do is keep half-wits from making whacked conspiracy theories about them to justify their Jew hatred.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 02, 2026 01:17 PM (kO8hw)

=======

Jews have been running the planet for centuries.

They should be feared because they are ruthless and murder at just a hint of opposition (ask Charlie Kirk!).

Also, I'm going to say mean things about them in public.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 01:18 PM (BKQOu)

36 Biden said that "true addicts" are some of the most "resourceful, resilient, intelligent, and mission oriented" people around, and that without the crack, addicts are "bada** f*cking warriors."
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They are resourceful, resilient, and mission oriented towards one goal only -- their next fix.

When they become "bad** f*cking warriors" it's only because someone is standing between them and their only goal -- their next fix.

This isn't the argument Hunter thinks it is...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 02, 2026 01:18 PM (FZ29D)

37 Look at the NY Post today. Hunter also claims that he's 48% gay.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 02, 2026 01:18 PM (viF8m)

38 How's the old joke construction go? I'd call this guy a scum bag, but that would be insulting to bags of scum everywhere.

Oh, I'm sure he's a badazz warrior....

https://tinyurl.com/3xvkuwdy

Posted by: nooneyouknowyouknow at September 02, 2026 01:18 PM (Iwv3U)

39 31 >>Didn't Hunter also say that he was a little bit gay in this interview?

Didn't we get a story about some DC Stripper Pegging him in a 3 Some, back in the day?

Posted by: garrett at September 02, 2026 01:17 PM (zPGLA)

=======

Looks like we have to fight over the definitive of "we"!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 01:18 PM (BKQOu)

40 >>>37 Look at the NY Post today. Hunter also claims that he's 48% gay.

i'm going to round that up to 100%. It's just more even.

You'll thank me later.

Posted by: Adrian Monk at September 02, 2026 01:19 PM (1wjle)

41 Hmm. Does crack cause aneurysms?

Posted by: wth at September 02, 2026 01:19 PM (UjdFS)

42 "Did he really? I kind of assumed that. Most massive perverts will eventually experiment with a little bit of everything."

No, he had to do a Robert Downey Jr. in Less Than Zero.

Posted by: Harun at September 02, 2026 01:19 PM (IuIym)

43 fucking a good ass is better than fucking a bad ass. just saying.

Posted by: your friendly neighborhood booty judge at September 02, 2026 01:19 PM (oY6Yp)

44 Posted by: JackStraw at September 02, 2026 01:18 PM (viF8m)

What's the other 52%?

Posted by: dantesed at September 02, 2026 01:19 PM (Oy/m2)

45
Ace keeps digging up the corpse of the Biden Family reputation, beating it for 15 minutes with an aluminum baseball bat, then reburying for later abuse.
Posted by: zombie at September 02, 2026 01:17 PM (Av6i5)

That's one corpse that can never be beaten enough.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 02, 2026 01:20 PM (iJfKG)

46 >>Looks like we have to fight over the definitive of "we"!

I swear it was covered here.
Where the hell else would I see it?

Posted by: garrett at September 02, 2026 01:20 PM (zPGLA)

47 46 >>Looks like we have to fight over the definitive of "we"!

I swear it was covered here.
Where the hell else would I see it?

Posted by: garrett at September 02, 2026 01:20 PM (zPGLA)

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PornHub?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 01:20 PM (BKQOu)

48 @37 what does 48% gay even mean. You swallow a little less than than half , or you only take half way up the butt?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 02, 2026 01:20 PM (rNkEQ)

49 If Democrats sent out a positive hypermasculine role model no one would buy it, plus it would promote masculinity which is a no-no.

So this op does multiple things for them. It associates masculinity with the full fledged shitness of Democrats, while leveraging the strength that naturally comes with it. In the end it's just noise to most people, who just think (unconsciously) "boys will be boys" and "Republicans have a bad boy in Trump, and he's President".

Meanwhile the image of fairy fag asshole twink nasty bitchy haranguing Democrats slowly falls by the wayside because masculinity naturally has the power to move that shit aside. If you don't see it that's fine. It's not meant to be seen.

Posted by: ... at September 02, 2026 01:20 PM (yTlP3)

50 Drug addict, stupid as f*ck, famous family, s*x pest, and unwarranted high opinion of himself; Democrat standards, he's fantastic.

Wait until he adopts a Bahstan accent.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 02, 2026 01:20 PM (vTZFs)

51 Biden said that "true addicts" are some of the most "resourceful, resilient, intelligent, and mission oriented" people around, and that without the crack, addicts are "bada** f*cking warriors."
----

That seems like something an asshole would say.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 01:21 PM (ccf/V)

52 >>>37 Look at the NY Post today. Hunter also claims that he's 48% gay.

i'm going to round that up to 100%. It's just more even.

You'll thank me later.

Posted by: Adrian Monk at September 02, 2026 01:19 PM (1wjle)

~~Burn the math witch!~~

We'll allow it.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 02, 2026 01:21 PM (kO8hw)

53 >>what does 48% gay even mean.

You have the Vespa and the Messenger Bag...

but you are missing the Crocs and Prep Medication.

Posted by: garrett at September 02, 2026 01:21 PM (zPGLA)

54 It you start to gag just before fitting five inches of a massive 10-inch schlong down your throat, that's 48% gay.

Posted by: zombie at September 02, 2026 01:22 PM (Av6i5)

55 "I promise you, Dad, I'm all right", and then he went back to his crack pipe.

What a terrible story. Hunter is lucky to still be living, even if the detritus of his life is piled high and deep all around him. Drug dependency is horrible.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 02, 2026 01:22 PM (ALmBW)

56 Do you suppose Hunter still calls the Ukrainians and the Chinese that used to pay him, trying to set up one more deal?

Posted by: JB1000 at September 02, 2026 01:22 PM (L8aM8)

57 Did he suck off Ed Buck?

Posted by: Harun at September 02, 2026 01:22 PM (IuIym)

58 Biden said that "true addicts" are some of the most "resourceful, resilient, intelligent, and mission oriented" people around, and that without the crack, addicts are "bada** f*cking warriors."
----

That seems like something an asshole would say.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 01:21 PM (ccf/V)

I liked him better as a crackhead.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 02, 2026 01:23 PM (kO8hw)

59 Look at the NY Post today. Hunter also claims that he's 48% gay.

You gotta keep good records to be that precise.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 02, 2026 01:23 PM (vTZFs)

60 >>It you start to gag just before fitting five inches of a massive 10-inch schlong down your throat, that's 48% gay.

A 48% Gay Man only gargles on the smaller of the 2 Testicles.

Posted by: garrett at September 02, 2026 01:23 PM (zPGLA)

61 Who would have ever imagined Hunter would use his Burisma monies for hookers and blow?
I'm shocked, I tell you, shocked.
...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 02, 2026 01:23 PM (l3cgK)

62 hobo ass is the best tasting ass

Posted by: Paul at September 02, 2026 01:23 PM (CQukj)

63
Wait until he adopts a Bahstan accent.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 02, 2026 01:20 PM (vTZFs)

Basta!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 01:23 PM (ccf/V)

64 I think hunter should pay his debts before he embarks on a political career

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 02, 2026 01:23 PM (rNkEQ)

65 >>what does 48% gay even mean.

You have the Vespa and the Messenger Bag...

but you are missing the Crocs and Prep Medication.

Posted by: garrett at September 02, 2026 01:21 PM (zPGLA)

lol

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 02, 2026 01:24 PM (kO8hw)

66 >>What's the other 52%?

crackhead

Posted by: JackStraw at September 02, 2026 01:24 PM (viF8m)

67 53 >>what does 48% gay even mean.

You have the Vespa and the Messenger Bag...

but you are missing the Crocs and Prep Medication.

for purposes of apportionment, asian twinks only count as 12/25 of a man....

oh wait, he said "no yellow" so please carry on with the Vespa, etc, etc, etc

Posted by: nooneyouknowyouknow at September 02, 2026 01:24 PM (Iwv3U)

68 Biden said that "true addicts" are some of the most "resourceful, resilient, intelligent, and mission oriented" people around, and that without the crack, addicts are "bada** f*cking warriors."

Then why did we get the retards who lost a bag of coke in the White House? No conscientious coke head loses a bag like that.

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at September 02, 2026 01:24 PM (r7+Q7)

69 I liked him better as a crackhead.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 02, 2026 01:23 PM (kO8hw)

Yeah, this clarity thing isn't doing him, or the Biden's ,any favors...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 02, 2026 01:24 PM (+gK6I)

70 54 It you start to gag just before fitting five inches of a massive 10-inch schlong down your throat, that's 48% gay.
Posted by: zombie at September 02, 2026 01:22 PM

Not necessarily.

Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at September 02, 2026 01:24 PM (2Ez/1)

71 Update: Hunter Says He's "48% Gay" Which Seems Low to Me

Ha! I remember seeing that skit- and it could only have been a skit. It was well done.

Posted by: t-bird at September 02, 2026 01:25 PM (P5C/E)

72 @37 what does 48% gay even mean. You swallow a little less than than half , or you only take half way up the butt?

It means he has the candelabrum, but refuses to wear the feather boa.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 02, 2026 01:25 PM (Riz8t)

73 Look at the NY Post today. Hunter also claims that he's 48% gay.

"you suck one dick and they label you a fag for life......."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 01:25 PM (ccf/V)

74 In order to get a proper AoSHQ calibration, we need to know how many % gay garrett is.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 02, 2026 01:25 PM (2ocoG)

75 12/25ths gay. Makes sense.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 02, 2026 01:25 PM (+YoHw)

76 Delaware has much to be proud of.

Posted by: And Scranton! at September 02, 2026 01:25 PM (JM9I6)

77 It you start to gag just before fitting five inches of a massive 10-inch schlong down your throat, that's 48% gay.
Posted by: zombie at September 02, 2026 01:22 PM

What a maroon......

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at September 02, 2026 01:25 PM (ccf/V)

78 >>what does 48% gay even mean.

You like Cats, but you hate Rent.

Posted by: garrett at September 02, 2026 01:26 PM (zPGLA)

79 updated with Gay Hunter Biden story

if I wasn't already turned off by gay stuff already, they went and added this seedy degenerate crackhead into the mix

Posted by: ace at September 02, 2026 01:26 PM (1wjle)

80 73 Look at the NY Post today. Hunter also claims that he's 48% gay.

"you suck one dick and they label you a fag for life......."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 01:25 PM (ccf/V)

Well, it works for sheep...

Posted by: Old Man Angus at September 02, 2026 01:26 PM (l3cgK)

81 Compare one of the phony accusations against Trump: "He was all over me like an octopus."

To the one against Platner that supposedly knocked him out of the race: "I felt him come inside me".

How do you think those heavily engineered phrases are supposed to hit their target audience (women)?

Look at Sayed who came out of absolutely nowhere and is now being "shocking". Meanwhile he looks like he should be on the cover of Swarthy Minotaur II.

Posted by: ... at September 02, 2026 01:26 PM (yTlP3)

82 I'm LMAOing here.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at September 02, 2026 01:26 PM (kO8hw)

83 >>You like Cats, but you hate Rent.

Perfect. You're like an expert on this question.

no but seriously, funny gag

Posted by: ace at September 02, 2026 01:26 PM (1wjle)

84 I think hunter should pay his debts before he embarks on a political career
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 02, 2026 01:23 PM (rNkEQ)

How do you think he plans on paying off his debts?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 01:26 PM (ccf/V)

85 Norm MacDonald: the worst job in the world was named this week.
Last year's winner crack whore was beaten themis year by the new winner; crack whore trainee

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 02, 2026 01:26 PM (rNkEQ)

86 79 updated with Gay Hunter Biden story

if I wasn't already turned off by gay stuff already, they went and added this seedy degenerate crackhead into the mix

Posted by: ace at September 02, 2026 01:26 PM (1wjle)

It's never the hot, busty lesbians kinda gay either, is it?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 02, 2026 01:27 PM (l3cgK)

87 56 Do you suppose Hunter still calls the Ukrainians and the Chinese that used to pay him, trying to set up one more deal?

I'd love to be a fly on the wall for THAT conversation.

Hunter: Let's talk about a deal.
China: You been heah foah ye-ah! You go away now!

Posted by: Archimedes at September 02, 2026 01:27 PM (Riz8t)

88 >>>It means he has the candelabrum, but refuses to wear the feather boa.

hah. He'll buy the antique tiffany lamp but he draws the line at the macrame doiley.

Posted by: ace at September 02, 2026 01:27 PM (1wjle)

89 48% gay.

You only take it to SOME of the hairs.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 01:27 PM (ccf/V)

90 34 Maybe Socialist Addition can become a thing!

Or Addictive Socialism.

ADDICTIVE SOCIALISM

don't forget to take your soma, comrade.

Posted by: anachronda at September 02, 2026 01:27 PM (oY6Yp)

91 This thread is Gay...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 02, 2026 01:28 PM (+gK6I)

92 18% of 50 is equal to 50% of 18. Now you have no excuse for figuring out the tip in your head.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 02, 2026 01:28 PM (QNl6I)

93 Gays have got to be saying ,"AIDS was bad enough now we get this guy"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 02, 2026 01:28 PM (rNkEQ)

94 >>>It's never the hot, busty lesbians kinda gay either, is it?

Few such cases.

Posted by: Elon Musk at September 02, 2026 01:28 PM (1wjle)

95 what does 48% gay even mean.
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He licks only one testicle at a time.

Posted by: ... at September 02, 2026 01:28 PM (yTlP3)

96 Thanks to TJM and JackStraw.

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What an odd thing to be thanked for.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 01:28 PM (BKQOu)

97 Pardon me while I go vomit.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at September 02, 2026 01:28 PM (omubJ)

98
Yeah, this clarity thing isn't doing him, or the Biden's ,any favors...
Posted by: It's me donna at September 02, 2026 01:24 PM (+gK6I)

It's like he's doing the 12 Steps Backwards.

Maybe The Anti-12 Steps.

Step 1: We admitted that crack was awesome, and that we were like 48% gay.

...
...

Posted by: naturalfake at September 02, 2026 01:28 PM (iJfKG)

99 He's only sorta into that new Eagles flaming cheerleader.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 01:28 PM (ccf/V)

100 Incidentally, if Ukraine loses, can we pin it on the money they gave to this sleazeball? Because that would have Democrat heads exploding world wide.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 02, 2026 01:28 PM (2ocoG)

101 No wonder Carlson likes him.

Posted by: PG at September 02, 2026 01:28 PM (5VhNB)

102 84 How do you think he plans on paying off his debts?

it thought that's what the "art" was for.

Posted by: anachronda at September 02, 2026 01:28 PM (oY6Yp)

103 "Why are you gay?"

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 02, 2026 01:28 PM (bFu5X)

104 Charlie Sheen 2.0 incoming?

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at September 02, 2026 01:29 PM (9ZFZd)

105 I believe if he runs for office he would get most of the college kids vote. And probably the professors.

Posted by: Case at September 02, 2026 01:29 PM (rxS1L)

106 This "drug addicts are resourceful" shit is annoying.

No, they are lazy scum who have no problem fucking people over. This is not resourceful, it is a complete lack of morals, ethics, honor or dignity.

It only seems resourceful because when not in need of a fix they don't have the resources to clean their own filth.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at September 02, 2026 01:29 PM (pl+91)

107 Gays have got to be saying ,"AIDS was bad enough now we get this guy"

And don't forget, AIDS was an Anthony Fauci production. Complete with him pushing a fake treatment that doesn't work and was probably harmful.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 02, 2026 01:29 PM (2ocoG)

108 You Drumpf-lovers know that your precious Constitution only allowed slaves to be 3/5ths gay, right?

Posted by: Syd at September 02, 2026 01:30 PM (1wjle)

109 102 84 How do you think he plans on paying off his debts?

it thought that's what the "art" was for.

Posted by: anachronda at September 02, 2026 01:28 PM (oY6Yp)

Like Kumala, one suck at a time?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 02, 2026 01:30 PM (l3cgK)

110 I still marvel that we survived Biden.

Posted by: Ordinary American at September 02, 2026 01:30 PM (ntaXS)

111 Yeah, this clarity thing isn't doing him, or the Biden's, any favors...

I think that he is broke and desperate.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 02, 2026 01:30 PM (aD4fx)

112 Hunter was close friends with Andrew Gillum?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 01:30 PM (ccf/V)

113 the hot, busty lesbians
Lebsians, LEBSIANS

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at September 02, 2026 01:30 PM (UBJvm)

114 What Hunter's comment tells me is that some of the whores he was banging while cracked out turned out to be trannies

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 02, 2026 01:30 PM (rNkEQ)

115 73 Look at the NY Post today. Hunter also claims that he's 48% gay.
=====================
I can help and am going to work long and hard. On Hunter.

Posted by: President For Life Barack I, therapist at September 02, 2026 01:31 PM (vwlv+)

116 Beasley then asked if Hunter was "more or less than 50 percent" gay -- and the ex-first son said, "48.6 percent."

The podcaster then wanted to know if he'd be Hunter's "type."

"A little bit more masculine would be my type, if I was gay," Hunter responded.

You sit on a dozen corporate boards and they don't call you an entrepreneur but suck one cock...

Posted by: Hunter Biden at September 02, 2026 01:31 PM (4NO2D)

117 >>>99 He's only sorta into that new Eagles flaming cheerleader.

I thought you must mean a hot new cheerleader so I searched and as I hit the search button I realized "oh he means a gay dude."

I thought maybe she used torches in her dance or something.

Posted by: ace at September 02, 2026 01:31 PM (1wjle)

118 I still marvel that we survived Biden.
Posted by: Ordinary American at September 02, 2026 01:30 PM (ntaXS)

We are pretty resilient. We survived 8 years of Owebama.

We do need to stop making it a habit of surviving Administrations, tho.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 01:31 PM (ccf/V)

119 Posted by: Paul at September 02, 2026 01:23 PM

If you were so convinced by your own massive logic, you wouldn't need to post this, Paul. Inflation surged under Biden. Also, I thought the Demons ( Dems) had a lock on black voters . Sounds like
The man whose daughter was disabled by illegal alien truck driver isn't voting for Dems. Dems want open borders for illegal voters.

Posted by: Not Paul at September 02, 2026 01:31 PM (tfu2S)

120 This is the 2nd really nice Ben Shapiro backatcha within the past few days:

https://tinyurl.com/33xc9zp4

Background story:

https://tinyurl.com/5ey2d3mk

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 02, 2026 01:31 PM (skLNB)

121 113 the hot, busty lesbians
Lebsians, LEBSIANS

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at September 02, 2026 01:30 PM (UBJvm)

Libsians.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 02, 2026 01:31 PM (l3cgK)

122 Maybe Hunter can use some of that Burisma money on his old man's library?

He's getting a library, right? Maybe?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 02, 2026 01:31 PM (2Cry5)

123 What Hunter's comment tells me is that some of the whores he was banging while cracked out turned out to be trannies

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 02, 2026 01:30 PM (rNkEQ)

Yeah. "Turned out".

Posted by: ... at September 02, 2026 01:31 PM (yTlP3)

124 Were there any questions concerning his possible access to Commander Auto-Pen, or about that little bag of coke on a White House counter?

Posted by: mrp at September 02, 2026 01:32 PM (rj6Yv)

125 What is relevant about Hunter?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 01:32 PM (VQ0bX)

126 119 If you were so convinced by your own massive logic, you wouldn't need to post this, Paul. Inflation surged under Biden. Also, I thought the Demons ( Dems) had a lock on black voters . Sounds like
The man whose daughter was disabled by illegal alien truck driver isn't voting for Dems. Dems want open borders for illegal voters.

Posted by: Not Paul at September 02, 2026 01:31 PM (tfu2S)

=======

"Inflation is under control. It was 9% under Trump, but Biden got it down to the normal 3%."
-Paul, 3 years ago

"Inflation is out of control. It's now 3%."
-Paul, today

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 01:32 PM (BKQOu)

127
You wouldn't believe how many times he elected to 'work' off his debt rather than pay it off.

Posted by: Hunter Biden's crack dealer at September 02, 2026 01:32 PM (q83gU)

128 Bragging that you were on the board of a company who's business you know nothing about because you were on the board of 14 other company's who's business you know nothing about isn't quite the brag he thinks it is......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 01:32 PM (ccf/V)

129 Is there video of the interview? The "48%" gay thing might have just been a quip.

Hunter is many many things, almost all of them bad, but if he was gay there would be some hard evidence of that somewhere.

I mean, there's mountains of pics of him doing crack, getting physical with whores, and other illegal conduct. If he was gay, there would be evidence. I think.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2026 01:32 PM (iFTx/)

130
I thought you must mean a hot new cheerleader so I searched and as I hit the search button I realized "oh he means a gay dude."

I thought maybe she used torches in her dance or something.
Posted by: ace at September 02, 2026 01:31 PM (1wjle)

Sure you did...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 02, 2026 01:32 PM (+gK6I)

131 It's too bad that the story that a University of Delaware art student was suing Hunter for failing to pay her for "his" art pieces turned out to be a hoax.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 02, 2026 01:33 PM (aD4fx)

132 And this guy has a young wife and kid. What a scuzz.

Posted by: Tuna at September 02, 2026 01:33 PM (lJ0H4)

133 The 'picture' posted here of Hunter and Caroline Ellison is one of the great moments in AOSHQ history.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 02, 2026 01:33 PM (XeU6L)

134 We need much, much moar Bidens. Especially in the next few months.

Get out there and defend your legacy!

Posted by: MJ at September 02, 2026 01:33 PM (XOmY9)

135 Prolapse Paul is a glutton for punishment.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 02, 2026 01:33 PM (+YoHw)

136 What is relevant about Hunter?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 01:32 PM (VQ0bX)

His name. This is all being done with the blessing of that scumbag party.

Posted by: ... at September 02, 2026 01:33 PM (yTlP3)

137 129 Is there video of the interview? The "48%" gay thing might have just been a quip.

Hunter is many many things, almost all of them bad, but if he was gay there would be some hard evidence of that somewhere.

I mean, there's mountains of pics of him doing crack, getting physical with whores, and other illegal conduct. If he was gay, there would be evidence. I think.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2026 01:32 PM (iFTx/)

ISWYDT

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 02, 2026 01:33 PM (l3cgK)

138 What is relevant about Hunter?
_-_
Only thing I can think of is "Who was he aaactually working for?" You don't pull the level of crap he and his father did without being in a jail cell unless the work was state-approved in some manner.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at September 02, 2026 01:33 PM (omubJ)

139 48% gay means bisexual.
Hunter is as dumb as his old man he just has gotten dementia yet.

I’m sure the crack didn’t help that future prognosis.

Which means that Hunter would be a perfect future US Senate candidate for Maryland, New York, Oregon or California.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 02, 2026 01:33 PM (6ydKt)

140 Sure you did...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 02, 2026 01:32 PM (+gK6I)

LMAO

Posted by: ... at September 02, 2026 01:34 PM (yTlP3)

141 This is the 2nd really nice Ben Shapiro backatcha within the past few days:

https://tinyurl.com/33xc9zp4

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who is the old lady ?

Posted by: runner at September 02, 2026 01:34 PM (g47mK)

142 Who is Ashley showering with now?

Posted by: Axe Bodywash at September 02, 2026 01:34 PM (JM9I6)

143 I'm not gay! I have sex with crack dealers but I have relationships with women.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at September 02, 2026 01:35 PM (4NO2D)

144
135 Prolapse Paul is a glutton for punishment.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 02, 2026 01:33 PM (+YoHw)

========

Was the first clue his preferred meal?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 01:35 PM (BKQOu)

145 What is relevant about Hunter?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 01:32 PM (VQ0bX)
________

Nothing. But keeping him in the news is advantageous to our side. It's a reminder of what a total scumbag he and his dad are, and how lucky we are that Trump butt-plugged the brown whore in November 2024.

Plus, he's no fan of the current crop of Democraps, and isn't shy about saying it.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2026 01:35 PM (iFTx/)

146 "little bit gay"

Maybe I'm just old fashioned or don't understand something, but to me, being ghey is more of a binary than a scale - you're either attracted to the same sex or you're not.

I really hate this current trope in TV and moobies that if two males are close, obviously they have the hots for each other. As if comradery or brotherhood necessarily involves sexual attraction.

Posted by: Thrawn at September 02, 2026 01:35 PM (Rl7KJ)

147 Posted by: Paul at September 02, 2026 01:23 PM

You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at September 02, 2026 01:35 PM (ccf/V)

148 I thought you must mean a hot new cheerleader so I searched and as I hit the search button I realized "oh he means a gay dude."

I thought maybe she used torches in her dance or something.
Posted by: ace at September 02, 2026 01:31 PM (1wjle)

Sure you did...

Not to worry. We'll remember the search, and who made it.

Posted by: Google at September 02, 2026 01:35 PM (Riz8t)

149 145
Nothing. But keeping him in the news is advantageous to our side. It's a reminder of what a total scumbag he and his dad are, and how lucky we are that Trump butt-plugged the brown whore in November 2024.

Plus, he's no fan of the current crop of Democraps, and isn't shy about saying it.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2026 01:35 PM (iFTx/)

=======

Democrats have largely moved into this territory where they pretend Biden's presidency didn't happen.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 01:35 PM (BKQOu)

150 Nothing new. And going nowhere.

But his former wife and his sister have non-profits in D.C.

His oldest daughter, Naomi, works as an associate attorney at the Washington, D.C. law firm Arnold & Porter.

Among other positions, her lawyer husband was a legal intern at the Office of General Counsel of the U.S. House of Representatives and a legal intern at the U.S. Department of Justice. He may still serve with the US Army's Judge Advocate General's Corps (JAG Corps).

Finnegan Biden, the middle of his oldest three daughters, was reported to be working on global environmental initiatives at Bloomberg Philanthropies.

The youngest of that group, Roberta 'Maisy' Biden works as a fine artist.

And his youngest daughter's support was attached to his art sales. What a shame.

But rest assured, there will be trashy Bidens around for quite a while.

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 02, 2026 01:35 PM (NFX2v)

151 143 I'm not gay! I have sex with crack dealers but I have relationships with women.
Posted by: Hunter Biden at September 02, 2026 01:35 PM (4NO2D)

Now I always hear the response to that in Ice T's voice.

Posted by: Thrawn at September 02, 2026 01:36 PM (Rl7KJ)

152 Dawn Light is cooked.

She had backed up her car to the courthouse's rear parking lot. She allowed the police to search her phone and in the deleted photo folder they found a video of people leaving the courthouse.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2026 01:36 PM (2GVsD)

153 ....... but if you suck only one dick ...

Posted by: Only the punchline at September 02, 2026 01:36 PM (KC5Lt)

154 He's a scumbag who is proud of it and wants everyone to know he is proud of it.

The whole lot of them are diabolical.

Decent people are repulsed.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 02, 2026 01:36 PM (RIvkX)

155 Tucker is such a fraud and a user. He pretended to dislike the Biden’s to his audience when he knowingly knew he had asked Hunter to write a letter of recommendation for his son Buckley, addressed to Georgetown’s president. Hunter told Tucker he would "do anything you would like me to do"

Posted by: redridinghood at September 02, 2026 01:36 PM (1sJit)

156 It all boils down to, he's a homo.

You bang or get banged by a dude. Homo

You dress up as a woman because you want dudes to bang you. Homo.

Just because you bag a hooker on occasion, you're still a homo.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 01:36 PM (ccf/V)

157 Relevance:

Who would you rather leave this country? In what order?

Indians
Muslims
Illegal Aliens

Of that group, you must pick one, who would you choose to be your neighbor?

PRIORITIES

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 01:36 PM (VQ0bX)

158 I really hate this current trope in TV and moobies that if two males are close, obviously they have the hots for each other. As if comradery or brotherhood necessarily involves sexual attraction.

Right?!

Posted by: Alexander the Great at September 02, 2026 01:36 PM (Riz8t)

159 But rest assured, there will be trashy Bidens around for quite a while.
Posted by: L - No nic... at September 02, 2026 01:35 PM

Are there ANY Bidens not on the tit?

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 02, 2026 01:37 PM (4NO2D)

160 Funny how he's so qualified, that no one wants to hire him now that the Big Guy has no influence in government anymore.

Posted by: toddg at September 02, 2026 01:37 PM (HsIYU)

161 Posted by: redridinghood at September 02, 2026 01:36 PM (1sJit)

Yet there are still people who insist Tucker "went crazy"

Posted by: ... at September 02, 2026 01:37 PM (yTlP3)

162 >>>155 Tucker is such a fraud and a user. He pretended to dislike the Biden’s to his audience when he knowingly knew he had asked Hunter to write a letter of recommendation for his son Buckley, addressed to Georgetown’s president. Hunter told Tucker he would "do anything you would like me to do"

Yup. Grifters grifters and more grifters. Politics is full of them. They're attracted to the field because you can have influence without actually being good at anything.

That's what drew me.

Posted by: ace at September 02, 2026 01:38 PM (1wjle)

163 156 It all boils down to, he's a homo.

You bang or get banged by a dude. Homo

You dress up as a woman because you want dudes to bang you. Homo.

Just because you bag a hooker on occasion, you're still a homo.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 01:36 PM (ccf/V)

Not necessarily...

Posted by: Prison Life at September 02, 2026 01:38 PM (l3cgK)

164 He's getting a library, right? Maybe?
Posted by: Martini Farmer
_________

The bookmobile is beyond their funding. Maybe Dr. Jill can put a little Biden library box in front of the house.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at September 02, 2026 01:38 PM (XvL8K)

165 Are there ANY Bidens not on the tit?

Navy, I think is now eating solid food.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2026 01:38 PM (2GVsD)

166 159. Are there ANY Bidens not on the tit?
Posted by: toby928(c)

So far, just the dead.

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 02, 2026 01:38 PM (NFX2v)

167 who is the old lady ?

I think it's the "feed the birds" lady from Mary Poppins -- a crank but a genial and harmless one.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 02, 2026 01:38 PM (vTZFs)

168 This is the 2nd really nice Ben Shapiro backatcha within the past few days:

https://tinyurl.com/33xc9zp4

Background story:

https://tinyurl.com/5ey2d3mk
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at September 02, 2026 01:31 PM (skLNB)
___________

Those guys are fags ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2026 01:38 PM (iFTx/)

169 I'd also avoid people who are 48% surgeons. Just a tip.

Oh, and Hunter's are was also shit.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at September 02, 2026 01:39 PM (Sco7b)

170 That's what drew me.

Posted by: ace at September 02, 2026 01:38 PM (1wjle)

Now now. We won't be having any of that.

Posted by: ... at September 02, 2026 01:39 PM (yTlP3)

171 who is the old lady ?
Posted by: runner at September 02, 2026 01:34 PM (g47mK)
=====

The Bird Lady from Mary Poppins

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 02, 2026 01:39 PM (RIvkX)

172 "The podcaster then wanted to know if he'd be Hunter's "type." A little bit more masculine would be my type, if I was gay," Hunter responded."

How about that. Biden likes to play catcher. Who knew. I had him pegged as a tight end.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at September 02, 2026 01:39 PM (LBYNq)

173 I'm betting Hunter and Ashley did 'stuff'.

Posted by: polynikes at September 02, 2026 01:39 PM (KC5Lt)

174 Yup. Grifters grifters and more grifters. Politics is full of them. They're attracted to the field because you can have influence without actually being good at anything.

That's what drew me.
Posted by: ace at September 02, 2026 01:38 PM

and the free dental.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 02, 2026 01:39 PM (4NO2D)

175 Are there ANY Bidens not on the tit?
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 02, 2026 01:37 PM (4NO2D)

Don't look now, but the prophet Samuel warned about this a long time ago.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at September 02, 2026 01:39 PM (wxsGM)

176 174 and the free dental.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 02, 2026 01:39 PM (4NO2D)

=======

Lisa needs braces.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 01:40 PM (BKQOu)

177 The story about the depths of Hunter Biden's depravity is not interesting. The answer to the question of who was he working for is.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at September 02, 2026 01:40 PM (omubJ)

178 Mommy, will Grandpa and Gramma be inviting us to trick-or-treat in Wilmington or Rehoboth Beach this year?

Posted by: Little Navy Joan at September 02, 2026 01:40 PM (JM9I6)

179 Wow so many artists in that family.

Posted by: ... at September 02, 2026 01:40 PM (yTlP3)

180 Remember how we used to make fun of Billy Carter because he was a bit goofy and probably drank a little too much beer?

We've graduated to crack, whores, indiscriminate sexual ambiguity, fraud, nepotism and more than likely a dozen other less than savory activities.

Posted by: Orson at September 02, 2026 01:40 PM (dIske)

181 Little bit country > little bit gay (even 48%)

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 02, 2026 01:41 PM (2Cry5)

182 Guess who is out there defending the bugger Milo against the horrors of ICE?

David French

Because nothing is more True Conservative than demanding a homo shock-jock grifter illegal alien be allowed to stay in the United States.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 02, 2026 01:41 PM (3cUTc)

183 "I was qualified to be on the board of Burisma because I was on the board of 14 other organizations I wasn't qualified for."

Peak crackhead logic.

Posted by: Halfhand at September 02, 2026 01:41 PM (y3mLl)

184 Viva Frei with Mark Carney memes. Seriously, how stupid is this guy (Carney)?

https://tinyurl.com/5zwr8nxt

Posted by: Archimedes at September 02, 2026 01:41 PM (Riz8t)

185 who is the old lady ?
Posted by: runner at September 02, 2026 01:34 PM (g47mK)

that's from Home Alone 2. The actress was also Charlie MacKenzie's mom in So I Married an Axe Murderer. Forget her name, but she was Irish.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 02, 2026 01:41 PM (PSEDc)

186 The Bird Lady was Brenda Fricker who played pigeon lady in Home Alone 2, along with the star Donald Trump. She died recently

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 02, 2026 01:41 PM (rNkEQ)

187 180 Remember how we used to make fun of Billy Carter because he was a bit goofy and probably drank a little too much beer?

We've graduated to crack, whores, indiscriminate sexual ambiguity, fraud, nepotism and more than likely a dozen other less than savory activities.
Posted by: Orson at September 02, 2026 01:40 PM (dIske)

Everyday, we stray further and further away from God's light.

Posted by: Thrawn at September 02, 2026 01:41 PM (Rl7KJ)

188 Finnegan Biden, the middle of his oldest three daughters

I laughed out loud. Finnegan was the puppet dog on the kids' TV show Mr Dressup.

Posted by: far cry at September 02, 2026 01:42 PM (Q6P2R)

189 48% gay does sound like a bleg for someone to "turn" him.

Posted by: ... at September 02, 2026 01:42 PM (yTlP3)

190
The Bird Lady's from "Home Alone 2" but I'm not getting what the clawback is here.

Maybe cuz Little Ben is supposed to be Macauley Culkin in that lower picture???

Excuse the stupid, but I still don't get it.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 02, 2026 01:42 PM (iJfKG)

191 182 Guess who is out there defending the bugger Milo against the horrors of ICE?

David French

Because nothing is more True Conservative than demanding a homo shock-jock grifter illegal alien be allowed to stay in the United States.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 02, 2026 01:41 PM (3cUTc)

=======

Well, David French is just a Democrat, so anything to go after Trump.

But the wider response amounting to, "We meant all the illegal aliens, and we definitely meant it, but not Milo because he was on our side! Trump targeted him because Milo was so effective against Trump!" That's funny shit.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 01:42 PM (BKQOu)

192 >>> Guess who is out there defending the bugger Milo against the horrors of ICE?
David French
Because nothing is more True Conservative than demanding a homo shock-jock grifter illegal alien be allowed to stay in the United States.

wow. Thank you for that.

Posted by: ace at September 02, 2026 01:42 PM (1wjle)

193 CBD, can we get a week of Biden crack-art?

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at September 02, 2026 01:43 PM (LBYNq)

194 192 >>> Guess who is out there defending the bugger Milo against the horrors of ICE?
David French
Because nothing is more True Conservative than demanding a homo shock-jock grifter illegal alien be allowed to stay in the United States.

wow. Thank you for that.

Posted by: ace at September 02, 2026 01:42 PM (1wjle)

=======

"Milo felt fear while being interviewed. Therefore he should stay in America forever."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 01:43 PM (BKQOu)

195 I think it's the "feed the birds" lady from Mary Poppins -- a crank but a genial and harmless one.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 02, 2026 01:38 PM (vTZFs)

I mean the other one, next to Shapiro 🤣🤣🤣

Posted by: runner at September 02, 2026 01:43 PM (g47mK)

196 Who would you rather leave this country? In what order?

Indians
Muslims
Illegal Aliens
-----------
Illegal alien Muslim Indians.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 02, 2026 01:44 PM (amcLV)

197 Viva Frei with Mark Carney memes. Seriously, how stupid is this guy (Carney)?

https://tinyurl.com/5zwr8nxt
Posted by: Archimedes at September 02, 2026 01:41 PM (Riz8t)

Hysterical.

They made him do the No No Square dance......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 01:44 PM (ccf/V)

198 The Pigeon Sisters are the only actors who were in The
Odd Couple Broadway play, movie, and TV series.

Posted by: Bird Facts at September 02, 2026 01:44 PM (JM9I6)

199 What Hunter's comment tells me is that some of the whores he was banging while cracked out turned out to be trannies
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 02, 2026 01:30 PM (rNkEQ)

Undoubtedly.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 02, 2026 01:45 PM (1z8ji)

200 Cash bail of $50,000 and barring Dawn Light from coming anywhere near the courthouse is what the prosecutors want.

Defense attorney protesting the bail. Saying Dawn is on a fixed income and $50,000 is excessive. Law abiding citizen. That she only wanted a photo of Lindsay Clancy.

Judge drops the bail, imposes the courthouse restriction, and bans Dawn Light from trying to publish any photos.

Not guilty plea entered. Released on personal recognizance. Court date is Oct 15th.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2026 01:45 PM (2GVsD)

201 To continue the gay theme Milo is married to and banging a black dude.
Thus endeth the gay theme

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 02, 2026 01:45 PM (rNkEQ)

202 Who would you rather leave this country? In what order?

Indians
Muslims
Illegal Aliens

===

Who would you..FMK ? in what order ??

Posted by: first time commenter at September 02, 2026 01:45 PM (g47mK)

203 Women are not required to pretend they are sexually interested in men they're not attracted to, but men are now required by the left to pretend they're sexually interested in other men. And sometimes more than just pretend.

You mean unless they're a lesbian and a dude in a dress claims they're a lesbian. Then the lesbian better be willing to suck the feminine penis lest they be a terf.

Posted by: buzzion at September 02, 2026 01:45 PM (3tZV2)

204 David French
@DavidAFrench
·
18h
This is one reason why the attack on empathy is so evil. If we have to wait for person after person to experience the brutality of this administration before we wake up, then we'll inflict an immense amount of pain on our country. But if, instead, we could place ourselves in the shoes of the immigrant in chains, then we can see the injustice more plainly.

And no, this does not mean that we can't or shouldn't deport illegal immigrants when appropriate. It doesn't mean we must have open borders. But we can't lose our own humanity and decency in the process, and we must not use brutality as an instrument of enforcement.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 02, 2026 01:45 PM (3cUTc)

205 196 Who would you rather leave this country? In what order?

Indians
Muslims
Illegal Aliens
_-_

Naw, first the people who invited them here.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at September 02, 2026 01:45 PM (omubJ)

206 TJM, how about a deep dive on Richard Brooks.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at September 02, 2026 01:46 PM (LBYNq)

207 David French. Someone said it perfectly, only about Jonah Goldberg.

David French is the guy that would clone himself so he could watch himself sitting watching another dude bang his woman.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 01:46 PM (ccf/V)

208 You mean unless they're a lesbian and a dude in a dress claims they're a lesbian. Then the lesbian better be willing to suck the feminine penis lest they be a terf.

I'm not smart enough to understand that sentence. Can you make a flow diagram?

Posted by: Archimedes at September 02, 2026 01:46 PM (Riz8t)

209 why is $20 roll of Trump coins cost 61 ? and that's without shipping charges. is this normal?

Posted by: first time commenter at September 02, 2026 01:46 PM (g47mK)

210 "I was qualified to be on the board of Burisma because I was on the board of 14 other organizations I wasn't qualified for."
-----

[splutter...splutter]
I was on the Amtrak Board of Directors!

Posted by: Hunter at September 02, 2026 01:46 PM (XeU6L)

211 Dawn Light? Is Dawn dishwashing liquid fattening?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 02, 2026 01:46 PM (rNkEQ)

212 ironically tho, most crackheads I know grew up in an impoverished rust belt hellscape while he grew up in the lap of luxury. Crack is truly the great equalizer

Being "gay for pay" loses its excuse factor when you have Biden mone

I feel like I should hate him, but I don't. like id meet him at an LA deep dubstep warehouse rave participating in a dmt competition, just because. thats the vibe i get.

Should the one-drop rule apply here? 🤔

Hunter has been on a shitposting rampage lately. Alright, what's the bet that he posts here. A shit poster, kind of gay.... Come on. I'm hearing one of us, one of us.

Fuck it, why shouldn't he be president? The revolution isn't here yet, he might as well be placeholder until then. #Biden2028

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 02, 2026 01:46 PM (neR8a)

213 204
And no, this does not mean that we can't or shouldn't deport illegal immigrants when appropriate. It doesn't mean we must have open borders. But we can't lose our own humanity and decency in the process, and we must not use brutality as an instrument of enforcement.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 02, 2026 01:45 PM (3cUTc)

========

Flagging people with overstayed visas at airports, arresting them, interviewing them, and deporting them to their home country is brutality?

Is David French just a parody at this point?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 01:46 PM (BKQOu)

214 Most "resourceful, resilient, intelligent, and mission oriented" people around." Yes. Yes they are, and all that is devoted to finding and using drugs. It is a singular talent that excludes everything else.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at September 02, 2026 01:47 PM (QaH55)

215 off silliness !

Posted by: runner at September 02, 2026 01:47 PM (g47mK)

216 Indians
Muslims
Illegal Aliens

===

Who would you..FMK ? in what order ??
Posted by: first time commenter at September 02, 2026 01:45 PM (g47mK)

K muslhams.

The rest can f*ck off.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 01:47 PM (ccf/V)

217 "We shouldn't have open borders, but all enforcement of closed borders is brutality and shouldn't happen so that we end up with open borders."
-David French

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 01:47 PM (BKQOu)

218 Okay, people asked and I have a moment while a PKF is being created.

Ladies and Gentlemen!!

I present to you the art work of HUNTER BIDEN!!!

https://tinyurl.com/wczfx2pc

Sorry, Hadrian. One actually has dogs....so technically...art.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at September 02, 2026 01:47 PM (Sco7b)

219 Who would you rather leave this country? In what order?

Indians
Muslims
Illegal Aliens

Note that these are heavily overlapping groups so you really don't have to choose only one.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 02, 2026 01:47 PM (vTZFs)

220 I would not be surprised if Tucker is 48% gay.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 02, 2026 01:47 PM (1sJit)

221 "Immigrant in Chains"?

Oh spare me, fag.

Posted by: ... at September 02, 2026 01:48 PM (yTlP3)

222 Smell

See my #200 for an update.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2026 01:48 PM (2GVsD)

223 Meaning he sucked dick for crack?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

In Hunter's defense, he likes crack a lot.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 02, 2026 01:48 PM (88C+u)

224 Was it ever figured out who left that baggie of cocaine in the White House?

Asking for the Autopen.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 02, 2026 01:48 PM (0sNs1)

225 But we can't lose our own humanity and decency in the process, and we must not use brutality as an instrument of enforcement.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 02, 2026 01:45 PM (3cUTc)
----------
You brute, you brute, you brute, you brute!!!

Posted by: That gay dancer in Blazing Saddles at September 02, 2026 01:48 PM (amcLV)

226 212
Fuck it, why shouldn't he be president? The revolution isn't here yet, he might as well be placeholder until then. #Biden2028

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 02, 2026 01:46 PM (neR8a)

=======

He said mean things about Obama. He's obviously racist.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 01:48 PM (BKQOu)

227 In Hunter's defense, he likes crack a lot.
Posted by: 88C+u at September 02, 2026 01:48 PM

Not yellow, though!

Posted by: Hunter Brandon at September 02, 2026 01:48 PM (0sNs1)

228 David French is the guy that would clone himself so he could watch himself sitting watching another dude bang his woman.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 01:46 PM

I snorted out loud.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 02, 2026 01:48 PM (4NO2D)

229 The Blade, he is zero-point-zero gay. But he dresses really dapper so people think he's gay. Whatevs.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2026 01:48 PM (iFTx/)

230 Dawn Light? Is Dawn dishwashing liquid fattening?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 02, 2026 01:46 PM (rNkEQ)

20% less filling than Tide pods.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon, Turnming Japanese at September 02, 2026 01:49 PM (dK+Kv)

231 What percent gay is Talacreepo?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2026 01:49 PM (iFTx/)

232 David French would clone himself just to see his clone also get cucked.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2026 01:49 PM (2GVsD)

233 Massad F Ayob says that "once you've sucked a dick you're a dick sucker

Pretty much covers Bribem the boi

You reckon he's been to the 0berry and Me-shell Davis school of dance?

Posted by: what the cat drug in at September 02, 2026 01:50 PM (jrgJz)

234 I present to you the art work of HUNTER BIDEN!!!

https://tinyurl.com/wczfx2pc

It's shit. Literally.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 01:50 PM (ccf/V)

235 Fuck it, why shouldn't he be president?

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison

Explains a lot actually.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 02, 2026 01:50 PM (vTZFs)

236 The Blade, he is zero-point-zero gay. But he dresses really dapper so people think he's gay. Whatevs.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2026 01:48 PM

Your manscaping fools them.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 02, 2026 01:50 PM (4NO2D)

237 I've commented previously that if you like modern /abstract art Biden's work doesn't suck IMO.

Posted by: polynikes at September 02, 2026 01:50 PM (KC5Lt)

238 What percent gay is Talacreepo?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2026 01:49 PM (iFTx/)

He gives it 110%.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 01:50 PM (ccf/V)

239 Reminder that Hunter Biden copped to taking a dildo up the 'chute when he was attending the Hustler Club. Not many 100% severe heterosexuals could consider this. Maybe a fierce one like Booker.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 02, 2026 01:50 PM (88C+u)

240 Smell
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2026 01:48 PM

It's penguins all the way down, Jake.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 02, 2026 01:50 PM (0sNs1)

241 The Blade, he is zero-point-zero gay. But he dresses really dapper so people think he's gay. Whatevs.

Do you use Dapper Dan or Fop?

Posted by: Archimedes at September 02, 2026 01:50 PM (Riz8t)

242 The Blade, he is zero-point-zero gay. But he dresses really dapper so people think he's gay. Whatevs.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2026 01:48 PM

So you're a metrosexual.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 01:51 PM (ccf/V)

243 206 TJM, how about a deep dive on Richard Brooks.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram

And the Mitchell Brothers.

Posted by: Rated X at September 02, 2026 01:51 PM (JM9I6)

244 David French is the guy that would clone himself so he could watch himself sitting watching another dude bang his woman.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 01:46 PM

I snorted out loud.
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 02, 2026 01:48 PM (4NO2D)
_____

I think David French is more likely to want to participate in the sessions where the bull services his wife ... participate by helping service the bull.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2026 01:51 PM (iFTx/)

245 What percent gay is Talacreepo?
Posted by: Elric The Blade

Well, to start, he drives a rented pickup up truck in his political ads...

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My president has convictions at September 02, 2026 01:51 PM (LBYNq)

246 Viva Frei with Mark Carney memes. Seriously, how stupid is this guy (Carney)?

https://tinyurl.com/5zwr8nxt
Posted by: Archimedes at September 02, 2026 01:41 PM (Riz8t)

Too bad it's on Twatter, and not viewable to normal humans.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 02, 2026 01:51 PM (1z8ji)

247 He gives it 110%.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 01:50 PM

But not recommended.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 02, 2026 01:51 PM (4NO2D)

248 His grandfather did anything for attention and a buck (see that in Biden's sister and brothers) as did his father. His brother was no saint.

Once his mother - who seemed like a lovely, bright young woman - was killed, he probably never had a chances left to grow up & become a real man.

I have doubts psychopathy can be easily bred out of the entire family.

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 02, 2026 01:51 PM (NFX2v)

249 I would not be surprised if Tucker is 48% gay.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 02, 2026 01:47 PM (1sJit)

Interesting you say that, because I believe in his all boys school days , when he was never sober, failed every class, and instead smoked and ingested everything available to rich nepo boys in private boys' school of the 80s, he most likely experienced some manlove.

Posted by: runner at September 02, 2026 01:52 PM (g47mK)

250 I've commented previously that if you like modern /abstract art Biden's work doesn't suck IMO.
Posted by: polynikes at September 02, 2026 01:50 PM (KC5Lt)
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The ones he had someone else paint and then stiffed her of her promised percentage?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at September 02, 2026 01:52 PM (amcLV)

251 218 Okay, people asked and I have a moment while a PKF is being created.

Ladies and Gentlemen!!

I present to you the art work of HUNTER BIDEN!!!

https://tinyurl.com/wczfx2pc

Sorry, Hadrian. One actually has dogs....so technically...art.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at September 02, 2026 01:47 PM (Sco7b)

I've seen worse on CBD's art thread...

Posted by: Prison Life at September 02, 2026 01:52 PM (l3cgK)

252 I've commented previously that if you like modern /abstract art Biden's work doesn't suck IMO.

Posted by: polynikes at September 02, 2026 01:50 PM (KC5Lt)

Anyone ever seen him paint it

Posted by: ... at September 02, 2026 01:52 PM (yTlP3)

253
I snorted out loud.
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 02, 2026 01:48 PM (4NO2D)

It still makes me laugh uncontrollably. I'm doing a tremendous disservice by not remembering who posted that originally.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 01:52 PM (ccf/V)

254 I've been hit on by gay dudes a lot when I was younger, but none of them were in my league so...

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 02, 2026 01:53 PM (RIvkX)

255 The Blade, he is zero-point-zero gay. But he dresses really dapper so people think he's gay. Whatevs.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2026 01:48 PM

So you're a metrosexual.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 01:51 PM (ccf/V)
_______

Back when that term was in favor ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2026 01:53 PM (iFTx/)

256 Man, you sip one penis, and you're forever labeled.

Posted by: 48% Gay at September 02, 2026 01:53 PM (0sNs1)

257 246 Viva Frei with Mark Carney memes. Seriously, how stupid is this guy (Carney)?

https://tinyurl.com/5zwr8nxt
Posted by: Archimedes at September 02, 2026 01:41 PM (Riz8t)

Great news everybody!!

America's NUMBER ONE trading partner!!
Mexico.

I looked it up. Great job my Canadian retarded leaders. Golf clap. Great job!!!

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at September 02, 2026 01:53 PM (Sco7b)

258 > David French is the guy that would clone himself so he could watch himself sitting watching another dude bang his woman.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 01:46 PM (ccf/V)
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David French has a woman? For real?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 02, 2026 01:53 PM (2Cry5)

259 Posted by: Hunter Brandon

-----------------

That's funny right there.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at September 02, 2026 01:53 PM (VkY89)

260 What percent gay is Talacreepo?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2026 01:49 PM (iFTx/)

I'm naturally straight, but I'm gay by injection.

- Talacreepo

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 02, 2026 01:53 PM (PGK1w)

261 Welp. Nothing to see here...

Posted by: Don in SoCo at September 02, 2026 01:53 PM (omubJ)

262 He gives it 110%.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 01:50 PM

But not recommended.
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 02, 2026 01:51 PM (4NO2D)
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Go to 110%.

Posted by: Captain First Class Tupolev at September 02, 2026 01:53 PM (amcLV)

263
The Blade, he is zero-point-zero gay. But he dresses really dapper so people think he's gay. Whatevs.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2026 01:48 PM

Your manscaping fools them.
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 02, 2026 01:50 PM (4NO2D)

Well, that...and his sequined lederhosen.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 02, 2026 01:54 PM (iJfKG)

264 What percent gay is Talacreepo?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2026 01:49 PM (iFTx/)

Yes.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon, Turnming Japanese at September 02, 2026 01:54 PM (dK+Kv)

265 🎶 In The Navy! 🎵

Posted by: The Village Bidens at September 02, 2026 01:54 PM (R0XxO)

266 Fuck it, why shouldn't he be president? The revolution isn't here yet, he might as well be placeholder until then. #Biden2028
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 02, 2026 01:46 PM (neR8a)

This same poster probably thinks Trump is mentally incompetent and therefore should be removed from office because the country can't survive a mentally-incompetent president.

Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at September 02, 2026 01:54 PM (H+Qqa)

267 "I was qualified to be on the board of Burisma because I was on the board of 14 other organizations I wasn't qualified for."

Peak crackhead logic.
Posted by: Halfhand at September 02, 2026 01:41 PM (y3mLl)

Honestly though, this is how William Perry , Henry Kissinger, Sam Nunn, Bill Frist, Gary Roughead, Jim Mattis got on the board of directors for Theranos, and how the various wastrel crotchfruit of every President for the last 50 years wound up being "deeply committed" to various international organization, multinational and NGO in the world at executive rates

Posted by: Bill Hominy at September 02, 2026 01:54 PM (rbvCR)

268 sequined lederhosen

Okay, I actually guffawed at the image.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 02, 2026 01:54 PM (4NO2D)

269 246 Viva Frei with Mark Carney memes. Seriously, how stupid is this guy (Carney)?

https://tinyurl.com/5zwr8nxt
Posted by: Archimedes at September 02, 2026 01:41 PM (Riz8t)

Too bad it's on Twatter, and not viewable to normal humans.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 02, 2026 01:51 PM (1z8ji)

I use twitterviewer dot net
...

Posted by: Prison Life at September 02, 2026 01:55 PM (l3cgK)

270 The Blade, he is zero-point-zero gay. But he dresses really dapper so people think he's gay. Whatevs.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2026 01:48 PM (iFTx/)

Like Liberace dapper ??

Posted by: runner at September 02, 2026 01:55 PM (g47mK)

271 125 What is relevant about Hunter?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 01:32 PM (VQ0bX)

Democrats are so messed up, Hunter Biden has a real chance to be their 2028 Presidential nominee. I'm no ellipsis, but I see a pattern forming in the clouds where they're going to use a soap opera in their ticket to distract from their contemptible policies. Alexandira Ocasio-Cortez is setting things up for a romance-and-fertility drama, which if she has an unmarried or philandering running mate, could even cross over with his drama. Hunter would be perfect.

Posted by: SciVo at September 02, 2026 01:55 PM (ke3zm)

272 why is $20 roll of Trump coins cost 61 ? and that's without shipping charges. is this normal?
Posted by: first time commenter at September 02, 2026 01:46 PM (g47mK)

Because they are not real coins. They are "merch", meaning branded shit you buy to show your support. Like football jerseys, for example.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 02, 2026 01:55 PM (1z8ji)

273 "I can't be guilty of using my father's office to influence-peddle to Burisma because I was simultaneously influence-peddling with 14 other organizations! I'm smart! Hire me as your lawyer and lobbyist!"
---
And a Gemini WOULD NEVER DO THAT!

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 01:56 PM (Fi81e)

274 Now with 48% more gayness!

Posted by: Bulg at September 02, 2026 01:56 PM (77rzZ)

275 266 Fuck it, why shouldn't he be president? The revolution isn't here yet, he might as well be placeholder until then. #Biden2028
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at September 02, 2026 01:46 PM (neR8a)

This same poster probably thinks Trump is mentally incompetent and therefore should be removed from office because the country can't survive a mentally-incompetent president.

Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at September 02, 2026 01:54 PM (H+Qqa)

=======

People like authenticity.

Hunter is authentic.

He's authentically a corrupt crackhead, but that's more authentic than 99% of politicians worldwide.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 01:56 PM (BKQOu)

276 and how the various wastrel crotchfruit of every President for the last 50 years wound up being "deeply committed" to various international organization, multinational and NGO in the world at executive rates
Posted by: Bill Hominy at September 02, 2026 01:54 PM (rbvCR)

The hell you say.

Posted by: Neil "Yes Yellow" Bush at September 02, 2026 01:56 PM (88C+u)

277
I'm surprised at Hunter Biden's artwork. It ain't shit.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 02, 2026 01:56 PM (mmrXZ)

278 Anyone ever seen him paint it
Posted by: ... at September 02, 2026 01:52 PM (yTlP3)

No idea but there are photos of him painting by blowing through a straw. Ironic now that he says he's 48% Gay.

Posted by: polynikes at September 02, 2026 01:56 PM (KC5Lt)

279 Well I'm sure he had to shower with Joe too, so that would turn you to drugs.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 02, 2026 01:57 PM (n5tGW)

280
I use twitterviewer dot net
...
Posted by: Prison Life at September 02, 2026 01:55 PM (l3cgK)

That's the one I've been using as well. Seems to work alright.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 01:57 PM (ccf/V)

281 277
I'm surprised at Hunter Biden's artwork. It ain't shit.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 02, 2026 01:56 PM (mmrXZ)

Same here.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 02, 2026 01:57 PM (l3cgK)

282 David French has a woman? For real?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 02, 2026 01:53 PM (2Cry5)

Yes, married to Nancy French since the 1990s, according to the interwebs.

They have 3 offspring, but given David's...proclivities, it's an open question how many of those are genetically related to David.

Posted by: Thrawn at September 02, 2026 01:57 PM (Rl7KJ)

283 I'll go as high as 15%. I can't go any higher.

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 01:58 PM (Fi81e)

284 A $20 roll of Trump coins is not the same as in town.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at September 02, 2026 01:58 PM (QaH55)

285 280
I use twitterviewer dot net
...
Posted by: Prison Life at September 02, 2026 01:55 PM (l3cgK)

That's the one I've been using as well. Seems to work alright.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 01:57 PM (ccf/V)

Alright is good enough for me...I have low expectations these days...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 02, 2026 01:58 PM (l3cgK)

286 The Blade, he is zero-point-zero gay. But he dresses really dapper so people think he's gay. Whatevs.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2026 01:48 PM (iFTx/)

Like Liberace dapper ??
Posted by: runner at September 02, 2026 01:55 PM (g47mK)
______

Like Christian Bale in American Psycho ... except my braces are way cooler than his. I have about 20 Trafalgar braces.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2026 01:58 PM (iFTx/)

287 I've commented previously that if you like modern /abstract art Biden's work doesn't suck IMO.

After waiting* for the page to load, it looks like the hallway of any community college art department. There were a couple sprinkled in there that weren't total cookie-cutter crap.

* You'd think a member of 15 BoDs could afford a better hosting service. He should inquire with Pixy.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 02, 2026 01:58 PM (vTZFs)

288 282 David French has a woman? For real?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 02, 2026 01:53 PM (2Cry5)

Yes, married to Nancy French since the 1990s, according to the interwebs.

They have 3 offspring, but given David's...proclivities, it's an open question how many of those are genetically related to David.

Posted by: Thrawn at September 02, 2026 01:57 PM (Rl7KJ)

=======

They divorced recently, if I remember correctly.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 01:59 PM (BKQOu)

289 No idea but there are photos of him painting by blowing through a straw. Ironic now that he says he's 48% Gay.

Posted by: polynikes at September 02, 2026 01:56 PM (KC5Lt)

What color was the material in the straw

Posted by: ... at September 02, 2026 01:59 PM (yTlP3)

290 Was anybody injured in the art thread?

I just got here.

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 01:59 PM (Fi81e)

291 It all boils down to, he's a homo.

You bang or get banged by a dude. Homo

You dress up as a woman because you want dudes to bang you. Homo.

Just because you bag a hooker on occasion, you're still a homo.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 01:36 PM

To quote the esteemed sociologist Andrew Dice Clay,

"You either suck d!ck, or you do not suck d!ck!"

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 02, 2026 01:59 PM (bFu5X)

292 I'm surprised at Hunter Biden's artwork. It ain't shit.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 02, 2026 01:56 PM (mmrXZ)

Same here.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 02, 2026 01:57 PM (l3cgK)
__________

Looks like AI, though

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2026 02:00 PM (iFTx/)

293 No idea but there are photos of him painting by blowing through a straw.

You have no idea how many times he painted in inside of his sinuses before getting it right.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 02, 2026 02:00 PM (vTZFs)

294 I don't think David and Nancy divorced, although since I asked Brave AI, my browser likely thinks I'm a gossipy closeted gay myself.

Posted by: 88C+u at September 02, 2026 02:00 PM (88C+u)

295 288 282 David French has a woman? For real?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 02, 2026 01:53 PM (2Cry5)

Yes, married to Nancy French since the 1990s, according to the interwebs.

They have 3 offspring, but given David's...proclivities, it's an open question how many of those are genetically related to David.

Posted by: Thrawn at September 02, 2026 01:57 PM (Rl7KJ)

=======

They divorced recently, if I remember correctly.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 01:59 PM (BKQOu)

https://youtu.be/FMa7Sdzcf7o

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 02, 2026 02:01 PM (l3cgK)

296 Also, did anybody sustain an aesthetic injury from Hunter Biden's painting?

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 02:01 PM (Fi81e)

297
To quote the esteemed sociologist Andrew Dice Clay,

"You either suck d!ck, or you do not suck d!ck!"
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 02, 2026 01:59 PM (bFu5X)

He was a scholar.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 02:02 PM (ccf/V)

298 I thought some gal did all the paintings he takes credit for?

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at September 02, 2026 02:02 PM (VkY89)

299 David French has a woman? For real?
Posted by: Martini Farmer

The typical terms are "beard" or "lavender marriage." Or she is a lazy gold-digger and figured she could lead a relatively comfortable life leeching off him while still sleeping with hot dudes.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 02, 2026 02:03 PM (neR8a)

300 "Aesthetic Injury".

Same energy as "America has to stop meming, first."

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 02:03 PM (Fi81e)

301 I thought some gal did all the paintings he takes credit for?
Posted by: NALNAMSAM at September 02, 2026 02:02 PM (VkY89)

Hunter is the Milli Vanilli of the Art World?

No way.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 02:03 PM (ccf/V)

302 I use twitterviewer dot net
...
Posted by: Prison Life at September 02, 2026 01:55 PM (l3cgK)

And how does one do that?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 02, 2026 02:03 PM (1z8ji)

303 He was a scholar.......
Posted by: Sponge

My favorite line of his is from Ford Fairlane:

"So many assholes, so few bullets."

Posted by: Bulg at September 02, 2026 02:03 PM (77rzZ)

304 297
To quote the esteemed sociologist Andrew Dice Clay,

"You either suck d!ck, or you do not suck d!ck!"
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 02, 2026 01:59 PM (bFu5X)

He was a scholar.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 02:02 PM (ccf/V)

Kinda like not being possible to be a little bit pregnant...you either are or aren't.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 02, 2026 02:03 PM (l3cgK)

305 Too bad it's on Twatter, and not viewable to normal humans.

I think maybe since bigfooting Xcancel, they might have loosened up a bit. I was able to watch the video on X.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 02, 2026 02:03 PM (vTZFs)

306
If Hunter were really smart he could have pulled something off like this:

Christopher F. Rufo ⚔️
@christopherrufo

EXCLUSIVE: A respiratory therapist named Curtis Kurkova billed California Medicaid $40 million, then spent millions on sports cars, private jets, luxury resorts, and an enormous mansion next to the Kardashian house.

The experts told us it had all the red flags for fraud.

Posted by: beckster at September 02, 2026 02:04 PM (kX27y)

307 In April 2026, Hunter’s legal representation filed documents indicating he was "living abroad" in Cape Town, South Africa—where Melissa is originally from.
Hunter even mentioned in a podcast appearance around that timeframe that he had been spending time in Cape Town and had "fallen madly in love" with the city.
Shortly after those filings, investigative reports by outlets like the New York Post revealed that the couple was not actually permanently residing in South Africa.
Sources close to the family disclosed that the South Africa story was a "ruse" to deflect creditors. In reality, Hunter and Melissa have been holed up at a luxury 8,000-acre estate in Santa Ynez, California (about two hours north of Los Angeles).

Now that's scary 'cause how is he pulling that off?

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 02, 2026 02:04 PM (NFX2v)

308 Like Christian Bale in American Psycho ... except my braces are way cooler than his. I have about 20 Trafalgar braces.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2026 01:58 PM

*nods approvingly*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 02, 2026 02:04 PM (bFu5X)

309 I know this, if he banged his niece, he's 100% pedo.

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 02:04 PM (Fi81e)

310 The Blade is feeling pretty good about his prediction that Ariana Grande would be dead by the time she's 40.

https://tinyurl.com/4p2fd2aa

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2026 02:04 PM (iFTx/)

311 304 297
To quote the esteemed sociologist Andrew Dice Clay,

"You either suck d!ck, or you do not suck d!ck!"
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 02, 2026 01:59 PM (bFu5X)

UNLESS it's your own!

But that's a lot of yoga.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at September 02, 2026 02:04 PM (Sco7b)

312
My favorite line of his is from Ford Fairlane:

"So many assholes, so few bullets."
Posted by: Bulg at September 02, 2026 02:03 PM (77rzZ)

Very underrated movie, that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 02:05 PM (ccf/V)

313 https://tinyurl.com/33xc9zp4

===

who is the old lady ?
Posted by: runner at September 02, 2026 01:34 PM (g47mK)
====================
A character from "Home Alone" iirc

Posted by: President For Life Barack I, therapist at September 02, 2026 02:05 PM (yE2CW)

314 I thought some gal did all the paintings he takes credit for?
Posted by: NALNAMSAM at September 02, 2026 02:02 PM (VkY89)

Would not be surprised but assume that would be huge news since people paid six figures for some of the pieces. Though of course that was also money laundering.

Posted by: polynikes at September 02, 2026 02:05 PM (KC5Lt)

315 309 I know this, if he banged his niece, he's 100% pedo.

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 02:04 PM (Fi81e)

Some of the released photos from his laptop seem to strongly imply it...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 02, 2026 02:05 PM (l3cgK)

316 And yet Oblahblah still polls as.the most popular person in the US, allegedly

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 02, 2026 02:05 PM (bX16E)

317 It's like that joke, "you design one house, no one calls you an architect; you fix one car, no one calls you a mechanic; but you suck one dick and everyone calls you a fag."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 02, 2026 02:05 PM (3cUTc)

318 Also, did anybody sustain an aesthetic injury from Hunter Biden's painting?
Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 02:01 PM (Fi81e)
==================
Alert John Roberts!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 02, 2026 02:06 PM (yE2CW)

319 OT: I am trying to find a cheap flight from Great Falls to Ft. Worth for the MoMee. No luck. Cheapest flight from my AO is around 750 bucks CDN.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 02, 2026 02:06 PM (1z8ji)

320 310 The Blade is feeling pretty good about his prediction that Ariana Grande would be dead by the time she's 40.

https://tinyurl.com/4p2fd2aa

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2026 02:04 PM (iFTx/)

She's an anorexic mess...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 02, 2026 02:06 PM (l3cgK)

321 I think David French is more likely to want to participate in the sessions where the bull services his wife ... participate by helping service the bull.
--
More likely, he'd be fussing at the bull to take more hydration breaks.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 02, 2026 02:06 PM (3cUTc)

322 It's like that joke, "you design one house, no one calls you an architect; you fix one car, no one calls you a mechanic; but you suck one dick and everyone calls you a fag."
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 02, 2026 02:05 PM (3cUTc)
---
"But you fuck just one goat..."

Posted by: Just the Punchline at September 02, 2026 02:07 PM (Fi81e)

323 There is no corpse and they deserve to be exposed every day of the week.

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 02, 2026 02:07 PM (NFX2v)

324 319 OT: I am trying to find a cheap flight from Great Falls to Ft. Worth for the MoMee. No luck. Cheapest flight from my AO is around 750 bucks CDN.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 02, 2026 02:06 PM (1z8ji)

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It's the anti-Canadian meme surcharge that Carney is waging against the American people that won't affect the Canadian people at all.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 02:07 PM (BKQOu)

325 Podcasts are less than a dime a dozen now. Everyone and their uncle has a podcast. About every other “news” story on yahoo is some “scoop” about how some semi-famous person said this or that on some podcast no one has ever heard of…. We live in a retarded society

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at September 02, 2026 02:07 PM (3sMS0)

326 Well, if they ever need something to break through this physical reality and enter transdimensional space, Hunter's laptop could probably get the job done

Posted by: 88C+u at September 02, 2026 02:08 PM (88C+u)

327 317 It's like that joke, "you design one house, no one calls you an architect; you fix one car, no one calls you a mechanic; but you suck one dick and everyone calls you a fag."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 02, 2026 02:05 PM (3cUTc)

Or willing let another man suck yours...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 02, 2026 02:08 PM (l3cgK)

328

https://tinyurl.com/4p2fd2aa
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2026 02:04 PM (iFTx/)

HOUNDED out of public life.

Someone call the ASPCA. She looks like those starving dogs in the commercials......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 02:08 PM (ccf/V)

329 I think maybe since bigfooting Xcancel, they might have loosened up a bit. I was able to watch the video on X.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 02, 2026 02:03 PM (vTZFs)

Did not work for me. I get a big popup demanding I join Twatter.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 02, 2026 02:08 PM (1z8ji)

330 The Blade is feeling pretty good about his prediction that Ariana Grande would be dead by the time she's 40.

https://tinyurl.com/4p2fd2aa

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2026 02:04 PM (iFTx/)

She's an anorexic mess...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 02, 2026 02:06 PM

Seriously. Someone get that kid a sammich or five, stat!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 02, 2026 02:08 PM (bFu5X)

331 If Carney finds memes too painful, Canada provides a final solution for that.

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 02:08 PM (Fi81e)

332 The Blade is feeling pretty good about his prediction that Ariana Grande would be dead by the time she's 40.

https://tinyurl.com/4p2fd2aa

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2026 02:04 PM (iFTx/)

She's an anorexic mess...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 02, 2026 02:06 PM (l3cgK)
_____

The only question in my mind is if she dies by suicide or OD ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2026 02:08 PM (iFTx/)

333 I have never owned a pair of lederhosen. I am a traitor to the German half of my family I guess.

Posted by: toby928(c) at September 02, 2026 02:09 PM (4NO2D)

334 Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2026 02:04 PM (iFTx/)

She's an anorexic mess...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 02, 2026 02:06 PM (l3cgK)

I hope she'll be alright. She was really cute on 'Victorious'. 'Sam and Cat' was pretty annoying. They did have Laverne and Shirley show up one episode.

Girl looks like hell now.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at September 02, 2026 02:09 PM (Sco7b)

335 Airfares are up big YOY

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 02, 2026 02:09 PM (RIvkX)

336
UNLESS it's your own!

But that's a lot of yoga.
Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at September 02, 2026 02:04 PM (Sco7b)

I have zero desire to suck my or any other dick.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 02:09 PM (ccf/V)

337 Did not work for me. I get a big popup demanding I join Twatter.

I got that but it went away when I clicked elsewhere on the page.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 02, 2026 02:10 PM (vTZFs)

338
The only question in my mind is if she dies by suicide or OD ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 02, 2026 02:08 PM (iFTx/)

Starvation.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 02:10 PM (ccf/V)

339 "But you fuck just one goat..."

Posted by: Just the Punchline at September 02, 2026 02:07 PM (Fi81e)

That makes you Islamist.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon, Turnming Japanese at September 02, 2026 02:10 PM (dK+Kv)

340 Tensor's LLM prude censor has had a seizure. Any change to a working auto generated prompt results in an error. Even changing the hair color from green to blue.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2026 02:10 PM (2GVsD)

341 I hope she'll be alright. She was really cute on 'Victorious'. 'Sam and Cat' was pretty annoying. They did have Laverne and Shirley show up one episode.

Girl looks like hell now.
Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at September 02, 2026 02:09 PM (Sco7b)

The Wall is vicious and undefeated.

Dunno if she had "procedures" done but they don't help in the long-run.

Posted by: Thrawn at September 02, 2026 02:10 PM (Rl7KJ)

342 336
UNLESS it's your own!

But that's a lot of yoga.
Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at September 02, 2026 02:04 PM (Sco7b)

I have zero desire to suck my or any other dick.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 02:09 PM (ccf/V)

I know someone who's kid is severely autistic...eats anything including metal. Also is so apparently overly endowed to the point his mom caught him autofelating in his room one day...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 02, 2026 02:12 PM (l3cgK)

343 285 280
I use twitterviewer dot net
...
Posted by: Prison Life at September 02, 2026 01:55 PM (l3cgK)

That's the one I've been using as well. Seems to work alright.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 01:57 PM (ccf/V)

Alright is good enough for me...I have low expectations these days...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
---

Something happened, quick. It wasn't working yesterday.
Musk monster. Wonder if Xcancel is online again? Checking.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 02:12 PM (VQ0bX)

344 Is the site running slow for anyone else?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 02, 2026 02:12 PM (diia5)

345 Nope

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 02:13 PM (VQ0bX)

346 I have never owned a pair of lederhosen. I am a traitor to the German half of my family I guess.
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 02, 2026 02:09 PM

So a drindl is right out, then?

Posted by: George Takei at September 02, 2026 02:13 PM (0sNs1)

347 345 Nope

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 02:13 PM (VQ0bX)

Sometimes yes, sometimes no. I blame my cable company.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 02, 2026 02:13 PM (l3cgK)

348
I know someone who's kid is severely autistic...eats anything including metal. Also is so apparently overly endowed to the point his mom caught him autofelating in his room one day...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at September 02, 2026 02:12 PM (l3cgK)

He 18?

Posted by: Brazzers at September 02, 2026 02:14 PM (ccf/V)

349 It's Musk

On Monday 24th August at 8PM EST, we received at letter from X Corp. asking to cease and desist the service XCancel.
The service XCancel is stopped until further notice.
We are seeking legal advice and won't share more details for now.
Thank you for the trust you have put in these two years of XCancel.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 02:14 PM (VQ0bX)

350 Had I awakened today from a 15-year long coma, I would not have to read anything to learn about Hunter's wasted life during those 15 years. I would immediately know the essentials of Hunter's life during that period, as soon as someone reminded me he's is Joe Biden's son.

Posted by: Gref at September 02, 2026 02:14 PM (5rh/l)

351 "You either suck d!ck, or you do not suck d!ck!"
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 02, 2026 01:59 PM (bFu5X)
---
"There is no try!" - Ancient Jedi Master

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 02, 2026 02:15 PM (FZ29D)

352 I have never owned a pair of lederhosen. I am a traitor to the German half of my family I guess.
Posted by: toby928(c)

Same. I drink more beer to balance it out.

Posted by: mikeski at September 02, 2026 02:15 PM (VHUov)

353 350 Had I awakened today from a 15-year long coma, I would not have to read anything to learn about Hunter's wasted life during those 15 years. I would immediately know the essentials of Hunter's life during that period, as soon as someone reminded me he's is Joe Biden's son.

Posted by: Gref at September 02, 2026 02:14 PM (5rh/l)

=======

So, you'd assumed that he died in W's pointless war while firing two miniguns from under his arms, saving Hillary Clinton's life from enemy fire, and inhaling toxic smoke from tire fires like Beau?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 02:16 PM (BKQOu)

354 David French:
"But we can't lose our own humanity and decency in the process, and we must not use brutality as an instrument of enforcement."
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 02, 2026 01:45 PM (3cUTc)
__________________________

This argument is as old as the hills, and it's an absolute, cowardly cop-out.

"Humanity and decency" apparently are synonomous with "enabling". This is the menality of a simp...someone whose mantra is "thank you, sir, may I have another."

"Will you please leave," doesn't work. The "honor system" does not work on those with no honor. And, all that being said, I shutter to think how David French defines brutality.

Posted by: Orson at September 02, 2026 02:16 PM (dIske)

355 Yeah, he ain't running for president.

Those pics reprised for middle America won't fly.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 02:16 PM (VQ0bX)

356 Hunter is also threatening to out D.C. pols with his 48% gayness.
He puts his trash out for all to see and waits to pounce and ruin others.

That's a Biden.

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 02, 2026 02:16 PM (NFX2v)

357 I got that but it went away when I clicked elsewhere on the page.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 02, 2026 02:10 PM (vTZFs)

Well, I got it to play, but the sound didn't work. Really wasn't all that great, anyhow.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 02, 2026 02:17 PM (1z8ji)

358 I have never owned a pair of lederhosen. I am a traitor to the German half of my family I guess.
Posted by: toby928(c) at September 02, 2026 02:09 PM (4NO2D)

This disqualifies you from singing the Beer Barrel Polka. For life.

Posted by: Will Robinson. at September 02, 2026 02:17 PM (A3xvt)

359 355 Yeah, he ain't running for president.

Those pics reprised for middle America won't fly.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 02:16 PM (VQ0bX)

======

"running for president" is not the same thing as "expecting to win the presidency."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 02:17 PM (BKQOu)

360 Wasn't it an Ariana Grande concert where the muzzie killed a bunch of teenage girls in the UK? Throw that into the blender of all her other psychopathys.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at September 02, 2026 02:17 PM (QaH55)

361
======

"running for president" is not the same thing as "expecting to win the presidency."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 02:17 PM (BKQOu)

He got debts to pay and mouths to feed, yo.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 02:17 PM (ccf/V)

362 People bash my ideas about dissolving the Union because they love being lorded over by homosexual crackheads.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 02, 2026 02:18 PM (BI5O2)

363 361
======

"running for president" is not the same thing as "expecting to win the presidency."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 02:17 PM (BKQOu)

He got debts to pay and mouths to feed, yo.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 02:17 PM (ccf/V)

=======

"And I've got $5 to donate."
-Reddit

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 02, 2026 02:18 PM (BKQOu)

364 348
I know someone who's kid is severely autistic...eats anything including metal. Also is so apparently overly endowed to the point his mom caught him autofelating in his room one day...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
---

Jason Arday?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 02:18 PM (VQ0bX)

365 Wasn't it an Ariana Grande concert where the muzzie killed a bunch of teenage girls in the UK? Throw that into the blender of all her other psychopathys.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at September 02, 2026 02:17 PM (QaH55)

Yes. She's a train wreck, sure. That incident didn't help much......I'll grant her that one.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 02, 2026 02:18 PM (ccf/V)

366 "I had been on the board of about 14 other major national and international organizations..."

Liquidate your holdings and withdraw your donations to any and all of those pinheads. That you would put that disaster on your board? Dysfunction doesn't begin to describe it. Corruption doesn't either. Criminal fiduciary negligence might, though.

Will no one rid us of Clintons and Bidens?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 02, 2026 02:18 PM (oji8u)

367 "But you fuck just one goat..."
Posted by: Just the Punchline at September 02, 2026 02:07 PM

Obligatory:

https://youtu.be/Quk06iHsIn4

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 02, 2026 02:18 PM (QIawq)

368 I thought some gal did all the paintings he takes credit for?
Posted by: NALNAMSAM at September 02, 2026 02:02 PM (VkY89)

Would not be surprised but assume that would be huge news since people paid six figures for some of the pieces. Though of course that was also money laundering.
Posted by: polynikes at September 02, 2026 02:05 PM (KC5Lt)

Someone on the previous thread said that a girl doing the art and him taking credit had been proven a hoax. Black Orchid knew him in high school and said he was very artistic and produced at least a couple of nice pieces, so I'd guess the work probably really is his.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 02, 2026 02:20 PM (lFFaq)

369 People bash my ideas about dissolving the Union because they love being lorded over by homosexual crackheads.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 02, 2026 02:18 PM (BI5O2)

That would lay us open to being Canada 2.0 lorded over by the Chinese. In a choice between homosexual crackheads and the Chinese. Why do you think the Chinese will be better masters?

Posted by: Bill Hominy at September 02, 2026 02:20 PM (rbvCR)

370 Blowing yourself is gay AF.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 02, 2026 02:20 PM (BI5O2)

371 Yeah, he ain't running for president.

Those pics reprised for middle America won't fly.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 02:16 PM (VQ0bX)
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What pics?

They've been around forever but information dominance has kept people from ever seeing the evidence of crimes on Hunter's laptop--not to mention kept them from knowing that it has been almost certified as his laptop!

Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 02:20 PM (Fi81e)

372 Blowing yourself is gay AF.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 02, 2026 02:20 PM (BI5O2)

NOW you tell me......

Posted by: Ron Jeremy at September 02, 2026 02:21 PM (ccf/V)

373 That would lay us open to being Canada 2.0 lorded over by the Chinese. In a choice between homosexual crackheads and the Chinese. Why do you think the Chinese will be better masters?
Posted by: Bill Hominy at September 02, 2026 02:20 PM (rbvCR

Maybe your susdy State. Mine's nuked the fuck up, big time.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 02, 2026 02:21 PM (BI5O2)

374 Neu dirty Trish thread

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 02, 2026 02:21 PM (2GVsD)

375 Black Orchid knew him in high school and said he was very artistic and produced at least a couple of nice pieces, so I'd guess the work probably really is his.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 02, 2026 02:20 PM (lFFaq)

I knew Black Orchid was a plant.

Posted by: ... at September 02, 2026 02:21 PM (yTlP3)

376 *sissy State

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 02, 2026 02:21 PM (BI5O2)

377 Maybe Hunter can use some of that Burisma money on his old man's library?

He's getting a library, right? Maybe?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 02, 2026 01:31 PM (2Cry5)

Yeah. They're in the process of modifying the van down by the river.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 02, 2026 02:21 PM (hmYU4)

378 This will work.

twitterviewer.net

https://tinyurl.com/ycxecpk7

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 02:21 PM (VQ0bX)

379 Ariana licks the bakery donuts and winds up anorexic. Oh, well.

But it's very Snow White, poison apple.

Posted by: L - No nic... at September 02, 2026 02:21 PM (NFX2v)

380 Found a non-stop return flight, Spokane to Ft. Worth. $489 USD. Factor in the exchange, and cost of driving there and back, and the time to do so, the 750 Loonies to fly from Calgary is better.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 02, 2026 02:21 PM (1z8ji)

381 Nood.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 02, 2026 02:22 PM (0sNs1)

382 Blowing yourself is gay AF.

Clearly. But being able to is something else again.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 02, 2026 02:22 PM (vTZFs)

383 Telling the police that your autistic son choked to death on his own penis would probably lead to a murder charge

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 02, 2026 02:22 PM (rNkEQ)

384 They've been around forever but information dominance has kept people from ever seeing the evidence of crimes on Hunter's laptop--not to mention kept them from knowing that it has been almost certified as his laptop!
Posted by: Axeman at September 02, 2026 02:20 PM (Fi81e)

His defense is that there is far too much information provided to have been just on his laptop, and he claims the information was stolen from his cloud storage, so it was clearly an op.
Mind you, I have yet to hear him claim any of the information was false, but then I suppose he doesn't have to with that pardon for all crimes from his pop.

Posted by: Bill Hominy at September 02, 2026 02:23 PM (rbvCR)

385 Found a non-stop return flight, Spokane to Ft. Worth. $489 USD.

Any chance of Austin or San Antonio being any better. Those would be roughly 2 and 3 hour drives respectively.

Posted by: Oddbob at September 02, 2026 02:23 PM (vTZFs)

386 The text and the video do not match.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 02, 2026 02:24 PM (VQ0bX)

387 "During the course of the interview, Biden said that 'true addicts' are some of the most 'resourceful, resilient, intelligent, and mission oriented' people around..."

Right. Nothing more intellectually analytical than a True Addict. They're Einsteins. And if you can't believe a True Addict, who can you believe?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 02, 2026 02:24 PM (oji8u)

388 "Black Orchid knew him in high school and said he was very artistic and produced at least a couple of nice pieces, so I'd guess the work probably really is his."

He has a nude self-portrait where he is mirrored laying on a bed. Its actually really good.

But the internet has hidden it. You can't find any images of it. But I'd say its his best work.

Posted by: Harun at September 02, 2026 02:25 PM (IuIym)

389 >>>The left has a new rule to show you're an "ally:" If a gay man flirts with you, and you're straight, you're supposed to flirt back and entertain the possibility that you might have sex with him.

If a woman does this, she's called a c*cktease.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at September 02, 2026 03:03 PM (w6EFb)

390 Hunter Biden might be clean now (who knows?), but he still has crazy eyes.

Posted by: RebeccaH at September 02, 2026 03:09 PM (VFung)

391 "I was chairman of the board of the UN World Food Program, which is the largest humanitarian organization in the world -- we increased the budget when I was chairman from $1.8 billion to $2.6 billion when I was there."

So what? Tell me how many more people you fed, or how much you improved what you were feeding them.

Posted by: RonF at September 02, 2026 03:24 PM (DiLSx)

392 Just for the record, I would argue that not all women hit the wall. Evidence: Dolly Parton.

Posted by: SimoHayha at September 02, 2026 03:28 PM (IeYnM)

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Hunter Biden: I Used Burisma Money To Buy Drugs and Whores and My Daddy Used to Visit Me in My Crackdens With His Vice Presidential MotorcadeUpdate: Hunter Says He's "48% Gay" Which Seems Low to Me

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Hunter Biden: I Used Burisma Money To Buy Drugs and Whores and My Daddy Used to Visit Me in My Crackdens With His Vice Presidential Motorcade
Update: Hunter Says He's "48% Gay" Which Seems Low to Me