The Week In Woke

FACT: sports "journalists" are just low-IQ damp communist apparatchiks who want to go down on athletes.

Faith in American media keeps hitting new lows. How can news outlets regain that trust? Could it be by investing themselves in a position that 80% of the American public opposes? The Associated Press Sports Editors (APSE) want everyone to hold their beer.

Each year, APSE holds contests for sports coverage in several different categories. This year, the APSE has added a new category for covering transgender sports. The announcement came last month, but curiously did not make news at the time:

APSE first vice president Erik Hall introduced a new category for the upcoming APSE contest. This category is dedicated to recognizing Excellence in Coverage of the Transgender Community in Sports. The announcement was made during the awards banquet at the annual APSE Summer Conference on Saturday night, July 18, 2026, in Arlington, Virginia.

Glorious. No notes. S-tier.

At least four "women's" golf tournaments in Canada this summer have been won by men. aka Women 2.0.

Women 1.0 were crazyyy, man.

Jarvis

@jarvis_best
I was pleasantly caught off guard by the argument of former journalist Peter Beinart who responded to a group of Michigan Jewish Dems who were uncomfortable with El Sayed by telling them that El Sayed will stop global warming and global warming will be Bad For Jews.

Shut up, Jews. The Radical Gay Islamists are in charge now.

The same people who say Bake My Trans Cake, Bigot are the same people refusing to serve conservatives in their diners and restaurants.

Jonathan Turley:

"This is my place of business."

Those words from Jim Sheehan, owner of the Wydaho Roasters coffee shop in Driggs, Idaho, have sparked the latest controversy over the right of businesses to refuse service on the basis of religious or political views.

Sheehan has drawn national attention after throwing out a group of pro-life teenagers, calling them the equivalent of a Ku Klux Klan meeting in his shop. Sheehan clearly caters to those who want their lattes with an added shot of rage.

However, this and a number of other cases have exposed the hypocrisy of many regarding the service businesses must provide customers with opposing views. From cakes to coffee, shops remain ground zero for an age of rage.

Years ago, politicians and pundits rallied around the effort to force Jack Phillips, a cakeshop owner, to create cakes celebrating same-sex marriages. Phillips objected that it violated his religious beliefs. The case went all the way to the Supreme Court in what many of us hoped would be a final resolution of this conflict.

It wasn't. The Court, under the control of swing-voter and super-gay Kennedy, punted in such a way as to require people to spend hundreds of thousands in court costs to have a chance to find out if they have free speech rights and the right of conscience or not.

A more recent 2023 case expanded people's rights a bit more.

But notably, in cases like Masterpiece Cakeshop, Phillips insisted that he would always sell cakes to any couple, including same-sex couples. He only refused to make cakes specifically celebrating same-sex marriages, due to his religious views.

The case of Wydaho is different. Sheehan refused the same general accommodation offered to all customers because he opposes pro-life causes. In the confrontation, Sheehan declared that "in my world" pro-lifers are no different from the Ku Klux Klan.

"This is my place of business," he declared. "I did a lot of work to get people on the ballot so women would have the right to choose in the state of Idaho, and this is something I do not support, nor does my wife, and it's our business. So we have that choice."

In my view, they do have that choice. Yet it must also be acknowledged what Sheehan is doing is far more extreme than what Phillips did in Masterpiece Cakeshop. He is not being asked to create a coffee concoction opposing abortion, like a Cafe Au Life specialty drink. He acknowledges that other groups might use the shop -- he just does not want these teenagers to use it to support pro-life causes.

The same controversy arose the same week across the country in Virginia. In Alexandria, Fatana Karimi, owner of the Karimi Salon, threw out a woman after she revealed that she was Israeli. Jessica Walton posted an account of the encounter, and a video was later posted on social media.

Breaking news, liberals are terrible, hateful, ill-behaved, maleducated mentally-ill assholes and extreme narcissists who deploy the reasoning of selfish children to say "I get whatever I want whenever I want it, and you get nothing, and no I'm not interested in a rule that favors us equally, I'm special, the rule will always change to favor me at all times."

I'm sure this breaking news which comes as a huge surprise to most of you.

An anonymous account used AI to parody the third season of the woke racebent lame-n-gay Rings of Power, showing dwarves with ludicrous dwarf-fros:

UPDATE! Wait, that's not AI? That's an actual publicity photo from Amazon being used to "promote" the show?

Are they trolling us? Are they cave trolling us? Are they in on the joke now?

The Department of Education has told schools to stop overpunishing white kids and underpunishing black kids to create "balance" in punishment -- irrespective of actual student behavior -- and Reuters is just heart-sick about it.

They have "experts" who say that racism is good!

The U.S. Education Department ​has issued guidance urging schools to stop what it calls "racial balancing" ‌in student discipline policies, prompting concerns that the Trump administration is making it harder to address longstanding racial disparities in school discipline.

Federal civil rights data has shown Black students are ​disciplined at disproportionately high rates.

Is there any reason for that?

Wait, wait, don't tell me -- racism, right?

An Education Department report, opens new tab released in 2023 ​found Black public preschool children received out-of-school suspensions at a rate ⁠nearly twice their enrollment.

The new guidance says schools cannot modify discipline policies ​simply to reduce such racial disparities.

A school's decision "to change its discipline policies with ​the purpose of avoiding or reducing racial disparities in discipline constitutes race discrimination," the Education Department's office for civil rights said in a letter.

It said schools must ensure students are not treated ​differently because of race and that "racial balancing" constitutes discrimination.

Students must be treated equally and not discriminated against or in favor of due to their race, which, experts say, is The New Racism and White Supremacy come out from under its sheet.

The guidance follows the ​department's decision last month to remove several "disparate impact" regulations that for decades have prohibited policies and practices ‌with ⁠discriminatory effects that are often unintended.
President Donald Trump has acted against diversity initiatives, which he calls discriminatory against white people and males. Civil rights advocates say Trump's actions are rolling back social progress by removing practices aimed at helping marginalized groups.

Eric ​Duncan, education equity ​advocacy group EdTrust's ⁠director of P-12 policy, criticized the latest guidance.

"You cannot address racial disparities in school discipline by telling schools to ignore ​race," he said. "Black students have long faced some of the ​harshest discipline ⁠in our nation's schools.

They do not cite any experts on the other side.

"FAQ Schwartz." Whatever.

This is from a year ago, but I think you'll enjoy it anyway.

Women who 'hate' men might be the most desirable to date, shocking dating theory reveals

Beastly left-wing castrating women are pushing the theory that Akshually we're the best partners for the men we despise and want to harm and humiliate.

A recent -- rather controversial -- hot topic in today's dating world has taken the internet by storm: women who openly say they "hate men" might actually be the best partners to date.

According to social media, men could benefit greatly from dating women who express discontent with the opposite sex -- but it's not as controversial as you might think.

TikTok user James White (@jameslwhitee) stirred the pot with a viral video in which he elaborated on this theory -- believing women who say they dislike men could be the most loyal, loving partners out there.

"Okay, so if you're a guy who can find a girl who hates all men, but! But, but, but likes you? You're set. You are literally set for life," James explained, explaining that many men misinterpret these women's stance.

I got this from the Boyscast, who point out that there's a big presence on TikTok of men who say whatever angry feminists want to hear to get them to DM them for sex. It's p***ybait. It's pooterslop.

Or, they postulate, this guy might just be gay.

They also point out that a woman who "hates" anything -- not just men, but anything -- is by definition hateful and angry, and have you ever noticed, people who are generally hateful and angry aren't easy to get along with?

And if they hate you in particular -- rather worse. Rather worse.

He claims that instead of seeing their expressed disdain for men as a negative, he believes it's basically a filter.

"All these girls who hate all men," he added, "they're gonna find one man that they love, that they want to take care of, that they cherish, that they wanna be super kind to, super sweet, everything like that."

If a woman who's skeptical of men as a whole chooses to let you in, then supposedly she's serious about you.

In a separate video, TikTokker @tootsietat added that women who loudly criticize men could be searching for the rare, "not all men" type of guy.

Instead of just talking about the flaws of men in general, these women want to see actual proof of a man embodying the qualities that make him stand apart from the negative stereotypes.

If I said "I would never date a woman from [x] minority because the negative stereotypes I associate with them" -- do you think any leftwingers would urge women from that minority group to try to prove to me they don't embody the negative stereotypes I associate with their race?

Nah, right?

I thought so. Just wanted to make sure I wasn't crazy.

Meanwhile: Fellas, she's available!

Woke "trans" tourist: Now that the UK says that biological men must use the men's bathrooms, I don't know which bathroom to use.

What a riddle. Who could figure out such a puzzler?

Super-centrist moderate Hillary Clinton beloved by "conservative" NeverTrumpers: I support the "experiment" to see if socialism will work in America.

I heard Real Socialism has never been tried, so def, let's perform this experiment. I'm on pins and needles to see how it works out this time!!!

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1 I eat soup.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 28, 2026 06:40 PM (ExV1e)

2 I haz nooded.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 28, 2026 06:41 PM (ExV1e)

3 And now we wait.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 28, 2026 06:41 PM (ExV1e)

4 Patiently.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 28, 2026 06:41 PM (ExV1e)

5 For others to arrive.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 28, 2026 06:41 PM (ExV1e)

6 To this bounty of end of week madness.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 28, 2026 06:42 PM (ExV1e)

7 Eventually we start to wonder if our nood was too obscure.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 28, 2026 06:42 PM (ExV1e)

8 >>>I eat soup.

I think that if you eat the soup, you will fall asleep and wake up in India without your kidneys, legs, or genitals.

Posted by: ace at August 28, 2026 06:42 PM (1wjle)

9 Surely someone will come along soon.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 28, 2026 06:42 PM (ExV1e)

10 In wonder how Wolfus' lunch went...

He was supposed to go a "free" luncheon today where the topic of discussion was vasectomies and sterilization.

For some reason that flyer at the top of the page reminded me.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 28, 2026 06:43 PM (FZ29D)

11 Tranq gun.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 28, 2026 06:43 PM (wOO3z)

12 I think that if you eat the soup, you will fall asleep and wake up in India without your kidneys, legs, or genitals.
Posted by: ace at August 28, 2026 06:42 PM (1wjle)

Hey, they only said they talked about it, not acted it out.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 28, 2026 06:43 PM (ExV1e)

13 Nope. No soup for me. I was told "Come back, one year".

Posted by: Soupless Thursdays at August 28, 2026 06:44 PM (JM9I6)

14 Smalldeadanimals had an X link where someone pointed out how Canada was fine replacing the name of every white guy with stupid indian shit.

So Lake America it is.

And the meme - Canada Geese are now Donald Ducks was cute.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 28, 2026 06:44 PM (Sco7b)

15
I am noticing more signs at businesses saying that abusing the staff won't be tolerated. Can you imagine this 25 years ago? Sad, I tells ya, sad.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 28, 2026 06:44 PM (O0L8i)

16 We're just an experiment to Grandma Death.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 28, 2026 06:45 PM (wOO3z)

17 Isn't Soup the nickname of some semi-famous dog around here?

Posted by: Krazy Kat at August 28, 2026 06:45 PM (JM9I6)

18 Top 20

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at August 28, 2026 06:45 PM (zMzlR)

19
He was supposed to go a "free" luncheon today where the topic of discussion was vasectomies and sterilization

_________

Get tutored and neutered!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 28, 2026 06:45 PM (O0L8i)

20 Week in Woke.... aka new ways to hatef*ck your brain 😆

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at August 28, 2026 06:45 PM (JqJBt)

21 A flash back to an all time classic on Peter Beinart.

https://tinyurl.com/mry8tf9t

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at August 28, 2026 06:45 PM (wGerL)

22 There was a nice ad on Detroit tv which pointed out how crazy the Dems have become and linked Benson running for governor to El-Sayed.

So, I guess the goal is crazy and evil by association.

Instead of just her usual crazy and evil.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 28, 2026 06:47 PM (Sco7b)

23
That poster could be an ad for AOS, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at August 28, 2026 06:47 PM (/QHx4)

24 So, they eating soup and talking about their recent or upcoming medical procedures? . Actually, it sounds like a lot of people over 65 minus the soup.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 28, 2026 06:48 PM (JrHfD)

25 Hillzebub is exactly the expert we need.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 28, 2026 06:48 PM (/StTI)

26 Guy who thinks he's a woman doesn't know where to go.
TO HELL. Go to hell. Hope that clears it up for you

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 28, 2026 06:48 PM (EZWVc)

27 To understand why Driggs, ID, know that is has been infested with the lefty hanger-ons too poor to own in Jackson, WY.

So they go over the Teton Pass and own on the Idaho side.

They are rich, yes. But not rich-rich (I mean, private jet fleet rich) like they think they deserve to be.

And that makes them the most resentful, haughty, bitter and zealous leftists.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 28, 2026 06:48 PM (3cUTc)

28 I don’t patronize bigoted hateful shops owned or run by miserable cocksuckers who want me dead (and the feeling is mutual).

If they don’t want my business, they can choke on my fat dick.

I also don’t stick my fat dick in crazy. Ummm … well, mostly I don’t stick my fat dick in crazy …

Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 28, 2026 06:49 PM (J1FkQ)

29 I'm sorry. I don't have the intestinal fortitude to look at the video. I save myself some aggravation that way.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 28, 2026 06:49 PM (JrHfD)

30 The Season 3 Rangz of Power image is 100% real.

The usual suspects (Critical Drinker, Nerdrotic, Disparu, etc.) have been mocking it relentlessly for the past couple of days.

$1 BILLION and this is what you get from Amazon...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 28, 2026 06:49 PM (FZ29D)

31 Men's organs
Women's organs
Bladders
Groin

Aside from the soup, they sound like us.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2026 06:50 PM (viF8m)

32 >>>A flash back to an all time classic on Peter Beinart.
https://tinyurl.com/mry8tf9t

good stuff. I completely forgot about this no-account twink.

Posted by: ace at August 28, 2026 06:50 PM (1wjle)

33 26 Guy who thinks he's a woman doesn't know where to go.
TO HELL. Go to hell. Hope that clears it up for you
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 28, 2026 06:48 PM (EZWVc

So the tornado warning was nothing?
Cool.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 28, 2026 06:50 PM (Sco7b)

34 Idaho? No, you da ho!

Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 28, 2026 06:50 PM (J1FkQ)

35 TOO many oxygen thieves.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 28, 2026 06:50 PM (PbWRL)

36 Make that "the video(s)"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 28, 2026 06:50 PM (JrHfD)

37 >>>20 Week in Woke.... aka new ways to hatef*ck your brain 😆

I've been trying to include some humorous stuff but yeah, this is always a rough thread.

Posted by: ace at August 28, 2026 06:50 PM (1wjle)

38 >> throwing out a group of pro-life teenagers,


Good. Why would anyone want to eat at a place that does not want to serve them?

"Public accommodation" is hogwash. It has to go. Oh SCOTUS in the swamp, I pray to thee.

The bake-the-cake one is a bit different, but he should have a right to tell them to fuck off for any reason he wants. And let the lefties throw out conservative. I support this.

(Also let racists restrict non-whites or whatever. )

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 28, 2026 06:50 PM (ImuKY)

39 17 Isn't Soup the nickname of some semi-famous dog around here?
Posted by: Krazy Kat at August 28, 2026 06:45 PM (JM9I6)

He is a southern gentleman and would never speak of such things, especially over a meal.

Plus have you seen him? Someone calls him an annoying fake cartoon dog. I prefer living stuffed animal. He is definitely not luring people to their ends by enticing them with a comfort food.

Posted by: Piper at August 28, 2026 06:51 PM (ZdaMQ)

40 And she says to Joy Reid, no less https://t.co/MfsYlxE9OX

So many truths spoken and, yet, she holds on to her delusions like Rose holding onto a door which is easily big enough to support Jack also without offering him space.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 28, 2026 06:51 PM (ExV1e)

41 r/Teachers (seriously!)

The reality is schools stopped disciplining children of color so their numbers looked good to their superintendents. there were so many more phenomenal children (of color) who were not getting an education because of the few who could not be disciplined.

My experience exactly in NYC. Tough school. 85% of the students were amazing. Dedicated. Respectful. The other 15 were...not. I felt awful for the kids that were there and desperate to learn in what was often a loud, dangerous, and intimidating environment.

Yep. We quit enforcing demerits on black kids for being late.

Incredibly rare Trump Admin W. This is like how I entirely agree with Ron DeSantis that cell phones should be banned in schools. 

It's crazy how admin in a PUBLIC school doesn't understand we are there to educate for the benefit of the public. It's for everyone. Some of the students they turn loose on the world have been set up to fail by the institutions who claim to protect them. Little Jonny never faced consequences in his life. No the consequences are prison. Nice job coddling him, but you've doomed the kid to severe consequences in life.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at August 28, 2026 06:51 PM (FKi1y)

42 >>>30 The Season 3 Rangz of Power image is 100% real.

I know, I was jestin'

Posted by: ace at August 28, 2026 06:51 PM (1wjle)

43 Go piss up a rope, dude.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 28, 2026 06:51 PM (PbWRL)

44 ... El Sayed will stop global warming and global warming will be Bad For Jews.

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The carbon they want to eliminate starts with YOU, Jews!

Posted by: ShainS at August 28, 2026 06:52 PM (9c4Eu)

45 The only time I didn't know which restroom to use I was eight years old and at a western-themed restaurant and the only thing on the doors was "Steers" and "Heifers."

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 28, 2026 06:52 PM (/OKHJ)

46 17 39…

Wait, you are suggesting they want people to eat our official unofficial mascot? We should tell them about the gun thread.

Posted by: Piper at August 28, 2026 06:52 PM (ZdaMQ)

47 80 year old sex talk.

There's no fucking way I could keep a straight face.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 28, 2026 06:52 PM (wOO3z)

48 What kind of soup?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 28, 2026 06:53 PM (n5tGW)

49 >>>30 The Season 3 Rangz of Power image is 100% real.

I know, I was jestin'
Posted by: ace at August 28, 2026 06:51 PM (1wjle)
----
Among the comments I've heard today is that because the "Harfoots" (i.e., hobbits they can't legally call hobbits) have been removed from Season 3, Amazon had to find a replacement, which is what the middle two "dwarves" represent.

The only character that actually resembles a dwarf is the one on the far right.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 28, 2026 06:53 PM (FZ29D)

50 To understand why Driggs, ID, know that is has been infested with the lefty hanger-ons too poor to own in Jackson, WY.

So they go over the Teton Pass and own on the Idaho side.

They are rich, yes. But not rich-rich (I mean, private jet fleet rich) like they think they deserve to be.

And that makes them the most resentful, haughty, bitter and zealous leftists.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 28, 2026 06:48 PM (3cUTc)

Even as a kid growing up in Cody, I hated Jackson. And Driggs is almost as bad.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at August 28, 2026 06:54 PM (0aYVJ)

51 Eat soup with us.

You will eat soup with us now.

Posted by: Buffalo Bill and the Tooth Fairy at August 28, 2026 06:56 PM (1wjle)

52 >>Posted by: ace

When did you teach at Colby?

Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2026 06:56 PM (viF8m)

53 Have any women won in a male sport?

Posted by: Skip at August 28, 2026 06:57 PM (Ia/+0)

54 48 What kind of soup?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk

Based on the discussion topics, I'm guessing menudo. Or chitterlings.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 28, 2026 06:58 PM (FKi1y)

55 Thank you Ace for this island of sanity.

Posted by: fd at August 28, 2026 06:59 PM (MWfyi)

56 Steers are castrated. Hope you didn't go in there.

Posted by: Kitchen Table Politics at August 28, 2026 06:59 PM (JM9I6)

57 Don't be surprised if garrett takes up that offer for soup with those lunatics from Butte. Just don't give them any liquor.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 28, 2026 06:59 PM (SK+av)

58 >>>Women who 'hate' men might be the most desirable to date, shocking dating theory reveals

They're perfect if you are into hate fucking.

Posted by: No Name Today at August 28, 2026 07:00 PM (8mulE)

59 53 Have any women won in a male sport?

Posted by: Skip at August 28, 2026 06:57 PM (Ia/+0)

I wonder if women could try to get on "Canada's Great Drag Race" or that RuPaul show and then sue the shit out of them if they are declined.

Men should probably push this like the guys did with the WNBA. Every sport, every championship until the women grow some balls.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 28, 2026 07:00 PM (Sco7b)

60 53 Have any women won in a male sport?
Posted by: Skip

I'd love to see a biological male identify as female and still complete and win in male events...but simultaneously win female records. Stunning and brave.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 28, 2026 07:00 PM (FKi1y)

61 After reading The Week In Woke each Friday, I want to walk around with a cylinder of compressed air and a bolt gun. Like the guy in No Country For Old Men.

"Just hold your head still for a moment."

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 28, 2026 07:00 PM (ImuKY)

62 Speaking of Saijo, I am going to take him to the park quickly. They shoot a cannon off every time the home team scores at the school here, so he so he won’t be excited about going outside much.

Posted by: Piper at August 28, 2026 07:00 PM (ZdaMQ)

63 Federal civil rights data has shown Black students are ​disciplined at disproportionately high rates.

Based on my admittedly anecdotal observations, it appears that black (oh wait, "Black") males go to prison at rates disproportionate to rates of males of white ("White") or Asian heritage.

It's the weirdest thing.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 28, 2026 07:00 PM (guGkK)

64 I've been trying to include some humorous stuff but yeah, this is always a rough thread.
Posted by: ace at August 28, 2026 06:50 PM (1wjle)

---------

All good - please know I wasn't being critical... more just bracing myself for the typical sequence:
A) read post
B) breathe deeply
C) order ammo
D) go back to work so I can pay for more ammo

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at August 28, 2026 07:01 PM (JqJBt)

65 >>Have any women won in a male sport?

Sidney Crosby.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2026 07:01 PM (viF8m)

66 This is what women's lib has wrought.

Posted by: fd at August 28, 2026 07:01 PM (MWfyi)

67 Canadian Islamic scholar Dr. Shabir Ally says: “A Muslim man can have 4 wives and an unlimited number of female sex slaves (concubines). The four wives are also slaves, but with higher status.”

I dont like my 1 sometimes

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 28, 2026 07:01 PM (/+uur)

68 58 >>>Women who 'hate' men might be the most desirable to date, shocking dating theory reveals

They're perfect if you are into hate fucking.
Posted by: No Name Today

I hate fucking women!

Posted by: James Talarico at August 28, 2026 07:01 PM (FKi1y)

69 Sorry Hillary, there is only one Lord of the DNC, and they do not share power!

Posted by: Oldcat at August 28, 2026 07:02 PM (uhVAy)

70 He claims that instead of seeing their expressed disdain for men as a negative, he believes it's basically a filter.
"All these girls who hate all men," he added, "they're gonna find one man that they love, that they want to take care of, that they cherish, that they wanna be super kind to, super sweet, everything like that."

That's right up there with Malcolm from Based Camps assertion that conservative men should date leftist women because leftist women are natural followers, and the men can discipline them into being devoted conservative wives.

I'm sure he had no intention of implying that already conservative women (who have been not following the herd all their lives) aren't worth marrying because they're used to fighting.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 28, 2026 07:02 PM (vJrRc)

71 FoxNews - Ingraham - Talarico

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 28, 2026 07:02 PM (Sco7b)

72 61 After reading The Week In Woke each Friday, I want to walk around with a cylinder of compressed air and a bolt gun. Like the guy in No Country For Old Men.

"Just hold your head still for a moment."
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 28, 2026 07:00 PM (ImuKY)

or than silenced shootsgun

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 28, 2026 07:02 PM (/+uur)

73 In all honesty, it must be difficult for a 20-something to figure out a five-year plan nowadays.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at August 28, 2026 07:03 PM (w6EFb)

74 The only time I didn't know which restroom to use I was eight years old and at a western-themed restaurant and the only thing on the doors was "Steers" and "Heifers."
Posted by: Mark1971

Did you go ask them where the restroom for non-castrated males was?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 28, 2026 07:04 PM (vJrRc)

75 I dont like my 1 sometimes

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 28, 2026 07:01 PM (/+uur

Solomon had 700 wives, 300 concubines and probably remembered names like Bill Clinton.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 28, 2026 07:04 PM (Sco7b)

76 "You cannot address racial disparities in school discipline by telling schools to ignore ​race"…

[Profoundly puzzled emojiface]

Meanwhile: Fellas, she's available!

[Omigosh, the poster child for "She seems nice."]

Now that the UK says that biological men must use the men's bathrooms, I don't know which bathroom to use.

[If there's a "Y" in your genes, guess you'll just have to hold it in, feller.]

This kind of Quick Hits report is the perfect other slice with JJ's Morning Report to make a fine world-has-gone-to-$#!+ sammich.


Hey, Ace, since Eloon Muskox has gone to war with every other way for non-X-ers to view X videos, could you just embed all of the X cafe vids from now on? Thanks, buddy.

Posted by: mindful webworker - let's have pizza tonight, whattaya say? at August 28, 2026 07:04 PM (oq2IS)

77 53 Have any women won in a male sport?
Posted by: Skip

Drag Racing

Erica Lee Enders (born October 8, 1983 in Houston, Texas) is an American drag racing driver. Enders has won six world championships in the Pro Stock class of the NHRA Mission Foods Drag Racing Series and she continues to drive full-time in that class.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 28, 2026 07:05 PM (/+uur)

78 The Season 3 Rangz of Power image is 100% real.

The usual suspects (Critical Drinker, Nerdrotic, Disparu, etc.) have been mocking it relentlessly for the past couple of days.

$1 BILLION and this is what you get from Amazon...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 28, 2026 06:49 PM (FZ29D)

Drinker and Disparu will be able to add another wing to their manorhouses with this one.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 28, 2026 07:05 PM (uhVAy)

79 The incendiary rounds for shotguns. A two-fer.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 28, 2026 07:06 PM (PbWRL)

80 Hillary!

She looks like a lizard creature.

Posted by: m at August 28, 2026 07:06 PM (odBC9)

81 I've never had a 5 year plan in my entire life.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2026 07:06 PM (viF8m)

82 Danica Patrick won a single Indy Car race. They did it on fuel strategy. She was about fifth or sixth in the final laps and all the leaders had to pit for fuel.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 28, 2026 07:07 PM (/OKHJ)

83 It's a Catch 22. The green haired goblin woman has no man in her life, hence no regular semen injections, which leads to insanity. The green haired goblin woman is insane because she has no regular semen injections because she has no man in her life.

It's a Catch 22.

Posted by: Dr. Doc Daneeka at August 28, 2026 07:07 PM (QRHoA)

84 "I am noticing more signs at businesses saying that abusing the staff won't be tolerated." - Hadrian

Yesterday I called AirCanada (it's still called that today, right??) for something and the robot greeting explaining all the options etc included a statement I've never heard before, about offensive or divisive behavior (on the phone, was clear from context) would not be permitted. Sorry I forget the exact words, was too gobsmacked to focus after that.

WTF?

Reminded me of turning on the TV (a rare event) early during The Great Idiocy in 2020 and being speechless at the commercials - whiny, OMG-we're-like-Londoners-during-the-Blitz, solicitous, sober-sounding self-centered pretentious language and tone to everything. In commercials.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 28, 2026 07:07 PM (U/Byj)

85 Read a article some weeks ago at American Thinker how Joynrr's women's fastest speed record hasn't been touched by a woman since she did it maybe 20 years ago, high school boys beat it yearly by the dozens

Posted by: Skip at August 28, 2026 07:07 PM (Ia/+0)

86 Transgender tourist visiting the UK says he doesn’t know which bathroom to use
......

It's always about the bathrooms.
Pro-tip: Pee in the Mens, poop in the Womens.

Posted by: wth at August 28, 2026 07:07 PM (UjdFS)

87 Hillary Clinton on the RISE of SOCIALISM:

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[A history of "collectivism:]

We have Killary to thank for reintroducing the kinder & gentler term progressivism for hiding & masking socialism.

With "socialism" of course being a kinder & gentler term for hiding & masking Marxism.

With "Marxism" of course being a kinder & gentler term for hiding & masking communism.

And "communism" of course being a kinder & gentler term for hiding & masking authoritarian & totalitarian suicidal death cult.

Posted by: ShainS at August 28, 2026 07:08 PM (9c4Eu)

88 8 >>>I eat soup.

I think that if you eat the soup, you will fall asleep and wake up in India without your kidneys, legs, or genitals.
Posted by: ace at August 28, 2026 06:42 PM (1wjle)

yikes

Posted by: m at August 28, 2026 07:08 PM (odBC9)

89 ""Women who 'hate' men might be the most desirable to date, shocking dating theory reveals""


With a chick like that you feel a hell of a lot less guilty leaving a floater in the toilet and wiping your dick on the drapes.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 28, 2026 07:08 PM (S41Gd)

90 "pooterslop"

Very well done indeed Sir!

Posted by: gp at August 28, 2026 07:08 PM (Jr5Lq)

91 Soup. Mmm! Mmm! Good!

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 28, 2026 07:08 PM (wVcYX)

92 I am weird
I do not even believe in second marriages.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 28, 2026 07:09 PM (/+uur)

93 Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 28, 2026 07:02 PM (vJrRc)

Is this Malcolm a dem plant? Or just caught up in theory? Observation would indicate that conservative men who marry liberal women are more likely to end up voting dem than the other way around.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 28, 2026 07:10 PM (lFFaq)

94 This kind of Quick Hits Week in Woke report…

Correcting myself, FTR

Posted by: mindful webworker - week in hits, whatever at August 28, 2026 07:10 PM (oq2IS)

95 Read a article some weeks ago at American Thinker how Joynrr's women's fastest speed record hasn't been touched by a woman since she did it maybe 20 years ago, high school boys beat it yearly by the dozens

Posted by: Skip at August 28, 2026 07:07 PM (Ia/+0)

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# of Biological Males who have run a sub-4-minute mile? Over 2,350.

# of Biological Females who have run a sub-4-minute mile? 0.

Posted by: ShainS at August 28, 2026 07:11 PM (9c4Eu)

96 Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison

They all seem racisty.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at August 28, 2026 07:11 PM (l26NL)

97 >>I am weird

If you haven't noticed, so is everyone.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2026 07:11 PM (viF8m)

98 It said schools must ensure students are not treated ​differently because of race
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I think at issue here, is the content of their character. Remember that?

We can treat students differently based upon their behavior. At least for now. Kinda, though not really.

There's this pernicious strain of nonsense that runs in "academic" circles that the ONLY reason black students are disciplined more often is because of racism directed towards blacks.

Nobody really believes this, but this is the twaddle served up daily by these cunts.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 28, 2026 07:12 PM (99A9t)

99 8 >>>I eat soup.

I think that if you eat the soup, you will fall asleep and wake up in India without your kidneys, legs, or genitals.
Posted by: ace at August 28, 2026 06:42 PM (1wjle)

You are wise in the ways of the world.

Did you show up at the diner to meet these souper people?

Posted by: m at August 28, 2026 07:12 PM (odBC9)

100 100

Posted by: m at August 28, 2026 07:12 PM (odBC9)

101 Don't eat the soap.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 28, 2026 07:12 PM (Cqx++)

102 Drinker and Disparu will be able to add another wing to their manorhouses with this one.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 28, 2026 07:05 PM (uhVAy)
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Disparu pointed out that the release schedule is over three weeks (4 episodes the first week and 2 episodes at a time the following two weeks.) Amazon has acknowledged they are doing this because they know the usual gang is going to hate-watch the series for their fans and they want to minimize the time YouTubers spend on this series.

Disparu has said that he's going to do a thorough take down of all episodes, because that's the kind of guy he is.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 28, 2026 07:12 PM (FZ29D)

103 " I am weird
I do not even believe in second marriages.
Posted by: r hennigantx "

I don't believe in modern love.

Posted by: zombie David Bowie at August 28, 2026 07:12 PM (MWfyi)

104 I've never had a 5 year plan in my entire life.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2026 07:06 PM (viF8m)

We figured you more for a 5 gram plan.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 28, 2026 07:12 PM (dK+Kv)

105 In wonder how Wolfus' lunch went...

He was supposed to go a "free" luncheon today where the topic of discussion was vasectomies and sterilization.

For some reason that flyer at the top of the page reminded me.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

I get stuff every week offering a free lunch or dinner. They say it's about Retirement Financial Planning.

I guess avoidance of paternity suits and child support could be part of that.

Posted by: J. Miklos Strom-Thurmond at August 28, 2026 07:12 PM (4RYRd)

106 # of Biological Males who have run a sub-4-minute mile? Over 2,350.

# of Biological Females who have run a sub-4-minute mile? 0.

Don't get me started on parallel parking.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 28, 2026 07:13 PM (guGkK)

107 Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 28, 2026 07:02 PM (vJrRc)

Is this Malcolm a dem plant? Or just caught up in theory? Observation would indicate that conservative men who marry liberal women are more likely to end up voting dem than the other way around.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 28, 2026 07:10 PM (lFFaq)

Well if he's a decent guy wifes pretty often will take on their husband politics because they don't have to worry as much about friends and coworkers politics.

If he's a 'feminist ally' the wife might end up buried under the floorboards.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 28, 2026 07:13 PM (uhVAy)

108 You know who had 5 year plans.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 28, 2026 07:13 PM (PbWRL)

109 I think that if you eat the soup, you will fall asleep and wake up in India without your kidneys, legs, or genitals.

Posted by: ace at August 28, 2026 06:42 PM (1wjle)

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This sounds oddly specific, Ace.

Posted by: ShainS at August 28, 2026 07:14 PM (9c4Eu)

110 I don't like soup. It is too in between.

We know how to eat liquids -- we put them in a glass and drink them. What is this spoon nonsense. It's annoying.

Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 28, 2026 07:14 PM (ImuKY)

111 Critical Drinker said the guy in the back of the Rings of Power picture looks like he sells weed outside your local convenience store

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 28, 2026 07:14 PM (EZWVc)

112 Peter Beinart is very deranged and should be ignored because he is ill. Have pity.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 28, 2026 07:14 PM (RIvkX)

113 I get stuff every week offering a free lunch or dinner. They say it's about Retirement Financial Planning.

I guess avoidance of paternity suits and child support could be part of that.
Posted by: J. Miklos Strom-Thurmond at August 28, 2026 07:12 PM (4RYRd)
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*** Renewal by Andersen has entered the chat. ***

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 28, 2026 07:15 PM (FZ29D)

114 97 >>I am weird

If you haven't noticed, so is everyone.
Posted by: JackStraw

I'm not weird. Mom says I'm eccentric.

Posted by: Loose Screws at August 28, 2026 07:15 PM (JM9I6)

115 With a chick like that you feel a hell of a lot less guilty leaving a floater in the toilet and wiping your dick on the drapes.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Careful if they have those metal blinds

Posted by: Miklos knows Things at August 28, 2026 07:15 PM (4RYRd)

116 EAT SOUP WITH US

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Did they mention that sides include some fava beans and a nice chianti?

Posted by: ShainS at August 28, 2026 07:16 PM (9c4Eu)

117 I don't like soup. It is too in between.

We know how to eat liquids -- we put them in a glass and drink them. What is this spoon nonsense. It's annoying.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 28, 2026 07:14 PM (ImuKY)

if it is a broth soup you can drink it from a coffee cup.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 28, 2026 07:16 PM (uhVAy)

118 I've been to one of those sales things at a local steakhouse and had a free steak and listened to the pitch and felt sorry for the guy because I was never going to buy anything I just wanted a free steak.

Posted by: fd at August 28, 2026 07:16 PM (MWfyi)

119 I don't always use the public restroom, but when I do I prefer a stall.

Posted by: Captain Splatter at August 28, 2026 07:16 PM (UjdFS)

120 Woke "trans" tourist: Now that the UK says that biological men must use the men's bathrooms, I don't know which bathroom to use.

What a riddle. Who could figure out such a puzzler?

***

Somebody kick this dipshit in the nuts. He'll figure it out soon enough.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 28, 2026 07:16 PM (2WIwB)

121 The Department of Education has told schools to stop overpunishing white kids and underpunishing black kids to create "balance" in punishment -- irrespective of actual student behavior -- and Reuters is just heart-sick about it.
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Harrison Bergeron, to the white courtesy phone, please!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 28, 2026 07:17 PM (RIvkX)

122 Don't get me started on parallel parking.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 28, 2026 07:13 PM (guGkK)

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* snort *

Posted by: ShainS at August 28, 2026 07:18 PM (9c4Eu)

123 >>We figured you more for a 5 gram plan.

I'm plan was to make it 50. I'm on bonus time.

It's all good.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2026 07:18 PM (viF8m)

124 The 5-year plan ("pyatilyetka") in progress when I spent some time in the USSR, unironically, had the theme "Quality". I'm sure the quality at SEVMASH (nuke subs) and in the Ministry of Heavy Machine Building (ballistic missiles) was pretty good. What we experienced was comically different.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 28, 2026 07:19 PM (U/Byj)

125 Mush 'n' Milk is all you need to grow healthy children.
Spoiled, nothing! You kids put that milk on your mush and eat it. Bah!

Posted by: Crone From Bleak Hill Boarding School at August 28, 2026 07:19 PM (JM9I6)

126 high school boys beat it yearly by the dozens

Posted by: Skip

don't tell mom

Posted by: high school boys at August 28, 2026 07:19 PM (4RYRd)

127 More 1984 newspeak / doublethink from the Left

Opinion is Fact

Men are Women

Crazy is Sane

But they will always always be identified best from the actual quote from 1984

Ignorance is strength

Posted by: polynikes at August 28, 2026 07:19 PM (KC5Lt)

128 My

sheesh

Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2026 07:20 PM (viF8m)

129 Abby Phillip is on record saying her job at CNN is to explain "the facts" to conservatives.

"Because when you don't ever even hear the facts, it's hard to even know that you're wrong."
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The ignorance is positively breathtaking.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 28, 2026 07:20 PM (RIvkX)

130 117 I don't like soup. It is too in between.

We know how to eat liquids -- we put them in a glass and drink them. What is this spoon nonsense. It's annoying.
Posted by: bob (moron inbobnitus) at August 28, 2026 07:14 PM (ImuKY)

The fuck am I supposed to dip my grilled cheese sandwich in?

Seriously, throw this man out. He's drunk.

Posted by: give me tomato soup or give me death at August 28, 2026 07:20 PM (2nRM4)

131 “I’m trans and I heard I’m not allowed to go to the women’s restroom in public spaces. I don’t know where to go to be honest.”
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Alley out back?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 28, 2026 07:20 PM (RIvkX)

132 Abby Phillip is on record saying her job at CNN is to explain "the facts" to conservatives.

"Because when you don't ever even hear the facts, it's hard to even know that you're wrong."
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The ignorance is positively breathtaking.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 28, 2026 07:20 PM (RIvkX)

I don't recall her giving a fact out ever.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 28, 2026 07:21 PM (uhVAy)

133 Yesterday I called AirCanada (it's still called that today, right??) for something and the robot greeting explaining all the options etc included a statement I've never heard before, about offensive or divisive behavior (on the phone, was clear from context) would not be permitted. Sorry I forget the exact words, was too gobsmacked to focus after that


Living up here, I hear those messages and see the signs everywhere.

Perhaps I've been setting bad exampkes for all the damn foreigners.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 28, 2026 07:21 PM (Sco7b)

134 I don't like soup. It is too in between
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Soup is just Stew, that ain't done yet.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 28, 2026 07:22 PM (99A9t)

135 "I don’t know where to go to be honest.”

Maybe go back home, take off the dress, and learn to live with yourself without being a weirdo.

Posted by: fd at August 28, 2026 07:23 PM (MWfyi)

136 "You like Broth"?

The Girl Wants To Fix Him Some Broth-200 Motels

Posted by: Frank Zappa, 1971 at August 28, 2026 07:23 PM (JM9I6)

137 Turkish toilets know no gender

Posted by: the left hand of wisdom at August 28, 2026 07:23 PM (4RYRd)

138 Judge throws out Khalid Sheikh Mohammed's 9/11 confession in already long wait for trial

A military judge ruled the statements were involuntary in a decision that could further complicate the decades-long wait for a trial
_fox

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 28, 2026 07:23 PM (VPNgR)

139 126 high school boys beat it yearly by the dozens

Posted by: Skip

don't tell mom
Posted by: high school boys at August 28, 2026 07:19 PM (4RYRd)

Yearly?

Man, birth control pills in the water supply are wreaking havoc.

When I was in school it was daily. Like it was an after school job I didn't get paid for. An internship.

Posted by: my eyesight has deteriorated at August 28, 2026 07:24 PM (2nRM4)

140 I'm wondering in what reality Peter Beinert thinks he makes sense

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 28, 2026 07:24 PM (EZWVc)

141 if it is a broth soup you can drink it from a coffee cup.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 28, 2026 07:16 PM (uhVAy)

Say, this gives me an idea. Instant soup in a cup. What shall we call it?

Posted by: Lipton Teas and Infusions, UK at August 28, 2026 07:24 PM (wVcYX)

142 I love soup but unless you make it homemade the stuff you get from a can has close to 100% of the daily recommended amount of sodium.

Posted by: polynikes at August 28, 2026 07:25 PM (KC5Lt)

143 Or maybe times are getting tough, water it down a bit, and try to stretch it out.

Remember "Nail Soup"? The old tale about the magic nail, a hobo comes to a town, and claims to have a magic nail that makes the most delicious soup. But it would be improved, he said, if only he had a little Salt. 'Oh, I have some Salt' said the nice elderly lady. He added the salt and stirred it into the pot....

Posted by: Common Tater at August 28, 2026 07:25 PM (99A9t)

144 "Judge throws out Khalid Sheikh Mohammed's 9/11 confession in already long wait for trial"

See what I mean? World done gone crazy. You could tell me tomorrow that the King of England is now the queen and I would not be the least bit surprised.

Posted by: fd at August 28, 2026 07:26 PM (MWfyi)

145
I thought the King was a queen

Posted by: four seasons at August 28, 2026 07:27 PM (/QHx4)

146 "The Food and Drug Administration on Aug. 27 approved COVID-19 vaccines from Pfizer, Moderna, and Sanofi."

No information yet as to their adoption by Canada's MAID program, or by Planned Parenthood for first trimester abortions.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 28, 2026 07:27 PM (rbvCR)

147 >I am weird

If you haven't noticed, so is everyone.
Posted by: JackStraw

I'm not weird. Mom says I'm eccentric.
Posted by: Loose Screws at August 28, 2026 07:15 PM (JM9I6)


Special
You're so very special

Posted by: LASue at August 28, 2026 07:28 PM (lCppi)

148 146 "The Food and Drug Administration on Aug. 27 approved COVID-19 vaccines from Pfizer, Moderna, and Sanofi."

No information yet as to their adoption by Canada's MAID program, or by Planned Parenthood for first trimester abortions.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 28, 2026 07:27 PM (rbvCR)

Aug. 27, 2026?

Posted by: m at August 28, 2026 07:28 PM (odBC9)

149 If I woke up one morning and there was a Pope Mohammed I wouldn't bat an eye.

Posted by: fd at August 28, 2026 07:28 PM (MWfyi)

150 At least four "women's" golf tournaments in Canada this summer have been won by men.

Another good reason for what I've tacked onto my name.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant, a Moron behind enemy lines at August 28, 2026 07:29 PM (O7YUW)

151 I'm having French Onion Soup right now. Don't know what makes it French, though.

Posted by: Can't Speak Frog at August 28, 2026 07:29 PM (JM9I6)

152 the stuff you get from a can has close to 100% of the daily recommended amount of sodium
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It's all wretched shit, I've tried most of them at some time or another.

I use Cream of Mushroom for a few recipes. All that is, is a cheater milk gravy. it works. Tomato soup is OK in a pinch if a dish must have tomatoes, and some do. Rotel is kind of handy for a slight extra kick, and already has onions. I like smoked Jalapeno - the Chipotle in Adobo.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 28, 2026 07:29 PM (99A9t)

153 And I don't care about commas if you want commas put em in your damnself.

Posted by: fd at August 28, 2026 07:30 PM (MWfyi)

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