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The United Nations reported Tuesday that at least 47 people were killed and 50 others were kidnapped in a violent gang attack near Haiti's capital of Port-au-Prince this week.
The incident took place Sunday in Kenscoff, a commune located near the nation's capital. The massacre included the execution of 22 people who were found in a church compound. It is believed to be one of the deadliest attacks in Haiti in recent years.
"The relentless gang attacks on communities and the loss of lives underscore the alarming security conditions in Haiti and reinforce the urgent need to intensify Haitian and international security efforts to counter gangs," a spokesperson for UN Secretary-General Antonio Gutteres said in a statement.

WWII did something to Germany that can't be fixed.

A randy German councilmember known as the country's "craziest councilor" has proposed throwing sex parties at city hall as part of an effort to turn the burg into a "swingers' paradise."
Julian Ferrat, 35, who holds office in the industrial city of Mannheim as part of the liberal Die Mannheimer party, wants to see the city transformed into a haven for indiscriminate group sex.
Ferrat, who has been known to frequent nudist resorts and pose for bizarre photoshoots while barely covered, unveiled the X-rated scheme at a recent meeting of the governing body, which is ruled by the conservative Christian Democratic Union.
"Group sex with city council members would be the ultimate in closeness with the citizens," he said, noting there are no laws on the books prohibiting swingers' parties at city hall.

"Ja!" posted a commenter calling himself Sweric Alwell.

Here's a pic of this German swinger. This is for The Ladies:

New Nathan Fielder series drops, Nathan for Sex.

A child rapist, a baby murder, and a dog rapist are suing the state of Washington for restricting access to "gender-affirming care."

They claim they're women now, you see.

One guy complains that he's not allowed to use a private room for hair removal, but can only use the hair removal equipment in his cell, which allows people to see his "maturing female body."

Three depraved criminals housed in a Washington state prison are suing the Department of Corrections for human rights violations after they say they were deprived of adequate "gender affirming" care and treatment. Reduxx can name the inmates involved in the suit as Michael R. Caldwell, who raped two children, Hunter S. Christian, who raped multiple dogs, and Andrew S. Kennedy, who murdered an infant.
In the men's original 324-page complaint, which was filed in December of 2025, the three men separately outline their grievances against the state's Department of Corrections, and attempt to leverage the Americans with Disabilities Act (ADA) to make their case that the denial of "gender affirming" care and treatment is unlawful, using a recent precedent set by Autumn Cordellione, another transgender inmate convicted of murdering a baby who successfully argued that the state of Indiana should have to pay for his "gender affirming" care.
The complaint, obtained by Reduxx, is opened by Caldwell, who now goes by the name Skeggi Hildof Katrinssonr or "Hildi." Caldwell was convicted in 2014 of raping two young girls trusted to his care, and was handed a 26.5 year sentence for the crimes. During the trial, it was revealed that he had initially blamed one of the children for seducing him and provoking the sexual abuse.
In his list of complaints, Caldwell reveals that his facility has a personal laser hair removal device for transgender inmates to use, and that the inmates were allowed to use the device in a private room within the medical clinic once or twice per week. But in 2024, the clinic discontinued access to the private room, and told transgender inmates they would have to use the device in their own cell. Caldwell deems this unacceptable, writing: "My cell door has a 34×34 [inch] window where any male inmate or officer can see inside my cell and watch me use the device on my maturing female body."
Caldwell refers to this lack of privacy as "sex discrimination," and says his proposed remedy -- which was to use the device in the shower area -- was rejected or ignored.
Caldwell goes on to claim that not being able to use the device in a private area constitutes the Department of Corrections delaying or depriving him of "prescribed medical treatment," emphasizing that his "gender dysphoria" is impacting his mental health and ability to perform his daily errands.
"I seclude myself from having to associate with anyone," Caldwell complains. "My mental health has regressed, elevating anxiety, depression, skipping meal times, no appetite, becoming overwhelmed in my daily activities where I at times cry ... The Defendants expect me to consent to relinquish my right to privacy. I will not consent to any relinquishment of my Fundamental Rights."
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The complaint continues with the declaration of Hunter S. Christian, who changed his name to Szeth Aslan Magnus. Christian identifies as "non-binary" and "intersex," and declares he/him and they/them pronouns in the document.
Christian was arrested in 2018 on charges related to bestiality and possessing child sexual abuse material. Christian raped at least three dogs, including a Rottweiler, an older Chihuahua mix, and a black Labrador. He filmed the sexual acts and was found in possession of the videos, along with depictions of a minor engaged in sexually explicit conduct. In 2019, he was convicted on multiple felony charges, including 1st Degree Animal Cruelty With Sexual Motivation.

This guy's complaint? He says he wants Minoxidil to grow his hair back, which he needs as a "non-binary person," and not just as a bald dude who wants taxpayers to pay for cosmetic treatments.

Oh and he also wants testosterone, paid for by taxpayers.

Join the club.

Weird that a "non-binary" is claiming his "non-binary" status to demand two things that regular ol' heterosexual men would also like.

In his grievances, Christian claims that he was denied access to Minoxidil treatments for head hair growth because he had no diagnosis for gender dysphoria and no desire to start feminizing hormone therapy. Christian also claims he was denied access to low-dose testosterone, which he wanted to begin to address his shrinking testicle size.
Like with Caldwell, Christian also notes he was eventually given access to a personal laser hair removal device for his body, but refused to use it due to a lack of privacy in his cell.
"I have suffered not only setbacks in my prescribed treatment plan, but reversal of effects of the prior treatments, mental anguish, exacerbation of depression, anxiety, PTSD, and a loss of the forward momentum in maintaining the delicate balance between my masculine and feminine sides ..." Christian wrote in his declaration.

The baby-killer complains that doctors are treating him as a "cisgender man" -- which he is -- and also won't pay for an expensive test to determine if he's "intersex," which he isn't.

Kennedy ends his declaration with an appeal to his "divine rights."
"I see my curves and hips as a gift from the Goddesses and my masculine traits as a gift from the Gods. I was, from birth, granted the boon of seeing feminine and masculine within myself, yet too blind and misled to truly see them," Kennedy writes.
From Kennedy's declaration.

I think a visit from 6-10 good old boys armed with sacks filled with soda cans can render these monsters the "gender-affirming care" they deserve.

Noted "conservative" Tuq'r Qarlson joins the left in elevating "fairness" and "equality" -- everyone getting an equal reward no matter what their contributions -- as the highest of all political imperatives.

Tuq'r Qarlson knows that actual conservatives are rejecting him so there is no hope for his Nazification project except if he can make a deal with the Socialist-Islamist coalition. So he's adjusting all of his previous positions to accommodate his new political allies.

Mother accepted her daughter's announcement that she was a boy a year ago without question.

But now that the daughter says she's a girl again, the mother wants to know if she should intervene, and force her to take puberty blockers so that she can keep her Fashionable Gender Transition and show off to her AWFUL friends.

"My daughter’s immutable gender identity changed to a boy a year ago, but just changed back to a girl. I never questioned her initial rejection of her sex, but I do question her sudden acceptance of it, and wonder if I should pressure her to block her puberty anyway." pic.twitter.com/yK8y23DJWb
— Colin Wright (@SwipeWright) August 25, 2026

🚨 WTF?! Abdul El Sayed is citing the QURAN to ATTACK Americans who are worried about jihadists and the Islamic invasion

“There’s a verse in the Quran that says, ‘Do not let another people’s hatred for you stop you from doing justice.’”

I hope every Michigan voter is watching!…
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) August 25, 2026

Abdul El-Sayed says that America has been on the wrong side of things.

He also says the reason why terrorists may want to attack the US is because the US has caused damage to the World. pic.twitter.com/ZtB4qvHkcd
— DSA Watch (@DSA_Watch) August 24, 2026

Hasan Piker: if my fellow pro-Hamas Islamist Abdulrahman El-Sayed attempts to "distance himself" from me (what a meaningless expression), know that it is purely tactical and not real at all.

Hasan Piker says that Abdul El-Sayed agrees with him and any disavowal is purely tactical. pic.twitter.com/5Ck5j2DmKS
— Max 📟 (@MaxNordau) August 25, 2026

Here's the thing about Chunk's nephew: He is borderline retarded. He is too stupid to know when he's supposed to lie.

Trump: "Every public school in America is now on notice: That if they tell a child that they are trapped in the wrong body, they are committing child abuse." pic.twitter.com/33GkgwBlN4

Common sense wins.

If you ask me, schools should just focus on academics. Raising the child…
— Defiant L’s (@DefiantLs) August 24, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:00 PM

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1 Quickies!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 25, 2026 06:01 PM (ExV1e)

2 Naked gay guy looks AI

Posted by: nckate at August 25, 2026 06:01 PM (enNUy)

3 I haz nooded.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 25, 2026 06:01 PM (ExV1e)

4

He looks like a queer.

Posted by: four seasons at August 25, 2026 06:03 PM (/QHx4)

5 > Here's a pic of this German swinger.

I wonder what kind of training regimen you have to be on to be that scrawny, yet still have man-titties.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 25, 2026 06:03 PM (IG3/x)

6 "That Boy Ain't Right" certainly applies

Posted by: Common Tater at August 25, 2026 06:03 PM (YuGwe)

7 My dermatologist has a chart notation: "gp is even paler than Sweric Alwell. Extraordinary."

Posted by: gp at August 25, 2026 06:04 PM (Jr5Lq)

8 Noted "conservative" Tuq'r Qarlson joins the left in elevating "fairness" and "equality" -- everyone getting an equal reward no matter what their contributions -- as the highest of all political imperatives.

Shouldn't that be Reverend Tuq'r Qarlson?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 25, 2026 06:05 PM (ExV1e)

9 6 "That Boy Ain't Right" certainly applies
Posted by: Common Tater at August 25, 2026 06:03 PM (YuGwe)
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"Bobby, here's a carburetor. Take it apart and put it back together. Repeat until you're normal."

Posted by: What Hank Hill would say at August 25, 2026 06:05 PM (nHXB4)

10 > Here's a pic of this German swinger.

That guy's living proof the term, "skinny fat" is not an oxymoron.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 25, 2026 06:05 PM (mkw2N)

11 Finally a government for the people!

Posted by: Naked Guy On an Ottoman at August 25, 2026 06:07 PM (3uBP9)

12 Lunatics wanting to run the asylum

Posted by: Skip at August 25, 2026 06:07 PM (Ia/+0)

13
An admin at an elementary school in San Diego County is on video talking about gender-swapping for kids K-6. Not telling the parents is an option.

I guess I've lost the thread, because I thought this was already illegal. Or did Trump merely manage to block federal funding for it?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 25, 2026 06:07 PM (mmrXZ)

14 Every fucking canned pic of Fucker Carlstoned is him with that weird facial expression that he seems to think makes him look intelligence and discerning. But it really just makes him look like he just dumped a nasty shart in his pants. He thought it was a big fart, but … nooooooooo, it’s a shart.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 25, 2026 06:08 PM (6iuvY)

15 >>"I have suffered not only setbacks in my prescribed treatment plan, but reversal of effects of the prior treatments, mental anguish, exacerbation of depression, anxiety, PTSD, and a loss of the forward momentum in maintaining the delicate balance between my masculine and feminine sides

Touch my dog and you will suffer a permanent setback. Both your masculine and feminine sides.

Promise.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 25, 2026 06:08 PM (viF8m)

16 Machete men are now in sleepy Cornwall.....

Paul Golding
@PaulGolding
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Aug 24
The collapse of British society…..
A huge fight with a machete breaks out in Cornwall this afternoon!

Posted by: beckster at August 25, 2026 06:08 PM (kX27y)

17 Here's a pic of this German swinger.

That guy's living proof the term, "skinny fat" is not an oxymoron.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 25, 2026 06:05 PM (mkw2N)

Skinny guy with moobs is just wrong, dude!

Posted by: DJ Qualls at August 25, 2026 06:08 PM (0aYVJ)

18 That creepy German gayboy was probably once 50 pounds heavier. He lost weight but is now super-flabby.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 25, 2026 06:09 PM (6iuvY)

19 Haiti should be broken up into a north resort, a south resort, and a prison called "Port au Prince". The Dominicans can run the resorts. Bring in some based Frogs to do security.

Posted by: 88C+u at August 25, 2026 06:09 PM (88C+u)

20 Tuq'r apparently skipped the whole Old Testament... it is filled with stories of God testing Men, sometimes unto destruction.

Forgiveness after repentance was promised by Jesus...

Fairness is never mentioned... although lots of stuff about JUSTICE...

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 25, 2026 06:09 PM (mP0Kj)

21 Why do some of the ugliest people end up being the ones that insist on being nude in public? Dude, stay home and just accept your "shortcomings".

Posted by: hobbitopoly at August 25, 2026 06:09 PM (ZgwKJ)

22 Every fucking canned pic of Fucker Carlstoned is him with that weird facial expression that he seems to think makes him look intelligence and discerning. But it really just makes him look like he just dumped a nasty shart in his pants. He thought it was a big fart, but … nooooooooo, it’s a shart.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at August 25, 2026 06:08 PM (6iuvY)

It's more like someone has just asked to look at the folder on his computer labeled 'teen' girls.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 25, 2026 06:09 PM (ExV1e)

23 Tucker is an idiot. It is doubtful that any of the founders were Orthodox Christians. Words have meaning you dope.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 25, 2026 06:10 PM (uhVAy)

24 Hey Ab-Dull.
Come try your Islamic justice in my little town.
Let's see how that works out for ya.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 25, 2026 06:10 PM (2WIwB)

25 Hello, Horde! 😊💕

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at August 25, 2026 06:10 PM (SRRAx)

26 WWII did something to Germany that can't be fixed.

Uh, yeah...Germany.... (looks away nervously)

Posted by: Japanese Tentacle Porn at August 25, 2026 06:10 PM (PgeHz)

27 > Child Rapist, Baby Murderer, and Dog Rapist Team Up

What's their team name?
Dead Men Walking?

Posted by: bonhomme at August 25, 2026 06:10 PM (mkw2N)

28 Sorry ladies, he plays for the other team.

Posted by: Corona_Exile at August 25, 2026 06:10 PM (UE0CA)

29 16 Machete men are now in sleepy Cornwall.....

Paul Golding
@PaulGolding
·
Aug 24
The collapse of British society…..
A huge fight with a machete breaks out in Cornwall this afternoon!
Posted by: beckster at August 25, 2026 06:08 PM (kX27y)

Damn, and everyone knows they should be using Longswords!

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 25, 2026 06:11 PM (mP0Kj)

30 Fairness is never mentioned... although lots of stuff about JUSTICE...
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 25, 2026 06:09 PM (mP0Kj)

Book of Job is super duper fair, especially to his first family that all died.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 25, 2026 06:11 PM (uhVAy)

31 Breaking society:

El Gato Malo has an excellent article posted at his Substack that talks about how one breaks a society so that it really can't be fixed:

https://tinyurl.com/35z3k7jc

In summary: "Pathologize everything normal and normalize everything pathological."

He's right. So much we complain about here fits this pattern.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at August 25, 2026 06:11 PM (O7YUW)

32 Tuq'r apparently skipped the whole Old Testament... it is filled with stories of God testing Men, sometimes unto destruction.

Forgiveness after repentance was promised by Jesus...

Fairness is never mentioned... although lots of stuff about JUSTICE...
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 25, 2026 06:09 PM (mP0Kj)
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He skipped all of it, especially the part where Our Lord was shamed and crucified for our sins. Was that "fair?"

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 25, 2026 06:11 PM (ZOv7s)

33 Damn, and everyone knows they should be using Longswords!
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 25, 2026 06:11 PM (mP0Kj)

Given who is doing it they should be Scimitars.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 25, 2026 06:11 PM (uhVAy)

34 > That creepy German gayboy was probably once 50 pounds heavier. He lost weight but is now super-flabby.

Low T guys that never exercise and manage their diet sometimes look like that.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 25, 2026 06:12 PM (mkw2N)

35
A huge fight with a machete breaks out in Cornwall this afternoon!
Posted by: beckster

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I'm beginning to see a business opportunity with many beneficial side effects.

Jousting 2026! Arm them with swords, poleaxes, axes, maces, lances, and spears, provide an arena, advertise, and let them have at it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 25, 2026 06:12 PM (mmrXZ)

36 Fairness is a Female Coded Myth.

Posted by: garrett at August 25, 2026 06:12 PM (4cvub)

37 Bobby, here's a carburetor. Take it apart and put it back together. Repeat until you're normal."
Posted by: What Hank Hill"

Needs the Hank Hill signature WD 40

Posted by: man at August 25, 2026 06:12 PM (XuXeR)

38 That guy's living proof the term, "skinny fat" is not an oxymoron.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 25, 2026 06:05 PM (mkw2N)

Skinny guy with moobs is just wrong, dude!
Posted by: DJ Qualls at August 25, 2026 06:08 PM (0aYVJ)
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Germany lost its religious faith and any sense of national spirit. Life is just a thing you do, get whatever pleasure, and then kill yourself. That's much of Europe.

It's funny that the we're told to worry about the "scary extremists" who get married and have kids and other Fascist things.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 25, 2026 06:13 PM (ZOv7s)

39 WWII did something to Germany that can't be fixed.

Uh, yeah...Germany.... (looks away nervously)
Posted by: Japanese Tentacle Porn at August 25, 2026 06:10 PM (PgeHz)

Sorry to break it to you, but the Weimar Republic before Hitler was super pervy too. Hitler got lots of props for his 'family values' schtick.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 25, 2026 06:13 PM (uhVAy)

40 Dear Abdul,
You have 48 hours to vacate our country. Or else. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Posted by: The American People at August 25, 2026 06:13 PM (hmYU4)

41 A Child Rapist, Baby Murderer, and Dog Rapist walk into Cell Block B...

Posted by: Diogenes at August 25, 2026 06:13 PM (2WIwB)

42 Is socialism the true aim of the American founding and the Christian faith, or is it merely one of many political movements subverted by the money-men eating hummus in Tel Aviv?

Just asking questions.

Serious questions.

Posted by: C. Tarlson at August 25, 2026 06:13 PM (GgaCi)

43 >>>he was denied access to low-dose testosterone, which he wanted to begin to address his shrinking testicle size.

OK...testosterone does not increase the size of your testicles, quite the opposite.

hCG on the other hand...

Posted by: Max Power at August 25, 2026 06:14 PM (SwyyQ)

44 >>> Child Rapist, Baby Murderer, and Dog Rapist

How this sentence didn't end with '...walk into a bar.', I'll never understand.

Posted by: garrett at August 25, 2026 06:14 PM (4cvub)

45 Jousting 2026! Arm them with swords, poleaxes, axes, maces, lances, and spears, provide an arena, advertise, and let them have at it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 25, 2026 06:12 PM (mmrXZ)

Actually... there are already international Leagues. You can find them on U tube...

Jousting, full armored combat... then always the HEMA (Historic European Martial Arts) stuff.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 25, 2026 06:14 PM (mP0Kj)

46 Low T guys that never exercise"

So, Europe?

Posted by: man at August 25, 2026 06:14 PM (XuXeR)

47 Tuq'r Qarlson knows that actual conservatives are rejecting him so there is no hope for his Nazification project except if he can make a deal with the Socialist-Islamist coalition. So he's adjusting all of his previous positions to accommodate his new political allies.

Remarkably, this is similar to Muhammed. He thought he'd be accepted by the Jews as a prophet, but they rejected him, so instead he became a violent, murderous bandit, and bought tribes with loot to follow his wacko religion.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 25, 2026 06:15 PM (PgeHz)

48 I could have been first but I was reading a newspaper at the beach.

Posted by: fd at August 25, 2026 06:15 PM (MWfyi)

49 5 > Here's a pic of this German swinger.

I wonder what kind of training regimen you have to be on to be that scrawny, yet still have man-titties.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
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Anal and oral sperm injections. Bottom.

Posted by: whig at August 25, 2026 06:15 PM (E4rtv)

50 Is the clergyman with the collar and cross standing there in support of Al Sayed? If so, he's an embarrassment to Christian clergy.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 25, 2026 06:15 PM (v+lpe)

51 walk into Cell Block B..."

Block...wall

Posted by: man at August 25, 2026 06:15 PM (XuXeR)

52 Actually... there are already international Leagues. You can find them on U tube...

Jousting, full armored combat... then always the HEMA (Historic European Martial Arts) stuff.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 25, 2026 06:14 PM (mP0Kj)

There was a huge scandal last year when it was discovered that one of the really successful people was the son of a thatcher. A thatcher.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 25, 2026 06:16 PM (ExV1e)

53
Hello everyone. I have fibromyalgia, IBS, multiple chemical sensitivity, chronic fatigue syndrome, Morgellon's, peanut allergies, ADHD and autism. I deserve special treatment and can't be criticized for anything. Thank you for your empathy.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 25, 2026 06:16 PM (O0L8i)

54 Gay retards all the way down.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at August 25, 2026 06:16 PM (zZu0s)

55 Remarkably, this is similar to Muhammed. He thought he'd be accepted by the Jews as a prophet, but they rejected him, so instead he became a violent, murderous bandit, and bought tribes with loot to follow his wacko religion.
Posted by: Moron Analyst

Welp, did not have Tuqr Carlson creating a new religion on my bingo card. I guess he can start in Maine with a bunch of Somalians.

Posted by: whig at August 25, 2026 06:17 PM (E4rtv)

56
Actually... there are already international Leagues. You can find them on U tube...

Jousting, full armored combat... then always the HEMA (Historic European Martial Arts) stuff.
Posted by: Romeo13

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I should have known. Well then, the groundwork is laid. Let the combatants come forth! (trumpets play)

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 25, 2026 06:17 PM (mmrXZ)

57 46 Low T guys that never exercise"

So, Europe?
Posted by: man

We're bringing THAT to America, too....along with their taxes and socialized medicine!

Posted by: David Hogg at August 25, 2026 06:17 PM (PgeHz)

58 Welp, did not have Tuqr Carlson creating a new religion on my bingo card. I guess he can start in Maine with a bunch of Somalians.
Posted by: whig at August 25, 2026 06:17 PM (E4rtv)

Staring quizzically is one of the seven sacraments.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 25, 2026 06:18 PM (uhVAy)

59 >>Sorry to break it to you, but the Weimar Republic before Hitler was super pervy too. Hitler got lots of props for his 'family values' schtick.

We are literally commenting in a thread that features a child rapist, a dog rapist and a child murderer who are suing because of how they are being treated in prison. And there's at least a 50-50 chance they will win.

Germany has nothing on how depraved our society has become.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 25, 2026 06:18 PM (viF8m)

60 Every time I see the scholarly Cucker Tarlson, he looks like he has a fart bubble trapped in his squeekhole. What's with that face?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 25, 2026 06:18 PM (FR9Sb)

61 "Noted "conservative" Tuq'r Qarlson joins the left in elevating "fairness" and "equality" -- everyone getting an equal reward no matter what their contributions -- as the highest of all political imperatives."

@NJBeisner "God promises perfect justice—not “fairness.”
We live in a world that is and always will be unfair because of the free agency that men have.
We can strive for better, but it’s important to know that God actually promises us suffering and tribulation in this world—not “fairness.” "

Yeah, and God created Lucifer as well, who tried to rise to God's status. Then perfect Adam, whose sinful blood we all have, as the story goes, because he chose to stay with that woman. So no, God did not create all men as perfect, they became sinful in nature, thanks to Satan, then Adam. (but JC gave us a path out)

Posted by: illiniwek at August 25, 2026 06:18 PM (vbXSk)

62 but the Weimar Republic before Hitler was super pervy too."

I saw that flick. Liza Minnelli, right?

Posted by: man at August 25, 2026 06:18 PM (XuXeR)

63 Welp, did not have Tuqr Carlson creating a new religion on my bingo card. I guess he can start in Maine with a bunch of Somalians.
Posted by: whig

The punishment for leaving Islam is death. One (main) reason you don't see many people officially renounce their Islamic faith.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 25, 2026 06:18 PM (PgeHz)

64 We're bringing THAT to America, too....along with their taxes and socialized medicine!
Posted by: David Hogg at August 25, 2026 06:17 PM (PgeHz)

Get off your phone. Your shift at the gloryhole started 10 minutes ago. -- adult theater manager

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 25, 2026 06:19 PM (ExV1e)

65 Clown. World.

Not even a happy clown, oh no-- it's like the sad, floppy, half-azzed Kaboom! clown on the cereal box...

Posted by: JQ at August 25, 2026 06:19 PM (rdVOm)

66 50 Is the clergyman with the collar and cross standing there in support of Al Sayed? If so, he's an embarrassment to Christian clergy.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Given Talarico's seminary training, it appears that the churches have not been very careful about gatekeeping the clergy to actually believing in Christianity. Instead, you have the Chinese Menu approach--pick these two commandments, a side of the Sermon on the Mount, and ignoring Pauline scriptures.

Posted by: whig at August 25, 2026 06:19 PM (E4rtv)

67 The punishment for leaving Islam is death. One (main) reason you don't see many people officially renounce their Islamic faith.
Posted by: Moron Analyst
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It fits, Tuqr will have the death penalty applied to people that drop their podcast subscriptions.

Posted by: whig at August 25, 2026 06:20 PM (E4rtv)

68 I have fibromyalgia, IBS, multiple chemical sensitivity, chronic fatigue syndrome, Morgellon's, peanut allergies, ADHD and autism"

What, not Methodists?

Posted by: man at August 25, 2026 06:20 PM (XuXeR)

69 "Group sex with city council members would be the ultimate in closeness with the citizens," he said, noting there are no laws on the books prohibiting swingers' parties at city hall.

Is Lori Lightfoot holding any kind of political office????

Posted by: Stateless - Keeping 15 year old Ralphy happy and alive. He's a puppy at heart. at August 25, 2026 06:20 PM (Sco7b)

70 We are literally commenting in a thread that features a child rapist, a dog rapist and a child murderer who are suing because of how they are being treated in prison. And there's at least a 50-50 chance they will win.

Germany has nothing on how depraved our society has become.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 25, 2026 06:18 PM (viF8m)

At least they are in prison instead of the Reichstag or whatever the hell they call it there now. Bundestag.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 25, 2026 06:20 PM (uhVAy)

71 How do you say "moobs" in German?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 25, 2026 06:20 PM (RIvkX)

72 President Trump has announced he'll be flying flags.at half staff to mourn the loss of a national treasure.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 25, 2026 06:21 PM (bX16E)

73 Remarkably, this is similar to Muhammed. He thought he'd be accepted by the Jews as a prophet, but they rejected him, so instead he became a violent, murderous bandit, and bought tribes with loot to follow his wacko religion.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 25, 2026 06:15 PM (PgeHz)
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It's possible to be overly tolerant as a society; we can tell you from experience.

Posted by: The Jews of Yathrib at August 25, 2026 06:21 PM (GgaCi)

74 Yeah, I thought about using a condom but then I thought Hey, when will I ever be in Haiti again, ha ha.

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 25, 2026 06:21 PM (4NO2D)

75 Staring quizzically is one of the seven sacraments.
Posted by: Oldcat
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I thought that was when his producers turn on his electric buttplug.

Posted by: whig at August 25, 2026 06:21 PM (E4rtv)

76
Germany lost its religious faith and any sense of national spirit. Life is just a thing you do, get whatever pleasure, and then kill yourself. That's much of Europe.

__________

I was told by my betters that when we got rid of all that Spaghetti Monster nonsense that we would advance to a scientifically-informed utopia.

So Europe de-Christianized and has 85% fewer Jews than a century ago and turned into a technologically-backwards, economically-stagnant, demographically-doomed backwater.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 25, 2026 06:21 PM (O0L8i)

77 Germany has nothing on how depraved our society has become.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 25, 2026 06:18 PM (viF8m)
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Wrong. Raping dogs is legal in Germany. Not kidding.

The bestiality laws were repealed as being silly and now farmers get to deal with raped livestock.

And that was before the Muslims showed up, so it's probably necessary to put chastity belts on all the sheep now.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 25, 2026 06:21 PM (ZOv7s)

78 Totally OT/ but I see the media is dragging out Pretti's parents to make the rounds to say the videos obviously show their completely innocent son was killed in cold blood by Border Patrol in Minn... A blast from the past.. when will they drag out the other "murder" victim's Family ? It was months ago.. Why now ? Oh... never mind .

Posted by: It's me donna at August 25, 2026 06:21 PM (+gK6I)

79 71 How do you say "moobs" in German?
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Whoever tells you will blow the margins.

Posted by: whig at August 25, 2026 06:22 PM (E4rtv)

80 The punishment for leaving Islam is death"

All are born Muslim. Therefore, all recalcitrant can be put to the sword...

Posted by: man at August 25, 2026 06:22 PM (XuXeR)

81 Fairness is a Female Coded Myth.

Fairness is the core virtue in their Toddler Ethics:
Share, don't say mean things, don't hit anyone.

Once they view you as their toddler, they can apply any amount of coercion and force to restore you to their ideal pacific and docile state. If any man objects or shows any resistance, his response is characterized as "Toxic Masculinity".

FWIW, God is clearly not Fair.

Exhibit A: "Election".
Exhibit B: When you are born
Exhibit C: Where you are born
Exhibit D: To whom you were born.
Exhibit E-...: God is not fair in doling out beauty, intelligence, height, athleticism, disease resistance, dexterity, senses, bodily regulation, etc.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 25, 2026 06:22 PM (rgGn5)

82 "Fairness is promised to you by God"
--Tucker
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Chapter and verse, please

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 25, 2026 06:22 PM (RIvkX)

83 So Europe de-Christianized and has 85% fewer Jews than a century ago and turned into a technologically-backwards, economically-stagnant, demographically-doomed backwater.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 25, 2026 06:21 PM (O0L8i)

Plus soccer.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 25, 2026 06:23 PM (uhVAy)

84 I was told by my betters that when we got rid of all that Spaghetti Monster nonsense that we would advance to a scientifically-informed utopia.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 25, 2026 06:21 PM (O0L8i)
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Just like Russia, and Cuba, and China, and Cambodia, and...

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 25, 2026 06:23 PM (ZOv7s)

85 "Fairness is promised to you by God. And how do we know that? Because we know that God created every person."

This is some, "God is love" level theology. God created you therefore He promised you fairness doesn't follow at all.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 25, 2026 06:23 PM (mkw2N)

86 71 How do you say "moobs" in German?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 25, 2026 06:20 PM (RIvkX)

Burkhalters...

Posted by: Col. Klink at August 25, 2026 06:23 PM (mP0Kj)

87 I believe prison lawsuits are their highest form of recreation. Release them into GenPop to give them something else to do.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at August 25, 2026 06:23 PM (bX16E)

88 And that was before the Muslims showed up, so it's probably necessary to put chastity belts on all the sheep now.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

Put pigs among the sheep. And fill shotgun shells with bacon bits rather than salt to drive off Muzzie sheep shaggers.

Posted by: whig at August 25, 2026 06:23 PM (E4rtv)

89 Throw the holy hand grenade in Cornwall.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 25, 2026 06:23 PM (Cqx++)

90 "Fairness is promised to you by God"
--Tucker
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Chapter and verse, please
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 25, 2026 06:22 PM (RIvkX)

Luke's Second Letter to the Peevish.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 25, 2026 06:23 PM (uhVAy)

91 So Europe de-Christianized and has 85% fewer Jews than a century ago and turned into a technologically-backwards, economically-stagnant, demographically-doomed backwater."

Yeah, but we're having a great time!

/EU Leadership

Posted by: man at August 25, 2026 06:24 PM (XuXeR)

92 How do you say "moobs" in German?
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Apparently, männerbrüste.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 25, 2026 06:24 PM (ExV1e)

93 Put pigs among the sheep. And fill shotgun shells with bacon bits rather than salt to drive off Muzzie sheep shaggers.
Posted by: whig at August 25, 2026 06:23 PM (E4rtv)

Like they buy into the non mayhem parts of the Koran.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 25, 2026 06:24 PM (uhVAy)

94 >>At least they are in prison instead of the Reichstag or whatever the hell they call it there now. Bundestag.

The one bill that never made it out of the House this year was the one that called for a release of all the details of the Congressional slush fund used to pay off people for sex acts against them by members of Congress.

DC is a vile hive of scumbags. Both sides of the aisle. The normal ones are an exception.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 25, 2026 06:24 PM (viF8m)

95 Some people are born in misery, live in misery, and will die in misery, and yet God loves them just the same.

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 25, 2026 06:25 PM (4NO2D)

96
The Temporary Protected Status (TPS) for roughly 300,000 to 350,000 Haitian immigrants officially ended on July 27, 2026
______________________

Hey, how do we get our protected status back?

_________________________________
((((The United Nations reported Tuesday that at least 47 people were killed and 50 others were kidnapped in a violent gang attack near Haiti's capital of Port-au-Prince this week.)))

Posted by: Orson at August 25, 2026 06:25 PM (dIske)

97 85 "Fairness is promised to you by God. And how do we know that? Because we know that God created every person."

This is some, "God is love" level theology. God created you therefore He promised you fairness doesn't follow at all.
Posted by: bonhomme at August 25, 2026 06:23 PM (mkw2N)

If'n God created everything... then he also created Hate.

Who am I to question the creations of God. Especially when even the Bible says there are things God hates?

Posted by: Col. Klink at August 25, 2026 06:25 PM (mP0Kj)

98 Haiti should be broken up into a north resort, a south resort, and a prison called "Port au Prince". The Dominicans can run the resorts. Bring in some based Frogs to do security.
Posted by: 88C+u at August 25, 2026 06:09 PM (88C+u)
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This is a very good idea. Club Med could do both.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 25, 2026 06:25 PM (RIvkX)

99 Whoever tells you will blow the margins.
Posted by: whig at August 25, 2026 06:22 PM (E4rtv)
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Der Mannbrust

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 25, 2026 06:26 PM (ZOv7s)

100 media is dragging out Pretti's parents to make the rounds"

Hey, it's almost labor day - the end of riot season - and we haven't had any!

/

Posted by: man at August 25, 2026 06:26 PM (XuXeR)

101 "Fairness is promised to you by God"
--Tucker
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Chapter and verse, please
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 25, 2026 06:22 PM (RIvkX)

The Book of Tucker, chapter 2, episode 7. -- Reverend Tuq'r Qarlson

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 25, 2026 06:26 PM (ExV1e)

102 All are born Muslim. Therefore, all recalcitrant can be put to the sword...
Posted by: man

Not if the recalcitrant shoot those coming after them first. And why shoot once when a couple will do.

Posted by: whig at August 25, 2026 06:26 PM (E4rtv)

103 Maybe Europeans have given up, let the invaders come in and party like its 1999

Oh wait, nothing happened in 1999

Posted by: Skip at August 25, 2026 06:26 PM (Ia/+0)

104 Posted by: whig at August 25, 2026 06:19 PM (E4rtv

Well, I started seminary ( I went PT) when Talarico was in diapers, and it was quite traditionally Protestant Christian back then.

Good night all. Find some good news in your little area of the country and enjoy your loved ones, pets and blessings in your life.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 25, 2026 06:26 PM (W90Ou)

105 53
Hello everyone. I have fibromyalgia, IBS, multiple chemical sensitivity, chronic fatigue syndrome, Morgellon's, peanut allergies, ADHD and autism. I deserve special treatment and can't be criticized for anything. Thank you for your empathy.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 25, 2026 06:16 PM (O0L8i)

Was that an Oxford comma violation?

Posted by: AoSHQ Grammar Nazi at August 25, 2026 06:27 PM (B0NCh)

106 Der Mannbrust
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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Showoff. I figured it would be at least 127 characters long.

Posted by: whig at August 25, 2026 06:27 PM (E4rtv)

107 Chapter and verse, please
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 25, 2026 06:22 PM (RIvkX)

Deuteronomy 32:4.
I am... hazy on the Jewish interpretation, but I understand that this tends to be interpreted as G-d's final judgement, and I don't think The Best Judge is going to be delegating any of this work to Tucker.

Posted by: 88C+u at August 25, 2026 06:27 PM (88C+u)

108 Some people are born in misery, live in misery, and will die in misery, and yet God loves them just the same.

Psalms 5:5

Posted by: Community Notes at August 25, 2026 06:27 PM (PVBkQ)

109 Maybe Europeans have given up, let the invaders come in and party like its ~~1999~~ 799

Posted by: Skip at August 25, 2026 06:26 PM

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 25, 2026 06:27 PM (4NO2D)

110 103 Maybe Europeans have given up, let the invaders come in and party like its 1999

Oh wait, nothing happened in 1999
Posted by: Skip at August 25, 2026 06:26 PM (Ia/+0)

Nah... some of us made BANK on the Y2K scare.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 25, 2026 06:27 PM (mP0Kj)

111 al-Sayed: Hassan, keep quiet I have the ignorant AWFLs and soy boys right where I want them
Hassan : ok I understand.

Hassan 5 minutes later : kill the infidels , kill the infidels

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 25, 2026 06:27 PM (JEgjE)

112 Apparently, männerbrüste.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 25, 2026 06:24 PM (ExV1e)
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Yes, the plural. I was doing "Moob."

I bet they actually call them "Mubis" or something like that.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 25, 2026 06:28 PM (ZOv7s)

113 Doppelkupplungsgetriebe?

(Hey, it's the longest German word I can sorta spell)

Posted by: man at August 25, 2026 06:28 PM (XuXeR)

114 WWII did something to Germany that can't be fixed.

Near as I can tell West Germany (and now the East gwts to tag along) has been in an US-guaranteed Weimar Republic II with better fiscal discipline since the 1960s.

Even their CDU/CSU (Conservatives) are exemplified by Merz & Merkel.

And now they're suffering for it, not as bad as Weimar I, but give them some more time.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 25, 2026 06:29 PM (6ydKt)

115 The Christian interpretation is that mankind cannot bear too much "fairness". I'm not going to say "we're all screwed" but I'm pretty sure I am

Posted by: 88C+u at August 25, 2026 06:29 PM (88C+u)

116 Not if the recalcitrant shoot those coming after them first"

*needs more ammo

Posted by: man at August 25, 2026 06:29 PM (XuXeR)

117 111 al-Sayed: Hassan, keep quiet I have the ignorant AWFLs and soy boys right where I want them
Hassan : ok I understand.

Hassan 5 minutes later : kill the infidels , kill the infidels
Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 25, 2026 06:27 PM (JEgjE)

and don't forget... Death to America!

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 25, 2026 06:29 PM (mP0Kj)

118
Oh wait, nothing happened in 1999
Posted by: Skip

Do you not remember Y2K?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 25, 2026 06:29 PM (Cqx++)

119 Like they buy into the non mayhem parts of the Koran.
Posted by: Oldcat
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I think even the non observant ones might pause before being eaten by a boar hog or a having skin full of bacon bits.

Posted by: whig at August 25, 2026 06:30 PM (E4rtv)

120 Going to go out on a limb and say the city hall orgy would only have men.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 25, 2026 06:30 PM (n5tGW)

121
An admin at an elementary school in San Diego County is on video talking about gender-swapping for kids K-6. Not telling the parents is an option.

I guess I've lost the thread, because I thought this was already illegal. Or did Trump merely manage to block federal funding for it?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

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Whoa, of course I was being too small-ball.

It's the entire DISTRICT. The admin is the assistant superintendent.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 25, 2026 06:30 PM (mmrXZ)

122 The almighty told me he can get me out of this mess but you're fooked.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 25, 2026 06:30 PM (viF8m)

123 Why are being subjected to the pale flabby muscle-less "man" ?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 25, 2026 06:30 PM (+gK6I)

124 Deuteronomy 32:4.
I am... hazy on the Jewish interpretation, but I understand that this tends to be interpreted as G-d's final judgement, and I don't think The Best Judge is going to be delegating any of this work to Tucker.

Explain to me how Grace is fair.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 25, 2026 06:30 PM (PVBkQ)

125 115 The Christian interpretation is that mankind cannot bear too much "fairness". I'm not going to say "we're all screwed" but I'm pretty sure I am
Posted by: 88C+u at August 25, 2026 06:29 PM (88C+u)

God has been known to test Men, cultures, and Nations...

We are being tested. We are sadly, failing.

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 25, 2026 06:30 PM (mP0Kj)

126 Oh wait, nothing happened in 1999
Posted by: Skip

I had a bitchin' party. -- Prince

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 25, 2026 06:31 PM (ExV1e)

127 Going to go out on a limb and say the city hall orgy would only have men."

Scott Weiner (D - Sodom) approves

Posted by: man at August 25, 2026 06:31 PM (XuXeR)

128 116 Not if the recalcitrant shoot those coming after them first"

*needs more ammo
Posted by: man
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I roll my own and have plenty, bunch of mags too.

Posted by: whig at August 25, 2026 06:31 PM (E4rtv)

129 "we're all screwed"

Wunderbar!

Posted by: German Swinger politicos at August 25, 2026 06:31 PM (wGerL)

130 It fits, Tuqr will have the death penalty applied to people that drop their podcast subscriptions.
Posted by: whig

It was in the TOS! If you just accepted without reading, that's on you!!!

Posted by: Tuqr at August 25, 2026 06:31 PM (PgeHz)

131 > Apparently, männerbrüste.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 25, 2026 06:24 PM (ExV1e)

I just cannot deal with the fact that they call nipples "breast warts".

Because..... ewwww.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 25, 2026 06:31 PM (IG3/x)

132 God has been known to test Men, cultures, and Nations...

We are being tested. We are sadly, failing.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 25, 2026 06:30 PM

We have been found wanting.

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 25, 2026 06:32 PM (4NO2D)

133 118
Oh wait, nothing happened in 1999
Posted by: Skip

Do you not remember Y2K?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 25, 2026 06:29 PM (Cqx++)

/nods...

Yup, that was when the world ended due to all the computers everywhere shutting down!

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 25, 2026 06:32 PM (mP0Kj)

134 120 Going to go out on a limb and say the city hall orgy would only have men.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk

Eh, I suspect a few lady dicks will be in attendance as well.

Posted by: whig at August 25, 2026 06:32 PM (E4rtv)

135 Going to go out on a limb and say the city hall orgy would only have men.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 25, 2026 06:30 PM (n5tGW)

The suggestion that the public should come and have group sex with the city council just screams "no one will touch my wiener".

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 25, 2026 06:32 PM (ExV1e)

136 *needs more ammo

It's all about shot placement.

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 25, 2026 06:32 PM (4NO2D)

137 >>A huge fight with a machete breaks out in Cornwall this afternoon!

You expect this sort of thing in Shropshire...not, Cornwall.

Posted by: garrett at August 25, 2026 06:33 PM (4cvub)

138 I roll my own and have plenty, bunch of mags too."

I've got work to do. About 2 dozen empty pmags....

*grabs maglula

Posted by: man at August 25, 2026 06:33 PM (XuXeR)

139 FAIR is an event where everyone get fucked on the midway.
Usually last weeks of Aug or first weeks of Sept.
Step up and pay.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 25, 2026 06:33 PM (/+uur)

140 71 herrknockers

Posted by: cmeat at August 25, 2026 06:33 PM (Bep7s)

141 ((((The United Nations reported Tuesday that at least 47 people were killed and 50 others were kidnapped in a violent gang attack near Haiti's capital of Port-au-Prince this week.)))

The other UN nations are welcome to take as many Haitians in from us as they want.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 25, 2026 06:34 PM (PgeHz)

142 Showoff. I figured it would be at least 127 characters long.
Posted by: whig at August 25, 2026 06:27 PM (E4rtv)
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The Germans like to make massive words and then shorten them. Stasi, Panzer, etc. We do the same thing, and English's Germanic roots are pretty plain once you dig into it.

One of the things I thought was cool was that some of the words and phrases they use that seem really strange are simply evolutions of archaic English terms with the same root.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 25, 2026 06:34 PM (ZOv7s)

143 Whoever tells you will blow the margins.
Posted by: whig at August 25, 2026 06:22 PM (E4rtv)
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Scheißeshow!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 25, 2026 06:34 PM (RIvkX)

144 Mene, Mene, Tekel, Upharsin

Posted by: The Finger at August 25, 2026 06:34 PM (4NO2D)

145 Wasn't that just Germany before WWII, too?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at August 25, 2026 06:34 PM (btJVX)

146 >>I figured it would be at least 127 characters long.

German is the Erector Set of Languages.

Posted by: garrett at August 25, 2026 06:35 PM (4cvub)

147 "I think a visit from 6-10 good old boys armed with sacks filled with soda cans can render these monsters the "gender-affirming care" they deserve"

Nah, gotta use oranges in socks, leaves less bruising. Or so I've been told.

Posted by: Sua Sponte at August 25, 2026 06:35 PM (GTw+O)

148 138 I roll my own and have plenty, bunch of mags too."

I've got work to do. About 2 dozen empty pmags....

*grabs maglula
Posted by: man at August 25, 2026 06:33 PM (XuXeR)
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Maglulas are made in Israel, which just PROVES how much influence the Mossad has!

Posted by: Candace Owens at August 25, 2026 06:35 PM (B0NCh)

149 Zip head put this up 3 minutes ago. It's already been taken down.

Our children is learning.

>>@NYCMayor
·
3m
>>Mawlid al-Nabi Mubarak to Muslims in New York City and around the world.

>>Today, we honor the life and enduring legacy of Prophet Muhammad (May Peace Be Upon Him), whose teachings of compassion, generosity, justice, faith, and service have inspired communities for more than

Posted by: JackStraw at August 25, 2026 06:36 PM (viF8m)

150 137 >>A huge fight with a machete breaks out in Cornwall this afternoon!

You expect this sort of thing in Shropshire...not, Cornwall.

Posted by: garrett at August 25, 2026 06:33 PM (4cvub)

Or 12 year old girls in Dundee.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 25, 2026 06:36 PM (6ydKt)

151 Is that a German Councilmember...

or, is that Ace trying to attract Crows in his yard?

Posted by: garrett at August 25, 2026 06:36 PM (4cvub)

152 Mene, Mene, Tekel, Upharsin
Posted by: The Finger"

Hey!

/Fickle Finger of Fate

Posted by: man at August 25, 2026 06:36 PM (XuXeR)

153 ((((The United Nations reported Tuesday that at least 47 people were killed and 50 others were kidnapped in a violent gang attack near Haiti's capital of Port-au-Prince this week.)))

After consulting heyjackass.com that body count sounds like a typical weekend in Chicago. And the 50 kidnapped is nothing compared to the hundreds of thousands of children sexually trafficked in the US during ~~Biden's~~ Auto Pen's reign of terror.

Posted by: Community Notes at August 25, 2026 06:36 PM (U4c/V)

154 120 Going to go out on a limb and say the city hall orgy would only have men.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at August 25, 2026 06:30 PM (n5tGW)
_____________________

I was thinking more along the lines of the donkey scene from "Bachelor Party".

Posted by: Orson at August 25, 2026 06:36 PM (dIske)

155 herrknockers
Posted by: cmeat at August 25, 2026 06:33 PM (Bep7s)
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Schlaffherabhangendmannerbrusteherrknochen.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 25, 2026 06:37 PM (ZOv7s)

156 EQUITY
It is a transaction of time, money, or intelligence.
There is no other what to acquire EQUITY.
If someone hands you EQUITY then they can take it and hand it to someone else.
There are many systems to sell or trade your real EQUITY.
If you have EQUITY without time, or money, or intelligences invested; it is not EQUITY.

Posted by: r hennigantx at August 25, 2026 06:37 PM (/+uur)

157 An admin at an elementary school in San Diego County is on video talking about gender-swapping for kids K-6. Not telling the parents is an option.

I guess I've lost the thread, because I thought this was already illegal. Or did Trump merely manage to block federal funding for it?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Are all the teachers and staff at San Diego School District elementary schools intelligent enough to not try this with a student from a Muslim family?

Posted by: Gref at August 25, 2026 06:38 PM (5rh/l)

158 Maglulas are made in Israel"

Seems to upset all the usual suspects...

Posted by: man at August 25, 2026 06:38 PM (XuXeR)

159 Who can really understand the Germans?
Nobody really.

The Romans tried to figure them out for 500 years and still ended up losing half the empire to them.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 25, 2026 06:38 PM (6ydKt)

160 Well, F***er Carlson is wrong about God. Scripture is VERY clear throughout that God will do justice but is often NOT "fair" in the standard use of that term.

And one thing God says often is to accept your situation and be content in it. He also says you shouldn't favor the rich OR the poor in your judging.

So, Carlson can go to H**l. Exactly as I'm certain he will, in the end.

Posted by: GWB at August 25, 2026 06:38 PM (kU0PQ)

161 And now it's back.

Got a feeling the Islamic wave is not gonna make it here.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 25, 2026 06:38 PM (viF8m)

162 You might see machete fights at the Minnesota State Fair. Hopefully only Somalis will be harmed. Ok maybe Walz and Ellison

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 25, 2026 06:38 PM (JEgjE)

163 You have already seen sodomy taped in the Senate not 4 years ago. Membah?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 25, 2026 06:39 PM (RIvkX)

164 I'm not sure, but that Julian in those pictures appears to be going commando.

Great must be the "Hubba, Hubba"s from the 'ettes!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 25, 2026 06:39 PM (0sNs1)

165 92 How do you say "moobs" in German?
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Apparently, männerbrüste.

we have to call them bruce?

Posted by: university of wollongong derpartment of philosophy at August 25, 2026 06:40 PM (sGtp+)

166 That ye may be the children of your Father which is in heaven: for he maketh his sun to rise on the evil and on the good, and sendeth rain on the just and on the unjust.

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 25, 2026 06:40 PM (4NO2D)

167 164 I'm not sure, but that Julian in those pictures appears to be going commando.

Great must be the "Hubba, Hubba"s from the 'ettes!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 25, 2026 06:39 PM (0sNs1)

Makes retching sound

Posted by: It's me donna at August 25, 2026 06:40 PM (+gK6I)

168 163 You have already seen sodomy taped in the Senate not 4 years ago. Membah?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 25, 2026 06:39 PM (RIvkX)

Actually I has successfully memory holed* it until now.

*phrasing

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 25, 2026 06:40 PM (6ydKt)

169 The UN reporting about violence in Haiti is their way of saying "Trump can't send the Haitians back now'
Trump "oh yeah?, watch. Get em Marco "

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 25, 2026 06:40 PM (JEgjE)

170 Is Ace making a case for stopping deportations of Haitians? Perhaps at least sparing women and children?

Posted by: Paul at August 25, 2026 06:41 PM (0k5ap)

171 Then perfect Adam, whose sinful blood we all have, as the story goes, because he chose to stay with that woman. So no, God did not create all men as perfect, they became sinful in nature, thanks to Satan, then Adam. (but JC gave us a path out)
Posted by: illiniwek

And here I thought it was because he blamed her for his failure to do what God said, regardless of what she did.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 25, 2026 06:41 PM (vJrRc)

172 Not sure what the penalty is for deliberately misconstruing and misinterpreting scripture.

Probably serious.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 25, 2026 06:41 PM (RIvkX)

173 After consulting heyjackass.com that body count sounds like a typical weekend in Chicago. And the 50 kidnapped is nothing compared to the hundreds of thousands of children sexually trafficked in the US during Biden's Auto Pen's reign of terror.
Posted by: Community Notes

I'd be happy with other UN Nations taking in refugees from Chicago. No take-backsies! Seriously, Trump needs to figure out a program to assist US Lefties that hate America to renounce their citizenship and relocate, voluntarily, to another nation. Hell, I'd be good with giving them like $10,000 grant and free travel/shipping of household goods.

The only issue is...what nation would want to accept a bunch of worthless American Lefties?

Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 25, 2026 06:42 PM (PgeHz)

174 Do y'all ever what this guy?

https://tinyurl.com/bdzc925v

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 25, 2026 06:43 PM (4NO2D)

175 Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 25, 2026 06:40 PM (6ydKt)
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This could go very bad in this crowd.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 25, 2026 06:43 PM (RIvkX)

176 I think the word everyone is looking for re: the German sex-pest is "bitch-tits"

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 25, 2026 06:43 PM (vJrRc)

177 I learned today that King Solomon had 700 wives and 300 concubines!

Anniversaries must have been a bitch...

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 25, 2026 06:43 PM (Sco7b)

178 Who can really understand the Germans?
Nobody really.

The Romans tried to figure them out for 500 years and still ended up losing half the empire to them.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 25, 2026 06:38 PM (6ydKt)
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American culture is more German than British. We speak English, but in a German way, our food is basically German (Hamburgers, Brats, fried chicken, etc.) and Germany still has something of a "gun culture." England never really did, because weapon access was dictated by class.

And of course the US Army's manual of arms and drill is originally German, which is why our salute looks like their and not that gay british palm flourish.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at August 25, 2026 06:44 PM (ZOv7s)

179 "Fairness is promised to you by God. And how do we know that? Because we know that God created every person" Tuq'r

God created Adam, the rest of us came along by birth, after Adam fell. Just trying to help Carlson out.

21 I find then a law, that, when I would do good, evil is present with me. 22 For I delight in the law of God after the inward man: 23 But I see another law in my members, warring against the law of my mind, and bringing me into captivity to the law of sin which is in my members. 24 O wretched man that I am! who shall deliver me from the body of this death? 25 I thank God through Jesus Christ our Lord. So then with the mind I myself serve the law of God; but with the flesh the law of sin." Romans 7

But that is Paul, not the average third world wanker. Many only serve the flesh, and some demand "infidels" provide for their sexual (and other) demands.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 25, 2026 06:44 PM (vbXSk)

180 But all those Haitian gang members need to be saved!
-the idiot troll

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 25, 2026 06:45 PM (RIvkX)

181 177 I learned today that King Solomon had 700 wives and 300 concubines!

Anniversaries must have been a bitch...
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive

Imagine the few days a month when their cycles were all synched...

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 25, 2026 06:45 PM (PgeHz)

182 Anniversaries must have been a bitch..."

And the noise....

*ducks

Posted by: man at August 25, 2026 06:45 PM (XuXeR)

183 I'd be happy with other UN Nations taking in refugees from Chicago. No take-backsies! Seriously, Trump needs to figure out a program to assist US Lefties that hate America to renounce their citizenship and relocate, voluntarily, to another nation. Hell, I'd be good with giving them like $10,000 grant and free travel/shipping of household goods.

The only issue is...what nation would want to accept a bunch of worthless American Lefties?
Posted by: Moron Analyst at August 25, 2026 06:42 PM (PgeHz)

"The Man without a Country" was a great story about a dude to cursed the US saying he never wanted to hear about it again and was sentenced to be kept for life on Navy ships at sea and his info was censored to remove anything about the US. He could see the expansion as the areas blanked out were extended.

We need sentencing like that back.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 25, 2026 06:46 PM (uhVAy)

184 Like a light switch was thrown, I noticed "Equality" overnight was replaced with "Equity" in The Narrative.

Whatever the longstanding definition of equity might have been, near as I can figure out what they mean by it now is analogous to "revenge".

Posted by: Common Tater at August 25, 2026 06:46 PM (YuGwe)

185 Quiches?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 25, 2026 06:46 PM (ndZc7)

186 The Argentine military is Prussian in origin as well.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 25, 2026 06:46 PM (RIvkX)

187 Anniversaries must have been a bitch...
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive

Imagine the few days a month when their cycles were all synched...
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 25, 2026 06:45 PM (PgeHz)

Like "Manos; The Hands of Fate" writ large.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at August 25, 2026 06:47 PM (0aYVJ)

188 There are reports that the US embassy in Moscow has taken the American flags down after a very brief meeting between the head of the CIA and Putin.

This sounds very, very bad.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 25, 2026 06:47 PM (aD4fx)

189
And our German rocket scientists were better than the Russians' German rocket scientists.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 25, 2026 06:47 PM (w6EFb)

190 Dude in prison for life has a lot of time on his hands. Maybe he can get transferred into the women's prison. Not hard to understand the motivation. Still, I want to smack some sense into the politicians who cater to these prisoners' obvious attempts to game the system.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 25, 2026 06:48 PM (26bRp)

191 American culture is more German than British"

The House of Hanover waves...

Posted by: man at August 25, 2026 06:48 PM (XuXeR)

192 188 There are reports that the US embassy in Moscow has taken the American flags down after a very brief meeting between the head of the CIA and Putin.

This sounds very, very bad.

Posted by: The ARC of History!
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Half way down?
Is this another Mediaite story?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 25, 2026 06:48 PM (Q8D76)

193 Al-Sayed's pattern of facial hair is strange. I don't trust him.

Posted by: Willie Brown at August 25, 2026 06:48 PM (OkYzo)

194 All ve vant to do is *clap* pump YOU up!

Posted by: Hans and Franz, Mannheim City Council at August 25, 2026 06:49 PM (B0NCh)

195 188 There are reports that the US embassy in Moscow has taken the American flags down after a very brief meeting between the head of the CIA and Putin.

This sounds very, very bad.

Posted by: The ARC of History!

Something is afoot.

Posted by: Frank Barone at August 25, 2026 06:49 PM (OkYzo)

196 > I learned today that King Solomon had 700 wives and 300 concubines!

The Bible only confirms Solomon had three kids. Tradition says he had four. Weird, right?

Posted by: bonhomme at August 25, 2026 06:49 PM (mkw2N)

197 >>>Why are being subjected to the pale flabby muscle-less "man" ?

Posted by: It's me donna

>Because cruel Ace is a little stoved up and he needs to stretch out his lower lumbar.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at August 25, 2026 06:50 PM (FR9Sb)

198 There are reports that the US embassy in Moscow has taken the American flags down after a very brief meeting between the head of the CIA and Putin.

This sounds very, very bad.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 25, 2026 06:47 PM

The chair is against the wall.

Posted by: toby928(c) at August 25, 2026 06:50 PM (4NO2D)

199
Der Mannbrust
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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Showoff. I figured it would be at least 127 characters long.
Posted by: whig

Wouldn't they be the feminine Die Mann rust? Since it's boobs on a dude with a dick.

Posted by: BifBewalski at August 25, 2026 06:51 PM (8TENf)

200 188 There are reports that the US embassy in Moscow has taken the American flags down after a very brief meeting between the head of the CIA and Putin.
This sounds very, very bad.
Posted by: The ARC of History!

Look on the bright side.

Posted by: the embassy in Tehran 1979 at August 25, 2026 06:51 PM (88C+u)

201 Warning to Morons:

Prime Minister of Denmark, Mette Frederiksen, is not happy with online social media posts offering her unsolicited beauty advice.

Therefore, do not offer Ms. Frederiksen any beauty or fashion tips, no matter how well-meaning.

Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at August 25, 2026 06:52 PM (0sNs1)

202 Is Ace making a case for stopping deportations of Haitians? Perhaps at least sparing women and children?

-
The reason Haiti is a shit hole is because Haitians live there. If we're going to avoid becoming a shit hole we need to get the Haitians the hell out.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 25, 2026 06:52 PM (ndZc7)

203 GPT-5.6 luna

That claim is not confirmed by the reporting I can find. The current reports confirm that CIA Director John Ratcliffe traveled to Moscow for undisclosed meetings, but they say the U.S. Embassy in Moscow did not immediately comment on the trip.
They do not report that the embassy removed or lowered its flags.
BBC+2

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 25, 2026 06:52 PM (Q8D76)

204 195 188 There are reports that the US embassy in Moscow has taken the American flags down after a very brief meeting between the head of the CIA and Putin.

This sounds very, very bad.

Posted by: The ARC of History!

Something is afoot.
Posted by: Frank Barone

Vlad was a BIG Dolly fan, and the news hit him especially hard.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 25, 2026 06:52 PM (PgeHz)

205 "And here I thought it was because he blamed her for his failure to do what God said, regardless of what she did."
Posted by: FeatherBlade

Eve was deceived, Adam made the choice to disobey. Not sure if Adam blamed her after the fact, but Adam was not deceived, knew exactly what he was doing. And in that very day he died (lost the holy spirit he had, on that one condition of obedience).

Or that is how I understand the story of evil entering the present world. (which I believe is the second world, the first world was where Lucifer was the bright and morning light. third heaven and earth will be the perfect one ... or so we hope.)

Posted by: illiniwek at August 25, 2026 06:52 PM (vbXSk)

206 Der Mannbrust
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

The Moobs of Meepsorb...

Posted by: Boswell at August 25, 2026 06:52 PM (j10i6)

207 There's a steamroller in Mannheim. Plays great Christmas music.

Posted by: Just got here at August 25, 2026 06:53 PM (2Ez/1)

208 191 American culture is more German than British"

The House of Hanover waves...

Posted by: man at August 25, 2026 06:48 PM (XuXeR)

Yeah the Brits are mix of Celts, Welsh, Cornish, Bretons, Angles, Saxons, Jutes, Danes, Norse, French, and a German royal family.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at August 25, 2026 06:53 PM (6ydKt)

209 That sounds like bullshit click-bait woo-woo stuff. They will announce any serious diplomatic kerfluffles.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 25, 2026 06:54 PM (YuGwe)

210 The reason Haiti is a shit hole is because Haitians live there. If we're going to avoid becoming a shit hole we need to get the Haitians the hell out.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

No, we have magic soil that will transform them! Plus think of all the exotic children we can adopt!!!

Posted by: Chief Justice Roberts and Justice Amy Coney Barrett at August 25, 2026 06:54 PM (PgeHz)

211 Doubtful we pulled down the flag over a tiff.
Maintenance? Sundown?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 25, 2026 06:54 PM (Q8D76)

212 Why are being subjected to the pale flabby muscle-less "man" ?
Posted by: It's me donna at August 25, 2026 06:30 PM

In fairness, very few can occupy the peak of Modern Masculinity that we do.

Posted by: Mr. Emhoff, Mr. Walz, Mr. Hogg, and Mr. Swalwell at August 25, 2026 06:55 PM (0sNs1)

213 That sounds like bullshit click-bait woo-woo stuff. They will announce any serious diplomatic kerfluffles.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 25, 2026 06:54 PM (YuGwe)

Not sure what taking down US flags would even mean in an embassy.

Posted by: Oldcat at August 25, 2026 06:55 PM (uhVAy)

214 >> Prime Minister of Denmark, Mette Frederiksen, is not happy with online social media posts offering her unsolicited beauty advice.

Looking her up, well, I don't think there's much that can be done anyway.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 25, 2026 06:55 PM (w6EFb)

215 >>>dog rapist

No way! All the dogs consented.
--The Dog Raper

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 25, 2026 06:56 PM (syz1S)

216 Whatever my plaint, I never claimed 'Unfairness'

Posted by: Job at August 25, 2026 06:56 PM (XeU6L)

217 Anyone think it's a little odd to think of Adam and Eve, your great grandparents(^26) in the nude?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at August 25, 2026 06:56 PM (26bRp)

218 You want moobs? I got yer moobs!

Posted by: Michael Moore at August 25, 2026 06:56 PM (0sNs1)

219 Not sure what taking down US flags would even mean in an embassy.
Posted by: Oldcat

Let's hope it stays that way!

Posted by: Hillary! at August 25, 2026 06:56 PM (PgeHz)

220 Something is afoot.
Posted by: Frank Barone

Vlad was a BIG Dolly fan, and the news hit him especially hard.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar
---

Admiral, good to see you, missing Mannix, eh?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 25, 2026 06:57 PM (Q8D76)

221 "The reason Haiti is a shit hole is because Haitians live there. If we're going to avoid becoming a shit hole we need to get the Haitians the hell out."

and most Muslims, and south of the border cartel members ... and the list goes on. heh

Posted by: illiniwek at August 25, 2026 06:57 PM (vbXSk)

222 There are reports that the US embassy in Moscow has taken the American flags down after a very brief meeting between the head of the CIA and Putin.

All I'm seeing is that it happened in St. Petersburg... eight years ago. Do you have a link?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at August 25, 2026 06:57 PM (ExV1e)

223 192 yup, for dolly. putin gave her a full parton.

Posted by: cmeat at August 25, 2026 06:57 PM (Bep7s)

224 >>>dog rapist

No way! All the dogs consented.
--The Dog Raper

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at August 25, 2026 06:56 PM (syz1S)

Only the female dogs. We're not sickos.
--The Germans.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 25, 2026 06:57 PM (dK+Kv)

225 Not sure what taking down US flags would even mean in an embassy.

Posted by: Oldcat
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Sundown?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 25, 2026 06:58 PM (Q8D76)

226 188 There are reports that the US embassy in Moscow has taken the American flags down after a very brief meeting between the head of the CIA and Putin.

This sounds very, very bad.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 25, 2026 06:47 PM (aD4fx)

Here's a TWZ article about CIA chief John Ratcliffe flying to Moscow today. In a USAF C-17.

https://tinyurl.com/7t3ttykw

Go to the bottom of that page for the latest updates.

Posted by: Gref at August 25, 2026 06:58 PM (5rh/l)

227 214 >> Prime Minister of Denmark, Mette Frederiksen, is not happy with online social media posts offering her unsolicited beauty advice.

Looking her up, well, I don't think there's much that can be done anyway.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 25, 2026 06:55 PM (w6EFb)

Cut everything off, burn everything down and start anew....

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 25, 2026 06:58 PM (Sco7b)

228 Here's a pic of this German swinger. This is for The Ladies:
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Danke aber nein danke.

Posted by: bluebell at August 25, 2026 06:58 PM (ek8iC)

229 Tuq'r Qarlson remains constipated I see from the photo. I don't know why he does not increase his fiber. If his furrowed brows are supposed to indicate a high IQ it's not working. Maybe he needs some of those giant plastic glasses? A dunce cap would be more appropriate.

I know from reading a subreddit after President Trump was elected that trans mommies like the attention. They were worried about kidnappings (?) and yanked their trans kids out of school. Were planning to move to Canada.

Sadly I can no longer read reddit as it requires registration. Gone are the days when I made up an email address and name and could flip out people of WaPo and others.

I'm not sure what color ribbon I need to mourn my subreddits. One was thrashing Markle like a rented mule and I loved it when I was bored.

I am looking at a youtube from yesterday that South Park is fixin' to rip Hazbeen and his woife again. I will watch as I did the last one for their privacy. Good.

I hope he fades into the background or is buried in ivy during one of his drug fests and mowed. Maybe he's renting the Cotswald's house Rosie just left. As he ages his too close together beady eyes will merge into one.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 25, 2026 06:59 PM (hzuYO)

230 214 >> Prime Minister of Denmark, Mette Frederiksen, is not happy with online social media posts offering her unsolicited beauty advice.

Looking her up, well, I don't think there's much that can be done anyway.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at August 25, 2026 06:55 PM (w6EFb)

Cut everything off, burn everything down and start anew....
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 25, 2026 06:58 PM (Sco7b)

I have it on good authority "There is nothing like a Dane"

Posted by: Oldcat at August 25, 2026 06:59 PM (uhVAy)

231
Yeah the Brits are mix of Celts, Welsh, Cornish, Bretons, Angles, Saxons, Jutes, Danes, Norse, French, and a German royal family.

Posted by: SpeakingOf
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Picts

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 25, 2026 06:59 PM (XeU6L)

232 No way! All the dogs consented.
--The Dog Raper
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous

Here comes the controversial part I shouldn’t say. I believe that if I were the benevolent dictator of the world, I would legalize bestiality where you are giving, you are pleasuring the animal.

Posted by: Cenk Uygur, actual quote at August 25, 2026 06:59 PM (PgeHz)

233 The flags in Moscow are probably at half staff for Dolly

Posted by: Smell the Glove at August 25, 2026 06:59 PM (JEgjE)

234 >>>a child rapist, a dog rapist and a child murderer... walk into a bar...

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at August 25, 2026 06:59 PM (Q8D76)

235

Can't we just make Tuq'r the Grand Mufti of Iran, when they surrender?

Then everyone will be happy!

Posted by: naturalfake at August 25, 2026 06:59 PM (iJfKG)

236 > Eve was deceived, Adam made the choice to disobey.

In LDS theology, Adam and Eve had no way of procreating in the GoE. They had to fall in order to have kids. Eve was tempted, but also understood the full ramifications of her actions. Even then approaches Adam and tells him she's consumed the fruit and if Adam doesn't consume the fruit, he'll be left alone in the GoE and unable to follow God's commandment to be fruitful and multiply.

The Fall was necessary so opposition in all things, procreation, death, etc. could happen.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 25, 2026 07:00 PM (mkw2N)

237 Anniversaries must have been a bitch...
Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive

Imagine the few days a month when their cycles were all synched...
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 25, 2026 06:45 PM (PgeHz)

Like "Manos; The Hands of Fate" writ large.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic

They were probably too busy scheming against each other to give Solomon much trouble. Y'know, except when someone succeeded in killing her rival, or her rival's kids, or getting her rival accused of something that landed her in the Israelite equivalent of the Cold Palace

Posted by: FeatherBlade at August 25, 2026 07:00 PM (vJrRc)

238 Tuq'r Qarlson joins the left in elevating "fairness" and "equality"

They're not going to like "fairness".

Posted by: t-bird at August 25, 2026 07:00 PM (f4tQo)

239 Google AI, I'm trapped in a man's body...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 25, 2026 07:00 PM (XeU6L)

240 Yeah the Brits are mix of Celts, Welsh, Cornish, Bretons, Angles, Saxons, Jutes, Danes, Norse, French, and a German royal family.

Posted by: SpeakingOf
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Picts
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 25, 2026 06:59 PM (XeU6L)

Picts or it didn't happen

Posted by: Oldcat at August 25, 2026 07:00 PM (uhVAy)

241 Dog molester?

Thought Hasan Piker lived in California and not been convicted yet?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 25, 2026 07:01 PM (2GVsD)

242 224 "nothing queer about quimby!"

Posted by: cmeat jokes my pops told at August 25, 2026 07:02 PM (Bep7s)

243 Al-Sayed's pattern of facial hair is strange. I don't trust him.
Posted by: Willie Brown at August 25, 2026 06:48 PM (OkYzo)
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You don't see that much detail anymore. Sir.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 25, 2026 07:02 PM (RIvkX)

244 Other than packing up the embassy and leaving have no clue what that means.

Posted by: Skip at August 25, 2026 07:02 PM (Ia/+0)

245 Tuq'r Qarlson joins the left in elevating "fairness" and "equality"

They're not going to like "fairness".
Posted by: t-bird

They don't like equality much, either.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 25, 2026 07:03 PM (L1CjM)

246 did we all see the still from the next season of Rings of Power yet?

it is ... wow.

it's really bad

also Lanterns SUCKS

Posted by: Black Orchid (j+aD2) at August 25, 2026 07:03 PM (j+aD2)

247 "Fairness is promised to you by God"
--Tucker
=====

Chapter and verse, please
Posted by: San Franpsycho

It's in the penumbras and emanations.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 25, 2026 07:03 PM (ndZc7)

248 Vlad wants the Ukraine. I say let him have the shithole. Maybe NATO will stop him. Heh.

Posted by: wth at August 25, 2026 07:03 PM (UjdFS)

249 They would take down the flag if they are un-assing the AO completely.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 25, 2026 07:03 PM (YuGwe)

250 Ace gives the 'ettes some nekkid mammaries, but they don't seem to be expressing appreciation.

Does this mean they've disappointed Ace in some way, for I'm learning that Ace's expressions of disappointment can be ... subtle.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 25, 2026 07:04 PM (0sNs1)

251
A child rapist, a baby murderer, and a dog rapist walk into a bar.

"I want a shot." says the child rapist.

"I, too, would like a shot." Says the baby murderer.

"Good barkeep, make it three shots."

"Gentlemen, you've come to the right place." says the Bartender, "Three shots it is."

And shoots all three of them in the head with the .357 he keeps under the bar.

Posted by: naturalfake at August 25, 2026 07:04 PM (iJfKG)

252 LDS missionary lifts in one hand a heavy Tungsten cube on IShowSpeed's livestream, winning $10K.

http://tiny.cc/45b9101

Posted by: bonhomme at August 25, 2026 07:04 PM (mkw2N)

253 231 "several species of small furry animals gathered together in a cave and grooving with a pict"

Posted by: cmeat jokes my pops told at August 25, 2026 07:04 PM (Bep7s)

254 Ace, my love. I can assure you I would not orgy with that strange little man on the beach. I do wonder if he's wearing sunscreen but at the same time don't care. Yug.

I would be no good at an orgy, even in my prime. Mostly because I always laugh at inappropriate times and loudly. Then I'd be asked to leave as I would be in hysterics and missing the entire point of an orgy.

On that note I'm not exactly sure what qualifications you'd need at an orgy as it seems a bit sad to me. Like pron diarrhea acted out by people who can't mate alone like normal people.

I was once sort of asked to a nude beach with my husband by a nurse you would not think (she was no looker) who loved them. I think I pretended I did not compute or did not hear her as I don't recall my response. I did tell my husband and we laughed.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 25, 2026 07:05 PM (hzuYO)

255 That Tucker quote..

He is justifying "Might makes right."

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 25, 2026 07:05 PM (2GVsD)

256 Tucker wants cheaper Nannies and Cleaners. Maybe Drywallers and Roofers.

Tucker is very, very much New England. Fuck New England.

Posted by: Howdy at August 25, 2026 07:05 PM (z7C44)

257 >>>a child rapist, a dog rapist and a child murderer... walk into a bar...
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _
......

Bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve Democrats."

Posted by: wth at August 25, 2026 07:05 PM (UjdFS)

258 Julian Farrat looks like he belongs in a remake of Cabaret.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 25, 2026 07:06 PM (2GVsD)

259 247 "Fairness is promised to you by God"
--Tucker
=====

Chapter and verse, please
Posted by: San Franpsycho

It's in the penumbras and emanations.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Oh yeah? Well, You're Another One! at August 25, 2026 07:03 PM (ndZc7)
********
Now ask him how narrow is the gate to further confuse him and cause the brow furrow and frown.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at August 25, 2026 07:07 PM (hzuYO)

260 Julian Farrat looks like he belongs in a remake of Cabaret.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 25, 2026 07:06 PM (2GVsD)

A Farrat once bit my sister.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at August 25, 2026 07:08 PM (dK+Kv)

261 "The Fall was necessary so opposition in all things, procreation, death, etc. could happen."
Posted by: bonhomme

hmmm, interesting. But there are the five (or seven?) steps in the deception of Eve, ending with "thou shalt not surely die". So it seems she was genuinely "tricked", idk. (and there was the "and you shall be as God" incentive as well).

Posted by: illiniwek at August 25, 2026 07:08 PM (vbXSk)

262 249 They would take down the flag if they are un-assing the AO completely.

Posted by: Common Tater at August 25, 2026 07:03 PM (YuGwe)

I agree with the commenter up-thread who said it was probably the flag being lowered to half-mast for remembrance of Dolly Parton. Trump's order puts this into effect at 6 PM EDT today.

Posted by: Gref at August 25, 2026 07:08 PM (5rh/l)

263 How this sentence didn't end with '...walk into a bar.', I'll never understand.
Posted by: garrett at August 25, 2026 06:14 PM (4cvub)

Because they wouldn't walk out.
(my 'ol man was a warden.)

Posted by: Diogenes at August 25, 2026 07:08 PM (2WIwB)

264 And shoots all three of them in the head with the .357 he keeps under the bar.
****

*piker* (checks .41 long Colt under bar rag)

Posted by: clarence at August 25, 2026 07:09 PM (pHgC8)

265 Did she get better?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 25, 2026 07:09 PM (2GVsD)

266 I agree with the commenter up-thread who said it was probably the flag being lowered to half-mast for remembrance of Dolly Parton. Trump's order puts this into effect at 6 PM EDT today.

Posted by: Gref at August 25, 2026 07:08 PM (5rh/l)

Boobs are going to make me sad for a little while.

Posted by: Stateless - keeping 15 year Ralphy happy and alive. Puppy at heart at August 25, 2026 07:09 PM (Sco7b)

267 That Tucker quote..

He is justifying "Might makes right."
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 25, 2026 07:05 PM (2GVsD)

Hence, why the South still has Voter Laws not applied to the North.

This really is the story of "The Union". Us fucks in the South subsidizing those of you in the Noth.

Hence ... the SALT deduction. End of story.

Posted by: Howdy at August 25, 2026 07:10 PM (z7C44)

268 252 LDS missionary lifts in one hand a heavy Tungsten cube on IShowSpeed's livestream, winning $10K.

http://tiny.cc/45b9101

Posted by: bonhomme at August 25, 2026 07:04 PM (mkw2N)

I hope that missionary knew to quickly say, "Show me the money!"

Posted by: Gref at August 25, 2026 07:11 PM (5rh/l)

269 I think it's just terrible that a long stint in prison is allowed to disrupt a nonbinary person's secret dreams and aspirations.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at August 25, 2026 07:12 PM (guGkK)

270 >>Boobs are going to make me sad for a little while.

Tits Out for Dolly

Posted by: garrett at August 25, 2026 07:12 PM (4cvub)

271 Book of Job is super duper fair, especially to his first family that all died.
Posted by: Oldcat at August 25, 2026 06:11 PM (uhVAy)

Not his wife: she’s there to tell him to curse God and die. Job, patiently, tells her that would be wrong. In this Job did nothing wrong (he sinned not”

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 25, 2026 07:12 PM (sGgMH)

272 nood cafe

Posted by: Gref at August 25, 2026 07:12 PM (5rh/l)

273 Nood.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at August 25, 2026 07:12 PM (B0NCh)

274 A trip and fall out of a helicopter door would change Tucker's expression. For the next 2 nautical miles.

General Pinochet ♬ "A country turns it's eyes ot you" ♬

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 25, 2026 07:14 PM (u82oZ)

275 > But there are the five (or seven?) steps in the deception of Eve, ending with "thou shalt not surely die". So it seems she was genuinely "tricked", idk. (and there was the "and you shall be as God" incentive as well).

That was one of Satan's arguments, but at what point does the Bible specify Eve was convinced by that argument?

Genesis 3:6 says, "So when the woman saw that the tree was good for food, that it was pleasant to the eyes, and a tree desirable to make one wise, she took of its fruit and ate."

It doesn't say she did it to be immortal.

Posted by: bonhomme at August 25, 2026 07:14 PM (mkw2N)

276 I hate that a double quote followed by a right parend turns into a winking smiley: “

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 25, 2026 07:15 PM (sGgMH)

277 247 "Fairness is promised to you by God"
--Tucker
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Job says, "What!?!"

Jeremiah looks on, puzzled.

Zachariah asks, "Where, exactly?"

Moses says, "Yeah, 40 years and I missed it by that much...."

Stephen says, "Hey now, really?"

Peter says, "Hmmm... not sure about that."

Posted by: LASue at August 25, 2026 07:15 PM (lCppi)

278 172 Not sure what the penalty is for deliberately misconstruing and misinterpreting scripture.

Probably serious.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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Something something smiting.

Posted by: whig at August 25, 2026 07:26 PM (E4rtv)

279 Eve was immortal until she ate of the fruit, as was Adam.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at August 25, 2026 07:27 PM (sGgMH)

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