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Daily Tech News 26 August 2026

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  • Apple has announced new Mac Mini models based on the M5 Pro and M6 CPUs. (MacRumors)

    The M6 is a marked upgrade over the M4 - the M5 never showed up on the Mac Mini - but there is no M6 Pro, so the higher-end models of the Mac Mini, anything with more than 32GB of RAM, steps back to the M5 Pro.

    But if you don't need that the M6 should run a lot faster. Apple says up to 40%, and that's actually believable, because it not only increases the core count from 10 to 12, it adds two high-end "super" cores, not just two low-end efficiency cores.

    Oh, and 2.5 Gbit Ethernet is standard, not the ancient 1 Gbit.

    Not cheap - the 64GB model costs five times as much as I paid for a 64GB mini-PC last December, but the same mini-PC at the same price now only has 32GB, so it has gotten closer.


  • If you need more than that, Apple also announced M5 Max and M5 Ultra Mac Studios with up to 512G of RAM. (Mac Rumors)

    That's a big jump as well, because the high-end Studio model was limited to the old M3 Ultra, and even then maxed out at... I think 96GB of RAM, with anything faster sold out. Now you can get those high-end models again, and they come with 1.2TB of bandwidth, suitable for pretty serious tasks.

    Yes, they're wildly expensive, but right now so is everything, so Apple looks, if not more affordable, less unaffordable.


Tech News



Musical Interlude





Disclaimer: Long skirt, short jacket.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:40 AM




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1 w00t

Posted by: m at August 26, 2026 04:42 AM (odBC9)

2 G'morning everyone.

Pixy: You got meeting'ed again, didn't you?

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 26, 2026 04:42 AM (O7YUW)

3 And for those that don't know, X sent Nitter and XCancel "Cease and Desist" letters, so they've suspended their services until they can seek legal advice.

X really wants people to sign up just to read posts.

Some of us just want to lurk. *shrugs* I can do without if that's what they really want.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 26, 2026 04:44 AM (O7YUW)

4 oh, no

Nitter
Cease and desist

On 24 August 2026 cease and desist letters have been sent by X Corp. demanding a permanent takedown of Nitter instances and the project's repository.

nitter.net is offline and development has stopped for the time being. I'm seeking legal advice and won't be commenting further on the specifics for now.

Thank you to everyone who used, hosted, packaged, donated and contributed to Nitter over the past seven years.

— zedeus, 25 August 2026Nitter

Posted by: m at August 26, 2026 04:45 AM (odBC9)

5 an extra Nitter creeped in there at the end

Posted by: m at August 26, 2026 04:47 AM (odBC9)

6 G'day everyone

Posted by: Skip at August 26, 2026 04:47 AM (Ia/+0)

7
Nitter
Cease and desist

On 24 August 2026 cease and desist letters have been sent by X Corp. demanding a permanent takedown of Nitter instances and the project's repository.

nitter.net is offline and development has stopped for the time being. I'm seeking legal advice and won't be commenting further on the specifics for now.

Thank you to everyone who used, hosted, packaged, donated and contributed to Nitter over the past seven years.

— zedeus, 25 August 2026

Posted by: m at August 26, 2026 04:47 AM (odBC9)

8 Cake - The Distance

I dunno, was that absurd enough?

Posted by: m at August 26, 2026 04:55 AM (odBC9)

9 They have one song I really like, and this is the second best. It's a long way behind.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at August 26, 2026 04:56 AM (BLOW1)

10 X really wants people to sign up just to read posts.

And it's never gonna happen. If I wanted an X account, I'd have one. I don't. And there's nothing so essential there that I need one.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at August 26, 2026 04:57 AM (nTRVw)

11 It's a fun song. Expanding our horizons.

Posted by: m at August 26, 2026 05:00 AM (odBC9)

12 I like Cake. Also, cake.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at August 26, 2026 05:02 AM (nTRVw)

13 I like the group Cake

Posted by: Skip at August 26, 2026 05:02 AM (Ia/+0)

14 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at August 26, 2026 05:04 AM (sAmhv)

15 I saw Cake live within the last year or so.

They give away a tree at every concert. Yeah, I don't know what's going on there either.

They put on a good show though.

Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at August 26, 2026 05:06 AM (nTRVw)

16 "Commodore has unveiled a Cyberpunk 2077 themed Commodore 64 that runs at 77MHz."

I wonder if it has 256K of memory, and an advanced processor that can allow one to hack time?

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 26, 2026 05:07 AM (O7YUW)

17 SpaceX is building a new spaceport in Louisiana.

Buh bye California, hello space gators.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 26, 2026 05:09 AM (O7YUW)

18 This song from Cake strongly reminds me of "the city sleeps" by MC 900 Ft. Jesus.

Posted by: Blistered Paint at August 26, 2026 05:10 AM (79m0J)

19
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 26, 2026 05:10 AM (AMvSw)

20 10 X really wants people to sign up just to read posts.

And it's never gonna happen. If I wanted an X account, I'd have one. I don't. And there's nothing so essential there that I need one.
Posted by: it puts the lotion in the basket at August 26, 2026 04:57 AM (nTRVw)

Gonna see how my withdrawal goes over the next few days.

Posted by: m at August 26, 2026 05:11 AM (odBC9)

21 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at August 26, 2026 05:13 AM (Hbeqj)

22 Good Moooornnninnnggg pixel friends.

Off to see the 'Pro's from Dover' about my medical issue. I'm hopeful for some slight return to a normal life.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen at August 26, 2026 05:14 AM (Q/FnY)

23 daily 𝕏 reads

@bonchieredstate but he's on hiatus
@redsteeze
@aelfred_d
@magills_
@jarvis_best
@damintoell
@beyondreasdoubt

Couple of hours a day, prob'ly.

Posted by: m at August 26, 2026 05:14 AM (odBC9)

24 There are said to be a lot of small to medium sized rocket makers affiliated with the Navy roaming around the Wallops area.

Posted by: Accomack at August 26, 2026 05:18 AM (/Chlc)

25 Resisted X so far myself

Posted by: Skip at August 26, 2026 05:22 AM (Ia/+0)

26 CAKE - Short Skirt / Long Jacket (Official HD Video)

on youtube

is also fun

Posted by: m at August 26, 2026 05:24 AM (odBC9)

27 Cake has a lot of good stuff

Posted by: Skip at August 26, 2026 05:27 AM (Ia/+0)

28 Belated BOING!

Back from newborn baby shopping with Mrs. BD for our new grand pupette.

Kept myself busy office supplies shopping and reading.

Maybe l8r.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at August 26, 2026 05:27 AM (rkiXj)

29 You can buy newborn babies in Israel?

Posted by: Dark Lix at August 26, 2026 05:29 AM (Fv808)

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