Saturday Night Club ONT - August 29, 2026 [Disco & Dino]

Welcome to Club ONT - a whelming collaboration of The Disco and The Dino.

Open thread - bar is open, too. Come in in, grab a drink or 2. Or 3. Keep it light and friendly. The moose is feeling blue tonight, so stop and say hello before entering.

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Saturday Night Jokes and Other Funnies

I took my 79-year-old uncle to the mall to buy new shoes.

Afterward we sat in the food court. A teenage girl with spiked hair in every color—red, green, blue, and orange—sat next to us. My uncle kept staring.

Finally she snapped, “What’s your problem, old man? Never done anything wild in your life?”

My uncle calmly replied, “Once I got high and slept with a peacock. I was just wondering… you might be my daughter.”

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A Republican, a Libertarian, and a Democrat are captured by a cannibal tribe in a dense jungle. The tribe chief gives them a final chance to save their lives:

“Go into the jungle and bring back ten pieces of any single fruit you can find.”

The Republican returns first with ten apples.

The chief says: “Now, if you can shove all ten apples up your ass without making any sound or expression on your face, we won’t eat you.”

The Republican manages one, but at the second apple, he winces in pain. The tribe eats him.

The Libertarian returns next with ten tiny berries.

The chief gives him the same rule.

The Libertarian gets to the ninth berry with complete silence… but suddenly, right before the tenth one, he bursts out laughing hysterically! The tribe eats him too.

In heaven, the Republican meets the Libertarian and asks: “Dude, you were so close! Why on earth did you laugh on the last berry?”

The Libertarian replies: “I couldn’t help it… I saw the Democrat coming back with ten watermelons!”

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Drink of the Night

Liquid Marijuana (also known as "Mountain Smoke" in some places)

Ingredients

1/2 oz. Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum
1/2 oz. Malibu Rum
1/2 oz. Blue Curacao
3/4 oz. Midori
2 1/2 oz. Pineapple Juice
2 oz. Sweet and Sour Mix

Instructions - Combine over ice cubes in a highball glass.

Despite the name, it contains no cannabis.

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Club ONT Department of AI, but Waiting for Some Town to do this

Towns and cities could get a lot more support for municipal projects if they had a little more imagination.

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Club ONT Department of Opportunity

Does opportunity knock or does it sometimes call?

In unrelated news, be on the lookout for a stolen truck full of PBR near Montclair, California (east of LA, near Claremont and Pomona and Ontario). A truck can hold over 50,000 cans of beer worth about $45,000.

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Club ONT Department of Vanity Products

Dino has gone too far trying to get attention at the Club Snack Bar!

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Club ONT Department of Smooth 70s Products

Every car needed one!😂 pic.twitter.com/Ud49A14BO0
— Papageorgio (@PapageorgioWV) August 28, 2026

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Club ONT Department of Misheard Lyrics

I'm questioning everything now. pic.twitter.com/ibSj3gjcmh
— Ginger (@HandyGingerGal) August 29, 2026

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Club ONT Jukebox

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Top 10ish Comments of the Week (aka Miklos and friends)

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Club ONT is brought to you by: Bold career decisions

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Club ONT offers sanctuary to whoever is in possession of any missing beer trucks - PBR or otherwise. Will exchange restroom tokens for stolen beer!

Posted by: Open Blogger at 10:00 PM

Comments

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1 1st

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at August 29, 2026 10:00 PM (zMzlR)

2 Good eveing good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 29, 2026 10:00 PM (iUToW)

3 Behold, the power of the Internet, a world wide web of wonders, so we may gather here and pretend to be drinking at a bar.

Posted by: mindful webworker - etc at August 29, 2026 10:00 PM (ie4vn)

4 Yay, ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 29, 2026 10:00 PM (+9wcF)

5 Stop n Go

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 29, 2026 10:00 PM (pMmVV)

6 YAY ONT!!! Now for the content!

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at August 29, 2026 10:00 PM (zMzlR)

7 hi!

Posted by: Iris at August 29, 2026 10:01 PM (286+n)

8 Good evening dear morons and Слава Двоим!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 29, 2026 10:01 PM (RIvkX)

9 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 29, 2026 10:01 PM (AdHga)

10 1/2 oz. Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum - Maybe
1/2 oz. Malibu Rum - No
1/2 oz. Blue Curacao - No
3/4 oz. Midori - No
2 1/2 oz. Pineapple Juice - OK
2 oz. Sweet and Sour Mix - Meh

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 29, 2026 10:02 PM (RIvkX)

11 Greetings Club Overnight Open Thread from somewhere east of Albuquerque....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at August 29, 2026 10:03 PM (9uADs)

12 So many disturbing things about that last photo.

Posted by: Dr. T at August 29, 2026 10:04 PM (lHPJf)

13 Evening all.

Time to do the Bible reading, 'exercise' (working on range of motion for my knees on the exercise bike), then shower and bed.

The jokes are oldies but goodies

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 29, 2026 10:04 PM (aJQbY)

14 Bers, righteous "customer is always wrong" rant

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 29, 2026 10:05 PM (RIvkX)

15 Blue Curacao

What color is a blue orange?

Posted by: Minx 0.8 beta at August 29, 2026 10:06 PM (VHUov)

16 Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at August 29, 2026 10:00 PM (zMzlR)
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How is Mrs. Kerry? I hope she had a good birthday.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 29, 2026 10:07 PM (RIvkX)

17 Miklos pwned Comments of the Week

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 29, 2026 10:08 PM (RIvkX)

18 Miklos dominates the Comments of the Week.

Way to go, Miklos!

*I knew him when he was a nobody*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero 43) at August 29, 2026 10:08 PM (4Je4D)

19 Miklos, how much are you paying to get so many hits in the top-tenish?

Posted by: mindful webworker - and in what currency? at August 29, 2026 10:09 PM (ie4vn)

20 Towns and cities could get a lot more support for municipal projects if they had a little more imagination.

My proposal for Keizer Oregon's water tower, since it is a round blob faring gently into a tapering base, was to paint it pepto-bismol pink, and surround it with a transparent enclosure with a bullet top, and call it the worlds largest Lava Lamp

Posted by: Kindltot at August 29, 2026 10:09 PM (rbvCR)

21 Jelly Roll: "Watch me set my career on fire."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero 43) at August 29, 2026 10:10 PM (4Je4D)

22 What color is a blue orange?

It's always orange, no matter how sad it is.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 29, 2026 10:10 PM (+9wcF)

23 In unrelated news, be on the lookout for a stolen truck full of PBR

We done tole y'all people

Snitches get stitches

From Nurse Ratched when she's having a bad, bad day.

If yer lucky

Posted by: Beer Molls Marleen, Darleen, and Charleen at August 29, 2026 10:11 PM (4RYRd)

24 How is Mrs. Kerry? I hope she had a good birthday.

Thanks! Mrs NotKerry is doing better, but will be spending one more night in the hospital before coming home tomorrow (Sunday). The nausea is gone, which is the biggest thing. She had some cardiovascular reactions to some meds today, but those have also subsided. Her body just does not like drugs. She did receive some fun videos from the grandchildren which were very sweet. We will be properly celebrating her birthday when she is fully recovered.

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at August 29, 2026 10:12 PM (zMzlR)

25 *follows the links*

No, no, it was 'grave'. I *heard it*.

Annnd... we couldn't afford enough 8-tracks to buy a tape selector. We did have something similar for cassette tapes in the 80s, I think!

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 29, 2026 10:12 PM (aJQbY)

26 I am watching Clue.

Wadsworth, "I buttle."

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 29, 2026 10:12 PM (2GVsD)

27 A truck can hold over 50,000 cans of beer worth about $45,000.

That might be what it costs, but 50K cans of PBR ain't worth that much.

Unrelatedly, what's the recycle value of 50K aluminum cans?

Posted by: mikeski at August 29, 2026 10:12 PM (VHUov)

28 I feel like I should get this meme, but it's just not clicking for me.

https://bit.ly/what-are-this

Posted by: mindful webworker - there at August 29, 2026 10:12 PM (ie4vn)

29 In unrelated news, be on the lookout for a stolen truck full of PBR near Montclair, California (east of LA, near Claremont and Pomona and Ontario). A truck can hold over 50,000 cans of beer worth about $45,000.

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More like $250.00

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero 43) at August 29, 2026 10:13 PM (4Je4D)

30 Keizer Oregon's water tower is the Chemawa Station Water Tower, and it is at N 45° 00.091 W 123° 00.071

N 45° 00 W 123° 00 is about 50 feet away at the municipal baseball field.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 29, 2026 10:13 PM (rbvCR)

31 Data centres and ants?

Phase IV Part II?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 29, 2026 10:13 PM (2GVsD)

32 Miklos has clearly been hitting the tip jar.
Well done.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 29, 2026 10:14 PM (2WIwB)

33 Evenin’, All. Happy Saturday night.

Posted by: Bulg at August 29, 2026 10:14 PM (77rzZ)

34 mindful webworker - I was wondering the same. They're not crash-test dummies... at least, not the ones I recall... even though their belts look like seatbelts.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 29, 2026 10:14 PM (aJQbY)

35 I feel like I should get this meme, but it's just not clicking for me.

https://bit.ly/what-are-this
Posted by: mindful webworker - there at August 29, 2026 10:12 PM (ie4vn)

This are Devo. Apparently they just found out they are the new wave.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 29, 2026 10:14 PM (rbvCR)

36 I am surrounded by people who were either into metal or the BeeGees.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 29, 2026 10:15 PM (rbvCR)

37 I've seen blue Moose and pink Elephants, not usually when I'm loaded, just later when I'm detoxing.
Also, seen Punkin Heads comin' at me.

Posted by: Cooter Brown, Flyin' High at August 29, 2026 10:15 PM (JM9I6)

38 How youse mooks doin' ?

Posted by: Savage Henry at August 29, 2026 10:15 PM (ZxPkt)

39 Miklos pwned Comments of the Week
Posted by: San Franpsycho

It says right there, "aka Miklos and friends"

On the downside (for Miklos), I got 3 of them, so now he's been accused of having me as a friend.

Posted by: mikeski dangerfield at August 29, 2026 10:15 PM (VHUov)

40 The Egyptians made better beer than PBR.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero 43) at August 29, 2026 10:16 PM (4Je4D)

41 No I am the Highway by Audioslave?

You could have at least dropped Tom Cochrane Life is a Highway.

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 29, 2026 10:16 PM (ftFVW)

42 Stealing a beer truck is a prank. You park it in front of a party and let anybody and everybody have their way. To be young is to be foolish.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 29, 2026 10:16 PM (nlLAo)

43 Kindltot, okay, I was never into music videos back then, so... missed that apparently.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 29, 2026 10:17 PM (aJQbY)

44 "The beer that made Abydos famous"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero 43) at August 29, 2026 10:17 PM (4Je4D)

45
Quiet day here at Schloss Hadrian. Meanwhile in Ioway, The Big Dummy was Best of Breed at the Tri-City KC show. His win pushes him above 700 Grand Champion points, just 100 short of what he needs to reach Platinum level.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 29, 2026 10:17 PM (O0L8i)

46 I feel like I should get this meme, but it's just not clicking for me.

https://bit.ly/what-are-this
Posted by: mindful webworker - there at August 29, 2026 10:12 PM (ie4vn)

Didn't the band Devo dress like that in a video?

Posted by: Will Robinson at August 29, 2026 10:17 PM (rHvvN)

47 3 ...pretend to be drinking at a bar.
Posted by: mindful webworker - etc at August 29, 2026 10:00 PM (ie4vn)

So...you're all just pretending? There isn't really a bar somewhere? JQ doesn't really serve up drinks? There's no Moose doorman screening out unruly wanna-bes? I've been roaming the G-D country in this stinkin' RV for the last month FOR NOTHING????

Next you'll tell me there really is (are?) no Darleen, Marlene and Charlene?...

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at August 29, 2026 10:17 PM (9uADs)

48 36 I am into Antonin Dvorak.

Posted by: Bulg at August 29, 2026 10:18 PM (77rzZ)

49 36 I am surrounded by people who were either into metal or the BeeGees.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 29, 2026 10:15 PM (rbvCR)

ABBA has entered the room.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 29, 2026 10:18 PM (2WIwB)

50
Herself is gone to an event tomorrow.

So I'll do Anchovy pizza with garlic stuffed olives on the grill.

These opportunities have to be taken advantage of.

Posted by: Auspex at August 29, 2026 10:18 PM (Y8DZL)

51 ...and call it the worlds largest Lava Lamp

Speaking of which, I know lava lamps are still sold but how do they work now without incandescent bulbs?

Posted by: Oddbob at August 29, 2026 10:18 PM (vTZFs)

52 Blue Moose would be a boon to Highway Safety.

Posted by: NTSB at August 29, 2026 10:19 PM (JM9I6)

53 Good evening dear morons and Слава Двоим!
Posted by: San Franpsycho

The Horde cries out!

Posted by: Milosov Miklosevich, Ancient Salvonaut Theorist at August 29, 2026 10:19 PM (4RYRd)

54 Egyptian beer saved the Human race from extinction once.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 29, 2026 10:20 PM (2GVsD)

55 Good evening Horde. Enjoy your time at Club ONT!

Posted by: TRex - neon PBR sign dino at August 29, 2026 10:20 PM (XfIK1)

56 Jelly Roll: "Watch me set my career on fire."
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"Light me up or burn me down."

Posted by: clarence at August 29, 2026 10:20 PM (/2SkZ)

57 6 I am into Antonin Dvorak.
Posted by: Bulg

OOOoooOOOO

Posted by: Classical music aficionado Floyd the Barber at August 29, 2026 10:20 PM (4RYRd)

58 Lava lamps?

Check near the candles in any Wal-Mart and you will find them.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 29, 2026 10:20 PM (2GVsD)

59
18 Miklos dominates the Comments of the Week.

Way to go, Miklos!

*I knew him when he was a nobody*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero 43) at August 29, 2026 10:08 PM (4Je4D)

I’m proud that I was able to throw a nice slow pitch over the plate for him to hit.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 29, 2026 10:21 PM (GWwCk)

60 I could’ve lived lived my whole life without rock music.

Posted by: Bulg at August 29, 2026 10:21 PM (77rzZ)

61 Hey, all.

Looking forward to church. Need the hope.

Posted by: Brother Tim, still standing at August 29, 2026 10:22 PM (F5T1n)

62
Jelly Roll: "Watch me set my career on fire."
Posted by: Cicero

At least he'll be warm.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 29, 2026 10:22 PM (Cqx++)

63 Dare I say that the ONT curating this evening displays subtle hints of inspiration, if not genius?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero 43) at August 29, 2026 10:23 PM (4Je4D)

64 Dare I say that the ONT curating this evening displays subtle hints of inspiration, if not genius?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero 43)

Double plus whelm?

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 29, 2026 10:24 PM (ftFVW)

65 It’s Miklos Night!

Posted by: Piper at August 29, 2026 10:24 PM (ZdaMQ)

66 Good evening Horde. Enjoy your time at Club ONT!
Posted by: TRex - neon PBR sign dino

I slipped the Blue Moose out front 30 simoleons

Got one of those 21+ plastic wristbands

All is cool, Mr. Dude Sir

Posted by: underage ...um...yeah...Miklosomething at August 29, 2026 10:24 PM (4RYRd)

67 Dare I say that the ONT curating this evening displays subtle hints of inspiration, if not genius?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero 43) at August 29, 2026 10:23 PM (4Je4D)

***

*drains glass*
*burps*

What???

Posted by: Diogenes at August 29, 2026 10:25 PM (2WIwB)

68 This are Devo.…
Posted by: Kindltot

Ah, yes. Thanks.

Posted by: mindful webworker - devolved at August 29, 2026 10:25 PM (ie4vn)

69 Miklos' clever blend of sarcasm and bitter Magyar humor have made him a moron favorite. Together with his coterie of Waffle House waitresses he always brings fun to every thread with mimicry, mockery, and sockery.
-Grok GPT

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 29, 2026 10:25 PM (RIvkX)

70 Mmm. Waffle House waitresses.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero 43) at August 29, 2026 10:26 PM (4Je4D)

71 Last time Miklos was underage, Truman was President.

Posted by: One Geezer To Another at August 29, 2026 10:26 PM (JM9I6)

72 It’s Miklos Night!
Posted by: Piper

Inform the Lay-ties

*blasts Kool and the Gang while rollin' up in the '87 Cadillac*

Posted by: And it's feelin right, oh what a Night at August 29, 2026 10:26 PM (4RYRd)

73 Happy Club ONT, Disco and Dino!

Love the T Rex bread offering at the snack bar! That shows ingenuity!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 29, 2026 10:26 PM (D/6p1)

74 Well, I'm going to say it. If you thought it a good idea to put tattoos on your face, you shouldn't be making career decisions without a guardian.

Posted by: Orson at August 29, 2026 10:26 PM (dIske)

75 I am into Antonin Dvorak.

I could’ve lived lived my whole life without rock music.
Posted by: Bulg

Can't we all just get along?

https://youtu.be/oTmcd0NU7UU

Posted by: rock music at August 29, 2026 10:27 PM (VHUov)

76 Meanwhile in Ioway, The Big Dummy was Best of Breed at the Tri-City KC show. His win pushes him above 700 Grand Champion points, just 100 short of what he needs to reach Platinum level.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 29, 2026 10:17 PM (O0L8i)

Tell your wife I'm waving in her direction (everything of note in this state is south and/or east of me).

Posted by: pookysgirl's husband has a smart Goldie at August 29, 2026 10:27 PM (Wt5PA)

77 Last time Miklos was underage, Truman was President.
Posted by: One Geezer To Another

Fukker still owes me a beer

Posted by: Miklos figures it's not like they didn't make beer in Missouri at August 29, 2026 10:28 PM (4RYRd)

78 So...you're all just pretending? There isn't really a bar somewhere?…
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue

No, no, it's just me. Doctor's orders after the last surgery.

Yes, Virginia, there is a club ONT.

Posted by: mindful webworker - the moose is an animatronic, though at August 29, 2026 10:29 PM (ie4vn)

79 I hope Jelly Roll inspires millions of retards to also tattoo their faces, for easy identification.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 29, 2026 10:29 PM (RIvkX)

80 Go Big Dummy!

Posted by: Piper at August 29, 2026 10:29 PM (ZdaMQ)

81
Posted by: Miklos figures it's not like they didn't make beer in Missouri at August 29, 2026 10:28 PM (4RYRd)

__________

Wrong end of the state.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 29, 2026 10:30 PM (O0L8i)

82 A few hours from now, dozens of people will be pulled over leaving a bar, wearing the 21+wristbands. Makes the cops job easy.

Posted by: Finna Get Out The Car... at August 29, 2026 10:30 PM (JM9I6)

83 If I got a face tattoo it would say, "Not Giving a Fvck Even As You Speak"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 29, 2026 10:30 PM (RIvkX)

84 45 The Big Dummy was Best of Breed at the Tri-City KC show. His win pushes him above 700 Grand Champion points, just 100 short of what he needs to reach Platinum level.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 29, 2026 10:17 PM (O0L8i)

So a couple of weeks ago wife and I are eating sandwiches inBuc-ee's parking in Springfield, Mo. Parked next to us are a man and woman, both 29ish in a red Ford F-series towing a utility trailer. They had two small dogs that looked alike and one large dog who looked like he could be a big dummy....they took the dogs to the dog walk area. I was tempted to go over and ask if the largeish dog was a big dummy...

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at August 29, 2026 10:30 PM (9uADs)

85 The Pabst truck is a publicity stunt, right??

Posted by: Iris at August 29, 2026 10:30 PM (286+n)

86 The Big Dummy was Best of Breed at the Tri-City KC show.
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He brings credit to the dumb.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 29, 2026 10:31 PM (RIvkX)

87 -Grok GPT
Posted by: San Franpsycho

To be honest, I paid Elon for that

Posted by: Miklos has no Personal Brand where generally visible at August 29, 2026 10:31 PM (4RYRd)

88 The Big Dummy is bringin' it!
Well done!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 29, 2026 10:31 PM (2WIwB)

89 Speaking of misheard lyrics, AC/DC's "Highway to Hell" would be banned from radio (and AC/DC probably denied work visas here) if they were what I thought I heard:

Livin' easy. Livin' free. She's a n***** on a one-way ride. Ask for nothin'. Leave me be. Takin' everythin'-a in my stride. Don't need reason. Don't need rhyme. Ain't nothin' Id-a rather do. Goin' down. For the time. My friends are gonna be there too. (Chorus)

No stop signs. Speed limit. Nobody gonna slow 'er down. Look a wheel. Gonna spin 'er. Nobody's gonna mess me around. Sensation. Damn the J***. Playin' in a rockin' band. Hey momma, look at me. I'm on my way to the promised land.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 29, 2026 10:32 PM (Fv808)

90 I don't think you wanna eat a blue moose.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 29, 2026 10:32 PM (diia5)

91 Truman like day drinking.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 29, 2026 10:33 PM (RIvkX)

92 Wrong end of the state.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Is there a "right" or "wrong" end?

namaste

Posted by: Devout Brother James Talarico at August 29, 2026 10:33 PM (4RYRd)

93 Piper, have you seen the latest revelations about kale?

I’m sorry:

Posted by: Bulg at August 29, 2026 10:34 PM (77rzZ)

94 About that stolen beer truck... Montclair is where I work

*hic*

Posted by: MAxIE at August 29, 2026 10:34 PM (9DOTQ)

95 Posted by: Brother Tim, still standing at August 29, 2026 10:22 PM

Hey Tim, ping me at my Posted by nic at the yahoo dot com. I have a question for you.

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 29, 2026 10:35 PM (4NO2D)

96 Well, I can certainly see why I don't make the "Comments of the week" roster.

How does one draw boobs? There has to be a course out there.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 29, 2026 10:35 PM (CHHv1)

97 The Egyptians made better beer than PBR.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero 43) at August 29, 2026 10:16 PM (4Je4D)

Is that what the pyramids were for?

Posted by: Methos, inauthentic X-bot account at August 29, 2026 10:35 PM (vSvIl)

98 Sounds like someone is doing a Smoky And The Bandit remake, but using PBR just doesn't cut it. Now Buffalo Trace would be a nice change.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 29, 2026 10:35 PM (2WIwB)

99 Not so inquiring minds:

Is Jelly Roll any relation to Bearclaw Vindaloomon?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 29, 2026 10:35 PM (2GVsD)

100 The Pabst truck is a publicity stunt, right??
Posted by: Iris

If they get away with it, they deserve a Blue Ribbon

Posted by: Miklos' Big Mouth, not to be confused with Rolling Rock ponies at August 29, 2026 10:35 PM (4RYRd)

101 err, without the copyright

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 29, 2026 10:36 PM (4NO2D)

102 Well, I'm going to say it. If you thought it a good idea to put tattoos on your face, you shouldn't be making career decisions without a guardian.
Posted by: Orson at August 29, 2026 10:26 PM (dIske)

And no one should be listening to any opinion a clown-ass mutherfugger like that has about anyone or anything. And that includes fat-ass actress bitches who leave the country then whine their way back here.

Sod off, swampies.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 29, 2026 10:37 PM (1Ff7Z)

103

Posted by: toby928 at August 29, 2026 10:37 PM (4NO2D)

104 The Pabst truck is a publicity stunt, right??
Posted by: Iris

Should have hazmat placards. That shit is awful.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 29, 2026 10:37 PM (cIy7m)

105
I erred in the error in that Miklos Darleen quote above.

Testicles the Great was only off by 20 times, or around 1 order of magnitude when he calculated the distance to the sun. Error in the error, I did make.

Testicles did all that measuring of the earth and Moon and all after his wife Ovariae caught him in a little "Socratic dialogue" with that trollop Clitorides.

He was trying to hide as far away from Ovariae as he could, and was working out distances.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 29, 2026 10:37 PM (w6EFb)

106 The Pabst truck is a publicity stunt, right??
Posted by: Iris at August 29, 2026 10:30 PM (286+n)

They claim not, but who the flying would steal Pabst to drink??!!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 29, 2026 10:38 PM (1Ff7Z)

107 PBR or liquid mustard gas?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 29, 2026 10:38 PM (2GVsD)

108 I do, though, love Led Zeppelin’s Black Dog.

Fond childhood memories of WMLS Chicago.

Posted by: Bulg at August 29, 2026 10:39 PM (77rzZ)

109 Blue moose
You saw me standing alone
Without a dream in my heart
Without a love of my own

Blue moose
You knew just what I was there for
You heard me saying a prayer for
Someone I really could care for

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 29, 2026 10:39 PM (GWwCk)

110 93 Piper, have you seen the latest revelations about kale?

I’m sorry:
Posted by: Bulg at August 29, 2026 10:34 PM

That is only excessive consumption of raw kale. It is still a nutrient rich food, vit A, K, fiber, etc. I am not on any meds at all, so nothing to interfere with there, we are all going to be okay. Oh, and the bloating is if you go from zero to 100 with a high fiber food. 😊

Posted by: Piper at August 29, 2026 10:39 PM (ZdaMQ)

111 They claim not, but who the flying would steal Pabst to drink??!!
Posted by: OrangeEnt

Good Samaritan trying to save others?

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 29, 2026 10:40 PM (ftFVW)

112 Why is Christopher Lloyd groping the butt of the dead cook?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 29, 2026 10:40 PM (2GVsD)

113 80 Go Big Dummy!
Posted by: Piper at August 29, 2026 10:29 PM (ZdaMQ)

Hadrian - VERY COOL!

Piper!

Kylie Cantrell just had a short video from one of her concerts. My favourite female accessory. Waist jewelry!!

So I thought of you.

Of course, she's also 18 or 19 and has occasional videos of her up at 7am doing ab work...

That helps...

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 29, 2026 10:40 PM (Sco7b)

114 >>>Once I got high and slept with a peacock.

So gay. Unless it was really a peahen.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 29, 2026 10:42 PM (syz1S)

115 104 The Pabst truck is a publicity stunt, right??
Posted by: Iris

Should have hazmat placards. That shit is awful.

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Once I had a six-pack of PBR on the front seat of my car. While I was parked in front of the post office buying some stamps, some prick broke through the passenger side window and left three more six-packs.

*rimshot*

Don't forget to tip your waitress, and try the veal.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero 43) at August 29, 2026 10:42 PM (4Je4D)

116 "Despite the name, it contains no cannabis."

That's one way to go

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at August 29, 2026 10:42 PM (r7+Q7)

117 Good Samaritan trying to save others?
Posted by: She Hobbit at August 29, 2026 10:40 PM (ftFVW)

Couldn't they have just set fire to the truck? Get hot enough then the cans would explode, but the foam could put out the flames. No muss, no fuss.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 29, 2026 10:42 PM (1Ff7Z)

118 Wow, Piper’s kale cult remains active.

Posted by: Bulg at August 29, 2026 10:43 PM (77rzZ)

119 The Egyptians made better beer than PBR.
Posted by: Cicero

FUN FACT

In Diocletian's Price Edict of 301 AD, two kinds of Egyptian beer are mentioned (with the allowed maximum price).

The lower quality beer was called "booza".

Posted by: Miklos with an Actual for Real You Guys Fact at August 29, 2026 10:44 PM (4RYRd)

120 Wow, Piper’s kale cult remains active.
Posted by: Bulg

There's always an explanation with cults. Especially the food kind.

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 29, 2026 10:44 PM (ftFVW)

121 Wow, Piper’s kale cult remains active.
Posted by: Bulg

*this shit won't burn worth shit*

Posted by: Miklos attempts an offering at August 29, 2026 10:45 PM (4RYRd)

122 They claim not, but who the flying would steal Pabst to drink??!!

A Gen-Zer who didn't get the word that the "I like crappy beer ironically" fad has passed its 15 minutes.

Posted by: Oddbob at August 29, 2026 10:46 PM (vTZFs)

123
So I thought of you.

Of course, she's also 18 or 19 and has occasional videos of her up at 7am doing ab work...

That helps...

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 29, 2026 10:40 PM (Sco7b)

18 and 19 is definitely in the rear view mirror! But at the risk of sounding obnoxious and vain, my abs aren’t too shabby for how far in the rear view mirror 19 is, and 3 kids. We don’t have to discuss the rest of me, though. 😂

Posted by: Piper at August 29, 2026 10:46 PM (ZdaMQ)

124 Maybe the Zizzians need some PBR for a very dark and evil summoning?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 29, 2026 10:47 PM (2GVsD)

125 30 Keizer Oregon's water tower is the Chemawa Station Water Tower, and it is at N 45° 00.091 W 123° 00.071

N 45° 00 W 123° 00 is about 50 feet away at the municipal baseball field.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 29, 2026 10:13 PM (rbvCR)

What, no sign?

I remember well that OR is probably the only place I have been that has 45 degrees north indicated with highway signage - halfway between the North Pole and the Equator.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 29, 2026 10:47 PM (jPziU)

126 He was trying to hide as far away from Ovariae as he could, and was working out distances.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

yep

Same with Darleen sometimes

Posted by: Miklos siphoned the gas from her truck a couple of times at August 29, 2026 10:49 PM (4RYRd)

127 I had an 8 track in my first car, a 68 Ford Torino 500 fastback, but didn't really like it. So I got a cassette insert that plugged into the 8 track. It worked fine.

Posted by: Ancient Motorist at August 29, 2026 10:49 PM (JM9I6)

128 In Diocletian's Price Edict of 301 AD, two kinds of Egyptian beer are mentioned (with the allowed maximum price).
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Hence Diocletian's reputation as the Richard Nixon of the Roman Empire.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero 43) at August 29, 2026 10:49 PM (4Je4D)

129 70 Mmm. Waffle House waitresses.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero 43) at August 29, 2026 10:26 PM (4Je4D)

Slumpbuster central.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 29, 2026 10:50 PM (jPziU)

130 If we're talking about excessive consumption.

Two Thursdays ago in my part of Canada, stuff was on sale. And I love fresh fruit and veggies.

-3 watermelons - $3.97 each. I cut one for the neighbors, ate one and the second was cut up today.

-10 pounds of carrots - $4.99 Can - in the downstairs fridge.

-20 pounds of beets - - $4.99 Can per 10lb bag - downstairs fridge.

-1/4 bushel of green bell peppers - about 30 of them - $10.88 Can - I ate 3 or 4 a day - three left.

-25 pounds of Roma tomatoes - $8.88 Can - c'mon, that's a kick ass price. about 10 a day. Most gone - about 60 left.

I'll be fine with frozen and canned stuff through winter after this....

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 29, 2026 10:50 PM (Sco7b)

131 I was today years old when I found out the lyrics were not "kiss from a rose on the grave"...

Next you'll tell me Elton John wasn't singing, "Hold me closer, Tony Danza...count the head lice on the highway"
Or the Eurythmics weren't singing, "Sweet dreams are made of cheese...who has a mind to dis a brie"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 29, 2026 10:51 PM (l3cgK)

132 That missing PBR truck is a little over 30 minutes of production

Posted by: PMRich at August 29, 2026 10:51 PM (RqfTw)

133 18 and 19 is definitely in the rear view mirror! But at the risk of sounding obnoxious and vain, my abs aren’t too shabby for how far in the rear view mirror 19 is, and 3 kids. We don’t have to discuss the rest of me, though. 😂
Posted by: Piper at August 29, 2026 10:46 PM (ZdaMQ)

I'm sure working out helps.
And healthy eating...

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 29, 2026 10:52 PM (Sco7b)

134 Someone I really could care for
Posted by: Tom Servo

Does get a bit lonely up here

Posted by: a guy in the Northwest Territories at August 29, 2026 10:52 PM (4RYRd)

135 Next you'll tell me there really is (are?) no Darleen, Marlene and Charlene?...
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at August 29, 2026 10:17 PM (9uADs)

There IS such a thing as Charlene!!!

Posted by: Pvt Pyle at August 29, 2026 10:52 PM (jPziU)

136 Idaho has a couple of 45th parallel signs. One on Highway 95, and another on Highway 93.

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at August 29, 2026 10:53 PM (FY/Px)

137 Next you'll tell me there really is (are?) no Darleen, Marlene and Charlene?...
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at August 29, 2026 10:17 PM (9uADs)

Too late Marlene.

Posted by: Duran Duran at August 29, 2026 10:53 PM (jPziU)

138 the head lice on the highway"
Or the Eurythmics weren't singing, "Sweet dreams are made of cheese...who has a mind to dis a brie"...

----------

Is he still dancing with the chicken slacks?

Posted by: Sam Cooke at August 29, 2026 10:53 PM (4Je4D)

139 Or the Eurythmics weren't singing, "Sweet dreams are made of cheese...who has a mind to dis a brie"...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 29, 2026 10:51 PM (l3cgK)

I cheddar the world and feta cheese
Everybody’s looking for Stetson

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 29, 2026 10:54 PM (jPziU)

140 Don't bring me down.

Posted by: Bruce! at August 29, 2026 10:55 PM (JM9I6)

141 130 If we're talking about excessive consumption.

Two Thursdays ago in my part of Canada, stuff was on sale. And I love fresh fruit and veggies.

-3 watermelons - $3.97 each. I cut one for the neighbors, ate one and the second was cut up today.

-10 pounds of carrots - $4.99 Can - in the downstairs fridge.

-20 pounds of beets - - $4.99 Can per 10lb bag - downstairs fridge.

-1/4 bushel of green bell peppers - about 30 of them - $10.88 Can - I ate 3 or 4 a day - three left.

-25 pounds of Roma tomatoes - $8.88 Can - c'mon, that's a kick ass price. about 10 a day. Most gone - about 60 left.

I'll be fine with frozen and canned stuff through winter after this....
Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 29, 2026 10:50 PM (Sco7b)

Who cares?

Posted by: PM Carney at August 29, 2026 10:55 PM (jPziU)

142 127 I had an 8 track in my first car, a 68 Ford Torino 500 fastback, but didn't really like it. So I got a cassette insert that plugged into the 8 track. It worked fine.

Posted by: Ancient Motorist at August 29, 2026 10:49 PM (JM9I6)

Dad's 64 Ford Econoline only had a radio...Dad installed an 8-track back in the early-to-mid 70's...the 'best' part was when a song went to the next track, with the interruption as it switched...
The '84 Ford Club Wagon had a cassette player installed from the factory...the cassette from Ford had "Sweet Dreams" by the Eurythmics...surprised that the cassette wasn't burned by my folks giving the obvious nature of the song.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 29, 2026 10:55 PM (l3cgK)

143 Open Blogger,
Maybe my mind is too innocent or something, but I have no clue why most of the "comments of the week" are chosen. Although I must say the one about Democrat cities and blue hair makes it all worthwhile. :-) Also, no clue about the Jelly Roll meme.

Posted by: bradc at August 29, 2026 10:55 PM (frcSa)

144 Too late Marlene.

---------

Come on, Eileen!

Posted by: Dexy's Irish Runners at August 29, 2026 10:55 PM (4Je4D)

145 Howdy, horde! Happy Caturday Night!

Thanks, 2D's. Love the Blue Moose logo. LOL.

Posted by: JQ at August 29, 2026 10:56 PM (rdVOm)

146 Gotta go. Remember, if you get caught sharing at Waffle House, you will be severely punished.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 29, 2026 10:56 PM (jPziU)

147 Bathroom is on the right.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 29, 2026 10:57 PM (2GVsD)

148 Maybe the Zizzians need some PBR for a very dark and evil summoning?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 29, 2026 10:47 PM (2GVsD)

I thought the Zizzians drank Zima on ZZyzx Road?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 29, 2026 10:57 PM (1Ff7Z)

149
We had Jimmy Faila's show on -- Mama really likes him for some reason. He had this "real or fake news" thing he does, where he quotes a headline and the panel has to judge if it's fake or real.

He announced scientists have discovered the world's oldest fossilized butthole.

It was real. Well, sort of. I was a 290 million year old fossilized cloaca from some ancient little lizard.

And they found it in Germany. Which figures.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 29, 2026 10:57 PM (w6EFb)

150 I cheddar the world and feta cheese
Everybody’s looking for Stetson
Posted by: Cow Demon

he meant Stilton

Posted by: Late Nite Copy Editor Miklos at August 29, 2026 10:57 PM (4RYRd)

151 >>Greetings Club Overnight Open Thread from somewhere east of Albuquerque....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan

Dude.. DON'T make a left at Albuquerque! (Unless you really *want* to go to Las Cruces, or May-hee-ko)

Posted by: JQ at August 29, 2026 10:57 PM (rdVOm)

152 Praise and Hail Schlürpo

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 29, 2026 10:58 PM (jPziU)

153 104 The Pabst truck is a publicity stunt, right??
Posted by: Iris

__________________________

Well, let's hope not, because that's just asking for something stupid to happen. Even if it isn't a stunt, it's not a wise approach. It takes for granted that everyone is of average intelligence and sound judgement. Everyone is not of average intelligence, and fewer and fewer seem to have sound judgement.

BONUS: It's California, so take average intelligence and subtract 20 points.

Posted by: Orson at August 29, 2026 10:58 PM (dIske)

154 Gotta go. Remember, if you get caught sharing at Waffle House, you will be severely punished.

New meaning to smothered and covered?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 29, 2026 10:58 PM (2GVsD)

155 144 Too late Marlene.

---------

Come on, Eileen!

Posted by: Dexy's Irish Runners at August 29, 2026 10:55 PM (4Je4D)

They played "Jump" so I jumped. Then they played 'The Twist', so I twisted.
Then they played 'Come On Eileen', so I got kicked out.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 29, 2026 10:58 PM (l3cgK)

156 I had no idea that song was by Seal.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 29, 2026 10:58 PM (Fv808)

157 Bathroom is on the right.
Posted by: Anna Puma

depends

Sitters or Standers?

Posted by: Miklos recalls the Maple Leaf Bar in Noo Awlins at August 29, 2026 10:58 PM (4RYRd)

158 Rain is so dang rare this summer I now get sleepy. We've had rain off and on for August and I am thankful and sleepy this weekend. I will probably be sleepy til it's time for bed.

I love Seal's Kiss from a Rose. Always. Like Cream's Badge it makes no difference to me that the lyrics make not a lot of sense. I sing them wrong most of the time anyway as life is no karaoke, bruh. I sing them loud, proud and wrong. Blinded by the Night will always be, "dressed up like a douche and running in the night."

Douche is one of the favorite words my LI bf/husband taught me.

Love Kenny Loggins and the song for Top Gun and the movie.

Thanks for the ONT.

We newlyweds saw a concert by Kenny Loggins in a small university theater after I rushed to get off work early as charge RN. After a really bad horror half shift that I had to forget to enjoy the concert which was very good. Pity I still remember that shift as it was not buried forever.

Good night, y'all.

Danny's Song we related to a year later...poor &happy

Kenny Loggins 1971:

https://tinyurl.com/ynyhxr55

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 29, 2026 10:59 PM (hzuYO)

159 150 I cheddar the world and feta cheese
Everybody’s looking for Stetson
Posted by: Cow Demon

he meant Stilton
Posted by: Late Nite Copy Editor Miklos at August 29, 2026 10:57 PM (4RYRd)

That’s what the bloody chalkboard said!!!

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 29, 2026 10:59 PM (jPziU)

160 Just have to say, we need the blue moose for the TxMoMe.

And I love the water tower with the cow.That would make me smile every day.

I never knew what he was singing: grave makes so much more sense than grey!

Posted by: Iris at August 29, 2026 10:59 PM (286+n)

161 They played "Jump" so I jumped. Then they played 'The Twist', so I twisted.
Then they played 'Come On Eileen', so I got kicked out.

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*SNORT*

Posted by: Dexy's Irish Runners at August 29, 2026 10:59 PM (4Je4D)

162 That missing PBR truck is a little over 30 minutes of production
Posted by: PMRich at August 29, 2026 10:51 PM (RqfTw)

That about the same amount of time to reprocess it?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 29, 2026 10:59 PM (1Ff7Z)

163 151 >>Greetings Club Overnight Open Thread from somewhere east of Albuquerque....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan

Dude.. DON'T make a left at Albuquerque! (Unless you really *want* to go to Las Cruces, or May-hee-ko)

Posted by: JQ at August 29, 2026 10:57 PM (rdVOm)

Oh, it was MUCH worse for Bugs Bunny...he even ended up on the wrong continent after the left turn at Albuquerque...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 29, 2026 10:59 PM (l3cgK)

164 It was real. Well, sort of. I was a 290 million year old fossilized cloaca from some ancient little lizard.

Still doesn't rule out Chuck Schumer.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 29, 2026 10:59 PM (2GVsD)

165 156 I had no idea that song was by Seal.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 29, 2026 10:58 PM (Fv80

And I don't think there were any horns in the song either...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 29, 2026 11:00 PM (l3cgK)

166 There IS such a thing as Charlene!!!
Posted by: Pvt Pyle at August 29, 2026 10:52 PM (jPziU)

And a Bunny!

Posted by: Gunny Carter at August 29, 2026 11:01 PM (1Ff7Z)

167 Is Bunny Lake missing?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 29, 2026 11:02 PM (2GVsD)

168 Everyone is not of average intelligence, and fewer and fewer seem to have sound judgement.

Posted by: Orson

The ONT exists for a Reason

*tequila shots are Nature's intellectual equalizer*

Posted by: Miklos wonders if lack of bar staff means it's all free at August 29, 2026 11:02 PM (4RYRd)

169 MS Now had people REALLY upset by the Venezuela oil deal. Colonization and dictator were thrown around. The crazy is strong there.

Great news!! Amanpour has an hour in the early afternoon on CNN!! Sexy.

And there are a lot of reports that Carney blew up the trade talks to be TOUGH with the US and President Trump so the liberals would win an October election in Quebec.

Yeah stupid move if true. I hope President Trump brings the pain to create good men and women.

I'm set for food.

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 29, 2026 11:02 PM (Sco7b)

170 depends

Sitters or Standers?
Posted by: Miklos recalls the Maple Leaf Bar in Noo Awlins

If you've got Depends, why look for the bathroom?

Posted by: She Hobbit at August 29, 2026 11:03 PM (ftFVW)

171 168 Everyone is not of average intelligence, and fewer and fewer seem to have sound judgement.

Posted by: Orson

The ONT exists for a Reason

*tequila shots are Nature's intellectual equalizer*

Posted by: Miklos wonders if lack of bar staff means it's all free at August 29, 2026 11:02 PM (4RYRd)

Oh, it just means the level of what is considered average has dropped. Idiocracy, here we come!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 29, 2026 11:03 PM (l3cgK)

172
Dogs take care of and evening prayers said. Good night, Hordians.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 29, 2026 11:04 PM (O0L8i)

173 Stateless, never hurts to have a little bit more than you plan on. Be it food, booze, or ammo.

I guess Carney is in the "I will cut my nose off to spite my face" mode.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 29, 2026 11:04 PM (2GVsD)

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