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For the monarchists out there:
Dolly Parton’s music was never my taste, but somehow I always had only favorable impressions of her when she came into public view over the last 50 years. And just now I recall that a big Broadway play of my youth was “Hello, Dolly!” The film version would have been so much better with Dolly Parton instead of Barbra “Strident” Streisand. And so just now we need to improvise “Goodbye, Dolly.” Is it true that she’s the last figure in the country that everyone loved? Maybe. But let’s not overlook Tim Curry while we’re at it. And let’s salute America’s newest Great Lake!
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Thanks. I LOVE that crosswalk story.
I guess I can't complain about the noise when that kick-ass huge machine comes around my part of Canada washing the curbs... Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 29, 2026 11:12 AM (Sco7b) 2
Years ago, Dolly Parton was on Letterman and read her Top Ten Personal Peeves:
#1: No one notices that I have a great ass! What a great soul. Posted by: Ignoramus at August 29, 2026 11:17 AM (dtajH) 3
California government finishing something?
They ain't bankrupt yet Posted by: Skip at August 29, 2026 11:22 AM (Ia/+0) 4
I think Anya Taylor-Joy might be a descendant of George VI.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 29, 2026 11:25 AM (Riz8t) 5
Dolly was asked if she was offended by "dumb blonde" jokes.
"Not at all. I know that I am not dumb. I also know that I am not blonde." Posted by: no one of any consequence at August 29, 2026 11:28 AM (36x1j) Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 29, 2026 11:28 AM (Sco7b) 7
Relatively new law harassing motorists in California: so called daylight rule cannot park within 21' of a corner in front of you if marked as a sidewalk or implied to be a street crossing point.
So many coveted city parking spots gone. And just to rub it in....they made jay walking legal. California Democrats should be trebucheted into the heart of the Sun. Posted by: torabora at August 29, 2026 11:31 AM (Wt1Rs) 8
3 California government finishing something?
They ain't bankrupt yet - - Give the Central Valley a little credit. It's a nice overpass over nothing. It's finished and the mountain of dirt is gone. For now. Posted by: KT at August 29, 2026 11:31 AM (1RGZ5) 9
This Jason Arday fellow reminds me of Peter Sellers' Chauncey Gardener in Being There from 1979.
He plays a simpleton who works as a gardener on a DC estate until the owner dies and he has to go out in the world. All he knows is what he's seen on TV. All he says are platitudes. But DC players mistake him for a genius and he becomes a Power Player. It's one of Sellers' best. Posted by: Ignoramus at August 29, 2026 11:32 AM (dtajH) 10
Nice takedown of California KT
It is sad how the same mistakes get made over and over again, blithely. Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 29, 2026 11:34 AM (RIvkX) 11
I enjoy learning about how fucked up california is. I am also warmed and engorged knowing that it will only get worse for the folks who live there.
Posted by: Avoid California and Live A Happy Life at August 29, 2026 11:35 AM (yuEAg) 12
***Mayor Mamdani in New York being sued by "multicultural" bodega owners
-- Suing a Marxist tyrant is kind of a joke isn't it? Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 29, 2026 11:36 AM (6T7Go) 13
George sure was at war a lot.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 29, 2026 11:36 AM (Cqx++) 14
Chauncey Gardener was incapable of forming intent, actually he was a victim.
Jason Arday was a perpetrator who reveled in his lies. Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 29, 2026 11:36 AM (RIvkX) 15
I am the worst procrastinator and I can make a whole-ass human in 9 mos
The transit authority in Seattle just announced that it will be installing fare gates at some light rail stations. They'll be ready in 2030. Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 29, 2026 11:36 AM (aD4fx) 16
*** And some cars fell into ditches during the many months of detours and degraded roads, as well.
-- Living it the third world. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 29, 2026 11:39 AM (6T7Go) 17
***Mayor Mamdani in New York being sued by "multicultural" bodega owners
-- Suing a Marxist tyrant is kind of a joke isn't it? How long before Mamdani declares himself the caliph of NYC? Posted by: Archimedes at August 29, 2026 11:39 AM (Riz8t) 18
When designing the machinery of our government our Framers were into 'Checks and Balances.' CA now has none.
After November Trump should look into our Constitution's guaranty of a Republican form of government. Posted by: Ignoramus at August 29, 2026 11:39 AM (dtajH) 19
They'll be ready in 2030.
One of the characteristics of blue governance is that it has become incapable of constructing infrastructure at any sort of reasonable time or cost. Some of the new public housing in Portland costs $900,000 a unit. Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 29, 2026 11:40 AM (aD4fx) 20
We moved from West Virginia to California in 2000. Probably the biggest culture shock you can imagine. Left it in 2013.
The weather and scenery is nice. We lived for a while in Mountain View, them relocated to the Monterey area. The people, generally speaking, are dicks. Not laid back at all. At least not where we were. Lots of busy bodies who want to get all up in your biz... tell you what you should be doing, etc. Left the place in 2013 and relocated to rural Kentucky. Weather can be a pain in the ass, but the scenery is pretty nice. And we're left alone. Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 29, 2026 11:41 AM (2Cry5) 21
***Well. This seems rather late in the game to be changing the route on the already truncated high-speed rail line.
--- If they had an easement or bought the land Lennar couldn't build. Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 29, 2026 11:42 AM (6T7Go) 22
17 ***Mayor Mamdani in New York being sued by "multicultural" bodega owners
-- Suing a Marxist tyrant is kind of a joke isn't it? How long before Mamdani declares himself the caliph of NYC? Posted by: Archimedes at August 29, 2026 11:39 AM (Riz8t) There was a story that some of these owners that were complaining were getting more tickets than usual for 'stuff'. If you can imagine governmental abuses of power like that. Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 29, 2026 11:43 AM (Sco7b) 23
The number one fundamental cause underlying all of California's problems is single-party governance at all levels, in almost all jurisdictions.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 29, 2026 11:43 AM (RIvkX) 24
I remember how nice northern California was, where my grandfather lived.
If California ever regains sanity, it might be nice to visit that area again... but you won't get me to move there until it's been sane at least 5 years. Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 29, 2026 11:44 AM (aJQbY) 25
If you could please say a little prayer for FenSpouse. Nothing critical, but he is getting wax removed from his ears and he must have enough in there he could open a candle company, he's been in there so long.. Thanks so much.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke I had that done and while it didn't exactly hurt, it was definitely unpleasant. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at August 29, 2026 11:44 AM (ndZc7) 26
How long before Mamdani declares himself the caliph of NYC? Posted by: Archimedes The Duke of New York Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 29, 2026 11:46 AM (Cqx++) 27
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
I had that done and while it didn't exactly hurt, it was definitely unpleasant. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at August 29, 2026 11:44 AM (ndZc7) Done. I've had that done plenty of times. Not that bad though. Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 29, 2026 11:46 AM (Sco7b) 28
Some of the new public housing in Portland costs $900,000 a unit.
Portland has other problems. Portland has an "arts tax" for art in schools and to subsidize arts institutions. Almost everyone in the city has to send $35 every year to city government, which causes much screaming about the bureaucracy required to collect it, and the methods the bureaucracy uses to collect it. A trannny has an issue (from Reddit): The City is demanding Art Tax for both me and my dead name. A commenter noted: I don’t know how to explain it but this is the most “Portland” post there ever was Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 29, 2026 11:47 AM (aD4fx) 29
Jason Arday was a perpetrator who reveled in his lies.
- They killed him but white man George RRRR Martin makes shit up and he's a big hero! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at August 29, 2026 11:48 AM (ndZc7) 30
I am not surprised Raman or her staff didn't grasp the absurdity of bragging about half assed lines painted on broken pavement .. they no doubt have the third-world-tinted glasses on, combined with caste driven cluelessness.
Same shit that lets them make giant high voltage wire hairballs on transformers, ride train exteriors, etc., without noting how retarded it is. Posted by: heya at August 29, 2026 11:49 AM (ND37T) 31
I have chronic earwax build up. I've had my ears cleaned out twice since June.
I wonder what causes it to build up so quickly. Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 29, 2026 11:50 AM (2Cry5) 32
I'll be headed to Cali this Thurday. Go hang out on Lake Orroville for a bit. Got a pool party to attend also. Gonna make another offer on the someday mine 1969 Camaro SS in Midnight Blue. $2500 this time. Cold hard cash. Dude won't be able to refuse.
It's a shame N. Cal has to be attached to California. Awesome place when you can see it through the wildfire smoke. Posted by: Reforger at August 29, 2026 11:50 AM (jJAdc) 33
thinking of your hubby Fen!
mine has this happen and one time the doc had to SHOW it to me. he was amazed at the sheer size lol no wonder he has "selective hearing"!! Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 29, 2026 11:54 AM (j+aD2) 34
We're on a road to nowhere / Come on inside Takin' that ride to nowhere / We'll take that ride I'm feelin' okay this morning / And you know We're on a road to paradise / Here we go, here we go We're on a ride to nowhere / Come on inside Takin' that ride to nowhere / We'll take that ride Maybe you wonder where you are / I don't care Here is where time is on our side / Take you there, take you there We're on a road to nowhere We're on a road to nowhere We're on a road to nowhere Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 29, 2026 11:54 AM (trSL4) 35
King George VI was related to about all the other WW II leaders except America. And Japan, maybe
Posted by: Eromero at August 29, 2026 11:55 AM (UYYJi) Posted by: the bees at August 29, 2026 11:55 AM (Ht82O) 37
Who believed Trump when he said the Iran war would last 4 to 6 weeks?
Posted by: Paul at August 29, 2026 11:56 AM (aNM/F) 38
A Leftist claims that the rate of mental illness in red states is dropping sharply, thanks to Trump:
Over 400,000 transgender people in have fled their home states for safer ones since the 2024 election. A commenter: Anecdotally, I know of handful of families with a trans kid who have moved to Oregon in the past year or so. Have heard that recruiters for Oregon jobs are specifically targeting red states Yeah, because if I'm running a business in Portland, my first priority is going to be hiring mentally ill people and sexual perverts. Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 29, 2026 11:56 AM (aD4fx) 39
DaveinFla was in Palo Alto this week but I have not seen any comments on his visit
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 29, 2026 11:56 AM (RIvkX) Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 29, 2026 11:56 AM (aD4fx) 41
Off to the barrel...
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 29, 2026 11:57 AM (aD4fx) Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 29, 2026 11:57 AM (j+aD2) 43
>>>For the monarchists out there:
>Ha ha! We finally got rid of those two dullards from sussex. If Chucky had some balls he would crush these two and place them in exile. Nothing would hurt them more than to crush the ego and narcissism. Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 29, 2026 11:58 AM (SK+av) 44
Who believed our slobbering drool-baby when he said he knew who was his daddy? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 29, 2026 11:59 AM (trSL4) 45
I have chronic earwax build up. I've had my ears cleaned out twice since June.
I wonder what causes it to build up so quickly. Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 29, 2026 11:50 AM (2Cry5) I have chronic sinus issues that seem to contribute to excess buildup in my ears. Are your sinuses a problem for you? Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 29, 2026 12:01 PM (lFFaq) 46
Ha ha! We finally got rid of those two dullards from sussex. If Chucky had some balls he would crush these two and place them in exile. Nothing would hurt them more than to crush the ego and narcissism. Posted by: Rev. Wishbone South Georgia is badly in need of low skill labor and those two fit the bill. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 29, 2026 12:01 PM (trSL4) 47
>Ha ha! We finally got rid of those two dullards from sussex. If Chucky had some balls he would crush these two and place them in exile. Nothing would hurt them more than to crush the ego and narcissism.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone The traditional place to send Brit malefactors is Australia. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at August 29, 2026 12:02 PM (ndZc7) 48
St. Helena or Tristan de Cunha. Harry could graze with the bovine / ovine population and MeAgain could make pretty little scented candles to sell from seal blubber. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 29, 2026 12:04 PM (trSL4) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at August 29, 2026 12:05 PM (ndZc7) 50
The Markels should go to South Africa. Surely they will be welcome there.
Posted by: fd at August 29, 2026 12:05 PM (t9HpY) 51
The traditional place to send Brit malefactors is Australia.
The British army in India had transportation to Australia as punishment for a variety of serious crimes. Unfortunately for them, word got back to India about the actual living conditions in Australia, and soldiers began deliberately committing serious crimes, specifically so they would be transported to Australia. Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 29, 2026 12:06 PM (aD4fx) 52
> I have chronic earwax build up. I've had my ears cleaned out twice since June.
I wonder what causes it to build up so quickly. Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 29, 2026 11:50 AM (2Cry5) I have chronic sinus issues that seem to contribute to excess buildup in my ears. Are your sinuses a problem for you? Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 29, 2026 12:01 PM (lFFaq) ---------- Yeah. I sort of figured it might be something like that. I have some meds for the sinus issues.... I should probably get used to taking them. Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 29, 2026 12:08 PM (2Cry5) 53
I am not surprised Raman or her staff didn't grasp the absurdity of bragging about half assed lines painted on broken pavement
Another thing about it is that if a local resident had taken a paint roller and a can of yellow paint and done the same thing a year ago, the city would have arrested him for it. Posted by: Oddbob at August 29, 2026 12:09 PM (vTZFs) 54
I had sinus headaches most days until I started using flonase. Now it happens once every few months.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 29, 2026 12:11 PM (RIvkX) 55
DaveinFla was in Palo Alto this week but I have not seen any comments on his visit
Do we need to send in Snake Plissken to get him out? Posted by: Oddbob at August 29, 2026 12:11 PM (vTZFs) 56
Scientists now have a process that transforms plastic bottles into edible cookies
- Milk and cookies. Drink the milk. Turn the plastic jug into cookies. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at August 29, 2026 12:11 PM (ndZc7) 57
I should start sinus rinsing again, kinda feels like being waterboarded
Posted by: Skip at August 29, 2026 12:13 PM (Ia/+0) 58
The UK is the country with the second largest population of Penguins, France third.
Posted by: Chilly Willy at August 29, 2026 12:14 PM (JM9I6) 59
Researchers in Illinois have used engineered yeast to turn compounds derived from plastic bottles and crop waste into protein-rich, 3D-printed snacks called µBites
- Just like grandma used to make! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at August 29, 2026 12:14 PM (ndZc7) 60
Scientists now have a process that transforms plastic bottles into edible cookies.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at August 29, 2026 12:11 PM (ndZc7) Wasn't "microplastics" just the big scare we were all supposed to freak out about? Why do I suspect it's the same organizations pushing this as were pushing that? Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 29, 2026 12:16 PM (lFFaq) Posted by: scottst at August 29, 2026 12:16 PM (6fhoX) 62
Scientists now have a process that transforms plastic bottles into edible cookies On, really? And this process completely removes the UV stabilizers, catalysts and other poly-syllabic monstrosities that are part and parcel of the polymerization and casting processes used to create the bottles in the first place, of course. Or does it? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 29, 2026 12:16 PM (trSL4) 63
Scientists now have a process that transforms plastic bottles into edible cookies
Now when you order everybody's favorite "Bag O' Glass" for your monster child, you will also get 2 "Bag O' Plastic Cookies" absolutely free, just pay for shipping and handling! Call Today! 1-888-UBE-DUMB....Call today! We can't do this all day! Order Now! Posted by: Irwin Mainway, Pres. Of Mainway Toys at August 29, 2026 12:17 PM (yuEAg) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 29, 2026 12:17 PM (trSL4) 65
They didn't fix the pavement/ concrete so that "crosswalk" paint mostly just conceals tripping hazards.
Posted by: scottst at August 29, 2026 12:17 PM (6fhoX) 66
I should start sinus rinsing again, kinda feels like being waterboarded
Posted by: Skip ---- Are you adding salt to the water and using warm water? It makes a huge difference in the experience. Posted by: lin-duh at August 29, 2026 12:17 PM (VCgbV) 67
I tried a neti-pot but got water in my ears that lasted months.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 29, 2026 12:18 PM (RIvkX) 68
66 I should start sinus rinsing again, kinda feels like being waterboarded
Posted by: Skip ---- Are you adding salt to the water and using warm water? It makes a huge difference in the experience. Posted by: lin-duh at August 29, 2026 12:17 PM (VCgbV) 67 I tried a neti-pot but got water in my ears that lasted months. Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 29, 2026 12:18 PM (RIvkX Good for you to wash out the trash we breathe in all day. Posted by: Eromero at August 29, 2026 12:21 PM (UYYJi) 69
That excerpt of Arday's work describes someone who is unemployable and belongs in an institution. Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 29, 2026 12:21 PM (biznJ) 70
no wonder he has "selective hearing"!!
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 29, 2026 11:54 AM (j+aD2) You are funny, Black Orchid . He is better now. And thanks to all who chimed in with their own waxy problems. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 29, 2026 12:22 PM (m6Eem) 71
SF, You may want to give Flucosamine (sp?) a try. It's the generic for Flonase. I've been using it for a couple of years now and seems to work just as well. My PCP suggested that to me. It's not as expensive. I just get mine on Amazon.
Posted by: Old Blue at August 29, 2026 12:27 PM (up14Y) 72
I tried a neti-pot but got water in my ears that lasted months.
--------- Good for you to wash out the trash we breathe in all day. I have the squeeze bottle version that I use when I have a cold or congestion or after mowing the yard. I would use it more often but there is some (probably small but non-zero) risk of pushing bacteria up your nose if you use tap water instead of distilled and frankly it's just too much trouble. Posted by: Oddbob at August 29, 2026 12:29 PM (vTZFs) 73
That deal with George VI being at war and not being at war. During the First War, free trade existed between the UK and Germany through 1915, British rubber for German optical lenses (best in the world at the time).
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 29, 2026 12:31 PM (gm9Sb) 74
How's that high-speed rail coming along?
__________________________________ It exceeded all expectations if you know what the ultimate goal was. Nearly 800 private properties (inclusive of 100 year old generational farms and high valued properties) confiscated by the State government through emminent domain. Also, a giant fund to be applied where ever your little communist heart desires. Posted by: Orson at August 29, 2026 12:38 PM (dIske) 75
Having dealt with numerous bureaucracies over the years, I now recognize qualities common to all of them, Federal, State, Local, Corporate.
As they evolve they become less effective, and, less effcient. And, like a living organism, they develop self-protective mechanisms. Some of you may have noted my comments in the last year or so regarding the flood destruction of the Veteran's Restoration Quarters here in Asheville. The subsequent interactions with FEMA, HUD, and local authorities in trying to reconstruct the physical facility have been real eye-openers. Last week we held the ground-breaking for the rebuilding. Get this...we could not hold a simple photo-op of shoveling a little dirt until we had FEMA-approved dirt. They would not allow that until certified archeological and environmental studies had been submitted. We had to bring in a pickup truck load of outside dirt, just to take a token photo. And, that dirt had to be certified also. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 29, 2026 12:45 PM (XeU6L) 76
65 They didn't fix the pavement/ concrete so that "crosswalk" paint mostly just conceals tripping hazards.
Posted by: scottst at August 29, 2026 12:17 PM (6fhoX) --- Oregon wants to raise our gas taxes so they can "fix the roads". We already have some the highest gasoline taxes in the nation and their current purpose is to "fix the roads". There are a lot of other states with significantly lower gas taxes and also significantly better roads. So the question for Tina Kotek (the worst governor in the history of all that is terrible): Where is the current gas tax money really being spent? Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 29, 2026 12:45 PM (9FfUF) 77
From the Tech Thread:
97 Psychology has turned out to be a brainwashing weapon. Most shrinks are mentally ill themselves. —— You caught that too, eh? It’s a given that when a system or function is studied at length, to see how it works, unscrupulous people can also figure out the best way to break it as well. Posted by: Common Tater at August 29, 2026 06:53 AM (PVUR/) I have been unable to get a clear answer to a very simple question: what percentage of the population is conscienceless? Even setting aside the interesting question of whether it varies by subpopulation. I couldn't even get any precision on the incidence of Cluster B personality disorders, which could be considered a proper subset, so at least it would give a floor. And frankly, I find it telling. It's such an obvious question, it should be very well studied. For it to be so studiously ignored is rather suspicious -- especially since it's what you might expect to happen if psychology, sociology, and related fields all got taken over by the conscienceless themselves. I ended up settling on 6% or 1 in 17 as a working guesstimate. But it could be a third or triple that for all I know. Posted by: SciVo at August 29, 2026 12:46 PM (ke3zm) 78
RE: California crosswalk.
I noticed that they didn't bother to repair the cracks in the street. You can see them under the newly laid stripes. They also didn't bother to repaint the stripes on the other crosswalk. In fact, for all we know they used AI to draw stripes on a picture and called it good. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 29, 2026 12:46 PM (FZ29D) 79
Orson ypu forgot the hundreds of millions made bt lawyers, environmental groups, union representatives. Been very above what was expected.
Posted by: Skip at August 29, 2026 12:47 PM (Ia/+0) 80
>>>It exceeded all expectations if you know what the ultimate goal was. Nearly 800 private properties (inclusive of 100 year old generational farms and high valued properties) confiscated by the State government through emminent domain. Also, a giant fund to be applied where ever your little communist heart desires.
Posted by: Orson >It's almost as if the federal and state governments are at war with the American citizen. Trust them, they're on you side, just like they were with the american indian. Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 29, 2026 12:47 PM (SK+av) 81
Times were tough in the past. Sometimes, we just had to make do. I pioneered the use of cerumen as surfboard wax. Killed two birds. Led to much success.
Posted by: Duke Kahanamoku.. at August 29, 2026 12:48 PM (JM9I6) 82
I have noticed and uptick in roadwork/ repairs/ restriping of streets in Austin this year. Must be an election year and they must be scared of something. They don't normally do so much...
Posted by: lin-duh at August 29, 2026 12:50 PM (VCgbV) 83
FUN FACT: According to Copilot, the Transcontinental Railroad was built in the 1860s at a cost of between $60 million and $100 million. That's $1.2 billion to $3 billion in today's dollars.
CA's "high-speed rail" has already spent 40-100 times that amount and doesn't have a single foot of track to show for it. But it does have a lot of politically-connected grifters who are now very wealthy. Because that's just how CA does business. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 29, 2026 12:52 PM (guGkK) 84
>It's almost as if the federal and state governments are at war with the American citizen. Trust them, they're on you side, just like they were with the american indian. Posted by: Rev. Wishbone -------- "The nine most terrifying words in the English language are 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help" -- Ronald Reagan See my 75 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 29, 2026 12:52 PM (XeU6L) 85
Anecdotally, I know of handful of families with a trans kid who have moved to Oregon in the past year or so. Have heard that recruiters for Oregon jobs are specifically targeting red states
---- As someone who hires people in Oregon, "no we are not" Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 29, 2026 12:53 PM (9FfUF) 86
I noticed that they didn't bother to repair the cracks in the street. You can see them under the newly laid stripes.
Good thing there wasn't a passed-out homeless dude in the path. They would have painted right over him. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 29, 2026 12:54 PM (guGkK) 87
That excerpt of Arday's work describes someone who is unemployable and belongs in an institution.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug Now, this is a resume! https://tinyurl.com/ymprbrnr Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at August 29, 2026 12:55 PM (ndZc7) 88
In fact, for all we know they used AI to draw stripes on a picture and called it good.
If it is, at least they were smart enough not to use the exact same photo. Posted by: Oddbob at August 29, 2026 12:55 PM (vTZFs) 89
Speaking of road repair, swear the chain gangs came down my street while I was working because now have same road tjey made on Cool Hand Luke, stones and oil on top. Since lines been painted thats all I get
Posted by: Skip at August 29, 2026 12:57 PM (Ia/+0) 90
I mastered the construction worker nose blast years ago. I can actually aim it pretty good.
Posted by: Reforger at August 29, 2026 12:57 PM (jJAdc) 91
Now, this is a resume!
https://tinyurl.com/ymprbrnr If he was any good at the wizard part, he wouldn't need all those other jobs. Posted by: Oddbob at August 29, 2026 12:58 PM (vTZFs) 92
As someone who hires people in Oregon, "no we are not"
I can't imagine more of a walking time-bomb than hiring a tranny into your workplace. Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 29, 2026 01:00 PM (aD4fx) 93
Orson ypu forgot the hundreds of millions made bt lawyers, environmental groups, union representatives. Been very above what was expected.
Oregon and Washington spent a couple of hundred million dollars "studying" replacing an existing bridge across the Columbia in Portland. Some consulting and engineering firms got very fat from this. Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 29, 2026 01:02 PM (aD4fx) 94
>>>I can't imagine more of a walking time-bomb than hiring a tranny into your workplace.
Posted by: The ARC of History! >It's amusing and interesting how most of these situations end up in the courts. Trans-divas are like a social virus. Where is the vaccine? Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 29, 2026 01:05 PM (SK+av) 95
SciVo - it's clear to me, that there is no question "they" have been purposefully "driving people crazy" for quite some time now.
Voluminous studies have been performed on the general characteristics and behaviors best calculated to have a happy and successful life. Financially, and the rest of it. Note well that these things are not guaranteed to result in a successful life. And "Happy" isn't necessarily all sweetness and light, I'm not using the term in that way, just the habits of successful well adjusted individuals. It simply can't be an oversight or accident, that for every metric, e.g. the habits of successful people, these traits are downplayed, derided, and yes even punished in the modern public sphere. I'm sure it's all a coincidence. Rational people believe compassion for others also involves raising individuals so they are healthy and well adjusted, and not wilting flower basket cases in need of "government assistance" in the first place. Good jobs, solid families, genuine "community" is probably on somebody's threat matrix these days. Posted by: Common Tater at August 29, 2026 01:06 PM (vbftO) 96
I haven’t done the Neti pot in a while, but when I had sinus infections it was great for clearing me out.
Although given the size of my nostrils and the empty spaces in my head, I had to use the quart size pot. Posted by: Tom Servo at August 29, 2026 01:07 PM (GWwCk) 97
So the question for Tina Kotek (the worst governor in the history of all that is terrible): Where is the current gas tax money really being spent?
A lot of it goes to nonprofits for things like teaching children how to ride their bikes to school, as well as a raft of "equity" and "sustainability" bureaucrats in Salem. And the worst governor in history is history is not Tina Kotek, but her loathsome predecessor, who kept the schools closed during Covid for longer than any other state but California. Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 29, 2026 01:08 PM (aD4fx) 98
92 As someone who hires people in Oregon, "no we are not"
I can't imagine more of a walking time-bomb than hiring a tranny into your workplace. Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 29, 2026 01:00 PM (aD4fx) --- I was in Home Depot yesterday (in Oregon) and did notice that there were at least 2 trans shoppers roaming the aisles. One was a tatted up 6'-3" 260# dude wearing hot pants, a halter top and he had pig tails. He was at least 40 years old and was dressed like a teenage girl from the 70's who snuck out dressed in clothes that her parents didn't approve of. Posted by: Lemmiwinks at August 29, 2026 01:08 PM (9FfUF) 99
Actually, I was kind of surprised the crosswalk wasn't a rainbow. Seriously.
And I also congratulate California on the finalization of their Y2K preparedness plans should something goes well. News after treadmill CBC - Venezuela oil deal. BWAHAHAHA BITCHES! Fox - Nepal MS Now - US taking partial control of Venezuela oil. "like a dictator.' They have the vapors. CNN - sexy weekend is over now that "The Amanpour Hour" is over. Bitching about data centers. Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 29, 2026 01:09 PM (Sco7b) 100
What government activity in California goes well?
As a non-Californian who enjoys the natural beauty of the state it has always fascinated me that the state is so screwed up and the voters seem not to care. But maybe I'm wrong, and my outside view is incomplete, so correct me: What does the state government do well? Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 29, 2026 01:09 PM (+HKyl) 101
I was in Home Depot yesterday (in Oregon) and did notice that there were at least 2 trans shoppers roaming the aisles. One was a tatted up 6'-3" 260# dude wearing hot pants, a halter top and he had pig tails. He was at least 40 years old and was dressed like a teenage girl from the 70's who snuck out dressed in clothes that her parents didn't approve of.
But don't worry, these people are flocking to Oregon to take advantage of the "free" "transgender care" provided by the state, along with a raft of other benefits. This will make Oregon's economy more competitive, or something. Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 29, 2026 01:12 PM (aD4fx) 102
All these rail projects are grafting grifting boondoggle bullshit designed to move money from the taxpayer's pockets to politicians' developer cronies' pockets. Simple as that.
Posted by: Same for stadiums and arena projects at August 29, 2026 01:12 PM (TbWk/) Posted by: Case at August 29, 2026 01:12 PM (VrYHL) 104
Thx K.T.
The only thing that could cure Cali is a plague. There is already typhus breaking out in LA, but I think something more savage would be necessary Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 29, 2026 01:13 PM (EZWVc) 105
Excuse me. Taxpayers' pockets. I misplaced the apostrophe. I will now sack myself.
Posted by: Those responsible for sacking have also been sacked at August 29, 2026 01:13 PM (TbWk/) 106
the Transcontinental Railroad was built in the 1860s at a cost of between $60 million and $100 million. That's $1.2 billion to $3 billion in today's dollars.
---- It's really tough to make valid comparisons over time, especially when using official government inflation figures over 150 years. In terms of gold at current prices, the figures listed would be maybe $12 to 20 billions in the current vapor-ware or confetti-bucks. The truth is probably somewhere in between. Every now and then some expert clown will present on the "news" that they really ought to outlaw "high denomination" bills. He means the hundred, which will get smoked in thirty seconds at the grocery store. What fucking assholes. If anything they need to bring back $500 and $1000 and $5000 bills. "Drug dealers used them!" Yeah? Sofa king what. This is always the excuse. Good things can be used by bad people. That doesn't mean you punish everybody else. Maybe a $25 and $50 coin would be nice too. Make moving the couch around great again! Probably needs vacuumed anyway. Posted by: Common Tater at August 29, 2026 01:16 PM (vbftO) 107
I have been unable to get a clear answer to a very simple question: what percentage of the population is conscienceless?
- I think it depends in part on the definition. The percentage of people who think it's not really stealing if you steal from a big, evil corporation is > 50%. The percentage of Ted Bundys out there is < 0.01%. As far as people who are just I'm important and you're not, I'd guess 10 - 15%. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at August 29, 2026 01:17 PM (ndZc7) 108
As a non-Californian who enjoys the natural beauty of the state it has always fascinated me that the state is so screwed up and the voters seem not to care. But maybe I'm wrong, and my outside view is incomplete, so correct me: What does the state government do well?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 29, 2026 01:09 PM (+HKyl) Apparently, Vote Fraud, corruption and being regulatory captured by industries. Oregon is much the same, by the way Posted by: Kindltot at August 29, 2026 01:18 PM (rbvCR) 109
Posted by: Common Tater at August 29, 2026 01:16 PM (vbftO)
A lot of countries do this when they are facing down inflation. Posted by: Kindltot at August 29, 2026 01:20 PM (rbvCR) 110
The percentage of people who think it's not really stealing if you steal from a big, evil corporation is > 50%
------ GM won't miss one little piece! Posted by: Johnny Cash at August 29, 2026 01:21 PM (vbftO) 111
Every now and then some expert clown will present on the "news" that they really ought to outlaw "high denomination" bills. He means the hundred, which will get smoked in thirty seconds at the grocery store. What fucking assholes. If anything they need to bring back $500 and $1000 and $5000 bills.
"Drug dealers used them!" Yeah? Sofa king what. This is always the excuse. Good things can be used by bad people. That doesn't mean you punish everybody else. Maybe a $25 and $50 coin would be nice too. Make moving the couch around great again! Probably needs vacuumed anyway. Posted by: Common Tater at August 29, 2026 01:16 PM (vbftO) Sir, did I just see a hundred dollar bill? You're a drug dealer, I have probable cause to search your vehicle get out of the car. OUT OF THE CAR NOW!!! *BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM* STOP RESISTING! *BLAM BLAM BLAM* STOP TWITCHING!!! *BLAM BLAM BLAM* STOP BLEEDING!!!!! Posted by: He made a target glance. Good shoot. at August 29, 2026 01:21 PM (TbWk/) 112
I have been unable to get a clear answer to a very simple question: what percentage of the population is conscienceless?
- I think it depends in part on the definition. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at August 29, 2026 01:17 PM I define it as having an externally imposed moral compass rather than an internal one. I am more the former. Posted by: toby928(c) at August 29, 2026 01:22 PM (4NO2D) 113
Oregon and Washington spent a couple of hundred million dollars "studying" replacing an existing bridge across the Columbia in Portland.
Some consulting and engineering firms got very fat from this. Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 29, 2026 01:02 PM (aD4fx) Among other problems, Vancouver did NOT want extension of TriMet light rail into the 'Couv, since they figured they already had enough crime by commuters driving in already, and the Bridge proposal demanded the extension. Posted by: Kindltot at August 29, 2026 01:24 PM (rbvCR) 114
I have been unable to get a clear answer to a very simple question: what percentage of the population is conscienceless? Even setting aside the interesting question of whether it varies by subpopulation. I couldn't even get any precision on the incidence of Cluster B personality disorders, which could be considered a proper subset, so at least it would give a floor. And frankly, I find it telling.”
I suspect there are quite a few people who are much like myself; I feel no innate desire to be “good” of my own; but my religious beliefs hold that there is indeed a God, and that He has clearly directed us how we should live and treat our fellows here on Earth. So I strive to keep my actions in line with His rules. If I had no beliefs I would find the Nietzchean view of things the most logical; the strong rule the weak because they can. With no Lawgiver, why not? Posted by: Tom Servo at August 29, 2026 01:25 PM (GWwCk) 115
Inflation seems to always win, since countries get stuck in the loop of printing more and more money.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 29, 2026 01:25 PM (rbvCR) 116
Apparently, Vote Fraud, corruption and being regulatory captured by industries.
Oregon is much the same, by the way States with decent climate and scenery tend to develop terrible state and local governments over time. Texas has much stronger incentives to have an efficient government - no one is moving to Texas for the weather. Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 29, 2026 01:25 PM (aD4fx) 117
A lot of countries do this when they are facing down inflation
----- Yeah, the truly high denomination bills were never made illegal, but they are removed from circulation when banks receive them in circulation starting in the late 1960s. They have a collector value now that exceeds their face value by quite a bit. A $500 bill in good condition might sell for 650 or whatever, that kind of thing. I think a modern $5k bill makes sense these days, when buying a used car, say. In 1969 that was serious money, sure, but. I know farmers think nothing about spending thousands and thousands on tractors and combines and stuff. That old goofy looking feller in overalls might be fricking loaded, let me tell ya. Posted by: Common Tater at August 29, 2026 01:25 PM (vbftO) 118
And the worst governor in history is history is not Tina Kotek, but her loathsome predecessor, who kept the schools closed during Covid for longer than any other state but California.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 29, 2026 01:08 PM (aD4fx) I will point out that Neil Goldschmidt raped his underaged babysitter for years when he was mayor of Portland, and then apparently screwed anything that moved when he was Governor and Senator, and that "tendency and history" is why he did everything he could for the Unions and the Left, sort of like Hastert later. Posted by: Kindltot at August 29, 2026 01:28 PM (rbvCR) 119
Among other problems, Vancouver did NOT want extension of TriMet light rail into the 'Couv, since they figured they already had enough crime by commuters driving in already, and the Bridge proposal demanded the extension.
Oregon demanded the light rail extension. Unfortunately, Vancouver is getting bluer and bluer as Portland refugees move to Vancouver, bringing their politics. Fortunately, the rest of Vancouver's county is still bright red, limiting the amount of political damage Vancouver can do. Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 29, 2026 01:29 PM (aD4fx) 120
>>>I have been unable to get a clear answer to a very simple question: what percentage of the population is conscienceless?
>Self awareness is an interesting topic. How much of it is narcissism these days with social media? How much of it is polite and careful respect for your fellow man and neighbors and community citizens? The new variable is social media but that is like placing training wheels on your banana seat bicycle and riding in circles. Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 29, 2026 01:29 PM (SK+av) 121
Unfortunately, Vancouver is getting bluer and bluer as Portland refugees move to Vancouver, bringing their politics.
We love Vancouver! The schools are much better, the taxes are lower, the government is much more efficient, and there are much fewer visible homeless! We're going to vote to fix all that! Posted by: Portland Refugees! at August 29, 2026 01:31 PM (aD4fx) 122
I define it as having an externally imposed moral compass rather than an internal one. I am more the former.
Posted by: toby928(c) I think that God guy was onto something when he proclaimed the Ten Commandments because history has shown us we're incapable of distinguishing between good and evil. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at August 29, 2026 01:35 PM (ndZc7) 123
I think a modern $5k bill makes sense these days, when buying a used car, say. In 1969 that was serious money, sure, but. I know farmers think nothing about spending thousands and thousands on tractors and combines and stuff. That old goofy looking feller in overalls might be fricking loaded, let me tell ya.
Posted by: Common Tater -------- While working retail in Indiana, back in the early 70's, an older fellow (clearly a farmer), in overalls, came in shopping for some equipment. When I toted it up, it came to $1,500. He unzipped the pocket on the front of his overalls, pulled out a wad of cash, and paid. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 29, 2026 01:38 PM (XeU6L) 124
I define it as having an externally imposed moral compass rather than an internal one. I am more the former.
Posted by: toby928(c) I think that God guy was onto something when he proclaimed the Ten Commandments because history has shown us we're incapable of distinguishing between good and evil. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks ------ A transcendent, absolute morality. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 29, 2026 01:41 PM (XeU6L) 125
If it saves one good night's sleep . . .
Dustin Grage @GrageDustin Minnesota taxpayers spent $2.2M for emergency beds for the homeless in St. Paul. A total of 7 people have used them. Great work, Democrats. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at August 29, 2026 01:43 PM (ndZc7) 126
Gardening thread is up!
Posted by: SciVo at August 29, 2026 01:44 PM (ke3zm) 127
It's you, Morons, it's you:
"I think the general consensus of people around the world is that Americans can get fooled by a con man once, but to return him to power a 2nd time after having seen his corruption, incompetence, ignorance, & buffoonery, the problem isn’t just Trump it’s the American people." -- Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social 9:52 PM · Aug 28, 2026 Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 29, 2026 01:46 PM (0sNs1) Posted by: Common Tater at August 29, 2026 01:49 PM (vbftO) 129
I looked up this man : Ron Filipkowski. He posts on Bluesky and is a criminal defense attorney. This is part of a description of himself :
Republican Party Insane Asylum Escapee Umm. You use that as a description of yourself ? How odd. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 29, 2026 01:59 PM (xPsv8) 130
Good Bye blue sky.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 29, 2026 01:59 PM (Cqx++) 131
After decades, they don't even have a real plan of where to put the High Speed rails, nor the stations.
I live near Merced CA, on one end of what is now the 'plan'... and yet Merced does not even know where the Station is supposed to go... which means no Environmental report could be done... nor can the city plan where to put other infrastructure ... like a Highway that will need to be crossed... Posted by: Romeo13 at August 29, 2026 02:11 PM (mP0Kj) Processing 0.03, elapsed 0.0284 seconds. |
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