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Ace of Spades Pet Thread, August 29

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Courtesy Kentuckiana Humor

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Hi KT,

Someone sent me this knowing that our Stella is part Belgian Malinois, and I do think she would love it because she has a little crazy in her.

Weekreekfarmgirl

Dramatic visuals on a surprise YouTube Short:

Impressed?

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Good afternoon and welcome to the almost world famous Ace of Spades Pet Thread. Thanks for stopping by. Kick back and enjoy the world of animals.

Would you like a treat?

Let's relax a little with the animals and leave the world of politics and current events outside today.

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Has Ace been training his friends this summer?

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PET SAFETY ALERTS

Salmonella Outbreak Linked to Pet Veiled Chameleons

Small children seem to be at greatest risk of infection.

Also, Salmonella Outbreaks Linked to Backyard Poultry

Wash your hands.

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Courtesy Powerline Week in Pictures and Misanthropic Humanitarian

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I don't know that I've seen this breed of horse before:



Compare:

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Another famous black animal:

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If you find one of these, turn it in to a rescue organization. No matter how cute it is.

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New friends at sea

Meet The PetMorons

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Mom’s old Cocker Spaniel loves to watch her cook, so Mom puts her on the seat at the island. She usually gets a treat as a bonus. When Mom finished, she left Birdy in the chair. Later, she heard snoring. Birdy sleeps a lot.

:-)
Rider In The Sky

Love to Birdy. Great photo.

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It's a bit early for Halloween, but here's Della in her spider costume. Unfortunately, she refuses to scurry while she's wearing it. She just lies down and rolls onto her back.

Miley

I would not have recognized her.

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Hi KT,
This is Bunny, watching Della eat her breakfast and waiting to be served herself.

Miley

So patient! Love Bunny.


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PetMoron Adjacent Animals
Encountered by Members of The Horde

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Here’s a Cooper’s hawk outside my guest room window last week. Beautiful bird. Crows were keeping a close eye on him.

Later, saw an osprey with a fish in his talons fly across the street.

Raptors galore!
Nurse r

Fun to see. Thanks for sharing!

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Thank you for sharing your pets and animal photos and stories with us today.

If you would like to send pet and/or animal stories, links, etc. for the Ace of Spades Pet Thread, the address is:

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Remember to include the nic or name by which you wish to be known when you comment at AoSHQ, or let us know if you want to remain a lurker.

Until next Saturday, have a great week!

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If you start feeling nostalgic, here a link to last week's Pet Thread, the Ace of Spades Pet Thread, August 22

I closed the comments on that post so you wouldn't get banned for commenting on a week-old post, but don't try it anyway.


Posted by: K.T. at 03:32 PM




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1 Happy Caturday everyone

Posted by: Skip at August 29, 2026 03:37 PM (Ia/+0)

2 Bark

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 29, 2026 03:39 PM (Y5pM4)

3 Meow

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 29, 2026 03:45 PM (w6EFb)

4 Speaking of crows, I think mine are bribing me with their feathers. I have enough to make a fan and I think I will... (they want peanuts. All the peanuts.)

Posted by: Sabrina Chase at August 29, 2026 03:47 PM (tY90Q)

5 Shadow's summer's count:

3 Tree lizards
1 Fledgling bird, rescued and returned to outside
8 geckos. This includes 2 this week- one she brought into the bedroom in the middle of the night Tuesday and one he found in the living room early yesteday morning.

Because he cannot hear her when asleep, I got up and put a cup over the remains, slid a piece of cardboard underneath and removed it to the kitchen floor near the back door. Then, I thought better of it and took it outside to the porch. Because I'm a swell person.

Posted by: sal at August 29, 2026 03:50 PM (f+FmA)

6 Publius and I kept going out onto the front porch to check out the lunar eclipse the other night, and Sammy joined us for some non-Bunny time (Bunny is a tiresome bossypants who's laid claim to the back porch, and he tries to avoid her).

Old Sammy was extremely affectionate. He's a Void who appears silently out of nowhere, and he normally retains his dignity.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 29, 2026 03:51 PM (w6EFb)

7 Veiled Chameleons have an interesting appearance. I have friends who invite geckos into their lives to eat black widow spiders. Don't know about Chameleons in this regard.

Posted by: KT at August 29, 2026 03:52 PM (1RGZ5)

8
What would our lives be like without pets?

Our pets have brought so much joy in our almost 50 years of marriage.

Posted by: four seasons at August 29, 2026 03:55 PM (/QHx4)

9 Anybody sprung for WeeKreekFarmGirl's little video yet?

Posted by: KT at August 29, 2026 03:56 PM (1RGZ5)

10 I got up and put a cup over the remains, slid a piece of cardboard underneath and removed it to the kitchen floor near the back door. Then, I thought better of it and took it outside to the porch. Because I'm a swell person.

Posted by: sal at August 29, 2026 03:50 PM (f+FmA)

We have a designated mouse catcher (a microwave cover with a one foot square of cardboard). It used to come into use fairly often, but since there's little hunting going on (Purry is afraid to go out into the wild since the Incident).

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 29, 2026 03:56 PM (w6EFb)

11 Just when I think I have all my ducks in a row, one of the fluffy flockers wanders off and gets into some sh*t.

Posted by: clarence at August 29, 2026 03:57 PM (/2SkZ)

12 When I was a horse nut as a little girl, I would have DIED for videos like these.

Alas there was no internet.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 29, 2026 03:58 PM (w6EFb)

13 CNN has just learned that Disney will be making a Dolly Parton life movie starring Whoopie Goldberg as Dolly.

CNN predicts the movie will be one of the best sellers of 2026.

Posted by: CNN Breaking News at August 29, 2026 04:04 PM (eO806)

14 Nyah

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 29, 2026 04:05 PM (1nfzE)

15 So after a year and a half of 'ol Joe being gone, Daughter of Diogenes #2 convinced me to dog sit for a couple weeks. I'm not sure who is sitting whom!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 29, 2026 04:08 PM (2WIwB)

16 Just photographed a red shouldered hawk in the yard. Saw it yesterday too. I'm sure it's just passing through.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 29, 2026 04:08 PM (RIvkX)

17 My mom's business partner had an Andalusian. Jet black, beautiful horse. Named him Carbon.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 29, 2026 04:09 PM (viF8m)

18 My mom's business partner had an Andalusian. Jet black, beautiful horse. Named him Carbon.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 29, 2026 04:09 PM (viF8m)


Neutraled?

Posted by: Diogenes at August 29, 2026 04:11 PM (2WIwB)

19 Just photographed a red shouldered hawk in the yard. Saw it yesterday too. I'm sure it's just passing through.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 29, 2026


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Did it shoulder the crows aside? "Outta my way, Black Beak! Comin' through!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 29, 2026 04:11 PM (wzUl9)

20 >>> Also, Salmonella Outbreaks Linked to Backyard Poultry

Wash your hands.

>Also wash your cutlery and utensils when processing raw meat, and then use a different set of utensils after it's cooked. I see too many people doing this while grilling. Put that raw shit on the grill than go wash you gear before you pull it off.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 29, 2026 04:14 PM (SK+av)

21 >>Neutraled?

Kind of a personal question.

I think so. I was just the guy who cleaned stalls, lugged hay and fixed fences. What I know about horses could fit on the head of a pin.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 29, 2026 04:14 PM (viF8m)

22 Meow!

Posted by: Puddleglum, drive by meow at August 29, 2026 04:15 PM (sAmhv)

23 There's a few large barred owls in the neighborhood. Need to get some pics.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 29, 2026 04:17 PM (jjzhV)

24
The longest road trip we had when we moved from Illinois to South Carolina. We had two Great Danes and two teacup Chichahuas.

The little darlngs were no problem.

We had issues when we had to let the Danes out, on a leash to do their business.

Why do we have so many pussies in our country that are skeered of dogs?

Posted by: four seasons at August 29, 2026 04:17 PM (/QHx4)

25 Afternoon, pet folken,

This happened last Monday, but I've mentioned it on the blog this week. Monday I took big Stirling in for his rabies shot and a basic checkup. He's fine, except! He's *15.5* pounds! This on a cat who ought to be 13.5 to 14 at the outside, says the vet. This marks a near-record among my cats. Only big red Arizona the (unlikely) part-Coon topped that, at 16, which was 2 lbs. over his proper weight.

So, like AZ before him, Stirling is on a diet. Less IAMS dry food, no dry food in a bowl overnight, a little more exercise . . . and most important, vigilance by yours truly to make sure he doesn't gobble up what Dagny leaves temporarily of her own meals. I stand watch, and when she walks off from her bowl, I scoop it up and put it out of Stirling's view and reach. She will get it back when she wants it.

Of course he is pretending to be gaunt and haggard, just rescued from a kitty concentration camp, etc. Not fooling anybody, cat!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 29, 2026 04:19 PM (wzUl9)

26 WTF? AI doing what is was meant to do. When I requested an editor I didn't wanted one that tortured my posts.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 29, 2026 04:21 PM (SK+av)

27 Old Sammy was extremely affectionate. He's a Void who appears silently out of nowhere, and he normally retains his dignity.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 29, 2026


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The latest 'Net term for a pure black cat, I understand?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 29, 2026 04:21 PM (wzUl9)

28 Spectacular pictures today, especially Nurse's hawk, the trained crow, and the boat riding wildlife. Happily the seal was not followed by a shark!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 29, 2026 04:21 PM (kTtsV)

29 We have a designated mouse catcher . . .
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 29, 2026


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So do I. He's the one on a diet right now.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 29, 2026 04:22 PM (wzUl9)

30 24
The longest road trip we had when we moved from Illinois to South Carolina. We had two Great Danes and two teacup Chichahuas.

The little darlngs were no problem.

We had issues when we had to let the Danes out, on a leash to do their business.

Why do we have so many pussies in our country that are skeered of dogs?

Posted by: four seasons



When I was growing up, one of my neighbors had a Great Dane. It had a loud, menacing, bark and would charge at you, and then.....stop inches from you, step on your foot and you had to pet him. Once satisfied, he'd release your foot and wander off.

Posted by: Puddleglum, drive by meow at August 29, 2026 04:27 PM (sAmhv)

31
We had issues when we had to let the Danes out, on a leash to do their business.

Why do we have so many pussies in our country that are skeered of dogs?

Posted by: four seasons at August 29, 2026 04:17 PM (/QHx4)

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Neighbor lady is all of 5'3". She has an Irish Wolfhound. Beautiful dog but she doesn't walk it anymore. She gets dragged along when it sees someone and takes off to get ears rubbed .

Posted by: Diogenes at August 29, 2026 04:31 PM (2WIwB)

32 28 Spectacular pictures today, especially Nurse's hawk, the trained crow, and the boat riding wildlife. Happily the seal was not followed by a shark!
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 29, 2026 04:21 PM (kTtsV)

Sea otters and seals will jump on boats in Resurrection Bay (Seward, AK) when orcas come around. It is sometimes hilarious.

Also, sea otter moms park their babies on the back decks of boats in the harbor while they go collect food. They used to tangle the babies in seaweed, and that usually protected them, but then they discovered boat decks and so many of them do that now it is just amazing.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 29, 2026 04:31 PM (dEHLq)

33 Who cooks .... who cooks .... who cooks for you alllllllllllll

That's the Barred Owl call. They also make an unearthly howling and cackling thing, almost guaranteed to get yer gal to sit a little bit closer to you around the campfire....
Winning!

Posted by: Common Tater at August 29, 2026 04:35 PM (vbftO)

34 Found this short for everyone with too-clever cats

https://tinyurl.com/58d7m7kr

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 29, 2026 04:36 PM (aJQbY)

35
We had two Great Danes and two teacup chihuahuas at the same time. The little ones slept on the beds with the Danes.

No one ended up a Scooby snack, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at August 29, 2026 04:36 PM (/QHx4)

36 If you look carefully around the tree limbs where they roost, often find "owl pellets". They regurgitate their food, after digesting all the good stuff. They look like... well, furry turds. The hair of mice and other food sources isn't very digestible, nor are the bones, so they are sort of little markers on what the Barred Owls are having for dinner.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 29, 2026 04:37 PM (vbftO)

37 4 Found this short for everyone with too-clever cats

https://tinyurl.com/58d7m7kr
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 29, 2026


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The brown/gray tabby seen at :27 turning on the water from the cooler for his human to fill the bowl looks much like my Dagny.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 29, 2026 04:40 PM (wzUl9)

38 Wolfus,

I'm not saying he filmed himself and posted it, but I'm not saying he didn't....

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 29, 2026 04:41 PM (aJQbY)

39 Clever cats? My late Marie-Antoinette loved going for walks on a harness and lead, and knew her name even if someone on TV said it. Tatiana the Wonder Siberian would race after her little soft ball and carry it in her jaws back to me to throw again, and would open drawers to get to her toys. And I've occasionally got up in the morning to find the TV on -- one of the current furry monsters has stepped on the power button of the remote. I put it out of their way now.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 29, 2026 04:44 PM (wzUl9)

40 Dagny La Siberienne is, like her adopted brother, just over four years old, and she has been growing and filling out. Her dark gray fur is more shot through with visible tan or "amber" -- her inheritance from her red tabby sire -- and her coat is soft and fine.

Siberians are supposed to take five years to mature completely. It'll be interesting to compare her appearance next March, her fifth birthday, with what she looked like when I adopted her in Sept. '22.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 29, 2026 04:49 PM (wzUl9)

41 What would our lives be like without pets?

Posted by: four seasons at August 29, 2026 03:55 PM (/QHx4)
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BORING!

I realized not long ago that I have spent a full 25% of my years on Earth as a pet owner.

Don't regret a single day of that time with my pets.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 29, 2026 04:55 PM (FZ29D)

42 Favorite Irish Wolfhound story. There were a pair that lived down the street from me. One day, I was walking Duncan and the owner's van came to a stop. She asked "I don't suppose you've seen them?"

I told her I had not but since I had Duncan with me, the odds were good that they would come over to say hello.

Ran into her a little later. Both dogs were in the car, smiling in delight and covered in mud. They had gone to say hello to a neighbor and then discovered this great mud puddle. She was taking them to get bathed and both dogs had a look that said "I regret nothing."

Posted by: NR Pax at August 29, 2026 04:57 PM (yKJQ0)

43 I realized not long ago that I have spent a full 25% of my years on Earth as a pet owner.

Don't regret a single day of that time with my pets.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 29, 2026


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Except for my first twelve years on Earth, 1981-83 in an apartment that did not allow pets, and three months between the passing of Chekov D. Siberian and the adoption of Stirling, I've had at least one cat and occasionally two. Almost 80% of my life. Wow.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 29, 2026 05:01 PM (wzUl9)

44 Must have been a great white in the water for the pelican and the seal to hitch a ride.

Posted by: polynikes at August 29, 2026 05:07 PM (KC5Lt)

45 Petzzzz!

Posted by: vmom deport deport stab deport at August 29, 2026 05:07 PM (Ydd86)

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