The Morning Report — 8/ 27 /26

Good morning kids. And so President Trump made this move yesterday.

President Donald J. Trump signed an Executive Order on Wednesday declaring a national emergency to protect the United States’ bulk-power system from foreign threats. The order prohibits the purchase or installation of certain foreign-produced electric equipment that poses cybersecurity risks or operational vulnerabilities. . . By addressing vulnerabilities in the supply chain, the order aims to secure the reliability of the U.S. electric grid, reduce dependency on foreign components, and mitigate risks to national security. It also aims to protect critical infrastructure that supports defense, emergency services, and the broader economy.

Considering we are in a state of war, no not with Canada, despite the idiocy farted out by their yammering potato headed PM Carney, that we discussed yesterday. I mean Iran and behind the scenes the Chi-Coms. And Iran still has a very dangerous and operational Cyber Warfare capability most recently demonstrated by their sabotaging of a major British power plant for several days.
So, the President's move is for sure understandable. That said we had this totally avoidable madness happen right here in Gary, In...

Gary, Indiana, just wrapped up week two with no power, and the left-wing narrative on the extended blackout is (unsurprisingly), “It’s racism!” As someone who lived in Gary for a decade, I can tell you it is anything but that. Gary made me a conservative. In 1999, I married a man from Gary and moved to his home on the west side. That marked the beginning of a 10-year journey in one of the most dangerous cities in America. I was a default Democrat at the time, like most black Americans. Still, as a Christian woman, I dove into community service right away, helping launch and direct an afterschool program.

Yes, it wasn't cyber-warfare nor racism, but the evils of the absolute incompetence of Leftist/Democrat longterm control of a city that caused this deterioration. Suffering and misery of the citizenry is all because said Democrats/Leftists are interested in is the accrual and maintenance of absolute power at all costs.

Speaking of which, I give you the diametric opposite of the sane, erudite woman who wrote that piece; the bald-headed, brain damaged, vile, twisted Lopecia Pressley.

“It is bigger than Trump,” Pressley said. “Because whenever we do the work of ousting the occupant of the Oval Office, the Confederacy is still alive and well. That’s all MAGA is.”

Funny, the confederacy and the slavery, Jim Crow and big government genocide of Black America was created and fomented by the DEMOCRAT Party, as it is until this very day.

All they have left is a tattered and shit-stained race card to play as more and more black Americans are abandoning them en masse. Not enough in terms of numbers and speed necessarily to satisfy me but I think the trend is there. If it weren't then we wouldn't be seeing the reactions to Gary, or Flint Michigan or anywhere else their incompetence causes misery, dislocation and death, or just the knee-jerk blood-libeling like this repulsive piece of shit and everyone like her.

When do we declare a national emergency because of the continued assault on the nation and society by the Democrat/Left. They will be our undoing if the Muslim's don't finish us off first. If that is the case it will be because their allies on the Left will have greased their wheels. My only satisfaction is knowing their pinheads will be lopped off as Islam seizes control of everything.

Have a good day.

ABOVE THE FOLD, BREAKING, NOTEWORTHY

By addressing vulnerabilities in the supply chain, the order aims to secure the reliability of the U.S. electric grid, reduce dependency on foreign components, and mitigate risks to national security. It also aims to protect critical infrastructure that supports defense, emergency services, and the broader economy.
President Trump Declares National Emergency to Protect U.S. Power Grid.

CIVIL WAR 2.0, LEFTIST PERSECUTIONS, DEMOCRAT PUTSCH, AMERICAN DISSOLUTION

The designation freezes the collective’s U.S.-jurisdiction assets and prohibits Americans and U.S. financial institutions from doing business with it.
State Dept Investigation Links Portland Antifa to Hamas and Iran’s Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps.
The A/I Collective website is open about its desire for unrest and the destruction of Western civilization.
US Sanctions Foreign Tech Group For Providing Infrastructure For Left-Wing Domestic Terror
“According to Capitol Police, the suspect drove the truck all the way from California, and they are examining his background to determine why he came to Washington, D.C.,” reports Forbes. He was arrested for “Carrying a Dangerous Weapon for being in possession of the guillotine.”
California Man Arrested for Parking Guillotine near U.S. Supreme Court
The worse things are in the U.S., the better as far as the communist left is concerned.
Americans must wake up to encroaching communism
Laughing at Kirk’s murder reinforces this idea that murdering a conservative is a joke, isn’t that important and signals to the next radical that their violence will be met with applause and laughter rather than universal condemnation.
Hasan Piker’s Mocking Of Charlie Kirk Is Part Of The Left’s Assassination Prep Campaign
Leftism is a deadly disease.
Four Murderers and a Scapegoat
The Young Democratic Socialists of America chooses two co-chairs who embrace militant labor organizing, international socialist coordination, and plans for a nationwide general strike in 2028.
A Bellwether for Militancy? The DSA’s New National Youth Leaders
Why do young people love communism so much nowadays?
‘It Can’t Happen Here’? Are You Sure?
One would think that the liberal race fizzgigs would look at the soon-to-be smoldering ruins of the Southern Poverty Law Center (SPLC) and want to avoid the humiliation that goes hand-in-hand with lying about racism and funding it when there isn't enough to go around, but no.
Race Hustlers Redux: How Low Can the Grievance Grifters Go?
Pressley made the remarks Monday at Roxbury Community College in Boston while campaigning for Sen. Ed Markey (D-MA) in his primary race against Rep. Seth Moulton (D-MA).
Ayanna, LOPECIA Pressley: ‘The Confederacy Is Still Alive and Well — That’s All MAGA Is’
"DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST/GLOBALIST BORDER BLOODBATH," AMNESTY, IMMIGRATION, BORDER SECURITY
On Friday, a judge reversed a Trump Administration pause on visa applications in 75 countries. The court ruled it was “contrary to law and in excess of statutory authority” of Secretary of State Marco Rubio. The judge also seemed to take issue with singling out these 75 countries.
Trump Pauses Immigrant Visas Globally for Training to Avoid Deadbeats, Troublemakers
Obama-endorsed Iowa Democrat U.S. Senate nominee Josh Turek has portrayed himself as a “common-sense” moderate, even as his official legislative newsletter advised illegal immigrants on avoiding ICE detainment and as he called for an “easier pathway to citizenship.”
Iowa Dem Josh Turek Advised Illegal Immigrants How to Avoid ICE Detainment in Official Newsletter (Turek is a mashup of Turd+Dreck - jjs)

THE IRAN CONFLICT, MOU/"PEACE DEAL" (aftermath??)
Can Iran's mullah dictatorship govern the country while losing the war?<
Iran’s Most Dangerous Enemy: Administrative Collapse/a>
ISRAEL vs IRAN & GAZA/HAMAS, HEZBOLLAH . . . AND LEFTISTS. . . The U.N... AND HISTORY
Wow, who saw this coming?
Hamas Found to Be Storing Weapons in Mosques(Given the nature and history of Islam, the Mosque itself and the Korans in its pews are more lethal than any of the bombs or bullets by orders of magnitude - jjs)

* * * * *
Accuses Israel of 'organ harvesting' and 'dog rape'.
‘Feminist’ "Palestinian" Org on Campuses Fueling Virulent Jew-Hate
DOMESTIC AFFAIRS, THE COURTS, WASTE/FRAUD/ABUSE
It is not racism preventing Gary from thriving. It is apathy, political thievery, and race obsession.
Racism Isn’t Fueling Power Outages In Gary, Indiana. Incompetent Black Leaders Are
Utility mismanagement, aging infrastructure, and a land-based hurricane are the real reasons some Gary residents don’t have power.
Gary, Indiana’s Power Outages Aren’t Because Of Racism
FIRST AMENDMENT ISSUES, CENSORSHIP, FAKE NEWS, MEDIA, BIG BROTHER TECH
The most successful foreign influence operation reshaping the American internet is operating out of London.
How U.K. Operatives Are Exporting Censorship To Twenty-One States
The 'Michigan Independent' is part of a left-wing network of purported local media outlets that target voters with partisan messaging
Soros-Funded Fake News Site Falsely Identified Abdul El-Sayed as 'Veteran' in Mailer Sent to Michigan Voters

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Bill Gates, who transformed himself from a software tycoon into a leftist icon of environmentalism and health philanthropy, has now published an essay calling for an AI slowdown. This is a massive shift is a shift for a tech evangelist who has built his post-Microsoft career on faith in AI’s ability to fix hard problems. Gates said this is the first time in his life he wishes a new technology would advance more slowly.
Tech Evangelist Bill Gates Suddenly Argues AI Needs to Slow Down to Protect Humanity
The world's most credentialed catastrophist has found his second pandemic.
Bill Gates Has an AI Plan for You
This settlement underscores the growing scrutiny of social media companies and their role in causing youth mental health challenges. While Meta’s stock rose 4.4 percent in pre-market trading, the company still faces thousands of lawsuits nationwide related to similar claims. The case also highlights broader concerns about data privacy and the regulation of Big Tech platforms.
Meta Agrees to $16.68 Billion Settlement Over Allegations of Child Privacy Violations and Harmful Platform Design.
Glenn H. Reynolds: At the heart of the widespread bipartisan resistance to data centers and Flock cameras is our distrust of the people behind them.
Tech bros must channel the moguls of old to get back in America’s good graces
The entire vibe over the last 12 months has become substantially more negative against new data centers.
How Data Centers Became The New Culture War Provocation
WE-ALL-SLAM-FOR-I-SLAM
Michigan Senate candidate promotes Pakistani persecutor of Christians.
Abdul El-Sayed Defends Muslim Dictator Who Harbored Bin Laden
"They say it's a religion of peace,” he said. “As far as we know, it is a religion of violence.”
He Was Jailed For Exposing Muslim Violence In Nigeria. Now, He’s Warning Americans To Fight Sharia.
OFFICIAL DEMOCRAT PARTY/LEFTIST-ENDORSED ANTI-SEMITISM, ANTI-CHRISTIANITY, PLUS VARIOUS & SUNDRY GODLESS HEATHENS
One Bilzerian ad called Jews 'Shylocks' and asked if voters should 'revisit' Hitler's opinions
Owners of Talkin' Tacos Halal Food Chain Gave More Than $10K to Neo-Nazi Dan Bilzerian's Jew-Bashing Congressional Run
J-6 FBI/PELOSI-ENGINEERED FALSE FLAG "RIOT" & AFTERMATH,
His critics sneer at him while quaking in their boots because Martin is a happy warrior who has achieved an awful lot in a short time.
Miranda Devine: Trump’s ultra-MAGA man who oversaw prez’s ‘year of mercy’
AMERICA AND THE WORLD IMPRISONED: CHINESE CORONAVIRUS FICTIONS AND FACTS
Margot Cleveland: It’s clear that Fauci was driven by his own selfish interests.
Fauci’s Egomania Destroyed Lives Both On A Large Scale And On A Personal Level
THE ECONOMY, STUPID
Interest-rate swaps allow investors to gain exposure to fixed or floating rates without owning government bonds. Comparing swap rates with Treasury yields can therefore help distinguish changes in the general price of long-term interest-rate risk from changes caused by conditions specific to the Treasury market.
Bessent’s Treasury Buybacks Show Signs of Improving Long-Bond Market Liquidity
Some laughed, thinking it impossible to destroy the American economic juggernaut, but decades later, we’re $40 trillion in debt.
Cloward, Piven, And Zinn Told Us They Wanted To Bankrupt America
RED-GREENS, CLIMATE CHANGE HOAX, DEMOCRAT-LEFT WAR ON FOSSIL FUELS, JUNK SCIENCE, LYSENKOISM
William Lawrence, a former Democratic Socialist, held up the collapse of the Francis Scott Key Bridge as an example of 'economic protest against fossil power
Michigan Democrat House Candidate Called Fatal Baltimore Bridge Collapse a 'Climate Activist's Dream' (and Praised the Houthis) in Bizarre Podcast
The dispute, therefore, extends far beyond competing interpretations of climate science. Material designed to guide federal judges on questions of attribution, causation, and damages drew heavily upon work involving an attorney connected to plaintiffs litigating those same questions.
The Climate Crap Now Being Pulled By One of Lincoln’s Civil War-Era Institutions.
A movement that aligns with the goals of Agenda 21 and the globalists.
The New Religion of Anti-Speciesism Values Animals Above Humans
CRIME & PUNISHMENT, NON-DOSTOYEVSKY
Operation Riptide demonstrates the FBI’s expanding ability to disrupt the international cybercrime networks that are increasingly using artificial intelligence and sophisticated digital infrastructure to target Americans.
FBI Op Dismantles International Cybercrime Syndicates Targeting Americans.
EDUCATION, AND WHAT PASSES FOR IT
Conditions described as 'perfect awful soup' are merely the latest indignity to befall a place of learning named after the 44th president
No Child Left Inside: Obama Elementary School Shuttered Over 'Mold Growth,' Rat Infestation
We need to do something to bridge the gap back to the American dream for college grads.
5 Ways The Right Can Start Fixing The Student Loan Crisis Without Punishing Taxpayers
The greater share of blame, however, belongs not to the press but to the institution that made this entire episode possible.
Institutional Rot Killed Jason Arday
The morally topsy-turvy world of woke academia.
Scholar Who Exposed Jason Arday Now Will Be Fired From Ghent University
No wonder the academics want to ‘defund the police’
At Upwards of $300,000 a Year, Police Officers Start to Out-Earn Professors
ABORTION
McKenna West and the child she carried are caught in the middle of the fight for life.
How A Surrogacy Nightmare Exposed America’s Fractured Abortion Law Depravity
SECOND AMENDMENT
“[Forty-eight percent] of Likely U.S. Voters believe the United States needs stricter gun control laws, down from 51 percent in October 2024.”
Rasmussen: Gun Control Support Falls Among Likely U.S. Voters
THE 2020 AND OTHER ELECTION HEISTS & AFTERMATH
This represents just one of many election security initiatives pushed by the Trump administration, with other measures including a recently announced historic number of election monitors for the 2026 midterms in November.
Democrat States Launch Another Lawsuit Against Trump’s Mail-In Voting Reforms.
This is nothing more than an attempt to suppress the right to vote. And I and my (Nazi/Communist/criminal ) Democrat colleagues will fight this all the way to the United States Supreme Court.”
Letitia James: Postal Service and POTUS Don’t Have Jurisdiction Over Elections
DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST AND RINO SCANDALS, MESHUGAS, CHUTZPOCRISY, INSANITY
You look at the decline of American institutions, and the widespread spiral into debt and financial instability, and wonder how it’s all happening.
America Is Becoming An Empire Of Fraud and Shameless Crony Grifting
New Mexico's Gabe Vasquez helped the company secure up to $50,000 in taxpayer funds while disclosing the options
Dem Congressman Backed COVID Grant for Company in Which He Disclosed Stock Options While Serving on City Council: Gabe Vasquez Now Says the Stock 'Had No Value'
Dwayne Romero, whose own house is worth up to $25 million, has accused 'Wall Street behemoths' of driving up rent while holding positions with BlackRock, Blackstone, and Airbnb
Colorado Dem Running for Congress on Housing Affordability Sells Luxury Aspen Homes for Tens of Millions
POLITICS
“Most countries that have socialism, they are thriving.”
A Socialist Wins a Senate Primary in … Oklahoma?
“The Democrat Party right now is, I think, going through a kind of experiment”
Hillary Clinton Suggests Rise of Socialism in the Democrat Party is ‘Healthy’
...days after he insisted the Republican Party isn’t going to anoint Vice President JD Vance as President Trump’s successor in 2028.
Ted Cruz teases possible 2028 clash with JD Vance: ‘I want to be president’
President Donald Trump knows exactly what Democrats plan to run against this November: Orange Man Bad... The strategy is almost embarrassingly logical. Democrats plan to make congressional races a referendum on Trump. He's accepting the invitation.
The Media Made the Midterms About Trump. He’s Taking Them Up on It.
FOREIGN AFFAIRS, INTERNATIONAL
According to Chinese state media, the flash floods began at around 9:00 a.m. local time in the border region of Nepal, quickly spilling over into Tibet’s Gyirong county. The first report of the disaster came from a border checkpoint that was obliterated in a matter of seconds, as recorded by horrified onlookers...
At Least 95 Dead from Massive Floods in Tibet and Nepal, Hundreds Missing
With the two countries already imposing steep tariffs and threatening additional retaliation, an electricity cutoff would further disrupt cross-border energy markets and make a negotiated resolution more difficult.
Toronto’s Immigrant Mayor Backs Cutting Off U.S. Power to Punish Trump.
This policy demonstrates how Colombia, like much of South America generally, has shifted rightwards, prioritizing law and order candidates in recent elections.
Colombia’s New President Launches Immigration Crackdown, Promises Mass Deportations.
Europe’s oldest living monarch and Norway’s ceremonial head of state since 1991, Harald was taken to hospital on August 17. The palace said he was being treated for a bacterial infection in his blood.
Norway’s King Harald in ‘very serious’ health condition, royal family cancels all planned events
BIDEN AFGHANISTAN BUG-OUT DISASTER AFTERMATH
...during former [so-called quote-unquote] President Joe Biden’s botched Afghanistan withdrawal.
Trump Tributes 13 Fallen Service-members on Fifth Anniversary of Abbey Gate Bombing
HEALTH AND HEALTH CARE
This represents a major victory for the MAHA movement. It also coincides with figures showing that SNAP enrollment has dropped by more than 13 percent in just one year amid a crackdown on welfare fraud. Specifically, SNAP enrollment fell from 42.2 million in May 2025 to 36.6 million in May this year.
MAHA: SNAP Restrictions Have Reduced Soda Consumption.
‘Everybody should want to control their own medical decisions when it doesn’t affect anyone else. The court should clarify that is the law as it now stands.’
SCOTUS Asked To Inject Dose Of Clarity Into Vaccine Mandate Jurisprudence
ACTUAL SCIENCE, TECHNOLOGY
Finally, the system that appears to work best is for each rocket company to have its own facilities, controlled by it entirely, either by ownership or lease. The vibrant growth of the American private sector illustrates this clearly. Under that system, things more quick because there is no negotiation with others and self-interest fuels operations entirely.
Spaceports: What works and what doesn’t
FEMINAZISM, TRANSGENDER PSYCHOSIS, HOMOSEXUALIZATION, WAR ON MASCULINITY/NORMALCY
In Pennsylvania's 8th district, "Chlamydia Berns" is taking aim at the GOP.
STD-Themed Drag Queen Comes After Republicans Over Dem Attack Ad
The transgender movement continues to cause significant harm to many children, but there is now some pushback at the national level.
Transgenderism Is Still Trending
Two radically different approaches to motherhood.
In a World of Titty-Caca AOCs, Be a Leavitt
The left told them that only anger against perceived injustices creates meaning and happiness, and they’ll destroy everything in their paths to achieve those goals.
Why Are Liberal White Women So Angry?
CULTURE WARS, NATIONAL SUICIDE
Victor Davis Hanson: Caitlin Clark made the WNBA rich, but its players seem determined to destroy the league by turning women’s basketball into a violent spectacle.
The New WWE—Women’s Wrestling Entertainment
Christian Toto: Trailer pushes far-Left talking points, casts thieves as lovable heroes
Is ‘How to Rob a Bank’ Really ‘DSA: The Movie?’ (Given the long bloody history of the Weathermen,BLA, et al, this is not a very original plot line - jjs)
TV therapist, heal thyself.
Bitter, Unglued Comedian Claims We’re ‘in the Middle of a Trans Genocide’
There was a time when parents didn't have 10,000 choices about what their children watched. A handful of networks, studios, and executives decided what America's children would see.
Making Children's Programming Great Again
HITHER & YON
Long Island naturalist Peter Janow caught what he believed to be an American mink on a trail camera he set up in Northport near the North Shore just after midnight on Aug. 4, he told News 12 Long Island.
Rare American mink possibly spotted on Long Island for first time in 31 years

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1 first.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 27, 2026 07:35 AM (cpFbA)

2 Happy Thursday

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 27, 2026 07:37 AM (/+uur)

3 Howdy Horde!

Posted by: Any better, I'd be twins at August 27, 2026 07:38 AM (2CeDH)

4 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 27, 2026 07:38 AM (u82oZ)

5

Long Island Mink, Gentleman Jimmy Burke yells at Johnny Roast Beef to "SEND IT BACK!!!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 27, 2026 07:40 AM (x0n13)

6 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 27, 2026 07:40 AM (ExV1e)

7 Yonder Horde

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 27, 2026 07:41 AM (2Cry5)

8 The Democrats have nominated a very interesting person for the Oklahoma Senate seat

https://tinyurl.com/58fr6sk6

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 27, 2026 07:42 AM (W7kHr)

9 "When do we declare a national emergency because of the continued assault on the nation and society by the Democrat/Left."

Immovable mental block or partial paralysis on the Right: we can occasionally talk about this but never really do anything about it.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 27, 2026 07:43 AM (ntaXS)

10 Howdy, beloved Horde!

Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at August 27, 2026 07:43 AM (OlzlW)

11 Bitter, Unglued Comedian Claims We’re ‘in the Middle of a Trans Genocide’
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Before I even clicked I knew it was Margaret Cho.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 27, 2026 07:44 AM (W7kHr)

12 Life-affirming hugs to you, Mr. Salty!

Posted by: Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace at August 27, 2026 07:46 AM (OlzlW)

13 Revolver:
These trade war numbers show Canada is on a ‘death march.’ Trump holds all the cards…

Posted by: SMOD at August 27, 2026 07:46 AM (xEumJ)

14 Good Morning.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 27, 2026 07:46 AM (VJ0w/)

15 If you are on X, the pure hatred and delusion by the 65+ aged left in Canada is off the charts over the trade deal.

It's hilarious watching them throw their tantrums as they strut about in the shit of their chicken coop.

"We're going to cut off oil, gas and electric to the US!!"
Oh, and who are you going to sell it to?

"We're going to make a better deal with the EU!"
You mean like you said you were going to some 6 months ago?

"We're going to borrow $7.5 billion to support our businesses, proving we don't need you!"
Oh, that's like "one-half a Minneapolis of fraud" for us. And, again, who are they going to sell to?

"Elbows up!"
You got us there.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 27, 2026 07:47 AM (3cUTc)

16 {{{Emmie, celebrating 250 years of God's grace}}}

Wow! Your hugs are wonderful!
*Got a smile on my face now.*

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 27, 2026 07:48 AM (u82oZ)

17 15- they're not terribly bright.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 27, 2026 07:49 AM (VJ0w/)

18 "Funny, the confederacy and the slavery, Jim Crow and big government genocide of Black America was created and fomented by the DEMOCRAT Party"

Well, the parties switched.

Posted by: AliasDumbAss at August 27, 2026 07:50 AM (MWfyi)

19 Good morning again dear morons and happy birthday JJ

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 27, 2026 07:51 AM (RIvkX)

20
*sigh of relief*

Her Majesty's computer is working again. For certain values of "working".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 27, 2026 07:51 AM (O0L8i)

21 A 2024 Survey of Income and Program Participation reveals that “53 percent of households headed by immigrants — naturalized citizens, legal residents, and illegal immigrants — used one or more major welfare programs.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 27, 2026 07:52 AM (/+uur)

22 Congrats, Hadian!

Morning, all. Time for my walk, then job hunting interspersed with reading the Morning Report links.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 27, 2026 07:53 AM (aJQbY)

23 A taco chain owned by wogs?

Why would anyone think it was good?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 27, 2026 07:53 AM (k5CNB)

24 Rare long island mink spotted in Miami, driving a Cadillac.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 27, 2026 07:53 AM (gm9Sb)

25 I have lived all over America's fruited plain. In every instance, where ever I lived, there was a predominately black area or neighborhood there. Some large, some small. Every black area had a city/county run "community" center, a "head start" center for free baby momma day care and a police station or substation. None of these were ever seen in a "white" area or neighborhood. Yet, the black areas were run down, full of crime, drug sales and youths prone to violence and gang activity. Just what are they teaching in those community centers and head start programs?

Posted by: Across The Fruited Plain at August 27, 2026 07:54 AM (QRHoA)

26 glirp gleeb vlikdop

Posted by: Noovuss at August 27, 2026 07:54 AM (/N6FW)

27 People's Hippo Voice

Last night I went to a dinner with others in a Widow Support Group. During that, I was drawn into a political discussion. I explained some things.

I did get one Trump hater to admit that she was looking at things emotionally, but not analytically. My focus was on how Trump's actions are all against China. She thought Trump's praise of Xi was sincere! Sheesh.
I used low casualties to show Trump's actions are smarter than previous Presidents.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 27, 2026 07:55 AM (u82oZ)

28 That Dem senate candidate in OK… that’s a different and weird kind of nutso

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 27, 2026 07:55 AM (geWO5)

29 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at August 27, 2026 07:55 AM (g9NYF)

30 A halal taco shack. No thanks.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 27, 2026 07:57 AM (VJ0w/)

31 Long Island naturalist Peter Janow caught what he believed to be an American mink on a trail camera he set up in Northport near the North Shore just after midnight on Aug. 4, he told News 12 Long Island.
=====

"Your minkey, does it bite?"

Posted by: Insp. Clouseau at August 27, 2026 07:58 AM (RIvkX)

32 Long Island Mink, Gentleman Jimmy Burke yells at Johnny Roast Beef to "SEND IT BACK!!!"

That fat fuck! He ought to wear a sign.

Posted by: Jimmy Burke at August 27, 2026 07:58 AM (QRHoA)

33 I wonder whether at this point the Dems are doing what I did when I played Risk when I was around 10-11.

When I saw that I couldn't win, I'd go Kamikaze against the leading player just to ruin his day.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 27, 2026 08:00 AM (7jSnO)

34 Where my EBT card at?

Posted by: La'Shondra at August 27, 2026 08:01 AM (2Ez/1)

35 Just what are they teaching in those community centers and head start programs?

Posted by: Across The Fruited Plain at August 27, 2026 07:54 AM (QRHoA)
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Entitlement.

You shouldn't have to lift a finger for anything.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 27, 2026 08:02 AM (7jSnO)

36 Morning, news folken. It's seven am already? I need to shower and shave. The rain will be here soon, and I can't or don't want to go anywhere, but I hate feeling sloppy.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at August 27, 2026 08:03 AM (wzUl9)

37 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 08:05 AM (ccf/V)

38 “and plans for a nationwide general strike in 2028.”

So, people who have never worked a day in their lives are going to shock the world by not working?

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 27, 2026 08:05 AM (o3ajz)

39 “It is bigger than Trump,” Pressley said. “Because whenever we do the work of ousting the occupant of the Oval Office, the Confederacy is still alive and well. That’s all MAGA is.”

And I'm betting NO ONE called her out on this bullshit publicly.

"Democrats were the KKK. Democrats were Jim Crow. Democrats are everything she's pointing toward Republicans being guilty of."

Our side has no balls.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 08:06 AM (ccf/V)

40 Good morning Horde, thx as always JJ.
The Massachusetts Senate Dem primary race between Markey and Moulton is a classic example of Kissinger's statement "why can't they both lose?"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 27, 2026 08:07 AM (TbVRb)

41 Headed up north to be one of the first to boat/fish on Lake America. Thank you President Trump!

Posted by: Wall-eyed Walter at August 27, 2026 08:07 AM (JM9I6)

42 That Dem senate candidate in OK… that’s a different and weird kind of nutso
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 27, 2026 07:55 AM (geWO5)

And he'll get lots of votes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 08:07 AM (ccf/V)

43 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at August 27, 2026 08:07 AM (53oGX)

44 The Confederacy had it's own currency. Does MAGA have it's own currency?

Posted by: I gotta ask at August 27, 2026 08:08 AM (2Ez/1)

45 So, people who have never worked a day in their lives are going to shock the world by not working?

Can they move it up? Y'see, this should free up a lot of job slots, and I don't think Brother Tim or I can wait that long.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 27, 2026 08:08 AM (aJQbY)

46 Ted Cruz teases possible 2028 clash with JD Vance: ‘I want to be president’

I want to be the body examiner for the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 27, 2026 08:08 AM (ExV1e)

47 If you read the second comment, DataRepublican says something WILL happen.

But first read the article:

https://tinyurl.com/v33yh4z4

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 27, 2026 08:09 AM (7jSnO)

48 I gotta ask,

Trumpcoin NFTs?

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 27, 2026 08:09 AM (aJQbY)

49 When do we declare a national emergency because of the continued assault on the nation and society by the Democrat/Left.

Never. But rather than give up all hope, think about the lobsters aboard the Titanic.

The Paraclete would have to descend upon the great masses of white men and women, procreate, home-school and by-pass the entire demonic academic, entertainment and "news" organizations.

AI would have to live up to its promises to replace middle-management and everything beneath that isn't operating a shovel, screwdriver or scalpel.

The cities must collapse since they are incubators of the worst human traits and motives.

And men need to return to being highly respected, trusted and necessary in the aftermath of the Demonic Party's total destruction of all that is Good and Holy.

Posted by: Hopeful Evangelical at August 27, 2026 08:09 AM (9s47C)

50 I wonder whether at this point the Dems are doing what I did when I played Risk when I was around 10-11.

When I saw that I couldn't win, I'd go Kamikaze against the leading player just to ruin his day.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 27, 2026 08:00 AM (7jSnO)

That game used to frustrate me; I felt like I always had bad luck rolling the dice. I could attack with 3 times the numbers of the defenders and because the tie went to the defense I’d lose troops in catastrophic numbers. My opponents would roll triple six… ugh

Like Jerry said of Kramer and Newman: it’s a game of world domination being played by two guys who can barely run their own lives

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 27, 2026 08:10 AM (geWO5)

51 Hey Morning People, I need some help. I read a quote once or a few times, said I believe by a conservative blogger, speaking of progressives - "their whole **** depends on their not understanding *****"

or something like that, and no, I am not talking about the famous Upton Sinclair quote...

If anyone knows the quote I am lookin for please help!

Posted by: 3X12ax7 at August 27, 2026 08:12 AM (m2Rts)

52 So if the president can make the Strait of Hormuz a US territory by just signing a piece of paper, why not do the same for Gibraltar, Taiwan, and Malacca?
Hell, grab the Saint Lawrence Seaway while you're at it.

Posted by: I gotta ask at August 27, 2026 08:13 AM (2Ez/1)

53 That game used to frustrate me

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 27, 2026 08:10 AM (geWO5)
-

My friend, who usually won when we played Risk, would flip over the board when he knew he was going to lose. And he was serious about it.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 27, 2026 08:13 AM (7jSnO)

54 Hey Morning People, I need some help. I read a quote once or a few times, said I believe by a conservative blogger, speaking of progressives - "their whole **** depends on their not understanding *****"

or something like that, and no, I am not talking about the famous Upton Sinclair quote...

If anyone knows the quote I am lookin for please help!

Posted by: 3X12ax7 at August 27, 2026 08:12 AM (m2Rts)
-

So this is an Adlibs thread now?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 27, 2026 08:14 AM (7jSnO)

55 My focus was on how Trump's actions are all against China. She thought Trump's praise of Xi was sincere! Sheesh.
--
It's not that they can't understand Trump, it's that they don't want to. Because that would mean admitting he's pretty damned good at stuff.

The guy spoke nice of Chuck Schumer to his face at the Al Smith Dinner; got Kim of NK to crack a smile when he stepped over the border.
Do they think he means all that as well?
Imagine choosing to believe he likes Chuck, Kim, Xi, et al.

But, it is funny--there's a reason Canada won't show their people the terms of the trade deal (and lied about what it actually said) but the US was happy to:
The trade deal wasn't to hurt Canada--it was to cut China out of using Canada as a middleman.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 27, 2026 08:15 AM (3cUTc)

56 Meaning and Origin of “It Is Difficult to Get a Man to Understand Something When His Salary Depends Upon His Not Understanding It”

This well‑known aphorism, often attributed to Upton Sinclair

Posted by: Don Black at August 27, 2026 08:16 AM (ZxPkt)

57 Ukraine not weak, Ukraine strong!

Posted by: Ukrainian Dude on Subway at August 27, 2026 08:17 AM (RIvkX)

58 Mamdani and NYC would go crazy if Canada cut off the power supply. The Hydro Quebec power supplies NYC with a good amount vid energy. I've seen the lights go out on Broadway (nod to billy Joel)

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 27, 2026 08:18 AM (TbVRb)

59 Ukraine is game to you?

https://youtu.be/fzLtF_PxbYw

Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at August 27, 2026 08:18 AM (2Ez/1)

60 It's not that they can't understand Trump, it's that they don't want to.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 27, 2026 08:15 AM (3cUTc)

With a lot of them, it's probably both. These are generally not bright people.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 27, 2026 08:18 AM (ntaXS)

61 Our side has no balls.

Our side has a life outside of the demonic pursuit of absolute power over other human beings.

A tiny percentage of the US hears her words. Some nod in agreement—she could say literally anything and they would still nod because they can't process her words, her audience is like your dog that responds to how you say words, and how certain sounds are supposed to trigger certain Pavlovian responses.

The other tiny group hears her words, processes them, and then get angry, mistakenly projecting their own abilities, sensibilities and moral framework onto a population that is beating off watching pr0n on their mobile devices.

Posted by: Hopeful Evangelical at August 27, 2026 08:19 AM (NzX/y)

62 Yep and it's a very well known and true statement by Mr. Sinclair, but that's not the quote I'm looking for...why I didn't save it arggggggg...

Something similar, something like "Their whole worldview? depends upon their not? understanding? something something..."

Iowahawk maybe?

Posted by: 3X12ax7 at August 27, 2026 08:19 AM (m2Rts)

63 plans for a nationwide general strike in 2028

People currently looking for work cheer you on.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 27, 2026 08:19 AM (ExV1e)

64 I think making Hormuz "a US territory" is more tweaking the mullahs and the left than an actual claim. It's symbolic. Not binding. IMO

If this were the case, that it's real, then there shouldn't have been any issues with claiming Diego Garcia was US territory.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 27, 2026 08:19 AM (2Cry5)

65 Heh, the story about the US looking to revive the prize courts, that haven't been used in over 100 years, to put a legal stamp on the Iranian oil and oil tankers we've seized.

Just how many tankers does the US have now?
Not just the ones we seized trying to sneak out of Venezuela but also now Iran?

Keep in mind, each one of those tankers holds $100-$200 million in oil.

You know who doesn't have a fleet of tankers they can use to move oil all over the world?
Canada

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 27, 2026 08:21 AM (3cUTc)

66 What's the Upton Sinclair quote?

Who names their kid Upton?

Posted by: dantesed at August 27, 2026 08:21 AM (Oy/m2)

67 My friend, who usually won when we played Risk, would flip over the board when he knew he was going to lose. And he was serious about it.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 27, 2026 08:13 AM (7jSnO)

We used to call that nuclear Armageddon.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 27, 2026 08:21 AM (o3ajz)

68 The EU is many things, but they are not going to let Canada dump their poutine and hockey pucks in their markets.

Isn't the Prime Minister a former finance guy?

I mean, he's seems pretty ignorant of how finance, economies and negotiations work.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 27, 2026 08:21 AM (XV/Pl)

69 "The trouble with our Liberal friends is not that they're ignorant; it's just that they know so much that isn't so."
~ Ronald Reagan

Posted by: Also receiving votes at August 27, 2026 08:22 AM (2Ez/1)

70 Bring a Risk game to the MoMeet. Hilarity ensures.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 27, 2026 08:23 AM (u82oZ)

71 if you don't know what the quote is, how can you know what it isn't

I just web-searched a sentence fragment, and that's what came back

Posted by: Don Black at August 27, 2026 08:23 AM (ZxPkt)

72 Sweet Fancy Moses I just saw the photoshop up top

this is so wrong

Posted by: Don Black at August 27, 2026 08:24 AM (ZxPkt)

73 Stockpiling Poutine and Maple Syrup here, though that's a short-term solution. Long term, we need to be poutine and syrup independent. America's Hat is run by sick, weak, people in the thrall of Chyna.

Posted by: Tapped Out at August 27, 2026 08:24 AM (JM9I6)

74 why do black women shave their heads

Posted by: Don Black at August 27, 2026 08:24 AM (ZxPkt)

75 70 Bring a Risk game to the MoMeet. Hilarity ensures.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 27, 2026 08:23 AM

Salty, you planning to be there?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 27, 2026 08:24 AM (2Ez/1)

76 At Least 95 Dead from Massive Floods in Tibet and Nepal, Hundreds Missing

The videos are...horrendous. There is no surviving what I saw happen in those videos...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 27, 2026 08:25 AM (l3cgK)

77 Indiana should have dissolved Gary fifty years ago and turned it over to the national guard to run.

Posted by: mr tmz at August 27, 2026 08:25 AM (rJ48h)

78 Good morning JJ and horde

Have I mentioned I H8 my co-workers lately?

Posted by: Skip at August 27, 2026 08:26 AM (nNYDb)

79 46 Ted Cruz teases possible 2028 clash with JD Vance: ‘I want to be president’
**

You're a poor tease, Ted. We all know that.

Posted by: Ordinary American at August 27, 2026 08:26 AM (ntaXS)

80 74 why do black women shave their heads
Posted by: Don Black at August 27, 2026 08:24 AM

*ahem*

Posted by: Ridiculous looking wigs at August 27, 2026 08:26 AM (2Ez/1)

81 Trump is headed to Houston today for a fund raiser for Ken Paxton.
Paxton has only raised like 2 million this month.
He needs our help

Posted by: redridinghood at August 27, 2026 08:26 AM (NpAcC)

82 “It is bigger than Trump,” Pressley said. “Because whenever we do the work of ousting the occupant of the Oval Office, the Confederacy is still alive and well. That’s all MAGA is.”
-

Welcome to Punchbag Studios:

https://tinyurl.com/z3caxzuc

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 27, 2026 08:26 AM (7jSnO)

83 Don Black

To defeat the "Male Gaze".

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 27, 2026 08:26 AM (u82oZ)

84 That game used to frustrate me; I felt like I always had bad luck rolling the dice. I could attack with 3 times the numbers of the defenders and because the tie went to the defense I’d lose troops in catastrophic numbers. My opponents would roll triple six… ugh

Posted by: LinusVanPelt
________

The tried and true strategy was to hold up in Australia plus Siam, attack one of Siam's neighbors every turn to get a card, and let everyone else fight it out.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 27, 2026 08:27 AM (XvL8K)

85 The twits who are most puzzled by me are those who cannot comprehend how I can dislike Trump as a person and still support most but not all of his policies

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 27, 2026 08:27 AM (W7kHr)

86 >To defeat the "Male Gaze".

Posted by: NaCly Dog
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DONE

Posted by: Don Black at August 27, 2026 08:27 AM (ZxPkt)

87 Have I mentioned I H8 my co-workers lately?

Posted by: Skip at August 27, 2026 08:26 AM (nNYDb)
-

It's OK as long as you don't H1-B them.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 27, 2026 08:27 AM (7jSnO)

88 The Reagan quote is was (is) spot on, his ability to stay a truth and outrage the libs at the same time was an admirable skill. Bit that's not the quote I'm looking for.

Posted by: 3X12ax7 at August 27, 2026 08:27 AM (m2Rts)

89 Quarter Twenty

Unknown.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 27, 2026 08:27 AM (u82oZ)

90 Ted Cruz teases possible 2028 clash with JD Vance: ‘I want to be president’

Ted, you don't even want to be a Senator—you want to be a social media influencer.

Lean into your strengths of making sick burnz on X

Posted by: Hopeful Evangelical at August 27, 2026 08:28 AM (BvPIe)

91 I was watching some AI movie the other day. Had these orcs loading giant war elephants, looking 30 feet tall, on to these massive wooden ships.
Like skyscraper tall ships.

Anyway, thought, what is the maximum size of a wooden ship?
Turns out, it's about 350 feet long with about 6,000 long tons in payload.

By comparison, the Megamax steel container ships are 1,312 feet long, holding about 24k 20-feet containers.

The Valemax ore carriers are 1,180 feet long and have a payload of some 400,000 tons of ore.

Sometimes, this modern world is amazing.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 27, 2026 08:29 AM (3cUTc)

92 89 Quarter Twenty

Unknown.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 27, 2026 08:27 AM

Roger that. Fingers crossed.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 27, 2026 08:29 AM (2Ez/1)

93 Have I mentioned I H8 my co-workers lately?
Posted by: Skip

Didn't write it down, but I think it's been about two weeks.

Posted by: I'll Try To Keep Score 4 U. at August 27, 2026 08:29 AM (JM9I6)

94 Biff Pocoroba

Taught me the importance of Kamchatka and Ukraine.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 27, 2026 08:30 AM (u82oZ)

95 Trump's moves often have the Chi-Coms in mind. Venezuela, Iran and now Canada.

Canadian PM Mark Carney just promoted Maia Johnson to be his 'Chief Operating Officer'. She's an American with strong ties to Hillary and Michael Bloomberg.

My read is that on trade issues Carney is playing to his base in the East at the risk of further alienating 'Texas North' Alberta.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 27, 2026 08:30 AM (dtajH)

96 “Most countries that have socialism, they are thriving.”

====

Please stop!

Posted by: runner at August 27, 2026 08:31 AM (g47mK)

97 Ted Cruz would make an excellent SC justice. President , not so much

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 27, 2026 08:31 AM (TbVRb)

98 The videos are...horrendous. There is no surviving what I saw happen in those videos...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 27, 2026 08:25 AM (l3cgK)

Absolutely. The number of dead is somewhere between 95 and 10,000 - and likely much closer to 10,000. Most of the bodies will never be found.

FYI - the videos out of the large government building being hit by a 100 foot tall wave of black water and debris were of a border crossing post between Nepal and China. The videos of the town being destroyed were from the next town down the valley from that post.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 27, 2026 08:31 AM (o3ajz)

99 Who names their kid Upton?
Posted by: dantesed at August 27, 2026 08:21 AM (Oy/m2)

Kate? She of the pronounced hooterage…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 27, 2026 08:31 AM (geWO5)

100 Our side has a life outside of the demonic pursuit of absolute power over other human beings.

We're at war. F*ck their life at this point. This is the life they CHOSE. F*cking WIN, goddamnit........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 08:32 AM (ccf/V)

101 > The Valemax ore carriers are 1,180 feet long and have a payload of some 400,000 tons of ore.

Sometimes, this modern world is amazing.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 27, 2026 08:29 AM
++++

I carried a load of iron ore twenty-six thousand tons more than I weighed when I was empty.

Posted by: The Edmund Fitzgerald at August 27, 2026 08:32 AM (2Ez/1)

102 What caused the floods in Nepal ?

Posted by: runner at August 27, 2026 08:33 AM (g47mK)

103 Taught me the importance of Kamchatka and Ukraine.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
_________

Plus the Middle East. Gotta have that to complete the choke points once you bust out of Australia.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 27, 2026 08:33 AM (XvL8K)

104 Did China do something?

Posted by: runner at August 27, 2026 08:33 AM (g47mK)

105 Tom Servo

One minute you are in line for a bucket trip to Nepal. The next, you flee for your life, to no avail.

We should live it up more.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 27, 2026 08:33 AM (u82oZ)

106
Kate? She of the pronounced hooterage…
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 27, 2026 08:31 AM (geWO5)

Mmmmmm.....boobs.......

https://shorturl.fm/KjCtB

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 08:33 AM (ccf/V)

107 98 The floods in Nepal should give Beijing reason to reconsider a Taiwan invasion. Taiwanese missiles slamming into the Three Gorges Dam.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 27, 2026 08:34 AM (gm9Sb)

108 runner, there was a glacier fall + avalanche upriver.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 27, 2026 08:34 AM (RIvkX)

109 Taught me the importance of Kamchatka and Ukraine.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
_________

Plus the Middle East. Gotta have that to complete the choke points once you bust out of Australia.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 27, 2026 08:33 AM (XvL8K)

I always thought South America was a good base to start with….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 27, 2026 08:34 AM (geWO5)

110 why do black women shave their heads
Posted by: Don Black at August 27, 2026 08:24 AM (ZxPkt)
*******
I think she has traction alopecia. Many have this kind of alopecia due to the hairstyle of pulling their hair in tight braids with heavy hair extensions.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 27, 2026 08:34 AM (NpAcC)

111 Mornin’, All. Happy Thursday.

Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 08:35 AM (77rzZ)

112 Ted Cruz is a rat bastard who hates you. Carry on.

Posted by: ... at August 27, 2026 08:35 AM (tv2ND)

113 Biff Pocoroba

Africa is not worth it, nor Europe. North America, however ...

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 27, 2026 08:35 AM (u82oZ)

114 >What caused the floods in Nepal ?
----

gravity, mostly

Posted by: Don Black at August 27, 2026 08:36 AM (ZxPkt)

115 3X12ax7,

Perhaps, "It's amazing how much Leftist discourse is just them pretending not to understand things, thus making discourse impossible."?

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 27, 2026 08:36 AM (aJQbY)

116 I always thought South America was a good base to start with….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
____________

Two ways in vs only one for Australia, and both get you two armies.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 27, 2026 08:36 AM (XvL8K)

117 Mmmmmm.....boobs.......

https://shorturl.fm/KjCtB
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 08:33 AM
###

You know about the cup sizes?

Posted by: Frank Costanza at August 27, 2026 08:36 AM (2Ez/1)

118 Today Is National Burger Day. 🍔

Posted by: redridinghood at August 27, 2026 08:36 AM (NpAcC)

119 >I think she has traction alopecia. ...

Posted by: redridinghood
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interesting
thnx

Posted by: Don Black at August 27, 2026 08:37 AM (ZxPkt)

120 @106

I swear I saw those exact same boobs ...

on Sydney Sweeney!

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 27, 2026 08:37 AM (dtajH)

121 The Nepal tragedy is giving people another reason to scream"climate change". As if glacial lakes have never broken out before. Might want to check the Scablands of Washington, Idaho and Oregon

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 27, 2026 08:37 AM (TbVRb)

122 >What caused the floods in Nepal ?
++++

Climate change, of course!!

Posted by: It's like I don't even know you people at August 27, 2026 08:37 AM (2Ez/1)

123 You know about the cup sizes?

Posted by: Frank Costanza at August 27, 2026 08:36 AM (2Ez/1)

F*ck off, annoying retard.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 08:38 AM (ccf/V)

124 Sadly, today is Karoline Leavitt's last day as press secretary.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 27, 2026 08:38 AM (NpAcC)

125 119 You just know there's some ghetto baby girl named Alopecia.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 27, 2026 08:38 AM (gm9Sb)

126 redridinghood

Wake me up when it is Trigonometry Day, or Mechanisms of Organic Reactions Week.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 27, 2026 08:38 AM (u82oZ)

127 98 The videos are...horrendous. There is no surviving what I saw happen in those videos...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 27, 2026 08:25 AM (l3cgK)

Absolutely. The number of dead is somewhere between 95 and 10,000 - and likely much closer to 10,000. Most of the bodies will never be found.

FYI - the videos out of the large government building being hit by a 100 foot tall wave of black water and debris were of a border crossing post between Nepal and China. The videos of the town being destroyed were from the next town down the valley from that post.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 27, 2026 08:31 AM (o3ajz)

What has to be considered is that it's not just water or mud...it's rocks, boulders, trees, buildings...the consistency can be that of wet cement with humongous boulders and other debris mixed in, flowing at a rate faster than any person can outrun.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 27, 2026 08:39 AM (l3cgK)

128 right, mountains, snow

Posted by: runner at August 27, 2026 08:40 AM (g47mK)

129 Random Dave - that is good, rather good. Not sure now if that's what I was looking for...perhaps I misremembered the original quote... But this is good and now, saved to my notes. Thanks!

Posted by: 3X12ax7 at August 27, 2026 08:40 AM (m2Rts)

130 118 Today Is National Burger Day. 🍔
Posted by: redridinghood

He was good, but Perry Mason beat him every time.

Posted by: Halls of Justice at August 27, 2026 08:40 AM (JM9I6)

131 I had a prime rib burger last weekend and would like another.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 27, 2026 08:40 AM (RIvkX)

132 I thought maybe one of China's poon dams failed.

Posted by: runner at August 27, 2026 08:41 AM (g47mK)

133 What caused the floods in Nepal ?
----

gravity, mostly
Posted by: Don Black at August 27, 2026 08:36 AM (ZxPkt)

I’ve been interacting with ChatGPT a lot lately. I’ve noticed one of its biases is “climate change”… it seems to bring it up quite often. I was asking about climbing Everest it mentioned climate change. I asked it about the flooding in Nepal, again it mentioned climate change. It’s a wonderful tool but beware of built in biases…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 27, 2026 08:41 AM (geWO5)

134 123 You know about the cup sizes?

Posted by: Frank Costanza at August 27, 2026 08:36 AM (2Ez/1)

F*ck off, annoying retard.
Posted by: Sponge at August 27, 2026 08:38 AM

I'll see YOU at Festivus!!

Posted by: Frank Costanza at August 27, 2026 08:41 AM (2Ez/1)

135 >>119 You just know there's some ghetto baby girl named Alopecia.

Sister-in-law works in a big-city hospital. She was appalled at some of the names slapped on the kids. Worst was the woman who said to use the name the doctor wrote, Fa-ma-lay. Spelled 'Female'.

Posted by: Nazdar at August 27, 2026 08:42 AM (NcvvS)

136 chat gpt is build around a very strong woke leftist core

Posted by: runner at August 27, 2026 08:42 AM (g47mK)

137 *built

Posted by: runner at August 27, 2026 08:42 AM (g47mK)

138 Canadian PM Mark Carney just promoted Maia Johnson to be his 'Chief Operating Officer'. She's an American with strong ties to Hillary and Michael Bloomberg.
--
I saw someone claiming the Dems have opened a campaign HQ in the Canadian PM office.

IDK if it's true in fact but it's definitely true in spirit.

Oh, and saw a generic party approval that has the Dems at only +0.8% and falling.
Anything less than +5 and they're not flipping the House.
I'm sure they'll improve those numbers by siding with Canada in a largely irrelevant trade war...

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 27, 2026 08:42 AM (3cUTc)

139 It's like reading a woke pamphlet.

Posted by: runner at August 27, 2026 08:43 AM (g47mK)

140 Sponge has short fuse this AM. Might want to tiptoe around him.

Posted by: Hiding Behind Drapes Here at August 27, 2026 08:43 AM (JM9I6)

141 Canadian PM Mark Carney just promoted Maia Johnson to be his 'Chief Operating Officer'. She's an American with strong ties to Hillary and Michael Bloomberg.
--

Way to go there Marky boy!

Posted by: Art Carney as Ed Norton at August 27, 2026 08:44 AM (ccf/V)

142 The floods in Nepal should give Beijing reason to reconsider a Taiwan invasion. Taiwanese missiles slamming into the Three Gorges Dam.

See: The Medog (Motuo) Hydropower Project

Its three times larger and more powerful than Three Gorges Dam.

The project sits directly on a volatile tectonic collision zone between the Indian and Eurasian plates, leading experts to warn about severe risks from earthquakes, landslides, and glacial outbursts in the high Himalayas

India and Bangladesh are VERY concerned

Posted by: Community Notes at August 27, 2026 08:44 AM (pUU4E)

143 Sponge has short fuse this AM. Might want to tiptoe around him.

Posted by: Hiding Behind Drapes Here at August 27, 2026 08:43 AM (JM9I6)

Nah. I AM slightly hung over, tho.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 08:44 AM (ccf/V)

144 From what I gather, a glacier in the Himalayas collapsed creating and avalanche of snow, rock and ice… which tumbled into a river and created a temporary dam… huge amounts of water accumulated. Then the temp dam gave way and that huge mountain of ice water rock and snow swept away everything in its path.

Climate change smimate smange…. This planet has had avalanches in mountains forever

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 27, 2026 08:44 AM (geWO5)

145 So, when's the next No Kings rally?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 08:44 AM (/PKja)

146 140 Sponge has short fuse this AM. Might want to tiptoe around him.

Posted by: Hiding Behind Drapes Here at August 27, 2026 08:43 AM (JM9I6)

Was he not FIRST!!!?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 27, 2026 08:44 AM (l3cgK)

147 > It’s a wonderful tool but beware of built in biases…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt
----

I uninstalled CoPilot yesterday
it actually copped a condescending attitude with me when I questioned its findings

Posted by: Don Black at August 27, 2026 08:45 AM (ZxPkt)

148 My black wife is considerably more blunt than the author of that piece. We have a couple black families in our neighborhood, and they're perfectly normal people who don't cause any trouble. A couple months back, another one moved in. So far they also seem perfectly normal.

But she's griping about it. "I don't like seeing this many blacks around," she says. This is a COMPLETELY different environment than the urban black neighborhoods she grew up in. It's a mostly white area. The blacks who live here share "white" values, work, and keep their houses and cars nice, go to church, etc., just like her.

But the psychological trauma from spending your youth in those places never really goes away. She's having visions of crack dealers menacing our daughters on their way to school, any day now.

It reminds me of my grandmother's old Jewish refugee friends - they would do stuff like boarding up canned goods and valuables in the walls. In Pittsburgh. In the 1990s.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 27, 2026 08:45 AM (BI5O2)

149 145 So, when's the next No Kings rally?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 27, 2026 08:44 AM (/PKja)

when the king of Norway passes?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 27, 2026 08:45 AM (l3cgK)

150 Wake me up when it is Trigonometry Day, or Mechanisms of Organic Reactions Week.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 27, 2026 08:38 AM

Tanned, rested, and ready!

Posted by: Four-Bar Linkage Day at August 27, 2026 08:45 AM (2Ez/1)

151 The King is a FINK!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 08:45 AM (ccf/V)

152 Ted Cruz is a rat bastard who hates you. Carry on.
--
He's supposed to be this great lawyer that even argued before SCOTUS, right?

But, I've never heard him make a compelling argument against ... anything.

They've always been "catch phrase" deep at best.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 27, 2026 08:45 AM (3cUTc)

153 India and Bangladesh are VERY concerned
Posted by: Community Notes

Relieve the people of Bangladesh....

Posted by: Zombie George at August 27, 2026 08:45 AM (JM9I6)

154 India and Bangladesh are VERY concerned
Posted by: Community Notes

Relieve the people of Bangladesh....
Posted by: Zombie George at August 27, 2026 08:45 AM (JM9I6)

The Bangladeshian transmission was a piece of shit. They were found mostly in the Volkswagen Beetle.

It fits........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 08:47 AM (ccf/V)

155 Sponge has short fuse this AM. Might want to tiptoe around him.

Sponge is right about the "cup sizes" over-use. Its worn out and is just lazy and annoying now.

< Saluting Sponge >

Posted by: Community Notes at August 27, 2026 08:47 AM (pUU4E)

156 So the King of Norway is gonna be No. 3?

Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 08:47 AM (77rzZ)

157

Posted by: Community Notes at August 27, 2026 08:47 AM (pUU4E)

*returns salute*

*fistbump*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 08:47 AM (ccf/V)

158 On Canada, I heard an interview with the Trade Representative yesterday. In response to the quesstion, "What happened?" he said, Canada appraoched us asking to make a deal. We offered a deal very similar to their current deal, with better terms on most things and asked them to reduce their tariffs on milk and certain ag products. Very small impact on Canada, but our farmers would like it. Their treade people liked the deal, we worked out documents, and both of us went back for approval, me to the President and their guy to Carney." Carney turned the deal down and then went public immediately, even before we could respond with questions."

It was a set-up. They picked this fight on purpose, and I heard a White House source say they think the Chinese are colluding with Carney on this, hoping to weaken Trump politically before the midterms.

Carney and China. Not our friends.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 27, 2026 08:47 AM (U/Eoe)

159 F*ck off, annoying retard.
Posted by: Sponge at August 27, 2026 08:38 AM

I'll see YOU at Festivus!!
Posted by: Frank Costanza at August 27, 2026 08:41 AM (2Ez/
====

Looking forward to Airing of Grievances

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 27, 2026 08:48 AM (RIvkX)

160 So the King of Norway is gonna be No. 3?
Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 08:47 AM (77rzZ)

The Brit actually started a new trifecta.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 08:48 AM (ccf/V)

161 What doesn’t get worn out on this site?

“$20, same as in town,” anyone?

Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 08:49 AM (77rzZ)

162 It's also,
Crab Soup Day. 🦀

Posted by: redridinghood at August 27, 2026 08:49 AM (NpAcC)

163 Ted Cruz was a high-end appellate lawyer which is like being an Ivy league law school professor. It means he's smart but in a narrow way.

Trump could have been a great trial lawyer. There's a difference.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 27, 2026 08:49 AM (dtajH)

164 Sponge is right about the "cup sizes" over-use. Its worn out and is just lazy and annoying now.

Posted by: Community Notes
_________

Community Notes Johnson is right!

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 27, 2026 08:49 AM (XvL8K)

165 What has to be considered is that it's not just water or mud...it's rocks, boulders, trees, buildings...the consistency can be that of wet cement with humongous boulders and other debris mixed in, flowing at a rate faster than any person can outrun.
---
Getting partially trapped in a mudflow is a fate worse than death, and is likely death.
Just waist deep and you're not getting out, often times, even with help--it's that solid set.
So you slowly die of hypothermia and starvation.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at August 27, 2026 08:50 AM (3cUTc)

166 It reminds me of my grandmother's old Jewish refugee friends - they would do stuff like boarding up canned goods and valuables in the walls. In Pittsburgh. In the 1990s.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 27, 2026 08:45 AM (BI5O2)
=====

My grandma made me take a 39 cent can of peas back to Ralph's because it was dented slightly.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 27, 2026 08:50 AM (RIvkX)

167 Unless you've been here at least 15 years, you have no right to complain about anything posted on the site !

Posted by: runner at August 27, 2026 08:51 AM (g47mK)

168 Mostly unseen because the news media wanted it that way because mainly wypipo live there, the destruction from Hurricane Helene in WNC Mountains is incredible. Entire mountainsides scrubbed down to bedrock, dumping huge trees, rocks, debris down into creeks and rivers. Bridges, roads, gone in seconds. The Biden Admin and Gov. Cooper's response was weak and shameful.

Posted by: Gravity Is A Bitch at August 27, 2026 08:52 AM (JM9I6)

169 165 Sponge is right about the "cup sizes" over-use. Its worn out and is just lazy and annoying now.

Posted by: Community Notes

Wait, wut?

Posted by: Prometheus at August 27, 2026 08:52 AM (2Ez/1)

170 Everyone knows about the damn cup sizes.

Costanza was a f*cking retard annoying character that should be laid to rest along with the stupid show he was on.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 08:52 AM (ccf/V)

171 some memes never die
they just get worn so thin, you can see right thru them

Posted by: Don Black at August 27, 2026 08:53 AM (ZxPkt)

172 Sponge is right about the "cup sizes" over-use. Its worn out and is just lazy and annoying now.

Posted by: Community Notes

Wait, wut?
Posted by: Prometheus at August 27, 2026 08:52 AM (2Ez/1)
=====

Right?

Posted by: Ketchup on a Hot Dog at August 27, 2026 08:53 AM (RIvkX)

173 160 Sponge, what Brit is that?

Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 08:53 AM (77rzZ)

174 Posted by: Ketchup on a Hot Dog at August 27, 2026 08:53 AM (RIvkX)

I actually don't mind that either.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 08:53 AM (ccf/V)

175 Sponge is right about the "cup sizes" over-use. Its worn out and is just lazy and annoying now.

Posted by: Community Notes

Wait, wut?
Posted by: Prometheus at August 27, 2026 08:52 AM (2Ez/1)

FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Spongesque at August 27, 2026 08:54 AM (g47mK)

176 Sponge, what Brit is that?
Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 08:53 AM (77rzZ)

Tim Curry.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 08:54 AM (ccf/V)

177 Two radically different approaches to motherhood.
In a World of Titty-Caca AOCs, Be a Leavitt
==============================
This.

Women who want kids should go ahead, have them, and then enjoy them (right up until they crash your car or yell at you when you tell them to get their homework done and GO TO BED). All this freezing eggs crap means your waited too long, and you are prolly a little too old.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 27, 2026 08:54 AM (U/Eoe)

178 Costanza was a f*cking retard annoying character that should be laid to rest along with the stupid show he was on.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 08:52 AM (ccf/V)
=====

How dare you. Jerry Stiller was a GENIUS!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 27, 2026 08:54 AM (RIvkX)

179
It was a set-up. They picked this fight on purpose, and I heard a White House source say they think the Chinese are colluding with Carney on this, hoping to weaken Trump politically before the midterms.

Carney and China. Not our friends.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 27, 2026 08:47 AM (U/Eoe)

This needs to be widely publicized.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 27, 2026 08:55 AM (o3ajz)

180 How dare you. Jerry Stiller was a GENIUS!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 27, 2026 08:54 AM (RIvkX)

Uh......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 08:55 AM (ccf/V)

181 I suspect Sponge does not like big boobs and just pretending. For popularity with the boys. Being hung over let the guard down.

Posted by: first time commenter at August 27, 2026 08:55 AM (g47mK)

182 162 It's also,
Crab Soup Day. 🦀
Posted by: redridinghood

What are you, made out of money? Here I sit on a VERY Fixed Income!

Posted by: Nana at August 27, 2026 08:56 AM (JM9I6)

183 The King of Norway would like some strawberries.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 27, 2026 08:56 AM (vrgy6)

184 Good morning. The teasing promise of rain for today and cooler temps has vanished faster than a club girl when your wallet becomes empty.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 27, 2026 08:56 AM (wVcYX)

185 Costanza was a f*cking retard annoying character that should be laid to rest along with the stupid show he was on.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 08:52 AM (ccf/V)
=====

How dare you. Jerry Stiller was a GENIUS!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 27, 2026 08:54 AM (RIvkX)

When the van’s a rockin’ don’t go a knockin’!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 27, 2026 08:56 AM (geWO5)

186 176 Wait, I thought Tim Curry was No. 2, after Dolly.

Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 08:56 AM (77rzZ)

187 Carney and China. Not our friends.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 27, 2026 08:47 AM (U/Eoe)

This needs to be widely publicized.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 27, 2026 08:55 AM (o3ajz)

China gives us cheap, plastic shit. What does Canada give us? Crown Royal? I was a fan, back in the day. I've since found MUCH better whiskeys and can live without Canadian booze.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 08:56 AM (ccf/V)

188 FoxNews:
Autistici/Inventati, called the A/I Collective by the State Department, is an Italy-based group that builds highly sophisticated digital infrastructure used by violent left-wing organizations in the United States and Europe, along with Islamic terrorists, according to the State Department. The collective's services include encrypted chats and email, web hosting, secure video conferencing and streaming and anonymity shields, according to the memo.

Posted by: SMOD at August 27, 2026 08:57 AM (RHGPo)

189 I suspect Sponge does not like big boobs and just pretending. For popularity with the boys. Being hung over let the guard down.
Posted by: first time commenter at August 27, 2026 08:55 AM (g47mK)

WRONG!

https://youtu.be/QAqINhejokU

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 08:57 AM (ccf/V)

190 Costanza was a f*cking retard annoying character that should be laid to rest along with the stupid show he was on.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 08:52 AM (ccf/V)
=================
I agree, and that's what made the Costanza defense so funny. He owned his retardation, he even used it as an excuse. I love the Costanza Defense.

https://tinyurl.com/yuvat9sy

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 27, 2026 08:57 AM (U/Eoe)

191 Sorry, this book has been flagged.

Posted by: Barnes & Noble at August 27, 2026 08:58 AM (RIvkX)

192 I thought Tim Curry was number 2, not number 1, how is he starting a new trifecta?

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 27, 2026 08:58 AM (aJQbY)

193 Wait, I thought Tim Curry was No. 2, after Dolly.
Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 08:56 AM (77rzZ)

There was the old actress lady that died before Dolly.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 08:58 AM (ccf/V)

194 Seinfeld really was an overrated show.

I’ll take Green Acres over Seinfeld any day.

Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 08:58 AM (77rzZ)

195 LegalInsurrection:

El-Sayed’s Sister Said The Quiet Part Out Loud About Activist Profs Politically Proselytizing Students

“We have to realize that there are people who do not view teaching as their calling. They are not in academia to teach. They’re in academia to politicize.”

Posted by: SMOD at August 27, 2026 08:58 AM (RHGPo)

196 It was a set-up. They picked this fight on purpose, and I heard a White House source say they think the Chinese are colluding with Carney on this, hoping to weaken Trump politically before the midterms.

yes this is definitely the case

at the same time, it looks like lil Joshie was working with a Dem PAC as well on the "killer measles" op. things are coming out fast and furious on X.

it was totally a set up. one of the "cases" was a newborn who died of blunt trauma (assume birthing problem?) - spleen ruptured. far too young for a measles vaccine and the supposed "measles" found in the poor thing's tissues was minuscule.

the other case is apparently really old (time wise) and can't be found to confirm any of the details. it might just be made up.

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 27, 2026 08:58 AM (j+aD2)

197 SMOD

Rubio is inside the Left's stronghold, breaking things, taking names, and going for the final Bosses.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 27, 2026 08:59 AM (u82oZ)

198 "Listen, joy boy..."

Detective Bookman, library cop

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at August 27, 2026 08:59 AM (gm9Sb)

199
Posted by: SMOD at August 27, 2026 08:57 AM (RHGPo)

8/26/2026
Marco Rubio Sanctions Italy-Based Tech "Collective" Making Tools for Hamas; Also Reveals Portland Antifa Shops There Too
—Disinformation Expert Ace

Posted by: runner at August 27, 2026 08:59 AM (g47mK)

200 There was a VN place I used to frequent down in Belmont that served crab and corn soup. It was marvelous.

Posted by: Barnes & Noble at August 27, 2026 08:59 AM (RIvkX)

201 >How dare you. Jerry Stiller was a GENIUS!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 27, 2026 08:54 AM (RIvkX
*****
Kasha?

https://youtu.be/Lz2IaNurMPk

Posted by: Frank Costanza at August 27, 2026 09:00 AM (2Ez/1)

202 I agree, and that's what made the Costanza defense so funny. He owned his retardation, he even used it as an excuse. I love the Costanza Defense.

https://tinyurl.com/yuvat9sy
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 27, 2026 08:57 AM (U/Eoe)

Yeah, not my kind of 'humor.' It's just stupid. It's why I can't f*cking stand Will Ferrell.....same bit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 09:00 AM (ccf/V)

203 what social network distributes stale news ? facebook?

Posted by: runner at August 27, 2026 09:00 AM (g47mK)

204 I've since found MUCH better whiskeys

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 08:56 AM (ccf/V)
----
I suppose this explains your hungover status this morning...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 27, 2026 09:00 AM (FZ29D)

205 I think it's fairly obvious that China and Canada are colluding to weaken the US... by going after Trump. The trade/tariff route they're taking isn't going to work the way they think it will however.

I would think the administration is aware of all this.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 27, 2026 09:00 AM (2Cry5)

206 https://x.com/lsferguson/status/2092761285897109869

This is N’Kiyla Jasmine Thomas. She just won a runoff election in Oklahoma and is now the Democrat candidate for US Senate.

No. I'm not joking. I'm serious.

She makes AOC look like a freaking Mensa member.

Posted by: SMOD at August 27, 2026 09:01 AM (RHGPo)

207 /dinosaur bookstore sock off

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 27, 2026 09:01 AM (RIvkX)

208 Sponge — I’d never heard that Joe Walsh song. Genius!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 27, 2026 09:01 AM (geWO5)

209 My HVAC is being replaced today. Supposed to get up to 102. They started at 7:30 so maybe we'll survive.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 27, 2026 09:01 AM (ExV1e)

210 The American mink is a small, semi-aquatic carnivore in the weasel family — related to otters and ferrets — that typically weighs 1.5 to 3.5 pounds and hunts fish, frogs, crayfish and small mammals in and around rivers, lakes and wetlands, according to the National Wildlife Federation.

varmint or vermin
you decide

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 27, 2026 09:02 AM (/+uur)

211 [Costanza was a f*cking retard annoying character that should be laid to rest along with the stupid show he was on.

That could actually be a good ONT topic: "Fucking retard annoying characters who ruined good TV series a/o movies"

"In Plain Sight": Mary's dysfunctional family.
"Burn Notice": Michael Weston's family.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 27, 2026 09:02 AM (9s47C)

212 >Seinfeld really was an overrated show.

I’ll take Green Acres over Seinfeld any day.

Posted by: Bulg
----

dude you say everything is overrated

Posted by: Don Black at August 27, 2026 09:02 AM (ZxPkt)

213 The King of Norway would like some strawberries.
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 27, 2026 08:56 AM (vrgy6)

Keep an eye on your keys to the wardroom icebox.

Posted by: Lt. Cdr Queeg, USN (Retired) at August 27, 2026 09:03 AM (wVcYX)

214 How dare you. Jerry Stiller was a GENIUS!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 27, 2026 08:54 AM (RIvkX)

When the van’s a rockin’ don’t go a knockin’!
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
__________

His demonstration of the stop short move was disturbing. He makes an underhanded thrusting move with his left hand after the stop short part with his right.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 27, 2026 09:03 AM (XvL8K)

215 Its worn out and is just lazy and annoying now.

That describes half the comments.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 27, 2026 09:03 AM (ExV1e)

216 Good morning. How is everyone doing this morning?

Posted by: tubal at August 27, 2026 09:04 AM (Gqar8)

217 There was the old actress lady that died before Dolly.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 08:58 AM (ccf/V)

Shelly Fabray
60s TV and Singer
Later Coaches GF Wife

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 27, 2026 09:04 AM (/+uur)

218 Target apologizes for ‘offensive’ Halloween costume after being accused of ‘blackface.’

“We got this wrong and we are deeply sorry.”

The retailer has removed its kids ‘Blacklight Circus Clown’ costume after backlash from black customers.

... costume look amazing like photos used to promote "Jim Crow"

Posted by: SMOD at August 27, 2026 09:04 AM (RHGPo)

219 189 I suspect Sponge does not like big boobs and just pretending. For popularity with the boys. Being hung over let the guard down.
Posted by: first time commenter at August 27, 2026 08:55 AM

Yoo -hoo!

Posted by: Sue Ellen Mischke at August 27, 2026 09:04 AM (2Ez/1)

220 The Chinese restaurant episode is one of the best sitcom episodes in television history. The Bookman episode too. That rant is a classic, joyboy.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 27, 2026 09:04 AM (RIvkX)

221 > State Dept Investigation Links Portland Antifa to Hamas and Iran’s Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps.

At some point they need to be declared domestic enemies of the Constitution of the United States so they can be charged with treason and/or dealt with under the Laws of War.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 27, 2026 09:04 AM (IG3/x)

222 Yeah, not my kind of 'humor.' It's just stupid. It's why I can't f*cking stand Will Ferrell.....same bit.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 09:00 AM (ccf/V)
===================
I don't much like Ferrell but the Costanza Defense is often used by politicians; it's different than Ferrell's slapstick and is closer to true life. Even the 49ers owner initially tried the "Was that wrong?" out on the cops when he was arrested.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 27, 2026 09:04 AM (U/Eoe)

223 WSJ: Think Treasurys Are Having a Rough Summer? It’s Even Uglier Abroad

Countries with large debt burdens—France, Italy, the U.K., Japan—have come under the heaviest pressure in recent months

Posted by: SMOD at August 27, 2026 09:05 AM (RHGPo)

224 Its worn out and is just lazy and annoying now.

>>>

That's what she said.

Posted by: Michael Scott at August 27, 2026 09:06 AM (wVcYX)

225 There was the old actress lady that died before Dolly.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Shelly Fabares, 82. Also, Hayden Pantierre, 36.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 27, 2026 09:06 AM (tg5bM)

226 I have never watched Seinfeld, though with all of the references to the show that are made it seems like it, through osmosis I guess.

Posted by: tubal at August 27, 2026 09:07 AM (Gqar8)

227 > There was the old actress lady that died before Dolly.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 08:58 AM (ccf/V)

Hey, now.

Some of us remember her as a smokin' hot babe.

Even in the "Coach" era she was still damned easy on the eyes.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 27, 2026 09:07 AM (IG3/x)

228 dude you say everything is overrated

I don't believe that Bulg has ever referred to huge mammaries as overrated.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 27, 2026 09:07 AM (ExV1e)

229 Just what the hell are the Canadians thinking? Do they think that if they cry enough, America’s going to roll over? And how dare America not recognize the moral superiority of a country that, if it were a stereotype, would be a fugly, sexually dysfunctional wine woman with a “Hate Has No Home Here” sign on the front lawn of the condo it shares with five cats, all named after characters in "Twilight."

Posted by: SMOD at August 27, 2026 09:07 AM (RHGPo)

230 @206 I could fix Ms Thomas.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 27, 2026 09:07 AM (TbVRb)

231 @206 I could fix Ms Thomas.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 27, 2026 09:07 AM (TbVRb)

232 206 https://x.com/lsferguson/status/2092761285897109869

This is N’Kiyla Jasmine Thomas. She just won a runoff election in Oklahoma and is now the Democrat candidate for US Senate.

No. I'm not joking. I'm serious.

She makes AOC look like a freaking Mensa member.

Posted by: SMOD at August 27, 2026 09:01 AM (RHGPo)

Where I grew up, calling someone a "mensa" was calling them stupid...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at August 27, 2026 09:07 AM (l3cgK)

233 Welcome to Punchbag Studios:

https://tinyurl.com/z3caxzuc

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 27, 2026 08:26 AM (7jSnO)

No audio?

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 27, 2026 09:08 AM (hmYU4)

234 There was the old actress lady that died before Dolly.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 08:58 AM (ccf/V)

The indubitable Jaye P Morgan?

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 27, 2026 09:08 AM (wVcYX)

235 https://x.com/lsferguson/status/2092761285897109869

This is N’Kiyla Jasmine Thomas. She just won a runoff election in Oklahoma and is now the Democrat candidate for US Senate.

No. I'm not joking. I'm serious.

She makes AOC look like a freaking Mensa member.
Posted by: SMOD at August 27, 2026 09:01 AM (RHGPo)
=====================
Holy moly. What is she, thirteen?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 27, 2026 09:08 AM (U/Eoe)

236 Into the valley of the Barrel I go

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 27, 2026 09:08 AM (TbVRb)

237 The funniest thing on Seinfeld to me was when Kramer would barge into Jerry’s apartment.

Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 09:08 AM (77rzZ)

238 Archaeologists think they've figured out why dead brains don't always rot.

Posted by: SMOD at August 27, 2026 09:09 AM (RHGPo)

239 Shelley Fabares.
Her aunt was Nanette Fabray.

Posted by: Mary Stone, RIP. at August 27, 2026 09:09 AM (JM9I6)

240 We have 10x the population of Canada. Rough math says that the effects of a trade war will hit your average Canadian 10x that of an American.

This tells me that Carney doesn't have the best interests of his people in mind.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 27, 2026 09:09 AM (dtajH)

241 zerohedge.com:

Jobs 'AI'pocalypse No! Initial Jobless Claims Hover Near Record Lows

...rumors of the jobs AIpocalypse remain greatly exaggerated (for now)...

Posted by: SMOD at August 27, 2026 09:10 AM (RHGPo)

242 The indubitable Jaye P Morgan?
Posted by: Count de Monet

Thank you. I now have Gene Gene The Dancing Machine music earworm.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 27, 2026 09:10 AM (g9NYF)

243 don't much like Ferrell but the Costanza Defense is often used by politicians; it's different than Ferrell's slapstick and is closer to true life. Even the 49ers owner initially tried the "Was that wrong?" out on the cops when he was arrested.
Posted by: Huck Follywood

You own a professional football team worth billions and you're at an East Palestine trailer park trying to pay $150 for pussy. Yeah.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 27, 2026 09:10 AM (tg5bM)

244 238 Archaeologists think they've figured out why dead brains don't always rot.
Posted by: SMOD at August 27, 2026 09:09 AM (RHGPo)

Finally!!

Posted by: tubal at August 27, 2026 09:10 AM (Gqar8)

245 "Funniest thing on Seinfeld" is rather like "prettiest girl at Walmart" or "most enjoyable case of chlamydia", IMO.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 27, 2026 09:10 AM (IG3/x)

246 This tells me that Carney doesn't have the best interests of his people in mind.
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 27, 2026 09:09 AM (dtajH)

Carney, like most elected officials worldwide, is a brainless monkey doing as his masters direct.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 27, 2026 09:11 AM (ExV1e)

247 Jaye P Morgan & The Gong Show.

America's first America's Got Talent show.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 27, 2026 09:11 AM (g9NYF)

248 Costanza was a f*cking retard annoying character that should be laid to rest along with the stupid show he was on.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at August 27, 2026 08:52 AM (ccf/V)

Let me understand: you got the hen, the chicken, and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who's having sex with the hen? But you see my point here? You only hear of a hen, a rooster, and a chicken. Something's missing!

Posted by: Frank Costanza at August 27, 2026 09:11 AM (QRHoA)

249 Art Carney >>>> Mark Carney

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 27, 2026 09:11 AM (geWO5)

250 > 239 Shelley Fabares.
Her aunt was Nanette Fabray.
Posted by: Mary Stone, RIP. at August 27, 2026 09:09 AM (JM9I6)

Also known for the family business: Febreze.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 27, 2026 09:11 AM (IG3/x)

251 You own a professional football team worth billions and you're at an East Palestine trailer park trying to pay $150 for pussy. Yeah.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 27, 2026 09:10 AM (tg5bM)

*shrugs*

Posted by: Robert Kraft, New England Patriots at August 27, 2026 09:12 AM (wVcYX)

252 > 247 Jaye P Morgan & The Gong Show.

America's first America's Got Talent show.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 27, 2026 09:11 AM (g9NYF)

She had not one, but two major talents.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 27, 2026 09:12 AM (IG3/x)

253 Who you is.

Posted by: Me at August 27, 2026 09:12 AM (Vvm2m)

254 Liking Seinfeld is subjective, what is not subjective is it's profound effect on the zeitgeist.

No show generated more phrases and tropes than Seinfeld.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 27, 2026 09:12 AM (XV/Pl)

255 Let me understand: you got the hen, the chicken, and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who's having sex with the hen? But you see my point here? You only hear of a hen, a rooster, and a chicken. Something's missing!
Posted by: Frank Costanza at August 27, 2026 09:11 AM (QRHoA)

Something’s missing alright…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 27, 2026 09:12 AM (geWO5)

256 247 Jaye P Morgan & The Gong Show.

America's first America's Got Talent show.
Posted by: rickb223

Spinnin' in my grave here!

Posted by: Ted Mack at August 27, 2026 09:13 AM (JM9I6)

257
*shrugs*

That's just a typical millennial female. She's representative of her voters. Luckily, she's highly unlikely to win a statewide race in Oklahoma.

But there's nothing particularly special about her stupidity or emotional incontinence. She could do fine elsewhere. "BARKING MAD AND DUMB AS A STUMP!" is a selling point for her peeps. They want to see someone like themselves in office.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 27, 2026 09:13 AM (BI5O2)

258 Shelley Fabares was married to Mike Farrell. Must have put up with a lot of leftist babbling. RIP

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 27, 2026 09:13 AM (TbVRb)

259 Liking Seinfeld is subjective, what is not subjective is it's profound effect on the zeitgeist.

No show generated more phrases and tropes than Seinfeld.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 27, 2026 09:12 AM (XV/Pl)

And you wanted to be my latex salesman…

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 27, 2026 09:14 AM (geWO5)

260 Carney and China. Not our friends.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 27, 2026 08:47 AM (U/Eoe)

This needs to be widely publicized.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 27, 2026 08:55 AM (o3ajz)
=========================
If it's true and can be proven.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 27, 2026 09:14 AM (U/Eoe)

261 > Spinnin' in my grave here!
Posted by: Ted Mack at August 27, 2026 09:13 AM (JM9I6)

Parvenu.

Posted by: Major Bowes at August 27, 2026 09:14 AM (IG3/x)

262 I would never hire someone who doesn’t like Seinfeld to be my latex salesman.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 27, 2026 09:14 AM (Vvm2m)

263 Iran has been invited to join the Mecca Agreement for Mutual Defense, the new security alliance established by Saudi Arabia, Turkey and Pakistan earlier this month, Al Mayadeen reported on Saturday, citing a senior Iranian official. The invitation has not yet been officially confirmed by Iran's Foreign Ministry or by any of the three countries that are parties to the agreement. Mehdi Rahimi, head of the Iranian parliament's Khaneh Mellat news agency, told the channel that "Iran has received an invitation to join the Mecca Agreement, and the matter is under review."

... methinks, they are trying to figure out who is in charge

Posted by: SMOD at August 27, 2026 09:14 AM (RHGPo)

264 Let me understand: you got the hen, the chicken, and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who's having sex with the hen? But you see my point here? You only hear of a hen, a rooster, and a chicken. Something's missing!
Posted by: Frank Costanza at August 27, 2026 09:11 AM (QRHoA)

The rooster goes with the hen. Ernie Anastos is the one fucking the chicken.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 27, 2026 09:14 AM (ExV1e)

265 251 You own a professional football team worth billions and you're at an East Palestine trailer park trying to pay $150 for pussy. Yeah.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 27, 2026 09:10 AM

*shrugs*
Posted by: Robert Kraft, New England Patriots at August 27, 2026 09:12 AM

LOL!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at August 27, 2026 09:15 AM (2Ez/1)

266 Prank had a better ending. Some dope called a Wyoming pizza place to fake order $300.00worth of pizza The pizza place donated the pizzas to a emergency waiting at the hospital:

https://tinyurl.com/3hp6fsps

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 27, 2026 09:15 AM (xPsv8)

267 Its worn out and is just lazy and annoying now.

That describes half the comments.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 27, 2026 09:03 AM (ExV1e)

That's fair.

Polls are shit.

Ads suck.

The Blade annoys me.

Fen scolded me.

Scout Dogg changed his nic again.

Lot of churn.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 27, 2026 09:16 AM (dK+Kv)

268 No I'm sorry it's the Moops

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 27, 2026 09:16 AM (TbVRb)

269 Bloomberg:

US Aims to Revive Civil War-Era Court to Claim Iran Oil as Prize

The anticipated revival is the second time this year the administration has turned to an obscure court system to carry out its agenda, after bringing the first-ever case before the Alien Terrorist Removal Court in July.

“Our national security interests may require the United States military to seize vessels or cargo supporting the enemy during military conflict,” Reitz said in a statement. “If that happens, our federal courts must be ready to adjudicate the disposition of these captured vessels and cargo.”

Posted by: SMOD at August 27, 2026 09:16 AM (RHGPo)

270 No show generated more phrases and tropes than Seinfeld.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 27, 2026 09:12 AM (XV/Pl)

And you wanted to be my latex salesman…
#####

I was in the pool!!

Posted by: George at August 27, 2026 09:16 AM (2Ez/1)

271 228 *fistbump*

Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 09:16 AM (77rzZ)

272
End Wokeness
@EndWokeness
Narrative: "Black man lynched in NC"

Turns out, police found CCTV footage of the man hanging himself

https://tinyurl.com/msu9m7d6

Posted by: redridinghood at August 27, 2026 09:17 AM (NpAcC)

273 I’ll watch Seinfeld on Netflix every now and then. I still laugh.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 27, 2026 09:17 AM (Vvm2m)

274 Immigration and Customs Enforcement arrested a record high of more than 800 criminally-trespassing aliens without criminal records a day in July on average, new federal data shows.

Posted by: SMOD at August 27, 2026 09:17 AM (RHGPo)

275 Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 27, 2026 09:16 AM (dK+Kv)

When did I scold you?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 27, 2026 09:18 AM (DzHyO)

276 I saw a very pretty China Deviled Egg tray in an antique store. It had a rooster as the main decoration in the middle. How does that make sense?

Posted by: Confused at August 27, 2026 09:18 AM (JM9I6)

277 It is astonishing that an NFL owner billionaire who could have a large choice of women to sleep with is trolling a trailer park for prostitutes… just one more indication (of many) that the ability to make boatloads of money doesn’t correlate at all with intelligence, wisdom and morals

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 27, 2026 09:18 AM (geWO5)

278 Sandy Cocazio Ortez

Never saw the show. But I miss a lot of what's on TV.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 27, 2026 09:19 AM (u82oZ)

279 Polls are shit.

Ads suck.

The Blade annoys me.

Fen scolded me.

Scout Dogg changed his nic again.

Lot of churn.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 27, 2026 09:16 AM

And TJM doesn't get it.

Posted by: Or so I've heard at August 27, 2026 09:19 AM (2Ez/1)

280 Yadda yadda yadda he took it out. But you just write it off.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 27, 2026 09:19 AM (Vvm2m)

281 Spare a Square, Beat The Van Wyck, It's All About The Levels, Double Dipping, Yada Yada Yada, Shrinkage, etc.

Nothing compares to Seinfeld.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 27, 2026 09:19 AM (XV/Pl)

282 Put that together the two groups that enjoy authoritarianism and full-time surveillance, Socialists and Islamists, and you have the majority of the Democrat Party.

Posted by: SMOD at August 27, 2026 09:19 AM (RHGPo)

283 Shelley Fabares retrospective at Getty Images:

https://tinyurl.com/3pmtkn2j

Posted by: Major Bowes at August 27, 2026 09:19 AM (IG3/x)

284 Roger McDowell was the 2nd Spitter.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 27, 2026 09:20 AM (XV/Pl)

285 U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations Mike Waltz on Wednesday accused the international community of promoting a “blood libel” against Israel over claims of famine in Gaza. Waltz cited a report in Free Press about a July 2026 survey that found acute child malnutrition, or wasting, at 0.5%, and said there was no widespread acute malnutrition at the population level. “Recent data debunks that false narrative,” Waltz said. The Integrated Food Security Phase Classification, the U.N.-backed body that assesses famine risk, subsequently said famine conditions had been offset while severe food insecurity persisted.

A report in The Free Press today by Olivia Reingold examines the results of the Gaza Nutrition SMART Survey conducted by UNICEF and found that "At the rate of 0.5 percent, Gaza has one of the lowest rates of acute child malnutrition in the region."

Read that again.

Then read this: "The UNICEF-led team’s presentation also revealed that Gaza now faces a new challenge: obesity and excess weight, which affect a combined 4 percent of children under the age of 5."

... the latest "genocide" craze ... obesity and excess weight

Posted by: SMOD at August 27, 2026 09:20 AM (RHGPo)

286 Sometimes the HQ is like an old TV series you love and have watched. A lot. You just want to immerse yourself in the predictability.

Posted by: tubal at August 27, 2026 09:21 AM (Gqar8)

287 When did I scold you?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 27, 2026 09:18 AM (DzHyO) T

Those are all example of common comments.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 27, 2026 09:21 AM (dK+Kv)

288 Giddy-up!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 27, 2026 09:21 AM (tg5bM)

289 No soup for you!

Posted by: Come Back One Year! at August 27, 2026 09:22 AM (JM9I6)

290 I think there were two groups of people in The 90s. Those who watched Seinfeld and those who watched Home Improvement. Small Venn Diagram between the two I would hazard.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 27, 2026 09:22 AM (Vvm2m)

291 Spare a Square, Beat The Van Wyck, It's All About The Levels, Double Dipping, Yada Yada Yada, Shrinkage, etc.

Nothing compares to Seinfeld.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 27, 2026 09:19 AM (XV/Pl)

The jerk store called.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 27, 2026 09:22 AM (dK+Kv)

292 Socialist Angie Nixon Says Billionaires and Elected Officials Are Conspiring to Keep Students Dumb

… do teachers and their unions make THAT much

Posted by: SMOD at August 27, 2026 09:22 AM (RHGPo)

293 Wear the ribbon!

Posted by: The Great Poof at August 27, 2026 09:22 AM (JM9I6)

294 Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 27, 2026 09:21 AM (dK+Kv)

Ok. I'm a little slow this morning.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 27, 2026 09:23 AM (woe4H)

295 Ocean was angry my friends.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 27, 2026 09:23 AM (Vvm2m)

296 Catherine Herridge @C__Herridge

MUST SEE: 9/11 Hijacker Video

February 2000 Video: Two 9/11 Hijackers Attend San Diego Dinner Or ‘Welcome Party’

The Party Host Orders The Videographer NOT To Film One Side Of The Room.

The Videographer Slips Up and Captures A “Saudi Government Religious Official” At The Party.

Former Intel Official: “That’s A Big Deal"

In Court papers, lawyers for Saudi Arabia dispute the characterization.

Posted by: SMOD at August 27, 2026 09:23 AM (RHGPo)

297 You faked it? Because that was enough already and I just wanted to get some sleep.

Posted by: Case at August 27, 2026 09:23 AM (VrYHL)

298 Those are all example of common comments.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 27, 2026 09:21 AM (dK+Kv)

And yet, somehow, boobs, Mary Anne, crossbows, 9mm, and trebuchets made no appearance in your list.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 27, 2026 09:23 AM (ExV1e)

299 "Up here, I'm already gone."

*touches index finger to temple*

Posted by: Kramer at August 27, 2026 09:24 AM (2Ez/1)

300 Seinfeld is about the only show with a laugh track that has aged well.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at August 27, 2026 09:24 AM (XvL8K)

301 I had a pony!

Posted by: Manya at August 27, 2026 09:24 AM (JM9I6)

302 I'm out!

Posted by: The Contest at August 27, 2026 09:24 AM (wVcYX)

303 Imagine all those marathons that will be Arday-less

Posted by: SMOD at August 27, 2026 09:24 AM (RHGPo)

304 Also, the way Jerry said “Hello, Newman” would make me chuckle.

Posted by: Bulg at August 27, 2026 09:24 AM (77rzZ)

305 The ratings for Seinfeld was abysmal until the 3rd or 4th season. It was nearly cancelled by NBC several times.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 27, 2026 09:25 AM (Vvm2m)

306 I think there were two groups of people in The 90s. Those who watched Seinfeld and those who watched Home Improvement. Small Venn Diagram between the two I would hazard.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 27, 2026 09:22 AM (Vvm2m)

I watched Home Improvement in first runs, but not Seinfeld. Now I watch both in syndication and think they’re both awesome. I now find Seinfeld better / more memorable but just by a touch

Hidey ho good neighbor

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 27, 2026 09:25 AM (geWO5)

307 Seinfeld is about the only show with a laugh track that has aged well.

==

about 70% of the jokes would have got them banned today

Posted by: runner at August 27, 2026 09:25 AM (g47mK)

308 And yet, somehow, boobs, Mary Anne, crossbows, 9mm, and trebuchets made no appearance in your list.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 27, 2026 09:23 AM (ExV1e)

We don't got all day.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 27, 2026 09:25 AM (dK+Kv)

309 It is astonishing that an NFL owner billionaire who could have a large choice of women to sleep with is trolling a trailer park for prostitutes… just one more indication (of many) that the ability to make boatloads of money doesn’t correlate at all with intelligence, wisdom and morals
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at August 27, 2026 09:18 AM (geWO5)
====================
This particular retard inherited. His grandfather made it all, building shopping malls. His uncle was also a retard, and the NFL kicked him to the curb when he was running the team, so his mother (the daughter of the guy who made the dough) put him in charge.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 27, 2026 09:25 AM (U/Eoe)

310 No show generated more phrases and tropes than Seinfeld.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

*Monty Python and the Holy Grail & Blazing Saddles have entered the chat.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 27, 2026 09:25 AM (g9NYF)

311 298 Those are all example of common comments.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 27, 2026 09:21 AM (dK+Kv)

And yet, somehow, boobs, Mary Anne, crossbows, 9mm, and trebuchets made no appearance in your list.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 27, 2026 09:23 AM (ExV1e)

A list that could break the thousand comment barrier.

Posted by: tubal at August 27, 2026 09:25 AM (Gqar8)

312 scary, no?

Posted by: runner at August 27, 2026 09:26 AM (g47mK)

313 "They're real and they're spectacular!"

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 27, 2026 09:26 AM (tg5bM)

314 "If it doesn't say Binford on it, somebody else makes it."

Posted by: Tim at August 27, 2026 09:26 AM (2Ez/1)

315 NTTAWWT!

Posted by: runner at August 27, 2026 09:26 AM (g47mK)

316 Does Iran realize that they’re colonialists on “indigenous dinosaur land” ?

Posted by: SMOD at August 27, 2026 09:26 AM (RHGPo)

317 There have been perhaps five TV shows that weren't total shit, since the invention of the medium. It's not like movies and music where it's only gotten abjectly horrible in the last 25 years. It was NEVER good, and if you feel compelled to say a TV show was good, don't.

You might like it. And that's fine.

I watch Ancient Aliens and crap about Bigfoot. It's garbage. And so is your thing, whatever it is. Don't try to church it up.

It's like seeing people lurking in an alley behind a porno theater, arguing that Alaskan Native Gangbang 27 was a masterwork.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 27, 2026 09:27 AM (BI5O2)

318 'Morning, all, and thanks, J.J.

Hopefully the power grid is protected., especially with yesterday's news, i.e., USA Today, 'US says Chinese hackers broke into DOJ, NASA, Federal Reserve, Senate; Politico, 'DOJ blames China for string of hacks targeting federal agencies and hospitals'
---
From above, 'In Pennsylvania's 8th district, "Chlamydia Berns" is taking aim at the GOP.'STD-Themed Drag Queen Comes After Republicans Over Dem Attack Ad

Cognetti is the Democratic mayor of Scranton with Gov. Shapiro's endorsement to flip Pennsylvania’s 8th District back into the Democrats’ column. The PA State Education Association, PA Association of Staff Nurses and Allied Professionals, and the PA AFL-CIO back her too. The issue being used against the current Republican U.S. House member is he had a history of stocking trading. (The audacity of Josh and others!) The Rs are supposedly focusing on Cognetti's record as mayor of Scranton including helping to secure a state grant for a new Fidelity Bank headquarters, where her husband's uncle sits on the board (Politico).

Want a PA clown show? Spotlight PA Org: Some Pennsylvania Democrats are skeptical of Washington's sway, July 2026

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 27, 2026 09:27 AM (NFX2v)

319 305 The ratings for Seinfeld was abysmal until the 3rd or 4th season. It was nearly cancelled by NBC several times.
Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 27, 2026 09:25 AM

Now do the finale episode.

Posted by: The buttons on the shirt at August 27, 2026 09:28 AM (2Ez/1)

320 The Videographer Slips Up and Captures A “Saudi Government Religious Official” At The Party.

Former Intel Official: “That’s A Big Deal"

In Court papers, lawyers for Saudi Arabia dispute the characterization.
Posted by: SMOD at August 27, 2026 09:23 AM (RHGPo)
==================
The religious people in Saudi are obviously big trouble.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 27, 2026 09:28 AM (U/Eoe)

321 No show generated more phrases and tropes than Seinfeld.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

*Monty Python and the Holy Grail & Blazing Saddles have entered the chat.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 27, 2026 09:25 AM (g9NYF)
----
Monty Python and the Holy Grail - 92 minutes
Blazing Saddles - 93 minutes
Seinfeld - 3,960 minutes

It's not even close. Seinfeld is infinitely more quotable.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 27, 2026 09:28 AM (FZ29D)

322 If DSA member run for office, get elected and are sworn in with “… I will faithfully execute the Office of xyz, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.“

Can they be shot dead in the street as traitors ?

Asking for a friend

Posted by: SMOD at August 27, 2026 09:28 AM (RHGPo)

323 This particular retard inherited. His grandfather made it all, building shopping malls. His uncle was also a retard, and the NFL kicked him to the curb when he was running the team, so his mother (the daughter of the guy who made the dough) put him in charge.
Posted by: Huck Follywood

Is this clown related to the Debartolo's?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 27, 2026 09:29 AM (tg5bM)

324 What's the deal with the ratings?

Posted by: runner at August 27, 2026 09:29 AM (g47mK)

325 324 What's the deal with the ratings?
Posted by: runner at August 27, 2026 09:29 AM (g47mK)

Cup sizes, apparently.

Posted by: tubal at August 27, 2026 09:30 AM (Gqar8)

326 People are complaining about a show...about nothing!

Posted by: runner at August 27, 2026 09:30 AM (g47mK)

327 What knockers!!

Posted by: Gene Wilder at August 27, 2026 09:30 AM (2Ez/1)

328 Elaine confronting the diner owner because all the waitresses had Dolly figures and he tells her: These are my daughters.

Posted by: Adam And Eve On A Raft at August 27, 2026 09:30 AM (JM9I6)

329 Nood art.

Posted by: Nazdar at August 27, 2026 09:30 AM (NcvvS)

330 Now do the finale episode.
Posted by: The buttons on the shirt at August 27, 2026 09:28 AM (2Ez/1)

Do what with it? The finale was insane ratings. But it took a long time to get there. The show hit its stride ratings wise only about 1/2 way through its run. The first few seasons it struggled to find an audience.

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 27, 2026 09:31 AM (Vvm2m)

331 The Batagaika Crater ("Gateway to Hell") is expanding rapidly, with estimates of 35 million cubic feet of earth collapsing annually. Between 1991 and 2018, the crater tripled in size. Its growth releases ancient organic material and greenhouse gases, contributing to climate change and serving as a real-time indicator of permafrost degradation.

.. and they have been blaming my lawn mower for Global Warming

Posted by: SMOD at August 27, 2026 09:31 AM (RHGPo)

332 Any time peterman was on the screen it was comedy gold Jerry!

Posted by: Sandy Cocazio Ortez at August 27, 2026 09:31 AM (Vvm2m)

333 Is this clown related to the Debartolo's?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 27, 2026 09:29 AM (tg5bM)
===================
Exactly right

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 27, 2026 09:32 AM (U/Eoe)

334 Twenty minutes after the Seinfeld Finale, Frank Sinatra died and knocked Jerry right out of the headlines.

Posted by: Chairman of the Board at August 27, 2026 09:33 AM (JM9I6)

335 Edward J. DeBartolo Sr. purchased the San Francisco 49ers in 1977 for $13 million.

He acquired the team from the Morabito estate and subsequently gave it to his son, Edward J. DeBartolo Jr.

After a legal scandal involving Jr. in 1998–2000, control of the franchise was transferred to his sister, Denise DeBartolo York, and her husband, Dr. John York.

The York family remains the principal owner today, with dummy son Jed York serving as CEO and becoming the principal owner in name in 2024.

The family has owned the team for nearly fifty years, and made billions doing so. What's a few scandals in the process?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at August 27, 2026 09:39 AM (U/Eoe)

336 WNBA nonsense is driving historic ratings (i.e., ESPN's 2.6 million viewers for a Fever-Dream overtime thriller) and business growth. (The NBA owns a 42% equity stake in the women's league & provides an estimated $15 million annual subsidy to the WNBA. The WNBA is currently executing an expansion roadmap, from 12 teams in 2024 to a planned 18 franchises by 2030.)

Sadly, it's like the old days of Roller Derby. Facebook, The Herd, "It's a reality show more than a league."

Turn 'em all off if not a fan.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at August 27, 2026 09:45 AM (NFX2v)

337 Too many gas stations are owned by foriegners.

Posted by: Eromero at August 27, 2026 09:50 AM (5/BcT)

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