Massachusetts "Man" Who Speaks Only Portuguese Arrested for Strangling a Woman After She Refused to Have Sex With Him; He Says He Strangled Her "by Accident" after Going "Crazy"

It could happen anywhere but it mostly happens in blue shitholes.

A man is being held without bail in connection with a woman found dead at her home in Framingham on Thursday. Framingham police said the suspect, 43-year-old Flavio Dias, called 911 stating he killed the victim by mistake and strangled her.

Boy is his face red!

Dias is being charged with assault and battery causing serious bodily harm. He's also facing one count of possession of ammunition without a firearm identification card.
The family of the victim, identified as 33-year-old Brianna Connolly, could be seen getting emotional as they heard the details of the case in the courtroom.
...
"He states very clearly, 'Can I have police? A homicide just happened here right now,'" Brandt stated.
Brandt said Dias was speaking in Portuguese.
"He then states, 'I ended up killing a woman by mistake.' He says, 'I went crazy and suffocated her later on, says that he strangled her,' Brandt stated.

Oh, he went crazy? I'm sure the Lindsay Clancy Legions will defend his right to strangle a woman to death.

Brandt claimed Dias then stated on the 911 call that he was at the victim's home on Waverly Street in Framingham, and they were doing drugs. He said Dias stated they got into an argument because he wanted to have sex, but she did not.

This sure is a Mystery. We'll probably never solve the crime of the Massachusetts Man.

Oh wait, no, turns out it was easy:

Bill Melugin
@BillMelugin_
34m
BREAKING: I'm told by multiple federal sources that the suspect in custody for strangling a woman to death in her home in Framingham, MA on Thursday is a Brazilian illegal alien w/ prior arrests for DUI & aggravated assault w/ a weapon who is believed to have entered the U.S. illegally as a gotaway in 2019.
Sources confirm that ICE has now placed a detainer on 43-year-old Flavio Diaz with law enforcement in Middlesex County, MA.

And Massachusetts, of course, will not honor that detainer.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:32 PM

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1 One

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 01, 2026 01:32 PM (rNkEQ)

2 Just as innocent as Clancy

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 01, 2026 01:33 PM (zjgNU)

3 Whole lot of crazy going around in Massachusetts.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 01, 2026 01:33 PM (ExV1e)

4 >>> Oh, he went crazy? I'm sure the Lindsay Clancy Legions will defend his right to strangle a woman to death.

Give him a break, Ace! It was his time of the month.

Posted by: LizLem at September 01, 2026 01:33 PM (Eng1Z)

5 Wonder if he'll have hordes of women supporting him

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 01, 2026 01:33 PM (rNkEQ)

6 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 01:34 PM (ccf/V)

7 And Massachusetts, of course, will not honor that detainer.

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And deport the man who's going to cure cancer?

Are you mad?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 01:34 PM (BKQOu)

8 Whole lot of crazy going around in Massachusetts.

The state has gotten worse since Whitey Bulger stopped running it...which is saying something

Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2026 01:34 PM (sKqQm)

9 Oh, I'm seeing red for this one, that's for sure!

Posted by: pookysgirl, ducking kitten paws at September 01, 2026 01:34 PM (Wt5PA)

10 An illegal Brazilian in Framingham? You don't say. You. Don't. Say....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 01, 2026 01:34 PM (9Q+nP)

11 Oh, he went crazy? I'm sure the Lindsay Clancy Legions will defend his right to strangle a woman to death.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:31 PM

They might, he's an oppressed minority with no power whatsoever.

(Except the power over life and death, but who cares about that!?)

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 01, 2026 01:34 PM (zjgNU)

12 I do that, I'm buried under the prison. Then put to death.

Illegal does it? Maryland Man just trying to live a better life. People make mistakes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 01:35 PM (ccf/V)

13 Out: Curin' cancer

In: Accidentally strangling some chick that won't put out

Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2026 01:35 PM (sKqQm)

14 I'm sure he's just misunderstood. Totally understandable temporary insanity but he's fine now.

Posted by: AMartel at September 01, 2026 01:35 PM (EyAQh)

15 Silver crucifix....check
Garlic necklace....check

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 01, 2026 01:35 PM (u9Xr5)

16 Pic shows Dias has foam coming out his ears. No wonder women won't have sex with him.

Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 01:35 PM (Jr5Lq)

17 This is his culture.

Who are we to judge?

America doesn't even have a culture.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 01:35 PM (BKQOu)

18 Meh. Someone did something.

Posted by: Ilhan Omar at September 01, 2026 01:35 PM (XeU6L)

19 Last year an illegal raped a 14 year old in MA. The governor was asked about it and responded "Well these things happen" and rolled her eyes.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2026 01:35 PM (sKqQm)

20 His understanding of American customs and laws is, how you say.... limited.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 01, 2026 01:36 PM (2Cry5)

21 He had Post Rejection Depression.
He heard her voice in his head telling him to suffocate her.
He's really depressed now.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 01, 2026 01:36 PM (mkw2N)

22 19 Last year an illegal raped a 14 year old in MA. The governor was asked about it and responded "Well these things happen" and rolled her eyes.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2026 01:35 PM (sKqQm)

=======

Her feminist bonafides are unquestioned.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 01:36 PM (BKQOu)

23 And Massachusetts, of course, will not honor that detainer.
Posted by Disinformation Expert Ace

White American men commit more rapes than undocumented migrants!!!!!

Posted by: AWFL Rape Apologists at September 01, 2026 01:36 PM (t19vo)

24 Post-cockblock psychosis. Not guilty.

Posted by: If men and woman were equal at September 01, 2026 01:37 PM (TbWk/)

25 I said Maryland Man in an obvious hat tip to the glorious illegal human smuggling wife beater that's just trying to raise a family.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 01:37 PM (ccf/V)

26 he killed the victim by mistake and strangled her.

Some people did something.
Mistakes were made.
They were in the enthusiasm of the moment.
What difference, at this point does it make?
Old news.
Time to move on.

OrangeMan Bad !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: (D)emocrats & the MSM at September 01, 2026 01:37 PM (0sNs1)

27 I foresee a bunch of married guys making tiktoks where they ask their wives for sex and follow the rejection with "Me too, Flavio."

It'll be a sensation.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 01, 2026 01:37 PM (ExV1e)

28 Trump: They aren't sending their finest.

The FNM: This is a racist lie. Our undocumented workers are doctors who are going to cure cancer or at least clean our toilets.

Undocumented workers: Oops, sorry I strangled one of your women to death after trying to rape her. My bad!

Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2026 01:37 PM (sKqQm)

29 Mistakes were made.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 01, 2026 01:37 PM (u9Xr5)

30 Last year an illegal raped a 14 year old in MA. The governor was asked about it and responded "Well these things happen" and rolled her eyes.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2026 01:35 PM

It's all just a part of that rich, multicultural, urban experience, donchaknow.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 01, 2026 01:37 PM (9Q+nP)

31 23 And Massachusetts, of course, will not honor that detainer.
Posted by Disinformation Expert Ace

White American men commit more rapes than undocumented migrants!!!!!

Posted by: AWFL Rape Apologists at September 01, 2026 01:36 PM (t19vo)

======

"In the aggregate, immigrants (I'm not saying legal vs. illegal for no real reason) commit fewer crimes than native born Americans. And that's the reason I object to deporting any illegal immigrant who commits a crime in America."
-CATO

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 01:37 PM (BKQOu)

32 "You make sex with me. NOW!"

"No......"

MURDER MURDER MURDER DEATH KILL

"It was an accident......."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 01:37 PM (ccf/V)

33 White American men commit more rapes than undocumented migrants!!!!!

100% chance this guy is listed as a white perp in the MA database.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2026 01:37 PM (sKqQm)

34 >>>And deport the man who's going to cure cancer?
Are you mad?

lol

Posted by: ace at September 01, 2026 01:38 PM (1wjle)

35 Whole lot of crazy going around in Massachusetts.

What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Abigail Spanberger at September 01, 2026 01:38 PM (Riz8t)

36 His understanding of American customs and laws is, how you say.... limited.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

====

Or he understands them all too well . . .

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 01, 2026 01:38 PM (ZQ2gv)

37 Clearly, his hormones were messed up.

Posted by: huerfano at September 01, 2026 01:38 PM (2Xqig)

38 The Paolo >>> The Flavio.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 01, 2026 01:38 PM (2ocoG)

39 The fact that the people haven't risen up and laid waste to the entire Biden administration shocks and saddens me........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 01:38 PM (ccf/V)

40 So.... it was her house?

Sorry, this is a Darwin award.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 01, 2026 01:38 PM (mP0Kj)

41 21 He had Post Rejection Depression.
He heard her voice in his head telling him to suffocate her.
He's really depressed now.
Posted by: bonhomme

The poor guy was so depressed, he couldn't muster the energy to cut himself or leap out the window. Plus he's a Taurus! He's obviously innocent.

Where was Bibi Netanyahu?

Posted by: Lindsay Clancy at September 01, 2026 01:39 PM (t19vo)

42 >>>24 Post-cockblock psychosis. Not guilty.

the pain is real, yo

my junk turns blue n' shit for real

Posted by: ace at September 01, 2026 01:39 PM (1wjle)

43 Just frigging shoot him and deport the corpse. Nothing fancy, an air drop over brazil is ok.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 01, 2026 01:39 PM (Lha6r)

44 A colorful thread in the rich fabric that makes up our wonderful tapestry of Diversity You Guys!!!!

Posted by: Educated Idiots at September 01, 2026 01:39 PM (YHZy+)

45 Whole lot of crazy going around in Massachusetts.

What am I, chopped liver?
Posted by: Abigail Spanberger at September 01, 2026 01:38 PM

Breeder, please....

Posted by: Maura Healey at September 01, 2026 01:39 PM (9Q+nP)

46 Clearly, his hormones were messed up.

Jupiter was in Antares. Or something.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 01, 2026 01:39 PM (2ocoG)

47 I'm a fair guy, but these blueballs are making me absolutely fucking crazy.

Posted by: Col. Nathan Flavio Dias at September 01, 2026 01:39 PM (LSV6F)

48 >>>Sorry, this is a Darwin award

well, maybe. I wouldn't take Mr. Flavio's word to be the gold standard.

Posted by: ace at September 01, 2026 01:40 PM (1wjle)

49 So.... it was her house?

Sorry, this is a Darwin award.

Guess he said no to "whine me, dine me, 69 me" first part

Posted by: Obligatory at September 01, 2026 01:40 PM (sKqQm)

50 Every liberal White woman within 50 miles of him just started ovulating.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 01, 2026 01:40 PM (/k3in)

51 If only the doctors had more time to get his medications right........Oh well.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 01:40 PM (ccf/V)

52 Portugese man in MA should have been out raping cod fish in his Dory.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 01, 2026 01:40 PM (gm9Sb)

53 Just frigging shoot him and deport the corpse. Nothing fancy, an air drop over brazil is ok.

No need for such a long trip. Just drop him in the nearest sewage treatment facility.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 01, 2026 01:40 PM (Riz8t)

54 5 Wonder if he'll have hordes of women supporting him
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 01, 2026 01:33 PM (rNkEQ)

Oh he'll get plenty of nude pictures, graphically sexual letters and pictures and offers of marriage I'm sure.

Posted by: Hybristophilia ain't just a river in Egypt at September 01, 2026 01:40 PM (TbWk/)

55 He was suffering from excess testosterone and postpartum psychosis.

That's what I learned from Forensic Astrology TikTok.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 01, 2026 01:40 PM (z2Bza)

56 Flavio Dias? No relation.

Posted by: Flavor Flav at September 01, 2026 01:40 PM (wVcYX)

57 Massachusetts "Man" Who Speaks Only Portuguese Arrested for Strangling a Woman After She Refused to Have Sex With Him; He Says He Strangled Her "by Accident" after Going "Crazy"

So he's good, right?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 01:41 PM (U0c5a)

58 >>19 Last year an illegal raped a 14 year old in MA. The governor was asked about it and responded "Well these things happen" and rolled her eyes.

The governor must be extremely confident in her security service.

Posted by: Nazdar at September 01, 2026 01:41 PM (NcvvS)

59
well, maybe. I wouldn't take Mr. Flavio's word to be the gold standard.
Posted by: ace at September 01, 2026 01:40 PM (1wjle)

What!?!? How racist of you, Ace. I mean. He's an Illegal. Alien. He's only here to do great things.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 01:41 PM (ccf/V)

60 Prolapse Paul!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 01, 2026 01:41 PM (u9Xr5)

61 I can't wait for my sister-in-law to get here Thursday. She and my mother-in-law are visiting for the weekend.

She went to school up in Massachusetts, and she's very much a conservative Christian southern belle.
She's also an RN who told the powers that be what they could do with their jab when they tried to force it on her to keep her job. In southern GA.

Anyways, I have some questions for her regarding her time in Boston.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 01, 2026 01:41 PM (Rln0i)

62 I am confuse-ed. American woman always choke my big daddy. Then...she die.

Anyway, when do I get check. I already voted and I need check

Posted by: Flavio Dias at September 01, 2026 01:41 PM (sKqQm)

63 >>>That's what I learned from Forensic Astrology TikTok.

lol. The Astrology Mommysleuths are the absolute worst.

"Leos don't kill people! But her husband was a Gemini! Geminis are born to kill!"

They really say that. This is a thing the Astrology Lunatics say.

Posted by: ace at September 01, 2026 01:41 PM (1wjle)

64 "Time will pass and seasons will come and go; Spring with its wavin' green grass and heaps of sweet-smellin' flowers on every hill and in every dale. Then will come sultry Summer, with her shimmerin' heat-waves on the baked horizon; and Fall, with her yeller harvest-moon and the hills growin' brown and golden under a sinkin' sun; and finally Winter, with its bitin' whinin' wind, and all the land will be mantled with snow. But you won't be here to see any of 'em, Flavio Dias; not by a dam' sight, because it's the order of this court that you be took to the nearest tree and hanged by the neck till you're dead, dead, dead, you olive-colored son-of¬a-billy-goat."

Posted by: Judge Roy Bean at September 01, 2026 01:42 PM (XeU6L)

65 If "But I was so horny" is now a get out of jail free card, American high schools should be interesting.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 01, 2026 01:42 PM (Riz8t)

66 Portugese man in MA should have been out raping cod fish in his Dory.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 01, 2026 01:40 PM

That would be "Fall River Man" or "New Bedford Man." "Framingham Man" gets rapey on dry land.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 01, 2026 01:42 PM (9Q+nP)

67 Oh, he went crazy? I'm sure the Lindsay Clancy Legions will defend his right to strangle a woman to death.

They absolutely will if they think he's hot enough.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 01, 2026 01:42 PM (deNAM)

68 Obviously, this guy's hormones just got the better of him. Who are we to judge?

I kid of course.
Great stuff today, guys.

Posted by: Don Black at September 01, 2026 01:42 PM (ZxPkt)

69 47 I'm a fair guy, but these blueballs are making me absolutely fucking crazy.
Posted by: Col. Nathan Flavio Dias at September 01, 2026 01:39 PM (LSV6F)

I believe they are called azul balls in Brazilianese.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at September 01, 2026 01:42 PM (0bjKf)

70 Other ways to handle sexual rejection:
- Offer more money.
- Beg. Cry.
- Other fish in the sea.
- Self-pleasure.

Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 01:42 PM (Jr5Lq)

71 I will actually send a check to his attorney for him if he agrees to submit a Clancy defense

Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2026 01:42 PM (sKqQm)

72
Wonder if he'll have hordes of women supporting him
Posted by: Smell the Glove

How about a group of men wearing pink? Or should they be wearing blue?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 01, 2026 01:42 PM (Cqx++)

73 >>>Brandt claimed Dias then stated on the 911 call that he was at the victim's home on Waverly Street in Framingham, and they were doing drugs. He said Dias stated they got into an argument because he wanted to have sex, but she did not.

Don't do drugs, kids.

Posted by: m at September 01, 2026 01:43 PM (odBC9)

74 I'm not ready to pass judgment. First I need to know what is his astrological sign.

Posted by: AWFL at September 01, 2026 01:43 PM (mkw2N)

75 64 Thank you for an all time favorite.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 01, 2026 01:43 PM (gm9Sb)

76 63
"Leos don't kill people! But her husband was a Gemini! Geminis are born to kill!"

They really say that. This is a thing the Astrology Lunatics say.

Posted by: ace at September 01, 2026 01:41 PM (1wjle)

======

Wait...

I'm a Gemini.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 01:43 PM (BKQOu)

77 Crazy and forgiveness have nothing to do with the crime.

Determine the crime and the fitting punishment.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 01, 2026 01:43 PM (WXr4y)

78 I believe they are called azul balls in Brazilianese.

Pelotas azules in Spanish.

Posted by: Archimedes at September 01, 2026 01:43 PM (Riz8t)

79 >>
"Leos don't kill people! But her husband was a Gemini! Geminis are born to kill!"

They really say that. This is a thing the Astrology Lunatics say.

WHAT? Everyone knows it's Scorpios who are born to kill!

Posted by: Lunatic Astrologer at September 01, 2026 01:44 PM (NcvvS)

80 To be fair, he's not Portuguese, he's Brazilian.

Many in Brazil speak Portuguese, but that doesn't make them Portuguese, just as many in Central and South America speak Spanish, but it doesn't make them Spanish.

Or the many commenters here who speak Klingon. It doesn't make them Klingon.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at September 01, 2026 01:44 PM (0sNs1)

81 Last year an illegal raped a 14 year old in MA.

Not even two seconds later, there will be at least twenty liberals saying "But citizens kill more than that!"

Posted by: NR Pax at September 01, 2026 01:44 PM (/k3in)

82 So if he only speaks Portuguese, how exactly did he call police and tell them "he killed the victim by mistake and strangled her."

Does this involve some sort of hocus pocus with Google Translate?

Posted by: I gotta ask at September 01, 2026 01:44 PM (2Ez/1)

83 WTF is going on in Taxechussetts?

Abortion up to the date of birth, Lindsay Clancy & now this.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 01:44 PM (U0c5a)

84 81 Last year an illegal raped a 14 year old in MA.

Not even two seconds later, there will be at least twenty liberals saying "But citizens kill more than that!"

Posted by: NR Pax at September 01, 2026 01:44 PM (/k3in)

======

"On the aggregate, immigrants commit fewer crimes, so you shouldn't deport any illegals."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 01:44 PM (BKQOu)

85 Oh, he went crazy? I'm sure the Lindsay Clancy Legions will defend his right to strangle a woman to death.
---------

Well, yeahhhh that IS where this is all headed.....

I mean you might have noticed their recent rather vociferous defense of the islamic rapey murder hordes.

Do not think for a minute you can apply logic, reason or humanity to their positions. Death Cult gonna death cult.

Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 01:44 PM (j6dNk)

86
the pain is real, yo

my junk turns blue n' shit for real

Posted by: ace at September 01, 2026 01:39 PM (1wjle)

Reminds one of the video from the UK where the 'FoB' is walking in a park harassing women and a guy confronts him.

"I only here to f*ck......."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 01:45 PM (ccf/V)

87 55 He was suffering from excess testosterone and postpartum psychosis.

That's what I learned from Forensic Astrology TikTok.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 01, 2026 01:40 PM (z2Bza)

There's a good reason that sort of crap is forbidden to actual Christians. Guess where it comes from?

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 01, 2026 01:45 PM (dEHLq)

88 lol. The Astrology Mommysleuths are the absolute worst.

"Leos don't kill people! But her husband was a Gemini! Geminis are born to kill!"

They really say that. This is a thing the Astrology Lunatics say.
Posted by: ace

Jean Dixon and Dionne Warwick have entered the chat.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 01, 2026 01:45 PM (u9Xr5)

89 It was the heat of the moment
Telling me what my heart meant
The heat of the moment showed in your eyes

Posted by: Flavio Dias at September 01, 2026 01:45 PM (wVcYX)

90 Judges used to say, whether you knew you were breaking the law or not has no bearing on the fact that you broke the law. You broke the law and that is the crime you are being tried for.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 01, 2026 01:45 PM (WXr4y)

91 Dude's been here since 2019, but no speaka da English?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 01, 2026 01:45 PM (0sNs1)

92 70 Other ways to handle sexual rejection:
......
- Other fish in the sea.
______

Cold and slimey! Better for eating!

Posted by: Gollum at September 01, 2026 01:45 PM (VaC8w)

93 How many are in a Brazillion?

Posted by: The blonde at September 01, 2026 01:45 PM (2Ez/1)

94 91 Dude's been here since 2019, but no speaka da English?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 01, 2026 01:45 PM (0sNs1)

========

Assimilation is colonialisms.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 01:45 PM (BKQOu)

95 Last year an illegal raped a 14 year old in MA.

Not even two seconds later, there will be at least twenty liberals saying "But citizens kill more than that!"

Posted by: NR Pax at September 01, 2026 01:44 PM (/k3in)

To which I clarify:

Illegals do not commit 'less' crime than Americans. They commit crime 'IN ADDITION' to Americans.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 01, 2026 01:45 PM (PGK1w)

96 WTF is going on in Taxechussetts?

Abortion up to the date of birth, Lindsay Clancy & now this.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 01:44 PM (U0c5a)
___

S'tan has control big time there.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 01, 2026 01:45 PM (Rln0i)

97 Last year an illegal raped a 14 year old in MA. The governor was asked about it and responded "Well these things happen" and rolled her eyes.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2026 01:35 PM

That reaction alone should get her impeached, but we live in stupid times.

She clearly never worries that one of the precious 14 year olds in HER life are at risk for rape. Her exalted family is above the concerns of the plebes.

Posted by: LizLem at September 01, 2026 01:46 PM (Eng1Z)

98 >>I'm a Gemini.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 01:43 PM (BKQOu)

Hmm, and a self-confessed asshole. We're keeping an eye on you, mister!

Posted by: Mirror Universe Joe Friday at September 01, 2026 01:46 PM (NcvvS)

99 Brazilian is more than just a hairstyle.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at September 01, 2026 01:46 PM (0sNs1)

100 I mean you might have noticed their recent rather vociferous defense of the islamic rapey murder hordes.

Do not think for a minute you can apply logic, reason or humanity to their positions. Death Cult gonna death cult.
Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 01:44 PM (j6dNk)

I'm constantly amazed at how the only head that actually appears to work on these Neanderthals is their little one.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 01, 2026 01:46 PM (dEHLq)

101
Wait...

I'm a Gemini.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 01:43 PM (BKQOu)

Those crazies on TikTok really did say that Gemini's kill and they really did call it forensic astrology. Like that's a real thing.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 01, 2026 01:46 PM (z2Bza)

102 Brandt claimed Dias then stated on the 911 call that he was at the victim's home on Waverly Street in Framingham, and they were doing drugs. He said Dias stated they got into an argument because he wanted to have sex, but she did not.

In the old days women would be told to not bring a stranger into your home and you know...its good advice. Doing drugs with the guy is...worse.

Or is the argument they had some sort of relationship?

Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2026 01:46 PM (sKqQm)

103 "Leos don't kill people! But her husband was a Gemini! Geminis are born to kill!"

They really say that. This is a thing the Astrology Lunatics say.

Posted by: ace at September 01, 2026 01:41 PM (1wjle)

======

Wait...

I'm a Gemini.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 01:43 PM (BKQOu)

Me too. I am clearly an underachiever.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 01, 2026 01:46 PM (zjgNU)

104 Let Flavio Dais continue to feel crazy— in prison —-for life without parole,

Posted by: Voter theater. at September 01, 2026 01:46 PM (FCPbW)

105 Proton Mail back up and running. For me anyway. YMMV.

Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 01:46 PM (Jr5Lq)

106 Jean Dixon and Dionne Warwick have entered the chat.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 01, 2026 01:45 PM (u9Xr5)

I miss Miss Cleo........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 01:47 PM (ccf/V)

107 103
Wait...

I'm a Gemini.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 01:43 PM (BKQOu)

Me too. I am clearly an underachiever.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 01, 2026 01:46 PM (zjgNU)

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Theory:

We are responsible for 1/3 of all unsolved murders in our areas. We just do it in a haze under which we have no memory.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 01:47 PM (BKQOu)

108 I wonder if there are races or ethnic groups in this world which are demonstrably more stupid than most.

Posted by: Don Black at September 01, 2026 01:47 PM (ZxPkt)

109 Wonder if he'll have hordes of women supporting him
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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Charles Manson, the 80-year-old serial killer, was granted a license to marry a 26-year-old woman who dedicated her young life to absolving him.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2026 01:47 PM (XeU6L)

110 "Leos don't kill people! But her husband was a Gemini! Geminis are born to kill!"

They really say that. This is a thing the Astrology Lunatics say.

WHAT? Everyone knows it's Scorpios who are born to kill!
Posted by: Lunatic Astrologer

1. Her Mercury thermometer was in Gatorade.
2. Yeah. I'm a Scorpio. A pitiful example of a Scorpio. 63 yrs old and haven't killed one person.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 01:47 PM (U0c5a)

111 Proton Mail back up and running. For me anyway. YMMV.
Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 01:46 PM (Jr5Lq)

Congrats!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 01:47 PM (ccf/V)

112 I mean you might have noticed their recent rather vociferous defense of the islamic rapey murder hordes.

From their perspective rape is just a faster way to eliminate whiteness. This isn't a snark.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2026 01:47 PM (sKqQm)

113 At JPost: "CENTCOM begins wave of strikes on Iran in retaliation for targeting of US troops in region"

Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 01:48 PM (Jr5Lq)

114 Let Flavio Dais continue to feel crazy— in prison —-for life without parole,
Posted by: Voter theater. at September 01, 2026 01:46 PM (FCPbW)

If the taxpayer is on the hook for anything, it's his trip to a 3rd world shithole prison. We shouldn't be paying for this asshole to get shelter and 3 squares a day.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 01:48 PM (ccf/V)

115 Again, put him up on federal charges, then, when he is found guilty, hang him.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at September 01, 2026 01:48 PM (eGn4U)

116 There was a Gemini killer. Therefore, all Geminis are killers. Easy-peasy.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 01, 2026 01:48 PM (u9Xr5)

117 Its Mass again. He walks.

Folks ... just pull up a map. Now draw that line from Boston to about Hartford. Now draw to NYC ... and this is tricky, because New York ceases to be NYC surprisingly quickly. Its easy to enclose too much of New York in the shape. For example ... Yonkers. Even that close is not NYC.

Now continue that line through Trenton to Philly. And feel free to bulge it out to the west through Jersey. Keep going to a bit west of Baltimore and down to DC.

Then cut that line to the east, get a good piece of Delaware. Then color that all in like a great game of Qix. Because that's your "crazy". The the source of well over half of the problems, big scale, social and economic in the United States.

We'll draw the line from San Francisco encompassing a whole lot of Old Mexico next lesson.

Posted by: Howdy at September 01, 2026 01:48 PM (ZEFzw)

118 I wonder if there are races or ethnic groups in this world which are demonstrably more stupid than most.
Posted by: Don Black at September 01, 2026 01:47 PM (ZxPkt)

NOPE.

Posted by: Somali Day Care CEO at September 01, 2026 01:49 PM (ccf/V)

119 Remember MA is probably the most crooked state in America. They don't get the attention of CA or IL but this is a state that was run by Whitey Bulger for years...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2026 01:49 PM (sKqQm)

120 110 "Leos don't kill people! But her husband was a Gemini! Geminis are born to kill!"

I'm a Leo and I haven't killed anyone .... Yet {{{shifty eyes}}}

Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2026 01:49 PM (+gK6I)

121 "Dias is being charged with assault and battery causing serious bodily harm. He's also facing one count of possession of ammunition without a firearm identification card."

Uh, what? The woman is dead.

I assume we're waiting on a superseding indictment for murder/manslaughter? What the fuck is going on here?

Posted by: ballistic at September 01, 2026 01:49 PM (oqH4h)

122 Damn it's gotten strange in this neck of the woods.
Framingham has been a Brazilian center since last century.

Posted by: From about That Time at September 01, 2026 01:49 PM (sl73Y)

123 >>1. Her Mercury thermometer was in Gatorade.
2. Yeah. I'm a Scorpio. A pitiful example of a Scorpio. 63 yrs old and haven't killed one person.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 01:47 PM (U0c5a)

Mitigating alignments, no doubt. Moon in Aquarius, for sure.

Posted by: Lunatic Astrologer at September 01, 2026 01:49 PM (NcvvS)

124 Victim stabbed to death in Times Square rampage was VP at Bank of America, just celebrated 2nd wedding anniversary
The Bank of America VP was fatally stabbed near the Crossroads of the World on Monday afternoon.

The woman killed by a knife-wielding maniac in Times Square was a young executive at Bank of America — who had recently celebrated her wedding anniversary,
The Post has learned.
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Plainly, it says he was manic. Not Guilty by reason of mania.
He was not responsible for his actions.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 01, 2026 01:49 PM (WXr4y)

125 Massachusetts where a miserable childless lesbian is elected to protect the children

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 01, 2026 01:49 PM (rNkEQ)

126 113 At JPost: "CENTCOM begins wave of strikes on Iran in retaliation for targeting of US troops in region"

Disinformation. The news told me that the military ran out of weapons.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 01, 2026 01:49 PM (VaC8w)

127 "I ended up killing a woman by mistake."
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His hands fell onto her windpipe for 3 minutes.

Whoops!!!

Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 01:49 PM (j6dNk)

128 124 The woman killed by a knife-wielding maniac in Times Square was a young executive at Bank of America — who had recently celebrated her wedding anniversary,
The Post has learned.
---

Plainly, it says he was manic. Not Guilty by reason of mania.
He was not responsible for his actions.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 01, 2026 01:49 PM (WXr4y)

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Fat Hispanic lady did it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 01:50 PM (BKQOu)

129 "I feel his pain"

-- Lyndsay Clancy

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 01:50 PM (iFTx/)

130 Chances we'll get an Law and Order: SVU episode out of this? 50/50, but *Dick* Wolfe would change the race, have Liv Benson navigate the not-so-left-wing machinations of the huwhite NYPD Police Chief, throw in more feminist rhetoric, and then call it a day.

Posted by: Thrawn at September 01, 2026 01:50 PM (Rl7KJ)

131 Dias is being charged with assault and battery causing serious bodily harm. He's also facing one count of possession of ammunition without a firearm identification card."

Uh, what? The woman is dead.

I assume we're waiting on a superseding indictment for murder/manslaughter? What the fuck is going on here?

Perhaps this is to handle his likely insanity plea on the murder charges.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2026 01:50 PM (sKqQm)

132 76 63
"Leos don't kill people! But her husband was a Gemini! Geminis are born to kill!"

They really say that. This is a thing the Astrology Lunatics say.

Posted by: ace at September 01, 2026 01:41 PM (1wjle)

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Wait...

I'm a Gemini.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 01:43 PM (BKQOu)
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We know about the knife.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 01, 2026 01:50 PM (WXr4y)

133 I wonder if there are races or ethnic groups in this world which are demonstrably more stupid than most.
Posted by: Don Black at September 01, 2026 01:47 PM

Stupidity is a construct of the white stolen-land cispatriarchy!

Posted by: Kareny McKarenface (D-Everywhere) at September 01, 2026 01:50 PM (0sNs1)

134 I don't think calling it "suicidal empathy" is getting through to them.

Their hearts are hardened and they wear their evil with pride.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at September 01, 2026 01:51 PM (3cUTc)

135 Remember MA is probably the most crooked state in America. They don't get the attention of CA or IL but this is a state that was run by Whitey Bulger for years...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2026 01:49 PM (sKqQm)

I grew up in Illinois. I find it hard to believe that any state is anywhere even close to that level of corruption.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 01, 2026 01:51 PM (zjgNU)

136 Let he who has not killed a woman by accident because they went crazy throw the first stone!

Posted by: Some MA Judge getting stoned at September 01, 2026 01:51 PM (sKqQm)

137 Those crazies on TikTok really did say that Gemini's kill and they really did call it forensic astrology. Like that's a real thing.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 01, 2026 01:46 PM (z2Bza)
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The fact that these women believe in horoscopes instead of God is not surprising in the least.
The Lord has very strong words regarding things like astrology, and how it leads to destruction.

That said, My baby bro is a Gemini, and according to these lunatics, he's a threat to his kids because of whatever month he was born in.

The odds of him killing his kids, who are now beautiful young women, is about as likely as me becoming an AWFL.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 01, 2026 01:51 PM (Rln0i)

138 "Dias is being charged with assault and battery causing serious bodily harm. He's also facing one count of possession of ammunition without a firearm identification card."
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And two counts of not returning Catcher in the Rye on time when he was 14.

Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 01:51 PM (j6dNk)

139 =======

Fat Hispanic lady did it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 01:50 PM (BKQOu)
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Double mania, it was pink day.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 01, 2026 01:51 PM (WXr4y)

140 126 113 At JPost: "CENTCOM begins wave of strikes on Iran in retaliation for targeting of US troops in region"

Disinformation. The news told me that the military ran out of weapons.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 01, 2026 01:49 PM (VaC8w)

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The US ran out of munitions in March. There are no bombs left.

And it's literally impossible for the US to get more.

However, Iran? With all of its manufacturing base destroyed? They have super secret supersonic missiles that will destroy all of America any day now as soon as Iran has had enough of a blockade that's totally not working at all anyway.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 01:51 PM (BKQOu)

141
The woman killed by a knife-wielding maniac in Times Square was a young executive at Bank of America — who had recently celebrated her wedding anniversary,
The Post has learned.

Killer will be on the street tomorrow.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 01:51 PM (ccf/V)

142 I watched some vids of that Hispanic woman in Times Square. She was surrounded by cops, yet she "spun" up with her butchers knife and charged the cops after being tazed.

I guess they should have just shot the knife out of her hands or something, right?

Posted by: Thrawn at September 01, 2026 01:52 PM (Rl7KJ)

143 Last year an illegal raped a 14 year old in MA. The governor was asked about it and responded "Well these things happen" and rolled her eyes.
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She smiled for the cameras as she signed the "abort your kid at any time bill".

Posted by: Crusader at September 01, 2026 01:52 PM (TN0g+)

144 Oh, he went crazy? I'm sure the Lindsay Clancy Legions will defend his right to strangle a woman to death.

They absolutely will if they think he's hot enough.
Posted by: Surfperch at September 01, 2026 01:42 PM (deNAM)

Well, to be fair...he does have the same smoldering but severely retarded, alcohol syndrome good looks of a Luigi Mangione.

The Flavio Fan Club starts today!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at September 01, 2026 01:52 PM (iJfKG)

145 >>I'm a Leo and I haven't killed anyone .... Yet {{{shifty eyes}}}
Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2026 01:49 PM (+gK6I)

Well, of course not! That's what we said!

Posted by: Lunatic Astrologer at September 01, 2026 01:52 PM (NcvvS)

146 Remember MA is probably the most crooked state in America. They don't get the attention of CA or IL but this is a state that was run by Whitey Bulger for years...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2026 01:49 PM (sKqQm)

I grew up in Illinois. I find it hard to believe that any state is anywhere even close to that level of corruption.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian

*Louisiana has entered the chat.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 01:52 PM (U0c5a)

147 Pisces are the best lovers. This is known.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 01, 2026 01:52 PM (0sNs1)

148 We lived in a better country when we restricted all immigration, institutionalized the insane, lobotomized the criminally insane, and sterilized imbeciles.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 01, 2026 01:52 PM (qwx/I)

149 Fat Hispanic lady did it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison

In the study.
With the lead pipe.

Posted by: Welcome to Clue at September 01, 2026 01:52 PM (2Ez/1)

150
Maybe the state can accidentally kill him in return.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 01, 2026 01:53 PM (VWtfl)

151 133 I wonder if there are races or ethnic groups in this world which are demonstrably more stupid than most.
Posted by: Don Black
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Spain is in the queue, we'll see come election day.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 01, 2026 01:53 PM (WXr4y)

152 We know about the knife.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 01, 2026 01:50 PM (WXr4y)

"the" knife?

That's like telling me you know about "the" gun.

You are really going to have to narrow it down.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 01, 2026 01:53 PM (zjgNU)

153 Her dog told me to choke the bitch out.

Posted by: Flavio Dias at September 01, 2026 01:53 PM (wVcYX)

154 >>> I mean you might have noticed their recent rather vociferous defense of the islamic rapey murder hordes.

And the woke women in Ceuta waving in the swarthy illegal men who will try to rape them.

The times, they are stupid.

Posted by: LizLem at September 01, 2026 01:53 PM (Eng1Z)

155 Killer will be on the street tomorrow
______

She is nearly perfectly round. I wonder if they will roll her out onto the street.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 01, 2026 01:53 PM (VaC8w)

156 >>Pisces are the best lovers. This is known.

Pisces for the emotional connection, Aries for the action.

Posted by: Lunatic Astrologer at September 01, 2026 01:54 PM (NcvvS)

157 Brazilian is more than just a hairstyle.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher
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No need to wax rhapsodic.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2026 01:54 PM (XeU6L)

158 Elizabeth Bathory - Leo
Myra Hindley - Leo

Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 01:54 PM (j6dNk)

159 And the woke women in Ceuta waving in the swarthy illegal men who will try to rape them.

The times, they are stupid.
Posted by: LizLem at September 01, 2026 01:53 PM (Eng1Z)
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Yep.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 01, 2026 01:54 PM (Rln0i)

160 So I was reading a thread on Dana Nessel saying Jews should vote against their own survival to get El-Sayed elected.

The lefties had two different tacks:

1) El Sayed is just a reasonable guy that hates Israel and Jews as all reasonable people do. That doesn't mean he wants to kill ALL the Jews so obviously Nessel is an anti-Islamic bigot

2) Of course El Sayed is a jihadi I mean duh. But he's a jihadi that will vote with us on everything outside of killing the Jews. And I'll take one Senate vote for killing the Jews in return for 51 votes to stop Trump because he's a NAZI!

Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2026 01:54 PM (sKqQm)

161 Pisces are the best lovers. This is known.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 01, 2026 01:52 PM

Then how do you explain Brian Stelter being a Virgo?

Posted by: Joys Behar & Reid at September 01, 2026 01:55 PM (zTo9v)

162 Pisces are the best lovers. This is known.
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Sounds fishy to me.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2026 01:55 PM (XeU6L)

163 Same, Flavio.

Posted by: Guy on TikTok holding his blue balls and crying at September 01, 2026 01:55 PM (TbWk/)

164
She smiled for the cameras as she signed the "abort your kid at any time bill".
Posted by: Crusader at September 01, 2026 01:52 PM (TN0g+)

Surrounded by women laughing and clapping like seals.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 01:55 PM (ccf/V)

165 Another executive in NYC murdered in the streets by a crazy leftist.

Corporate America's C-Suite should probably look at a clock.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 01:55 PM (BKQOu)

166 Maybe the state can accidentally kill him in return.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 01, 2026 01:53 PM

Wait, wut?

Posted by: Ghislaine Maxwell at September 01, 2026 01:55 PM (2Ez/1)

167 It's as if there was a bat signal for looks and mental defectives.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 01, 2026 01:55 PM (u9Xr5)

168 Being Brazilian and almost white, this guy could actually face some jail time.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 01, 2026 01:55 PM (2WIwB)

169
Sounds fishy to me.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2026 01:55 PM (XeU6L)

Smells like tuna, one thing leads to another.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 01:55 PM (ccf/V)

170
And from the You Really Can't Make This Shit Up department...

Fidel Castro, Hugo Chavez, Benito Mussolini.

All Leos

Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 01:55 PM (j6dNk)

171 Kooks

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 01, 2026 01:55 PM (u9Xr5)

172 Our only concern is that we can continue to treat him so that he doesn't get too loose with the truth!

Posted by: CIAmerican Psychiatric Association at September 01, 2026 01:56 PM (Pu/zx)

173 Note the bullshit language.

He says "I killed her". Yet he's just a suspect.

Posted by: Howdy at September 01, 2026 01:56 PM (ZEFzw)

174 "But citizens kill more than that!"

Posted by: NR Pax at September 01, 2026 01:44 PM (/k3in)

--

There's an argument won by conceding the point. Yes, we already have an endemic crime problem here.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at September 01, 2026 01:56 PM (NYInA)

175 "According to police, the victim and suspect were known to each other. . . . . Dias allegedly said she was at his house and they were doing drugs when they got into an argument because he wanted to have sex and she did not not."

Why am I not surprised? Ladies, please for the love of all that is right and good, stop shacking up with degenerate illegal aliens who can't speak English. Your lives may depend on it.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 01:56 PM (iFTx/)

176
Outta the way, Lame-asses!

It's the Age of Aquarius!!!

https://tinyurl.com/4387yzzp

Posted by: naturalfake at September 01, 2026 01:56 PM (iJfKG)

177 >>Pisces are the best lovers. This is known.

Then you have a 1 in 12 chance of success.

Posted by: Roy at September 01, 2026 01:56 PM (qwype)

178 Between California destroying its utility companies and New York allowing God's mistakes back on the street, corporate America's gonna take a real close look at South Dakota.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 01, 2026 01:56 PM (qwx/I)

179 >>> Chances we'll get an Law and Order: SVU episode out of this? 50/50, but *Dick* Wolfe would change the race, have Liv Benson navigate the not-so-left-wing machinations of the huwhite NYPD Police Chief, throw in more feminist rhetoric, and then call it a day.

Followed by the barely concealed Clancy episode where it turns out the husband DID strangle all his kids and push his wife out of the second story window, but framed her for it.

What a twofer!

Posted by: LizLem at September 01, 2026 01:56 PM (Eng1Z)

180 Virgos know things. Bedroom things.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 01, 2026 01:57 PM (wVcYX)

181 157 Brazilian is more than just a hairstyle.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher

Careful.

Posted by: Nair down there at September 01, 2026 01:57 PM (2Ez/1)

182 I'm really sorry. No, really I am.

Posted by: Flavio Dias at September 01, 2026 01:57 PM (PE5pE)

183 IIRC 1/3 of all violent crime is by illegals.

Unless we have more then 100m of them they commit way more crime then citizens.

The left claims immigrants commit less crime then citizens by counting legal immigrants instead who generally do commit less crime since they are being monitored through their citizenship process.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2026 01:57 PM (sKqQm)

184 Note the bullshit language.

He says "I killed her". Yet he's just a suspect.
Posted by: Howdy at September 01, 2026 01:56 PM (ZEFzw)

"She wouldn't make sex with me. She hung herself because of it."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 01:57 PM (ccf/V)

185 Oh, he went crazy? I'm sure the Lindsay Clancy Legions will defend his right to strangle a woman to death.

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We all know it was the woman's husband who actually strangled her and framed Massachusetts Man.

Posted by: Cray Cray at September 01, 2026 01:57 PM (nCTkv)

186
BREAKING: I'm told by multiple federal sources that the suspect in custody for strangling a woman to death in her home in Framingham, MA on Thursday is a Brazilian illegal alien w/ prior arrests for DUI & aggravated assault w/ a weapon who is believed to have entered the U.S. illegally as a gotaway in 2019.

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He should have gotten the trebuchet after his first arrest. The only conclusion I can draw is that the crimes he committed, including the murder, were what his benefactors wanted him to do.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 01, 2026 01:57 PM (VWtfl)

187 Would it be possible to make it a Federal crime for an illegal alien to commit murder or serious bodily harm anywhere in the USA?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 01, 2026 01:57 PM (1z8ji)

188 The killer had a relationship with his victim. If he speaks only Portuguese, how did they communicate? I assume a lady named "Brianna Connolly" doesn't speak Portuguese.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 01:57 PM (iFTx/)

189 What is "no means no" in Portuguese or Swahili or Farsi?

Defense lawyers will say in "his culture" it is fine to strangle the white wommens if they say no. This is why there are pamphlets in English for the sweet raft people in the UK, explaining no to them (it does not matter that they can't read at all in any language, the pamphlets are there for protection).

Maybe abortion should be extended to being legal for illegal immigrants who are confused as to our culture. It's ok!

I would not last long as a defense attorney who thought her client was guilty. Probably one of theses sweet innocents would find a way to kill me, too.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at September 01, 2026 01:57 PM (hzuYO)

190 From Jury Deadlocked:

163 I do wonder if Islam, despite its many deficiencies, will eventually triumph over the West.

A system that explicitly reduces women to a second-place status has major competitive advantages over whatever it is we have now.

I think that 1950s America could resist Islam easily.

2020s America? Not so much.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 01, 2026 12:45 PM (aD4fx)

I once saw a photo of a mural of an abstract family, even more abstract than the usual decals on the back of SUVs. Man, woman (in burka), two children. The man is holding an umbrella that reportedly says 'Sharia' in Arabic script, and it is shielding his family from a sinister rainbow pouring from the sky. (I forget what the caption said for location, maybe the UAE.)

And I think there are white men who will seriously consider converting, if Christianity fails to be sufficiently muscular in its defense of the family.

Posted by: SciVo at September 01, 2026 01:57 PM (ke3zm)

191 Ladies, please for the love of all that is right and good, stop shacking up with degenerate illegal aliens who can't speak English. Your lives may depend on it.
Posted by: Elric The Blade
___

Oh don't worry, I'm not.

I married a Christian white boy from the south.
Momma didn't raise no fool.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 01, 2026 01:58 PM (Rln0i)

192 183 IIRC 1/3 of all violent crime is by illegals.

Unless we have more then 100m of them they commit way more crime then citizens.

The left claims immigrants commit less crime then citizens by counting legal immigrants instead who generally do commit less crime since they are being monitored through their citizenship process.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2026 01:57 PM (sKqQm)

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1/3 of all REPORTED crime.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 01:58 PM (BKQOu)

193 Killer will be on the street tomorrow.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 01:51 PM

Not unless there's a zombie apocalypse before then.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 01, 2026 01:58 PM (9Q+nP)

194 Pisces are the best lovers. This is known.

Then you have a 1 in 12 chance of success.
Posted by: Roy
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Hold it...what about the cusps?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2026 01:58 PM (XeU6L)

195 "On the aggregate, immigrants commit fewer crimes, so you shouldn't deport any illegals."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Per Capita ignores the restraining order and enters the chat.

I would also argue so why should we import criminals if these are crimes that Americans will do.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 01, 2026 01:59 PM (/k3in)

196 "the" knife?

That's like telling me you know about "the" gun.

You are really going to have to narrow it down.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian
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Didn't know about the gun.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 01, 2026 01:59 PM (WXr4y)

197 193 Killer will be on the street tomorrow.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 01:51 PM

Probably not getting released, but he's also not getting turned over to ICE

Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2026 01:59 PM (+gK6I)

198 Would it be possible to make it a Federal crime for an illegal alien to commit murder or serious bodily harm anywhere in the USA?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 01, 2026 01:57 PM (1z8ji)

Immigration fraud is federal. Therefore, any crime committed why here committing immigration fraud should also be federal.

But I'm just a stupid American living in fear from death by illegal alien.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 01:59 PM (ccf/V)

199 He's also facing one count of possession of ammunition without a firearm identification card.
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Golly, its almost as if we're not a very serious society these days.

Posted by: Crusader at September 01, 2026 01:59 PM (TN0g+)

200 You-Know-Who falls under the Sun sign of Taurus, with Leo as his Ascendant, Capricorn as his Moon sign, and Gemini as his Black Moon Lilith sign.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 01, 2026 01:59 PM (0sNs1)

201 I think we need to take a lesson from woah fat over in N Korea and start executing criminal illegals with artillery cannons.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 01, 2026 01:59 PM (Lha6r)

202 I'm told by multiple federal sources that the suspect in custody for strangling a woman to death in her home in Framingham, MA on Thursday is a Brazilian illegal alien w/ prior arrests for DUI & aggravated assault w/ a weapon who is believed to have entered the U.S. illegally as a gotaway in 2019.
___

*looks around for shocked face*

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 01, 2026 02:00 PM (Rln0i)

203 Solved crime

Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 02:00 PM (j6dNk)

204 >>> I think that 1950s America could resist Islam easily.

For starters, you could order guns in Sears catalogs, every high school had a shooting club, and pickup trucks in the HS parking lot had a shotgun in the back window. Supposedly.

As the meme goes, my generation doesn't even realize what was stolen from us.

Posted by: LizLem at September 01, 2026 02:00 PM (Eng1Z)

205 91 Dude's been here since 2019, but no speaka da English?
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Friend of my mom's had a patient who had been living in the US for over 20 years and didn't speak English.

This friend came from Peru with her husband and their two children, fought like hell to become Americans and learned English through immersion. She was not very kind to that woman when she heard that.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 01, 2026 02:00 PM (/k3in)

206 Between California destroying its utility companies and New York allowing God's mistakes back on the street, corporate America's gonna take a real close look at South Dakota.

Corporate America is still largely pushing this. Just go into the spending of any company large enough to do "philanthropy".

If anything turns Texas blue, it'll be the corporate exodus.

Posted by: Howdy at September 01, 2026 02:00 PM (ZEFzw)

207 Maybe I'm a Leo but I ain't a lion

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 01, 2026 02:01 PM (Cqx++)

208 175 "According to police, the victim and suspect were known to each other. . . . . Dias allegedly said she was at his house and they were doing drugs when they got into an argument because he wanted to have sex and she did not not."

Why am I not surprised? Ladies, please for the love of all that is right and good, stop shacking up with degenerate illegal aliens who can't speak English. Your lives may depend on it.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 01:56 PM (iFTx/)

But what they REALLY want is a nice guy.

Posted by: All these daft trouts at September 01, 2026 02:01 PM (TbWk/)

209 Who among us hasn't strangled a woman to death "by mistake"?

It happens all the time, you racists.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 01, 2026 02:01 PM (c+HDg)

210 I once saw a photo of a mural of an abstract family, even more abstract than the usual decals on the back of SUVs. Man, woman (in burka), two children. The man is holding an umbrella that reportedly says 'Sharia' in Arabic script, and it is shielding his family from a sinister rainbow pouring from the sky. (I forget what the caption said for location, maybe the UAE.)

And I think there are white men who will seriously consider converting, if Christianity fails to be sufficiently muscular in its defense of the family.
Posted by: SciVo at September 01, 2026 01:57 PM (ke3zm)

Sharia protects them from the onslaught of homosexuality by killing them. The umbrella prevents them from getting crushed from above by the bodies chucked from rooftops.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 02:02 PM (ccf/V)

211 Brazilian is more than just a hairstyle.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher
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No need to wax rhapsodic.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2026 01:54 PM (XeU6L)

Don't get nutty.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 01, 2026 02:02 PM (wVcYX)

212
As the meme goes, my generation doesn't even realize what was stolen from us.
Posted by: LizLem at September 01, 2026 02:00 PM (Eng1Z)

My husband and my cousins and brothers left their rifles/shotguns in their trucks in the school parking lots in the late 70s. In California.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 01, 2026 02:02 PM (z2Bza)

213 > Golly, its almost as if we're not a very serious society these days.

It's Mass. They don't count.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 01, 2026 02:02 PM (mkw2N)

214 He didn't strangle strangle.

Posted by: Whoopi at September 01, 2026 02:02 PM (2Ez/1)

215 I think we need to take a lesson from woah fat over in N Korea and start executing criminal illegals with artillery cannons.
Posted by: Berserker
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The Brits did that in India, aka, 'Rent asunder'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2026 02:02 PM (XeU6L)

216 Pisces are the best lovers. This is known.

Then you have a 1 in 12 chance of success.
Posted by: Roy

***

Trixie, my sophomore year in college. Best piece I ever had.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 01, 2026 02:03 PM (2WIwB)

217 My husband and my cousins and brothers left their rifles/shotguns in their trucks in the school parking lots in the late 70s. In California.

Thank the first Amnesty. Thank Ronnie.

Posted by: Howdy at September 01, 2026 02:03 PM (ZEFzw)

218
Probably not getting released, but he's also not getting turned over to ICE
Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2026 01:59 PM (+gK6I)

I mean, it's not like NYC has a history of putting murderers back on the streets or anything.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 02:03 PM (ccf/V)

219 I think that 1950s America could resist Islam easily.

2020s America? Not so much.
Posted by: The ARC of History!
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The most leftist Democrat in office would not have allowed the open border or an Islamist in the country.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 01, 2026 02:03 PM (WXr4y)

220 > pickup trucks in the HS parking lot had a shotgun in the back window. Supposedly.

There's no supposedly about it. That was still the case when I was in high school, a lot more recently than the 1950s.

Often a shotgun and a rifle, 'cause you never knew what kind of food was going to make itself known on your daily commute.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 01, 2026 02:03 PM (c+HDg)

221 My husband and my cousins and brothers left their rifles/shotguns in their trucks in the school parking lots in the late 70s. In California.
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Early 80s in Oklahoma.

Posted by: Crusader at September 01, 2026 02:03 PM (TN0g+)

222 We really need to have to make failure to enforce previous crime convictions a charge on the officials involved if they do more crimes.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 02:03 PM (uhVAy)

223
Thank the first Amnesty. Thank Ronnie.
Posted by: Howdy at September 01, 2026 02:03 PM (ZEFzw)

Reagan had a deal with the Democrats. He f*cked up. He trusted them.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 02:04 PM (ccf/V)

224 But what they REALLY want is a nice guy.
Posted by: All these daft trouts at September 01, 2026 02:01 PM

Ahem.

6-6-6-6

Posted by: What's Really Important at September 01, 2026 02:04 PM (0sNs1)

225 Feminists: We have to teach men to stop raping!

Also feminists: You can't judge immigrants if they don't understand our sexual mores that would be racist

Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2026 02:04 PM (sKqQm)

226
The real six six six that women want:

Six catch and releases
Six Tren de Aragua tattoos
Six sombreros

Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 02:04 PM (j6dNk)

227
Early 80s in Oklahoma.
Posted by: Crusader at September 01, 2026 02:03 PM (TN0g+)

Still in the windows of pickups when I graduated in 90 in Texas.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 02:04 PM (ccf/V)

228 Pisces are the best lovers. This is known.
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Sounds fishy to me.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Not gonna take the easy "smells" joke.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 02:05 PM (U0c5a)

229 He's also facing one count of possession of ammunition without a firearm identification card.
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So let me get this straight--you can ask the doctor who's 30 minutes away from delivering your baby to *instead* abort it without fault...BUT....you'll get charged if are found in possession of ammunition without a firearm identification card???

Posted by: Crusader at September 01, 2026 02:06 PM (TN0g+)

230 Still in the windows of pickups when I graduated in 90 in Texas.

Late 80s in Rural Indiana.

Posted by: Howdy at September 01, 2026 02:06 PM (ZEFzw)

231 I learned it from you, Dad!

Posted by: Hunter Biden's bastard Portuguese son at September 01, 2026 02:06 PM (XnGK2)

232 Hello, Police. I'd like to report an accidental killing. I wanted chicken for dinner, and my wife wanted a kale salad. Huh? Yes...I'll hold.

(Ray Coniff music)

Oh, you're back. What? No, no, just kale and I think croutons. No ...no meat. Yeah, that's what I said. Chicken would be great on a salad. It's real food, but she wasn't having it. Huh? (laughing on the line) Where's the body now? Oh, well, my neighbor has it.

(silence)

Well, how do I explain this? My neighbor is a short Ewok looking guy who always drives a Vespa. He was trying to train these neighborhood crows, so he asked if he could have it....

Posted by: Orson at September 01, 2026 02:06 PM (dIske)

233 "For starters, you could order guns in Sears catalogs, every high school had a shooting club, and pickup trucks in the HS parking lot had a shotgun in the back window. Supposedly.

As the meme goes, my generation doesn't even realize what was stolen from us.

Posted by: LizLem"

Wait until they find out things like kids could ride a bike without bike helmets and bounce around in the back seat of the car. And believe it or not everybody lived to tell about it.

Posted by: Ripley at September 01, 2026 02:06 PM (GUOwU)

234 I graduated in rural PA in the early 90"s. Could have started war with the guns in the student parking lot.

0 issues or problems.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 01, 2026 02:06 PM (u9Xr5)

235 We lived in a better country when we restricted all immigration, institutionalized the insane, lobotomized the criminally insane, and sterilized imbeciles.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 01, 2026 01:52 PM (qwx/I)

Agree 100%

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 01, 2026 02:06 PM (g8Ew8)

236 I think that 1950s America could resist Islam easily.

For starters, you could order guns in Sears catalogs,
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Milsurp M1 Carbine at Sears, $50.00

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2026 02:06 PM (XeU6L)

237 My husband and my cousins and brothers left their rifles/shotguns in their trucks in the school parking lots in the late 70s. In California.
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Early 80s in Oklahoma.
Posted by: Crusader

And Texas.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 02:06 PM (U0c5a)

238 He's a-nice-a boy. He's a-strangle the crack whore, but he's a-nice-a boy.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at September 01, 2026 02:06 PM (bX16E)

239 My husband and my cousins and brothers left their rifles/shotguns in their trucks in the school parking lots in the late 70s. In California.

Same in Washington. Hell, during hunting season, we'd get together over lunch and talk hunting, guns, and places to go. Teachers included. High school was about 45 minutes from some decent hunting areas. Good times.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 01, 2026 02:06 PM (2WIwB)

240 Not unless there's a zombie apocalypse before then.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 01, 2026 01:58 PM (9Q+nP)

Speaking of zombie apocalypses...

We saw "Colony" over the weekend.

It's an excellent zombie movie from the same guy who wrote and directed "Train From Busan".

Fun, exciting horror/action movie. Great twists and changes on the usual zombie memes. Solid script, great directing, great acting.

It's a Korean movie so no DEI or sucker punches.

Great fun, summer entertainment. Worth seeing on the big screen.

Posted by: naturalfake at September 01, 2026 02:07 PM (iJfKG)

241 But what they REALLY want is a nice guy.

Only after they stop being a train station and they want a financially stable man to pick up the check.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 01, 2026 02:07 PM (/k3in)

242 Portuguese for no sounds like english no so he knew what she was saying...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2026 02:07 PM (sKqQm)

243 230 Still in the windows of pickups when I graduated in 90 in Texas.

Late 80s in Rural Indiana.
Posted by: Howdy at September 01, 2026 02:06 PM (ZEFzw)

I see why they don't allow it now.... Guns have gone rogue... They go around shooting people all on their own.. Ask Fat Man in Chicago...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2026 02:07 PM (+gK6I)

244 Wait until they find out things like kids could ride a bike without bike helmets and bounce around in the back seat of the car. And believe it or not everybody lived to tell about it.
Posted by: Ripley

Now do the bed of a pickup truck.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 02:07 PM (U0c5a)

245 Not gonna take the easy "smells" joke.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 02:05 PM

Where's rickb223, and what have you done with him ???

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 01, 2026 02:08 PM (0sNs1)

246 226
The real six six six that women want:

Six catch and releases
Six Tren de Aragua tattoos
Six sombreros
Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 02:04 PM (j6dNk)

Six violent felonies
Six drug connections
Six baby mamas

Posted by: Such nice guys at September 01, 2026 02:08 PM (TbWk/)

247 1/3 of all REPORTED crime.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 01:58 PM (BKQOu)

Note that the "doing illegal drugs" and possibly "procuring illegal drugs" aren't crimes here that anyone is going to count or charge.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 02:08 PM (uhVAy)

248 > bounce around in the back seat of the car.
Posted by: Ripley at September 01, 2026 02:06 PM
(GUOwU)

Coaches could load up a whole kid's sports team in the back of a pickup truck, no restraints of any kind.

They'd throw you UNDER the jail for that nowadays.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 01, 2026 02:08 PM (c+HDg)

249 My husband and my cousins and brothers left their rifles/shotguns in their trucks in the school parking lots in the late 70s. In California.

Same in Washington. Hell, during hunting season, we'd get together over lunch and talk hunting, guns, and places to go. Teachers included. High school was about 45 minutes from some decent hunting areas. Good times.
Posted by: Diogenes
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Very true in rural SC. I never, never , heard anyone talk about shooting another person.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2026 02:09 PM (XeU6L)

250 Reagan had a deal with the Democrats.

To their credit, they did not try to assassinate him again.

Posted by: t-bird at September 01, 2026 02:09 PM (E/qck)

251 Wait until they find out things like kids could ride a bike without bike helmets and bounce around in the back seat of the car. And believe it or not everybody lived to tell about it.
Posted by: Ripley

Now do the bed of a pickup truck.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 02:07 PM (U0c5a)

Now do the bed of a pickup truck on a huge unstable mound of newspapers and magazines on 'paper drives'

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 02:09 PM (uhVAy)

252 Note that the "doing illegal drugs" and possibly "procuring illegal drugs" aren't crimes here that anyone is going to count or charge.

Guess she didn't understand at first when he said he wanted a little crack from her...

Posted by: Obligatory at September 01, 2026 02:09 PM (sKqQm)

253 > . They go around shooting people all on their own..
Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2026 02:07 PM (+gK6I)

The gun "just went off" is nearly as risible as "strangled her by mistake".

Back in the '80s we had a guy here in Anchorage who, according to his attorney, shot his girlfriend by accident.

Nine times.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 01, 2026 02:10 PM (c+HDg)

254 Coaches could load up a whole kid's sports team in the back of a pickup truck, no restraints of any kind.

They'd throw you UNDER the jail for that nowadays.

Yep any of those Clancy supporters would lock you up and throw out they key for endangering those kids...

Posted by: Obligatory at September 01, 2026 02:10 PM (sKqQm)

255 Sexual rejection. Don't it make my brown balls blue.

Posted by: Flavio Dias at September 01, 2026 02:10 PM (wVcYX)

256 >>200 You-Know-Who falls under the Sun sign of Taurus, with Leo as his Ascendant, Capricorn as his Moon sign, and Gemini as his Black Moon Lilith sign.

You musclin' in on my bidness?

Posted by: Lunatic Astrologer at September 01, 2026 02:11 PM (NcvvS)

257 Same in Washington.

Another state dominated, if not by a city, by a region. Seattle is ... well ... special. The most passive-aggressive people I've ever seen as a uniform culture not Indian.

Yet go two hours in North or East. As redneck as anywhere else.

That little strip on the Pacific should go their own way. And everybody else should go another. They'd both be happier.

Posted by: Howdy at September 01, 2026 02:11 PM (ZEFzw)

258 ------

Milsurp M1 Carbine at Sears, $50.00

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2026 02:06 PM (XeU6L)
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Walgreen's, downtown, had a stack of Garands for sale.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 01, 2026 02:11 PM (WXr4y)

259 Back in the '80s we had a guy here in Anchorage who, according to his attorney, shot his girlfriend by accident.

Nine times.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
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Must have been one of those full-auto Glocks.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2026 02:11 PM (XeU6L)

260 ¿Come se dice ?
biotch give it up

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 01, 2026 02:12 PM (/+uur)

261 Another state dominated, if not by a city, by a region. Seattle is ... well ... special. The most passive-aggressive people I've ever seen as a uniform culture not Indian.

Try NH...you won't see a Dem sign outside of the cities. Somehow the votes always come up 51% donk though...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2026 02:12 PM (sKqQm)

262
Six violent felonies
Six drug connections
Six baby mamas

Five golden rings...

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 01, 2026 02:12 PM (Cqx++)

263 uhhh that spicy torta we were joking about this morning ... murdered a young lady - an exec at Bank of America

I had no idea JESUS

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 01, 2026 02:13 PM (j+aD2)

264 Milsurp M1 Carbine at Sears, $50.00

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2026 02:06 PM (XeU6L)
---

Walgreen's, downtown, had a stack of Garands for sale.

Posted by: Braenyard
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WTF was wrong with me that didn't buy something...many somethings?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2026 02:13 PM (XeU6L)

265 2. Yeah. I'm a Scorpio. A pitiful example of a Scorpio. 63 yrs old and haven't killed one person.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 01:47 PM (U0c5a)
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Same here, but I am 66 and no human kills. . . . .so far.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 01, 2026 02:13 PM (JNTt1)

266 I recently saw two couples in their 20s in a restaurant. The males looked kinda sorta middle Eastern. The females were white bread white.
The two females were wearing headscarves. Not hijabs or niquabs, but headscarves that completely covered their hair and wrapped around their face. They also wore some thin flowing garments over western clothing. They weren't overweight and each had a pretty face.
The males wore jeans and western culture shirts.
I watched the couples the entire time I was there. The guys talked with each other, and the females chatted, twittered and giggled like any twenty somethings would do.
But I kept asking myself why were they willing to subject themselves to this seventh century dress code that screams Second Class Citizen?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 01, 2026 02:13 PM (2Ez/1)

267 "Flavio Dias" sounds like a catch phrase for a Mexican restaurant.

Flavio dias, amigo!

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 01, 2026 02:13 PM (c+HDg)

268 Try NH...you won't see a Dem sign outside of the cities. Somehow the votes always come up 51% donk though...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2026 02:12 PM (sKqQm)

Vote fraud in the cities and university towns. Endemic.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 02:13 PM (uhVAy)

269 Coaches could load up a whole kid's sports team in the back of a pickup truck, no restraints of any kind.

Sounds like PTA Drag Queen Gay Bobs Storytime Hours and Heavy Petting Zoo

Posted by: r hennigantx at September 01, 2026 02:13 PM (/+uur)

270 261 Another state dominated, if not by a city, by a region. Seattle is ... well ... special. The most passive-aggressive people I've ever seen as a uniform culture not Indian.

Try NH...you won't see a Dem sign outside of the cities. Somehow the votes always come up 51% donk though...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2026 02:12 PM (sKqQm)

========

Most recent poll of the NH senate race showed Sununu winning over Pappas.

Blue wave, guys.

Blue wave.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 02:14 PM (BKQOu)

271 I assume a lady named "Brianna Connolly" doesn't speak Portuguese.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 01:57 PM (iFTx/)

If he’s been here since 2019 he knows enough English to talk about drugs and getting high with her in her house.

These foreigners who commit crimes love to play stupid when it helps them, it also forces the cops to provide translators which just makes everything take twice as long.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 01, 2026 02:14 PM (6ydKt)

272 Nine times.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

I don't remember him being sick nine times.

Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 02:14 PM (j6dNk)

273 "Coaches could load up a whole kid's sports team in the back of a pickup truck, no restraints of any kind.

They'd throw you UNDER the jail for that nowadays.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia"?

About 4 years ago I was driving with top off my jeep on a wild country road and let my son and his friend stand up in back seat. Hidden cop pulled me over, gave me two ticks and a little lecture about safety blah, blah, blah... I was tempted to tell the young, eager officer about how it was before he was even born and this was a big nothing. Had to hold my tongue to avoid trouble.

Posted by: Ripley at September 01, 2026 02:15 PM (GUOwU)

274
Now do the bed of a pickup truck on a huge unstable mound of newspapers and magazines on 'paper drives'
Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 02:09 PM (uhVAy)

Oh I can totally see this comment and I lived it.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 01, 2026 02:15 PM (z2Bza)

275 > Now do the bed of a pickup truck.

When my dad's feeling morose, he starts telling dark stories. One of them is the time he saw a truck filled with kids in the bed flip over. The people in the cab survived. The kids were in pieces.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 01, 2026 02:15 PM (mkw2N)

276 But I kept asking myself why were they willing to subject themselves to this seventh century dress code that screams Second Class Citizen?

Because a non trivial number of women want something like this. I'm going to assume those guys had some money and some Testosterone unlike the soibois the girls normally interact with.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2026 02:16 PM (sKqQm)

277 For starters, you could order guns in Sears catalogs,
------

Milsurp M1 Carbine at Sears, $50.00
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2026 02:06 PM (XeU6L)

M1 Garands for $35. Lee Enfields for $13. German Mausers $15.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 01, 2026 02:16 PM (g8Ew8)

278 > he knows enough English

Why is an illegal alien like a cue ball?

The harder you hit it, the more English you get out of it.

Posted by: Racist Joke of the Day at September 01, 2026 02:16 PM (c+HDg)

279 Try NH...you won't see a Dem sign outside of the cities. Somehow the votes always come up 51% donk though...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2026 02:12 PM (sKqQm)

Maine. Worked a few of those towns. They check you out for a couple days, before they warm up and tell you about how of this is complete bullshit and wanna' have a beer ?

Posted by: Howdy at September 01, 2026 02:16 PM (ZEFzw)

280 WTF was wrong with me that didn't buy something...many somethings?
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No one ever dreamed America would come to this.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 01, 2026 02:16 PM (WXr4y)

281 Most recent poll of the NH senate race showed Sununu winning over Pappas.

Pappas is another one of those guys that plays at being a moderate while voting lock step with the DSA types.

Of course Sununu is something of a GOPer...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2026 02:17 PM (sKqQm)

282 My high school had/still has a rifle range in the basement. I doubt they use it any more, but my brother qualified at that range, in class.

The irrational fear of guns is the downfall of society.

Posted by: tcn in AK at September 01, 2026 02:17 PM (dEHLq)

283 >>>>200 You-Know-Who falls under the Sun sign of Taurus, with Leo as his Ascendant, Capricorn as his Moon sign, and Gemini as his Black Moon Lilith sign.

>>You musclin' in on my bidness?

For me, Sun sign Libra, Virgo Ascendant, Aries Moon. Born under a Full Moon. No real excess of hair at those times, though. No worries, Warren.

Posted by: Lunatic Astrologer at September 01, 2026 02:18 PM (NcvvS)

284 Milsurp M1 Carbine at Sears, $50.00
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2026 02:06 PM (XeU6L)

M1 Garands for $35. Lee Enfields for $13. German Mausers $15.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at September 01, 2026 02:16 PM

Those were the days, my friend.
We thought they'd never end.
They'd last forever and a day.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 01, 2026 02:18 PM (0sNs1)

285 I recently saw two couples in their 20s in a restaurant. The males looked kinda sorta middle Eastern. The females were white bread white.
The two females were wearing headscarves. Not hijabs or niquabs, but headscarves that completely covered their hair and wrapped around their face. They also wore some thin flowing garments over western clothing. They weren't overweight and each had a pretty face.
The males wore jeans and western culture shirts.
I watched the couples the entire time I was there. The guys talked with each other, and the females chatted, twittered and giggled like any twenty somethings would do.
But I kept asking myself why were they willing to subject themselves to this seventh century dress code that screams Second Class Citizen?
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at September 01, 2026 02:13 PM (2Ez/1)
_________

They wear the burka so they don't have to wear the handmaiden outfits

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 02:18 PM (iFTx/)

286 Back in the '80s we had a guy here in Anchorage who, according to his attorney, shot his girlfriend by accident.

Nine times.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

It’s possible he did shoot her accidentally the first time, and after she was dead he figured “Why not? The bitch won’t feel it anyway.”

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 01, 2026 02:18 PM (6ydKt)

287 Most recent poll of the NH senate race showed Sununu winning over Pappas.

Pappas is another one of those guys that plays at being a moderate while voting lock step with the DSA types.

Of course Sununu is something of a GOPer...
Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2026 02:17 PM (sKqQm)

He isn't at the head of the line for treason that I can recall. This might change when those ahead of him get struck down, but hopefully we have a bigger cushion.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 02:19 PM (uhVAy)

288 But I kept asking myself why were they willing to subject themselves to this seventh century dress code that screams Second Class Citizen?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty
--

Set apart virtue mated with a false sense of security.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at September 01, 2026 02:19 PM (WXr4y)

289 279 Try NH...you won't see a Dem sign outside of the cities. Somehow the votes always come up 51% donk though...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2026 02:12 PM (sKqQm)
________________________________

NH reworked their election rules just before the 2024 General election (and they weren't applied in 2024), but they will be applied for the midterms to the GOP's favor. No more bus loads of Massholes coming up on election day to register and vote.

Posted by: Orson at September 01, 2026 02:19 PM (dIske)

290 281 Most recent poll of the NH senate race showed Sununu winning over Pappas.

Pappas is another one of those guys that plays at being a moderate while voting lock step with the DSA types.

Of course Sununu is something of a GOPer...

Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2026 02:17 PM (sKqQm)

========

Probably a step up from Tillis, Cornyn, Cassidy, and Mitch. Maybe on equal to Ernst who keeps her antagonism behind closed doors, but does have the antagonism.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 02:19 PM (BKQOu)

291 I was born under a bad sign.

Posted by: Albert King at September 01, 2026 02:19 PM (XnGK2)

292 "Coaches could load up a whole kid's sports team in the back of a pickup truck, no restraints of any kind."

To be fair, we've made a lot of progress in the USA over decades on highway safety. Your pickup driver might be the best driver evah, but some other asshole can easily crash into him. It's probably better not to transport kid's sports teams that way any more. Some few laws do make some sense.

Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 02:19 PM (Jr5Lq)

293 The irrational fear of guns is the downfall of society.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 01, 2026 02:17 PM (dEHLq)
___

In His infinite Mercy, some of us live in enclaves where there is no such fear, irrational or otherwise.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 01, 2026 02:20 PM (Rln0i)

294 285 They wear the burka so they don't have to wear the handmaiden outfits

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 02:18 PM (iFTx/)

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That's a good bon mot.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 02:20 PM (BKQOu)

295 Back in the '80s we had a guy here in Anchorage who, according to his attorney, shot his girlfriend by accident.

Nine times.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

It’s possible he did shoot her accidentally the first time, and after she was dead he figured “Why not? The bitch won’t feel it anyway.”
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 01, 2026 02:18 PM (6ydKt)

How many times did he miss? If there were, say, 50 shots fired 9 hits might be considered accidental.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 02:20 PM (uhVAy)

296 How do you say Gooder and Harder in Portuguese

Posted by: 496 at September 01, 2026 02:20 PM (6bj4g)

297 But I kept asking myself why were they willing to subject themselves to this seventh century dress code that screams Second Class Citizen?
______

Fighting the patriarchy!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 01, 2026 02:21 PM (VaC8w)

298 Now do the bed of a pickup truck on a huge unstable mound of newspapers and magazines on 'paper drives'
Posted by: Oldcat

Stacked hay wagons thru town. All the kids laid out on the top.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 02:21 PM (U0c5a)

299 Breaking911
@Breaking911

The Philadelphia Eagles now have male cheerleaders.
2:38 PM · Aug 31, 2026
====

Good luck getting home safe from the game, missy.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 01, 2026 02:21 PM (RIvkX)

300 Wait until they find out things like kids could ride a bike without bike helmets and bounce around in the back seat of the car. And believe it or not everybody lived to tell about it.
Posted by: Ripley at September 01, 2026 02:06 PM

*raises glass of hot hose water*

Cheers!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 01, 2026 02:21 PM (9Q+nP)

301 290 281 Most recent poll of the NH senate race showed Sununu winning over Pappas.
+++

Yeah, let's talk about polls.

Posted by: Francesca Hong at September 01, 2026 02:22 PM (2Ez/1)

302 How do you say Gooder and Harder in Portuguese
Posted by: 496

Melhor e mais dificil

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 02:22 PM (U0c5a)

303 299 Breaking911
@Breaking911

The Philadelphia Eagles now have male cheerleaders.
2:38 PM · Aug 31, 2026
______________________

Yikes! We're talking about a fanbase that throws ice and snow at Santa Claus because he was holding up the game.

Posted by: Orson at September 01, 2026 02:23 PM (dIske)

304
The Philadelphia Eagles now have male cheerleaders.
2:38 PM · Aug 31, 2026

Do they still wear those cute little skirts?

Uh, asking for a friend

Posted by: David French at September 01, 2026 02:23 PM (sKqQm)

305 301 290 281 Most recent poll of the NH senate race showed Sununu winning over Pappas.
+++

Yeah, let's talk about polls.

Posted by: Francesca Hong at September 01, 2026 02:22 PM (2Ez/1)

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Her polls vastly overcounted white college educated voters and vastly undercounted white non-college educated voters.

But, I'm sure it's the only one doing that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 02:23 PM (BKQOu)

306 Pappas is another one of those guys that plays at being a moderate while voting lock step with the DSA types.

Of course Sununu is something of a GOPer...
____

European style politics. A left-of-center candidate versus a slightly-right-of-left-of-center candidate.Status quo uber alles.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 01, 2026 02:24 PM (VaC8w)

307 Do they still wear those cute little skirts?

Uh, asking for a friend
Posted by: David French

No, their balls keep showing

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 02:24 PM (U0c5a)

308 But I kept asking myself why were they willing to subject themselves to this seventh century dress code that screams Second Class Citizen"

Beats me.

/wait for it

Posted by: man at September 01, 2026 02:24 PM (XuXeR)

309 The Philadelphia Eagles now have male cheerleaders.
2:38 PM · Aug 31, 2026
====

Good luck getting home safe from the game, missy.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 01, 2026 02:21 PM (RIvkX)

Someone has to fling the girls up 20 foot high if they do stunts. There's a pretty good stunt channel on YT where you can watch a young lady get launched and sometimes come very close to landing on her head, giggling all the while.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 02:25 PM (uhVAy)

310 Do they still wear those cute little skirts?

Uh, asking for a friend
Posted by: David French

No, their balls keep showing

I'll be in my bunk!

Posted by: David French at September 01, 2026 02:25 PM (sKqQm)

311 On the first day of deport the ICE man gave to me
A Mexican hiding in a tree

On the second day of deport the ICE man gave to me
Two Guatemalans and a Mexican hiding in a tree

On the third day of deport the ICE man gave to me
Three Salvadorans, two Guatemalans, and a Mexican hiding in a tree

On the fourth day of deport the ICE man gave to me
Four Thailand trannies, three Salvadorans, two Guatemalans, and a Mexican hiding in a tree

On the fifth day of deport the ICE man gave to me
Five. Cocaine. Mules. Four Thailand trannies, three Salvadorans, two Guatemalans, and a Mexican hiding in a tree

Posted by: Racist Joke of the Day at September 01, 2026 02:25 PM (c+HDg)

312 The irrational fear of guns is the downfall of society.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 01, 2026 02:17 PM (dEHLq)
___

In His infinite Mercy, some of us live in enclaves where there is no such fear, irrational or otherwise.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 01, 2026 02:20 PM (Rln0i)

Most dangerous tool in my house isn't ANY of my guns.

Its my 12" sliding compound miter saw. I'm nervous every-time I use it. And I refuse to use a chain-saw.

Also a little sketch, now and then, depending on the Port-A-Band cut.

Every gun I own, by comparison, is pretty damn easy. Not joking.

Posted by: Howdy at September 01, 2026 02:25 PM (ZEFzw)

313 The Philadelphia Eagles now have male cheerleaders.
2:38 PM · Aug 31, 2026

Aren't the Eagles the team who came up with the "Tush Push" play?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 01, 2026 02:25 PM (0sNs1)

314 Breaking911
@Breaking911

The Philadelphia Eagles now have male cheerleaders.
2:38 PM · Aug 31, 2026
====

Good luck getting home safe from the game, missy.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 01, 2026 02:21 PM (RIvkX)
______

The dumbest thing about that isn't that they have male cheerleaders doing what male cheerleaders do at those cheer competitions. You know, throwing girls in the air, doing feats of strength, etc. That's kinda cool and requires real athleticism.

Nah. The Eagles got the gayest dude they could find in all of Philly and said "act like the gayest fairy that ever gayed." The Gay's routine is so comically gay it's like a parody of gayness from a 1980s comedy. Like that gay black dude in Revenge of the Nerds.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 02:26 PM (iFTx/)

315
She murdered three people. Life without parole is appropriate.

Are there extenuating circumstances to reduce the sentence? No. Quite the opposite, in point of fact. She murdered her own children, and not in some sneaky way where they wouldn't know what happened. One in front of the next.

This should have been done in 15 minutes.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 01, 2026 02:26 PM (BI5O2)

316 Dias just wanted to pick lettuce and peppers and cilantro for the local farmers market. Salt of the earth.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 01, 2026 02:26 PM (Ujrb8)

317
Gen pop. Funny how there was a rumor going around that he was a kiddie rapist who hated black and white people both so much that he was snitching to the warden about who was smuggling drugs into the prison.

Shame how someone shanked him.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 01, 2026 02:26 PM (y9nCu)

318 OTOH, George W. Bush was a cheerleader at Yale University during his undergraduate years.

Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 02:26 PM (Jr5Lq)

319 >>> Reagan had a deal with the Democrats. He f*cked up. He trusted them.

This also applies to Reagan trusting Fauci on the HHS policies on AIDS. And Fauci not approving alternate AIDS drugs so he could line his pocket with the federally approved one.

We finally know how bad all this rot was, decades too late, almost too late to do anything about it.

Posted by: LizLem at September 01, 2026 02:26 PM (Eng1Z)

320 The irrational fear of guns is the downfall of society.
Posted by: tcn in AK at September 01, 2026 02:17 PM (dEHLq)

We had Hunter’s Education as semester long elective class at my middle school.

Learned about different types of rifles and guns in detail. Learned about handling firearms safely and hunting safety. By the end you could get your hunting license if you wanted. I’d say in the class of thirty that about a third were girls.

It finished up with skeet shooting at a range nearby.

I doubt they still have that class even here in SC.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 01, 2026 02:26 PM (6ydKt)

321 Oh he'll get plenty of nude pictures, graphically sexual letters and pictures and offers of marriage I'm sure.
Posted by: Hybristophilia ain't just a river in Egypt

I sent him mine already! I've got something all those other bitches don't...an intimate knowledge of how to please a man!

Posted by: Dylan Mulvaney at September 01, 2026 02:27 PM (t19vo)

322 And the woke women in Ceuta waving in the swarthy illegal men who will try to rape them.

It's the AWFL Master Plan:
1) Make all the men in your own country whimpering betas under the guise of stopping "toxic masculinity".
2) Betas don't make your cooter vibrate like minotaurs do.
3) Muslims, minotaurs, close enough.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 01, 2026 02:27 PM (2ocoG)

323 These foreigners who commit crimes love to play stupid when it helps them

Had a buddy who worked security for Target. He loved it when the Vietnamese kids tried stealing. He'd let them protest "I no speak English" for a few minutes before he would say "Do you understand me now?" in Vietnamese.

Posted by: NR Pax at September 01, 2026 02:27 PM (/k3in)

324 "I refuse to use a chain-saw."

Me too. I know my limitations.

Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 02:27 PM (Jr5Lq)

325 We had Hunter’s Education as semester long elective class at my middle school.

Did that cover the laptop? Or smoking parmesan?

Posted by: Ian S. at September 01, 2026 02:27 PM (2ocoG)

326 If the Eagles have male cheerleaders it won't be long until the Eagles fans start hitting them with batteries (see Santa Claus)

Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 01, 2026 02:27 PM (rNkEQ)

327 > 2) Betas don't make your cooter vibrate like minotaurs do.

"Tied Up and Spanked by a Billionaire Werewolf: a novel"

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 01, 2026 02:28 PM (c+HDg)

328 >>> To be fair, we've made a lot of progress in the USA over decades on highway safety. Your pickup driver might be the best driver evah, but some other asshole can easily crash into him. It's probably better not to transport kid's sports teams that way any more. Some few laws do make some sense.

Mansfield bar was a good invention, sad why it had to be invented. RIP Jayne Mansfield.

Posted by: LizLem at September 01, 2026 02:28 PM (Eng1Z)

329 Someone has to fling the girls up 20 foot high if they do stunts. There's a pretty good stunt channel on YT where you can watch a young lady get launched and sometimes come very close to landing on her head, giggling all the while.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 02:25 PM (uhVAy)
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That's the good kind of male cheerleader.

Not what we're talking about. This dude has pom-poms.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 01, 2026 02:29 PM (RIvkX)

330 Most dangerous tool in my house isn't ANY of my guns.

Its my 12" sliding compound miter saw. I'm nervous every-time I use it. And I refuse to use a chain-saw.
___

The only saw I'm not nervous around...is a M249.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 01, 2026 02:29 PM (Rln0i)

331 I'll make Flavio wait a bit. Tease him, even. It's will make the sex all the more passionate and intense.

Quite unlike the mild, overly gentle, fumbling encounter I had that one night with Todd from Accounting.

Posted by: 33-year-old Brianna Connolly at September 01, 2026 02:29 PM (wVcYX)

332 Hold it...what about the cusps?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2026 01:58 PM (XeU6L)
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Ask a female friend of yours about the cusp sizes. . .

Posted by: Bonecrusher at September 01, 2026 02:29 PM (JNTt1)

333 George W. Bush was a cheerleader at Yale University during his undergraduate years."

Rah,rah,sis boom bah!

Posted by: man at September 01, 2026 02:30 PM (XuXeR)

334 The Philadelphia Eagles now have male cheerleaders.
2:38 PM · Aug 31, 2026
______________________

Yikes! We're talking about a fanbase that throws ice and snow at Santa Claus because he was holding up the game.

Posted by: Orson at September 01, 2026 02:23 PM (dIske)

Batteries.

They threw batteries at Santa.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 01, 2026 02:30 PM (PGK1w)

335 325 We had Hunter’s Education as semester long elective class at my middle school.

Did that cover the laptop? Or smoking parmesan?
Posted by: Ian S. at September 01, 2026 02:27 PM (2ocoG)

Or the whoring? Wait, that would be health class.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 01, 2026 02:31 PM (N39Ws)

336 Someone has to fling the girls up 20 foot high if they do stunts. There's a pretty good stunt channel on YT where you can watch a young lady get launched and sometimes come very close to landing on her head, giggling all the while.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 02:25 PM (uhVAy)

Nope.

That's not what these dudes are doing. They're twerking and grinding, just like the girls. In solo acts!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 01, 2026 02:31 PM (PGK1w)

337 And I think there are white men who will seriously consider converting, if Christianity fails to be sufficiently muscular in its defense of the family.
Posted by: SciVo

That would certainly be one way of finding out who is an ignorant fool with sub-moronic IQ and no knowledge of history and likes to shoot himself and hie country in the foot.

You could probably also find this out by seeing if he responds to an email from Nigerian prince with $300 million dollars that needs to be parked in a non-Nigerian country.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 01, 2026 02:31 PM (vJrRc)

338 It's true that there have always been male cheerleaders for throwing the girlies up in the air, being the bottom level of a giant pyramid, and similar things.

However, this guy (actual Philadelphia Eagles "cheerleader"):

https://tinyurl.com/4r7zfrs5

Isn't going to be throwing anyone or anything in the air.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 01, 2026 02:31 PM (c+HDg)

339 When I lived in Philly I was told the police had a station, jail, and courthouse at the Vet.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 01, 2026 02:31 PM (RIvkX)

340 There's a couple of channels where a nebbishy white guy gets on channels with foreign girls or goes to a ethnic restaurant or nail salon then slowly reveals he's totally fluent in their language.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 02:31 PM (uhVAy)

341 "They threw batteries at Santa."

So Santa can deliver more toys with batteries pre-installed.

Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 02:31 PM (Jr5Lq)

342 "I refuse to use a chain-saw."

Me too. I know my limitations.

Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 02:27 PM (Jr5Lq)

Anybody here that ever says they've never had one "kick back" on them is a liar. And there is no way to practically use that damn thing without "kick back" being on the table.

I'll limb trees now with a Sawz-All. Using about three cuts where one with a chain will do.

And I shit you not. If its off the ground ? Home Depot rents a lift for less than $100 a day. I'll do it all in a day.

Posted by: Howdy at September 01, 2026 02:32 PM (ZEFzw)

343 Batteries.

They threw batteries at Santa.

What an unfortunate thing to happen on dozen-egg night!

Posted by: Bob Costas at September 01, 2026 02:32 PM (2ocoG)

344 Batteries.

They threw batteries at Santa.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 01, 2026 02:30 PM (PGK1w)
___________________

I was at the game. Mostly chunks of ice. The batteries were going at the refs.

Posted by: Orson at September 01, 2026 02:32 PM (dIske)

345 Are you not culturally enriched?

Posted by: M.D. Meridius (deceased) at September 01, 2026 02:32 PM (HjX0A)

346 Oh I forgot…

My Hunter’s Education teacher was a short redneck gal who knew more about guns than Sam Colt.

One of the few classes I can remember details of from way back then.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 01, 2026 02:32 PM (6ydKt)

347 Someone has to fling the girls up 20 foot high if they do stunts. There's a pretty good stunt channel on YT where you can watch a young lady get launched and sometimes come very close to landing on her head, giggling all the while.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 02:25 PM (uhVAy)

Nope.

That's not what these dudes are doing. They're twerking and grinding, just like the girls. In solo acts!
Posted by: Washington Nearsider

Yeah. They're not doing the college stunts.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 02:32 PM (U0c5a)

348 Batteries.
They threw batteries at Santa

Vibrating, Rested, and Ready!
*team colors, too!*

Posted by: Green Dildos at September 01, 2026 02:33 PM (XnGK2)

349 And I think there are white men who will seriously consider converting, if Christianity fails to be sufficiently muscular in its defense of the family.

Now lets talk about Black Men. Lou Alcindor and Cassius Clay enter the chat.

Posted by: Howdy at September 01, 2026 02:33 PM (ZEFzw)

350 Hold it...what about the cusps?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2026 01:58 PM

They come in different sizes.

Posted by: Frank Costanza at September 01, 2026 02:33 PM (2Ez/1)

351
It finished up with skeet shooting at a range nearby.

I doubt they still have that class even here in SC.
Posted by: SpeakingOf
-----

My lovely 10th grade female English teacher was also a state champ skeet shooter.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2026 02:33 PM (XeU6L)

352 They threw batteries at Santa.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 01, 2026 02:30 PM (PGK1w)
___________________

I was at the game. Mostly chunks of ice. The batteries were going at the refs.

Posted by: Orson at September 01, 2026 02:32 PM (dIske)

Somehow, that actually makes me feel better about that whole incident...

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 01, 2026 02:33 PM (PGK1w)

353 338 It's true that there have always been male cheerleaders for throwing the girlies up in the air, being the bottom level of a giant pyramid, and similar things.

However, this guy (actual Philadelphia Eagles "cheerleader"):

https://tinyurl.com/4r7zfrs5

Isn't going to be throwing anyone or anything in the air.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 01, 2026 02:31 PM (c+HDg)

Looks more like a "catcher" to me.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 01, 2026 02:34 PM (N39Ws)

354 Did that cover the laptop? Or smoking parmesan?
Posted by: Ian S. at September 01, 2026 02:27 PM (2ocoG)

Blowing shotguns.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 01, 2026 02:34 PM (6ydKt)

355
Nah. The Eagles got the gayest dude they could find in all of Philly and said "act like the gayest fairy that ever gayed." The Gay's routine is so comically gay it's like a parody of gayness from a 1980s comedy. Like that gay black dude in Revenge of the Nerds.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 02:26 PM (iFTx/)

That's an apt description of the cheerleader in question.

Posted by: CaliGirl at September 01, 2026 02:34 PM (z2Bza)

356 Someday, and it might be sooner than one thinks...a relative of one of these murdered victims is gonna take out their rage on a politician/judge who kept said murderer out of jail. it will be glorious. I hope it's on live TV.

Posted by: iamnotthekenyaninterloper at September 01, 2026 02:34 PM (eRgLv)

357 My lovely 10th grade female English teacher was also a state champ skeet shooter.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2026 02:33 PM (XeU6L)

If she had the rifle by her desk that would calm down an unruly classroom.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 02:34 PM (uhVAy)

358 The batteries were going at the refs.

ECW! ECW!

Posted by: Jetto at September 01, 2026 02:35 PM (HjX0A)

359 You know, if this Clancy woman is smart, once she gets off, she should turn this into a business opportunity. She could go into business doing 'Really Late Term Abortions'; she'd have to set rules; she'll only chase them up to a quarter mile or something.

Posted by: Nelly at September 01, 2026 02:35 PM (6+ehB)

360 > Looks more like a "catcher" to me.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 01, 2026 02:34 PM (N39Ws)

It's strange but true that you can tell that a guy is gay just by the way he smiles.

And that guy is WAY gay.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 01, 2026 02:35 PM (c+HDg)

361 That would certainly be one way of finding out who is an ignorant fool with sub-moronic IQ and no knowledge of history and likes to shoot himself and hie country in the foot.

Woke Christianity: White men are the devil. Eat bugs. Sex with women is bad, listening to and acknowledging women are your betters is good.

Islam: Arabs are a bit better then others but hey anyone is welcome. Eat anything other then pork. Not only is sex with women good you can have up to 4 wives and as many sex slaves as you want. And if they get mouthy Allah tells you to put them in their place.

Plenty of shallow thinkers are going to sign up for the latter if they see those are their only two choices.

Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2026 02:35 PM (sKqQm)

362 That's an apt description of the cheerleader in question.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 01, 2026 02:34 PM (z2Bza)

yeah he's right out of 'in living color'

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 02:35 PM (uhVAy)

363 357 My lovely 10th grade female English teacher was also a state champ skeet shooter.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2026 02:33 PM (XeU6L)

If she had the rifle by her desk that would calm down an unruly classroom.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 02:34 PM (uhVAy)

Yeah, but we never saw that poor kid nicknamed Skeeter again...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 01, 2026 02:36 PM (mP0Kj)

364 There's a couple of channels where a nebbishy white guy gets on channels with foreign girls or goes to a ethnic restaurant or nail salon then slowly reveals he's totally fluent in their language.
Posted by: Oldcat

Xiomanyc. Speaks a bunch of different languages from all over the world.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 02:36 PM (U0c5a)

365 >>>That's not what these dudes are doing. They're twerking and grinding, just like the girls. In solo acts!
Posted by: Washington Nearsider

>Any man who twerks is a homo. May I place a dollar in your g-string, big boy?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 01, 2026 02:36 PM (Ujrb8)

366 For starters, you could order guns in Sears catalogs,
M1 Garands for $35. Lee Enfields for $13. German Mausers $15
-----

That was a fair chunk of change in those days. That's why Lee Oswald bought an Italian Carcano, with scope and shipping included (to the fraudulently named PO Box) for about 20 bucks. He was poor.

Posted by: Educated Idiots at September 01, 2026 02:36 PM (770hQ)

367 "(actual Philadelphia Eagles "cheerleader"):
https://tinyurl.com/4r7zfrs5"

That cannot appeal to anybody but gay men fans, IMHO. Maybe they figure that gay men are a substantial portion of their fan base. It's weird alright.

Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 02:36 PM (Jr5Lq)

368 > Looks more like a "catcher" to me.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 01, 2026 02:34 PM (N39Ws)

It's strange but true that you can tell that a guy is gay just by the way he smiles.

And that guy is WAY gay.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 01, 2026 02:35 PM (c+HDg)

In that picture the lack of three dudes with pistols forcing him to do that tells you.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 02:37 PM (uhVAy)

369 >Any man who twerks is a homo

In nature it's called "presenting."

Posted by: Jetto at September 01, 2026 02:37 PM (HjX0A)

370 Wait until they find out things like kids could ride a bike without bike helmets and bounce around in the back seat of the car. And believe it or not everybody lived to tell about it.
Posted by: Ripley

Well... some of them slurred it, y'know, or didn't even remember it, because of the traumatic brain injury.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 01, 2026 02:37 PM (vJrRc)

371
188 The killer had a relationship with his victim. If he speaks only Portuguese, how did they communicate? I assume a lady named "Brianna Connolly" doesn't speak Portuguese.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 01:57 PM

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Grunts. Hand gestures. Point to stomach when hungry, point to boner when he wants some. Kind of like he did back home in Brazil.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 01, 2026 02:37 PM (azNOR)

372 > yeah he's right out of 'in living color'
Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 02:35 PM (uhVAy)

That guy is as gay as Liberace and Richard Simmons in a hot tub full of semen-flavored Jello.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 01, 2026 02:38 PM (c+HDg)

373 Can't touch this.

Posted by: Overly Flamboyant Soccer Ref at September 01, 2026 02:38 PM (wVcYX)

374 Yeah, but we never saw that poor kid nicknamed Skeeter again...
Posted by: Romeo13 at September 01, 2026 02:36 PM (mP0Kj)

That accident where a drawer got stuck and someone called out PULL! Horrible, but understandable.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 02:38 PM (uhVAy)

375 And being gotaway suggests that he was avoiding the law, which means that he is wanted in Brazil for crimes too.

Posted by: Random PJ at September 01, 2026 02:39 PM (+jscL)

376
The only saw I'm not nervous around...is a M249.
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 01, 2026 02:29 PM (Rln0i)

I had a love-hate relationship with the early SAWs when brand new. Hated it when we did field exercises with blanks and MILES gear. It was a 16 lb singleshot belt-fed rifle. Run it wet, run it dry or anything in between, dirty clean, didn't matter. *pop* rack charging handle *pop* rack charging handle and call it bad names. At JRTC (Ft Chaffee, before they moved it to Polk) I once got it to fire three blanks in a row... I was like a SAW God.

Live fire exercises though... you gotta love any weapon where the Army teaches you to time the bursts by reciting "DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 01, 2026 02:39 PM (y9nCu)

377 The teacher shot well.
I can’t remember my skeet count exactly but I know I got several.

I was better at skeets that day than I was at targets going to turkey shoots for a few years.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 01, 2026 02:39 PM (6ydKt)

378 @Breaking911

The Philadelphia Eagles now have male cheerleaders.
2:38 PM · Aug 31, 2026
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Well, duh.

The NFL is still putting the woke BLM bullshit on the helmets and in end zones.

F*CK the NFL.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 02:39 PM (ccf/V)

379 nood

Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 02:40 PM (Jr5Lq)

380 188 The killer had a relationship with his victim. If he speaks only Portuguese, how did they communicate? I assume a lady named "Brianna Connolly" doesn't speak Portuguese.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 01:57 PM

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Grunts. Hand gestures. Point to stomach when hungry, point to boner when he wants some. Kind of like he did back home in Brazil.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 01, 2026 02:37 PM (azNOR)

It's easy to do once you get the hang of it.

Posted by: Jimmy Castor Bunch at September 01, 2026 02:40 PM (wVcYX)

381 > Maybe they figure that gay men are a substantial portion of their fan base.
Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 02:36 PM (Jr5Lq)

Well, I do think those spandex pants are simply marvelous, though I'd prefer some kind of chic chapeau to those gauche helmets.

Posted by: Gay Football Fan at September 01, 2026 02:40 PM (c+HDg)

382 She could go into business doing 'Really Late Term Abortions'; she'd have to set rules; she'll only chase them up to a quarter mile or something.

She'd need an extra battery for her wheelchair to go that far.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 01, 2026 02:40 PM (2ocoG)

383 That's just a manly straight heterosexual man out there wiggling and waving his pompoms. Like any of us do pretty much every day.

Posted by: 496 at September 01, 2026 02:40 PM (w7afp)

384 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 02:40 PM (ccf/V)

385 355
Nah. The Eagles got the gayest dude they could find in all of Philly and said "act like the gayest fairy that ever gayed." The Gay's routine is so comically gay it's like a parody of gayness from a 1980s comedy. Like that gay black dude in Revenge of the Nerds.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 02:26 PM (iFTx/)

That's an apt description of the cheerleader in question.
Posted by: CaliGirl at September 01, 2026 02:34 PM (z2Bza)
dang, for a minute there I though y'all meant Timothy B. Schmit.

Posted by: Eromero at September 01, 2026 02:40 PM (LHPAg)

386 Semen retention will drive you insane.

Posted by: Darth Randall at September 01, 2026 02:41 PM (mseD3)

387 That's just a manly straight heterosexual man out there wiggling and waving his pompoms. Like any of us do pretty much every day.
Posted by: 496 at September 01, 2026 02:40 PM (w7afp)

Wait till they increase the weights of the pom poms over time to drive the women out of the cheerleading business because they can't lift them.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 02:41 PM (uhVAy)

388 Wait...

I'm a Gemini.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 01:43 PM (BKQOu)

Me too. Notice my handle? Bwahahahaha!!!

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 01, 2026 02:42 PM (hmYU4)

389 The teacher shot well.
I can’t remember my skeet count exactly but I know I got several.

I was better at skeets that day than I was at targets going to turkey shoots for a few years.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 01, 2026 02:39 PM (6ydKt)

shooting them before launch doesn't count.

Posted by: Oldcat at September 01, 2026 02:43 PM (uhVAy)

390 375 And being gotaway suggests that he was avoiding the law, which means that he is wanted in Brazil for crimes too.
Posted by: Random PJ at September 01, 2026 02:39 PM (+jscL)

He probably was wanted in Brazil.

I had a thought that it wasn’t too long ago when criminals in the U.S. could flee to Mexico, Colombia, Brazil, and get lost there and never seen again because the police were all ineffective and corrupt.

For years criminals in Latin America booked it to El Norte for the same reasons.

I think Trump is ending that situation.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at September 01, 2026 02:44 PM (6ydKt)

391 Live fire exercises though... you gotta love any weapon where the Army teaches you to time the bursts by reciting "DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE".
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 01, 2026 02:39 PM (y9nCu)
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LOL!

Yeah...live fire exercises were fun.

Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at September 01, 2026 02:45 PM (Rln0i)

392 There's a couple of channels where a nebbishy white guy gets on channels with foreign girls or goes to a ethnic restaurant or nail salon then slowly reveals he's totally fluent in their language.
Posted by: Oldcat

Xiomanyc. Speaks a bunch of different languages from all over the world.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 02:36 PM (U0c5a)
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I dated a girl from Kazakhstan once. She looked Chinese, like she was descended from Genghis Khan. But her first language was Russian. It was amusing to go to Russian restaurants and she would pretend not to understand what they were saying about her.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 02:48 PM (iFTx/)

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