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Hi everyone! Come on in a set a spell!

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Fido Friday: OW!


Strapped

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Meds

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Kid fails


The meme that just keeps giving

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Tough choice

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Relationships be like


Genius

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Thanks for the warning

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Scary, aren't they?


I'm shocked I tell you

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RIP Tim

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Drunk


Green is for science

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Gonna be a line for the red toilet

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LMAO


AI gets snippy

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Which level are you?

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The first one for sure


Bad wishes

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Honor their memory

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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Indians:

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Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at August 28, 2026 09:59 PM (zMzlR)

2 YAY ONT! Now for the content!

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at August 28, 2026 09:59 PM (zMzlR)

3 Yay, ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at August 28, 2026 09:59 PM (+9wcF)

4 Suddenly, it's ONT Friday!

Posted by: mindful webworker - let's do this at August 28, 2026 10:01 PM (oq2IS)

5 I'm on vacation so I won't be around much tonight, y'all behave yourself

Posted by: Weirddave at August 28, 2026 10:01 PM (Az7Eg)

6 They say the only people that knew how much gold Spain dug out of Mexico were the accountants and ship’s captains.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 28, 2026 10:02 PM (VPNgR)

7 who knew?
Tonypete, I know, it's who knew.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 28, 2026 10:03 PM (VPNgR)

8 I'm on vacation so I won't be around much tonight, y'all behave yourself
Posted by: Weirddave


Egad! We're left here without supervision? Who will defend the blog from trolls, aliens, and the slings and eros of outrageous puns?

Posted by: mindful webworker - slinky errors at August 28, 2026 10:03 PM (oq2IS)

9 A good rule of thumb is to go to a country's border and look at which way the guns are pointed.

If they're pointed inward...

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 28, 2026 10:06 PM (IG3/x)

10 >>Bro just met women for the first time

I want to date this video.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2026 10:07 PM (viF8m)

11 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 28, 2026 10:07 PM (rii+a)

12 Happy weekend!

Had an interview today that went well I think, I should hear back next week whether that's true, any next steps, etc.

Got one interview scheduled and one 'working on being scheduled' for next week.

Got a couple others that I'm waiting for the recruiter to give me a status update on.

I'm feeling optimistic after today's interview.

But for the record...
"God, if this is the job You want me to have, please make it all go smoothly. Please help me to accept wherever You send me."

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 28, 2026 10:07 PM (aJQbY)

13 eleveteen

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 28, 2026 10:07 PM (/+uur)

14
I hope your vacation is fun and relaxing.

Posted by: four seasons at August 28, 2026 10:08 PM (/QHx4)

15 They say the only people that knew how much gold Spain dug out of Mexico were the accountants and ship’s captains.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 28, 2026 10:02 PM (VPNgR)

And Davy Jones.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at August 28, 2026 10:09 PM (1Ff7Z)

16 Massive space mirrors could be 40 times brighter than the full moon, astronomers warn. 'It will be worse than big cities like London'

Muslim rape gangs in broad fucking daylight

ho lee fook

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 28, 2026 10:09 PM (/+uur)

17 I am soooo putting a few car pictures on my truck! I have five of those damn camera within a mile of the Diogenes Domicile.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 28, 2026 10:11 PM (2WIwB)

18 I’ll bet any amount of money that somewhere at the State Department, there is now a wall filled with dozens of those un-official photographs of Secretary Rubio. Suitably framed, naturally.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 28, 2026 10:11 PM (PVUR/)

19 Thanks for the ONT WeirdDave!

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at August 28, 2026 10:13 PM (zMzlR)

20 Scary, aren't they?
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Dysfunctional family, much?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 28, 2026 10:13 PM (VPNgR)

21 A Venn diagram for the ages.

Posted by: t-bird at August 28, 2026 10:14 PM (S1ejw)

22 >>And Davy Jones.

True story. When I was diving in the Caribbean I was on the waiting list for a company that found a sunk Spanish ship. Pay was cheap but every diver got a small cut of the treasure. Which was a lot.

Still waiting.

There is still an assload of gold down there.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2026 10:14 PM (viF8m)

23 I'm starting to think we may be wrong about this WNBA thing. In fact, I think they could be key to beating our housing inflation problem. We should be using the WNBA to build housing. Nobody lays more bricks than they do.

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at August 28, 2026 10:15 PM (r7+Q7)

24 Evenin’, All.

Posted by: Bulg at August 28, 2026 10:15 PM (77rzZ)

25 6 They say the only people that knew how much gold Spain dug out of Mexico were the accountants and ship’s captains.


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Uruguay had a mountain that was essentially solid silver ore. It's a soccer field now.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 28, 2026 10:15 PM (4Je4D)

26 Dave, a difficult thing I found sometimes with interviews, when someone really needs a job, it has an odor so to speak, and they can smell it. Desperation. Make sure to cut through that and exude genuine confidence. They can smell that too.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 28, 2026 10:16 PM (PVUR/)

27 It's my wife's birthday tomorrow, and she's been in the hospital for 2 days. She has to get past the nausea caused by the antibiotics. Her body does not accept meds very well. Please pray with me that she can get out of there and be home to celebrate, even if it's a little muted. Thanks Horde!

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at August 28, 2026 10:16 PM (zMzlR)

28 Now that Lake Ontario is now Lake America, Trump will hopefully turn his attention to the Canadian goose, and rename it Daffy Duck.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 28, 2026 10:16 PM (2WIwB)

29 Hello, Horde! 😊💕

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 28, 2026 10:19 PM (SRRAx)

30 JohnFNotKerry,

Prayers!

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 28, 2026 10:19 PM (aJQbY)

31 Will do JohnFNotKerry

Posted by: Diogenes at August 28, 2026 10:19 PM (2WIwB)

32 y'all behave yourself
Posted by: Weirddave at August 28, 2026 10:01 PM (Az7Eg)


Hey! You're not the boss of me!

Posted by: Diogenes at August 28, 2026 10:20 PM (2WIwB)

33 Good evening morons и спасибо wd

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 28, 2026 10:20 PM (RIvkX)

34 Boobs!

Posted by: Bulg at August 28, 2026 10:20 PM (77rzZ)

35 >>Posted by: JohnFNotKerry

I hope your wife is home with you tomorrow.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2026 10:20 PM (viF8m)

36 TIFW!
S'up???

Posted by: Diogenes at August 28, 2026 10:21 PM (2WIwB)

37 Hey, isn't CBD on vacation also???

Posted by: lin-duh at August 28, 2026 10:21 PM (VCgbV)

38 Sounds good RandomDave.

Thanks for the ONT, WeirdDave.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 28, 2026 10:21 PM (zZu0s)

39 We can just walk into Canada.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 28, 2026 10:21 PM (Cqx++)

40 I am soooo putting a few car pictures on my truck! I have five of those damn camera within a mile of the Diogenes Domicile."

There was one camera not far away. From the looks of it, I'd say a dually F250 handled the issue... (one could approach from behind)

Posted by: man at August 28, 2026 10:21 PM (XuXeR)

41 Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at August 28, 2026 10:16 PM (zMzlR)
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A prayer for her complete and speedy recovery.

And lots of zofran IV drip.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 28, 2026 10:21 PM (RIvkX)

42 I'm on vacation so I won't be around much tonight, y'all behave yourself
Posted by: Weirddave at August 28, 2026 10:01 PM (Az7Eg)
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???

Have you MET us?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 28, 2026 10:22 PM (FZ29D)

43 Monocacy County, Maryland? LOL. Doesn't exist. Nor does it's, uh, "Seriff's Office"...

Posted by: Stu-22 at August 28, 2026 10:22 PM (zOXE5)

44 We can just walk into Canada."

Why would we?

Posted by: man at August 28, 2026 10:22 PM (XuXeR)

45 who knew?
Tonypete, I know, it's who knew.

Posted by: Braenyard

Damn right.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 28, 2026 10:22 PM (zi7oe)

46 Hey, isn't CBD on vacation also???
Posted by: lin-duh at August 28, 2026 10:21 PM (VCgbV)
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Whoo-hoo!!!!

When the COBs're away, the Morons will play!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 28, 2026 10:23 PM (FZ29D)

47 My re-post from the dead thread......."Just re-wrote that pig of a broadcast script. Should hit about 2:30, don't know until I record it. But thanks to you guys who gave me a boot in the ass to get back to it. I was pissed, and probably seemed pity-seeking, but I really needed to vent before jumping back in. We'll see how it works out on the tech end tomorrow, but the script is solid enough, I think."

Posted by: Lincolntf at August 28, 2026 10:23 PM (vV6n9)

48 Sydney Sweeny... Page Six YouTube channel... no sign-in required so probably not considered unsuitable... but then again...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBMUCVVpSsY

Posted by: davidt at August 28, 2026 10:23 PM (Q+gd/)

49 Monocacy County, Maryland"

Monocacy battlefield? IIRC...

Posted by: man at August 28, 2026 10:24 PM (XuXeR)

50 17 I am soooo putting a few car pictures on my truck! I have five of those damn camera within a mile of the Diogenes Domicile.

Posted by: Diogenes
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A detachable, reusable wrap is what the world needs.



Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 28, 2026 10:25 PM (VPNgR)

51 Evening.
I got a good one today. The neighbors, who are up for felony abuse/neglect, have asked if the wife and I would take their kids.
This is hard. I haven't said no yet and am considering it.
I've known one since he was two and the other since birth.

Oh and my vacation starts in about 2 hours.

Posted by: Reforger at August 28, 2026 10:25 PM (jJAdc)

52 Sydney Sweeny... Page Six YouTube channel... no sign-in required so probably not considered unsuitable... but then again...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBMUCVVpSsY
Posted by: davidt at August 28, 2026 10:23 PM (Q+gd/)
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The YouTube hash NAILED it.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 28, 2026 10:25 PM (FZ29D)

53 Say, who has the keys to the liquor cabinet?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at August 28, 2026 10:25 PM (iIyc0)

54 Lincolntf,

You got this! And the Horde excels at being a place to vent, ask me how I know!

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 28, 2026 10:26 PM (aJQbY)

55 Eddie, my mostly Maine Coon knows how to open the doors and shutters in the house. Apparently he also knows how to turn the home pods on to play music. Unfortunately he can't close or turn anything off.

Posted by: lin-duh at August 28, 2026 10:26 PM (VCgbV)

56 I never had particularly large boobs
I've read plenty of big books, however. I don't think Dolly cares if I honor her or not. She was a kind, generous woman, so I hope I honor her appreciating her talent and by loving the Lord in a perhaps smaller way than she evidently did

I don't know any weak men except perhaps leftists whom I don't associate with and I don't want to scare little children

Sorry if that was too literal .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 28, 2026 10:27 PM (m6Eem)

57 I'm on vacation so I won't be around much tonight, y'all behave yourself
Posted by: Weirddave

Vacation is a time to just kick back and act normal, whatever anybody else thinks

Posted by: Unconventional Miklos at August 28, 2026 10:27 PM (4RYRd)

58 Say, who has the keys to the liquor cabinet?
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at August 28, 2026 10:25 PM (iIyc0)
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*Hic*

Posted by: Hillary at August 28, 2026 10:27 PM (FZ29D)

59 Life ends when you quit. Don't quit.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2026 10:27 PM (viF8m)

60 So, that "sex worker" never noticed that being called a whore was an insult?

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 28, 2026 10:28 PM (0Htd1)

61 Boobs!
Posted by: Bulg


Well, there's these:

It takes a lot of money to look this cheap
Dolly Parton pix c/o Bits & Pieces
https://bit.ly/dolly-pix

Michele Ann Marie Fabares (1944-2026)
Shelley Fabares pix c/o Bits & Pieces
https://bit.ly/shelley-fab

I keep getting a lot of these teasing very short shorts in my YT suggestions. Prob'ly AI, lots of them.
youtu.be/YFocKjq_4bk

Also ran across this very odd item
Size Em Up (Big Boobs Short Film 2001) (~15min)
https://youtu.be/Gm7byIrEJsQ

AAAAND… Something for the ettes
Frank James Cooper (1901-1961) c/o Bits & Pieces
https://bit.ly/james-cooper-pix

Posted by: mindful webworker - sbooby coo at August 28, 2026 10:28 PM (oq2IS)

62 Sydney Sweeny... Page Six YouTube channel... no sign-in required so probably not considered unsuitable... but then again...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBMUCVVpSsY
Posted by: davidt at August 28, 2026 10:23 PM (Q+gd/)


That'll keep Bulg busy for a bit.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 28, 2026 10:29 PM (2WIwB)

63 Whoo-hoo!!!!

When the COBs're away, the Morons will play!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

Excellent

Most Excellent

Posted by: Miklos, templing fingers at August 28, 2026 10:29 PM (4RYRd)

64 That WNBA meme is completely unrealistic. She's way too pretty to be mistaken for a WNBA player.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 28, 2026 10:29 PM (0Htd1)

65 Reforger, how does your family get on with the kids?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 28, 2026 10:29 PM (VPNgR)

66 Posted by: Reforger at August 28, 2026 10:25 PM (jJAdc

That is quite a testimony to what your neighbors think of you.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 28, 2026 10:29 PM (m6Eem)

67 Am I just a lost cause and has the internet been lying to me?


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Yes and Yes but that is fine because in any case you should never reproduce.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 28, 2026 10:30 PM (RIvkX)

68 51 Evening.
I got a good one today. The neighbors, who are up for felony abuse/neglect, have asked if the wife and I would take their kids.
This is hard. I haven't said no yet and am considering it.
I've known one since he was two and the other since birth.

Oh and my vacation starts in about 2 hours.
Posted by: Reforger at August 28, 2026 10:25 PM (jJAdc)

lawyer child care state laws
there are about 3000 issues here

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 28, 2026 10:31 PM (/+uur)

69 Excellent

Most Excellent
Posted by: Miklos, templing fingers at August 28, 2026 10:29 PM (4RYRd)
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We're watching you...

Posted by: Flock Safety at August 28, 2026 10:31 PM (FZ29D)

70 60 So, that "sex worker" never noticed that being called a whore was an insult?
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 28, 2026 10:28 PM (0Htd1)

She somehow thought being a cum dumpster was alluring to other men?

Honey, nobody likes sloppy seconds. Or hundreds.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 28, 2026 10:32 PM (dEHLq)

71 Reforger,
Might be worth it to talk to an attorney.
I watched my own grandkids for a time and even for that I needed a Power of Attorney to cover unexpected travel, medical issues, and school stuff.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 28, 2026 10:34 PM (2WIwB)

72 43 Monocacy County, Maryland? LOL. Doesn't exist. Nor does it's, uh, "Seriff's Office"...
Posted by: Stu-22



But there was a Monocacy in Frederick County MD. The town is gone; the river remains.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 28, 2026 10:35 PM (rii+a)

73 Royce White shows up to Indiana Fever game in blonde wig amid WNBA Draft pursuit
The former NBA first-round pick said he was there to 'scout some of the competition' and support the league

take the L

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 28, 2026 10:35 PM (/+uur)

74 Diogenes the Canada Goose has already been renamed Donald Ducks

Posted by: kelly at August 28, 2026 10:36 PM (bn0S5)

75 Scary, aren't they?

pic.twitter.com/BaM9VWwIgz

— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) August 27, 2026

And it only gets worse, little dude. Govern yourself accordingly.

Posted by: That poor little boy at August 28, 2026 10:36 PM (TbWk/)

76 We're watching you...
Posted by: Flock Safety

Quite amusing

Amusing indeed

Posted by: Flock, a secret subsidiary of GlobalMiklosCorp at August 28, 2026 10:36 PM (4RYRd)

77
Sydney is selling her lingerie line. I wonder how much money she'll make off of that?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 28, 2026 10:36 PM (w6EFb)

78
Posted by: Reforger at August 28, 2026 10:25 PM (jJAdc)
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Making a prayer for peace in your house. Holy moly.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 28, 2026 10:37 PM (RIvkX)

79 Sydney is selling her lingerie line. I wonder how much money she'll make off of that?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 28, 2026 10:36 PM (w6EFb)
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Instant billionaire.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 28, 2026 10:38 PM (FZ29D)

80 >>Sydney is selling her lingerie line. I wonder how much money she'll make off of that?

Lots.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2026 10:39 PM (viF8m)

81 Posted by: mindful webworker - sbooby coo at August 28, 2026 10:28 PM (oq2IS)

Thanks, mww. Gary Copper was a good looking man and a fine actor and sounds like he was a nice guy.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 28, 2026 10:39 PM (JrHfD)

82 Transgender Canadian golfer sends a blunt message to critics as victories over women pile up

The best women golfers are men.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 28, 2026 10:39 PM (/+uur)

83
If she could somehow monetize all the lust energy directed at those videos, she'd be a trillionaire. Hell, she'd make Elon look like a pauper.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 28, 2026 10:39 PM (w6EFb)

84 77
Sydney is selling her lingerie line. I wonder how much money she'll make off of that?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley
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Is she vending her panties in Japan?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 28, 2026 10:40 PM (VPNgR)

85 Diogenes the Canada Goose has already been renamed Donald Ducks
Posted by: kelly at August 28, 2026 10:36 PM (bn0S5)


*stamps foot*
Why am I always the last to hear this stuff???

Posted by: Diogenes at August 28, 2026 10:40 PM (2WIwB)

86 I don't think Dolly cares if I honor her or not. She was a kind, generous woman, so I hope I honor her appreciating her talent and by loving the Lord in a perhaps smaller way than she evidently did…
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

💟
C/o chrissy on PoliNation
Zach Williams, Dolly Parton - There Was Jesus
https://youtu.be/37wV6D49iEY

Posted by: mindful webworker - even when I didn't know it at August 28, 2026 10:40 PM (oq2IS)

87 Sydney is selling her lingerie line. I wonder how much money she'll make off of that?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

*tries to invest in Japanese vending machines*

Posted by: Miklos might be late to the party at August 28, 2026 10:40 PM (4RYRd)

88
Andrew McCarthy's eclipse shot from last night:

https://t.ly/aHnam

That's a 30 photo stack. He had cameras set up at several locations across the country as insurance against weather and clouds.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 28, 2026 10:41 PM (w6EFb)

89 I got a good one today. The neighbors, who are up for felony abuse/neglect, have asked if the wife and I would take their kids.
This is hard. I haven't said no yet and am considering it.
I've known one since he was two and the other since birth.

Oh and my vacation starts in about 2 hours.
Posted by: Reforger

I'd never presume to tell you what to do BUT: We took care of a little one (not our kin) for three years until things settled at home. He was a joy and a gift to us and all that met him. We love that little shit to the moon and back. However, we also had two temporarily that were so damaged by their 'parents' that they are, and will continue to be, a real problem for themselves, caregivers and future prison guards. Good luck - I mean it.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 28, 2026 10:41 PM (zi7oe)

90 Posted by: mindful webworker - even when I didn't know it at August 28, 2026 10:40 PM (oq2IS

Thanks. Yes, I saw that earlier today. It is lovely .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 28, 2026 10:41 PM (JrHfD)

91 The best women golfers are men.

Posted by: r hennigantx
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Read that 4 Women's Championships have been won by men.
Canadian men.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 28, 2026 10:42 PM (VPNgR)

92 I'm on vacation so I won't be around much tonight, y'all behave yourself

Posted by: Weirddave at August 28, 2026 10:01 PM (Az7Eg)

WHY WOULD YOU TELL US THIS?!

Posted by: pookysgirl knows better at August 28, 2026 10:42 PM (Wt5PA)

93 Reforger

Prayers for you and your wife. And for those little
Kiddos.

Posted by: nurse ratched at August 28, 2026 10:43 PM (qNSKv)

94 This might be a dumb question. But the ice dam or glacier in Tibet, didn’t geologists notice this massive amount of water building up? “This might be a problem”??

Posted by: Common Tater at August 28, 2026 10:43 PM (PVUR/)

95 So, that "sex worker" never noticed that being called a whore was an insult?"

And her biological clock is TICKING!

Posted by: man at August 28, 2026 10:43 PM (XuXeR)

96 Oh, received my car Registration notice in the mail today.

Those bastards want $29 to reup! Robbery!! LOL

Posted by: Tonypete at August 28, 2026 10:45 PM (zi7oe)

97 This might be a dumb question. But the ice dam or glacier in Tibet, didn’t geologists notice this massive amount of water building up? “This might be a problem”??
Posted by: Common Tater at August 28, 2026 10:43 PM (PVUR/)
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It could have been shook loose by a microquake.

I think that region is still tectonically very active.

No real way to predict the outcome once that happens.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at August 28, 2026 10:45 PM (FZ29D)

98 I'm shocked I tell you

Curious how she blames "men on the internet." My dear sweet used-up blown-out ran-through cumdumpster, it's the sisterhood that's been lying to you all these years. The more representative groups of men on the internet do not find whores, current or former, do be suitable wifey/LTR material, no matter what the slatterns cheering you on with their synchronized chants of "YASSS SLAY KWEEN" have been telling you. The ones saying your past and body count shouldn't matter and you're entitled to a billionaire Prince Charming are your fellow whores, whether paid or unpaid.

Posted by: This and dead kids are what feminism hath wrought at August 28, 2026 10:46 PM (TbWk/)

99
The usual suspects are blaming Globull Warmuning for the Nepal glacier collapse. Of course.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 28, 2026 10:47 PM (w6EFb)

100 I want to know where WD got the video of DOOF after drinking!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 28, 2026 10:48 PM (NnhvP)

101 99
The usual suspects are blaming Globull Warmuning for the Nepal glacier collapse. Of course.
Posted by: publius,



Glaciers never melted until #BADORANGEMAN!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 28, 2026 10:48 PM (rii+a)

102
They're still working out exactly what happened with that thing. Right now, they think a YUGE chunk of glacier just broke off. A 2000' wide chunk of glacier broke loose and plummeted 4000' down the side of the mountain.

The ice melted from all that energy release, picked up all sorts of debris, then blocked and mixed with the rivers.

Biblical level flood and landslide event at a local level there.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 28, 2026 10:50 PM (w6EFb)

103
So, that "sex worker" never noticed that being called a whore was an insult?"

And her biological clock is TICKING!
Posted by: man


She should get with AOC and make an omelette.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 28, 2026 10:50 PM (Cqx++)

104 Weirddave at August 28, 2026 10:01 PM (Az7Eg)

WHY WOULD YOU TELL US THIS?!

Posted by: pookysgirl knows better
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Mothers know stuff like this.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 28, 2026 10:50 PM (VPNgR)

105 81 Posted by: mindful webworker - sbooby coo at August 28, 2026 10:28 PM (oq2IS)

Thanks, mww. Gary Copper was a good looking man and a fine actor and sounds like he was a nice guy.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 28, 2026 10:39 PM (JrHfD)


Copper was a good actor. You could say he brought a shine to the camera.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 28, 2026 10:51 PM (2WIwB)

106 The ones saying your past and body count shouldn't matter and you're entitled to a billionaire Prince Charming are your fellow whores, whether paid or unpaid.

Posted by: This and dead kids are what feminism hath wrought

He lied about the billion, the royal bastard

Posted by: Duchess of Megan at August 28, 2026 10:51 PM (4RYRd)

107 I can hear a marching band but the closest stadium is 7.5 miles away. Weird, I've never heard it before. They had a 2 hour game delay because of lightning so I know that is where it's coming from. Seems really far to hear a band from. It's Texas so
Friday night lights!

Posted by: lin-duh at August 28, 2026 10:52 PM (VCgbV)

108 I'm still at work right now.
I wouldn't doubt if those kids are telling their keepers that they want to live with us. They are friends with my grands and love it at our house.
I don't know what to do. Half of me is all yeah let's do it and the other half is thinking they'ld probably kill us eventually.

Posted by: Reforger at August 28, 2026 10:54 PM (jJAdc)

109 Copper was a good actor. You could say he brought a shine to the camera.
Posted by: Diogenes at August 28, 2026 10:51 PM (2WIwB)

Ron Silver had an unfairly tarnished reputation.

Posted by: Lead actors at August 28, 2026 10:54 PM (TbWk/)

110 Needs more music.

https://tinyurl.com/yah79xfe

Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2026 10:54 PM (viF8m)

111 I save myself a lot of aggravation by avoiding videos of left wing people doing "true confessions" on the internet.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 28, 2026 10:54 PM (xSAlF)

112 I enjoyed the ONT. Thank you.

Perhaps the sex worker should not be so open. Read that however you want.

I felt bad laughing at the drunk guy set to music. I also feel bad (no you don't) that you and your brothers and cousins used to sit on a curb (forbidden to cross street) at your grandmother's. We watched The Little Red Schoolhouse for children weekly, back then labeled retarded, and returned to grandmother's and acted the same characters in a playhouse. I know I need to confess this next time to the priest, altho I wasn't Catholic yet so maybe that does not count.

Kids: there is a differece in girls and boys we are finding out. Yesterday our girl was an emotional mess over weird stuff after her first full week of kindergarten. Tired vs psychotic. (My husband decided she might be a serial killer when she was 5mo old and bald because she would stare you down.) Now he's sure of it.

They finished a game of monopoly while I put the baby to bed. Time to clean up & she kicked the money around and started kicking her big bro til Pop yelled at her for the first time. She wept. She's normally good but crazy. They are good kids for one to be a budding serial killer.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 28, 2026 10:55 PM (hzuYO)

113 102
They're still working out exactly what happened with that thing. Right now, they think a YUGE chunk of glacier just broke off. A 2000' wide chunk of glacier broke loose and plummeted 4000' down the side of the mountain.
----
There's before and after clip on chickensh*t X of an area that was hit. Trees almost forest surrounding what looked like a factory and adjacent buildings, thousands of sq. ft. All wiped out.

The forest and populated area looked like mud slate.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 28, 2026 10:55 PM (VPNgR)

114 Reforger, if you know the kids and know what you'd be getting into... might be worth it so long as they do sign over power of attorney and all the other appropriate stuff for healthcare and school pickups and so forth.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 28, 2026 10:57 PM (aJQbY)

115 PS
I totally agree with the skeltor guy with the sign about women weeping and recording themselves. It annoys me.

I only cry about every 5-7 yrs and would never record it as oh hell no! Why do they do this? It baffles me.

I only watch to see how they manage snot with nose rings. I have no pity for whatever they are wailing about.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 28, 2026 10:57 PM (hzuYO)

116 Sydney is selling her lingerie line. I wonder how much money she'll make off of that?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 28, 2026 10:36 PM (w6EFb)


New or used? (Uh, asking for a friend . . .)

Posted by: a.moron at August 28, 2026 10:57 PM (X5Jzz)

117 They are good kids for one to be a budding serial killer.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat

I think you can start them in Pop Warner Murder League at 4

Posted by: Ever Helpful Miklos at August 28, 2026 10:58 PM (4RYRd)

118 Sitting on the porch, waiting for the rain to come.

Wee Pooky tried to kick Lil Pooky off my lap today. Those two are going to make Jacob and Esau look like amateurs.

Posted by: pookysgirl advises investing in Bandaids at August 28, 2026 10:58 PM (Wt5PA)

119 It could have been shook loose by a microquake.
I think that region is still tectonically very active
——-

Well right, but that’s my point. It had to be something they were looking at. Potentially.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 28, 2026 10:58 PM (PVUR/)

120 111 I save myself a lot of aggravation by avoiding videos of left wing people doing "true confessions" on the internet.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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Yep, there's enough crazy without supporting it.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 28, 2026 10:58 PM (VPNgR)

121 Totie Fields had a line of lingerie. It was mildly successful.

Posted by: Peek-a-Boo at August 28, 2026 10:59 PM (JM9I6)

122
This is just a "little" local scale version of what happened during Missoula and Bonneville Floods at the end of the last ice age and through the dreaded Younger Dryas.

Every culture in the world has some sort of "Flood myth", and that's from our ancient ancestors who witnessed that on a global scale.

The Younger Dryas was the Erf doing a Big Reset.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 28, 2026 11:01 PM (w6EFb)

123 Lol, level 4. Although I dont think the feds are interested in me at all, I dont have interest in optics and prefer stock versions of classic firearms

Posted by: Azjaeger at August 28, 2026 11:02 PM (EcQV6)

124 107 I can hear a marching band but the closest stadium is 7.5 miles away. Weird, I've never heard it before. They had a 2 hour game delay because of lightning so I know that is where it's coming from. Seems really far to hear a band from. It's Texas so
Friday night lights!
Posted by: lin-duh at August 28, 2026 10:52 PM (VCgbV
A high school marching band competion at halftime is a thousand times better than any superbowl halftime in the past thirty years.

Posted by: Eromero at August 28, 2026 11:03 PM (LHPAg)

125 Back in my day, emotionally distraught young women would just get a bottle of Boone's Farm and work through it.

Posted by: Miklos would alos offer beverage therapy on occasion at August 28, 2026 11:03 PM (4RYRd)

126

A US military judge ruled Friday that confessions made by alleged 9/11 attacks mastermind Khalid Sheikh Mohammed to FBI agents are inadmissible and cannot be used against him at trial, The New York Times reported.

The ruling comes just before the 25th anniversary of September 11, 2001, attacks that killed nearly 3,000 people in New York, Washington and Pennsylvania.

This week, the trial date for Mohammed and three others accused plotters was set for June 5, 2028, at the US naval base in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 28, 2026 11:04 PM (Cqx++)

127
There's some CCTV videos of this thing that have been posted of this. It's hard to take. You see dozens to hundreds of people running for their lives and then the wall of water and debris just consumes them all.

I boggle at what the *sound* of that coming would've been like. Sheer terror in their last moments of life.

And then there are videos of them pulling survivors out of the mud. They're covered in mud, and all of them have that blank thousand-yard stare.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 28, 2026 11:04 PM (w6EFb)

128 I turned 23 in Pattaya Beach, Thailand when I was in the Navy. I was so drunk kept falling off my bar stool and had to be carried back to the bangka liberty boat and basically poured into it.

Posted by: Bert G at August 28, 2026 11:07 PM (VARTN)

129 I will honor Tim Curry by both getting a Clue...

and dressing like a Pirate.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 28, 2026 11:08 PM (mP0Kj)

130 Sorry I'm late, I was trying to figure out how much the circles on a Venn diagram would overlap between people who support Lindsay Clancy and those who wear Handmaid's Tale costumes to political rallies.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 28, 2026 11:08 PM (O9Gow)

131 tankdemon,

Probably a perfect overlap.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 28, 2026 11:09 PM (aJQbY)

132 Boobed starlets like Sweeney should just market their undies to guys, then retire with the resultant fortune to some undisclosed island.

Posted by: Bulg at August 28, 2026 11:09 PM (77rzZ)

133 I turned 23 in Pattaya Beach, Thailand when I was in the Navy. I was so drunk kept falling off my bar stool and had to be carried back to the bangka liberty boat and basically poured into it.
Posted by: Bert G

Daddy!

Posted by: soon to be US citizen Throngpat at August 28, 2026 11:09 PM (4RYRd)

134 The one video I saw of the Chinese border post area being consumed was the most spectacular nature scene I've ever seen. Looked like a mediocre CGI movie effect, but it was all real.

Catastrophic geologic and weather events are how the Earth's surface has been shaped for ..... 100s of millions of years.

It's a (redundant) measure of how collapsed science is, and how scientifically illiterate and just practically dumb the world's populace is, that "human influence" on "climate" is treated as anything more than a marginal and implausible hypothesis.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 28, 2026 11:10 PM (U/Byj)

135 128 I turned 23 in Pattaya Beach, Thailand when I was in the Navy. I was so drunk kept falling off my bar stool and had to be carried back to the bangka liberty boat and basically poured into it.
Posted by: Bert G at August 28, 2026 11:07 PM (VARTN
You just triggered a dozen or so flashbacks

Posted by: Eromero at August 28, 2026 11:10 PM (LHPAg)

136
They were thinking it was an earthquake that triggered it. But the latest from the USGS looking at the seismic data is the first even was that glacier breaking loose, and no triggering earthquake.

"Tectonic uplift" was probably a big factor. The mountains are sort of still being pushed up slowly, and the chunk of glacier just reached the breaking point.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 28, 2026 11:11 PM (w6EFb)

137 rhomboid,

yep. George Carlin had that part right.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 28, 2026 11:11 PM (aJQbY)

138 publius,

Gravity has it in for all of us, honestly....

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 28, 2026 11:12 PM (aJQbY)

139 There's some CCTV videos of this thing that have been posted of this. It's hard to take. You see dozens to hundreds of people running for their lives and then the wall of water and debris just consumes them all.

----------

I went down that valley about 10 years ago on a trip from the Tibetan border to Kathmandu. I recognized locations in some of the footage. It's mind-boggling.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 28, 2026 11:12 PM (4Je4D)

140 News item: “U.S. military confirmed what many long suspected: Iran never successfully deployed mines into the Strait and in fact were so incompetent the U.S. found fewer than 5 active mines in the entire region.”

There were however about 200 “suspicious objects”. Many of them were just plastic bags full of trash that the Iranians dumped to fake everyone out.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 28, 2026 11:12 PM (GWwCk)

141 Sydney Sweeny... Page Six YouTube channel... no sign-in required so probably not considered unsuitable... but then again...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBMUCVVpSsY

Posted by: davidt at August 28, 2026 10:23 PM (Q+gd/)

Nice. Seems like just a matter of time before she does porn.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 28, 2026 11:13 PM (S41Gd)

142 Little sister

https://tinyurl.com/f6xzh4h9

Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2026 11:14 PM (viF8m)

143 Kid fails

So they only have children for the entertainment value?

Posted by: wth at August 28, 2026 11:14 PM (oq9dX)

144 There's another ship heading to Thailand after being at sea for over 250 days....

Posted by: lin-duh at August 28, 2026 11:14 PM (VCgbV)

145 Many of them were just plastic bags full of trash that the Iranians dumped to fake everyone out.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Hell, we been doing that around here for years

Posted by: Miklos, Lot 287A Trailer Acres at August 28, 2026 11:15 PM (4RYRd)

146 >> Gravity has it in for all of us, honestly....

Gravity is the weakest of all the four fundamental forces, but it always wins in the end. On all scales, basically.

The other three, while much stronger, can be both attractive and repulse and have positive and negative source "charges" that cancel out.

Gravity on the other hand is always attractive, and the "charge" is mass, which is always positive and always attractive.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 28, 2026 11:16 PM (w6EFb)

147 Tectonic uplift" was probably a big factor. The mountains are sort of still being pushed up slowly, and the chunk of glacier just reached the breaking point.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 28, 2026 11:11 PM (w6EFb)

I’ve noticed a dissonance between reports; some say that a glacier collapsed, others say it was a large rock face which supported part of the glacier that collapsed and brought that part of the glacier down.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 28, 2026 11:17 PM (GWwCk)

148 That evil Clancy woman had better be found guilty. I have read a bit about her premeditation, but not the horror of what she did to those poor babies.

She looks mean, which would be all I'd need for a guilty verdict. Or if the person was ugly. Because I am fair.

Her profile reminds me of a bird of prey. A buzzard.

There is something very wrong with the women who support her (I know they are pro-abortion just by looking at them).

It would be a much better world if I was in charge.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 28, 2026 11:17 PM (hzuYO)

149 Miklos!

Posted by: Bulg at August 28, 2026 11:18 PM (77rzZ)

150 Good YT channels to watch--

tensione - nicely dramatic film music.

pelodelperro - obscure classical music, mostly avant-garde.

What could it hurt, right?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 28, 2026 11:18 PM (CHHv1)

151 Wee Pooky tried to kick Lil Pooky off my lap today. Those two are going to make Jacob and Esau look like amateurs.
Posted by: pookysgirl

I see Clot buster and no needle stitch kits in your future.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 28, 2026 11:20 PM (NnhvP)

152 We want Presdent Obama back as Presdent because Trump is hurting peeple.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, Vt at August 28, 2026 11:21 PM (2lg3V)

153 144 There's another ship heading to Thailand after being at sea for over 250 days....
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Those girls are going to be rich. Hope they spend their money wisely.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 28, 2026 11:23 PM (VPNgR)

154 girls? In Thailand?

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 28, 2026 11:23 PM (aJQbY)

155 Boobed starlets like Sweeney should just market their undies to guys, then retire with the resultant fortune to some undisclosed island.
Posted by: Bulg
.....

Where do I sign up? Hope she sells them all before we get to the island.

Posted by: wth at August 28, 2026 11:25 PM (oq9dX)

156 Those girls are going to be rich. Hope they spend their money wisely.

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Girls and probably a few very cute Thai guys in tight dresses.

250 days, you know.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 28, 2026 11:25 PM (4Je4D)

157 154 girls? In Thailand?

Posted by: RandomDave
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Don't tell the sailors.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 28, 2026 11:25 PM (VPNgR)

158 Mary, you sound remarkably sober this evening.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 28, 2026 11:27 PM (RIvkX)

159 I turned 23 in Pattaya Beach, Thailand when I was in the Navy. I was so drunk kept falling off my bar stool and had to be carried back to the bangka liberty boat and basically poured into it.
Posted by: Bert G

When asked I would tell people I drank because of how you were treated, vs. drugs where you went to captains mast, became a guest at the Marine brig, and the started over as an E1 deck ape.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at August 28, 2026 11:27 PM (NnhvP)

160 Lucky Dube

Murder is home.

https://tinyurl.com/22j9kpuz

Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2026 11:27 PM (viF8m)

161 A psychiatrist who testified against Lindsay Clancy at her murder trial resigned from his hospital job hours after taking the stand.
...
..
Mack - repeatedly clashed with defense attorney Kevin Reddington when he returned for cross-examination via Zoom on Monday.

That same day, Mack, 54, resigned from his role as a psychiatrist at Nemours Children's Health in Delaware.

'Dr Avram Mack is no longer employed by Nemours Children's Health. He resigned on Monday, August 24,' a hospital spokesperson told the Daily Mail.
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Speculating - Nemours Children's Health fired him because he didn't tow the DSI line. Is Nemours a chop shop?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 28, 2026 11:30 PM (VPNgR)

162 Royce White shows up to Indiana Fever game in blonde wig amid WNBA Draft pursuit
The former NBA first-round pick said he was there to 'scout some of the competition' and support the league

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 28, 2026 11:31 PM (VPNgR)

163 > There is something very wrong with the women who support her (I know they are pro-abortion just by looking at them).

It would be a much better world if I was in charge.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 28, 2026 11:17 PM (hzuYO)

I've been dating (I guess you'd call it) a bit since I moved into this senior apartment complex.

I'm going to start casually bringing this up in conversation.

Pro-Clancy = not happening.

Not that reproduction is an issue at my stage of life, but character still matters.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 28, 2026 11:31 PM (IG3/x)

164 Braenyard,

He and Ennis are having so much fun with this

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 28, 2026 11:31 PM (aJQbY)

165 "Boston was very much 70s.
It was a studio concoction. Some talented studio musicians but absolutely terrible as a live band."

And Blue Oyster Cult, another quintessential 70s band, was the opposite. Terrible (well, not *terrible*) in the studio but absolutely the pinnacle of live rock music.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 28, 2026 11:31 PM (Fv808)

166 Rodrigo,

If nothing else, who is it safe to turn your back on?

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 28, 2026 11:32 PM (aJQbY)

167 >> "human influence" on "climate" is treated as anything more than a marginal and implausible hypothesis.

All you have to look at is the dreaded Younger Dryas. Now that was climate change. Big Time. 70 - 80% of North American megafauna were wiped out. That was the mammoths, elephants, dire wolves, giant beavers, saber tooth tigers, lions, etc, etc. All wiped out in a geological instant.

And obviously humans had fuck all to do with it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 28, 2026 11:33 PM (w6EFb)

168 When Royce White was asked by OutKick why he was there,
White said, "All hail Queen Roysha, the queen has arrived,
it's great to be here... I'm here because Black trans lesbians
matter, and we've always mattered, we've always existed...
I'm here to participate and scout some of the competition
maybe as well."

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 28, 2026 11:33 PM (VPNgR)

169 > If nothing else, who is it safe to turn your back on?
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 28, 2026 11:32 PM (aJQbY)

Right. And what if it got serious? Would you want a pro-Clancy woman to be making the decision as to whether to pull your plug?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 28, 2026 11:34 PM (IG3/x)

170
My fascination with the Younger Dryas of late led me to read on the "uniformitarianism/gradualism" vs catastrophism debate in the early days of geology. Very heated it got (read the story of J. Harlen Bretz).

Now, I think the true picture is both. We have long periods of boring gradualism punctuated by short periods of pure terror.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 28, 2026 11:36 PM (w6EFb)

171 I'm here because Black trans lesbians
matter, and we've always mattered, we've always existed...



Yaas kween slay!

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 28, 2026 11:36 PM (aJQbY)

172 Something I did not know:

The part of Baby Moses in the Cecil B. DeMille "Ten Commandments" was played by Charlton Heston's real-life son.

DeMille knew Heston's wife was pregnant. When she gave birth he sent her a telegram stating "Congratulations! He's got the part."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 28, 2026 11:38 PM (IG3/x)

173 You can never not hear the cowbell in Don't Fear The Reaper, now.

Thanks SNL.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 28, 2026 11:38 PM (XV/Pl)

174
Rodrigo,

Cool story

Posted by: four seasons at August 28, 2026 11:39 PM (/QHx4)

175
In 1979, they awarded J. Harlen the Penrose Medal, the highest honor in geology. He was 96, and died soon after in 1981.

He was totally vindicated and honored. He remarked at the time that all his old enemies were dead, and he had no one to gloat over. His enemies back in the day tried to absolutely destroy him. It amazes me how mean people can get with this stuff.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 28, 2026 11:40 PM (w6EFb)

176 Gravity on the other hand is always attractive, and the "charge" is mass, which is always positive and always attractive.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

I reckon that explains Darleen

Posted by: Miklos has been Jethro Bodine puzzling on that at August 28, 2026 11:41 PM (4RYRd)

177 18 I’ll bet any amount of money that somewhere at the State Department, there is now a wall filled with dozens of those un-official photographs of Secretary Rubio. Suitably framed, naturally.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 28, 2026 10:11 PM (PVUR/)


Maybe! IIRC, the Cabinet gave Marco a framed collage of Rubio Realizes memes, signed by everyone incl. Trump.

Posted by: SciVo at August 28, 2026 11:42 PM (ke3zm)

178 >>And Blue Oyster Cult, another quintessential 70s band, was the opposite. Terrible (well, not *terrible*) in the studio but absolutely the pinnacle of live rock music.

Golden retriever head tilt.

Means no.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2026 11:43 PM (viF8m)

179
SciVo,

Yep they did, lol.

I love the memes

Posted by: four seasons at August 28, 2026 11:44 PM (/QHx4)

180 131 tankdemon,

Probably a perfect overlap.
Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 28, 2026 11:09 PM (aJQbY)

That's the conclusion I arrived at.

Posted by: tankdemon at August 28, 2026 11:44 PM (O9Gow)

181 Miklos!
Posted by: Bulg

Is that a Bulg in your nic or just happy to see anything that moves after 250 days on that ship?

Posted by: Miklos has Business Interests in the Kingdom of Thailand at August 28, 2026 11:45 PM (4RYRd)

182 And obviously humans had fuck all to do with it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 28, 2026 11:33 PM (w6EFb

Some live to say “oh the paleo Indians did it” without noticing that humans have been hunting the megafauna in Africa for who knows how many thousands of years, and never wiped them out.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 28, 2026 11:45 PM (GWwCk)

183 hmmm, thinking a Dead head would like Blue Oyster Cult?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 28, 2026 11:46 PM (VPNgR)

184 165: "Boston was very much 70s.
It was a studio concoction. Some talented studio musicians but absolutely terrible as a live band."



I saw Boston live in the mid 90s. They were great live. 20 years later, I guess they figured it out.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 28, 2026 11:46 PM (rii+a)

185 I’m telling you. Don’t misunderstand, I’m sure he is well respected and appreciated, due honorifics are always employed and the rest of it.

But those pics are hilarious, and I’m sure he doesn’t take himself too seriously, which is what makes for a good leader.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 28, 2026 11:47 PM (PVUR/)

186 41 minutes left until vacation.

Posted by: Reforger at August 28, 2026 11:49 PM (jJAdc)

187 His uniform # should be 10 not 0.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 28, 2026 11:49 PM (VPNgR)

188 26 Dave, a difficult thing I found sometimes with interviews, when someone really needs a job, it has an odor so to speak, and they can smell it. Desperation. Make sure to cut through that and exude genuine confidence. They can smell that too.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 28, 2026 10:16 PM (PVUR/)


Genuine is the key. Creating actual value.

One option is gig work. I don't just mean driving for Uber or DoorDash; a younger cousin of mine showed me Fiverr, for even things like helping a small business with its data, like converting an Excel spreadsheet to a proper database, or generating useful reports.

Another is volunteer work, which I sometimes do when I'm between jobs. I used to prefer hospitals, though now I would steer away from that for post-covid clotshot tyranny. My other go-to was a food bank. There are lots of things. If you play your cards right, you could maybe even parlay it into starting your own grifter NGO for generational wealth!

Posted by: SciVo at August 28, 2026 11:50 PM (ke3zm)

189 >>hmmm, thinking a Dead head would like Blue Oyster Cult?

Do. There was never a better a live band than the dead. They literally defined the genre.

https://tinyurl.com/3594k65t

Posted by: JackStraw at August 28, 2026 11:50 PM (viF8m)

190 Greetings Everyone!

Planning on being home Tuesday. It's been a long, strange trip....looking forward to being home.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at August 28, 2026 11:50 PM (OPxR2)

191 Doesn't exist. Nor does it's, uh, "Seriff's Office"...
Posted by: Stu-22

That would be the "sans-Seriff's Office"

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 28, 2026 11:51 PM (Fv808)

192 A leader who can laugh at himself, not just his own jokes, is a treasure.

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 28, 2026 11:51 PM (aJQbY)

193 If nothing else, who is it safe to turn your back on?
Posted by: RandomDave

What they do?
They smile in your face
All the time, they want to take your place

Posted by: Miklos quotes the O'Jays at August 28, 2026 11:52 PM (4RYRd)

194 The FDA now reports 11,458 illnesses across 20 states,
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Know what the article doesn't tell you?
Yeah.
Which states.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 28, 2026 11:52 PM (VPNgR)

195
His enemies back in the day tried to absolutely destroy him. It amazes me how mean people can get with this stuff.

Sounds familiar.

Posted by: COVID at August 28, 2026 11:52 PM (Cqx++)

196 SciVo - writing that one down. Gig IT work might make the balance if I end up with a 'doesn't quite cover the bills' job. Heck, I'll look it up now and try getting set up over the weekend...

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 28, 2026 11:53 PM (aJQbY)

197 A leader who can laugh at himself, not just his own jokes, is a treasure.
Posted by: RandomDave

Spare this one

For now

Posted by: Mostly Benevolent Dictator Papa Miklos Doc at August 28, 2026 11:54 PM (4RYRd)

198
The whole Sweeney ad thing is problematic. Might have to watch again to solve.

Posted by: Auspex at August 28, 2026 11:54 PM (Y8DZL)

199
The idea the Clovis or whoever wiped out those species out via overhunting is just ridiculous. Not just one species, but dozens? That aligns with the "humans are bad for the planet" narrative the lunatics are pushing now.

Interesting thing is Africa seems to have fared the Younger Dryas event the best of all.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 28, 2026 11:54 PM (w6EFb)

200 publius,

Well, that's when wakanda got the vibranium, y'know?

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 28, 2026 11:56 PM (aJQbY)

201 Boston, the band, their history is a give away. Of all the albums and singles, one (1), one is live. That's a tell.

OK, lead guitar, take #106, and 2,3,4.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 28, 2026 11:56 PM (VPNgR)

202
And there were a few cowards in the J. Harlen story as well. Other geologists had evidence he was right, or at least on to something pretty good, but they didn't come forward for fear of the "elders" at the time. They just sat on their hands.

This is were the old quote that "science advances one funeral at a time" comes from.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 28, 2026 11:57 PM (w6EFb)

203 41 minutes left until vacation.
Posted by: Reforger

'Hey Ref...um...I'm gonna need you to come in...."

Posted by: Regional Assistant Manager Miklos at August 28, 2026 11:57 PM (4RYRd)

204 I'm expecting it Miklos.

Posted by: Reforger at August 28, 2026 11:58 PM (jJAdc)

205 Interesting thing is Africa seems to have fared the Younger Dryas event the best of all.

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There's a theory there. The tasty animals in Africa evolved along with the ape-men and natural selection ensured that the animals who were wily enough to stay off the menu were the ones that produced the most offspring. Sort of a long-running arms race where parity was more or less maintained.

In the New World the spear-carriers showed up all at once, and the animals didn't have time to adjust. So they just stood around and got massacred.

This is something I read on the internet.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 29, 2026 12:00 AM (4Je4D)

206 Ref, if you could come in tomorrow around 9, that would be great, mmkay? And I'm gonna need you to come in on Sunday, too.

Posted by: Bill Lumbergh at August 29, 2026 12:01 AM (aJQbY)

207 The Dead were a bunch of good players who (get that Tony?) had a lot of fun and made a lot of money dicking around.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 29, 2026 12:02 AM (VPNgR)

208 Maybe I saw that in a Gary Larson cartoon.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 29, 2026 12:03 AM (4Je4D)

209 OK.... this is just funny...

Milo Y overstayed his Visa, and has been arrested by ICE.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 29, 2026 12:04 AM (mP0Kj)

210 Off, jerkwad sock!

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 29, 2026 12:04 AM (aJQbY)

211 I think it was a very small number of mines found, only half of them properly emplaced (think Don said this himself today).

No shocker. We're not dealing with an elite military here.

As Rabin said to our small group, when asked to explain Israel's history of military successes: "first, you must consider our enemies".

Even better are very credible reports of US hydrologic engineering, removing natural features to create/improve a channel near the Omani coast. The only real comprehensive/permanent solution here is end of the pernicious regime, but systematically weakening or destroying their points of leverage is a beautiful process.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 29, 2026 12:05 AM (U/Byj)

212 209 OK.... this is just funny...

Milo Y overstayed his Visa, and has been arrested by ICE.
Posted by: Romeo13



I forgot about that guy. I guess his 15 minutes is up.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 29, 2026 12:08 AM (rii+a)

213 >>Boston, the band, their history is a give away. Of all the albums and singles, one (1), one is live. That's a tell.

Some bands are born in a studio. Some before a live audience. Boston was the former.

Doesn't matter. Like what you like.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 29, 2026 12:08 AM (viF8m)

214 Maybe I saw that in a Gary Larson cartoon.
Posted by: Cicero

I liked the one with the cows

Posted by: Unspecified Miklos at August 29, 2026 12:08 AM (4RYRd)

215 "Sex worker." There's your problem, right there. Prostitute. Hooker. Whore. Those are the unvarnished terms. The ones that convey exactly how men see things. No, stable, good providers do not want to put a ring on that, even if they're willing to pay for it. They'll rent it. But they don't want to rent to own. This shouldn't be hard. But we've decided to adopt language designed to avoid the truth, and fools believe the new dictionary.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at August 29, 2026 12:09 AM (1T1MZ)

216 Sweating was a pretty fortunate evolutionary happenstance for humans. That's how we win. We're pack endurance hunters and we dissipate heat at unusual levels that let us force our prey into heat exhaustion before we moved for the kill.

Posted by: Bilwis - Wizard of Clwyd at August 29, 2026 12:09 AM (r7+Q7)

217 Okay, since we're talking live albums, why are all the songs from Cheap Trick that I hear on the radio clearly from live performances? Did they just never record studio albums?

Posted by: pookysgirl wants to know at August 29, 2026 12:11 AM (Wt5PA)

218 Doesn't matter. Like what you like.

Posted by: JackStraw
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True, very true.

But I have more respect for a band, any style band, that can do a live performance as well or better than studio work.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 29, 2026 12:11 AM (VPNgR)

219 Some live to say “oh the paleo Indians did it” without noticing that humans have been hunting the megafauna in Africa for who knows how many thousands of years, and never wiped them out.
Posted by: Tom Servo
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Obligatory Far Sde cartoon:
https://shorturl.at/IkgsE

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 29, 2026 12:11 AM (XeU6L)

220 Obligatory Far Sde cartoon:
https://shorturl.at/IkgsE
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

Facebook?

You must be OLD

Posted by: Moderately Youthful Miklos at August 29, 2026 12:14 AM (4RYRd)

221 >> Obligatory Far Sde cartoon:

Facebook is cleverly hiding the bottom with the caption, demanding you sign up. So what was the punch line with that?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 29, 2026 12:15 AM (w6EFb)

222 Obligatory Far Sde cartoon:
https://shorturl.at/IkgsE
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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Crappy link. Better:
https://shorturl.at/2Xm27

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 29, 2026 12:16 AM (XeU6L)

223 Doesn't matter. Like what you like.

Posted by: JackStraw

For me, it's easier and more convenient to not like things.

Posted by: Moderately Curmudgeonly Miklos at August 29, 2026 12:16 AM (4RYRd)

224 >>But I have more respect for a band, any style band, that can do a live performance as well or better than studio work.

Me too. But I've always loved live music.

You can't do this in a studio.

https://tinyurl.com/rmua2bes

Posted by: JackStraw at August 29, 2026 12:17 AM (viF8m)

225 >> Crappy link. Better:

Much better.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 29, 2026 12:17 AM (w6EFb)

226 But I have more respect for a band, any style band, that can do a live performance as well or better than studio work.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 29, 2026 12:11 AM (VPNgR)

Its amazing how some bands can sound amazing on an album but they'll be a complete bag of ass live.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 29, 2026 12:19 AM (S41Gd)

227 224 >>But I have more respect for a band, any style band, that can do a live performance as well or better than studio work.

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Consider those bands who couldn't play their own songs because the studio tracks were done by rented studio musicians.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 29, 2026 12:19 AM (4Je4D)

228 216 Sweating was a pretty fortunate evolutionary happenstance for humans. That's how we win. We're pack endurance hunters and we dissipate heat at unusual levels that let us force our prey into heat exhaustion before we moved for the kill.

Posted by: Bilwis -

Never heard that. Very interesting.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 29, 2026 12:20 AM (VPNgR)

229 "Me and my Arrow / Straighter than narrow / Wherever we go / Everyone knows / It's me and my Arrow"

Posted by: Harry Miklos-Nilsson at August 29, 2026 12:20 AM (4RYRd)

230 Posted by: Bilwis -

Never heard that. Very interesting.

Posted by: Braenyard

That's why divorcee Cougars head for Cancun at Spring Break

Posted by: Miklos has heard stories at August 29, 2026 12:22 AM (4RYRd)

231 ---------

Consider those bands who couldn't play their own songs because the studio tracks were done by rented studio musicians.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
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An adulteration and abomination. Shame upon them.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 29, 2026 12:22 AM (VPNgR)

232 Sydney is selling her lingerie line. I wonder how much money she'll make off of that?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 28, 2026 10:36 PM (w6EFb)

Will she make more money from the lingerie or the posters of her wearing it, that ends up in boys bedrooms?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 29, 2026 12:23 AM (qx7Zg)

233 >>Flock Cameras


Years ago, when I worked for a telecommunications company, I was on a project team for wiretapping compliance in each service country. The team lead made up shirts with this on them:
“[project name]
We listen to our customers”

Heh

Posted by: Lizzy at August 29, 2026 12:24 AM (X8xt3)

234 Will she make more money from the lingerie or the posters of her wearing it, that ends up in boys bedrooms?

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Or prison cells.

Posted by: Andy Dufresne at August 29, 2026 12:25 AM (4Je4D)

235 For me, it's easier and more convenient to not like things.

Posted by: Moderately Curmudgeonly Miklos
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I've followed your links. Really, is there anything you don't like?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 29, 2026 12:25 AM (VPNgR)

236 The team lead made up shirts with this on them:
“[project name]
We listen to our customers”

The logo was pretty cool too

Posted by: Bob from Flock, formerly NSA at August 29, 2026 12:26 AM (4RYRd)

237 Logging off time. Putting the blog to bed (for me, anyway). It's sad. Like the closing theme on Pee Wee's Playhouse.🥹

Someone posted a link to Dolly and a couple of gals singing a Dylan classic.
https://youtu.be/Gc6abzNVmEE
Alas, it wasn't miked very well.

So I looked up Dylan's original. Pretty good song, really.
https://youtu.be/1iHhWh9FtsQ

G'nite, y'all.💤

Posted by: mindful webworker - don't blink twice at August 29, 2026 12:27 AM (oq2IS)

238 We have long periods of boring gradualism punctuated by short periods of pure terror.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

Baseball

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 29, 2026 12:27 AM (Fv808)

239 I've followed your links. Really, is there anything you don't like?

Posted by: Braenyard -

Rutabagas

Posted by: Adamant Miklos at August 29, 2026 12:27 AM (4RYRd)

240 hmmm, thinking a Dead head would like Blue Oyster Cult?
Posted by: Braenyard

This is BOC jamming backstage in 1975. Play from :15 and close your eyes.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0A-8pbCmCw

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 29, 2026 12:30 AM (Fv808)

241
Are rutabagas and turnips kinda the same?

Posted by: four seasons at August 29, 2026 12:30 AM (/QHx4)

242 That's why divorcee Cougars head for Cancun at Spring Break

Posted by: Miklos has heard stories
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHJ1OTrkim4


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 29, 2026 12:31 AM (VPNgR)

243 Are rutabagas and turnips kinda the same?

Posted by: four seasons

Perhaps

I am taking no chances

Posted by: Rutabaga Risk Averse Miklos at August 29, 2026 12:33 AM (4RYRd)

244 Lizzy - oh, that's wonderfully horrible!

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 29, 2026 12:33 AM (aJQbY)

245 201 Boston, the band, their history is a give away. Of all the albums and singles, one (1), one is live. That's a tell.

OK, lead guitar, take #106, and 2,3,4.

They really weren't ever a band. One guy in his basement, multi tracking and eventually bringing in a drummer and a singer. The "band" only existed to do concerts which never happened until the first album became a big hit the year after it was released

Posted by: Azjaeger at August 29, 2026 12:33 AM (3/XaG)

246
Lol

Posted by: four seasons at August 29, 2026 12:34 AM (/QHx4)

247 Consider those bands who couldn't play their own songs because the studio tracks were done by rented studio musicians.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 29, 2026 12:19 AM (4Je4D)

Thats a big piss off to me. There was a song from a metal band I really liked, so I decided to learn it. The lead was intense, very fast and required serious dexterity. I took me a few days to get the nuts and bolts of it, which for me is a long time, but it was that kind of lead, but I got it. I see the band live and they play the song. I said oh boy here's the lead...and it sounds frigging horrible. Not even close, not in the same league, not even in the same universe. I mentioned it to somebody and he tells me, well that dude didn't play the lead on the album. It turns out another guitar player from a different band stepped in to do it. That pissed me off. I wanted to see how he did it, and it wasn't even him. Fucker...

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 29, 2026 12:34 AM (S41Gd)

248 Will she make more money from the lingerie or the posters of her wearing it, that ends up in boys bedrooms?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at August 29, 2026 12:23 AM (qx7Zg)

Not just boys!

Posted by: A Bevey of Bulldykes at August 29, 2026 12:35 AM (SaqCM)

249 www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHJ1OTrkim4


Posted by: Braenyard -

Lana Turner was just a nice Carolina country girl

Posted by: Miklos concedes the need for Exceptions at August 29, 2026 12:35 AM (4RYRd)

250
205 Interesting thing is Africa seems to have fared the Younger Dryas event the best of all.”

Younger Dryas was a northern hemisphere event , wasn’t it?

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 29, 2026 12:37 AM (GWwCk)

251 What was horrible is how many countries have no privacy. One demanded its own room within the site, where a government employee could sit and listen in on any call, any time/all the time.
Appreciate the 4th amendment, regardless of its weakening over time w/tech development.
Like our first amendment, not perfect, but better than anywhere else, bigly!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 29, 2026 12:38 AM (X8xt3)

252 Its amazing how some bands can sound amazing on an album but they'll be a complete bag of ass live.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
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Not up to speed. Need retakes and separate tracts for everyone, one at a time. They aren't rely a band as we think of one.
If you can't perform in front of an audience what are you?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 29, 2026 12:38 AM (VPNgR)

253 Braenyard - an introvert?

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 29, 2026 12:40 AM (aJQbY)

254 Probably going to hate it. Buddy might have liked it.

https://tinyurl.com/2vb724py

Posted by: JackStraw at August 29, 2026 12:43 AM (viF8m)

255 Okay, since we're talking live albums, why are all the songs from Cheap Trick that I hear on the radio clearly from live performances?
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A great many commercial “Live” performance recordings really are not, they dub in the audience noises to studio recordings. Or at best do a lot of overdubs and backing tracks later, in the studio. It’s tricky to get good live performances, there aren’t any do-overs and the quality of the recording itself isn’t that great sometimes.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 29, 2026 12:44 AM (PVUR/)

256
"Me and my Arrow / Straighter than narrow / Wherever we go / Everyone knows / It's me and my Arrow"
Posted by: Harry Miklos-Nilsson


I get the point.

Posted by: COVID at August 29, 2026 12:44 AM (Cqx++)

257 They aren't rely a band as we think of one.
If you can't perform in front of an audience what are you?
——
The reverse is also true, more than once I’ve heard band members maintain they were never really able to capture their live band sound in the studio for that reason. Close, maybe, just not close enough.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 29, 2026 12:47 AM (PVUR/)

258 >> Younger Dryas was a northern hemisphere event , wasn’t it?

Mostly. The big cooling was mostly in the north. There was continued warming somewhat in Antarctica, I think, and the tropical area is more complex, with changes in the monsoon and rainfall patterns.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 29, 2026 12:48 AM (w6EFb)

259 A random bit of music earlier today caused me to contemplate more deeply the wisdom of the Ancient Greeks.

I believe it may have been Testicles who posed one of the most fundamental questions of introspection in the course of this ephemeral existence-for who can truly answer with perfect knowledge and certainty?

"Who's making love
To your Old Lady
While you are out making love"

Posted by: Miklos has been listening to WWOZ, it is true at August 29, 2026 12:52 AM (4RYRd)

260 You’ll notice that a lot of performers “dumb down” the tune when they play live. It might be in the same key, but that’s about it. Tricky or elaborate guitar parts, nah, the hell with that, they just stand there and strum.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 29, 2026 12:52 AM (PVUR/)

261 It’s tricky to get good live performances, there aren’t any do-overs and the quality of the recording itself isn’t that great sometimes.

Posted by: Common Tate
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Shoot the engineer and the sound man.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 29, 2026 12:52 AM (VPNgR)

262 I get the point.
Posted by: COVID

Walk This Way

Posted by: Tunes to Covid to at the store at August 29, 2026 12:53 AM (4RYRd)

263 260 You’ll notice that a lot of performers “dumb down” the tune when they play live. It might be in the same key, but that’s about it. Tricky or elaborate guitar parts, nah, the hell with that, they just stand there and strum.

Posted by: Common Tate
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I come from a different style of music where live performances are usually 'opened up' and are much more elaborative. Of course, the venues are usually smaller and more intimate.



Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 29, 2026 12:57 AM (VPNgR)

264
And it seems to be the drop in temperatures was highly seasonal. Winters got really cold, but summers didn't change much, maybe a little warmer in some places. So, very strong seasonal pattern, which compressed the growing season.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 29, 2026 12:58 AM (w6EFb)

265 Founded by Alexander Hamilton as the first industrial city in America, Paterson, N.J.,  is now home to America’s largest Palestinian community and largest proportion of Muslim residents. Today, New Jersey’s third-largest city is effectively run by its 30,000 Muslims, some of whom say they don’t need to learn English because it’s like living “back home” in an Arab city.

Paterson holds an annual Palestinian flag-raising ceremony, during which residents chant, “Free Free Palestine!” And in 2022, it renamed a five-block stretch of Main Street “Palestine Way.”
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Well, enough of that.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 29, 2026 01:00 AM (VPNgR)

266 Good FCS game on ESPN. The Idaho Vandals were down to Cal-Poly 21-10 in the first half. They are now up 31-24 in the 4th Qt.

Cal-Poly? Polytechnic? Polyamory? It is California, could be the second one.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 29, 2026 01:00 AM (rii+a)

267 Happy Friday Horde!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 29, 2026 01:03 AM (ibDUx)

268 Gimme' that old time Rock and Roll

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HY3F9hSVU5I


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 29, 2026 01:03 AM (VPNgR)

269
The philosophical arguments between Testicles and his wife Ovariae were epic.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 29, 2026 01:03 AM (w6EFb)

270
Hi Debby! I hope you are well.

I haven't seen JQ tonight. I am hoping she is well.

Posted by: four seasons at August 29, 2026 01:04 AM (/QHx4)

271 Paterson, N.J.,  is now home to America’s largest Palestinian community and largest proportion of Muslim residents.

Braenyard - so it's *not* Detroit/Hamtramck, etc?

Posted by: RandomDave (if you can spare a bit, please click) at August 29, 2026 01:09 AM (aJQbY)

272 The philosophical arguments between Testicles and his wife Ovariae were epic.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley

The full text is lost to time, but one of their most famous Dialogues is known as "Shuduppa You Face".

Posted by: Scholarly Miklos at August 29, 2026 01:14 AM (4RYRd)

273
And there was that time Ovariae caught Testicles "debating" with that trollop Clitorides.

Ovariae threw him out, and I think that's when he first measured the earth.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 29, 2026 01:14 AM (w6EFb)

274 Braenyard - so it's *not* Detroit/Hamtramck, etc?
Posted by: RandomDave

American Medinas: Turning US Cities Into ‘Beachheads’ for Islam
By Paul Sperry, RealClearInvestigations, August 25, 2026:
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Detroit is disorganized street gangs, I think.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 29, 2026 01:14 AM (VPNgR)

275 And I shall now call it an evening.

Posted by: Miklos says "it's an evening" at August 29, 2026 01:16 AM (4RYRd)

276 Detroit, Muslims are out numbered. They like to ambush. Chances are is the went up against disassociated street gangs in Detroit they would be wiped out.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 29, 2026 01:17 AM (VPNgR)

277 Airplane was really a folk band singing blues.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdLYMqAVZ6Q

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 29, 2026 01:21 AM (VPNgR)

278 I haven't seen JQ tonight. I am hoping she is well.

Posted by: four seasons
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Think Friday is next door get together night.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 29, 2026 01:24 AM (VPNgR)

279
Thanks Braenyard.

Posted by: four seasons at August 29, 2026 01:26 AM (/QHx4)

280 The Cal-Poly Mustangs pull a rabbit out of a hat and beat Idaho! Ok, not yet. Still have 9 seconds to go. 38-34 Cal-Poly. Had to look up where Cal-Poly was located. West of Bakersfield, along the coast. Kind of halfway between San Francisco and LA. Idaho U is located in Moscow, Idaho.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 29, 2026 01:27 AM (rii+a)

281 Night Miklos.

Hi four seasons, I am good, thanks, hopefully JQ is good too, maybe she is getting some rest.

I got that stupid earworm stuck in my head and went and looked up some Plymouth Arrow information, I don't remember a ton of them on the road.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 29, 2026 01:28 AM (ibDUx)

282 Just about finished my chocolate covered almonds.
It's time to bid adieu. Enjoy the evening. 'night.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 29, 2026 01:34 AM (VPNgR)

283
Gn Braenyard

Posted by: four seasons at August 29, 2026 01:35 AM (/QHx4)

284 Friday night greetings--

Neighbors at end of road had an emergency tonight-- the wife was having chest pain, ended up going to hospital in ambulance.

Please pray for Kathy!

Posted by: JQ at August 29, 2026 01:39 AM (rdVOm)

285
Will do JQ!

Posted by: four seasons at August 29, 2026 01:40 AM (/QHx4)

286 Hi, four seasons. Thanks. Kathy is a very sweet lady, and just barely 29!

Posted by: JQ at August 29, 2026 01:42 AM (rdVOm)

287
Just like us JQ, lol

Posted by: four seasons at August 29, 2026 01:44 AM (/QHx4)

288 Lol. But I think she's not even 70 yet. Doesn't drink or smoke, is physically active and "eats healthy"...

Damned if ya do, damned if ya don't.

Posted by: JQ at August 29, 2026 01:47 AM (rdVOm)

289 98 Curious how she blames "men on the internet." My dear sweet used-up blown-out ran-through cumdumpster, it's the sisterhood that's been lying to you all these years. . . .
Posted by: This and dead kids are what feminism hath wrought at August 28, 2026 10:46 PM (TbWk/)


I'm starting to lean toward questioning whether it's even nonfiction. The 'lesson' of the purported complaint is to not believe everything you read on the internet, right? I can picture a troll thinking that was cute and meta, for the story and narrator to also be lies.

My reasoning is because there's a significant minority of men that are full-blown Dark Triad, and would get a kick out of lying to keep her whoring, so they could use her and then marry someone else. But! They would also be doing it to her face. Many of her customers would be in that camp, so if she even existed, then she should've known them well enough to disbelieve them.

Posted by: SciVo at August 29, 2026 01:47 AM (ke3zm)

290
Most of the shit on the internet is just made up shit. I ignore it.

So many people want to be victims.

Hey, maybe someone will start a go fund me.

Posted by: four seasons at August 29, 2026 01:51 AM (/QHx4)

291 E-thot story is clickbait, imo. Bleh.

Posted by: JQ at August 29, 2026 01:51 AM (rdVOm)

292
Yep

Posted by: four seasons at August 29, 2026 01:51 AM (/QHx4)

293 Hi JQ, prayers up for Kathy.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 29, 2026 01:52 AM (ibDUx)

294 I got that stupid earworm stuck in my head and went and looked up some Plymouth Arrow information, I don't remember a ton of them on the road.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 29, 2026 01:28 AM (ibDUx)

Slayer's Angel of death will remove all ear worms, trust me. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 29, 2026 01:54 AM (S41Gd)

295 Hi, Debby.

How's your brother?

Posted by: JQ at August 29, 2026 01:55 AM (rdVOm)

296 And how are YOU Debby?

Posted by: JQ at August 29, 2026 01:55 AM (rdVOm)

297 280 Had to look up where Cal-Poly was located. West of Bakersfield, along the coast. Kind of halfway between San Francisco and LA. Idaho U is located in Moscow, Idaho.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at August 29, 2026 01:27 AM (rii+a)

There are two Cal-Polys. Cal-Poly SLO in San Luis Obispo, on the central coast, and Cal-Poly Pomona located east of Los Angeles.

Poly = Polytechnic. Mainly science and engineering. I believe SLO also has a fairly large Agricultural program.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK's phone) at August 29, 2026 01:58 AM (OPxR2)

298 Re: clickbait ho--

Doesn't everyone discuss their sordid past and body-count on a first or second date?

/s

Posted by: JQ at August 29, 2026 02:04 AM (rdVOm)

299
Lol JQ

Posted by: four seasons at August 29, 2026 02:04 AM (/QHx4)

300 Currently working X/Twitter viewers, as of tonight.

Courtesy Grok (the irony):

softwe dot com (blocked by my provider, Spectrum)

carryfeed dot com (verified, it works. click "open file" to view the video. I used the Fido Friday tweet ONT WTF tweet above. Does not work with Brave shields up.)

tweetviewer dot com (verified, same tweet, it just works, and plays the video just fine, works with Brave shields up)

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at August 29, 2026 02:09 AM (IhL8c)

301 Evening, ONT Horde, and WD, if you are still awake. Home from car club meet in Calgary at the crack of midnight. Faint aurora visible tonight.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 29, 2026 02:10 AM (1z8ji)

302 JQ, he is fine, I got home about 8:30 this morning, he had to wait around for a cat scan because he hit his head. I have a feeling that he is going to become a frequent flyer at the ER, lots of falls recently. He really can't walk but he keeps trying to anyway. C'est la vie.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 29, 2026 02:19 AM (ibDUx)

303 I believe SLO also has a fairly large Agricultural program.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan

It used to stink something fierce with all the cows, although nothing stunk worse than that 5-10 mile stretch of I-5 near 580 (or vice versa), where the freeway was next to a ranch. I don't understand how that thing was allowed to exist there. It was unbelievably bad.

Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 29, 2026 02:19 AM (Fv808)

304 >>He really can't walk but he keeps trying to anyway.

Glad he's ok, Debby.

Yeah, they forget they're not fully functional, don't they? You know this all too well, I suspect...

Posted by: JQ at August 29, 2026 02:21 AM (rdVOm)

305 The Cal-Poly Mustangs pull a rabbit out of a hat and beat Idaho! Ok, not yet. Still have 9 seconds to go. 38-34 Cal-Poly. Had to look up where Cal-Poly was located. West of Bakersfield, along the coast. Kind of halfway between San Francisco and LA. Idaho U is located in Moscow, Idaho.
Posted by: Puddleglum
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San Luis Obispo. Cute little town. 15 MI south you're in Pismo Beach, 15 MI north and you're in Morro Bay, yet the town is about 10 MI inland.
Fun fact about U of Idaho, about 2 miles west is the WA border, and about 8 miles further on and you're in Pullman, home of the Wash St. Cougars.
BTW, I once looked up what the hell is "Obispo" in Spanish. It's "Bishop". So whoever the Saint Louis they named this town after was a Bishop.

Posted by: buddhaha at August 29, 2026 02:22 AM (7x9jd)

306 Mom was a Coug, Dad was a Vandal-- they met at a "mixer" dance.

Posted by: JQ at August 29, 2026 02:26 AM (rdVOm)

307 228 216 Sweating was a pretty fortunate evolutionary happenstance for humans. That's how we win. We're pack endurance hunters and we dissipate heat at unusual levels that let us force our prey into heat exhaustion before we moved for the kill.

Posted by: Bilwis -

Never heard that. Very interesting.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 29, 2026 12:20 AM (VPNgR)


Bipedal motion plays into endurance hunting, with its energy efficiency: just shift your center of balance, let gravity pull you forward, and catch yourself. I walk several miles every day, just to keep minimally nonunfit. It barely burns any calories.

Posted by: SciVo at August 29, 2026 02:27 AM (ke3zm)

308 There are two Cal-Polys. Cal-Poly SLO in San Luis Obispo, on the central coast, and Cal-Poly Pomona located east of Los Angeles.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan
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There's one up.in Humbolt, too. They're all under the CSU umbrella. SLO is the oldest. I worked with a guy who graduated from there in '68.
RIP, Ralph.

Posted by: buddhaha at August 29, 2026 02:32 AM (7x9jd)

309 I got that stupid earworm stuck in my head and went and looked up some Plymouth Arrow information, I don't remember a ton of them on the road.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 29, 2026 01:28 AM (ibDUx)

I had one once. Sporty-looking little fastback coupe; had a Mitsubishi engine that made good power, but cracked cylinder heads like they were going out of style. I eventually found a good cylinder head, got it running, and sold it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 29, 2026 02:41 AM (1z8ji)

310 It used to stink something fierce with all the cows, although nothing stunk worse than that 5-10 mile stretch of I-5 near 580 (or vice versa), where the freeway was next to a ranch. I don't understand how that thing was allowed to exist there. It was unbelievably bad.
Posted by: Dark Lixtiquatal at August 29, 2026 02:19 AM (Fv80

The ranch was there before the freeway. We all have to eat.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 29, 2026 02:43 AM (1z8ji)

311 Sweet dreams Horde, I grow sleepy.

Bers, I can't go to sleep with a heavy metal earworm, but it is a great suggestion.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 29, 2026 02:46 AM (ibDUx)

312 Night, Debby. Rest well!

Posted by: JQ at August 29, 2026 02:48 AM (rdVOm)

313 Well, I need to get to bed. Heading back to Calgary in the morning. Hotel rooms were $200 per night. Screw that. I filled the Avanti this morning for $75, and that fuel will give me 2 round trips to Calgary, and I can sleep in my own bed.

Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 29, 2026 02:54 AM (1z8ji)

314 Night, AOP. Safe travels!

Posted by: JQ at August 29, 2026 02:55 AM (rdVOm)

315 Here's hoping it's cool enough tomorrow afternoon, and I won't feel *too depleted* to mow my yard weeds.

Posted by: JQ at August 29, 2026 03:01 AM (rdVOm)

316 John Madden played football at Cal Poly SLO. He was sick and missed a team trip; their plane crashed leaving Toledo, and there were no survivors. That's what put him off flying.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at August 29, 2026 03:16 AM (zdLoL)

317 302 JQ, he is fine, I got home about 8:30 this morning, he had to wait around for a cat scan because he hit his head. I have a feeling that he is going to become a frequent flyer at the ER, lots of falls recently. He really can't walk but he keeps trying to anyway. C'est la vie.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 29, 2026 02:19 AM (ibDUx)


Ugh. People don't get less stubborn with time, and generally don't start out too flexible to begin with. When falling with a water glass in each hand gave her ugly stitches, my mom started using a cane even inside. When that betrayed her on the way out to the car (caught on a sprinkler head), she switched to a walker, and at now 80 has been using it inside her own home for years now.

It isn't pleasant or fun to use a walker to get around the house, but it's more dignified than ambulances and hospitals. Maybe that argument would work?

Posted by: SciVo at August 29, 2026 03:17 AM (ke3zm)

318 Im on vacation in Greece, down in the islands... and it's terrible.

The Greeks are amazingly friendly and welcoming. Thats not the problem.

European culture has worn me down over the course of a week. I've got another week to go...thankfully on our bareboat charter... but yeah...

Even the food is overrated. They fucking nuke the meat. Overcook the hell out of it.

Posted by: Defenestratus at August 29, 2026 03:24 AM (NufQ3)

319 It isn't pleasant or fun to use a walker to get around the house, but it's more dignified than ambulances and hospitals. Maybe that argument would work?
Posted by: SciVo

You can't *reason with* dementia.

Sadly, sometimes a loved one can't remember that they need the extra support. Or, they believe they never really needed it. Or-- who knows? Their world no longer makes sense to them, or us... It's cruel.

Posted by: JQ at August 29, 2026 03:26 AM (rdVOm)

320 Even the food is overrated. They fucking nuke the meat. Overcook the hell out of it.
Posted by: Defenestratus

Wow, what a disappointment!

It's nice that you're on a "dream vacay" and I hope you find joy, regardless of the cuisine...

Posted by: JQ at August 29, 2026 03:33 AM (rdVOm)

321 I am coming around to accepting the loss of my good friend in a plane crash last week, but it gets bad at night. I just want Sabrina back, but photos from the crash scene make it clear that she is just atoms now, and her soul is gone from this world. It's not like I haven't faced death of loved ones before, but she was not old, pretty much in her prime, the absolute expert in her career, one hell of a woman hockey goalie, and just a damned good person.

This too shall pass. But so far, I really don't like it.

I'm selfish like that.

Posted by: tcn in AK at August 29, 2026 03:38 AM (dEHLq)

322 Prayers up for your friend, her family, and YOU, tcn!

I cannot imagine your grief.

One can hope that she didn't know it was going to happen, and that it was instantaneous & she felt no pain.

Posted by: JQ at August 29, 2026 03:41 AM (rdVOm)

323 Oh, I didn't realize 311 covered "Lovesong"! It's a very chill version, kind of beach house, I like it a lot.

1989 gothic original from studio album Disintegration:
The Cure - Lovesong
https://youtu.be/ks_qOI0lzho

2004 reggae-tinged cover for the 50 First Dates Soundtrack:
311 - Love Song (Official Music Video)
https://youtu.be/egX9ZDaIrkU

Posted by: SciVo at August 29, 2026 03:59 AM (ke3zm)

324 Anybody awake up in here?

Posted by: Ben Had at August 29, 2026 04:00 AM (PbWRL)

325 Hi, Ben Had!

How are you?

Posted by: JQ at August 29, 2026 04:01 AM (rdVOm)

326 Just me & Cat, I guess...

Posted by: JQ at August 29, 2026 04:06 AM (rdVOm)

327 JQ, good morning. I am well. You inspired me to get several more planters ready for fall plantings.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 29, 2026 04:08 AM (PbWRL)

328 When college might have been an option I was planning on going to Cal Poly.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 29, 2026 04:15 AM (PbWRL)

329 That's great, Ben Had! Your best fall planting time is likely later than mine up here.

There's a great planting guide at almanac.com, just plug in your zip for specifics!

Posted by: JQ at August 29, 2026 04:18 AM (rdVOm)

330 What are you planning for fall crops, Ben Had?

Posted by: JQ at August 29, 2026 04:21 AM (rdVOm)

331 JQ, thank you for that tip. For many years it was impossible to grow much of anything because of the grasshoppers. You can't spray enough to get rid of them when you are on 60 acres and open land all around you. I want to redo all the flowers beds too.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 29, 2026 04:26 AM (PbWRL)

332 51 Evening.
I got a good one today. The neighbors, who are up for felony abuse/neglect, have asked if the wife and I would take their kids.
This is hard. I haven't said no yet and am considering it.
I've known one since he was two and the other since birth.

Oh and my vacation starts in about 2 hours.
Posted by: Reforger at August 28, 2026 10:25 PM (jJAdc)

Blessings on you, Reforger.

Posted by: m at August 29, 2026 04:27 AM (odBC9)

333 It's nice that you're on a "dream vacay" and I hope you find joy, regardless of the cuisine...
Posted by: JQ at August 29, 2026 03:33 AM (rdVOm)

Thank you. It hasn't been all bad. Been exploring ruins and castles and clifftops and immersing myself in history... along with throngs of European tourists who have no concept of personal space.

There's been a heatwave here... it was 100F in Athens when we did the acropolis... not a challenge for those of us who aren't europussies...as long as we can come back to an air conditioned hotel room.

Wait. What was that? They shut off the AC when you leave the room so you end up coming back to a bread oven? Fucking intolerable. Plus their toilets are absolute garbage. Couldn't flush TP at our last luxury hotel in Rhodes. That was .... disgusting.

Posted by: Defenestratus at August 29, 2026 04:28 AM (dJeAh)

334 JQ, I am going to have to look at your guide to decide. Potatoes for sure.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 29, 2026 04:30 AM (PbWRL)

335 Pixy's up!

Posted by: m at August 29, 2026 04:31 AM (odBC9)

336 Reforger, wow. G-d bless you whatever your decision.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 29, 2026 04:32 AM (PbWRL)

337 Maybe see ya on the Garden Thread, Ben Had!

Good night...

Posted by: JQ at August 29, 2026 04:36 AM (rdVOm)

338 Heh, my Cat loves to eat grasshoppers. Protein! (urk!) but he sure keeps their population down, from what I've noticed.

Posted by: JQ at August 29, 2026 04:39 AM (rdVOm)

339 You’ll notice that a lot of performers “dumb down” the tune when they play live. It might be in the same key, but that’s about it. Tricky or elaborate guitar parts, nah, the hell with that, they just stand there and strum.

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