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The Tuesday Morning Rant
Whataboutism often serves to reduce the perceived plausibility or seriousness of the original accusation or question by suggesting that the person advancing it is hypocritical or that the responder’s misbehavior is not unique or unprecedented.
That is from britannica.com A great recent example comes from the golf world. Well known equipment and apparel manufacturer Callaway found them selves in hot water over an ad produces by a partner company of theirs called Good Good Golf. The backlash was strong. The outrage seems -- selective. Good Good Golf has taken the brunt of the immediate criticism and consequences. Callaway - for now at least - not so much.
Not familiar with Good Good Golf? Allow Grok to summarize:
Founded in 2020 by Garrett Clark, Stephen Castaneda, and Matt Scharff (later joined by others including Micah Morris and Tom Broders). Channel created July 2020; first video September 2020. Based in Frisco, Texas (founders originally from the Kansas City area). Concept: friends playing golf challenges, trick shots, and casual matches. Aimed at younger viewers rather than traditional golf TV. Matt Kendrick (previously involved with YouTube fishing channel Googan Squad) became CEO and pushed the business side — apparel, merch, events, and brand deals. Grew rapidly: main channel passed 1 million subscribers by the time of the Callaway deal and later exceeded 2 million. Expanded into hats/apparel (strong seller at Dick’s and Golf Galaxy), live events, a women’s-focused channel, and later a $45 million funding round (2025).
No let's get to the current situation
Callaway saw this dumb ad in collaboration with Good Good Golf (inspired by Obession), signed off on it, published it with GG & they receive no repercussions
— Jon Root (@JonnyRoot_) August 27, 2026
GG is being cancelled while Callaway isn’t condemned by the PGA Tour & all of their products are still on the shelves. pic.twitter.com/z3DRGICLIz
The ad itself is said to be based on a movie called Obsession. From Wikipedia:
Obsession is a 2025/2026 supernatural horror movie written, directed, and edited by Curry Barker, a 26-year-old filmmaker who started with YouTube/TikTok shorts and a prior low-budget film (Milk & Serial). It premiered at TIFF in September 2025, then opened theatrically in the U.S. on May 15, 2026 (Focus Features / Blumhouse involvement). Shot for about $750,000–$1 million, it became a surprise hit, grossing hundreds of millions worldwide. Bear (Michael Johnston), a shy music-store employee, has a long crush on his friend/coworker Nikki (Inde Navarrette) but can’t tell her. He uses a supernatural novelty item called the “One Wish Willow” to wish that she will fall in love with him. The wish works — but she becomes violently, unnaturally obsessed. It’s a modern “monkey’s paw / be careful what you wish for” story that starts like awkward romance and turns into horror.The ad created a firestorm. It was said to promote violence against women. The tie-in to the movie was lost on most. From Grok (citing multiple sources):
CEO Matt Kendrick and Garrett Clark said the driver spot was meant as a parody of Obsession — Clark being “obsessed” with the new Callaway driver the way the movie’s characters get possessed by obsession, so anyone who touched the club would trigger that. In Clark’s later apology video he called the concept “super dumb” and “the worst ad known to man” once he saw the finished product. The connection was loose: the movie is about romantic/supernatural obsession turning dangerous, not a guy shoving someone over a golf club. Critics of the ad said the execution didn’t read as parody of that film.It really was a bad ad. But was the backlash warranted? Here's where some "whataboutism" abounds. Snickers
So It’s OK for Snickers to put out a commercial where an old lady gets smashed running up the middle, but it’s not OK for Callaway golf to put out a commercial where a woman gets pushed? What the fuck is going on in our society right now.#Callaway @SNICKERS @CallawayGolf pic.twitter.com/b8DzENtqa6
— John (@MrJohnnytokes) August 27, 2026
Michelob
I agree that the Callaway / Good Good commercial was genuinely bad, but Michelob was WAY ahead of them and put a much better comedic twist on theirs years ago 😂😭 pic.twitter.com/o2zVwS4FeY
— TheOfficeBettor (@The_Office_Bets) August 28, 2026
And who can forget Terry Tate?
We’ve gone from Terry Tate office linebacker wrecking everyone, women too, in the office to people losing their minds over a golf satire commercial of a woman getting tackled. (They should bring this campaign back, btw. So good). pic.twitter.com/FCWrzETOHz
— Clay Travis (@ClayTravis) August 28, 2026
Good Good Golf has been "cancelled". Callaway terminated it's partnership with them. The partnership began in 2023
They lost a PGA Tour event title sponsorship
Dick's Sporting Goods and their subsidiary Golf Galaxy pulled their products - which had been selling quite well
Meanwhile, Callaway seems much less harmed. Probably because they issued this CYA memo with the proper woke homage to "diversity and inclusion"
A Message From Our CEO: pic.twitter.com/JMFDngCVSb
— Callaway Golf (@CallawayGolf) August 25, 2026
From Nick Adams on X
1. Callaway approved this ad from Good Good 2. The full 60 second ad clearly shows that it's a skit mimicking the film Obsession, not an endorsement for violence Would I have run the ad? No, it's a bad ad. Do they deserve to have their company destroyed? Absolutely not.I agree with him completely. This is selective outrage in 2 ways - the previous ads weren't met with that kind of reaction, and Callaway isn't facing anywhere near that kind of heat. Although time will tell about the long term consequences to Callaway. Perhaps "get woke, go broke" will apply. I was a big fan of Callaway products before this situation. I spent a lot of money on Callaway irons earlier this year. I use their golf balls and have several hats and shirts of theirs. The irons are too expensive for me to get rid of. But I won't be wearing their apparel any longer. And I will be switching to a different golf ball manufacturer as well. I don't think I'm alone in this regard.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 01, 2026 11:00 AM (u9Xr5)
Posted by: Nazdar at September 01, 2026 11:01 AM (NcvvS)
Posted by: tankdemon at September 01, 2026 11:01 AM (/hk2L)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM at September 01, 2026 11:01 AM (VkY89)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 01, 2026 11:01 AM (u9Xr5)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 01, 2026 11:03 AM (2Cry5)
Posted by: Buck at September 01, 2026 11:04 AM (z6ONu)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2026 11:04 AM (+gK6I)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 11:04 AM (Y/06r)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 01, 2026 11:05 AM (u9Xr5)
It's Schrodinger's feminism: women are either YAAS QWEEN or a pathetic victim depending on what gives them the most advantage in a given situation.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 01, 2026 11:05 AM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 01, 2026 11:03 AM (2Cry5)
How is this even an ad?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 11:05 AM (Y/06r)
Posted by: Buck at September 01, 2026 11:05 AM (z6ONu)
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 01, 2026 11:05 AM (j+aD2)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2026 11:04 AM (+gK6I)
Exactly
Posted by: Doof at September 01, 2026 11:06 AM (QLC6i)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2026 11:06 AM (xSAlF)
it's a take off of Obsession (good movie btw)
I'm sure this was an online-only ad! probably very selective placement
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 01, 2026 11:06 AM (j+aD2)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2026 11:06 AM (+gK6I)
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 01, 2026 11:05 AM (j+aD2)
*sideeye*
*backs away slowly without turning around*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 11:06 AM (Y/06r)
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 01, 2026 11:06 AM (j+aD2)
*goes back to whittling*
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at September 01, 2026 11:07 AM (cWLG3)
Posted by: Michael Skskel at September 01, 2026 11:07 AM (u9Xr5)
If they have to tell you...
Posted by: garrett at September 01, 2026 11:07 AM (Shi2G)
no it was just "he pushed the girl"
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 01, 2026 11:07 AM (j+aD2)
weak little snowflakes WHO RULE YOU
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 01, 2026 11:07 AM (j+aD2)
Also, men can’t hit women while women can hit men because shut up
Also women can murder children because having kids gave them sad fee fees
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at September 01, 2026 11:08 AM (fapp/)
I'm sure this was an online-only ad! probably very selective placement
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 01, 2026 11:06 AM (j+aD2)
I only know the movie from people talking about it. But I am still not getting the connection aside from the creepy smile.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 11:08 AM (Y/06r)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 11:08 AM (ccf/V)
Also, men can’t hit women while women can hit men because shut up
Also women can murder children because having kids gave them sad fee fees
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at September 01, 2026 11:08 AM (fapp/)
Don't do drugs, kids.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 11:09 AM (Y/06r)
Posted by: t-bird at September 01, 2026 11:09 AM (dfgzq)
I'll loan my share of outrage to the highest bidder.
Posted by: Will Robinson. at September 01, 2026 11:09 AM (A3xvt)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 01, 2026 11:09 AM (Ujrb8)
yeah good point I assume the One Wish Willow was somehow involved tho
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 01, 2026 11:09 AM (j+aD2)
Posted by: Giles Overreach at September 01, 2026 11:10 AM (cOor7)
Posted by: steevy at September 01, 2026 11:10 AM (YwEeS)
I would never have connected the ad to Obsession if someone hadn't pointed it out to me because I've never seen that movie.
Modern advertising runs a big risk when they try to connect with the zeitgeist because pop culture is so, so fragmented these days you'll never be able to really grasp what the "cool kids" are into.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 01, 2026 11:10 AM (FZ29D)
I'm not cancelling shit over it, tho.
Woman gets pushed out of the way by a man. Big F*cking Deal.
What happened to equality? Women can do what men, right?
The hypocrisy. It knows no bounds.
I f*cking HATE what they're turning the world into.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 11:10 AM (ccf/V)
Meh, I honestly don't see it as an offensive or "bad ad."
It's obviously a silly ad that this guy is so obsessed with his great new golf club that social norms go out the window for him.
Even without the "Obsession" connection that's obvious.
But...what makes it a poor ad is that it offends enough libtardsd and AWFLs that it becomes a negative thing. Not because the ad is bad but because of the voices in their heads.
Still, the ad company did their clients no service by not figuring this out ahead of time.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 01, 2026 11:10 AM (iJfKG)
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 01, 2026 11:10 AM (j+aD2)
PS
For the best golf balls, go with Pinnacle.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 01, 2026 11:10 AM (2WIwB)
Caucasian, please. Most people never saw the movie, and had no idea it was an homage. Just how dumb do you have to be in 2026 to think that was a smart thing to put in an ad?
Posted by: Archimedes at September 01, 2026 11:10 AM (Riz8t)
Also, men can’t hit women while women can hit men because shut up
Also women can murder children because having kids gave them sad fee fees
ShoeOnHead said the Clancy case is "OJ Simpson for women", which is perfect. We all know she's gonna skate, she's gonna collect the million-plus dollars in GoFundMe, she might even have a few more kids to murder them on stage at the DNC.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 01, 2026 11:10 AM (2ocoG)
Posted by: DanMan at September 01, 2026 11:10 AM (8uzBS)
Posted by: Quiznos at September 01, 2026 11:11 AM (Shi2G)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 11:09 AM (Y/06r)
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*** Nancy Reagan approves this message ***
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at September 01, 2026 11:11 AM (FZ29D)
Posted by: t-bird at September 01, 2026 11:11 AM (dfgzq)
Posted by: October Is Breast Cancer Awareness Month at September 01, 2026 11:11 AM (+iYtA)
It's Schrodinger's feminism: women are either YAAS QWEEN or a pathetic victim depending on what gives them the most advantage in a given situation.
Posted by: Ian S.
THIS times a Brazilian!
Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 11:11 AM (U0c5a)
Posted by: ShainS at September 01, 2026 11:11 AM (m0vIZ)
exactly true.
yeah it is hard. that's why the tie to the film is kinda not exact. they were trying to shock tho, yes.
which can be .. it depends on what the audience is. if this get shared around some young guys will be happy to buy the club
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 01, 2026 11:11 AM (j+aD2)
ShoeOnHead said the Clancy case is "OJ Simpson for women", which is perfect. We all know she's gonna skate, she's gonna collect the million-plus dollars in GoFundMe, she might even have a few more kids to murder them on stage at the DNC.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 01, 2026 11:10 AM (2ocoG)
The thought of that makes me furious and very sad
Posted by: It's me donna at September 01, 2026 11:12 AM (+gK6I)
"Ohhh. Late hit!"
Actually kinda funny........F*cking GET OVER YOURSELVES.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 11:12 AM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 01, 2026 11:12 AM (j+aD2)
PS
For the best golf balls, go with Pinnacle.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 01, 2026 11:10 AM (2WIwB)
Nice new pro shirt you have there!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 11:12 AM (Y/06r)
🚨 NEW: CNN anchor Wolf Blitzer just issued a “quick note of clarification” after falsely suggesting U.S. troops would be impacted by Trump's executive order cracking down on mail-in ballots following an exchange he had with Dem Virginia Gov Abigail Spanberger last week.
“A quick note of clarification. We discussed legal challenges to the Trump administration’s directives for the Postal Service on mail-in voting. A comment I made suggested that U.S. military and overseas voters' ballots would be impacted by these directives. I want to be clear right now: those ballots are exempt from the Postal Service’s new rules implementing the president’s March executive order. Those groups are covered under the Uniformed and Overseas Absentee Voting Act, just to be specific on that point.”
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Mr. September 2026 at September 01, 2026 11:12 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Oddbob at September 01, 2026 11:13 AM (vTZFs)
trying not to think about this
yes very mad
furious
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 01, 2026 11:13 AM (j+aD2)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2026 11:06 AM (xSAlF)
I do have all of those except for TikTok, and I never saw the ad. And, like you, I'm okay with that.
Posted by: Dr. T at September 01, 2026 11:13 AM (KKJEY)
Just because the left says and does stupid things doesn't mean we should follow suit.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 01, 2026 11:13 AM (Riz8t)
I am going to make a wild a$$ guess that it's feminists who are outraged about this. How original. I am reminded of a Super Bowl ad a few years back in which a giant rooster kicked the sh#t of a famer, set in an office - selling cornflakes or something?
Ads in general have gotten meaner, weirder and sort of mystifying as to what they are trying to say/sell. Millennials are one f'd up generation, generally speaking, with obvious caveat that I don't mean ALL Millennials, nor do I want to start a flame war over this classification. They have had their perspectives warped by being the first very online generation, with early Tumblr/Reddit brain rot affecting some of them.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 01, 2026 11:13 AM (X8xt3)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 11:13 AM (Y/06r)
Posted by: All suckage all the time at September 01, 2026 11:14 AM (TbWk/)
Posted by: steevy at September 01, 2026 11:10 AM (YwEeS)
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They were able to get in a mocking shot at Christians there in the final seconds.
Posted by: ShainS at September 01, 2026 11:14 AM (m0vIZ)
Is it simply because they were an easy target?
The ad isn't funny, but it's not offensive either.
I have to assume the cruelty and the raw exercise of power was the point of destroying them.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 01, 2026 11:14 AM (zjgNU)
yeah it was a targeted ad! someone (as suggested above) decided to push this to the media to hurt Callaway and Good Good.
normies weren't supposed to see this
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 01, 2026 11:14 AM (j+aD2)
probably just a competitor
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 01, 2026 11:15 AM (j+aD2)
************
Yeah he was awesome right up to when he tackled Sarah Palin to give Obama a free campaign ad, then he was assho
I hope he aged badly like this fucking guy did
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at September 01, 2026 11:15 AM (fapp/)
Posted by: October Is Breast Cancer Awareness Month at September 01, 2026 11:11 AM (+iYtA)
Hockey.
The NHL has banned all pride night/unique jersey/pay-attention-to-me events of any kind.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 01, 2026 11:15 AM (PGK1w)
For the best golf balls, go with Pinnacle.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 01, 2026 11:10 AM (2WIwB)
Nice new pro shirt you have there!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 11:12 AM (Y/06r)
***
*tapes up camera eye*
Posted by: Diogenes at September 01, 2026 11:15 AM (2WIwB)
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at September 01, 2026 11:16 AM (fapp/)
Me, too. Played Hogan irons for years before switching to Titleist's "old man" irons. They will probably be tossed in the trash by my daughter after I die.
Posted by: one hour sober at September 01, 2026 11:16 AM (J4Dwc)
Posted by: Giles Overreach at September 01, 2026 11:10 AM (cOor7)
Probably going with Taylor Made SpeedSoft. Especially as the cooler weather of fall approaches. I currently use Callaway SuperSoft, and they work well for me.
Posted by: Doof at September 01, 2026 11:16 AM (QLC6i)
Posted by: Ian S. at September 01, 2026 11:10 AM (2ocoG)
I haven't been all that plugged into the trial, and until recently I was kinda on the fence about it: not about Clancy having actually murdered her kids, but I was willing to entertain the possibility that, okay, maybe she was so out of her mind she really didn't know what she was doing.
But after reading through some of the stuff last night--her calling her husband in the middle of the murdering, lawyering up the second she got to the hospital, etc.--no, she's guilty and ought to spend the rest of her life in solitary.
Posted by: Dr. T at September 01, 2026 11:16 AM (KKJEY)
Now miniature golf, that’s a man’s game
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at September 01, 2026 11:16 AM (fapp/)
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Preach it!
Posted by: Leo Wong from Futurama at September 01, 2026 11:17 AM (FZ29D)
I won't shun playing a Pro V1 or 1x found in the woods, tho.
*I suck at golf so it's likely the ball used means naught to me or my game.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 11:17 AM (ccf/V)
I think it's a reflection of modern life's absolute saturation with ads. You have to do SOMETHING to stand out from the clutter, or you're just wallpaper. Being offensive is probably the easiest way to do that.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 01, 2026 11:17 AM (Riz8t)
It's Schrodinger's feminism: women are either YAAS QWEEN or a pathetic victim depending on what gives them the most advantage in a given situation.
- - - -
Sadly, this.
Shorter: Being a (feminist*) woman means never being held responsible for the consequences of their actions and values.
*Not all women think and behave this way, but this is so for those that dominate the media and politics.
We need another Phyllis Schlaefly!
Posted by: Lizzy at September 01, 2026 11:17 AM (X8xt3)
I'm not cancelling shit over it, tho.
Woman gets pushed out of the way by a man. Big F*cking Deal.
What happened to equality? Women can do what men, right?
The hypocrisy. It knows no bounds.
I f*cking HATE what they're turning the world into.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 11:10 AM (ccf/V)
Yeah it is all beyond ridiculous now. Checked out a show on Paramount Plus - Marshals. US Marshalls thing. The caricatures of women and Indian Marshalls have become cartoonish and so, so, so predictable. You know the drill without even watching the show, I will bet.
Posted by: tubal at September 01, 2026 11:17 AM (Gqar8)
Now miniature golf, that’s a man’s game
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at September 01, 2026 11:16 AM (fapp/)
Spending all day with a bunch of other dudes swinging your shafts around and handling balls? Yeah...totally gay.
Posted by: Wash my balls and I'll wash yours! at September 01, 2026 11:18 AM (TbWk/)
Posted by: tubal at September 01, 2026 11:18 AM (Gqar8)
Posted by: Dr. T at September 01, 2026 11:16 AM (KKJEY)
https://youtu.be/9UEGIW_W1hQ
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 11:18 AM (Y/06r)
The difference with the Michelob and Snickers ads is that they were funny and obvious jokes. The golf ad , not so much.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 01, 2026 11:19 AM (rNkEQ)
I saw a cartoon a while back with four panels.
1) Black guy has a white guy at gunpoint. Screeching communist: "Why is the black guy the criminal?"
2) White guy has a black guy at gunpoint. Screeching communist: "Racist violence against a minority!"
3) White guy has another white guy at gunpoint. Screeching communist: "No black people in this movie! Erasure of minorities!"
4) Black guy has another black guy at gunpoint. Screeching communist: "Portraying violent crime as only a problem for minorities!"
On the positive side, perhaps this new ad featuring Sadie Sink, coupled with last week's Sydney Sweeney lingerie ad, signals that the era of using obese, ugly ham-beasts of indeterminate sex as "models" is over. We may hope.
https://tinyurl.com/325rnrtk
Am I a little fat myself? Yes. Am I therefore a hypocrite? No. I'm not pretending to be a model.
Using a fat ugly model is like hiring Peter Dinklage as a basketball player.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 01, 2026 11:19 AM (c+HDg)
Because ads used to be based on our common pop culture and that no longer exists. Everyone has their own self-curated music, TV, movies, memes, etc, etc.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 01, 2026 11:19 AM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at September 01, 2026 11:19 AM (Fv808)
Now miniature golf, that’s a man’s game
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at September 01, 2026 11:16 AM (fapp/)
Spending all day with a bunch of other dudes swinging your shafts around and handling balls? Yeah...totally gay.
Posted by: Wash my balls and I'll wash yours! at September 01, 2026 11:18 AM (TbWk/)
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The only true manly existence is to live alone in the forests, killing your meat with your bare hands, and using the little leisure time you have reading Marcus Aurelius.
All else is gay, female shit not worthy of a man, and if you disagree, then you're gay and female.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 11:19 AM (BKQOu)
The difference with the Michelob and Snickers ads is that they were funny and obvious jokes. The golf ad , not so much.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at September 01, 2026 11:19 AM (rNkEQ)
That's where I would agree. It is like a horrifying joke without the punchline.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 11:20 AM (Y/06r)
I watched a couple of her videos and she can't really sing but she does have nice gams she likes to show off in mini-dresses.
Way to go feminism!
Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2026 11:20 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 11:11 AM (U0c5a)
Citizen or wax?
Posted by: tankdemon at September 01, 2026 11:20 AM (/hk2L)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Mr. September 2026 at September 01, 2026 11:12 AM (ndZc7)
Congrats, dipf*ck.
The executive order deals DIRECTLY with those NOT ON VOTER ROLLS or are ILLEGALLY VOTING.
NOTHING to do with military members in areas of combat or remote bases getting their absentee ballots.
F*cking biased retards.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 11:20 AM (ccf/V)
Yeah, I suppose they grew up watching Madonna and other play this game to great success.
The problem is that when everyone is rebelling in the same way, you are the norm.
There is no “Bougeois” left to "Épater."
Posted by: Lizzy at September 01, 2026 11:20 AM (X8xt3)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 01, 2026 11:20 AM (0sNs1)
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Well, then, don't watch this.
https://tinyurl.com/yntdw7tc
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Mr. September 2026 at September 01, 2026 11:21 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Diogenes
It doesn't matter what golf balls I use. I hit them so hard that it changes the name on them.
(Reread that as many times as you need to to get it)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 11:21 AM (U0c5a)
This guy gets it.
Posted by: Quiznos at September 01, 2026 11:11 AM (Shi2G)
You shut your whore mouth. Quiznos marketing was hilarious!
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 01, 2026 11:21 AM (zjgNU)
All else is gay, female shit not worthy of a man, and if you disagree, then you're gay and female.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 11:19 AM (BKQOu)
Marcus was odd. A fatalistic outlook (which is stoicism) on life.
"Always remember when you embrace your children at night, that they could be dead by morning."
We get it, guy. Give it a rest.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 11:21 AM (Y/06r)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 11:11 AM
Tell us you're a hardwood man without telling us you're a hardwood man.
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🔵 Democrats: 47"
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The summer polls in 2026 are 100% accurate because the final polls in 2024 were 60% accurate, guys.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 11:21 AM (BKQOu)
Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2026 11:22 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 01, 2026 11:22 AM (nbLIj)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2026 11:22 AM (XeU6L)
Hint: It also starts with a 'P', albeit with a 'Big' in front of it.
Posted by: Duncanthrax
Big Pharma????
Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 11:22 AM (U0c5a)
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 01, 2026 11:12 AM (j+aD2)
No. It's horrible and indicative of everything wrong in our culture.
No discussion needed.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 01, 2026 11:23 AM (zjgNU)
Posted by: Joe Kidd
Dark humor is like food. Not everyone gets it.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 11:23 AM (U0c5a)
Posted by: Captain Video at September 01, 2026 11:23 AM (JM9I6)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 11:11 AM (U0c5a)
Citizen or wax?
Posted by: tankdemon at September 01, 2026 11:20 AM (/hk2L)
Steakhouse.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 01, 2026 11:23 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Doof at September 01, 2026 11:16 AM (QLC6i)
I don't mind some of the Calloway offerings, for sure. They're one of the few balls, however, that sometimes my iron shots damage the cover. The grooves in the clubhead sometimes leave some slight louvers on the outside.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 11:23 AM (ccf/V)
All else is gay, female shit not worthy of a man, and if you disagree, then you're gay and female.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 11:19 AM
So, no watching the Director's Cut of {insert movie title here}?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 01, 2026 11:23 AM (0sNs1)
Posted by: tubal at September 01, 2026 11:17 AM (Gqar
Yeah, I gave up on that one early on. I didn't mind the Indian guy as much as some of the other "stepped out of a rejected Sesame Street episode" casting. At least having an Indian cop in Montana is plausible. The black woman is uber-annoying, though, and after the first episode or two, it seemed like every episode was All About Her.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 01, 2026 11:23 AM (c+HDg)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 01, 2026 11:23 AM (0sNs1)
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Why?
You gay and female?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 11:24 AM (BKQOu)
Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2026 11:22 AM (sKqQm)
"The straightest thing you can do is suck another man's dick!'
-Andrew Tate, probably
Wait, wasn't that a horrifying joke from Tim Allen?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 11:24 AM (Y/06r)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2026 11:24 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 01, 2026 11:24 AM (X8xt3)
Now miniature golf, that’s a man’s game
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos
>Golf and tennis have both taken a dive into the septic system so they did it to themselves. We're going to need a bigger sump pump.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 01, 2026 11:24 AM (Ujrb8)
Posted by: Guess I'll Just Have To Get Used To It at September 01, 2026 11:24 AM (JM9I6)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 01, 2026 11:15 AM (PGK1w)
but the literary world has persevered: last time I was at the library I saw on the new arrivals shelf what appeared to be a hockey-themed gay romance novel. who knew?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 01, 2026 11:25 AM (VyBeY)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 01, 2026 11:25 AM (RIvkX)
I saw the ad originally and like all ads I skipped through it 5 seconds at a time. These guys are funny, make good content, and are getting crushed by this. Bad press is still press, I hope they just weather the storm and find better partnerships going forward. Callaway stuff sucks, my guess they will be signed by Takomo in the next 3 months.
Posted by: Fletch at September 01, 2026 11:25 AM (lUL0U)
The Clancy one is tough but I am confident they are not gonna buy the insanity defense. That I would bet on.
Whether they will go with 2nd or 1st degree I don't know but I can see them going 1st degree. Less confident on that score but pretty sure she's not gonna get away with it. Too much planning and calculation involved to be a pure "the voices and/or depression made me do it" outcome.
Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 11:25 AM (j6dNk)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 11:22 AM
Good ... good ...
There'll be an extra tin of sardines in your paybox this week.
Posted by: Big Penguin at September 01, 2026 11:25 AM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 11:25 AM (Y/06r)
Milli Vanilli got robbed. All of the record labels pick "talent" by looks and fix it in post now, it's not even controversial. Even when someone slips through who can actually sing (Lady Gaga) they computerize them into numerically perfect oblivion.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 01, 2026 11:26 AM (2ocoG)
Posted by: one hour sober at September 01, 2026 11:26 AM (J4Dwc)
Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 11:25 AM (j6dNk)
The voices she did not tell anyone about or record in her journal but only relayed months after she murdered her children?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 11:27 AM (Y/06r)
Also super gay. What guy gets angry when hot girls try to touch his wood?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 11:27 AM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Guess I'll Just Have To Get Used To It at September 01, 2026 11:24 AM
To really appreciate Doof, you must observe him discoing at a MoMe.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 01, 2026 11:27 AM (0sNs1)
The Clancy one is tough but I am confident they are not gonna buy the insanity defense. That I would bet on.
Whether they will go with 2nd or 1st degree I don't know but I can see them going 1st degree. Less confident on that score but pretty sure she's not gonna get away with it. Too much planning and calculation involved to be a pure "the voices and/or depression made me do it" outcome.
Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 11:25 AM (j6dNk)
She in a death penalty state, I hope?
Posted by: tubal at September 01, 2026 11:27 AM (Gqar8)
Unless that's immediately followed by "those responsible have been sacked" and something about moose bites, I assume it was deliberate.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 01, 2026 11:27 AM (Riz8t)
Also, men can’t hit women while women can hit men because shut up
Also women can murder children because having kids gave them sad fee fees
ShoeOnHead said the Clancy case is "OJ Simpson for women", which is perfect. We all know she's gonna skate, she's gonna collect the million-plus dollars in GoFundMe, she might even have a few more kids to murder them on stage at the DNC.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 01, 2026 11:10 AM (2ocoG
This. Its the husband's fault for either over medicating her or undermedicating her or providing a nanny or not providing a chauffeur something something.
But its the dudes fault. He should be on trial.
Posted by: Handmaidens everywhere at September 01, 2026 11:27 AM (/WHpM)
Posted by: Ian S. at September 01, 2026 11:10 AM (2ocoG)
And while she's living large, her poor husband will be beaten from pillar to post for the rest of his life, because it will have been his fault that she was driven to such a tragic act.
Posted by: George Washington Plunkett at September 01, 2026 11:27 AM (qRla/)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Mr. September 2026 at September 01, 2026 11:27 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: tubal at September 01, 2026 11:27 AM (Gqar
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MA, so no.
It'll be a hung jury, obviously at this point.
Hopefully prosecution reprosecutes and the judge gets a kick to the balls.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 11:28 AM (BKQOu)
Posted by: Halfhand at September 01, 2026 11:28 AM (v7UJz)
Posted by: tubal at September 01, 2026 11:27 AM (Gqar
Massachusetts, right?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 11:28 AM (Y/06r)
Posted by: tubal at September 01, 2026 11:27 AM (Gqar
If there were any possibility of her getting the death penalty, she'd have been found guilty on day one as should have happened.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 01, 2026 11:28 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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I am right here, Aetius451AD.
Posted by: scampydog at September 01, 2026 11:28 AM (yPJaS)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 11:23 AM (U0c5a)
SOOOO Close, but not quite there. I fixed it for you:
Dark humor is like food. Not everyone gets it.
Posted by: Stalin at September 01, 2026 11:23 AM (U0c5a)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at September 01, 2026 11:29 AM (zjgNU)
Posted by: Wokeness at September 01, 2026 11:29 AM (NK89z)
Posted by: tankdemon at September 01, 2026 11:29 AM (/hk2L)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 11:23 AM (ccf/V)
Cool trick if you can do it on purpose!
Posted by: Doof at September 01, 2026 11:29 AM (QLC6i)
The jury in the Lindsay Clancy trial informs the judge they are DEADLOCKED - cannot reach a unanimous verdict.
The judge sent them back to continue deliberations.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 11:29 AM (U0c5a)
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>>but the literary world has persevered: last time I was at the library I saw on the new arrivals shelf what appeared to be a hockey-themed gay romance novel. who knew?
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Yes, and it's an HBO(?) show, too!
I have no doubt this was written and fast-tracked precisely because the NHL had resisted woke.
IIRC, there were a lot of Gen X girls, who are fans of the books and show, who were crushed that the US Olympic hockey team win didn't include a big, gay kiss between two players after the OT goal.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 01, 2026 11:29 AM (X8xt3)
Two of the female jurors showed up in all pink outfits. She's gonna walk.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 01, 2026 11:29 AM (2ocoG)
The executive order deals DIRECTLY with those NOT ON VOTER ROLLS or are ILLEGALLY VOTING.
Translation: I repeated the leftist lies mindlessly because there was nobody in the entire CNN newsroom who recognized them as lies or, if they did, were willing to say so.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 01, 2026 11:30 AM (vTZFs)
You gay and female?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 11:24 AM
Just FYI, a ranking of the films of Ridley Scott I perused last week had Prometheus at #21, and Covenant at #15.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 01, 2026 11:30 AM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Guess I'll Just Have To Get Used To It at September 01, 2026 11:24 AM
To really appreciate Doof, you must observe him discoing at a MoMe.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 01, 2026 11:27 AM (0sNs1)
Worth the price of admission!
Posted by: Doof at September 01, 2026 11:30 AM (QLC6i)
Two of the female jurors showed up in all pink outfits. She's gonna walk.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 01, 2026 11:29 AM (2ocoG)
Tell me you are joking.Please.
Posted by: tubal at September 01, 2026 11:30 AM (Gqar8)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 01, 2026 11:30 AM (2Cry5)
She deserves life in prison or a mental ward.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 01, 2026 11:30 AM (/WHpM)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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I am right here, Aetius451AD.
Posted by: scampydog at September 01, 2026 11:28 AM (yPJaS)
LOL. It is exactly like shooting. You give someone good a shitty rifle, I bet they could still hit.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 11:31 AM (Y/06r)
Reading is for fagz.
A real man only needs to draw on the wall of his cave.
Posted by: George Washington Plunkett at September 01, 2026 11:31 AM (qRla/)
You gay and female?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 11:24 AM
Just FYI, a ranking of the films of Ridley Scott I perused last week had Prometheus at #21, and Covenant at #15.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 01, 2026 11:30 AM (0sNs1)
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Gotta wait for the definitive ranking to figure that out.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 11:31 AM (BKQOu)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 01, 2026 11:31 AM (VyBeY)
Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 01, 2026 11:22 AM (nbLIj)
My humor is like food in Somalia.
Not everybody gets it.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 01, 2026 11:31 AM (PGK1w)
Posted by: ballistic at September 01, 2026 11:31 AM (oqH4h)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 01, 2026 11:31 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: tubal at September 01, 2026 11:27 AM (Gqar
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MA, so no.
It'll be a hung jury, obviously at this point.
Hopefully prosecution reprosecutes and the judge gets a kick to the balls.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 11:28 AM (BKQOu)
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I saw this coming. The best witness for the defense was ... the husband. The dude couldn't shut up about what a great mom the murderer of his kids was. Jury sees that and thinks "well, if he is giving her a pass, why shouldn't we?"
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 11:32 AM (iFTx/)
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60% of the time it works 100% of the time
Posted by: Math at September 01, 2026 11:32 AM (NK89z)
A blatant display of impartiality should be cause for their removal or a mistrial.
Posted by: Halfhand at September 01, 2026 11:32 AM (v7UJz)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 11:32 AM (Y/06r)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
>Contractor I worked with decided he would buy a new set of clubs and he was generous enough to give me his old clubs, being a rookie beginner. First time we played a round, I kicked his ass by several strokes and he was pissed off.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 01, 2026 11:32 AM (Ujrb8)
Posted by: Wokeness
I'm about the last person anyone would accuse of wokeness, but this is just a bad, stupid ad. It should never have been aired. Just because the wokes don't like it, doesn't mean the rest of us do.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 01, 2026 11:32 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: tankdemon at September 01, 2026 11:32 AM (/hk2L)
The jury in the Lindsay Clancy trial informs the judge they are DEADLOCKED - cannot reach a unanimous verdict.
The judge sent them back to continue deliberations.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 11:29 AM (U0c5a)
Yup. Got a couple of handmaidens on that Jury for sure.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 01, 2026 11:32 AM (/WHpM)
Posted by: tubal at September 01, 2026 11:27 AM (Gqar
Massachusetts, right?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 11:28 AM (Y/06r)
Massachusetts. Near Plymouth. Definitely not a death penalty state. Worse, MA just passed a law permitting abortion up to birth.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 01, 2026 11:33 AM (N39Ws)
Checks out. It's a sport in which stick handling is very important.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 01, 2026 11:33 AM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 11:27 AM (Y/06r)
The very same.
Oh and a hung jury does not mean she "walks"
Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 11:33 AM (j6dNk)
Posted by: George Washington Plunkett
With his genitals.
Posted by: Archimedes at September 01, 2026 11:33 AM (Riz8t)
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DEADHEADS DEADLOCKED!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Mr. September 2026 at September 01, 2026 11:33 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 11:32 AM (iFTx/)
I made the point this morning on Facebook:
If we find out a school shooter was on psychotic meds, does that mean he is not responsible? How is this any different?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 11:34 AM (Y/06r)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Mr. September 2026 at September 01, 2026 11:34 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: tubal at September 01, 2026 11:34 AM (Gqar8)
A real man only needs to draw on the wall of his cave.
Posted by: George Washington Plunkett at September 01, 2026 11:31 AM (qRla/)
How queer.
What real man sits on his ass making marks on a damn cave wall when he could be out there doing manly shit ?
Posted by: Howdy at September 01, 2026 11:34 AM (ZEFzw)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 11:25 AM (Y/06r)
With modern technology, they make a huge difference...maybe more than their swing(assuming it's not awful)
I learned and played through college on my Grandads clubs. I was not great at golf.
When I got my first job, I bought some latest and greatest new clubs. Instant improvement.
Then I played with a friends super-sized sweet spot, fancy golf clubs. Massive improvement in position and distance.
So, yeah. Tools won't make you a pro but they will make you better with no practice.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 01, 2026 11:34 AM (iJfKG)
not joking
it's in Mass btw so def no death penalty
the first juror showed up wearing bright pink like the protestors then the next day her buddy did the same
no they are not sequestered btw
so hung jury is best case. I don't think the three guys can convince the Karens.
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 01, 2026 11:34 AM (j+aD2)
Posted by: George Washington Plunkett at September 01, 2026 11:27 AM (qRla/)
Nuts to that. Some of her supporters are going one further and claiming that he's the real murderer; she's been framed by the cops because, you know, that's just what men do.
Posted by: Dr. T at September 01, 2026 11:35 AM (KKJEY)
Posted by: Duncanthrax
Word is, he wore out his knee doing The Hustle and is now a mere shadow of his former dancin' self. Sad.
Posted by: Acorn Stairlift at September 01, 2026 11:35 AM (JM9I6)
Posted by: George Washington Plunkett at September 01, 2026 11:27 AM (qRla/)
It's his fault for not fulfilling his role as the Christlike servant-leader God had called him to be.
Posted by: Tradcon at September 01, 2026 11:35 AM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 11:27 AM (Y/06r)
The very same.
Oh and a hung jury does not mean she "walks"
Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 11:33 AM (j6dNk)
The judge can have her committed to a state mental hospital. If/when she is deemed healthy, she would have to reappear before the court - with the DA's office there as well, and determine if she should remain in the mental hospital or set free.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 01, 2026 11:35 AM (N39Ws)
Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 11:35 AM (j6dNk)
exactly
I think it's hung jury OR she gets off (insanity plea stands). the second degree thing is DUMB btw
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 01, 2026 11:36 AM (j+aD2)
I think you're onto something there. There used to be such a thing as "popular culture." We all watched the same TV shows because that's all there was to watch. Now all culture is niche but everyone thinks that their particular niche is popular.
Posted by: Oddbob at September 01, 2026 11:36 AM (vTZFs)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 01, 2026 11:36 AM (gm9Sb)
Posted by: McClintock at September 01, 2026 11:36 AM (anL5R)
Consistency matters and hypocrisy should be criticized.
If you say you hate chocolate ice cream, fine.
If you then say you love chocolate, then do you hate ice cream or are you inconsistent about chocolate?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 01, 2026 11:37 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Any better, I'd be twins at September 01, 2026 11:37 AM (2CeDH)
Hung jury.
Lee Kuan Yew abolished jury trials in Singapore, because he observed that Chinese jurors voted to acquit Chinese defendants, Malay jurors voted to acquit Malay defendants, and Indian jurors voted to acquit Indian defendants.
Juries don't work if people are motivated entirely by ethnic solidarity.
But not even LKY could predict the rise of the American AWFL, and how destructive that would be.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 01, 2026 11:37 AM (aD4fx)
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 01, 2026 11:34 AM (j+aD2)
With three dead children you do not have 9 women that agree she shouldn't be punished. The world is far gone but not that far gone.
Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 11:37 AM (j6dNk)
Spankings until morale improves.
Posted by: McClintock at September 01, 2026 11:36 AM (anL5R)
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"And then, the oral sex!"
-Zoot
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 11:37 AM (BKQOu)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 11:32 AM (iFTx/)
I made the point this morning on Facebook:
If we find out a school shooter was on psychotic meds, does that mean he is not responsible? How is this any different?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 11:34 AM (Y/06r)
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It's different because no woman can be held responsible for anything, no matter how heinous or evil or intentional. Not ever. It will always be someone else's fault. Always. The husband, the "system," the dog, the cat, Big Foot, the milking Minotaur, something, anything.
The fish does really need a bicycle.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 11:37 AM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 01, 2026 11:37 AM (N39Ws)
The fish does really need a bicycle.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 11:37 AM (iFTx/)
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Those women and their fierce independence...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 11:38 AM (BKQOu)
The protestors are also offering free beejers to her legal team, allegedly.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 01, 2026 11:38 AM (2ocoG)
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100%!!
I have a set of clubs I bought sometime in the Bush Jr. Administration. I buy cheap refurbished balls from Walmart. And I wipe the floor with most people I play against who have the latest Taylor Made whatever the fuck XL-2-JZ-E $700 driver and play with $6 balls.
It’s amazing how effective marketing is to get 20 handicap players to spend a fortune on equipment that does nothing for them.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at September 01, 2026 11:38 AM (NK89z)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 11:32 AM (iFTx/)
I made the point this morning on Facebook:
If we find out a school shooter was on psychotic meds, does that mean he is not responsible? How is this any different?
Posted by: Aetius451AD
You know who else was having a psychotic break?
Decarlos Dejuan Brown Jr. was when he stabbed Iryna Zarutska. So he's good, right?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 11:38 AM (U0c5a)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 01, 2026 11:37 AM (N39Ws)
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"Yeah, but the eight month old was asking for too many snacks, so he had it comin'."
-Cell Block Tango
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 11:38 AM (BKQOu)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 01, 2026 11:37 AM (aD4fx)
I've seen a bunch of videos saying that 'Guys are dumping their girlfriends over their Lindsey Clancy opinons!?'
Good. They fucking should. Women, you have boobs and vagina, but there is some shit that should not be tolerated.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 11:39 AM (Y/06r)
Cool trick if you can do it on purpose!
Posted by: Doof at September 01, 2026 11:29 AM (QLC6i)
Best part about it is, it happens when I do hit it well.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 11:40 AM (ccf/V)
Weller was the brand.
Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2026 11:40 AM (77rzZ)
I was in a fancy grocery store in a rich Portland suburb yesterday, and a woman was wearing a "No Person Is Illegal On Stolen Land" t-shirt.
I mused on how unpleasant her life would become if we actually threw the borders wide open.
Perhaps she thinks that the rich Portland suburb would be unaffected by that.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at September 01, 2026 11:40 AM (aD4fx)
Posted by: tubal at September 01, 2026 11:40 AM (Gqar8)
At least then it might have been funny, like the other ads are.
Posted by: Tar Bae at September 01, 2026 11:41 AM (snPrD)
this is all fake outrage ginned up by big titleist, isn't it?
Posted by: anachronda at September 01, 2026 11:41 AM (oY6Yp)
The left circa 2025: Of course you should dump a boyfriend if he voted for Trump. I mean he's literal Hitler!
The left circa 2026: Just because a woman supports a child murderer and thinks murdering your children is acceptable is no reason to break up with her. I mean people can have their own options.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 01, 2026 11:41 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 11:25 AM (Y/06r)
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True, but this is the same in almost every sport where most of the players are affluent and can afford expensive gear. You should try cars ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 11:42 AM (iFTx/)
So, yeah. Tools won't make you a pro but they will make you better with no practice.
Posted by: naturalfake at September 01, 2026 11:34 AM (iJfKG)
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The improvement you saw with game-improvement clubs is likely due in large part to the fact that you cut your teeth playing with what I assume are forged blades. If you can start as a beginner swinging blades and not give the game up immediately, you're going to groove a pretty damn good swing, because anything else means your hands hurt when you miss and the ball goes 54 yards.
Posted by: ballistic at September 01, 2026 11:42 AM (oqH4h)
Terry Tate ads are excellent. Bout to go down the you-tube terry tate rabbit hole...
Posted by: Inogame at September 01, 2026 11:42 AM (53oGX)
As well they should. If she supports murdering kids, it's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience, to justify murdering you.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 01, 2026 11:42 AM (2ocoG)
"I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability."
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 01, 2026 11:42 AM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 01, 2026 11:35 AM (N39Ws)
In this state we have "guilty and mentally ill" as a possible verdict.
That means you get to go to a mental hospital until the docs decide that you're all better, then you get moved to regular prison to serve a normal sentence.
Two for the price of one!
This was instituted after a guy with a long history of violence, including beating a retarded supermarket bag boy to death, started getting passes from the mental hospital because they thought he was "better".
Then he murdered four teens after they caught him robbing their camp site.
Oops.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 01, 2026 11:42 AM (c+HDg)
If you know how the Left operates and what motivates them, the only thing that's truly difficult is to overestimate their perfidy.
Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 11:42 AM (j6dNk)
Weller was the brand.
big fan of their soldering irons.
Posted by: anachronda at September 01, 2026 11:43 AM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: tubal
Probably a good thing.
Because I have a list.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 11:43 AM (U0c5a)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at September 01, 2026 11:43 AM (qRla/)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 01, 2026 11:43 AM (gm9Sb)
The only question is how many of the women think it was acceptable to murder three children if she felt sad.
Given this is Massachusetts, and seeing how insane liberal women have gone, honestly my money is that all 9 women want to acquit her and the 3 men are saying 'fuck no you crazy bitches'
Posted by: DudeAbiding at September 01, 2026 11:43 AM (setIA)
Abortion during the 1st quarter, well that’s reasonable, they assured us. At least in certain narrow circumstances and rare complications.
Fast forward 20 years - 3rd Trimester.
Another 10 years - up to moment of Birth.
You can see where this going, right? “Up to 2 years old …” Anyone can be forgiven for that, I mean they aren’t even really people ….
Posted by: Common Tater at September 01, 2026 11:44 AM (IkLDu)
As well they should. If she supports murdering kids, it's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience, to justify murdering you.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 01, 2026 11:42 AM (2ocoG)
Look for the crazy eyes. It can be difficult sometimes. Even John Wayne Bobbit missed it.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 01, 2026 11:44 AM (N39Ws)
First I think of a man and then I remove reason and accountability.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 01, 2026 11:44 AM (/WHpM)
Good. They fucking should. Women, you have boobs and vagina, but there is some shit that should not be tolerated.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 11:39 AM (Y/06r)
Marry me and I might kill your kids!
Speaking of bad marketing, that's not really a good sales pitch.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 01, 2026 11:44 AM (PGK1w)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 11:32 AM (iFTx/)
I made the point this morning on Facebook:
If we find out a school shooter was on psychotic meds, does that mean he is not responsible? How is this any different?
Posted by: Aetius451AD
You know who else was having a psychotic break?
Decarlos Dejuan Brown Jr. was when he stabbed Iryna Zarutska. So he's good, right?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 11:38 AM (U0c5a)
_____
The left has diluted and watered-down the mens rea requirement for even the most heinous crimes to the point where they're basically letting stone-cold murderers off because they're fucked in the head. Well, no shit -- of course they are. Rational, sane people don't murder other people.
But that should never absolve anyone of any guilt.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 11:44 AM (iFTx/)
As well they should. If she supports murdering kids, it's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience, to justify murdering you.
Posted by: Ian S.
It's because guys want the possible future mother of their children to not be baby killers.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 11:44 AM (U0c5a)
well sure. Stan always goes for us ladies first. we're a soft touch for him.
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 01, 2026 11:44 AM (j+aD2)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at September 01, 2026 11:45 AM (gm9Sb)
Posted by: Ian S.
You'd think that right there would be grounds for a mistrial
Posted by: FeatherBlade at September 01, 2026 11:45 AM (vJrRc)
when I first saw the film, I was like "yep"
I didn't get why people were laughing
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 01, 2026 11:45 AM (j+aD2)
The only question is how many of the women think it was acceptable to murder three children if she felt sad.
Given this is Massachusetts, and seeing how insane liberal women have gone, honestly my money is that all 9 women want to acquit her and the 3 men are saying 'fuck no you crazy bitches'
Posted by: DudeAbiding at September 01, 2026 11:43 AM (setIA)
To be sure, the ones who forced a hung jury will be out their running their mouths on podcasts.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 01, 2026 11:45 AM (/WHpM)
Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 11:46 AM (j6dNk)
Speaking of bad marketing, that's not really a good sales pitch.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 01, 2026 11:44 AM (PGK1w)
Washington Nearsider has tied the threads together!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 11:46 AM (Y/06r)
The left has diluted and watered-down the mens rea requirement for even the most heinous crimes to the point where they're basically letting stone-cold murderers off because they're fucked in the head. Well, no shit -- of course they are. Rational, sane people don't murder other people.
But that should never absolve anyone of any guilt.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 11:44 AM (iFTx/)
Preach. The Age of No Consequences is the fever dream of this depraved time.
Posted by: tubal at September 01, 2026 11:46 AM (Gqar8)
Posted by: naturalfake at September 01, 2026 11:34 AM (iJfKG)
I know absolutely nothing about golf. I relate this to buying a high-end gun instead of a lesser model.
The good gun [set of clubs] doesn't necessarily make you better right away.
But it DOES give you a higher ceiling if you put the work in.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 01, 2026 11:46 AM (PGK1w)
It's easier to bring that in a casual conversation than trying to find out if they've ever had an abortion (one of my previous red flags... another being a seemingly endless recitation of all the assholes she's dated before).
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 01, 2026 11:47 AM (c+HDg)
Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 11:46 AM (j6dNk)
You are chip diller in animal house here.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 11:47 AM (Y/06r)
One of the biggest drivers of the crazy that is modern society. This idea that we'll all use politics to attack each other's best interest - yet somehow put that aside and pretend its "just a difference of opinion" and still be civil at the end of the day.
Fuck that. Personal Politics DO matter when Personal Politics determine who gets a job. Who can shop. Who can bank. Who can walk the street without fear and who can not.
I am sick, to my guts, of the "don't let Politics ruin a relationship" crap. It's the same bullshit pushed by Liberals that want a free pass to destroy, and Conservatives that want a free pass to ignore the destruction.
Posted by: Howdy at September 01, 2026 11:47 AM (ZEFzw)
Posted by: Ian S.
You'd think that right there would be grounds for a mistrial
Posted by: FeatherBlade
That's why they have alternate jurors. Sack those two.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 01, 2026 11:48 AM (U0c5a)
Posted by: Common Tater at September 01, 2026 11:48 AM (IkLDu)
Where it's going, and right on schedule, is human sacrifice.
And it looks like they've gone straight to child sacrifice.
Like I said, you can only ever *under*estimate the treachery of the Left.
Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 11:48 AM (j6dNk)
Posted by: one hour sober at September 01, 2026 11:49 AM (J4Dwc)
Posted by: Handmaidens everywhere at September 01, 2026 11:49 AM (/WHpM)
The fact that the jury can't conclude that she should be punished for admittedly murdering her kids shows that we don't have a serious society and everything is f*cked.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 11:49 AM (ccf/V)
well sure. Stan always goes for us ladies first. we're a soft touch for him.
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 01, 2026 11:44 AM (j+aD2)
The making of a semenary doctoral thesis.
Posted by: Eromero at September 01, 2026 11:49 AM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 11:47 AM (Y/06r)
LMAO
Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 11:49 AM (j6dNk)
Posted by: tubal at September 01, 2026 11:49 AM (Gqar8)
-
Dumping them is easier than sleeping with a 12 guage shotgun for the rest of your life.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Mr. September 2026 at September 01, 2026 11:50 AM (ndZc7)
Given this is Massachusetts, and seeing how insane liberal women have gone, honestly my money is that all 9 women want to acquit her and the 3 men are saying 'fuck no you crazy bitches'
---
Liberal women think they have the unfettered absolute right to kill the most innocent and defenseless. Why would they bat an eyelash at killing toddlers?
Posted by: witches in plain sight at September 01, 2026 11:50 AM (anL5R)
It also mean they can't conclude she's not guilty. Only takes one or two activists to fuck things up.
. Remain calm. All is well.
Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 11:50 AM (j6dNk)
What a pu$$y! Destroy it all!
Posted by: Max K at September 01, 2026 11:50 AM (WAUGm)
Posted by: naturalfake at September 01, 2026 11:34 AM (iJfKG)
I know absolutely nothing about golf. I relate this to buying a high-end gun instead of a lesser model.
The good gun [set of clubs] doesn't necessarily make you better right away.
But it DOES give you a higher ceiling if you put the work in.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 01, 2026 11:46 AM (PGK1w)
____
Depends on the tools. In golf in particular, a lot of the expensive stuff that's selling will actually hurt your game unless you are very good. It's gear designed for advanced players with good swings, etc. But it's new and shiny and looks good at the club, so people buy it.
Same as beginning track drivers who buy all kinds of aero and suspension tunings that will only make the car more difficult for beginners to drive.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 11:51 AM (iFTx/)
The fact that the jury can't conclude that she should be punished for admittedly murdering her kids shows that we don't have a serious society and everything is f*cked.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 11:49 AM (ccf/V)
She murdered them one by one- including an 8 month old. While sending her husband off on errands.
Then did a half assed job (or show) at killing herself.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 11:51 AM (Y/06r)
Posted by: Howdy at September 01, 2026 11:47 AM (ZEFzw)
Yup.
Politics is now a GO/NOGO for me when it comes to dating. Interestingly, though, that's the only part of my life it's relevant. My friend group is already almost entirely free of lefties, with the exception of a few guys on my hockey team.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at September 01, 2026 11:52 AM (PGK1w)
I'd agree that a MexiTele, set up, can play as well as something from the Custom Shop in the right hands.
But I'd also say equipment matters - and it varies by the player. For me ? Jumbo Frets and a Humbucker at the neck makes all the difference. Its a matter of mating equipment with style.
Posted by: Howdy at September 01, 2026 11:52 AM (ZEFzw)
Posted by: davidt at September 01, 2026 11:53 AM (Q+gd/)
Weller was the brand.
Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2026 11:40 AM (77rzZ)
Sounds like Weller Millennium. Someone with more money than brains will buy it.
Posted by: Doof at September 01, 2026 11:53 AM (QLC6i)
Posted by: steevy at September 01, 2026 11:53 AM (YwEeS)
Posted by: davidt at September 01, 2026 11:53 AM (Q+gd/)
Why, I think they already are!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 11:53 AM (Y/06r)
Back from the vet, Saijo was a very good boy despite being nervous. He placed on the scale like a champ. He is the only Shiba Inu at the practice, so everyone always wants to come look at him. He was good about that but toward the end he was like “okay, okay, I am adorable, but can we have a little less looking and a little more vetting? I really don’t want to be a zoo exhibit!” He got 3 shots so I expect he will be a little sore and not quite his normal Mexican jumping bean self today.
Posted by: Piper at September 01, 2026 11:53 AM (ZdaMQ)
Sounds like Weller Millennium. Someone with more money than brains will buy it.
Posted by: Doof at September 01, 2026 11:53 AM (QLC6i)
I've had my share of Weller in the past. I can't imagine them producing something worth even CLOSE to $5k.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 11:54 AM (ccf/V)
Back in the day I used to hang out with some hobbyist drag racers. The wisdom there was "Speed costs money but you can't buy enough to win. So buy all you can afford and work like hell for the rest."
Posted by: Oddbob at September 01, 2026 11:54 AM (vTZFs)
And people wonder how Candace Owens has an audience.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 01, 2026 11:54 AM (2ocoG)
Posted by: davidt at September 01, 2026 11:54 AM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 01, 2026 11:55 AM (1z8ji)
At the same time, don't matter. She murdered three kids.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 11:55 AM (Y/06r)
https://status.proton.me/
Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 11:55 AM (Jr5Lq)
Posted by: Howdy at September 01, 2026 11:52 AM (ZEFzw)
Same with golf. I've never done it, and I'm a hack. But If you're going to go drop $8k on a set of golf clubs because you think they'll improve your game, GO GET A FITTING.
Pay the extra coulple hundred bucks to get your clubs fitted to YOUR SWING. It will go quite a ways.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 11:55 AM (ccf/V)
Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at September 01, 2026 11:56 AM (MNCvZ)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Mr. September 2026 at September 01, 2026 11:56 AM (ndZc7)
Posted by: Oddbob at September 01, 2026 11:54 AM (vTZFs)
My favorite one was "Many men have become moderately wealthy through auto racing. They were millionaires when they started."
(this was long enough ago that being a millionaire still meant something)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 01, 2026 11:56 AM (c+HDg)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Mr. September 2026 at September 01, 2026 11:56 AM (ndZc7)
Huge abominations.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 11:56 AM (ccf/V)
Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 11:56 AM (j6dNk)
Posted by: tubal at September 01, 2026 11:56 AM (Gqar8)
==
They call me the divider, not the uniter.
Posted by: Stan at September 01, 2026 11:57 AM (anL5R)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 11:04 AM (Y/06r)
Didn't watch the ad, and never heard of the movie, so any "parody" would be lost on me.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 01, 2026 11:57 AM (1z8ji)
Posted by: Doof at September 01, 2026 11:53 AM (QLC6i)
I've had my share of Weller in the past. I can't imagine them producing something worth even CLOSE to $5k.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 11:54 AM (ccf/V)
______
I bought a bottle of whatever that Weller that was being discussed on the food thread a few months ago. Just for s&g. The alcohol so overwhelms all the other flavors that I had flashbacks of downing cheap grain alcohol back in college. I had a few fingers and then the bottle has been collecting dust in my liquor cabinet.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 11:57 AM (iFTx/)
-
Dumping them is easier than sleeping with a 12 guage shotgun for the rest of your life.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Mr. September 2026 at September 01, 2026 11:50 AM (ndZc7)
This is my rifle
This is for gun
This is for wifin'
This is for fun
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 01, 2026 11:57 AM (N39Ws)
Posted by: proudvastrightwingguy at September 01, 2026 11:56 AM (MNCvZ)
Some phrase this as "keep his belly full and his balls empty".
Crude, perhaps. It's also excellent advice. Couple those with "don't nag" and you need never fear your man leaving.
We are simple creatures, fundamentally.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 01, 2026 11:58 AM (c+HDg)
https://status.proton.me/
Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 11:55 AM (Jr5Lq)
When the only thing working is their main website, they have a serious lack of redundancy.......
BAD architect. BAD architect.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at September 01, 2026 11:58 AM (ccf/V)
Something something the lyrics from the garbage part of "Aquarius" (before Hal Blaine and Joe Osborn go off).
Posted by: Ian S. at September 01, 2026 11:58 AM (2ocoG)
Posted by: ... at September 01, 2026 11:59 AM (j6dNk)
Posted by: Oddbob at September 01, 2026 11:54 AM (vTZFs)
My favorite one was "Many men have become moderately wealthy through auto racing. They were millionaires when they started."
(this was long enough ago that being a millionaire still meant something)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 01, 2026 11:56 AM (c+HDg)
_______
"It's easy to make a small fortune in auto racing. You just have to start with a large fortune."
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 11:59 AM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Common Tater
>I know I guy who can barely play three chords and he owns 10 guitars. I told him, dude, stop spending all of your money on guitars and buy your wife some new teeth. He didn't like that.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 01, 2026 11:59 AM (Ujrb8)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 01, 2026 11:59 AM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Doof
Yes, that's exactly what it was.
Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2026 11:59 AM (77rzZ)
Even crappy equipment with practice, a buddy of mine found an old .22 in a dumpster, it was bent. But he was a crack shot with that thing. “Beware the man with only one gun, for you may be sure he knows how to shoot it.”
Posted by: Common Tater at September 01, 2026 12:00 PM (IkLDu)
Posted by: NR Pax at September 01, 2026 12:00 PM (/k3in)
I consider myself blessed that I do not follow this nonsense. The worst of the Spanish Inquisition was tiddlywinks next to today's Wokeism.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 01, 2026 12:00 PM (wHs2E)
Posted by: tubal at September 01, 2026 12:01 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: Dr_No at September 01, 2026 12:01 PM (ayRl+)
Posted by: Elric The Blade
There's a similar saying about owning a thoroughbred race horse.
Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2026 12:01 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: tubal at September 01, 2026 12:01 PM (Gqar
Also 'Centenary.'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 12:02 PM (Y/06r)
Posted by: James Bond at September 01, 2026 12:02 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 12:02 PM (Jr5Lq)
Posted by: Guys everywhere at September 01, 2026 12:02 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: tubal at September 01, 2026 12:01 PM (Gqar
You try to find something affordable that will make the Kessel run in less than twelve parsecs...
Posted by: Han Solo at September 01, 2026 12:02 PM (Ucgf4)
Posted by: ballistic at September 01, 2026 12:03 PM (oqH4h)
There's a similar saying about owning a thoroughbred race horse.
Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2026 12:01 PM (77rzZ)
_________
Or showing dogs.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 01, 2026 12:03 PM (wHs2E)
How about that. Therapists in the spotlight again. Now I get it.
Posted by: t-bird at September 01, 2026 12:03 PM (Uh88k)
Yes, I know this is scotch. But it's very bourbon-y.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 12:03 PM (iFTx/)
Women can be men.
Men and women are athleticly identical.
Women can easily beat up men larger than themselves.
Men are required to treat women just like they treat men.
Gender is a social construct.
Also: Men should never be violent toward women because.....?
Make it make sense.
Posted by: 29Victor at September 01, 2026 12:04 PM (0MjtC)
>I know I guy who can barely play three chords and he owns 10 guitars. I told him, dude, stop spending all of your money on guitars and buy your wife some new teeth. He didn't like that. Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 01, 2026 11:59 AM (Ujrb
___________________________
True dat. I just sold 2 of my '70s-era Gibsons (LP Custom, black, and an ES-335 12-string dbl-cutaway. I paid about $900 each when I bought 'em. Let's say I got a handsome multiple of that purchase price when I sold 'em a couple weeks ago. Now I have a Fender 12-string acoustic and an Ovation 6-string Spanish-style 'troubador' on offer …
Posted by: Dr_No at September 01, 2026 12:05 PM (ayRl+)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 12:06 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 01, 2026 12:03 PM (wHs2E)
Not so costly if you are OH. Professional handler fees have become ridiculous. $120 or so for five minutes of work. Spread that over a four-day cluster.
Posted by: one hour sober at September 01, 2026 12:06 PM (J4Dwc)
Blah. And again - to a point. I play a Blues Junior mostly. Fine amp.
I've heard some amps I don't think Clapton could have made sound good. Thin and buzzy. Same with some pickups. Some stuff is just so cheap its just not playable.
Hence the problem with "absolutes" like the above argument. Yes, some equipment is just awful.
Posted by: Howdy at September 01, 2026 12:06 PM (ZEFzw)
Yes, I know this is scotch. But it's very bourbon-y.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 12:03 PM (iFTx/)
=====
Tin Cup is like $25 a bottle and very solid, especially for the price.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at September 01, 2026 12:06 PM (BKQOu)
——
It does, but not enough to matter. Those old blues guys didn’t have the scratch to buy expensive Gibson or Martin guitars. Stellas and Sears and pretty crappy guitars.
If you really want to nail their sound, that’s what you have to use, essentially a crappy guitar.
Posted by: Common Tater at September 01, 2026 12:06 PM (IkLDu)
Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2026 12:01 PM (77rzZ)
Boats, too.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 01, 2026 12:07 PM (c+HDg)
Posted by: Dr. T at September 01, 2026 11:16 AM (KKJEY)
What's wrong with strapping her into a sturdy wooden chair, and frying her azz with 3500 volts of three-phase juice?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 01, 2026 12:07 PM (1z8ji)
Posted by: tubal at September 01, 2026 12:08 PM (Gqar8)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at September 01, 2026 12:08 PM (VaC8w)
Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2026 12:01 PM (77rzZ)
Boats, too.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 01, 2026 12:07 PM (c+HDg)
_____
... and women ... just saying ...
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 12:08 PM (iFTx/)
... and women ... just saying ...
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026
Not all of…wait. Never mind.
Posted by: Piper at September 01, 2026 12:09 PM (ZdaMQ)
________________________________
Get an old '60s-era Silvertone (Sears & Roebuck era) or some other 'off-brand' name from the era and run it thru an old tube amp (pref. w/tremolo that's the original kind) with a bad speaker and 'pump up the volume!' to 11 … it'll sound terrible - which is, in turn, great.
Posted by: Dr_No at September 01, 2026 12:10 PM (ayRl+)
https://tinyurl.com/yvpc85t9
I think Clancy is an evil person who premeditated the killings and deserves to be punished with life imprisonment or confinement to a mental health facility . I also think a majority of mothers including liberals ( not the nutty leftists on Tik Tok during performance videos ) feel the same.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2026 12:10 PM (xSAlF)
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If we were talking about electric guitars (or amps) you might have a point, I guess.
Most of those limey poofters were pretty lousy, actually. Relatively. Clapton might not be overrated but there a gazillion guys who could play rings around him, never mind the country, folk, and session musicians. Kind of sad, really.
Posted by: Common Tater at September 01, 2026 12:10 PM (IkLDu)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2026 12:11 PM (xSAlF)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 12:08 PM (iFTx/)
Ask Jeff Bezos.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 12:12 PM (Y/06r)
Posted by: runner at September 01, 2026 12:12 PM (g47mK)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 01, 2026 12:12 PM (xSAlF)
At the very least, she should be sterilized so she can't do it again.
Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 12:12 PM (Jr5Lq)
top. voices.
Posted by: anachronda at September 01, 2026 12:13 PM (oY6Yp)
Posted by: tankdemon at September 01, 2026 12:13 PM (/hk2L)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 12:13 PM (Y/06r)
Posted by: man at September 01, 2026 12:14 PM (cGjQu)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 12:08 PM (iFTx/)
Ask Jeff Bezos.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 01, 2026 12:12 PM (Y/06r)
All of the sudden sh*tting the bed isn't so crazy after all.
--Amber Turd
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 01, 2026 12:14 PM (N39Ws)
interesting concept - what if it WAS a troon in the ad?!?! now that would be funny!
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at September 01, 2026 12:14 PM (j+aD2)
==
you know what to do ! *hot iron
Posted by: runner at September 01, 2026 12:15 PM (g47mK)
$120 or so for five minutes of work. Spread that over a four-day cluster.
Posted by: one hour sober at September 01, 2026 12:06 PM (J4Dwc)
________
More if it's a group placement. More if it's a specialty. More if it's Orlando or Westminster.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 01, 2026 12:15 PM (wHs2E)
Posted by: Bulg at September 01, 2026 12:01 PM (77rzZ)
Boats, too.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 01, 2026 12:07 PM (c+HDg)
_____
... and women ... just saying ...
Posted by: Elric The Blade
>I'd be a millionaire if it wasn't for boats, horses and women. I may be poor now, but I still had fun.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at September 01, 2026 12:15 PM (Ujrb8)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at September 01, 2026 12:16 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 12:16 PM (Jr5Lq)
One of the most important things for ladies' golf attire is to make each piece in many different colors and patterns.
Ladies do not like to see other ladies wearing the same outfits.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at September 01, 2026 12:17 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Cheri at September 01, 2026 12:18 PM (oiNtH)
Kill your TVs.
Posted by: gp at September 01, 2026 12:18 PM (Jr5Lq)
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Yes
Posted by: Martin Tell at September 01, 2026 12:21 PM (8SnSQ)
A Texas judge and jury have sent serial squatter Heather Schwab, with more than 22 evictions on her record, to prison for 20 years due to the fraud she committed in order to rent these properties.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 01, 2026 12:27 PM (2GVsD)
It's Schrodinger's feminism: women are either YAAS QWEEN or a pathetic victim depending on what gives them the most advantage in a given situation.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 01, 2026 11:05 AM (2ocoG)
Ding ding ding...give the man a cigar. Closely related to "looking at a woman is assault unless you are handsome\rich in which case that was the intent of her presentation"
Posted by: Azjaeger at September 01, 2026 12:31 PM (3/XaG)
Woodford Double Oaked excellent daily/weekly sip.
10yr old Ping G25 irons, 5 year old Ping G410 driver, 70.00 chinese sandwedge from amazon(i'm always losing them, wife pissed) 8year? old TaylorMade burner rescue woods.
Posted by: dananjcon at September 01, 2026 12:44 PM (8C1eU)
Especially co-ed shirts and skins
Posted by: what the cat drug in at September 01, 2026 02:02 PM (jrgJz)
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