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Communist Candada's National Broadcaster CBC: Do Not Call the 9/11 Attack "Terrorism"

I am just about ready to begin treating Canada as an enemy state.


The Canadian Broadcasting Corporation instructed its staff not to refer to the killings on 9/11 as "terrorist attacks" ahead of its coverage of the 25th anniversary, according to an internal memo.

The public broadcaster reaffirmed that it would avoid using words like "terrorist" and "terrorism" when describing events, directing its staffers to follow the longstanding company policy that previously landed them in hot water during their Oct. 7, 2023, coverage.

"Do not refer to the Sept. 11 attacks as terrorist attacks," the memo read. "The hijackings led to passenger jet crashes in Washington, D.C., Pennsylvania and Manhattan. The World Trade Center (WTC in second reference) was destroyed."


The memo was signed, "BB," which the Toronto Sun, which first published the letter, identified as Basem Boshra, senior director of journalistic standards and public Trust at CBC News.

Basem Boshra? Amish name, eh?


CBC defended the memo as a reminder to its journalists to adhere to the decades-old practice, claiming that using charged phrases like "terrorist attacks" would diminish their ability to remain impartial.

Strange that the CBC has no problems using judgmental language in "reporting on" the January 6th "attack."

"Our focus is to report the facts of such atrocities with accuracy, clarity and detail; to convey the scale and scope of violent acts wherever they occur; to quote the people affected, and to convey the views of officials and experts on these events. We bear witness," Kerry Kelly, a public affairs spokesperson for CBC, told The Post.

"But CBC News does not itself designate specific groups as terrorists, or specific acts as terrorism, regardless of the region or the events, because these words are so loaded with meaning, politics and emotion that they can end up being impediments to our journalism."

They will only call it "terror" when the word is used in an official statement, and then they put it in quotes to show that it's someone else's language.

The example they give is Osama bin Ladin calling it "blessed terror."

Even when the mastermind of the atrocity admits it's "terror," the CBC says no, our "experts" say maybe it's not.


Rachel Thomas, a Conservative MP, slammed the leaked memo as shameful, accusing the policy of downplaying the terror attacks.

"Refusing to call it an act of terrorism dishonours the victims, their families, the survivors, and the first responders who witnessed the horrors of that day," she wrote on X.


"Trying to sanitize or rewrite that history is deeply offensive and does a disservice to everyone who was affected by the attacks."

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:55 PM




Comments

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1 Foist?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 27, 2026 02:57 PM (2Ez/1)

2 You never take the easy way,
The wind is blowing straight into your face.

You never ever close your eyes
For any trouble that may cross your way.

There's no risk that you're not taking,
Not a mountain that's too high.

Spread your wings, you're gonna make it
To the best time of your life ...

TO FIRST!

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 27, 2026 02:57 PM (iFTx/)

3 Yep

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 27, 2026 02:57 PM (kmiHN)

4 Evil

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 27, 2026 02:57 PM (N1DT3)

5 Enemy action... north.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 27, 2026 02:57 PM (2Cry5)

6 See, it was just attempted hijackings that accidently hit those buildings...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 27, 2026 02:58 PM (+gK6I)

7 Those who support evil are evil themselves.

Those who seek to hide evil are evil themselves.

Those who downplay evil are evil themselves.


This is of a type with Holocaust denial.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 27, 2026 02:58 PM (N1DT3)

8 I nood'd

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 27, 2026 02:58 PM (kmiHN)

9 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 02:58 PM (ccf/V)

10 It was just some errant youths having a psychotic episode that frees them of any responsibility. Punishing them for it would be a crime.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 02:59 PM (/PKja)

11 But, what would Brian Boitano do?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 02:59 PM (ccf/V)

12 Some people did something....

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at August 27, 2026 02:59 PM (GMWTj)

13 Some planes did something

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 27, 2026 02:59 PM (iFTx/)

14 Fuck Canada. They are nasty people.

I will say, I think Trump going down this 51st state nonsense was asinine and why Carney was put in charge by canadians.

But at this point, I'm cool with Trump destroying that economy of theirs.

Posted by: Sharpie at August 27, 2026 03:00 PM (iZHgT)

15 Gee, I wonder why he wants to whitewash 9/11.........


https://shorturl.fm/iPUP4

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 03:00 PM (ccf/V)

16 Reddit is a real place.

It is called Canada.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 03:00 PM (/PKja)

17 Fuck Canada. They are nasty people.

I will say, I think Trump going down this 51st state nonsense was asinine and why Carney was put in charge by canadians.

But at this point, I'm cool with Trump destroying that economy of theirs.
Posted by: Sharpie at August 27, 2026 03:00 PM (iZHgT)

And if Trump played nice, they'd have chosen a conservative?

Pull the other one.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 27, 2026 03:01 PM (N1DT3)

18 Begin?

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 27, 2026 03:01 PM (wGerL)

19 Well, then, maybe we can refer to these urinalists as "Coverup Broadcasting Corporation."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 27, 2026 03:01 PM (xSAlF)

20 Reparations are all the rage now, so how about 9/11 reparation paid by all Muslims in America to all non-Muslims?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 27, 2026 03:01 PM (sKqQm)

21 You never take the easy way,
The wind is blowing straight into your face.

You never ever close your eyes
For any trouble that may cross your way.

There's no risk that you're not taking,
Not a mountain that's too high.

Spread your wings, you're gonna make it
To the best time of your life ...



This came across my playlist not 15 minutes ago.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 03:02 PM (ccf/V)

22 It was a mostly peaceful demonstration of muslim dis-satisfaction with the US.

On the trade war front, Canadians are militant about no American booze on the shelves. And apparently the United States buys half of what we produce.

So that's going well.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 27, 2026 03:02 PM (Sco7b)

23 17 And if Trump played nice, they'd have chosen a conservative?

Pull the other one.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 27, 2026 03:01 PM (N1DT3)

======

The majority of the Canadian electorate seems to have become little more than an anti-American cult.

They will vote themselves to become as poor as Uzbekistan in order to get Trump.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 03:02 PM (/PKja)

24 Remember the reaction of the left to 9/11 originally was, "Why couldn't they hit a red state instead of us?"

Posted by: 18-1 at August 27, 2026 03:03 PM (sKqQm)

25 Basem Boshra? Amish name, eh?

Of the Flin Flon, Manitoba Boshras.

Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 03:03 PM (77rzZ)

26 Basem Boshra? Amish name, eh?

Arab.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 27, 2026 03:03 PM (aD4fx)

27 I'm betting he was born in a pair of hockey skates, that guy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 03:03 PM (ccf/V)

28
And if Trump played nice, they'd have chosen a conservative?

Pull the other one.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian

==

yes,

the conservative candidate was leading by 20 points before trump started talking about making Canada part of the US.

Unfortuantely, Carney vs Trump is very effective politics in Canadaistan.

Posted by: Sharpie at August 27, 2026 03:03 PM (iZHgT)

29 I assume Canuckistani elections are about as secure as the ones in Pakistan.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 27, 2026 03:03 PM (sKqQm)

30 Just some good ol' boys havin' fun, they didn't mean to hurt nobody, honest!

*spit*

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 27, 2026 03:03 PM (aJQbY)

31 look, some people do some things and you guys start dehumanizing them, you jackbooted Nazis.


Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at August 27, 2026 03:03 PM (r7+Q7)

32 Remember the reaction of the left to 9/11 originally was, "Why couldn't they hit a red state instead of us?"

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Michael Moore! at August 27, 2026 03:04 PM (aD4fx)

33
It was an act of war.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 27, 2026 03:04 PM (2Ez/1)

34 C'mon, Alberta. Do the right thing.

Abandon that shithole in the making........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 03:04 PM (ccf/V)

35 28
yes,

the conservative candidate was leading by 20 points before trump started talking about making Canada part of the US.

Unfortuantely, Carney vs Trump is very effective politics in Canadaistan.

Posted by: Sharpie at August 27, 2026 03:03 PM (iZHgT)

=======

"Fuck the good of our nation. Trump said something uncouth."

Fine. Stupid country.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 03:04 PM (/PKja)

36 Just some good ol' boys havin' fun, they didn't mean to hurt nobody, honest!

*spit*
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 27, 2026 03:03 PM (aJQbY)



The Dukes of Hazbukistan.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 03:05 PM (ccf/V)

37 Tell them that the 9/11 hijackers never issued a land acknowledgement first. Then they will call them terrorists again.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 27, 2026 03:05 PM (/OKHJ)

38 "The hijackings led to passenger jet crashes..."


This is enemy action. Plain and fucking simple. And they're on our border.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 27, 2026 03:05 PM (No6pV)

39 Just like Benghazi. Right Candy Crowley you whale of a whore?

Posted by: ... at August 27, 2026 03:05 PM (+j84F)

40 I agree with CBC.

9/11 should not be called "terrorism."

9/11 should be called "ISLAMIC MUSLIM TERRORISM!"

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 27, 2026 03:05 PM (xvV+O)

41 islhamic terrorists (but I repeat myself)........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 03:06 PM (ccf/V)

42 "Fuck the good of our nation. Trump said something uncouth."

Fine. Stupid country.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

===

no argument it's stupid, but yes.

I would say most of the world is rooting against Iran vs USA. Because Trump.

It's messed up, but I cant deny it's reality

Posted by: Sharpie at August 27, 2026 03:06 PM (iZHgT)

43 >>> Reddit is a real place.
It is called Canada.

hah. Pithy.

Posted by: ace at August 27, 2026 03:06 PM (1wjle)

44 remain impartial
-------

They're still trying this on

Posted by: ... at August 27, 2026 03:06 PM (+j84F)

45 How's the whole Greenland thing coming along? Haven't heard much about it lately.

Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 03:06 PM (77rzZ)

46 Reparations are all the rage now, so how about 9/11 reparation paid by all Muslims in America to all non-Muslims?
Posted by: 18-1


I think $1 million per non-Muslim who was a US citizen at the time is the minimum...

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 27, 2026 03:06 PM (aJQbY)

47 Hakuna Candada
What a wonderful phrase

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at August 27, 2026 03:06 PM (ndZc7)

48 Fuck Canada. They have nothing we need and they would rather be Xi's bitch than a good neighbor.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 27, 2026 03:06 PM (viF8m)

49
hah. Pithy.

Posted by: ace at August 27, 2026 03:06 PM (1wjle)




*fistbump*

Posted by: Mike Tython at August 27, 2026 03:07 PM (ccf/V)

50 His Trumpiness renamed Lake Ontario to Lake America. So we have that going for us, which is nice. I guess.

Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at August 27, 2026 03:07 PM (V362x)

51 One thing that hasn't gotten a lot of attention is the current Saudi leader is not in bed with the AQ/ISIS set which was not true before.

Most of the "journalism" from the WoT era was paid for by the Saudis to get rid of Shrub and weaken the impact of America in Iraq...

Posted by: 18-1 at August 27, 2026 03:07 PM (sKqQm)

52 Blame Canadia.

https://youtu.be/kYB6ZSwdrvM

Posted by: There's even a song about it at August 27, 2026 03:07 PM (2Ez/1)

53 Reddit is a real place.
It is called Canada.

hah. Pithy.
Posted by: ace

==

Reddit is crawling all over with nasty, anti-USA canadians.

Their entire economy is selling to USA consumers. Good luck with a trade war.

Posted by: Sharpie at August 27, 2026 03:07 PM (iZHgT)

54 Despite being world class economic leeches, Canadian elites exude condescension toward the USA…and their TDS is the worst of the worst(first hand knowledge from affluent Canadian relatives). .
IOW Canada exists in a comfortable, YUGE fantasy bubble that Trump is now determined to burst.

Forecast: Must-watch wailing and whining and pain in Snow Mexico.

Posted by: Voter theater. at August 27, 2026 03:07 PM (FCPbW)

55 I would say most of the world is rooting against Iran vs USA. Because Trump.

It's messed up, but I cant deny it's reality

Posted by: Sharpie at August 27, 2026 03:06 PM (iZHgT)

No it's because they love jihad and despise civilization. Would be the same if it was Vance or anyone else who might actually do it.

Posted by: ... at August 27, 2026 03:07 PM (+j84F)

56 If Canadians want to destroy their own country just to spite Trump then more power to them. We already have most of their hockey players anyway.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 27, 2026 03:07 PM (2UnvF)

57 Unfortuantely, Carney vs Trump is very effective politics in Canadaistan.

Until the economic consequences start kicking in.

Canada and the United States used to have roughly equivalent incomes, adjusted for purchasing power.

Then they elected Trudeau.

Posted by: Michael Moore! at August 27, 2026 03:08 PM (aD4fx)

58 The Left: Rooting for America's enemies for 100 years or more (tm)

Posted by: ... at August 27, 2026 03:08 PM (+j84F)

59 Read Kurt Schlicter’s piece about this on Townhall today. You will laugh so hard you puke. He skewers these Canawussies.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 27, 2026 03:08 PM (jBtak)

60 Fuck Canada. They have nothing we need and they would rather be Xi's bitch than a good neighbor.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 27, 2026 03:06 PM (viF8m)



Not to mention they're being overrun by Indians. Dot fucking Indians.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 27, 2026 03:08 PM (No6pV)

61 Basen Boshra? Amish name, eh?

Typical Torontonian.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 27, 2026 03:08 PM (6ydKt)

62 ...senior director of journalistic standards and public Trust at CBC News."

__________________________________

What is it that you say that you DO here?

Seriously, when you have to hire someone to secure "public trust" it's because you've had an "incident" (or many incidents). I food manufacturer will hire someone to gain back trust from the public following a food poisoning outbreak. A construction conglomerate will do so in follow up to a highly public structural failure. This guy works for a state financed media outlet as a PR hack because their bias and political agenda is so egregiously obvious, they've lost massive viewership.

Posted by: Orson at August 27, 2026 03:08 PM (dIske)

63 Renaming Lake Ontario to Lake America is sure to piss off a few people.

Posted by: Ann at August 27, 2026 03:09 PM (SHHm+)

64 Speaking of reddit, I ran across a thread where they were discussing a video from some woman arguing that if a husband ever "pressures" his wife to have sex with him he's a rapist.

And I kid you not the very first post was: "My first two husbands weren't like that fortunately but my third was, he was a real beast"

Now no one's perfect but maybe, just maybe, if you've been divorced three times you shouldn't give relationship advice?

Posted by: 18-1 at August 27, 2026 03:09 PM (sKqQm)

65 Look, just say "firey but mostly peaceful religious event."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at August 27, 2026 03:09 PM (ndZc7)

66 56 If Canadians want to destroy their own country just to spite Trump then more power to them. We already have most of their hockey players anyway.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 27, 2026 03:07 PM (2UnvF)

========

Canada and the US were on similar economic growth trajectories until 2015.

2015 was the year Canada opened its borders to the third world.

The disparity is, now, quite large.

https://x.com/AndrewCFollett/status/
2092959135629218120

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 03:09 PM (/PKja)

67 No it's because they love jihad and despise civilization. Would be the same if it was Vance or anyone else who might actually do it.
Posted by: ...

===

It's a USA thing, even if it were a Democrat President.
They're jealous of us.

So they pretend an Iran or China is a better partner than USA

Posted by: Sharpie at August 27, 2026 03:09 PM (iZHgT)

68 The FNM: America is the greatest source of evil in the world, full of racist NAZIs intent on destroying the environment

Also the FNM: Trump should be impeached for being too much of an isolationist

Posted by: 18-1 at August 27, 2026 03:10 PM (sKqQm)

69 I agree with CBC.

9/11 should not be called "terrorism."

9/11 should be called "ISLAMIC MUSLIM TERRORISM!"
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 27, 2026 03:05 PM (xvV+O)

The musselmen horde has always embraced terrorism.

Because their barbaric warlord "prophet" made his evil proclivities "holy" in their demonic religion.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 27, 2026 03:10 PM (N1DT3)

70 Journalism is like economics, no matter how badly you get it wrong and fuck up, there are never any repercussions.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 27, 2026 03:10 PM (FR9Sb)

71 The entire Carolina Hurricane Team just chubbed the Stanley Cup. Want a drink, Canada?

Posted by: Vengeance at August 27, 2026 03:10 PM (jBtak)

72 57 Until the economic consequences start kicking in.

Canada and the United States used to have roughly equivalent incomes, adjusted for purchasing power.

Then they elected Trudeau.

Posted by: Michael Moore! at August 27, 2026 03:08 PM (aD4fx)

=======

The economic impact has been impacting for a decade, as you yourself allude.

Their political choices have been destroying their nation for years, and they're just going to get more and more recalcitrant despite it.

Because they're driving out their young and their productive while leaving only the insane progressives. It's the Curley Effect applied to a nation as a whole.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 03:11 PM (/PKja)

73 Canada got all of our tories and colonial officials after the Revolution. United Empire Loyalists. Of course they're gonna hate us.

Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 03:11 PM (77rzZ)

74 Enjoy your Canadian whiskey, Snow Mexicans. Or should I say caramel-colored neutral spirits.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 27, 2026 03:11 PM (bX16E)

75 Earlier this week Trump tweeted a video of the game winning goal in the gold medal game in the Olympics. Classic.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 27, 2026 03:11 PM (2UnvF)

76

Know islham, no peace.

No islham, know peace.

Posted by: Mike Tython at August 27, 2026 03:11 PM (ccf/V)

77 Looking up Lake Ontario, I've decided Trump should leave that name alone. It looks like a consensus of all the local peoples to name it that, and it wasn't the Canadians (if they had their first choice it would have been the lake of Saint Louis, because Frogs name everything after him).
The Mohawk (Kanienʼkéha if you are a pretentious Redditor) seem to have named only the shoreline Cataroqui, "where we scoop up clay". The other peoples' parts of the lake, they didn't care about.
If this sounds like I care more about a muddy lake than about the Canadian government, that's because I do.

Posted by: 88C+u at August 27, 2026 03:11 PM (88C+u)

78 Oh FFS......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 03:11 PM (ccf/V)

79 Yesterday afternoon the Trump administration released a long list detailing the tariffs, yes Canada has tariffs on American products, and unfair trade practices by the Canadian government.

I don't know about anyone else but this one of the biggest reasons I supported Trump. We've been getting shat on for decades by countries around the world and nobody has done squat about it until Trump.

If he makes Canadians sad that's even better. Fuck 'em and their hideous bathing suits.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 27, 2026 03:12 PM (viF8m)

80 Not to mention they're being overrun by Indians. Dot fucking Indians.

We should be able to fit 2 billion into Canada. The Call Center of the World!

Posted by: It's a Dot of Shit, by the way at August 27, 2026 03:12 PM (6eubQ)

81 Look in your grocery store WTF is there a ton of produce like tomatoes from Canada? Seriously.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 27, 2026 03:12 PM (jBtak)

82
Canada and the US were on similar economic growth trajectories until 2015.

2015 was the year Canada opened its borders to the third world.

The disparity is, now, quite large.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 03:09 PM (/PKja)

They re-elected the Liberals & Trudeau and everything started sliding downhill at that exact point.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 27, 2026 03:12 PM (6ydKt)

83 CBC, eh? Been eating too many moose droppings, it appears.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 27, 2026 03:12 PM (l3cgK)

84 On the plus side, whatever the US does can just make the US stronger economically in the long term. You really shouldn't be relying on us for steel or much of anything.

So perhaps this will help the US diversify. It can't hurt to have multiple suppliers And I'll manage to hold back tears as the commie union jobs go away.

Well, in reality, those well paying jobs will just be going to poor people who need them more.

Oh, separately, I do my friends yard across the street since I'm already hot, sweaty and dirty and they have a large family. One thing off their plates. Obviously, I would never take money from a young family in Canada but they do repay me with food, increasing my hobo score.

Today - 5 breakfast burritos and Japanese tea was just delivered.

Back to work soon. I'm planning the Canadian seizure of Detroit. By the time the Canadian tanks and air force are done, Detroit will look like a third world shit-hole war zone.

Moreso.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 27, 2026 03:12 PM (Sco7b)

85 The Canadians are getting desperate. They keep trying to get the USA to declare war on them, so they can be defeated and have their economy rebuilt by the US, but we are just too stupid to understand their cunning plan.

Next up, a company of Mounties, dressed in chainmail with their finest long bows, will invade Manhattan.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 27, 2026 03:12 PM (WGGwz)

86 82 They re-elected the Liberals & Trudeau and everything started sliding downhill at that exact point.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 27, 2026 03:12 PM (6ydKt)

=======

It was impacting them for years, and then they decided that instead of trying to fix it, they had to send a message to someone who's not even in their own country.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 03:12 PM (/PKja)

87 Islamism

Posted by: ... at August 27, 2026 03:12 PM (+j84F)

88 just leave the quetico alone.
and maybe a train ride through banff

Posted by: cmeat at August 27, 2026 03:13 PM (Bep7s)

89 I don't blame Jack Hughes and Brady Tkachuk for pushing to be traded to an American NHL team.

The less time spent in Canada the better.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at August 27, 2026 03:13 PM (E2K/A)

90 The entire Carolina Hurricane Team just chubbed the Stanley Cup. Want a drink, Canada?
Posted by: Vengeance at August 27, 2026 03:10 PM (jBtak)



I really want Alberta to become a US territory, then Edmonton wins the Stanley Cup and it STAYS in America.

That would be totally cool.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 03:13 PM (ccf/V)

91 Several auto plants in Canada recently closed and moved to USA. Because 80% of what they were building was being shipped to USA anyway.

Their entire economy coasts on being neighbors of US.

It's a losing position but politically its' a winer for Carney. They would double their unemployment to poke us in the eye.

Posted by: Sharpie at August 27, 2026 03:13 PM (iZHgT)

92 Some airplanes did some things.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 27, 2026 03:13 PM (amcLV)

93 Canada is the Alternate Timeline America, where we didn't have a revolution in 1776, didn't have a Bill of Rights, maintained a national mindset of subservience and passivity, and slowly drifted into a nightmare of communism and self-loathing.

Thank god we're not in that timeline.

Posted by: zombie at August 27, 2026 03:13 PM (Av6i5)

94 Islam is short for "I slam planes into buildings".

Posted by: ... at August 27, 2026 03:13 PM (+j84F)

95 Kinda makes me sad.

I’ve not been to Canada land since before the pandemic. Don’t know if I’ll get back there. America hating asshats.

I do like a good Cesar though. And the exchange rate is pretty groovy.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 27, 2026 03:13 PM (W2Pud)

96 Not a fan of the Canadian government, but we cannot allow the Chicoms or other hostiles to just take over the country. Too big a border.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 27, 2026 03:13 PM (wrEn7)

97 I don't blame Jack Hughes and Brady Tkachuk for pushing to be traded to an American NHL team.

The less time spent in Canada the better.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at August 27, 2026 03:13 PM (E2K/A)



And it will save them millions in taxes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 03:14 PM (ccf/V)

98 What are we going to do about Ontario, California?

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 27, 2026 03:14 PM (/OKHJ)

99 Canada is the retard version of the US

Posted by: 18-1 at August 27, 2026 03:14 PM (sKqQm)

100 Canada probably won't even exist in another decade at the rate they are collapsing. They sound like the Ottomans making plans for their 700th anniversary.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 27, 2026 03:14 PM (0U5gm)

101 Meanwhile, in LA the retarded leaders are crowing about painting one crosswalk over a very cracked roadway:


https://tinyurl.com/4dhj4733

Posted by: beckster at August 27, 2026 03:14 PM (kX27y)

102 That should have been Quinn, not Jack Hughes.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at August 27, 2026 03:14 PM (E2K/A)

103 92 Some airplanes did some things.
Posted by: Captain Obvious


We need to give certain airplanes "room to destroy."

Posted by: zombie at August 27, 2026 03:14 PM (Av6i5)

104 Dot fucking Indians.
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Why the HELL didn't someone tell me about these

Posted by: ... at August 27, 2026 03:14 PM (+j84F)

105 63 Renaming Lake Ontario to Lake America is sure to piss off a few people.
Posted by: Ann at August 27, 2026 03:09 PM (SHHm+)
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That's the point, and it's more clever than people are realizing. It's pissing off all the right people up in Canada. Carney depends on the "elbows up" nitwits for political support. He built his whole political facade on standing tough against the US. HOWEVER, the trade negotiations have Carney in a situation where he is going to have to capitulate. There is no leverage to present a different outcome.

So, Carney walks away from negotiations, and runs to the media to flail and whine. Trump stays very quiet on the issue and then comes out a few days later with the Lake America spiel (arguably in response to Doug Ford in Ontario cosplaying "tough guy"). This winds up the Liberals. Carney is eventually going to return to the trade talks or the USMCA will be terminated in six months once the clock starts running. Carney can't win. His political career is about to crash. Capitulate and piss off supporters (after Trump winds them up) or USMCA is gone, and we do a bi-lateral trade agreement where we can really play hardball.

Posted by: Orson at August 27, 2026 03:15 PM (dIske)

106 And this is why we should have just nuked Mecca -- they are going to be fags about it anyway, we should just make sure we always give them something serious to fag-out about.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 27, 2026 03:15 PM (X6P5n)

107 Lake Ontario is the smallest of the GL and probably not worth the fuss. It's not big enough to be Lake America.

"Lake Suck My Dick You Hoser Canadian Fucknuggets" has a nice ring to it, though.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 27, 2026 03:15 PM (iFTx/)

108 Canada is the retard version of the US France

Posted by: 18-1 at August 27, 2026 03:14 PM (sKqQm)



Corrected........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 03:15 PM (ccf/V)

109 I expect China to "help" Canada through this period of unpleasantness. We'd best think about how to deal with that aspect of things. Canada's just the middleman here.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 27, 2026 03:15 PM (2Cry5)

110 101 Meanwhile, in LA the retarded leaders are crowing about painting one crosswalk over a very cracked roadway:


https://tinyurl.com/4dhj4733

Posted by: beckster at August 27, 2026 03:14 PM (kX27y)

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Not just any retarded leader.

Karen Bass' opponent in the election.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 03:15 PM (/PKja)

111 Fuck Canada. They are nasty people.

I will say, I think Trump going down this 51st state nonsense was asinine and why Carney was put in charge by canadians.

But at this point, I'm cool with Trump destroying that economy of theirs.
Posted by: Sharpie at August 27, 2026 03:00 PM (iZHgT)

And if Trump played nice, they'd have chosen a conservative?

Pull the other one.
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Elbows up!

LOL, even the so-called "conservatives" in Canada are reaching out to Carney to work with/support him.

Canada is both fake and gay.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 27, 2026 03:15 PM (3cUTc)

112 Canada probably won't even exist in another decade at the rate they are collapsing. They sound like the Ottomans making plans for their 700th anniversary.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 27, 2026 03:14 PM (0U5gm)

The moment Canada stops existing we have to take it.

Posted by: ... at August 27, 2026 03:15 PM (+j84F)

113 So being "impartial" between terrorists and their victims is a Canadian value now?

Posted by: Oldcat at August 27, 2026 03:16 PM (uhVAy)

114 Meanwhile, in LA the retarded leaders are crowing about painting one crosswalk over a very cracked roadway:


https://tinyurl.com/4dhj4733
Posted by: beckster at August 27, 2026 03:14 PM (kX27y)



Not only can California suck it's own dick, it can f*ck itself in the ass too!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 03:16 PM (ccf/V)

115 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 02:58 PM (ccf/V)
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You always make it seem so effortless too!

Posted by: 496 at August 27, 2026 03:16 PM (5FvuI)

116 >>>The memo was signed, "BB," which the Toronto Sun, which first published the letter, identified as Basem Boshra

Not "Breitbart"?

Posted by: m at August 27, 2026 03:16 PM (odBC9)

117 Next up, a company of Mounties, dressed in chainmail with their finest long bows, will invade Manhattan.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at August 27, 2026 03:12 PM (WGGwz)
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You think they can stop rogering each other in the squeakhole long enough to make it all the way to Manhattan?

Posted by: ballistic at August 27, 2026 03:16 PM (oqH4h)

118 Canada is the Alternate Timeline America, where we didn't have a revolution in 1776, didn't have a Bill of Rights, maintained a national mindset of subservience and passivity, and slowly drifted into a nightmare of communism and self-loathing.

All the jackass monarchy-lovers migrated there during the Revolution, and Canada is what you get.

Only shows how brilliant the Founders were in getting out of that whole clown show.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 27, 2026 03:17 PM (guGkK)

119 I will say, I think Trump going down this 51st state nonsense was asinine and why Carney was put in charge by canadians.

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lol

Posted by: DJT at August 27, 2026 03:17 PM (g47mK)

120 Not just any retarded leader.

Karen Bass' opponent in the election.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 03:15 PM (/PKja)

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Holy shit, my sides…Nithya Raman's big accomplishment is taking 9 months to paint 7 yellow stripes over a cracked street?
How dumb do you have to be to post this? BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA https://t.co/DRUaUC4EwA

— Spencer Pratt (@spencerpratt) August 27, 2026

Fox News congressional correspondent Bill Melugin joked on X that he had to “double check to make sure this is real.”

“Yes, the socialist candidate for LA mayor and current member of the LA city council is taking a victory lap for painting a crosswalk over a decrepit road full of cracks.”

Posted by: beckster at August 27, 2026 03:17 PM (kX27y)

121 We could point fingers about these alleged hijackings that led to "tragic" events all day, but come on:

Isn't gravity itself really the main culprit in all this?

Without gravity, some people doing things would not have brought those buildings down...

Jesus. I can't even fake writing their way without throwing up in my mouth.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 27, 2026 03:17 PM (DfgjM)

122 One of the new "migrants" that just entered Spain:

"If parents leave a 15- or 16-year-old girl alone, it's normal for her to be raped. The fault lies with the parents."

Instapundit:

"If authorities let rapists run free, it’s normal for them to be hanged or burned alive by the native population."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 27, 2026 03:17 PM (IG3/x)

123 109 I expect China to "help" Canada through this period of unpleasantness. We'd best think about how to deal with that aspect of things. Canada's just the middleman here.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 27, 2026 03:15 PM (2Cry5)

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China's ability to "help" is limited.

They asked the IMF to prepare bailouts for countries that owe them money. Their manufacturing base is facing several strong headwinds (general decoupling measures, energy issues stemming from the Iran conflict).

They have enough to bribe canuck politicians, but not to take over the nation. They can't even pay to take over Taiwan.

Besides, China's in a population collapse. They should have roughly 1/4 the population they have now in about 50 years.

Canada attaching to China is an incredibly stupid short term move.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 03:17 PM (/PKja)

124 I don't even understand what that stupid "elbows up" saying means.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 27, 2026 03:18 PM (edUvp)

125 Contrarian outlook for Canada’s GDP growth is 1% or less. Their household debt is already off the charts, real estate is in trouble and there will be hardly any productivity gains.

Carney wants this fight so he can blame a trade war for their complete mismanagement of the economy. He’s trying to make this an us versus them fight to take the spotlight off his own culpability.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 27, 2026 03:18 PM (jBtak)

126 Meanwhile, in LA the retarded leaders are crowing about painting one crosswalk over a very cracked roadway:


https://tinyurl.com/4dhj4733
Posted by: beckster at August 27, 2026 03:14 PM (kX27y)



That Karen Bass is Making LA Great Again!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 27, 2026 03:18 PM (guGkK)

127 112 Canada probably won't even exist in another decade at the rate they are collapsing.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 27, 2026 03:14 PM (0U5gm)

Don't tease me like that.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 27, 2026 03:18 PM (Sco7b)

128 114 Meanwhile, in LA the retarded leaders are crowing about painting one crosswalk over a very cracked roadway:


https://tinyurl.com/4dhj4733
Posted by: beckster at August 27, 2026 03:14 PM (kX27y)


Not only can California suck it's own dick, it can f*ck itself in the ass too!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 03:16 PM (ccf/V)

It can probably suck it's own ass at the same time...that's what happens when one's head is up one's ass...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 27, 2026 03:18 PM (l3cgK)

129 >>Not a fan of the Canadian government, but we cannot allow the Chicoms or other hostiles to just take over the country. Too big a border.

That ship has sailed.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 27, 2026 03:18 PM (viF8m)

130 Fuck Canada. They are nasty people.

I will say, I think Trump going down this 51st state nonsense was asinine and why Carney was put in charge by canadians.

But at this point, I'm cool with Trump destroying that economy of theirs.
Posted by: Sharpie at August 27, 2026 03:00 PM (iZHgT)

Nah, it was great. It got another Globalist subversion area out in the open and into self destructive action in record time. If you are so lost to reason as to go ballistic from a remark like that, you aren't a player on the international stage.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 27, 2026 03:19 PM (uhVAy)

131 Posted by: Tom Servo at August 27, 2026 03:18 PM

I'm glad that I wasn't the only one.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 27, 2026 03:19 PM (xSAlF)

132
You always make it seem so effortless too!
Posted by: 496 at August 27, 2026 03:16 PM (5FvuI)



I'm a professional. Don't try this at home.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 03:19 PM (ccf/V)

133 129 >>Not a fan of the Canadian government, but we cannot allow the Chicoms or other hostiles to just take over the country. Too big a border.

That ship has sailed.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 27, 2026 03:18 PM (viF8m)

it is said the US had some plan in the event Mexico became commie...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 27, 2026 03:19 PM (l3cgK)

134 My last few encounters with Canadian citizens, contractors and workers have all been fine. It's the Canadian government that has raped that country. They're going to have to crawl out of their communist, deep-state shithole.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 27, 2026 03:20 PM (FR9Sb)

135 Carney was elected because he sold Canadians an idea that he, Carney, being a Central Banker, could do something about tariffs. Not some silly comment about 51st state.

Posted by: runner at August 27, 2026 03:20 PM (g47mK)

136 And that shit skunk dishwater they call beer sucks.

Posted by: Vengeance at August 27, 2026 03:20 PM (jBtak)

137 Canada probably won't even exist in another decade at the rate they are collapsing. They sound like the Ottomans making plans for their 700th anniversary.
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About a year ago, it was noted that Canada has a 0.5% growth rate over the last 10 years.
Not 5%. One half of one percent.
Worse than Japan and every major country in Europe.

Do you know how hard you have to try to fuck up that bad being rich in natural resources and neighboring the US?
Even AOC and her dunderheaded DSA could do a better job just by spending all their time on tic tok--Canada had to go out of their way to fail so badly as they are.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 27, 2026 03:20 PM (3cUTc)

138 it is said the US had some plan in the event Mexico became commie...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 27, 2026 03:19 PM (l3cgK)


Send in a Hapsburg emperor!

Posted by: France at August 27, 2026 03:20 PM (guGkK)

139 137 Do you know how hard you have to try to fuck up that bad being rich in natural resources and neighboring the US?
Even AOC and her dunderheaded DSA could do a better job just by spending all their time on tic tok--Canada had to go out of their way to fail so badly as they are.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 27, 2026 03:20 PM (3cUTc)

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And that was with Canada importing half of Calcutta in order to juice their GDP.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 03:21 PM (/PKja)

140 Canada probably won't even exist in another decade at the rate they are collapsing.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 27, 2026 03:14 PM (0U5gm)

Don't tease me like that.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 27, 2026 03:18 PM (Sco7b)

the first A seems to be coming lose, will the C and N come with it? I remember some rumblings that east coast areas are equally unhappy about the fecklessness of the ontario-quebec core.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 27, 2026 03:21 PM (uhVAy)

141 >>I'm glad that I wasn't the only one.

Started as a hockey thing.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 27, 2026 03:21 PM (viF8m)

142 Renaming Lake Ontario to Lake America is sure to piss off a few people.
Posted by: Ann

To be honest, I'm not a fan of it. I don't mind the "Gulf of America" thing, because it's a substantial body of water that we have the more coastline on than Mexico, and it touches several states. But this is just the smallest of the Great Lakes that only touches New York. Maybe name it "Lake New York," but the idea of putting all of our country's name on it is kinda dumb.

But, I guess if it pisses off Canada...

Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 03:21 PM (77rzZ)

143 "What are some examples of terrorism in the 21st century?"

Gemini:

Global Attacks
September 11 Attacks
Moscow Theater Hostage Crisis
Madrid Train Bombings

Domestic and Far-Right Extremism
Norway Attacks (2011, Norway)
Boston Marathon Bombing (2013, United States)
Christchurch Mosque Shootings (2019, New Zealand)

End of response.

Go fuck yourself, faggot google

Posted by: ... at August 27, 2026 03:21 PM (+j84F)

144 Not a fan of the Canadian government, but we cannot allow the Chicoms or other hostiles to just take over the country. Too big a border.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 27, 2026 03:13 PM (wrEn7)
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Probably too late for that. I think part of the reason Canada has quite suddenly become so anti-American is that China has got their tentacles up the ass of almost every politician, influencer, and powerbroker source in Canada. Canada is China's hand puppet in North America.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 27, 2026 03:22 PM (iFTx/)

145 143 Domestic and Far-Right Extremism
Norway Attacks (2011, Norway)
Boston Marathon Bombing (2013, United States)
Christchurch Mosque Shootings (2019, New Zealand)

End of response.

Go fuck yourself, faggot google

Posted by: ... at August 27, 2026 03:21 PM (+j84F)

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"If Muslims are aligned with communists, how can you describe, from an American perspective, the Boston Marathon bombing as right-wing?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 03:22 PM (/PKja)

146 Do you know how hard you have to try to fuck up that bad being rich in natural resources and neighboring the US?
Even AOC and her dunderheaded DSA could do a better job just by spending all their time on tic tok--Canada had to go out of their way to fail so badly as they are.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 27, 2026 03:20 PM (3cUTc)

They'd be better off just chopping down some trees and building homes for everyone than paying idiots across the continent to make it impossible.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 27, 2026 03:22 PM (uhVAy)

147 Renaming Lake Ontario to Lake America is sure to piss off a few people.
Posted by: Ann at August 27, 2026 03:09 PM (SHHm+)
_____________________
Troll level: Intergalactic Overlord.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 27, 2026 03:22 PM (amcLV)

148 You could rename the sewage treatment plant in Flint, Michigan as "Lake Canada"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 27, 2026 03:22 PM (l3cgK)

149 It's been speculated that Carney only scuttled the deal because there are a few by-elections coming up in September and he knows he can hype the older, 'elbows up!', crowd into voting Liberal so they can expand their majority in parliament.

It's a cynical move, but it's working because so many Canucks are infected by TDS and merely mentioning America or Trump sends them into psychotic states only alleviated by pulling the lever for Liberals.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 27, 2026 03:22 PM (6ydKt)

150 54 Snow Mexico.
Posted by: Voter theater. at August 27, 2026 03:07 PM (FCPbW)

LOL

Posted by: m at August 27, 2026 03:22 PM (odBC9)

151 > China's ability to "help" is limited.

They asked the IMF to prepare bailouts for countries that owe them money. Their manufacturing base is facing several strong headwinds (general decoupling measures, energy issues stemming from the Iran conflict).

They have enough to bribe canuck politicians, but not to take over the nation. They can't even pay to take over Taiwan.

Besides, China's in a population collapse. They should have roughly 1/4 the population they have now in about 50 years.

Canada attaching to China is an incredibly stupid short term move.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 03:17 PM (/PKja)
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The scare quotes on "help" means China will be in a position to dick with the US from much closer, and with a willing accomplice. An accomplice who's likely going to provide access to intelligence, resources and manpower.

China still commands some respect for their ability to corrupt their targets.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 27, 2026 03:23 PM (2Cry5)

152 Posted to the wrong link...

But new way to remember the lakes...

A
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E
M
S

Or, how Trump decides to respond to little men...

Posted by: Nova Local at August 27, 2026 03:23 PM (tOcjL)

153 149 It's been speculated that Carney only scuttled the deal because there are a few by-elections coming up in September and he knows he can hype the older, 'elbows up!', crowd into voting Liberal so they can expand their majority in parliament.

It's a cynical move, but it's working because so many Canucks are infected by TDS and merely mentioning America or Trump sends them into psychotic states only alleviated by pulling the lever for Liberals.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 27, 2026 03:22 PM (6ydKt)

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He has a majority of a few dozen, and it's just a few seats in the by-elections.

It's not about that.

It's about trying to hurt Americans to help Democrats in the American election.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 03:23 PM (/PKja)

154 Beef Teriyaki. It's not just for breakfast anymore.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 27, 2026 03:23 PM (0sNs1)

155 14 Fuck Canada. They are nasty people.

I will say, I think Trump going down this 51st state nonsense was asinine and why Carney was put in charge by canadians.

Posted by: Sharpie

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So you fell for the op. This was just justification they gave for why things changed so quickly.

Just like the ops they pulled in USA whenever they stole an election. They needed a backstory. Sure, canadians picked Carny just to spite the USA. Nonsense

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 27, 2026 03:23 PM (X6P5n)

156 robably too late for that. I think part of the reason Canada has quite suddenly become so anti-American is that China has got their tentacles up the ass of almost every politician, influencer, and powerbroker source in Canada. Canada is China's hand puppet in North America.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 27, 2026 03:22 PM (iFTx/)

Canada's internal anti Americanism is far older than China influence can explain.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 27, 2026 03:24 PM (uhVAy)

157 One of the new "migrants" that just entered Spain:

"If parents leave a 15- or 16-year-old girl alone, it's normal for her to be raped. The fault lies with the parents."

Sure.

*has bought more ammo

Posted by: man at August 27, 2026 03:24 PM (XuXeR)

158 Henceforth, you shall cease and desist from using the sobriquet, "America's Hat"

Posted by: America's Lawyers at August 27, 2026 03:24 PM (guGkK)

159 ***I am just about ready to begin treating Canada as an enemy state.
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China bought Canada a little while back.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 27, 2026 03:24 PM (+UcOf)

160 123 109 I expect China to "help" Canada through this period of unpleasantness. We'd best think about how to deal with that aspect of things. Canada's just the middleman here.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 27, 2026 03:15 PM (2Cry5)
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China is at the center (or one of the center's) of disagreement with the US. China depends on sending partially completed wares to Canada. Canada completes the construction, then sells those wares to the US under the guise that is it Canadian made. China does this to avoid higher tariffs.

Unfortunately, the industry base of Canada has been gutted thanks to the overregulation and Climate Change Green Policies. As a result, China is going to take a solid hit in the teeth on any trade agreement with the US. Japan has two auto makers in Ontario (Toyota and Honda) who have said they will leave Canada to support the US. China wants those manufacturing factories to make Chinese EV's...and they will bring their own workforce in (screwing over Canadian jobs). It's almost poetic.

Posted by: Orson at August 27, 2026 03:24 PM (dIske)

161 Gee, I wonder why he wants to whitewash 9/11.........


https://shorturl.fm/iPUP4


Asps, very dangerous - you go first.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 27, 2026 03:24 PM (u9VYF)

162 > I don't even understand what that stupid "elbows up" saying means.

It's a ready, defensive posture in ice hockey.

Canadians use it to mean, "We're resilient and ready for anything!!" But it's really just cope.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 27, 2026 03:25 PM (mkw2N)

163 Just like the ops they pulled in USA whenever they stole an election. They needed a backstory. Sure, canadians picked Carny just to spite the USA. Nonsense
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 27, 2026 03:23 PM (X6P5n)

Yeah it was USA hate that made them have 91 or so candidates for the one district the opposition leader was running in. Strictly on the up and up.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 27, 2026 03:25 PM (uhVAy)

164 Little did they know that Carney's plan for trade balance was to completely sell out to China.

Posted by: runner at August 27, 2026 03:26 PM (g47mK)

165
Asps, very dangerous - you go first.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 27, 2026 03:24 PM (u9VYF)




Bad dates......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 03:26 PM (ccf/V)

166 I used to do business with the Syrupeans on smart apartment stuff. Terrible to work with. Last two years, they couldn't go 10 minutes without a jab at Trump or America in general. And then stupidly expected me to join in America-bashing like some dumbass from NYC or LA.


Everyone there seems to have little-dick syndrome.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 27, 2026 03:26 PM (DfgjM)

167 Not all Canadians are bad dudes.Some of us are happy to give you our best shots!

Posted by: Peter North, proud Canadian and irregular AoSHQ commenter at August 27, 2026 03:26 PM (0sNs1)

168 One of the funnier of the "we're really winning" comments from the Canadians was some goofy shit how Canada has just cut Trump and the US off from the Arctic, and Greenland.

As I noted earlier, all this bluster about "cutting the US off" from this or that resource.
Oh, and who are you going to sell it to? You gonna put your electricity in silos and sell it when the market peaks?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 27, 2026 03:26 PM (3cUTc)

169
Canada's internal anti Americanism is far older than China influence can explain."

This. They were infected with the brits "over paid/over here"*
bitterness decades ago.

*yeah, left out the other over. It's Canada.

Posted by: man at August 27, 2026 03:27 PM (XuXeR)

170 Warning, Piper. PJ Media says kale is worthless:

https://tinyurl.com/422rk9kc

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 27, 2026 03:27 PM (XvL8K)

171 So, who's the hottest chick ever to come out of Canada? Shania Twain?

Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 03:27 PM (77rzZ)

172 > Sure, canadians picked Carny just to spite the USA. Nonsense

Have you met Canadians?

Their entire national pride is centered around being not-Americans. Trump threatening to annex Canada cut them all the way to their bones. They absolutely voted for Carny as a knee jerk response.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 27, 2026 03:27 PM (mkw2N)

173 It's about trying to hurt Americans to help Democrats in the American election.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison,



The DSA has set up an office in Canada, which only makes sense if they are either coordinating illegal foreign donations, or coordinating policy with a foreign government.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 27, 2026 03:28 PM (0U5gm)

174 CT scan results in.

First Lady has diverticulosis and a kidney stone blocking the exit............

The hits just keep on coming........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 03:28 PM (ccf/V)

175 And that's how you deal with Islamic terrorists.....

Aug 27, 2026

Earlier today (Thursday), the IDF struck in the Al-Shati area in the northern Gaza Strip and eliminated the terrorist Bilal Ibrahim Saleh Raqi‘i, a commander in Hamas’ military wing’s anti-tank array.

As part of an additional strike in Khan Yunis in the southern Gaza Strip, the IDF eliminated the terrorist Azzam Rifaat Abd Abadala, an operative in Hamas’ Khan Younis Brigade.

Recently, the terrorists continued to advance terror attacks against IDF troops and Israeli civilians while also attempting to rebuild Hamas’ capabilities, all in violation of the ceasefire agreement. They were struck in order to remove the threat they posed.

Posted by: beckster at August 27, 2026 03:28 PM (kX27y)

176 Canada is like Norway, they have oil, they have Socialism, they have terrorist and they are asshoe.

Posted by: runner at August 27, 2026 03:28 PM (g47mK)

177 Renaming Lake Ontario to Lake America is sure to piss off a few people.
Posted by: Ann

To be honest, I'm not a fan of it. I don't mind the "Gulf of America" thing, because it's a substantial body of water that we have the more coastline on than Mexico, and it touches several states. But this is just the smallest of the Great Lakes that only touches New York. Maybe name it "Lake New York," but the idea of putting all of our country's name on it is kinda dumb.

But, I guess if it pisses off Canada...
Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 03:21 PM (77rzZ)

Canada's biggest lake is "Great Slave Lake"....this should be a warning about the Maple Menace looming North.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 27, 2026 03:28 PM (uhVAy)

178 Canada is a commonwealth country just like Australia and they are still heavily influenced, culturally anyway, by the UK.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 27, 2026 03:29 PM (viF8m)

179 So, who's the hottest chick ever to come out of Canada? Shania Twain?
Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 03:27 PM (77rzZ)



I was partial to AJ Cook a while back.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 03:29 PM (ccf/V)

180 171.

Colby Smulders is pretty hot in person.

Sweet lady. Was very nice to my wife when she was on her show.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 27, 2026 03:29 PM (DfgjM)

181
the first A seems to be coming lose, will the C and N come with it? I remember some rumblings that east coast areas are equally unhappy about the fecklessness of the ontario-quebec core.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 27, 2026 03:21 PM (uhVAy)

The East coast gets tons of free crap. I'd have to look it up but I think Alberta and Ontario were the big have provinces.

I believe Ontario once had a policy to have the lowest energy rates around the Great Lakes for manufacturing, Well that's long gone. And with that idiot Ford around and considering what I went through during Covid, let Ontario suffer.

I'm just here to take care of the dog and give him a happy rest of his life.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 27, 2026 03:29 PM (Sco7b)

182 First Lady has diverticulosis and a kidney stone blocking the exit............

The hits just keep on coming........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 03:28 PM (ccf/V)

I've had kidney stones... Not fun but easily remidied

Posted by: It's me donna at August 27, 2026 03:29 PM (+gK6I)

183 China wants those manufacturing factories to make Chinese EV'"

China keeps pushing Canada to mandate electrics first...

Posted by: man at August 27, 2026 03:29 PM (XuXeR)

184 I'd trust Mexican drug cartels before I'd trust the Carney government. At least you know exactly what the drug cartels are doing

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 27, 2026 03:29 PM (TbVRb)

185 Recently, the terrorists continued to advance terror attacks against IDF troops and Israeli civilians while also attempting to rebuild Hamas’ capabilities, all in violation of the ceasefire agreement. They were struck in order to remove the threat they posed.
Posted by: beckster at August 27, 2026 03:28 PM (kX27y)

oh come on IDF, admit it was for the lulz.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 27, 2026 03:29 PM (uhVAy)

186 174 CT scan results in.

First Lady has diverticulosis and a kidney stone blocking the exit............

The hits just keep on coming........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 03:28 

My prayers for all of you Sponge.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 27, 2026 03:30 PM (Sco7b)

187 So the CBC broadcasters are falling in like with Leftist Democrats like The Squad in downplaying the worst attack on American soil. Got it.

Personally, I can't wait for the upcoming Alberta vote to secede from the rest of the country and become their own nation. It is one of only two provinces that generate more tax dollars than they take, the rest are sucking down tax money like a homeless crackhead.

Canada is ripe to fall, and Trump is unwilling to continue to prop them up. No wonder why they are getting cozy with XI and the Chinese Communists. They are so much alike.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 27, 2026 03:30 PM (Uvvcx)

188 Anyone named after the junkie who operates the Tilt-a-Whirl is suspect.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 27, 2026 03:30 PM (DfgjM)

189 "Hijacking" is offensive. Henceforth it should be referred to as "temporarily borrowing control."

Posted by: Frasier Crane at August 27, 2026 03:30 PM (bNf8H)

190 The logic he seems to be selling is hilarious -- his position seems to be to align with the EU, and even join the EU.

So they spent decades trading with USA, and we run trade deficits, pay for their defense, and ask for nothing. No bullying, no regulation.

Their plan is to join EU, and have Brussels (a) demand money to send to low income EU countries, (b) demand they shut down farming, logging, and mining, and (c) make them align with EU regulations on everything from size of their banananas to how they run their borders. All while providing no defense.

It really is hard to understand.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 27, 2026 03:30 PM (X6P5n)

191 So, who's the hottest chick ever to come out of Canada? Shania Twain?"

Natasha H....what's her name. Dang.

Posted by: man at August 27, 2026 03:30 PM (XuXeR)

192
My prayers for all of you Sponge.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 27, 2026 03:30 PM (Sco7b)




We are eternally grateful.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 03:31 PM (ccf/V)

193 Oh, and who are you going to sell it to? You gonna put your electricity in silos and sell it when the market peaks?

Being that the electricity comes from hydro-electric, calling a reservoir a "silo" is fairly accurate.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 27, 2026 03:31 PM (rgGn5)

194 I'd trust Mexican drug cartels before I'd trust the Carney government. At least you know exactly what the drug cartels are doing"

Exactly so.

Posted by: man at August 27, 2026 03:31 PM (XuXeR)

195 I'm just here to take care of the dog and give him a happy rest of his life.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 27, 2026 03:29 PM (Sco7b)

yes, i was disgusted at the 'transfer payments' the west needs to send east. The regions I heard were unhappy were like New Brunswick and Nova Scotia, not anywhere close to the seats of power either.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 27, 2026 03:31 PM (uhVAy)

196 > I've had kidney stones... Not fun but easily remidied

My BiL gets them like once a month.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 27, 2026 03:32 PM (mkw2N)

197 Sicario 3: Day of the Maple

Posted by: sifty boones at August 27, 2026 03:32 PM (DfgjM)

198 Prayer up, Sponge.

Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 03:32 PM (77rzZ)

199 diverticulosis and a kidney stone blocking the exit"

Damn. Best wishes, k?

Posted by: man at August 27, 2026 03:32 PM (XuXeR)

200 Prayer up, Sponge.
Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 03:32 PM (77rzZ)



Thank you.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 03:32 PM (ccf/V)

201 >>> So, who's the hottest chick ever to come out of Canada? Shania Twain?

Posted by: Bulg

>Some might say Pam Anderson, but you can have her. After she processed 10 miles of cock, I have better options.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 27, 2026 03:32 PM (FR9Sb)

202 197 Sicario 3: Day of the Maple

Posted by: sifty boones at August 27, 2026 03:32 PM (DfgjM)

=====

I've seen a report that Sicario 3 is due to shoot soon, but details are sparse.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 03:32 PM (/PKja)

203
Canada 1941: Pearl Harbor was the scene of multiple plane crashes, and some ships sank in the Harbor.

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 27, 2026 03:33 PM (OkYzo)

204 >>Their entire national pride is centered around being not-Americans. Trump threatening to annex Canada cut them all the way to their bones. They absolutely voted for Carny as a knee jerk response.

The liberal party has been running Canada since 2015. Sure, many of them don't like Trump. They don't like us either. But the liberals have been running the place since before Trump's 1st term.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 27, 2026 03:33 PM (viF8m)

205 174 CT scan results in.

First Lady has diverticulosis and a kidney stone blocking the exit............

The hits just keep on coming........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 03:28 PM (ccf/V)

Neither is much fun. Can't say I've had kidney stones, but I have had diverticulitis, and it's painful. My thoughts and prayers to your Lady.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 27, 2026 03:33 PM (l3cgK)

206 Natasha H....what's her name. Dang.
Posted by: man

Henstridge?

Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 03:33 PM (77rzZ)

207 It really is hard to understand.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 27, 2026 03:30 PM (X6P5n)

Well the globalists are running out of places to infest.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 27, 2026 03:33 PM (uhVAy)

208
Damn. Best wishes, k?
Posted by: man at August 27, 2026 03:32 PM (XuXeR)



Very much appreciated, sir.

Back at ya.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 03:33 PM (ccf/V)

209 Lake Michigan is free of Canada.

On the other hand, the dumbass Hoosiers, and the FIP's, have a foothold.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at August 27, 2026 03:33 PM (YkczM)

210 I'd trust Mexican drug cartels before I'd trust the Carney government.
---
Carney: Trump demanded we ban French!
Canadian Broadcasting Company: Actually, that's not true.
Canadian public: Say, can we see the proposed agreement?
Carney: No, I have an urgent vacation in Italy.
US: Sure, we'll let you interview Bessant--give you all the details.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 27, 2026 03:33 PM (3cUTc)

211 203
Canada 1941: Pearl Harbor was the scene of multiple plane crashes, and some ships sank in the Harbor.

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 27, 2026 03:33 PM (OkYzo)

A mere happenstance kerfuffle...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 27, 2026 03:33 PM (l3cgK)

212 @91;Henstridge.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 27, 2026 03:33 PM (TbVRb)

213 Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 03:21 PM (77rzZ)

I am down in Florida and people adapted to Gulf of America rather quickly.

I lived in NYS until about five years ago. Not sure how quickly Lake America will be absorbed into the lexicon.

Posted by: Ann at August 27, 2026 03:34 PM (SHHm+)

214 Some might say Pam Anderson, but you can have her. After she processed 10 miles of cock, I have better options.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone

I had forgotten that she was Canadian.

Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 03:34 PM (77rzZ)

215 Natasha H....what's her name. Dang.
Posted by: man at August 27, 2026 03:30 PM (XuXeR)

Natasha Henstridge. Straight up hottie.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at August 27, 2026 03:34 PM (PSEDc)

216 152 new way to remember the lakes...

A
H
E
M
S

Or, how Trump decides to respond to little men...
Posted by: Nova Local at August 27, 2026 03:23 PM (tOcjL)

SHAME?

Posted by: m at August 27, 2026 03:35 PM (odBC9)

217 Neither is much fun. Can't say I've had kidney stones, but I have had diverticulitis, and it's painful. My thoughts and prayers to your Lady.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 27, 2026 03:33 PM (l3cgK)



Thank you. Various scans and such over the past year or so have shown stones, but either she's been passing them or they're shrinking, which I don't think is possible.

But, we'll see what the doc says about it and go from there.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 03:35 PM (ccf/V)

218
Sorry to hear Mr Sponge. Prayers sent for the Mrs.

I had a Kidney stone surgically removed 2 weeks ago. I felt so much better afterwards.

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 27, 2026 03:35 PM (OkYzo)

219 Canada already had a third York. They renamed it Toronto.

Posted by: 88C+u at August 27, 2026 03:35 PM (88C+u)

220 Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 27, 2026 03:22 PM (amcLV)

Yes, yes indeed.

Posted by: Ann at August 27, 2026 03:35 PM (SHHm+)

221 Let's just call it "Lake Eh".

Posted by: 88C+u at August 27, 2026 03:36 PM (88C+u)

222 Their plan is to join EU, and have Brussels (a) demand money to send to low income EU countries, (b) demand they shut down farming, logging, and mining, and (c) make them align with EU regulations on everything from size of their banananas to how they run their borders. All while providing no defense.
--
No, no, no--you don't understand!

They EU is going to drop all tariffs and regulations on Canadian goods because they hate Trump.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 27, 2026 03:36 PM (3cUTc)

223 160 123 109 I expect China to "help" Canada through this period of unpleasantness. We'd best think about how to deal with that aspect of things. Canada's just the middleman here.

Posted by: Martini Farmer


----------

The think about China's involvement is that they might encourage Canada as a way of harming the USA, but China also wants to harm Canada. They want both countries to collapse.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 27, 2026 03:36 PM (X6P5n)

224
But, we'll see what the doc says about it and go from there.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 03:35 PM (ccf/V)

They had to zap my kidney stone because of the size

Posted by: It's me donna at August 27, 2026 03:36 PM (+gK6I)

225
Anti-Americanism is popular because there's no downside to it. On the other hand, criticizing or mocking Islam can get you killed.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 27, 2026 03:36 PM (O0L8i)

226 162 > "elbows up"

It's a ready, defensive posture in ice hockey.

Canadians use it to mean, "We're resilient and ready for anything!!" But it's really just cope.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 27, 2026 03:25 PM (mkw2N)

Thanks!

Posted by: m at August 27, 2026 03:36 PM (odBC9)

227 Canada's internal anti Americanism is far older than China influence can explain.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 27, 2026 03:24 PM (uhVAy)
------

Canada is the ugly girl that hangs out with the hot girl and her deep jealously makes her constantly try to cock-block the hot girl at the bar.

Posted by: ballistic at August 27, 2026 03:36 PM (oqH4h)

228 222 No, no, no--you don't understand!

They EU is going to drop all tariffs and regulations on Canadian goods because they hate Trump.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 27, 2026 03:36 PM (3cUTc)

=======

EU drop tariffs?

Voluntarily?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 03:36 PM (/PKja)

229 202.

I wonder how many times President Trump's border policies have forced rewrites to the script of Sicario 3.

In the first and second, it was all doom and hopelessness and whining from Emily Blunt.

I'd really like to see some speedboats full of drugs get blown up by old Matt and Steve.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 27, 2026 03:37 PM (DfgjM)

230 Sorry to hear Mr Sponge. Prayers sent for the Mrs.

I had a Kidney stone surgically removed 2 weeks ago. I felt so much better afterwards.
Posted by: Frank Barone at August 27, 2026 03:35 PM (OkYzo)



We're hoping surgery isn't required as she's been cut on enough the last couple years.

But we'll find out soon.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 03:37 PM (ccf/V)

231 Canada is ripe to fall, and Trump is unwilling to continue to prop them up. No wonder why they are getting cozy with XI and the Chinese Communists. They are so much alike.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 27, 2026 03:30 PM (Uvvcx)

To be fair to Xi, China's huge need to sell crap to anyone with money runs into "only America has money these days" pretty quickly. Canada was a good place to launder Chinese product and they bought in.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 27, 2026 03:37 PM (uhVAy)

232 Another Abdulrahman in our midst -
------------------
Benny Johnson

@bennyjohnson
Minneapolis Police RAID Ihan Omar's Son's Apartment SEIZE Weapons and Ammo.

Police executed a search warrant Tuesday night at the apartment of Rep. Ilhan Omar’s son, Adnan Omar.

Law enforcement sources say officers recovered guns and ammunition and arrested his roommate, Abdulrahman Abdi.

The search warrant was conducted after a traffic stop for Abdulrahman after a illegal weapon was found in vehicle

Omar's son was not arrested.

Not a good look for Ilhan Omar

Posted by: beckster at August 27, 2026 03:37 PM (kX27y)

233 Okay. This is depressing and outside of my control. I can onky control my reaction to it and that reaction is to let it go and get back to work. And mockery of our retards.

Later everyone.

The burritos were great. Three left. And the Japanese tea is REALLY good.

All of you have an amazing day.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 27, 2026 03:37 PM (Sco7b)

234
They had to zap my kidney stone because of the size

Posted by: It's me donna at August 27, 2026 03:36 PM (+gK6I)



That's the route she's hoping they'll take.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 03:37 PM (ccf/V)

235 217 Neither is much fun. Can't say I've had kidney stones, but I have had diverticulitis, and it's painful. My thoughts and prayers to your Lady.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 27, 2026 03:33 PM (l3cgK)


Thank you. Various scans and such over the past year or so have shown stones, but either she's been passing them or they're shrinking, which I don't think is possible.

But, we'll see what the doc says about it and go from there.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 03:35 PM (ccf/V)

These days they can ultrasound the stones to dust that passes. The diverticulitis is not so easy to handle. She on antibiotics for it?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 27, 2026 03:38 PM (l3cgK)

236 I doubt Ford will get anywhere with cutting off electricity to the Mid-West.

From what I have read, Enbridge Line 5 is a pipeline that runs from Wisconsin through Michigan to Ontario.

It supplies around 55% of the crude oil & natural gas, 540,000 barrels daily, to Ontario.

We could ruin the rest of their year if Ford & Carney want to get cute with energy supply.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 27, 2026 03:38 PM (6ydKt)

237 Plus, I like the name "Ontario." Like most feather-Indian placenames, it's quite mellifluous.

Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 03:38 PM (77rzZ)

238 Not a good look for Ilhan Omar

Posted by: beckster at August 27, 2026 03:37 PM (kX27y

THANK YOU!

I saw that, wanted to post but got distracted,
Hilarious,

Now, later.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 27, 2026 03:38 PM (Sco7b)

239 China needs a dumping ground for the garbage that they overproduced, Canada is good for that.

Posted by: runner at August 27, 2026 03:38 PM (g47mK)

240 But, we'll see what the doc says about it and go from there.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 03:35 PM (ccf/V)

They had to zap my kidney stone because of the size
Posted by: It's me donna at August 27, 2026 03:36 PM (+gK6I)

I peed out a stone the size of my thumbnail and triangular. It was memorable.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 27, 2026 03:38 PM (uhVAy)

241 240 But, we'll see what the doc says about it and go from there.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 03:35 PM (ccf/V)

They had to zap my kidney stone because of the size
Posted by: It's me donna at August 27, 2026 03:36 PM (+gK6I)

I peed out a stone the size of my thumbnail and triangular. It was memorable.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 27, 2026 03:38 PM (uhVAy)

*ouch*

Posted by: m at August 27, 2026 03:39 PM (odBC9)

242 Plus, I like the name "Ontario." Like most feather-Indian placenames, it's quite mellifluous.
Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 03:38 PM (77rzZ)

We aren't renaming the province, you know. YET.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 27, 2026 03:39 PM (uhVAy)

243 US Army has selected 5 reactor developers to bring advanced nuclear energy to Army installations to ensure resilient and ready power.
The following companies have been selected to participate under Project Janus:

Antares Nuclear
BWXT Advanced Technologies
General Atomics Electromagnetic Systems
Radiant Industries
Westinghouse Government Services

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 27, 2026 03:39 PM (+UcOf)

244 War with Chinada would be really Bob Ross pretty.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 27, 2026 03:40 PM (DfgjM)

245 Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 03:21 PM (77rzZ)

Trump is trying to build up the brand. One that's intentionally withered away for decades. In order to rename it or name it back his enemies (or friends in the GOP) have to remove the name "America" from something and in turn look like the petty America hating assholes they are.

Posted by: ... at August 27, 2026 03:40 PM (+j84F)

246 240 But, we'll see what the doc says about it and go from there.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 03:35 PM (ccf/V)

They had to zap my kidney stone because of the size
Posted by: It's me donna at August 27, 2026 03:36 PM (+gK6I)

I peed out a stone the size of my thumbnail and triangular. It was memorable.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 27, 2026 03:38 PM (uhVAy)

could be worse. Look up kidney jackstones...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 27, 2026 03:40 PM (l3cgK)

247 The electricity has to be under long term contracts.

I imagine that if they try to just flip it off, it would result in bankruptcy and a lot of liability on their side. Very expensive.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 27, 2026 03:40 PM (X6P5n)

248 EU drop tariffs?

Voluntarily?
--
Yes.
Carney said (again) that they are going to explore the idea of looking into a committee to investigate the proposal of a trade agreement with the EU.
That means the deal is as good as done.
You would know that if you had your elbows up!

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 27, 2026 03:40 PM (3cUTc)

249 These days they can ultrasound the stones to dust that passes. The diverticulitis is not so easy to handle. She on antibiotics for it?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 27, 2026 03:38 PM (l3cgK)



That's what we're hoping. And yes, she started those on Tuesday.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 03:40 PM (ccf/V)

250
Lake America is Superior to Ontario but kind of Erie.

Algoma Steel expected to be down over 60% from pre-Trump levels, and the electric kiln stuff they produce isn't competitive for purchase outside Doug Ford's summer crack house.

They're dead, Jim.

Posted by: Auspex at August 27, 2026 03:40 PM (Y8DZL)

251 246 240 But, we'll see what the doc says about it and go from there.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 03:35 PM (ccf/V)

They had to zap my kidney stone because of the size
Posted by: It's me donna at August 27, 2026 03:36 PM (+gK6I)

I peed out a stone the size of my thumbnail and triangular. It was memorable.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 27, 2026 03:38 PM (uhVAy)

could be worse. Look up kidney jackstones...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 27, 2026 03:40 PM (l3cgK)

They're like caltrops for your ureters...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 27, 2026 03:40 PM (l3cgK)

252
Almost all of this US bashing comes from the Laurentian chatterboxes. The Quebecois, of course, hate everyone.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 27, 2026 03:41 PM (O0L8i)

253 248 EU drop tariffs?

Voluntarily?
--
Yes.
Carney said (again) that they are going to explore the idea of looking into a committee to investigate the proposal of a trade agreement with the EU.
That means the deal is as good as done.
You would know that if you had your elbows up!

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 27, 2026 03:40 PM (3cUTc)

========

"Shh...Germany. Shut up. This is hilarious."
-Sweden

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 03:41 PM (/PKja)

254 "Shh...Germany. Shut up. This is hilarious."
-Sweden
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 03:41 PM (/PKja)

The Turk's similar committee has been running for what, 20 years now?

Posted by: Oldcat at August 27, 2026 03:42 PM (uhVAy)

255 MEASH

As in grab them by the meash

Posted by: ... at August 27, 2026 03:43 PM (+j84F)

256 Why wasn't Omar's son arrested? Was he in legal possession of the firearm?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 03:44 PM (ccf/V)

257 OK, I need to go drink a large glass of water now.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 27, 2026 03:44 PM (X6P5n)

258 wow, molson for Chardenay

Posted by: pahound at August 27, 2026 03:44 PM (AjR4+)

259
Nothing says courageous, decisive leadership than looking into a committee to investigate a proposal.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 27, 2026 03:44 PM (O0L8i)

260 Lake America is Superior to Ontario but kind of Erie.

Posted by: Auspex at August 27, 2026 03:40 PM (Y8DZL)

Think you meant Huron in there.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 27, 2026 03:44 PM (uhVAy)

261 MEASH

As in grab them by the meash
Posted by: ... at August 27, 2026 03:43 PM (+j84F)



That actually sounds painful.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 03:44 PM (ccf/V)

262
The Great Lakes
from left to right

Superior
Michigan
Huron
Erie
Ontario--> America

Posted by: m at August 27, 2026 03:45 PM (odBC9)

263 Almost all of this US bashing comes from the Laurentian chatterboxes. The Quebecois, of course, hate everyone.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 27, 2026 03:41 PM (O0L8i)

We just need to salt them with some Cajun spices and a dozen little tourist traps will form.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 27, 2026 03:45 PM (uhVAy)

264 The problem for Carney is that all Canada can really export to the EU is natural gas. I suppose if Canada actually started refining their oil themselves they could export that, too.

Other than that they've got Bombardier planes, and maple syrup.

I guess they could do a lot of product assembly and transship Chinese products to the EU, like they've been doing for years shipping Chinese stuff to us.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 27, 2026 03:46 PM (6ydKt)

265 Poutine sucks too.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 03:46 PM (ccf/V)

266 252
Almost all of this US bashing comes from the Laurentian chatterboxes. The Quebecois, of course, hate everyone. are faggots.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 27, 2026 03:41 PM (O0L8i)
---

Fixed.

Posted by: ballistic at August 27, 2026 03:46 PM (oqH4h)

267 I suck at tags

Posted by: ballistic at August 27, 2026 03:46 PM (oqH4h)

268 Superior
Michigan
Huron
Erie
Ontario--> America
Posted by: m

*kicks dirt*
-- Lake Champlain

Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 03:46 PM (77rzZ)

269 Fuck Canada, eh?

Posted by: working_man at August 27, 2026 03:46 PM (yE3FR)

270 “Yes, the socialist candidate for LA mayor and current member of the LA city council is taking a victory lap for painting a crosswalk over a decrepit road full of cracks.”

-
You've got to take your wins where you can.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at August 27, 2026 03:47 PM (ndZc7)

271 269 Fuck Canada, eh?
Posted by: working_man at August 27, 2026 03:46 PM (yE3FR)

ewww

Posted by: m at August 27, 2026 03:48 PM (odBC9)

272 The Great Lakes
from left to right

Superior
Michigan
Huron
Erie
Ontario--> America

We need a new mnemonic. HOMES doesn't work anymore.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 27, 2026 03:48 PM (/OKHJ)

273 270.
New paint. The Wonder Bra of road repairs.

Posted by: sifty boones at August 27, 2026 03:48 PM (4NDfK)

274 And if Trump played nice, they'd have chosen a conservative?

Pull the other one.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at August 27, 2026 03:01 PM (N1DT3)

Wait, you have TWO of them?

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 27, 2026 03:48 PM (ybv6C)

275
Canada's economy is, basically, extractables. Oil, gas, timber, hydroelectric.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 27, 2026 03:48 PM (O0L8i)

276 “Yes, the socialist candidate for LA mayor and current member of the LA city council is taking a victory lap for painting a crosswalk over a decrepit road full of cracks.”

-
You've got to take your wins where you can.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at August 27, 2026 03:47 PM (ndZc7)

That pretty much evens the scales for burning the areas your rich contributors used to live.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 27, 2026 03:48 PM (uhVAy)

277 Know islham, no peace.

No islham, know peace.
Posted by: Mike Tython
.......

I think that's pronounced "Ithlam".

Posted by: wth at August 27, 2026 03:49 PM (UjdFS)

278 MEASH

As in grab them by the meash
Posted by: ... at August 27, 2026 03:43 PM (+j84F)



They DID get the better side of Niagara Falls.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 03:49 PM (ccf/V)

279 damn......copy/paste fail.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 03:49 PM (ccf/V)

280 Superior
Michigan
Huron
Erie
Ontario--> America
Posted by: m

Actually, not to go all Wesley Crusher on you, but Michigan and Huron are, hydrographically speaking, one lake.

Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 03:49 PM (77rzZ)

281 Looks like Trump officially renamed Lake Ontario today... LOL

Posted by: It's me donna at August 27, 2026 03:49 PM (+gK6I)

282 265 Poutine sucks too.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 03:46 PM (ccf/V)

Gravy and fries is tasty.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 27, 2026 03:49 PM (l3cgK)

283 Lets try this again.......


275
Canada's economy is, basically, extractables. Oil, gas, timber, hydroelectric.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 27, 2026 03:48 PM (O0L8i)



They DID get the better side of Niagara Falls.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 03:50 PM (ccf/V)

284 MEASH

As in grab them by the meash
Posted by: ... at August 27, 2026 03:43 PM (+j84F)


They DID get the better side of Niagara Falls.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 03:49 PM (ccf/V)

For now.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 27, 2026 03:50 PM (dK+Kv)

285 As a side note, guess where are the Haitians are going now that they lost their US Temporary Protected Status.

Montreal.

Usually Quebec is pretty excited about receiving French speaking immigrants. They aren't too enthused about this development, however.

Posted by: Orson at August 27, 2026 03:50 PM (dIske)

286 Looks like Trump officially renamed Lake Ontario today... LOL
Posted by: It's me donna at August 27, 2026 03:49 PM (+gK6I)

Lake what?

Posted by: Oldcat at August 27, 2026 03:50 PM (uhVAy)

287
Gravy and fries is tasty.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 27, 2026 03:49 PM (l3cgK)



American gravy and freedom fries, maybe.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 03:50 PM (ccf/V)

288

They're working to get that scuzzy pos Abdul elected.

Passive-aggressive twats the bunch of them.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at August 27, 2026 03:50 PM (et1vG)

289 270 “Yes, the socialist candidate for LA mayor and current member of the LA city council is taking a victory lap for painting a crosswalk over a decrepit road full of cracks.”

-
You've got to take your wins where you can.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Putting the Genie Back In the Bible at August 27, 2026 03:47 PM (ndZc7)

probably full of crack, too.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 27, 2026 03:50 PM (l3cgK)

290 Minneapolis police reportedly raided the apartment of Democratic Rep. Ilhan Omar’s son and arrested his roommate on a weapons charge.

Law enforcement sources told Alpha News, a Minnesota-based conservative outlet, that a search warrant was conducted Tuesday night, and guns and ammunition were recovered from the scene.

The Minneapolis Police Department arrested Abdulrahman Abdi, 22, who was then booked into the Hennepin County Jail on the weapons charge, Alpha News reported.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 27, 2026 03:50 PM (/OKHJ)

291 286 Looks like Trump officially renamed Lake Ontario today... LOL
Posted by: It's me donna at August 27, 2026 03:49 PM (+gK6I)

Lake what?
Posted by: Oldcat at August 27, 2026 03:50 PM (uhVAy)

; )

Posted by: m at August 27, 2026 03:51 PM (odBC9)

292 275
Canada's economy is, basically, extractables. Oil, gas, timber, hydroelectric.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 27, 2026 03:48 PM (O0L8i)

That'll be useful during the upcoming Resource Wars.

Posted by: Thrawn at August 27, 2026 03:51 PM (Z5BUl)

293
Lake what?
Posted by: Oldcat at August 27, 2026 03:50 PM (uhVAy)

Lake America

Posted by: It's me donna at August 27, 2026 03:51 PM (+gK6I)

294 >>Actually, not to go all Wesley Crusher on you, but Michigan and Huron are, hydrographically speaking, one lake.

Now do the oceans.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 27, 2026 03:51 PM (viF8m)

295 Never thought the movie Canadian Bacon would become a reality

Posted by: InZona at August 27, 2026 03:51 PM (iu0zZ)

296 Lake what?
Posted by: Oldcat at August 27, 2026 03:50 PM (uhVAy)

Lake America
Posted by: It's me donna at August 27, 2026 03:51 PM (+gK6I)



THIRD BASE!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 03:51 PM (ccf/V)

297 275
Canada's economy is, basically, extractables. Oil, gas, timber, hydroelectric.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 27, 2026 03:48 PM (O0L8i)

And they hamstring the hell out of themselves with Net Zero green rules.

Trump would be more eager if they actually wanted to extract more of those natural resources, but the Liberals apparently think they can run their economy on real estate bubbles and cheap Chinese solar panels, wind turbines, and EVs.

They've got a chance to join America in re-industrializing and they are sucking up to the EU who are also in the middle of collective suicide.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 27, 2026 03:51 PM (6ydKt)

298 45 How's the whole Greenland thing coming along? Haven't heard much about it lately.
Posted by: Bulg

We're on the way-right on schedule!

Posted by: The Merry Marching Penguin Majority at August 27, 2026 03:52 PM (JM9I6)

299 @ 282 as every jersey diner can attest...

Posted by: pahound at August 27, 2026 03:52 PM (AjR4+)

300 Oil, gas, timber, hydroelectric.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Heard on the local news yesterday that Abigail Spambooger is all upset by this dust-up with Canada because of all the stuff that Virginia sells to Canada. One of those is timber. And I'm like "What? Canada imports timber? WTF?"

Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 03:52 PM (77rzZ)

301 54 40 or fight!

We should start making that claim -- reconnect Alaska to the mainland!

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 27, 2026 03:52 PM (X6P5n)

302 I won't go to war with Canada unless one of them shoots at me, but those drunks barely have any firearms so I'm not worried.

Kill a commie for your mommy, eh?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 27, 2026 03:52 PM (FR9Sb)

303 I'd rather eat a bushel of rotten kale than poutine.

It's like the Canadians took something really good -- American fries-and-gravy -- and added fermented demonic ejaculate as a topper.

Nasty.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 27, 2026 03:53 PM (iFTx/)

304 240 I peed out a stone the size of my thumbnail and triangular. It was memorable.

i hope you have unusually small thumbs

Posted by: anachronda at August 27, 2026 03:53 PM (oY6Yp)

305 275
Canada's economy is, basically, extractables. Oil, gas, timber, hydroelectric.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 27, 2026 03:48 PM (O0L8i)
-----

I heard yesterday that the commie CIA witch that runs Virginia is upset because Canada is the largest importer of timber from Virginia.

Why the hell is Canada importing timber? Like bringing sand to the beach.

Posted by: ballistic at August 27, 2026 03:53 PM (oqH4h)

306 They've got a chance to join America in re-industrializing and they are sucking up to the EU who are also in the middle of collective suicide.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 27, 2026 03:51 PM (6ydKt)

The EU must think they don't have enough annoying French in the project.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 27, 2026 03:53 PM (uhVAy)

307 Not a good look for Ilhan Omar
Posted by: beckster at August 27, 2026 03:37 PM (kX27y)

I don't think she has any good looks, at all.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 27, 2026 03:53 PM (ybv6C)

308 It's like the Canadians took something really good -- American fries-and-gravy -- and added fermented demonic ejaculate as a topper.

Nasty.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 27, 2026 03:53 PM (iFTx/)



I'm listening......

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at August 27, 2026 03:54 PM (ccf/V)

309
"The Soo locks are now completely under our control!"

-Pierre Carney

Posted by: Auspex at August 27, 2026 03:54 PM (Y8DZL)

310
Why the hell is Canada importing timber? Like bringing sand to the beach.
Posted by: ballistic at August 27, 2026 03:53 PM (oqH4h)

_________

Just spitballing, but it might be a specific wood.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 27, 2026 03:55 PM (O0L8i)

311
Just spitballing, but it might be a specific wood.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 27, 2026 03:55 PM (O0L8i)



Hockey sticks are composite now.......

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at August 27, 2026 03:55 PM (ccf/V)

312 45 How's the whole Greenland thing coming along? Haven't heard much about it lately.
Posted by: Bulg

We're on the way-right on schedule!
Posted by: The Merry Marching Penguin Majority at August 27, 2026 03:52 PM (JM9I6)

I think the last "win" for Denmark is that we agreed we can start building bases anywhere and start looking for things to dig up, in exchange for them getting nothing.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 27, 2026 03:55 PM (uhVAy)

313 Damn.

I should just call it an early day and go to bed.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 03:56 PM (ccf/V)

314 I heard yesterday that the commie CIA witch that runs Virginia is upset because Canada is the largest importer of timber from Virginia.
Posted by: ballistic

What's called a "Win-Win" situation.

Posted by: Auspex at August 27, 2026 03:56 PM (Y8DZL)

315
The Minneapolis Police Department arrested Abdulrahman Abdi, 22, who was then booked into the Hennepin County Jail on the weapons charge, Alpha News reported.
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 27, 2026 03:50 PM (/OKHJ)
------------
Young Abdul apparently had no DL or insurance, either. That stuff's for us kafirs.

Posted by: beckster at August 27, 2026 03:56 PM (kX27y)

316 295 Never thought the movie Canadian Bacon would become a reality
Posted by: InZona at August 27, 2026 03:51 PM (iu0zZ)

That was written, produced, and directed by Michael Moore, IIRC.

Posted by: Thrawn at August 27, 2026 03:56 PM (Z5BUl)

317
I think the last "win" for Denmark is that we agreed we can start building bases anywhere and start looking for things to dig up, in exchange for them getting nothing.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 27, 2026 03:55 PM (uhVAy)



Wait till the Greenlanders learn that Denmark has been conducting experiments on them without their knowledge.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 03:56 PM (ccf/V)

318 Why the hell is Canada importing timber? Like bringing sand to the beach.
Posted by: ballistic at August 27, 2026 03:53 PM (oqH4h)

and from VA at that. Not from any of the close states that have scads of lumber.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 27, 2026 03:57 PM (uhVAy)

319 Just spitballing, but it might be a specific wood.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 27, 2026 03:55 PM (O0L8i)

Southern pine is pretty southern.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 27, 2026 03:57 PM (6ydKt)

320 Could they screw us by shutting down the St. Lawrence seaway?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 27, 2026 03:57 PM (XvL8K)

321 314 I heard yesterday that the commie CIA witch that runs Virginia is upset because Canada is the largest importer of timber from Virginia.
Posted by: ballistic

=======

I can't believe she wants to cut down more trees.

Just when we're entering a climate catastrophe and need as many trees to absorb as much CO2 as possible.

Does she want us all to burn up in a fiery climate ball?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 03:57 PM (/PKja)

322 Oil, gas, timber, hydroelectric.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Heard on the local news yesterday that Abigail Spambooger is all upset by this dust-up with Canada because of all the stuff that Virginia sells to Canada. One of those is timber. And I'm like "What? Canada imports timber? WTF?"
Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 03:52 PM (77rzZ)
______

I don't think it's so much importing raw "timber" as much as more finished wood products

Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 27, 2026 03:57 PM (iFTx/)

323 Damn.

I should just call it an early day and go to bed.
Posted by: Sponge

It would keep you from getting a hangover.

Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 03:57 PM (77rzZ)

324 Isn't Canadian oil-like "sand oil"? Which they can't figure out how to seperate?

Posted by: pahound at August 27, 2026 03:57 PM (AjR4+)

325 Why the hell is Canada importing timber? Like bringing sand to the beach.

They seem to be burning all their forests each summer.

Posted by: t-bird at August 27, 2026 03:58 PM (Cuw0G)

326
Could they screw us by shutting down the St. Lawrence seaway?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 27, 2026 03:57 PM (XvL8K)

__________

*rubs hands in anticipation*

Posted by: The Erie Canal Commission at August 27, 2026 03:58 PM (O0L8i)

327 11han Omar has a son who breaks the law. My gob is smacked.

Posted by: Sifty boones at August 27, 2026 03:58 PM (QcroH)

328 >>>Why the hell is Canada importing timber? Like bringing sand to the beach.
Posted by: ballistic at August 27, 2026 03:53 PM (oqH4h)

>Different species. maybe some regional hardwood.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 27, 2026 03:58 PM (FR9Sb)

329 Isn't Canadian oil-like "sand oil"? Which they can't figure out how to seperate?
Posted by: pahound at August 27, 2026 03:57 PM (AjR4+)



Oil sands. We're able to use it, but it's reasonably difficult and more expensive.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 03:58 PM (ccf/V)

330 Hydrographically aren't they all one?
_we are the world

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 27, 2026 03:59 PM (+UcOf)

331 324 Isn't Canadian oil-like "sand oil"? Which they can't figure out how to seperate?

Posted by: pahound at August 27, 2026 03:57 PM (AjR4+)

Tar sands.
And yes, they send it down here to us to refine.

Similar to Venezuelan oil in that it is 'dirty' oil and has to refined at special refineries that can handle it.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 27, 2026 03:59 PM (6ydKt)

332
It would keep you from getting a hangover.
Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 03:57 PM (77rzZ)



I've managed to avoid "hair of the dog" all day, but that streak might just end shortly.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 03:59 PM (ccf/V)

333 Babylon Bee Article Idea: Ron DeSantis orders the Canada portion of Disneyworld's World Showcase shut down and replaced with Poland.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 27, 2026 04:00 PM (igBwS)

334 ...and? Just works; unlike wind and solar...

Posted by: pahound at August 27, 2026 04:00 PM (AjR4+)

335 Ok not terrorism, it was war then

Posted by: Skip at August 27, 2026 04:00 PM (Ia/+0)

336 Isn't Canadian oil-like "sand oil"? Which they can't figure out how to seperate?
---
Most Canadian oil sands (tar sands) bitumen is refined in the United States, not Canada. Canadian oil sands production is sold mainly as diluted bitumen (dilbit — heavy, high-sulfur) or upgraded synthetic crude oil (SCO — lighter and easier to process). Dilbit requires complex refineries with significant coking (or equivalent residue conversion) capacity.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 27, 2026 04:00 PM (3cUTc)

337 Who gets all the bears and meese if we and Chinada get divorced?

It's always the kids who suffer in a divorce.

Posted by: Sifty boones at August 27, 2026 04:01 PM (QcroH)

338 Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 27, 2026 04:00 PM (3cUTc)

Dilbit was a great strip. RIP Scott Adams.

Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 04:02 PM (77rzZ)

339 Wow! Awesome! (seriously)

Posted by: pahound at August 27, 2026 04:02 PM (AjR4+)

340 Dilbit?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 04:02 PM (ccf/V)

341 9-11 was an Air Traffic Control SNAFU.

Posted by: Today Show at August 27, 2026 04:03 PM (m+Iyu)

342
The American portion of the seaway which includes two locks in Massena, New York, is operated and maintained by the Great Lakes St. Lawrence Seaway Development Corporation.

Joint operation.

Posted by: Auspex at August 27, 2026 04:03 PM (Y8DZL)

343 Most Canadian oil sands (tar sands) bitumen is refined in the United States, not Canada. Canadian oil sands production is sold mainly as diluted bitumen (dilbit — heavy, high-sulfur) or upgraded synthetic crude oil (SCO — lighter and easier to process). Dilbit requires complex refineries with significant coking (or equivalent residue conversion) capacity.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

We've got small oil pumps all over northern Cass Co south of KCMo that pumps what has been described as the ugliest oil ever.
Who the hell refines that?
Amoco moved out 20 years ago.

Posted by: MkY at August 27, 2026 04:03 PM (q6tQZ)

344 More brilliance from the LA leaders -

Rob Schmitt
@SchmittNYC
·
1h
Set up an entire kitchen right in front of a restaurant and steal all their business. No taxes, no regulations, no rent. Pure profit. More brilliance from the people running LA


Matthew Seedorff
@MattSeedorff
·
2h
NEW: @MayorOfLA Karen Bass’ office tells me that, at the mayor’s direction, LAPD has stopped issuing criminal citations to street vendors and is working to dismiss citations issued “in error.”

Posted by: beckster at August 27, 2026 04:03 PM (kX27y)

345 That actually sounds painful.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 03:44 PM (ccf/V)

They let you do it.

Posted by: ... at August 27, 2026 04:04 PM (+j84F)

346 344 Matthew Seedorff
@MattSeedorff
·
2h
NEW: @MayorOfLA Karen Bass’ office tells me that, at the mayor’s direction, LAPD has stopped issuing criminal citations to street vendors and is working to dismiss citations issued “in error.”

Posted by: beckster at August 27, 2026 04:03 PM (kX27y)

======

She's just a Democrat, and her literal communist past has nothing to do with her policies of the now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 04:05 PM (/PKja)

347 Street vendors in LA are a great way to launder money.

And charge 10-15% less for e. Coli.

Posted by: Sifty boones at August 27, 2026 04:06 PM (QcroH)

348 We've got small oil pumps all over northern Cass Co south of KCMo that pumps what has been described as the ugliest oil ever.
Who the hell refines that?
Amoco moved out 20 years ago.
Posted by: MkY at August 27, 2026 04:03 PM (q6tQZ)

The southern U.S. does. They’ve been refining Venezuelan heavy sour for decades.

Posted by: Cow Demon at August 27, 2026 04:06 PM (w3Mok)

349 Getting wood from Virginia? Yeah, that tracks with 2026. Sigh.

Posted by: InZona at August 27, 2026 04:07 PM (iu0zZ)

350 Just spitballing, but it might be a specific wood.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 27, 2026 03:55 PM (O0L8i)

Southern pine is pretty southern.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 27, 2026 03:57 PM (6ydKt)

Ask a Georgian if VA is "south"

Posted by: Oldcat at August 27, 2026 04:07 PM (uhVAy)

351 350.
They aint even old-timey!

Posted by: Sifty boones at August 27, 2026 04:08 PM (QcroH)

352 (ccf/V)

341 9-11 was an Air Traffic Control SNAFU.
Posted by: Today Show

Mistakes were made.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 27, 2026 04:09 PM (9U0Wy)

353 Tough call "Dodger dogs" or French Laundry?

Posted by: pahound at August 27, 2026 04:09 PM (AjR4+)

354
I joke about Republicans and their matching funds, but the Commies have a 6 to 1 match established for contributions for Bass in L.A. that comes right out of the treasury, by law.

She's bragging about it.

Posted by: Auspex at August 27, 2026 04:10 PM (Y8DZL)

355 Could they screw us by shutting down the St. Lawrence seaway?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 27, 2026 03:57 PM (XvL8K)

__________

*rubs hands in anticipation*
Posted by: The Erie Canal Commission at August 27, 2026 03:58 PM (O0L8i)

Can't wait for our other Carriers to get a nice bit of practice forcing open a seaway.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 27, 2026 04:10 PM (uhVAy)

356 Set up an entire kitchen right in front of a restaurant and steal all their business. No taxes, no regulations, no rent. Pure profit. More brilliance from the people running LA

Posted by: beckster

Not being exposed to e. Coli or Salmonella food poisoning is white privilege.

Posted by: Mayor Bass at August 27, 2026 04:10 PM (4dS7p)

357 319 Southern pine is pretty southern.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 27, 2026 03:57 PM (6ydKt)

The Southeastern Conference (SEC)

The SEC consists of 16 member institutions located in the U.S. states of
Alabama,
Arkansas,
Florida,
Georgia,
Kentucky,
Louisiana,
Mississippi,
Missouri,
Oklahoma,
South Carolina,
Tennessee and
Texas.

Posted by: m at August 27, 2026 04:10 PM (odBC9)

358 Saw President Trump changing Lake Ontario, its fine no matter what Canada is doing.

Posted by: Skip at August 27, 2026 04:11 PM (Ia/+0)

359 351 350.
They aint even old-timey!
Posted by: Sifty boones at August 27, 2026 04:08 PM (QcroH)

They's mis-kegginated!

Posted by: Hot damn, it's the Soggy Bottom Boys! at August 27, 2026 04:11 PM (TbWk/)

360 We've got refineries all over the place. And that guy in the video referred to the Gulf Coast as carcinogenic row.

refineries that process significant volumes of Canadian crude include:

BP — Whiting Refinery, Indiana
Marathon Petroleum — Detroit, Michigan; Robinson, Illinois; St. Paul Park, Minnesota; Canton, Ohio; and Lima, Ohio
Phillips 66 — Wood River, Illinois, operated through a joint venture with Cenovus
Cenovus Energy — Wood River, Illinois, and Toledo, Ohio
ExxonMobil — Joliet, Illinois
CITGO Petroleum — Lemont, Illinois
Flint Hills Resources, owned by Koch Industries — Pine Bend, Minnesota
CountryMark — Mount Vernon, Indiana
Valero Energy — especially its refinery in Lima, Ohio
HF Sinclair — refineries in the broader Midwest/Great Plains region, including Tulsa and nearby Oklahoma facilities

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 27, 2026 04:11 PM (+UcOf)

361 The Great Lakes
from left to right

Superior
Michigan
Huron
Erie
Ontario--> America

We need a new mnemonic. HOMES doesn't work anymore.
Posted by: Mark1971

Someone on the last thread suggested SHAME

Superior
Huron
America
Michigan
Erie

Posted by: Tuna at August 27, 2026 04:12 PM (lJ0H4)

362 One of these days Canada is going to need the USA vs some being so woke.

Finish the wall on the border of Mexico and build one for North Mexico. Alberta is welcome from what I read. Also the blue eyed farmer in Saskatchewan.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 27, 2026 04:13 PM (hzuYO)

363 Set up an entire kitchen right in front of a restaurant and steal all their business. No taxes, no regulations, no rent. Pure profit. More brilliance from the people running LA

Posted by: beckster

Not being exposed to e. Coli or Salmonella food poisoning is white privilege.
Posted by: Mayor Bass at August 27, 2026 04:10 PM (4dS7p)

To be fair all restaurants are already out onto the sidewalks because that was a way around the draconian COVID seating rules.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 27, 2026 04:14 PM (uhVAy)

364
Off to run errands. Later.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 27, 2026 04:14 PM (O0L8i)

365 Nood

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 27, 2026 04:15 PM (9U0Wy)

366 nood - hollywood business digest

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 27, 2026 04:15 PM (X6P5n)

367 Saw President Trump changing Lake Ontario, its fine no matter what Canada is doing.
Posted by: Skip

If he starts referring to Alberta as "North Montana", I'll vote for him a fourth time.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 27, 2026 04:15 PM (4dS7p)

368 The SEC consists of 16 member institutions located in the U.S. states of
Alabama,
Arkansas,
Florida,
Georgia,
Kentucky,
Louisiana,
Mississippi,
Missouri,
Oklahoma,
South Carolina,
Tennessee and
Texas.
Posted by: m at August 27, 2026 04:10 PM (odBC9)

In three years they will have USC, Oregon, Ohio State and Michigan.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 27, 2026 04:16 PM (uhVAy)

369 Tennessee and
Texas.
Posted by: m
----

It's T for Texas; T for Tennessee.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 27, 2026 04:18 PM (+UcOf)

370 Carney said (again) that they are going to explore the idea of looking into a committee to investigate the proposal of a trade agreement with the EU.
That means the deal is as good as done.
You would know that if you had your elbows up!
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 27, 2026 03:40 PM (3cUTc)


The rumor among the money traders is that the EU is planning to launder the seized Russian assets through Canadian banks and Carbon Credit markets, specifically the markets set up to offset the Albertan oil extraction.
To do that they need closer banking ties than they have already.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 27, 2026 04:18 PM (rbvCR)

371 Trump lyed to my black Presdent!!! What is be going too do abouts this ?

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at August 27, 2026 04:19 PM (M1WvK)

372
Wait till the Greenlanders learn that Denmark has been conducting experiments on them without their knowledge.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 03:56 PM (ccf/V)



The Danes have been dorking Greenland up the squeekhole since the Vikings first stole it from the Eskimos over a thousand years ago.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 27, 2026 04:38 PM (y9nCu)

373 Cucknadians

Posted by: UncleJefe at August 27, 2026 04:44 PM (gAuAm)

374 Given the way Canada has allowed itself to be invaded by foreigners, it's just a matter of time before they experience their own version of 9/11.

And I'm going to laugh at them as they cry and wander through the rubble, digging out bodies.

Posted by: ruralcounsel at August 27, 2026 04:51 PM (u9OdC)

375 @Ace: I am just about ready to begin treating Canada as an enemy state.

*updates nickname*

I'm ready!

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at August 27, 2026 05:18 PM (O7YUW)

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