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Exclusive Hamptons Club Cancels Restaurant Service After Illegal Immigrant Staff is Deported
ICE Deports a Record Number of Illegals Over the Summer
I saw this story cited on Instapundit, with the comment: We used to hire American teenagers for these jobs.
So, try that.I think you can afford to increase wages to hire a legal staff. And if you can't, you can't. A business that has to commit crimes to stay in business maybe isn't run competently enough, or attractive enough to customers, to stay in business.
An ultra-exclusive Hamptons yacht club catering to the wealthy and well-connected was forced to suspend its members-only restaurant service for multiple days after several of its kitchen staff were booted from the country over visa issues, The Post has learned. The swanky oceanfront Devon Yacht Club in Amagansett -- which reportedly charges around $100,000 in initiation fees -- canceled its Wednesday night dinner service after it lost its foreign cooks, according to a letter sent to members the same day.
Oh, so this is an easily solved "problem." The club claims this is just a paperwork snafu involving H2B visas (temporary, seasonal visas for supposedly necessary foreign workers) and suggests maybe the problem is with the Trump Administration's DHS. I don't know. The rest of the article talks about the "choppy waters" this club as been in for years. Deportations continue:
Food service was also canceled Thursday and is not expected to be back up and running until Friday's lunch service, the club informed its deep-pocketed members -- a group that once included Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis's parents.
Bill Melugin
@BillMelugin_ NEW: I'm told by federal source that ICE has arrested roughly 300 Haitian nationals in the state of Ohio alone in recent days, as the agency is now considering transitioning into a find & arrest approach after giving Haitians several weeks to turn themselves in to ICE offices since TPS officially ended on July 27th. I'm told to expect arrests of Haitians to begin to significantly ramp up soon as ICE starts to prioritize tracking down those who never checked in.
Bill MeluginThe leftwing media is pushing the newest op, which is that ICE has arrested a record number of illegals "without criminal records"... apart from violating the country's immigration rules, and, I'm sure, committing either identity theft to hold a job or welfare fraud to become dependents on a country they are not citizens of. First: Whether or not they have "criminal records," they are still illegal and not permitted to stay. There is no law saying "illegals may live in the US as long as they like so long as Soros DAs refuse to prosecute them for crimes." Second: Trump and Tom Homan have said over and over they would not have to go into illegal immigrant areas and arrest any illegals they find if leftwing sanctuary jurisdictions would just turn over the criminal illegal aliens they seek as their highest priority. If you just turned over the illegal criminals at the jail, this would be an easy job for ICE with no need of going into "the communities." But we're all supposed to take from this that Undocumented Criminals have a right to remain forever, so long as only some of their crimes are documented. By the way: this article admits, at the very end, that ICE has reduced "going into the communities" to make arrests and is now arresting people stopped at routine traffic stops and found to be illegal and less-invasive situations like that.
@BillMelugin_ Aug 24 BREAKING/EXCLUSIVE: DHS tells @FoxNews that ICE has quietly carried out one of its most successful operations in agency history, resulting in the arrests of 1,328 illegal aliens in just a 14-day span in the states of Virginia & Maryland. Nearly 400 of the aliens had criminal convictions or pending criminal charges, including a Salvadoran illegal alien wanted by police in Richmond, VA on a murder warrant. (Eygner Wilfredo Huezo-Moran's mugshot below). Other targets included aliens with rap sheets for attempted murder and rape, as well as convictions for sexual battery, kidnapping, robbery and DWI. The operation primarily targeted the sanctuary jurisdiction suburbs in VA & MD around Washington DC, and ICE arrested anyone in the U.S. illegally, regardless of any criminal history.
Immigration and Customs Enforcement arrested a record high of more than 800 people without criminal records a day in July on average, new federal data shows. The surge in arrests comes as the White House pushes the agency to hit a target of 2,000 per day. July is the first month in President Trump's second term when people with only civil immigration violations -- rather than pending criminal charges or convictions -- made up more than half of those arrested. An average of more than 1,580 people were arrested each day in July, also a new high for the current administration. Enforcement ramped up this summer after a drop following public backlash to the Department of Homeland Security's operation in Minneapolis, a funding standoff and a shake-up in DHS leadership. But, as has been the case with ICE's previous big city crackdowns, rising arrest totals come with spikes in community arrests of people without criminal records. Administration officials have repeatedly claimed that their enforcement efforts are focused on "the worst of the worst" and often tout arrests of immigrants with violent criminal convictions. Those with convictions for violent crimes as defined by the Justice Department's Bureau of Justice Statistics make up about 6% of all those booked into ICE detention under the current administration, and about 4% of those taken into custody in July, the data show.So 1, this data comes from a leftwing Open Borders group, and 2, deliberately excludes foreign criminal records or open arrest warrants.
"ICE enforces the law as written. What makes someone a target for immigration enforcement is whether or not they are illegally in the U.S.-- full stop," a DHS spokesperson said in a statement to CBS News. "Many of the individuals that are counted as 'non-criminals' are actually terrorists, human rights abusers, gangsters and more; they just don't have a rap sheet in the U.S." The data, obtained from ICE by the Deportation Data Project run by the University of California, Berkeley and UCLA, does not provide information about immigrants' alleged crimes in other countries. CBS News asked DHS to provide that data.
"Claims," you see. They're liars, CBS "News" wants you to know.
White House border czar Tom Homan has said that sanctuary policies that prevent local law enforcement from turning over people held in jails and prisons to ICE force them to "flood the zone" and deploy more resources to such cities to find and arrest their targets and anyone else they encounter living in the U.S. illegally. Homeland Security Secretary Markwayne Mullin has made similar claims.
But June and July data suggests that ICE agents making arrests in communities are not focusing their efforts solely on areas the administration deems to be sanctuary jurisdictions. Those cities and states saw a 27% increase in street arrests during those months compared to the previous six, compared with a 50% increase everywhere else, CBS News' analysis of the data found.Wow, what an important bit of news: ICE is able to arrest more illegals in areas where the police cooperate with them. Here's the very, very late admission that ICE has reduced the controversial program of making mass arrests in sanctuary zones:
... The uptick in arrests has been without highly publicized city-focused crackdowns, with agents instead turning to traffic stops, airport arrests and arrests at immigration check-ins. The killing of two immigrants by federal agents in Maine and Texas during attempted traffic stops reignited outcry.
BREAKING/EXCLUSIVE: DHS tells @FoxNews that ICE has quietly carried out one of its most successful operations in agency history, resulting in the arrests of 1,328 illegal aliens in just a 14-day span in the states of Virginia & Maryland. Nearly 400 of the aliens had criminal… pic.twitter.com/ZCcWuAxxZS
— Bill Melugin (@BillMelugin_) August 24, 2026
This media-driven notion that enforcing immigration laws against a foreigner who doesn’t have a criminal record is somehow unusual is ridiculous.
— Ron DeSantis (@RonDeSantis) August 27, 2026
If foreigners can come illegally and not face repercussions absent a separate criminal conviction then we have a de facto open… pic.twitter.com/jKQDtB4cH9
Deb Haaland, the Democratic nominee for governor of New Mexico, says ICE “terrorized” the community after arresting a “father”.@AliBradleyTV reports DHS ID’d the “father” as illegal alien Edgar Chacon-Miranda, who has a rap sheet for criminal sexual penetration, child abuse,… https://t.co/GwqjLJeTPq
— Bill Melugin (@BillMelugin_) August 26, 2026
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 12:34 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 27, 2026 12:34 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 27, 2026 12:34 PM (9iRTe)
Posted by: Nazdar at August 27, 2026 12:34 PM (NcvvS)
We were afraid the crows came back with a vengence and were pecking your eyes out.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 12:34 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 12:34 PM (/PKja)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 27, 2026 12:35 PM (3cUTc)
Posted by: Barack H. Soetoro at August 27, 2026 12:35 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 27, 2026 12:36 PM (PGK1w)
Posted by: t-bird at August 27, 2026 12:36 PM (rxwdW)
ICE Deports a Record Number of Illegals Over the Summer
Why aren't they subject to hefty fines due to their violating federal law?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 12:36 PM (ccf/V)
Oh, whomever might we find to prepare our vittles?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 27, 2026 12:36 PM (trSL4)
Posted by: Archimedes at August 27, 2026 12:36 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 27, 2026 12:36 PM (ExV1e)
Also the left: We can't deport the illegals, they all work and who will do the jobs they are doing right now?
Also, also the left: Seriously I can't pay an American to watch my kids/mow my lawn/fix my house. I only make $150K a year so I am poor!
Also, also, also the left: Obviously if we check citizenship status as part of welfare millions will starve to death because, uh, nevermind why.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 27, 2026 12:37 PM (sKqQm)
Ohio could also sell tags...
Posted by: t-bird at August 27, 2026 12:37 PM (rxwdW)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 27, 2026 12:37 PM (4KUe5)
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Every single TPS holder who now no longer holds TPS has been informed that they are eligible for deportation. They've all lost their jobs, some are fleeing (reports of them going to Canada, HA!), and there are reports of deportations for them specifically.
Remember, deportation is not a criminal remedy. It is the civil remedy to the civil crime of being present in the United States illegally.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 12:37 PM (/PKja)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 27, 2026 12:37 PM (CWTWj)
I believe you. I also believe you NEVER stay silent.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 27, 2026 12:37 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 27, 2026 12:37 PM (0U5gm)
I remember when the government entrapped Randy Weaver over a minor violation and showed up at his house and shot his dog, his son, and his wife and the FNM/left told me that if you didn't want to get shot you shouldn't break the law.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 27, 2026 12:38 PM (sKqQm)
Sure, they didn't KNOW they were all illegals, but screw logic.
I just want these people miserable.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 27, 2026 12:38 PM (Sco7b)
alas, no. Just got a late start and then half-wrote several posts without finishing any of them.
Posted by: ace at August 27, 2026 12:38 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: t-bird at August 27, 2026 12:36 PM (rxwdW)
T. Coddington Van Voorhees
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 27, 2026 12:38 PM (/OKHJ)
Those Haitians could be living in the shadows. In a constant state of fear that "the man" could come and take them away at any moment.
I'm pretty unbothered by that.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 27, 2026 12:39 PM (ExV1e)
alas, no. Just got a late start and then half-wrote several posts without finishing any of them.
Posted by: ace at August 27, 2026 12:38 PM (1wjle)
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That's what she said.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 12:39 PM (/PKja)
Posted by: t-bird at August 27, 2026 12:36 PM
#Metoo
Posted by: Susan Olivia Cuthbertson Kline at August 27, 2026 12:39 PM (9iRTe)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 27, 2026 12:39 PM (wtvvX)
Ditto. It sucks. But it teaches you a valuable lesson; what you DON'T want to do for rest of your life. It...motivates one.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 27, 2026 12:39 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Nazdar at August 27, 2026 12:39 PM (NcvvS)
Gee. Don't provide any details into THAT tidbit or anything.
You really don't hate the media enough. They truly ARE the enemy of the people.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 12:39 PM (ccf/V)
They need to be sent back to their own Communities.. This is not their Country
Posted by: It's me donna at August 27, 2026 12:40 PM (+gK6I)
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 27, 2026 12:40 PM (2Ez/1)
Maybe the middle class has made so much money that they can give their kids all the tech toys they want, so their kids just play games and text each other all day (or whatever they do now, instead of text). Too many spoiled kids? And too much victimology?
Posted by: illiniwek at August 27, 2026 12:40 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 27, 2026 12:40 PM (Cqx++)
And we need to treat our current "undocumented workers" like we treated Japanese "undocumented workers" in 1942
Posted by: 18-1 at August 27, 2026 12:40 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 27, 2026 12:39 PM (wtvvX)
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There's nothing illegal about deporting someone who is present in the United States illegally. It is a civil crime with the civil remedy of deportation.
Sending someone home is not irreparable harm.
The left just wants it to be illegal to legally enforce laws passed by Congress against people they don't want them enforced against.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 12:40 PM (/PKja)
I hope there's an unspoken 'yet' at the end of that statement.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 27, 2026 12:40 PM (ExV1e)
"criminal record" as defined by the media in these reports are only those arrested AND convicted of a major crime in the United States.
It excludes misdemeanors, those arrested for felonies, those currently under indictment for felonies, and--most importantly--those who have extensive criminal records in their home country.
Thus, an illegal convicted of murder in his home country, will be counted as having "no criminal record" by the US media.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 27, 2026 12:40 PM (3cUTc)
but all the clubs and stuff around here - all the places I used to work at or my brothers did - hired adult illegals instead
even the grocers! even the local butcher shop!
there was NOTHING
no caddying no back of house no sweeping-up the stupid butcher ...
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 27, 2026 12:41 PM (j+aD2)
Posted by: nckate at August 27, 2026 12:41 PM (enNUy)
Gee. Don't provide any details into THAT tidbit or anything.
You really don't hate the media enough. They truly ARE the enemy of the people.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 12:39 PM (ccf/V)
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I remember those!
Jesse Kelly and Cernovich told me that they led to all deportation efforts ending instantly.
Which was weird because deportation efforts had already come to a halt with the deaths of Goode and Pretti months before.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 12:41 PM (/PKja)
It had and has no powers to make someone take a gene therapy because there is a new flu.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 27, 2026 12:41 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Holland March, founder, the Nice Guys Detective Agency at August 27, 2026 12:41 PM (1wjle)
The blue cities and states have perfected not charging illegal alien criminals specifically to make the “no crimes record “ claim true. Soros DA releasing/not charging should never mean”A-OK to stay!!”
Good for Trump and Mullins for taking the voter mandate for deporting ALL ILLEGAL ALIENS seriously.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 27, 2026 12:41 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2026 12:41 PM (1z8ji)
So, having sent Wesley an IM to do the math and sidestep the numeriphobia rampant amongst Commentators on this Blog, approximately 29% of the undocumented immigrants had criminal records?
Shocked, I am! The (D)emocrats have assured us, repeatedly, that this is not the case.
Of course, since all 1,328 are here illegally, the answer to the percentage of criminality in the statistical sample is really 100%.
Thank you for your assistance, Mr. Crusher!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 27, 2026 12:41 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 27, 2026 12:37 PM (4KUe5)
It's a rich area. Their teens don't work.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 12:41 PM (ccf/V)
Ditto. It sucks. But it teaches you a valuable lesson; what you DON'T want to do for rest of your life. It...motivates one.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 27, 2026 12:39 PM (Riz8t)
When My son was in HS he worked part time in a steak house as a busboy...
Posted by: It's me donna at August 27, 2026 12:41 PM (+gK6I)
So ... good luck!
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 27, 2026 12:41 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 27, 2026 12:41 PM (/OKHJ)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 27, 2026 12:41 PM (geWO5)
This never happened on Gilligan's Island!
Posted by: Thurston J. Howell III at August 27, 2026 12:41 PM (wtvvX)
We used to hire American teenagers for these jobs.
Not Margaret's little snowflake! Working as a waitress would prevent her from getting into Harvard, and spending spring break in The Hamptons.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 27, 2026 12:42 PM (y9nCu)
Posted by: nckate at August 27, 2026 12:41 PM (enNUy)
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He's crazy.
He's talking about how Trump wants him killed and how that all the numbers under Mullin are fake but Noem's numbers were better.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 12:42 PM (/PKja)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 27, 2026 12:37 PM (4KUe5)
My Grandson worked over the summer in an ice cream parlor.. At least the work was cool.. Literally...
Posted by: It's me donna at August 27, 2026 12:42 PM (+gK6I)
well they tried
they tried and tried
but Jose had all the jobs
and now, maybe it would be nice to work in the ski resort? but no. foreign nationals there too
and no I don't think that much money is even saved over having high school or college kids doing the jobs
and the daughter could work bc they want cute girls visible! the boys (not being girls) had a rough time. they finally found stuff but it was incredibly tough
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 27, 2026 12:43 PM (j+aD2)
Ditto. It sucks. But it teaches you a valuable lesson; what you DON'T want to do for rest of your life. It...motivates one.
Posted by: Archimedes
My first summer job at 13 was running a commercial dishwasher. I got two things out of it: My hands are permanently desensitized to hot water, and I made up my mind about pursuing a college degree early.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 27, 2026 12:43 PM (0U5gm)
Governor Hochul’s Letter to Secretary of Homeland Security: Terminating Temporary Protected Status for Hundreds of Thousands of Immigrants is a Reckless and Inhumane Act
I am writing to follow up on a conversation I had with President Trump, and to reiterate my strong opposition to the termination of protections for hundreds of thousands of immigrants under Temporary Protected Status (TPS).
"The callousness of abruptly ending TPS for legally-present individuals including the recent termination for Haitians and the forthcoming termination for Salvadorians will force New York State and local governments to sever the employment of hundreds of essential employees as soon as next week, putting their livelihoods – and potentially their safety – at risk."
"For generations, New York has welcomed those fleeing disasters or persecution and seeking a better future. Through our Office for New Americans, my administration has supported thousands of New Yorkers with TPS application assistance and legal representation. New York remains committed to supporting TPS recipients and will continue to do everything in our power to prevent harm to the immigrant community."
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 27, 2026 12:43 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: SMOD at August 27, 2026 12:43 PM (RHGPo)
He's talking about how Trump wants him killed and how that all the numbers under Mullin are fake but Noem's numbers were better.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 12:42 PM (/PKja)
He gave an interview to Tucker... Nuff' said
Posted by: It's me donna at August 27, 2026 12:43 PM (+gK6I)
A) Trump never said that
B) You constantly claimed the illegals were all non-violent and otherwise law abiding
C) You'd defended convicted child rapists and tried to stop Trump from deporting them
Posted by: 18-1 at August 27, 2026 12:43 PM (sKqQm)
SMH…. I also went to Basic Training at Fort Jackson! A few years before you
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 27, 2026 12:35 PM (geWO5)
Willowed because I’m weirdly concerned SMH know we did basic at the same place… though your service much more impressive than mine
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 27, 2026 12:43 PM (geWO5)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 27, 2026 12:39 PM (wtvvX)
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There's nothing illegal about deporting someone who is present in the United States illegally. It is a civil crime with the civil remedy of deportation.
Sending someone home is not irreparable harm.
The left just wants it to be illegal to legally enforce laws passed by Congress against people they don't want them enforced against.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 12:40 PM (/PKja)
Just pointing out the hypocrisy inherent in left-think...
Posted by: Thurston J. Howell III at August 27, 2026 12:44 PM (wtvvX)
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Thank God! The puppies and kittens are safe at last!
Posted by: Martin Tell at August 27, 2026 12:44 PM (sFNX2)
Target Sheldon Whorehouse's Whites Only Country Club. Ha!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 27, 2026 12:44 PM (x0n13)
2021:
"Senator Sheldon Whitehouse, D-R.I., defended his family's membership in a private Rhode Island beach club that's allegedly all-white on Monday..."
Posted by: The Wayback Machine at August 27, 2026 12:44 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 27, 2026 12:44 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: SMOD at August 27, 2026 12:44 PM (RHGPo)
But I moved up to waiter, then head waiter, and then to a better, more expensive restaurant.
It was 90% teenagers and some early-20s working those jobs back then.
Now I'm sure it's all illegals.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 27, 2026 12:44 PM (iFTx/)
A) Trump never said that
B) You constantly claimed the illegals were all non-violent and otherwise law abiding
C) You'd defended convicted child rapists and tried to stop Trump from deporting them
Posted by: 18-1 at August 27, 2026 12:43 PM (sKqQm)
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Trump did explicitly promise, more than once, that he would lead the largest mass deportation operation in American history.
It's already 4 times larger than Operation Wetback, and that's acting like Operation Wetback wasn't a giant scam that was effectively DACA 0.8 beta.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 12:45 PM (/PKja)
being violent is bullshit. If you are here without permission, by definition you are a criminal!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 27, 2026 12:45 PM (x0n13)
Your package should be delivered this morning.
Your package has been detained by ICE.
http://tiny.cc/off9101
http://tiny.cc/qff9101
Posted by: bonhomme at August 27, 2026 12:45 PM (mkw2N)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 27, 2026 12:45 PM (geWO5)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2026 12:41 PM (1z8ji)
and is a liar.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 12:45 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 27, 2026 12:41 PM
Where, exactly, is this?
Asking for some friends.
Posted by: Penguins of the World at August 27, 2026 12:45 PM (0sNs1)
Attempted trafficking stops, when you get down to it.
Posted by: t-bird at August 27, 2026 12:45 PM (rxwdW)
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Sure! This cub can afford the new $100K H1-B fees. If they really love/need illegals that much
Posted by: Martin Tell at August 27, 2026 12:45 PM (sFNX2)
Peter, what's happening. I hear you've been having some issues with your TPS reports. Didn't you get the memo?
Posted by: Bill Lumbergh at August 27, 2026 12:46 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 12:34 PM (/PKja)
https://youtu.be/lpHQd3CAROA
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 27, 2026 12:46 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 27, 2026 12:42 PM (+gK6I)
Young Barry Soetoro worked at a Baskin & Robbins.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2026 12:46 PM (1z8ji)
Posted by: Archimedes at August 27, 2026 12:39 PM (Riz8t
And gives you work experience so that you don't graduate from college without ever having worked a day in your life, but still expecting six figure starting salaries.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at August 27, 2026 12:46 PM (Bcu8Z)
But 99.9% of the time, bus boys, dishwashers, almost any role in fast food. It's all hispanics.
In like the 80's, almost every McDonalds it was teenagers except for like a manager.
Posted by: Sharpie at August 27, 2026 12:47 PM (lZt7i)
Posted by: Dr. Beeper at August 27, 2026 12:47 PM (JM9I6)
@gowers_sco41306 1h
No cooks can afford to live there.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 27, 2026 12:47 PM (diia5)
Posted by: Elaine "Nip" Benes at August 27, 2026 12:47 PM (1wjle)
@gowers_sco41306 1h
No cooks can afford to live there.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 27, 2026 12:47 PM (diia5)
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But the illegals can?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 12:47 PM (/PKja)
Posted by: Thurston J. Howell III at August 27, 2026 12:44 PM (wtvvX)
Here's the thing, though: There IS no hypocrisy.
Their values and decision making are predicated - ENTIRELY - on seizing and retaining power. That's it. There are no other factors.
EVERYTHING they do/say/believe is in pursuit of that single goal. They are entirely consistent in all things at all times.
Don't make the mistake of assigning your values to leftists while deciding how to deal with them.
They have only one value. They seek only power.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at August 27, 2026 12:47 PM (PGK1w)
These swells and their predilection for seeking out the marginal and cheaper options for labor really piss me off.
Our scout troop would assist with annual roadside cleanups in a posh neighborhood in northern Delaware. While we worked, all the swells would zoom by in their high value vehicles as we preened their byways.
One time, after an entitled brat left her house to claim an arrow that one of our scouts had found in the roadside underbrush, and did so rudely, I had had enough. We were not going to do such scut work for them again -- clean up your own messes, a-holes.
I committed our unit to a stretch of road that ran up to our meeting place through Adopt-A-Highway. We would be cleaning up our own neighborhood. We would get public recognition for our deeds
In the form of roadside signs that marked out our stretch of road. This has been on our service calendar for two sweeps per year for a decade now. Wd traded up
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 27, 2026 12:47 PM (trSL4)
I had exactly that job in HS. I couldn't wait to be a waiter - those guys made the BIG bucks.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 27, 2026 12:48 PM (Riz8t)
I am certain that those “non criminals” who have been here for years, even decades, have done many of these things to hide among us.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 27, 2026 12:48 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 27, 2026 12:48 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Sharpie at August 27, 2026 12:47 PM (lZt7i)
Our local McDonalds are all Hispanic.. In and Out burger on the other hand is not..
Posted by: It's me donna at August 27, 2026 12:48 PM (+gK6I)
My leftist county and local rag are up in arms , not literally, over the ICE raids. On Facebook if the slightest support is raised shrieking leftist white women , soy boys and activists descend on you like locust . The usual "Nazi", "fascist" no empathy etc..
Quite pathetic
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 27, 2026 12:49 PM (TbVRb)
That generation kind of passed, and the next iteration was a lot of Eastern European kids. Couldn't say what it's like now, but I doubt things have gone back to the way they used to be.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at August 27, 2026 12:49 PM (QaH55)
You cant legally work here without a SS# and you can't get one of those if youre here illegaly. So someone's number is being stolen.
IRS starts garnishing paychecks and watch an exodus out of here.
Illegals used to mainly work under the table for cash but that's long gone now.
Posted by: Sharpie at August 27, 2026 12:49 PM (lZt7i)
July 2
Many of the migrant laborers who maintain the scenery of the Hamptons cannot afford to live there. Encampments have become the home of a work force that is simultaneously essential and overlooked. The difficult life and lonely death of Francisco Camey reveal the human cost behind the manicured landscape.
Where the Billionaires Summer...
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 27, 2026 12:49 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at August 27, 2026 12:49 PM (nJ/vH)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 27, 2026 12:45 PM
Careful. Sponge has gotten a little touchy about the cup sizes.
Posted by: F. Costanza at August 27, 2026 12:49 PM (2Ez/1)
Period.
They're breaking the law by being here. I have no sads for them.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 12:49 PM (ccf/V)
Sending someone home is not irreparable harm.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 12:40 PM (/PKja)
Plus, it deprives the home country of all the benefits of these rocket scientists and economic powerhouses that live in the US illegally. We shouldn't be sabotaging these countries by taking their best and brightest.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 27, 2026 12:49 PM (y9nCu)
These were really good jobs and I knew a few kids making more than their parents, with good health plans and salary.
When I moved out of the area it was replaced with H1bs and illegals for the facilities and manual jobs (like their food services.)
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 27, 2026 12:49 PM (X6P5n)
Posted by: bonhomme at August 27, 2026 12:49 PM (mkw2N)
My leftist county and local rag are up in arms , not literally, over the ICE raids. On Facebook if the slightest support is raised shrieking leftist white women , soy boys and activists descend on you like locust . The usual "Nazi", "fascist" no empathy etc..
Quite pathetic
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 27, 2026 12:49 PM (TbVRb)
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"You're right. I am a Nazi. Trump is a Nazi. Camps are coming. My license to kill undesirables is in the mail."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 12:50 PM (/PKja)
Police sources and local officials indicated the event followed an altercation or fight near a bar or in the vicinity of the station. Witnesses reported the suspect returning in his vehicle and deliberately driving into the crowd. The victims were sitting on a bench at a bus stop when the car “came from the other side at full speed and ran over everyone.”
The perpetrator has since been identified by the BBC and several outlets as a 26 year-old man born in Russia.
... drunk Russian
Posted by: SMOD at August 27, 2026 12:50 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 27, 2026 12:50 PM (gm9Sb)
@DebHaalandNM
I will not stay silent while ICE terrorizes our communities.
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"The victims of immigrant crimes, fraud, rape, and murder however should be silent," she explained.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 27, 2026 12:50 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: It's me donna
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Same.
Chick Fil A and In n Out, they do have teenager types. Because they have a Christian vibe. But they are the exception.
And they are always WAY more well run than say a McDonalds or a Burker King, etc.
Posted by: Sharpie at August 27, 2026 12:51 PM (lZt7i)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 27, 2026 12:51 PM (4KUe5)
they and all their friends had jobs during high school
normal jobs
it was just hell to FIND them. I had to pull strings! for bus boy and food runner! insanity
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 27, 2026 12:51 PM (j+aD2)
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One summer, I life guarded at Belle Meade, THE elite country club in Nashville. It may have been the best job I had in my life. Pay was not bad - best in the city for life guard jobs. Kids were super polite and there were not many of them. Free (good) food, all my swim suits and warmups were supplied. I could use the clay tennis courts anytime I wanted, although golf course use was frowned upon.
Posted by: Martin Tell at August 27, 2026 12:51 PM (sFNX2)
No cooks can afford to live there.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 27, 2026 12:47 PM (diia5)
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But the illegals can?
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More and more, the left keeps inching closer to "yes, they are slaves and we can't do without them."
Some duffus was on X about how no whites would pick strawberries in 105 degree heat.
Sick burn, dude.
Well, technically, no one will.
Ain't no strawberries growing in 105 degree heat; it's a cool-weather crop.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 27, 2026 12:51 PM (3cUTc)
I had farming, construction, and manufacturing summer jobs. Valuable, valuable experience of things you would never want to do when you were older, but absolutely the right places to start in those sectors.
Posted by: t-bird at August 27, 2026 12:51 PM (rxwdW)
Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at August 27, 2026 12:51 PM (0sNs1)
The killing of two immigrants by federal agents in Maine and Texas during attempted traffic stops reignited outcry.
_________
With HM being away, the local news scarcely intrudes, but at least in Houston I no longer see stories about this.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 27, 2026 12:51 PM (O0L8i)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 27, 2026 12:49 PM (y9nCu)
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Uganda needs more diversity with Hispanic gangbangers, Indian scammers, Somali learing center administrators, and Arab terrorists to achieve true greatness.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 12:51 PM (/PKja)
Careful. Sponge has gotten a little touchy about the cup sizes.
Posted by: F. Costanza at August 27, 2026 12:49 PM (2Ez/1)
I love boobs. It's the joke that's f*cking retarded.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 12:52 PM (ccf/V)
"Nothing will happen guy" has some 'splaining to do about what's happening.
Posted by: Auspex at August 27, 2026 12:52 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 27, 2026 12:48 PM (iFTx/)
Probably makes the cruise line bilge deck berthing furnished to their SE Asian workers look like luxury cabins.
Posted by: Oh they're just help dear. Barely human. at August 27, 2026 12:52 PM (TbWk/)
Some duffus was on X about how no whites would pick strawberries in 105 degree heat.
Sick burn, dude.
Well, technically, no one will.
Ain't no strawberries growing in 105 degree heat; it's a cool-weather crop.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 27, 2026 12:51 PM (3cUTc)
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Also, strawberry harvesters have been a thing for a long time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 12:53 PM (/PKja)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 27, 2026 12:53 PM (RIvkX)
A seasonal visa "snafu" ... with a week left to go in the season? This isn't May. It's almost September. The season is almost over.
This wasn't a "snafu." This was deliberate hiring of known illegals for the entire summer.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 27, 2026 12:53 PM (iFTx/)
They provide “intangible” benefits, I’m told, in language and food.
They are a huge economic benefit to the USA, they say. Benefit to whom, exactly?
They also say isn’t it great they are “helping to shore up social security” by having payroll deductions but aren’t eligible for payments. Imagine that! Exploitation.
But they are steadfast in their belief that the only reason anyone could protest millions of illegals is racism and hatred of “brown people”. The only reason. There are no downsides to open borders.
The mind of a leftist is a terrible thing
Posted by: True Story at August 27, 2026 12:53 PM (aRf29)
Posted by: I was at the dentist at August 27, 2026 12:54 PM (2Ez/1)
... drunk Russian
Posted by: SMOD at August 27, 2026 12:50 PM (RHGPo)
Does not rule out musloid.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2026 12:54 PM (1z8ji)
@gowers_sco41306 1h
No cooks can afford to live there.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 27, 2026 12:47 PM (diia5)
Why don't liberal establishments pay a living wage?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 27, 2026 12:54 PM (ExV1e)
2092994654811680915
"@derzum_
An NYT report shows that ICE arrests have surged to highs not seen before. The DHS is going after all illegals more than ever, including overstays, asylees and terminated TPS.
“Immigration arrests are near all-time highs in almost every state”, and removals have risen with them."
https://x.com/derzum_/status/
2092957725508473339
"@derzum_
Contrary to these claims, the Trump admin has pushed immigration enforcement to new highs.
Every single month so far since Mullin's confirmation has had record removal flights, and ICE arrests have soared as "People with No Criminal Record are Increasingly Targeted", alarms NYT."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 12:54 PM (/PKja)
Peter Cullen, the voice behind Optimus Prime in the Transformers franchise, has died at the age of 85. His agent confirmed the news, and his family said he passed away peacefully at his Los Angeles home surrounded by loved ones.
Cullen voiced the Autobot leader in the original 1980s animated series and reprised the role in the live action films starting in 2007. He also brought Eeyore to life in Winnie the Pooh and voiced Monterey Jack in Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers.
His family shared a line he lived by, asking fans to honor his memory by "leading others with compassion, integrity and loyalty" and to always remember to "be strong enough to be gentle."
RIP 🕊️
Posted by: rickb223 at August 27, 2026 12:54 PM (g9NYF)
normal jobs
it was just hell to FIND them. I had to pull strings! for bus boy and food runner! insanity
Posted by: Black Orchid
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I'm not trying to justify it, but on a "hard" job, if you're a business owner, who do you think is going to take a job like that more seriously. Upper middle class 16 year old that is working for "fun money", can only work part time, and will quit at the drop of a hat or a 30 year old hispanic that actually needs the paycheck and this is their career?
Posted by: Sharpie at August 27, 2026 12:54 PM (lZt7i)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 27, 2026 12:55 PM (+gK6I)
Posted by: F. Costanza at August 27, 2026 12:49 PM
I thought Bulg was now our resident cup size quality inspector?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 27, 2026 12:55 PM (0sNs1)
From 14 - 19 I took every single job I could get. Almost ALL of them were awful.
And every single one of them taught me invaluable lessons and paid me money.
Money I invested and to this day still benefit from.
Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2026 12:55 PM (Shi2G)
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"The economy was great under Biden because GDP went up. Why didn't the people believe that the economy was great? GDP went up. It was Fox News that convinced them otherwise!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 12:56 PM (/PKja)
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 27, 2026 12:56 PM (iFTx/)
I just can't see that happening. She would eat them alive and pick her teeth with their bones.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 27, 2026 12:56 PM (Riz8t)
Aww. I can still hear, "Autobots...roll out" in my head in his voice.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 27, 2026 12:56 PM (mkw2N)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2026 12:41 PM (1z8ji)
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Deb Haaland
She used to be your Interior Secretary
A New Mexico 4
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 27, 2026 12:56 PM (RIvkX)
When I bartended at a swanky country club decades ago, the kitchen staff was mostly high school kids. Bar tenders had to be 21+
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 27, 2026 12:56 PM (2Cry5)
Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at August 27, 2026 12:56 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at August 27, 2026 12:57 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
I'm waiting for the extrapolation from Magic Dirt Theory that says 'illegals just hover in the air at night and don't need to pay rent.'
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 27, 2026 12:57 PM (diia5)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 12:52 PM
One man's joke retardation is another man's first love.
"It's just the way it is."
-- Clint Eastwood
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 27, 2026 12:57 PM (0sNs1)
Trump’s mass deportation campaign increasingly targets legal immigration pathways to boost arrests and removals
ICE, and the right wingers who joined, are a bunch of pussies who never intended to put themselves in danger to arrest the violent criminals they like to talk about. They do like harassing and assaulting the nonviolent people though.
ICE is illegally arresting legal immigrants to intimidate and frighten every one with its power to ignore the law
It's almost like Faux News, who kept claiming that tens, if not hundreds, of millions of "illegals" were violent criminals, was full of shit.
They're focusing on conservative cities instead of liberal ones. Thats why it isn't in the news as much. This is devastating the floridian Cuban communities...Republicans are gona lose Cubans with this and maybe we'll get a blue Florida one day.
We’ve deported thousands, doge ‘cut government spending,’ "billions" in tariff revenue and shit is still expensive as hell and wages are low. Hopefully people will wake up.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 27, 2026 12:58 PM (t19vo)
except those guys quit constantly
so my one worked at a specific (very nice) restaurant thru HS and summers in college
got up to server, very nice! BUT
sometimes the illegales in the back just didn't show, en masse, or enough that he would end up washing the dishes
this happened on the regular!
so whatever, your point is valid but in reality there are huge downsides
it just gets to the point where you CAN'T put an anglo back there. no one can talk to them
Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 27, 2026 12:58 PM (j+aD2)
Dad is ok. Looks like he might have had another minor stroke and apparently was suffering an infection due to diverticulitis.
Long night in the ER. But he is home and doing as well as can be expected.
Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2026 12:58 PM (Shi2G)
But ABC's The View wants outgoing White House press secretary to join the panel show, two sources tell the Daily Mail.
It's behind a paywall, so that's all I can see.
https://www.dailymail.com/news/
article-16084293/karoline-leavitt-
view-abc-trump.html
Posted by: No Name Today at August 27, 2026 12:58 PM (8mulE)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 12:54 PM (/PKja)
Wrong.. Illegal entry into the Country: crime .False SSN :crime .Use of welfare services :crime .
Posted by: It's me donna at August 27, 2026 12:58 PM (+gK6I)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 12:58 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 27, 2026 12:59 PM (TbVRb)
Best teen job: paperboy!
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 27, 2026 12:59 PM (geWO5)
Here in UMC NoVa, our subdivision's pool is staffed entirely by Eastern European kids, roughly college age. It is definitely still a thing.
I can only imagine what they think of the kids from my neighborhood, almost none of whom get jobs. Instead, they go to Guatemala to do...something that they can put on their college applications.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 27, 2026 12:59 PM (Riz8t)
Resort town for the rich and famous.
Stopped at Wendy's.
Almost none of the staff spoke English; the gal that called out my order didn't even know enough English to call "one hundred nineteen" and had to say it in Spanish.
There is so, so much rot all across this country.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 27, 2026 01:00 PM (3cUTc)
Posted by: Thrawn at August 27, 2026 01:00 PM (Z5BUl)
Long night in the ER. But he is home and doing as well as can be expected.
Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2026 12:58 PM (Shi2G)
Prayers shall be sent his way.
Wife has been battling diverticulitis this week......it sucks quite bigly.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 01:00 PM (ccf/V)
You’re not supposed to support a family on a minimum wage job. They are for teenagers to learn how to show up on time, complete a series of tasks and then go home. It isn’t supposed to be fun. You’re supposed to WANT to do something else, something that will require education or experience or certification.
Kids think they deserve $30 an hour, they don’t show up, they want the newest iPhone and gaming console. They would never dream of living three to a one bedroom scuzzy apartment and working three jobs. They are spoiled, entitled, lazy drugged up brats.
It is actually horrifying.
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 27, 2026 01:00 PM (W2Pud)
In their camps that are popping up in cities with commie governments, CCP fentanyl humanly does the job Zeyklon-B used to do.
Posted by: Auspex at August 27, 2026 01:00 PM (Y8DZL)
Thanks for letting us know. I am sorry for your long night at the ER and glad he is home.
Prayers for your dad.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 27, 2026 01:01 PM (jc4Tn)
The cooks were a bunch of pot heads.
Posted by: Bosk at August 27, 2026 01:01 PM (VMFAF)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 27, 2026 01:01 PM (wGerL)
Juan, sick and tired of this caca decides to take Homeland up on the $1K and go home, but not before spitting in the shrimp cocktail.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 27, 2026 01:02 PM (gm9Sb)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 01:02 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Paul
For once, I agree with Paul. However, it is also true that a subset of Americans once thought it was better to have slaves picking cotton than full citizens. Just because someone wants it for their own selfish reasons doesn't mean it's desirable, or even legal, which clearly the illegals are not.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 27, 2026 01:02 PM (Riz8t)
Glad he's out of the hospital. Will say a prayer
Posted by: It's me donna at August 27, 2026 01:02 PM (+gK6I)
Posted by: Mr_Fastbucks at August 27, 2026 01:02 PM (vLGBF)
Yeah......every bit of this.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 01:02 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2026 01:03 PM (Shi2G)
Posted by: Thrawn at August 27, 2026 01:03 PM (Z5BUl)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 01:03 PM (ccf/V)
Da! Under Communism, there is no economy to destroy, it's been destroyed!
Posted by: Rooski living in the USSR at August 27, 2026 01:03 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2026 01:03 PM (Shi2G)
Thanks. She's on antibiotics and yesterday was a better day. She's going in for a CT scan with contrast this afternoon to check on things a bit closer.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 01:04 PM (ccf/V)
Your comment is horrifying, and sadly accurate.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 27, 2026 01:04 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Flip, Flop, and Fly at August 27, 2026 01:04 PM (JM9I6)
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Oh?
Do they provide proof of legal residency to ICE--as they are required to carry with them at all times--or not?
And, despite the evils of the Trump, the left has yet to point to a single, legal resident that has been deported.
Let alone their oft-claim of citizens could get deported.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 27, 2026 01:04 PM (3cUTc)
Posted by: Judge Elihu Smails at August 27, 2026 01:05 PM (wGerL)
Posted by: Archimedes at August 27, 2026 01:05 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 27, 2026 12:58 PM (t19vo)
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Front page news, if true.
Or,...do they think that illegals without criminal records are legal immigrants?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 01:05 PM (/PKja)
Notice how bad customer service/hospitality is virtually anywhere? It's not unrelated to the disappearance of young white faces from these jobs.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 27, 2026 01:05 PM (DlRrz)
Resort town for the rich and famous.
Stopped at Wendy's.
Almost none of the staff spoke English; the gal that called out my order didn't even know enough English to call "one hundred nineteen" and had to say it in Spanish.
There is so, so much rot all across this country.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 27, 2026 01:00 PM (3cUTc)
__________
I'm there every year for a ski and snowmobile trip. The waiters and bartenders in the nicer places are still mostly locals and white seasonal kids. But everyone else is foreigners and almost certainly illegals.
In the last few years, there's been a lot of African workers imported. In the winter at a ski resort. It's amusing to watch the (affluent) American black guests at the resort look around like "wtf are all these Africans doing here??"
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 27, 2026 01:05 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 27, 2026 01:05 PM (tg5bM)
Posted by: Susan Olivia Cuthbertson Klein at August 27, 2026 01:05 PM (rHvvN)
Posted by: Judge Elihu Smails at August 27, 2026 01:05 PM (wGerL)
It's easy to grin
When your ship comes in
And you've got the stock market beat
But a man worth while
Is the man who can smile
When his pants are too tight in the seat!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 01:06 PM (ccf/V)
My leftist county and local rag are up in arms , not literally, over the ICE raids. On Facebook if the slightest support is raised shrieking leftist white women , soy boys and activists descend on you like locust . The usual "Nazi", "fascist" no empathy etc..
Quite pathetic
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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Must be the latest Indivisible plan since the larger No Kings crowds are vacationing in the finest of places.
Locally: Daily Times, yesterday, "Lansdowne says no to immigration enforcement participation"
And the county's new Human Relations Commission covers discrimination complaints across four primary sectors: housing, employment, public accommodations, and health care.
The commission protects residents from discrimination based on personal characteristics, including: Race, color, ethnicity, and ancestry; religion or creed. National origin or citizenship status. Sex, gender identity, gender expression, and sexual orientation. Physical or mental disability. Age and veteran status. Familial or marital status. Source of income. Domestic or sexual violence victim status.
Imagine trying to be a private employer (other than a NP) with that mess.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 27, 2026 01:06 PM (NFX2v)
Of course, another user with rampant TDS writes this "This is what happens when organizations who watch for these things get their funding cut."
It took all of my willpower not to just reply "You stupid slut, how does that statement make sense if the FDA caught it and there's no reported injuries from it?"
Posted by: Thrawn at August 27, 2026 01:06 PM (Z5BUl)
Sigh...life is sooooooooo hard!
Posted by: Muffy Charles-McMuffmaster III at August 27, 2026 01:06 PM (QRHoA)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 27, 2026 12:51 PM (4KUe5)
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One hotel I worked at put us up in a dilapidated bungalow colony a mile up the road. I could see the open sky through the roof but I was 16 and thought it was awesome. My mom to her credit, said nothing.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 27, 2026 01:07 PM (RIvkX)
African women dominate nursing home care. I guess nobody else wants to spend their days attending to the bodily needs of the elderly.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 27, 2026 01:07 PM (Riz8t)
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It's funny.
Money on hobbies is actually at a all time high.
We're seeing actual signs of deflation on essentials (groceries went down 0.3% from June to July).
And price decreases are now signs of a bad economy while you also complain about Trump's inflation (which was Biden's inflation which you said wasn't real at the time).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 01:07 PM (/PKja)
Posted by: SMOD at August 27, 2026 01:07 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Reginald Van Dough at August 27, 2026 01:07 PM (rHvvN)
Posted by: man at August 27, 2026 01:07 PM (j0Tky)
Hand job >>>>>> hard job, especially from a 16 year old!
Posted by: Hunter Biden at August 27, 2026 01:07 PM (otzbu)
Posted by: SMOD at August 27, 2026 01:07 PM (RHGPo)
One of the many lessons I learned before I even turned 15:
There is Pride to be found in a well-dug ditch.
Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2026 01:08 PM (Shi2G)
What I observe is the Left wants to kill all but themselves. This keeps budget costs low, and is on brand. No one can remove them from power. Other people cost them, so killing them will save money.
If someone survives, they want to enslave them.
Pretty clear.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 27, 2026 01:08 PM (u82oZ)
I swear, every lefties household in the Bay Area has at least one of these whistles.
AND THEN...nothing. ICE Continues to deport illegals in California top to bottom, and nobody has ever blown a whistle to stop them, and no Antifa ever came to save they day.
It's virtue-signalling all the way down.
Posted by: zombie at August 27, 2026 01:08 PM (Av6i5)
But any who sneaks into the country illegally needs to be kicked out. There is a right way and a wrong way.
Posted by: Case at August 27, 2026 01:08 PM (VrYHL)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 27, 2026 01:08 PM (trSL4)
Posted by: man at August 27, 2026 01:09 PM (j0Tky)
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 27, 2026 01:06 PM (NFX2v)
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When I get to a MoMee I will tell the story of Franpsycho and the San Francisco Human Rights Commission.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 27, 2026 01:09 PM (RIvkX)
What a fun job THAT was..........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 01:09 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Culhanes of Kornfield Kounty at August 27, 2026 01:09 PM (JM9I6)
Make it like the statue of Junipero Serra near San Francisco with his finger pointing south.
Posted by: Oddbob at August 27, 2026 01:09 PM (vTZFs)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 27, 2026 01:09 PM (LGAor)
It's virtue-signalling all the way down.
Posted by: zombie at August 27, 2026 01:08 PM (Av6i5)
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ICE would be off the streets in California if the state legislature repealed the law that made it illegal for police forces in the state to honor ICE detainrs.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 01:10 PM (/PKja)
Posted by: CaliGirl at August 27, 2026 01:10 PM (i9SW2)
The measure would allow California's campaign watchdog to impose fines of up to $5,000 per violation.
... so, how does this affect the MSM ?
When is an "journalist" not an "Influencers" ?
Posted by: SMOD at August 27, 2026 01:10 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 27, 2026 01:10 PM (0Htd1)
I'd had so many under the table jobs by 16.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 27, 2026 01:10 PM (g9NYF)
Then you should have no problem whatsoever repudiating all of his insane positions, right?
Posted by: Archimedes at August 27, 2026 01:10 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 27, 2026 12:59 PM (geWO5)
Bra fitter.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 27, 2026 01:10 PM (ExV1e)
As many other have repeatedly pointed out, being here illegally constitutes having a criminal record, albeit a misdemeanor; if you've been deported once and again enter illegally then it's now a felony. The NYT is apparently staffed by idiots.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at August 27, 2026 01:10 PM (cWffP)
Not only that, but these particular jobs were a very big step up for American teenagers. They would meet co-workers who would help them later in life; the job itself would provide learning opportunities unavailable elsewhere.
Jobs like these were coveted by teenagers and college students in ways that most weren’t.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 27, 2026 01:10 PM (kYmoU)
She's a bit beside herself today and I worry for her because she's usually harder than a coffin nail. Hoping this is all mostly something of nothing. Thanks.
Posted by: ... at August 27, 2026 01:10 PM (+j84F)
RepDebDingell (D-MI) says Hasan Piker is "not what November is about," and that Republicans are trying to divide Democrats over it: "I'm still trying to figure out is it the reason he exercises and looks buff why he has so many followers?"
Posted by: SMOD
Vote her out!
Three generations of imbeciles is enough!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 27, 2026 01:11 PM (trSL4)
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 27, 2026 01:11 PM (X6P5n)
But they can’t seem to connect the dots. “We should have open borders!” and “I can’t believe the minimum wage is so low!” are directly connected.
Millions and millions of illegal labor drives wages down down down. Costs for rent and insurance go up. Those “intangibles” they bring are increased hit and run and carnage on the highway among other things.
Court interpreters for 72 different languages costs a fortune, by the way. Schools are fooked. The list is extensive.
Cost shifting everything onto the backs of local citizens, local governments. It is beyond repulsive. And all these bastards on the left have monetized this and make serious bank.
Posted by: True Story at August 27, 2026 01:11 PM (aRf29)
What a fun job THAT was..........
Soooo... you're the guy who has to tell his grandkids you spent the war shoveling s*** in Louisiana?
Posted by: Archimedes at August 27, 2026 01:11 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at August 27, 2026 01:10 PM (cWffP)
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Illegal presence is a civil crime, not a criminal crime. The civil remedy is deportation.
It's a game of semantics, to a degree, but the fact that deportation is the actual civil remedy always entertains me.
Entering illegally is, I believe, a criminal matter, but illegals aren't picked up in Iowa for crossing the border, but for being in the country illegally.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 01:11 PM (/PKja)
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 27, 2026 01:12 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: SMOD at August 27, 2026 01:12 PM (RHGPo)
As it becomes increasingly evident that President Donald Trump's "downfall" is imminent, he is going to lash out and cause as much damage to the country as he can before "losing all of his power." This is according to Nobel Prize-winning economist Paul Krugman, who warned on Wednesday that Trump;s collapse has similarities to that of one of history's greatest tyrants.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at August 27, 2026 01:12 PM (CWTWj)
Seriously, ignore any of us that upset you, just vote blue and STFU!!
Posted by: Lizzy at August 27, 2026 01:12 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 27, 2026 01:09 PM (RIvkX)
Set to the tune of "Harper Valley PTA" or "The Ballad of Jayne Cobb"?
Posted by: pookysgirl needs to ask Pookette what keys those are in at August 27, 2026 01:12 PM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 27, 2026 01:12 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 27, 2026 12:37 PM (4KUe5)
It's a rich area. Their teens don't work.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 12:41 PM (ccf/V)
They don't call it Long Island for nothing. It's a long way from where the poors live to where the swells need labor.
I wonder where they hide, I mean house, all those illegals. They're not bussing in from queens, tahts for sure.
Prolly have "servants quarters" on some of the bigger plantat... estates there.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 27, 2026 01:12 PM (zafwz)
This would have never have happened if Dubya had US Marshalls arrest the mayor of San Francisco when this shit started. But he was too busy proclaiming that Islam was the religion of peace.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at August 27, 2026 01:12 PM (No6pV)
Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 01:12 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 27, 2026 01:12 PM (gm9Sb)
Just the threat, There's a snitch line. These are the penalties. Do a few small businesses in every city here and there shutting a few down for examples.
Encourage things to stop.
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 27, 2026 01:13 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 27, 2026 01:13 PM (tg5bM)
Posted by: SMH at God's mercy at August 27, 2026 01:13 PM (Rln0i)
Posted by: pookysgirl needs to ask Pookette what keys those are in at August 27, 2026 01:12 PM (Wt5PA)
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Ha!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 27, 2026 01:13 PM (RIvkX)
What a fun job THAT was..........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 01:09 PM (ccf/V)
They put realtors in stalls like horses? I did not know that. More humane than cages, though.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2026 01:13 PM (1z8ji)
I mentioned it above; No Heart Attack, Possible Minor Stroke (imaging/reading needed to confirm that), Diverticulitis Infection.
He's on Antibiotics and at home resting. Late night, but he's doing ok.
Thanks.
Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2026 01:14 PM (Shi2G)
If they are here illegally -- and that includes being here technically legally but only because of immigration fraud -- I want these motherfuckers out of my country.
Every last one of them. Gone. I'll pull the triggers on the catapults myself.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 27, 2026 01:14 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 27, 2026 01:14 PM (u82oZ)
.. a number of decades ago, the WSJ had a piece about employers hiring persons that they were not totally allowed to inquire about. Hire them, then the next day, they declare they are addicted to drugs, Pokemon, whatever and need to go to rehab on they new company's dime.
Posted by: SMOD at August 27, 2026 01:15 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 27, 2026 01:15 PM (hzuYO)
If they are here illegally -- and that includes being here technically legally but only because of immigration fraud -- I want these motherfuckers out of my country.
Every last one of them. Gone. I'll pull the triggers on the catapults myself.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 27, 2026 01:14 PM (iFTx/)
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We took 60 years to get to this point.
It's gonna take a while to clean up the mess.
Best to win in 2028 if we want it to continue.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 01:15 PM (/PKja)
Posted by: ... at August 27, 2026 01:10 PM (+j84F)
Prayers up.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 01:16 PM (ccf/V)
We suspected that a lot of the Eastern Euro girls might be looking for a husband while they were here, and a lot of them were smoking hot. Maybe some of the guys too, because, well, Euros...
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at August 27, 2026 01:16 PM (QaH55)
Posted by: The Cats of Ohio at August 27, 2026 01:16 PM (Cjger)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 27, 2026 01:16 PM (TBve8)
We took 60 years to get to this point.
It's gonna take a while to clean up the mess.
Best to win in 2028 if we want it to continue.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 01:15 PM (/PKja)
Star Trek is 60 years old.
Coincidence?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 01:16 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Erling Haaland, Norwegian Professional Kickballer at August 27, 2026 01:16 PM (wVcYX)
Dunno. For the moment I'm still thinking it's more "don't think of that pink elephant". The whole thing is a ruse.
Remember Democrats don't take a shit without ten focus groups, a script, and 100 paid influence merchants to talk about how beautiful it is.
And they don't give up power to anyone. And... when they fight, they smear, ruin, jail or kill you - it's not a fluffy handbag slap fight like this DNC-DSA bs.
Posted by: ... at August 27, 2026 01:16 PM (+j84F)
This is because any amnesty for illegals bill that's signed into law (God forbid) will be sold partly on being tough on illegal felons! The proponents will loudly repeat there will be no amnesty for illegals with a felony record! After being signed into law, Joe Q. Public will be quietly told that only three out of every million illegals has a felony record that bars them from amnesty. Leftists are always planning far ahead.
Posted by: Gref at August 27, 2026 01:16 PM (5rh/l)
Posted by: Motörhead at August 27, 2026 01:17 PM (TbWk/)
-Mrs. Eromero
-Mrs. Lloyd
-Mrs. Sponge
-Brit Lass
-garrett's dad
-inadvertent omissions
prayers for speedy and complete healing
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 27, 2026 01:17 PM (RIvkX)
It's not about his looks (though I'm sure it helps).
Charlie Kirk was a handsome dude and they were thrilled to see him shot in the neck.
They like Hasan because he screams for more people to shot in the neck.
It's about the neck-shooting, ya stupid bitch, not the gym regimen. Go home and slam your dry old clam to hus Twitch streams. You understand nothing.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 27, 2026 01:17 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
I had to prune Christmas trees on my family's Christmas-tree farms all summer. Bees, wasps, and hornets built nests in many of the trees, and you might not see the nest until you had started pruning the tree, which of course stirred them up.
Also, hot and humid AF. Miserable.
Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 01:17 PM (77rzZ)
... and bored wealthy ladies eager to show them the ropes, IYKWIMAITTYD.
Posted by: Penthouse Magazine at August 27, 2026 01:17 PM (pBJ6M)
Star Trek is 60 years old.
Coincidence?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 01:16 PM (ccf/V)
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THERE ARE NO COINCIDENCES! WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!
GENE RODDENBERRY CAUSED OUR IMMIGRATION PROBLEMS AND ONLY NOW, WHEN STAR TREK IS TRULY DEAD, ARE OUR IMMIGRATION PROBLEMS BEING ADDRESSED!
For the sake of the nation, keep Star Trek dead.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 01:17 PM (/PKja)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
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My very first job I said Thank You and Please, made me scrub a parking lot down on my knees
Then I got fired for being scared of bees. They only paid me 50 cents an hour.
Oh father forgive us for what we must do....
Posted by: John Prine at August 27, 2026 01:17 PM (X6P5n)
I'd had so many under the table jobs by 16.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 27, 2026 01:10 PM (g9NYF)
C'mon men! He tosses up a softball like that and nothing.
I'm disappointed.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 27, 2026 01:17 PM (zafwz)
Detassling seed corn isn’t too bad, that was good money for teens. Only lasts for a couple weeks or so, though.
Posted by: True Story at August 27, 2026 01:18 PM (aRf29)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 27, 2026 01:18 PM (geWO5)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 27, 2026 01:17 PM (RIvkX)
Thank you.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 01:18 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 27, 2026 01:12 PM (gm9Sb)
All right, you wanna get nuts? Let's get nuts!
Posted by: George Costanza at August 27, 2026 01:18 PM (QRHoA)
We suspected that a lot of the Eastern Euro girls might be looking for a husband while they were here, and a lot of them were smoking hot. Maybe some of the guys too, because, well, Euros...
I wouldn't know, because I'm 29, and it would be wrong to notice smokin' hot girls in swimsuits.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 27, 2026 01:19 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 27, 2026 01:14 PM (u82oZ)
Thank you both.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 27, 2026 01:19 PM (RIvkX)
Even long before Biden open the borders, the restaurants, bars, clubs, and even spaces were all staffed with Irish who would come on a "tourist" visa and stay and work the entire summer. Some really hot Irish lasses, too.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 27, 2026 01:19 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 27, 2026 01:20 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Spong
Tahat is correct. The benefit is that they can be paid below minimum wage, no benefits, and no employer contribution to social security tax.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 27, 2026 01:20 PM (0U5gm)
The Front Door to my house is painted a green that was named 'Prickly Pete'. Had to pick it.
Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2026 01:20 PM (Shi2G)
Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 01:17 PM (77rzZ)
And the sap - don't forget the sap...
Posted by: Boswell at August 27, 2026 01:20 PM (NTVPI)
I have. It is.
Great way to get in shape though and cheaper than a club membership.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 27, 2026 01:21 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Boswell
Yeah, we had to scrub our arms with 409 to get the pitch off.
Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 01:22 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Archimedes at August 27, 2026 01:19 PM (Riz8t)
Why would one notice chicks in swimsuits? Aside from them needing to probably cover up moar.
Posted by: Thrawn at August 27, 2026 01:22 PM (Z5BUl)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 27, 2026 01:22 PM (/QmnP)
I see you've been to Block Island.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 27, 2026 01:22 PM (viF8m)
American politicians are all superficial retards who've become completely decoupled from reality. These little monsters aren't you... they aren't packaging a disingenuous elite insider political scam in cute marketing materials. They're out for blood.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 27, 2026 01:23 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 27, 2026 01:23 PM (tg5bM)
I have. It is.
I, OTOH, have toted that barge, and lifted that bale, and after all that, I'd get a little drunk, and I'd land in jaaaiiiiilllll....
Posted by: Archimedes at August 27, 2026 01:23 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Joe Mama at August 27, 2026 01:23 PM (TezPK)
Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 01:22 PM (77rzZ)
Sticky business, tree farms...better off growing weed!
Posted by: Boswell at August 27, 2026 01:23 PM (NTVPI)
MILF city.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at August 27, 2026 01:22 PM (/QmnP)
Paul is a bag boy at a gay bathhouse.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2026 01:24 PM (1z8ji)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 27, 2026 01:25 PM (diia5)
I see you've been to Block Island.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 27, 2026 01:22 PM (viF8m)
_____
"Meh. Fire Island is where it's at!"
-- Pete Bootyjuice
Posted by: Elric The Blade at August 27, 2026 01:25 PM (iFTx/)
A recent high-school graduate unsure of his future gets a summer job at the Flamingo beach club.
Matt Dillon stars.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 27, 2026 01:25 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 27, 2026 01:25 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 27, 2026 01:22 PM (viF8m)
Hither Hills, Montauk - every hotel full of Irish lassies for the summer...no complaints.
Posted by: Boswell at August 27, 2026 01:25 PM (NTVPI)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
To have control of the 2030 census. That will have major ramifications.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 27, 2026 01:26 PM (otzbu)
Posted by: jaimo at August 27, 2026 01:26 PM (2noDb)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at August 27, 2026 01:26 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: No Name Today at August 27, 2026 01:26 PM (8mulE)
Posted by: huerfano at August 27, 2026 01:26 PM (2Xqig)
Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2026 01:26 PM (Shi2G)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
To have control of the 2030 census. That will have major ramifications.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 27, 2026 01:26 PM (otzbu)
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2026 doesn't matter very much. Congress is a false prize. All power is in the executive because of the size and scope of the federal register and the fact that Congress simply does not operate correctly anymore and hasn't in something like a century.
2028 matters a lot.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 01:27 PM (/PKja)
Updated in the mid 140s, here.
Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2026 01:26 PM (Shi2G)
He live close by?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 01:27 PM (ccf/V)
I also refurbished receivers and the like. And by refurbished I mean cleaned and boxed them........
Posted by: ... at August 27, 2026 01:28 PM (+j84F)
Posted by: No Name Today at August 27, 2026 01:26 PM (8mulE)
Become a door-to-door salesman of "Fuck Off!" doormats.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 27, 2026 01:29 PM (1z8ji)
Yes. He lives on the other side of the river from me.
I get to be his Ambulance Driver!
Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2026 01:29 PM (Shi2G)
Posted by: huerfano at August 27, 2026 01:26 PM (2Xqig)
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It's the blue meth.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at August 27, 2026 01:29 PM (amcLV)
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 27, 2026 01:29 PM (Sco7b)
- The employment laws are a big deal. Everyone wants to sue for discrimination, hostile work environment, unfair treatment, etc.
- Culture. good management of skilled, creative, people is hard because they always have "ideas". They create conflicts. They have resentment of each other. The manager has to keep them happy to do whatever needs to be done. I have fired or refused to hire many people simply because they would be a bad fit. Complainers, backstabbers, megolomaniacs, etc.. With foreigners, it isn't a problem because they will put up with a lot of shit.
- Competence. In tech, being a competent manager is tough, but necessary. You can't tell an engineer to do something foolish as he will get pissed and be very unhappy. Foreigners will waste time doing stupid shit for months, just happy know they getting paid. Or, an American will ask questions and demand resources when in over their head, but a foreigner will stay up late on youtube figuring out what the manager should have known and told them.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 27, 2026 01:30 PM (X6P5n)
I get to be his Ambulance Driver!
Posted by: garrett at August 27, 2026 01:29 PM (Shi2G)
Good times.
Been there, done that.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 01:30 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Danny Noonan at August 27, 2026 01:30 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: man at August 27, 2026 01:31 PM (j0Tky)
A friend had a "What, you again?" doormat.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 27, 2026 01:31 PM (Riz8t)
Pete Bootyjuice
Fire island (fire, fire island), it's a funky weekend (funky) a funky funky weekend
Don't go in the bushes, no, someone might grab ya, someone might grab ya
Don't go in the bushes, someone might stab ya, someone might stab ya...
Posted by: Village People at August 27, 2026 01:31 PM (QRHoA)
Tahat is correct.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at August 27, 2026 01:20 PM (0U5gm)
Tahat Johnson?
Posted by: ... at August 27, 2026 01:31 PM (+j84F)
It was nothing like "The Lawnmower Man."
She went door to door selling riding lawnmowers. And got rode for her troubles.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 01:31 PM (ccf/V)
Cost me THOUSANDS of dollars to get him here.
These illegal aliens (stop fucking calling them migrants) pay nothing and cost the taxpayers BILLIONS.
Rich people LOVE them, because they are, essentially, their SLAVES.
Get them ALL the fuck out of our country. If you came here illegally, you broke the law, and I don't want to hear your sob story. Go back to your shithole country!
Posted by: Tamminator at August 27, 2026 01:32 PM (tHEhe)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 01:32 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: Tamminator at August 27, 2026 01:32 PM (tHEhe)
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PREAAAAAACH
Posted by: ballistic at August 27, 2026 01:32 PM (oqH4h)
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Police in Minneapolis reportedly raided the apartment of Congresswoman Ilhan Omar's son and seized firearms before arresting his roommate.
Law enforcement sources told Alpha News that a search warrant was carried out at the home of Omar's son Adnan on Tuesday night.
According to the outlet, they recovered guns and ammunition from the home and arrested his roommate Abdulrahman Abdi, 22.
Earlier that day, the city's police department said in a statement to the Daily Mail that they conducted a traffic stop and cited Abdi for no proof of insurance and no license.
The department said that Abdi was released at the scene and the vehicle was in the process of being impounded when a firearm was found inside.
Officers later tracked Abdi to an address on Marquette Ave where they said they arrested him 'without incident.'
Abdi was later booked into Hennepin County Jail on a weapons charge before being released on Wednesday night, records show.
Posted by: beckster at August 27, 2026 01:33 PM (kX27y)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at August 27, 2026 01:33 PM (YkczM)
It was years before I could even drive by the Clown's place without retching after that episode. I've seen things ...
Posted by: JackStraw at August 27, 2026 01:33 PM (viF8m)
Head of IT at Walmart was arrested recently for doing this - he was pulling in something like $30k a day in employee kickbacks.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 27, 2026 01:33 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: Danny Noonan at August 27, 2026 01:30 PM (wVcYX)
"Uch.....DAT's all I neeed......"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 01:33 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: ...
How did you manage to avoid getting cut-up by their cleats?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 27, 2026 01:33 PM (diia5)
Crazy I know.
But here is a clear example of a business trying to reduce salaries by hiring illegals and...the left is defending them
Posted by: 18-1 at August 27, 2026 01:34 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Tamminator at August 27, 2026 01:32 PM (tHEhe)
Checks out. Every country not the USA is, by clear and objective measures, a shithole country.
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 27, 2026 01:34 PM (wVcYX)
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Tell me more about these fucking bees.
Posted by: SNL killer bee from the '70s at August 27, 2026 01:34 PM (sFNX2)
Posted by: Oldcat at August 27, 2026 01:34 PM (uhVAy)
My first corporate job was to stand around on the sales floor at a sporting goods store.
$5.50 per hour!
Posted by: bonhomme at August 27, 2026 01:35 PM (mkw2N)
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 27, 2026 01:30 PM (X6P5n)
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Specific to Indians in tech, they will spend months doing shit work and don't give a damn because their "culture" includes bullshitting and buck-passing as core tenets bordering on national pastime. When their shit work inevitably causes problems, they will spend weeks talking everyone in a circle and blaming everyone and everything but themselves until management throws their hands up and says screw it, and just moves on.
Posted by: ballistic at August 27, 2026 01:35 PM (oqH4h)
Posted by: huerfano at August 27, 2026 01:36 PM (2Xqig)
QUACK
Posted by: Ducks for Trump at August 27, 2026 01:36 PM (UjdFS)
I mean, what did he want me to do? Blow him?
Anyway, so I'm blowing him.....
(it's a Robert Schimmel bit - that dude was a funny fuck, survived cancer, died in a car accident)
But regardless, the first sentence is 100% true.
Posted by: ... at August 27, 2026 01:36 PM (+j84F)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 27, 2026 01:37 PM (BI5O2)
It has to happen at some point, to reverse the damage Biden did. I wonder what percent of illegals are working (real jobs), and how many are on welfare and/or selling drugs or doing other crimes.
Posted by: illiniwek at August 27, 2026 01:37 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 27, 2026 01:33 PM (diia5)
I shouldn't have LOL but did
Posted by: ... at August 27, 2026 01:37 PM (+j84F)
Posted by: steevy at August 27, 2026 01:38 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: SMOD
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This is no joke. In CA it was very hard to fire a druggie. Not just hard, but expensive -- you had to deal with them for months, sadly hoping the OD'd or went on a bender and stopped showing up long enough to justify firing them.
And through it all you are paying lawyers to cover your ass.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 27, 2026 01:38 PM (X6P5n)
My first corporate job was to stand around on the sales floor at a sporting goods store.
$5.50 per hour!
Posted by: bonhomme
My first salaried job was poolboy, which included cleaning out the locker rooms, for which I got the princely sum of $1.15/hr.
Posted by: Archimedes at August 27, 2026 01:38 PM (Riz8t)
It has to happen at some point, to reverse the damage Biden did. I wonder what percent of illegals are working (real jobs), and how many are on welfare and/or selling drugs or doing other crimes.
Posted by: illiniwek at August 27, 2026 01:37 PM (vbXSk)
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You should actually read the law.
A cursory look at eVerify is all employers need to do to make a "good faith" effort. Then they're covered legally.
There's massive wiggle room written into the law for employers to evade responsibility for hiring illegals.
The law needs to change.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 01:39 PM (/PKja)
Posted by: Martin Tell at August 27, 2026 12:51 PM (sFNX2)
Ha. I live 5 minutes from it. Off Chickering. (tips hat)
Posted by: Lunge Clanghole at August 27, 2026 01:39 PM (w1Bba)
They are really making me wish I could vote for Trump again.
Posted by: toby928(c) at August 27, 2026 01:40 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 27, 2026 01:40 PM (bX16E)
Posted by: toby928(c) at August 27, 2026 01:40 PM (4NO2D)
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But I saw a Bangladeshi man at my Costco the other day, so nothing is happening.
The only recourse is to vote for the party that promises mass amnesty and open borders to teach Trump a lesson.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 01:41 PM (/PKja)
Posted by: Vengeance at August 27, 2026 01:41 PM (x/Rva)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 27, 2026 01:41 PM (bX16E)
Posted by: jaimo at August 27, 2026 01:41 PM (2noDb)
Posted by: toby928(c) at August 27, 2026 01:42 PM (4NO2D)
Gee. Don't provide any details into THAT tidbit or anything.
You really don't hate the media enough. They truly ARE the enemy of the people.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 12:39 PM (ccf/V)
They need to go back to J-school. They let the cat out of the bag: "attempted traffic stops" what made the stops fail? criminal attempts to evade ICE maybe?
Posted by: Oldcat at August 27, 2026 01:42 PM (uhVAy)
When I was a teen our church group went to an apple orchard and picked up apples for eight hours. We did not pick apples. Our job was to dig through the apples on the ground to find undamaged apples and collect them.
This was deep in the heart of summer in eastern WA. It was miserable and the air was sickly sweet with rotting apple smell. I couldn't stand anything apple flavored or scented for years.
On the plus side, I vividly remember two jerks getting into a fight. One sucker punched the other and ran away. While he was running, the other picked up a rotten apple and hit him with it. The apple exploded on top of the sucker-puncher's head and he tumbled.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 27, 2026 01:42 PM (mkw2N)
The only recourse is to vote for the party that promises mass amnesty and open borders to teach Trump a lesson.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 01:41 PM (/PKja)
I don’t get it :-)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 27, 2026 01:42 PM (geWO5)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 01:43 PM (ccf/V)
Posted by: jaimo at August 27, 2026 01:41 PM (2noDb)
Saw that dude live like three times. Piss yourself laughing funny. Made Norm Macdonald, one of the funniest people who ever lived, seem quaint.
Posted by: ... at August 27, 2026 01:43 PM (+j84F)
Try and. They’re illegals. There’s no reason that they can’t do both, or all three.
I’m reminded of an exchange between Lex Luthor and one of his henchmen in Elliott S! Maggin’s Last Son of Krypton. He’s been laundering some of his more normal inventions through a fake name, and his accountant tells him the guy has made too much and the taxes are going to kill them.
“We don’t have to pay [his] income tax… Let a process server try to find him. We’re criminals, remember?”
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 27, 2026 01:44 PM (kYmoU)
Tell me about it. Worst of all, they advance in these tech companies by having the best line of bullshit.
It is as if the entire culture is optimized for scamming
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 27, 2026 01:44 PM (X6P5n)
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